Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 348 - Glitches in the Internet

Episode Date: July 25, 2022

The boys are back and this time Jesse tells Crendor about his wacky dream, and somehow that leads to the discover of a bakery website that is a secret japanese vendor of machine parts? But it's not the only conspiracy they stumble upon - a man in Michigan is living the life they've always wanted. All this and the British heatwave on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Come see us live in Chicago in August! Learn more at coxandcrendor.com Go to http://babbel.com/cox to save up to 60% off your subscription. Go to http://calm.com/cox for 40% off a Calm Premium subscription.

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This has just become every week I judge your opening. You know what? I've been judged on many things.. This is just to become every week I judge your opening. You know what? I've been judged on many things. My opening is just another one. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

It was pretty good. You're, you know, I'd give it a nine. That was a nine out of ten right there. Thank you. Nine out of ten. It felt like a nine out of ten to me as well. How are you doing? I am doing phenomenal.

And I realized that I totally goofed before we started this. I wrote down a dream that I had had that was totally insane. And now looking at it, I realize that when I wrote it down, I clearly did not go back later and try to rewrite it in a way that made more sense. So it is entirely a – I can give it a try if you want, but there's some things in here that I realize I don't know what Ozik means. I said, and while watching the film, Ozzyk oh my god she orchestrate all this what does that mean what did i what was i trying to say at what time is this 4 18 a.m what was i trying to say well now we got it here it can't just be like no that's fine anyway what's all right this is going on okay here we go this is called dream about me watching a movie in the theater all right

the movie i guess this is just i'm watching a Movie in the Theater. All right. The movie, I guess this is just I'm watching a movie in the theater. The movie is about two men through time told in a fractured way. So you see them at several different points in history, always being friends, always being involved, and always being involved in stuff together, I think is what I meant to say. There's also a beautiful redhead. Well, of course there is. Stuffed together I think is what I meant to say There's also a beautiful red head Well of course there is Who is part of their story

Except her hair is less red and more like that kind of Anime character with red hair That looks super fake And potentially it could be fake but It could have just been an anime character that was in the scenario I don't know that's what I wrote so there you go Yeah Now I'm not sure how we get there

Obviously since it's a dream There's jumping and weird moments That makes no sense But the idea is that there's a revelation at the end That these two friends have been the same people Throughout time And they keep forgetting that they know each other And they always have a moment of revelation

And in the movie that I'm watching Oh so I guess the idea is like They are friends and they realize Oh my god we've always been friends. Like in our past life, we were friends and that kind of thing. Yeah. And so they have this moment of revelation. And I was watching that moment.

Yeah, they realize they know each other throughout time and space and stuff happens in a very cool way. We're like every single one of those revelations happening all at the same time so because the movie's been fractured in many different ways we see them in the past having the revelation them in the future like that kind of thing but it's all happening at once and then it overlays on top of each other right this was what i said and i was like oh that's pretty wild which in the dream it was wild it was crazy i was like going through eyeballs and stuff Which in the dream it was wild It was crazy I was like going through eyeballs and stuff And it was like

What did I mean by What did I say here So the other They're all layered over each other So would be like One version was them on set Filming a thing And I for which some reason think was

Star Trek which is weird, and one of them was behind the camera, and one of them was the actor, and they looked at each other, and they both had the realization that they're friends. And like, it zooms in the eyes. And then another part of history, it's now ancient times, and some... It's now ancient times of some sort.

And they realize that they've known each other throughout history, even in the future. One cool transition involves a band-aid that was once in the same place in two different interactions. They always found something that sparked a core memory. And the next thing is, I don't know if they start fighting each other or what, because maybe, boy, I spelled it M-A-Y space B, maybe, but one of them is always killed. And then the redhead is like, oh, and then the redhead appears from the shadows. And while watching the film, it's like, oh, my God, she orchestrated all of this.

What does she have to do with that? What is behind all this? The guy's always, one always kills another in every timeline. And then she pulls a small revolver and then shoots the guy remaining in the head so they both die

no matter what. Then the movie ends and I have no idea what it meant but there's a post-credits scene. Get out of town. There's a post-credits scene. I can't believe I wrote this down. I have no idea what it represents but there's a post-credits scene. Get out of town. There's a post-credits scene. I can't believe I wrote this down. I have no idea what it represents. But there's a post-credits scene.

And it's the vision for Marvel beat up,, but a woman who is like a fire lady is like a whale I see. Oh, is like, well, I see you're finally awake. And that's what an absolute shit that I had to watch. And I remember saying to myself, leaving the theater in the dream, saying, I'm going to have to Google that. I don't know what any of it meant and that's when i woke up

like my dream of like i don't know what the hell the ending of that movie meant i don't know what that was about i don't even listen to that i felt like i had a heat stroke or something well most of it is just my terrible 4am writing Trying to type into my phone But I think the idea is it's a movie about two guys And the entire movie is about them And their relationship with each other And then for some reason like A redhead with an anime character Shows up at the end and is like

All according to plan And then shoots one of the guys who's left And she's done that throughout history I guess She's always killed the remaining guy And then the movie ends with that big revelation. There's a post-credency with a vision in a volcano. And another redhead is like, yes, you're finally awake. And I don't know what any of that means.

I don't know why it exists. And clearly neither did Dream Jesse because he was like, I don't know what the hell. I don't know what that movie was. You make a cool movie out of that. You got, like, time- like time traveling redhead assassin. Right. And she's just going around killing like these notorious figures in history. And then you're like, we're going to stop her.

And then the whole premise is you have to catch her trying to assassinate like, I don't know, the president of somewhere. And then now is she an anime girl in your story? Oh, she's got to be 100 percent. Well, of course. Yeah. Because then the one guy will be like, I'll take her out. And then she pops up. And then he's like, oh, my God, she's beautiful.

She's my waifu. And then she turns and just kills him. And then you're like, oh, shit. And then, you know, it just becomes like an intense battle. How do we fit in the Marvel spin at the end? How do we fit that in? What happens there? How deep of a in the Marvel spin at the end? How do we fit that in? Is it... What happens there?

How deep of a Marvel spin are we trying to get? I don't know. In my version, the Vision wakes up and a woman is there like, you're finally awake, and then it ends. Okay, yeah.

What does that have to do... Why is the Vision there? Was it all a Vision's dream? What was it about? I have so many questions. Again, Jesse left that theater like, bro, I don't know what I saw. I woke up confused. Me and that dream was right.

That was nonsense. Whatever we watched, that was crazy. So this actually just reminded me of a dream I had yesterday that I completely forgot about. Didn't even write down, but it just all came flooding back to me. So I had a dream. I was like in some jail and they're like, all right, you can't leave this jail. They're like attaching like pens with bombs to like everybody there. And I was like, geez, they got a pen with a bomb on it

but then something happens and we all broke out and it was like a park and i was like dude we're free and everyone's like playing baseball and then this woman's like we must find them and then i picked up two like gallons of like water something like milk jugs or water jugs milk jugs of water or yeah you know it's like the you know you get like a jug of water something like what milk jugs or water jugs milk jugs of water or yeah you know it's like the you know you get like a jug of water something like distilled water or something it's like that sure sure so i had two of those and i was just beating people up with them like there's a guy that came after me i beat him up there's this other person okay i beat him up it was like a i think i was like a crazy animal to try to attack beat it up i was beating everything up with water jugs

and that seems like a jackie chan movie though you know what i mean yeah but my version where instead of using the water jug master karate i got two water jugs it's just you flailing flailing wildly and i think it was kind of in slow motion now that i think about it so it's kind of weird so yeah i had that dream and I remember waking up just being like, what? Huh? I, well,

I'm glad you went, uh, that was it. Mine. I was like, Jesse, bro. Oh my God.

We got to write that down. I remember I, I actually didn't write, I don't think I did speech to text, which is why it's so messed up. And I laid there in bed Like and then I did this thing And then like oh my god

I was half asleep That sounds about more Accurate yeah that sounds right Dreams man Dreams All I wrote down was Conversation From waitresses when I went Out to eat with my friend because they were like

they're having a they're having a bad time what what the waitresses yeah so i went to this like place with my friend to eat he's like let's get a burger at this place i was like all right it's for my uh it was like my post birthday thing he was like hey let's i want to take you out to eat for your birthday i was like all right so we went there uh and then there we like sit down we were at the bar so he's like we're just sit at the bar so we sat like the end of the bar but it was like the restaurant parts like right next to it so the waitresses were like going back and forth between the bar because the kitchen's there and it was like they'd be like going back and forth and they're like oh my god we have to sit these people and she's like you didn't sit the people and she's

like i thought you were sitting the people there's like seven waitresses like all going back and forth the bartender everything and then this woman comes up she's like excuse me i was charged for three burgers and then they're like all right hold on they go into the back and then this other girl's coming back and they like they ring the bell to say the food's coming they're like ding ding ding ding and then she's like shut up I'm coming and then this other waitress just spilled an entire thing of water trying

to make a drink and I was like oh she's like oh my god and then alright it's all good and she's like it's not my day not my day uh and then there's the last thing i heard them talking there's like this girl this other girl talking and she's just like i knew she was gonna put her in my section i knew they'd put her in my section but like whatever that's fine i don't care and i

was like this shit is going on back there like restaurants got some crazy stuff i mean you couldn't learn that from watching any of those like kitchen nightmares or whatever shows but like sure but that sounds like like it's one of those you don't do it in public thing. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, I guess technically they're doing it away from the people eating, but they're doing it by the kitchen, but just happens to be where we're sitting. So we just happen to be at a front row spot.

We're seeing everything up close. But it was a thing where like they're so busy I think too cause it was like packed and so I think they just they get overwhelmed and like personalities clash and all that stuff is this the place that's like the old muffin house

no it's just like a local burger place and it's like 15 minutes away but he's like, they got really good burgers. To be fair, they have very good burgers, but they got some crazy service going on. So that was fun. Near me, a place opened up that is, I'm not going to describe the location because it's very near me. Right. But this place opened up that does like cakes and muffins and donuts and whatever.

And it seems like it's owned by one very nice lady. Right. And I was like, oh, maybe I'll get something and bring it to the office. Right. So I go over there and she's like, oh, no, this is all done online. You order and then in three days we deliver it. And I'm like, oh, no, this is all done online. You order, and then in three days we deliver it. And I'm like, what? She's like, yeah, so you give us a three-day lead, and if you want bread or you want whatever, we'll bring it to you.

We'll, like, take it to you and we'll deliver it that day. I was like, oh, that's amazing. So I managed she does it all out of her home, I guess is the vibe. Oh, I see. And so I was like, like well that could be super fun because it's like you know a mom making you a bunch of stuff and like what if she made us cupcakes and i brought cupcakes to the office that'd be amazing so i want to send you the website okay this is the website right just looks like a normal baking site yeah Yeah, it does. Here's the thing. When you go to order, and this is why I was like, uh-oh.

When you go to order, this is the contact information for the website. What the shit? If you could describe what you're seeing, I would love for people to understand. All right. I would love for people to understand. Alright. I am seeing some sort of chain

mechanism. It has realistic action. Wait, now there's cat butt keychains? It just switched. Wait, I clicked on something and it took me to cat butt keychains. Now I'm back and it's just... I am confused. Yep. Switched wait I clicked on something it took me to cat butt keychains now. I'm back and it's just I

am confused yep, welcome to a Thing that I think I stumbled upon like some kind of thing. I'm not supposed to stumble on to Because you click contact on this page, and it takes you to a page that's written I am assuming. It's Japanese. Looks like Japanese. Yeah, I just Google translated it.

It's Japanese. So, and again, I don't know how I would reach out to this person because it looks like their website takes you to a Japanese. Oh my God. I think this whole thing is a con. What? When you go to this website and you go down to the bottom you click blog it takes you to a thing that has like kawasaki parts oh yeah it does wait what okay absolute shit so if I had to take a wild guess here

I thought now here's the crazy thing I thought it was just that one page Every link on here takes you to another Japanese Website that sells parts If you click about It takes you to drill bits Oh yeah menu works Milling cutter Japanese drill bits

Menu works Menu does work So that's true so what i think this is is i think there's a company that has the exact same name as them in japan that makes these parts and they probably have a similar website and so they probably owned the like url with the extension parts on it, and they just didn't know. They were just like, let's make this contact, but then you click it, and then it takes you to the Japanese one.

I think that's what it is. That's so funny. As far as when you type it in, it still takes you there. Yeah. Wait, and then... Okay, hold on. Now, on the Japanese website, I clicked Twitter, and then it took me back to the bakery website.

I'm telling you, I'm convinced there is, like, something's up. But now, they have a recent post in their blog and they have best casino bonuses online in the UK. Dude, I. Look at that. This is one of the craziest things What's insane about this is it says The website And then it says slash Tokunaga Hideki

Slash archives What the shit is this Again just something I found this week And was blown away by It is insane I don't know what any of this with Grendor. It is insane. I don't know what any of this means. I don't know what this means, dude.

They have a category called Missing DLL Files, and it says, How to enable or disable extended line endings in Notepad in Windows 10, June 30th, 2022. And it just tells you how to do that. Like, there's one thing here called, New Skaldunksk, Oddgang till Pirate Bay, Luxhelt, July 1, 2022. That is not what you would expect to see on a bakery website. Literally, this thing is like, is it legal to download YouTube videos? How to enable or disable search on desktop. Window 11, build 25120.

I... This is... Again, I feel like we stumbled on a conspiracy of some sort. Like, I see... I went to their thing, and I see the girl that owns it. She doesn't look like she'd be into any crazy conspiracy website theories. But maybe that's the thing. She just doesn't look like she would be but uh she's running secret underground tool equipment do you think she knows that her website got hacked i don't think so or this is just this is bizarre dude i don't think she does how often do you go to your own website and click contact never once i could be selling japanese parts to people for all i know but not that much that's for sure wait but then i i think this actually is like a weird

they probably there's probably a japanese company that used to own this website name and then they probably gave up the the url and then she got it wouldn't yeah why would the url link to the old stuff we don't know enough about websites to have a real answer, but why would one link to... You know what I mean? It doesn't make any sense. That's the only thing I can think of. Hold on. Wait. If this...

I'm doing that... What do you call it? The thing where he's got all the lines and the string on the board and he's piecing it all together. You're Charlie Dang. You're Pepe Silvia. Yeah. where he's got all the lines and the string on the board and he's like piecing it all together. You're Charlie Dang. You're Pepe Silvia-ing.

Yeah. Okay, I found this. All right, there you go. I found that. That's kind of a similar name and I found it through the website and that's in Japan. Oh, it is very similar. And I found that. But here's in Japan. Oh, it is very similar. And I found that.

But here's the thing. This looks like it's baking stuff as well. Yeah. But why would they sell? Again, this looks like baking things. So why would there be drill bits and, like, dating advice on their website? I don't know. That's what I'm saying.

Things don't make a lot of sense here. Although I do like their Japanese website. It's very cute. All the macrons are eyeballs. That's interesting. Yeah. Here, hold on. Let me link this to you.

This is what happens when I click the contact page, and then I went to phishing. I got to this website, and if you scroll down... Is there a third... Yes. I'll see a man in a chair. Yeah, I see him. And you go down a little more, and you get more chairs, you get a happy family.

I do see that happy family. I am convinced, convinced, there is like a third site at play here There's gotta be this one says fine chemicals fine chemicals What is this? Feedly who can't reach that site I feel like I'm clicking on things

that's where they sell the drugs that's definitely the drugs is this like one of those things where you're like oh it's the local pillow shop and they're selling like super heroin in the back it reminds me of when I used to live in Dayton across the street from this Taco Bell

Was a Chinese restaurant And no one was ever there At all times of day Daytime, nighttime, there was never anyone there It remained open for as long as I was a kid I moved I guarantee it's probably still open Damn place, I'm convinced they sold drugs out of there

Convinced There's no doubt No one was ever there and it always had an open sign And yeah Oh yeah if it's any place like that And there's nobody going in and out and it's always open That's gotta be drugs Or like some sort of mob front

Yeah They're doing something illegal is happening there No doubter I cannot even Oof Yeah this was a lot of fun yeah we found something all right i don't oh all i wanted again i was like maybe i'll get like some muffins and bring them in and like a nice homemade muffin by like some nice lady that should be super fun nope caught up in it i wonder if you you messaged her you're like hey you know your website's just a normal person yeah i don't think she knows that is bizarre anything else happening with you this week uh anything else

crazy happened i'd say uh you know, not really. I was just doing my thing. I had my birthday stuff, and then... Oh. Which, really, we just went out to eat and then watched a movie, which is great. That's a perfect birthday. Yeah.

And then I streamed more Pokemon. I'm kind of running out of Pokemon juice I don't think I'm I didn't make any TikToks this week so I gotta feel inspired if I'm gonna do that nothing inspirational

yeah I don't have to feel inspired if I'm going to create that's what I was going to mention so made another pointless top 10 been on a roll this is for the new dragonflight alpha zone I think I saw one which is very it was like targeting one zone in specific

it was like top 10 things found in the new zone area yeah so I did that that was fun good stuff in there I'd mentioned some but then you know you gotta go watch it you gotta go see it you can't give us a tease there's a dwarf that licks rocks

there you go there you go that's a good one the big thing though from the alpha biggest news yet maybe in any alpha of World of Warcraft they have added an NPC to the game named Krend the pointless congratulations thank you congratulations I've got very pointless

very pointless of you I've gotten a pointless NPC and from what I've seen he lives he just sits in the middle of a lake in a fishing head. Literally just in a fishing hat in the middle of the lake. I don't know if that's what it's going to end up being. Fishing with Grendor? That's definitely what it is. 100% what it is. I don't know if he's got a quest or something. No quest.

That would have a point then. He's got to just be there. Yeah, he's pointless. So that's... Congratulations. That's it. I was not expecting that whatsoever. Someone's just like, hey, do you think they put you in the game?

And I was like, what? And I was like, oh, yeah, that does seem like all those... Half my name plus fishing hat plus pointless all together would be me. That's it. So I was like, shit, dude. Nice. What is it? What are you?

I'm just the human... I'd be offended. I'd be offended. I'd be offended. There you go. I would be thoroughly unhappy. That's why they can't ever do that. Yeah, that just looks like that guy sucks. No, no, no.

That guy is just like a normal human. Not even a goblin or a gnome. Just a normal human. He's got the fishing head. I like the fishing hat. All right, listen, I'll take what I can get. I don't care. I'll take whatever.

So that was neat. And that's pretty much it. Oh, I love the comments are pointless. Those things are treasure. Yeah. You got some nice comments of people doing the pointless top 10 reference yeah that's very nice yeah that's my week all right well you know what else is good to comment on no that's not gonna work for me i don't know boy this is a stretch i was

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Alright, Grendor, let's go to Travis. Let's go to this guy with Grendor. Let's drive it over there. Oh, boy. Traffic. Let me tell you about it. It's traffic-y. It's all over. You got cars.

You got chips. You got chips. You got bags of chips. They're all over the place. People are trying to get around them. It's just like, quit throwing your chips all over. Back to you. Throw chips why what caused it i'm not doing it i don't know you don't know i don't know you're

you're reporting it there isn't like a ground zero of chip throwing i'm just reporting what i see i haven't gotten to the the root cause of it well all right well maybe you should maybe that's what you should be doing or else you're just like every other news reporter we cover on this show. That's true. I will get to the root of it by next week. Alright, good. Oh, boy. Alright. No problem. Both of us will have forgotten. Yeah.

There's no way. Alright, then let's go to weather. Ooh, weather. Weather. I found one that's from Rebecca, and she says, Can you do the weather in my hometown, Lincoln Park, Michigan? The high school had an MTV show about them called Wait Till Next Year.

It was because our football team really sucked. And I was curious, So I clicked it. And sure enough. In 2013. There's a show called Wait Till Next Year. Doc series that follows the lovable. Lincoln Park High School football team. Which is like a real life Bad News Bears. They've lost 43 games in a row.

On a five year losing streak. With the help of a gruff new head coach. They're hoping to do what nobody else thinks they can win one game oh my god that sounds both awful and amazing that's what i thought it actually it's got an eight out of ten on the thing so i might i kind of want to watch this now this is so they have 30 some thousand people who live there hmm and I'm just trying to get the vibe for this it's kind of reminds me of my old hometown oh yeah I could see that it's uh it's near Detroit. It's like southwest Detroit. Suburban area.

Yeah. All right. Okay, Detroit. Hey, look at that. Actually, that's like... You could walk across the... Actually, you can be in Canada in like 15 minutes if you want. Hell yeah. Yo, they got a Long John Silver's there?

Oh, my God. Oh, they got a White Castle silvers there oh my god oh they got a white castle too two two classic fast food staples yeah wow well the weather there right now is 81 degrees uh day it was 88 night 66 20 degree drop there from the high to the low. Let's say 70% humidity, 29.78 inches of pressure, 10 mile visibility, 12 mile an hour winds, 72.0 out of 10 on the UV index and a waning crescent moon. Looking at the 10 day, we've got 80 degrees, mostly sunny, 82 partly cloudy on Tuesday, We've got 80 degrees, mostly sunny. 82, partly cloudy on Tuesday. 84, mostly cloudy on Wednesday.

84, partly cloudy Thursday. Mostly sunny. 81, Friday. Saturday is mostly sunny. 83 on Sunday is 86, mostly sunny. So a lot of mostly sunnies, partly cloudies in the 80s. Smugglers run Wyandotte? What the hell?

What? How do I say this? You're from this part of the world. Okay. How do I say that? Wyandotte? I don't know. Wyandotte.

Wyandotte. Oh, it's the name of a place? Wyandotte, Michigan. Yeah. All right. But it's called Smuggler's Run. Oh, I see. It's pronounced Wyandotte.

That's it. Wyandotte. Open every day for catering and banquets. Restaurant is closed for the season. Oh, it's a seasonal place out on the water. Oh my god, this place looks like they play Zydeco music or some shit. It is all outdoors and looks like it's right on the water and it's like

get your water down beer and your chips and salsa here. Oh yeah, it's the stuff. Yeah. Oh, they definitely 100% have coconut shrimp for sure. Oh, my God. Coconut shrimp and sliders. I know what kind of Midwestern place this is.

This is coconut shrimp and sliders. Let me tell you. I found a place called Mickey's Pizza. This is an extremely Midwest pizza place. Is it cut square? No, but there's Mickey. I would imagine. Yo, my dude.

Oh, God, that is so much cheese and bread. It's a lot of cheese. It's a lot of bread. It's a lot of... I don't know. Some of these pictures do not look very appetizing uh scrolling through here oh boy this looks like the greasiest pizza oh yeah it does no offense to mickey but i can't do a greasy pie anymore my man yeah I can't do that. Maybe back 10 years ago I could, but not anymore. Yeah. Every, you can tell this is the Midwest because every pie that I scroll through

is like pepperoni, pepperoni, sausage, pepperoni, sausage, bacon, pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, pepperoni, this pepper. Like I've seen one pizza. That's kind of like a chicken pizza. Maybe everything else is a meat lover something oh yeah i see that yeah pepperoni sausage your sausage your sauce canadian bacon sausage yeah wow yeah it's a lot a lot of meat and cheese yeah i don't know i know. I'm a... I've never been a big, like, meat lover pizza guy. You know what I mean? Like, I usually like vegetables more than anything. I like onion.

I like mushroom. And usually some garlic or something. That'd be good enough for me. What is this? There's a place called Hungarian Rhapsody, and I'm just going to click that. Hungarian Rhapsody. Here's the thing click that and hungarian rhapsody here's the thing looks looks good but that is some oh it's actually just called the rhapsody european and american

family style dining yeah this looks oh shit grindor yeah they have that weird soup thing where they serve the soup on the open flame on your table. Oh, that thing. Yeah, that's the only time I've ever had that. It was in Poland. I thought you were talking about Hot Pot. Yeah, when I was in Poland, it was split-piece soup and had a big piece of sausage in it. And so we ate the soup and then cut up the sausage.

It was great. It was fun. But this looks like, I don't't know some old world shit oh yeah this is like 1800s hungry no doubt about it this is some crazy this is wild looking yeah this is like a carriage with some kid rolling through in the lobby or something i do see i do see the carriages with like dolls. That's very weird. They have... Oh my god. This is some old world. At a certain point, they have a photo of a salad.

That salad has Ritz crackers and pepperoni slices. Yep. Just like grandmother used to make. It is... I mean, that is like grandma used to make. That was like, throw some crackers out there. It'll be fine.

Salami. Throw salami. Yeah. Yeah, it just looks like a lot of sauces. Gravies covered in things. And then they got like chicken noodle soup or something. This reminds me of when my grandpa used to take me to like a Polish deli. Yes.

Or like a Polish deli or like a Polish buffet and I remember I'd get like chicken soup and then they'd have like an ice cream machine and I'd get like something else and then he would like go make himself a martini. It was like 1pm. That's like when my grandfather and grandmother on my dad's side would take me to the Foreign Legion.

Oh yeah, the, what do you call it? to the Foreign Legion. Oh, yeah. What do you call it? Like the veteran thing? Yeah, like where all the veterans would hang out. And I think it was the Foreign Legion. Maybe it was the American Legion. Yeah, the American Legion. The Foreign Legion is a different thing.

Whatever it was, they'd be like, going down to the Legion. And, yeah, you would go in and it would be like a crappy bar. And then a bunch of crappy bar food. And then a bunch of old vets sitting around Just like shooting the shit Playing pool or shooting darts or watching like a TV show And I was like damn man This is the life I can't wait till I'm old enough to come to one of these and drink

Wait hold on This guy The Hungarian Rhapsody Wait, hold on. This guy, the Hungarian Rhapsody, he looks like Mickey from Mickey's Pizza. Do you think that's not Mickey, but just a guy who reviews things? That has to be a reviewer guy. That's the Mickey's Pizza guy, 100%. It is. 100%. I think this guy is just...

He's wearing the same shirt. That's got to be a reviewer guy. From the big dog XL athletic department is what I'm pretty sure that shirt says. Yep. This guy must be like a local, I go to every restaurant and review it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've seen a few of those. I'm here for that, though. Yeah, I'm here for that, though.

Now the question is, do we find that guy in every restaurant in the city? That is the question. If I go to Ramsey's Coney Island, am I going to see him? It's got plenty of reviews. Is he going to be in a photo? Oh, he is! Randor! Look at this guy!

He is there! I love this man! He is there! I love this man! He is! Oh my god. He's everywhere. I love this guy! He's a man of the people. Holy shit.

Is there more of him? Oh my god. I must know. I must know. I found a guy that looks like him at one place, but I don't think it is him. He doesn't have the glasses. I can't believe we're three for three on this guy.

Oh, my God. All right. I went to the Taqueria Bakery again. This kind of looks like him. All right. I need your – but I don't think it's him. But it could be like a newer him. That is 100 newer that is 100

that is 100 him it it he has shades on so it's hard to tell but his beard has that weird split and soulless patch that i have this guy he and i could be related yes that's 100 that's yeah that's him yeah you're right it is he's not as tan as he was, but like... Yeah, this is two years later. I see. Okay. Yeah, that's him. All right.

This man is living the life I've always wanted to live. Screw work and responsibilities. I'm going to go to restaurants, take a photo of myself with the food, upload a review, and be like, you know what? Good job. You're doing a good job, everybody. I found him another one. Is it the El Jalapeno?

He is with a photo of the El Jalapeno. Oh, my God. This guy is incredible. We're discovering all sorts of wonderful. Here's what I'll say to everyone out there. If you want to get in on this, If you want to see what we're talking about Go to any of the places we mentioned In Lincoln

And Lincoln Park Right, Lincoln Park And then just click on a restaurant Google review Most likely, yeah in the Google review section of a restaurant, most likely you will find this man. Yeah. This is

crazy. There's gotta be. This is actually insane. Camino Real Mexican Grill. We need to figure out, like, what is... Where does he prowl? Where does this guy hang out? I found him again.

This time at the Oakwood Coney and Grill. Yes, my man. And again, same shirt. Yeah. I don't know what the hell he's eating. I don't know what that is. Whatever that is, it is not very appetizing. know what that is. It's got jalapenos and peas and carrots. Whatever that is, it is like wet breaded things with peppers on the side. Peas and carrots out of a can? Like

jalapenos from... I don't know what this is, but okay. He seems pretty thrilled by it. I love this dude. He is everywhere. This is amazing. I thought it was funny to see him once, but seeing him multiple times? Yeah. Oh, man. This guy. I'm trying to find him the Camino. Maybe he'll be in the vibe photos.

You got to imagine this dude's going to show up everywhere, right? He's got it. Man, I need to know more about this guy. I want to follow his... Oh, what am I doing? Oh, Crendor. I could have just clicked him, clicked his profile, and seen what he's posted on. I failed.

Oh, yeah. Hold on. Maybe not. All right. How do I... Alpo. His name is Al I? Alpo. His name is Alpo. Alpo.

25,000 contributions. That can't be real. He's taken 18,000 photos. That can't be real. 25,000. This man is a hero. 18,000 photos. Almost 19,000 photos, 423 million views.

Oh, my God. Jesus. This guy is amazing. He went and took photos of big lots in the big lot sale on couches. He went to the A&W restaurant, took photos of the A&W restaurant. He went to a Thai place. I'm just going down this list of things. He went to the Secret Recipes family dining.

This guy. He went to A&W again. He's been there twice now. Oh, yeah. Does he just take videos of everything he eats? I guess he does. Oh, he went on a date to Tim's Coney Island restaurant. on a date to Tim's Coney Island restaurant.

I cannot believe this guy is so influential in the Michigan food scene. My god. This is wild. This is genuinely great. He has what? What? Zero reviews.

He doesn't review anything. He just takes pictures. He doesn't review anything. He just takes pictures. He doesn't review anything. He lets you form your own opinion. Wow, this guy. When you think about it. Contributions from Al Poe. He has, no, he's left reviews.

It says he's left 984 reviews, but I can't see any of them. Oh. Yeah, why doesn't it show them? Whoa, dude has answered 3,500 questions on here. He's done 262 Q&As? Get out of town. This guy's more famous than either of us.

This is like... I feel like if you want to know about something, you go to Al. You go to Al Poe. If that's his middle name, if his name is Al Poe and his last name is Chino, I'm out. That's Al Poe Chino.

Al Poe. I love this dude. Shout out to Al. Shout out to Al. Shout out to Al. The entire podcast, but like, bless. Yeah. Well, that's weather. Alright.

Let's go to sports. Sports. Sports is occurring. Currently. As you might have guessed, NBA offseason, NHL offseason, NFL going to be starting up soon. And baseball, we still have the Yankees in first, the Twins in first, the Astros in first, the Mets in first by a game, the Brewers in first by a couple games, and the Dodgers in first.

They did have the All-Star game in which the American League won yet again for like the ninth year in a row or something. So, cool. And that's sports. Okay, what is our fact of the day? Fact of the day. Here we are with a big time fact. Some sea snakes can breathe through their skin.

Ooh, like that lady from Metal Gear. I don't know who that is. You know, it's the lady, the half-naked one. It doesn't matter. The chat will know. Yeah, chat will know. Chat will know. You might think that it's just fish that have gills,

but there are several species of sea snake that breathe through their skin as well. For example, the Hydrophis Cyanactus has been found to breathe through the top of its own head. It has a small hole and a collection of blood vessels at the top of its head for picking up oxygen from

the seawater and sending it to the reptile's brain while it moves underwater. Ooh. Ooh. Huh. I like that. That got us both thinking about that. I mean, that's kind of a good fact. You're like, oh, yeah.

It is a fact. It is a fact, and I would say it's good. Yes. Yeah. That's our fact of the day. Well, what is our big news story of the day? Big news story of the day. I picked this one out just for you.

Oh, boy. Go on. British cinema chain offers redheads free tickets during heat wave. Oh my god. I would spend all day in the theater trying I'd be like, so you come here often? Good movie, yeah.

Trying to get out of the heat, mister. You come see Morbius often? Yeah, you ready for Morbenton? Are you going to Morb with me? By the way, I swear to God, every time I'm like, why don't they have air conditioning?

They're always like, it doesn't get too hot here, and then it gets to like 800 degrees. It's been happening for years. Ever since I was there, that's been a thing. What was that? It was like six or seven years ago. I need everyone to understand. When I went to Dodgers wedding, they put us up in a very lovely,

I'm sure if it was any other time of the year, a very, very lovely inn above a pub. Beautiful. But my room was a heat box. There was one tiny-ass window probably made in like 1812. And the rest of the room was wood. And it was so hot. There was no fan.

There was no nothing. And I was just covered in sweat. Covered head to toe. To the point where I was like knowing better. Because there was like one door and then a thing out into the hall where a bathroom it was like old, it was like, you know, very quaint. Yeah. I was like, no one better come in this fucking room.

I stripped my butt down, super naked, laid on top of the blankets, and just laid there, spread eagle like, please. It was so hot. I could not, I couldn couldn't sleep i opened the window and like one little breeze like tickled me through the night i was like i would kill for a fan oh yeah dude it was bad i don't know what the british are talking about i guess i'm not used to it i was dying yeah

i don't maybe they're just used to it by this point i don't know i would i'm not used to it i was dying yeah i don't maybe they're just used to it by this point i don't know i would i'm not used to it i need my air conditioning if it's getting that out that's why that one time at coxconn i had to swap hotels because i was like listen i can't sleep here i've been awake like 20 hours i'm not this is it was like a hotel you know in those like french indie movies where the guy's got a cigarette and he's painting and he's sitting out the window? Sure. Yeah, and he's like, what the shit did I paint today? It was like birds flying by.

It was like that. The shower was half broken. This was in the middle of London? Yeah. I was like, what the shit is this? I have no clue. But again, I didn't book it, so I don't know any part of this story other than what you tell me. So I have no clue what occurred.

I would have been like, why would we put him there? That sounds terrible. Like, listen, I'm already a travel diva. I hate traveling. You do hate traveling. Not only was it just traveling. It was traveling across the ocean, and I was been awake for forever and now it's like you fly you get off this plane after eight hours you're like okay I'm gonna just lay down and then

you sit in like this independent French movie room the shit that was I was losing it so it worked out. Bless your sweet soul, man. Yeah, having experienced one was enough. I was like, nope, I can't do it. I just can't do it. And I'm sure there's some people like, oh, maybe you're just weak-minded and can't handle it. You know what? I'm extremely weak-minded.

I've heard that about you. That's why I need my high-quality establishments. Yeah, air, of course. Air conditioning and television. Oh, man. Even flying, I don't like doing connecting flights. That's already too much anxiety on top of my thing. Here's the thing.

If people are like, oh, blah, blah, blah, I'd rather just not go. I'd rather stay home. I'm like, at least when I'm at home, I got the comforts of home. I can go for a walk. I can play a game. I can do some video stream. I'd rather do that. Everyone has their preferences, I guess.

Yeah. So, you know. I'm a travel diva when it boils down to it. That's what I hear. Yeah. Anyway, there's no place like an air-conditioned movie theater on a hot summer day. That's precisely what Showcase Cinemas in the UK thought when the theater chain offered Redheads free admission to escape the current heat wave. The company publicized its unconventional promotion Friday on Instagram.

Free tickets for redheads on the hottest day ever hell yes while certainly cheeky and unorthodox the promotion couldn't have come at a better time temperatures soared the dangerous levels across europe this week hundreds of people in france spain britain portugal uh died from the heat related causes britain recorded its hottest day in history tuesday with staggering temperatures temperatures up to 104.4 degrees fahrenheit firefighters already responded to several fires across london uh uk's weather service issued a red extreme heat warning and urged people to stay indoors while sun exposure and dehydration are certainly dangerous

for everyone studies have shown that people with fair skin and red hair are more at risk of I mean, that's... I did not. Whenever we'd go out in the sun and play or whatever, he would super burn. I mean, that's... I did not. I have a little bit of that. Yeah. But thankfully, my mom's side of the family has darker skin, so I have a little bit of that too. Yeah, I think that's my Yugoslavian something in there. Whatever is closer to the Mediterranean. Something in there.

Whatever is closer to the Mediterranean. Inflation Britain reached a 40-year high at 9.1% recently, which only sweetened the prospect of free movie tickets. While some decried the promotion as offensive on social media, others gleefully tagged their partners in the comments section of the post to nudge them into a movie date. I'm constantly joking how I, as a ginger, cannot stay in summer because of the heat, so when I saw Showcase was offering free tickets for redheads, I immediately shared it with my friends and boyfriend,

wrote Sarah Jackson, social media influencer. As Britain continues to weather the heat wave, runaway at both London's Luton Airport, RAF, Bryson, Norton, what the shit is this, were temporarily closed as the sweltering tarmacs became too hot for safe arrivals and departures. By the way, I hate social media influencer. That word. I hate it.

How do I spell Sarah? S-A-R-A-H. I literally typed in Sarah Jackson Social media influencer Because I gotta know what she looks like From one redhead to another Am I stalking her now There's a Sarah Jackson There's a bunch of Sarah Jackson

There's too many There's many Sarah Jackson Sarah Jackson I don't know how to help you. Everyone has your name, apparently. Yeah. And what defines an influencer? Do you have to hit a certain level of following before you're an influencer? Exactly.

I wanted to see exactly what they considered an influencer. Is she like a couple hundred people? Or what do they have her as? Yeah. I don't know. It's a dumb title. It's stupid. I hate it. It is stupid. Yes. Experts point to

man-made climate change as the cause for the heat wave and have called out officials to create better infrastructure to deal with it in the future. Meantime, taking brief respite inside of a dark, air-conditioned auditorium ultimately appears to be a wise choice for anyone in the region, even if only redheads get in for free.

I don't know. I'm fine with it. Yeah, whatever. I'm all right. I think more redheads should get in for free to places. It's fine by me. There you go. Jesse Cox, redhead aficionado.

Supremacy. Redhead supremacy is what I'm saying. Yeah. Plus, you'd be able to find your future wife in there because you're only dating redheads now. That's what I'm saying. By the way, I'm not dating anyone right now. That whole plan has led to dating no one, actually. Huh.

Yeah. So, so far, I'm 0 for whatever. Here's the problem I have. I just typed in. I was like, oh, I'll type in the quote. I'm constantly's the problem I have I just typed in I was like, oh, I'll type in the quote I'm constantly joking about how I as a junior I typed in the quote The quote only brings up news articles that use the exact same quote

I don't think this person is actually real I don't think they're real either I think it's a lie That sounds about right Make up a social media influencer, say they said some stuff Everyone think it's a lie that sounds about right make up a social media influencer say they said some stuff everyone would be like yep sounds like them yeah um well that's

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