Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 430 - Will Smith and the British Ghost

Episode Date: July 10, 2024

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Today's episode is brought to you by ButcherBox. ButcherBox has got that good meat delivered right to your home. Now let's jump into this podcast. Hello everybody, it's time for Ghost on Trending. This is Trending in the morning. In the morning. Broadcasting live, live, live, live, live. In 4-hour recording studios.

Recording. Wake your ass up. It's and Crandon in the morning! Oh, hello? Were you not ready? Did you just walk into this this episode like oh hello there i always thought about those you know those tv show intro not even tv like it's just the kind of tropey thing where they'll be sitting there and the camera goes to them they're like oh hello i didn't see you there you must be whoever let me tell you about my life oh i thought you were talking about the actual musical it's like like, Whatever happened to Cox and

Grendel's podcast? He just turned and to the camera and then shows your name. I thought you were talking about that. Oh, no. You mean like sitcom intro? That's what I meant, yeah. No, I wasn't talking about that. Oh, well,

I kind of wish you were. I was all prepared to talk about that i was like really excited about it i mean sitcom intros are pretty great from back in the day then it would just be like and then you like turn to the camera and you smile like hey and then it'd be like and then it turns to you and you're like jamming out and there's the one who's kind of like the silly silly one and there's the one who's kind of like the silly one. And there's the one who's like, you know, is beautiful. So she's like, she does the thing with her hair.

Yeah. And there's the one who's like the goofy one. He's like, did I do that? Yeah. Yeah. And then there's like the serious teacher. It's just like, not again. And looks like.

Right. And then there's the one that always has the prop. Where like the coffee spills. Yeah. Or like the food burns. He's like, oh, yeah. Yeah. And he's bound for at least one goof an episode. Per episode. Yeah, and he tries so hard to be not that guy, but he's that guy.

And we all know it. We're making pancakes today, everybody. Oh, they're burning again. He flips the pancake and it gets stuck on the ceiling. And he's like, aww, jeez. Although, wouldn't that, it's like all those characters become tropey characters, but wouldn't that just be infuriating if that's how you actually were every day

and you're just like, I just want to stop being like this. And they're like, no, that's who you are. And you're just like, no. I hate to break it to you, dude. I hate to break it to you. I feel like that's reality, though. We see it on TV and we think it's fake, but like, Crendor

Your trophy character Alright You are You have a strong Neighbor energy Strong I don't know about that You do

You have strong Like Oh that's the neighbor He's Out there You have that I have uncle That the kids think is cool But the the parents are like, he's not

cool. He is so very not cool. He's not cool at all. I mean, I can see that. He takes you to get ice cream because he has no responsibilities. That's not cool. What else does the neighbor do? Nothing. You're there to offer

sage advice, but be like a little kooky and out there. Like Wilson from Home Improvement? Yeah, you're there to offer sage advice but be like a little kooky and out there like wilson from home yeah you're like over the fence dude yes your head is peeking over the fence you're offering advice but then you're also like the best way to raise children then you give like a 25 minute speech about raising children like all right anyway off to go paint miniatures like that's that's your vibe i got guess I could see it. Just letting you know what it is. It's like, hey, what are you doing over there?

And I'm like, I've been painting my rat ogres for 24 hours now as a live stream. They're probably like, this guy's insane. Oh, man, I wish I could do that. Raising Junior has been so tough. He wants to go to the prom, and he says, I need to let him have the car, but I don't think he's old enough for the car.

And then you get up for your minis, and you're like, you know, raising a boy is a lot like a rat ogre. And then you just give a 20-minute speech. It's like Lord Screech once said, if you can't build him, do it yourself. Exactly, just like Lord Screech. That quote doesn't really make a lot of sense. It's like, well,

have you tried stitching together your son with a right? I don't think I have. Maybe I will. The rest of the episode plays out. You and I are not in the main family. Let's be very clear. Oh, not at all. No, no, no, no, no, no. The main family is a whole other thing. You and I show up in the main family. Let's be very clear. Oh, not at all. No, no, no, no, no, no.

The main family is a whole other thing. You and I show up like, you know, you're once an episode. I'm once every like six. Yeah. And you come in and you're just like, whoa. And the wife's like, oh, Jesus. Yeah. I ride in on a surfboard every week.

And then the husband's just like, come on. It's Goofy Jesse. And the kids are like goofy jesse yeah they love me the kids love me the parents are like he's so irresponsible that's the moral mom oh yeah she hates me yeah mom hates me the dad is my brother and and he's like that's just jesse yeah yeah no that's he's like i that's just Jesse. Yeah. Yeah.

He's like, I grew up with him. I love him. And I'm like, you're the best, bro. And yeah, but I'm still up to like no good. It isn't until about the sixth season that they finally wed me off to someone. Like, I can't believe he settled down. And then by the 12th season, I have a kid who comes on the show, but for some reason lives with the main family yeah like the new kid and it's like that's just jesse's kid why is he always over no one knows yeah and then you come back one episode you're like i had

to go on a trip to zimbabwe for my work yes and i brought home a new wife. And it's just like another woman for no reason. A completely different actress. Yeah. Yeah. And then he goes out back and he's just like, yeah, hey Krendor, have you just got any time? And I'm like, what? I was just throwing these old

water bottles into my trash and making bell sounds. And then it's like uh you got any advice about the uncle jesse in zimbabwe and i'm just like you know a family's a lot like a net it's stitched together and you throw it out there to catch fish and i think that's really what you got to do but i was mainly just talking about my brother Jesse brought home a new wife and I'd be like, well, that guy's crazy.

He's gonna make you do what I'm doing. And then in the background, it's like me surfing down the street like, cowabunga! And the laugh track cues. Yeah, yeah. I always love in laugh tracks, there's like one person that's like, really, really loud?

Yes. Yeah. I wonder where that comes from. Like where the laugh track, where did I get that? Hold on. Yeah, where is it? How are laugh tracks made is a subject I've never known

and now I really need to know. I was just thinking about the David Lynch laugh track over the weird Rabbit show. How are laugh tracks? Yeah, explain it like I'm five. There we go. There we go. The audio quality would be terrible

if they just recorded the entire room at once. Each actor would probably have their own microphone and there'll be different microphones for the audience, which means the laughter is different sound file to everything else that is being placed around the the episode right i mean obviously it says the first ever laugh track was first used when bing crosby show producers used recorded laughter to enhance less than enthusiastic audience reactions interesting then it says it goes back to the early days of radio and a crucial piece of technology, the tape recorder.

As the story goes, Bing Crosby wanted to pre-record his radio shows using new magnetic tape technology. His show, The Bing Crosby Chesterfield Show, which ran from 1949 to 52, was the only radio shows at the time to be pre-recorded.

This gave the show's producers an opportunity. When the comedian Bob Burns appeared as one of his guests, his controversial jokes were cut from the show. However, the laughs they got from the show's studio audience were saved for later. These canned laughs, according to legend, became the first ever laugh track. It was used elsewhere in the

show to enhance less than enthusiastic audience reaction to tamer jokes. So yeah. That's so funny that this dude, Bob Burns, came on, was killing it. And then they were like, nah. Although it does say here that his

jokes were like off color. I'm not sure what that means in the text of 1940 whatever. You know what I mean? There's probably some controversial things in there i mean admittedly it could go either way right it could either be it was super racist and sexist and terrible or it could be because it was the 40s and he was like you know spitting some truths and they were like no yeah no it could be either one. It really could be either way. Yeah.

I mean it says extremely racy. What does that mean? Like she showed me her gams and I was like, jeepers. Yeah, or was he just like, why are they allowing people to have rights? Oh, that Bob or Bing or whatever. Didn't they always be like, this is recorded in front of a live studio audience. Yes. So like is that fake or areing or whatever then that then they always be like it's recording in front of a live studio audience so like is that fake or those actual no no so so they definitely so you could go see seinfeld for example in front of a live studio audience and what would happen is the

people would laugh and it would amplify the performance of the actors but you wouldn't necessarily have a bunch of microphones on the people in the crowd because who knows what they would say what they would do. Something like that. So you would have some laugh that would definitely be picked up by the actor's microphone. You would just supplement it with the like, ho, ho, ho, ho. Yeah, okay, I see what you mean. It's like I was re-watching some old Coxconn 2015 panels.

Uh-huh. Why? Why did you do that? Well, they recommended it to me on my Twitch Reacts YouTube channel I created. Amazing. I used to watch stuff, and it was just like, do you want to see Coxcon 2015 Dodger and Sam?

And I was like, I guess. But then they'd be reacting. You'd hear them say something in the crowd, and somebody would be like, just want to be somebody. And I'd be like, I don't know what they said. And then Sam would be like, yeah, you too, buddy. And everyone's like, ha ha ha. And I'm like, I don't know what he just said.

Yeah. So that is one of the biggest problems when we do Cox and Crandall live, which, by the way, this coming week, it is sold out. Thank you everyone for coming to the show in advance. And if you don't, that's fine. If you just bought a ticket just to make us feel good, thanks baby. That's fine. Yeah, we'll take it. But one of the things that I do when I edit the episode together for a live show, if we get the footage, fingers crossed we will be able to.

But if we do, one of the things that I think is super interesting is the fact that people just shout at us in the audience frequently. And sometimes I shout back. completely edit you out because you cannot be heard or I have to edit you to the point where like I bump your volume so loud that I'm making micro edits so that Krendor and I aren't very loud and I'm like okay I got it so it's just a

giant I get it I get it's a pain in the ass yeah so I'm pretty sure those videos that were uploaded were just VODs ripped so I would say that um yeah there probably was no actual editing done to them whatsoever. Yeah, that would make sense. Yeah, it was fun watching them again, though.

I forget. I can't believe it was like nine years ago. Yeah, dude. That was a long time ago. Yeah, we had the Sam and Krendor panel, which I'm not going to lie, maybe one of the worst panels of all time Well just rewatching it first I was I was in like hybrid door phase my hybrid Crendor era were like I was still old Crendor where I was like

Oh, but I was like morphing into my current form I was like a pokem. I was like the second of all Pokemon like yeah Charmander Charmeleon Charizard I was like at the Charmeleon stage right you're kind of like the the I Don't I don't want to say you were you were like the teenager version of yourself, but you Okay Teenager in fact I would say 20 2010 Crandor is probably like the 12-year-old Crendor.

I must stress, the photo of you and I at the 2011 BlizzCon is hilarious. One of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life. That is, we look like... When I was younger, I couldn't figure out... There was this girl that I taught with, and she was not interested. And I was like, I'm doing, I'm, like, putting in work here, man. And I look back, and I'm like, oh, no, I was a goober. Oh, yeah.

I was a goober. Yeah. No, that's, and I feel like a lot of people have that. But we have it to another level because we can go back and like see ourselves oh yeah that's like being able to just go back to almost any time in the last 10 well i guess 15 years for me is just like look at it it's like it's crazy because you just the the way you are the way you talk the way you just i don't know just everything and you're just like oh my god that was me but it doesn't even i don't know uh so yeah i was i was

in that weird hybrid crendor stage uh and i was just like sam what are you talking about and then sam would be like okay then sam would just be like, All I'm saying is, bruv, Right? Uh, is my bloodline is superior. And like, he'd just say that. And like, you could tell Sam back then too, just energized, full of life, youthful. Now he's just, You just turn into his stream. He's like, sitting in the dark, his hair's like down to his back. He's just... You just turn into his stream. He's like sitting in the dark.

His hair is like down to his back. He's just like... I slept two hours. And you're just like, okay. It's truly a modern Marvel. Watching a 10 year difference in him. I mean, I feel like everyone changed. You found your most in him. I mean, I feel like everyone changed.

You found your most relaxed self. And Sam decided to have a child and maintain a healthy relationship while living on a farm in the middle of nowhere. Yeah. And only to eat like Big Macs for the rest of his life. Like the man decided to become

like a McDonald's Viking. He really is the McDonald's Viking. He like a McDonald's Viking. He really is the McDonald's Viking. He's the McDonald's Viking. And, you know, bless. He's living his, like, best life right now. I was – dude, so I was on Geek Enders talking with Dodger about – so every time I talk with her, they have a new animal on that farm. And I'm like, okay. I mean this in the nicest way.

on that farm. And I'm like, okay. I mean this in the nicest way. You are raising a child while both of you stream. While both of you lead lives outside of that. While both of you have a farm with multiple animals and plants and all sorts of stuff. Where do you have time for yourself?

Why do you keep buying animals? And then they bought a dog. And I was like, what? A brand new dog that you have to train? Like, what are you doing? And then so last, maybe two weeks ago on Geek Editors, I was like what the brand new dog you have to train like what are you doing and then uh I so last maybe two weeks ago on the on Geek Enders I was like my homework for you is do not buy any more animals for that farm and she's like all right well I failed the homework I got a cat I'm like why'd you get a cat she's like well first off it's not a cat for me it's a cat for the farm because there are rats in the farm I was like that's just because they're all damn animals

she's like there are rats in the farm so we need to get a cat to become a rat killer on the farm and i was like this is gonna end up with you like we had to all right so we need to buy a bunch of snakes to get like we need to buy owls to get the cats because now there's 50 cats on the farm like it's just she's going to keep building an ecosystem. My God. It's so funny. I'm like, okay, sure, sure. I just, in my mind, I'm like, how do you have time for all of this? Like, me, I don't know how I have time for the things I do, but it's just me.

Like, if I fail, the only person I fail is me. Dodger has so many responsibilities of living things. Yeah. Like, me, everything I have is useless. Like if it goes away, I'm like, alright, well I still got me. Dodger got like things to take care of. I could not do that. I'm so

stressed just about my normal everyday life. I couldn't care about other lives. That's too much. The thing is that you said everybody's changed. Dodger actually looks the most life. I couldn't care about other lives. That's too much. The thing is that you said everybody's changed. Dodger actually looks the most similar to back then. Oh, she's going to look the same forever. Having

seen both her mother and father, she's going to be fine. She'll be like 65 and still look the exact same. Don't you worry. Nothing will change. She's like exactly the same, but she's got like, she had longer hair back then and now she tries to be like a grandma.

I mean, we all forget. Hopefully you don't. She had like the Dodger hair at one point, which was short, except for the front was a little long. And then she got long hair and then she cut it again. And she's all, you know what?

The hair doesn't matter though she'll be she'll be in her 60s and look the exact same yeah she's got that like short person jeans where they will like live to be 120 and and only age towards the end oh yeah she'll be fine and yeah she's like those people they like go to like ancient japan cities like in the middle of nowhere and they're just like this person's 135 years old. It's just an old woman raking leaves, and she's like, I needed cats for the farm, and then I got the cats. Yeah, yeah.

Sam, I don't know what's going to happen to him. Sam may become all beard. Sam is like, I don't know, the Big Mac Viking, or the McDonald's Viking. He goes to bed at like 7 or 9 a.m. Probably because he has to stay up with Clark to, you know, do school stuff or something. I don't know. I get that.

But then, listen, it's whatever. I don't care. He's living his life. Yeah, it's the reason why I don't have kids and I probably won't. And like none of that sounds cool to me. It's like having been a child once. What an asshole I was. I was terrible.

I don't need that karma. I don't need that karmic justice to have like another little shitty kid in the world who's like going to make me miserable. No, thank you. He probably would. Knowing if it was i know i know i know he and or she would yes yeah yeah 100 oh my god knowing knowing my luck i would have a little girl and she would just be unbearable just like like Just like Veruca Salt levels. Daddy, I want it now. And I'd do it. I'd be like, just a shutter up here.

Fine. Take it. That sounds like great parenting. Oh, I know. That's why I'm not doing it. Yeah. Listen, I was just thinking the other day. Although, wait, time out, time out, time out, time out.

Hi, future child. If I had you, it was an accident, and I'm so sorry about that. But also, everything I just said, what a crazy joke. What a crazy joke. What a crazy. You were so glad you're here now. All right. Base is covered. Alright, please continue. Alright, um... Heh heh heh!

Uh... Oh god, what was I gonna say? Oh, oh yeah, the- I was gonna say, the people that give their kids the iPads constantly, the amount of neck pain that is gonna happen in the next, like, 20 years. Oh my- oh my God, dude. You know how you see memes online? A lot of boomers post where it's like, this is what's going to happen to kids.

And it shows their necks get weirder and weirder over time. I went to a wedding on Friday from one of the lovely people here in the office who got married, bless their sweet soul. on Friday from one of the lovely people here in the office got married bless her sweet soul while driving there I got there early and there was a thing about

like don't arrive before a certain time I assume because things wouldn't be open I don't know so I just stopped off at a Starbucks to get a drink and while I was there there was one person working both the drive through and the front there was no one else there dude it was crazy I was like well this was one person working both the drive-thru and the front. There was no one else there, dude.

It was crazy. I was like, well, this will eat up a lot of time. Yeah. And everyone there, everyone who looked like they were under 20, dude, all of them had that, like, they had a hunch, dude. They all had their phones out. This one girl, I was like, oh, honey, stand up straight. Like, part of me, I went full adult, like, oh, dear. Straighten your back out, please.

Like, she was just, like, hunched. I was like, yo, I don't want to say that those boomer memes are becoming real. Maybe this is just an area with bad posture. But, oh, my my god it was so noticeable yeah it's i i genuinely think it's gonna be a problem like without a doubt i mean i have my neck issues from just looking at a computer screen and sitting badly and that's like just sitting forward not looking down like looking down sure that's like you're just straining your entire like every

muscle in the back of your neck just constantly stretching so like i don't know that's good that's gonna do something i will say i i i purposely have you know how you can have the back of your chair at different positions mine is up all the way. I am the most straight-sitted-up person in the history of straight-shitted-up people. Well, I mean, that's the thing. You don't want to sit in that posture the entire day, but it's like you want to sit like that long enough to where you're like, all right, you know, you're not just constantly sitting with your head craned over because then I think it's like every inch forward your head is, it's like an extra 10 pounds you're putting on your neck or

something like that. I mean, my body's used to it, I guess. I don't know if it is. I mean, I hope not. That wouldn't be good. I don't want anything to be used to anything. Yeah, so it yeah even watching that 2015

me at the panel I was a little leaned forward I was like no why you doing that old Crandor stop like if I could go back in time I would just be like sit up straight come on that's what I would do can't believe you went back and watched those panels to begin with

and I must stress I love how self critical you are because it makes me feel good about watching anything I do. When I watch it, I'm like, yo, I suck. I suck at this. Oh, God, that's terrible. Oh, my God. What was I? Literally, going back to the wedding, we had to record stuff like, hey, great wedding or whatever. And I guess some video editors are going to put it together.

Every time I get in front of the camera, I try to make jokes. And then I realized after the fact that maybe a wedding is not the best place for a joke. And I made one. I was like, congratulations, you two. This is great. I can't wait for you to share your lives together forever. And then I paused and did a look to camera, like maybe forever, like that kind of look.

And I realized it's probably not the thing to do at a wedding. It was too late. It was already on film. It was already on film. And I was like, okay. I'm probably hinting at a divorce at the weddings. That's the greatest. I can't help it.

I'm just, every time I start to get serious about anything, I'm like, and joke. And I realize it's not – that's not the way you should do things. And I understand it, but I only realize it after the fact. Just like on this show, I will zone out, be a part of the moment, and only afterwards be like, what the hell did I just say? And that is a big problem that is probably a I feel like that's an ADHD thing but I don't know I feel like it's a problem

yeah I mean it's got it's good and bad stuff but probably you know more bad than good probably probably I wrote down Probably you know more bad than good probably probably yeah, I

Wrote down three things. I forgot to bring up like a month ago You were hidden in my notepad Okay, so we went to This wine place that I like going to Have I been there before I don't think so in fact have I been there before I don't think so in fact I might take you there this time oh my god okay sign me up

you'll love it it's it's a prime douchey wine like they got the fancy charcuterie board type of stuff you'll love it what is the okay never mind I was about to say like what is the food options?

But you said you could resum in it's like charcuterie so they got some other stuff It's like a little they've got like sandwiches the LA little pickles can I get little pickle? They got little pickles. Oh, yeah Let's go okay. Yeah, they got like a billion wines So it's a you know it's a top-tier like Cox and Crandor style plays It's also do she type of place, but I love it top tier like Cox and Crandor style place. It's also a douchey type of place but I love it. Do I have to dress up? No.

It's like casual douche. Great. Love a good casual douche. So this is what, these are three things I heard when I was there last time I wrote down. There is these three I want to say like early 50s women and the one was like

Those are my favorite types of women, by the way. The one... Oh, I also want to say, hey, apologies in advance, going back to the wedding. The groom's mom smoke show. Just going to put it out there. Absolute smoke show. Just going to say it, and the entire time

I was like, damn! And I just want to apologize in advance for that. Okay, well at least you apologize all right what were they saying yep uh so they were sitting right next to us they were very loud and probably because they were drinking uh and the one was just like I don't like to drink because the last time I drank, I threw up in the car like a lot. I mean, she's she's drinking this time, so I don't know if she's going to throw up in the car again. And then this other woman who she was like dressed in athleisure type of gear. She looks like she's an at like a marathon runner type of person.

She was like, oh, man, we got to go back to my house. We got to go back to my house. got to go back to my house we bring your husband's come on back I got a fire pit you know I got a thought I don't have a thousand wines but we got like a hundred and fifty good wines and a fire pit I was like dude hold it she's got 150 wines I don't know what that says. Like, all right, follow me here. Okay. You have 10 wines. That says we drink wine.

We like to have a variety. We're good. Right. 20 wines. We like variety, but we drink a little bit more than normal. Right. 150 wines? We drink a little bit more than normal.

Right. A hundred fifty wines? That says we collect wine not to drink it just because we like the idea of having a thing. But they still got some fancy wine then. Yeah, but then why have it? Well, she said they got it, so they're going to drink it. It's not like they're not going to drink it. Yeah, but then it's too much wine for any small group of people to drink these people look like they probably have a lot of money that's fine like that's i mean i just that's fine that's fine i just don't

understand the it's the same thing about like um anyone who collects anything of an like whiskey or um whatever it's meant to be drank. And if you just have it sitting around then why buy it? Other than to be like, I have a thing and I could if I wanted to. Like buy art if you just want to have a thing. Yeah, but I think that is their thing.

They probably have other friends who are like other wine people and they're just like, I have many good wines and you'll see my collection and they'll be like, oh my god, this is great. And they're just like, I have many good wines and you'll see my collection and they'll be like, oh my God, this is great. And they'll be like, thank you. And they'll feel good about it. Right, no, I get it.

I understand it. That's why I'm like, you know, I don't know. I just feel like if you're going to buy something for monetary or for status purposes, buy douchey art. Everyone loves douchey art. But I guess in order to be really rich, you have to have a wine cellar with many wines. You just have to. It's by law.

They might have both. You don't know. Yeah, they probably, I mean like, you're right. You're right. I just, I guess I'm not like alcoholic rich. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm not day drunk rich. One day maybe, but I'm not right now. I don't have that money.

Okay, the fact here is she also said i don't have we don't have a thousand wines but we have 150 good ones so like she was already playing it down like sorry guys like i don't have that many i only have 150 this could be this could be interpreted many ways all right she doesn't have a thousand but she does have 150 good ones she can have 300 wines and like 150 shit ones. That's true. Like I don't have a thousand, but I do have 150 good ones. Yeah, that's true. So maybe she has like 900 wines, but she's got like, you know, 150 bangers.

Yeah, that's true. We don't know. Like that's a vague sentence. Yeah. So that's fair enough. Then, the last one she said, they were like, they were supposed to go to France, but he had two herniated discs. I mean, there's a lot there to unpack. Yeah.

Obviously, you don't want to fly on the herniated disc. That makes sense. That checks out. But what, did they say what happened to him? No. I guess he was supposed to go to. Did he just get hurt? I guess he was supposed to go to France, but he had two herniated discs.

They didn't say, like, what happened or anything. I imagine he got hurt in some way doing something stupid. Possibly. Or maybe it was, like, something on the job, got hurt on the job or something. Like, I don't know. But he had those herniated discs. But he had to go to France on the job, got hurt on the job or something. Like, I don't know. But he had those herniated discs. But he had to go to France for the job. So, like, it had to be something where he had to travel around.

I don't know if there's anything crazy or he was going to be lifting stuff. Maybe he got hurt at the gym. Now, was this someone's husband? Who was this in relation to these three women? It was definitely her husband. Without a doubt. Gotcha. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It was definitely her husband. Without a doubt. Gotcha. Yeah. So, yeah, they were the funny table to sit next to because they would just keep yelling. Let me ask you a question. What time of day was this? It was probably like dinner time. It was like 6 p.m. Okay.

I was hoping it was like 3 in the afternoon because I'd be like, see? Day drunk rich. No, it was like 3 in the afternoon because I'd be like, see? Day drunk rich. No, it was like 6. So listen, I'm going to take you there. You're going to love it. I will love it. I'm excited. So we can do that. We'll do other stuff,

but we've got to cap it off with that. I think that's all my stories. I don't think I did anything else this week. I just did neck exercises. That's really funny. That's all you did was neck exercises. But I had a really weird dream. And I had two dreams, actually.

One was I was at a movie sitting next to Denzel Washington for some reason. What? And before the movie started, a guy came out and he was like, thank you all for coming to the movie tonight. There's a lot of really important people in the crowd that I'm very excited are here. And there was like a ton of celebrities in the crowd. And the entire time Denzel was sitting next to me, he's like, they're going to show me.

I just want to see a movie. I didn't want this. They're going to put the spotlight on me. I just want to see a movie i didn't want this they're gonna put the spotlight on me i just want to watch a movie oh boy here it comes and the spotlight gets on denzel and he gets up and just leaves that was one dream that i had again no idea what any of that means um the next dream i had was so hyper-specific to, like, nerddom, I don't know what was going on. The dream was I was watching a Nintendo Direct. Like, the dream was me watching a Nintendo Direct. And two actors come on, a guy and a girl, and the girl goes, Ladies and gentlemen, we are making a very special announcement today.

And the guy goes, We're getting married! And she's like, No, that's not it. And they're doing it in that very Hollywood-y, crappy PR kind of way. Right. She's like, no, that's not it. We're the actors playing the live-action version of Nintendo's favorite couple.

And the guy goes, Mario and Luigi? And she's like, no! And that's when I woke up. And I realized they were supposed to be link and zelda but i woke up my dream was a press release for it was a nintendo direct where they announced a live action version of legend of zelda but i just dreamed the press release of it that That was my dream. I don't know what to tell you.

I don't know what these dreams mean. I don't know why I'm dreaming in, like, corporate publicity. I have no idea what's going on, dude. That is... I don't even know how to analyze that one. That's what I'm saying. I don't know why my dreams make no sense. I don't know know how to analyze that one. That's what I'm saying. I don't know why my dreams make no sense. I don't know what's going on.

I don't know if it's because much like when we talk about the Olympics and going to bed while the Olympics are playing, I did that all week with Games Done Quick. Ah, yeah. So I put Games Done Quick on, and I went to bed, and I would listen to them doing it. So I put Games Done Quick on and I went to bed and I would listen to them doing it. And it's just so soothing to hear just some random person be like, all right, so up here you have to double jump and then quick platform. And once you have spaced the iframes exactly four, one, two, three, four, I just like knocked out all week long. It's funny because when I was streaming the other night, I was talking about Games Done Quick, and I literally compared it to the Olympics

where you put it on, like, having this background noise, and you're just like, all right, yeah. That's absolutely how I feel about it. It is pure background noise in the absolute best way. Yeah, no, I agree. Especially the late night ones, because at least until the end, most of the really hype stuff is during the day,

so the late night ones are like, this is Dark Horse playing Doomy Doomy Digital Dance. And it's like a game you've never heard of, and you're like, yeah, okay, cool, and it's just like kind of a thing yeah no I love those they only take like 30 minutes each or 20 minutes

next we'll be having Dr. Arthur's tooth decay adventure here you have to jump into his mouth and take the plaque eliminator and destroy the tooth decay and of course you move into the tonsils and eliminate the tonsil stones

jump down here like he is the one of three dr arthur tooth decay adventure players in the world but they have truly mastered yeah it's great yeah i'm i'm a massive fan of all of that. People who are so supremely skilled. Like, I watched this, I think, I'm not sure how many people were actually on the couch, but there were multiple people. This one guy was playing Castlevania Symphony of the Night backwards. What? Basically, get through the game without fighting any bosses. Basically, get through the game without fighting any bosses. Get past Richter all the way through the upside down place.

And then up to Dracula. Fight and kill Dracula first. And then fight every other boss on the way out. That's insane. In order of the way you'd fight them. It was incredible to watch. He's doing crazy cheats and he's avoiding bosses. And he's clipping through walls you'd fight them. It was incredible to watch. He's doing crazy cheats, and he's avoiding bosses, and he's clipping through walls to not fight bosses.

And he's not leveling, because there's certain things they can't do. It was so fascinating to watch. And I was like, this is why I watch this stuff. I don't know what the hell this is. I don't know how he's doing it. I don't know how long this would have taken a human being to figure out. This is so cool.

Yeah, it's... I don't know. It is so cool yeah it's oh no there's it is really cool it's like i think it's just very calming in the way of how methodical it is too yes oh absolutely yeah because you're just like this person has mastered this thing to a point where it is like an olympic type of thing it's like they're a master what they're doing and they've got it down to a science to the point where you're like, yeah, they're not going to mess up. And then just like one little slip and they're just like, oh boy, it's ruined. And I'm just like, wait, what happened?

Oh, I don't know. But it's great. I agree. One of my absolute favorite things. I cannot stress it enough. Love it. Love it. Oh, that's what I forgot. Fourth of July happened. It did? I forgot about that.

You forgot that, huh? Yeah, we barbecued. It was pretty fun. Nothing like a good old Fourth of July barbecue. Did you do fireworks and stuff? They were shooting fireworks off all around. So you could go look at other people's fireworks.

Because after we barbecued and we... Listen, half of the people at the barbecue... It was like my parents being like, we'll barbecue, but I had to grill everything. They were like, you're good at grilling. So I was like, alright. But it was all older people, so they're like, well, 6 p.m. Time to go home and sleep. I was like, all right. So then we ended up just walking around

and it was just like everybody going fireworks crazy. There's like a bunch of college kids. They had like crates of fireworks. They're like, woo, let's go. They're like, shoot them off in the park. So yeah, it was a lot of fireworks. There's like some random ones. So I was like, yeah, we don't need fireworks.

Everybody else has them. Yeah, that's what it was like here. So I had to be up early for Geekenders. And I was like, I'm not going to do anything too crazy tonight. So I was already home by, I don't know, eight or something. And I was sitting there, I was making dinner and I was going to like, just, you know, chill out at home for a little bit and then go to bed. And I forgot that I am centrally located where three firework shows go off.

So right around nine o'clock, it was like a war was happening outside. To the left, to the right, across the water, there's explosions going everywhere. It was wild. I was like, oh, right, right. There are multiple... And then there's dudes who...

So you know how I've always had problems with my roof? I feel like you have problems with everything. Yeah, I'm pretty sure because there were people on the roof last night watching the fireworks, which is like fine. But it's also, you're not supposed to be up there. That's probably why there's damage to the roof all the time. That does sound like it. They just go up there like, ah, what are you doing? I can hear them walking and it's like making noise.

I'm like, that doesn't seem like that should be so yeah and then the fireworks are going off and i was like okay cool fine uh and then i just went to bed like i don't know maybe 20 minutes after the fireworks went off i was like i'm going to bed i don't have time for this so i'm sure there were more that happened i just slept through it because i can sleep through pretty much anything but maybe that's what gave you the Mario Luigi dream. The Mario Luigi dream was literally last night. So I don't know what gave me that. It must have been the games done quick.

It's got to be. I don't know. It was. Admittedly, Mario RPG was the last thing they played. That checks out. I mean, that's probably what did it. But why would it be Mario and Luigi, but the people were for Zelda? I don't know, dude.

I have no answers. I mean, it sounds like Nintendo. You're probably just thinking Nintendo. I don't know why I wrote Dream Copy for their announcement of... Like, I gave them a bit in my brain. Dream Copy. Yeah. I don't know why i did that doesn't make any sense oh that's what i was gonna my mom was also playing her weather channel cd you told me that and that is so funny yeah she's literally playing her like i was like is this weather channel music because i knew some of the songs on it from my stream playing weather channel music and she's

like yeah I had somebody make me a CD of this like years ago I think I think you posted about it and someone was like yo that slaps dude that's great music dude honestly weather channel music is top tier the music from

like the local on the eights or whatever they did the music that spelled Muzak. What? Muzak? Yes, the music that they play that's like elevator music is Muzak. Is that what it's called? Yes. I've never heard of that.

Muzak is an American brand of background music played in retail stores and other public establishments. Oh, I did not know that's what it was called. Yeah, Muzak. Muzak. Yeah. And let's see. The music is made by James Synth. Jim.

Jim Synth? The man's name is Jim Synth. He Jim Jim Synth. The man's name is Jim Synth. Wait, this says James Synth and TWC Jim. Is that the I don't know if that's the YouTube channel. I can't. This is so funny that if you type in James Synth,

the first thing, the first thing that pops up is James Synth and TWC Jim, the Weather Channel Weather Scan remasters. Yeah. The first thing that pops up. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think it's, I don't know if he's the one who remastered the music or it's like the original guy. What's so funny is all these tracks.

I just play on one, immediately, you are taken to the TV, where you see just like a Doppler radar. Yeah. And it's just like, you're local on the 8th, currently. 45 degrees, and cloudy.

Shit. It's such, it's absolutely, it pulls you into the moment it does they're so chill like a lot of them are just kind of like that chill jazz like a lot of very i guess music but it's it's so good it's also perfect background music and my favorite would, it would be like, like just like chill jazz. And you'd hear like, a thunderstorm is in your area. Take cover. There's just more chill jazz playing.

That's so funny. I love that. There needs to be a modern movement to recreate just weather channel music. Yes. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Like full blend. Just call just weather channel music. Yes. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Like full blend, just call it weather channel music.

But I feel like we don't need to, it already exists. You know what I mean? This is like saying like someone needs to recreate the Beatles. Like you don't need to. Yeah. I just, I want to define genre for it.

I don't want to be called music. Well, actually now music doesn't exist anymore. According to this. Muzak is now called Mood Media. Oh. So there you go. Enjoy that.

Mood Media. Never mind. Whoa. In 2020, Mood Media filed for bankruptcy. It's gone. They're all gone. I don't know what you call it now. I don't know. That call it now I don't know That's

Okay If the weather channel is smart Wait no it's still around never mind it's still around Because it just acquired Play Network Which was a provider of in-store music and entertainment For retail, restaurant, and hospitality environments And a thing called Touch Tunes

It currently has its claws in dental offices, most shopping malls, McDonald's, Burberry, Whole Foods Market, Gold's Gym, a bunch of places in Luxembourg, Belgium, and the Netherlands. Abercrombie & Fitch, Hard Rock Cafe, Cirque du Soleil. What? That's somebody's random ass thing. Yeah, but I guess because it can play all music. Yeah. It feels like it'd be good hold music too. On hold messaging is one of their number one things, which makes perfect sense.

Oh yeah, there it is. Every time you call a place, that's them. Moodmedia.com, I'm going there right now. Yeah, no, they're everywhere. Damn. Maximize the customer experience, yeah. Dude, mood is bigger than we thought. How big are they?

So here's the deal. Not only do they do music And they say find your sound The perfect music solution for your brand and budget So they will like custom tailor music So you can get a song you like Just made for your store Oh that's actually pretty cool

They also do messaging On hold and in store Branded messaging They do digital signage. They do scents. Make a scent for your business so when people walk in it's the same scent every time. Oh they're the people who make those the smells for

like Abercrombie and shit. Yeah dude. Also it's probably the reason why Pinkberry smells like a pool. Yeah. Oh my god. AV systems so you can get different audio visual systems. Yeah. Oh my God. AV systems so you can get different audio visual systems. Crazy. Crazy stuff. They're

everywhere. I can't believe they do everything. I didn't think they're going to do smells. I did not think that either. They're working at least the ones they show off here. They work with T-Mobile, Marriott, Mercedes Benz, Anytime Fitness, Primark. What are the samples?

Sample music. Yeah, sample. What the? Okay. They do everything. Pop, classic and decades, rock, country, specialty and lifestyle, hip-hop, R&B, dance, electronica, religious, body and soul,

lounge, jazz, blues, classical, instrumental, Latin, world. World is interesting. Holidays and happenings. lounge, jazz, blues, classical, instrumental, Latin, world, world is interesting, holidays, and happenings. Wow. All right. Let me.

They do everything. Hold on. Can I click? Can I click hip hop R&B? What does it take me to? One of their things is, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

There's one called Concrete Beats they sell. It features artists include Migos, Post Malone, Logic, The Weeknd, J. Cole, Cardi B, 2 Chainz. The last two, I'm not sure, work well together. Drake and Kendrick Lamar. Yeah, probably not. That's not going to work. No. They have classic soul Basically they just sell you like a thing

Like a package Yeah Like the classic soul one is Sam Cooke, Aretha Franklin, Marvin Gaye Gladys Knight and the Pips, Stevie Wonder So you get like a whole bunch of Fascinating And then you can just play that in your store or whatever

And it's everyone, yeah Yeah Like if it's pop Under pop you can just play that in your store or whatever. And it's everyone, yeah. Yeah. Like if it's pop. Under pop, you can get adult contemporary, but then there's a between, which is Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, Billie Eilish, Taylor Swift. What the hell? This is crazy. So they just have access to everyone. Yeah, this is insane.

I agree. Oh, yeah. Wow. Holidays and happenings. Yeah, this is insane Oh yeah, look at this Wow Holidays and happenings This sucks They have the between holiday blend Which is Olivia Rodrigo, 5 Seconds of Summer

Shawn Mendes The Vamps, Demi Lovato All doing Christmas music This is madness I am so blown away That this is the thing But I mean I guess It makes sense

If you're a company and you have a store It would make sense to go to one place Get all the music so you don't have to worry about licensing stuff And just do it with one Like I get it, it's just crazy that this is a thing people need this i mean i get it but yeah it is pretty insane because like i went to resources case studies because i was like okay case studies and you can click on these companies they did case studies for it's like insane like there's jersey mics goodwill and they're just like yeah we work with jersey mics

to provide the the challenge of with one bite it turns you into a lifelong customer and the it's like they're i don't know it's just insane i'm blown away by the fact if you go to industries and you click on like groceries for example food for example, Food Lion, Sprouts, Harris Teeter, Whole Foods, Vice, Shaw's, Trader Joe's, right? You go to C-Store, BP, Sheetz, 7-Eleven, AMPM, Sefco, Arco. Well, you know what? Some of these are hilarious now. They have Red Lobster and Macaroni Grill, both of which I think. They're not doing too well. Yeah, they're not doing too great that's pretty funny though yeah this is this is so wild to me that it retail everything from home depot to gucci is on here

yeah 200 000 retail locations around the world 450. Like, it's just madness. I feel like we stumbled on a secret, but it's not a secret. You know what I mean? It does feel like that. Like, it's some weird thing like, we knew it. They're using mood in their stores.

I knew it. They're influencing us. Mood TV for McDonald's case study. Mood's local McDonald's case study. Mood's local account executive met in person with Aaron to identify and discuss his options, knowing that hundreds of McDonald's franchisees and dozens of QSR brands were already seeing success with Mood TV. What is Mood TV? Dude, I don't know what that means. Mood TV for McDonald's made an immediate impact on the dining room experience, providing an upbeat and cutting-edge ambience that appeals to customers of all ages. What's Mood TV for McDonald's made an immediate impact on the dining room experience providing an upbeat and cutting edge ambience that appeals

to customers of all ages What's Mood TV? I don't know, I have no answers for you Yeah Does anybody here work for Mood Media? If someone out there works for Mood Media how do we get on that?

I would love to be broadcast into like McDonald's's Yeah, how do we get on that? Yeah. I would love to be broadcast into like McDonald's. Yeah. How do we do that? We created several McDonald's products. That's true. We did. So, I mean, like, if anything, they should let us on.

Yeah. I was going to. I was not even going to. Oh, yeah. The Weather Channel music. Main point was, I think the the weather channel if i was their marketing person i'd be like guys all right what we got to do go on to the live stream services like twitch youtube all the live stream tiktok streams and you just run the local on the eights

like weather for just the entire country even the world you can do it for the world and then you just play the chill music. And that's it. You would get so many people that tuned in. It would be phenomenal. It wouldn't even take that many resources to run. It'd be easy. I did look online.

Twitch.tv slash Weather Channel has been taken. Maybe they're going to do it. Maybe it will happen. They have not posted anything. And they have no followers of any. Zero followers're going to do it. Maybe it will happen. They have not posted anything and they have no followers of any. Zero followers. Alright, great. They don't even have a logo. Alright, good.

But someone has it. Someone has Weather Channel. There's no information here either, so I wonder if they got it to park on it maybe? Yeah, maybe. But like, the options there, all you have to do is get OBS. It's free. And then just funnel your normal broadcast to it.

Not even the normal broadcast. Their normal broadcast is, like, Discovery Channel tier shows. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. Yeah. You know what I mean. Like, the one that just plays at, like, 2 a.m. Yeah.

Only the local on the 8's weather radar thing. That's it. Non-stop, 24 hours. Honestly, I'm here for it. Yeah, hire me. Through Moon Media. You know what else is a great company? ButcherBox!

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Traffic is wacky. Um, I don't know what that was supposed to be. I think the chapter copter was getting a little crazy there. But we've stabilized now. And honestly, everything looks pretty good, but it is the chopper copter was getting a little crazy there uh but we've stabilized now and uh honestly everything looks pretty good but it is uh getting warmer everywhere pretty hot in a lot of places so uh if you if you got that air conditioning fire it up but if you don't uh i don't know stay cold

and uh that doesn't really relate to traffic i guess guess. But people are going on vacations. They're driving around. Stay cold. Back to you. Stay cold is definitely a thing that I've never heard before. Stay cold. Stay cold, everybody. Stay cold.

Not stay safe or stay hydrated or standing. Just stay cold. Stay cold. All right. Yeah. To me, you know, stay cold. Stay cold. All right. Yeah. To me, you know, stay cold. What's wrong with that? All right.

Let's go to weather. Weather. Stay cold, everybody. Stay cold, everybody. We've got weather. I have randomly selected the weather for Sart Manisa, Turkey. It is where the old capital of Lydians who invented money as a mean of trade, Sardis, is located. Some of the structures are in unbelievably good condition.

So we have the first money people? Is that what we're hearing? Yeah, I think these are the first money people. Instead of like uh you know i'll give you two geese for your daughter this is kind of like i'll pay for her instead with what money yeah exactly uh back in the back in the olden times um in manisa manisa Manisa, Manisa, Turkey. It is 75 degrees Fahrenheit. It is a high of 102. Woo! Low of 76.

Humidity 66%. Pressure of 29.78 inches. Visibility 8 miles. 5.53 a.m. sunrise. 8.37 p.m. sunset. Winds 5 miles an hour. Dewpoint 63. UV index 0.

Moon phase waxing crescent. Ooh, 10-day. We've got a very hot. No, they got to stay cold. It is 102 degrees today. Very hot. 10 to 20 mile an hour winds. Then you got Tuesday, 104.

Oh, mostly sunny.nesday 103 mostly sunny thursday 100 mostly sunny friday 98 mostly sunny saturday 99 mostly sunny then sunday 101 sunny and it's just it's uh from there on out it's 102 104 105 105 105 my god God. It's hot. Yeah. Oh, man. I don't know what you call this. To everyone out there who's Turkish or who this is a food they eat all the time, I'm sorry. I don't know.

The football pizzas. What? I think it's like a Karishik something. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how to say it. Football pizzas? It's not a football pizza, okay? It's not what it's called.

Okay. It has a name, but it looks like a deliciously cooked bread with meat. Oh, I think I see. And maybe cheese or egg or something. Yeah, I don't know what it... Are you looking at Pidecky Yusuf? I mean, I'm looking at all of them. Like, that place, the one next to it, they're all serving the same thing.

It's like a big cheesy bread type of thing. Kind of, yeah. But I feel like that's probably offensive. You know what I mean? It's clear it has a name. Yeah. But then there's a place down the road that is just like a guy. It's a Kofteki.

So I imagine it's pita stuff. Oh, yeah. Just making like peppers and like, yeah, all right. These are just like pizza boats. That's what I'm saying, dude. And I know that's not what they are. I know it's probably like, how dare you? But to my American eyes, it looks like a pizza boat.

That's what we'd call it over here, the pizza boat. Yeah. And it would be delicious. It would be a delicious-ass pizza boat. Oh, man. Yeah, I'd open a restaurant, just call it the pizza boat. That's what I'm saying. Then you make these, got some sailor stuff all around. You're like, all it the pizza boat then you make these you got like some you got some

like sailor stuff all around you're like all aboard the pizza boat yeah it looks like bread and they put meat and stuff in it and then they they toast that bad boy up and it looks delicious i'm not saying i wouldn't eat it i'm just saying it looks like a pizza boat yeah so far i've only found pizza boat restaurants. That's what I'm saying. I found a few places that look like they are just street side kind of vendors that are selling like kebab and stuff like that. Oh, yeah. I found one of those.

But most of the places are that. And I feel like that's because it's probably like the turkey dish, dude. The pizza boat is the turkey dish? Maybe. I don't know. There's got to be. Somebody's got to know. The most common toppings are mozzarella, ground beef or lamb,

eggplant, tomato mixture, spinach, onion, and sumac. That's just pizza boat. It is just a pizza boat. You top it with mozzarella. You top it with mozzarella. That's a pizza boat. Yeah, it is a pizza boat. You put mozzarella on there, that's a pizza boat. You top it with mozzarella. You top it with mozzarella. That's a pizza boat. Yeah, it is a pizza boat. You put mozzarella on there, that's a pizza boat.

So, yeah. You just made a pizza long. You made a pizza long. That's fine. Everyone's allowed to make a pizza the way they want to make a pizza. I'm just saying, you can't fault me for not knowing how to say the thing that it's called. It's a pizza boat. Yeah.

You know what? They might even call it a pizza boat. I hope so. Otherwise, I'm going to get a nasty letter. You get those anyway. Yeah, that's true. That's a big truther right there. They got supermarkets.

All right. Supermarkets relative term. It looks like a convenience store. Yeah, I think it's a convenience store. Every photo is of uh like a drink oh yeah i found a banquet hall there's a lot of like really amazing um ruins and stuff around here though i guess that's kind of it i imagine you know why it's probably all what i would assume is like the Turkish dish?

Is because it's touristy as shit, probably. Oh, maybe. And they're doing the whole like, give the people what they want. You know what I mean? Yeah, it might be. And they're just like, I want pizza boats. Yeah. I mean, if I go, I'm going to let you know right now, if I go to Turkey, I'm going to want one.

Yeah. I might want one here in la yeah are you kidding me there's got to be somebody in la that makes those right yeah 100 i found uh i found a few places near me that serve turkish pizza boats yo hold on is. Is this something we're going to have to do? It might be. What did you call it? Well, I typed in Turkish pizza, and then it popped up as the P-Day? Pie Day? P-Day?

At least now I can actually try it. I want to very badly. Yeah. Oh, man. All right. Look at us. Well, I mean, that's the thing we did for sure. And that's the weather.

All right. Let's go to sports. Sports. Over at sports, we got sports. Currently, it's sports. We've got mainly just baseball. We got the Orioles in first place Yankees been losing a lot uh Cleveland Guardians in first place you got the Seattle Mariners in first place the Phillies the Brewers and the Dodgers and they'll be going into the all-star game pretty soon uh let's see we got uh oh yeah there's the the soccer tournaments

that's right we got copa america which i think it let's see uruguay versus columbia preview so i guess it's uruguay versus columbia and then in euro it says netherlands Netherlands England face off in the semi-final does that mean oh yeah and then Spain vs. France so I guess that's the final four which means if we go to Copa America who is in the final four scores Argentina wait Argentina Canada all right I didn't expect Canada to be there hmm and then I don't know I know nothing about this soccer league but apparently it's like one of the bigger ones behind the World Cup

all right I mean I don't know anything about that. I know nothing about any of them, unfortunately. And then we, of course, got the Olympics in a couple of weeks. And then there's WNBA. We got the New York Liberty and the Connecticut Sun in first place tied. And then the the Caitlin Clark team, Indiana Fevers, nine and 13. So they're the seven seed so there you go they're uh they're they're doing all right even if they're below 500

and uh i'm really just waiting for next month for football to come back i i i know that about you yeah i feel like there's got to be some kind of, do you not have a holdover? Is there not something you watch instead? I mean, I'll watch all sports. I watch basketball, hockey, baseball, but football is just my favorite. I'll watch every game. I'll watch teams that aren't my team and be like, yeah, and analyze everything. No, that's too much.

That's too much. That's too much. That's too much. Plus, it's easier because it's only like one game per team a week instead of like, you know, baseball where they play like seven games a week or six, seven games a week or other things. So I don't know. It's easier to kind of keep track of that. That's sports.

All right. What's our fact of the day fact of the day there are caves in missouri that store 1.4 billion pounds of government-owned cheese located deep in the ozark mountains in limestone converted mines the caves are kept at a perfect 36 degrees Fahrenheit as someone who's lactose intolerant my stomach is in knots just thinking about it okay I didn't say that was BuzzFeed is this so I mean I know the government cheese was like a thing that was kind of a joke but like not a joke. And it was processed cheese during World War II. I know that.

And I know that's kind of where American cheese came from. I think. Because I feel like they're connected. Or Velveeta. It's one of the... It's the same vibe. Right. I don't know why they have it still. That's a great question. Why don't they just either give it the people or get rid of it? I don't know why they have it still. That's a great question. Why don't they just either give it to people or get rid of it?

I don't know. Why don't we still have government cheese? On August 2016, the Department of U.S. Agriculture stated it would plan to purchase approximately 11 million pounds of cheese worth $20 million to give aid to food banks and food pantries from across the United States. So that's probably why. Ah, okay. I see. This commodity purchase is part of a robust comprehensive safety net that will help reduce a cheese surplus that is at a 30-year high at the same time moving high-protein food

to tables most in need. As of 2022, eligible seniors over 60 are provided with a 32-ounce block of cheese each month. He's got a block of cheese. Dude. One of my parents is not getting blocks of cheese. Yeah. They probably don't know. Everyone needs to be getting blocks of cheese. Yeah.

That's insane. I know that they're saying there's a socioeconomic status thing. If I'm paying taxes, I want my cheese, damn it. Yeah. I want my free cheese, my free government cheese. They got it sitting there. Yeah. Otherwise, it's just going to waste.

Get your cheese. Apparently, if you're overseas and you're like, oh, cheese, that's so dumb. Apparently, the European Union had a butter mountain. Starting in the 1970s, the European Union had excess butter. And so they just, I guess in the 50s, they had an underproduction of butter. And then they just, I guess in the 50s, they had an underproduction of butter. And then they started producing, it led to a surge in production of grain, milk, butter, all sorts of different things.

I'm trying to figure out what the hell's going on here. Basically, yeah, they had a butter mountain. They just give people butter? In 2017, it was reported that European butter stockpiles had largely disappeared because of increased demand. Okay, so it's gone now. Okay. But they could have had a butter mountain. They could have had it.

That's your fact of the day. All right. What is our big news story of the day? Big news story of the day. This one I had to bring up because of how random it was when I saw it. Okay. Will Smith reveals scary reason for early checkout from London Hotel. Is it ghosts? Oh, God, I hope it's ghosts.

It says the actor said he had an encounter with an apparition at the hotel. Yes, I am here for this. Will Smith recently claimed. Wait, did he punch it and say, like, welcome to Earth? He's like, don't you ever talk to my wife again. Slap. The ghost is like, I just asked her if she was scared I was trying my hardest

Will Smith Will Smith Ghostbuster Will Smith recently claimed he had once he once had a spooky encounter with a ghost at a London hotel in an appearance on the Tonight Show

the actor described what led up to an emergency checkout while playing a game of True Confessions with his Bad Boys Rider Die Star co-star Martin Lawrence. This was probably 27 years ago, he said. The ghost urinated

in my friend's toilet and cleared all of his messages from his phone. What? Why would a ghost do that? I don't know. Do you think he just did that to cover for himself? Maybe. Maybe he did. That's oddly

specific for a ghost to do. Plus, I don't think ghosts can urinate. That's what I'm saying. So, like, what if he just did it he might have he said let's see there might be more information Smith then revealed that his encounter with the apparition occurred at the

Lanesboro a five star hotel near London's Hyde Park that was welcome that has welcomed guests like Cher, Mariah Carey, Sylvester Stallone and George H.W. Bush we didn't hear it talk so we assumed it was British but it was scary enough for us to check out of our hotel. We assumed it was British is such a great line!

We didn't hear it talk, we just assumed it was British. That's pretty good. That's really funny. When asked if he believes in ghosts, he said, I believe there are things you don't understand. I mean, that's true. I believe that too, Will. I believe that too. There's some things I just don't understand. Yeah.

And that's it. I actually kind of, for some reason, of all the celebrities I want to see a ghost, Will Smith is up there. I don't know why. For some reason, Will Smith is up there. I don't know why. For some reason, Will Smith is up there. I mean, the fact that I don't know. Of all the things for a ghost to do, those just seem like really

random things. How long ago was this? He said it was 27 years ago. I feel like he was high and drunk at the time. 27 years ago? That's 90s Will Smith. That's the peak of his career.

Yeah, that's late 90s Will Smith. Yeah, I mean, like, the man could do no wrong. And I know for a fact he was celebrating like crazy. So there's no way he wasn't on drugs. Although maybe he's clean living. And maybe he really was a ghost. I don't know. I don't want to be smirched.

Modern-day Will Smith, be smirched away. 90s Will Smith? You do not talk shit about 90s Will Smith. 90s Will Smith is killing it. I did Google, did Will Smith do drugs? And it says, Will Smith says he hallucinated about his money and career being destroyed. Yeah, I mean, never mind, that checks out. Wait, it says, Smith said that the substance had started his spiritual journey after going from never trying drugs before to taking ayahuasca 14 times in two years.

Oh my god. But this feels like it was more recent if he said because ayahuasca is the aaron rogers thing yeah but it hasn't been around like i wasn't around a while dude yeah it isn't like a thing that like just popped up on the scene yeah that's true although he said he said he went from never doing drugs i feel like he's lying there. He's definitely probably done some drugs. You're telling me DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince weren't high making songs? False.

I don't believe that. Maybe he meant like I started doing drugs and then I went on a drug thing in like 1992 maybe. Yeah. Or he probably doesn't count like weed or like drinking his drugs just like he means like the hard drugs when did the fresh prince of bel-air come out 1990 all right so he was doing drugs way before 1990. i refused to accept that he was like no man no i can't believe that yeah i yeah i don't know so Yeah.

I, yeah, I don't know. So, honestly, my guess is, yeah, he probably was doing something, and then they were just like, oh, shit, did the ghost pee in the toilet or something? And then, like, I don't remember doing it. And they're just like, oh, shit, but they actually did. And they're just, you know, that's got to be it i mean i guess and then deleted all messages from his phone like i don't know you can i'm telling you i don't i don't yeah i don't know that was a ghost did that but if a ghost did do that yo that ghost for being old and british knows what's up yeah also guys don't mess with my phone old sport also these are late

90s phones we're not talking like your iPhone like yeah I'm straight up like is this an answering machine you know I went in there and typed like one one one three three one one like you look a whole he had a whole system yeah uh so yeah i don't know about that that's uh i don't believe it all right well i guess that's it for us we don't believe it will we don't believe it but uh hey thanks for listening or watching i've enjoyed this podcast krendor right over the socials got socials, youtube.com slash coxandcrandorpodcast.

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