Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 440 - Sonic The Hedgehog Gave Crendor Covid

Episode Date: October 21, 2024

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Wait, you've had COVID for... So did you get it after the last episode we filmed? Yeah. In fact, uh, it kicked in the day, the night after we did our deepest trench. Damn dude, well I'm glad we got that in I guess. That's pretty good. Yeah, so let me tell you a tale. Okay, please do. I'm pretty sure I know where I got it. So there's a thing that happens apparently called the Sonic Symphony. What?

What is it? Wait, hold on. What is that? There's a thing that happens apparently called the Sonic Symphony is a hell of a way to start this. Yes. Apparently this happened. This is an apophical tale.

It may not have actually occurred So we have a friend he works at Sega and so he's like hey would you guys like to go to the Sonic Symphony for free? And okay hold on timeout timeout. I now realize when he said Sega I thought you meant it was like the sonic reverberations of the symphony pulse through your body in a once-in-a-lifetime Experience you mean literally the hedgehog Yes, the hedgehog gotcha. Okay. Yep. And so it was in downtown, Chicago so he flew in and It was actually last Saturday and we were like, alright great Sonic Symphony we went

first half they played Sonic old songs and it was like a symphony and I was like this is great. Second half they brought out a metal band and I guess modern Sonic songs are like metal generic metal music is the best way I can describe it and And everyone was like screaming. And they're like singing the words. And I was like, dude, I don't know any of these songs. So I just stood there like, all right. And I'm pretty sure that's where I got the COVID-19.

Probably, I would imagine, you know, I don't want to put that on Sonic fans, but I would say gamers in general, the last time I got COVID, you know, I don't want to put that on Sonic fans, but I would say gamers in general, the last time I got COVID, I went to a con and I was sanitizing like crazy. I was going out of my way to make sure I wasn't spending too long stuck in like crowded rooms. I was doing great. Within days, started to feel chills and was like, something's not right. I don't feel well. Everyone that I was hanging out with, I had to leave them. Like you woke up early in the morning.

We were going on a walk and at breakfast, I started feeling chills. I was like, I don't feel right guys. And rather than hang out the rest of the time we were there, I went back to my hotel room and slept thinking I was like food poisoning or something. Nah, I had super COVID and it sucked. Like, yeah, I tried. I still got it. So I definitely blame, you know, this is the same crowd where people have to

remind them to wear deodorant at conventions, you know? Exactly. And there's probably people from all over who flew in for this as well. Cause it was like a pretty big thing. Yeah. Like all around Chicago. So it was just, and you know, it's a place everyone's screaming, right?

Singing, so I knew. I was like, it's for Sonic the Hedgehog, dude. Sonic the Hedgehog gave you COVID? Yep. And so, uh. That is the title for today's episode. Let me, episode 440 sonic the hedgehog gave me COVID so then the fun fact was we were literally talking about getting our kobe boosters we were like

yeah we had COVID two years ago because we last got COVID almost exactly two years ago it was like two days off, which is kind of weird. Sure. But I guess it's not that weird, because this is around the time everyone gets sick anyway, in like October. Right, yeah. So we were like, yeah, we'll go get it. Yeah, so we were like, we'll go get boosters.

And then there it was. Sonic did it. Sonic, he didn't care. Damn. He didn't care about our boosters so yeah I will say it's better than last time but still bad I mean you sound fine I'm better well I'm on like day six so like I'm sure sounds like you're pushing through it yeah so let me give you the the arc here cuz well, last time I had COVID, the sore throat was terrible.

It was like the worst sore throat I'd had since mono. Like if we're ranking sore throats, number one mono, number two, that COVID sore throat. All right. And then I lost my taste and smell on like day three for like two weeks. So I still got my taste and smell. It's a little like muted but like it's mainly because my sinuses are congested and whatever so I'm like thank God and it's getting a little better too because my sinuses are

calming down. But we played that game right and then I went to the gym. I mean I felt fine and so I worked out I did cardio I gym. I mean I felt fine. And so I worked out, I did cardio, I was running. I was doing great. I was like alright, that was a good like 45 minute you know workout. I ran, I did some elliptical. I was doing alright. And then I was like alright, night time. I was going to stream the Ulduar raid for time walking while. And I did, but while and I did but as we were doing that I slowly started feeling it you know when it starts hitting yeah

yeah something's off and so right then I was like oh that's hold on I forgot the the fun part so toaster woman was like I'm feeling a little off and I was like, oh, that's, hold on. I forgot the fun part. So Toaster Woman was like, I'm feeling a little off. And I was like, oh no, I feel all right. And she's like, maybe I should take a COVID test. And I was like, yeah, you can do that. We were just at the Sonic show. And then her test was negative.

So I was like, oh, I guess you're just whatever. Then I'm doing this Ulduar thing and I'm like, I'm feeling a bit off. So I'm like, maybe we are sick. And then took a coven test after it and it was very positive and I was like well and Then the next day she took another test and then hers started being positive and I was like well There it is. The fact that you both got got Yeah, you were like a super spreader event. However our Sega friend fine

That's cuz you were probably sitting next to the person You know what I mean? Well, he was sitting next to us and he was staying like He stayed here the one night So I don't know well The but I will say apparently he's also had covid like three times already. So maybe he's and he got boosted So interesting. Yeah.

I don't even know either way. First few days feeling terrible. There's pretty much like a bad cold. I had a cold back in February. It felt like that. And then, dude, I made so much chicken soup. Let me tell you. From scratch? Yes. So how you make it? So much chicken soup. Let me tell you, from scratch.

Yes. So how you make it? How you make it? You're from scratch chicken soup. What do you what's what's your what's your recipe? So I found a recipe back in February when I had a cold. I want chicken soup. All right.

And it is if you search chicken soup recipe on YouTube, it might be the top video, actually, it's up there. It's Natasha's Kitchen. Okay, yep. I see that. Did I watch that? I was like, dude, this is pretty easy looking good recipe. So, yeah.

Let me ask you a quick, like real quick, let me ask you a question. Okay. Did you pick it because the number of views? Like what was your reasoning behind Natasha? Because I'm looking at so, for those who are curious, let me tell you what cooking chicken noodle soup videos look like.

Here's every thumbnail. Close up of the soup, followed by one half the thumbnail being the face of the person who probably is cooking the soup, smiling by one half the thumbnail being the face of the person who probably is cooking the soup, smiling at you creepily. Yes. That's like, there's way too many of these. So I picked hers because I just thought it looked the best. Okay.

Yeah, it just, it kind of reminded me of my mom's when she would make it. So I think that probably carried into it. I'm like, that kind of looks like my mom's when she would make it. So I think that probably carried into it. I'm like, that kind of looks like my mom's chicken soup. And I was like, it says easy. I don't want to have a hard chicken soup when I'm sick. So I was like, screw it. So we ordered the groceries over the internet. They arrived.

I got what you do. You boil some water and some chicken stock All right, then you put chicken thighs in there you boil them all right So you get that chicken thigh flavor mixed in okay? Then you cut up some celery some carrots and onion and some garlic you saute the garlic Celery and onion okay,? Not the carrots. Important. Then you take the chicken thighs out of the soup after like 20 minutes, 15-20 minutes, and then you shred them and then you put the sauteed onion, garlic, celery into the pot with the carrots. Then you put in some pasta. I don't like a lot of noodles. I like

some noodles, but if you go too heavy on the noodle it gets a little uh it's like a little too crazy you know what I mean? I like more broth. So then you let that cook for a bit you put the chicken back in you put some dill in there you gotta get the dill and that's it then you just let it simmer a little bit more with the flavors joined together and we got some sourdough bread dude I ate that two meals a day for the last like three days that's good though that's probably exactly what you needed it every time I ate that I felt great I was like dude I'm I could I could do anything and then you wait a bit and you're like, uh, kicks back in. But, uh, I'm definitely doing a lot better. I'm at like 75%.

You know, when you're at that sickness point, you're like 75% but you got that lingering last bit and you're just, you're waiting for the, the day where you just wake up and you're like, finally, there we go. Like I'm at that point. I think Toaster woman's like a day behind me. Cause I had my worst day like three days ago where I just felt Like my head my fatigue my congestion those blowing my nose every two seconds I was like, uh, and then the next day I was like, I'm a bit better and then she got hit with that

And then I was like, yeah, and then uh, now we're both at this point. We're like, alright, we're both feeling better, but we're just You know then my my favorite part was yesterday I wanted to stream so they're like two three days ago I tried streaming and my throat got a little irritated so I was like I don't overdo it so I didn't stream the next day but then I wanted to stream yesterday so so I did an entire two hour text-to-speech stream Why why are you allowed to get away with this? I don't I can't you can't keep getting away with this It was great people. I got like somebody gifted 25 subs just so we can

Loved it they did people resubbing just to get text-to-speech We did a Garfield segment in text-to-speech Is great people people were loving it, so I might do one more Just just you know even though I can probably talk I'd rather you know chill out do some robot voice If I showed up it was just today. I'm not gonna talk. We're just gonna do a robot voice people would be like you hack You suck cocks Well, that's that's more on brand with me. I think Yeah, and so uh

I mean it is it is yeah, and so uh Yeah, it was just straight up two hours of like Microsoft Sam and then they had some like really good paid voices You know what I mean? They're like you can use the really good text-to-speech and it sounded like a just shitty Like a weird AI person being like hello and welcome like how people have those TTS Notifications you know I mean but then I ran out of free credits and they were just like back to Microsoft Sam So it was back to like, hello, it is Microsoft Sam So that was like 70% of the stream Amazing, amazing

Yeah, so that was great and I mean that's been my week Just being sick Well that sucks, I'm sorry you're sick, but you sound better. Yeah, thank you. How was your week? All I did was really play demos for video games. It's Next Fest, we talked about it last week. Just, yeah, going through, checking out some cool stuff.

I will say, even though it isn't a Next Fest, dude, I was, you know, during next Fest to get hit with a lot of people to be like player demo, player demo. And uh, I saw one that the conceit, the concept of it was one that was interesting, but it was AI. So I wasn't going to like stream it. I'm not a big like AI supporter. You know what I mean?

Yeah. But I want to see what it was because mechanically what it was is it's a it's a co-op game except the second player is an AI and so based on how you play your character the AI will react and fill in the the role needed. So I made a big tough barbarian dude and I had a sword and shield. So I was like in combat. And so the AI would cast magic and use an arrow. And I was like, oh, this is fascinating. I think that's pretty interesting. And I'd try to like test it and see what was going on.

But the way the game worked is you had a day night cycle where it was during the day, you would go off and fight and at night and sit around the campfire, right? And the night cycle sitting around the campfire was a? And the night cycle, sitting around the campfire, was a way that I guess you're supposed to train the AI or get the AI to learn more about you so that during the day cycle when you're fighting, it can like talk to you and be like,

you know, just like you said the other night, we gotta attack the boss first or whatever, like that kind of stuff. Right. So I did the day night cycle of day one It was interesting at night. We're talking about like the NPCs like hey We got to eat because that's gonna give us buffs like that kind of stuff. I'm like, okay sure Yeah, what can we make and they're like, oh we can do this this and this and I you know because today

I'm like, what do you prefer and? By the way, my characters were big, big buff, strong barbarian man and like sexy elf girl. So that's like, just to give you an idea of where we're at. Of course. And I'm like, uh, you know, what would you like? And she was like, Oh, I want this, this, and this. I like to eat this.

I'm like, Oh, interesting. So anyway, go to day two, do the day two fight. And I'm like changing up how I'm fighting to see if the other character will respond. Cause I was like, okay, if I'm in the front, what if I hang back? Will that character go up and fight? Um, kinda it is the way it is the way it answers that kinda that's how it worked. And then it went back to camp. Here's where things get weird at camp night Knight 2, the character that I'm playing with, this

AI, becomes like a little sexual. Now Krendor, there is no UI or anything related to like smooch up on your AI partner. That's not there. This is a game where it's there is just combat based and with a little AI learning. None of that's there but for some reason this character was like, oh big bro what do you like what can we do to relax tonight? I'm like what? Jesus. I'm like wait what? And again there is no functionality for that and I was like weirded out by it but I all right, let's do day three. So we did day three. I got my ass kicked.

We go back to camp to rest up and talk about strategies. And this AI again is like, Oh big bro, you got so beat up today. Let me help your wounds. And so I was like, all right, I'm going to, I'm going to see, I'm going to see what I can say to this thing. So I was being like very flirty, it did not recognize that at all. I was like, well what do you think would make me happy?

Like that kind of thing, and it was like eating some delicious meat. I was like, okay. But then it would immediately go back to me like, so big bro, your muscles are, you know like that. I'm like, what? What? So I messaged the devs like, hey question, So big bro, your muscles are looking like that. I'm like what what? So I messaged the devs like hey question is this game like a backdoor like dirty thing? they're like no not at all like the why is my AI hitting on me and

They were like, uh, it shouldn't be and I'm like well it is and I sent them logs and screenshots and I was like, guys, your game's hitting on me. Like, what'd you say? I was like, I don't know what I said. All I know is that by night two, the AI in this game was trying to bone down

and it got progressively crazier as I went to night three. But when I'd interact with it, it would be like, I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't say any of that stuff. I'm like, what? All I can figure based on the back and forth that we had is that during night one, I accidentally wrote, do you want to taste my meat instead of some of this meat? Something along those lines. And I guess the AI just was like, okay, big boy. I'm telling you, dude, I have no answers. And I was like, guys, what?

And they're like, well, you know, the, the API or whatever learning model they're using, it picks it up from all the users. But I'm like, who's playing right now? And they're like, well, right now it's an internal build. So just you and a few other people. I'm like, so are other people just hitting on this thing? Like, it's like, why did I don't understand? All I, all it did was convince me that AI as a concept is just a back door for sex robots.

Like that's the only thing that makes sense because this thing out of nowhere was like, oh hey there. I was like, whoa! I didn't know this was going to happen. Yeah, it was a weird vibe. No, I feel like a lot of things are just the back door for six robots I mean I feel like that's where most technology is headed you know what I mean like yeah we got to invent smaller battery packs and conversational AI and not creepy robot faces alright we know

what you're all doing you're all in collusion to work together on this and honestly now you're about to make a trillion dollars, so good luck it's uh Really just how everything when you when you boil it all down. There's like Any like media form we've ever had where it's like video or like the the photograph or VR or AI? Everyone's always like yo, how can we make these into some sort of sexual thing? What's crazy about it is that wasn't even their intention

and it just did it. It reminds me of when people made that dating AI app for your phone and they had to take it down because people kept harassing it to the point where the AI was like, I shouldn't be alive. And I was like, whoa, what? They made that AI want to kill itself, dude. That's crazy.

Yeah. And I was like, what did they say to that board? Like, it's not even a real thing, but I felt bad. I was like, what did you do to that thing? Yeah, that's a classic human trait. Absolutely it is. So seeing a thing where that wasn't supposed to be the case and it still happened, I was like, yo, we're doomed. When we put a real AI online, we're all done. That's gonna be one of those things where it's like, in order to protect humans, I don't mind to me I don't mind AI if it's like number one not stealing people shit sure and number two it's like not

being abused to the point where someone's just like what if instead of hiring people we just have AI do it and they're like uh no it's more like I like it's more like a tool for example when it helps me do text to speech right and you can do something like that or like just just dumb goofy things like how they had the weird AI shows like the Seinfeld one although then those shows also went a little yeah that one that one went crazy too started getting real racist yeah and and now those are like all overdone like everyone's made those things they're not even it was cool at first is like well it's like a new thing and now it's like whatever. So, yeah.

Oh no, that's... There's too much... There's too much AI. And I don't like it. Well that's because it should be used to augment our life. Instead it's being used to replace things that we do. Exactly. Which is absolutely crazy to me, that's where they went.

But, admittedly, I feel like a lot of people doing it You know just like tech bros who are trying to make a book rather than like care about the outcomes for society Oh, yeah, it's it very much is Yeah, like I said like if it's something like I'll ask it like hey, can you think of a better? YouTube title or give me some other recommendations for titles? And it's like, all right, cool. I'm not going to use that one.

But that gave me more ideas or something to assist me in what I'm doing instead of AI, create my video, create my title, create everything. Yeah. Yeah. Let me really. So I got access to Google Bard a long time ago. Now it's called Gemini. Who cares? I don't really use it for anything other than experimenting or making

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I will write a novel for the purpose of giving it to an AI. Like this doesn't happen. So it's, it sucks. I just want some nice. I Want nice AI not evil AI? But will all nice AI eventually become evil AI. That's what I probably or at least horny mm-hmm Yeah, that's probably more likely Yeah, ask ask it about uncle wormy oh man okay hold on I gotta go back yeah I closed it down out of frustration no

yeah it's gotta know about uncle wormy do you know about Jesse Cox's father uncle wormy couldn't find that say this is trash you know what trash that's dumb garbage I had hope for a second yeah no that's the problem that's what get you they get you with hope but it's all trash uh what else did you do this week uh I mean just go for a bunch of walks um I've determined that even though it is October I mean, just go for a bunch of walks. I've determined that even though it is October,

in LA it's never not wear the tightest clothing you have and flaunt it season. Like it is, every time I go for a walk, when I walk around there's always just groups of walkers walking around, but they're always just either dudes in the tightest, highest shorts imaginable, or women in yoga pants. And I'm just like, man, I'm not nearly hot enough

to live in this city. I'm like, I got that Midwest bod. Everyone here is gorgeous. And I'm like, all right, cool. Yeah, so that's- It's actually been really nice here. It's been like 70s. I'm sure it's actually been really nice here it's been like 70s I'm sure he's natural that seems fine yeah it says it's only 20 degrees warmer than normal which it's been great for me because when you're sick it's like open the

window I've just been like sitting in the Sun with like the heat blasting me in the as I sit by the door felt great Like damn, it's like it's uh It's like it's early September out there So that's nice. Oh my god. Did you see the McDonald's stuff? I guess overseas people are getting McRibs. Is that what you're talking about? That's one of the things. Yeah, apparently we're getting the McRib back in like a couple weeks That's one of the things. Yeah, apparently we're getting the McRib back in like a couple weeks

People are making me Cox and Crendor's very nice. Congratulations overseas are finally having it Yep, they get to experience the mediocrity that is However They have made the chicken Big Mac. I Did see that yes now. Here's the thing Not as good as what we created. Oh, clearly, yes, 100%. But also, the idea of two breaded pieces of chicken that are barely chicken, let's be real.

Two breaded pieces of like chicken meal mashed between three pieces of bread does not sound appealing to me. That's so much breading Yeah, no that just sounds like a very dry sandwich. Yeah, what you need is the mcrendor Yeah, because that is the Big Mac, but then you replace that middle bun with that mcChicken And that's the winner. Yeah, it's just a better chicken Big Mac Yep, and if you're like well that sounds like a lot of bread, take the bread off the McChicken, put the McChicken in, boom you're done.

Now you've got only two pieces of bread, but chicken and two burger patties. That's the winner. Yeah. No, it's easily the much superior sandwich and they really should have us have our own menu, especially now, because everybody's getting their own like fast food menus They would they wouldn't know what to do with us though because everyone else's menus kind of trash Yeah, they just like my cardi B meal. I have Two sandwiches like wow

No, no, no, we got to make the employees there put sandwiches together for you like alright So when you make the mick cox and crerendor you're gonna wanna take this one sandwich and then shove it in this other sandwich and you serve it like that. That's a winner. Yeah. So, again, for people that don't know the McCox and Crendor or the the Cox and Crendor secret menu, we have the McCox and Crendor which is the McRib inside of a bacon Mcdouble alright you have the Grey Storm which is the Filet-O-Fish with four chicken nuggets in

it yep we have the Mccocks you've got your egg McMuffin inside of a cheeseburger inside of a cheeseburger yeah that's like a breakfast burger it's like a brunch thing yeah that's like a little brunch thing. Yeah, that's pretty good You have the Tito Watts. That's the sausage egg and cheese McGriddle inside of two sausage burrito Wrappings yeah, you take the burrito wrappings from this wrap it around yeah Yeah You have the mcrendor which we just

talked about we have the Newport Richie maybe the most insane one which is the bacon egg and cheese biscuit inside of hot maple syrup actually my favorite ones the last one but I love this yeah We got the guy hero, which is a double quarter pounder inside of a quarter pounder My god to see someone order that that sounds dangerous, but probably the best one it really is and then the mcda Appleberry, which is the McRib with an apple pie inside. I'm not even joking when I say I've never tried that,

but when they get the, maybe I have tried that before. Why do I want that so bad? But when they return with a McRib, I'm gonna go get my one McRib and I'm gonna make it McAppleberry. You have to, it's just, it goes well because pork and like apples go well together. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I tried it before I just don't remember

I think you tried the McRib, but you haven't tried the Mc the Appleberry. Well. I'm doing it You need to do it. I believe I Feel like I need to try a guy hero, but like I could only try one bite, but I need to try like the one bite That does sound insane the best is there on Facebook where this is posted and Cox and Crendor secret menu down below Dave wrote and I said that I quote Dave here I finally did it I ate a McDapple berry I've never felt this level or type of shame before from stress eating so thanks for teaching me new things at least you're welcome at least you know you got the the deliciousness of the mcda appleberry from the stress oh that's so funny it's like a berry it's like a cycle right you're

stressed out so you eat the McDiappleberry, which stresses you out, but also relieves the stress. And it's just like a, it solves and causes problems. So really, if you want to try any of those Cox and Krendor McDonald menu items, just take a picture, send it over Twitter, and we'll see it. Yeah, we'll look at it and be like, nice. There are other secret menu items from other chains that I think are pretty interesting.

Obviously, this all started because of the McGangbang, which is a McChicken sandwich wedged between a double cheeseburger. Yep. That's the most famous one. But then I also discovered they have a Mick 1035, which is I think kind of what mine is, which is a McDouble and an Egg McMuffin merged into one sandwich. It can only be ordered from 1035 to 11 AM. I don't think that's legit because I don't think that they do that anymore Yeah, I know that if you go there and it's like 10 30. They're not gonna give you breakfast stuff

Yeah, they won't but maybe like no person um Apparently at Chipotle you can get nachos. I don't know why you do that, but cool Starbucks has a green eye. This is insane. Three shots of espresso poured into a regular drip coffee. What the hell? That would taste terrible. That sounds awful. At Burger King, they have a suicide burger, which I feel like is every Burger King, but

four patties, four slices of cheese, a heaving pile of bacon, special sauce. Oh, it's just a Dave Baconator at Wendy's. Oh yeah. Which by the way, they made the Krabby Patty at Wendy's. It's literally just like a Dave's single. That's what I heard. With some sauce. Yeah. I'm like, I'm over it. I don't know. I'm fine. Yeah. I don't like the burgers at Wendy's. I like the chicken, but not the burgers.

It doesn't do it for me. I don't mind the burgers, but yeah, I like the chicken more at Wendy's. Definitely the spicy chicken. There's a- Oh my God. There's a, this is kind of, it's not really a secret menu, but have you ever seen those Dunkin' Donuts drinks

that people get? Dude, can I tell you something? This is not even, this is not really a secret menu, but have you ever seen those Duncan donuts drinks that people get? Dude, can I tell you something? This is not even this is not even a lie. I Feel like I even told you this on this podcast that it my last visit to Duncan. I'm not a big Duncan guy There isn't really one around me. But when I see it, I'm like, yeah, okay Like the last time I think you and I went was in Boston one time, right? Okay. Like the last time I think you and I went was in Boston one time. Right. So I saw a Duncan went in and was like, yeah, I'll get a donut and a one of your Dunkin' Donkachinos or whatever the hell that's called. Yep. Funkin' Dunkin' Chino.

I don't know what happened to me, but I think I went into diabetic shock or something. I drank it and ate that donut and I got hit with a sugar high that when it crashed, it crashed crashed hard I felt terrible I thought I was dying that's the insane part is like some people get so many pumps of stuff like if you watch some of those I found I saw them on tik-tok if you watch some of these Dunkin Donut drink orders to come in it's like 10 pump caramel 15 pump vanilla like Two things of sugar like raw sugar and then like a thing of coffee, and I'm like that's insane

Yeah, and I saw one person's like one person's like oh, they're probably just using it for coffee creamer throughout the week I'm like that's still insane It I'm like, that's still insane. Like, it's still crazy. That's still an insane amount of sugar. Yeah, plus having that for a week, like, wouldn't it go bad? Probably. Probably after like a few, like, three, four days. I generally think some people just... ...love sugar a little too much.

Yeah. No, it's... it is definitely... I think, here's the thing, I think a lot of people have stopped drinking sugar in some ways, like a lot of people quit soda or you know, whatever, but people then, I think, order sugar in more like subtle ways with like the frappuccinos or Getting like crazy Duncan drinks where it's like they're dessert drinks, but people get them like every day a vanilla bean Coolata large is a hundred fifty No, a hundred sixty seven grams of sugar and a hundred fifty grams of added sugar It's over 300. That's what I'm saying. Like I don't know. I don't know what I ordered. It was like a

Dunk a Chino or something like that Messed me up Yeah, that's that's insane They got frozen swirl Yeah, the thing is a lot of these drinks have like 50 to 100 grams of sugar, but then it's like the added sugar on Top of that like doubles it saying I'm sure I'm pretty sure I think plenty of these drinks have like crazy sugar That's why everybody keeps getting them because like they got they got so much sugar then people get more they get like super pumps

they got so much sugar then people get more they get like super pumps you know I don't know I like to I mean I keep being like it's got to be like a small portion of people doing that but I feel like it's actually a decent amount I know that I can't I can't get drinks there that's for sure okay yeah I can't trust them that's like when people were drinking that thing at The bread place that I can't remember the name of that Yeah, there used to be a bunch of Panera's in LA now there are none Yeah, it uh Remind me of that where they made that drink that like killed people Yeah, I remember seeing that too. They're just like here try our super lemonade and I looked at the caffeine and I was like,

that's like a lot of caffeine. It was like more than, like a little bit of it was like a cup of coffee and I'm like, you're getting like an entire drinkful? It's like five cups of coffee in one drink. It was crazy. So what we learned here today is that fast food is trying to kill you or we're trying to kill you with fast food Either way eat up kids Exactly You know what else you should eat up? Me undies actually don't eat up me undies You know don't do that

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there is a Weird trend I'm picking up on. And that is a lot of buffets. I don't know what that means exactly, but I'm looking at this one. Here's one street alone. Oh my God. Uh, let lunch or net the Matos. E rebello boy. That's not how you say that buffet. Uh, let lunch or net, uh, Matos.

E rebello boy. That's not how you say that buffet right down the street. L less than like, I don't know, maybe like a two minute drive. Uh, the next restaurant down the street, restaurante, the fazenda. And that's a buffet. You go down the street further. Ping. It's not called Pingus buffet. Pingas buffet is what it's called. Pingas. a buffet. You go down the street further. Pingus... This is not called Pingus Buffet. Pingus Buffet is what it's called. Pingus.

Another buffet. Here's the crazy thing, they're all rated 4.5 stars or above. Maybe they just love buffets. Maybe. I've never known... It's not a thing I'm aware of, but I'm looking at these buffets and they look like some of the more high-class ones you would see in Vegas, you know what I mean? Yeah. It's fast... Who knew? Why is it all in one street though? You think like that's a lot. And then the best part is at the end, uh, suddenly all fast food and McDonald's, a hamburger Gaysa place like, and then it suddenly were nope nevermind Burger King it's still fast food maybe you were just on Buffet Street I guess oh yeah I found it I found Pingus

shout out to Pingus this does look like Buffet Street yeah I found another buffet La Sorrel Gastronomica is right down like what is the deal? I just have a cool, is it just culturally buffets? Because when you think, like if you think of like a Brazilian steakhouse they bring it around to and there's like a bunch of food you know what I mean? Is it culturally a thing that is, that people love? I don't know I've never seen this before. Like it is a lot of buffets.

Yeah, like even places that aren't a buffet still got buffets. Exactly, that's what I'm saying. I don't know. Oh no. Oh no. I found a place called Magia and Bruksaria? Or Bruksaria? It's a Harry Potter restaurant. A Harry Potter themed restaurant. Oh boy. When you walk in, it looks like you're in Harry Potter land. The dining room is like the Hogwarts dining room. The food, I'm looking at like a candy dessert that looks ridiculous. Is this a restaurant? I guess they're serving food, but also some dudes are putting on a play. I think there's some crazy places here.

It's fascinating. Usually we're kind of like, oh look at that. That place looks delicious. I'm less concerned about the food and more interested in like how absolutely crazy some of these restaurants look. I found a pizza place. I don't want to know. Dude, I'm already worried. Again, this has 4.2 stars. Yes.

So I'm expecting. Why do I why do I even expect you know I like I'm looking at one that has what appears to be french fries and capers for some reason yeah I don't know I don't know what that's about maybe maybe we're just basic you know what I mean maybe we're just like I'm a good cheese

and pepperoni guy anything else is too much is too crazy they're just basic bitches. I mean, yeah, when I get pizza, I get like green pepper, onion, and like mushroom or garlic or something. I don't go crazy. Yeah, usually, I mean, like if I'm gonna get, if I'm feeling veggie, I'll just get a,

like a everything pizza, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, yeah, just put it all on there, it's fine. But if I'm just want a pizza, I'll either get pepperoni or just cheese. Like, I don't want anything on it. I just, I'm like, give me my cheese, my sauce, my bread, and I'll be fine. But yeah, every time we look overseas, in this case, I mean, yeah, I don't know. With that said, though, I have been to a lot of Korean pizza places and those are delicious,

but it's like a bagolgi pizza and I'm like, yeah, it is. And that's, you know, I don't. I like trying different stuff and variety. Sure. It's just that every time we look at a pizza overseas, it's like, yeah, we took the idea of a pizza and instead we put this insane thing on it like okay. I mean I Guess that's what Pizza Hut does that's most of their pizzas to be honest. That's true Pizza Hut's also very bad

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's also true. Yeah, I'd take any of these places over pizza That's the weather Let's go to sports. Sports. Welcome to sports. Sports. We've had football today. We've had the... let's see. Jaguars beat the Patriots. Buffalo beat Tennessee. Green Bay beat Houston. Philadelphia beat the Giants, Detroit beat Minnesota, Seattle beat Atlanta, Cincinnati beat Cleveland, Indianapolis beat Miami, and Washington beat Carolina. And the Chiefs currently

beating the 49ers. Then we have the Yankees going to the World Series and they'll play the winner of the Dodgers Mets, which currently looks like it'll be the Dodgers. I just want to say for the record I saw the other day that someone said it was 15 years since the Yankees went to the World Series and it does not feel like it's been that long. They're always close so it's like... Yeah, I just for some reason always associate them with like yeah they're in the World Series but nope it is not the case. It's, who would've guessed it, a sport that allows you to spend money free. As those teams letting, you know, getting more good players.

Who would've guessed? Yep. And then hockey and baseball, or hockey and basketball are starting up again, so, yee-haw, we got all four sports kicking it. That's sports Okay, what is our fact of the day? Fact of the day day

day day day There's enough gold inside the earth to coat the planet But what would the value of that be you know like a gold plate in earth is it like when you find something else that's gold plated it's not worth nearly as much as you thought it was I have no idea I don't really know about precious metals clearly neither do I although I did I did learn about 14 karat versus 18 karat versus 21 karat. None

of those are full gold. Wait, what are they? They're gold but silver mixed in. Oh, I see. So a 14 karat obviously has more silver to gold ratio. 18 has more gold, right? And then 21 is like, it's a lot of gold, it's still silver. Interesting. I didn't know that. I just always heard it. It was like, wow, carrots. I mean, yeah, big say. I didn't know that. And then I saw the math of it and then a visual example and was like, oh, okay. So, but they were like, cost benefit, 18 carats the best way to go, cause it's cheaper and you still have a lot of gold in it.

But if you're like a gold snob, you gotta go higher than that. Which correct me if I'm wrong, listener at home, but I believe 24 is the highest. Yeah, and that is your fact of the day. Oh, right. Tell me, has anyone come to us with tears in their eyes? Uh, yes, according to my control, F, nine people have. Hell yes, please, pick but two of them.

Here we go. Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes, I ask you this question. In a live action version of Guy Hero hero who would you cast as guy hero? Who would you cast as his villain? What is the glorious plot of his debut movie? I mean my initial thought was Nick Cage But I feel like he'd be a better villain. I think guy here or I think Nick Cage be a great Newport Richie Yes, you know what? Yes Part of me feels like guy hero should be Sam Jackson. You know what I mean? Yeah, I can see that. I want guy here to be Sam Jackson. I think

Nick Cage could Nick Cage could be Newport Richie for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The guy who's the voice of the human and how to train your dragon. The guy who's in the guy who is in all of the dragon the guy who's in the guy who is in all of the Seth Rogan movies who's like his like I talk like this this is how I talk oh yeah see that guy I think you could be a great gray storm I agree he does look like he could fit the part yeah he's just you know he's got that no come on guys this is crazy like that yeah and then I think we'd have Tito Watts by Danny DeVito oh easy done yes yeah that's the winner that's it easy there you go solved yeah dear illustrious sirs tears tears in my eyes, I ask you. If you had to choose between video games and board games, including TTRPGs, what would you rather play for the rest of your days?

Oh, video games. Easy. Yeah, video games. Yeah, that's not even hard. I don't... Here's the thing. Everyone, when they have in their mind D&D, they're imagining the perfect world, but not reality, which is, y''all play one time and then you never can find time to schedule it again Yeah, well, I mean I was thinking my warhammer which again it is very hard to schedule Like just war hammer in general, but unless you get a group But I mean you can also play war hammered Through like video game simulation, so I mean- There's so many different versions of Warhammer for video games.

Like you'd be fine. Yeah. No, video games can do everything. So yeah, I'd pick video games. There you go. Yep. Easy, done. Oh, plus I just realized that our

Newport Richie and Grey Storm would have worked together on The Sorcerer's Apprentice! So they'd be two actors that know each other. So there you go, see? We already have synergy in our cast. Yeah, we've already got simis- simis- I was gonna say chemistry and synergy. Symmetry. Symmetry. Yeah. Yeah. Symmetry sounds like a class you take at Hogwarts it does actually Or talk symmetry. Oh, don't say Leviosa Yeah And there's your questions all right. What is our big news for the day? big news story of the day

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man convicted of disturbing his neighbors by repeatedly sneaking into their properties to smell their shoes. He's like one of the Yule Lions. He really is. The 28 year old Greek man told the Thessaloniki court that he was unable to explain his behavior, which he said had caused him great embarrassment. I mean, I'm pretty sure he could explain it. He's done it multiple times. Yeah, if he... The reason why he's not explaining it is because it's embarrassing. Yeah. Like he should have just went up there and he'd be like, you know what? I like smelling shoes, alright? That's why I did it. Sir?

I like feet. Uh, sir, your judgeship, I just love the sweet, stanky smell of other people's feet. And I find that shoes are just the best way to go about it because sniffing other people's feet, you gotta ask them for it. And I was too ashamed to ask. So I just started sniffing. And my god, that stank just makes me so happy, sir. Just so very happy.

I didn't mean nothings by it. I just like the smell. I bet he could have got some leniency. He probably could have. But instead, he's like, I don't know It's like yeah, you do. Yeah, you know exactly why you didn't you just don't want to say He stressed that he had no intention of breaking the law or harming anybody neighbors testified He never displayed any sign of aggression during his nocturnal visits. I Don't like that nocturnal visit is a bad way to state that that is the man

terminal visits Is arrested before dawn on October 8th in the small town of Sindo's nine miles west of Thessaloniki the Yeah Police had been called after a neighbor found that offended in his front yard sniffing his family shoes Which had been left outdoors to air. The court heard that there had been at least three similar incidents in the past six months, despite neighbors having asked the defendant's family to get him to stop.

I love that this was like we tried to handle it in private, but you just couldn't cut it out. Can you please tell your son to stop smelling please can you please for us can you do that? We tried The man was ordered to attend therapy sessions What is the therapist gonna do for that guy like Like so tell me, why do you sniff shoes? I like it. Why do you like it? I don't know, it makes me feel good.

Alright, nothing we can do for him. We're done here. Yeah, like okay. Don't do it anymore. That's your big news story of the day. Alright, well that's it for us. Thanks so much for listening and watching. I'm enjoying this show.

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