Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 410 - In 4k Ultra HD

Episode Date: December 18, 2023

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In the morning. Uh, yes. Yo, it's like halfway through December. It's, we are two and a half weeks up from the end of the year. Yeah. I know we talked about this last time, but I stand by it. This summer felt like it went on forever, but the last few months zoomed by for me.

Yeah. And especially December, December has, I was thinking about this today because I'm, you know, I'm one of those people who I'm going to classify as lazy. So every two weeks I have cleaners come to the house. And,

uh, I realized that it's been two weeks as of tomorrow. They come tomorrow and I realize like, oh my God, they what? It's already been two weeks. It felt like they were here days ago. Like that's where I am mentally. So yeah. And also a reminder to everyone, because I am both lazy and psychotic because my parents instilled in me that if you know great example is always have clean underwear because if you die because

someone sees your underwear you know you don't want dirty underwear or if someone has to go in your house for some reason uh you gotta have a clean house right yeah so i will clean before the cleaners get there. Oh, I'm aware. I'm aware it's insane. Don't worry. I know. And I will, I will like, I won't do the deep cleaning. I expect that's their job, but I will like clean down counters and like make sure all the dishes and stuff are done and the laundry is looking good.

Make sure everything's, I'll, uh, you know, make my bed up nicely. I'll do crazy things because I don't want them to judge me. This little lady who comes into my apartment, I don't want her to think I'm a mess. Tell all of her friends about me. Well, if you think about it, you're paying for the motivation for you to clean. I guess, I guess, you know, it's not the worst. I mean, it feels like the worst. It feels insane because in my mind, I'm like, well, if you just cleaned, like if you just every day picked a different room to clean up, then you would always have a clean home.

You know what I mean? Yeah. The problem is I know that and I can do that, but what will end up happening is I'll get ready and prepped to clean. And then I'll put on either music or TV or something in the background to just have something to listen to. And then I'll stop everything I'm doing and just focus on that. Like, oh, this is getting good.

And I'll just watch the TV. Or if it's music, I'll be like, oh, I love this song. I'll just sit down on my couch and like bop my head. And then three hours will have gone by. And I'm like, oh, I didn't clean at all. But the cleaning supplies will be literally just sitting right there. You could have used me, but you didn't. I 100% have ADHD, Crandor, and it is a problem.

Wait, so you just listen to music for three hours? Sometimes, yeah. I'll just sit there and zone out and listen to it, like bop my head and be like, damn, that's a great, that's a great, man, that was a great album. And then I'll go find another one to listen to and I'll be like, I'll get to the cleaning. I'll get to the cleaning.

This is the same thing with me and working out or me and like making healthy dinner or me and going for a walk or me. This is just everything about me. Rather in high school, for example, if I had to write a paper, I would put that paper off until midnight the night before. And then I would stay up all night writing it. And then because I am a mess, I'd be like, mom, can you review my paper to make sure it's good? It'd be like five in the

morning and she's waking up. And instead of doing her morning stuff, she's sitting there looking at my paper, trying to review it and be like, well, actually this is incorrect. And this is, I'm like, okay, thanks mom. I have been a mess forever and I probably should seek some help, but I'm like, well, I've been coping my entire life. So hell it's too late for me. You know, it's just, it is an inherent problem with me. I have said this and I'll say it again. I need

someone in my life. I need like a big mommy dummy to come in and just boss me around. Okay. It's what I want. It's what I need. I need a boss because I'm a grunt at a core level. I will do whatever you tell me. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

I'll do it. Like I, I don't want to make decisions, but I'll facilitate. I'll make it happen. But, uh, yeah, if I, I'm, I'm bad. I think I'm bad at life, dude. And I, uh, the only time I'm good is when I'm on a podcast with you. That's it. That's it.

I can talk. I can talk a lot, but other than that, I got, I'm on a podcast with you. That's it. That's it. I can talk. I can talk a lot, but other than that, I got, I got nothing else going for me. That's for sure. I think it's just time management. Well, here's the thing. Yeah. Yeah, it is. You said three calendars.

Yeah. You know what happened? I still have them and they are unused. I have like four weeks of calendar stuff, and then like always, something will happen. I'll get caught up in something for a few days, and then I just will forget. Unless it's directly in front of me, I will forget its existence. A great example is I went out and I bought some hamburger meat and some chicken, right? Because I was just like, well, I got nothing in the fridge, so so i guess i'll go buy these and i'll make some stuff this week oh i also got stir fry stuff like uh various veggies and things i was gonna make a stir fry with the chicken i was at the office

like damn i'm hungry dude i guess i'll like go out and buy like go out and buy a salad somewhere so i went down to the street and i got a salad, came back to the, ate that, went home, went to bed, woke up the next day, looked in the fridge and was like, ah, that's stir fry. That's right. I was going to make a stir fry. Okay. Tonight I'm making that stir fry. Go to the office, do my thing.

It's like 8 PM. And I'm like, well, it's 8 PM. I don't know if I want to cook tonight. I guess I'll like, I don't know, get a burrito on the way home. So then I go on the way home and I get the burrito. And then in the morning, I'm like, okay, Jesse, tonight we're making this stir fry. We're making this stir fry. And then I'll go to the office, do some things. And then someone will be like, yo, we're all going out to lunch. I'm like, okay, I'll go make a, we'll go get a big lunch. And then at night I'm like, well,

I'm still pretty full from lunch. Like I don't want anything big, like a huge stir fry thing. I'll wait. That's my life. I constantly do that. It is insane that I do from lunch like i don't want anything big like a huge stir fry thing i'll wait that's my life i constantly do that it is insane that i do that and i don't know how to stop it and i feel like every time i try i'll make it three or four days and i'll feel proud and good and then just be like what was i doing that is it happens every time i'd say it's pretty common for a lot of people because i know a lot know there's a lot of people that procrastinate or they're going to do something or cook something and then they don't and they throw their food out. I heard some stats like people waste millions of dollars every year

in just food they don't cook. I'm convinced that the thing people throw away the most, baby carrots. I know so many people who go out and buy baby carrots with the intention of eating baby carrots. And then they sit in their fridge for a month and then they're like, well, these are rotten. I got to throw them out. I know so many people that are like that with specifically baby carrots.

I'm convinced that's the number one waste of, of food. No baby carrots aren't even like baby carrots. Yeah. They're just already wasted carrots. They're carrots that are like more carrot scraps. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I just the whole product baby carrots. I feel like it's just waste from start to finish.

It kind of is just set up to fail. Yeah, the green scheme. So I'm trying to be good. So in my home right now, I've cut out anything that's quick and easy except for fruit. Okay. So I've got some granola, but I've got like fruit. So I've got apples and bananas and oranges. And that's the only thing that, like, I don't have any, I used to have, you know, like a breakfast bar or some sort of oatmeal bar or something.

Like you quickly grab on the way out. Right. I don't have any of that right now. I'm like, Jesse, we're not doing processed stuff we're doing like we're gonna try and keep if we're gonna eat terribly eat something good terribly that's where i'm at right uh and it's it's no it's it's working fine the problem is is most of my diet right now is various fruits uh wheat thins and a and I'll say lots of water. I'm like drinking lots of water, so I feel good about that.

To the point where I had a Coke the other day and was like, this tastes weird, and I feel like that's a good thing, so I don't know. Didn't you have a big water kick last year? You said this is when TikTok told you to drink like eight gallons of water or something. It was this year, and I'm still doing it. And it's great. Yeah. I've been drinking a lot more water.

And at the grocery store, they finally got in. I've said this before on the show. I'll say it again. LaCroix Pure. I think it's just called Pure. It's the blue case. It has no flavoring, no nothing. It is like the most basic bitch sparkling

water it barely has sparkling in it you know what i mean it's just water canned water with a little bit of like but there's not much it is so good and it isn't one of those ones where you know sparkling water sometimes when it gets warmish it tastes like ass no no no this is still fine and they finally got some in i got like three crates that craces i got three crates i got three cases of that so i've got water plus that plus tea i'm doing great i'm living my best life um however i did go and get get some of those like seven, those little baby cans of whatever the bootleg Sprite is, the zero calorie bootleg Sprite. Because I was like, sometimes I want a little like sweet. And I have that in the fridge too. But like, yeah, one day we'll have to, I'll have to send you a photo of my fridge.

And so you can see the insanity that is way too much water. Yeah. Oh yeah. yeah i mean that does not surprise me we drink uh we get the spin drift water you ever have that one for some reason the fruity water or the water that has like a lemon hints i'm like eh it's not for me i like that i like that we got the lemon we got the lime and we got the lemon lime. Those are the three we go with. It's not bad. It's just not something I want to drink every day.

You know what I mean? I see. No, I like that. Oh, I got a, I got a hammer. I got my Wawa.

I got a, yeah, I'm, I think I, I don't know if it's because I now classify as being old as dirt, but for some reason I'm like iced tea is such a treat. Oh my God. Dude, some reason, I'm like, iced tea is such a treat. Oh my God. Dude,

when we go out to brunch, I swear to God, there are just tables of old people with like, like giant glasses of iced tea. I'm telling you, dude, I don't know. It's insane.

Yeah. I don't know what the crossover was, or maybe I'm just actively doing one thing better in my life finally i'm just like i don't know that i like sodas anymore but iced tea yeah it's it's a weird point when you get older that's gotta be like uh like you hit a point and you're just like iced tea sounds good you just start drinking the iced tea like it just replaces it and you're just like a healthy alternative i mean they're probably still putting sugar in it i'm i'm a no sugar iced tea person i uh i actually like just iced tea which sounds weird because

it's just like leaf water but uh i don't know the other day in the office they everyone bought a bunch of sodas and i was recording something was late and there was a Mountain Dew in the fridge. I was like, all right, I'll try it. You know, like I'll pull this Mountain Dew out and drink it, dude. I don't know what happened between 20 year old Jesse and 40 year old Jesse. I mean, it's too sugary. There's like, even when I drink a soda thing, I'll have the mini cans. And usually I only have like half of that.

If I do, I got it. I can't drink a lot of Sodi. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know a lot of Sodi. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what happened. It's very bizarre, but, you know, it is what it is. It is indeed what it is.

I just pictured you being like, guys, you know, everybody, I'm just so busy today. I don't got time for anything. And then I just picture you sitting on the couch, drinking a partially sparkling water, listening to Christmas music for like four hours. I wish that was the case. I genuinely crave it. The problem is, is I do that like nighttime take back thing where I'll get home and be like 8 p.m.

And I'll feel like I've been robbed of time for myself. And so I'll put on some music or put on TV or I have the game Theater Rhythm, which is a like a Final Fantasy game, but it's all the Final Fantasy music. You just play through the music and I could play that for hours and just listen to music and do like the boop, boop, boop, boop. Do that thing. Stuff like that where I just my brain shuts off i was saying you still gotta decompress maybe you're just decompressing too

long oh for sure because again time gets away from me you know what are you gonna do it's a my life is a complex tapestry of failures that's a quote right there well in my life uh i wrote down a couple things one all right so this week we went to costco and we went uh we walked around the mall. So at the mall, there's this old Italian woman with her mom. Already great. And she literally, she was just yelling at her mom who was getting like jewelry. Like not like angry yelling, just like loud.

She's like, ma, ma, look at this, ma. And she like did not hear whatsoever. And she goes, ma, they got Bengal earrings. Ma, look at the Bengals. I just want to say for the record to everyone from New York, New Jersey, wherever you may be around the world, I love the use of Ma! Hey, Ma! I love that. Unabashedly love the accent. Instead of mom or mother

or mom, just, Hey, Ma! Hey, Mama! I love it. Yeah, it is great. it's short to the point like so i honestly still i think she was like ah it was like all she said but the other lady just kept being like it does make sense because you said an old italian woman and her mother i was like whoa how old must the mom be oh yeah she was like minimum like 80s right she was up there uh so that was a fun one then we saw the when you walk into costco a lot of times they got all those tvs on and they're always playing like the super like 10k ultra graphic channels and then it made me realize like who watches those channels i feel like i would watch one of those channels just to like chill out too but i don't

even know where you get them i guess i don't think they're on youtube they're probably on youtube there's probably like a specific station that's like tv advertisement channel. I don't know that YouTube has the ability to go beyond 4K. I thought they did. YouTube highest resolution? Yeah, I think it is. YouTube supports 240p to 2160p. February 2023. What's 2160p?

Oh, 4K. Yeah. Oh, well, I could have sworn they went higher maybe I'm crazy maybe I was thinking of them adding 4k although it I mean it says I'm looking at it now it says how will your video display and it says 8k is there 760 80 by

7680 by 4320 it says it's there, but it also says we started removing support for playback at resolutions 4K and 8K. For example, we may no longer support 5K. What? 5K is a resolution?

Well, of course it is. Why not? I guess... I don't know. I saw someone post that they were doing stuff in 10K. I'm like, yo, there's no TV in the world that can give you 10K, like good quality 10K resolution on anything. It's upscaling like crazy. Yeah.

The whole point of the higher resolutions is like, oh, if you have like a bigger TV, then it looks good still, right? Because it used to be, I remember like in the 90s, like look at my big screen TV. It was just like blurred motion blurs walking around. But now. Hold on. 8K video.

I'm just going to look it in. Look it in? I'm just going to look at it. Just look it in. I'm going to look at it. They're literally, what? Okay, yeah, you know what? You're totally right.

YouTube does 8K. Yeah, I thought I saw it. Yeah, the problem is that I'm looking at a video right now, and it is gorgeous, admittedly gorgeous, of Earth from the Sky 12K video. But again, it only operates in 4K. Yeah. Nope, never mind.

There's a thing here that says it can take it to 8. All right. I don't know the rules, man. I told you There's a thing here that says it can take it to eight. All right. I don't know. There's man. I told you. I knew I saw it. It looks beautiful, but here's the problem. It's almost too beautiful. Like it looks starting to look pixely.

It's the it's like over sharpened. Yes, that's exactly like if you take a photo and then you mess with a sharp setting on your phone. That's exactly what it looks like. Although these do look like what they play in the store. Yes, absolutely. It doesn't. The best one are those videos where it's just dudes walking through the streets of Japan in 4K. Those are the best ones.

Yeah, I love those. It actually looks like you're there walking through the street. I love those. It actually looks like you're there walking through the street. You could like go look up Japan, heavy snow in Ginzen Osen 4K. You're like, oh, wow, this looks, it's neat. Those are cool. But again, you're not seeing anyone who's like, I made the scary Gabe video in 4K.

Like there's no reason to do that. Yeah. Even when you like watch those things in the store where they sell you and you're like, wow, this TV is awesome. And you buy it. Then you just watch like some normal shit that doesn't have to be in 4k it's still fun to look at those tvs when they're playing all their stuff but nobody's nobody's gonna just sit there and watch that although maybe you would you're supposed to clean you just put that on i know for a fact alex fasiani would. Every time I'm at that man's house, he's got some video playing that's like walking through a wilderness adventure. And it's just

in the background, just playing. And there's no sound because he's playing like a record from a band I've never heard of that sounds like it was made in 1954 by like a fusion jazz band that's high on something. And the songs are like

Yeah. jazz band that's high on something and the songs are like and he's playing on the switch and I'm like this man is living his best life right now. That is pretty great. I would honestly it doesn't surprise me. Yeah. Him of all people is doing that. Yes.

So we went to Costco we did that walked around got costco stuff uh then i was watching a tiktok thing about a person that makes like only fake podcast tiktoks there's so many of, and they're so obvious when they're fake podcast TikToks. It's upsetting. But yes, go on. I want to start making fake podcast TikToks. Well, of course you do. It's just for anybody that doesn't know, it is what it says. It's you're pretending you're on a

podcast, which, you know, I've got the microphone. I've got the setup. Right? It always starts with one of those ones like, yo, dude, did you hear about insert fact? And then it cuts to another guy being like, no, that's crazy. Cuts back, yeah, dude. And it's about a minute and a half of a fake podcast.

It's insane. Yeah. Like, I just want to sit in front of my podcast microphone and just pretend like I'm on a thing. Just be like, and that's why you just, you really need to understand sparkling water. You know, it's coming from the ground. It's diversifying its portfolio through mineral rocks that creates energy life.

And it just pulled up the pink starburst at the end. Yeah. Sparkling water doesn't simp for your mouth, okay? It actively rejects it. You have to want to drink sparkling water. It's not that normal- water that, you know, dogs drink. The water in your toilet bowl, bro. Sparkling water is for adults.

It's a beverage. Yeah. You just do that. And then you just pretend like you're on a podcast because you just look to your left or right in front of the microphone. You're just like talking like you're on a podcast. Yeah. It's going to be great. And it works. What sucks're on a podcast. Yeah, it's going to be great.

And it works. What sucks is that it works. Yeah, because you're everybody's like, oh, what podcast is this guy on? Yeah, they aren't. They're just talking in front of a microphone to nobody. Thankfully for us, when it happens with us,

we actually have a real podcast that people can listen to. That's true. And you can tell when it gets picked up places because the episodes where we'd make like a short or a TikTok or whatever do so much better than the normal ones oh yeah it is crazy to me yeah dude that

was like the uh when we had the league of legends one and then like we had vtubers watching they're all like coming to the podcast yeah i i'm sure by now they've been like oh these guys suck which is fine you know what? You are correct. You gotta get those bumps. You gotta get those big bumps in the viewership. There's probably a couple people still listening from that, right? Yeah, sure, sure.

Like two? Gotta be two. There's gonna be a comment where someone's like, I'm a listener still, and we'll miss the we'll miss the comment and they'll be like they don't even care that's it they're gone which oh my god i forgot to mention uh the tweet i i tweeted today where i woke up and i had a dream where i was legit like talking to you and dodger about reacting to the the geek ender podcast i was like guys i'll just watch the entire episode

of like an hour and a half and react to it and then dodge was like i don't know like the the copyright she like named some random company like generation inc is not gonna have that they won't be allowing that to happen and then you you were like, listen, I'll do it, but only if I get to react with you. And then we were like, that sounds real. We were standing near a river, like a big river. And I remember I was like scooping up water from the river and I was like, you guys just don't get it. And then Sips was there for some reason. I don't think he was like, was he sipping on the river?

He might've been sipping on the river. I think it's because you had sips on the recent thing. And his home was flooded? He might be flooded. His mind is flooded. Was the river just his home? It could have been. He lives in the middle of nowhere, like North Antarctica or something.

I don't know where he's at. I couldn't believe that we spent so much time in that podcast talking about turtles. I'm sorry, tortoises. I don't know where he did it. I couldn't believe that we spent so much time on that podcast talking about turtles. I'm sorry, tortoises. I couldn't. If you just watch the playback of that. Actually, did you know that all tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises?

I did not know that. I guess now I do. You do. I learned that from Pointless Top 10 Turtles. I made it. So I knew there were going to be people that are like, you should make a tortoise list. But I looked it up, and it's true, because all tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are turtles or turtles.

I should have hit them with that knowledge. Those those those turtle people, tortoise people, they would have blown away. But like, I know more than you and you have the mispets. Yep. Hundred percent blown away. Now I know. Now I'm going to use that next time. I'll be like, gotcha.

Turtle people. It's like how saying all spaghetti is food but not all food is spaghetti damn dude damn this is philosophy 101 now exactly it's the same thing um where was it oh yeah and it was i think it's because after i saw that i had to message sips because i was like dude we got a power wash because we do it every like three months we meet up in power wash amazing yeah so uh and then we do a thing where i'm like dude we got a power wash because we do it every like three months we meet up and power wash amazing yeah so uh and then we do a thing where i'm like dude we got a wash and he's like yes sir we do and then we've done that three times conversation i've ever heard we got a power wash yes sir we do

we power washed in may and then in september i uh, yo, we got to start power washing. I got over my concussion. He's like, all right, you going to BlizzCon? And I was like, no, not this year. And then he, I was like in November, yo, we got to do some washing. And he said, yeah, for sure. And then a month later, I said, you got any free time next week? And he said, yeah, what are you thinking? And I said, any day but Tuesday. Then another month goes by. And I said, literally the other day, I said, yo, we actually got to do some power wash. And he said, God, yes, I totally forgot.

I am down to wash hard. That's where we're at right now. What you described is every single online friendship ever. It really is. We got to do something like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then months go by. Yeah, I'm surprised that the four of us with me, Dodger, you and

Octopim played Lethal Company. I didn't think that was going to happen. I think we all just had the desire to play and we just agreed on a date and time. Yeah, I think so. If you were to ask us when's the next time we're going to play, I don't think any of us could answer that. I don't think we have an answer for you. We lucked out. The stars align.

Which, by the way, it's up on the old Krenclips channel if you haven't seen that one. Oh, it's so much fun. It's what a great time that was. I got to play it again this past Friday, except I did it with mods and the mods had like guns and different abilities. And, like, you could have more than four players.

And I'll be honest, it was fun and goofy, not scary at all. It was zero scary. And they tried to make it harder. Yeah, like, the game was just different. And it wasn't nearly as fun as just a small group and you're clearly outgunned and outmaneuvered yeah it wasn't we were in we were we made so much money right the only way people died is when we killed we killed each other yeah did you walk away what just happened there i was plugging my phone in

i thought you're gonna keep talking and I plugged it in you stop yeah yeah I don't know listen that sucks I'm just saying I think the best thing you can do is give people less you know let them walk around I'd be like oh yeah that was the that was the best part I remember that one room we walked in. There was a monster right there and you both were like, I just walked out right away. I was like, nope, I'm out of here. The best one is when you walk... There's two really good ones.

One, where I'm watching you go into a room and everyone's like, watch out for the machine gun. And you turn around and look right at it as it blasts you. It's so funny. And then the other one where you and I walk in a room together, I'm like, what is this on the ground? And it explodes and kills us both.

That's exactly what the game should be. Yeah. Like, I don't know what this is. I don't know what I'm looking at. Oh, now I'm dead. Yeah.

It's, uh, it's got some great clips. Not quite me talking about Baldur's Gate, but it's pretty good. Which by the way, I love reading the comments on those. Cause there's just likeies on that, too, where they're just like, oh, why did he kill this character? I'm like, what do you mean?

They act like I knew what I was doing going into the thing. And they're just like, I don't understand why he did this. They're like, did he mean that this thing was there? And I'm like, dude, I don't know. I was just winging it. Yeah, what do you mean? He didn't know? Yeah, it's like at the start where I said,

I'm like, oh, I went into the town with the goblins. But what I meant was me and the goblins went into the town. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you meant. But people thought I was talking about an actual goblin town. I was like, no. People just don't understand. You went in the town

with the goblins. You invaded a town with goblins. Yeah. I know what you meant. Look, it's on them. It is on them. It's their fault. It's the children who are wrong. I want to share with you something

that I saw once again in the corner of Doom, the infamous corner of Doom. And I don't know how to register this as a real thing that I saw. Right. But, okay. It's, I don't know, midday. This is like a week ago. go it's like midday i'm driving around and i see a guy wildly gestic like just like his arms moving about shouting at cars all by himself right in his right hand is a suitcase that's like comically

big not one of those like wheeling ones like a like a like a 1940s suitcase thing. And it has the Gryffindor logo on it. And he's wearing a long coat in the middle of LA. All I did is on my phone. So I wrote down, I can't tell if this is a man who went on vacation to universal studios or a wizard who is stuck in LA. And I just keep thinking about him because he was so out of place and he was like just yelling at cars

and he's standing in the middle of the road with a suitcase with the Gryffindor logo and a long coat. And if he had a scarf, it would have been perfect. I don't know what he was doing. I don't know what was going on with him. I don't know what was in that suitcase, but I'd like to believe he was a wizard just stuck in la and he's like this place is intolerable

yeah i love that i love that he's just maybe he's looking for the green cheetah maybe they were like you must seek the green cheetah in in the marina of venice california he's like looking around trying to find her. They probably told him to go to the crazy corner. Yeah. Like she will find you. He's got a big suitcase full of magical powers who's standing there like a green

cheetah. I'm telling you it was like what the hell is that beasts and where to find them or whatever that is. Oh yeah. Magical beasts or whatever. Yeah. So like a bigger, more comical version of the case that he has in that.

Yeah. This is like kind of like a duffel bag, but not a duffel bag. Like it's a part suitcase part, like that kind of thing. But it was huge. It was so big and had a Gryffindor logo on it. And I just was like, what the hell am I looking at?

And it wasn't like he was wearing a black trench coat like he was in the Matrix. He was wearing like a long kind of wool coat in the middle of LA. This guy. I have to believe he was a wizard. I have to. And instead of fantastic beasts and where to find them, it's just like insane, gigantic beasts and where to find them. He's looking for like the biggest, strongest beasts imaginable. Maybe he was trying to find that bird man who was on the corner that one time.

Oh, yeah. Or the frog, the frog boy, the frog boy at the El Pollo Loco drive through. What do you think about it? Those could be his beasts. When you think about it, there's a lot of crazy beasts. Like there's the cheetah the frog the bird they're all they're all there yeah yeah there's the python guy who has a python yeah maybe he was a b he's trying to find what beast he is i'm sure if he looks hard enough la

he'll find that that's true if you're LA, you can find anything you're looking for. Yeah, pretty much. Which leads me to my final point that I've written down that relates absolutely nothing to what we're talking about, which is it's getting dark out earlier, and I hate it. But I think this week is like the shortest day of the year. So now we start going the other way. Isn't it the 21st is the shortest day So now it's just, we start going the other way. Isn't it?

The 21st is the shortest day. I think it's the winter solstice. So really you're kind of like glass half full right now. Yeah. You're like, look, it's sure. It's about to be the shortest day,

but then it gets better. Yeah. Well, that's, that's kind of the thing with where I like spring. Because a lot of times in spring, it's like the weather's kind of the same. The lighting is the same at points.

But you're like, hey, you know what? We're on the other side. It's starting to get lighter out all the time. It's like all mental at that point. You're going to get to spring forward and lose some of that. Yeah. It's like, well, that's true too going to get to spring forward and lose some of that. Yeah. It's like... Well, that's true, too. You need to spring forward.

But... It's like when you're on a flight and you're going to fly somewhere and it feels different than when you fly back. Yes. Yes. Agreed.

I think it's kind of like that. Like, that's what I always think of. So, right now, it's like it's always darker and you're like, oh, it's like 4.15 p.m. and it's dark outside. But darker and you're like up it's like 4 15 p.m and it's dark outside uh but yeah i hate it although i do wake up than i earlier than i used to back in the day years ago

but it's still you know you only get like what i get like five hours of sunlight or something la is still the exact same except it's a little darker a little sooner but other than that no difference. I was thinking about this the other day. There's all this Christmas stuff up, but, like, it is bright and sunny and 70 degrees. It's wild. But does it get dark early? Let me look this up.

Los Angeles. How do you need to look it up? Can you just look out? Sunset at sunset i mean it's 247 so it's yes today the sunset will be at 4 46 p.m it says okay so yeah it's still pretty early yeah but i mean like yeah if i looked out right now it's 248 the sun's still out it's still you know oh yeah 248 sun's still out i think uh i don't even know when it's sun. I think sunsets around the same time here, like 430 or something. Oh, yeah.

It's 430. Yeah. And like latitude and longitudinally, we're not that far off from you. So you being 430 and us being 446 checks out. Yeah. So, I mean, but I'm curious of like sunset in. See, yeah. If you're in Ecuador, if you're in Quito right now, it's at 614 PM. Yeah.

And they're much further south than us. I would have thought that different parts of the world have different weather and light. It's great. Like, who would have thought? I mean, considering the Earth is flat, it makes no sense. Yeah, exactly. Like, how is that even possible? Yeah.

Maybe the water pouring over the edges of the Earth are doing something. It's cooling it. Right, right, right, right, right. That makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah. The ice walls, right, right. That makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah. The ice walls. Actually, there's no water.

It's ice walls, dude. And the ice walls protect us from the giants that live on the other side. Well, that makes sense. Because you don't want the giants breaking through. Right, right, right. Because if they did,

it would ruin society. Attack on Titan is less of an anime and more of a parable? Yeah. No, 100%. Someone's going to write us and be like, it's about time you guys talked about the truth on your podcast. But that's my main complaint.

I don't know. I don't really have anything else other than that. I hate that it's dark early. The thing is, if we just kept the time the way it is, it wouldn't get dark until like 5.30. You know? I think we've talked about this before. The assumption was

it was for farmers. But even farmers hate it. So I don't know what the rules are anymore. I don't know why we keep doing it. At the end of the day, I always feel like, even though they try to sell it on being like well it's for crops and farms it always feels like it's for rich people you know what i mean it's always like something for the rich it always is in some way it's like well the banks made it

like well why i don't know it feels that way if they really wanted to change it they could right in a heartbeat they would do the the classic where they're like oh we're gonna pass this bill about whatever and like i sneak that time change in there they just attach it to it or something right yeah i mean it doesn't i don't know i guess it's the maybe maybe it's for cities and the idea that the longer it's light out, the better it is for people's safety. But then they would want to keep it. But in the winter, it'd be darker much earlier. No, it would be.

Like the sunset would set at 3 p.m. No, it wouldn't. It would be the opposite. I don't know, man. It'd be 530 in the winter. Bro, I got no answers for you. I got nothing. I got it.

Clearly, I don't understand. Clearly, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what math you're doing. But all I'm saying is it's dumb and they should change it. And they won't. Yeah, that checks out. That sounds accurate. But you know what's not dumb?

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You're falling apart, man. Falling apart. We're looking pretty good out there for being this deep into December and Christmas coming next weekend. Yeah, I mean, it's just, it's always bad around these times. But honestly, you know, I got nothing.

I'm falling apart. Back to you. Awesome. What a great segment. All right. Let's go to weather. Weather. Wow. I wonder how many

I wonder if somebody could keep a tally on traffic segments how many have been good and how many have been bad I don't think we want to know the answer I'll be honest I don't think we need or want to know the question should be how many have been actually about traffic that's actually a really good that's the real one

that's the real one right there. Well, this one is a weather request for Campinas SP Brazil. Campinas comes from Campo in Portuguese. That means field or plains. So no mountains in here. No wild things. Just calm, small city of 1 million people. I have no idea what kind of foods you will find.

Mostly familiar things, I believe, like Subway McDonald's Burger King. Campanas SP Brazil. Let's see here. I'm offended that the places we were recommended were like Burger King. There's got to be some place called like, right here, Aramazem da fazanda yeah there you go

currently in campinas sao paulo brazil 81 degrees whoo uh it was 94 during the day you've got a humidity of 60 percent pressure at 29.89 inches. Visibility 6 miles. Winds at 10 miles an hour. Sunrise 517 AM, 650 PM. Sunset, what? Dewpoint 66, UV index 0, and a waxing crescent. Moon phase. Taking a look at the 10-day here. Currently 70, partly cloudy. Monday 93, mostly sunny. Tuesday 93, partly cloudy.

Wednesday 92, partly cloudy. Thursday, 93. Mostly sunny. Tuesday, 93. Partly cloudy. Wednesday, 92. Partly cloudy. Thursday, 92 p.m. Thunderstorms. Friday, 85 with thunderstorms. Saturday, 86 with thunderstorms. And Sunday, 88 with thunderstorms. It's hot and rainy after a couple days of no rain. I just need to say, this place that I can't pronounce pronounce the day of azonda um it appears to be a buffet but the quality of the food there is it looks so good it's very clearly buffet food but it's

it's it makes american buffets look pathetic it is you know what know what it is? It's kind of like a Vegas buffet, but all sort of, I want to say Brazilian food, but for some reason there's also a lot of pizzas that are made of chocolate. Is that a Brazilian thing? Chocolate pizzas? A lot of chocolate. Chocolate pizza?

Dude, I don't know. I'm looking at, there's dessert pizzas. Like a lot of dessert pizzas. Huh. One of them looks good. It looks like. Like, a lot of dessert pizzas. Huh. One of them looks good. It looks like it has, like, toasted marshmallow on it. All right, whatever.

I got to stop looking at this. Of all the places, that's the one I saw. At the Cathedral Duchop. Those places are fancy. I need to know what the Cathedral Duchop is because that sounds... Like, it's like a church.

They converted into like a steakhouse. I think it might actually be. Hold on. Cathedral do chop sounds awesome. I liked it. No. Did you wait? Did I?

You linked me. Here's the problem for this entire segment. Google updated. So now it opens locations in a side window oh you know what i found it i found it yeah no i don't worry okay there you go i just typed it in and uh yeah yeah look at that it does it does kind of have a churchy vibe but also the ambiance of an Outback Steakhouse. Yes. That is very true. Question. Question for Brazil.

Is a Brazilian Steakhouse like what we have a Brazilian Steakhouse here in America? Where, like, dudes walk around with skewers of meat? Or is that us bastardizing your food? Also, is a Brazilian Steak just called a steakhouse there? True. True. Yeah. Bila.

Whoa, what the shit is this? I don't know. What do you? Oh, Burger 931. Burger 931. Burger 931. I'm looking at these burgers. They look like burgers.

Burger 931. Burger 931. I'm looking at these burgers. They look like burgers, although, again, terrifying because I feel like this is the way people think of America when they think of burgers. I'm looking at a burger now that is three types of – it's a burger and then bacon-wrapped something and then what appears to be either deep-fried chicken or deep-fried cheese, and I can't really tell, all on one sandwich. And I feel like, is this what the world thinks Americans eat all the time? Kind of is. All right.

Look, is this what they think we eat more than once a day? No, I linked you to the Vila Rural Rancho Bar. Now, this is a place that I would love. Yeah, this place looks great. I can already tell that this place looks great. Yeah, I love this. I drink, I listen to live music, I get a pitcher of beers. Oh, yeah. Although it is funny to me that the big bucket of beers is Heineken for some reason.

That seems weird. I don't know why either. is Heineken for some reason? That seems weird. I don't know why either. Although, this Google update does suck. Yeah, whatever this update is, it makes looking at photos so much harder. Yeah, it's annoying.

This sucks. Although, shout out to the fact that two years ago someone posted what appears to be just a bottle of Smirnoff poured into another drink. And then there's multiple. Like, that's the thing I'd order. That is a bright purple drink with Smirnoff poured into it.

Like, the bottle stuck into it. That thing, and it says it's clearly for multiple people, but nah, dude. That would end me. That's all you. The best part is they got, like, delicious looking soups and fried chicken at this place. It's also a little weird because there's a lot of photos of clearly American looking dudes with their Brazilian girlfriends. And I'm not sure what that says, but it says something. All right.

Yeah. Okay. Main thing here is that he says just to be McDonald's, but there's plenty of places. Yeah. Okay. The main thing here is that he says it's just going to be McDonald's, but there's plenty of places. Yeah, I love this. Also, a small town of a million people. I feel like that's sarcasm. I'm going to say that's sarcasm.

Oh, wait. Wait, hold on. So sometimes when you click on a place, it takes you to the old version of Google Maps. Yeah, I noticed that. What is happening, Google? Yeah, what is this? And that's the weather.

All right, let's go to sports. Sports. Oh boy, we got a lot of sports going on. First, we got football scores. We got the Rams beating the Commanders. Cardinals are losing to the 49ers right now. Bills are beating the Cowboys. Ravens-Jaguars play later tonight.

Browns came back to beat the Bears. Packers got blown out by the Buccaneers. Texans beat the Titans. Dolphins beat the Jets. Chiefs beat the Patriots. Saints beat the Giants. And the Panthers somehow beat the Falcons. And Raiders beat the Chargers on Thursday night.

On Saturday, the Bengals beat the Vikings. The Colts beat the Steelers. And the Lions beat the Chargers on Thursday night. On Saturday, the Bengals beat the Vikings, the Colts beat the Steelers, and the Lions beat the Broncos. Cool. In basketball, Celtics still in first place with the Bucks and the 76ers right behind them, and the Timberwolves in the West are in first place with the Thunder Mavericks and Nuggets right behind them.

And in hockey, we've got the Bruins still in first in the Eastern Conference, the Rangers first in the Metro Conference, the Winnipeg Jets and the Dallas Stars, and the Avalanche all tied at first in the Central Conference, and the Golden Knights first in Pacific with the Canucks right behind them. And that's sports. Okay. What is our fact of the day?

Fact of the day. Giraffes are 30 times more likely to get hit by lightning than people. Is it because they're just taller? They're closer to the sky? Or because they spend time around trees? Is that what we're about to find out? I don't know. It says true. There are only five well-documented

fatal lightning strikes on giraffes between 1996 and 2010, but due to the population of species being just 140,000 during the time, it makes for about.003 lightning deaths per thousand giraffes each year. This is 30 times the equivalent fatality rate for humans.

I guess it would be because they're taller. And they spend more time eating on trees. Do they have a sense of it's raining, there's lightning, get away from tall things? Or because they're so tall they're like, well, what are we going to do?

I think so just just keep doing i mean it's still a 0.003 chance still pretty low you might as well just keep eating that tree leaf yeah it's so weird because we always try to put human emotions and reasoning onto animals and then we're told no animals don't think that way they think like eat sleep bang run like they don't have the same emotions we have but then someone will come out and be like actually an animal you know like uh octopi octopuses right they're literally like they're very smart intelligent they have feelings and emotions like well when did we know that information after we've been eating them for years? What is the rule here?

Yeah. It's very interesting. I'm not sure we have answers or answers that I have really. Or like lobsters. Lobsters are apparently really smart. Yeah. It's very strange that we're just like, yeah,

no, they don't, they don't understand the things we do. They don't have emotions and things that, but then some will be like, actually after years of study, they definitely do. And so I never, I things like that. But then some will be like, actually, after years of study, they definitely do. And so I never know.

I have no answer. Yeah. It's always the things that are delicious, too. It's always just like, this delicious thing you love turns out hates you for eating it. Like, oh, man. Delicious

things. They hate you you News at 11 Well that's your fact of the day Alright what is our big news story of the day Big news story of the day Man arrested after allegedly molesting Manatee statue at Florida restaurant. There's so many questions. So.

First, we need to start with what Florida restaurant has a manatee statue and why? Then, why did a man decide to molest that statue? And then, what happened to him? More importantly, has it ever happened before? What about that statue was this what happened to him more importantly has it ever happened before what about that statue was this guy attracted to more importantly in what way did he molested i need answers well even crazier is this was a pittsburgh man yeah you know what that sounds like you good old boy from the berg that sounds correct pittsburgh man is facing disorderly intoxication charge in florida after he allegedly molested a man.

He was on vacation, bro. You're not going to tell him what to do. At a St. Petersburg restaurant. He also tossed Gator Nuggets into the establishment from the parking lot. Wait, what? Wait, what? Yeah. Anthony Lessa, 23, was arrested last week in connection with the alleged incidents, which happened to two separate businesses.

Authorities arrived on the scene. I can't. The fact that it was two businesses is crazy. Like the first one was like, it's just a drunk. Let him go. A second one was like, not again. No way. No.

How? Yeah. Not again. No way. No how. Yeah. They got a call from Rick Reef's restaurant on St. Pete Beach that an intoxicated person was causing a disturbance. According to NBC Miami, Lessa allegedly got angry after restaurant employees told him he had already paid his bill and it was time for him to go. Once outside, he allegedly, quote, molested a plastic manatee located in the

restaurant's parking lot, which prompted another request from an employee that he leave. Officials said he got physically aggressive with the employee that he allegedly started tossing gator nuggets, that is, deep fried pieces of alligator meat into the Rick Reef's dining

room. I am on their photo website right now, and I'm looking at the alligator nuggets. Yeah, they're sizable. He's chucking sizable nuggets at people. And I also found the manatee, and the manatee in this photo says, it has a shirt that says,

did someone say tacos? Which I think is even funnier. I see that too. I see that too. Les allegedly ran away towards his hotel, the postcard inn on the beach, but what happened next wasn't pretty. The hotel manager told police that he was acting disorderly and screaming obscenities at the person working at the front desk. The manager attempted to de-escalate things by escorting them to their room, but they refused to say which room was theirs. Lessa was removed from the hotel, but allegedly

lingered in the parking lot, still shouting obscenities. Deputies said his actions caused traffic to back up and led to the disturbing of the peace of several other guests waiting for rides. Deputies were... Yep. I will never understand

people that get this drunk. I know there's like sad drunks and happy drunks, but like asshole angry drunk never made sense to me. I do not get it. I don't know what it's about. I watched a video on YouTube

where it was... Cops were called to someplace in Florida. It's always a beach in Florida. Cops were called and there was a, like a big buff dude and his girlfriend. They were on the beach and the cops were like, sir, you're going to have to come with us. Like, what, what did I do? What did I do? And they're like, sir, you peed in the ice machine at the restaurant nearby.

You have to come with us. We're detaining you. He's like, I didn't do anything wrong. What are you going to do? I didn't do anything wrong. So, so I had to pee. So I had to pee. And they're like, come on, you. He's like, I didn't do anything wrong. What are you going to do? I didn't do anything wrong. So I had to pee. So I had to pee. And they're like, come on, sir. He's like, well, I'm a cop. Okay, reach in my back pocket. I got my badge in there. And they're like, sir, are you

an officer here in Florida? And he's like, no, I'm from Chicago. And they're like, okay, well, all officers should know better than to pee in the ice machine, sir. And he's like, hold on. It wasn't the machine. It was buckets. I was peeing in ice buckets. You shouldn than to pee in the ice machine, sir. And he's like, hold on. It wasn't the machine. It was buckets.

I was peeing in ice buckets. Like, you shouldn't pee anywhere in the open in front of families, sir. And they bring him back, and they sit him down on a bench outside the restaurant. They're trying to talk to him. And the entire time, his girlfriend's like, just listen to him. Just stop it. Just listen. And the guy keeps trying to stand up and fight the cop.

And the cop's like, sit down. He pushes him down. And the guy's like to stand up and fight the cop. And the cop's like, sit down. He pushes him down. And the guy's like, oh, you think you're big? If you just uncuff me, oh, I'd show you. And he's like, are you threatening me? Sit down. Let's just resolve this. The guy's like, oh.

And he starts moving closer on the bench. And he just pushes him back across the bench. And he's like, what are you trying to do? I'm just sitting here. I'm just sitting here. He's like, you keep trying to instigate. Stop instigating. And he's like, oh, if I to do? I'm just sitting here. I'm just sitting. He's like, you keep trying to instigate. Stop instigating. And he's like, oh, if I was right.

And his girlfriend the entire time in the background is just like, calm down. What did he do? Calm down. She won't. It's crazy, dude. And I keep thinking, how on earth does anyone get like this? Yeah. And I guess I'll never be there or understand it,

but my God. Yeah. I, I don't understand it either. I could, I can't even imagine being like that at any point, no matter what I was doing. Exactly.

Like I just, it's crazy. He threw nuggets at the restaurant for reasons. I don't know. And probably cause he thought it was hilarious. Cause he's like the mentality of a six year old. threw nuggets at the restaurant for reasons I don't know. And probably because he thought it was hilarious because he's like the mentality of a six-year-old. And then he went out and rubbed up against a manatee that's like, I like tacos to eat.

And then went back to his hotel and started a fight for no reason. Like that is, I don't know what's going through that guy's mind, but I almost can picture exactly what he looks like. I just know what this exactly what he looks like. Okay, yeah. I just know what this kind of person looks like. And I promise you, he has a backwards hat. I know this.

Let's see. Deputies who arrested him said he smelled of alcohol and his pupils were dilated in a bright environment. His short-term memory wasn't so good either. Yeah, you don't say.

Kept asking why he was being arrested even after they told him. As deputies were putting him down, they found a little something extra in his pockets. More gator nuggets, which prompted an exchange that can be seen in this video. Oh my god, we have a video?

Yep. Yes! in this video oh my god we have a video yeah yes uh after asking what lessa had in his pocket oh they said oh wait after asking what lessa's had in his pockets one of the deputies realized oh that was the crap that he had that you were throwing in the other restaurant gator nuggets he replied shark Shark bites. The deputy then remarked to her partner, I thought it was like cork. I'm like, why does he have cork in his pocket? He was taken to the county jail and booked on disorderly intoxication charge.

You were saving him for later. That I get. Yeah. Sometimes you're like, you know, I don't want to eat this now. But, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What's crazy is looking at a photo of him, I misjudged him. He doesn't look like every Florida man. He looks like every LA douche. Well, he is from Pittsburgh. You're right. You know what? You're right. You're right. You're totally right. He has like that weird

kind of thin mustache with a little tiny baby goatee thing going on yeah that's purposely messy hair oh yeah big i'm a writer in la don't you know who my dad is energy okay and he's just kind of like yeah i was wrong i was thinking of him as florida and you were right You said he was from Pittsburgh. Yep. You mixed it up. What a fool I am. That's your big news story of the day. All right. Well, that's it for us. Thanks so much for listening or watching or ever enjoying the show. Crandor, hit them with the socials.

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