Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 442 - The Further Adventures of Sick Crendor

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

The boys are back and this time Crendor has somehow found another way to be sick. Except this time it's hilarious sounding. Meanwhile Jesse enjoys Halloween in LA and then the boys are left shocked by their new story. All this and more on Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month.

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realized that I mainly talk with my throat I Mean that's cuz I'm that's how that all works. I guess Yeah, but even normally I talk with my throat I almost feel like we shouldn't do these episodes I feel like if only I'm only making it worse for you. Because now I am talking through my diaphragm, the correct way. Ah yes, the diaphragm. Wait, you always talked through your throat? Yes. Now I'm confused. I thought you meant the passage, esophagus up, and you were just like, no, I only talked from my throat. See what

it sounded like, hello, it's me. I am this is like doctor my throat This is how I sound that is how I sound So now now you talk through your diaphragm And you sound like an important individual see exactly this is diaphragm crendor Maybe that's why it sounds so weird. It sounds very strange As I am using the power of my diaphragm to speak in a tone It's because yesterday I did my entire pointless top 10 I think it's because so much

I think it's because when I talk like this I feel like I'm an important speaking individual the worst part is it's the exact same voice you use for report of the week hello everyone running on

empty food review food review yeah so yeah I mean I'm just trying to talk more through my diaphragm and then that'll you know less they said according to voice people on the internet it puts less strain on your vocal cords it sounds absolutely crazy well I normally sound absolutely crazy yeah which is why this is a whole other

level it's really disturbing me exactly it's like an air of authority that I think I would expect from someone in broadcasting like you're gonna deliver to the news but it's just you it's just It's like an air of authority that I think I would expect from someone in broadcasting Like you're gonna deliver to the news, but it's just you it's just still you That's true. It is however, I Got nothing. I'm just trying to do this

Okay, good. Yeah, no, it's definitely a bit It is partially a bit and partially me trying to heal I Get it. I understand. I completely understand. Yes, but I Am getting better That's good. I can't you just keep falling apart and I and I I Don't know how to help you. Well, hopefully you'll be better by our live show I Have fallen apart, but I'm rebuilding and I think you just don't like the rebuilt version Uh if the rebuilt version is at the live show. I'm gonna replace you with just any random member of the audience

Honestly, that'd be a great bit You know be like you know what no I'm done you yes you in the third row. Let's go. We're doing a show. It could be anybody. It could be you listening. Yeah, right now. Actually, it can't. Some of you, yes. You have tickets. Everyone else, they're sold out. Tough. Yeah, that's true. It's sold out. So how was your week? Uh, good. It was Halloween in LA. Halloween's crazy. Crazy. How? in LA Halloween's crazy crazy oh well let me give you a great example so the other day I was driving home it was the 30th not the 31st so it wasn't like

full-on Halloween yet there's still some Halloween parties going on especially you know down near Venice down near Santa Monica all that stuff and I'm driving back home and I see crossing the street, like a group of people in various Halloween costumes, I assume going to a party, but there was one person dressed as a dinosaur and not one of those like inflatable dinosaurs, but I mean like a legitimate, very cool looking dinosaur.

Here's the problem. There was a homeless man across the street at the bus stop. He saw that dinosaur and flipped out. I think he thought that might have been a real dinosaur and he started freaking out and he hid behind The the bus stop and he was screaming. He was like does anyone else see this? I wanted to help that man in that moment But at the same time I was like I gotta get home I'll have time for this and yeah, that's LA baby. It's wild Honestly, I respect them Yeah, why is that?

He was just trying to warn everybody. He saw a dinosaur. And he was trying to get the word out. I mean, not wrong. He was screaming at the top of his lungs. Does anyone see this? So, yeah, he was trying to warn everyone. And nobody replied.

No, no, there was no one else. LA also, there was no one else la also there's no one else walking on the street except for that group the homeless man everyone else is in cars oh yeah that's true admittedly I felt very bad for him because he was clearly high on something and this was just messing with him but in the moment it was pretty funny was this at the the corner no this was a next this was next to a gas station and a place that sells weed but now like the dreaded corner no this was nowhere near there this was no okay you never know oh trust me if it was I

would have started with the corner of doom. Yeah, no, it was not there I saw you been playing What do you call it? Dragon Age. Yeah, that's the one I'm having a blast and I think the reason why is because I decided to play it on easy mode. I Was like I'm going in for the story. I'm not here to like, master a new combat system or do whatever. However, the combat is apparently what I love the most now. The story's fine.

Like, you know, I'm twenty some hours in. It's alright. Uh, I'm still trying to romance the same person I was trying to romance at the beginning. And every other character's like, yo, you down to bang? And I'm like, no. I want her. And she's the hardest to get! I don't know why this happens to me every damn game. I find one her and she's the hardest to get i don't know why this happens to me every damn game i find one girl like that's the one for me and the game's like

no she's not um so that's a whole thing but combat wise holy shit dude i don't know if it's because i'm on the easiest setting but combat feels so much like better than i expected it to i think because in the past, with other previous Dragon Age games, I played as either a rogue or a mage. I never played a tank. I thought it'd be stupid to play a tank. Why bother?

You're just gonna sit there and take hits and not do anything. It's like, you don't have stuff to do. And this one, I said, F it, I'm gonna try and be a little tiny short. I picked the shortest possible setting I could be, the widest possible man I could be, and I made a little meatball of a dwarf and this guy his abilities are incredible the first two abilities you get you throw a shield

like Captain America amazing and the second one is you run and jump kick enemies so I'm a little cannonball who runs and jump kicks enemies and now I spend almost every battle trying to line the enemies up to a cliff So I can jump kick them off. I've done it to two bosses so far It's been incredible one boss was almost at full health and I was like, this is the best game I've ever played It was incredible that kind of shit. Love it. I promise you if this was a harder mode that would not happen Oh, yeah, so I'm living my best life just murdering everything. I'm trying to figure out you know how long the game is going to be. I guess I just have like an

epiphany that if it's an RPG I'm clearly there for the story. I don't give a damn about like complicated battle mechanics or whatever. It's not a thing I care about. I just want to experience the story, get in, get out, move on with my life. I do not have 80 hours to give anymore. I just don't. So I'm going to experience the story and move on. And it has been the best choice I've made. I have no problems with combat. I even heard some people say it got kind of spongy later. Great. I don't want to mess with that. Fine by it. So I'm, I'm, I'm very curious, um, if I'll be like, I loved that game or not, right? You know, I'm not done with it. And there's plenty of plenty of story games where the ending sucks. So, but right now I'm having a great time.

It's been a, it's been a true like gem for me, mostly because like the stories, it's all right. Like, I guess you really have to be in a Dragon Age to, like, really appreciate the story. But visually, whoever the environmental design team is, absolutely killing it. The characters are kind of, um, uh, stylized, I guess. And you can either like the style or not. It's whatever. But visually, the environmental design, gorgeous. Like every area you go to, it's like, my God.

I think the reason why is because it's not open world and I also realize while playing this I think I hate open world games now I think I'm over it I this game is I've learned a lot about myself because if this game was open world and if I had played on normal mode for example I'd probably like I'm having the worst time like it just keeps going and I just want to get the story and I've decided against that like I'm having the worst time like it just keeps going and I just want to get the story and I've decided Against that now. I'm having a great time. I Feel like you also try to complete stuff and open world kind of goes against it

Yes, absolutely I've been running around finding treasures and getting loot and because it's map based and each area is its own little map You can unlock areas the map but like it's finite It doesn't feel like I'll be going on forever area is its own little map. You can unlock areas of the map, but like it's finite. It doesn't feel like I'll be going on forever. And so I know, okay, there's three chests left in this area. I will find the three chests and then I move on with life. And it's been great. It's been so much fun.

I think you just have to like draw the line sometimes when it comes to video games and you can't just be like, well, what do people want to see? It's like, no, no, no. What do I enjoy if I'm going to stream this? Because it's been great. I'm having a good time. Yeah. You just have to play games the way you want to play. Yeah. No, it's, it's interesting.

Cause a lot of people come into chat and they ask me my opinion. And I think they expect me to like crap on it. Cause there's a lot of people crapping on it online. No, I'm having a good time. I'm like, yeah, I don't want to tell you. I'm enjoying myself. Look at this guy. Look at this. My dwarf is 80% butt. He is perfectly round. His, his pants are hiked up almost to his nipples. He is incredible. I've never laughed so hard playing a game. He's just absolutely goofy. I've determined from this

point on when I have the option to make an incredibly sexy hero No, that's gonna be the shortest dwarfiest looking dude meatball pure Chicago meatball every time Was the first Dragon Rage or Dragon Rage Dragon Age open world? No, um, the first one was very much like how they do Mass Effect or how they've done their other games It's just get RPG and you go to different areas It had more tactical combat options very much like how they do Mass Effect or how they've done their other games. It's just like an RPG and you go to different areas. Um, it had more tactical combat options. Um, but it was like a story kind of like, uh, you know, what Bioware is known for.

And the second game was like even more linear. It felt pretty linear. And then, uh, DragonX3, they went like the first area, the Hinterlands was massively open. And their whole thing was don't keep going back there keep going back there but any game worth their salt stayed in the area to try and clear it and it took half the game it was no I hated it hated it um and so yeah it's it's kind of like what they tried to do with some of their other later games where clearly during the It's kind of like what they tried to do with some of their other later games where clearly during the, you know, that period of video gaming, especially during the Witcher 3 time

when Witcher 3 came out and everyone was absolutely loving open world because Witcher 3 nailed it. Everyone else, like all these other companies said, yeah, let's do that too. But I think you have to have the right team to do it. And so many of those companies did not have the right team and then just like made their employees do it which you know a lot of them sucked there aren't a lot of great open world games the problem is when one nails it everyone's like we should do that people love that the thing with open world is it's like Baldur's Gate where or even like Zelda or like it has

to be done really well but there's so many bad open world games. Yeah, you have to like Baldur's Gate, the reason why it works is the open world is the game. You're creating your own story, you're doing your own thing. For Witcher, the reason why it worked is because there was like, you're a monster hunter and you're hunting like beasts and shit through the forest, you're picking up clues, you're finding armor and you're investing in this world and also to be honest as a reward you

often got banged which is pretty cool um but like a lot of the time they make a game they put an open world in and it's like not the point of the game you know what I mean like they'll be like you are the dragon slayer and you are a wizard who has 40 different spells and an open world to explore it's like no the point is you're a dragon slayer with 40 different spells you should be slaying dragons with 40 different spells not running around the countryside yes like if your games one thing make it that game there's a lot of games that try to be everything it's like no no no no we don't need that shit

like just give us a game that is fun to play and if you're gonna do a story It has a great story if no story make the game fun to play give people like an Elden Ring Where the stories whatever the hell they piece together and most of it's just I went to a cave and I found some weird shit And died that's crazy, dude yeah, I think too many games try to do too much or it's like the it's like when they do the what was that one game where they're like 80,000 planets remember and then all the planets suck so it didn't matter yeah and then they spent the next

couple years fixing that yeah and it was like oh we're gonna actually put stuff on the planets same thing thing with Star Citizen. And that's what I was saying to you when I was talking about playing Star Citizen. I actually really enjoyed playing Star Citizen, but that's because I ignored everything that didn't interest me. When the game was like, do you wanna do a quest for me?

It involves you starting a farm. I was like, nah. Like, no, I don't. I don't want that. And that's probably how I'm gonna have to play open world games if I decide to play them anymore is I'm just gonna ignore all the things that don't interest me instead of well I have to do that for my completion bonus like you know what no

No, I'm good Yeah, I'm the opposite of a completionist in fact, I actively try to not complete things I Don't know playing uh Astrobot was great. Completing that, incredible, what a great time. Like that, I will complete. Those things where it's confined and it's very clearly, there's only a certain set of levels

and the completion is like, go to this area and do this goofy thing. I'm like, yes, I shall do that. And I don't know if that's because the Astro Bot devs were like, children will play this game. But if that's cuz the astrobot devs were like children will play this game But if that's the case fine done achievements unlocked. I got that platinum trophy on the PlayStation feeling good. I Guess it also depends on the game. So like hundred percent banjo-kazooie Yeah, but banjo-kazooie is the exact same vibe as astrobot right like it's confined. There's only so many things you can do to one

It's like clearly designed for that purpose. When you do a thing like Final Fantasy 7, the remake has like one of those ridiculous achievements where it's get and unlock all three dress combinations for all three characters, which means at minimum you're either doing three playthroughs or repeating the same chapter nine times or something like that. Like in between that space. Which I'm already like, nah, that's never happening. Yeah, that sounds terrible. That's like, uh, I went back to Tor Guys from Shadowlands to get mounts.

And I could only do so much of it. And I just was like, I can't do this anymore. It was like, it was so bad. Yeah, I'm just grinding, kiss my whole butt, do not like it, never have, unless there's a reason to do so. Like, a great example for me is there has to be a payoff in some sort of way. Either a really great thing you automatically get, or something story-wise. Torghast, the reason why it sucks is it's random. Well, it's the randomness But it's also like a max level two expansions later and I still get one shot by some mechanics

And I hate that and it's just not fun. It's just boring Yeah, I mean that's why when it came out people were like this is neat and then within a month no one touched it Yeah, there's chore guys and I think I think they've learned from that. They stopped doing those types of things. But I still gotta go get my mounts. And I got two tour gas mounts and then I was like I'm good. How many are there? Is it a lot? I think there's five. Oh my god. Here's the thing. Here's the real question. Are they actually good mounts or just reskins of other things? Some are reskins.

So I got two, uh, that were like tedious, but not as bad. Now I have to perfect every floor and I'm not doing that. I would never, I would never, anytime I see anything that's like, you have to do this perfectly, I immediately check out. I guess it also depends what it is, and what the game is, and what the reward is. Some people put in the work for stuff, but not me. Dude, I'm the guy that like, I don't even paint my Warhammer guys fully.

It's true, yeah. But you got what you wanted out of them, you put them together, you have a bunch of little Warhammer guys, and you have a full bin of them, and that's all you wanted. Well yeah, I get them to like 90 percent. In fact when I play when I play Warhammer people make that joke They're like, oh man, it's your 90 percent painted models. That's it. I don't know Honestly, it's kind of an aesthetic if you're the guy who shows up to all the events with like not painted stuff

Everyone would be like damn. it's not painted guys here exactly it could be its own art style even yeah in fact I believe you could say it is actually that's true I guess you could I have an update on the McDonald's secret menu is completely off topic topic okay yes please please tell me what by the way I just want to say um I saw a bunch people posting about that this week and how everyone's getting their different things mostly overseas and someone sent me the original post where we you know posted the menu that was made for us which was lovely and I remember being like when I die if this is the last thing that

remains me I'll be happy you You know, looking back on that, I feel like that was probably the wrong take because now I'm embarrassed that people are sending me photos of like their ridiculous sandwiches. I'm like, you're going to die. Stop eating that please. There's also the a McDonald's E. Coli. Yes. Oh, oh my God. Right before this podcast, I was on Twitter posting about how exactly what I signed about how I want to play easy games and I saw McDonald's posted like a message to our fans how you can trust our food

And I really wanted to retweet that and be like I promise you if you have fans They have never once cared about the quality of the food you serve. Is that one guy that eats Big Macs? He's probably dead now. That was years ago, dude. That was like ten years ago. No, he looked them up. He's still going. Yeah, in March, he ate his 34,000th Big Mac. So... That sounds less like fandom and more like addiction,

but you know, whatever. I mean, if you're addicted, you're a fan. Sousheh! Yeah. Oh yeah, I was going to bring up the thing. That was once. If you're addicted, you're a fan. Hahaha! Sushi! Yeah. Oh yeah, I was gonna bring up the thing. That was what? Sam Strippin ordered two of our

items. And he ate them on stream. It was the Guy Hero. Yes. And the McCrendor. Ooh, and the McCrendor go on. And his thoughts? McCrendor, 9 out of thoughts? The Crendor 9 out of 10 Love that love that guy hero 6 out of 10 remind okay imagine like I don't know what it is What's the guy hero again for people for people who of course are listening for the first time it is two quarter pounders together

Well, that's just I I mean like, okay, alright. Yeah, he said it was just a big quarter pounder and there was too much mash, he couldn't mash it to eat it. So he liked the, he liked the mcrendor though. The mcrendor is a solid choice, it's a very good choice. It is. So. The mccox is trouble, you can only get it during one very specific time of day. It's like an eclipse

Yeah, you have to go right when they close breakfast and right when they start lunch So yeah, he ate a monster even he gave his his review. He told me it was happening I Love that so yeah, it was uh. It's pretty neat the menu spreads The menu spreads the fact that m. The fact that the McRendor is doing so well, that means that more people will see it, they'll eat it, they'll try it. Our menu will grow. It will. Like a mind virus. So yeah, that happened. Did you do anything for Halloween or did you just stay inside? We were going to go to the pumpkin patch and they were closed.

I mean yeah, because it's Halloween. You would think they'd be open. It's the, no, it's the night of, what do you mean? They could have like Halloween stuff. I don't know. It made sense in my head. Sure, I get it, I get it. You thought pumpkins, pumpkin patch, Halloween, let's go there. But they did all their, that'd be like if you went You thought pumpkins, pumpkin patch, Halloween, let's go there. But they did all their, that'd be like if you went to a Christmas tree place on Christmas day.

Yeah, but they still got like festivities and stuff. Do they? I don't know they do. They got like hayrides and corn mazes and everything. Question, do they have stuff November 1st? No. That's why I was like, oh, maybe it's the last day people go there for fun and they didn't. It was dumb. Yeah. I got, I got a message from, uh, one of the, the teams of people that, you know, you know, LA there's always like teams of people running around trying to like get you to go to stuff, events or whatever. And one of them reached

out and they're like, Hey, would you like to come to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios? I was like, I'd love to! Can I bring other people? And they're like, we'll get back to you on that No reply. It is now way past Halloween So apparently I could not bring another person. I was like, oh, okay I just wanted to bring the scary game squad guys and they were like, we'll get back to you and nothing Yeah, they don't think they wanted to uh, I don't know. Maybe- Why would I go to Halloween Horror Nights by myself?

Yeah, I don't know. It's pretty fun. That doesn't sound fun to me. I get to like go do a like the many Scary, I don't know this the haunted houses and stuff, but just it's just me like okay That's you know. It's not fun to be scared alone. You're just scared Yeah, I wouldn't even go to that even with people. I'm not a big fan of getting scared Do you I mean how often do you get scared the last time? I think I saw you get scared is when you and I played Outlast years and years ago

Yeah, I don't really get scared. I just get anxiety which is a get scared I just get anxiety which is a form of being scared. I love that your fear is just the anxiety of maybe being afraid. Well it's more anxiety of just other things which is it that in itself is fear. I mean you're not wrong true. Exactly it's just not the type of scary you think of when you think of being scared on Halloween.

So wait, have you ever been to a haunted house? No. You've never done anything like go through a scary prison or anything? Maybe a long time ago and I don't remember. I guess my question that I'm trying to get at is, if you were to go do that or play a scary game or whatever, are you scared of the things in the game or the idea that something in the game or in a haunted house or whatever could get you? Like the anxiety of you don't know what's coming up ahead or there's like what is it that gets you? I don't know. I like more atmospheric scary I think. But even then wouldn't you, wouldn't the anxiety take anxiety take over I mean sure it's why I don't like

being scared okay all right good answer yeah I got some people love it they want the adrenaline I don't I'm good I already get anxiety why do I want more anxiety so you wouldn't do any adrenaline-based sports then no like bungee jumping what about like a really tall water slide? No I hate water slides. I need to find the one thing you love

every time I talk to you like I hate that I don't want to do that I don't like that. What's the one thing you love to do? Working out. But you don't have any anxiety about working out? No. Interesting why is that? Why would I? I don't know. What if someone was judging you for working out? Or what if you hurt yourself again? I mean, you're gonna get hurt eventually if you're not working out. Your body falls apart. Damn dude!

Alright, you got it all figured out. Okay, I can't get you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Okay, alright. Pleasantly surprising. So working out is where you get your adrenaline from. Yes, that's a healthy adrenaline too. I also used to get adrenaline from League of Legends ranked.

That's the worst kind. You were talking about good kind, that's bad kind. Yeah, that's the worst. Don't do that one. No, do not. Do not. That's not adrenaline. That's since you're slowly... That's terrible. Yeah, that's stores. Don't do that one. No, do not. Do not. That's not adrenaline. That's since you're slowly, that's a, that's definitely drugs. Well, that was adrenaline. Yeah, it was bad. I loved it at the time though. Great stuff. No one else is great. Oh, factor. That's what's great. Sweater weather pairs perfectly with savory fall foods, but with your busy schedule,

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How's that traffic out there? The traffic is so powerful in my diaphragm. Their traffic of my diaphragm is insane. It is something to believe something to witness. The graphic of my diaphragm is insane. It is something to believe, something to witness. The cells, the power of the diaphragm. It's more like the livifram. Back to you.

The livifram? I'm sure scientists will want to know more about that. It's the opposite of the diaphragm. You live a frame. Right. The diaphragm, Livifram. No, I get it. No, I get it. One of these days the traffic will be good again. I mean, listen, I think the Livifram is... That's the best the traffic's been in a while. That's a good one. That really shows how bad it's gotten, if anything. It really does. We have a

weather request for Greystones, Wicklow, Ireland. A beautiful coastal Irish town. Highly recommend Victor's Way. Unique experience to be sure. Okay, I don't know what is unique about it.

You give us the weather, I'll find out what's unique about Victor's Way. This is also from Irish Had a potato is their username 55 degrees Fahrenheit feels like 53 humidity 90% visibility 6 miles 729 a.m. Sunrise for 45 p.m. Sunset winds at 8 miles per hour 52 dew point zero UV index and a waxing crescent moon the 10-day it actually is kind of fun to speak like this. I'm glad you think so.

Thank you. 55. Cloudy on Monday. Tuesday. AM light rain. 58. Wednesday. 59. Cloudy. Thursday. 58. Cloudy. Friday. 57. Showers.

Saturday. 58. Mostly cloudy. So I found Victor's Way. Victor's Way is an Indian, at least that's what it says, an Indian statue garden featuring characters like Ganesh and Shiva and like Hanuman and all sorts of different stuff. But also, Tiffany the Dung Beetle, a druid, a literal birth canal, a giant middle finger, a man splitting themselves in half, like some sort of demon having sex with a, I don't know what the hell this is.

Absolutely crazy looking. I'm going to send you just this one so you can see how bonkers this one is I love this place what the shit it's something all right that is that is Yep, and so this place, absolutely crazy. Apparently it's closed for the winter and 2025, I guess, a druid is coming to take over. I don't know what that's about, but love that. And I guess there's other statues too. There's elephants and a weird ferryman in the swamp. That looks cool as shit.

There's a ton of stuff here. Tickets, 12 bucks. Can't beat that. It's pretty good. Just for the sculptural love. I'd go there and take photos like crazy. There's one, it's like a throne, but it's made out of like a cobra.

That's cool as hell. I'd sit on that and be like, hello everyone. Yeah. I can picture that. I know. Also, I'd take a photo in front of the giant birth canal just because there's like two naked chicks and a giant vagina there. So that's pretty hilarious. I do like that they have the phrase pantheism updated for the 21st century. Yeah, that's great. This is and it's just on the coast too, which is

the whole vibe. It's weird because a lot of the photos show the beach. Like, yeah, there's a beach there. But every shot is just kind of cloudy and kind of dark. And kind of like, yeah, it's a beach. There is a place called the Fat Fox. I love that. Yeah, that's a good one. A lot of golf course stuff, huh?

Oh yeah. I I guess makes sense. There's a bakery called Treats to You! But it just looks like someone's house, which every time I look at these, a lot of bakeries just appear to be someone's house. That's probably the way they did it forever. I mean, absolutely. I don't think there's ever a need to change that. I just think it's very interesting that when we think of bakery here in the States, it's clearly just like a place with cakes and a window. That's all they got, cakes and window? Yeah, it's clearly just like a place with cakes and a window.

That's all they got, cakes and window. Yeah, that's it, cake and window. Although shout out to Pigeon House Delgani. Delgani, is that it? Delgani? Looks very good. Looks like a very nice restaurant. It's right near the place you just mentioned, the Fat Fox.

It's like right down the street. I don't see it. Actually, shout out to to this town Greystones are killing it right now the fat Fox is down the street from the horse and hound which is down the street from the bear paw which is down the street from the Wicklow arms which is down the street from firehouse bakery and cafe which is down the street from pigeon house Delgami that's some good names yeah those are fantastic names the happy everyone of these I want to go visit the happy pair looks pretty good

gourmet graestones happy pair oh oh that Fox must be a chain because up by happy pair is another fat Fox you need to go southwest to find what I was looking at okay ah the fat Fox has two places, dude. They're making bank. They're popping off. Also, there's a cafe called bread 41.

And I wish it was based off the band, some 41, cause that would make me very happy. That would be pretty fun. It was a nice little town. Yeah. But I also noticed that a lot of these places we're looking at, the front of the building is just black, painted completely black. I don't know if that's a vibe for Greystone, but like I dig it. I absolutely dig it. It's just a nice coastal town, even if it is very gloomy. You're south of Dublin and you're kind of like your own little thing. You gotta have a vibe. And I think the vibe here is golfing and what appears to be amazing bakeries a lot of bakeries they do have a lot of bakeries yo there's a place called

Zenobia it appears to be Mediterranean food oh yeah dude looks super good every photo I'm like my god that's looks great. That does look really good. I'm here for that kind of stuff. So I'm yeah. So once again sending us hot tips on great places. I love, I love this city. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. I'd probably when you're actually there, it's, I'm curious what the vibe is because every restaurant I'm looking at, everyone seems like a hip, you know, like 20 something,

but I refuse to believe that's the case when Greystone's Golf Club is right the smack in the middle of town taking up I'm gonna say one actually there's a whole other golf club too so two golf clubs with combined together equal 50% of this town if you put them together so I feel like the vibe is also club people you know what I mean yeah I see it so I wonder I wonder what the what's it like that what's it actually like do they have any guard I and do those guard I want to send us another fleece and or hoodie that I would like that would be fantastic all right let's go to sports

sports Jets beat Houston on Thursday. Dallas lost to Atlanta. Buffalo beat Miami. Cincinnati beat Vegas. Los Angeles beat Cleveland. Titans beat New England. Washington beat the Giants. Carolina actually beat New Orleans. Baltimore beat Denver.

Philadelphia beat Jacksonville. Arizona beat Chicago. Detroit beat Green Bay, and the Rams beat Seattle. So we're actually halfway through the season. Yeah, yeah. It's hard to believe it's already November, but here we are. The World Series, the Dodgers won.

That's true. Big for LA. Only a small riot, so feeling pretty good about that. Not bad, only small rioting. Only a small riot. Although one guy did blow his hand off with a fireworks, so what are you gonna? Do don't don't do that kids don't play with fireworks Cavaliers and the Thunder the only undefeated teams in the NBA and Are there any undefeated hockey teams the Jets are 11 and 1 Wow

That's not bad. Winnipeg looking good. Sports. Allllllright. What is our fact of the day? Nutmeg is a hallucinogen. Is that true? Hold on.

In what way? You have to have more information. I love this. The spice contains myristitin, a natural compound that has mind-altering effects if ingested at large doses. Like, how large are we talking about? Because, you know, if you put nutmeg in some sort of holiday drink, is that, you know, is that why the holiday time people are like, I feel great? Or is there, like, what's going on?

I think that's the alcohol. Ah, right. So does that ask me just, like how much nutmeg we talking about? Doesn't say, but it's gotta be a lot. All right, well, that's disappointing. I'm not gonna ingest a lot of nutmeg. I was hoping it'd be something reasonable,

cause I'd be like, I'll try it, why not? I don't know if you would do that. Come back on the show like, dude, you gotta try this nutmeg, you gotta try this nutmeg. You gotta go full nutmeg, bro. 50 milligrams of nutmeg will set you right, dude. You never wanna go full nutmeg. That's too much. I don't know, man.

You gotta try it. Re-alter your brain chemistry. You'll see the universe differently. Yep. like we alter your brain chemistry you'll see the universe differently yep all right well hey has anyone come to us with tears in their eyes oh have they dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes I ask you if you had to rebrand and become rappers what would your rap names be what would be your first mixtape oh this is good I've always thought that I would go out with the name White Chocolate. I feel like that's very good.

I don't know. However, I feel like we should do Rap Name Generator. All right, here we go. I got you. All right. Here's your Rap Name Generator. We're gonna do this. What is your favorite TV character?

I don't know. Well, just pick one. It says favorite. This isn't important. Just pick one uh Rocco from Rocco's modern life Rocco great your real-life first name Eric got that it's gonna not gonna get a dog. I don't say you're not gonna say a real life last name Name the name of a criminal newport Richie newport Richie something really pleasant like flowers or kittens or something flowers and kittens flowers and kittens great Flowers and kittens. Great, great. An adjective to describe you or your music.

Electronic. Okay. The name of your favorite childhood pet. Just do cat. All right. Okay. Your names are, these are some optional names for you to choose from.

This sucks, this sucks. Rocko, Rocko Rocko Roo Tots Richie Richie Litchie Abbs Electronics Flitchy Richie I kind of like Flitchy Richie Eric Roam

What the? Erico Roamus Richie Richie Eric Rome what the Eric co-roma another one is really just flowers and kittens she's I guess I could be a rap honestly I'd be low flitchy Richie what about inspector electronica well for sure good that's pretty good I wait there's more I got more I got more big cat bitchy Richie flower kittens new port tauts electronic Eric Eric Adana Ericulous Ericulous is pretty good little flitchy Richie telling you right now that's what it is okay nothing's gonna take me off that little flitchy

Richie little flitchy Richie's pretty good that's pretty good. We got one more How do I convince my friends that you are a reliable source of news um Through I would assume extortion I Mean we're not a threat of violence. Oh Right right. Oh, that's right. We are not we're just a podcast Yeah for a podcast where we have a new segment, but it doesn't mean it's reliable Yeah, so you don't have anything convincing

Yeah, if anything you should be the one being convinced about our unreliable nature your friends are very correct Do not do not stand up for us. We are not worth your time Exactly so There's your answer. We're not a your time Exactly so Your answer we're not a reliable source. Don't listen to us. Don't listen. Just turn off the podcast All right speaking of unreliable news What is our big news story today? big news story of the day day

Day Big news story of the day. Day. Day. I'm gonna give it to you so you can read it. I don't want to overdo it. Oh, oh, okay, sure. I'll read it. But I did find- I have no idea what this is gonna be. I did find a good one. Oh my god, what? Instagram famous squirrel named Peanut, seized by New York State authorities.

What is- the first picture is just a squirrel and he's got a hat on. It's so cute. That's Peanut. A New York man who turned a rescued squirrel into a social media star called Peanut is pleading with state authorities to return his beloved pet after they seized it

during a raid that also yielded a raccoon named Fred. No! They're breaking up the family. Multiple anonymous complaints about peanut, also spelled P-N-U-T. Oh God. Brought at least six officers from the State Department of Environmental Conservation to Mark Longo's home near the Pennsylvania border in rural Pine City. The DEC came to my house and raided my house without a search warrant to find a squirrel said Longo who's 34. I was treated like a drug dealer and they were going for drugs and guns.

The officers left with Peanut who amassed hundreds of thousands of followers on Instagram, TikTok and other platforms during his seven years. Seven years? That's crazy. And they decided to do this now yeah what are they doing what Oh Cran door oh no I've just been oh I've just been ruined there's another article that just popped up and it straight up just says, man who took Peanut in says it's surreal, officials euthanized his pet. What the shit?

No! Oh no, they killed it? There's no way. That's what they say, they seized and euthanized the pet? November 2nd? That doesn't even make sense. They took the animal and then they killed it? That animal didn't do nothing except wear hats! That is... okay. This is an outrage.

This is like Monkey Mondays all over again, man! This is even worse than Monkey Mondays. This squirrel did nothing to nobody! What the shit? He was just living his best life and they got him? That sucks. Awwww. I'm actually mad.

I'm actually mad at them. This guy did nothing! It's been seven years. I don't understand why they would see him now. Why don't they just let him into the wild? Well cuz he spent seven years with the I guess cuz they're saying like he wouldn't survive in the wild He's a squirrel. I Mean, I don't understand why they cease him to begin with. Yeah

This is watch this is insane Wait, do they take Fred the raccoon as well? He says that after helping the animal recover from injuries, he and his wife were planning to release Fred into the wild. Why didn't they do that for Peanut? I don't know. I guess Peanut stuck around maybe because of the social media stuff. This could be one of those things... I hate trying to justify what the government did,. This could be one of those things, I hate trying to justify what the government did, but it could be one of those things where they were saying,

let's stop people from trying to get random animals and make them social media stars. I mean, I agree, but that's still like, that's insane. Yeah, I don't like it the animals are being tested for rabies and anyone who has been contact with these animals strongly encourages called their consult their physician but like all right all right we have answers now on October 30th DEC seized a raccoon and squirrel sharing residents with the humans, creating potential for human exposure to rabies.

In addition, a person involved with the investigation was bitten by the squirrel. So they're saying potentially that's why? I don't know. Frankly don't like it. This sucks. Yeah. It's with profound sorrow that we share the heartbreaking news on October 30th. They seize peanut And our and Fred the raccoon spider passion outcry for compassion the agency chose to ignore a please

Leaving us in deep shock and grief What they you would think they'd even give him to like a wildlife foundation or something? Well this is the crazy thing! Longo and his wife Daniela opened Peanuts Freedom Farm animal sanctuary on April 2023 and houses 300 animals including horses and goats and alpacas. That's stupid. He was in the process of filing paperwork to get peanut certified as an educational animal when he was seized. Oh, I don't like that. Pennsylvania, you done screwed up? Pennsylvania

sucks. Yeah. Don't like that. The Department of Environmental Conservation and Chamong County, Department of Health. More like dumb county. Got him. Yep. Alright, well that's sad news. I hate that. Yeah, that sucks. They started so cute and now I'm just like actively mad at them. I'm like, how dare you, Pennsylvania?

Yeah, I was just excited because it was like, oh man, he got taken, he has a cowboy hat, something fun happened, and then we learned that. This is just like monkey Mondays this really didn't do nothing to nobody yeah we that's just like the monkey who worked with the stripper that monkey and that stripper they were fine exactly got bit and then it was done yeah idiots dude tired. Tired of idiots ruining our fun animal stuff. We can add so much cool animal stuff and you're ruining it! Dumb. Dumb. All right. Well, that's it for us. Thanks so much for listening and watching. I'm enjoying this podcast. Crendor, hit it with the socials!

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