Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 374 - The Scorpion King of Podcasts

Episode Date: February 13, 2023

The boys are back and this time recovering from another great movie night. Meanwhile Jesse has tales of the LA roads, while Crendor can't figure out how streamers can just take month long vacations all the time. Then we hear a tale of old naked dudes the suana at Crendor's gym and learn about the tiny tiny mouse that stole our hearts. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://babbel.com/cox for up to 55% off your subscription. Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get PayPal Honey for free.

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It's excitement. It's excitement. It's here. I don't know why that was so funny to me it's excitement excitement it's ready nothing says i'm not excited like repeating it's excitement twice it's excitement here it is excitement it's excitement has arrived uh how's your excitement going oh my excitement is going well um trying to recover from our movie night last night uh yeah and uh i might have made a devil drink that i probably shouldn't have the scorpion king yeah the scorpion my new drink the scorpion king which was I might have made a devil drink that I probably shouldn't have. The Scorpion King, yeah.

My new drink, the Scorpion King, which was Sprite. Tequila. Tequila and then triple sec. That is a Scorpion King drink. It really was. It wasn't bad, but it had a punch that it was unexpected. But it wasn't bad. I think what happened is all the tequila settled to the bottom. So by the time I was at the bottom, like, when we were towards

the end of that movie, it was rough. It was rough. Oh, yeah. Plus, we actually watched The Scorpion King, so. We did. It would be kind of weird if you made a drink called The Scorpion King just for really no reason, as we watched, like, some of the movies. It was in honor of the movie. I mean, you can make it at any time. Yeah. In honor of

The Rock's first big movie, yeah. Yeah. I hadn't seen that movie since it came out in theaters in honor of the rock's first big movie yeah yeah i hadn't seen that movie since it came out in theaters in like 2002 so it was crazy to watch it's a wild film it's really a like snapshot of a time where i guess everyone was like okay here's the deal every person this movie must be gorgeous every person except the Except the guy that's the Rob Schneider Mathis. That guy's still attractive. That's true. He's just like the least attractive of all the attractive people.

That checks out. Which is crazy. But it's like this ancient pre Egyptian Egypt, I guess? And everyone is definitely down to bone except every woman's also trying to steal your weapon.

Every single woman is after your weapons. I don't know why. I don't know why it's a thing, but it's just like... The kids are after your money. Right? The kids are after your money. The women are after your weapons. Yeah, yeah.

That's the moral of this story. Yeah. Oh, and if you have magic powers that let you see the future, if you have sex, you lose those powers, but then gain the power to talk to animals. Yes, that's an important one. That's very important. It lets you decide what you value more, future or

animal talking. It's like one of those images with the button. Wait, with the button? Or it's the red pill, blue pill thing. Ah, yes. That meme. I see. Like, what do you want? The ability to see the future or talk to animals? It's that one. It was overall still solid, fun movie.

You're right. It was a fun movie. You know, it wasn't a great movie. No, by no means. No. It was fun. That's really all you need. It's kind of like this podcast.

It's not great, but it's fun. Are you saying we're the Scorpion King of podcasts? Yes. That is what I'm saying. I'll take it. That means we are on that hot spectrum, and women are trying to steal our weapons, and kids are trying to steal our money.

Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah. But, you know, that was a fun time. Good stuff. And then that was really, we really did like a 45-minute Cox and Crandor episode before that even started. So that was like a cool game. I don't remember what the hell we were talking about, though. I have no clue.

Yeah, no. I don't remember. It was something. It was something that people seemed to enjoy. Because we had like a lot of people watching at one point. I was like, oh, okay. People love the movie nights. Big fans. Big fans

of the old movie nights. It keeps growing. Every time we have more people. It's great. I just love being able to watch dumb old movies or Nick Cage movies. We've run out. There are no more Nick Cage movies on that platform that we can watch. Yeah. Twitch, Amazon. You gotta

reload. Go get some new ones. Come on. For sure. And for the first time in a while, there were a ton of Nick Cage movies on there, and we've seen them all. Yeah. Why is Mom and Dad not? I would love to watch that again with an audience. Oh, yeah. That would be great with an audience. That is a movie right there.

I love that film. That was an audience. Oh, yeah. That would be great with an audience. That is a movie right there. I love that film. That was an experience. I think my favorite Nick Cage movie is Mom and Dad. I think so, too. That movie was just insane. So that was fun. Good old movie night.

Yeah. What about your actual life? My actual life? You know, it's been all right i this past week was crazy because we had just a lot of filming to do uh some stuff that fans love are coming back to the channel and so we just did a lot of that that was pretty much my week and then realizing that uh i had a bunch of other things to do in between the time that, you know, like there's a weird thing that I think it's, you know, like the saying when it rains, it pours like that. Right.

Except like the good version of it. You know how, I don't know if this is a, if this is something most people can relate to, but I feel like it kind of is like, uh, if you get a girlfriend or boyfriend and then suddenly all these other people seem attracted to you, right? You find out like, oh, this other person was into me. And suddenly you now have like all these people that before you were like, I was single for a year and a half. Where were y'all? Right?

And then suddenly they're like, oh, I like him now. I think that thing happens to people sometimes. For me, the case is with like sponsorships or doing a brand deal thing. I will accept one and then be flooded with 12 more. And I'm like, I can't possibly do all this. But for some reason, my brain is like, Jesse, do it. I'm like, okay, yes. And then I'm just swamped and overwhelmed.

It's not a bad thing at all. It just means that all my time is devoted to all these things because I'm trying to hustle and grind out here. And then, you know, it'll be like a month and a half before anyone else contacts me. But when it happens, I'm like... Strike while the iron's hot.

Exactly, yeah. You're like, well, if you're going to do it, I'm going to take it. And so I've been doing a lot of that this past week and a half a half is just a lot of that yeah no i feel that that's especially in the the early months the january february everything's down right you know right you gotta you gotta take advantage that's one of the things that people i don't think understand about we've been in this so long that January, February has always sucked. Always. And I keep seeing people post like Twitch. This is my, this is how much money I made in December.

There's so much money. I mean, January, what's going on? And I want to just hug them and be like life, bro. It happened. It's fine. It'll be fine. This is this way for 10 plus years. Yeah.

I mean, you're a 14 and every time yeah every time the only time it was good was when machinima was paying me a flat rate back in 2011 you're still getting ripped off still getting ripped off but they were paying a flat rate so they were getting slightly screwed over in the bad months which is why they tried to pivot everyone off of those contracts. That and they were illegal. They're in perpetuity. Yeah, I think that most people don't understand that no one's, after the holiday seasons, no one is spending money on ads. And that's how

we make all of our money. They spent it all on the holidays. Yeah, and so during December, it's a good time if you're a streamer or a YouTuber or whatever, you're doing well. But after that, for the first couple months of the year, it's a good time if you're a streamer or a YouTuber or whatever, you're doing well. But after that, for the first couple months of the year, it's like a wasteland. And people get really worried and scared. It's like, well, that's why you save money and put money aside.

You got to be smart with it. You can't just keep traveling the world like we keep seeing people do, which, again, still blows my mind. There's a sizable portion of the streaming community that just travels all the time and i'm like when do you work dude i swear to god there's like some of those people they're like i need another break it's like they took like five breaks in the last like three months and they're like going to hawaii they're eating like five star they're just like another break come back they stream for like a day and they're like oh that wore me out. I'm like, what? A lot of the time I see people who I question how they earn a living because I know what I do. I know what you do. I know what a considerable amount of people in our industry do daily for work and that appear to be doing amazingly, but also not working at all.

I know. I've seen a few streamers. They'll stream like twice a month. And they're like, guys, big stream. And they're just like, this is sponsored by Coca-Cola. I'm like, oh, there it is. Right. That's one of those who, you know, things because that breaks my heart.

Oh, it definitely is. They are definitely part of a big, you know, tree of who, you know? Yeah. And that's, I mean, that's kind of what it is in general. When you look at the streamer, streamer, streamer, whatever the hell the new award show is. Everyone involved with that. Like when you saw last year, everyone's like a friend of someone else and someone was this and someone was dating this person. It's like all high school-y and it's

also because they're young too they all seem to be early 20s i'm just like oh boy plus like nobody else was doing it back when we started it was like a very small group now it's like a billion different people doing it or trying to do it it's's like, I remember we used to on Co-Optional get like 3,000 to 5,000 viewers and it was like number one to three on Twitch. And now you're not even like top 100 at that point. That's true.

You're absolutely right. Yeah, things have changed. So you got more people watching it, more people trying to do it. Everything's just oversaturated. It's crazy out there which is why you need to go to patreon.com slash crendor which i've revamped a bit fantastic check it out wow great please please it is interesting to me to see that the way the landscape has changed makes it very impossible for most people to get even started. Yeah.

And so when people ask me, like, how would you do this? I don't know. We were fortunate enough to start before making money online was even a thing. Yeah. I did YouTube for two years before I did it. But still, honestly, doing YouTube is still the best way to get into it. Because you can, I mean, if you're're on twitch you can stream for a week straight you can stream non-stop like 12 hours a day and have like one to five viewers but on youtube you

could put all that time and effort into making like a really good well thought out video and like doing all this stuff and it'll get more traction because like you can post it in places blogs will post it people share it and like they don't have to know who you are. They aren't like, is this big streamer? Blah, blah. There's like, oh, it's a cool video. And then you grow from that. Like it's, it's a hundred percent easier.

I mean, when I started, it was literally, I like World of Warcraft funny videos and people have stopped making them. So I was like, I think I can make pretty good ones. And so I started doing it and that was literally it and Like nobody else was making them. They're all like, yeah, you know I'm tired of it like the old school super old school Wow people and then I was literally the only one I'd like hit the Top 10 search engine all the time. So I would just be like hey look it's my videos nobody else is making any like that was now it's like every day people flood the

algorithm and search engine with like streamer reacts this thing like there's a billion different things. You're absolutely right. Everything is flooded. There are just so many people and so many channels and everyone has more and more access to the technology that allows you to stream or make videos or whatever. That allows you to stream or make videos or whatever. And YouTube and all the different things, they make it easier for you to do it as well. Like with in-app things on your phone. Yeah.

It's a lot. Which there's also just a lot of different platforms. Like even just like TikTok. Then there's Instagram, whatever they are. The scroll, what are they called instagram stories or instagram reels that's what it is reels yeah stories are another thing that exists there but are not real whatever and then youtube shorts dude i swear to god okay let me rant about youtube shorts go uh i am so tired of seeing YouTube shorts in my subscription feed. It drives me insane.

Because I'm like, oh, let's see what fun videos we got. And then it's like, half the videos are shorts now. And I'm like, listen, I don't care. And I don't even mind people making shorts. Because it's good for the algorithm. It's fun. Like, I do it you know but i try not to overdo it because i want to flood people's feeds but it's like give me the option

to like sort by like regular video or like short or like put the shorts in a different tab or like just just some sort of organizational option for the youtube shorts so i literally made a youtube short that was like get these shorts out of my sub feed. I'm sure that went over well. It actually did. People loved it. In fact, looking at the rate of likes versus dislikes, 98.7%. I did a poll. Here's the thing. The polls on YouTube are good for algorithm, but I like making polls i think they're fun so i did where do you primarily watch youtube right and i did desktop laptop phone tv and tablet uh so phone one as you might imagine of course but what do you think the percentage was phone uh 43 phone that's what i thought it would be it was 61 and that's out of 6.6k votes so that's over half those people more than that on their phones that sounds right it also makes

me upset because everyone's focusing on making like 4k 8k videos and i'm like everyone's watching it on their phone that's pointless yeah plus i thought the desktop be higher because i mean like our audience is all like nerd people from growing up being nerds but i don't think that i think you're amazing audience don't listen to cred dollar i mean what's wrong being a nerd so i figured they'd be more on desktop but i guess you know people are older like they're I mean, what's wrong with being a nerd? Duh. So I figured they'd be more on desktop. But I guess, you know, people are older, like they're working or like you're out. And like, you just, you know, it's easy to just pull up YouTube on your phone now.

No matter where you are. Maybe you're laying in bed, on couch, whatever it might be. And then desktops, 26%. TV was 6%. Laptop, 4%. Tablet, 2%. So that was interesting. I was happy I did that poll. TV was 6%, laptop 4%, tablet 2%. So that was interesting. I was happy I did that poll because I was like,

damn, I didn't know that many people were on their phone. What does that translate to for content creation? What does that mean? It probably means more people are using the YouTube Home thing because it's kind of harder to navigate to your subscription tab I think on the app because it opens you right away to the home feed uh it also probably means thumbnail design is going to be different because when you're looking on a phone it's different from looking on a computer uh so you know there's a few things that go into it in my mind that means

if you're on your phone you don't want to stay on your phone for a long time looking at one thing right right so shorter is better which i guess is why shorts or reels or tiktoks make sense but i'm curious like what does that translate to for video videos you know i mean you still might be watching like longer video it depends on what you're doing i guess like maybe you're sitting in your car eating food you just got and you like put your phone up on your steering wheel while you're parked eating been there just play a video yeah yeah done that so i mean you could be watching longer videos like that uh but oh my god so today i was at the gym before we recorded this and i was like i'm gonna go in the sauna for like five minutes because usually after i work out i go in the sauna you know like loosens up your muscles you're like oh like yeah uh so i went in there was a like 70 year old fully naked man that is every gym that has ever existed yes

yep and then this like probably like 50 year old kind of like, he looks like, like scraggly hair, like long kind of brown, black scraggly hair, goatee. Like he looks like he just went on like a Vegas binge and they're just talking to each other. So I just sat down and I turned off my AirPods.

So I was like, I got to hear this. And he was just like, you know, we just need to stop making everything outside the country we just gotta stop doing and then the other guy's like the problem man is that we're consumers right we consume we are a country of consuming and like you ain't gonna stop that and he's like yeah but what if we just made stuff here we just make it he's like

can't do that because the prices go up you know and like people are gonna complain the prices are too high and he's like yeah yeah yeah they're both i mean like they're both pretty accurate in it would be better if we made more stuff here but also also the prices would increase. But also if I was there, I'd be like, you know, the reason why there's been relative stability in the world and why we aren't blowing each other up all the time is because of trade. So when countries make stuff and ship it here and we make stuff and ship

it there, we have incentive not to go to war with each other because we're all making money. Yeah. I learned that from video games. Yeah. So like that should in theory be, you know, a good reason to be like, okay, well

some things we can make overseas and things like that. My favorite part is like after all that, they pause. Then he goes, I used to drive like an old Toyota Chevrolet Camaro hatchback 73 here it was the guy's like no way and he's like yep that's what i used to drive back you know how much i paid for it eighteen

hundred dollars and he's like no fucking way and he's like yep that's what i paid and i was like all, I've had enough. And then I got out. I'd love to pay $1,800 for a car, even if it was kind of a death trap. Yeah. Still cheap. That's the cheapest death trap, my man. That is.

So great time. I need to keep going in the sauna. I missed that. Then again, every once in a while, you run into that one guy who talks to you. Oh, yeah. I haven't seen that guy. For instance, before COVID. I forgot his name.

It was like Greg or Gary or something. That sounds dark, dude. You know what? I haven't seen him since before COVID. I wonder what happened to him. I genuinely don't know. He said he wanted to go back to California, so maybe he went back there. Maybe.

Maybe. I don't know. He's selling car batteries or some shit um so that was fun yeah i uh i don't have any of that i no one talks to me no one unless they once that i feel like i have a want something face like no one talks to me to be like back in my day and instead they're like you look like you'd like to sign a petition or can i have a dollar mister i mean you do say that you always have like the craziest people like come up to you though but they don't like they don't talk about like i got a car but my people that talk to me are like you see that planes

aren't real like what that's what i'm saying they just for some reason they see you and they're like this guy definitely needs to hear the planes aren't real he has to know nobody else will understand the other day i'm out it's night time i'm driving down the road and i end up at a stoplight and this guy walks up next to my car all all tatted out, knocks on the window. You don't do something like, you just don't do that. In the middle of the street, you just don't do that. Knocks on the window. I look at him and he holds up a sign that says, uh, ex-convict looking for a handout. Whoa, what?

And I was like, no, I don't want to roll down my window. I don't want to judge anyone, bro. But it's like 9 PM. down my window. I don't want to judge anyone, bro. It's like 9pm. I'm not going to roll down my window because you've got a sign. I don't think I'd roll down my window for

anybody at that point. If it was a Girl Scout and it's 9pm and she's like, hello, do you want cookies? I'm like, hell no, demon. Yeah, no, 9 p.m., they should be in bed. Right? They're selling cookies.

That's up to something. Again, this is that crazy intersection where, like, there's a bar. That's what I was going to ask. Was it the crazy intersection? It always is. Always. Again, let me just stress for the record this is the intersection where for a time there was a giant billboard of famed internet streamer ninja just like posing and there was an

ad it was like an ad for his clothing line this is how crazy this intersection is there's a restaurant that has changed hands five times the last five years. Every year it's a different restaurant. This year it is a African food place. And I would tell you more. I'd be more specific because Africa is a continent, but I can't because it literally is like African food place. It's just the name of it. The name is like, I don't want to actually, I'm not going to say the name because I don't want to like blast them. But the name is so vague and it's like best African food.

I'm like, I don't, that is not descriptive at all. Yeah. And then it has a picture of like a guy smiling, holding a bowl of food. I'm like, okay. But the thing is, before that, it used to be an Italian place. And before that, it used to be, no, I think it was Italian, then Chinese. Now it's African. So it's going around the world. And the craziest part is, I think it was Italian, then Chinese, now it's African. So it's going around the world.

And the craziest part is I think it's the exact same people, and they're using the exact same equipment, but because no one goes there, they just keep changing. Spin the wheel. See what we land on this year. It's a wild place. I feel like this is like the Bermuda Triangle. It is a place.

It's one of those busy intersections in the city, but no shops or anything can spring up there at all. Right? The only places, like, for example, there's a bar that is near there. It's maybe like, I don't know, 150 feet from the intersection. And

it is, you know, it's like kind of right off of it. But that bar, at night, especially Sunday nights because they do football games there, which I'm sure today will be totally fine. When people leave the bar, they don't just like, you know, let's get to our car. They walk out in the street and talk in the street. This is a major. You have to avoid people. Cops come now and escort them across the street because they'll stand there

and talk. Crazy dude. Crazy. That is man. I said this is the Bermuda Triangle of Intersections. This is like the craziest intersection I've ever heard. It only gets weirder

every time I'm there. It only gets crazier. It's hard to believe that that's the case, but it always does. And I always keep forgetting the things that happen until we either mention it or it happens to me day of recording the podcast. Because so much happens there. It's like overwhelming. At least it makes for top quality material to talk about. It does. It's just bizarre to me that with it, I shouldn't be bizarre.

That's a lie. I live in a section of the city that is very touristy. And that intersection, if you just keep following one of the roads, you literally end up at the ocean. Yeah. So like tourists are there and locals are there. It's a major intersection. So I get it, but LA got to calm down.

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Oh, boy. Traffic out there is wild. Here we are taking a look at the traffic. We've got at least five ships backed up in the old canal. We do have three helicopters behind us trying to pass us. They're going to have to wait as we look down at the traffic.

I see the cars are backed up on the 82 all the way back to the 107 and the 196. Even going down to the 205. Oh, my God. I haven't seen it like this in a while. And then you got the airplanes. They're not even taking off because of this crazy traffic out here. And everything just cleared up. Back to you.

Thanks, Crendor. Now let's go over to weather. Welcome to the weather desk. Here we are. This one is pretty cool. It's a weather quest for Tiwanuku, Bolivia, a small village nearby ancient ruins of the same name

that was populated from about 100 to 1000 AD, several hundred years before the Inca Empire. How do you even spell that? It is T-I-W-A-N-A-K-U At its peak it had a population of 10,000 to 20,000.

It's located between the border of Peru and the Bolivian capital of La Paz, near Lake Titicaca. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. This place is amazing. Yeah. Wait, where do you live here? So I guess I'm looking at the UNESCO World Heritage Site and not where people live.

Oh, maybe. Wait, why is it not even showing up on this thing? That's what I'm saying. It's the unless unless... Unless you're talking about a nearby city or something. Hold on, yeah. Where's like a... There is a city that does have a plaza.

Plaza Principal de Pueblo. De Tijuana. Tijuana? Tijuana? I can't even find it on the weather.com. Hold on. Colon de Bel alone. They belong weather.com cats going insane. All right, there we go Nuku It is do a wait T1 not who?

Know that's I'm here. I'm just gonna look closest is yeah, I guess La Paz is the closest. Where are the La Paz? There we go. Sorry, viewer. 55, well, I said La Paz. 55 degrees Fahrenheit. Feels like 54. You got your pressure at 30.57 inches. Your humidity at 73%. Your visibility at six miles.

Your wind going six miles an hour. Sunrise at 626 a. AM, setting at 706 PM. Dew point 47. UV index 0 of 10. And a moon phase of the waning gibbous moon. Looking at the 10 day. We've got 45 degrees tonight with cloudy skies. Few showers. Light.

Chance of rain. 30%. Monday, scattered thunderstorms. 59 degrees Fahrenheit. tuesday 58 with scattered storms storms wednesday 58 with scattered storms thursday 63 with clouds friday 61 with storms saturday 54 storms and sunday 59 mostly cloudy so really i think it's pretty nice weather you like some around 60 degrees with some scattered rain. I like that. Yeah, I mean, that's a vibe. I

am obsessed with the fact that once again, clicked on this lovely city, wanted to see what the food scene was, stumbled upon Boo Boo's Burgers. What? I never want anyone else in the rest of the world to tell us that Americans are fat because of the way we eat look at these burgers

they are huge oh my god that is gigantic the thing is the french fries I don't even know everything looks delicious but it looks American as hell except about half way through there's this chicken dish oh yeah that looks pretty good

oh that thing looks amazing yeah that looks pretty good. Yeah. Look at that. These burgers are huge. These are gigantic burgers, though. Yeah. Boo Boo Burger.

Boo Boo. Boo Boo. The Boo Boo Burger. God, I got like super melty cheese. Yeah, man. They got one thing here. I don't even know. Look, here's what I'm going to say.

Every person there is smiling. So, you know, that must mean something. They do all seem happy. Look at that. Everybody's happy. Oh, my God. Okay. Now, I zoomed out a bit, and I think this is the same as Sweden with pizza.

They have so many burger places. They have Che Burger. They have Chakas, which is, I think, a burger place. They have... I think it's a burger place. Hold on. Wait, they all vanished. Hamburguesa's Toro is on there.

Yeah, I'm looking at them right now. It was a whole bunch of burger places. Versus Toro is on there. Yeah, I'm looking at them right now. There's a whole bunch, a whole bunch of burger places. What is La La La La? I can't even pronounce this. La La La La. Llave? La La La.

Llave? Trying to look at this. This looks like. Now, this looks like when I was in Peru, this looks like the food I ate. Like a lot of really hearty, like this looks the burger place looks American as hell. This place looks kind of like what I ate when I was in Peru.

Just a lot of like throw a bunch of stuff on a plate. It was delicious, but just throw it all on the plate. It's like meat and veg and tomato. Yeah, everything. And it was, yeah, like this shot is potato, meat and egg.

Like that seems, I would love to know if you're from Peru and you're listening. Is that like a regional, this is the meal? Like when you think of an English breakfast, you kind of know what's on it. Does this have a name? Whatever this is? Because yeah, this whole, like, potatoes and meat and veg, like, and then an egg

on the side. There's all of them on the side. Is that, like, a thing? Should I be aware of that? Does it have a name? It's delicious. Whatever it is, it's great. Yeah, that looks great. Yeah, this also looks like a small restaurant. Oh, yeah, it's it's like on the corner

yeah see little corner stops they're they're just shit man yeah a lot of these when you click on the restaurants though the problem is it's you click it and there is nothing like not even one image yeah no i know it's just like the building you like don't even see the the likes there's no. It's just like the building. You don't even see the lakes. There's no signs. It's just like building. Yeah, there's a lot of places. What is this place?

Oh, no. I might have circled back around to Boo Boo's Burgers again. I was about to say another Boo Boo's Burger. They're all over. Boo Boo's everywhere. Gusto Snack Law Academia. Yo. That has one picture of the front and everything's closed there's no

other pictures same with snack mary snack mary is all gated i don't see any i don't see a single image of food or what it is there's a lot of places that just don't have anything i don't even know if they're real it is so in peru is a snack thing like a place where you would go? Is it like a bodega, like a corner store? I don't know. Because a lot of places that have snack in the name, I keep looking at it. Is it like where you get a snack pack? You get some sort of like chips with a meat on top of it, sauce situation?

Or is it, like what's the vibe? it sauce situation or is it like what's the vibe yeah I keep seeing things that have snack in their name are it just looks like it's closed every single one yeah that's crazy well

that's the weather look at that that's the weather all right let's go to sports sports sports we are on Super Bowl Sunday and we're recording this are on Super Bowl Sunday. And we're recording this before the Super Bowl. It's Chiefs-Eagles. I really don't care who wins, but I'm cheering for the Eagles because they have Minshew.

It's true. If Minshew can win a Super Bowl, even as a backup quarterback, I think that would still be great. So really just pulling for him for Minshew. And then over in basketball, we've got the Celtics in first, the Bucs a game and a half behind. You've got 76ers, Cavs, Nets, and Heat in the top six. And then in the West, you've got the Nuggets, Grizzlies, Kings, Mavericks, Suns, and Clippers with the Suns acquiring Kevin Durant. The trade deadline huge, and the Mavericks, Suns, and Clippers, with the Suns acquiring Kevin Durant.

The trade deadline, huge, and the Mavericks getting Kyrie Irving, so the West getting a little crazier. And then in the NHL, we've got the Bruins in first, the Hurricanes in first, the Stars in first, and the Golden Knights pulling ahead in a first in all their different divisions. And believe it or not, baseball is starting in a week.

Spring training. People reporting for spring training duty over in baseball. It's hard to believe. We joked about it last week. It just never ends. The seasons never end. They never end. And that's uh sports

all right what's our fact of the day fact of the day yep um a man once set a record by putting on over 260 t-shirts why do do I feel like I know this? I feel like I know this too. Was there a video maybe or something? Maybe there was a video. There might have been. Now you got me looking. It does look like there is there is a guy in many t-shirts.

World record, most t-shirts. After the 20th shirt he required assistance until the 260th shirt around 150 shirts in his or in his team was concerned about his ability to breathe the amount of fabric hugging him in the end he was able to beat the previous record of 257 shirts. Yep, there's a photo of him. He is covered in shirts. Like, a lot of shirts. Yep, that is a lot of shirts. The last shirt doesn't even seem like a shirt. It doesn't.

It's too big. It's way too big. And honestly, I don't know why you would want to do this. I don't know. He made want to do this. I don't know. He made a YouTube video about it, though. Interesting.

I mean, I guess in the winter, you got nothing else to do. Yeah, I guess. It's like, hey, we'll just keep putting on t-shirts. You know? That's crazy. Like, I wonder if he just decided to randomly do this one day. Like, he's just bored. Or if he really...

There's been videos of people doing this before. He probably was like, I wonder if I just decided to randomly do this one day. Like he's just bored or if he really video where there's been videos of people doing this before. He probably was like, I wonder if I could beat that. Yeah, I guess. I mean, that's such,

such a weird thing to have like a record for people have records for weird shit all the time when it comes to Guinness book of world records. Yeah. Like what point does it get too crazy? Here we go. The stupidest records revealed on Guinness Book of World Records. Yeah. At what point does it get too crazy? Here we go. Stupidest records revealed on Guinness World Record Day. We got cycling backwards with a violin. We've got most snails on a face.

Why, bro? Why? Most eggs crushed with head. Most people brushing their teeth simultaneously. Largest collection of sick bags. Longest ear hair. Largest Smurf meeting ever. Most married person.

Highest jump by a guinea pig. And the hardest kick in the groin. It really is just... we gotta have something yeah no we gotta have something dude like it's like i want to do this it's like i guess sure um so there's your fact of the day all right what is our big new story of the day well speaking of world records tiny mouse named after patrick stewart scurries into the guinness world record books what you can't keep doing this okay what first off is the mouse named patrick stewart or is it like meow tricks no that's not right what do mice do what do mice do patrick stew cheese like what is the what is the name what is the goof name i don't know let's see a tiny

california mouse now has a big title after winning a guinness world record for longevity a pacific pocket mouse named pat after star trek actor patrick stewart received the guinness approval wednesday as the oldest living mouse in human care at the ripe age of nine years and 209 days at the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance announced. Pat was born at the San Diego Zoo on July 14, 2013. pocket mouse which weighs as much as three pennies is the smallest mouse species in North America and gets its name from cheek pouches the animals used

to carry food and nesting materials the mouse once had a range stretching from LA to south the south to the Tijuana River Valley the population plunged after 1932 because of human encroachment and habitat destruction.

Humans! The mouse was thought to be extinct for 20 years until tiny, isolated populations were rediscovered in 1994 in Dana Point in Orange County, but the species remains endangered. In 2012, the Alliance began a breeding program to help save the mouse from extinction. Last year, the Alliance recorded 117 pups, born in record 31 litters. Many of the mice will be reintroduced to the wild this spring. A new population of Pacific pocket mice was established in Orange County's Laguna Coast Wilderness Park, and the mice began breeding without human assistance in 2017. Though it doesn't receive the publicity of larger and more charismatic species, the Pacific Pocket

Mouse is critical to its ecosystem because the mice disperse the seeds of native plants and their digging encourages plant growth. This recognition is so special for our team and significant for our species, said Deborah Shear. It is indicative of the dedication and incredible care we as an organization

provide for each species and the largest to the very smallest. Fascinating. You know what what i love that little tiny mouse guy yeah it's another one of those things like the bees right like you're like oh it's just a mouse that mouse is making the plants you know growing that habitat without it you're not gonna get your plants right no more plants you have to, you know, just the desert. It's really this mouse is carrying. Okay.

I don't know what that means. What does that mean? He's carrying the city on his back. The whole city? The mouse is carrying the city? He may weigh three pennies, but he's carrying that city on his back. Bringing these seeds all over. He may weigh three pennies, but he's carrying that city on his back. Bringing these seeds all over. He may weigh three pennies. That's your big news story.

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