Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 447 - True Grift

Episode Date: December 8, 2024

The boys are back and this time the boys Crendor has many questions - mostly about if Jesse every crapped in a bag. Also Crendor is back to talk Arcane, again. But don't worry he isn't the only one with a beef, Jesse is going in on grifters. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://manscaped.com and use code CRENDOR to get 20% off and free shipping. Go to http://dietsmoke.com and use code COX to enjoy a $50 welcome gift plus 20% off your entire order

Today's episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Manscaped is going to get you looking real good for the holidays. Also today we're brought to you by Diet Smoke. Diet Smoke is going to get you feeling real good for the holidays. Now let's jump into this podcast. Good morning! Good morning! Alright, Captain Long, Long, Long, Long, Long! In 4 hour and 40 minutes to the morning! recording Beep beep! Wake your ass up! It's that Cran-Dyneil in the morning! Ahhhhhhh yes. Uh oh, yeah?

I don't know, I was just saying that. Like, ah yes, we're back. I know, yeah. Ah yes. Hello. Hi, hello. How's it going? Good, good. I just now remembered that when we were playing Path of Exile 2,

I told you I'd tell you something during the podcast, and boy, I can't remember what it was. Oh, yeah. What was that? Oh, wait, I think I kind of remember it was something about eating food McRib. Oh, right, right. Yes.

Yes. So this week, I think I mentioned this before on a previous episode, but we got a bunch of McRib sauce sent to us by McDonald's. I assume because of our delightful menu, the Cox and Krendor secret menu, I don't know, but we got a whole thing sent to us. Big fan, think that's ridiculous.

My plan was for Patreon, we would make homemade McRibs. Right? So I went out and I bought pork. I bought onion and pickle and buns. Did the whole thing. The buns were whatever I could have gone. I probably should have spent my money on the buns. But the pickles were just pickles we had in office and I got an onion and chopped up the onion. Anyway, so we made these pork patty things that look kind of like a McRib

and we put them in the oven, we let those bad boys cook, and then we dumped them in McRib sauce. And then we took that and made McRibs the way they're made at McDonald's. And I'm gonna let you know, I think everyone in the office got sick. Oh boy. I don't, everyone was in that bathroom And I'm gonna let you know I think everyone the office got sick Boy I don't everyone was in that bathroom tootin farting and doing all sorts of stuff

People are like my stomach feels weird, and I'm just gonna say That is exactly how I feel after eating McRibs, so I feel like we got the experience Yeah, I think you really did. It sounds like the sauce may be the secret. I think so too. I think the sauce might be the thing. Yeah, definitely all day had a like brrrr with my stomach and was like, what is going on? But yeah, was it good? Does it make me say, man, I love the McRib? No, not really. But it was an experiment and I'm happy I got to do it. But we still have half a thing of McRib sauce and I'm thinking, what else could I do with

that? I don't know if I'd want to do much with it after hearing that. Yeah, again, part of me wants to do it because it's fun, but the other part of me is like, man, we all had a problem. With that said, while everyone was eating it, devouring it. Some of the office folk here had like two of them, three of them. So I'm just saying, at the time everyone seemed to enjoy, but later everyone was like, oh, that's wrong. and that sounds exactly correct

So well that's good Well, what else you do is your holiday buildup going here Good the my house is all boxes. Nice. Yeah, went out this morning, got brunch with my parents, that was very nice. Went to this place called Edgemar in Santa Monica. Edgemar.

Very good, very good food. All the reviews said it was great, so we went to go try it out and it was delicious. So, big fan of that. But it was, you know, it was just food. Most of my life right now is packing my entire apartment's boxes. I'm taking it very slowly, but stuff's getting in there.

My living room, all boxes ready for a move. Life is good, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I will say though, I am perturbed. And I'm just gonna put this out there because I wanna get your reaction to this. This is almost along the lines of you complaining

about league, but it's me complaining about human beings. So I don't wanna call people out by name. I'm just gonna say there is a guy that I think we all used to know, at least when I say we all, I mean you and I and probably people, our peers. We all used to know at least when I say we all mean you and I and probably people are peers we always know and he became kind of a scammer you know in that sort of weird grift verse that exists on the internet where it do whatever it takes to make money and it's really upsetting me because what happened now is Dude straight up is doing the like I found Jesus and Through him I've understood the wickedness of my previous ways

And if you only donate to help me and it's what sucks is that it's like watching people Be grifted again, but now it's people that are just very religious, probably people that are older, who are like, well look, he changed his ways. Of course we can support him. I'm like, no, that guy did not change his ways. Don't, no he didn't. He just switched his grift.

He went from being a guy, like it's the exact same, oh dude, I saw this video, it reminded me of the exact same thing. There was a girl who you used to show up on uh like dude bro podcasts where her whole shtick was I do only fans and I love cheating on men every boyfriend I cheat on I I love that attitude it like makes turns me on to cheat on men and then the next time I see her online is she's like I found Jesus and he really helped me and now I preach on my streams and I no longer do OnlyFans I do this other thing that's very similar but it's Jesus

based and I'm like you can't you're just literally what happened is you said a bunch of shit that people hated you for and in order to get them to like you Like guys that was the old me the new me is religious, and I corrected my ways So give me money, please and I'm like what it always ends in money away with that It's always about money. Yeah, there's there's something going on. It's like that quote I don't know who said it. I don't know if someone just made it up or stole a booze Like if somebody shows you who they are believe them. Oh Maya Angelou. I believe said that yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, and so and that's It's right. It's driving me crazy. I've seen a lot of it lately and honestly. I think it's because

Admittedly I've been cutting back on Twitter usage, but Twitter as an algorithm, I don't know what's happening, but you know how it has people you follow, but then a stuff we think you'll enjoy. If there was a way to turn off the stuff we think you'll enjoy bit, because that's where it all is. That's that entire feed of shit that I'm like, why is it set? I don't want to know this about this person. I already didn't like them before

and now I gotta deal with like knowing they're even worse? I don't wanna know that. And yeah, it's starting to get real weird over there. And so this week when someone sent me a email that was like, your X account has been hacked. If you don't want it to be removed or whatever the hell they said, they said it was flagged or something. And they're like, If you don't want it to be removed or whatever the hell they said, they said it was flagged or something.

And they're like, if you don't respond by clicking the link below. I was like, first off, that's the laziest scam I've ever seen my entire life. But two, if you honestly think I care if they shut down my ex account, I don't. I was like, oh, no you've set me free Permanently liberated me. Oh, no Absolutely nuts I could and it's that yeah, I just keep seeing this stuff over and over again It makes me really upset that people are really will do anything for money Yeah, oh they They very much will and you'll find out. I'm just going on the internet at any point has been like guys I eat 500 packs of soy sauce and see what happened to me like the people literally do anything Yeah, I ran out of traffic, and here's what happens. I got hit by car

like unbelievable It really is quite upsetting It really is quite upsetting. I'm like, all right, cool, thanks for letting me know, internet. Here's the thing, I don't care if people do whatever it is they do. We've been in this industry long enough to know that people change and their jobs change and what they do online changes. We know several people who have changed their YouTube persona five or six times over the course of two years. Like it's a thing that happens. That's fine.

I just don't want the internet to be like, look, see, don't you enjoy? I'm like, no, mute. I don't want that. No. And the fact that it keeps happening makes me so upset where I'm just like, all right, grift all you want. I'm so tired of it. I don't care anymore, but I don't want to know about it because it's just going to make me upset. I'm just like, grift all you want, I'm so tired of it, I don't care anymore, but I don't wanna know about it because it's just gonna make me upset. I'm not gonna be chill with it, watching you actively grift people. That's not gonna make me happy,

you're like, go get them tiger. I hate that. And what sucks is knowing people that are in the industry with you and you get to see them do, we'll just say, we'll just say one guy who, you know, was very popular in the gaming sphere. And then, oh, I don't know, several years ago,

got caught in a bunch of, he drugged and raped women charges and then disappeared for a little bit, only to return as the griftiest grifter who ever grifted. I'm like, bro, how does no one see through this? It's whatever, it makes me so upset. Yeah, I can tell. I hate when, it really drives me crazy. I just don't want to ever deal with it,

but the internet's like, please, look at it. I'm like, no, I don't wanna. There's varying degrees of it, right? Like, there's like, oh, this person is just like a shitty person, and then there's like this person actually did bad things, and now they're like, like what you said, you know, like actual crimes, versus like, you know, maybe they have shitty opinions or something but they haven't done any crime like there's varying degrees of shittiness yeah absolutely but it's I think it's the the veneer of I've changed and the reason I've changed is because I found religion and the grift is so sad because it's basically hey those of you who are religious,

you believe in the power of forgiveness, forgive me by donating money. And it's like you are absolutely specifically targeting group of people who are pre, have the predisposition of wanting to forgive you because it's like the basis of their beliefs right and it's like anyone can change and I think we better and it's like watching you griff them is so upsetting to me and it's like what they did probably was

they're like man I've made everyone angry what's an audience I can take advantage advantage of and they're like yes oh, here it is. Yes, yes, this is an audience who will forgive me or cherish me by saying I have changed. It's very similar to when people switch political persuasions. If you're one way and then you switch, suddenly you have a whole new group of people that like you and it can change your whole

attitude and demo. You join the new club? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, same with sports teams, all that stuff. You join the new club, and now you get to start over. But it's just, for some reason, it always upsets me when it's a religious thing, because it's like, yo, I promise you, the people giving you money do not have the money

to give you right now. And they're doing it because of belief and of faith that like, you know what, this is the right thing to do. And you're using that and it makes me so upset. Yeah, like these are their deepest core beliefs that like they've faced their entire lives around and you're trying to take advantage of that. And you're manipulating them.

It drives me crazy. And it sucks to watch because you know it's happening, but because they're in a new sphere now and they get to start over, air quotes, they get away with it. And it's really upsetting to me. I do not like it. But I also don't like using people ever.

So if we do anything together, if you and I do something together or I do something with the Scary Game Squad guys or whatever, I am actively like, okay, here's the deal. We're gonna do this thing. It's a brand deal. We're gonna split it three ways.

Like we're not gonna argue over who did what or who did the most, it's just we're gonna split three ways, that's it. Yeah. Just cuz I don't want anyone to ever feel like I've manipulated them or used them in some way. Yeah, no, I get that. I get what you mean. I think that's because you're a good person, really. And I even tried to be like a cool bad boy, false. I'm not. I'm the biggest goober who ever lived Yeah, no you're I mean me and you aren't gonna start like cocks and Cren coin and then Pull the rug out dude. I didn't I forgot that even happened this week. That's how much this week has been crazy. Yeah

And like that that's been done before numerous times and people are just like nah dude the hot to a coin That's it's gotta be good, and it's like wow look another scam who would have seen that coming except. What's really funny about that Yeah, I mean yeah, everyone saw it coming, but what's really funny about that is you're right It has been done before and I think what happened Which is super interesting, and I'd love something we're gonna get a deep dive from someone on the internet. It's gonna happen. But I think what I noticed is that everyone who bought early tried to do what was done to them. Like crypto, especially meme coins are get in early and then dump on the people who get in late.

And that's how you make your money. And I think what happened here is everyone who got in early didn't realize they weren't the early ones. There was actually people that got it early early and then they got dumped on and they're pissed about it. Yeah, yeah I think that's what it is. I mean that's all crypto is. Same with NFTs. If you can buy a thing and then convince other people it's worth something and then sell that thing to them you make money and they lose. It's essentially like snake oil

salesmanship just like no you need this thing dude it's unbelievable. Yeah like conceptually the idea of the Hawk to a spit on that thing coin yep is the goofiest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. Why would you when people like I lost my life savings, like okay, you gambled your life savings, my friend, that's on you. Yeah, no, most crypto thing, it's essentially just, it's gambling, at the end of the day. Absolutely, and they thought they were gonna get one up

on people by getting it early, and within 10 minutes it crashed. 10 minutes, that's crazy. And all that means is that someone got there earlier, which they did, she gave coins or whatever, I don't know the full details. But people bought in early, early. And then they all sold. I mean, that sucks. Isn't this just like insider stock trading? Yes. Oh, absolutely. It's the same reason why people will follow government officials

to figure out what their stocks are. And the minute they trade something or buy something, people will buy too. But it's allowed because it's crypto so you can't regulate it. It's unregulated and that's what you get. You want an unregulated market, you got it kids, enjoy. I don't mind that it exists but I would never get involved. No of course not but the idea is that there are many people who have made a quick buck right and now they're driving their Teslas and they have like crypto bro on the back and I know this because there's a dude of my current apartment

complex who has that and it cracks me up because he's just it literally just says like crypto for the license plate but it like that, but it might be a zero, you know what I mean? And then it's this red Tesla, and the back of it has a little thing, like a barcode to scan if you want to go view his wallet or some shit, it's crazy. It's like pure braggadociousness,

and this guy just being like, look how much money I have. And that's fine, good on you, but it convinces other people to buy in. it's like when you see someone win big at A casino and you're like well that could be me Yeah, it's I'm not a big gambling person anyway Neither am I I've said on this podcast many times. I only lose I don't win See the thing is like well I

Don't like gambling with real money. I like gambling with my sanity, right? Like Kaizo Ironman's kind of gambling, Blood Bowl Warhammer's kind of gambling. But like, that's all it is. It's like I'm rolling dice for getting RNG, but I'm not losing money over it, right? So mount farming, like it's once it's like, oh, I'm going to bet my actual money that I've earned and like up it's gone it's like not thanks but like you know just doing my normal Warhammer and kaizo and all that that's just you know it's like

having fun it's just RNG there's no loss involved again aside from my mental health and I don't even like doing that I don't like Gamba on you know I will get pissed if I roll a two you know be like this is stupid This is dumb. I hate this so I need some form of control, and if I can't have control. I don't stress it So the idea that I have perceived control of rolling a die and something happens if it goes badly I will blame myself for that. I'll be like you're so stupid. You're so dumb. Jesse. You could even roll right That's why people that would keep being like do you think Jesse would ever play blood ball again? I was like God no No, never play that game again. I would be a salt monster the entire time. I would it would be unbearable

Yeah, no, it's just everyone no one would have fun everyone be like Jesse's kind of a dick Yep And I'd yell at people and be like you stupid you guys suck Yep, and I'd yell at people and be like you stupid Suck this game sucks the devs suck everyone suck yeah, and then the next day I won't have remembered any of it. It'll just be a like an outburst of rage, and I'll be like So we playing again. You guys would be like go away, dude. You're so toxic. It's like Like me with our game By the way some unbelievable comments our last episode listen all is my favorite comments so good

All say somebody was just like if you change the way you think maybe you'll like it's like that's like me saying if you change The way you think you like watching NFL football like you're just gonna like the things you like I will say here It's not wrong though if you change the way you think Like it's just it's hard to do that If you change the way you think you won't drink anymore Wow yeah That's true that I think that's a lot of self-help books to be honest the thing is like I think I was I was overly Harsh on it all right. I was memes really

Partially out of my emotion tied in the League of Legends I mean listen I played I've played League of Legends for 15 years so like I have a lot tied into that and that's where a lot of my emotions and things stem from so of course certain champions are gonna like make me think different things however I don't think it's a bad show I also like didn't really give it a fair chance like I I you know I watched a bit, I skimmed some, I was like this isn't for me. Which really that's where I should just stop. It's like you know what this isn't for me. Sure. And then move on. Because you know if

somebody tries to watch something that I like or do something I like and they're just like ah this is dumb I don't get it. I'd be like oh so I get it right hey that's that should be the main thing I'm just like you know what yeah it's just not for me what a walk back dude what a walk back I can't believe I'm not walking back completely I'm still you folded you folded before the internet you want a coward you've got that walking back I still think that goes down so I ban echo every game all right. That's all I'm saying. I still have my my beliefs, but I'm just saying I went a little too far, but

You know I'm not gonna harp on it again. I'm not going on another arcane right. No You don't I mean like please that would be terrible if you did There was look okay. There's one comment. Those like a friend was gone on so many rants lately I'm like I literally went on like one rate. Maybe my health by my health was a rate. That's any like an incorrect rate though It's literally just my health. I Couldn't think of any other rates. I Don't know I must stress though. I'm here for crendor rants. They are my favorite rants and when they're League of Legends based They're hilarious. So I do not care not care in fact I am four more of them if you want to yell about like a certain type of player you let me know if there's a character you really hate

go in I don't care I have no skin in the game if you're like oh I hate everyone who plays edge lord I'm like yeah, I know those guys suck I mean I see all the other characters on whatever with like I played Vi for a while Vi was cool Caitlin I played for a while like it's strictly echo, and it's like mid lane somebody was like oh of course crendor bans echo mid lane He's bad, and I was like I Just did I just found him annoying listen. I got the, alright? That was top ten percent back like four years ago. Now it's like top thirty because they moved like gold up to plat plat. They like switched around the rankings, but I was top ten percent and then I was like this is not worth it.

It was like driving the insane playing to a level of like getting to plat and I was like that's all. I just wanted to prove to myself I could get the plat and I was like I know did you do that by yourself or did you get in a group? No by myself Damn, so you really are a platinum player. Yeah For is like the lowest plat you could get but you know what I got there, and I played strictly Heimerdinger and trundle That was it. It was Heimerdinger. Who is trundle Heimerdinger and Trundle. That was it. It was Heimerdinger and Trundle. Who is Trundle? Heimerdinger I know, I've seen Arcane. Dude.

What is a Trundle? If they make a Trundle show, sign me up. Okay, Trundle is a troll. And he goes, time to troll. And he just walks around with his big ass mallet. And you just jungle with him for the most part. I think he played trundle top too, but yeah, he's just a troll with a big mallet. Bless.

It's cuz he's so chilly. I'm looking at him right now. Yeah, no, I love Trundle. He's a little ice troll. He also looks very much like one of the early World of Warcraft units that would have been in Dota that he's moved over. He kinda does, yeah. So yeah, I would love a trundle show, but yeah, I played Heimerdinger Trundle, rode it all the way, great time.

Except for being insane. I'm glad that happened for you. Yeah. So yesterday on stream I was talking about the longest road trips, because there's some people in my chat that are like going on road trips and they're like, I just drove forever.

And then they're like, what's your longest road trip? I think the longest road trip I ever had was to Ohio. And then actually, you know, I think me and my family went to Virginia. My dad was like, we got to see Williamsburg one time. We were like, OK, so that's probably the longest it took like a few days but like in terms of like my own trip Ohio was like five hours there and back in a day I think that's the longest I mean that for you that seems fine yeah that seems like a Quendor trip I've done cross-country multiple road trips so like I, when I was younger,

I remember going to Florida when we lived in Ohio. So that was a long trip. I think I was like 21 straight hours driving. Cause we were going like all the way to the bottom of Florida, not like, you know, the top. And then I remember going from Virginia to Pennsylvania, I think that was eight hours. When I was, oh man, when I was in college,

a girl I was dating at the time, she went back home for winter during the break, and I said, oh, I'll go visit her, but it was too expensive to get a plane, so I took a bus, and that was 20 hours in a bus from New York to Chicago. That was crazy, dude. That was the worst, never doing that again. You know, 18 year old Jesse,

he just wanted to smooch up on a girl, you know. And then, when I, in 2012, I moved from Louisville, Kentucky to California and that was three days of driving almost nonstop and that was crazy. The only time I stopped was, I spent one night at a hotel I really like in Albuquerque, New Mexico that I loved. I stopped there early. That was it. But then I did the exact same road trip for my parents and that took five days because they only wanted to drive six hours a day.

And so that just took forever. So that might be the longest road trip I've ever taken. But like because they did that. Right, because they wanted to. But oh yeah, I mean I've driven to San Francisco from LA and that's five to eight hours depending on traffic. I do that, I've done that a few times. Yeah, one time I drove to JP's wedding, which was from LA to somewhere in Texas.

That was the thing I did. But I did that mostly because I just wanted to break. Like I took a week off and just drove. So I didn't do anything, I didn't stream anything. I just took time and drove through the desert and that was pretty fun. I stopped at weird places. But yeah, I've done it frequently.

I'm a big fan of the open road. Yeah, I mean, I'm more curious about that bus trip. What happened? Oh boy. What happened on that bus? Um, God, this would have been, by the way, the year 2001 maybe? So um, maybe it was 2000, the year 2000. It was one of those years. It was definitely one of those years. And it was winter time. And so my girlfriend at the time was like, hey, I'm going home to hang out with my mom, but if you wanna come visit.

And I was like, yeah. So, and I wasn't doing anything during that break. So I was like, yeah, sure, of course. I went to go look for flights. The flights were too expensive for me. So I went to look for a bus and the bus was almost as expensive for the flights, but just cheap enough that I could afford it,

but still way too much money. And it was a Greyhound bus and I can't remember how many stops it was, but it felt like we'd stop once an hour at a new bus stop, and we'd get someone else on board. And essentially all we did was go from the 90 in New York to the 90 in Chicago. We just went the 90, right?

And the entire time I was just stuck in that damn bus and it smelled and there was a bathroom, but the bathroom broke halfway through because someone went In there and like messed around. I don't even know All I know is I went to bed took a nap woke up and the bathroom was broken and I was like what the hell and Then so we had to go to the bathroom that every stop we had so we take a little bit longer and if I didn't have to go I just sit there and wait for people who did have to go and What ended up happening is my plan was I'm gonna go visit this girl for the weekend, but the bus took so long

I arrived I had exactly 22 hours to spend there and then had to get on a bus to go back. Oh It sucked it sucked See did all that just to like be there for like a day and then yes. Yes. We thank yep Wow that was it was a terrible choice, but uh Sometimes you think terribly when you think with certain body parts and so Yeah, yeah, I was there was yeah 18 year old Jesse live in his best life I Would have loved to meet 18 year old Jesse just to like see the differences.

Not much of a difference to be honest. If anything I'm more weathered and I'm smarter. Like I would never do that now. I'd be like you know I'll wait. I'll wait for you to come back. But yeah no there's no other difference. I'm basically the same person. I don't think I've done any,

the only way I've matured is emotionally. The rest of me, I'm still, still a goofball. That's a truth. Yeah, yeah. Not much else has changed. But I will say at the time, all my friends were like wild people. All theater departments, I'm going to say this as a, I'm going say this as a, I'm gonna generalize, but all theater departments in all colleges are horny as hell.

Like everyone's hooking up. Yeah, and it's very horny. And so it was that kind of vibe where everyone was like super horny. Again, for those who are curious, which girlfriend was this, Jesse? This is the one who had four other boyfriends that she'd never told anyone about.

So that was real fun to discover. I was like, what? She's like, yeah, but you're the newest one, so really, I'm cheating on all of them with you. And I was like, that's crazy. What are you talking? That's the one you took the bus for? Yes, dude, yes.

So again, this is all learning experiences. It's all life lessons is what it is. And then you learn something and you're like, all right, well, that didn't work out. And if anything, it's made me a better partner in relationships where, if you can tolerate the fact that I love to work and do my stuff, the rest of me is great.

I'm very good at being a good boyfriend now. Now, it took years. Some might say 20, 30 years, but here we are. You're right. Yeah. Like how when you said wild friends, I thought of like barbarian, animalistic people running around in a forest.

I mean, it's very similar. I had two friends who started dating each other, and they, like, friend A will call him, he could not keep his hands off of her. Friend B will call her, she could not keep her hands off of me, and it made it weird. That is pretty weird. Where she would, like like rub up on me and touch my knee and stuff and I was like, what's happening?

My roommate's right there, what's going on? And I never knew how to react to it because in my mind I'm like, what are they going for here? What's happening? And it was always weird. Years later I discovered that she was like, I was waiting for you to ask me out. I was like, you were dating my friend at the time. She's like yeah, yeah, but who cares?

I was like what is happening. Yeah, so that it was a whole thing. Oh Yeah, yeah, I told you was weird as wild so they did he know was he just like Oh, he was in the room. He'd see it happen dude They would at a certain point we all kind of lived together And they would have sex in the shower. And one time I had to go to the bathroom so badly, and they were in the shower and would not let me in to go to the bathroom because the door was locked,

that I had to take a dump in a plastic bag, dude. It was rough. It was a rough year, okay? Living with college roommates is rough. I was outside the bathroom, like, guys, you've gotta let let me in I gotta go bad and they were like making noises and stuff completely ignoring me and I'm like fine I'll do it in a plastic bag so I did hey walked it out to the trash

like a dog I had to do what I had to do man that's fair enough yeah we we had a nice long talk afterwards. I was like hey, maybe leave the bathroom open They're like wait, so you would have just like guys. I don't care what you were doing in there I had to go to the bathroom so badly. I would have been like do what you got to do I'll just be here pooping. I don't even care. Okay. I don't even care That's uh the other any other time you had to shit in a bag or is that it? No! Never! Alright, just making sure. No, never! That was it! That was the one time!

That's why it stands out to me. It's also why I don't live with roommates. I do not. After college, I never have lived with a roommate ever since. I refuse to. Yeah, no, it's... I couldn't imagine living the college life. Like, it sounds terrible to me. Well, I mean, everything that was me, that defined me, ruined by college roommates. Everything. I found the single greatest pornography film ever

in the year 1999. It was on my computer, it was amazing. And my roommate at the time, freshman year of college, got viruses on my computer and we had to delete everything. And that video is gone. And I'll never find it again, Krendor. Never. Like, you know, stuff like that. You know, very important things to me. I feel like I remember that story too. Yeah, because it affected me greatly. Yeah, I can I can tell I was like

It was beautiful. You don't understand man. It was perfect and yeah ruined I was gonna ask your opinion. Oh boy game awards. Oh Yeah, what about them because I Already knew what you were probably gonna be voting for here. Oh yeah? But I was curious what you thought I would be voting for. I am curious about your game awards. Which categories are you referring to in specifics?

Well, first up, game of the-hmm and as you might have guessed I would vote Bellatro here's the thing I too hope for a Bellatro domination only because I know the internet will lose its mind and I need that I have become so bitter towards portions of the internet that I just want to see people get angry

yeah because like here is the thing metaphor are are you Fantasio? metaphor refontasio is an incredible game maybe maybe the deserved best game of the year but I still want Pilato to win. I have never played it. Dude I don't think you'd enjoy it it's just like a JRPG it Dude, I don't think you'd enjoy it. It's just like a JRPG. It's like I mean then I don't like JRPGs Oh, yeah, it's very story heavy. It has like really cool mechanics, but the only thing I think you would like is that every five days you can go to the bathroom on your ship And if you do get plus luck, oh, that's pretty cool Oh, yeah, so the more you go to the bathroom the luckier character becomes

I think it's very silly and very crendor, but most of it is like weird Jesse Cox stuff yeah All the like enemies must say villains, but all the enemies are inspired by works of really weird art and things like that It's very me. I don't think it would work for you, but it's a brilliant game I don't think it would work for you, but it's a brilliant game Final fantasy I'm totally down with winning but like also out of the two remakes of Final Fantasy 7 they have it I like the first one better. So I don't Okay, and then I don't think a DLC should win even though it has one in the past DLCs have one before so not have a DLC category

DLCs have one before. How do they not have a DLC category? It doesn't make sense. I actively ask that on geekenders. Like they have, just make a DLC category. They have a category that is strategy sim and then they have another one that is I think just strategy.

Yeah, it doesn't make sense. They have eSports. And if you can have that, you can have a DLC category. They got an eSports category. I'd rather have a DLC than an eSports.. I'd rather have a DLC than an eSports Sure, oh big big same big same. Come on like the amount of DLC that's out there I Did it's mind-blowing they don't have a DLC category Yeah, and also I think it should be recognized when a company creates some sort of downloadable content that transcends normal DLC

You know yeah Yeah, exactly. It's, plus, it's not even like a full game. Like, you can't play just that. You have to play the other game to get to that game. Exactly, and I mean, if it was Miles Morales, which is, you know, a standalone, then sure. You can include that for Game of the Year if you want, standalone.

But yeah, this, it doesn't make any sense. However, again, other DLC have one Game of the Year. Right. So, you know. Which is done. Agreed. Black Myth, Wukong, I played that, it was fun. I don't think it's gonna win, but it was fun. I don't think it'll win, yeah.

I wouldn't say it's Game of the year, but it's fun Astrobot I still want to play astrobot. I wouldn't mind if astrobot wins. Astrobot I think will not win, but my god is it such a good game It should win best adventure platform or whatever the hell that category is that's a that's a solid game and then Bellatro dude back in February when I got a cold, and I was just like, eh, I'm just gonna chill here, I got downloaded Bellatro, because I saw some people playing it.

I played that for like two weeks straight. That game was phenomenal. Bellatro is an amazing game. I have never played Bellatro, but I have watched, I'm gonna say 40 hours of Bellatro content on Twitch. Late at night, I would watch Octo play Bellatro for like five hours. Yeah. I'd be like, God, this game's so crazy.

I'd be like, how does that work? How does this work? And thank God he's patient and would tell me. But yeah, I've never played it and I think it deserves an award. Yeah, no, it definitely needs to win something. I just think it would be funny if it won game of the year Agreed agreed especially since all the comments already were like really bro a card game

Yeah, I was like go play that card game dude. Let's see what you think. Yeah, go play it. Let's see Listen it's just all these things are Everything's just subjective is the the thing with award shows, right? So it's like something wins. Like this is a subjective opinion. It's like my arcane opinion. It's subjective It's not like this is set in stone I saw some people act like that's an objective thing like you're an idiot Cranes opinion on Arcane is subjective, but his reasoning is what makes it very funny.

You must understand this. The fact that he's like, oh, I hate Echo players is hilarious, like that's very funny. But being like, I don't like Arkane, yeah, all right. No one says you have to. Yeah, it's the same where TB used to hate puzzle games. And so he'd like give his opinion on puzzle games and he'd be like, this opinion on puzzle games and he'd be

like this is garbage but then he'd be like don't take my opinion seriously because I hate puzzle games right yeah and so if somebody doesn't like something just be like oh they definitely don't like it so I'm gonna take them seriously I wouldn't take me seriously absolutely absolutely and I mean like for Dragon Age is a good example of a game where I know I was enjoying because I made a character that hit every single check mark I had. And all I did was jump kick guys off of cliffs

and that was laughing the entire time enjoying. That is not going to be your experience if you play the game and you don't do exactly what I did. So ignore everything I'm saying and if you wanna play it, play it. And if you don't, then don't. But don't, you don't do exactly what I did. So ignore everything I'm saying and if you want to play it play it and if you don't then don't but don't you don't rely on me you're an adult maybe potentially. Yeah we did play Path Exile 2. Yes we did and that was super fun very hard though. Yeah that was fun definitely it's definitely harder playing multiplayer when they they

increase the health and everything because I went back and did that boss That we did the next day and I I died like two more times than I killed it Sounds right. Yeah, it's it's definitely easier so But I'm on act two now, you know, and I'm loving it. It's great. I mean I fought two bosses There's like a two boss in one. That was crazy. I got more skeletons is awesome.

That's fun. I mean, like it's a very fun game. So I completely understand why the hype for it is as big as it is. I'm enjoying it. I am over here playing Indiana Jones and is the most Jesse experience I've ever had. I'm loving it. I will find a new area and it'll be like new riddle to solve. I'm loving it. I will find a new area and it'll be like new riddle to solve. I'm like yes and I'm digging through ancient

tombs and I'm putting shit together and I'm following beams of light and Indiana Jones is like oh jeez damn Nazis are over here. I'm like yeah let's go beat them up Indy. It's great. Yeah I tuned in to you playing it because I was like this is definitely a game I wouldn't play but I would watch you play and it is I treat well one thing I noticed that I didn't like is I hate the motion blur I Did I don't notice it while I'm playing but when I was watching through the footage to put up as a VOD I noticed it was like oh, I probably should turn that off Yeah, it's like when I was should turn that off yeah it's like when

I was trying like this game would give me some sort of vertigo headache or something like just yeah I did not notice I did not notice while I was playing it at all and only watching the VOD was like whoa okay yeah so eventually VOD stuff will stop having motion blur but yeah no clue why do games even have motion blur? Why is it on by default? It feels like it's never going to be anything. Graphics reasons? I don't know. I'm sure there's some reason for it but I don't know what it is. I'm sure it's the same reasoning behind people with the weird blur stuff on their TV that everyone's like please turn off. Oh yeah the soap opera effect? Yeah everyone's like turn that shit off dude yeah no it's it's kind of fun at

like first you're like go that's kind of neat and then you're like all right this is I don't like this yes you want any it's like when um they tried to make the oh what was that the Hobbit movies oh yeah really really high frame rate and that just looked like dudes in a play. Yeah, it did. It was really bizarre looking. And again, you're like, why do we do this? I don't know, to test it, to see what would happen.

And we all saw it was not good. Yeah, it's also, they also made a 3D, I forgot. Yes. Remember when that got- Although, if you want, no, not only, do not say do you remember 3D, because Mr. Michael Davis's I believe whole personality revolves around the fact that he has a collection maybe the largest in the world of 3d movies

Yes, 3d blu-rays. He has like multiple pairs of glasses, and he will constantly invite people over to watch something in 3d That's insane. I don't know he was that big of a 3D buff. He loves 3D. 3D and Game Boy is that man's wheelhouse. Well isn't there the, you could have the 3DS with the game, I guess it's not Game Boy. No, no, no, that's too new. That's too new. He likes normal old Game Boy and 3D movies. Huh. That's, that's definitely something. He likes normal old Gameboy and 3d movies That's That's definitely something it is something and honestly it works for him that man has a little Gameboy with him almost all the time He's always hyping up his three. He's like I got a bunch more 3d movies like hell. Yeah, dude

It uh the Gameboy color is like old old Gameboy. I think Boy? I think it's the old Game Boy. Like the brick. Yeah, he went out and bought that Game Boy printer, I believe. Oh yeah, I had one of those. I remember that. Yeah, he's collecting the Game Boy stuff. I'm here for it. Honestly, I think what I discovered about Davis

is he really likes that sort of early 2000s, late 90s tech where you could see through it. The plastic was see-through. That was pretty cool though. Yeah, they used to do it for all sorts of stuff 2000s late 90s tech where you could see through it the plastic was oh yeah that was pretty cool though yeah they used to do it for all sorts of stuff and then stopped for some reason I don't know why yeah I don't know it was just that they had the the Mac books used to just be that too yeah you get the different colored backs it would be green or orange or blue we used to have that in

my high school yeah so we had my high school too yeah that's where I learned most of my computer stuff ironically was on a Mac and now all I use is Windows yeah which you're still better off than most kids today because they don't even know how to use a computer these tablets and phones I mean I guess that's what everyone thought the future was gonna be but you can only do so much. Eventually you will hit a limit of what a tablet can do versus having a computer that can do a billion other things. Yeah, well plus just the navigation of like the PC,

Mac, whatever it was, like file system and like all different things like tablets and whatever. You're just like hit app, app open, close app. Like, and then there's like settings you can go into to like notify or whatever, but it's like very basic as opposed to like figuring out an entire user interface. And I'm fascinated by the idea of bigger games going to mobile. So a great example is, and we've had a bunch of these before, like there's been Assassin's Creed and stuff and I've never looked into them to see how they changed it but in my mind I'm like okay I can understand. Final Fantasy

14 is making a mobile version and I don't know how you make a MMORPG into a mobile game. Uh, I mean. Because you have to control movement, but also you have multiple abilities. I mean, there's probably games that do that on phones now at this point. I've seen some games. People play, I mean, people play like FPS games and crazy stuff on phones. Sure, but that's pool trigger. I'm trying to think like, mechanically, as someone playing, how do you use the abilities? How do you fight the raid bosses? How do you, you know, there's so many mechanics I don't understand, I'm very curious how they're gonna do it.

They'll have to, I don't know, dumb it down? I have no idea, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know, there's gotta be some sort of. I've seen people do MOBAs, but MOBAs are four buttons, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's true. You're moving and then you have four attack buttons but an MMORPG is like 12 14 buttons yeah I'm not sure

there's got to be something they'll figure out for sure they there's something they've thought up I'm curious how that will work yeah I'd be curious too I'm not gonna play it but I mean it also goes yeah I'm not gonna play to, but I mean it also goes. Yeah, I'm not gonna play to there I don't play mobile games at all, but it goes to show how little I know of the mobile game space Yeah, no, I agree cuz it's like I'd rather just play games on a computer Or a console. There's no reason not to unless you know

Maybe your phone is the only thing you have which I'm sure that's sure a lot of people situation Yeah, yeah, and and that's absolutely true. That's why mobile games are popular. Yeah. So it's... I mean, it's also... I got a message from my mom this past week where she was asking where to download the Animal Crossing mobile game. I was like, probably in your apps, mom. In the pocket game. Yeah, she's like, where do I download that so I know she's over there playing it which is very cute

dude I did I did your mom in pocket camp I'll let her know I'll let her know you can be pocket camp friends yeah I guess toaster she can bug you and be like what do I how do I move this toaster woman was playing pocket camp and then she told me to log in so I didn't have to lose my stuff because they transferred it from being free to play to like, you gotta buy it now or something. Yes, there's two versions of it. There's a 9.99 version and then a normal version.

That's free? Question mark? I don't know. So, listen, I just want my new animal crossing for the switch alright it's been almost five years we're due for a new one they they could have put DLC and they didn't where's my

animal crossing I don't know probably with the rest of Metroid and Star Fox oh yes all the other games they aren't making the it is just like it blew my mind when they're like this is our highest selling game ever it's like all man you guys should make some like DLC for it or something and they're

like no well we'll give you like two patches have fun like I just I don't understand Nintendo I really don't I don't think most people do my man I instead they were like Mario brothership I'm like that's not even a word brothership Yeah, I heard that word before the brothership all aboard say I mean I guess that's what it's supposed to be But I don't think I've ever heard the word brothership. No, it's

Dumb and I just want to have animal crossing it feels like cuz I'm like oh, you know what the last one just came out And then I think about it, and I'm like wait do animal crossing. It feels like, cause I'm like, oh, you know what? The last one just came out. And then I think about it and I'm like, wait a second. That was five years ago. Like it was genuinely- It was during COVID. Yeah, it came out like right when COVID hit. And that's why I remember being like, oh, it looks like you play animal crossing.

And now we're just the way. I just, I just, I love animal crossing. I like logging in. I like walking around my town, doing my little things, the chores, talking to the animal friends, even though they have their scripted dialogue of like, wow, you haven't logged in in 376 days, you should pull some weeds. And I'm like, I probably should. You know? And it's, I don't know, it's a calming, relaxing, fun game.

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Actually before we get to the weather, I was going to ask the audience, does anyone out there use a dash cam? I see everybody using dash cams. I was gonna get a dash cam, cause I was like, it seems like a good idea to have. Just for like insurance purposes, if anything happens and some guy's like, you hit my car! And you can be like, oh, I got it on video. Right? So I'm curious if anyone out there uses dash cams and if you like it or if you're like I don't like it or whatever I haven't seen anyone with a dash cam, but I did take a Uber where the guy had a camera for a rear-view mirror

Which I was very impressed with yeah Yeah, so his rear-view mirror was a camera, and then he was like it records everything behind me too, and I was like okay He's like a vampire Most of the drivers here in LA vampires. They're just like League of Legends. Yeah So yeah, let me know uh All right, it's weather time beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep We've got where are we going weather? I'm going to hold down the weather button and see where we land we are landing on one of 14 things

It's still going We got Dawson City, Yukon But they said oh, we're going to the Yukon territories in Canada Yeah, they said for whether can you please do Dawson City, Yukon? They said it question marks, so they're like, Yukon? All right, let's see, Dawson City, Yukon, Canada. It is eight degrees, it's cold. Fahrenheit, feels like negative one degrees Fahrenheit. Humidity 84%, 30.18 inches of pressure,

10 mile visibility, 11.53 AM sunrise, 11.53 sunrises at noon? Sets at 4.25 p.m., you're like four hours. I would say to you, look up where Dawson City is, and you will understand, it is very far north. We're talking right next to Alaska. Oh wow, yeah is it is practically Alaska. So I understand why it is dark right now. Yeah that makes sense. 425 p.m. sunset five mile an hour winds four on the dew point zero on the UV

index in a first quarter moon phase. 10 day. We've got Monday cloudy with nine degrees Tuesday cloudy with 11 degrees Wednesday 16 cloudy Thursday 18 degrees snow showers Friday 13 with snow showers and Saturday negative 9 mostly cloudy and then Sunday negative fifteen mostly cloudy Monday negative thirteen Tuesday negative twelve I mean yeah that's winter right there that's real winter yeah I was actually got recommended a video I watched it was like a day in like yet tokes or whatever that like super cold places like the coldest place on earth first where people live Is it Mongolia sounds like it yet? I think it's yeah yet to Russia Okay, sure and I guess it gets insanely cold as this one girl

And she's like we're going outside today because it's warmed up to negative 50 And so she goes outside and they're just like you can't stand out here for more than five minutes or you'll die. And they're like, Hey, you just, you know, you walk around. It was just like, everybody's just chilling. Like it was crazy. What's fascinating about this town looking at it right now, it looks like it is, they just kind of kept all the homes from the 1800s. Yeah, I see that. They just kinda kept all the homes from the 1800s.

Yeah, I see that. It looks like a more colorful version of an old, old town, which I guess that's the point. You're way far north. Yeah. And looking at the road, you can see it's just one, it's a very small town. However, with that said, it's got some gems. The Sluice Box Lounge, no minors welcome.

That's incredible. There's the Bonten and Company, which looks like a steakhouse. But it also, they're doing couturine stuff. It looks delicious, dude. Yeah, that looks really good. Yeah, there's a lot of places here. I just think it would be a places here. I Is I?

See that too. Yeah Sourdough Joe's man sour not the best reviews, but with that said Yeah, what's crazy is again? Sourdough Joe's looks like an old Post office it barely looks like it's actually a place And everyone here everything everything's sort of miner-themed, like gold miners. In fact, there's a pan of gold pizza shop. Pan of gold pizza, yeah, there it is.

Although there's the gold village Chinese restaurant. Grumpy Snitzel. Grumpy Snitzel, I don't know how I feel about this it looks delicious five stars six reviews I don't know what that means yeah I mean I don't know by the way also I find it very funny that every time we see something that says five stars with six

reviews like oh that's nothing but if it's like 8,000 reviews 4.4 we're like that's pretty good. Yeah. Well that's because once you get that many reviews, you're bound to have just a bunch of bad reviews. Sure, yeah. That are just like, this is the worst thing I've ever eaten in my life.

Or people just comment, bad reviews, give no review. They're just like, one star. It's like, why'd you give it one star? They're like, I don't know. Yeah, it's right on the Yukon River, and then, I don't even know how many miles that would be. Alaska's just right there. Yeah.

But if you're curious what the, it's on the exact same parallel as Norway, Sweden, and Finland. So if you're, it might even be closer to Iceland, to be honest. So if you're wondering why it's dark there, it's in the same area of the world where it's like it's dark all winter for 20 hours a day. It is very North.

It is very North here. I'm kind of looking at the pan of gold pizza and it doesn't look great. I mean, yeah, it kind of looks kind of looks like every pizza place we've seen in the middle of Europe we're like well how do they get that wrong? Yeah it's the same thing with the they have back alley pizza. Oh yeah. What's weird is that the fish and chip thing looks fine but oh and also back alley pizza literally looks like it's back alley I guess that's like it just looks like a dude's home well where is that it's right next to the casa bebe that just might be a person's home because there's

no restaurant listed on this place oh yeah I see that now. What the heck? Huh? Yeah, that's... However, you did not see Chichaco's Bake Shop. Oh, there's a whole Klondike ice cream. Oh, there's a whole little mini strip of restaurants that you have to go really into to see. Oh! Jimmy's place. Yeah there's a whole you got to scroll it so that's interesting. There's a La Taqueria that's

temporarily closed. I'm looking at the red mammoth bistro. Yeah dude. It's like a log cave. It's pretty neat. Yeah again a lot of the places look like building on the outside that they were built a long time ago. And on the inside, it's, you know, for the example of the Red Mammoth Bistro, it has a very modern vibe on the inside. Yeah. Oh, there's the pit.

Most of those sandwiches look good. Yeah, sandwiches did look good. Yeah, it was like a hotel. It's called the pit. Yeah, I mean, good. Yeah, it was like a hotel. It's called The Pit. Yeah, I mean most of these places are bed and breakfast kind of things. Again, if you scroll out far enough, there are precisely

I'm gonna say 20 roads total in this entire town. Oh yeah. Dude, oh my, this the pit has an actual old CTV like from the early 2000s like the hell yes hell yes also it's interesting that a lot of things are just temporarily closed I assume because of the weather oh maybe which just shows you how north this is. Crazy. That's, even then, yeah, you think they'd be used to it maybe, but maybe they don't

get business so they just don't open. I mean, yeah, like there's a lot of camp grounds and things that I imagine no one's going to. But also, there's a lot of buildings. Where you know how when you see like a city block, you'll see four, five rows of houses. This is like, a city block might have four total houses on it. Yeah. Interesting. Interesting. They got the Mounted Police, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

You think they have moose? Oh, they ride, yeah, they ride a moose with a hockey stick. Yep. Dude, I'm obsessed with Beverly's Bake Shop. Beverly's Bake Shop just is a ladies' home, it looks like. Beverly's, or is that it? It's next to the pit. Oh, okay, let's see.

And it looks exactly like you would imagine it's it's just I'm telling you it's like a woman's home. Oh yeah there it is. Wow it really is. It's just a sign outside like it's donut day it just goes up her stairs. That said all there's only two photos but the two photos that they have one's like a s'mores cupcake and one is a glazed donut And I would eat both of those yeah, they look good. I'd eat those as a as a cool s'mores cupcake actually it's like the Marshmallow frosting type of thing toasted top. Yeah, that's good Dawson they have a dog off leash park dog off leash park no a off leash dog park oh yeah dog off dog off whose dog

comes out on top in the park I wonder yeah there's really not if you go outside of the town there's really just not much else yeah I mean that mean that's really it that's all you're getting over here. You go out there, it's just forests and... The airport for Dawson is way far away, and it's not way far away, but it's down the road it's not even close to the city. And the

closest thing is Bear Creek. There's a place called Chicken! And the closest thing is Bear Creek. There's a place called chicken Your level of excitement was Disproportionate because there's also a town called Chickaloon Yes, but This is called Chicken and there's the chicken gold camp and outpost the chicken saloon the chicken airport the chicken weather sock the chicken statue It's outpost, the chicken saloon, the chicken airport, the chicken weather sock, the chicken statue. It's a statue of a chicken. I would love to see this statue of a chicken.

Oh my God, look at that. I like this, hold on, here we go. That is a giant chicken statue. I'm here for that. This place is awesome. I just, oh my god. So I found a city called Eureka Lodge. I guess that's the name of the city. I don't yeah it's Eureka Lodge and I was like well that's a weird name for a thing. If you go there it literally is just a lodge and a gas station and a little tiny baby airport in the middle of nowhere.

Here's the thing, at the Eureka Lodge, and it again looks like just kind of a side of the road motel, they're serving literal steak burgers. Like it's a piece of steak as a burger. Honestly, I would devour that. would get I would give face first into that you kidding me however the restaurant itself looks like um like a retirement home oh yeah that's not surprising yeah but I would devour that meat I'd be like oh yeah it'd be me and some old man and he'd be like, you know who I hate? And I'm like, please don't tell me.

I'm still looking at chicken. I can, I can see that. All right. We have to move on. We'll be here all day. We got to move on. That's the weather. All right.

Let's go to sports sports. Here we go. Sports desk. We've got sports. Uh, currently we've got the NBA standings where the Cavaliers are still in first followed by the Celtics and the Magic and the Knicks in the top four. Then in the West you got the Thunder with the Mavericks, the Grizzlies and the Rockets. Over in hockey we've got the Florida Panthers, the Maple Maple Leaves the Bruins all

up top the Atlantic Division you got the Capitals the Devils the Hurricanes top the Metropolitan Division you got the Minnesota Wild the Jets tied up top the Central and then you got the Golden Knights and the Kings atop the Pacific Then we have football. Well, football. NFL football, we had the Packers lose to the Lions on Thursday, very sad. And we had all the games that happened today, which were the Jacksonville Jaguars beating the Titans, the Jets losing to the Dolphins, the Vikings beating the Falcons, the Saints beating the Giants, the Eagles beating the Panthers, the Steelers beating

the Browns, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers beating the Raiders, Seattle beating Arizona, the Rams beating Buffalo, and San Francisco beating Chicago. And that's sports. OKAY, what is our fact of the day? Fact of the day, fact of the day, fact of the day, fact of the day, fact of the day? You can sweat when you're anxious to alert others. What? Yeah, it says, one theory suggests we've evolved to sweat while anxious to alert the brains

of other people around us that they are primed for whatever it is that is making us anxious. Brain scans revealed that when you sniff the sweat of a panic-induced person, regions of the brain that handle emotional and social signals light up. When you're anxious, your sympathetic nervous system releases hormones, including adrenaline, which activates your sweat glands. Anxious sweat is a smell thing? Dude, I'm not gonna lie, I got some anxious sweat when I'd play League. I mean, I think it's interesting that it's designed to be for others, because I feel like it's for you though, right?

Like it's, you're sweating like a cold sweat or whatever, is your body's reaction. But they're saying it's for other, you know what? I'm sweating for you. I'm sweating for you Well, I guess it's your body Giving off a signal of like I have sensed danger So you can sense it now, but then like can you just say like danger like run around? I don't know it seems like a weird way to alert I'm with you. Yeah, yeah, it's I feel like it takes a while to sweat to to alert

It's like by feel like it takes a while to sweat too, to alert. It's like, by the time they smell you, you're probably dead. I'm just shocked it's a smell thing. I thought the whole point was you touch someone, you have clammy hands, and they're like, Eww. You know what I mean, you know what I'm saying. And they smell your anxious sweat? Well, no. Isn't it about the clammy-ness of a person? I don't think so. Alright,, then what the hell do I know? Clammy nests yeah, then when you like cuz you get the club whatever shut up doesn't matter That's your facts of the day all

Right has anyone come to us with tears in their eyes They sure have there we go. We are sorting through We have landed here dear illustrious serves with tears in my eyes. I Prostrate myself before your divinity and this is good If you two could make a sports team who would be on the team and what sport would it be for? ooh um XFL. We're bringing it back, XFL.

Our team is called the Americans. Right. And it's led by a fresh off of his star-studded year, Gardner Minshew. Pfft. I think he's hurt for the year. Like I said, Gardner Minshew, looking for work.

We got him. The rest of the team is professional wrestlers and felons. All right. And we're called the Americans and we dominate the league. I, here's the thing, I think I would make, I'd probably want to make an NFL team, but I think I'd make an NHL team. You want to do hockey? Okay. I'd go hockey and I'd go with like just I'd call them the be called the retirement home and I would get the oldest players imaginable just make a team of all the oldest players in hockey with like a Yerimor Yager constantly. Oh yeah gotta get Yager in there. You gotta get Yager.

He's still going. Is Lamar or Lemieux still around? Can we get Lemieux in there? Just having to be the old penguins? I think Lemieux is like an owner or something. All I'm saying to you is, I'd be down to do something similar, except on my hockey team would be called the rough riders. And it's all the bruisers in hockey. No scoring talent, but they will beat the crap out of every other team. That's what I want. Dude, Jermor Jagger is 52 years old. Hell yeah. And he is still playing hockey for the Kladno Knights in the Czech Republic League. And he has- I mean, that's kind of like when British footballers come to America after they've had their success and now they play here and we're like look at them they're amazing!

Yeah, I mean even then he's last year he had zero goals for assist but this year he's got two goals he's still doing it. My man. This guy, this dude genuinely just loves playing hockey. Yeah, I believe that. Completely. Yeah. Um. Yeah, that'll be our teams. Let's see. We got Dear illustrious sirs, I come to you with tears in my eyes and heart heavier than a dragon sitting on its hoard for the cruel hand of fate has decreed that my cat has stolen my chair, my coffee has grown cold and the cookies I baked have turned out flatter than my hopes and dreams I humbly ask thee if you two are forced to swap lives for a week

What would be the first thing you do to either completely ruin or drastically improve? persons routine I don't want to say my answer, but it's true. I know in order to ruin your routine. I know exactly what I would do It's not good You don't want to you know what let me just say toast to be very angry with you when you return to your body I would go out of my way to make her life miserable Just so your life would be ruined if the whole point of this is to ruin the other person's life, dude, I could do that easily. She would just be like,

why are you behaving like Jesse Cox? It's true. She'd be like, Jesse, are you inside Eric's body right now? Yeah. How'd you know? That's unfair. The thing's like, obviously, this is, what was that movie that did this the swap the Just Lindsay Lohan, there's like parent trap. Yeah parent trap is one of them. But

The thing is like Freaky Friday is what you're talking about Freaky Friday. Yeah, it's essentially like let's just say we had to act like ourselves Yeah, it's essentially like let's just say we had to act like ourselves Uh-huh, and if I had to be you and I'd like wake up at random times and there's no way I think I've counteracted you like you'd have to Although I don't think the point was I don't think the point is we're supposed to be the other person We're supposed to spend a week ruining their their well It said set up you can either completely ruin or drastically improve So you want to improve my life? I don't really want to do either. I just wanted to live See what would happen And I just I still don't think I'd be able to do it and just go to the your office and like

Be like hey and just go to your office and like be like, hey everyone, and then go do shows and be social and then have to like, people would already, I'd go on like geekenders or something and then everyone would be like, this is, this Jesse's weird. This guy's more like cynical and he really hates arcane. It's really weird. I wouldn't like it.

I'll be honest. I don't, no matter what the case may be, no matter how much I wanna mess up your life, I couldn't do it, cause the entire time I'd be worried about what you're doing with my life, let alone me. I'd be like, he's in my body. I don't want him touching parts of me.

Come on, man. I'd be so upset. I wouldn't do it. Yeah, I'd feel too weird as well. I'm not like those people that take advantage of the religious people. Like I wouldn't be. Yeah, I'd be like, okay, I'm going to keep like whatever I transferred into your body with all of your clothes, I just keep it all on and wouldn't remove it for a week. I'd

be like, I am embarrassed. I don't want I'd go to toast and be like, so it's me, Jesse. I'm in Cundor's body. We made a deal. I didn't mean for this to go to toast and be like, so it's me, Jesse, I'm in Kruendor's body, we made a deal, I didn't mean for this to happen, but here I am and I don't like, just bear with me, I feel terrible. Also, I got some heartburn, and my neck hurts. Like my stomach hurts for some reason, I've never felt this way before.

Yeah, I just, I don't know how I don't like I don't I don't think I can handle the the structure It's not even like a structure of your life. It's like the structure of the unstructure. Oh You would be stressed you would be as stressed as I am on a daily basis except It would be worse for you because you don't live this on a daily basis Yeah, and I'd have to like talk to I think having to talk to so many people just burned me out. Because you go on like so many shows you're talking to so many people you're like hey this person invited me to a thing and this person told wants to do a thing but I'd just be like I have a friend like that that I play Warhammer with and he's always like I went out with this

group of friends this group and like this one friend doesn't want to talk to this friend so like I want to keep the group together I'm just like dude. I just wouldn't go Like I just I just be like man. That's a lot. I'm just gonna stay home. I Understand I get it. It's yeah, it's just I can't handle that much social activity I need I'm that person where the battery drains and I'm like, goodbye everyone I'm going to paint Warhammer do anything where I just sit here alone to recharge the only thing that would keep me going inside of you was knowing that I potentially have the power to have toast yell at you and

that's kind of fun for me so maybe for like a day or two I wouldn't say that it's I'd be like oh yeah no um I swapped bodies with him last Thursday instead of last Tuesday yeah also a few days where I just give you know a hard time just to like make you get in trouble if anything it's just cuz I need that yeah these are also all quotes are terrible outside of context right I guess

you're correct yeah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you know, that's why we've formed such a great bond. Through the power of the opposites, we come together to form this. Exactly one sane-minded person. Exactly. Yeah. It's, uh, you'd have to play like a full game of warhammer that would drive. I would say oh everyone would know was not you immediately

Yep, they're like wait. You're not doing a really dumb low statistically chance play for no reason I mean admittedly they may not recognize that I'm not, because I don't know what I'm doing so much that maybe that's exactly what they'd be like, wow, he's playing outside the box today. They'd probably, no, they'd probably think I had some sort of like, problem. They'd just, you'd just stand there, they'd be like, alright, it's your turn. You'd be like, so, how do I play this again? And they'd be like, you've played like over a hundred games of this edition you just you know what to do You'd be I would just say I had a stroke and I need help

a stroke if you could just give me some help That's fair then you come back and everyone treats you differently because they think you had a stroke oh Yeah, then once you go back Everyone's like man. I'd be like what the hell happened and then over in your body They just be like man. Jesse. You were just really quiet and kind of closed off and Guys, I needed time for myself. I had a rough week. You just watched a lot of sports Yeah, you would come back people would be like come on pal. Take a seat. We got you People would be like come on pal take a seat. We got you

I would just start doing shit be like hey, yeah, you're at these editing these videos, right? They'd be like yeah I'd be like all right. We're gonna roll a dice on a one two three you can go home, but a four five six You can you have to edit for the next like 15 hours Great, I would just like that right now yeah it's literally going around doing that I'd be like the be that guy from Batman that flips the coin but with a nice that goes around and be like you want to play real life D&D that actually be a fun villain mm-hmm

just a real life like a really it sounds like a doctor who villain Come doctor. Let us roll a d20 Yeah, be it's gotta be I saw someone was like they should make a show based on that We're like the entire script is just rolling a dice And it's like and then people are like the crendor that's just Dungeons and Dragons to shut up I was like no you don't get, that's just Dungeons and Dragons, the show. And I was like, no, you don't get it. They're not playing Dungeons and Dragons. It's just the entire show is based off them rolling a dice, but nobody knows it. Sure, sure.

And so they're just like, this show is so weird. I don't know how it keeps taking all these wacky twists and turns and things keep happening and at the end of it, they're just like, we're rolling dice the whole time. I'd love that. So, yeah. That's it. Okay. What is our big new story of the day? Big new story of the day, day, day, day. Yep. Bear steals inflatable Grinch from Florida home it's Florida man but it's a Florida bear good story this could be Hank the Tank traveling down to Florida

for all we know yeah it is it is winter Hank's gotta get to Florida put on the shades a nice Hawaiian shirt relax in Orlando Yep. He always said Hank the Tank hates the Grinch. Hates him. Hates him. Hank the Tank is all about giving back. Yes. A Florida family thought they were being pranked after an inflatable Grinch Christmas decoration

vanished from their yard, but security footage showed that the thief was a not so jolly bear. Shanique Suarez said her family decorated their Golden Gate Estates home for Christmas in November, and on the day after Thanksgiving they discovered their Grinch was gone. We were dumbfounded. We were like, where to go? Suarez said she suspected the incident had been a prank when a neighbor texted her a few days later to say the Grinch had been found two houses away from her family's home.

The Dr. Seuss character was put back in place, but Suarez received an alert from her security camera on Wednesday and checked to see a bear attacking the Grinch. I never expected it to be a bear, Suarez said. I thought it was the funniest thing ever. I literally like texted my husband. I'm like, what's going on? We were texting back and forth, just rewatching the video, sending it to our family and friends at five in the morning. The bear dragged the Grinch off into the nearby woods. Suarez said her family was able to find it later, but it was too damaged to make a return

to the yard. It's a fun story to tell she said. Florida bears have been known to tamper with holiday decorations. Florida bears is so funny because all I can picture is a bear just on drugs. It's like that cocaine bear. Yeah except it's all of Florida every bear. It isn't one bear it's Florida bears. And they're on a variety of drugs not just. Oh yeah right. I mean cuz it's in the water. Yeah. Yeah that's just the Miami bears they're on cocaine but once you get the like some other parts you got the weed bears you got your methamphetamine bears your fentany bears, it gets crazy.

Longwood resident EJ Levin shared video last year of a bear attacking the light up reindeer decorations in his family yard, which Florida bears just hate Christmas. Yeah, I think instead of attacking things that look like animals, really the message here is, Florida bears hate Christmas. Yeah. That's, and they might've been programmed like that by Newport Richie and the fellow Florida criminals. Do you think they all work together

in some sort of a legal anti-Christmas cartel? No doubt. It's not even a question. Yeah. I mean, all right. I'm glad we're on the same page yeah no it's it's before you know it they're gonna be going after Santa yeah they're gonna take that Christmas for all it's worth yeah they first they have to get the polar bears involved because they're the spies yeah and they're taking down st. Nick that's it and it. Oh, did you see that David Lynch has, uh, he's on like oxygen now? He's like doing bad.

That's not good. Yeah. Cause I was gonna mention the Florida man would just be like smoking cigarettes, but then I thought of David Lynch. And he's got emphysema. And so he finally stopped smoking, but like he's not doing great. Well hopefully, hopefully he'll get better fingers crossed Yeah, hopefully. I don't know if you can recover from emphysema, but Hopefully it gets better. Yeah, hopefully he gets better. Yeah, and that's the big news story of the day. Oh Okay. Well, that's it for us. Thanks so much for listening or watching. I've been joined this podcast

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