Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 445 - Crendor Hulks Out

Episode Date: November 24, 2024

The boys are back and this time you wouldn't like it when Crendor's angry! Meanwhile Jesse is jealous of cool kids and the boys take a trip to North Dakota. Also Pelican facts!!! All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://heroforge.com to shop Hero Forge’s 10th anniversary sale. #ad Go to http://manscaped.com and use code CRENDOR to get 20% off and free shipping.

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It's the next Treadmill in the morning! Beep beep beep beep! Hello everybody! Whoa! What did I just say? Hello everybody, exciting welcome the? Is that what came up? You know what, hello everybody, welcome the Cox Cren to show. Well, show here we go, Cox. Everything was going so smoothly, we had the intros going great and then just I fell apart. You really did, you have those every once in a while yeah I think it's cuz I like try to come in guns blazing and sometimes my brain is a little behind my

mouth is that a common cox scenario for the years I must stress this to you before the words leave my mouth I don't necessarily think about what's gonna come out of it. Right? So sometimes that's great for great zingers and one-liners and having goofs and sometimes I say things I'm like boy that made no sense. You'll notice sometimes when I try to give a description of something or tell a story there will be a moment every so often where I'm off the rails and I'm trying to get back on and the story's still going and I'm trying to get us back to Where we need to be but I've diverted down a path that is not where we should be and I'm like, please brain

Help me out here, but I keep talking Because I think if I if I stop talking they'll be awkward. Yeah, that's me every time Yeah, that's uh, Every time. Pfft. Yeah, that's the start of this show in a nutshell right there. Jesse Cox, words come out, no thank good. I mean, that's just the big truth. No thank good. Me brain, head hurt, no good.

How you doing? It's the old Thanksgiving week. We've hit the holidays. We finally did. Yeah, I mean, you know, Thanksgiving for my family, thankfully, I'm very thankful for this, is straight up just my parents and I will go out to get dinner. Yeah. We stopped cooking years ago, and it's been great.

I, as much, look, I love Thanksgiving. I love leftovers. I love all of it. However, there comes a point where after like five days of eating turkey, you're like, I just don't want turkey. I just want a pizza. I mean, you just don't get a big turkey. I don't do the shopping for the Cox family when it comes to Thanksgiving.

I don't decide what they buy or don't buy, but I know what it comes down to is because it's Thanksgiving and everyone has a favorite, right? So my dad likes cranberry sauce his way. My mom likes it her way. And I like mashed potatoes, but my dad doesn't wanna have a bunch of potato stuff. But we gotta have the gravy, and then there's different sort of sides and things.

So it isn't just about the turkey. There's all sorts of stuff. And sometimes it's great to just go out and order your thing separately and not have to worry about, well, your mom made a bunch of mashed potatoes, so you better take those mashed potatoes home. Like, okay, all right. See, we're the opposite.

Me and Toaster Woman do the cooking. And so it does get to that point where we may, I was like, dude, this green bean casserole we made like two years ago is great. We like deep fried the onion strings. We like did green beans. I was like, years ago is great. We like deep-fried the onion strings. I did green beans I was like this little this tastes so good and my dad was like this isn't the green bean casserole I know that's probably because you didn't use a can of Campbell's to make tomatoes. I say mushroom soup and Do it the way that my grandmother used to where look grandma Cox wherever you're at. We love you

We miss you you but my god that that that Kareem a mushroom soup concoction was never good and it will never be good but every year we were like mmm yeah yeah every I would always ignore it because I remember just being like I don't like this and then so finally I was like oh right we made some good green my dad's like nope and so I was like, you know what? My mom was like I can just make the green be I was like just do that. That's Yeah So that's kind of the idea with my parents is my mom and my dad again back to the cranberry sauce

My dad likes the chunky probably real cranberry sauce Yeah, and my mom likes the one literally from a can that when it squishes out She just cuts it into little loaves. She loves that Yep, that's also my dad. He loves the cayenne cranberry. We all every year. We make the Gordon Ramsay cranberry sauce It's really good. I love it It actually makes me like cranberry sauce and then we have to have the shitty cranberry in a can although last year he didn't even eat it we bought it for him and he ate the normal one I was like I don't think he remembers this point. Dude refined taste you finally got him you finally got him. Yeah maybe so might just make him eat that

one this year again if you'll forget. It's definitely holiday season here in LA because there's like traffic normally is bad, but around this time of year, it starts to get goofy. Like just goofy, stupid, where people stop focusing on what they're doing and drive like absolute crazy people. And it isn't my, you know, normally I have issues with traffic in LA, but it is a whole other level and it's stupid things like today just coming to the office to film this. I was driving, everything's fine.

Guy cuts me off, slams on his brakes. I see him looking at his phone trying to figure out where he's going. And I'm like, dude, why did you, you were driving like crazy, drove right in front of me, had your turn signal on turn left left flip that up and then decide to go right I'm like I I You sir suck and then going into parking lots, right? There's all sorts of things, you know Most parking lots have it so at least two cars can be side-by-side as they drive up and down an aisle

No, not in LA all All the giant escalades and the huge pickup trucks and all these, they're all out in force now. And straight up, you know, I imagine it's cause in LA, there's some rich dude who's like, you have two choices. During the summer, we drive our Porsche with the top down and in the winter, we drive our escalade. You know, like that kind of stuff.

It sucks. And so they're taking up, it's like when Hummers were on the road, they're taking up two thirds of the lane, so you just sit there waiting, and they're like in the middle of the lane so you can't get around them, and they start honking at you and you're like,

I am, what do you want me to do, reverse down? No, this is you, you bought the shit car. That's your problem. Oh, it makes me so mad. And there's like 15 kids in the back and they're all yelling at you and you're like, this is why I don't go out You know it's the worst it just keeps getting worse the

Guys on the streets like all the dudes on the street corners trying to get you to buy flowers or donate money or whatever Now have things like it's holiday season have a heart. It's like oh my god It never ends. Oh, yeah Sounds like you love the holidays. Ah you know I Feel like that dude from Ahsoka. I like the idea of it, but not the truth The holidays as a concept lovely. I love the joy They're supposed to be bringing but they never do they never they just bring stress to people and then people pretend. They're fine

Yeah, it's I mean I I like holidays you know they have their stressful moments there's some fun moments but I feel like there definitely is more stress than fun. Yeah it's because there's an expectation to do something to make the best of it to give gifts to you know show love through monetary support or through like thinking of you calling you that kind of stuff. Yeah, it's a lot There's a lot of pressure to fake people be fake all time out there then I got to go to the party be like Oh my god, and Susie. How are you and she's like, oh my god Are you the growing and are you married and are you blah blah? And then everyone deep down?

There's like dad. I can't stay and ain't Susie and Susie's like yeah this dumb idiot came from my sister is like what I I 100% Believe that is a complete accurate thing you just did I have lived that but what's crazier is that and this is good ladies Ladies who are watching I need I need you to give me some info on this. I thought you were just gonna say I need you. Ladies, I need you, period. And I just walk away.

Ladies, I need you. And then we just end the podcast. No, I would love some information on this because every single woman I know, every single one, except maybe one or two, I would say are the most well-adjusted human beings ever on planet Earth. Every single one has this thing where it's like,

oh my god, yeah, this is this person that I follow, I love her, she's so cool, I think she's great, we hang out at parties all the time, I hate that bitch. And I'm like, wait, what? It's like, oh yeah, I follow her, because I hate her so much, look at her, she's so stupid. And I'm like, wait, what? It's like, oh yeah, I follow her because I hate her so much. Look at her, she's so stupid. And then in public, like, oh my God, bitch, you're amazing.

And I'm like, what is happening right now? Why are you doing this? And I don't have answers, and I'll never get a straight answer, and I'm asking you on anonymity of the internet, ladies, what is the deal? Because around the holidays is very noticeable and I don't know if it's very so I'm gonna throw bunks

I feel like it might be very similar to what I experience just in life in general where I don't You know, I'm not a big like party guy and I'm not a big like going out dude I like to explore and travel and do stuff, but getting me to a club is gonna be a tough ask, right? But in LA, there are many, many, many influencers and YouTubers and streamers and stuff. And they all have these cliques, right? Groups that get together, we're the cool ones.

And if you wanna hang out, you wanna hang out with us, cool ones. Very rarely am I getting an invite to those parties. Right. And I think, man, I would love to be invited. I'd love to go. This goes back to the, the goofy orgy conversation we had before. I was like, I don't want to go to an orgy, but I'd like to be invited. Same thing here. I don't want to go to your stupid party. I don't want to socialize with you.

I honestly, most of you I think are terrible people, but the idea that you don't want to invite me hurts. And I wish you would invite me. And I wonder if it's that, that's the similar vibe when it comes to, I hate that girl, but I do like that she wants to hang out. Like, I don't know, but I'm wondering if it's just a human societal thing because yeah, I don't... A great example is this past week there was like a holiday get together kind of thing for a bunch of pretty, I would say, influential people in the gaming space, except these people also have an attitude of like, you have to be cool to hang with us, and if you aren't

collectively cool and liked by the internet, we don't want you here. It's not about friends or hanging out or being a cool friend. It's like a social club vibe. And I was like, Oh man, I really would have liked to have gone to that. And then I realized a few minutes later, like, no, I wouldn't have. That sounds terrible. Again, conceptually, I would like the invite because it's like an ego thing. It hurts when people are like, we don't want you there.

And I'm curious if that's kind of like a FOMO component. Ladies, help me out here. Is there? Because I'm telling you, the amount of people I know who are like, I follow them online or we hang out or we're going to go get lunch, but I hate them is insane. I'm like, what do you mean you hate them? Like, oh, she's a bitch, but she's my bitch. I'm like, what do you mean you hate them? Like oh she's a bitch but she's my bitch. I'm like what do you mean? What are you talking about? I

have no answers. I'm very curious. But I assume it's kind of like the thing I was talking about. I don't know. I'm open to it. With content creators specifically, I think some of it boils down to they don't want to rattle the friend group. In fact, that can also just be a lot of things. There might be groups of friends where they all know each other and then there's like one person where maybe they don't like that person,

but they're like, I mean, if I stopped talking to them, then what if our friend group falls apart and then they kind of deal with each other? Oh, sure, sure. I know there's plenty of reasons. This is less about the reasoning and more about just the internal feelings of being left out of something. You know what I mean? Yeah. And how,

even though every part of my being knows that I do not care and do not want to be involved, I still have a tinge of like, man, I wish, I wish I wish I was there. And I'm curious of that translates into, uh, I as a woman dislike this other woman but I would feel terrible if I was left out of like get togethers does that make sense?

I kinda get it this also just sounds more like a you thing of you'd really have FOMO and don't wanna miss out on things but people aren't inviting you which like what people aren't inviting you? do you want like zoomers to invite you to their parties? oh no! ex- dude. It is not about hanging out with the people. It's about the industry and wanting to be involved with people who are in it.

Does that make any sense? It isn't about like the age or the party or whatever. It's about being like, yo I've been doing this a long time. I feel like I got some cred. But no, it doesn't matter. Everybody we know is like either old or like they have families. Yeah, you're not wrong. It is. I'm just giving an example of my experience feeling this way when and trying to associate

it with something that I think is totally different, right? I mean, I'm clearly not a woman, I don't have those kinds of relationships. I have never once, actually that's a lie, I definitely followed a person that I did not like because we did a thing together, and then I muted them immediately because I'd never want to see them.

It's all right, never mind. Very well. I think what I've discovered is I'm a 16 year old girl Yeah, hey at the times you probably could be It's just you know It's probably like waves sometimes you get hit by that wave, and then you get over it pretty fast Yeah, oh, yeah, I mean it's clearly just a hit by a wave of like man. I'm not cool right It's it it feels very high school. It's like, I wish they would include me in the fun activities, but I realize also that I don't want to do it. But again,

it's the idea of I wish... The orgy is the perfect example. I would love to be invited to an orgy. I don't want to go to an orgy. It would be awkward I would not enjoy it, but the idea that someone's like that guy that's orgy material. That's what I want That's what I want you want to be invited to orgies Because yes, but that you like boost your confidence. You got the ego. Yes, and they're they're like this guy He's gonna show up everybody's be gonna be like, damn, I wanna bang him, he's gotta be awesome, and you're gonna be like, yeah, and then... And then take that, and extrapolate it to all other interactions in this industry. I just wanna be invited, because they'll think I'm cool, and then, uh, I'll be like,

mmm, I can't make it, which is even cooler! Hey, you know what, if you get 40 million YouTube subs, I guarantee you're gonna get invited to plenty of things. Well, I'll work on that. It only took me 10 years to get 1 million. So I feel like I could do it. I could do it. If I could live to be 1000 years old, I could do this.

Yeah, I mean, there you go. I mean, me, I hit 500,000, then I fell you go. I mean me I I had five hundred thousand Then I fell back down to like 480 or 470 and now I'm back to 500,000 So like I've gotten here twice. It's like how in my while leveling series. I've hit 60 twice Don't even know how that happens. Oh because they did the level It's you know when you're around that long this crazy stuff happens Speaking of wow really quickly a must stress to you all right on your phone right now if you have the YouTube app You know how Spotify has the like what you've been listening to the past year YouTube has the same thing with gaming

What you've been watching the past year oh? So you go to your YouTube app and then you click the little compass thing in the top left you go down to gaming and then there right away it says your recap get your recap and you press it and it tells you like you know what did you watch that was gaming and it says for me you watched 70 different game videos this past year number one is Final Fantasy 14 and then hilariously when it says your top five, my top five are Final Fantasy 14, Persona, Elden Ring takes two spots, which is hilarious, and then World of Warcraft. Krendor, I must stress to you, I don't watch that much World of Warcraft content

except for your videos. So literally you are number four on my list of most watched I don't watch anything other no other wow content except for your videos that is what an honor I glad you enjoy I was I'm trying to find this I don't know if I even have it you should so I went to my youtube app I did find badges and I have a badge that says comment love from Jesse Cox hell yeah that's great I mean

that's probably true but no you have to go to the to the thing looks like a compass in the top left I don't see that I'm at the your YouTube app on your phone yeah I'm in my on the home page oh there it is okay all right what is your what is your recap if I'm mostly you what is On the home page. Oh, there it is. OK. All right. What is your what is your recap? If I'm mostly you, what is your I imagine you are mostly wow videos. 20% of my watch time was gaming. Seven different games, but my top was World of Warcraft. That sounds right. My others were wow classic Pokemon Fire Red Leaf Green Unicorn Overlord Baldur's Gate 3.

That's hilarious. That's very good. I want to point out for the record, I didn't know that it would tell you how much time you spent on gaming. This is how little time I spent on gaming. My total overall watch time for gaming was 3.3%. I do not watch a lot of gaming content in my free time. I try to avoid it to be honest.

Mind you, Unicorn Overlord was because I did a brand deal for it. That's what I'm saying. I feel like our numbers are so low that we're just very skewed. Like my top channel was the Grindin' Gear podcast guys because I've been watching them play through Final Fantasy XIV. I watch maybe every other Thursday. So it's not a commitment happening. I watched the stream and I'm like, all right, cool, cool, cool. That's the vibe.

I think my numbers are just too low. It's really funny. Wow, Krendor was my favorite creator. That's really cool. On mine, my top creators were grinding gear, games done quick, Jesse Cox, Final Fantasy 14, Game Awards. And I went to the game, I go to the Game Awards thing one time a year to watch the Game Awards live. Yeah, this is some skewed results, but that's very funny. Yeah, I think I

pretty much only watch a lot of WoW stuff when I'm trying to find mount or like certain like things I got a farm you know or I'm like how do I get Dark Moon Fair tickets fast okay cool like that type of thing I really don't watch that many gaming things either I think it's because I play so many games that I don't I feel like if I'm gonna watch them I'll get spoiled or if I do watch a gaming thing It's something I've already beaten and oftentimes when I beat a thing

The story is not nearly as good enough for me to justify going back and seeing what else people think of it I'm like it. That was all right game like I experienced it. I don't need to see it again Yeah, in fact, I think most of my the most my watch stuff is like sports a lot of sports stuff and then uh Man what else? Sports I got some ASMR in there That physical therapy exercises

I feel that physical therapy exercises I'd learn Giants help So I guess you know those things music for when I stream That's about it. Oh my god by the by the way Apparently I am part of a wow secret I saw you posting about it and then I completely ignored it what what happened so there's this big puzzle in while usually wow does like some big secret things every once in a while like they did it for the there's this one like goat pet I think and then there's one

really big one for the one mount I can't remember can't remember what it was called the the the I remember the goat because it was like you had to do the pentagram thing and black evil goat Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then there was the like unicorn mount. Well, you had to like go into that like crazy maze I can't remember. Yes. I remember that one. You had to do like a hole you could cheese it. I remember that that was fun Yeah, you do like pen and paper and shit so now there's a fell cycle puzzle and they have progressed to day three of 12. And for this puzzle,

you have to go to the statue in Booty Bay, the one I fly by every pointless top 10 and go inside pointless things are treasure. And inside there is a pointless treasure salesman and you can get a golden muffin that says a golden idol in the shape of a muffin. It seems completely pointless and So I'm not actually sure if people I think people are looking for the muffin Like they found that and they found the pointless treasure salesman

And so they're trying to find the muffin and so clearly it's like a nod to my stuff And so everybody keeps showing up on my videos being like where's the muffin? Where is it? And then people are like watching, like they were watching food on tables, pointless top 10 food on tables in hopes of the muffin, like having some clue in there. They're like, we're watching your videos to see. And I'm like, dude, I have no idea.

That's awesome. That's very cool. I love that they're finally doing fun stuff like that and involving the community in a way that isn't like, yeah, we put your name on a belt. Yeah. You know? I always thought that was kind of dumb,

but having NPCs and doing cool stuff like that, especially, admittedly, especially because you've been a part of that community for so long. Oh yeah, it's been 15 years. Yeah, see, this is you getting invited to the party They invited you to the orgy they did and you deserve to be there Yeah, they got muffins. Yeah, they invited you to the muffin orgy and you are there now. Yeah It's deserved deserved if they had it. I'd be jealous for you, and you know what I also got a belt

Yeah, you did get a belt and an NPC in a boat Yeah, I got an NPC in a boat a belt and an NPC in a boat yeah I got an NPC in a boat a belt and now a secret what more can I ask for you know really not much really that is it that's yeah it's really all I want everything else a bonus yep but let's see what else oh my god reading the last week's comments I swear people act like I'm dying there's like I remember crendor told Jesse about his high immunity but now crendor's like dead and someone else is like crendor really doesn't take care of himself he sleeps most of the day he's low in vitamin D first off you don't have my

medical records I take literally I take vitamin D B12 magnesium glycinate and probiotics every day all right so tell me what I'm lowing, okay? And then, I literally go to the gym every day. I go probably more than 90% of the population. I get 7-8 hours of sleep a night just because I go to bed at 4am. Alright, doesn't mean I wake up at like 9. I sleep 8 hours. Okay? I don't wake up like gasping for air. I go to the doctor once a year. I get checked out by cholesterol is good my blood pressure is fine

And just cuz I've got it checked once because I have white coat syndrome now. I check it at home It's like 121 over 79 all right, so calm down I Love I Love that it got you, but more importantly I love the audience is making the call back to you years ago sitting there eating your damn yogurt being like I have high immunity and Honestly deserved you know what get him audience get him listeners. I've been sick three times last five years Get him listeners. He's falling apart. It's not even like I'm getting sick. You can't accept the truth This is I got laryngitis for three weeks. It's not even like I'm getting sick once a week. He can't accept the truth.

Just because I got laryngitis for three weeks. It wasn't even that bad, it's the fact that I just have to use my voice all the time and work so it magnifies the severity of the symptoms because it's making me use my voice that's trying to recover. It's literally like being a marathon runner has to use a sprained ankle and you're like oh maybe you should have been healthier. Like no, you just sprained your ankle. right if you can tell my voice is also doing better yeah no I can tell now you're doing great yeah no it's it still gets a

bit worn out but it's it's what I can actually do things now which is nice but listen I'm just the internet's just like oh yeah most of my illnesses come from me just doing like stupid shit like hitting my head on a counter I could have the highest immunity in the world But if you smash your head into a counter top doesn't matter you weren't immune to ant traps the ants got you dude The ants got me They tricked you. Wasn't immune to ants. All right Yeah

Or like when I strain my I literally hurt myself at the gym because I did a thing wrong so I strained my neck That's not immunity. That's just being an idiot and doing a Improper form yet. Yeah listener. He's not he's not suffering from some sort of immunity problem. He's an idiot, okay Yeah, nor an idiot exactly. Let's analyze your life We'll see who the idiot is You tell me your ailments now, I'm gonna I'm gonna judge you We'll see who the idiot is! You tell me your ailments. Now I'm gonna judge you.

Alright? What supplements are you taking? I bet you're wrong. I heard it on a different podcast compared to the one you listened to that said you're the right one. So it looks like we have compete- I feel like that happens so much on the internet at this point. Someone listens to like one podcast and they're like this is the thing you're supposed to

do and then someone else is like I listened to a different podcast said this. They're like, well, that one's wrong because mine's the right one. All right. Like everybody knows everything, even though a lot of these are just based on like one or two studies. And most of them are like, we need a lot more research or better research or like peer review studies. Everyone's like, no, I just, I read my one study and it said, this is the thing.

So I do that. I take like ox intestine fluid every day. Dude you gotta get that ox juice. Ox juice will get you going. You gotta get your ox juice. Every day I wake up in the morning pour myself a glass of ox juice. Unleash the beast ox juice. In fact I used to back in my 20 I was much unhealthier. Those were my unhealthy days. Before I started going to the gym, I would agree with the comments section then. I'd be like, damn, yeah, I was unhealthy.

I didn't work out. I drank caffeine late. Now I don't even drink caffeine late. I always have it 12 hours before I go to bed to even hit the half-life so I get better sleep. I didn't take vitamin D or like any of this stuff. And in fact, now I take more probiotics, uh, instead of just the yogurt, even though I do have yogurt sometimes, cause you get, it's better. All right.

I must stress to you that I, I, next time I'm there this December, when I'm back at your place, I want to, how many, I want to see what kind of pills you're rocking. Cause in my mind, you got that, right. But Because in my mind, you got that old man tray with each day labeled, and you got a pile of pills in there and you wake up and Tosca's like, I'm going to take your pills. And you're like, I know how to take my pills. You go down there and you pop the thing open

and you take a handful of random colored shapes and sizes pills, you toss them in your mouth and you drink some water. And she's like, Jay, swallow your pills. And you're like, I did. I told you I got my pills. And she's like, okay, remember you got it. The doctor says you have to take your pills. And you're like, Oh, that wouldn't be convenient. However, vitamin D needs to be taken with fat soluble foods. So you have to, it's a fat soluble vitamins. You have to take your vitamin D with high fat foods

like nuts or peanut butter, or it's not gonna absorb as well. All right. Maybe people don't even know that, but guess what? I do. All right. Magnesium, I take magnesium glycinate. You have to take it with the innates

because if you don't take it with a, a citrate's another one, it doesn't absorb as well. And it can make you shit yourself. So you have to take magnesium, whatever innate whatever innate okay and you generally want to split it up so you take like maybe one in the morning one at night instead of all at once because of the way your body uses it all right I feel like at some point this episode we both had breakdowns I broke down because I assume a FOMO and not being 22 and you broke down because random strangers were like you're killing yourself. You're not good to your body

That's the part about it. This is like the best I've ever been to my body Like It's like the earliest I've gone to bed consistent I don't even go I go to bed the same time give or take five minutes every day There's people like like you're trying to convince Jesse goes to bed at like 11 p.m. at one point, then 5 a.m., then 2 a.m. His body clock's all messed up. Yell it in! It's true this past week. I went to bed one night, I went to bed at 9 p.m., one night I went to bed at 11, one night I went to bed at 1 a.m., and last night I went to bed at 3 45 a.m. so

Your body probably like a place spinning in circles. It's about to like fly off the wall Admittedly I went to bed at 3 45 a.m. Got up at 11 16 so I had a good night's sleep. I was feeling good my point my point is I Hate reading YouTube comments. I mean you know you don't have to right? Yeah, but it's like anything You just be like you don't have but you know we told TB. You don't have to go on reddit He kept looking at reddit. He kept doing it. Yeah, you're right. I told you you don't have to go on twitter And then he'd be on there immediately yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right You could have uninstalled Twitter, and then I see you there next day being like everybody this thing's dumb And then you're like Twitter makes me angry, and I'm like I told you that last time.

It's true, it's true. Yeah. I will say one of my favorites I shouldn't read YouTube comments thing every so often I'll go like read a comment to see like how a video is doing and I was looking at a scary game squad and one of the comments was literally I hate that Jesse's a part of Scary Game Squad. That's my own channel! What do you mean you don't want me on it? It made me laugh very hard. What are you supposed to do about that? Like, I don't know how to help you, my dude.

That is pretty funny. It'd be like going on your own YouTube channel and someone's like, God, I hate the Jess's in these videos Right? These videos would be great with a little less Jesse. That's the vibe. I was like I don't know what to do for you You're asking the impossible. That's like years ago I remember being in co-optional and I went down to the bottom of the section some guys like great Not another Cren optional shitcast

That's cool. Ah The people that don't enjoy fun. I see I see yep. There's a lot of those But oh here's a question all right. What do you think about when you're falling asleep? Oh? Man, so that's why I listen to Rain noise or like car driving noise. The other night I had on, uh, someone, I guess, just got high up in cyberpunk and just pressed record

for like eight hours. And it's just the street noise of cyberpunk. And I was like, perfect. Love it. Great. I need something, some sort, I don't want talking. I used to like podcasts and I'd listen to that, but then I'd listen to the podcast rather than just go to sleep and I would stay up later.

So now I just have random noise that isn't just because that drives me crazy too. I'm very hyper-focused on like, this is what I need. If I don't have that, if I'm listening to music or there's just silence or whatever, my brain will start being like, okay, what I need. If I don't have that, if I'm listening to music or there's just silence or whatever, my brain will start being like, okay, what do I have to do tomorrow? What if the, like, what do we do today that needs to get done? I'll just sit there because I've got nothing going on.

And I finally have a moment eyes closed to just think about stuff and not add my life away and I'll be like, okay, tomorrow I need to do this and I have to do this. But then I have to do this other thing and I get it. Okay. So maybe you should plan. I had to start getting in my head about like stuff, nothing existential or weird, just like mundane tasks that I probably during the day should be thinking about. But I'm such like, got to keep moving that I won't focus on, but I will do it then because it's the one time I have pure downtime.

I see, that makes sense. And so I silence it all by putting on rain noise and I'm like, ahhhh, and then I go to bed. I see. Yeah, I kind of like that too, where you can start overthinking and then you stay awake. Like that is bad. Sometimes though, what I try to do is like I'll try to think of ideas. I'll be like, I'm gonna plan out my, like, plan out a video idea or a book in my head or something. I'll like start thinking of ideas and that helps me go to sleep. But I can't think of like planning actual events. Like I need to wake up and do this because that'll keep me awake.

That's what I'm saying. Like I will say, okay, tomorrow I have to be up at nine and I have to do this, this, this, and this. That will make me stay up later because I'll be worrying about this, like, all right, well, I gotta be up at nine. So I just have to go down. I need to close my eyes, lay there, turn on some beautiful rain noise

and go to sleep immediately. Otherwise, if I'm not asleep immediately, I will be up for like an hour and a half just sitting there, I'll pull out, like do all the things you shouldn't do, like I'll pull out my phone, I'll like lay there and I'll toss and turn and like start thinking about like,

oh, okay, I gotta deal with Thanksgiving and that's on Thursday, like things that do not matter now. You know? Right. It was getting in my head. Yeah. I think I read something where it was like the more you think about falling asleep the

worse it is. Which is why like. That sounds right. Whenever you're, one of the tactics they use for people trying to fall asleep is they're like try to tell yourself that you want to stay up and you're actually trying to not fall asleep and that actually makes you fall asleep faster. It's like a weird brain trick. Interesting. You know what? I won't pretend that that's fake because having heard the uh if you want to stop hiccups tell yourself you're not a fish and it working I honestly

I don't know what's real anymore. I don't know if that's real it 100% works I thought it was stupid and I couldn't believe that was a thing I was like no no that's not a thing and then I got the hiccups was like fine I'll test it and I went you were not a fish you were not a fish you were not a fish and I stopped hiccuping. All right, I'll try that next time. I don't know if it's, like you take your mind off, I don't know what it is, I don't know what causes it, but what I was told is that it's some sort of primordial thing where it's like fish out of water syndrome

kind of vibe and you just have to remind your brain. It sounds insane, it sounds crazy, it totally worked, and I've had other people do it and it's worked for them too. And I must stress, it's nonsense to me, but sometimes you need a little magic, I guess. So best cure for hiccups. If it's not going to be that I'm letting you know that the internet's not going to tell you that it, when I was told it, I thought I was like, you're a crazy person. You are this girl was like, I'm telling you, it's real.

I was like, no, that's stupid, you're crazy. She's like, try it. I was like, okay. And yeah, it worked. And I felt like I got told some ancient wisdom. I was like, no, no, that can't be real. It's like being told that your next door neighbor's an alien. Like, you don't believe it,

but Steve definitely has a UFO parked in the front yard. I, okay, there is some guy that did say it worked for him. There's like nine people that upvoted him. I have to do it for myself. Then I'll be like, all right. You have to. This is one of those things where you have to see it for yourself.

This is like, you know, any sort of weird anomaly thing where you're just like, look, I gotta see it. I, I, I want to trust you. I do, but you sound like a crazy person. I get it. I'm with, I'm where you were. But I mean, is this like a placebo thing? I don't know. Great question. I have no answers about that. I'm just letting you know I did it and it stopped. Is it cause and effect? Who knows? Is it because I said you are not a fish and maybe like my breathing changed? I don't know. I have no answers, but I'm letting you know it happened. What didn't happen is us watching hot frosty, so we're gonna watch that next week.

We will. It'll be our post Thanksgiving celebration. Yeah, it's probably better for post Thanksgiving anyway. Yeah, we can't do it before. We got a primetime holiday season. Yeah exactly. So speaking of... oh god I don't know. Advertising. Holiday season? Holiday season, yeah that's the one. I thought you had it but you did not. This holiday season, get your friends and family of the nerdy persuasion, something they'll totally love, with Hero Forge Custom Miniatures. Hero Forge's 10th anniversary sale is happening right now through the month of November, so you've got but a few short days to get in on this. Celebrate the 10 years with custom character creation by crafting your own tabletop miniatures with dozens of fantasy species and

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All right, let's go to Trump's got to save the sky CRENDOR has that traffic out there. Oh God, traffic is terrible. There's a big backup because Santa did start shaving himself and the hair is falling from the sky It is causing a massive Massive backup people mainly just confused at what it is doesn't look like snow or rain that is because it is Santa hair Thank you Thanks crendor lot of Santa hair lot just everywhere lot of saying that's Harry

I mean he does like it does probably grow it it out you know the entirety of the year. Yeah like polar bear. Yeah. It's crazy. Speaking of crazy let's go to weather. Weather time. I believe we are down to just North Dakota Vermont because we did Tennessee we are going to do the first one that pops up which is Garrison, North Dakota my hometown sucks so Garrison, North Dakota

Good sell great sell it's home to the Dickens Festival where the in the weeks leading up to Christmas the event turns the community of 1500 into a quaint Victorian town from the era of Charles Dickens the town even bought an old dull old red double-decker bus from London dubbed the Queen Elizabeth You can tell this is some small town America yes that like the fact that the Queen Elizabeth is like the thing is pretty funny It's like eating family dinner dinner out on the funny. It's like eating family dinner, dinner out on the farm. And it's like, you hear about the Elizabeth's it's coming to us. I must stress to you, there are exactly two pictures of Garrison

that I can find online that are better associated with the actual city. The first one is the main street, which appears to be leading directly into what I think is a corn silo. And then a giant picture at the Garrison North Dakota Memorial Mini Park of Wally the walleye. A giant fish. It's walleye. Home of Wally the walleye is what it says. They left that bit out. I knew Wally lived there. Currently

it's 12 degrees, feels like negative 3. 79% humidity, 30 inches of pressure, 10 miles visibility, 8.04am sunrise, 4.59pm sunset, 14 mile an hour wind, 7 on the dew point, 0 on the UV index at a waning crescent moon phase. 10 day. It's going to be cold. 15 mostly sunny, 17 on Tuesday cloudy, Wednesday 17 cloudy, Thursday 9 degrees partly cloudy, and the rest of the week is just 7 degrees partly cloudy, 4 degrees, 5 degrees, 10 degrees, 16 degrees partly cloudy. So it's just cold and partly cloudy.

It is maybe 1500 people, but they have a golf club like the Garrison Golf Club. Oh, yeah. How many people are members of the golf club? It's a good question. Because around it, I'm looking around a lot of national parks. Not a lot else. There's a, an ice cream parlor. I do see the Four Seasons restaurant and ice cream parlor. And I must stress to you it click on it.

It just looks like some dude's home. It really does. I mean, some of the food, some of the food I definitely eat and some of of the food I know Gordon Ramsay would be like, this is garbage. Oh yeah, some of the food does not look good. Some looks like pretty decent. Yeah, I mean, there's a, you know,

I'm looking at these onion rings, they look great. The onion rings look delicious, but there's some hamburger thing here that I'm like, I don't know what the hell that is. Yeah, some of the, like a lot of the breakfast stuff's pretty good, but I mean, you know, you know yeah, yeah mess up breakfast Yeah, the breakfast stuff looks delicious. It looks like solid diner food, but then you know you're like what the hell is this thing? Is that a taco? Why is the taco a brown on it?

I Know about that one What is that? Yeah, it's... I don't know about that one. I think this one's chipped beef. They also have nachos for some reason. This place is all over the place. There's also Ye Olde Malt Shop and Eatery.

Hold on now. That could be... Yeah, I see Ye Olde Malt. Here's the thing. People are wondering, Jesse, how are you and Krendor finding these places so quickly? I don't think there's many other places. It's hard to... When Krendor says, I found a place, it's on the same street. It don't think there's many other places. It's hard to when Kendra says I found

a place it's on the same street. It's right there. I've only seen these two places. These are the only two. And this also looks like someone's house. Yes. It looks like actually it has sort of a nevermind. The more I look the more I'm like it just is some dude's house. But the front looks like a diner. Absolutely. And it has a, the more I'm like, it just is some dude's house. But the front looks like a diner. Absolutely. And it has a very old, like, I'm looking at what I think is a cherry pie and ice scoop of ice cream like that. Sometimes that's what I want in life. There's also a chili dog that doesn't look very good. Yeah. All the ice cream based malt based pie based things look delicious, but I'm looking at what appears to be a fish. So maybe a catfish. It's probably a walleye

It may be they killed Wally. Uh, it does it looks kind of here's what I'll say about about Our beautiful country that we have yeah when you start to get into the middle of America, the food is... when people make memes about American food, that's what they're referring to. If you're on the coast or in the south or in the north, you're getting all these different food experiences from all over the world, and it's very international. But the minute you start to get into the center of the country, it is straight up just like,'s your fish and the fish looks like that is black I don't know if it's mostly blackened it does not look yeah it looks yeah the chili dog looks like they took a hot dog and then scooped like week old chili on it yeah it looks bad it does not look great yeah

here's how you know in the southern part of the town, the only other restaurant I found was Dairy Queen. Yeah, I see that as well. And it has a 4.3, which I don't think I've ever seen a Dairy Queen ranked that high. Ever. What's crazy is we found in that one really small town, it might have been another one of the Dakotas, I don't remember. But remember how it was like a burger restaurant and Chinese place all in one? Yes. And everyone was like, we traveled from miles around

to go there. That's also part of America, right? That's true. We can sit here and be like, Central America, what a mess. But that's also part of it is the little gems that exist where it's like, yeah, we're doing the mess, but it's delicious. Yeah, no, there's a lot of hidden gems in there,

but you do get a lot of random diners. They have Java's Lair? Yo, what's Java's Lair like? Because it looks like coffee shop plus game, like board games? That kind of slaps. That's pretty cool. For our listener who... Oh yeah, they got food and stuff? For our listener who lives there, do you visit this place? Because because I'm looking at the food this place actually looks really good. Yeah Java's lair seems pretty cool Yeah, like it's got desserts and board games and things to play like this Probably is slapping if you're a little nerdling stuck in the middle of North Dakota

Yeah, this is like the type of place you'd find in more of a city suburban area Yeah, this is like the type of place you'd find in more of a city suburban area. Yeah, I absolutely, I would hang out here if I lived there. This place looks great. Hand-cut fries, four bucks? Get out of town. This is a steal. This would be the place I'd go to after school if I was a kid. Well, that's the weather. Alright, let's go to sports. Sports. Uh, I'm gonna reverse it this time. We'll start with NBA.

Cavaliers, 16 and 1 1 they actually lost the game. Boston 14 and 3 the other good team and then Warriors are 12 and 4, Thunder 12 and 4, Rockets 12 and 6. There's actually a lot of bad teams in basketball. In hockey looks like the Winnipeg Jets still the best team. Minnesota Wild, New Jersey Devils up there. Golden Knights still good. Maple Leafs. Maple Leafs are going to blow it in the playoffs. Doesn't really matter. Then football today. We had Browns beating the Steelers on Thursday in a snowstorm. That was a fun one. RIP. Yup.

We had Minnesota beat Chicago in overtime. Detroit beat Indiana or Indianapolis. New England beat, or no, Miami beat New England. Tampa Bay beat the Giants. Dallas beat Washington in a shit show game, Kansas City beat the Panthers, Tennessee beat Houston, Denver beat the Raiders, Green Bay beat the 49ers, and Seattle beat Arizona. And we're starting to get a little playoff picture, so that'll be fun. So I'm excited. I love sports, and that's sports. I can tell. I can tell.

You're a big sports guy. Okay. sports and that sports I can tell I can tell you're a big sports guy okay uh Grendor what is our fact of the day fact of the day day yep that looked that one up a day yes I forgot that in my list of tab things the American white pelican can hold up to three gallons of water in its mouth. Is that, I mean, why does it do that? I actually don't know. I mean, cool fact, but why does it do that? For what purpose? Is it because it scoops up fish and is like, you know what, screw it. I'll take the water too? Or can it just get the water in there and then for what purpose?

Because you know how when you hear about some animals that eat rocks and you're like, why do they eat rocks? And then you discover it's because it helps with digestion, like the rocks mash up the food they eat. So like, what's the deal with the water? This says pelicans do not store fish in their pouch, but simply use it to catch them, tip it back to drain out water and swallow fish immediately. So you're right. Look at that. So they don't, it's less of a, we like water and more of a, it's a living. They duck, they fly down, scoop up the fish and then sorta like lean over and the water trickles out while they eat the fish. Yeah, I think so. Plus, young pelicans feed the,

by sticking their bills into their parents' throats to retrieve food. You know, not a fan of that. I mean, I understand it, I get it, I don't like it. Never have. Not a fan of the pelicans. Not a fan of any birds that like puke up food so their kids can eat it. It's a weird vibe. That is true.

I wonder how many eat it. And you're like, oh, okay. I wonder if they're like the only animal that does that. I know it probably is not the case, but it's the most prominent one that you constantly see where, you know, mama birds will open their mouth, the little baby birds will pick out of it, and you're like, ew.

Like, can you imagine humans doing that? Like, that'd be crazy. I mean, I guess that's the difference between a bird and a person is that we're mammals. So we have milk, right? But which is, I mean, literally it's the same thing though. You know what I mean? Like, you're still, it's still a parent feeding the child. It's just a different bizarre way. Like the more you think about it,

the more you're like, hold on, you do what now? If I was an alien and I landed on earth and you said, well, how do you feed your children? And you say, well, we develop an entire industry around feeding children, be it various vegetable based mushes or mixed milk drinks. But originally a child would suckle on the teat of a mother and the alien would be like, what? He's like, yeah, yeah, you milk the parent to feed the child. They'd be like, huh?

Like a cow? Like the cows? Like, yeah, kinda. They'd be like, what? It sounds crazy the more you think about it. I mean, everybody do a lot of crazy things, you know? But then we just normalize it because it's just happening so often. I mean yeah it's it's a natural thing it's what it is like I'm not saying birds puking up like it's gross

but it's what they do right right um but it's just very funny to me that it's like yeah humans do a lot of gross things too. True they really do. We just accept it like yeah, that's what you know. It is what it is. That's your fact of the day. Alright! Has anyone come to us with tears in their eyes? They sure have. Dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes over the years you have shared with us stories of the Yule Lads the Christmas log and the Christmas cat but have you heard of Gryla the mother of the Yule Lads and her lazy no-good husband Lepoludi

I feel like we talked about this, but I don't know that we've deep dived. Maybe that's what we have to do As we get closer to the holiday season as we get closer to the end of the year. Yeah, I feel like once we get to the Christmas episodes, we will...we need to do a deep dive. Yeah, I need to know more about her husband or whatever the hell this guy's name is. Yeah, we'll do a... We'll do a... Lulaloli. We'll do a full on Cox and Crendor that's just a Yule Lad deep dive.

I'm here for it. Yeah, because we've done the Yule Lads, we've done the Yule cat, we've done the Yule log. What other Yule creatures exist? Yeah in fact give us many Yule things. Yeah send us your favorite Yule thing. Yeah or similar things. Then we also have dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes and a hat in my hand I come searching for wisdom Jesse Perfect, this is good, this is a good one, I like this Jesse, has your journey into holo-cure led to a deeper interest in the hololive vtubers as a whole or is it mostly limited to the game? I am interested in the concept of what's going on and learning more if only because I'm curious,

but if you're asking do I intend to watch a bunch of it, I'd barely watch streams as is. I'm not gonna be like, guys I'm super into it, to the point where I'm gonna change my entire personality and only focus on watching streams now. Like I got my own streams to do. I got stuff to do. No, I don't. I barely have time to look at streams any normal day. However, I am super interested in everything they're doing. I'm fascinated by all of it because it seems very in-depth in a way that I was not expecting, but also absolutely hilarious to me. V-tubing, as least from what I can tell, V-tubing is the equivalent of creating a

D and D character where you spend all this time making a character, designing a look, creating a backstory, having all these sort of in community things. You do all this stuff, but then when you actually play, you're just playing a game or talking and it's just you. You know, like you're not like, I'm the shark girl all the time. You're just like, I'm the girl talking to you. But it's really funny because it's the same way in D&D

where you make this character, it's like, I'm Gorgonoth the Impaler. And my backstory is my family was killed. But 90% of the time you're not doing that. Oh yeah. You're like, what should we do? Should we investigate this bank? It's like, wait, what?

Why would Gorgonoth the Impaler care about this? But it doesn't matter, because you're part of the group thing, and you're having fun. So it's interesting. I'm really enjoying exploring that space, because I have zero knowledge of it. Same thing with them. So a great example is Arcane just wrapped

up and I went to the finale event they had. And while I was there, I hung out with a dude who's like very into the lore of League of Legends. And I was just picking his brain like, so what's this mean? And how's that work? And what's this thing? What's that? I just like knowledge. It's just who I am. I've always been a history person who's like, so what's this mean? And how's that work? And what's this thing? Well, what's that? I just like knowledge. It's just who I am. I've always been a history person who's like, tell me about this. What's, why does that happen? What's that about? So I will always look for it if that's what you're asking. I'm invested enough. I think a lot of people see that you play something or whatever and they're just like, oh man, you must really enjoy like getting into the the scene of that. Like if you play this you must watch all these YouTubers and

streamers and be all that and it's like no. I like when you do this for your job it's like the last thing I want to do is spend my off time just like watching a bunch of people unless I'm like researching something that I'm going to implement into my own things that I do. Yeah, if I have complete downtime, I might put on a stream. But when I turn on a stream, it's usually late at night. And the only two people I know who are streaming are you and Octo. That's it. No one else is on my friends list at that time. And I'll watch the two of you and then be like, OK, I'll go to bed a bit and then I'll just, you know,

turn it off. But I'm not sitting there for hours watching. I'll watch for like maybe an hour if I got nothing to do and mostly that's you on in the background doing kaizo and then me cleaning my apartment and then I'm like, all right, I'm done going to bed now. That's really it. Yeah, I think that's what I usually use it as background. There's like a few streamers I'll put on while I'm like, I'll be like, I gotta find things for I usually use it as background. There's like a few streamers. I'll put on while I'm like I'll be like I got to find things for pointless top ten I'm flying around looking for stuff or like that type of thing, but then I'm like alright. I gotta go do stuff Like that's what I expect most of my audience is doing anyway

Yeah, and I'll say for the record most streamers are happy just to have you there and watching Interaction is awesome bless when you do it, but it's unnecessary. Just being present is fine by me. Yeah. And that's that. All right. What is our big new story of the day? Big new story of the day.

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for the first time ever. It announced in a press release that the McRib will return starting December 3rd. It's also introducing half gallon jugs of the McRib sauce, calling it a whole lot of McRib sauce. It's what it says in the bottle. I mean, it's straight, they're telling you what it is.

Literally says it, yeah. Quote, the McRib is more than a sandwich. It's part of culture. I don't know aboutib is more than a sandwich. It's part of culture. I don't know about that. It's a legend. It's an event. I mean. It's more than a sandwich.

It's got the materials that come in a yoga mat. It's everything you need. Chief Marketing and Customer Experience Officer Tariq Hassan said in a statement, McRib season is a holiday unto itself. So we wanted to embrace that spirit and give fans an even bigger way to celebrate with a whole lot of McRib sauce. Sure.

Yep. Sure, yeah, yeah. The McRib consists of restructured boneless pork patty molded to resemble a miniature rack of ribs along with barbecue sauce, onion, pickles. Restructured pork product is a miniature rack of ribs along with barbecue sauce onion pickles Restructured pork product is a great way of saying we mash pork bits into a mold it sure is We stay with cramming into a mold and make it look like pork I still remember you ate that on live here on air on that one episode true

Look if it's if it's in Chicago when we get there I say we eat it during the show. Sure, why not? Someone just brings us McRibs and we make ourselves McCocks and Crendors and eat them. We could do that. No, we need to make the Chaluminati people eat Cocks and Crendor. I just showed them for the first time the secret menu. Davis was in the office, he did not know damn now Each one of them has to try a different thing Yeah, that's early the mcgrenor I

Get it let me crendor is great solid solid deal right there Customers can order the McRib on the McDonald's app in restaurant and at the drive-thru The jug of sauce will be available online purchase only starting November 25 While supplies last each jug is 1999 Additionally McDonald's will release its McRib themed holiday jingle boy Called it could only mean one thing McRib is here the seasonal tune will be available to play on all streaming platforms Yikes

I don't think I'll be listening You don't want to listen to branded holiday music Nope sure, no understood understood and That's your big news story of the day. Oh Understood understood and that's your big news story of the day. Oh

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