Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 444 - Hot Frosty

Episode Date: November 17, 2024

The boys are back and this time Crendor is somehow still fighting off weird body problems. Thankfully Netflix is here to cheer him up with their newest classic "Hot Frosty." To say Jesse is obsessed in an understatement. Meanwhile Jesse has been dealing with his bank and it's absolutely insane. Also pheromone attraction and the 2025 Florida Man Games!!! All this and more on another Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor and use code CRENDOR to get 20% off and free shipping. Go to https://go.privacyhawk.com/cox-n-crendor to download the app and use code COX20OFF (lowercase for Google Play) for a special price on the PrivacyHawk Platinum Subscription.

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Nah, just giving some hype, giving some energy. You thought that was hype and energy, huh? For me it is. Going crazy over here. Ooh, you sound it. It's really intense energy over here. Oh you sound it. It's it's really intense energy over here Yep, my voice has been doing better. It sounds better. Yeah, you mean you know that's how that's how recovery works Yes, but I'm it's like so I think I might have this thing with my muscles

What does that mean? So this thing called muscle tension dysphonia all right I don't want to laugh because obviously I don't have a medical conditions but with you it's always something and it's comical at this point I mean that's my whole life barely it is a pattern of muscle use developing from things like laryngitis, stress, and other

conditions. So like, I have my voice back, but when I talk a lot, all the muscles in my neck and like chest get really tight and then they like calm down after. And I assume this is just a temporary thing? They say it can happen after laryngitis and it should be temporary and it's more of like learning how to use your voice properly again. Pretty much I don't think me always talking from my throat like we went over helps. So I think that's part of it. I think I have TMJ that probably doesn't help which by the

way my TMJ has been flared up I feel so bad for you but it's so like my man you can't always be falling apart there's got to be like a moment where you're doing good you're breaking my heart dude I do have a lot of moments where you're doing good you're breaking my heart dude. I do have a lot of moments where I'm doing good It's not recently That's I mean listen

Again people are always like Crenner. What gets you going to the gym? I'm like dude if I didn't start going to the gym. I'd probably be dead all right. I did this is all about Maintaining the health that I have Just holding on to it. I mean I don't even know what to say to you It sounds like you got like a lot of stuff going on Yeah, I mean it's a it's mainly just that I also got the GERD, but I've had that There's so much more you got yeah, I've had the GERD for you know like 15 years this point. That's why I had two endoscopies Honestly, I think I'm one of the top endoscopy havers on twitch

You should really advertise that so yeah, it's uh It's pretty much like how do you fix these things? It's like stop eating late at night Sure, which you know sometimes. I know when I cause it. I'm like yeah, I too late or Like just not eating really hard foods That like mess up your jaw for TMJ stuff Grinding what is what is hard foods to you? Oh like an almond is probably pretty hard Okay, but I know you like almond so so that's probably not great. I like walnuts. Those are softer. Sorry, sorry, wrong, wrong nut. Yeah, wrong nut.

Where are the nuts around here? So I think The TMJ is the one that's like that'll just flare up for a while. You ever get TMJ? No, I don't think so. I'm pretty sure I would know if I did What are your symptoms? So TMJ is mainly like if you move your jaw around you get clicking Yeah, yeah, but like that's it for you. No you also get Like muscle soreness and like your jaw like side of your like a lock jaw kind of vibe

My job is really locked some people get that mine's just like my muscle gets really achy And then kind of all my neck muscles kind of ache because of that. I'll get like eye sensitivity I get a let's see Eating stuff can hurt like if you start eating really chewy or hard things like I mentioned mainly when it's layered up like if you once it calms down you can go back to doing it, but The only the only issues I've had of late have been and actually I think fixed I Because I assume was staring into bright lights while I streamed my eyes would get very staring into bright lights while I streamed, my eyes would get very watery and I'd get like gunk in them and it would just be terrible.

And then, but I want days when I wasn't streaming, I'd be totally fine. So this new camera I'm using is very light sensitive. So I've had to turn down almost all the lights in this room in order to stream properly. And I'll be honest, I'm doing, my eyes are doing great right now. So that fixed that problem, which I'm very thankful for, but I don't have any be honest I'm doing my eyes are doing great right now so that fix that problem which I'm very thankful for but I don't have any like I'm not thankfully not falling apart well that's good cuz that's the that's the last thing I need fat and falling apart God help me that'd be end I don't know what I do I

at least fix my blood pressure that's good that's lovely that's a good one yeah I was uh cuz I had my blood pressure. That's good. That's lovely. That's a good one, yeah. I was, cause I had my blood pressure checked. Normally I go to the doctor and they're always like, it's borderline. It's like 130 over like 85 or 90. And they're just like, yeah, it's getting there. It's not quite there, but like, you know, try to lower your salt and exercise.

I'm like, I do exercise. They're like, all right, lower your salt. And so I started eating at home more. Turns out, that got me down to like, I took it the other day and it was like 119 over like 70 something. I was like, well, what do you know? It actually works.

If anything, it tells you that most food, the reason why going out to eat tastes so good is because the flavor is probably salt. Oh yeah, 100%. And so And so like even we like, I'm still not even like eating super low sodium. Like I'm still eating like some sodium thing, but I know what I'm eating. Cause it's like on the package and everything. And so that's a, turns out that's, that's pretty important. Uh,

so that's at least one thing going my way. My cholesterol is good. That's good. You know, that's positives. It's really just the throat, the old throat and the old TMJ, which honestly the throat and the TMJ can be kind of tied together. So I've learned. I mean, yeah, it's all kind of the same area, right? Yeah, because listen, I've also asked Dr.. John plenty of questions I I was about to ask when you reached out to Dr.. John because I feel like at some point He had to weigh in on this because you wouldn't have just come up with this all this by yourself You would like Dr.. John. What do I do here, and he would tell you calm down stop overreacting

That's usually the usually the solution. It is he's got the gird to Lot of gird havers yo raise your raise your hand if you're a gird haver in the chat Here's the thing my girds actually been pretty good lately I haven't really had heartburn bad thing, but I Usually I know when I trigger it so yes like today I had it when I woke up because I woke up I had a sore throat and I was like there's a usually when you get a sick sore throat, you can be like, oh, I'm getting sick.

This was like a, I definitely had some acid reflux and my throat's irritated, sore throat in my sleep. And so, because it goes away. And that's how you're like, oh yeah. And I know I did it because we ate sweet potato quesadillas for dinner. Here's the question though. That, like, I don't get a lot of acid reflex-y stuff, but if I have something with a lot of oil or grease late at night, I definitely will. For sure. I'll wake up in the middle of the night and be like

Right, so I just don't do that anymore And my question for you is what is the latest like how late are you eating? Because I know your schedule is insane. You are doing a wake up at 1 go to bed at 5 a.m. Kind of lifestyle. So when is too late for you? Well After daylight savings we go to bed at 4 a.m. Oh my bad. So normally we eat dinner around like 1130 midnight and so yesterday I was editing all day for pointless top 10 so I didn't end up until like 12 31 and I think that was too late to be eating cheese jalapenos and sweet potato which sweet potatoes good for you but it can be very like filling

and I know it's a lot of times if I overeat sweet potato it'll like kind of it's like fibrous or so it like expands in your stomach. It almost like pushes acid up, especially late at night. I could eat it for like lunch, but like when you eat that and then a few hours later lay down, I think that's the problem. Then the other thing I noticed, which this should probably surprise nobody, sometimes I will partake in a edible edible yeah yeah but I don't even take that much I think like 2.5 milligrams or 3 minutes like I take like

baby doses but sure I've noticed that every time I try that my TMJ and my acid reflux get worse interesting and I think it's because they say it uh, it relaxes your esophagus thingy. I don't know what the scientific word. Right, the esophagus thingy. Yeah, and so that increases the likelihood of acid coming up because it's so relaxed

it just allows the acid to pass. While if it's not relaxed it's like, hey acid, you stay down there. Alright. So. Interesting, I don't, I mean I don't know the sides behind that but okay And I did notice cuz like I had a TMJ flare up like months ago And I noticed every time I do that it made it worse, so I was like well. I don't think that's a coincidence Because some people it makes it better It's just like person to person,

but I did that last night as well. And so I think that combo really did me in. Yeah. I'm curious. Uh, you know, last night, I maybe, you know what? It doesn't matter. We're built differently to say that, that I had a similar experience, but had different results. That's just what different human beings. I was about to be like, yeah, last night I, uh, was going to bed and I got these like, by the way I went, so it's LA. So I went to one of the weed stores that we have here in LA and usually I'll get like an edible that is designed to make me sleep. I'm not trying to get high during the day. It's just not a thing I want to do. I got stuff to do, but usually I'll get like an edible that helps you sleep. But I went and they had this, you know, a package of stuff and it had like a whole, you know how there's like THC and all, you

know, right? It had a whole different thing I've never seen before. It was like THCV. And I was like, what the hell is this? And then he was like, Oh, imagine it's like caffeine. I was like, what? She's like, yeah, it's like caffeine, but without caffeine. I was like, well, I don't want that at all. She's like trust me you'd like it I'm like would I what about me says that what do you how do you know this information I think she's trying to sell it to me but I was like I don't know what this is you like invented a new thing you added a V to the end of it like I don't know anyway I will definitely be like yo I'm gonna get like sleepy deep I got one it's like deep sleep, yo, I'm gonna get like sleepy deep. I got one, it's like deep sleep stuff.

Makes me, I'm like, yeah, I'm going to bed, baby. Here's the thing. I definitely sometimes will just get a little too high and be like, yo, I could go for a grilled cheese sandwich right now. It'll be like nine, 30, 10 o'clock and I'm just making the grilled cheese. And I'm like, I gotta go to bed though.

But I'm like, but this grilled cheese is gonna taste good. I'll eat that grilled cheese and I'll go to bed. Which is not healthy and not wise and I wouldn't recommend it, but I'm totally fine. I'm fat, but like I'm totally fine. However, I did see a thing today on Twitter, which by the way, Twitter is just all promotion for porn now. But I did see it on Twitter and there's this woman,

obviously trying to get people to go to her Only fans, but she was like what can I say? I'm a chubby chaser if you're a big boy you message me And I was like I'm glad they're out there. You know ladies. Thanks. Thanks for having My kind of low standards. Thanks ladies, so yeah somebody for everybody Yeah, so I'm all you know know what, I'm all right. What I'm saying is, you just have a messed up biology going on. Oh yeah, 100%. Yeah. We had to arrive at that point. You're just, you're just, whatever's going on inside of you is not right. Yeah. Also, on the geek ender, I heard you mention Hallmark movies.

Oh dude. Oh dude. I love how bad Hallmark movies are. Sometimes I can't watch them because they're too cringe, but sometimes the new one they released, I don't know if it's a Hallmark movie, but it's on Netflix. And it's literally about a woman who, for Christmas, makes a snowman, but he's like sexy,

and just like Frosty, he comes to life, but he's just a sexy man. So is he like dripping wet with snow, or is he just a normal guy? No, he's just like, he becomes a normal, hot, hunk man. And I don't know what the moral of this Christmas movie is supposed to be but I would love to know what kind of you know miracle this is because it sounds hilarious

mmm what would happen if he was ugly you think she'd just be like that's that's pretty cool anyway yeah yeah if he like came like a hot snowman came to life as an ugly dude he'd probably just be like living his life you know what I mean he's like well I guess I gotta go to work hey well because he's a hot guy every woman in town is like oh my god and so it's a whole different experience for him but if it's like he just became out a dude like just a guy he'd probably be like well I guess I got a good job now or something it's the thing is like I feel like you can't even be hot because that goes against being a snowman right he wouldn't melt so I feel like there should be something

where like even if he is this hot guy you mean temperature wise yes so he comes to life or his hot snowman but he starts melting and he's like, oh no, I'm so hot that I'm melting. And that's the- Now I don't know where this movie leads. Like he could melt again at the end. I don't know, but I'm very curious because Christmas movie, what? Like when you think Christmas movies,

you think of a family learning a life lesson or a child learning about giving a gift or love for the holidays or remembering those we've lost or any kind of like, especially Hallmark stuff, it's very sappy and there's always some sort of like girl goes back to her hometown, leaves her city boyfriend and then when she's back in her hometown she meets a baker and he cooks only cherry tarts at his bakery and his bakery is in trouble but my god is he chiseled also he wears flannel and she loves him because they grew up together

and she misses him and realizes she doesn't like the city at all like that kind of thing that's the story. Right. This is woman makes sexy snowman, sexy snowman comes to life, I don't know where it goes after that because sexy snowman does not have a sexy snowman job or sexy snowman, sexy snowman comes to life, I don't know where it goes after that. Because sexy snowman does not have a sexy snowman job, or sexy snowman money, or sexy snowman home. If anything, she created a gorgeous homeless man, who is part snowman, made of magic, I don't know how that ends for him, but the only solution here is she created a snowman

to bang. There is no other options there. What is this movie called? Like hot snowman or sexy snowman. It's on Netflix. It's called hot frosty is the name of it, okay hot hot frosty Because there actually is another movie similar that called snow man. It's Also from our hilariousious I love that. But no this one's called Hot Frosty. Oh my god dude this has the the girl from Mean Girls that's the lacy shab-bearer where

she's like she making fetch a thing it's that girl. This all right so this is according to Forbes this is a quick write-up Hot Frosty is essentially elf meets Encino Man. The snowman listed in the credits as Jack Snowman arrives on earth not understanding what food or clothes are and Cathy must adopt him as sort of a toddler. Which is a weird dynamic but he learns quickly and in turn it turns out he has a sort of superpower where he can learn any skill from watching it on TV making him a master chef and talented handyman in a few hours. This is...

like peak married woman fiction. Yeah. This is like, a beautiful man comes from the sky and he knows nothing, so I raise him into the perfect husband. Like, it's crazy! I must watch this movie. Wait, so you haven't seen the movie. I thought you saw it. No. I just saw a trailer for it. Oh my god All right for next week

We need to watch this movie to watch this yeah, all right done easy. Yeah, okay, great. I mean I got Netflix I mean the you know we just stream Ourselves watching that most people got it or they can find ways. Yeah, we'll watch Hot Frosty. It's 85 minutes. Perfect. And yeah, they're like, is it a Christmas classic? No, but it's pretty great.

I'm like, okay. It's a movie to get us in the holiday spirit. Yeah, Hot Frosty knows how ridiculous it is, which is why it works, but it plays it straight and with a cast from Schitt's Creek, the office and Brooklyn Nine-Nine, it's very funny. I mean, if it's good, I'm in. Also, stop. I'm looking at the cops. The local sheriff is the... Oh, I'm not going to spoil this for you. You know what? We need to watch this. We need to watch this stupid-ass movie. I'm very excited. Yeah, no we can't can't spoil We got to watch this we got to watch it. Yeah, easy easy easy Yeah

hot frosty And it is Not what I expected see when we watch Madea last year Madea was like that it was it's pretty much a hallmark movie, but it's a hallmark movie with Madea last year. Madea was like that. It's pretty much a Hallmark movie, but it's a Hallmark movie with Madea. And then they threw in Larry the Cable Guy just to really spice it up. Well yeah, Madea movies are literally just like,

the only way to solve this is through Jesus. And then Madea's like, I'll run over this lady with a car. And you're like, oh, Madea. Yeah, yeah. Jesus took the wheel. Yeah, same thing, same thing really. Yeah. Did you watch the Jake Paul fight? I did not, but I saw every single human being

tweeting about it, which is why I also was like you know what I think I'm done with Twitter for a while and so I haven't really spent a lot of time on there but I saw a lot of people messaging back and forth about it and how it was trash and I was like yeah well that sounds right oh yeah I knew it was gonna be trash and it was worse than I imagined so yeah it's time how they couldn't watch it. And the people who were watching it were like, nothing happened.

And they were like, it's just people dancing around and it's boring. And I was like, yeah. But everyone did say the pre-fights were good. Oh yeah, the two women fighting, that thought was insane. No, everyone was like, those are good. The funniest part was-

Or like, eyebrow fell off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crazy. The funniest part was everyone was like, those are good. The funniest part was, yeah, yeah, yeah. Crazy. The funniest part was everyone was like, the best part of the thing were these two ring girls. And I'm like, y'all too horny. Like there's like, there's just photos of these two girls and they're just posting them online.

I'm like, y'all need, like, although truth be told, it may just be Twitter. I'm convinced at this point, like I said before, Twitter has devolved into everything on there on the recommended for you section is all people advertising porn. Oh yeah. Meanwhile, on the actual follower section,

people I wanna look at, it's shrinking more and more and less people are talking and I'm like, cool, cool. Well, this is this is how this site goes I guess I mean that shouldn't surprise anybody that's really what everything devolves back into it's actually kind of put me in a weird position because the more people leave and I see it because I watch my follower count decline and people message me like I'm leaving I don't want to be here anymore I'll see you I on like blue sky or whatever. So, okay.

But the more people leave, the more I'm like, yo, I'll be real, I'm following people on here that I don't talk to, that I've never really associated. I met them once and we're like, let's follow each other. But like, you know, I also have people on there that when I first followed them, I liked and they started saying some really weird shit and I was like, you know, I'm gonna mute them. The amount of people I have muted on Twitter is out of control. Oh yeah. I don't want to see your weird like stance on things anymore. Like I'm out. But it's also like, well, they're industry people so I don't want to burn any bridges so I'll just hit mute. There's a lot of that and I realize as I get close to the point where it's like, maybe we

should just all abandon Twitter. What a mess that place is. There's also people on there that I genuinely don't know how I'd contact. Otherwise. That's true too. Yeah. Like there are people on there that I really, really like, and I absolutely know they don't use discord and I know they're not on other stuff and I would

very much like to be in contact with them, but I'm not like their friend. We talk like maybe twice a year, but I know they're not on other stuff and I would very much like to be in contact with them But I'm not like their friend we talked like maybe twice a year But I know for a fact I would lose that contact and that's like kind of heartbreaking So I'm like, alright, well, I guess I'll stick around Although again, I did see that woman who has an only fans who did say she's a chubby chaser Although she does not follow me in which case wrong chubby, wrong chub. That's the problem. He said it. Yep. Wrong chub. Wrong chub. You're getting the wrong chub, dude. Uh, yeah, I made a blue sky just cause everyone else was. I think a lot about, I'm not going to put them on blast,

but there's a pretty famous person that I know. And he's like, look, I don't do social media. I just post on social media. I'm like, what do you mean by that? And he's like, I go there, I post my stuff and I do not respond and I do not look at it. And he's like, yeah, I'm sure that's, you know, not the coolest way to do social media, but it's definitely a way to keep connected with people and also not get caught up in the bullshit of social media. And I was like, maybe, maybe that's the path forward for me. Cause if I got something to say,

or I wanna interact with people, I can do it on this show, or on my stream, or on anything else I do, why do I need to go text it? You know what I mean? Exactly, and it provides more content. Absolutely, yeah. So, but although, oh my God, speaking of content, dude. This is the worst kind of content,

but it's basically been my entire week, and I've had nothing else to talk about but this. And honestly, I'm fine talking about it, but it's basically been my entire week and I've had nothing else to talk about but this. And honestly, I'm fine talking about it because it pisses me off. I was talking with my accountant because at the end of the year we always do our like, all right, let's talk about taxes. And I try to get that done immediately. I'm not a wait until April tax guy.

I'm like, let's get it out of the way so I can get that refund, baby. And so I'm getting together, doing the tax stuff and going through stuff. And I noticed that a weird check, so all the checks I have at the moment are in the 1800s, right? But a check showed up that was numbered 17 something. And I was like, that's weird, why the hell

I would have written that check years ago. What, what, what? So I went and I looked online and I saw the check and thank God they photocopy stuff and put it on, on the website. But it was a check. And again, there's going to be someone who's like, you still write checks, dude. Sometimes I have to welcome to running a business anyway wrote this check and it apparently was cashed this past August but originally written in 2022 and I was like what and I looked at this at the name it was a check written into to an employee but someone had clearly stolen it

or hijacked the mail or something, and then literally wrote next to the name of the employee and, or, and then their name. It's totally different handwriting. I've never seen this before. And on the back, it said to be cashed to the original person's name and, or, and then the new person's name in,

in like like it wasn't deposit was like for cash so someone took this somewhere with a check written to someone and then different handwriting and or their name cashed it and no red flags were brought up by the bank at all that's insane no one questioned it I was like what so I the bank, and this was on this past Wednesday. I called the bank like, hey, what is up with this? And they're like, oh, this is clearly check fraud, dude. I was like, yeah, it is.

They're like, okay, well, good news is, if you submit us this little form thing, we can get you the money back, you'll be good. And I was like, awesome, thank you. Like, however, we must close your account now for suspicion that if someone has the money back, you'll be good." And I was like, awesome, thank you. Like, however, we must close your account now for suspicion that, um, if someone has the account information, they could use that to forge checks or do whatever. And I was like, that it's just one check from two years ago.

It's not guys, it's not going to be like, just refund that check. Like, no, no, no, we have to destroy your account and create a new one. I was like, okay, how long will that take? And they're like, oh, five to seven business days. I'm like, oh, I run a business. It is almost Friday the 15th, which is they get paid. Everyone in the business gets paid on the 15th. I need to pay them.

And they're like, well, your accounts already been closed. I'm like, what? Like, we just did it. So sorry. I'm like, what do you mean? Like, so we'll open a new account. We'll rush it though. And the good news is you can just write checks to your employees. I'm like, Oh, hold on. It's all through ADP.

I have a whole setup thing where everyone's getting money sent to them directly direct deposit, all this stuff. Like I can't do that. Like, Oh no, no, you write the checks with your account. I'm like, guys, you just closed the account I would write the checks with. I can't write any checks because the checks relate to your account. I'm like, guys, you just closed the account. I would write the checks with, I can't write any checks because the checks relate to that account. And they're like, Oh, well, could you do a direct deposit through a wire transfer via the website? And like, guys, you destroyed my account. I have no access to any of the information you're telling me right now. You literally went ahead, nuked the account, transferred all the money to a new account,

and now you're telling me that you want me to use the old account to make up for the fact that you did this because my account got hacked, which it didn't? And they're like, well, the good news is, we should have your new account ready for tomorrow, because we're gonna expedite it. The bad news is your card and any checks you would need

would come in a week and a half I'm like, okay, well can I access the website with this information? They're like, no, no You need the card in order to access the website like so I can't do anything right now So I call up ADP, which is like the check services that I use Also, basically to keep in compliant with California because if you run a small business There's like a 8 billion things you have to do and so I call up ADP and I'm like, Hey, here's the problem. And ADP was like, all right, so this is, this is what's going to happen. Either a you wait and everything clears because we already started doing the

paperwork on this and we already withdrew the money and so you're fine. Or B we did not already withdraw the money. And in a few days we will find out and everything will get bounced and you'll know. And I'm like, oh cool, cool. And then they're like, C, ADP, because we want to make sure employees get paid, will front the money to the employees and then we'll just charge you a fee and then ask you to direct deposit to us. So my three and the woman on the phone was like either way you're just gonna wait you just

have to wait. I'm like all right so I can't do anything to resolve this I just have to wait and my three options are one no one gets paid, two they do get paid but everything like you know it's the good one everyone gets paid however I have to figure out a way to switch my account even though I can't right now and to Everyone gets paid, but I have to pay a giant fine based on the amount of money paid off the people of like Cool, so I've just been sitting waiting to find out what the answer is like. I'm just totally screwed and It's been such a hassle. Yeah, that sounds terrible. You got like TMJ of the bank. Yeah, dude.

I honestly don't understand how it got so convoluted and messed up. I literally had the thought that I shouldn't have called about the check till after payday. I was like, I should have just waited. I didn't know it was gonna lead to all this. So yeah, absolutely complete mess. I can't believe, I mean, everyone at the bank was really nice.

They worked really hard to get my stuff resolved, but like the problem was so stupid that even the, the, the woman that was talking to the bank was like, actually, let me contact my manager. Maybe we can just like keep the account open. The manager was like, no, it's been compromised. It counts fine. One check got stolen in the mail and they're like, it's been comp. I'm like, no, it's been compromised. It counts fine. One check got stolen in the mail and they're like, it's been comp. I'm like, okay. And I understand what they're saying.

I get it. It's the idea of they have the routing number and that the account causes on the check, but like, so does everyone else I've written a check to. So whatever it's absolutely stupid, but I have no options, I'm kinda screwed. Yeah, having to deal with bank stuff, especially when it's like fraud activity is always the worst. Yeah, and what sucks is that because I, so ADP, for those who are curious, ADP is a fine service, however every time we talk to them they try to upsell you on stuff, every single

time. And so in order to get them to like, help tried to upsell you on stuff every single time. And so in order to get them to like help me out here, ADP was like, well, we do have a service that we're offering that will, you know, minimize some of the debt. I'm like, fine. Okay. And so as part of that service, they have like strict rules for employees. They have to follow based on California state guidelines. So I literally had to tell all my employees, look, in order to get your money, this is what we have to do now. I was like, guys. So yeah, for, I had to be like a boss, boss and be like, y'all need to be here at this time. Do this. Like, you know,

if you're salaried, you got to do this. I was like, there's no, but we can't play around anymore. I can't be loosey goosey. There are sick days now. Like it's the the way it is before it was kind of like when you're sick take take the day off Do whatever don't get me sick now. It's like there are there's limited like there's things The state requires and I'm like well. This is us now guys This is What a complete mess That is a complete mess

I wanted to bring up The thing that kind of ties into it, but also not really Okay, I can't wait to see how this does or does not so I see a lot of youtubers and streamers where They will like do this for years, and then they'll be like guys I'm gonna quit I'm quitting I'm going to be normal I'm gonna get a normal job and you know this just isn't for me and then like a year later they're like hey I'm back and I've seen this like numerous times and I could just goes to show that the people

that are like YouTube and stream whatever is the hardest job around like no it's not this is this is a fantastic job and especially compared to a lot of normal jobs where I'm sure there's some normal jobs that are better but like not many and I think they realize that after spending some time away I think when you see streamers who have huge audiences and they say stuff like, this is a tough job, I feel like they're dealing with the compounding nature of having to do so much dealing with a large audience. You know what I mean?

Like having a massive, massive like every stream is 40,000 people watching. I can understand that be overwhelming. However, I do not think that's hard. I think that is a difficulty that you have to deal with for being so popular. Like congratulations. But that doesn't mean it's hard. I think, I don't know who said it, but I saw a reaction by I'm not up on streamers case.

So case case, whatever that guy's name is. No idea. And he was like laughing about it. He's like, oh, this job's easy. I'll be real, it is not an easy job. I think it's right down the middle. I think this is a job, and if you do it well, it's a real ass job.

The difference is that if you were to compare this, the amount of work we put in, which is, you know, we do podcast streams, we try to entertain, we try to create something funny or informational for people, we try to like make a good community, like those kinds of things, that requires talent and effort and whatever, but if you were to compare me and what I do to a dude digging ditches or collecting trash or like a teacher Or an architect or literally any other job. I would like you out of your mind. You're out of your mind Like it does not compare Anyone doing this should be so grateful. This is what we get to do and I think you and I very much are 100% I am I have only gotten more grateful as the years have gone on.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I think anyone who's like, this is tough, man, this is really hard, like maybe for you in the moment, but comparatively, no way, no way. Yeah, no, it's like, it's like you said, where it has its, its own struggles and its own downsides and whatever, but like the positives far outweigh the negatives. Yeah, like let me be clear. The reason why I'm pissed about my bank isn't because like, oh, my bank sucks and I hate all this. The reason

I'm pissed is because I have payroll. I am responsible for the people that work for me getting paid so they can live, right? And if they don't get paid, I will feel terrible. And so that's why I'm mad. If I didn't have employees, if I was just Jesse the streamer, and they were like, sorry, you can't use your bank account for a week. I'd be like, okay. You know what I mean?

Like it doesn't, that's not a big problem. I'm just mad because it is a problem for people that I'm responsible for. And it upsets me that the bank's being so obtuse, and they won't help me deal with the problem that would benefit people that are not me, right? And that's the difference there, is I'm trying to get people

who actually are working hard paid. And the Jesse part, the Jesse quotient in this equation is pointless, it does not matter. I will be fine. Right? And that's because again, we are extremely fortunate this is what we do. I don't have to drive crazy places. I'll have to, you know, do a bunch of things for a living. I literally show up in an office, turn on a computer and talk. Yeah. And I mean, like you have to deal with shitty comments but like I'd much

rather deal with shitty comments than real people in the stores. Are you kidding me? Yeah I worked in food service. I worked at McDonald's in high school. I worked at a taco restaurant in college. It wasn't until I was a teacher that I I mean even then I had to deal with students but it wasn't until a teacher that it wasn't like people come up to me and just constantly complain. Yeah. Like most of my young adult life was working at retail things and being like,

I worked at a Ralph's grocery store, stocking shelves. And if you were there overnight stocking shelves and in the morning, when people would come in, it would always be old people in the morning. And if you were still stocking shelves, they complain that you were in the way. Like it's just, it's having had those jobs having had real jobs like there are many people that I promise you who are like it's tough I would love to know what they did before they streamed. Yeah. Because I don't think they did much. No I guarantee they didn't do much. I mean

listen I didn't even do that much before I streamed. I did my like month and a half of retail work and that was enough for me to be like, this is terrible. Yeah, I mean, but you got to experience it and know immediately that it sucked. I feel there are many streamers who, especially in the COVID, you know, 2020 hit,

a lot of people were either high schoolers or still in college and they did it because they had nothing else to do. And now they're, a lot of people were either high schoolers or still in college and they did it because they had nothing else to do. And now they're making a bunch of money and they're like, guys, it's, it's tough. I'm like, no, you're just kind of burnout my dude. Like it's tough because you're doing it wrong. I think you're not enjoying yourself. Yeah. And it's, you know, and I think a lot of people just look at that top percentage of streamers too. Like they're all millionaires or whatever. It's like only the ones that are sitting atop all the websites. Like not the people doing it normally, you know, like they're actually just like,

but the ones on top always get to shine the brightest because they're kind of everywhere. Yeah. So. But that's, I mean, I like to believe they've earned it in some way. I know that's not true. I've watched this tale of, look, I don't know anyone's names. I've just seen things on Reddit as they scroll through. Like there's a dude on Twitch who keeps inviting like random beautiful girls to stream with him and then all those girls like use him and then, but he's fine with it.

Cause it gets him views. But then those girls get more views than him now. And everyone's like talking about it. And they're like, Oh yeah, he brought this one girl from, I think the Philippines out and they like started doing stuff together. And I was wondering if they're dating, but like, and all the comments like, it must be like, this life must be so crazy. I'm like, it's only crazy.

Cause they did that. They, they made the choice. This wasn't like like, this life must be so crazy. I'm like, it's only crazy because they did that. They made the choice. This wasn't like a like a thing that just happened. It's I think a lot of people loved streaming and YouTube and stuff because it used to be like not reality television, right? Sure. And it was like a look into real people like vlogs.

Like back when we started in 2010, 2009, people were doing vlogs. It was like, yo, this is cool. It's like real people just vlogging their lives and do whatever. And it slowly become scripted reality television. It's just become like it's TV, but with a facade of real people. Well, I mean, yeah, absolutely. Once you get past the original sort of newness of seeing people talk about their life, then, and this happened a long time ago, we got What's Your Face? Lonely Girl, right?

Which was, I'm gonna do vlogs, but it's secretly a thing where like, I'm gonna do a big, like a cult is after me or whatever. Like, you know, that was fake. And it's no different than any other, like when you go on a tick tock and people on tick tock are making fun videos and then you suddenly start seeing people, uh, fake it. Same thing with those guy on the street things. There were guy on the street videos and now it's all like, I don't believe a damn one of them now. Yeah. No, it's just people, they realize

that they can make a quick buck or make money scamming people by being like, Oh yeah, people love watching, um, drama. So let's just fake drama. I also know sell out the Tik Tok shops. I don't even, I don't like Tik Tok shop. I think it's dumb. I think it's just an easy way for people to, it's essentially QVC for the younger generation. Dude, I saw one.

I wanted to bring this up. I'm so glad I would have forgotten. I saw one and it made me furious. So it was a TikTok, but it was posted on Reddit and I did not know it was an ad, but it clearly in like small print had, it was an ad on the Reddit post. But the video itself was a guy going around and it was like $100 or whatever's in this box.

And the first girl's like, I'll just take the $100. And then he goes with the guy, $100. The guy's like, obviously I'm picking the box. And I don't know what was in my head where I was just like, well, I got to see what's in the box. And he opened the box and in it was a phone. And the guy pulls it up. He's like, in this phone, every app you'll need in order to make money online.

And then it literally just goes to an ad. It becomes an ad about the apps on this guy's phone. And I've never been so mad. I was like, hold on. They set up a normal tick tocky thing of like money or the box. And then they open the box and inside the box was an ad. And I was like, I hate, I hate this. I hate everything. I just, should I even be on the internet anymore? I don't think I'm having fun. Yeah, it's, I saw a TikTok shop and it was like, I never trust any of them. So I'm like, whatever. But I know people do.

Cause, you know, most people are like, wow, this could be a thing. Like literally my mom is that uh and so she's the the girl in this tiktok shop is like guys i you're not gonna believe this but there's a guy in my office and he's just just like really dumb stupid stinky guy and he's really stinky but then the other day he like came up to me and he smelled amazing and I was like wow he smells amazing maybe I should give him a chance and then like I went back to his place and like we got together and we started making out and it was like oh my god and then he walked away and I said I

gotta find out what this smell is and it turns out it's super perfume with these like pheromones in it and then I was like this did not happen absolutely did not happen the funniest part is I can tell you right now in college oh my god one of the guys on my floor so my floor was I think I've explained before at the beginning of the year it was one half guys one half girls but for some reason our floor was like cursed and by the midpoint of the year, every girl on our floor except two had dropped out. Like they were just gone. The floor was empty.

And so it was a bunch of guys and then two girls at the end of the hall, they each had their own rooms and they did not talk to us. We were like a cursed hallway. Um, but like across, you know, my, it was me and my roommate at the time across the hall was like four guys in a ska band next to them were a bunch of track and field do's. And then next to them was was this guy who definitely pretended he wasn't a Versace because he kept saying his name was Versace, but he was a Versace kid. Right. And so we all would like hang out and do stupid stuff. And every once in a while we'd have like a big dorm hallway party.

And one time when we were there, this guy was like, yo, I'm bringing this girl to the party. I bought this perfume online. It's pheromone cologne. And we're like, okay. He's like, dude, she's going to be so turned on by this. I'm getting some tonight. And we were like, how does that work?

The pheromone cologne is going to just make her want you. And he's like, yeah, dude, I saw it online. This is going to be awesome. the minute he opened it and sprayed on himself it smelled like such stank ass I was like whoa everyone there was like what is that and the best part was the entire time the girl was trying to get with like you could see she was trying not to breathe in too deeply and we were like dude I think you got scammed. He's like no no no I think Maybe didn't shake it up enough, and we're like uh-huh

Dude, I don't trust any of that stuff. That is a pure scam So I googled it And it says the spheromone Cologne actually work and the answer may surprise you yeah, no, it definitely doesn't surprise me. Yeah, there is no scientific data to show that it works and studies have found little to no effect on human attraction and pheromones are scents that come from bodily fluids like sweat, urine, breast milk. They are formed by biological nonverbal communication that can help attract a mate in humans. However, more research is needed to determine how they work in humans.

So people don't even know how they fully work, let alone making like colognes and perfumes out of them. Which like, where are they getting these from? Yeah, I will say that if there's one thing I've learned and I feel like ladies in the audience feel free to respond to this in various forms, but I definitely know every woman I've dated and many women that I know like love a sweaty dude and I feel like that might be part of it. I don't know if it's the idea of like working out and like looking at me so manly. I don't know the vibe. I'm clearly not a woman.

I don't know what's going on in your head. But I do know something about a sweaty dude gets ladies going and that might be part of it. I don't know, but spraying cologne on you does not, that's not going to do that. It just isn't. And I thought it was so, but you know, we were all like 18 at the time. So we just were like, dude, ladies are gonna look,

you know, it's that kind of vibe. Yeah, it's like, I don don't even know where are they getting the pheromones from like they just like craft them in a lab for these things again like not a clue today did they hire like attractive people to sweat into a jar but we're not to be your like your own chemical makeup I guess it doesn't make a lot of sense yeah I've also heard that where like certain smells smell different on different people because of like chemical makeups. Yeah like again your skin your oils all that's it's different it's a different vibe yeah. Yeah so like that would make sense that

it's not it's gonna be like different for everybody so I just I mean listen I assume they didn't work anyway but this really just confirms everything. That sounds absolutely correct. And it's very funny that you looked that up, because I was about to say, like, I'm almost pretty sure it does not work, and it's a foolish thing to do, but confirmed.

I would even go as far to say the people that spray this on themselves probably get a confidence boost and then have a placebo effect of being like, yeah, I'm attractive now, and that makes them more attractive. Yeah. Yeah. That does sound incredibly accurate. And that's a lot of the time when it comes to just having confidence, it's noticeable. And I know it's like cliche, but everyone I know who just has a little flicker of confidence is doing so

much better. And I'll be honest, they're all faking it. Like everyone I know who's acts confident in life is just completely faking it they're obviously a mess everyone even me everyone who you're all pretending because it's like it's tough out there man people got problems but at least you can you know be confident in life you think the snowman and hot frosty use pheromone cologne ah she mixed that in with the snow, yes. That's why he became magic. We're gonna find that out, I believe. That's gotta be in there.

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missing to complete our 50 states. As you have said, sure, yeah. Yeah, so we got a deli waiter, so we're down to North Dakota, Vermont and Tennessee and We did get a request for Cleveland, Tennessee Cleveland I've never heard of Cleveland, Tennessee. I haven't either but here we go Tennessee is Gonna get covered on this show Cleveland, Tennessee there it is. Yeah. Carly, 53 degrees Fahrenheit, feels like 53. Humidity, 94%. Pressure 30.08 inches, 10 miles of visibility.

716 AM, sunrise, 531 PM, sunset, winds at 3 miles an hour, dew point 52. UV index zero, moon phase waning gibbous 10 day 43 tonight 73 Monday partly cloudy Tuesday 66 showers Wednesday 67 partly cloudy Thursday 54 sunny Friday 50 partly cloudy Saturday 54 mostly sunny and, 50 partly cloudy Saturday, 54 mostly sunny and Sunday, 57 partly cloudy. I am looking at Cleveland and it looks like just another American town, right? Got a university, got a whole thing. But I am obsessed with their small town like restaurants, not chains. I'm not looking at you Crackle Barrel or all these other places Sonic Dry. I don't give a shit about you But I'm looking at Stadium Burgers barbecue and wings. They have fried pies, which is the most southern thing ever love that Jenkins restaurant

Jenkins restaurant in Delhi Absolutely love this big fan of any place named Jenkins, which is hilarious to me. When you walk in, there's a car just there. That's great. The city cafe and diner. That place looks amazing. They have a pie counter and a cake counter. Love that farmhouse Cleveland.

Looks like a little tiny ass in the the middle of nowhere, diner, absolutely feeling it. They have a place called Quick Burger minus the C, quick without a C, love this, the burgers look great, they kind of look like in and out burgers a little bit. Oh yeah, there's a place called Spoonies. Dude, this is great. I, yeah, it kind of makes me want to visit just for going to like, there's a place here called Cookout. Doesn't look like it has great ratings, but like, I like a little tiny place that's called Cookout. Cookout, I know there's an actual chain

of places called Cookout. Yeah, look at Poki's music hall and food review. Dude, the food looks like a Southern soul food style, but it's straight up just a music hall. There's bands playing. Oh yeah, I see that. Like, it's a vibe. Although, admittedly, I don't know

what's going on in Cleveland, Tennessee, but Tennessee as a whole is kind of popping off as of late. I know a lot of people who moved to Nashville and Nashville's got a vibe. I've heard there's a lot of people moving to Nashville. Yeah, Nashville has like a solid music scene if you're very into music, not just like country,

it's really blown up as like a music, music scene. There's all sorts of music there. And so, yeah, very interested. There's the little diner on first. There's a little diner and it is on first. Yeah, it's, you know what's great about it is it's not pretentious. Yeah.

Everything I'm seeing is just like honest and I'm here for it Yeah, yeah, you know there's a place named Cameron's right next to a place named spoonies like you were saying like I just That's great. I'm here for it and then mixed in between about eight billion Taco places there are a lot of taco places. I see that I get it Yeah, there is loopies pizza pies loopies loopies or loop highs yeah Rico just a place called Rico that's Puerto Rican food yeah champies world famous fried chicken oh my god champies has an incredible storefront that looks like 40k orcs made the front of that building.

Yes! This looks great! Champies looks awesome. I'd go there, I'd eat there, and it looks like a... The whole place looks like orcs put it together. It really does. I'd go to Champies. They got a massive gumball machine. Yeah, none of it makes sense. The building is like hodgepodge stuff put together absolutely great yeah yeah this is this is an awesome place never heard of Cleveland Tennessee Cleveland Tennessee I would visit you this is great yeah hey look at that good job Cleveland Tennessee you're doing better than Cleveland Ohio

Cleveland Ohio. Great stuff. That's the weather. Alright, let's go to sports. Sports. So, we had football today. Football. Packers beat the Bears, blocked the last second field goal.

I was going insane, can't believe it happened. Lions beat the Jaguars, 52-6. Bears blocked the last second field goal. I was going insane. Can't believe it happened Lions beat the Jaguars 52 to 6 It was a game Vikings beat the Titans Dolphins beat the Raiders Rams beat the Patriots Saints beat the Browns Colts beat the Jets Steelers beat the Ravens Broncos Steelers in first place now Broncos beat the Falcons Seahawks beat the 49ers and the Bills beat the undefeated Chiefs Handing them their first loss and the Eagles beat the commanders on Thursday

Over in hockey We've got the Florida Panthers up top with the Maple Leafs. We got the Hurricanes and the Devils up top We got the Winnipeg Jets still at the best team in the NHL. 30 points already. Minnesota Wild behind them and the Vegas Golden Knights with the Los Angeles Kings right behind them. Uh, over in basketball, we've got the Cleveland Cavaliers at 14 and O.

Speaking of Cleveland, uh, that's's the one that's their one good thing they got going is their basketball team the Cavs yeah yep Boston 11 and three right behind them then you get the Thunder top the West at 11 and two and the Warriors at 10 and two right behind them and then a bunch other teams close behind and that is sports all right what is our fact of the day? Fact of the day, day, day, day. Day. We're gonna stick with the Cleveland theme.

Okay, weird, we went for Tennessee, but we're in Cleveland. Yep, data from the 1920 US census indicates that Cleveland was once the country's fifth largest city. That sounds right. It was part of the whole steel belt thing and it's right on the water and you know if you're doing Great Lakes travel while shipping it makes perfect sense. Yeah. One of the most populated cities in the country behind only Detroit, Philadelphia, Chicago, and New York City. Today, it is 54th. Yeah, I mean, there's nothing to do. There's no jobs.

Once all that kind of died off and we shipped all the jobs overseas, so that checks out. Wow, Columbus, Ohio is 14th. That's the place to be in Ohio, apparently. I mean, that's where I taught. So yeah, plus it's like be in Ohio apparently. I mean that's where I taught so yeah plus It's like right in the middle Columbus is a weird vibe Columbus if you leave Columbus as a city and start driving in any direction Farmland you go north the next big city is Cleveland you go south the next big city is Dayton but then towards Cincinnati like if you go and if you go any it's farmland and it's an hour to the closest next big city. Huh? It's, it feels, I've always said Ohio feels like the UK,

like you're in London, this massive, beautiful metropolis. And then the minute you're outside, you're in like the farm land. And it's a weird vibe. And then you hit another town suddenly and you're like, Oh, it's a city again. It's kind of like that was Chicago too, but on a bigger scale where it's like you're in the city and then you're in corn land. Yeah. I mean, that's most of, uh, that area of the country, right?

All the cities around the great lakes, you have like a bunch of big great lake cities and then the States they're in are kind of all farmland. Yeah. It's wow. There's only nine cities over a million people. I didn't realize that. Yeah I mean that's it's those are the major metropolitan centers right it's that's kind of the I would imagine it'd be very similar if you went to Japan right Tokyo is huge and then you have the rest of the country that's like we are losing people

We got New York at 8.2 million, which is insane. Yep LA 3.8 million Chicago 2.6 million Houston 2.3 million Can you name the other five? These are all in the one millions in the millions. All give me give me the cities you given me before New York LA Chicago Houston all right so we have New York Los Angeles Chicago Houston I would not have thought of Houston but I never really think of Houston sorry Houston um you say You say Columbus was 14th? Yes, at 900,000. I would have thought Dallas before Houston.

Is Dallas in there? Dallas is number 9, 1.3 million. Dallas is 9? Oh my god. So that means Austin isn't in the top 10. Correct, Austin's 11. It was close, Austin's 11. It was close, it was close. You're close, yeah. San Francisco? Nope, that's 17th.

Really? Oh, then San Diego. Yes, San Diego's number eight. I know there are at least two cities in California that are on the list. Okay, that makes sense. I know there are at least two cities in California that are on the list. Okay, that makes sense.

Trying to think of major cities. New York, I don't know that any place in New Jersey, I'm trying to think, in the New York metropolitan area, would it count? Philly, is Philly on there? Philadelphia is number six. All right, okay, I like that. That's good So I'll tell you the next three on this list are all West Coast or near West Coast

The next three yep Which they're in the western half of the United States what the hell uh I got Dallas. I got San Diego. So it is, let me, so it's New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Houston. Then Philly is sixth, what the hell is fifth? And Austin was 11, Dallas was 9, you said? Yep. And San Diego was what? 8.

So I'm missing 5, 7, and 10. I don't know what these would be. I'll be honest with you, I have no clue. So 5 is Phoenix. Phoenix? Yep. Phoenix, Arizona, 1.6 million. Never would have thought, not once would I have assumed that's the case.

And number seven is San Antonio, 1.4 million, almost 1.5. Having been to San Antonio as much as we have, I never thought it was that big of a city. Yeah, it seems a lot smaller. Yeah, okay, interesting. And then those are all the million. Number 10 is Jacksonville at 980,000. They're not over a million. You know, never in a million years would I ever say Jacksonville was in the top 10 cities in the United States for size. It just wouldn't happen. I never would

have assumed that. Yeah, you'd think like Miami or something. For sure you would think Miami. Miami is 42nd the heck. That's maybe it's just cuz it's a smaller area Yeah, maybe no, I would have thought Atlanta would have been higher Yeah, I would have thought that too. I don't even know like Boston maybe Yeah, Atlanta's 37th. That's that's crazy. Yeah, what the heck and then Boston's 25th that is very weird. I don't know... It sounds like it's not true, but I have to believe it. Is there according to the 2023 census estimates?

Insane. That's crazy. Yeah, pretty crazy. Do you have a least populous city? What's the least populous city? Yes, we have... Well, according to this list. This isn't a town, right? So I'm not saying like towns or villages or like cities, things that qualify as a city. What is the least populous city? Out of all the cities of this list, which is 336 cities, Davenport, Iowa is in the last at 100,000. I mean mean that's still a hundred thousand still a lot of people Yeah, it's not a lot like I don't you know it's not a place that I would I'd probably go crazy with nothing to do there

but You know all right. Yeah, that's the little decent. Yeah There you go. That's the fact of the day Okay Yeah. Uh... So there you go. That's the fact of the day. Oooooookay. Has anyone come to us with tears in their eyes, sir? Have they? Man. Heh heh. Wait, this person said, dead illustrious sirs. Dead illustrious sirs. That sounds like us. We can do that.

I'll allow it. To our dead illustrious sirs. I come to you with tears in my eyes, on my knees and hands, clasped together. If you could redo your life over with All the knowledge you have now. What would you do keep things the same or use what you know to get ahead? This is this is a this is this is dangerous because I would want to say I would use the things I know to get ahead but The question is are we starting over in the past or are we starting over in the past, or are we starting over now just being young?

Because if we start over now being young, I still don't know anything more than I would have known. I just have the maturity of someone who has aged. Which, admittedly, if I was a kid and I acted this way, and was like a mature child, people would be like, what a weirdo. Like kids at school would beat the crap out of me if I was like, guys, what if instead of making fun of him,

we all find a mutual ground of understanding and we go about our separate ways and try to just get through school? I would get beat up. This kid's a weenie, get him. Yeah, I would get the crap kicked out of me. But if I went back in time and I was a kid in the 80s and got to re-experience life knowing everything I know, oh I would cheat through life. I would be like I'm investing in this, I'm

investing in this, I will do this differently, I will change this, oh yeah are you kidding me? But what that would mean is that it would then change the course of my life, right? Like I wouldn't be doing this, I'd be doing something else today. Yeah that's the big thing is... And I like this I like what I do here. So I feel like that would you know that might actually not work to my benefit Yeah, no, I agree. I would do pretty much the same except I would probably start exercising and Eating better. Yes 100% Yeah. Oh, no, I would live the healthiest life. Are you kidding me? Yeah, no, I would definitely do that just healthier and maybe a couple money things. Or I'm like, you know what? Maybe I should do these ideas or keep doing this.

It's like, you know, that'd pretty much be it I think. Because everything else, I'm like, I like doing what I do. Yeah. I think, yeah, it's like a double sided, you know, trap a little bit where, yeah, I very much want to, if I could have a chance to redo stuff, I would, but everything I've done both wrong and right has made me who I am. And I feel like that should be something that you take into account when thinking about life and just be like, you know what, maybe it's there's a reason that I all that crap, both good and bad I've done and bad, I've done has shaped me into the person that I am and I like the person I am. So, I don't know. Who knows? Yeah. There you go. Good answers. Good answers. Yeah. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer.

Show me change your life. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer, good answer. Good answer. Alright, next one, our second one. Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes I ask you this question. This is from Robble Rouser who has the Hamburglar's thing. Love that. Robble, Robble. What would be some of the things you would do to reboot the McDonaldland franchise?

Money and resources are not an issue. I wanted to emphasize it was him because he asked the McDonald's question Let me ask you a question. Do we go all in on a theme park? No doubt about it I feel like I feel like we should I feel like we should go all in on a theme park a McDonald's land theme park not just like Trashy stuff at a McDonald's where kids get I don't know like diseases from going on a slide I'm talking a real McDonald's land with real Ronald McDonald will stick it in Florida with all the other amusement parks and it's all just McDonald's

themed now I don't know what the rides would be or why I would go there but I feel like we could get people in the door yes I think so too you need to create a cast of lovable characters or like add to the current cast. I think that the current cast needs like, they need a little juice. Gotta roid them up. Yeah, we gotta roid them up. The cast? Not roided enough, honestly. Yeah, like who's the McDonald's cast right now? Literally no one, because I don't think they have a cast they know they do I mean like of course they do but they don't they don't advertise with them anymore

So I don't know if they're canonical. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's true They don't really advertise with them. You never see advertisements with them, but of course, I'm a child of the 80s So I know it's Ronald birdie Grimace the hamburger Merrimick cheese McCheese, the Nugget guys which remember the Nugget guys? They had the fry kids, the little like weird squiggly fry kid guys. I know all of them, they just don't use them anymore. Yeah, so I mean you gotta bring them back. Oh absolutely, can you imagine the chicken nuggets kids land? It's all the little chicken nuggets, but then all the kids go there come on now

Yeah, and you need they need a ride where you help the Hamburglar steal hamburgers Yes, yes Then you have grimaces ride or you just get really high with grimace Yeah, grimaces ride is just he shakes you it's like a violently shaking ride And at the end you get us you get one of those Grimace milkshakes. Yeah, oh my God, yeah, that's perfect. And then you got birdies, like you can soar through, it's like soaring at Disneyland, but just with birdie.

Yeah, but it's birdie. Yeah, exactly. You got, I don't know what you do for the nugget buddies. Maybe they- No, dude, the nuggets, that's the kids' land. And when you go there, the people that run kids land call the children nuggets. Like, hello my little nugget. And they're like, yuh. It's a whole thing. They can have a whack of nugget. They like pop up. You gotta hit them. Yeah. And then all the food there is just McDonald's and that's easy.

Yeah. But like you do high end McDonald's though, dude. Oh yeah, it's gotta be like top, top quality McDonald's. Like the best you're gonna get. They have a restaurant there that's like, uh, you know, whatever that place, Napa Rose in Disney. But it's like, it's all McDonald's food, but like some French chef is making it. Yeah. Dude, I would eat there.

Yeah, I'd go there in a heartbeat. Le Big Mac. Deconstructed Big Mac. Yes. Can you imagine? We've done a deconstructed Big Mac with a french fry puree and a lettuce. And a Diet Coke reduction. Sounds terrible Diet coke a whole yeah

You know it would probably only last a year, but man would it be fun It would be a hell of a year plus night money was no option so exact you know they got what they wanted Yeah And that's the illustrious service. Excellent. All right, what's our big news story of the day? Big news story of the day. Day, day, day, day, day. The Florida Man games are back.

Oh boy. St. Augustine, Florida. Are you ready to unleash your inner Florida man? The wild competition- No. Well, the wild competition in the Sunshine State is back and it's bigger and crazier than ever. I bet.

The Florida Man games are now for the faint of heart. This outrageous test of strength, agility, and sheer audacity will put you through a series of thrilling and bizarre challenges. Whether you're wrestling alligators, racing lawnmowers, or navigating obstacle courses, filled with unexpected surprises, you'll need to bring your A-game. game. Tryouts are at 10 a.m. November 17th so head over to Hatchet Pro Wrestling at 50 Ellis Street in St. Augustine for a chance to prove you have what it takes. Think you do have what it takes? Don't miss out. Join the ranks of Florida's finest. Florida Man games are packed with wild wacky challenges that test the spirit of Florida Man. Here's some events listed on the website you can expect

evading arrest obstacle course Competitors are chased by police after stealing copper pipes and catalytic converters the goal is to navigate without capture Wait, do they have to steal the catalytic converters first and then escape or is it just the theme is you've stolen one run? That's a good question. I'm not sure Like you got to take it you got a first take it get it unscrewed right So it's like it you know physical challenge of like getting it unscrewed And then you have to run with it and get the hell out of there as the cops chase you yeah No, I agree you need to have that that aspect of it

Weaponized pool noodle mud duel Just a this is incredible. This is incredible This is a muddy jousting competition where participants use pool noodles as weapons while trying to knock each other down. Oh God I Kind of want to see footage of this whenever Whenever this takes place I want to see footage. Oh yeah we need to see footage. In fact I think there's footage of last years. They have a lot of pictures of last years. The Eat the Butt Challenge. I'm sorry what is the Eat the Butt Challenge? By the way the the Florida man games website is literally the floridamangames.com.

And I need to know if they have merch. I kind of want to buy a Florida man merch. Like, come on now. Merch they do. Please continue. Sorry, I'm looking at the merch right now. That's fine, I understand. Contestants race to finish a pork butt platter

in the fastest time to score the highest in the initial bracket. Florida sumo cage match and beer pitcher chug In a chain-link cage competitors try to knock down their opponents or spill the beer Why is it a chain link? You know what it's Florida chain link cage makes perfect sense. What am I saying? It really does Or spill their beer the loser can still earn points by chugging the remaining beer. Hurricane party prep.

Grocery aisle brawl. Participants battle it out to grab the last of the hurricane prep and party supplies left on the shelves. Gator throw. Petters throw gators through a drive-through window to knock down the attendant. The mechanical gator. Before jumping in with the real gator, participants must. The mechanical gator. Before jumping in with the real gator, participants must dominate the mechanical gator. I take it it's like bull riding or

something. Yeah, that's what it seems like. And axe throwing. Show off your skills by hitting targets in the classic Florida man axe throwing challenge. These challenges are designed to be as entertaining as they are outrageous, ensuring for a full day of laughs and moments. This is genuinely incredible. And I feel like we should have or did cover this before. If we didn't, this is our Olympics. It really is. This is, oh my God, look at this guy.

Yeah, every photo, if you're curious what's happening in the photos we're looking at, every single one is dudes drunk. Like just the most Florida ass looking dude. They have a, for entertainment, they have a mullet contest. They have gator shows, gator shows. They have a Ripley's sideshow experience. I just, all the reviews are the most fun I've ever had at an event dude if I would

have known wait the Florida games Florida man games is March 1st do you think we could go to the Florida games would you go to Florida we can do a whole Disneyland a do the Disney World thing too we'll see you that's a no that's a cretin door no okay yeah all right now we'll see we'll see oh That's a no, that's a crendor no, okay. Yeah, all right now. We'll see we'll see it Maybe if I go to Disney world that's what I'm saying Disney world And then we just go to the Florida man games would be bonkers dude bonkers Where's it takes place? Florida man games takes place at st.. John's County Fairground, and St. John's County Fairground

is not near Orlando. Oh boy, that is... Yeah, you know, I think I'm busy. More north towards Jacksonville. That makes sense, honestly. Yeah, that checks out. That checks out. Yeah, I think I'm busy around that time.

That's crazy. Oh, you got your hair to do or something. No, I understand. Yeah, that checks out. That checks out. Yeah, I think I'm busy around that time. That's crazy Oh, you got your hair to do or something. No, I understand. Yeah By the way, the picture I sent you is of Larry Donnelly of st Augustine double-fisting two beers as team hanky spanky and has announced victor of the competition during the awards ceremony The hatchet pro wrestling I looked them up because I want to see what the deal was. And they have coaching so you can like learn to coach. The three coaches they have featured on the site are some guy who looks like he could

be one of our friends, some guy who definitely looks like he tried to do a rap career, and one guy who looks like he is a 1950s boxer. I'm going to send you this thing, thing scroll down look at these guys Abs like one dude looks like it's like come on put him up. I'll fight you see oh My god, he really does This is Man It's pretty great pretty great That is pretty great. That is the Florida Man Games.

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