Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 372 - Is Jesse a Milf?

Episode Date: January 30, 2023

The boys are back and this time Crendor is worn out from doing Warhammer power points. If you're asking why, so is Jesse. Then somehow the boys end up talking reality TV which then turns into taking a quiz to find out how much of MILF you are. Then a bear puts on pants, a Swedish town has way too many pizza places and oh so much more - on this brand new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://​​ButcherBox.com/COX and use code COX to get $20 off.

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Recorded. Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Cox and Grendel in the morning. Yeah, woo. Yeah, woo. The old, I'm excited but very tired i've been there before i'm not even that tired i'm just kind of like you know i don't i haven't gone to the gym yet today it's usually where i get a lot of my energy are you logi is that the word for it where you you're like, oh dear. I don't think so. I've been writing these PowerPoint battle report

things. What did you just say? Alright, so for my Warhammer stuff, right? New battle tomes came out for the Gloomspite Gitz and the Beastmen. Well, of course it did yeah i mean i knew that

it's a bunch of new rules new war scrolls for units and stuff so the they used to send you the old book early but people would leak that and they got mad as i would if i was them uh and so now they send you like a pdf file with your name plastered all over it and they're just like leak that shit kids so uh it works nobody leaked it uh but now i can't like show off the the book early so i have to like create these powerpoint presentations which some people on you know that are warhammer youtubers they do like crazy stuff. They go all out. They're just like, here's my crazy.

And I'm just like doing it in paint. So I just go in and I don't even do it for everyone. I do it for the things I care about. But the Gits and the Beastmen, I care about. And so I've just been going through being like, all right, here's what changed with the Gabapalooza. Here's what changed with Scraggrot. Right?

That's what I do. And then I write it all in paint, and then I do a little paint drawing. And they all go up on my Warhammer YouTube channel. Okay, alright. I was waiting to see where this was leading, because I was like, and then why are you doing this? Because you're making a video. Gotcha. Okay, we're fine.

I just thought you were a crazy person for a minute. I didn't know what. I was like, wait, and why are you making it? I didn't know what you were doing it for. Yeah, no, this is all for a video. Gotcha. Okay, that checks out. So that's why I've been doing that for the last hour.

So now I'm just kind of like, yeah. Understood. Yeah, I was a little worried. I was like, why, why though what are you doing i mean i guess yeah i guess you can do things for fun it's a hobby it's like whatever but i was a little concerned i don't know why specifically you i don't know why that concerned me you're like i was in powerpoint and i started doing i'm. I'm like, uh... Okay. But my PowerPoints are just Microsoft Paint files with text and

paint drawings. And I put in the OBS and then I cycle through it like a PowerPoint. Sure. Again, I thought you were just making this for yourself so you knew all the rules. That's how it sounded at the beginning. I was like, why are you going through all this trouble? No, I've already learned all those rules from studying these books for the last three weeks. Right. Well, as you should, I was like, why are you going through all this trouble? No, I've already learned all those rules from studying these books for the last, like, three weeks.

Right. Well, as you should, I'm sure. I mean, I got to give the people a good review. You know? Yeah. And I've been waiting for these books for, like, four years. So when I got into the Warhammer hobby, everyone was like, oh, the Gits and the Beastmen, they're going to get a new book, you know, probably in a year or two. Four years.

But finally, I can play my armies and they won't be terrible. There's a, some guy posted like a lizard man. One of those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I saw that online and was laughing because no one was talking about it.

Everyone was talking about that on his throne. There's like a little tiny purple frog and people were losing their minds. They're like, I love that frog. To be fair, that frog is fantastic. Amazing frog. No one noticed the little red lizard though, which I thought was better. But whatever. Well, yeah, they're

doing an entire Lizardmen Seraphon refresh. So these are like there's like new Source Warriors, a new Slan, and then some new Raptor Skink Riders. And then there's like, they said they're not even half done. Which means, probably new Sorus Knights, probably new Astralis Bear, probably new Kroxigors, probably new Salamander Razor Duns.

Your poor office. Where are you going to put all this stuff? In a bin. But the cool stuff, I show off on my bookshelf thing. So, that's true. You have some cool stuff. I'll cycle through. Some stuff can leave the bookshelf, and that's that.

They go into the bin. Oh, man. I love that. They go in the bin. Like an actual bin, not like the British bin, where it's like, oh, it's the trash. It's the bin. Right?

No, it's like an actual. So I'm excited because I've wanted new Lizardmen models for a while because half the models are not even plastic. That's why they're doing this, because half the models aren't even plastic. And people are like, why don't we build plastic? Because I swear, building fine cast resin stuff, you can't use plastic glue, you've got to use super glue. You've got to scrub it down with a toothbrush.

Remember, that's how you had to do your Slambo or whatever the shit his name was. Ah, old Slambo. I still have him. Yeah, you couldn't use plastic glue, it's not easy to cut out, everything's kind of wonky. And the models are just from like 2008 or some shit. And people love Lizardmen. So they're like, why wouldn't we remake all these models? So it's great. I'm excited. I just feel like it's so much easier to just play Total War Warhammer 3 than own all these figures.

You know what I mean? Well, it's not just about, like, it's easier. It's about, it's fun. I mean, it is for me. Well, yeah, but I enjoy the entire, I enjoy all of the hobby parts of it. Like, I enjoy building it. I enjoy painting. It's, like, meditative.

And then I have a bunch of friends I play games with, so it's like a social activity. Right? So, you know, it's the wombo combo. I understand. Yeah, no, I get it. You have hobbies, and I don't. We've talked about this many times. You have, you know, down times and quiet moments,

and my day from start to finish is one chaotic scream into the void. Yeah, no. But at the same time, I've turned my hobby into a partial YouTube work thing. Oh, there's your problem. Well, it's only a partial problem, because it means that I can also write off Warhammer things on taxes.

And you get stuff sent to you, which is pretty good. And I get stuff sent to me for free, which is also true. Yeah, that's not bad. That's not bad for a part-time hobby video channel. Yeah. So, you know, it's fun. I'm happy I got into it. I'm happy I got into it.

I'm loving it. And I want more people to get into it. But everybody's like you. They're like, I got to play video games. Losers, dude. I don't think that's loser speak. Losers. That is a call out if I've ever heard one.

Listen, I'm just saying, I used to be a gamer. All right? Still am, some might say. But not as crazy. I used to just play video games all day, but now I can't do that. I like mixing it up. Play some games. Paint some Warhammer.

Play some Warhammer. Listen, when I'm playing Warhammer, I'm not sitting down. I'm standing up, moving stuff, walking around, using my brain. Right? Real life, I'm interacting with real people, not actors. I think. Yeah, no, sure. It's fun. You don't sit in a chair.

I think what I've grown to despise is just constantly sitting. Because it feels unhealthy. Physically, emotionally, everything. I just like moving know moving around even when i'm painting like you're sitting but like you don't have to say you can stand up move around whenever like if you're in a game like if you're playing league you can't stand up during that you're like i gotta play for however long i mean you're right but you also can get a standing desk and just play on that i mean even then you don't want to stand too much. You've got to alternate. And then most people, I mean, how many

people after like a week just stop using it? We're not talking about most. We're talking about the world famous Cren de la Cren. Yeah. We're not talking about most people. We're talking about you. Why don't you do these things?

Well, I mean, I could also use with standing desk for paint plus the problem is yeah it's most of the time i don't want to stream or do anything that long anywhere i gotta like keep swapping back and forth like oh man i've been streaming five hours like then my neck's probably hurting like something's gonna start hurting. 100%. So basically, you operate in a world of potential catastrophe. And at the same time, you don't want to be sedentary? Is that the word I'm looking for? Yeah, sedentary.

You don't want to be that. But you also don't want to do too much So the place You operate in is kind of like If I stand up And wobble around a little bit And then kind of lean on some stuff And then maybe lay down a little bit

And then like a kneel maybe And then if I do like a little sit But then I stand back up You're always moving is what you're saying But not in a way that is life-threatening. Correct. No life-threatening movements. Right, you don't want that.

You just, you know, always be moving. That's kind of the motto. You know, if you're painting for, if you're painting Warhammer, paint like 40 minutes, then, you know, get up, do something else. If you're playing video games, play for a bit, get up, do something else. else or like that's when you do your standing desk then you do a timer do you have something in your life that that that makes it so you know to stop like a

great example is be it and this is this is a new experience for me because usually you know me i'm like johnny two hour stream i'm not really a big streamer but you say that the last like four times i've seen you stream it's been like 15 hours that's what i'm getting to that's not who i am but you know two weeks ago or i guess last week when i got my final fantasy 14 house uh i did like i i was in the moment and i over, and a person in chat's like, are you still going? And I looked down, and it said nine hours. I was like, what?

Dude, it felt like minutes. I was caught up. And the same thing with Dead Space this past week. I've been playing the last two nights, and each night I look down, and it's like six hours has gone by. And I have to stop myself. Like last night I was like, no, I can't keep going. I can't believe I went that long.

And I'm just in the moment so much that it doesn't even track with me. And I guess maybe that says the state of the things I'm enjoying. And it felt like time was flying by. And maybe there's other things when I do it I don't enjoy it as much, which is why I notice. Oh, been two hours. Alright, that's enough. I'm out. Right? I don't know, but I feel

like there's gotta be maybe there's like a little timer or something I need in my life that's like, it's been 25 minutes. You better go stand up or something, Jesse. Like, I don't know. I think you do need a timer usually that's what i did at the start and then it just kind of becomes subconscious after a while just feeling the need to you know stand up move around i guess i could use my phone but i feel

like i need something more physical like uh like one of those little apple cooking timers yeah then we spin it i feel like any one of those maybe. Yeah, you definitely need one of those. That would be, that's top tier. That thing's going to wake you up. I wonder if kitchen timer, I wonder what kind of fun visuals they have. You know what? Yeah, they probably got some wonky ones. Yeah, like the wonkier the better.

I don't want one that just, like the apple's cute. It's an international one. I get it. But like, is there one that just, like, the Apple's cute. It's an international one. I get it. But, like, is there one, like, what is this one? Fantasy Guardian Purple Dragon, $21 on Amazon. There you go. Yeah. Now that's what I need.

Now you're talking. Yeah, this one looks like, oh, these are hourglasses. Why, oh, hourglasses. What? Oh, hourglasses. That would be, nah, being the guy who has hourglasses, everyone would be like, oh, that's hourglass Jesse. That's him, hourglass Jesse. Some say his hourglass runs out. The world ends.

That's why he's always turning it. You never let it completely run turning it book movie thing some guy always has to manage something otherwise something crazy happens I mean that's literally the plot of Lost oh I never saw Lost yeah no I can tell yeah the season 2 arc

actually season 2 and 3 arc of Lost is that a dude presses the same series of buttons over and over and over again. It is like his job to press these buttons. And if he doesn't press them, the world ends. Huh. And it's one of those like, is that true? Or is that Yeah like he's trapped down here And he's forced to do this thing And then it becomes that kind of plot

What does that mean It's fascinating I love that kind of stuff It was super addictive when I was watching it You know In college or whenever the hell that was. But it was great, yeah. Yeah, that's pretty neat. I'd probably get the mouse or the rooster or the cow.

I'd get one of the animals. There's a rooster or a cow. There's a strawberry. There's one called Hoot. Hoot? Hoot. There's one that looks like a lemon. Oh, yeah, there's a little cat.

This one's the Red Dollar Mechanical Cat Kitchen Timer. Boy, I gave that a plug. A very specific plug. Whoa, Red Dollar 60-Minute Wind-Up 360 Rotating Cute Easter Kitchen Timer. Nice. Oh, my God. Speaking of old television. Okay here we go we're we were watching uh we're going through our like apple tv stuff and there's like stuff i bought years ago

and i was like what did i buy i bought like survivor man uh i bought some other stuff and then i found season one of storage wars yes and so that's the good stuff oh yeah we started watching storage wars and i forgot how insane that show is because first off we have like we even have like a cox and crendor animated of the storage ward uh thing but it's like it's old it's like eight nine years ago uh but like for example okay in an episode they they go into this storage locker i don't remember who gets it and one of them's trying to look through the boxes and they're like oh there's like nothing in here right and they're like ah it's some you know trash there's like shoe boxes there's like a magnifying glass he like opens one and he's like there's a bunch of porn in here

and then all of a sudden they find a 950 watch and i i was like okay who is going to buy a storage locker, throw all their shit into it, throw porn in there, and then be like, I can probably leave my $1,000 watch in here. You know what I mean? I mean, you'd be surprised what ends up in storage. Everything from $1,000 watches to, as we see on the show, because I remember that episode, it's just trash. Like one guy just finds trash bags filled with trash. And you're like, why did someone keep this? I imagine it's the exact same reason why you would put a watch in there.

You know what I mean? I guess people got their reasons. Yeah. Although that one guy, Dave, the one that's like, yep. Yep. I think he said everything was fake, but then he went back on the show, apparently after all that. Well, that's because the money was real. Yeah.

I think, but it was like, you know, it's reality television. There's always going to be some fakeness to it. They're always going to. It's the same thing that one show where the guys are like digging for treasure on that island. And every episode they find something like that would never happen. Yeah. No, not at all. Like they would have gotten that treasure by now.

They're like, oh, we found another hint of where the treasure may be. It's like, bro, if there was that much stuff lying around, you would have found the treasure by now. Yeah. One day we'll find this treasure, though. One day. know yeah one day we'll find this treasure though one day but until then this 15th century doubloon will have to do it's like how'd that get there once our raiders drop below a certain threshold we'll find that treasure 100 yeah but yeah it's uh you know like some i think one of the things I read was they find a bunch of storage lockers and the producers would find certain things that they felt were better in other storage lockers. So they might be like, oh man, this storage locker had this watch, but wouldn't it be fun if we threw it into that storage locker with the porn and the magnifying glass so like that type of thing so they're not really like buying stuff to add in

but they are finding stuff in different lockers that they like move around that's uh i mean that's just the thing of like they try to make everything into like a crazy dramatic what's gonna get ratings what's gonna get views it's the same as youtube or twitch or literally anything i mean you go watch live streamers and youtube they're like dude today i'm gonna give this random person eight million dollars and then they're like wow so crazy but then they're like how many views is gonna get right you know they're thinking that like they're always thinking that yeah because it's it's it's a brand thing it's gonna get right you know they're thinking that yeah like they're always thinking that yeah because it's it's it's a brand thing it's about you know it's like mr beast

all over the internet today everyone's like he made a thousand blind people see yeah like okay i mean great yeah that brings up a lot of questions i have great yeah that brings up a lot of questions i have but especially considering the trailer for the video a doctor's like oh yeah we have the technology to fix that right now yeah i'm like wait so we have the technology to cure most of the blindness but y'all aren't doing it you're so mr beast is doing it like all seems... I shouldn't get outraged watching this video. It's clear he's trying to do a good thing, mostly for publicity and money, but also, like, I shouldn't feel angry when I watch this. It's like, wait, it took Mr. Beast to help?

So I think the thing says there's like 200 million people that have this blindness that they can cure or something like that and he's like i helped a thousand like why aren't we helping the entire time i was like i shouldn't be angry watching this but i am yeah it's uh it's all it's a little crazy it's a little wacky wild nothing is as wacky wild my friend right as my new favorite TV show, which I think I need you to watch. Okay. MILF Manor. Oh, yeah, that thing.

Dude, MILF Manor only gets better. Only gets better. Those who don't know what this show is. It's on TLC, right? It is, which makes it the learning channel, right? The old learning channel, yep. From great shows such as Hoarders and Dr. Pimple Popper. Here's the premise, and it's just, I can't.

I think, like, several, I don't know how many. We'll say six to seven. I can't remember how many there are. You know what? Like, incredibly fit, but also plastic surgery women in their 40s and 50s. And they're in Mexico. And it's all,

I've left my husband and I'm looking to get out there. Or I only date younger men because they're fiery and they know how to please me. Like that kind of stuff. Right. And these women have gone to Mexico to find the young lover of their dreams.

And it includes people that are, you know, like event planners and former video vixens. Right. And, you know, real estate wellness people. Right. And a lot of them are from Orange County, which makes it even funnier. Yeah. of them are from Orange County, which is, it makes it even funnier. Yep. And the twist of course, is that when they get there and they get ready to meet their,

their lover boys, all of the men are the sons of the women there. Yep. So every, every woman, her son is one of the people that is dateable on this resort. I kept thinking about how weird it was from the mom's point of view, but I never realized from the guys. One guy literally goes, this could be a weird experience getting close to these guys and going on dates with their mothers. I was like, oh, no.

So it's even worse because now the guys are friends, but they're also like, I'm going to bang your mom, bro. Which is just, they're so, it's, imagine Are You The One, but cranked up to 12. Yeah, this does sound cursed. I got to see this. Every episode is so cursed, dude. One challenge was the women had to, like to feel the torsos of the men. It's so cringe-inducing. It's terrifying.

Yeah, that is pretty weird. All the guys make comments to each other about their moms. Like, one dude. One woman's very well endowed, and the guy keeps making comments like, man, you must have enjoyed sucking on those as a baby. And it's like, bro, no. No.

Oh, God. This is... One woman woman I have notes One woman said Sorry ladies I might be sleeping with your son Like that's what she just said To all the women There is a There was a thing in the second episode

Where they had to Read anonymously written out secrets, and you had to guess which belonged to their mother or child. Oh, Jesus. And all the secrets were like, I've had a seven woman

orgy, or I got pink eye from eating a, you know just it's dude I can't even believe this is a show I just this is where we've reached

in society this this along with that show that exists now where they just slap each other have you seen that what slap there's a show I don't know what it's called it might be just called slap fight but it's a show where two show that exists now where they just slap each other? Have you seen that? What? Slap? I don't know what it's called. It might be just called Slap Fight. But it's a show where two beefy dudes or dudettes stand in front of each other

in front of a camera and then slap the shit out of each other. Huh. We are in idiocracy. We have reached that point. That's because TV now has to compete with YouTube and live streaming and everything. They're just like, what do we do? We can't keep up.

Exactly. It is lowest common denominator, lowest hanging fruit garbage. And the only way people will tune in is for shock. And I'm going to let you know, it got me. I'm watching North America. It is the most. is for shock, and I'm going to let you know, it got me. I'm watching O'Farrick because it is the most shock. It is genuinely 90% cringe-inducing, 10% you're like,

I can't believe they're doing this. I can't believe this is happening. This has to be fake. This has to – it is madness. I need you to watch. I need a full report next week. All right, yeah, I need to watch. How many episodes are there?

Two, maybe three now. I have it DVR'd, so I'll watch it in my free time. Fantastic. Well, I've got something I found on the website. It says a quiz. You want to take this quiz called, Are You a MILF? What website is this? TLC that learning channel shut up

yes I'm going there right now there we go do younger people often flirt with you no yes and I love it. All right. Next. When you're out and about with a young woman, your daughter, niece, etc., do strangers ever refer to you as her sister? Not very often, no. No, I've never been called someone's sister. Describe your style.

I dress to impress and hop on the latest trends. I dress for comfort first and fashion second. Classic, chic, and timeless. That's me. Classic, chic, timeless. Hell yes. Uncomfort, sweatpants. Would you call yourself a cougar?

Definitely not. I wear my cougar badge proudly or sort of. I'm open to dating younger. I wear my cougar badge proudly. I'm not. I don't think you're going to be a MILF man. I don't think I'm going to be a MILF dude. What do you cherish the most about motherhood?

Nurturing them and making sure they feel secure. Being there to support them and watch them grow. Hanging out with my kids and being their best friend. God, that is... That one should come with a red flag. That is straight up the like, hey, you know what? My kids want a drink when they're 15. I give

them a couple drinks. That is a red flag. I'm their bro, you know? I'm going to say nurturing them and making sure they feel secure. Yeah, I'd say either that or supporting them and watching them grow are pretty good. I feel like that's both the same thing, just written different ways.

It's like, is it the one thing that you should be doing, the other thing you should be doing, or just having a friend hang out? Yeah, or just your child's your best friend. That's not problematic. There's no way that's problematic. What's your biggest strength? Your kindness, your charm, or your confidence? Oh, my charm.

So charming. Just the charmiest. You? What about none of the... No, yours is confidence. You have confidence. That's true. Yeah.

Yeah. Which ice cream flavor describes you the best coffee strong energetic grounded birthday cake batter lively bold full of surprises or chocolate chip sweet well-liked and traditional birthday cake batter baby uh i mean i here's the thing. Like, coffee, you know, I work out. I've got some strength. I don't have a lot of energy. But I guess I'm grounded.

But, like, chocolate chip, sweet? I don't know. Well-liked? Traditional, I think, doesn't describe you, though. Yeah, I'm not really traditional. I think I could be. I could be chocolate coffee chip. I'd be could be. I could be chocolate coffee chip. I'd be coffee chip.

You are a little coffee chip. You're this show's little coffee chip. I'm going to just go coffee because it's coffee. Okay. See your results. See your results. Here we go. I'll do mine first since I take it.

I'm the least MILF. MILF meter. Not about that MILF life. You sparkle and shine in your own way, but that MILF life just isn't your thing. Although you didn't get a perfect score on the MILF meter, there's no doubt you're a 10 out of 10 in our book. Cool.

100% MILF. Cool. 100% MILF. Hello, Ultimate MILF! You radiate MILF energy and check all the boxes without a second thought. So go out there and wear that title loud and proud. Ultimate MILF, Jesse Cox. That's right.

That is you. Ultimate MILF. 100%. I thought for sure some of those were like, I'd raise my child correctly. Like, no, no, no. You're still a MILF. Okay. You're just, you know, you raise your child correctly, but you're still 100% ultimate MILF. Yeah, my kid wouldn't show up on a reality show.

Yeah, no doubt. But like, you know know i'm still hunting down young studs their friends their friends would still be like dude that's 100 ultimate milk right there no doubt 100 100 seems very high that is very high. I love that it just goes, hello, ultimate milf. That's what it says. So, yeah, that was a quiz. I don't know where to go from here. Well, good thing I do.

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All right, Crandor. Let's go to Travis. Travis, how's it going? How's that traffic out there? Oh, boy, traffic is crazy I'm going to use this segment to talk about a comment someone made on the YouTube channel They said, can we get an episode

where the guys take a tour of the MeUndies factory so Jesse can finally learn what the hell micromodal fabric is Back to you Great question. We should, in theory, be able to do that. Well, here's the thing.

If you ever come to L.A., I know that in the Century City Mall, there is a MeUndies actual physical shop. Oh, interesting. I didn't know they had those. I feel like if we went there, we could interview the people and be like, so what exactly is this made out of? And they're going to say micromodal, the people and be like, so what exactly is this made out of? And they're going to say micro modality. And I'll be like, and what exactly is that?

And when they give me a blank look and I give them a blank look and we all wonder what the hell this magic fabric is. And then they say, listen, man, I just work at this store. I don't really know anything. Should I get my manager? Please. The manager's like, you don't want to ask these questions. Oh, okay. So that's the traffic.

Okay, let's go to weather. Weather. We have a weather request for Godeborg, Sweden. Godeborg? Godeborg. How do I spell that? Go-G-O-T-E, but with the little umla city of the country. We're known for bad jokes and fish.

We even got a place called Fish Church. No worshiping going on, only fishy business. Are you sure that's what it's called? Goaty Borg? It says Goaty Berg. So the pronunciation G-O-T-E-B-O-R-G-S. That's what it's spelled. And I guess it's also G-O-T-H-Gothenburg? Gothenburg?

Gothenburg. But according to YouTube, according to Google, the pronunciation in America is goat bog. And in British, it's go to Borg. Go to Borg. Go to Borg. Go to Borg. And then I like the American version Goat bog Yep and goat bog

We need someone to tell us how he actually said that Look I don't want to offend anyone But I would love to live in a place called goat bog Goat bog The goat bog Boggy goat Over in goat bog It it's 42 degrees Fahrenheit. They got rain.

It's raining a decent amount over there. You have a low of 38. Humidity 90%. Pressure 29.31 inches. Visibility 5 miles. Winds at 15 miles an hour. Sunrise at 821 a.m. Setting at 430 p.m.

Dew points 40. UV index index zero and a moon phase of a waxing gibbous check it out 10 day 38 degrees rain and wind low 38 winds west of 20 30 miles an hour chance of rain 100 winds could occasionally gust over 40 miles an hour. Monday, you got mostly sunny with wind, 43. Tuesday, you got 40 with rain and snow and wind. Wednesday, 40 with rain and snow. Thursday, 34, it's sunny. Friday, 41 with light rain. Saturday, 43 with PM showers.

Sunday, partly cloudy, 40 degrees. Monday, 39, partly cloudy. And then Tuesday next week, you get a little rain, snow action at 38 degrees. We screwed up. We did not pronounce it correctly at all. cloudy and then Tuesday next week you get a little rain snow action at 38 degrees. I, we screwed up. We did not pronounce it correctly at all. Oh. What is it? It is pronounced in Swedish.

Yattabori. Yattabori. Yattabori. Yattabori. That's what they're saying. That's how it's pronounced. Yattabori. It's not goat bog at all? BS.

I still like goat bog. Goat bog is better. We need to address the, I don't know, we need to go to Sweden and address the Congress to change it to goat bog. Please change to goat bog. Yeah, we'll go to Stockholm and just be like, all right, we need. Now I'm worried Stockholm is probably like, don't get on me. Oh, no. I'm going to get a letter.

I'm going to get a letter. He's always getting letters. Yeah, so it's not Gothenburg or goat bog. It's get the boy, get the goody, whatever it is. Get the goody. Interesting. Gothenburg or goat bog? Yerty-burry. Yerty-gurdy. Whatever it is. Yerty-gurdy. Interesting. All right.

Good to know, I guess. I'm looking at a mall there. Yeah, is it a good mall? I went to go look at food, but so far all I see is pizza places. No, look at that. Max Burgers. Whoa. This is how I think they imagine

Americans are whoa this is I've never seen fast food look more fake in my life all the images of the fast food they have do not look like real fast food it looks like I don't know what

I don't know what. I don't know what either. Dude, this is, it's almost too clean. Yeah, I agree. That's not what I expect. If you want an American equivalent of what this looks like, it looks like Jack in the Box. But like clean and modern. The food has a very Jack in the Box vibe.

If it's 2.30 in the morning, fine, I'll eat it. But, like, other than that, it looks like whatever. This does look like the Swedish 2.30 a.m. drunk food. Yeah. Oof. Oof. Meanwhile, there's all these other places. Like, what about Pizzeria Orn?

Pizzeria Orn. Like, even this, like, Max Burger, it's, like, it's still kind of, Burger, it's still kind of medium cooked. I don't know if I want to order medium from a fast food place. There's a pizzeria here, and the first image at the pizzeria is Greek food? I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I found the Ikea. There it is.

Nice, nice. Oh, yeah, there's the panda. The bears are eating at the table. I like that. A lot of pizzas. Sweden, is pizza a big thing? There's a lot of pizza places. Wow.

I got to know. Is pizza a big Swedish thing thing I'd be curious to know that too I found all the pizza places too I don't know if these are there's so many pizza places yeah what the shit it's it I feel like it's a thing but maybe the map just has a lot of pizza places I don't know what is pizzeria Gula Villain. Pizzeria Gula Villain is not I guarantee it's not pronounced that way. They all have the

gyro meat too. Yes, that's what I was saying. That's crazy. I just thought it was going to be like one or two of them. I didn't know it was going to be like every one. Dude, so many. Freya Kebab and Pizza. Oh yeah, over there they call it Kebab, not gyro. Gotta get yourself a Donya Kebab and Pizza. Oh, yeah. Over there, they call it the Kebab, not Euro. Gotta get yourself a Donner Kebab, dude.

Donner Kebab. The old Donner Kebab. This literally looks like it's a garage. One of them was a basement. Like, it was a pizzeria, and then you click the image where the pizzeria is. It's the side of an apartment building and stairs and an arrow pointing down. Oh my god. Here, look at this one.

Like look at this. It literally looks like a gas station. It probably is. That is crazy. I don't even know what to do with these pizzas. That's crazy. I don't even know what to do with these pizzas. This one pizza is like, I think it's supposed to be a Greek pizza. Because it has tzatziki on it, I think.

And then one lone pepper across the top. A lone pepper. There's a photo of a guy going into the kebab and pizza place. This dude looks like the guy who would go into the kebab and pizza place This dude looks like The guy who would go into a kebab and pizza place He looks so high He's holding the door Like he's about to fly away

Some of these pizzas are tripping me out We need to come together as a world And decide what a pizza topping is or isn't Cause some of these pizzas Like This one pizza has five whole olives on it. They aren't cut up. Just whole ass olives. Interesting. Okay.

This one pizza is literally a salad. But again, the peppers, completely whole. Right. Like, stem and all. Like, just, what are we doing? You can't cut those up and throw those on there. You gotta, okay, sure. Yeah, well, explain your love of pizza, Sweden.

Yeah, so many pizzas. I'm still, I scroll down south, like, maybe there's less as you get towards the edge of the city. No. Pizza everywhere. This is crazy. This really is the most I've seen pizza places. Pizzeria Verona right next to Domino's Pizza. Right next to Smikletoket's Pizza.

Right next to Ternet's Pizza. Right next to Sun and Garden's Pizza. Right next to Brilliant with a J Pizza. They're all within a mile of each other. Come on. This is crazy. This is insane. You go down the road a little bit.

Pizza Stugan. Caesar Pizzeria. Maybe it's just a city. Maybe this is the pizza capital of Sweden. Yeah, maybe. Who knows? We need to know tell us let us know and say that's your weather pizza report all right let's go to sports sports over at the sports desk we've got sports news the philadelphia eagles destroy the 49ers 31-7.

Woo! And they will be playing in the Super Bowl. And they'll be taking on either the Bengals or the Chiefs, who haven't played yet as of this recording, but I'm hoping it's Bengals. Eagles-Bengals is the Super Bowl I've wanted. So I'm hoping that's what it is.

Also in basketball, we've got the celtics 76ers bucks nets calves and heat in the top six then we got the knicks hawks pacers wizards uh in the top or the play-in tournament with the bulls also tied with the wizards then we got in the western conference nuggets grizzlies kings clippers Timberwolves, and then the Warriors, Mavericks, Suns, and Jazz in the play-in games. But we still have play more games to go. In hockey, we got the Bruins atop the Eastern Atlantic. We got the Hurricanes atop the Metropolitan with the Devils right behind. We got the Western Conference Central Dallas Stars in first.

And the Kraken in the Pacific are in first place, one point ahead of the Knights and the Kings. There go the Kraken. Let me just say, for the record, when it comes to hockey, the cooler the name, the better you'll do. It's just a fact. They made themselves the Kraken, and you didn't think they were going to start being amazing?

Come on. Yeah. Look at that. Look at last place. Canadians. Blue Jackets. You know. Are they really going to beat a Kraken? Probably not, but the Hurricane? Hurricane can

beat a Kraken. That'll spin it around. Yeah, that'll spin it around. I don't know what a Bruin is. Uh, you know, someone who gets killed by a Kraken. That checks out. Yeah. How about sports? Okay.

What is our fact of the day? Fact of the day. Mount Everest is not the tallest mountain in our solar system. I mean, okay, yeah. It took me a minute because you said solar system. It definitely is on the planet. But in the solar system? Yeah.

Yeah, I can believe it. I bet there's like a Mars mountain mountain that's taller oh my god you got it it is a mars mountain the title goes to olympic mons which is said to be three times as big as mount everest on the planet mars interesting i wonder how quickly we could ruin that for everyone. Because every time I see photos of Mount Everest, I'm blown away by how disgusting it looks. Oh, yeah, with people leaving stuff behind. People leave their trash everywhere. Like one dude was like, oh, yeah, we walked past a dead body today. Like, what?

Yeah, there's trash. today. Like what? You know. At the top, the peak is littered with flags now. And people leaving their mark up there. Yeah, apparently it's a mess. I guess to get to the very, very top, there's a line now. So basically you get to a base camp near the top.

And then the next morning, you line up to go to the top. Huh. Huh. Yeah. Apparently, there's so many people that it's kind of touristy as hell now. Oh, my God. I got to throw this one in. Lemurs were once the size of gorillas.

Lemurs were a common sight before in Madagascar and used the land as its stomping grounds the species of giant lemur is now sadly extinct giant lemurs this is interesting so i just typed in because the question i had when you said giant lemurs wasn't, oh boy, giant lemurs. There were big animals of all sorts of sizes, right? Right. The question I have is, why'd they get smaller? Yeah, I don't know. And it says why some animals are shrinking.

And they're talking about A growing body is evidence That suggests the Byproduct of global warming As average temperatures rise Smaller bodies make it easier For warm blooded animals to stay cool Right so When it was you know the Jurassic Park era

Right 65 million years ago Mammals were little tiny Critters And then The Dinosaurs Cold blooded things were huge And then as

The roles reversed and became very very cold And we had the ice age Mammals grew and became huge And if you were Cold blooded you were a little tiny baby boy And Now we're kind of like Ice age ended huge and if you were cold blooded you were a little tiny baby boy and now we're kind of like with ice age ended and now we're

coming out of that and so we have you know most lizards and you know creepy crawly things that are scales in nature scaly they're smaller while you have giant mammals oh that's actually really interesting.

Yeah. It's all because of warming temperatures and metabolism and how, you know, for cold-blooded animals, warming temperatures speed up metabolism, stunt their growth. Interesting. Yeah, that's... Personally, I wish we still had giant lemurs,

but, you know, you gotta survive. Gotta survive. This is fascinating. Fascinating. Huh. Look at that. Look at that. Now we know.

Now we know. That's your fact of the day. All right. What is our big your fact of the day. All right. What is our big news story of the day? Big news story of the day. Day, day, day, day, day. This one is fitting. It's a weird one.

But here we go. A&W announces polarizing bear mascot will now wear pants. What? What? A fast food chain's joking tweet about its mascot's clothing choice apparently caught Fox Business with its pants down. On Tuesday, A&W Restaurants announced on Twitter that Rudy the Great Root Beer would start wearing trousers.

The post appeared to be a jesting reference to a recent decision by Chocolate Brand M&M's, which put in its spokes-candies on indefinite pause after conservative types like Tucker Carlson griped that the green M&M was now wearing tennis shoes instead of go-go boots. You know what I hate even more is that M&M one kind of got me as well. I was like, no way they did this. And then I was on Reddit, and there are ads now where the M&Ms,

the individual M&Ms are like, no, I no longer work at M&M's the individual M&M's are like now that I no longer work at M&M what should I do with my free time? It's the exact same dumb stupid scam they did with them killing Mr. Peanut. Oh yeah that's right. The A&W tweet read in part America let's talk since 1963

Rudy the Great Root Bear has been our beloved spokes bear. We knew people would notice because he's literally a six-foot-tall bear wearing an orange sweater. It added, but now we get it. Even a mascot's lack of pants can be polarizing. Considering that many corporate characters like Poppin' Fresh, Chester Cheetah, and Geico Gecko have long opted to go pantsless, A&W's social media staffers probably thought most people would recognize the tweet as a gag.

But the joke was on them, because Fox Business assumed the announcement was serious and reported it as yet another sign of woke cancel culture. Well, of course they did. Eventually, A&W felt obligated to clarify that the tweet was a prank

after they published a story about it. As a result, they changed their headline to reflect the jokey nature of the soda company's announcement. Meanwhile, Twitter users mocked the overreaction to the pantsless bear post. So another classic having a goof taken as serious news reporting. Another classic having a goof taken as serious news reporting. I love this quote from these guys talking about it. There's an article where they're like, he's a cartoon.

Who is he polarizing? Great question. Great question. That is a great question. Well, that's your big news story of the day. That was pretty big. That was pretty big news. Yep.

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