Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 359 - The Boo Bucket

Episode Date: October 10, 2022

Somehow this episode is very MCDONALDS heavy... The boys are back and this time, Jesse's Office is filled with Adult Happy Meals. He has no clue what that actually means and so now, the boys MUST deep dive the world of terrible ideas. Meanwhile Crendor breaks the weather and then discovers the classic BOO BUCKET is returning. All 90s kids rejoice! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order and free standard free shipping on US orders. Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox65 and use code cox65 for 65% off plus free shipping!

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Hey, what's going on? Dude, so much is going on. I don't even know where to start today, my man. Oh my god. I didn't expect that. Normally you're just like, I don't know. It's been a busy week, what can I say? And not even in the Jesse works way, but in the, a lot of insane dumb stuff has happened and I don't even know where to start

with it. All right. Well, let me, uh, let me start then. Cause I didn't do much this week. So my week was still recovering from my hurt neck.

Uh, but now I'm like, I'm like 80%, 85 85 like i can move again i can like get up from laying down uh only if if i get up a certain way if i go up from like the side that still kind of hurts because it's like my trapezius muscles and stuff trapezius that's not a real muscle yeah it is your traps the trapeze muscle yeah your trap muscles a real muscle. Yeah, it is. Your traps. The trapeze muscle? Yeah, your trap muscles. That's what it is. You know what? No, you're probably right.

I was about, the words that were about to come out of my mouth was, I thought those were trapezoids, but I know they're not correct. The trapezoid muscles. The trapezoid muscle. That was about to come out of my mouth and I had to stop myself. I was like, that's not right jesse that's not right well um yeah those it's been healing so that's good i did i did book more physical therapy that starts in a couple weeks

so yeah you know listen there's never a point where i'm like, oh, man, I shouldn't do it. I'm like, dude, I need all the physical therapy I can get. So that'll be fun. And I was going to bring up. So pretty much, yeah, it's just been me healing all week and playing Wrath of a Lich King classic. And then, you know, doing some like movement. I'd go for like walks, you know, get the everything working. Usually what would happen is I'd wake up and everything's like oh so stiff and i can't move and then i like throughout the day i was like dude i'm feeling like 90 better and then you'd like move a certain way and be like but you know still feeling better

and then it was just kind of it's been like that the whole week and then now i get up and i only feel slightly stiff so it's just a matter of, you know, healing. I do know exactly what you're talking about in the weirdest way possible. I sometimes, depending on how I sleep, I will sleep, you know, on my side, on my back, on my stomach, whatever. Like some days I just can't get to sleep right. I will say, however, just side tangent, shout out to my trainer for being a dope ass dude. We've been doing some crazy stuff, but the best part is I was like, I just don't have the crazy time during the week to just hardcore workout.

I wish I did. And he was like, it's not even about that, bro. It's about like, give me 15 minutes of something a day. And I was like, all right. Like, give me 15 minutes of something a day. And I was like, all right. And so now I've been at home, and every night at like 5, 36-ish, I watch TV and do the elliptical. And it's been like super chill, and I've managed to get that done, and I'm not too stressed about it. And because he said do it only 15 minutes. I'm like,

Oh, that's easy. So my brain chemistry is like feeling it. And admittedly, not that hard, but it is a physical activity. And he's like super into it anyway, because I was doing that.

And because he's, he's cutting me down on caffeine and sugar. I'm gonna let you know the last like week and a half, bro. I've like, when I go to bed. I go to bed Hey, I pass out and I think it's cuz I'm like doing some movement I'm cutting down on sugars and caffeine and I don't before I would wake up

I don't know two or three times a night now. I'm like Done I go to bed and I wake up when my alarm goes off and it is it's like being in high school over again i'm not even i was like oh my god i slept in the hall it's great so shout out to uh you know hard work i guess hard work and doing what people tell you i've always said i'm a much better follower you tell tell me what to do, I'll do it. That's it. Yeah, honestly, ever since I started working out, I fall asleep better. But I noticed that I used to have my two cups of coffee a day, and I'd have one at, like, when I wake up, and one at, like, I don't know,

like 7 p.m. But now I try to do it before 7 p.m. Or I just want to have a second cup of coffee or I have like half a cup. And I notice I fall asleep a lot better. Yeah. The idea of caffeine in the afternoon used to be like, I got to get through this. Now, the the I got to get through this is that six o'clock jump on the elliptical thing. And that it's working it does like i'm a little jacked in the afternoon feeling like oh i moved and i got blood flowing which is kind of

the whole caffeine vibe you know what i mean yeah so it's working it's working very well and uh anyway back to your topic yes i um one time i don't know maybe like two or three weeks ago, I was laying, I think at the time, probably on my stomach. But my arm was mashed up against the wall behind me. And my left hand, the top of my left hand, I strained a muscle in a way that I do not know how. And it hurt for like a full day. I don't know what I did. But then it went away. And I was like, oh, great.

And it hurt for like a full day. I don't know what I did. But then it went away. And I was like, oh, great. But to this day, a couple weeks later, if I press my finger on that muscle, it still hurts. It's still healing. So I very much understand like, oh, I feel good. And then that's what it's like. If I move my hand the wrong way, suddenly it's like, oh.

Yeah, it can take like weeks or even even a month or two to fully heal it. So that's why it's usually after a few weeks is all it takes. But for like super, like 100%, it can take like a month or two. Yeah, my mom just got out of surgery and they keep telling her, like, it's going to be a while. We went in through the muscles in your stomach, and so that's how most of your body moves is your torso. So you're going to hurt for a while. She was saying she's been in a lot of pain.

This surgery got her. And I was like, damn. All right, well, note to self. Yeah, even when I had my gallbladder out, they like barely do anything. They just do like the small little cut and the robot arms go in. And that still was like, it hurt to laugh. I never wanted to sneeze or like just, it was terrible for like a week or two. Yeah.

It's the muscle is your muscles tightening or healing or whatever's going on it's like when uh if you laugh too long or you have sneezes or coughs like you have a long cough when i had my like 2017 i think i'm dying or whatever year that was my god i my whole body hurt every muscle ached because i couldn't stop coughing for like a month it was It was definitely the time period of my life where I was like, put me down. Yeah, I don't know. It's like, well,

actually, I think when you get hurt, it's equivalent to working out in a way just more extreme because when you work out, you're tearing the muscle fibers. That's what you're doing by lifting weights and doing all that. And then your muscles rebuild but when you like actually strain or do that you are tearing the muscle it has to repair but it's like to an extreme extent well i don't like it no sir well i also bought a new pillow that i remembered from a while back one of my physical therapy people was like

you should buy this one. People either hate it or love it. And he's like, buy it on Amazon, so you can send it back if you don't like it. And I was like, yeah. So I was like, you know what? I'm going to buy this pillow. It is the Cervical Memory Foam Pillow. Whoa, hold on now. Is this the one you put between your legs?

No. This one looks like the weirdest pillow. All right, there you go. It does look like a weird pillow. What the hell? So it's like it allows you to like side sleep, back sleep. But it's like it's built so that it like contours to your neck. Like it's weird.

But here's the thing. How do you even? Hold on. I'm trying to. How do you? I have so many questions. All right. How do you put a pillow cover over it? What's the? How do you even – hold on. I'm trying to – how do you – I have so many questions. All right. How do you put a pillow cover over it?

What's the – how do you sleep on this thing? This thing is – I don't even know how to explain it. All right. So it is like imagine a pillow, but then they cut out like 80% of the pillow and have like weird right angles and stuff in it. And like there's clearly a spot for your neck and head in the middle, but then the outside has i think wings i don't know what i'm looking at this is the craziest pillow i've ever

seen here's the thing i first when i saw that i was like yeah this thing's crazy but then i was like this this has like the perfect firmness like it's not too like squishy but it's not too hard i've had some memory foam things or it's like it's too hard it's like a rock it like hurts my jaw or it's too soft and it doesn't actually support you and your neck just hurts more because it's not supporting anything it's just squishing down this is like it's perfect so i was like all right that alone makes it good but then the little like neck dip thing like it's actually really nice well i've slept on this the last two nights, and it's been great. What is the vibe?

I would need to know the fat dude opinion on this, because you're fine and all. But, like, is my head and neck going to fit in the same slot as your head and neck? I don't think so. Yeah, I don't know about that. But, I mean, they do sell a bigger version of the pillow. You can buy the... They got standard queen and bigger queen. Yeah, queen size is hilarious. I don't know what queen size means,

but I feel like, if anything, I relate to queen size. Well, that's the one I got. Queen size. Someone bought standard, and they said it was, like, for babies. Again, it goes to that weird like neck head vibe So see here's the thing someone like I love all these reviews It's like dude give this pillow a few is amazing like I love this poem someone's like the pillow is very hard and way too Thick, but I disagree with this person. I think it's the perfect like thickness so I think they're dumb I

got a special like memory foam pillow. And the smartest thing about it is that it not only came with extra foam, but the zipper, you could pull foam out of it. So when I got it originally, it was pretty hard. It was hard to sleep on. But then I pulled out some of the foam, and it became like a perfect pillow. And so I'm using that right now.

But I'm always open to like new sleep technology. Yeah. I can't tell you how many times I've personally – because the bed I have is, I don't know, eight, nine years old. And so everyone's like, bro, it could be time to get a new bed. I'm like, maybe and i'm just gonna say for the record i have been to those like sleep number bed sites and those bed sites where the ones are like multi-thousand dollar beds and i'm like maybe maybe and i never go through with it but i'm just like maybe i don't know i i i think the next bed purchase i'm gonna make is one that's like the best bed I've ever owned.

I want to get in that space where I want to just, when I go to sleep, I want to be out. Knock me out. I want to know if you've snuck into my apartment. You can take whatever you want, frankly, as long as you let me sleep. That's where I'm at. Yeah, so I also like this because it kind of like prevents me from moving a lot or it like stops me from moving as much when i'm sleeping you know what i mean sure so i like that so so far so good two days in i haven't hurt myself yet i've slept well seems pretty good um well we need we need all the feedback possible on this

bad boy yeah i'm gonna keep using it we'll see what happens uh but i also was gonna mention uh somebody in the comments section i don't know if it was last episode or two episodes ago, but I wrote it down. Oh, boy. They said that for post-podcast show routine, they were like, I think it'd be funny if, like, when this podcast ends, they just both go, all right, bye, and they just hang up. And just that's all they say. Yeah, that'd be hilarious. I thought it was funny because I was like, people probably, because like to us, we already know our post-podcast routine or like just anything we do. But most people are probably like, wow, what happens when the mic's cut or the show stops recording?

But really, all that happens is Jesse's just like, all right, here we go. That was an episode. And I'm like, yep, that's pretty good. And then he's like, all right, well uh i'll see you on this thing it depends sometimes we talk for a bit sometimes we're just like all right good one see you later depends depends if we're like you know sassy bitches that day or if we're just like we got stuff to do it's you know sometimes know sometimes you see that thing on twitter and you're like oh yeah yeah i don't know it all just depends i think that's really funny is like someone just imagines once we're done it's like so uh you want to go get dinner you want to like uh no we're like all

right see you later guy who lives across the the country or that we like hate each other and I'm just like hot God get out of here you Can't stay Equally funny. I'll be honest if it was like the minute and it's like all right. We did all right you piece of shit They were just like and have a fun podcast whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo ding-ding you that's like god fucking get out of here i hate you that sounds for some reason that sounds like an episode of frazier i don't know why it just does oh my god i haven't all i remember from frazier's used to come on at night when i was a kid and i was like uh what is i i don't know what it is but at some point in my life you're right when i was a kid didn't care but at some point in my life You're right when I was a kid didn't care But at some point in my life I started watching it

I was like this is highly enjoyable And then but like all TV shows around You know like season 3 or 4 It starts to go downhill But like the first couple seasons I was like This show is great So yeah I don't know it's weird It's very weird

Maybe I need to watch a Frasier episode then. Honestly, I think you would really dig Niles. That's all I'll say. All right. I think you and Niles Crane have a good... Why are we talking about Frasier? I don't know. I'm sitting here like, I think it really relates to Niles Crane.

So dumb Watch Oh god There you go I wrote it down Yeah watch Frasier I would love to get a Crandor Frasier recap That would be Like white man on the internet

So I partook in watching The Frasier show Oh god that would be like The best podcast is we just watch I partook in watching the Frazier show. Oh, God. That would be like the best podcast is we just watch Frazier. That's it. That's the entire podcast. One episode per episode.

We just go to the end. That would be so dumb. That'd be a good do that for like an April Fool's episode. We watched Frazier. Oh, goodness. So that was my week how was your week boy oh boy like i said i don't know where to start all right i will say that you mentioned drinking coffee and uh the coffee that i got today uh in the office we ran out of so we have like a bunch of different hawaiian coffees shout out like a bunch of different Hawaiian coffees. Shout out to everyone who sends me amazing coffees.

But we ran out of the one that I really liked. And so I was like, ah, you know what? This one, I'll take this. It was a dark roast. And I've forgotten that I haven't had a dark roast in years. Really? And my goodness. Oh, yeah. Maybe when I've been with you And you might have given me one

That I didn't know was a dark roast Yeah that was a dark roast I gave you I most of the time I get like a medium or even like a blonde Or like a lighter roast Which is fine My goodness I forgot a dark roast Is like

It has a different flavor profile I was like oh I might need to put some milk in this one. So, I don't know what that has to do with anything. Just thought about it because you mentioned coffee. Anyway. No, I love my dark roast. They're less acidic. They have less caffeine, which is already a lot of caffeine.

So, I kind of like that. And then I just love it. It's like a chocolatey smooth flavor. and then I just love it. It's like a chocolatey smooth flavor. I don't know if chocolatey smooth was... I mean, you got good coffee. I got coffee that's been half open for a year and a half. So I don't know

that it's the best example of a dark roast, but I was like, ooh. So, okay. So this past week has been just all sorts of crazy, but it reached peak crazy. And I found a link because I guess people are talking about this as well. But do you know about the McDonald's Happy Meals for Adults?

I only know about one because I watched Review Bra eat it. So McDonald's, I just want to say after we came up with the trash bag, which is an amazing, amazing concept and the photos and everything people sent us. We love you for that. which is something that I don't know anything about, but I guess like art something. They partnered with McDonald's to make these limited edition Happy Meals for adults. And I think you get a Big Mac in it. I think is what I know. You get a Big Mac or a 10-piece McNuggy. And it comes with one of the ugliest things I've ever seen in my entire life.

Four truly ugly figures, plastic figures, Grimace with four eyes, the Hamburglar with crazy four eyes. He looks like he's like, hug me. Some other mascot that I think is the cactus plant mascot. And then Birdie, who if you don't know who Birdie is, that was a character from the, like, 80s McDonald's. Right. And she has four eyes. I don't know what the four eyes means. I guess it's like a glitch thing. I don't know.

I don't know what it is. Frankly, don't care. All I know is everyone. Mari, I come into the office this week, and half the office is gone. I'm like, where did everyone go? And they're like, oh, they ran to go get these these happy meals i was like shut up y'all come back where they're like happy meals walk into the back

of the office with all they all have grimace all of them and they're just like look what we got i'm like what the hell is that they're like we got it from the mcdonald's i was like what are you like yeah so now on all their desks and and shit is this like ugly ass grimace. Like I was like, what is this thing? What is going on? So went online to look this up. And the first article I found was the funniest thing.

The news of happy meals for adults seem like a publicity stunt. But according to TikTok, it's the worst thing that could have happened to mcdonald's bro please don't order these adult mcdonald's happy meals bro i'm begging wrote one tick tock wrote one employee on tick tock not since 2021's pokemon card promotion promotion has the staff of mcdonald's been so swamped? Apparently, this is way worse.

Going to Reddit and social media, McDonald's employees are writing things like, the new adult Happy Meals are killing me. Oh my God. We literally came off the buy one, get one for a dollar, and we were swamped with Big Mac meals. But now, we have to literally stockpile them to survive rush.

I hate it. Oh my God. This is insane. People are going crazy. Most stores have sold out of either the special boxes, Big Mac buns, or toys. Some places it's more than one of these. more than one of these and this person says that uh for instance this order we got eight big mac meals 20 chicken nugget meals along with 10 portions of fries 10 drinks all of them in adult happy meal boxes with a 50 off coupon one staffer reported their manager called back an order of 43 french fries

oh my god all i'm saying is i having looked at at these figures i don't get i don't get it i don't i don't understand either and i guess you could think like, oh, yeah, it could be collectible. And even this article says, this article by John Walker says, yeah, they could be collectible. But like, no, there's no collectible value here. No, this is just people caught up and like, oh, I want that. It is insane to me. This is history repeating itself. When people were like, the Beanie Babies, oh, I want that. It is insane to me. This is history repeating itself. When people were like, the Beanie Babies, the Beanie Babies.

You know what the Beanie Babies go for now? Not a thousand dollars, I'll tell you that much. We have to look it up. We have to look up McDonald's Beanie Babies. Happy Meal Toys Beanie Babies. Here we go. eBay. You can buy four of them for nine dollars right yeah you can buy 38 of them

for 25 and you know why because everybody was like fighting to get these things and they're like they're gonna be worth millions this is gonna be the greatest investment i've ever made and then here's the thing here's what's crazy the, the beanie babies that are selling the ones that, that, and again, this is the thing that being a baby, they're selling for 1000, 2000,

3000 have nothing to do with McDonald's. Even though there are some that are McDonald's, it has everything to do with the fact that they say tag errors. This one, these $3,000 beanie babies from McDonald's in 1997, both with errors in box. So literally, the reason you're buying them is because someone messed up something on the box. Yeah.

The Beanie Babies themselves are totally worth nothing. Yeah. Well, not worth nothing. They're worth like a dollar. I mean, this one is, and the difference is crazy. This one's a 1999 McDonald's Beanie Baby. This is $7. Meanwhile, a 97 one, they're selling for a couple hundred.

Now, selling versus buying is different because I don't know how long these have been on here. Now, dude, I remember getting a whole bunch of these yeah same it was but here's the thing i was just a kid i was like i want to have the squirrel beanie baby and the penguin and you know there's like people like fighting like give me more right i was just a kid that wanted a beanie baby toy yeah yeah these i'm looking at them what's crazy is there's so many that are in the boxes still. Oh, yeah. And it's very obvious people are trying to sell these at a premium. But, like, no, this one, like, I'm looking at one.

It's a Beanie Baby they're trying to sell for $1,000. And I go to the listing, and it literally says one person has viewed this. So no one cares. You can try to get some money, but I think people are hoping that there's going to be one person who's like, It's the last one I need for my collection. It's only worth as much as people say it is. Wait, what the shit? Okay.

Iggy Iguana. Yes. I used to love iggy iguana but now uh hold on i looked it up and it's selling for like three thousand dollars that can't be right there's no way well i mean again this comes down to it's selling for. Yeah, is anyone buying it? It doesn't mean anyone's buying it. Yeah, you can, this is like when people, again, this goes back to that, I don't know if we talked about it on this show, but the video game thing that happened over COVID, where basically people would collude

on the prices of video games. So this company that was in charge of like setting the price of video games, they were working with this guy who was of video games. So this company. That was in charge of like. Setting the price of video games. They were working with this guy. Who was selling video games. And he was going around being like. Okay I'm going to buy. Let's say Super Mario Brothers 2.

And it's in mint condition. I bought it for $200. I'm going to go to these people. Who are my friends. And get them to price Super Mario Brothers 2. Mint condition at $1,000. Then I'm going to go to these people who are my friends and get them to price Super Mario Bros. 2 Mint Condition at $1,000. Then I'm going to go put it on auction for $1,000. One of my friends is going to buy it for $1,000.

Then I'll give him the money he just gave me back. And now we have confirmation to the world it has been bought for $1,000. So now all Super Mario Bros. 2 copies are $1,000. Yeah, that is and that was the scam and so that's pretty much what this is this is people saying like i'm selling this for a thousand dollars is someone gonna buy it probably not but it's that kind of idea is that if you can get someone to then everyone's like oh you know it's literally the wow marketplace it's the wow auction house yeah when people undercut and you watch the price drop

or when there's no value and people sell and people undercut and you watch the price drop or when there's no value when people sell and and someone sells like you know something for a million then everyone's selling it for a million now everyone's farming it that kind of thing yeah now that makes sense so this is someone selling very rare and retired rainbow uh tag air Iggy Iguana for $25,000. But I can go buy Iggy the Iguana that looks pretty much the same at Walmart for $8.74.

Yep. $8.74 and really nobody's going to know. Here's all you need to know. Back to back. On eBay, I typed in Iggy Iguana.

Here you go. Iggy Iguana Beanie Baby 1997 rare with errors $15,000. Directly beneath that, Beanie Baby's original Iggy Iguana with original tags, 99 cents. That's all I need to knowana with original tags, 99 cents. Yep. That's all I need to know.

It's the exact same thing. Personally, I was a big Iggy Iguana fan. I can understand. I'm looking at Iggy. I love the tie-dye look. I love the vibe. I love the tongue. It's great.

I get it. He had all the different colors, too. He's like Iguana. Yeah. There's a rainbow version. I get it. You get all the different colors, too, because it's like iguana. Yeah. There's a rainbow version. I see one that's like a darker version. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, that one's like whatever.

The rainbow one kills it, though. That one looks great. Oh, yeah. Oh, here we go. I can get the four pack of all the various iguanas for 20 bucks. There it is. You don't even. Yeah.

That's what I want. There it is That's what I want I don't know who's spending Fifteen hundred Fifteen thousand is what it was Fifteen thousand There's no reason Also

I don't know what the cactus plant Flea market is Neither do I I feel like it Plant flea market Nope I feel like it... Plant Flea Market. Nope. I feel like it's a something. Like I wanted to go to their website.

At Cactus Plant Flea Market is... It has a... Boy. Yeah, so I don't know what this is. What I do know is that it has an Instagram page with two photos. Yeah. I don't know that. They don't have a website.

Like, is it that, like, hipster? It's like, yeah, we don't do websites. 100%. Because it looks like they do clothes. Yeah. Yeah. I guess they're just, like, weird. They are too cool for us. Yeah. This is way too cool for me 100 yeah i'm looking there's

like a bunch of websites um it says it's a this one says secretive streetwear brand yeah yeah i get that yeah look at at the merch right now and it's like okay like all right like but the problem is is like this is this honest to god crendor crendor yeah so they have some merch that's that's mcdonald's based right which i think is probably why they have the thing with mcdonald's right um this shirt looks like a shirt that you would have made in that one uh jackbox party game it does and here's the crazy thing it literally is just what looks like an ms paint drawing of a man eating a hamburger it is terrible that's just 120 dollars that's 122 dollars my man this just reminds me of you know how people like make fun of art and be like this is art in

an art museum this is like what this is so dumb it's like some lines on a canvas or whatever but then people like oh look at this look at this shirt and it's just like a weird emoji face with like a like a they're like no this is this is fashion. I just don't get it. I'm looking at one shirt. It's $88. This isn't even a joke, dude. This is an $88 sweatshirt. Please describe it to everyone.

All right. So it looks like I opened Photoshop, Um, so it looks like I opened Photoshop and I used the gradient tool to make a circle. And then I did the same thing, but I made a black hole that the circle's falling into and it's on a green background. And that's it. There's nothing else. It's literally two. Nope.

green background and there's that's it there's nothing else it's literally oh no if you go to the back it says matthew 7 17 bad fruit a good tree bears good fruit a bad tree bears kanye west presents jesus is king so it's a con so it's a kanye west branded thing you know what i'm sure i'm sure that'll go over well connie has been doing nothing but cool stuff lately right it's uh that seems correct it's kanye west and cactus plant flea market i think this is like they're working together or something yeah there's a travis scott thing oh my you know what i understand why they're working with mcdonald's because they literally have one shirt that says i ordered the Travis Scott meal at McDonald's. By the way, is there I'm trying to like think back to when I was like in high school or like grade school because like was there a fashion thing, there was one group of kids that always wore the big, massive, baggy jeans that looked like you could fly away in them.

Oh, yeah. The chain on your wallet was a thing. Oh, my goodness. What else? All the preppy kids shopped at the Gap. That was the thing. I'm trying to think what else my god there were so many like uh really really awful trends um yeah i don't know because like i was trying to think

of mine i remember uh i remember guys wearing like the button-up polo shirts i remember that being a thing like a lot of jeans and polo shirts uh and then i remember a lot of girls wearing the track suits remember those wearing track suits yeah like the i think they're track suits or what are they called track suits hold on let me i'll show you a picture girls wearing wearing track suits is, and I got to look at, girls wearing track suits. Yeah, like Britney Spears wearing that. Oh, that's that like velour thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you mean.

It's like soft. That's very early 2000s look. Yes. Yeah, because it was like, I know Britney Spears wore that, like Jessica Simpson would wear it. Yes, I know exactly what you're talking about. All the pop stars. So like all the, everybody's wearing it.

Because I was looking at like modern fashion. So I was like, well, the current fashion is just like wear what you want. Be cool. But I realized that literally everybody wears the same thing. So whenever I see people at the mall or like out somewhere, they're wearing either Crocs. Crocs is like a staple. Or they're wearing like the Air Jordan air jordan nike shoes with like white socks up to their like halfway up their leg don't put that on me

you mean my entire shoe and sock collection no but like this is a very zoomer thing they wear the like white socks up past their ankles it's always but that's it it's like nike shoes with white socks or they're wearing crocs and then you know everything else just kind of like whatever but like that's those are like the you know how they make those packs like the starter packs that's like the zoomer fashion starter pack is either crocs or white socks with nike shoes one of the things that makes me laugh the most is I'll never forget. Shout out to our dear Kristen. She would always wear this long, a little too big sweater and some really nice pants kind of vibe. And it was her style.

She always wore that style. And it was very like, oh, that's how Kristen dresses. And she would, every time someone else would do that style she'd be like ah they're copying me and it wasn't until I went to San Francisco recently that I was like oh no she just copied everyone to San Francisco I was like oh she's just San Francisco which makes sense because that's like her vibe but it was just really funny to me I was like no matter what everyone's just copying someone else they think is amazing 100 so there is no like your style yeah yeah there is no your style is always based on even something you've subconsciously seen or feel like right yes like

everybody okay but here's the thing me i've been wearing sweatpants for a year uh it's a i remember years ago wearing sweatpants i remember. I remember years ago wearing sweatpants. I remember even TB being like you're wearing bloody sweatpants to a steakhouse or whatever. And then I remember it was like one day dude, it's going to come around and I'm going to be wearing sweatpants and it's

going to be fashionable. And you know what? It has. Look, I've seen more videos of women being like, know what the number one secret guys you know how to really get a woman's attention gray sweatpants and i always think like grendel was a mad genius i've been wearing him for comfort for forever but now yeah it's hit the point where it's fashionable because it's like, is that staple of whatever? You know, wear what you want.

It's like you don't care. Like, dude, that guy just doesn't care. He's comfortable with himself. He was just whatever, no care attitude. People like that now. I thought this was really funny. Yesterday, Joe Biden was like, hey, we're going to pardon everyone who's in federal prison or did federal time or whatever for marijuana offenses, and I'm going to try and get all of the governors to do the same for state offenses, right?

Right. That was said at the exact same time that he was like, yeah, Armageddon could be happening, and more than ever, we're probably all going to burn in hell. That thing, those two combined together, plus you being like, people wear whatever they want, to me says we're all kind of like, F it. We can all blow up at any moment,

so I'm going to wear sweatpants. Especially from COVID and all the other stuff. Everyone's kind of over the pretense. No, I'm not going to get dressed up to go to this thing. I don't even care. I'm going to show up in my sweatpants and you're going to deal with it because it was never that important.

Yeah, it's really funny. Yeah, I haven't cared for you. I haven't not cared since before then. Unless we're going to Olenia, in which case, you know. Yeah, and then we got to dress up. I mean, we have to dress up. I will dress up for that. Yeah, but I just think it's very funny because it made me laugh to see

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They said, I doubt anybody else on the island listens to you guys, so I have to request it myself. Orangistad literally translates to orange city in English. Hell yes. Hell. You know what? I want to let you know it's taking me every bit, every ounce of my body. Not to be like Aruba, Jamaica. You know what?

I did it anyway. He did it anyway. Bermuda, Bahama, come on, pretty mama. Key logo, Montego, baby, why don't we? All right, I got to stop. You got to stop. I just love the fact you're like, he's taking every ounce of my body to stop me from it. I couldn't do it.

I gave up. Yeah, I gave up. You know what? That's mostly here's my life. It's taking every ounce of my being not to and I've already done it. Yeah.

Alright, here we go. The weather for Orangistad Aruba. 87 degrees Fahrenheit. Feels like 101. 74% humidity. 29.77 inches of pressure 6 mile visibility 19 mile an hour winds

1229 PM sunrise 1225 AM sunset Well, that's some weird sunrise sunset The sun doesn't rise Till 1229 PM Is that true? That's what it says and then it doesn't set till like almost 1 a.m that's crazy do you think my good man because as we are in the northern hemisphere as i'm sure you're aware but as the planet moves on its axis and Aruba is closer to the equator, is

it possible that the sun they're just getting less sun because of the way the earth is turned from the sun? I'm not a scientist. There's a way to find this out. I'm going to go

to Colombia. Let's go to Bogota Bogota Columbia weather uh 10g are you are you doing it at weather.com yeah are you sure that's correct that's what it says this one says sunrise 542 a.m sunset 5 45 are you telling me that weather.com would lie i i mean it's possible let's see hold on it's but that doesn't seem like you're making an ounce an outrageous claim i made a claim this isather.com it says yeah everywhere else I guess yeah all the other websites say this is wrong

what if I just refresh nope still says that yeah no I'm looking at it right now it is saying that it 100% is saying that is it for every day get out of town. That can't be correct.

That can't be right. I think it has to be bugged. It has to be. It's got to be bugged, yeah. Every day sunrise is at 1229. Oh, yeah, that's bugged. Sunset is at 1223. That can't be correct.

That's bugged. Yeah, that's – all right. I was about to say – I'm sorry. I had to do my research there. I was like, that doesn't seem natural. That is like some end of the world shit. Yeah, that was weird. The sun doesn't rise till noon?

No, that can't be right. UV index 3 of 10, dew point 78, moon phase waxing. Should have blamed it on WAPI. You should have just said, oh, it was the robot that did it. I should have, but I didn't. Waxing gibbous moon phase. Saturday, 87 degrees, mostly cloudy. Sunday, 86, isolated thunderstorms.

Monday, 86, mostly cloudy. Windy. Tuesday, 87, partly cloudy. Wednesday, 86, mostly cloudy. Thursday, 86, partly cloudy. Friday, 87, partly cloudy. Saturday, 86, mostly sunny. Sunday, 87, partly cloudy. And Monday, 86, partly cloudy Friday 87 partly cloudy 86 mostly sunny Sunday 87 partly cloudy and Monday

86 partly cloudy it's pretty much 86 87 with some clouds every day can we just talk about how looking at the map of Aruba their bus system seems pretty well developed which makes me very sad for LA

well I mean it's probably easy to figure out because you're on such a small island. Sure, but like, man, if a small island can create an established bus system, surely a giant city could figure it out. Well, you would think. But they also, maybe they don't have as many cars

because LA's just got so many cars that it just messes everything up. Absolutely. You know what? Man. I came here looking for some. They got Route 1. That's it.

But Route 1 goes along the beaches, and frankly, I'm here for it. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Man. California Lighthouse. It's just a lighthouse. I'm trying to find...

Okay, so I was going through all the... You know how I like to look up the restaurants. I was going through looking at the restaurants, and there's like, you know, McDonald's and Wendy's and all the different things. And then there's things like the old Canucku House Aruba, which looks like one of my favorite places on earth. I think I'd get along just fine here.

Look at this place. Looks like some like crazy person's home, but it looks delicious. Let's see. Oh god yeah it looks like the most plain basic but looks so good right like it does it's hard to go wrong this one it's looks like a fish I had to eat the hell out of that oh yeah oh my god the inside of this place looks like Nana's home. Oh, it does. Oh, my God. So I found that and was like, wow, that's amazing. But then I went up Route 1 or whatever it is.

Right. And Route 1 ends up at the California Lighthouse. And then I saw one restaurant there, Faro Blanco. And I'm letting you know, I don't know what the hell kind of mobster shit goes on up here, but look at this and tell me this isn't the spot. Oh, my God. This is, this is, things are going down here. Oh, my God.

It looks like somehow you're in Italy, but also on an island like on a mountain yeah you're like overlooking the ocean and pretty impressed pretty and this is definitely a it feels like a tourist trap but also like money is there oh yeah oh my god yeah look at this. They got DeeDee's Tours with a monkey. Come on, you see this? Look at this. Oh, I just saw it. DeeDee's Tours. It's interesting because it overlooks the city, kind of. Yeah. I don't know, we'd have to, to our dude in Aruba.

Is that the spot? Or is it kind of whatever? Is it tourist trap? I feel like it's a tourist trap. It's probably a tourist trap, but. The real spot has to be that place that looked like it was like a drug den. Always is. It really always is. I was like in San Antonio and went to whatever it was. Yeah.

And you know what? Like Sweet Yams. Shout out to Sweet Yams. They appreciated the shit out of us too. When we went back there, they were like, oh, it's you guys. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. That place was delicious.

It was. And it was simple. It was delicious. It wasn't, like, too crazy. It was just good, well-cooked food, and that's all I need in life. Yeah. It looks like they're still there. It legit.

I remember. They survived? They survived COVID? Yeah, they're still there it legit i remember they survived they survived covid yeah they're still there bless i remember uh the uber guy picked us up he's like you buying drugs over here what's going on that's so good yeah and yeah again it looks it looked like a drug den, but delicious. Yeah. You know what? Look at, oh my God, this entire, this island, I'm feeling things. All right, so I found a place. I was like, oh, what could this weird shop be? There is a series of, this place is called Madame Jeannette.

I got to know what the vibe is. Aruba guy, what's the vibe on Madame Jeannette? Look, this place is called Madam Jeanette. I got to know what the vibe is. Aruba guy, what's the vibe on Madam Jeanette? Look at this place. This place looks awesome. Let's see. Oh, my God. Wow, that's like a beach club bar or something. I love the, like, there's a place nearby,

if you go towards Venice Beach here in L.A, it's like a Mexican restaurant, but they have like an outdoor vibe and it's that I love that. I love the patio. I'm going to sit outside and eat some, some, I don't know, fish or something. Yeah. Oh my God. They have a Viking horn beer glass. I just saw that and I was just about to say this place is either a place the locals go or it's tourists only.

Oh my God. Yeah, this is. But like the meat and like the food looks so good. Yeah, this looks amazing. We got to know. We got to know, Ruba guy. What's the vibe? What's the vibe in the entire island's food life?

Because so far everything I've seen looks great. Oh my God. Dude, god, dude this drink looks like the ocean. That's actually insane. Wow that really, you know what that looks like what I thought Alex was going to get one time at PAX East years and years ago

and I probably said this before on this show, but it's been so long I'm just going to say it again. Alright. At PAX East we went to a bar that was like we don't we don't have a menu you tell us what you're feeling and we'll make it and so i would go there and i'd be like i want something that tastes like fire or i remember one time i went there and I said, I want something that tastes like purple. Just like tried to give them a general vibe. And I remember Gerard would be like, I want something chocolate. Or someone else was with us was like mint flavored.

But Alex, because Alex is Alex, was like, the first drink he ordered, he's like, I want something that tastes like you've dipped your head in the ocean and accidentally swallowed water. And then the second drink he ordered was, let me see if I can remember this correctly. It was, I want something that tastes like a king betrayed by his closest ally of 25 years. The best part was at the end, he'd be like, that is exactly what that tastes like. I don't know what he was expecting, but it was very fun.

Like when I ordered fire, the woman making my drink literally set the cocktail stuff on fire. It was like fire bending while making it. It looked amazing. Like that kind of thing was cool as hell. Mind you, I just want to say this place was way too expensive and I would never go back there. But for the moment, in that that moment it was like okay that was kind of cool. Yeah. But it was you know like

this though looks like the drink he got that was the ocean just looked like a normal drink. Right. This looks like the ocean. It really does. That's the coolest looking one of the coolest drinks I've seen. Yeah that is so that is great looking.

Oh my God. This looks amazing. They got mojitos. Yo, they make the mojitos in multiple different sizes. I love this place. Can we just go to Aruba? What are we doing? Every time we look at a different part of the world in this segment,

I'm always upset because it is always way cool. I clearly am just used to LA, but my God, I'm like, that place looks amazing. That looks amazing. I want to go there. Oh, God. Well, that's the weather for there. All right.

Let's go to sports. Sports. We've got sports and we've got playoff baseball happening. We got Cleveland beating Tampa Bay today going up 1-0 in the series. We got Seattle and Toronto just starting out. And Seattle's in the playoffs for the first time in 21 years. It's the longest playoff drought now broken.

Kind of insane. And then Philadelphia and St. Louis are currently 0-0 in the seventh inning. Pretty boring game there, but could be exciting if you're into pitching duels. I mean, a lot of playoff games end up being low scoring, so they're using their best pitchers and right like that yeah uh but hey you know what now the

baseball counts and that's all that matters uh and then nba and nhl pre-seasons are going their season's gonna be starting up next week and then uh football normally we do this on sunday so i football scores but uh we did have the Colts and Broncos play maybe one of the worst games I've ever seen. There's that at football! It was so bad. Like, it was a terrible game. And I really wanted it to end at a tie,

but it just ended terribly. It was probably top three, one of the worst games I've seen I only heard bad things I didn't watch it but I saw a lot of people reacting because I guess Amazon now has watch sporting events I

guess well they have Thursday Night Football so you can watch it on Twitch yeah yeah yeah so I saw a lot of people watching the game and all the comments were like hot trash garbage I was like damn and I thought it on Twitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I saw a lot of people watching the game, and all the comments were like, hot trash garbage. I was like, damn. And I thought it was just Twitch being Twitch, but I realized, no, it's just bad.

No touchdowns were scored this game. Okay, no touchdowns. Neither quarterback threw any touchdowns. The quarterbacks combined. Okay, both quarterbacks combined for four interceptions three fumbles and ten sacks taken my god

and they just had some just the throws were bad everything was bad there was like people were just leaving like it was just a garbage game and then it went to overtime people were just leaving before overtime and then it was it was just a garbage game and then it went to overtime people were just leaving before overtime and then it was it it was it was real bad so that game happened and i think i just

want to point this out to non-sports fans or people who don't quite understand because i know a lot of the time people who are sports fans will always know, they have a preference of what they like. But here in America, one of the things we often say, the reason we don't like, I don't know, soccer or hockey or whatever is because it's, they're like, oh, it's so low scoring. And most of the time that, you know, it's like one zero by the end of it and nothing really happens. And, but the idea is in both those games, things are happening all the time, right? And the game is playing and people are running around or skating around. In football, for example, it is a game where the idea is it's high scoring.

The idea is that there's going to be like back and forth down the field and people are fighting each other. But it's also why there's so many pauses and why there's so much downtime because there's planning. It's like tactical and strategy and you're trying to get as many points as you can. And so when it's low scoring, it's even more upsetting because you sat around for nothing. Like you waited for these dudes to like make a plan and then it failed over

and over and over and over again. And the difference is like in soccer, they're, like, free-balling it. They're trying to come up with a plan as they're playing, and they're making stuff happen, and they have, like, all right, this is our play, but they're trying to, like, get in position. That kind of thing. And so there's the back and forth up and down the field. And football's kind of like, all right, one yard, five yards, 12 yards,

minus three yards, right? The thing with football, too too is it's kind of like you go to your huddle you do everything like they call a play they got plays like all right you know let's look at their defense their defense is weak against this so let's run this type of play and then the defense is like what are they trying to do how do we so it's like a back and forth but the the worst part of this game was just they were like just playing badly like they'd be like oh this guy's open and he would just miss the throw or like he'd be like oh and try a shovel pass it would like slip out of his hands and he'd like fall over like it was just the like

series of errors that were just comical and then at the end of the game in overtime the Russell Wilson on the bronco he had a chance to hit a wide open wide receiver he was open and he just never looked at him and he threw the ball to the other side and it was incomplete and everyone was just like, why didn't you see the guy that was wide open? Like all you do is just look. And so everyone was like it was so bad.

Yeah, that's uh Yeah, I always feel like when football's great, it's the best sport in the world. And when it's bad, it is unwatchable. Yeah. And I will say that like... A lot of things too. But like when I watch hockey, for example, the difference between a good game and a bad game is less recognizable to me at least.

Yeah. Where like it could be a bad game, but it still was entertaining. Because it was like, dudes slamming each other into the boards and like, that kind of stuff. It was at least fun to watch. I feel like basketball can be fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the last thing I'm going to say about this,

but I've said it before, this is why I like baseball the least. Baseball, I cannot watch baseball unless it's like playoffs, where i think there might be some stakes yeah other than that is the most boring thing in the world to me yeah because it is like all right coming up to bat uh some guy you've never heard of and he's gonna swing three times at a ball and then go away it's like great cool well the whole point of baseball is it is it's slow like they're trying to speed it up like actively trying to figure out how to speed up the game say no people are like this takes forever

and it's just like here is john smithington he's batting 265 on the season for homers uh 34 rbis and here comes the pitch and low and outside ball one and that's one and oh it is the same intonation as golf yeah or it's just like all right coming up to the putting green is john johnman and then you like go to the color commentator. He's just like, you know, John Johnington, he's batting well, but he is swinging at that low outside slider pretty often, and he's getting fooled. So I think they're going to keep hitting him with that slider, but if they make a mistake and leave one up in the zone,

he might hit that one out of the park. That's right. He might do it. And here's the second pitch, and it is inside for ball two i will say it is and this is absolutely true baseball broadcasts on the radio are like an asmr thing yeah if you have it on the background where you're doing something it will chill you out because of that, like, all right, coming up to bat, number 34. And it's like it's in the same space. Absolutely.

But it doesn't make it entertaining. It just makes it background noise. Yeah, I'll put on Cubs radio because they got Pat Hughes and Ron Coomer. And he's always just like, and here are the Chicago Cubs with their blue trousers and white uniforms with red stripes. And he's just like, I'll tell you what, you know, we used to wear those uniforms in 97. And, you know, the game's changed a lot since then. But, oh, it's a it's a bullet in the left field. Great play. That is a great play.

And great plays are sponsored by this bank. That is so true. That's literally everything now. They're like, oh, what a slam dunk, and that is the Dunkin' Donuts slam dunk of the game. Unreal. Unreal.

An amazing triple play Brought to you by Arby's That is absolutely true And I will say I'm convinced now Next time someone says I hate ASMR

I'm going to be like Do you listen to sports on the radio? Because that is ASMR I've never been more convinced of it in my life. It really is, yeah. Oh, that's so funny. That's sports. All right.

What is our fact of the day? Fact of the day. Day. Day. Day. Day. All right. here we go. Here's a fact for you. All right, buckle up.

Oh, boy. Yeah, buckled. Buckle up. Here we go. The Bermuda Triangle isn't any more likely to cause a mysterious disappearance than anywhere else. That is actually a fact. Yes, I agree. Completely agree.

Usually I'm like, what do you mean ketchup is made up of tomatoes? This one I'm like, yeah, no, that's a fact. Yeah. The area in the North Atlantic Sea is also called the Devil's Triangle because it's an area of the ocean that stretches between the tip of Florida, Bermuda, and Puerto Rico. It is thought to seemingly swallow up ships and aircrafts. Explorers as far back as Christopher Columbus reported odd occurrences like fireballs in the sky that turned out to be a meteor crashing.

But historian, scientist, and the U.Ss coast guard have proven that vessels are no more likely to disappear in the bermuda triangle than they are anywhere else in the ocean many prior disappearances have been demystified as remains of numerous wrecks were discovered or explained by weather patterns in the area at the time yeah that is uh as a person who does a podcast about the paranormal this is one of my my favorite topics because even what's crazy is when we did our story about the Bermuda Triangle, one of the people that we

got information from who lives in the area, he was like, I am from where the Bermuda Triangle is, and we don't even talk about it. It is like some nonsense y'all Americans made up. And I think that's one of the funniest things in the it. It is like some nonsense y'all Americans made up. And I think that's one of the funniest things in the world.

It's like, yeah. When I was a kid, Bermuda Triangle was so mysterious and weird. But I guess when you live in the area as a kid, no one tells you that because it's not a real thing. Yeah. That checks out. So there you go. It certainly does. Bermuda Triangle, dumb and fake. There you go.

All right. What is our big news story of the day? So all the news sucks this week, but I found something that relates to what we've already been talking about. Uh-oh. And motorcycles going by. That guy was like, oh, it relates to it. I'm outta here. I mean, I don't blame him. McDonald's!

McDonald's beloved Halloween Boo Buckets will be back this month. Whoa! Yo, I remember the boo buckets. Yep, boo buckets are coming back. Want some nostalgia with your cheeseburger? After rumors the McDonald's Halloween pails would come back,

the fast food chain officially announced their return on Thursday. They'll be available at participating McDonald's locations starting October 18th i feel so bad for the they're already complaining about like you know people gonna be like boo buckets give me my bucket i want we'd have like the cox and crendor mcboo bucket where we it's like all right you buy all three and then you put the contents of all three in one bucket just dump like five different things into a bucket now this is called the landfill yep um on thursday the fast food chains twitter posted a gif of three buckets pumpkin orange slime green and ghostly white

with the words halloween happy meal in a spooky font and a 1018 uh back in 1986 they started offering its happy meal kids meal in cute little halloween themed buckets which can double as a kids trick-or-treat pail if they're not out for maximum candy, that is. Happy meals usually come in cardboard boxes shaped like houses, so buckets are a spooktacular treat. And then they have a link to the old 1986 buckets, which I think McGoblin is my favorite. Man. Yeah, let's see.

And then 1990, they also had some. I don't remember the 86 one because I was too young, but I definitely remember the 91 for sure. Oh, yeah. Like the one from the 90s, the best. How do I describe this? The best way to describe the 1990s one is imagine a ghost who saw some like really crazy shit go down like it's like oh the face looks so weird it's incredible yeah i love it

and it says when did mcdonald stop making? Nightmare nostalgia has a wonderful timeline of history. If you really want to delve into the fast food chain's promotional past, some of the bigger changes involved a switch to vinyl glow-in-the-dark trick-or-treat bags called McBoo Bags. McBoo Bags? McBoo Bags. In 92, the buckets were redesigned to include cookie cutters that popped off the top that had to be a high watermark for McDonald's Halloween bucket creativity.

Hope somebody got a raise that year. After that, the pails kept getting tweaked and finally vanished in 2016. Really? They kept making them? Yeah, I didn't know they were out. I haven't seen them since the 90s. I don't know where. Probably the Midwest.

Let's be real. 2016 Boo Bucket. Have they got any up here? I don't think they're real. Oh, Boo Bucket. I don't know. I don't see any. I don't know. Oh, wait.

Here they are. This is 2016 right here. Uh, I mean, they, they look fine, I guess. Yeah. They're not nearly as cool looking as the older ones, but, like, it's alright. Yeah, yeah. Um, but the new ones the new oh wait they had the great pumpkin Charlie Brown boo buckets with like Snoopy and stuff

on them I see those yeah I don't like those but I see them and then here are the new ones for this year. Yeah, they're all right. I kind of miss the one that this is the one that I miss. This one right here. This is the one I keep talking about. It looks so funny, these guys. This is the bucket I would like. The one that has the face that's like, ooh!

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. They're like, alright. I don't know why we can't go back to that, but whatever. Yeah, they got like a goofy ghost, and like a smiling witch, and then like an evil pumpkin man. And that's the three. It's like, whatever.

Yeah. Either way. I do like that they're bringing them back, though. You know what? I know it's just milking nostalgia but I literally don't care. I'm here for it That's the age we live in. It's all about nostalgia milking Yeah and here's the thing

When they try to give me new stuff like multi-eyed grimace I'm like that's trash I don't like it. But when I see a boo bucket I'm like yes! They're doing it! That's true. They know They know They're like alright listen

nobody over like 30 is gonna want these things so let's give them the old boo buckets and then everyone's like suddenly I wanted a boo bucket didn't know I wanted it now I want it so yeah that's the news

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