Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 356 - New Menu Item

Episode Date: September 19, 2022

Do you keep your computer on all the time? Do you have 80 tabs open on your desktop? Are you a Crendor or a Jesse? Find out today! Meanwhile Jesse's sit/stand desk has arrived, but Crendor seeks to continue outdoing him with an even more insane way of using his desk. And finally the most important thing in your life today - a new Cox n' Crendor McDonalds item! We need to see you pics! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellotushy.com/cox to get 10% off your order plus free shipping. Go to http://joinhoney.com/COX to get Honey for free.

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Crendog in the morning! Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Cacks and Credo in the morning! Oh, hey. Oh, hey, did you not expect this to happen? Were you... No, I got distracted. Oh, about what? How? What? I was trying to bring up all my tabs with all this stuff that I have open for this podcast. Can I ask you a question? Do you keep a lot of tabs And things open on your computer at all times?

Uh, I actually do Keep a decent amount of tabs I feel like I'm one of those people that much like When I eat food, I like it segmented I don't like it all mixed, I feel like that's the way I am With tabs, I close every window all the time Whenever I can And I vividly remember

Being in Dodger's office when she was here in the states She had like 800 tabs open. I was like, how do you? She's like, I know what they all do. I know what they all. I'm like, how do you function? And I feel the exact same way with you. I keep thinking like, do you not close it?

Do you never shut down your computer? What are you doing over there? I mean, I never really shut down my computer. I'll restart it occasionally. Really? Yeah. But man, that's crazy to me. You never just

turn it off? I never really like turning it off. I heard somewhere long ago that it was bad to just constantly turn your computer off. Yeah, but maybe that's constantly. Also, that could be old technology. Look, I'm going to let you know I can't do that. Today, when i came into the office i my computer was on because last night i was uploading

a video when i left to go home i'm so programmed to turn my computer on that despite seeing my computer was on i turned on the lights in the room press the power button my computer the computer shut down i sat there for a minute like, damn it, Jesse. I repowered it back on. It's so off all the time that I programmed myself mentally to turn it on all the time. I googled it and

pretty much everybody's saying like, yeah, it's fine to leave it on. Oh, I'm sure it's fine to leave it on. I'm just saying like, I don't know if there's like a, if you turn it off 800 times in a row you know what i mean i feel like it should be fine uh well this says powering on a computer causes change in temperature as well as voltage spikes both of which can potentially hurt the circuitry although thermal expansions and voltage spikes are designed for

unexpected they do cause physical wear uh here's the thing like so many people are just like yeah i have you know blue screens i keep getting problems i've like barely had any of those i think i'm on to something if you just leave your computer on long yeah well i mean i still restart if you never shut it off it can never not restart i still restart it like you know maybe like once or twice a week. That's crazy to me. I shut mine off every time I leave for the day. Yeah, but why do you do it? Just because I'm trying to save power.

Well, I mean, I get that, because it's just like you're trying to save electricity. I can see it for that reason. But, I mean, like, other reasons. Like, there's no reason. I don't know. I like the ability to, like, end. You know, like, and period. Done. Shutting it down going home i see

yeah i can get that it could be like a mental thing i don't know i like the idea of and this work day is done now i'm leaving yeah i can see that all right yeah but thank you thank you for allowing it yeah no problem. I don't know. It's just ever since I read something years ago, I'm sure the technology is better now and it doesn't matter as much, but I've just always left it on.

It goes into whatever mode. I turn sleep mode off. I don't keep that on. Oh. Why not? i turn all that off even that screen one i keep the screen one on yeah well sometimes the only problem is sometimes if it's like in that mode and i click the mouse like turn the computer back on it's like uh sometimes like goes wacky i remember it used to like move all my icons to the other monitor i was

like this shit is going on that's just weird graphics card stuff. It does that for me too. Sometimes I'll mess with a thing and one monitor just won't turn on. I have to turn it off and then turn it on again and then it's fine. But yeah, you know, for as much as I think I understand technology, I'll be real. I'm just

faking it. Yeah. Oh, here we go. This is from's guide all right we got good reasons to leave your pc on overnight convenience updates downloads remote access sleep mode can be spotty but why you should turn your pc it says pc off electricity costs prevents wear and tear well this says it prevents wear and tear on tom's guide one long standing maybe tom's right let's see one long-standing common belief is shutting your computer off and turning it on damages components while this is true to some extent the act isn't as hazardous with newer machines oh that's right uh however always keeping your computer on will

shorten its lifespan regardless due to a natural wear and tear. Heat is the primary culprit. Your computer and graphics card have multiple fans for a reason. Heat is just bad for electronics. Those fans eventually aren't going to last forever. So in my mind, I'm like, oh, those fans are going to spin themselves out. There's pros and cons for both.

Yeah, there's pros and cons for both. There's no reason to change what you're doing. In our industry, by the time it starts going wacky, I'm just going to buy a new computer anyway. That's true. I mean, it's for the job and you can write off the whole damn thing. Yeah, exactly. So there ends up being no reason not to do it. The only downside is that you're like, oh, time to find a graphics card and you can't find one.

Well, now you can. Oh my God. All the crypto bros are dumping all their graphics cards and now they're super cheap. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, I mean, you're getting secondhand graphics cards, but you can get them on the cheap now. Well, that's cool.

Speaking of cool, I got my desk. Oh, how is it? It's everything I wanted. I forgot that when I ordered it, I ordered it to match my computer setup. It doesn't match anything else in my apartment, but it matches my computer. So the setup that I have, I have like a white keyboard, but it's like a mixture of white and black, right? So I got a black top with white legs, and it matches everything. It's perfect. It's like a little of white and black right so i got a black top with white legs and it like matches everything that's perfect it's like a little corner and it looks great um set up the

whole thing uh i will say that i waited a month and a half it arrived it was super easy to set up except for the piece that lets it go up and down where you can like lower it and raise it. They sent me the wrong piece so the screw holes didn't match. Oh. So I literally screwed in new holes. That's always really annoying too because then it like gets all wonky

when you're trying to do it. Well, the good news is it isn't wonky. It's just like oof. I can't believe I had to do it. Well, the good news is it isn't wonky. It's just like, oof, I can't believe I had to do this. So it fits. Everything's great. It works. It lowers and raises, and it's totally fine. But, you know, after waiting for a month and a half,

I figure you should have sent me the right stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah, you would think. You would think. But, no, they did not. Well, at least you got it. I did get Yeah, you would think. You would think. But no, they did not. Well, at least you got it. I did get it, and it's great. It's what I wanted.

I was listening to music. For some reason, my computer at home updated, and when it updated, it updated to put a Spotify app on my computer, and I don't know why. And I'll let you know. I was about to delete it and I was like well maybe I do like Spotify and so now it you know I had my computer on yesterday while I was making dinner it was fine and I raised it up all the way so I could walk over to it and change the song oh yeah there you go now you're now you're doing the old desk shuffle yeah I was walking over to it like this song sucks click and then walk back to the kitchen. You know, do

my thing. Walk back over. Click. It was great. Here's the thing. I've gone even crazier with my sit-stand desk because I read a thing that was like, you know what you should also do is kneeling. So now I drop it to the lowest setting and then I kneel for like 10 minutes. And then I

go back to stand and then I go sit and then I kneel. Now I do. Now I do all those. What is the, what kind of whack ass thing did you read that was like kneeling is good for what's good for your posture and your back kneeling. Get out of town. It's not good for your knees. Well,

it's not good for your knees. That's why you're not kneeling for longer than like 10, 15 minutes. I don't know about this. I don't know about this I don't know about this What are the benefits of kneeling? Kneeling uses the muscles of your core, prevents slouching, encourages more movement through your day, and reduces all risks associated with long periods of inactivity Yeah, but who wrote that? The Kneel Federation of America? This was written by the startstanding.org.

That sounds like big shoe money right there. There we go. Kneeling versus sitting. Which is better for you? This is from some other website. Look, look. Obviously kneeling's better than sitting. That's not up for debate

here. That's not what I'm saying. Don't spin this which is better well the whole point is that it's another way to like keep moving and not be in one static position because like standing non-stop isn't good for you either sure sure the whole point is like you're constantly like oh i'm standing i'm sitting i'm kneeling i'm staying so like you're not putting too much tear on one thing and then you're kind of is like you're constantly like, oh, I'm standing. I'm sitting. I'm kneeling. I'm standing. So like you're not putting too much tear on one thing. And then you're kind of, you know, you're almost getting a little mini workout because you're working all those different muscles.

All right, I guess. I guess. I guess. I can't argue with it because I don't kneel on a professional 10 minute a day level like you. But, you know, all right. Yeah. Oh, by the way, I didn't even answer your tabs question.

So the reason... You quickly moved on from that. Well, I got distracted with keeping your computer on. Alright, tell me about the tabs. Alright, so the tabs, okay? The reason I have so many tabs open... I'm not like some people. They have like 800 tabs open, you know what I mean? Dodger. Yeah. Yeah. So like, I usually have three different browser windows open and each one has a series of tabs. I have like my main tabs, which is like the one I use for streaming. It has like all my Twitch stuff and like my work things.

I'm like, okay, this tab for work, this is like Patreon, this is this. And then I have another one for like just whatever I'm looking up, like, oh, I need to look up, you know, the i'm looking up like oh i need to look up you know the some food thing or i need to look up where i'm going today or like all this like just casual whatever and i have another one for like things i'm supposed to do or i'm like oh yeah someone told me to do that like i have like a tab for i don't know if somebody's like you should check out this thing like you should check out a standing desk I'm like okay and I'll put it in that series of tabs so I'm like organized within

my tabs but they don't get crazy there's only like five to ten tabs in each of those windows but I mean all right I guess in my mind I'm like oh I would just close it down and the next time I need a tab I'll just open like chrome again or whatever yeah but then I'm gonna my mind I'm like oh, I would just close it down and the next time I need a tab I'll just open like Chrome again or whatever yeah, but then I'm gonna forget what I'm looking at What what yeah? I'm gonna freak no point of having these tabs. I don't forget I Guess I could mark it, but then yeah, I like if there's something I like here's a great example like hold on I'll go to my internet right now. Okay.

Going to my internet. I'm attempting to go to my internet. I bookmark stuff. So I have literally from the bottom up, I have a TFT build that I want to try next time that is listed there. I have an article that I want to discuss on Monday for 5-Minute Gaming News. I have a link to a thing about Sony partnering with the USC Games Foundation thing that I work with sometimes. I have a link here to, what is this? Oh, there's a new feature on YouTube that I keep forgetting how to get to, so I put the link there.

There's a new feature on YouTube that I Keep forgetting how to get to so I put the link There I have a link that is A Reddit post Oh it's about Final Fantasy 14 and I wanted to remember To go back and look at that clearly I forgot Like you know I have stuff here

That I like I have you know one thing here that's An interactive map of Elden Ring Like that kind of stuff Where you know every time an interactive map of Elden Ring. Like that kind of stuff. Where every time I want to play Elden Ring, I can pop that back up. Yeah. So I get it, but I just do it that way.

So I can close it. All right. I mean, it's like turning your computer on. Different styles. Look, again, same just like turning it on, turning it off. It's different. Yeah. Everyone's got different vibes, man. They don't gotta poo poo it yeah I Was gonna bring up something completely unrelated great. Oh yeah, I

Got mosquito bites every time I get mosquito bites around my ankle. I don't know why I think it's cuz Are you wearing shorts? Yes. Do you sweat on your sock line? I guess so. It probably makes sense. Yeah, I mean that could make sense if like you have socks on and it's hot

and the socks are sweaty so they're kind of like moist and the bugs are like ooh, nom nom nom. And it's only at the part of my ankle that has no hair. Like they don't want to get caught up in the leg hair. Obviously, they don't want to get caught up in the leg. I mean, yeah, obviously. Obviously.

And so my whole ankle is just like, ugh. But I don't know what to put on them. Because like you look it up, someone's like, put toothpaste on them. I'm like, I'm not going to toothpaste. And then someone's like, use the steroid cream'm not gonna toothpaste and then someone's like use the Steroid cream, but you're not supposed to use too much of that someone's like you put Benadryl cream on it Like I don't even know there's so many different things. I don't know it works or not I was walking around barefoot and I like went outside for a hot sec

bug bite right on it like it is like Very obvious a bug was, that looks good. So, that's cool. The bug sounds like the Inspector Gadget villain. Yeah, it was Dr. Claw. That's right. Now, I looked up things. This says 16 home remedies for mosquito bites. And it's got oatmeal, crushed ice, heat, honey, aloe vera baking soda basil vinegar onion thyme

peppermint oil lemon balm witch hazel arnica chamomile tea and garlic that sounds like a lot of work it will just go away eventually yeah i mean it will just go away eventually but i feel like if i'm going to use anything i'm just going to use like the Benadryl cream. That seems like the most logical response. Man, I, yeah, I, that seems pretty logical. The problem is, is that I know I live in LA, so I know so many people who are like, you know, like hippie dippy over here. But I'll tell you, like, I remember one time I had sunscreen and I was going to put it on my face and the squirrel was like, no, don't do that. I'm like, what do you mean? She's like, that contains chemicals

that will kill you. Instead, use this sunscreen. And it was like, Dr. Phillips sunscreen emethorium. And I was like, okay. And it was so gross and I still got sunburned. I was like,

the sunscreen I was going to use, I would have come out looking as pale as ever. Like, okay. I mean, you know, it's not like you're using it constantly or something. Even then, like, I would hope they didn't design it to be like, and now you die. The sun won't kill you, but this will. I mean, listen listen even though whatever just like something's gonna get you something's gonna get you you might as well just use the sunscreen that's easy and works yeah the sunscreen that says it's designed to be sunscreen instead

of like dr schmorzenborg's facial sanitizer. You're like, what the shit? That's like the same thing. These like laundry detergent. There's like, oh, they got like Tide. And then there's like Tide No Scents and whatever. And you're like, all right. Like, I feel like I'd rather use the Tide No Scent allergy one than like Whole Foods. They're just like, oh, Jimmy's lemon juice, vinegar, baking soda, laundry detergent. And you're like, oh, okay.

And it's like, this won't get you. And then it, like, doesn't even wash your clothes. And it just smells like vinegar. And you're like, yeah, no, I'm good. Dude, yes. I remember when, man, this might have been a year ago, two years ago. It doesn't matter. I went out on a few dates with this girl.

And she, like, one day was like, Hey, can we stop? I need to go do some laundry. And I was like, no, it's, it's chill. I have, I literally have laundry stuff in my home. We can go over there. She's like, do you have what laundry detergent you have? I'm like, I have tied. She's like, uh, can we use, uh, can I go to the store and pick something up? I'm like, sure. So she goes and she gets like, Jimmy George's good old fashioned

laundry. I was like, okay. So she does her laundry and everything's fine. I was like being a helpful dude. I was like, hey, if you want to leave that here, next time we have to do laundry, you can just come over and do it. Needless to say, we lasted. That was like a hey, if you want to leave that here next time you have to do laundry, you can just come over and do it. Needless to say, we lasted. That was like a one-month relationship.

But I was still stuck with her laundry detergent. So when my Tide ran out, I was like, fuck it. I'll just use hers. Like, she's not going to come get it, right? We haven't been seeing each other for like a month at this point. So I start using it. My clothes smelled so bad. My clothes stank like ass.

I was like, I don't know what this is, but this is garbage. Look, I understand if people want to be natural and like, look, I need my clothes to have like weird scents and to like at least have the illusion of being clean. I need to at least pretend they're clean and not like this we used old time vinegar and sea salt to clean your clothes like no i'm all right no i'm good yeah no it's i'd rather just you know use the normal stuff it works sure you might get some chemical i don't know you probably ate it at mc's anyway. Yeah. It's like when we looked up the ingredients for a McRib and it was like

contained some of the ingredients that are in yoga mats and it's like, yeah, that checks out. Yeah, whatever. Listen, what kid hasn't eaten a yoga mat, you know? Yeah, come on. When you were a kid, you were eating all sorts of crap. I wonder if

the McRib's coming back pretty soon it's gotta right we're getting to that point it's gotta the mcrib has gotta come back this might be when mcrib will return in 2022 says this news article i hate there's like a guy who's on the news beat of when will the McRib be back? It's looking like October. Seems like October's over. We're almost there. We also talk about how the fact that there's a thing called the McRib locator. Oh, yeah.

That's been around a while. And the McRib locator, the most recent sighting was in Berlin, Germany on 9-11 by Hannah at 11.31 a.m., I guess. So that's a thing. It sure is. Listen, I eat my one McRib a year, and then I always say that's how long it takes for my body to just process it. If you go over that, then you're in trouble. But one, your body can handle one. There's only one McRib I get, and that's

a McCox and Crandor. Once a year, I allow myself to enjoy that and then I'm done. That's right. The old McCox and Crandor. Yeah, you gotta eat a McCox and Crandor and then, you know, that's it. Then you move on with life.

What's the... I forgot about our menu we made. yeah it's the uh if you search cox and crendor mcdonald's menu it comes up with the the really good menu uh was it allison made on twitter that's incredible menu yeah allison yeah allison and it. And you got McCock's and Crandor. And it shows all the things you need. It's fantastic. You got to get your Bacon McDouble and your McRib. Here's the thing.

I would put the Bacon McDouble in the McRib, but it's fine. You can put the McRib in the Bacon McDouble. It's like whatever. And you got the McCock's, your Egg McMuffin Cheeseburger. Actually, I want to state for the record, it wasn't a full Egg McMuffin. It was just the egg from the Egg McMuffin in a cheeseburger. All right. Well, either one.

But it doesn't matter. It's still good. I bet that would taste like a thing. You got the McCrendor. You got your Big Mac. You put a McChicken in replace of the middle bun. That's a solid meal right there. That'll kill you.

That'll kill you. That'll kill you. Guy Hero. You got the double quarter pounder with a quarter pounder in it. That's really good. That's a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Gray Storm.

You got your Filet-O-Fish and four chicken nuggets inside of it. Here's the thing. If it really was a gray storm, it would say Filet-O-Fish, four chicken nuggets, no sauce, no cheese. Just like the most bland shit you've ever eaten. It's like eating dry crackers. Yeah. The Tito Watts is two sausage burritos And then inside is the sausage egg cheese

So you like unwrap the sausage burritos Yeah you unwrap them And then put the sandwich in it and then rewrap it That sounds really good by the way It actually does sound pretty good The Newport Richie is Inside a bacon egg cheese biscuit And outside is hot cakes and maple syrup. Yo, that's a knife and forker right there.

I bet that's good too. I bet that's good too. Oh yeah. The winner. The one that I think is a solid winner is the McDappleberry. Oh yeah. This is a fall classic. Yeah.

McDappleberry. Yeah. Your McRib on the outside And you put an apple pie in it That's the winner, I think that's the winner Yeah, didn't you try that? I've never tried I think when the McRib comes back, I'm gonna try that

Yeah, you gotta try it I've never tried it, I have to imagine That it is like You know, the sweet and savory Always, I feel like that's something that we could get like a real chef to be like that's actually a good idea yeah it actually is i think there's like it's a common thing to have pork with like apples or like cinnamon yeah like an applesauce yeah so yeah i think that actually would be solid i think uh i kind of want to try the guy hero i'm not gonna lie just go to the gym and

right after just get that super pounder i love the idea of ordering a double quarter pounder and then just another quarter pounder and then look at you being like could you not make up your mind when i eat that i'm not eating any – no fries, no drink, only that. That's all I'll be able to handle. Dude, the thing about quarter pounders – so I don't know when this happened, but I guess at McDonald's, which by the way, sometimes McDonald's is a hot mess. Every other piece of meat at McDonald's is frozen except for quarter pounder meat. Oh, wow.

Yeah. And I guess that's like their thing. They're like, it's fresh or whatever. And so you can tell the difference because all the other meat is kind of like just a patty of meat. Yeah. The quarter pounder meat is like, I don't want to say juicy. It's like oily. It got shippy coming out of that meat.

It's got some thickness to it too. Yeah. And so anytime I've ever gotten a quarter pounder, it's like a little, it's like squirty. It's like a little too much. And I can only imagine what a double quarter pounder with a quarter pounder and it is, that thing is like dripping. That'd be like the mess. That'd be the grossest, messiest sandwich.

I couldn't do it. I'd be like,est, messiest sandwich. I couldn't do it. I'd be like, bleh, I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Well, that's the Cox and Crenor secret menu. That is the secret menu. I feel like we should always add one thing every year. We should. What is the thing we're missing?

What is missing? Yeah, let's see. What do they got here? Oh, yeah. Is there a McDonald's? We don't have anything with the fries. Oh, that's smart. There's something with the fries here.

That's smart. McDonald's fries. Mmm. Yeah. What else is on their menu? It has to be mixed with something. Yeah. We can't do, like, a McDonald's fries fries Into a shake that's been done at Wendy's

That exists already Plus we already Didn't we make a shake thing? It's like the If we can't it definitely has a shamrock shake It definitely involves a shamrock shake For sure I already forgot what it was

Let's see what would fries go with here? Can we do like some kind of like buy one hamburger happy meal and one chicken nugget happy meal and then dump all of it into one happy meal box and then shake it violently

and call it like a trash bag? Now you're talking. Yeah. Take the fries and the burger and the fries and the chicken nuggets, put it all in one box and just shake it. And then, you know, you eat from the box like some sort of trash man.

That is the hamburger really just makes it because you know it's just going to have ketchup and shit everywhere. But it's going to be a shit show. Yeah, but it'll cover the fries and now you have to eat it with a fork. You have to eat it with a fork?

You also have to take one of the barbecue sauces and dump it in. Dump it in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It can be one sauce of your choice. Yeah, any sauce. Preferably barbecue. Any sauce. Like, I would get the hot mustard, for example.

You get one sauce. You put it on. You just shake it as long and as hard as you can. And then you open it up and you eat it with a fork. That's too much. I'd go barbecue. You can go barbecue. That's fine.

Whatever makes you happy. Yeah, whatever makes you happy. Whatever makes you happy. All right. Yeah, they got like all sorts of sauces now, I'm sure. Yeah, that's the trash bag. Yeah, that's the McDonald's trash bag. Brought to you by Cox and Crandor. There you go.

The 2022 exclusive Cox and Crandor half meal. I'm going to need people to send us photos of the trash bag. We need all the trash bag we need all the trash bag photos we can get we'll take anything no matter what item you get but we need trash bags specifically yeah you need to buy two happy meals one chicken nugget one hamburger dump the fries the hamburger the nugget into one of the boxes yeah put the uh put the sauce in there shake it eat it out there we need to see yeah this is an absolutely terrible idea oh my god i really want to do it

and uh then you also get your like kid side like the apple slices or whatever you don't have to do those that's too yeah you don't have to put like the drink in the apple slice in there. You don't have to do that. Yeah, you don't have to do that. But everything else. This is strictly a fry burger McNugget. Yeah, sauce. Yeah, sauce.

Yeah. Oh, this is a good one. Yeah, this is a staple now. Oh, I bet that is. Yeah. I wonder if they do breakfast Happy Meals. I don't think they do. I don't know why.

It's actually interesting. Yeah. You would think they would have tried that. Just eat your damn sandwich, kids, I guess is the point. Yeah. I guess they'd want like hotcakes. I want anything to be hotcakes. Yeah, I guess. Man, I guess they'd want like hotcakes. It's like I want anything to be hotcakes. Yeah, I guess. Man, I haven't had a McDonald's big breakfast in like 25 years.

And now I'm looking at their website like maybe. I'll have forgotten by tomorrow, of course, but maybe. Man. Oh, Wendy's is like crazy over there. Wendy's? Now you're making me go look at Wendy's? Yeah, because I was curious what they had for breakfast. And they got like honey butter chicken biscuits,

maple bacon chicken croissants. Wendy's? You know what? Wendy's is like, it's a solid choice. It is definitely like they got some good stuff there. Yeah. Although the French toast sticks. But also sometimes they got like, you know, some trash.

But, you know. Oh, yeah. That's fast food restaurants. Yeah, that's just fast food. I know Review Bra tried the French toast sticks and they burned his. So he did not like them. I mean, like, I went to their menu and it says it's back.

The pretzel bacon pub cheeseburger. And I'm looking at it and the photo, it has like jalapenos and like bacon and like sauce and like onions. I know that if I were to order that, it would be the grossest, nastiest thing I've ever had. Oh, 100%.

Yeah. I'm just looking at it. I'm like, yeah, that would be terrible. Yeah. Yeah, like, when I go to Wendy's, I usually just get either a spicy chicken sandwich. That's the winner. Yeah. Or I'll hit up the, like, number one, the, like, Dave Combo classic.

Sure, sure, sure. Makes me feel like I'm in the 90s again eating that. And he's on the TV being like, hey, eat your Dave Com classic. Sure, sure, sure. Makes me feel like I'm in the 90s again eating that. And he's on the TV being like, hey, eat your Dave combo. I don't like the, like the Dave's combo is a bit too much for me. If I'm going there, I'm either getting the spicy chicken sandwich or I'm ordering from the like

cheapo menu and I'm getting like junior bacon cheeseburger no mayo and like a chicken wrap. Calling it a life. Oh, yeah. That's a solid play. Right?

They had that bag. It's like $4 and you got a bunch of shit in it. Yeah, man. That's the quintessential fast food. If fast food can give me a bunch of crap for $4, that's a good deal. Yeah. Let's see you got wendy's always notoriously has like their they got baked potatoes and they got chili you know what happened that i remember they used to have chili until someone found like a finger and chili and then that was it that was

it oh no they still have chili i'm looking at it right now chili yeah look the baked potatoes at wendy's are good i can't even hate. They're good. They're good taters. I'd always get a potato. They got some good taters. And then they got crazy fries now. They got Baconator fries, chili cheese fries, pub fries. Too much.

Yeah, that seems a little too wacky to me. Yeah, I'm not a big, like, I love French fries. But I think years of trying to, like, not be fat mean that when I go to, like, a fast food place, I never really get fries. Yeah. Like, if I'm going to eat fries, it's going to be, like, from one of those, like, actual pub places. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if I'm sitting down at a restaurant, it's got, like, I know the fry slap. I'll, like, eat that.

Yeah. But if I'm at a fast food place i don't really like fries i'll get like uh you know like i said i'll get like my junior bacon cheeseburger and then like a chicken wrap yeah and i'll call it a life if i even if i eat fries i only eat a couple i'm not like a big fried for a fast food place person but yeah if i go to like some pub play like got big dogs curly fries you're like i gotta get the big dogs curly fries and you like super curlifies them you know you know what it is it's because every time you go to fast food place and you get french fries it's hit or miss it's either going to be the the freshest hottest perfectly salted french fry you're like oh this is amazing or it's gonna be the limpest grossest

shit you've ever had there's no in. It is one or the other every time. Oh, yeah, 100%. I can't do that. I don't want to take that chance. Yeah, I don't know. What's the other one? Oh, Burger King. I purposely avoid Burger King like the plague.

Burger King is trashed here. It is so bad. I don't know what happened. When I was younger, when I used to live in Ohio as a teen, Burger King is trashed here It is so bad I don't know what happened When I was younger When I used to live in Ohio as a teen Burger King was great And then I went off to college And did all sorts of stuff Hadn't been to Burger King for years

Then one day I was out here in LA Saw a Burger King and was like You know what, I'm going to stop and get lunch The worst food I've ever had Ungodly bad i was like nope ruined every memory i had of burger king being good f this garbage the worst yeah the last time i went to burger king i got like a just normal whopper meal and it made me nauseous dude i don't know what happened. I think

Reviewbrah even mentioned that someone like maybe the company that owns Burger King even bought Popeyes and they're like Popeyes is going downhill. It's trash tier now. I'm like, is it just some evil company that's like we're going to ruin everything? Damn, dude. I mean, I did get a

Popeyes chicken sandwich a few weeks ago and it was good but it was it wasn't like as good it had a little chewiness to it yo absolute everyone kept telling me get a popeye's chicken sandwich and i went and got one and it was like three excellent bites and the rest of it was like weird texture yeah like it was not the same. Like, you know when we were doing our react thing and we ate it for the first time? Yes. Like that was top tier, but it's like, I don't know what it is. It's like it's lost a step.

I again, even though I know he's the weirdest man who ever lived, Reviewbra has his finger on the pulse of a nation. He calls it and he's right he said popeye's going downhill he is absolutely correct he said that burger king was trash absolutely correct i trust the man knows what's going on in fast food i remember the the last time i even

tried one of those crazy burger king things was the chicken fries everyone's like dude the chicken fries now that's good. I tried them. Super dry, super overcooked. And I was like, I'm not even eating these. These are garbage. Yeah. You can't eat like a chicken something by itself without sauce. That's trash chicken.

Oh, yeah. You got to sauce your chicken. Like, I love, I watched a thing of his the other day where he like went in on Buffalo Wild Wings. Oh, yeah. I've wanted to say it went in on Buffalo Wild Wings. Oh yeah. I've wanted to say it for years. Buffalo Wild Wings? What happened?

You went to shit. Yeah. You used to be the spot where I'd go watch a game and like get some wings and sit there and like drink. Nah. Garbage. Trash. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know if they've just gone downhill or maybe tastes have changed. Maybe both. Yeah. Everybody I've known with Buffalo Wild Wings too. Yeah. They're like, it's not as good. Maybe it's not.

I don't know what happened when I was younger, when it was BW three, that was the spot we would go. Like in high school, we'd go there and like have wing challenges and sit there and try to eat the atomic wings. And like, Oh, that was the spot to be at

now trash trash yeah I don't know like you get a even if you get the boneless wing it's literally just all bread not good heartbreaking meanwhile wing stop out there being amazing as ever

oh yeah usually now if I get wings I get like Just like local replace wings Like I don't even get chain wings Although Wingstop is pretty solid Comparatively there's a lot of Places here in LA that are like

Either a Korean fried Chicken place or spicy chicken place Or like there's one place I think it's called like the devil's den that place is amazing it's a little too far away from me but like there's great local place yeah shout out to local eateries

for keeping it holding it down yeah dude Korean fried chicken that's the good stuff there's like a few Korean fried chicken places here now and they're all good it's cause it's like it's not overly battered. It's just crispy enough. I love that.

Look, the world has introduced us to things beyond meatloaf. It's too late. It's too late, America. You had your chance to come up with some real food, and instead you were like, if you can put it in the microwave, it's good. It's too late. Yeah. Food. real food and instead you were like if you could put it in the microwave it's good it's too late yeah food well Crandor this is the worst segway I've ever done in my entire life

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It's the same as it usually is. There's cars, people backed up, uh, stuff's going on and you got to watch out. You know, there's crazy people driving cars all over. There's crazy people driving boats and planes. Boat planes. Car boats. Car planes. Really, why don't we have car planes yet? Like the Jetsons or whatever?

Good question. Why don't we have that yet? Back to you. Thanks, Grendor. You were living in a different reality there for a minute. You had car planes and boat planes. Oh, yeah. I mean, there are plane boat things.

And I've seen cars and water. So, like, look, speaking of planes, last night I watched Top Gun Maverick. And that movie's great. That's a great movie. Yeah. That's a fantastic movie. I was shocked how much I enjoyed it. I mean, I knew I would, but, like, that was great.

That's a great film. That's what I've heard from everybody that's seen it. Yeah, I was like, this is exactly what it should be. It's like, remember that? Also, here's a bunch of new stuff. And I was like, yeah. I do remember that. Thanks. It was good. Yeah, I very much enjoyed it.

I guess I brought that up because of planes. Anyway, that's the weather. Wait, not the weather. Not the weather. Wait, not the weather. That's not the weather. Weather. Our most upvoted weather request

this week is Delsbo, Sweden. Delsbo? Yep, Delsbo. Small town with a variety of cool attractions from hosting part of the Swedish two-scale solar system model to featuring an attraction where people can pedal along old railways. Yo, I'd like that. I'd love the idea of pedaling along an old railway.

I actually think that's pretty neat. That is pretty neat. I like that, too. Let's see. Currently in Delosbo, it's 49 degrees fahrenheit uh 29.7 inches of pressure 86 humidity very humid visibility 10 miles with wind at nine miles an hour sun rising at 6 29 a.m setting at 7 0 4 p.m uv index zero dew point 45 and the moon phase is last quarter oh don't get that one too often uh checking out the 10 day monday 53 with am showers tuesday 55 mostly sunny wednesday 57

partly cloudy thursday 61 partly cloudy and then friday saturday sunday monday tuesday wednesday thursday all with rain and mid 50s that's actually some of my favorite weather is mid 50s with rain you know what agreed i i i think i've said this podcast before like i kind of like it when it's warm but it rains i'm a liar i'm a liar i uh the other day it was like 100 degrees and raining, and it sucked. Oh, that's too bad. It was gross. It was so gross. I was like, nope, I take it back.

No, I want like a nice 55 to 65 degrees with rain. That's like perfect temperature. Like just slightly below room temperature. Love it. I am obsessed. So I looked up Del's Bow yeah and the best part is on trip advisor it says top 10 things to do it lists two things it lists the railroad bit and then it lists like a historical site and that's it that's the only things listed there but if you go to another

thing on trip advisor it has more stuff but most of it looks to be Like Walking in the Forest basically However There is places to Eat the first place listed To eat is a

Cafe named Naya Conditori Boy that is probably not how you pronounce that. Yeah. It straight up looks like a grandma's home. It looks like the kitchen or the dining room area looks like your grandma's house, but she just has three kitchen tables. Oh, my God. Here's the thing, though.

They show in the case the case of the food there. Those sweets look delicious. Oh yeah. I'm looking at all these restaurants now. I found Restaurant Svia. That one looked pretty alright. Whoa, what is this? Cafe 11 AM.

Nope, that's Cafe 11 AM Oh I saw that Nope that's cafe 11 And A-N N Yeah Here's the thing I don't know what this cafe is But the first image

Is just like A burger With no bread On potatoes And I would eat the shit Out of that That thing looks Although

I am a little worried Because the cafe itself When you click on it Looks like an old folks home It Kinda does Yeah But with that said Although I am a little worried because the cafe itself, when you click on it, looks like an old folks home. It kind of does, yeah. But with that said, I'd still eat that. I'd eat the hell out of that meat.

Whatever that is, I want. Oh, it's delicious. It's just like literally a burger patty on a bunch of crap. I'd eat it. I'd eat it. You see there's a picture of a bunch of pizza crusts with a Coke can. Amazing. Yeah. is a picture of a bunch of pizza crusts with a coke can amazing yeah yeah what is this restaurant restaurant anova is that pizza i don't know what is this pizza that pizza looks like what is on it restaurant it looks like onions and peppers and sloppy joe. What is that meat?

What is that? I would eat it. Whatever it is, I'd eat it. This is the problem with being fat. I'd eat the shit. I'd be like, you know what? I'll try it. What the hell?

Why not? Let's see. They got gyro meat. It looks okay. There's not many. There's not much here There's not this. There's not much here. Yeah. Whoa.

That's because Delbo is small dude. I didn't realize how small it was. It's super small.

This is another one of those cities where when you go look at on the map there's like 12 roads.

Yeah. Damn. All right. Well that's crazy. You know what? Shout out to them for having this many restaurants. If this was America, you'd have like a McDonald's. Yep.

That's true. So shout out to them for having actual restaurants and not all fast food. This is why everyone else is thinner than us. Let's be real. Yeah. We're over here telling people to go eat a trash bag worth of food. This is why everyone else is thinner than us. Let's be real. Yeah. We're over here telling people to go eat a trash bag worth of food. And these guys are like, hike up a mountain and go to this restaurant that serves you like, you know, a meatball. Yeah.

That's weather. Oh, there's also a train that runs. Wow, man. This is, I wish I a train that runs. Wow, man. This is, I wish I, look at this. There's a train that runs through this little tiny town. This is why, this is why America is poop caca sometimes. That's amazing. All right.

All right, Sweden. So you're telling me I can hop on a train from Stockholm, go all the way up to Delos Bow and it's going to be fine? Oh my God. Hold on. I'm hop on a train from Stockholm, go all the way up to Delsbo, and it's going to be fine? Oh my god. Hold on. I'm sending you a picture. I went to one place called the Hemkulp. It's a grocery store. And they sell a bunch of things called Billies.

Oh my god. Billies original pizzas! And pizzas! Billies originals I'm also kind of a fan of the grandiose extra alt calzone up at the top. Oh, yeah, look at it This reminds me of like when I was in high school. This is the shape of pizzas. We'd be served. Oh Yeah, it kind of does look like that Billy's huh?

What's oh my god? Did you click back one the old man on the tractor track that is amazing this old man on the tractor driving down the street he went to go get some billies like come on let's go get billies i need billies oh yes yeah this is definitely here's what the hell go back one more there's definitely... What the hell? Go back one more. There's another man on a tractor. How many tractors are in this city? A lot of tractors, I guess. That's got to be the same guy, right? No, that's a different dude.

That's a different dude, different tractor. I mean, they kind of look similar, but that's a different dude different tractor it I mean they all right they kind of look similar but that's a different it's different outfit that's a different tractor that's just different lighting I think I mean they both were posted they both were posted whoa I literally see the two cars parked next to each other in both pictures that's just it's just the lighting no way no way what cars parked next to each other in both pictures. That's just, it's just the lighting. No way. No way. What?

If it's just the lighting, then that means two different people were driving down the road on the same day with two different tractors. Was it a tractor parade? Maybe it was a tractor parade. I have to imagine there's a bunch of, like, it is Sweden, so there's going to be a lot of, like, old white dudes with gray hair, right? Right.

Like, that's, and they're probably all going to have the same, like, roughly the same body shape because they're all, like, skiing or something at the same time. It's a small town, so you got tractors. If you go down a few more, there's another tractor carrying an even older tractor, and this guy is another old man with gray hair. So, like... Oh, yeah, look at that. It's quite possible that these guys, you know... Tractor Fest. Tractor Fest.

Del's boat. Tractor Fest 2022. Actually, August 2017. Whatever. That's the weather. All right, let's go to sports. Whatever. That's the weather. All right. Let's go to sports. Sports.

We had NFL football going crazy today. We currently have the Raiders and the Cardinals in overtime. Miami came back to beat Baltimore. The Jets beat Cleveland. New England beat Pittsburgh. Jacksonville shut out the Colts, Giants beat Carolina, Tampa Bay beat the Saints, Detroit beat Washington, San Francisco beat Seattle, Rams beat Atlanta, Denver beat Houston,

and the Cowboys beat the Bengals. Pretty wacky games all over there. In baseball, we're getting close to playoffs finally. You got your top teams houston the yankees and cleveland then you got the wild card teams which is toronto tampa bay and seattle with the next closest being baltimore four games back so they gotta start picking up pace they want to get in there and then on the other side you got the the Dodgers, Mets, and Cardinals with the Braves, the Padres, and the Phillies with Milwaukee two games back of them.

And that's sports. Okay. What is our fact of the day? Fact of the day. Rolls-Royce makes the most expensive car in the world. Really? It's not a Bugatti Veyron? No. Currently, the most expensive car in the world is a Rolls-Royce Sweptail that sold for $13 million.

Sweptail? Not a Phantom, huh? Rolls-Royce Sweptail? Sweptail, yep. Make me Google a swept tail even if you have that kind of money laying around you won't be able to buy it only one was made and it was custom built from the ground up according to the buyer's specifications but brand new custom cars have nothing unused classics the recent sale of a 1963 ferrari gto sold $70 million and supposedly the highest price ever paid for a car. Well,

here's the thing. I understand the Sweptail is expensive. And it kind of looks like a car that would be from maybe the future. But also, I think it's kind of ugly. I'm looking at it. I think it's like the back. Yeah, I can see that. I'm looking at it. I think it's like the back.

The front is, like, I like the front. The front has, like, I love that look. But the back, kind of an ass back. And the fact that there's a champagne chiller in the car, I'm like, that's too much. That is too much. No, I'm not feeling it. Are you going to go in your car to celebrate every day you do something? Yeah, I'm not feeling it.

Like, the front of the car I love. The back of the car, it looks like a hillbilly took two cars and welded them together. And I've seen that, and sometimes they look better than this. The thing is, like, why do they even need the champagne? Because it's probably some rich dude with too much damn money and not enough cents. Like, if you can get Rolls Royce to make you a custom car, you are too rich. Like, you have too much money. Oh, yeah, 100%.

And I'm going to let you know, he didn't make that money being like a good person you know what i mean that guy is definitely a piece of shit oh yeah probably so he's in he's in his like stupid piece of shit car with his stupid piece of shit uh it's probably bezos chilled wine yeah i uh i've just never been a big car person I don't know Some people love cars I'm like, eh, whatever It's a Hong Kong real estate mogul And we all know that everything built in Hong Kong Is incredibly, you know

Well constructed, so Yeah Well I'm sure that guy didn't skimp on the money And buy a shitty car with it Definitely not. And that is your fact of the day. What is our big news story of the day?

Big news story of the day. Yeah. French Spider-Man celebrates 60th birthday with a massive skyscraper climb. French Spider-Man. Oh, is this the dude who always, I thoughtper climb. French Spider-Man. Oh, is this the dude who always, I thought you meant like actual Spider-Man. You mean like the dude who always climbs shit. Yes. Yeah.

Alain Robert Robert, I don't know, a free solo climber known as the French Spider-Man celebrated his 60th birthday in a big way. Robert, who, or Robert, I don't know, who has climbed several large buildings in the world, including the Burj Khalifa and the Empire State Building, climbed the TOR Total Energy Skyscraper in Paris on Saturday. He turned 60 years old in August and scaled the 48-story building in 60 minutes. Saturday's feat is reportedly the 12th time he's climbed the building, which rises roughly 614 feet above the ground. The climber revealed to Reuters that he promised himself several years ago that he would climb the building for the occasion

because 60 symbolizes France's retirement age. Quote, I want to send people the message that being 60 years is nothing you can still do sport be active be fabulous things do fabulous things and be fabulous if you want that's nice yeah robert roberts said he made the climb to raise awareness for global warming and compared the trek up the building to a ladder according to defense 92 the news reported that he dealt with the building's metal window frame using plasters on his fingers and a bit of tackle to reduce perspiration during the climb he's climbed several iconic structures over the years including the eiffel tower the sydney opera house tal type a 101as Towers, and the Willis Tower.

Robert has no plan to give up this passion, they reported. I will still continue as long as I am in good health, he says. Dang. That's incredible. Like, I am thoroughly jealous that guy has, I'm not going to say the ability to do it, but he has the confidence in himself. I would get one floor up and be like, I'm going to die up here. Oh, yeah. Oh, no.

Yeah, I would never even put myself in that situation to have to climb a building. Oh, yeah, 100%. I'd be like, nope, this is how I die. I would not either. That seems so crazy to me. Like, he's not holding, like, literally one bad move, dude falls to his death. Oh, yeah, 100%. That's a confidence I will never have in any part of my life.

It's never going to happen. I would be shitting myself. It would just be a terrible experience. Yeah, what if you have to pee while you're going up? Yeah, there's just one wrong move and you're like, woo! That's it. Yeah. No, I like myself too much to put myself through that.

Yeah, but it's cool that he does it. Yeah, I think it's cool that someone's doing something cool, but I'm not doing that. I'm not stupid. That's your big news story of the day. All right. Well, that's it for us. Thank you so much for listening and watching. I hope you enjoyed this podcast.

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