Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 432 - Boneless Wings, Now with Bones!

Episode Date: July 29, 2024

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Hit me! Wake your ass up! It's that guy Krendall in the morning! Boop boop boop boop boop! Hello everybody, it's that guy Krendall in the morning! Yo, what up? Aw, dude. I can already tell you're struggling today. I am struggling. I'm having like a whole struggle session.

What's the struggle situation? I don't know. I woke up today and I was kind of like in a funk. Like a daze. So, and I realized, I haven't really had a lot of caffeine lately. And then instead of getting caffeine into my system, I went directly, because I woke up late, went directly to the movie theater,

seen early screening of Deadpool, which by the way, great movie, had a blast, very fun. It was hilarious because again, this is an R rated movie. I'm going to let you know, they drop F bombs and body parts are everywhere. And one of the characters they describe using the C, but lovingly, and all I'll say is, in the row in front of me was a dad and two kids.

And as I looked around the theater, there were a lot of kids. And I was like, you know what? What the hell do I care? I don't care, it's not my kids. And it was very funny, because at the end of the movie, one of the kids looked over to the dad and was like,

dad, this movie was awesome. And I was like, hell yeah it was, kid. Hell yeah it was. So that kid seemed all right to me. But I went to the movies, and I was like, oh, well, go get a coffee or something at the movie theater bar, because I know they're not going to serve alcohol right now, but I could get a coffee. That could be good.

The lines were crazy. I've never seen so many big lines. I mean, congrats to Deadpool bringing in people, but my God. So I was like, all right, well I'll just get something afterwards. So I went and saw the movie again, like I said, loved it, came out. And in this area where the movie theater is, there's a lot of lot of um Where like they clearly take an area build a bunch of apartments around it and then in the middle of that area build a bunch of um Shops and cool hangout places for like hip cool kids, but you can't drive there It's like everyone's walking the street. I was walking around there two dudes playing ping-pong on a table in the middle of the street I haven't seen that, but we got somewhat similar.

I saw there were apartments there and I'm like, yo, when it's time to move, I'm gonna check this place out. I might go over there and check it out and see what it's like to live there. Because in the area is a Whole Foods and like seven or eight different restaurants, a bunch of different bars and things. I was like, this is cool. It would be walking distance from your apartment. I was like, this might be one of those walking cities that everyone warns me is gonna kill the country or some nonsense anyway I was walking around there people on the street like having a good time

It felt pretty cool, and I was like maybe I'll get something to eat here You know I haven't had breakfast or had you know anything. I'll get like a coffee and maybe like a sandwich Anyway somehow ended up in the Whole Foods because my mind was like, Oh, I'll go to the whole foods. I'll get a coffee and I'll get something from the deli. That's so simple. And I'll just sit outside on a nice day and I'll eat it. Boy, oh boy. Would that be great.

So I go into the whole foods and because I assume ADHD, I don't know. I have no answers for you. Instead of a coffee and a sandwich, I got a soup because I was like, oh my God, they have carrot ginger soup. Oh my God, I want that. So I got a cup of carrot ginger soup and I was like, well, I don't want to get coffee and drinks and have a soup hot hot. That doesn't make any sense to me. So I'll get like a sparkling water and this carrot soup, but like I got something to dip in the soup. So I went to go see if they've bread and they didn't have any little things of bread, but they did have a micro loaf of French bread. I was like, Oh, well, a micro loaf isn't a full loaf.

So I just get that and I'm stuffed with bread and, and actually it's bread covered in soup. And I'm like, Oh yeah, that was delicious. It was probably too much. It definitely ain't too much much there but I still haven't had coffee and now I'm starting to get a headache I'm just like boy I really screwed the pooch on this one I had I could have done it I could have gotten a coffee I have not gotten a coffee yet you know what are you doing zero caffeine is in me I think it's maybe it's been 72 hours I'm starting to crash dude I'm starting to come down starting to get like maybe if I just got caffeine though Well, what if I I'm thinking about it in a way that I don't think about anything else

I mean I had two cups of coffee today Feeling pretty good now. He's just showing off. I Mean listen, are you you trying to quit for like just health reasons you try? Yeah, it hasn't come up I Would like I would not forget to have caffeine I just it's been a busy couple days and for example yesterday I Came in you know what that's a lie. That's a lie. I did have one coke yesterday ah okay So I have had 60 milligrams or something yeah, I did have one Coke yesterday. Ah, okay. So I have had caffeine. 60 milligrams or something.

Yeah, I did have one Coke yesterday. So I have had some caffeine. Yes. But yeah, yesterday I woke up, drank some water because I'm on my like, gotta drink water first thing in the morning. And then I was going to go and make some coffee, but then like got caught up in some nonsense

and I was like, oh man, I gotta go stream. So I ran to the office and started my stream. And then I, you messaged me like, Hey, you want to watch a movie? And I was like, Oh yeah, tonight is movie night. Okay. So I just stayed in streamed all day from like 10 AM to whenever we finished. Uh, I think that would have been 11 year time. That's what I'm saying and I had The only thing I had that day was tacos and that Mexican coke that I got with it You also had shot a rum. I did have four chata and wrong, but I don't think Hortchata has caffeine No, well, I had a bunch of water. I got a bunch of water and that was the thing but like yeah, that's why when you just like pause the stream and be like, Hey guys, I'll be back in like 10 minutes and make coffee. I just wasn't thinking about it. I was on some other stuff.

I think a lot of people with ADD have the, uh, the hyper fixation thing. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe I'm ADHD or ADHD. That's what I meant. Cause that's maybe yeah maybe I'm ADHD or ADHD is what I meant because it's just I've seen that a lot of people with it where they're able like hyper focus and I was like dude I wish I could do that not all the time but like at certain points. I was so into it I was having a great time and then I looked over and was like oh my god it's almost time for crendor and yeah so I got I got lunch and I ate that on stream usually i'm not a big eater on stream person but i was like well if i got you with it with crendor god so i did that and then

i was like yeah i'll get something after we're done but then we finished at like 11 something i was like all right well i'll go home and i went home went to bed woke up drank uh some water and then went to the movies and then yeah, still terrible mistakes have been made. I'm just like every day I wake up. I wait like 20, 30 minutes. Then I make my coffee. I heard the things like they're waiting an hour. I'm like, I don't give a shit. I'm not waiting an hour. 30 minutes is good. I wait 30 minutes,

make my coffee and then I drink drink that I eat my breakfast and then I wait like Three four more hours, then I have kind of like a half cup almost I have like a little Eeyore cup It's like a it's like a standard like European sized cup or something you drink on the street You're sitting out there with your baguette. Let's think of the baguette. What's the the croissant? Oh, yeah, you want croissant croissant. So you're just like that's like my second cup. It's like a smaller cup You know just get that second light. Sometimes. I don't even do that Sometimes I'll pass the second cup go for the matcha green tea instead just the course as we know now You are a matcha man. I was unaware of your ability to you're like a

You are a matcha man. I was unaware of your ability to, you're like one of those guys who actually makes matcha the right way and not just dips a bag in some water. Yes, I'm very much a, I'm like a, I don't know. I'm like a purist of drinks where it's like, I like very specific, like I'll have like wine, I'll have beer, I will have coffee, but it's like black coffee I'll have matcha green tea, but I don't mix stuff in I'm not like little cream here like I'm gonna

Spruce this up with some what it like no. I'm just like just plain They although I do that like salad. I don't have salad dressings the only salad dressing I'll have a Caesar salad no salad dressing for any other salad really yeah I was like yeah this sounds like Crendor is just like you know he found his he found his lot in life he knows what's up he understands who he is he likes what he likes you not liking salad dressing including all the other things just said serial killer serial killer the only Cereal killer. The only thing I'm killing is that salad, bro. I... No salad... But how often do you put Caesar on salad dressing? I don't know, whenever there's a Caesar salad. Usually I have like one Caesar salad a week. To be fair,

I don't really eat like salad salad that much. So it's like the only time I'll have like salad salad is like at a family gathering thing where someone makes salad and I'm like I'll just have a bit of it, but I want dressing. I just don't like a lot of the salad dressing. Okay If I do have salad dressing, it's like I'll use like a little olive oil or something like that, you know what I mean? No, I totally get it. Yeah, like that I understand. I'm just saying to you, you being like, I'm a purist.

I only like my coffee black. I like my matcha tea the way, like no additives. I prefer, everything you said, I was like, uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah, okay. I just like tasting stuff. And then you're like, in salad, I don't want any, my chicken must be plain. I do not want it grilled I prefer it boiled also and I was waiting for you to get crazy

No, it's not specifically drink stuff, but I'll still have drinks that have stuff. It's like I guess it's like specific things Like I'll still have other drinks that have things mixed together But it's those like very specific like very specific like coffee, tea, wine, beer. I mean I get it. That's why you're 26 pounds and I am not. I'm like, yo I gotta have some type of like cool creamer in my coffee and I gotta have some type of dressing on this salad. Like what am I gonna eat? Just the lettuce? That's ridiculous. Come on now. Yeah. That's true. I hear that most of the calories from salad stuff comes in the dressing It's probably true. I mean most of it lettuce is a whole bunch of nothing

Yeah, it really is just in fact lettuce doesn't have that much nutritional value either Really, it's just roughage. Yeah, it doesn't really do much Yeah, I think there's no reason I really like salad stuff. It's just kind of, I don't know. I'd rather have those vegetables and stuff in the salad and other things. Yo, I love, man, there's this one salad that's at the grocery store. It's one of those like bag salads that you can get. I don't know what it's called, so I'm not going to shout them out or even attempt to.

But it's like a mango habanero salad. Oh my God, it's so spicy and so good and messes me up, and I love it Love it. It's not pretty good But I do like mango habanero. That's like I'm saying Usually if I get if I have that I'm gonna have it on like the chicken wings sure imagine Not the same consistency of the sauce with the same flavor right Sure. Imagine not the same consistency of the sauce, but the same flavor. Right. Across an entire salad. Obviously what I do is I realized I was told this the other day. I'm doing a Kardashian, which I'm not sure exactly. I appreciate that, but I understand it now.

Where I won't, like if I have a salad and I have dressing, I'm not going to sit there and pour the dressing over the salad. I'm not a big, you know me, I'm not a big sauce guy. Don't like a lot of, so I'll pour some and then close a lid and then shake it so it gets all over it, but it isn't a lot. And then, yeah, and I was told that's a Kardashian thing to do. So I feel like I'm just like Kim is what I'm saying.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't even, it feels like a lot of people do that. I don't even think it's a Kardashian thing you kind of are a Kardashian Agreed I feel like I should have money and a sex tape. Yeah. Yeah, you're like the one the Kardashian that they It's like the they have a random relative often like some random place that nobody really knows and he's like I'm a Kardashian And they're just like make sure he doesn't get on the property Keep him off the property. Yeah, but you're still part of it. You still have the traits

I mean yeah, yeah, that's true got a big booty and Love salad, I guess that's my thing. Yep. Yep I don't How do we get here, caffeine? I like, that's right, caffeine. I don't know, I think you're supposed to only have, what is it, like 400 milligrams max a day? What is ideal amount of caffeine in a day? I really don't wanna know this,

and I feel like we've already looked this up before, and I probably forgot specifically because I don't want to know this. It's 400. So what is in a cup of coffee? I believe it's like 100 caffeine in cup of coffee. One eight ounce cup is 95 milligrams. All right, I don't think that's too bad. But it can vary question. Yeah espresso versus coffee

In a line what if you get a double shot of espresso how messed up are you? espresso is one fluid ounce is 64 milligrams, so I guess that'd be like 120 130 and So all right, but I don't know what a shot is and fluid ounces I would imagine a shot is whatever the one fluid ounces is to use it to espresso a lot of caffeine the average is 63 milligram yeah So yeah two shots you're getting around 120 okay. Well. I'm not too stressed then I thought it was going over I'm clearly not stressed then. I thought it was going over, I'm clearly not. The problem is, I don't know.

When I don't have it, I'm like, what if I was having it? And so now, I have like a little eh, eh in my neck, and it's been hurting me all day. And it started because I had a headache earlier today, and I was like, well it'll go away. And then it went away during the movie, and now I'm like, what's this neck thing? Oh man, and it only ever happens when I don't drink caffeine.

It's me it could be caffeine headache but like it always is it's always a caffeine headache always. My caffeine is usually two cups of coffee and like even if I have one or like a little bit I don't really get headaches I feel like it's when you have a lot of caffeine and stuff. You got a whole system set up where you drink your coffee and you do it on a daily basis and it's sort of like Baselines you me. I'm all over the place. Sometimes I'll wake up do some stuff then drink coffee Sometimes I'll wait and it'll be like 5 p.m. Like man. I can use a coffee. I'm all over the place I have no set defined Life pattern, which is probably why I'm the mess I am.

That's true. We figured it out. You're supposed to say, no man, you're doing fine. You're alright. That's what everybody else will tell you. I'm just like, listen, you've been a mess for a while. Maybe you're right. Yeah, I'm here. I'm like the the realist Alright, I'm the I'm the one realist in your life. I'm gonna bring you back down earth Everyone else is there to boosty up right? Yeah, oh yeah, everyone's here to boost me up everybody's boosting you up There's so many people trying to pull me back down. I think the one boosting myself up is me

You're all grasping at me like balloons trying to get away, but I'm like no way guys can't catch me. Yeah By the way speaking of caffeine did you know that light roast coffee actually has more caffeine than dark roast coffee? Why would that be you would think dark roast would have more you would but it's also You would think dark roast would have more you would but it's also acidity light roast has more acidity than dark roast It's all just like the way it's brewed and the type of being everything So yeah, I learned because I remember I used to try light roast and I'd always get more heartburn and I'd have dark roast I'd be like actually do better with this and then I looked it up and they're like, yeah, that's why and I was like, dude What and so now I did I mainly just drink dark roast and I like the way it tastes more Anyway, light roast is always a bit too. Like I think drink dark roast and I like the way it tastes more anyway light roast is always built

To like I think it's the acid which by the way That's why my Dodger coffee is doing so well the midnight sloth dark roast That's right Over the Dodger coffee website. I don't even know what the website is. I'm not gonna lie. It's fine Dodger coffee co.com there you go best sell the roast best seller right now the best seller. That's awesome It's the best seller that's destroying Dodgers Dodger coffees. Yeah, I did see the the YouTube short I didn't watch the geek ender, but I got short of her yelling at you about Starting beef with people people and she was just like no and she was yelling at you like a kid she had the mom no

I'm trying to get her to start beef so our show will become popular That is honestly solid idea. I agree and she was like oh we can start with VTubers I was like yeah, but VTubers we can't see their face like we don't know what's behind their beady eyes, right? So we don't know what's going on. Plus VTubers They have like some they have powerful fans those people Yeah, stop it nothing to defend the V tubers. Yeah, that's not a beef. That's like that'll lead to actual violence Yeah, no everyone knows that everyone knows that yeah, yeah, so I said Lindsey Stirling. We got to fight Lindsey Stirling Yeah, that's pretty good, right. What's she gonna? Do violin us to death now. We're fine

Dodger was not okay with that. She was like no I was like it doesn't be a real like as a touch It doesn't be a real beef we like get in on this like don't you know how beef works cut She doesn't get beef. I guess she doesn't thought it'd be a real thing No our people contact her people and then we like arrange internet fights, then we do like a rap album against each other yeah Hey, I think it's a great plan. I think she just doesn't understand. I think she's too nice She is too nice. She doesn't get it. She doesn't get how entertainment works You got to start beefing with people those are the rules Yeah, and then everyone starts being like yo you see what's going on over here

And then they start looking and they tune in to see what's happening That's all like most a bunch of the reddits are they're like did you see what? Streamer X said about streamer Y and they're like I got it to him to see this That's what I'm saying most most internet content now is people being like you see what this guy just said and like no I don't care either, but like what if someone did that for us though, right? Yeah, or at least they posted you see what they just said and people like no I don't care, but it would be us they don't care about. Yeah. That'd be cool. And then you get people reacting to it. You got like all the react people just being like,

we got to react to the latest drama. What else just happened? Yeah. And you know, come on, you know, everyone on the internet is gunning for Lindsey Stirling. She prances about that stage with her violin, dancing, making people smile. No, no, no. She's had it too easy for too long. Too easy. Time to take her down a peg.

The worst part is, is that I keep seeing people be like, Jesse, you're trying to start beefs and it just, it's really upsetting. And I'm like, it is such a joke, please. Dodger fans. Please don't take this seriously. Those are the Dodger fans. They're just with her, they don't get it. Here's the thing, all right?

You got two extremes, all right? You got the people that they take jokes too far and then you got the people that can't take any jokes. And they're both terrible. Both terrible, all right? Because people that can't take any jokes, and they're both terrible Both terrible alright cuz you got the you literally can't make a joke about anything. There's like I have somebody I know and they have the they don't like this thing that you're talking about so you shouldn't joke about it And it's like it's not even like serious or crazy or like and it's just like you're just making a joke It's like alright, but then you have the other side well They're like they'll be like here's my racist joke or whatever and everyone's like, what are you talking about?

They're just like I see I can't make jokes at all Or this economy and then it's like that's also terrible too. It's like can we just be normal? Honestly, I think Twitter's made it worse and the internet social media. I think it all just stems from people being on edge They're on social media. They're all like it stems from people being on edge or on social media. They're all like, it's almost like they're just circling in the water, just being like, where's the look for somebody to attack? And then there are the people that are like

the actual crazies and they're just like posting shit. And they got like 8 billion likes on their like shitty tweet about some shitty joke. And they're just like, come at me trolls and idiots. I did have a moment today So I posted the story I told you about the kid being like yeah, this was awesome because I thought was funny There's like a ten-year-old at Deadpool, but um When I was on Twitter, I saw Someone post the thing about the new dr. Doom information. I won't spoil anything for people who really care,

but they're planning the next phase of Marvel. And this person posted a, you know, just a long tirade about how like, this is stupid. I don't understand why they would do this. This is why I don't watch this stuff. Like just going off on it. And I realized at that moment while reading it, I was like, I don't think

I give a shit what your opinion is on this. Here's the problem, is I literally just shared a thing on Twitter like, hey guys, let's solve this, like, you know. So my relationship to Twitter is the same as everyone's relationship to their congressmen, where everyone hates congress and thinks congress gets nothing done right, but their congressman is a good guy Yeah That's all I feel like all your thoughts about stuff. I'm like that's stupid my thoughts. However are very important Yeah, I feel like that is most people on the internet right now. I think everyone hates being there But they just like sharing what's going on with them and honestly

I think it's one of those catch-22 situations where people desperately want to connect with others or share their thoughts and feelings because they feel like they're voiceless or unheard or you know people respond to them and give them feedback in my case I will very freely admit I like when people talk to me I like interacting with other people and when I put something out there and people respond to me I enjoy that it's the same reason I like doing live shows. It's the same reason. I like just talking to people in public I'm that type of person. It's just part of my MO to say here's my thoughts Let's chat right and I'm fine with reactions where people are like I disagree and I'm like, okay talk to me

Why do you disagree like Like that kind of stuff. I think there's a thing on, especially Twitter now and other social media where when you begin to get paid for it and it's based on views and views with interactions, people skew much more heavily towards things that are very aggravating or things that reconfirm biases. But basically you're scamming the system and you're putting out truly insane things to get reactions so you can make money or get attention or whatever. And I think that has caused a huge problem in social media. People have been like this and it just so happens that now there's platforms for them to be like that and it allows them to be an amplified version of that as well.

So I think it even makes it worse. So it gives them the avenue to go down there and then it makes it worse because they can just be like blah blah blah blah blah. And then other people can easily reply to that instead of just like being out in, you know, a normal real life situation where people just be like, I don't know what they're saying say just walk away or just like ignore now It's like you can't ignore. It's there. It's plastered on the screen, and you're just like I got no I have to react or something It's just like no you know and you're rewarded for doing it. You know what I mean? Yeah, no, it's pretty bad in fact

I I really only go on to check like sports Updates and that's mainly it or like didn't is there a Nintendo direct soon I'm like oh there is cool close I try to limit my time as well but I somehow end up still on that site more than I feel like I should be so what's what's bringing you back oh um work yeah yeah but you don't have to read other people's stuff to work you just post it so I have the attention span of like that dog, squirrel, that's me. And when I go there to do something for work, I will be like, oh, oh yeah, I'll see one thing and be like, oh yeah.

And then I'll start to do a thing. And then I'm down the rabbit hole. I have no self control. I don't think you understand. I mean, I get hole. I have no self-control. I don't think you understand. I mean I have zero self-control. Today I wanted to go get a coffee, Crendor, I want to get a coffee, I ended up with a thing of a loaf of bread and a cup of soup and sitting outside on a hot summer day. I have zero control. Oh! Yeah, I mean I guess you're right. You're a lost cause. I don't know, I just know you cannot help me. I'm a mess.

You know, I'm curious how you used to be in terms of being a mess like ten years ago compared to now. Oh, same. Big like is it is it gotten worse and so no it's exactly the exact same nothing is different well I mean like because like social media and stuff's gotten more prevalent so does that mean is that any of that social media only I just refocus like

what's like before you would be on ICQ or ventrilo or that kind of thing right and so I'd spend time on there or I go to you said different places you would just yeah I've been a different place like in high school I did theater and I would focus my attention there and goof off there and have like hot takes there. In college, I worked at a radio station which let me yell out into the void of people who were listening. I was in theater there as well

and I had a lot of different friends and I'd go and keep my mind occupied doing all sorts of stupid stuff. And plus then I also had video games still. And then when I was a teacher, I did teach and stuff all the time and that kept my mind occupied as I like dealt with the constant barrage of problems that would occur. I don't know, man.

It's just, it's always, I've always been this way. And potentially it has gotten worse I don't know I have no answer for you I no one's told me that it hasn't right so I don't know but maybe they're just afraid to tell you it hasn't do you do I seem like the person that people are afraid to tell things to? Uh, I mean, not to me, but... Random strangers come up to me and are like, Bro, let me tell you something. You look like you could give me three dollars. I'm like, what?

That's right. I've seen your tweets. You look like you got three dollars you could give me. Today I was at the gas station and I saw a bike gang. And not like a cool gang of like dudes on bikes, but like teens on mopeds. And they thought they were the coolest. And I'm gonna let you know, they weren't. They were like talking to some dude in a car and they're like, yeah, you got a lighter man. And he's like, no, sorry. It's like, ah, you a punk, you a punk, you want a lighter. I'm like, imagine four of the like skinniest youngest looking white

kids you've ever seen your entire life. And they tried to go inside the convenience mart and they like, the guy who owned it was like, get out of here, get out of your punk kids. And they're like, you can't tell us what to do, mister. It was crazy. I was like, what is happening? Who are they? We have roving bands of moped kids now. What's going on? It sounds like they're raised up in the 1940s as well. The worst part was they were like, we aren't even from here.

We're from downtown LA. I'm like, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. Time out. Did you ride a moped from downtown to here? Also, are there roving gangs of moped kids in downtown LA? What is it? I saw a side of this city I've never seen before today. Dude, have you seen those motorized scooters? Like the avalanches? No, they're like motor. They're like electric scooters. It's just a scooter, but you can tell it's motorized. People are just scootin' and they're just like cruisin' along on them. What do you mean? I swear, I see those all over now. You haven't seen the motorized scooters?

No, what do you mean motorized scooter? Hold on. Like, I'll show you a picture like these. Oh! Oh, yes! Okay, you don't know, they're all over my part of the city. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Everybody's on though. It's like, it's supposed to just be like scooters were for scooting along, and you're like, doot doot doot, but now it's like, they're going like 20 miles an hour on those things. Yeah, they got huge battery packs in them now, and people are driving, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard there's like dentists that are like, oh yeah, we've got a lot of people that like fall and bust their teeth on those.

It's like, I can't believe there's that many of them now. I guess people are just like, I can get wherever I want to go now real fast. But it's like, that is like insanely dangerous. And I would be worried like you're going to get hit by a car even. Like I don't know. Yeah, I guess convenient if you're trying to get around a part of a city that you're new to or you're vacationing in and you don't have to take a cab to get somewhere like, you know,

if you don't want to walk, you're trying to get somewhere in a hurry and you want to go like a mile or whatever, then sure. I see people do it all the time. The thing is, is that when they're done with them, they just dump them in the street. I can't tell you how many times I've had to dodge just random scooters in the middle of the street because someone dumped it there. Or someone walked along and there were five or six,

you know, set up to use, and then some kid kicked them in the street. Oh my God. Yeah, man. And the thing is, is they put them everywhere here because it's right, like I am very close to Venice, right? And Venice Beach is a huge spot in Venice. And so people will get those scooters

and go up and down Venice Beach, and so they have them all over this area for people who wanna go use them. And yeah, they set them up like five or six at a time on a street corner, and then either they get taken and used or at night you find them in the middle of the street. Yep. So I'm not a fan of them,

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Yeah, I don't know what that is. I I don't know what that is because there's like beach tires, right? But I know there's a I don't know dude, so I haven't I haven't gone much But I think about it often and then I'll immediately get distracted by something else because as we've discovered that happens frequently for me Yeah That's a truther yep, and I'm letting you know right now after this conversation is over. I will have forgotten We just talked about this well. You know what something you shouldn't forget about Your online privacy That's right today. We're sponsored by privacy Hawk

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on vacations, coming back from vacations Just going out. It's hot outside. So they're going to the beach. They're going and doing stuff outside. They're going everywhere outside It's lighter out. It's warm. It's a mess in terms of traffic So watch out for those cars because people drive terribly. I saw some terrible drivers already today and Pretty much every day to be honest. Thank you Thanks crendor now let's go over to whether how's that weather? Weather we got a weather quest for Sentrype Italy a small town shaped like a human do we have a map hold on

hold on what is this town called a center right C E N T U R I P E and center ripe and Italy here we are it is currently it really does look like a person let me see this do you think oh, yeah agreed? They can't expand the city like do they have a thing that says no more new houses probably Does that mean it looks like a person from above? Oh, that's lovely. It really does Yeah, you can like find where you are. You're like, oh, yeah, there we go I'm definitely still here cuz I'm in the way I get a lie shout out to the house that definitely is like the dick I mean there's one right there. I'm like that's it Well over in center-ripe, Italy. It's 70 degrees Fahrenheit feels like

70 degrees humidity 67 percent pressure 30 Inches visibility 9 miles winds at 6 mile an hour dew point 59 UV index 0 moon phase last quarter 602 a.m. sunrise 8 11 p.m. sunset and the 10-day we got Monday 93 and sunny Tuesday 95 mostly sunny Wednesday 93 sunny Thursday 94 sunny Friday 97 sunny Saturday 95 mostly sunny, Wednesday 93 sunny, Thursday 94 sunny, Friday 97 sunny, Saturday 95 mostly sunny and then Sunday and onward is pretty much just 90s and sunny. It's just a lot of 90s and a lot of sunny over in Synthripe.

I must stress to you, the dong of this city man is in fact City Hall and the post office which is awesome. I love that. I love that a lot. That was pretty good. There's a lot of you know what looking at this is really frustrating because everything here when you go to look at like oh I wonder what exists here. Like what kind of food is there? Like just quaint little pizza cafes, a nice little bakery, a bar that all the images of the bar are outside and dogs. Another bar that just looks like it's on the street. Yeah.

A bakery that all the videos are of kids dressed up as like little clowns and stuff. None of this shows the food. It only shows what's going on in the city, which I think is really charming. That's true actually. I didn't even put that together. If there's one place I'm looking at here, it's some type of rotisserie for chicken, but half the images are like families hanging out or

people posting weird things. It's very quaint. I love this. I don't know how I would describe this to anyone. I don't know if it's like a touristy spot or this is just where people hang out. It reminds me, have you seen one of the movies where Denzel Washington just kills people for no reason? Well, I mean, he does have a reason they're bad people. He like just kills them. The Equalizer or the Eraser Man or whatever the hell it's called. You're asking the wrong person. Well, in the third movie of those, he ends up in Italy and he ends up in a small town. And he's like, you know, I could quit my whole life and retire here.

Stop killing so many people. That's how I feel about this. I would stop killing so many people and just move here because it looks very, it looks very sweet. Everyone there looks like, you know, it's a very small town and everyone's kind of like, yeah, we're all friends or I don't know, maybe the mob runs it. I have no, I don't know what the rules are. How big is this town? 5,400 people. So yeah, it's pretty small. I mean, if you go to a map and you scroll far out

You can barely you can barely tell it exists But they close you get on the map the more it looks like the streets are the veins of this of the man It's very cool looking that is really oh yeah, I see you mean That is really crazy Yeah, but the the head you get Boltega Elm and elementary and You had Boltega, Elm Elementary, and Garden Wed Abito. Yeah, and they both are listed as markets, but it doesn't... I don't know that they are markets.

They look like just a hole in the wall. But again, it's a small town, so who the hell do I know? Yeah, I don't know. It's like... They got a tobacco shop, and The tobacco shop is just a door No a door to nicotine And really all the restaurants are just like in the center that's I'm saying I was like, oh I wonder what's at the heart And I remembered it's Italy and of course, it's a church Yeah

Church directly on the heart. I was like, that's cute. All right. So yeah, they definitely planned everything out in terms of like relation to the body almost, which I guess like the stomach and the digestive system would have all the restaurants, right? Yeah, probably.

When was this city founded? That's what we need to know. That's true, yeah. We gotta figure that out. Which means, hold on. Tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch destroyed the city in 1233 as punishment for rebellion sounds about right yeah Cicero described it as the largest and richest city in Sicily it appears to suffered much in the war against Sextus Pompeius so this city is old yes the question is when did they decide to make it look like a person yeah that is that is the question that's gotta be like what sucks is that if you go to the website for it and it doesn't at all you would

think the first thing it would say is like this city looks like a man but nope it absolutely does not say that in fact it just lists the history of it without even mentioning it. Yeah like nobody I looking, there's like nobody that talks about when it happened. I feel like that's the most important part. Yeah, and like they, they have drone shots of it and apparently the drone shots are like the way they found out, which like, that can't, there's gotta be like planes and stuff that flew over that saw it, right? Like, I don't know so the implication here they just did this on accident I don't know maybe but like there it's it's way too plain to be an

accident so I'm saying but it's such an old city so you would figure maybe like it's like an old boy I don't know man it says the layout of the town is said to date back to the 16th century mmm it was destroyed so like I get it it obviously it wasn't gonna be the same thing it was before so I guess they did it as like a 16th century kind of I don't know I don't know it is cool looking even even looks cool lit up at night yeah it's like in a mountain too which is like on top of a mountain it's very neat very neat so I love like this looks

cool I had no idea what to do there I probably bored in a day but like oh yeah it looks cool yeah like it kind of looks like one of those cities you'd settle in like civilization. Yes, yes, absolutely. Just a bunch of like hills and land around for resources and you're like, here's my city and it just looks like a bunch of buildings rising up. Like the game recommends it. It's like, there's a lot of resources around,

you should settle here, yeah. Yeah, except you know, the city's shaped like a person city shaped like a person okay yeah yeah that's pretty interesting all right well that's the more you know let's go to sports sports sports um folks welcome to the sports desk hey we've got sports, the Olympics have started, so currently, take a look at the metal tracker. The USA is number one at 12 medals. The French have eight medals and Japan has seven medals. Obviously there's a lot more Olympic stuff that keep going. But is that gold medals or just metal no these are just metals in terms of gold medals it is Japan and Australia tied with four oh

Okay, and then United States France and South Korea and China all have three and then Italy Kazakhstan Belgium Uzbekistan Hong Kong and Germany all have one gold medal. And then those are all the gold medals. What does Kazakhstan have a medal in? Or is it Kazakhstan?

I don't know if it's Kazakhstan. Does Kazakhstan exist? Let's see, it's got to be here. Kazakhstan. It's Judoudo Olympic champion. Yo, that's cool as hell, okay. That is pretty cool. Interesting.

Yeah, it wasn't Judo. So that happened. We had baseball trades are happening. The trade deadline's gonna be here in a few days. In terms of standings, you got the Orioles in first, you got the Cleveland Guardians in first, you got the Houston Astros tied with the Mariners in first, you got the Phillies in first, the Brewoles in first you got the Cleveland Guardians in first you got the Houston Astros tied with the Mariners in first You got the Phillies in first the Brewers in first and the Dodgers in first

And then football training camp starting up. I'm excited Favorite time of the year football getting going American football that is and then You know give it like two months and we got all four major American slash North American sports going out at the same time that's my favorite time so pretty cool, let's sports alright what is our fact of the day

fact of the day? Fact of the day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day.

Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day.

Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Tim storms can't even hear the note. Stop! They can't say the man Tim storms. This guy's already cooler than we will ever be. The man. Tim Storm. That sounds like a good name of a band. The band Tim Storm. It does. Can't even hear the note which is eight octaves below the lowest G on a piano but elephants can. But what is the sound?

Don't make me have to look this up. I mean it's just a low deep sound it's probably like oh but like so low that like our ears can't pick it up it's like a vibration. Like that? Yeah but it's like way lower. It's gotta be lower because you can hear if you can hear it That it's not it interesting Yeah, so it's just humans can't hear but how do they know that then? Probably because they got Science tracking on them. I don't know

Like you're telling me that they they heard him make a sound that they can't hear I Mean yeah, there's plenty of animals that do that. That's what I'm asking. So what instrumentation did they use to discover this? I don't know, just some... What was the start of A? Did he do it? And someone was like, boy, what are you doing? I can't hear anything. And he's like, oh, I'm making a noise. And they're like, no, you're not. And he's like, I am. And they're like, okay, fine. Prove it fine prove it let's go see a scientist like how do they get to that point it probably

is what happened like genuinely probably is actually I just looked it up Tim Storms is an American singer and composer he holds the Guinness World Record for both the lowest note produced by a human and the widest vocal range interesting actually maybe that's how he's just singing. He's just seeing how low he can go. He's 51. And it's like YouTube videos of him doing it. Man with the lowest voice sings Lonesome Road.

All right, here we go. I've got a wall. Yo, his voice is low, dude. His voice is so low. Whoa. Yeah, it's pretty crazy Yo, this is it Wow, wow, okay you win man you win. I'm not even gonna question this Sounds it sounds like the subwoofers are going off in my ears. It's crazy.

That's like he genuinely starts hitting like weird tones. Unnatural like yeah, it's like the whales go like Yeah, he's the human version That's wild. Yeah, that's that's a lot. That's a lot this guy wins alright. I was wrong about you, sir You I don't know I'm gonna question it yeah, don't question. No. I don't intend to That's your fact of the day all right, what is our big news story of the day? of the day. You almost hit me with like come on all y'all it's a sabotage. It was right there. Chicken wings advertised as boneless can have bones Ohio Supreme Court decides. Wait what? Wait what? Yeah they say their advertises boneless but

they can have bones in them. I don't know what that means are they saying like it you ever think that like stupid people run shit because that makes no sense? I mean if I had to guess I would say there's probably like bits like fragments of bone in the chicken wing And that's what they're referring to so it's probably some guy that was like Actually there are bones in these boneless wings that are advertised because there's like little bone fragments to get crushed up They're technically traceable. It's probably that shit. Oh, okay. I mean Sure, it just makes for a ridiculous headline

to be like, bones can be in boneless wings. Like, what? Yeah. Okay, what do they say? Maybe there are, who knows? Consumers cannot expect boneless chicken wings to actually be free of bones. A divided Ohio Supreme Court ruled Thursday.

Dude, they were divided. They were like, this is intense. There was some justice on that court. There was like this is the stupidest thing We've ever done. Why are we hearing this this case? Well, it says okay rejecting claims by a restaurant patron who suffered serious medical complications from a bone getting stuck in his throat All right, see that's the thing that wasn't a bone fragment dude. That's a bone that man ate a full bone My theory is much better This guy straight up ate bones in his boneless wings This is gonna be like a one-time thing then but then what if it's a one-time thing

Why are they having a Supreme Court meeting over it? That's what I'm saying. So what and their answer was it's fine Michael Berkheimer was dining with his wife and friends at a wing joint in Hamilton, Ohio and ordered the usual boneless wings with parmesan garlic sauce when he was a buffalo wild wings 100% I believe this yeah a lot of wings has gone down in quality over the years and I imagine if there's ever there's ever a place that would give you bone in boneless wings it's Buffalo Wild Wings. Yeah, 100%. As somebody who ate Buffalo Wild Wings for a sub goal, or it was a

Well, yeah, one of my sub goals for a subathon. So I was like, I used to eat these on stream back in the day I'll do it again. Those were some terrible wings. He felt a bite-sized piece of meat go down the wrong way. Three days later, felt a bite-sized piece of meat go down the wrong way. Three days later, feverish and unable to keep food down, Berkheimer went to the emergency room where a doctor discovered a long, thin bone that had torn his esophagus and caused an infection. What the sh- Oh my God!

Berkheimer sued the restaurant wings on Brockwood. Oh, it's called Wings on Brockwood. Well, that sucks. Brookwood. Brookwood. Saying the restaurant failed to warn him that so-called boneless wings, which are of course nuggets of boneless skinless breast meat, could contain bones. The suit also named the supplier and the farm that produced the chicken, claiming all were negligent.

In a four to three ruling, the Supreme Court said Thursday that boneless wings refers to a cooking style and that Berkheimer should have been on guard against bones since it's common knowledge that chickens have bones. The High Court cited lower courts that had dismissed Berkheimer's suit. Wait, so every court so far was like you guys should know better. Yeah. To expect not bones and something called bone the swings. It was four to three. So it was split and then one guy was like, damnation though.

Tats. God. I mean, that's, look, I understand that in theory, chickens have bones. You can't 100% expect, it's the reason why they don't say like bug free jelly. Like you didn't expect there was gonna be like a bug leg or something in your jelly, deal with it, right?

Like that's just life. Yeah. But you specifically call them boneless wings. That's true. I mean, that's, it'd be like if you said seedless grapes and there was a seed in it. Yeah. It's like well that's there's a seed in my grapes. It's not seedless. You can't pretend it's not. If you called them chicken nuggets then maybe and you found bones. Oh that works. Yeah, that would work. That's a nugget of chicken. What's a chicken?

Meat and bone. So you're fine. Legally, I think you'd be fine. If they call them chicken nuggets, yeah. But boneless chicken wings, you're saying, You're not supposed to have bones. Yeah, you're saying it's a chicken wing, which we all know has a bone in it, or multiple bones, and this one doesn't. You're saying to people it does not have bones.

It's in the name. And I think that's the difference. If you were to call it chicken fingers, that's fine. Chicken nuggets, that's fine. Anything, you're gonna call it chicken fingers. That's fine chicken nuggets. That's fine anything, but bonus is in the name You can't I don't know that seems stupid to me And they're saying it's a cooking style But like the bonus is a cooking style. Yeah, it doesn't sound like a cooking style sounds like what it is Yeah, if they said breaded chicken balls, then that's the cooking style.

Breaded, fried up, covered in sauce chicken balls, and I'm like, yeah, you got it, nailed it, that's the style. Yeah, and I mean, it's just straight up like chicken nuggets. They're like glorified chicken nuggets. I mean, I can see both sides. I can see him being like, he should know like, hey there could be some bones left over here. Cause like, you never know, especially with all the processes and stuff that goes through. But at the same time, I can see him being like, these are supposed to be boneless, there's a bone in them. He'd be like, hey, you're right. I feel like Gordon Ramsay changed me. Cause now, when I see fresh on a menu, I don't even trust that. Cause they're like, well it's fresh frozen. that's not that means that that's not that's not fresh. Oh

Yeah, fresh frozen. Yeah, you can't I can't do that. I refuse I refuse to accept it Hey dinner reading boneless wings on a menu would no more believe that the restaurant was Warranting the absence of bones in the items that believed that the items were made from chicken wings, just as a person eating chicken fingers would know that he had not been served fingers. Justice Joseph T. Dieters wrote for the majority, the dissenting justices called Dieters reasoning, utter Jabberwocky. It is. Now that's some Jabberwocky.

That's full Jabberwocky. That's full Jabberwocky. Yep, and said a jury should have been allowed to decide whether the restaurant was negligent in serving Burgheim or a piece of chicken that was advertised as boneless. Quote, the question must be asked. Does anyone really believe that the parents in this country who feed their young children boneless wings or chicken tenders or chicken nuggets or chicken fingers expect bones to be in the chicken? Of course they don't. Justice P...uh... Correct! Correct! Justice Michael P. Donnelly wrote in The Descent,

when they read the word boneless they think that means without bones as do all sensible people. Yes! Massive win for Justice Michael P. I'm with you Michael P. MP, I'm with you. Yeah, I... Yeah, I mean, you shouldn't have bones in there. Like, one guy's saying we should know that the chicken wing is part of a chicken which contains a bone. Right? Like that's what we should know.

Which is true. But then when you say boneless, you supersede the previous knowledge we had. Yeah, no, I agree now. So the assault and all the other things like chicken fingers, chicken tenders, whatever, saying it's not a finger, of course it's not a finger. We know that we have the expectation and we expect there not to be bones in there because it's been served without bones for so long, similar to boneless chicken wings. You can get rid of boneless and say this is a meatball of chicken with breading on it

and that's fine. What you're saying to us then still is that it's been served without bones for so long that there's no bones in it. Like the expectations are no bones. So I just fundamentally disagree with this and like the core of my being. I'm like, y'all, is anyone gonna pay for the fact this man got an infection after eating at your food place? Are you gonna cover that?

Cause I feel like you should at least do that. If you're not gonna give him a million dollars, at least be like, we got your medical bills. Like, come on, that's stupid. They should cover his medical bills. But then they'd have to admit they They were wrong and then leak you know Yeah, oh, I hate oh, I hate it Yeah, it's dumb so there you go. Honestly. I was more

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