Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 428 - Stolen Packages

Episode Date: June 24, 2024

Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time we've got a lot to catch up on after the father's day weekend. Oh, and Jesse's packages keep getting stolen. He may have finally had it with his apartment. Meanwhile Crendor HAS SEEN THE GARFIELD MOVIE! And boy does he have thoughts. All this and potentially our very first sponsorship on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order and free shipping.

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Wake your ass up! It's the Kax and Crandon in the morning! Hup-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo! Crandon in the morning! Hello, and welcome to another episode of Kax and Crandon in the morning! It is excitement. It's the summer solstice two days after. Is it? Do we already have our longest day? Yeah, two days after. Is it?

Do we already have our longest day? Yeah, it was Friday. Or Thursday? I forget which one. Solstice. It was a day. It was one of those days. It was, yeah, two days ago.

Two days ago was the longest day. Nailed it. Nailed it. You didn't even know you were living the longest day. I was probably asleep for half of it. Yeah, probably. Well, I guess know you were living the longest day. I was probably asleep for half of it. Yeah, probably. I guess it depends on what day that was. There was one day this week.

Man, dude, did I tell you about my dream? No. In fact, we got a lot of stuff. We got a lot. Father's Day. We got a whole thing to talk about. Oh, yeah. So I had one night where I just kept waking up.

I don't know what I had done. So I'm at a diner With two nondescript friends Okay And while I'm there A big flashing light goes off in the background Like a bright blinding light And then suddenly All my vision becomes white

And I can't hear anything All I hear is like fuzz And I'm screaming like hey what's going on where are you guys at what's happening and the white suddenly becomes a perfect circle and looks like a tunnel and I hear voices that

are like hey come on dude let's go come on and I'm like what the hell is going on right now what is this and then i just woke up in like a sweat yeah you never told me this i and i don't know what happened i don't know i don't know i think i just told everyone else and we haven't had a chance to talk i was just like i don't know what happened and uh yeah i the best I can figure is it was just a normal dream.

Or worst case scenario, I was almost dead. Yeah, I mean, most logistically, it was probably just you were almost dead. I don't think that's how that is. I don't think that's true at all. Nah, it's got to be that one. Yeah, I just woke up in like a sweat. And that was it. And I was like, what the hell was that dream about?

I mean, I've had dreams where it was like I died in the dream, and then you go to, like, a world like that where it's all just white and there's nothing around, which part of me thinks I've gotten from media where, like, people die. Same, big same. Yeah, so. Again, I also could have been smart. It could have been a trick by demons where they were like, come on, come into the light. And I was like, no, demon, so again. I also could have been smart It could have been tricked by demons where they were like come on come into the light and I was like no demon not today

That's earth I go. Yeah like a Yeah, I mean these also could have been aliens disguised room humans. Oh, yeah, it could have been aliens and I was like Aliens I got I have work tomorrow I was like, aliens, I have work tomorrow. Yeah, you never know. But you beat it, whatever it was. It was literally, that was the whole, it wasn't, usually I have very complicated dreams.

This dream was straight up just at a diner, talking with friends, and like a nuclear explosion flash goes off in the background. Except the flash becomes so bright that it takes my whole field of vision. Everyone vanishes, and then I'm just screaming like, hey, hello. And then it becomes a circle, and I hear voices that are like, come on, dude, let's go. I'm like, what? Yeah, that's. Here's the thing. It wasn't anyone I.

You know how usually if it's like, come into the light, it's a grandma or you see your dog like in the stories you know right yeah it's always something this is just like some guy's voice like come on dude come over here i'm like no what well yeah that's because it wasn't real right it was real it would have been grandma and your dog yeah it would have been my dog, Boomer, from years and years ago. Yes. But even then, the alien demons could probably disguise themselves as your grandma or dog. That's what I'm saying.

You can't trust none of it. Yeah. Yeah, don't trust it. That's probably how we get ghosts. You're like, I'm not trusting it. And then you're stuck here wandering around. People come to us for our scientific expertise. That's probably how you get ghosts.

Checks out, dude. Checks out. Yeah, the math checks out. I've ran the numbers numerous times. Oh, my God. Hopefully we clip it. I was playing Final Fantasy XIV on stream, and there's like an in-game lotto system,

and you can do the scratch-off lotto three times in a row. And the first time I scratched it, I was like, come on, streamer luck. And I scratched it off and I got 360. And I was like, well, what you don't see is that 360 is a perfect circle. And that perfect circle returns me to when I get 10,000. And then I scratch it off again and it gives me 250 something. I'm like, well, actually 250 times the perfect circle of the hypotenuse using the math's frequency and then I scratch it again

and I got 10,000. I was like, see? What'd I tell you? That was literally me every time there was a Hearthstone pack opening thing. And listen, 99% of the time it works. Yeah. 5% of the time. Bullshitting your way and eventually it'll work.

Yeah. You may fail numerous other times, but the one time it does work, you gotta make everybody aware that it worked that time. Then you clip it and you ship it and you make everyone think that's how it is for you all the time. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really the internet. You just get moments like that. You clip them, you put

them out there and everyone's like, wow, they're so cool. So lucky. I hate that that's so true that's it that is in fact it yeah that's by the way i love how anytime i go on like i notice this on twitter like somebody will post something it's like this crazy thing happening under it it's like this thing actually never happened this is from this thing it's like what so like i see like a billion of those now. People are just taking shit and making it up

just to get clicks now. Yeah, it sucks too because a lot of the videos that are online now, for a brief moment, I'm taken away by them. I'm smitten with the idea of what it is. I'm like, oh, that's so cute. And then it hits me. Wait, where'd that other camera come from?

How do they have a wide shot of this scene? I thought this was like a wholesome video, but a whole third camera appeared. Wait a minute. Like, that's not. I feel like this is fake. Oh, yeah. It's, I mean, I could literally take a picture of you, put it up there and be like, this is Jimmy Cox. and be like, this is Jimmy Cox, and he, you know, he's having a hard time getting through some troubles. If you guys could go to my Patreon thing, then people would be like, wow, that's crazy.

And then they'd be like, wait a second, this guy isn't Jimmy Cox at all. It's the same vibe I see in LA for some reason. There's a lot of people that on the back of their car, they have, Just married, Venmo me. And I'm like, what the hell? Yeah. Does that work? If it works, I'm just going to write that on the back of my car.

Yeah. If that works, I need info. I see a bunch of it's like, just married, or girls girls trip or a bachelor party and like help us buy drinks and strippers. Does that work? Cause I feel like 90% of the time it's just a dude wrote that in the back of his car. Maybe it's, I mean, it's gotta work. They got it there. If it works once, that's more than I thought it would work.

It probably worked in like a viral video thing. And then everyone kind of just did it, you know what I mean? Oh yeah. Cause that feels like an internet thing. That's very much a YouTube like, I put this sticker on the back of my car and you won't believe how much money I made. On the internet, free hugs is cute. In real life, a dude is like, hug me. That's worrying. Yeah. No, that's, that that's you don't want that no you don't want that at all that guy i don't know that man who is that guy in fact even on youtube it's weird because i mean

even a lot of time half the people they get for those things are just paid and then the other half it's like they're just probably nervous or like oh you gotta do the thing i'm on camera or whatever and they're like haha ha ha, yeah. There's a lot of them. I watched one recently where it was like, the only reason I watched it is because the dad involved was very funny. But it was like two dudes standing on the side of the street

and they were like, yo, if you give us your dad for the day, we'll give you a bunch of money tomorrow. I think that was the premise. And this girl was like, okay okay and the dad was awesome he seemed like a cool dude but it was just i would never give my father to anyone with a camera for a day that's gotta that's gotta be so like pre-set up absolutely like there's no way being like hey give us your dad he'll bring him back like. He was found in Mexico. You come back here tomorrow.

We'll pay you for it. Like, what? No, pay me now. Yeah, that's just straight up kidnapping. Right. And the thing is, they took him around. They did a bunch of cool dad stuff. They drank.

They went to a ball game. Fine, cool, but also, no, no. I don't think that would happen if anyone else replicated that it'd be like my dad went missing i haven't seen him for four years i don't know yeah speaking of dad see this is a good segue this is a good segue father's day happened that's a thing did it did you do anything fun for father's day we barbecued uh i drank like coronas it's like three coronas which are like four percent alcohol or something it's like sure and then uh you know this grill my dad was like we're selling stuff at the flea market and i was

like that's neat he's like we got these antiques can you look them up on ebay and i was like that one goes for like 30 and he's like i we got these antiques. Can you look them up on eBay? And I was like, that one goes for like $30. And he's like, I paid three. I paid three. And I was like, all right. So that was like an hour of him just being like, what's this sell for? And he's like, I got that for five bucks. It goes for 100.

Oh, my God. So, yeah, he loves the flea market. So he went to the flea market. Yeah. Yeah, he go. Well, my parents, they go to the flea market. he went to the flea market yeah yeah he go well my parents they go to the flea market they sell i thought you were saying he went he was going to sell stuff in the flea market he went to go buy stuff they do both oh and buy the they've done that since i've been like seven years old because i remember nostalgia memory i remember being in the car. They were selling stuff at the flea market, and I had my... Remember those before we had phones?

Before we had even flip phones, they had those old portable TVs. Oh, I remember. I used to have one in my bedroom. That's what I went to sleep with every night. Yeah. Yeah, and I had that portable TV, and I was watching Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh on it. I don't remember. I was watching something just in the car being like, I'm bored.

Like, I don't know. And then they were like, all right, here's your lunch. And it was like a sandwich they made. And it was like, all right. And then we'd finally get to go home. And I'd be like, thank God. That, yeah, man, that brings back memories. I used to have a little portable TV slash radio.

And I'd watch it in my bedroom at night when I should have been going to bed. And the only channels I got on it, because there was no cable on that thing, it was NBC, CBS, ABC, and Fox. And maybe sometimes scrambled

what was it before it was CW? Oh, I know what you mean. Whatever the hell it was before CW. The one with the frog. Yeah, and that's all I got. And so at night I'd watch Conan O'Brien, late night after midnight, and then I'd watch, God, what else did I watch on that damn thing?

Like other stuff. I don't remember what was going on in the mid-90s. I'll be honest. Conan. Conan was all I remember. They'd have, like, sometimes I'd get baseball on. Sometimes they'd have, like, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air or something. Yeah, that sounds right.

Yeah, or I'd watch, like, PBS Kids. Oh, man, I didn't get PBS on that damn thing. Oh, dang. Missed out. Yeah on that damn thing. Oh, damn. Missed out. Yeah, I think it's because it was also part radio. So it was also black and white. I think mine was. I actually don't remember.

Yeah, I had that TV radio until I went off to college. Wow. And then even in college, Everyone I knew had like a cool Wide screen TV I did not I still had that bootleg Probably worth a ton of money now It had a VCR in it

And the TV And it was one of those perfect square 4x3 TVs That everyone who's a gamer now wants badly That's what I had for years Not until I lost my job teaching and had to sell everything tonight did i give that away there was a time period where jesse was was like those images of dude or like guy apartments that was pretty much me when i was, that was my life. I had a TV and a chair, and that was pretty much it. The necessities.

Yeah. Man, that is... It's crazy how people want those TVs and stuff now. That's like VHS things, too. People try to find VHS players. That had everything in it, baby. That TV was great. It was a big gray box.

It was such a goofy-looking thing. Funnily enough, my dad, when I moved, gave me a bookshelf. And on that bookshelf, I just put the TV because, you know, books, I guess. So I always thought that was really funny. He's like, this bookshelf, I've had it for years. It's now yours. And I was like, cool. A TV would look good on that.

I mean, were you right? Did it look good on it? It did. The thing was it was a very flimsy bookshelf that was mostly supported by glass. So often it seemed precariously dangerous. It could fall apart at any moment. Never did.

It's fine. Eventually it got destroyed in a move. So I had to throw it out. So yeah, that was my father's day. Helping him with flea market stuff and then barbecuing. That's cool. That's very cool. Yeah. What did you do? So my parents and I went to go to a Korean barbecue. And I guess it's something, a new one opened up near us and my parents really wanted to go. It is the most, at least on the inside, the least Korean barbecue place I've ever seen.

It seemed like five-star dining, which I never really associate with Korean barbecue ever. Yeah. It was very white on the inside and very clean. I don't know. It seemed like hyper-sanitized. Most of the Korean barbecue places kind of like that. Like a hospital waiting room cut in a vine but nicer.

And most of the Korean barbecue places I go to the walls are covered with TV screens that are showing K-pop and there's like guys yelling at each other in the back and there's spray paint on the walls and I'm like yeah this is good. But we went there and my parents were like we want to get the whatever the three main thing was which was just a bunch of like wagyu beef which is in different forms which

would have been fine you know would have been high quality or whatever but they were like oh we're out of the we're out of the beef bagogi which i don't know how you're out of beef bagogi at 11 a.m on a father's day it at 11 a.m. on a Father's Day. It was 11 a.m., dude. Yeah. We went there. We were the first people there. It was us and this Asian couple next to us.

That was it. They must have had a lot of beef bulgogi. Right? And then eventually people started coming in, but we were the first people there. And so there's no beef bulgogi. And I was like, all right, Mom, Dad, let me order. Let me order this. I was like, I'll get you the brisket because I know that's what you want. We'll make that happen for you.

Fine. But I'm going to get you two things that I want. And I want to see if you like them. I got them a chicken thing, which was very good. They both liked that. But then I also got the extra spicy bulgogi pork. Oh my God. It's my favorite thing on the menu i was just devouring it my parents were like it's so hot oh so hot because i'm a smart son i got an order of pineapple to grill and they were eating that pineapple they were like oh it's so good oh oh god it's so hot so hot so i spiced my parents out it was lovely it was a good time uh yeah i i was thrilled that they so easily adapted to all the things i didn't think they would like you know what i mean like there's a bunch you know when they serve you the little trays of various goodies um a lot of it was kind of like my parents

have had korean barbecue before but i don't remember if they enjoyed it or not. So, but they ate that salad up. They went in on the cucumbers. They were like munching on daikon stuff. They were feeling it. I was like, okay. The one thing they didn't like that I thought would be the surefire winner because it seems so basic, the potato salad. I mean, how'd they make it? I mean, this one was a little different, but it's the same way that they always make that little potato salad thing that kind of looks like mashed potatoes but isn't mashed potatoes.

Yeah, I know what you mean. And they were like, nah. I was like, that's the one? Blown away. Blown away by that. Yeah, my mom would like Korean food, but my dad, he's very much like, where's the food? This is it. Where's my meat, potato, bread?

My dad loved it, and i know exactly why it had nothing to do with the flavoring it was a hundred percent because it was hot directly off of a grill i feel like that's his favorite flavor my dad's favorite flavor of food is mouth burning hot as long as it's hot he'll he'll eat it. Yeah, and he was feeling it. He was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is good, this is good. Is it like a mental thing of like it's fresh, or is he just like the heat? I think he just likes hot food. My entire life that I've known him, which is all of it, he has always been that guy at a restaurant where even if the food comes out and there's steam coming off of it, he's like, it's a little cold.

A little cold. It's like they it's a little cold. A little cold. Like they let us sit back there for a while. I'm like, Dad, this is very hot. He's like, yours might be hot, but mine is a little cold. A little cold. I'm going to say something. Yeah, oh, yeah. Everywhere we go, if we eat out, his number one thing is, is it hot?

If it's been sitting for a while, he gets very upset. It feels like that's not a very high bar to jump over well i mean admittedly it if you're going to a restaurant and they're serving you food it should be you know hot food yeah but he just his thing is like if it's hot i know they just prepared it i guess i guess is the vibe and it hasn't been sitting out a while so he does that whole thing where he's like nope nope this is this is just barely warm i'm gonna let the waiter know i'm like okay dad all right all they do is like throw it in the microwave or something i'm sure that's what they do yeah yeah but maybe that's maybe he's fine with that i don't know yeah maybe that's his thing he's like okay yeah in fact my dad's done that my mom's like made food and he's like it's

not hot and he's like just put it in the microwave and he's like, here we go. Like, I don't know. Yeah, that definitely ruins whatever it is that your mom made. But, you know. Yeah. Whatever. As long as he's eating it, I guess. Yeah.

Yeah. But I just thought it was really funny because it seemed like his sweet spot was Korean barbecue. It wasn't one of the ones where you make it. It was one of the ones where a poor kid, I think he's 18, maybe 19, was sitting there at the table making the food. Right. And my dad was like, yeah, yeah, it looks good.

It looks good. It looks real good, Jason. Keep it up. Great stuff, Jason. I was like, I think he likes this. I think he likes this a lot. I want to take him to different ones Great stuff, Jason. I was like, I think he likes this. I think he likes this a lot. I want to take him to different ones because I want to see their reaction to some of the, like, more variety.

This was a very white people Korean barbecue place. Right. I want to take him to a place where it's like chicken hearts and shit. Oh, yeah. I want to give him good, like, it's like chicken hearts and shit. Oh, yeah. Like the I want to give them. I want to give them good. Like it turns out there's a lot of stuff I love, even though it's really weird. I'm like, yeah, that's delicious. How we did that with the hot pot.

Tina took us to like the Chicago Chinatown hot pot. And that shit was like crazy. Like they got like all the intestine organ meats and stuff like that. I was like some of them. I was like, it and stuff like that. I was like, some of them, I was like, it's pretty good. Some,

I was like, nope. It's for me, it's entirely texture based. Yeah. Mostly on a grill. You're going to get something that tastes grilled and doesn't have weird sort of hot pot sliminess of some parts of a body.

That's a weird thing to say, but some body parts, I'm just going to say are not as superior as other body parts. Some body parts are delicious, and no matter how you cook them, they're great. And some body parts come out kind of gross, and I just don't want to eat them. Yeah, I think a lot of people have

textured things. Some people just don't like the way they feel in their mouth. I need a little pushback. I need a little mouth pushback. I don't want to chew on something and for it to squish no thank you i don't like it i mean gushers here's the thing gushers because the outside candy is gummy there's a little pushback ah i see what you mean okay but if but if the outside is squishy and the inside goes that's nasty i. I hate it. I hate it.

It's why I don't want to take a bite of a big tomato, but I'd eat a cherry tomato. No problem. Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, because you got all the goopy tomato parts inside, but then. You're right. The big tomato is too much goop. The little cherry tomato, that's easy, baby.

That's mostly the outside, honestly. I don't mind both. I like tomatoes, but I know a lot of people like that. They only eat, like, the big tomatoes or any tomatoes, some people. I mean, also, a lot of tomatoes just taste like crap. I disagree. I like tomatoes. Oh, well, I mean, I'm sure if you go and you get, like, a good tomato from, like, Phil's Tomato Stand, sure.

But most tomatoes you buy at the grocery store have no taste to them. Yeah. I mean, it depends. I mean, if you're buying bad tomatoes. I mean, clearly I am. You just got to feel up the tomato. I don't want to feel up a tomato. Why not?

Because I don't want to feel up tomato. I don't want to be at the grocery store like, hey there, Red. How are you looking? Let me just grab you for a minute. It's like that time you oiled up your baked potato. You got to bake that tomato. You got to fill it up. The Irishman in me is like,

well, you oiled the potatoes. Just carry it over. The tomatoes, then. No, there's no Italian in me. I don't have a little Italian guy who's like, oh. He almost did the Irish thing for an Italian person. no there's no Italian in me I don't have a little Italian guy who's like oh he almost did the Irish thing for an Italian spank the tomato all my voices sound the same

I've realized they're all basically Scottish they are kind of pretty much yeah oh yeah I was gonna ask you about your I don't know if this was before father's day or what you had like a package go missing oh oh my god dude dude talk about an adventure my adventure i mean i literally wrote a review about my apartment complex after it was over where i left 12 years of complaint of complaints on the review site and

was like, I will be moving. This place is terrible. One out of five stars. I was like, I hate this place. I was so upset. So because at the grocery, so usually I just go to the grocery store and buy what I need. However, there are some things which I just will buy online because it's more efficient. So a great example is water.

If I want to get bottled water, buying at the grocery store, you can only get it at my grocery store in packs of six. And in my mind, I'm like, okay, well, I would like to get more than that. And I could get more water, but it would be Dasani, and I don't want 32 things of Dasani ever. So the best I can do of any other water is six. Or 12 in little small ones

but I want big ones because I drink a lot of water. So I will go online you can get 32 of those damn things shipped directly to you. And I was like awesome. So I ordered from Amazon Amazon shipped the water. It arrived. Here's the thing.

Usually it arrives in an Amazon box. This time it just arrived in a box that said water on it. Oh. And they usually deliver it to the lockers where they have, you know, they store stuff. But this time they just left it outside the lockers, sitting there in a parking garage. It was delivered at 10 p.m. on whatever day it was delivered. I don't remember, but I got up the next day, went to go look at 9, maybe 10 a.m. Gone.

Just gone. And there was a photo on the Amazon website that said, we delivered it. So either one, the Amazon driver just took that shit, or two, someone in the apartment complex took it. Right. Either way, there is a security camera right there, one of those 360 security cameras. So I was like, oh, I'll just go to the office and be like, hey, someone stole my stuff. I know there have been a string of thefts that have been happening in this apartment complex, in that place.

It got so bad that a few years ago they they installed in the main building a security thing where all packages are in a security room you have to enter a pasco to get in but not in my building my building they just throw that shit and it's so stupid anyway i went there and i was like hey a package of mine was stolen i feel really weird because it's just water like at the end of the day it's just water it's not anything crazy but i don't like that mine was stolen. I feel really weird because it's just water. At the end of the day, it's just water. It's not anything crazy. But I don't like that it was stolen. I probably will get a refund from Amazon. But I'd like to know, can we look at the footage and see who took it?

And the people there were like, well, we'll have to wait until the manager gets in. And usually we need the police in order to unlock the footage. And I'm like, well then. So you're telling me that I have to, one, wait for a manager, and two, call the police, file a police report over water. And they were like, it's just what we have to do. I went off

on them. Dude, I've never done that before. I was like, this apartment complex has gotten so shitty. It's one of the worst. I've been here since 2012 And I've watched it get more expensive And the quality go down People have changed hands The people who run this place have changed hands so many times

They don't even know who's in charge anymore Every time I get an email address where I call someone They no longer work there a month later The turnover is crazy This is madness that any of you have any loyalty to anything here. And I was like, this is so dumb. I got so loud that, like, a random one of the employees, like, walked up and stood right beside me, like, trying to be threatening. And I was like, I'm sorry.

I'm very frustrated because y'all are never a help, ever. When I had my roof flood, it took you guys so long just letting you know i'm upset because it's compounding issues and the fact that you have the footage but i can't look at the footage when obviously one of my neighbors or perhaps the amazon guy stole this package i can't look at it like you have to get a police report i'm like okay i will and i don't think they thought i would call the sheriff's department and i'm like hi i'd like to get a police report. I'm like, okay, I will. And I don't think they thought I would. Call the sheriff's department. And I'm like, hi, I'd like to report a robbery. I need someone.

And they're like, okay, sure. When the cop shows up, the security, a security guard who is, I guess, works for the property, also shows up at the same time somehow, right? So now they come over and they're like, oh, yeah, we'd love to know what's going on. So immediately I'm like, uh-huh. Okay. So this is the apartment complex trying to like minimize me talking shit. Gotcha.

So I tell the cop, I'm like, look, I'm sorry. I don't want to do this. I think this is stupid. I have to do this over water. Right. I was like, this is no more than like with shipping a $30 purchase. This is like, this is unimportant to the world, dude. I had a package that was delivered by Amazon that was then stolen.

And they say that in order to see the footage of the camera, I need the police involved. And he's like, okay, yeah, no, we've had a lot of this lately here. Which to me, I'm like, okay, so this guy knows this place is getting robbed constantly like one of our neighbors is just stealing stuff yeah and he's like okay sure so he files a police report with me and then the the person who is the security guard starts asking me questions like where was it what was going on do you have photos do you have and i'm like yeah look here's the photo amazon sent me at 10 p.m. at night saying they delivered it. I was there the next day, not even 12 hours later. The camera will verify that I was there because the camera saw me looking around through all the packages that were on the ground outside trying to find my package, and I couldn't.

That is the time frame. That's when this went down. So in between those two times, someone just took it. And it's very obvious because here's the photo from Amazon that shows you exactly where they put it. So all you have to do is watch the footage of someone going up to it and taking that package, and we'll just know who it is. She's like, okay, okay, that makes sense. That makes sense. I'm like, yeah, no, it does.

So guy gives me the police report, and he's like, okay, when you get the footage, send it here. We'll use it as evidence. I'm like, all right. So, I walk back up to the office, and they're like, okay. So, we'll let you have access to the footage when the manager gets in. I'm like, okay, cool. When's the manager getting in? They're like, next Tuesday.

I'm like, are you kidding me? Three months from now. So I waited and I called and was like, hey, let's speak to the manager about this. And they were like, manager's not in right now. I'm like, okay, fine. So that's why I left my really pissy review. I get a message from the manager on the review that's like, what can we do to make this right? Here's my phone number. Give me a call. And I was like, did you on the review that's like, what can we do to make this right? Here's my phone number.

Give me a call. And I was like, did you read the review? I left you 12 years of angry complaints. There's nothing you can do to make this right at this point. Right. Please piss off. So, yeah, now I'm already planning on trying to find someplace else to move to in the city.

I'm just, like, so over it. This place has consistent. What's crazy is they make the main building look better and better every year. But all the buildings where people live are just falling apart. One of those. And I'm like, this is, you guys are terrible. It's like the thing North Korea does. They're like, look how beautiful it is.

Then they got all the shitty living situations behind everything. My apartment complex is in fact the North Korea of California. Yes. That is... Well, here's the thing. You should have called the manager number.

Oh, I did! I did, and I got like a voice message. I got the voice message. I said, hey, got a voice message. Ah. I guess that would check out. I got the voice message. I said, hey, just returning your call. I would love to talk to you about the footage of the... They're not going to... I don't even think those cameras work, dude.

I'm positive this is all stalling. There's a camera there because it'll scare people away. It's clearly... If it has been a problem for so long, how on earth have they not stopped whoever's doing it? Yeah. Clearly the person knows. So I don't think they care. Yeah.

Like the person taking the stuff knows like, man, this camera doesn't work and nobody does shit. So they just keep doing it. One of my neighbors, every time she's down there and she sees a package for the people that live around her, she'll bring it up to us and leave it on her door. Because she's like, I don't like it. And they keep stealing packages. Everyone just knows it's happening. Nothing's being done. It's crazy.

It's crazy to me. And so I just don't, I'm like, that's it. That's the last straw. You guys, every time I, I could, I could deal with y'all being like, well, it'll take like four or five weeks to fix something in your apartment because it's never anything big. Right. But I just just it was the straw that brought the camels back i'm so over it so i've been i've been asking around but my

lease isn't up for a while i still have till the end of the year so i'm still stuck here but yeah i am not fall or something yeah i i'm so upset i was like nah dude made me so mad i couldn't believe. I was sitting there talking to a cop just like, it was water. They stole water. I felt so embarrassed. I was like. Yeah, and then Amazon immediately was like, sure, we'll send it out to you again.

Don't worry. Yeah, but the thing is, even though it was water, it's like the next time it could be something more valuable. Oh, absolutely. This is why I was like, I want to know. Maybe we can find out who it was water, it's like the next time it could be something more valuable. Oh, absolutely. This is why I was like, I want to know. Maybe we can find out who it was. Clearly, they've stolen other things of value from other people. Yeah. I mean, there's plenty of things that can come in from like, you know, like this is a special package or like some one-time package from some company and then it's just stolen.

There's got to be some way like a lock on the door we have boxes where they put it in and it closes you have to put a passcode to get it in the problem is half the people in my apartment complex don't collect their mail every day so they just let it sit there and then it builds up and then they have to leave them outside the lockers uh i see and it's like if we all just existed as a society and worked together, we could really make this run smoothly, guys. Nah, that'll never happen. Of course not. So I'm sure you can tell it kind of pisses me off.

Yeah, I mean, it pissed me off too. Yeah. So not a fan of any of that. I told my mom I left a review. She's like, oh, you didn't need to do that. I was like, I needed to. I needed to vent. I needed to vent.

I've never been so mad at anything in my life. I was like, every time I talk with them, I think I mentioned this on the podcast before. When I was trying to get my lease renewed and I was trying to get them to lower the rent because I did all these things to get them to lower the rent. And they were like, we're under a new company now. So none of that really matters. The dude was like, I can call my rep, and I guess their main office is in Texas somewhere, so that tells you everything you need to know.

They're not even on site. And I'm like, sure, yeah. And he's like, okay, I'll get back to you. And then I waited almost a month. As my lease is expiring, I waited almost a month thinking maybe, okay, this guy seemed like he was on the up and up. We had a good conversation. He was like, nope, can't do it, dude.

I was like, I have three days to either move or sign another lease. So you're just kind of like forced. I was like, I guess I'm staying. Yeah. Yeah. And that was how I started this lease period. So I'm already over them. I'm ready to go. I'm done. Yeah. That's pretty bad I started this lease period. So I'm already over them. I'm ready to go.

I'm done. Yeah, that's pretty bad. It sucks, dude. Everything, it's just gotten worse. I'm like, you know, when I first moved here, this place was lovely. And honestly, it's the only place I've ever seen in LA that has one and a half bathrooms for this price and vaulted ceiling. It's a beautiful apartment. I love it.

It's the only reason why I convinced myself it was worth staying. Now I'm like, look, I'll go to the shithouse if it'll get me away from this place. It'll do it. It'll go to the shithouse. I will go to the shithouse. Luckily, I have a lot of friends who live in like 15, 20 minutes of me who I can ask them about stuff. Yeah, that's true.

There's one place I was looking at already where I was like, this might be the spot, bro. Yeah, maybe. We'll see. It's in walking distance from a lot of stuff. Right now, my current apartment is in walking distance of nothing. Yeah. It's like in the middle of,

you have to go down like 12 streets to get there, and it's like, hey. We used to be near more stuff back in the day. Yeah, yeah. And then the whole area got taken over by, not apartments, by hotels. Oh. Yeah.

That's weird. And the last, like, since 2019, the whole area's just gone to kind of shit. I mean, it's great if you're a tourist, but if you live here, it's a pain in the ass. Hence, the intersection of Doom. Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense. Yeah. That in the ass. Hence, the intersection of doom. Oh, yeah. I guess that makes sense.

Yeah. That's another thing added on. The intersection of doom. So I'm just, I'm ready to move on. Find someplace else. But I'm still going to be here for at least five more months. So, yeah. Hopefully I didn't write my review too early.

Because if something goes wrong, they may be like, F that guy. You'll be like, my air conditioner broke. They'd be like, yeah, we got a guy going to fix it. And it's like, don't send anyone. Let him suffer. Let him melt. Know what I was going to bring up the other week? That you were like, you were going to talk about something.

And then I didn't. Yeah? It was the Garfield movie. Oh my God, did you see it? I did see it. I was the Garfield movie. Oh my God. Did you see it? I did see it. I need the review. All right, hit me.

So after looking at all the reviews right there, like this movie is terrible. It's got like 36% Rotten Tomatoes. IMDB 5.8 out of 10. Although Google users 90% like the movie. I gave it a solid 6.5 to 7. Now, is this one of those reviews where it's a fair review? Or does this movie just suck and you're trying to be nice? I'm reviewing this based off of the fact that it's a kid's movie.

And I went into it expecting a kid's and I, you know what it had, it had some goofs. It made me laugh a couple of times. It had some gaffes. Uh, my biggest gripe with it, Chris Pratt, a hundred percent. Uh, cause he's not Garfield. Doesn't sound like Garfield. Never will be Garfield.

He's not Garfield. He's just Chris Pratt being Garfield, but he's not Garfield. Doesn't sound like Garfield. Never will be Garfield. He's not Garfield. He's just Chris Pratt being Garfield. But he's not Garfield. He's just... It just doesn't work. I don't know. And I feel like if Chris Pratt wasn't Garfield in this movie, I'd give it a 7.

But since he is, I'd give it like a 6. So that's why I give it a 6.5-ish. Because he just brings it down. Like, everyone else in the movie was good like I thought the plot was alright it was a kids movie plot it was goofy right like I've seen plenty of kids movies in my day and I was like it was alright you know

it did it's thing but just Chris Pratt being like hey buddy I'm Chris Pratt Garfield here and I'm just like please please no yeah no I'm alright Pratt Garfield here. And I'm just like, please, please no. Yeah, no, I'm all right. Yeah. Like, why is Chris Pratt have to be in everything now? He's like become the guy where they're like, he's so cool.

Right. Can we just stop? I think his trajectory was Chris Pratt was on Parks and Rec. Then suddenly was in Marvel movies. Yeah. From Marvel. People were like, he's so funny and charming and handsome. And then they started putting him in other things.

But then he started getting animation work, like Mario and stuff. And then people were like, oh, he can do voices too. Like, Hollywood is lame. Yeah. Like, Hollywood is devoid of casting agents who want to do their job. Like, most casting agents, there are a few who are brilliant, and they'll cast a show, and it'll be legendary. It'll change the world.

But most of them are lazy. Yeah. Which, to me, they're like, yeah, he was good as Mario, so we can get him because he's a name, and he can be Garfield. Because that's not going to require much work, and he does voice acting well, so that's fine. Yeah. Because that's not going to require much work. And he does voice acting well. So that's fine. I guarantee that is the thought process that went into it.

They were like, big name, Garfield. We got it, baby. Yeah, 100% it is what happened. Because, like, when you think of Garfield, you think, I always think of like the old cartoon Garfield. Where he's a little more like, Garfield. Where he's kind of mumbling a bit, but he's like low energy. And he's like, lasagna, I love lasagna, it's my favorite.

Like when I actually, I was looking at some of the older Garfield movies, like even the Bill Murray Garfield was much better. Bill Murray's a better Garfield. He's not great, but he's better. Yeah, he's better. He's at least like trying to be what Garfield is. That's at least a seven. Yeah, like he's doing it. Like Chris Pratt Garfield, it's just there's's at least trying to be what Garfield is. That's at least a seven. He's doing it. Chris Pratt-Garfield, there's too much energy for Garfield.

And he's just like, Chris Pratt! You're like, okay, I don't like this. Do you think they tried to do one of those, like, it's a Garfield for a different generation? That's just an excuse for we wanted Chris Pratt to bring in money. Oh, I'm aware, but I feel like that's how an excuse for we wanted chris pratt to bring in money oh i'm i'm aware but i feel like that's how they convinced themselves like yeah probably really garfield but like he is garfield dude you know yeah no that that does sound like what they would tell themselves

so overall it was okay but would have been better without ch Pratt. That seems like most things, unfortunately. Yeah. It was okay, but would have been better without Chris Pratt. Yeah. That's a modern saying now in 2024. Time to stop Chris Pratt. I feel like he is victim of something that happens in Hollywood often, which is like peak guy. So they will find someone they love, cast them in 8 billion movies,

and then people quickly get over them. And it happens all the time, especially with comedy people. They're told by their agent you have to strike when the iron's hot, get as many movies done, do all the... And then, like, people are over it real quickly. They just are done with it it happens

all the time i'm sure anyone at home listening can think of a million comedians that had like seven eight movies in a row and then just vanished because people were like nah yeah no yeah i can definitely see that they're no time cop let me tell you yeah they're no Jean-Claude Van Damme time cop. Yeah. Or that other guy that I already forgot. The action guy. I don't even remember the movie. You forgot the... Oh, wow. The Reno Williams.

Never mind, I didn't forget. Right, it was there. It was always with you. Because Reno's always with you. Or Remo. Whatever the hell his name is. You already got it wrong. Yeah, honestly, YouTube's got a fantastic selection of shitty 90s action films.

I'm very pleased. It makes watching so easy. Yeah, like, if anything, that's the thing. It's the best thing that ever happened was Amazon Video shutting down. So we found this. We've actually watched better movies than we did on Amazon. The two movies we've seen so far have been excellent films yeah just really top of the line um so yeah that was that was my last two weeks well

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Hit the old weather finder. Oh my god, we got a lot of weather requests. This one. We got a weather request I've landed on. Weather request for Grunbach-Amtschneberg, Austria. It's an old coal mining town. There isn't a lot here, but we do have a meat vending machine in front of the bank. First off, awesome. Second off, Grunbach am Schneeberg.

Yeah, Grunbach am Schneeberg. That is, I mean, that is a name, all right. Does that mean like Grunbach on Schneeberg? Or like, I don't know what that even means. I don't know. But at 60 degrees Fahrenheit, feels like 59, high at 73, low at 55, humidity 77%,

pressure 30.06 inches, visibility 9 miles, 458 AM sunrise, 858 PM sunset, winds at 8 miles an hour, 2.52 UV index, 0 with a waning gibbous moon phase. Taking a look at the 10-day. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

Monday, 73, mix of clouds and sun. Tuesday, 75, partly cloudy. Wednesday, 74 PM thunderstorms. Thursday, thunderstorms, 74. Friday, 80, partly cloudy. Saturday 81, partly cloudy. Sunday 77 with thunderstorms and Monday 66 with showers. I can't

tell if this is a town or just the secret hideout of a Bond villain. There is, according to the internet, roughly 15 to 1600 people who live there and everyone who does, I'm pretty sure is in some sort, like they're

all employees of a Bond villain. Like this place is the, like if I was Moriarty this is where I would live. Yeah, right in downtown Grunbach. It is, it's surrounded by national parks, everything in it looks gorgeous.

Like it's all very old. And it looks kind of like what I imagine it looked in the 1800s. Right. But there's like nothing. There's nothing in this town. I see Sheenberg alpaca. Bunch of alpacas. Sure.

There's a lot of places to stay. But the places are just straight. This one is Galand galand hoot whatever whatever it is it appears to be just one cabin yeah that's probably just some dude renting out his cabin or something yeah hoopter hoose hoopter hoose house just looks like a barn and they're just people hanging out cabin or something. Yeah. Hoopter Hoos. Hoopter Hoos House. Just looks like a barn and they're just people hanging out outside. I imagine they serve food there.

I mean, they're drinking beer. They're eating meats. That's pretty good. Meats and beans. Although this one photo of just, it looks like a hot dog, pork. I guess that's rice or porridge and beans. Maybe lentils. I can't really tell. And then beer.

And I'm kind of all right with that. I see a cafe burg work. You found an actual cafe? Yeah, it's got six reviews, five stars. That's because there's only six people who live by it, probably. And I found another one, the Johan Camper Brewery. And there's no pictures, but it's got four reviews. Four and a half stars.

I found a place called... Landgestof... Jotchnig? Boy, oh boy, I don't know how to say any of that. This place looks delicious. Although the decor reminds me of a banquet hall, but all the food looks amazing. I guess it's kind of hard to screw up the food if you keep it simple. You know what I mean?

That's true, yeah. Looks delicious. I zoomed in on the road, and right now I'm next to the villa, and I see the uh, what is this? This is the uh, spar spar lasso? Wait, is that the bank?

Where's the meat vending machine? I found a yoga place, so I mean like, even up in the mountains, people be yoga-ing. Yeah. Oh, it's right be yoga-ing. Yeah. Oh, it's right by Cafe Bergwerk. Okay. That's got a, I don't know if that's the bank or not that he's talking about, but. I mean, we could just.

A bank with meat vending machine. There's actually many meat vending machines, apparently, all over Central Europe. Oh. Even in Japan. Japan has a remote Japan town sells meat from a vending machine. Interesting. I don't know if I'd want that. I would 100% want that.

I would love a meat vending machine because I imagine they keep it cool in there. But I guess I wouldn't know when they put it there. I did through all this find Metagel, Germany's hedgehog sculpted from meat. There he is. When you said it's a hedgehog sculpted from meat, I thought you meant like it was a

national treasure. This is just a meat rolled up and then it has like pickles put in it and then onions for quills. Yeah, they made an hedgehog out of the meat with onions and stuff. Right. I just thought it was going to be, like, the national treasure of Germany. It was beautiful. It was going to be, like, a statue maybe or something.

No, that is a bread roll sized hedgehog. Yeah, I'm loving it. Of course you are. Yeah, I think that's about it. Yeah, it looks like a beautiful town, but it also, again, looks like a place that Moriarty plots his evil plans 100%.

100%. That's the weather. Alright, let's go to sports sports uh sports we've got basketball the boston celtics won the nba finals so yeah uh then we had the uh hockey playoffs where currently the florida pan were up 3-0 on the Edmonton Oilers, but now the Oilers have come back down 3-0 to tie it up, and they're going to Game 7 tomorrow. So that's going to be an intense final game. I should probably watch that.

Damn, dude. And then after that, this week we got the NBA draft. We also got the NHL drafts, a lot of offseason stuff. And then we got baseball happening. And yes, there's also college baseball. There's, what is this? I think soccer's happening. I also think, oh, there's the WNBA.

The Sky beat the Fever. Kaitlin Clark lost. The PGA Tour, Scheffler prevails in playoff to win. Let's see, who's in first in baseball? You got Yankees in first with the Orioles close behind. You got the Guardians. You got the Mariners. You got the Phillies.

You got the Brewers and the Dodgers. So nothing too crazy. And that is sports okay what is our fact of the day back oh yeah we're only a month away from the Olympics true we're getting close yeah's see. Are there any Olympic facts, actually? Let's see. The first Olympic Games took place in 776 BC. Do you have any more facts?

I can't wait for you to discover these facts. This is a fact I know. Please, continue. The original Olympics began as part of the Ancient Greek Festival, which celebrated Zeus. The whole competition lasted up for six months, including wrestling, boxing, long jump, javelin, discus, and chariot racing. Let's see... In 393 AD, the Olympics were cancelled and didn't start up again for 1500 years. The Olympic torch is a reminder of the game's Greek origins. The first Summer Olympics had just 14 countries.

Is there nothing in there about the original Olympics being just like dudes bare ass naked doing all this stuff no this is also on National Geographic kids so oh never mind alright yeah alright never mind is that where you get all your facts from National Geographic's kids no I literally just typed in Olympic facts and it was the top link so I clicked it oh okay alright I literally just typed in Olympic facts and it was the top link, so I clicked it. Okay, all right. Because listen, number 10 just says the modern Olympic games aren't just about sporting glory. They're about making friends, too.

No, they're not. Definitely about being sporting glory. You spend like four years of your life training and you lose. No, they're not. You're a loser. But you made friends along the way. No, they're not. You're a loser. But you made friends along the way. No, you're not. Trendor is the evil coach. You're the coach that like, get out there and win.

Sweep the leg. All I'm saying is, you know, it's all right if they're friends, but it's not like they go to the Olympics to make friends. They go there to compete. To win. Sure. I get it. To win. To win.

You're kind of an... You're either first or you're last guy, eh? No, I mean, I certainly enjoy coming in like fifth place, being like, nice. That's why you're not in the Olympics. Yeah, exactly. Well, that's why you're not in the Olympics. Yeah, exactly. Also, motorboat sailing, hot air ballooning, and tug of war all used to be Olympic sports. Dude, they need to bring back hot air ballooning. They need to bring back tug of war.

Yeah, they do. That would be great, too. Because you know what it's going to be like? You've got to have the guy in the end who's got it wrapped around him. That's big Gus. Oh, yeah. They call him the anchor or something. Right. And you know it's going to be like, you've got to have the guy in the end who's got it wrapped around him. That's big Gus. Oh, yeah. They call him the anchor or something. Right.

And you know what? They could just have other athletes. It could be one of the last things they do, and it's other athletes from different sports joining together. So you'd have the weightlifter guy be the guy at the end, and then you'd have all the different people from different sports be a part of it. It'd be like one of the last ones. Yeah, and that'd be about making friends, but through tug of war competition. Right.

Right. Oh, and they all have to, they all have to take a shot before they do it. Yeah. And the team at the end has taken the most shots. They have to honor the ancient heritage of the Olympics and be wearing nothing.

Be completely nude. Yep. That's right. Yep. Yeah. There we go. We, we reinvigorated the Olympic end. It needed it.

I think it needed it. You know. Yep. That's your facts of the day. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you what might be the greatest news story in the world. Because it's news to us. Okay. Four years.

Crandor and I have talked about this for some time and how we should and how we wished. We wished someone out there would give us the chance. I want to tell you about an email I got this week. Dear

Mr. Jesse Cox, good evening. My name is Tanner. Not going to say the last name. I've been an avid fan of your and Crandor's work since 2012. I'm reaching out to share an exciting opportunity that I'm passionate about. We are seeking sponsorships for our senior men's field lacrosse team, the Tommy Guns Lacrosse Club, based in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.

As one of six teams in the province, we are striving to become professional champions for a second consecutive year. They're already winners, dude! They're already winners! We have long envisioned the possibility of you and Krendel providing commentary over recordings of our games and featuring your logos on our equipment.

It continues on, but there's a whole thing here that goes into details of the sponsorships. They had a perfect 12-0 record last season. This is the team we should back, Crandall. Oh, 100%. Saskatchewan Field Lacrosse League has three divisions, North, East, South. They travel around. They go to host cities like Prince Albert and Saskatoon

or Sturgis or all sorts of places, culminating in playoffs. And they are looking for corporate sponsors now they're gonna get they could get many sponsors that are probably like come on down to philly's tacos no i want cox and crendor emblazoned on their logos i want people to wonder who they are. Like, who are these people? Who's Cox and who now? I want that. I say we invest Cox and Crandor money into this project.

I mean, this is a, this truly is a top tier opportunity. I've looked up Saskatchewan. I don't even know if it's this league or wait, I don't think it'd be this league. How many leagues are there? This is the Saskatchewan Field I don't even know if it's this league or wait, I don't think it'd be this league. How many leagues are there? This is the Saskatchewan field,

the cross league. Okay. I am at the right place. Okay. Here we are. I'm looking at a photo of the team. All these dudes look like bros, like strong bros who probably,

you know, they don't, they don't, they probably drink two, three beer. Definitely two, three beer definitely two three beer uh i see are they the moose jawed tommy guns yes yeah i see they're eight no and then sturgis 9-1-1 prince albert prairie dogs regina southern Saskatoon Plainsman, and the Yorkton Olden Knights, which... Their new season starts in August.

I feel like it is our responsibility to help them get to the end. By the way, the Yorkton Olden Knights are the Golden Knights logo from the NHL, but it says Olden instead of Golden. That's perfect for us. We can put our logo on. We should buy the whole franchise.

Put us on the logo for the entire league. Cox and Crandor present. The Moose Jaw Tommy Guns. entire league. Cox and Crentor present. I'm telling you, I want this. I want this more than you know. I mean, I feel like we have to. No one has ever taken us up on our offer. This is the first time. It's true. This really

is the first time. No one's ever said, Jesse, we want you to sponsor. I was looking for like I was thinking Kids Little League. I wasn't thinking this level. This is where we're at. Yeah. I mean, this is do they have their games on the

YouTube or is it like their own place? I don't know. I have no clue. But part of me thinks this is what we need now. Plus, this would... Sponsorship opportunities, they're 2023 Provincial Champion

outfits. So they're coming back, they're looking great, and then our names are just beyond that? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Tanner. Crandor and I need jerseys sent to us 100 so that we can pretend like we're a part of the team we can have our name on that shit i'd hang that up in my apartment. Proudly display it.

Right, right. Somebody steals it. They're like, oh boy, what did I get this time? I'm like, what? Saskatchewan? Like, why? Jersey? They don't know how valuable it is. Yeah, it's the most valuable thing. I am 100% in. This is is i want this to happen so badly this is pretty great i just honestly i mainly just want to commentate over a game i i knew you would i knew you would

that's why i was like oh we have to do this i want crendor to comment i want to i want to be a part of your commentary oh yeah i don't know what i would add to it but I just think you doing it would be one of the funniest things in the world. Yeah, well, you'd be like the color commentator. That's right, Phil. They certainly are number one in our hearts. That's right. Now back to the field. I actually don't know anything about the field of lacrosse.

I'd have to watch. That's the best part. We have no actual knowledge of lacrosse.'d have to like watch that's the best part we have no actual knowledge of lacrosse yeah not at all well i've like seen some lacrosse but i don't know anything about it that's what that's why that's why i want this yeah i mean it sounds pretty great all right good all right expect an email we're doing this is happening is happening. If you approach us with great branding opportunities like this, we're in. Oh, yeah. We don't want to know that, like, normal stuff.

We want to be on your sports team that is limited to just one region of Canada is what we want. Yeah. Very localized. All right. what we want yeah very localized all right well that is it for us thank you so much for listening or watching i'm enjoying this podcast crendor hit him with the socials we've got socials there's youtube.com slash cox and crendor podcast that's where you find all these podcasts on the youtube uh you can also find it on Spotify, iTunes, SoundCloud. Or you can go to youtube.com slash Cox and Crendor.

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