Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 457 - The Don't Die Rabbit Hole

Episode Date: February 23, 2025

The boys are back and this time Jesse is obsessed with the millionaire who is trying to prevent his own death by just being the craziest man alive. Meanwhile Crendor waxes poetic about making videos on youtube and Jesse is just over the whole thing. Oh and Crendor somehow strained his neck again. How you may ask? Who knows man. Who knows... All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/factorpodcast and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping.

Today's episode is brought to you by Factor. Factor is going to get those good meals delivered directly to your home. Let's jump into this podcast! Hello everybody, it's time for Ghost in the Morning! This is Ghost in the Morning! We're broadcasting live, live, live, liveep beep, wake your ass up, it's time for Gax and Crenna in the morning. Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Whoa, I almost dropped my phone. Yeah, why what what I was bouncing it on my leg and I kind of started slipping off all right. I mean I guess that's the how but why is what I'm asking I'll try to find this news story for later, and I was like ah there It is on my phone, so I was like that and then it started slipping those like blah

and That was the the situation just occurred I mean I get it you've explained it pretty well it's a not the not the most compelling of stories but it is a story and now I have my answers and so I'm alright with that yeah how's your weed going great I have been watching again I think I've mentioned Great. I have been watching again, I think I've mentioned this before, but I've been going through Hell's Kitchen

because I discovered there were 21 seasons which I clearly have not watched all of them. The last time I actually watched Hell's Kitchen was probably many seasons ago. So I decided it's all on YouTube, but they have the uncut episodes and the things where it's like, you know, they don't bleep out the swear, so I'm loving that. But I'm discovering whole last seasons I had no idea existed and they're all still roughly the exact same.

There is always at the end of every episode a little stinger for the next episode, it's like, next time on Hell's Kitchen. And it's a guy that's like, I'll kill everyone in this kitchen. And then it's like, I'm the monster man. And it's like, I'm a dog. Will Johnny ever let go of his grudge with Pete? And then it's Johnny's like, I'll kill you, Pete. And then Pete's like, I'm a taco and I'll bury you. You're like, what the hell?

And then you watch the next episode and none of that's in it like ah Right, I remember when they did this like there was water a dog and a taco. I don't know dude I don't know what to tell you like it's like there was one that I saw which was These I think it's like season 19 maybe where it's this very I don't remember her name Oh, Mary Lou shout out to Mary Lou wherever you are. She might be the most charming Contestant in all of Hell's Kitchen. She is so sweet and silly and goofy She is like checking off Jesse Cox boxes left and right and then there's like a dude and I don't remember his name

he's but he's like maybe like Corey I think maybe remember his name, but he's like, maybe like, Corey, I think maybe, but his name, Corey is like the handsome guy and he's flirting with her the entire time. But it's like, you know, professional flirting. They make jokes about like, oh, he loves her. But you know, they're just, I promise you nothing was actually happening.

But in many of the little stingers at the end of next time on, they're like like is love blooming in Hell's Kitchen? and then it shows pictures of them like in the hot tub together it's like ooh nothing happened not a single thing of that happened and it's like they keep doing this over and over and over again I don't know why but I've been watching through it and I'm reminded that that's a thing that's happening

and I'm like ah right right TV just lies to you sometimes okay well that's fun I mean YouTube videos do that too though like show something in a thumbnail and that's not in the video oh dude that's done purpose well I mean I guess it's done purposefully in a Hell's Kitchen yeah yeah yeah they definitely um one of the crazy things I noticed is there's I do a lot of horror game looking online Rum like well, what's out there? What can I play? So I'll type in searches for different horror games or see what other people are playing and maybe there's something interesting that exists And there's one dude. I don't remember his name

That's probably good that I don't remember his name because when I think about this guy every single one of his thumbnails the video titles are something like this game will scare the bejesus out of you or I worked at a factory but the monster tried to stop me like those are the video titles which already seems insane but I know algorithmically that probably is done for a reason right and then the images are all AI created. None of them are from the actual game. None of them.

Yeah, that's... And I was like, this guy has millions of subs! How does this happen? But, I guess if you're gonna game the algorithm like that, then I've never watched the videos. The videos might be amazing. He might be one of the best content creators out there. But his thumbnail title game is pure trash and I just hate it that makes them not the

best content creator then I mean he in the current form of content he's definitely doing it like he's you know his videos are getting millions of views so like clearly it's working just because the video is getting views me is good well let's be let's be clear. When you say content creator, I think you mean artist or creative or something like that. I'm talking about someone specifically creating content, right? As a content creator, he's doing the best out of all three of us here.

Talking about him and the two of us, he's doing the best. Well, yeah, in that that aspect you're right but I hate those types of things all that the classic AI YouTube yeah agreed oh I hate it yeah yeah and you can always tell because it has the background images with your AI and then it's got the like oh I am here talking to you about a

thing it is a thing that is good or bad, and it is a thing. It talks like that. I did see you the other night playing WoW, and you were talking about the videos you make, and it was really funny because you said something along the lines of like, oh, I don't do top 10 raids, because that's like low-hanging fruit, people were like what about this guy does those? I love the walk back you had to do but like well, no, he's very good. It's really good for him

But like also I'm with you on this. I I'm fine saying it I think those are bottom of the barrel videos as well that is not 2010 that's not new content that is well, it's my take on it, which is fine 2010 that's not new content that is well it's my take on it which is fine but you doing something like best dungeon entrances that's a little more creative and I'm with you on that yeah let's the main reason I started pointless top 10 because it was going into the depths that people were afraid to dive into right most people are gonna make a top 10 video out of lily pads

but I did. Sure. Alright? And then, here's the thing, I knew that video was gonna do bad. And it's one of my least viewed pointless top tens, but you know what? I did it. Because I wanted to do it. I mean that's, and that's, that's the art aspect of what you're doing, is you are literally doing what makes you happy, and if anyone resonates with it, awesome, but if not, who cares? You're making something that makes you happy. And when I say top 10 dungeons are bottom of the barrel,

what I mean is you are literally, one, just going over something someone else has done, two, farming out the people being like, well, you need to see what his top 10 is versus my top 10, because I've got my favorites too. And three, it's not a lot of work. Like you're not putting you going around hunting down lily pads. That's work. And the payoff isn't that much compared to I found B roll of 10

dungeons and threw them in my thing and explained why I think they're cool. Like the difference is night and day. And I think that people should understand that, but you know, it's the internet. So they so they were like actually those are very good it's like yeah they might be good but it's still bottom of the barrel yeah and it's like I don't care that people do them I get why they do them it's just I don't want to do that if I do something like that I was saying I don't do raids I want to do like raid boss rooms where you're like oh shit the room a boss is in not like a boss or a raid But just the room

itself or like something you wouldn't normally think of that opens up a lot of creative things you can do too because Do you consider the Garrosh Hellscream last room when you fight him at the end of Mista Pandaria? Do you consider that the bottom of? Orgamar or do you consider that the crazy trippy alt-reality world where all of Stormwind is destroyed? Well that's just up for interpretation. Well that's what I'm saying, so you can say, oh this is a great last room because it's this alt-reality, you know, there's a lot of things you can work with there. Yeah, well the thing is like, this game's been out for so long,

like even doing something like top 10 dungeons, which, you know, like I even think I did it a long time ago. It's just like the number three Zulfarak. What a dungeon this one is. Who doesn't like Zulfarak? That's what I was saying earlier is that it's feels very, when we first started, 2010-ish. Right. Like that's what they call it,

because no one had done it before. It's been done so many times now. All you're doing is rehashing old stuff and you're not being creative. And yeah, old stuff works, and the rehash definitely works. But doing something new is fun, and I like that. And even if no one watches, it still says a lot about you as a person that you made it for yourself even if you knew people would

hate it right like it just shows a little bit more of your integrity when it comes to online stuff if what I'm saying is I've been down the rabbit hole this week when it comes to lots of online content honestly I'm so tired of people doing the same things over and over and over and over again yeah I mean that's like any social media Plansher sure media platform at this point. It's uh, there's these two people. I don't see them anymore So I feel like they they burnt out or the algorithm got tired of them But there were the there were the two dancers

Do you remember the dancers and they were like I think they would dance the same German song over and over and over again and They're like I think they would dance the same German song over and over and over again and each short They made was just them wearing something different But still dancing to the same damn song and it's very clear They were like with the algorithm loves this and people keep clicking on it So we're gonna keep doing it and it's just like by the fourth time I saw them was like never show me this again, please Yeah, it's That's the thing is like somebody will latch on

honestly that's like what kids do right like a kid will be like I'm gonna do this thing and it gets attention the kids like I'm gonna keep doing it cuz I got attention people are looking at me it's like it's little kids do but like it's the the grown-up corporatized version where you're like this could make

money right so it's I mean here's the thing when I do these videos a lot of times I I can generally gauge how a video is gonna do at this point right like I know if I make things you never noticed or I did like more things you never noticed in World of Warcraft it's gonna get more views than like birds and that's just because it reaches a bigger audience because somebody most people at watch pointless top 10 birds are people that either like Birds or they like wow enough that they're playing all the time or they just kind of like my videos or whatever But when you do things you never notice that's gonna reach people that normally wouldn't watch those types of videos, right?

Sure. I mean that's and it also just makes general sense as when you say things you didn't notice. People are going to be like, what didn't I notice? And how I'm going to let you know, half the people that go there are going there specifically to be like, I knew that. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. One of the reasons I made some of those was because I would watch a spell. Oh, my God. The flow was it creepy. I did creepy stuff or like creepy NPCs.

I did both of those and they both did really well And I made it because all the videos out there with wow creepy stuff had the exact same thing and it was just everybody Literally thought doing we talked about the copy paste like did you know that there's a place in Karazhan underneath? It's like yes, we know that like did you know that that's like oh my god Yes It's like yes, we know that like did you know that that's like oh my god Yes So I went out and I actually found like new stuff because like what happens is most of the old videos people stop making these Lists at like I want to say BFA Like it kind of just cuts off and so as somebody who's played BFA and passed it I'm like there's probably some cool stuff out there that people don't know about and so I go find it and I'm like here

You go and people are like dude. I actually didn't even know about this. And there's like so many people that are like, wow I genuinely didn't know half this list. So that's what I enjoy. So if I'm gonna do one of those lists where it's a little more generic and broad, I try to go out of my way to find things that aren't in other videos like it. Yeah and also the fact that you still actively play, but not in the way that I don't know anyone else on planet earth who plays like you do. Again, let me remind everyone when I asked Krendor how the new expansion was, he spent five minutes talking about a lizard

he saw. Right. You were like, dude, that lizard's awesome. It was like look at the way this thing looks and I was like what the hell? But that's you're discovering things and that's why you're playing and you're doing it in a fun way that I don't think many other people do. So you know you have your own way of doing things. Yeah and I mean that's the most important part. You have to play into your strengths and have fun doing it like what I farm mounts I explore the game and try to find little things and then I do like some of the kind like I'll do like time walking raids with like chat

like every week on stream we do like the time walking and then get badges or like we'll do stuff like that so it's like kind of community driven fun stuff too so I mean that's and that's mainly how I enjoy it. I don't want to... the only time I raid is like the one time where the new expansion hits and then like Sam and Gmart and all those people are like, yeah let's raid and criken and then we raid for like two weeks and everyone's like alright bye. Yeah I never I never understood that. I genuinely don't get the way they play games. It seems crazy to me that they're like,

let's get really invested in something for like two weeks and then immediately move on. Like I just can't do that. Well, they're very much variety driven. Like they'll play the game, they'll play games for like days or weeks and then be like, all right, next game's out. Like they are, they're're consumers they consume the latest

The latest craze they have streamer brain. What is streamer brain? What does that mean to you? Or I guess in general is like this new game is really popular just came out everybody wants to watch me play it Let's play it and then the views start dropping and they're like alright next game Right like with Wow I can kind of get it with Wow because what happens is new expansion comes out you do all the quests you get geared you're like I'm ready to raid do some dungeons we do the raid and then it's like alright cool the raid is kind of like the pinnacle right we hit the raid we beat the last boss and that's it then it's like why do hardcore and we're like uh now we'll do like the first boss of the hardcore raid

and then like alright cool and that's it. So that's, that's kind of that mindset. I don't really know for other games. There's plenty of other games where I've seen them play it and then quit, but like Sam, he'll play it and then quit cause of the viewership, but then he'll keep playing it offline and just like finish it offline. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. It's very weird to me the whole viewership thing when it comes to like right now, for example, I'm playing the new Lost Records game, the Don't Nod game

that's kind of like their next follow up to Life is Strange, but it's like something totally different. That's not what people really want to watch on my channel, but I'm enjoying it tremendously. I'm having a great time. You can literally in the game, Krendor, there's a I'm having a great time. You can literally, in the game, Krendor, you have a camcorder and you can film anything in the game. Like there's shit to film. And then you put it together in videos that you make in game and then you show to your friends, dude, I've made real horror movie, like crazy angled shots of like bugs and shit it's wild and I'm like hey check

out my video and everyone's like cool I'm enjoying it tremendously but I obviously know that's not like people want to see what's popular and that's not it's not popular game no one's out there like God I want to see that so badly. But I like it. I enjoy it. And so I want to play it. And I want to play it on stream because there's some people that like watching me play it. But it's clearly not meant for everyone.

Today, when I was doing my just chatting thing, I had double the viewers of when I was playing the, you know, people. I don't know. I guess, I mean, I guess if I wanted to, I could just start just chatting all the time and I'd do great. Right. I mean, that's kind of tying back to what we just talked about. Like, if I wanted to, I could... every video I could make would be like, things you never noticed in WoW, places you never noticed in WoW, things I... you've... Like, all the types of videos where I'm like, these are gonna drive like insane traffic, but I don't because I enjoy Having fun and being creative and spacing it out

So that's like it's the same with streaming like you could Be like I'm just gonna just chat every time like for me like I could do Pokemon kaizo Non-stop which I have before but it's a point where I'm like I'd like to do some wow I'd like to play this random fun indie game as well and like mix it up So it's like it's mainly for your own sanity, but there's also just sometimes where it's more like Keeping that audience or keeping people around that enjoy watching you do different things is far more valuable than being Strictly one thing.

I mean TB used to say it, where he's like, when that game dies, you die with it. So it's like if you attach yourself to something, it's just, that's everything. Like once it's gone, you're gone. So when you spread out and do variety, that helps you just survive in this, you know, creator, content creator space. Yeah, I get you. It's it's what I'm doing I just feel like it's too much and I feel like you rubbed off on me a little bit where I'm like nah I'm gonna just not doing that today I'm gonna go for a walk. Maybe and not spend all day streaming

Yeah, no, it's plus Like the variety of everything is what I enjoy like doing the podcast and then doing YouTube and then doing like Twitch like spacing it all out and doing a little bit everything just helps your mental health way more like I'm gonna grind out Twitch I'm gonna grind out YouTube like any of those things. 100 yeah I uh doing two videos a week on YouTube instead of a video every day has been the most liberating thing in my entire life I'm so happy I've never felt better and I may not be making as much money but honestly I don't care I'm

doing just fine life is good yeah it's I saw your you did the the well one's just like a geek and their bod yeah which I saw you had the Vtuber on we did yes I saw that you commented immediately by the way I did cuz I tried watching and it was just I'm not gonna lie it was too much energy for me I couldn't handle it that's why I was like dude I think if me and Ollie was her name right, if me and Ollie were in the same stream or space, it would just create some sort of black hole in the universe. I disagree. I think that Ollie and I are on the same wavelength, completely and totally.

The only difference is that she's much younger than me but I believe we're the same same mental state and I think if you can hang with me you definitely keep up with Leonardo DiCaprio says when he finds his new 21 year old girlfriend we're the same mental state it's just yeah like 30 year age difference yeah

don't worry about it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Dude, speaking of age, oh my god. I have been just down the rabbit hole with this guy. Do you know who Brian Johnson is?

No. He's the guy trying to live forever. He's the dude who replaces his own blood with his son's blood. Have you seen that? What? No. Yeah.

It's this guy, like his whole thing is, he and his son would do blood transfusions and he would take his son's younger blood and his whole thing is he's trying to live forever. Like that's his, he's a billionaire, he's spending all of his money on insane technology to live forever. He's got weird chambers he goes into. He does all of his money on insane technology to live forever. He's got weird chambers he goes into, he does all of his work in like a pod.

The man, genuinely, I've never seen anyone who is so rich and yet so crazy. He has the crazy vibe of like, I built the spruce moose. That kind of, he's like insane Mr. Burns vibes. And one of the things is he said that, um, he is no longer going to do the blood transfusions. He's going to do something else instead. And so I went to go look up what he was doing and insanely I discovered he's only 47 dude looks like a 60 year old who just

had a lot of work done. You mean the classic LA plastic surgeon? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, which is crazy to me because he definitely has that vibe of like an older man trying to pretend that he's young. Like if you look at him from far away he kind of looks young, but if you look at him up close. He definitely looks older, right? But not 47 like I've seen a lot of 47 year olds who look very well put together There's something weird about this dude that I'm convinced all he's doing is making himself age more rapidly Which is hilarious to me, and he's like I'm gonna spend my entire fortune to defeat death.

And here's what I'll say. He's definitely gonna die like everyone else. But I love watching him do this. I am super here for him getting weird with it. I love going to his Twitter handle. It's b-r-y-a-n, I think underscore Johnson with an H. Dude, I'm obsessed with this man. I can't stop watching everything he does. It genuinely have seen this guy.

Yes. And he, again, his face, he kind of has like, I have a kid face, like like a 20 year old face, but also the weird wrinkles of an older man. Like it's just, it's jarring. I'd like the ideas of what he's saying about like treating yourself well, but also you scroll down long enough and it's like, this is me in my hyperbariatric oxygen chamber. It's the craziest shit you've ever seen.

And you're like, I love this man. Like I genuinely love this man because I think he's crazy, but it's the kind of crazy that isn't hurting anyone but himself. And maybe he might actually solve, like, living longer, I don't know. It's, I like how you go to his website and it just says, don't die. Don't die is his, I'm, like, I just, this is the thing he did, February 18th, I just can't believe.

So you know, this is all I'll say. I think billionaires are all crazy people, like fundamentally, genuinely crazy. February 18th, oh yeah, I mean, obviously terrible. This man could be using his money to do anything, but instead he's just trying to live forever. This is what he did on February 18th. I injected horse tranquilizer ketamine

and tracked my brain data for 15 days It completely scrambled my brain in a world first We answered the question what happens to the brain before during and after ketamine treatment We also discovered how long it took my brain to return to normal thus results surprised me It's like his own lab rat at least. That's what I'm saying! Normally I'd be like, billionaires y'all suck, but this might be the one billionaire where I'm like, he sucks, but in a really entertaining way.

And I love watching him, because he posts everything. He's like, today I injected my butt with this weird thing, and you're like, go on. And he's like like it was wonderful like I just there's countless videos of him with weird crap attached to his head there's videos of him running and it's just like well I can't I can't believe this guy genuinely seems crazy and I love it I love this so I went to, what he's selling, and some of this shit is like insane. Like genuinely, he's selling the Blueprint Stack, the best selling longevity kit, used by Brian Johnson with 70 plus health activities. It's $325. Okay, but it's got comprehensive nutrition, scientifically proven ingredients. I don't even know what that means. That just means

that there's ingredients in it. Scientifically, I guess. Multifaceted benefits, convenient format and exceptional exceptional ingredients he says ingredients twice ok and then there's essential capsules the longevity mix the essential soft gel the NAC plus ginger plus curcumin is it like a super cumin or whatever I don't know extra Extra virgin olive oil?

While you're sitting there reading his amazing formula, look at this. If you could, I'm gonna try to describe this to the listeners, but this one's insane. Imagine a fat skeleton, if you can, and then for some reason in front of him is Prozac and Cola and Artery clocking spuds Yeah, french fries and fish fillets and that kind of stuff Fluoride spring so I guess he's anti tap water But then also cameras in the background like Illuminati is watching you So that's where he's coming from which is already crazy

But then he posts things of like this is how you should really eat and He's talking about what what I'm eating the next few days his superfood smoothie strawberries blueberries pomegranate dark cherries almond flax seeds macadamia nuts chia seeds Blueprint cacao that alone Imagine the average American being able to afford that then he says butternut squash soup with roasted apples and carrots, and then he talks about like all these other things you need. And then he's like black bean and mushroom bowl with chickpea rice, and it's a whole list of other things. And all I can think about is he made these little tiny bowls of food out of all this food stuff, and then he's like, you

should eat like me. And it's like, wait, what? No one can afford that, dude. Yeah, that is. You're a billionaire, of course you can eat like that. You have the benefit of being able to eat like that. Dude, you literally have a bariatric chamber you do your work in. Like, it's so out of touch and crazy.

But also at the same time, I'm just like, like again, this man, how many many normal people just normal everyday people right do you know? Who are like yeah, I made a superfruit smoothie I went out and I bought strawberries blueberries pomegranates dark cherries almond milk flax seeds macadamia nuts chia seeds and Cacao how many normal people do you know who took the time to make that? That's not a thing that happens to most people. No. If they make a smoothie they have like two fruits max. They're like, yeah, I got the fruit that was on sale. Or they go to the grocery store and buy the frozen mixed fruit bag. Oh yeah, that's the one. It's

not feasible for most Americans. And I feel like that's just something I'd say you know probably most people in the world but like a fantasy it's it's wild to me and again he's definitely going to die and what's crazy about it is I get to watch the whole process so I'm kind of here for it yeah Uh, yeah, it does seem as though, uh, he's pretty insane. Uh, yeah, I see... He's got... Hold on. This man, I can't... This man... On February 14th, he posted a video called Perfect... I'm sorry. Perfect your erection score and make your valentine happy.

Your erection score score the man's making things up I don't know what that means yeah that is this sound it actually sounds like he's just making shit up at this point I think I must he also posted a poll that said I accept you either way, and he asked, would you be sad if I died, or would you be relieved if I died? And 88% said they'd be sad, but 11% said they'd be relieved.

Okay, this is another, he posted an image, and the image says, it's two bullseyes, right? And one bullseye is visible and says, talent, hits a target no one else can hit. And then it says, genius, and it's a bullseye that's invisible and it says, hits a target no one else can see. And you're like, what? What do you mean? That sounds, that literally sounds crazy. No one else can see the target and so, yeah, I hit it.

So you hit a thing that doesn't exist and you're taking, like, if genius is just bullshitting and making your way up, this man's a genius. Oh, there's plenty of those. Yeah, if just making things up and saying you did a thing even though it's not a thing, then yes, this man absolutely is that. He is a genius.

Well, from the thing where he said he injected horse tranquilizer ketamine There's that thing under it that says ketamines and FDA approved Anesthetic and a fast-acting treatment for depression calling it a horse tranquilizer is misleading So that's great This is the things like I don't get these people they spend so much time This is... the thing is like I don't get these people because they spend so much time trying to be like the healthiest longest living person ever that they're gonna die and then they die just like having dedicated all that time to just

like doing this and not actually having fun. They're like enjoying the little things that you can do. I mean, this is fun like there's parts of this I kind of get it's like when they talk about them RFK jr. that dude's bonkers insane but every once a while just like this dude I'm looking at one of his things on February 7th he posted over 40% of the US are obese let's start eliminating food toxins fast food you know different sugars I kind of agree I'm like yeah. When R.F.K. is like, oh this thing's terrible, we should get rid of these sugars. I'm like, okay, I'm with you on this. And then he's like, and also vaccines. And I'm like, okay, nevermind, you lost me. And it sucks because this guy's the same way. Where

he's like, we should get rid of these things, but also we should remove fluoride from water. I'm like, but that's kept plenty of people's teeth from... like that's... there's a reason it's there, it's not a conspiracy and it's like, nope it is though! It's like, okay. It's... alright. That's one of the problems with a lot of these people is they'll have a few good points and you're like, okay yeah that's alright, and you're like, okay we're getting somewhere and then they just have like some bat shit insane things right behind that and you're like ah okay nevermind that's most YouTube which is the crazy part where people make videos

and you're like yeah I agree with this like during this as a Star Wars fan during the most recent Star Wars trilogy all of it I was like yeah I agree with that that movie was terrible and then it'd be like and women are awful I'm like what hold up what it's like and why were there so many minorities in this movie I'm like hold up Yeah, it's and YouTube and streaming on it truly lets you Eventually see people for who they are because it'll it'll always come out I mean if you look at all this posts most of the replies are like you're still gonna die, dude

Which is kind of what we're doing. But I must stress, I don't hate this man. I'm fascinated by him. I literally watch all of everything he does. I must learn more about him. He is just fascinating because he's in his own weird like a strange place that I guess when you've won at life this is this is all you have left. Yeah it's it is one of those weird thing or you can tell he's like gone full into this and it's just sometimes when people go full into something it takes them over over and they go a little too far that's when they go insane and I

think you know that point where he's truly gone insane and that's you know what I'm here for it again he uh that on January 28th he wrote I am no longer injecting my son's blood I've upgraded to something else. Total plasma exchange steps. Take out all blood from body. Two, separate plasma from blood. Three, replace plasma with 5% albumin? Albumin and IVIG. Here's a bag of my plasma. Who wants it? And then he just posts all this scientific follow-up information. You're just like Cool, that's great man. Thanks for the data, but also what you just said is insane I'm glad you have the data to back up what you did

But you literally like I take out all the blood for my body then I separate the blood from the plasma that I replace Plasma with something totally different. You're like I don't think that's how that's supposed to work, my man. I love this guy. And the thing is, maybe his insanity will stumble upon, I don't know if it's gonna prevent death, but it may stumble upon something interesting and so I'm totally here for it. Yeah, it's it's definitely interesting. I will give it that. That's what I'm saying, it's interesting and I love that. And's what I'm saying. It's, it's interesting. And I, I love that. And the fact that he's just selling supplements really just, including his own olive oil for $33, I think that he calls snake oil.

It's literally called snake oil on the bottle. I'm telling you everything about this man. Fascinating. on the bottle I'm telling you everything about this man fascinating it was a great way to segue into but I strained my neck yeah maybe you do need to follow this guy more maybe I do well here's the thing I strained it in my sleep and so I was just one day I am strained in a while I've been doing pretty good And everything and then I don't know it's just one of those things where you just get up weird you know I mean where you like turn your head wrong, and it's like the it's the same part of my neck that I've strained for a while now on and off

It's the it's I injured it in the gym one time and that that kind of messed it up I've gotten physical therapy for it that helps but then you know you stop doing the physical therapy for a little bit and then it probably gets a little weaker and it's like oop um so I need to start doing that again but it's been annoying it's not bad once you like loosen up it's just you know it's like anything you strain it you're like whatever but it's uh it it sucks. Especially sleeping. Oh my god, sleeping's the worst. So like, I have to, I can't sleep on my right side.

Usually it's better to sleep on your left side anyway, for like, just a numerous amount of reasons. Uh, so, I have to like put a pillow behind my back so I don't like flip over, and then, I just like sleep on my left, and then after a while I wake up and I'm like and I have to adjust and then I fall back asleep it's just annoying. I just don't know how you consistently hurt your neck but it's also never been a thing that I've had to deal with like I don't have body parts that just ache randomly I'll hurt myself like with. Like I don't have body parts that just ache. Randomly I'll hurt myself like an idiot, but I don't have like a chronic thing. So I don't know how that keeps happening to you,

but I guess, I don't know, dude. Like it- Well, once you strain something, it's more prone to getting strained. Gotcha. That's just how it works. So that's why a lot of athletes, they'll like pull their hamstring

and then they pull it again and they pull it. Like once you injure something something it gets injured more easily. So that's why the other side of my neck's fine. I don't hurt the other side of my neck. That's like good, but it's like specifically my upper left part of my neck, which is the part that I injured in the gym. Just I think I was doing like a chest press or something and then I turned my neck and I pushed up too much weight and I was like, uh, and that was that was it. And so I never turned my head ever again while doing that. I don't know why I did it, but yeah, it messed me up. And so that was like years ago. That was probably like four years ago.

So it's kind of on and off. Sometimes I'll tweak it and I'm like, other times it's not bad, but I don't know something I did in my sleep just Re-aggravated it, but should you not be in a more like permanent physical therapy situation and How does it all work? Uh, we don't really go to physical therapy permanently It's more so they figure out what's wrong and they give you exercises to deal with it My issue is I stop doing those exercises. Well, there's your problem.

Well, that's what I'm saying. I need to do them again. The thing is when you go to the gym, it's easy to do the same stuff you always do. I do my machines, I do my lat pulldowns, I do my chest press, I do my whatever. But then usually in physical therapy, they're like, all right, so we're gonna do these little micro exercises that are gonna strengthen your middle traps and your lower traps

that are gonna take the stress off the upper trap. And so you have to lay on the ground with two pound weights and be like, ee, oo, ee, oo, ee, oo, and kinda do little back curls, and that helps. But it's just like, sometimes you forget, sometimes they're just annoying to do, and it like I don't like lay flat and like I have to Get a towel and put the towel on my head

So I don't like push my nose to the ground and be like you or you gotta get the ball They all lay on the ball and do the thing but then you hurt yourself and you're like man I should have got the ball out You know, so that's one of those things where just once you re-aggravate it you're like oh yeah that thing it's back. Tim. So yeah. I don't envy that. I don't like that. Although I will say the fact that two times in the last I don't even know how many years but it feels like too soon when I like will go to sleep and wake up

with a sprained ankle somehow, dude, I'm still terrified. It's happened twice. And the one time it hurt so bad, I straight up just wanted to die. Like it sucked, it was so painful. And so now I'm like terrified of that. So I straight up get in walks. Sometimes I'll sleep with my

feet not under the covers because I'm like what if it got tangled in the covers and that's what did it like maybe I just move around when I sleep a lot I genuinely come up with creative solutions for a problem that may not be a problem again it happened twice over several years and it was maybe painful for a week but a week of pain sucks. It does suck. It's just more annoying than anything right like it just it hinders your ability to do stuff which is you know unlike when you're sick when you're sick it's just like but this is just like it just hurts it gets in the way you're like yeah so it's it's

something that you can usually prevent which is the worst part. That's something that just mainly happens. Yeah, and that's where I'm at. I want to prevent it from happening, which is weird. You know what? We just got done shittin' on this guy, and he's stupid, like I wanna live forever. But really, all he's trying to do is prevent things from happening, much like we are, like really at the end of the day.

He's just crazy, and we are just slightly crazy. That's the difference Well, yeah, the difference like there's plenty of older differences. He's a millionaire, and we are not If I do that as a millionaire I could just pay somebody to like be my daily physical therapist I'd be like remind me to do my therapy exercises, and then be like, aye aye, Captain. They'd have to call me Captain. Oh, yeah. And then I'd be like doing stuff. They'd be like, remember the therapy? And I'd be like, ah, that's right. Can you show me how to do this? And then they'd be like, up, do this. And then they'd check my form and be like,

all right, your form's a little bit, let me adjust your shoulder. OK, there you go. All right, now you're doing it. Like, boom, that'd be so much easier than having to be like all right am I doing this right I don't know I guess I'm just gonna do it and hope I am I must stress yeah if I ever become a millionaire the first thing I'm doing is hiring like a live-in assistant someone to live in the obvious mansion I'm gonna buy somebody who lives there on like the ground floor and like a cabinet or something you know I give him a little space and they come out like Harry Potter from under the

stairs and they just take care of me and it could be like, it could be like a guy named Chandler or a girl named like, I don't know, Chandra. Who cares? But they, yeah, it's chan something and they just take care of me. They, they, they deal with all my emails and they take all my calls and I literally can just live life like I imagine an ancient Greek philosopher did where they woke up and were like, today I should look at the stars and wonder what's up there. Like that's all I want anymore.

I just want to not do anything. And people are like, but what about all the things you love and making the games and doing the streams or whatever? Let me tell you if I had the kind of money where I didn't have to care anymore. I would Vanish from public life. I wouldn't be like one of these millionaire billionaires who's constantly on TV I would be like nah, dude. I'm gonna go live out the rest of my days quietly on like a beach with with Chandler and I assume my Young wife and my ex-wife and that's that's what I'll do

Dude, I would keep doing what I'm doing I'd still be playing kaizo iron man But I'd be doing like the shit crazy millionaire streamers to like do like they set up stages and everything I'd have like a Pokemon set I would go to play on and they'd be like real Pokemon pop. It'd be like just people I paid. Be like, oh no Charmander's back there. He's like walking around. You can do like some fun shit with it. The thing is I did all that and not even as a millionaire. I had an eSports team. I've put on cons. Like I've done all of this and not being a millionaire. So like I got that out of my system.

It happened. So now I'm like, I did all that. Maybe I'll become like, what's his face, Gabe. I'll make video games and I will just rarely show up except to like sassy talk other industry professionals for being bad. I can see you doing that. I might, that might be my future. Dude I still

ever since we talked about what games I'd make I'd still make Fishing Warrior, Adventure, whatever I called. The one where you- People were giving you a hard time because like that exists already yeah well not the Krendor version. No they kept talking about the our Monster Hunter Hunter existing already not fishing warrior What all right all right? All right? What is pitch me on fishing warrior again? What is this? Okay fishing warriors the game where you go fishing to catch like gear and weapons that you then equip To go fight and when you go fight you get fishing gear

Which you then use to go fish and catch better weapons and armor, and you just go back and forth in the loop. Is that not just Dave the Diver? No. Because this is more like a pixel-y loop hero type of thing. So I picture it. Okay, so alright, it's pixels. And you're a little guy, and you walk around, what's the map look like? How does

the overworld look? I mean, I haven't truly thought that out, but I would imagine... Well, as I'm asking you, I'm thinking out right now. So I'd probably have numerous different bosses. That would be the big thing, right? There's numerous bosses. They have different strengths and weaknesses, kind of like an MMORPG or RPG. And by going fishing, you would fish up all these different weapons and armor sets and abilities and stuff that you could then equip so you can spend a lot of time just fishing trying to get some crazy stuff and then

you would go and fight these like dungeon bosses and raid bosses and stuff and then by killing them they would drop fishing gear and that would make fishing easier, you get like a better net you get like a higher percentage chance to catch rare stuff you get like a better fishing rod, and then you equip that and then you go back to the old fishing hole, there would be like numerous places you could fish there's like a lake, a river some, you go like the ice caps and go ice fishing or some shit and you just catch different stuff there with your better equipment and you just go back and forth doing that. But the

name fish warrior sounds like like you're uh like like I don't know you're gonna fight fish though. You might you can fight fish as well there could be fish bosses maybe they drop better gear or better fishing gear or something. Alright let me let me propose something to you here is my Jesse Cox version of your game. Alright. You are a fisher in a town you're just like a fisherman doing a thing. You go around you fish like level one is you're just fishing. Yep. But then plot twist you fished up so many fish, the crab king gets angry and sends his minions to destroy the town.

And you, being the last person left alive in town, have to rebuild the town. That's like the buildup mechanic. And you have to lure new people to come to the town, that's how you get new shops and whatever, but you also have to then defend yourself from the crab king, which means you must not only be a fisher, but you also must be a warrior. And so you go out and you fight the crab king to prevent him from attacking the town,

but then you gotta go and fish as well. And the fish, and so you do the back and forth over and over and over again. And it's kind of like, um, uh, my God, call to the lamb where there's a town management thing where you do the fishing and do that stuff. But then you got to go out and got to fight and then you come back and then you manage and then you go out and you fight and they come back and you fish and you do all that. And then you go out and you fight and then you come back and then you manage and you go out your fight and they come back in your fish and you do all that and you got your fight and you come back that's how I see that happening that's great yeah that's that's exactly what I wanted

you just added the the plot yeah that's what you need a little hook some something also I just wanted to say that we need a character called the crab king but he is in fact not a crab he is a fish with a crab on his head. I like that That's good, and he's the crab king because he killed that crab now. Yes Yes, absolutely. Yeah, he wears the crab as his crown. Yes, correct. Yeah. Yeah, that's perfect. I love that

Yeah, and then I mean that would be amazing then you could have numerous DLC expansions with various other types of fish leaders. You could have different types of fisherman, like you have wizard fisherman guy. You could have you know all the different RPG characters. This is just a million dollar idea. I'm with you on this. I like this a lot. This is a very good idea and if only we had the million dollars to make that million dollar idea come true. If only I was Brian Johnson. I would be creating Fish Warrior right now. Yeah, but then you wouldn't live forever, unfortunately.

That's just what happened for you. That's true. I did see that from learning with like Brandon Sanderson's writing stuff, which I've still been watching every week, even though I've watched all his old ones, I'm watching the updated ones because he keeps releasing them now. And you learn that people are always like, I got a really good idea for a book or a video or a thing and Pretty much ideas are cheap Like everybody can get ideas. It's about executing with those ideas that matters more than anything sure. Oh, yeah

I mean, that's why I know I suck I Constantly have great ideas only to discover that I have no way of executing those ideas, so I just don't Yeah, and that's that's part of the problem like people be like dude I got this great idea for a book and they're like Now you write it and do all the work and then we can like split the profit Yeah, it's just like no because the entire all the work is the hard part like the idea and you can write a book about literally anything. And if a, like if you give somebody

that's good at what they do, an idea for something, they can do it very well. And if you give somebody else an idea, they can do it poorly if they're not good at it. And it's like that for any profession. If you give a chef a bunch of ingredients, he can be like, yeah, I can make something out of this. But if you give some random dude a bunch of ingredients they're gonna be like I

don't know I could try to fix something up right like it's you need expertise in the field of whatever you're doing absolutely yeah like you need to have some knowledge of what you're trying to achieve like for me I can produce the shit out of a video game now Now I understand production. I still couldn't tell you how to make the coding work or I can't draw anything or how to make the pixels move. Like I don't know any of that. Uh, that's why other people do it, but like I can make sure it gets done. I can keep people on track. I can manage stuff. I can test things, but yeah, you just have to know what you can do or then go out and learn it, you know?

Yeah, and that's kind of the main thing. So that's why whenever people are like, I've got an idea, it's like, it doesn't really mean that much. Right, right. Yeah, because, you know, I think they mentioned, yeah, what was it? There was an author who was talking about how ideas are really cheap and any good writer can write a book about anything. And I guess they gave him the idea of writing a book about Pokemon and the Roman Empire.

And then he literally wrote a book about it and it became really popular. I forgot what it was called. Now I gotta look this up Pokemon Roman Empire yeah it's uh oh it might be this is it called is it called Furies of Calderon yeah I think this is it I think it's Furies of Calderon Codex Aleria book one for a thousand years, the people of Alera have united against the aggressive and threatening races that inhabited the world, using their unique bond with the Furies. Elementals of Earth, fire, air, water, wood, and metal. But in the remote Calderon Valley, the boy Tavi struggles with his lack of fury crafting

at 15 he has no wind fury to help him fly no fire fury to light his lamps yet as the Alerans most savage enemy the Marat horde returned to the valley Tavi's courage and resourcefulness will be the greater power than any fury so I don't know what this has to do with Pokemon, but all the reviews are like, dude, it's like Pokemon. Well, I guess that's because somebody was just like, he made that, the statement of being like, oh, you know what, anybody can write anything. Just give me like two ideas and I'll do it.

And someone was like, Pokemon Roman Empire. He's like, all right, sure. And then he did it. And it did really well. Yeah, I'm looking at this. It's a, he's the Dresden Files guy. I didn't know that. Oh, yeah. So yeah, he's...

I mean, like, he's actually like a real ass writer. Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was just kind of like, this was going to be a guy who did stuff, and then this is like, I was... In my mind, I thought it was just kind of like, this was going to be a guy who did stuff. And then this is like, I was, in my mind, I thought this is, you know how on Amazon

anyone can publish anything? Right, right. That's what I'll do for my book. Yeah, like my love of the lizard people and it's like a sexy lizard person novel. Like that's on Amazon, I promise you. And I was thinking, oh, maybe this guy is just one of those people that did that. No, no that no no no no this is a real ass guy with real published stuff

from real publishing houses yeah and so it's you know it's it's the same with anything if you give Gordon Ramsay some ingredients he's gonna he can make something out of it right and so it's that's kind of what it boils down to is just ideas are kind of cheap it's the execution that matters more than anything sure I can't believe there are 17 Dresden file books that's so funny I don't know what the Dresden files are but I heard of them yeah it's like a second that's a great I don't even know how to describe it dude dude is made I Just discovered that not only is the Furies of Calderon book one

There man is already on book three. It looks like of that series He's pumping them It's a sick no he's got six. It's a six book series right now What it's a six book series right now. What? It's a sixth book series, the final novel came out. I have no idea when that did come out, but when did- It started in 2005. Yeah that's crazy. Almost 20 years ago.

First Lord's Fury. Crazy. first Lord's fury crazy also I was clicking through some of the books you wrote he this book I don't know what it is I just don't like first-person perspective writing mmm okay I don't know how you feel but I just I prefer a third person it just feels easier to read and I don't know. I guess it depends on the style. If it's very creative and they do it in sort of a the writer is journaling the weird thing that happened to them or if it's like a noir style detective story where we're seeing it through the eyes of the detective and the mystery is unfolding through them so we're not being spoiled with extraneous details. I

like those but I'm not a fan of the ones that are like, um, insert yourself into the character stories, if that makes any sense. Oh yeah, what, the Hunger Games are written like that too. So I remember being like, oh the Hunger Games, and I started browsing through and it's just like, I am Katniss Everdeen and I am going to go fight and I'm just like, I just don't like, I don't know, I just don't like first person. It's like a preference. But the reason I think, the reason I think most of those books you mentioned, like, you know, Hunger Games or what's the one with the, the one that we loved that they didn't

finish making the movies that I can't remember the name of right now? Is that the, the Maze Runner or the, uh, Divinity? Not Maze Runner, but same... Yes, Divergent. Divergent, yeah. That is equally written the same way. And the reason why is because it's like for young women to put themselves in the role of the main character. Just like the vampire one.

All of them are written from that perspective because it's like I relate to her. Right, it's more about immersing yourself as the character it's like I relate to her. Right it's more about immersing yourself as the character it feels like. Absolutely there's something I mean there's a reason why all of the women in those books like the main character women are non-descript so that you can sort of place yourself in the role. Yeah no that does make sense so it kind of just depends what you're going for. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, that's why there's different books

for different people, which is, I'm all right with that. I just, because that's kind of what I like the third person for is because when you read different perspectives, like if you read from two different characters' perspectives, you get how they look at something that's exactly the same in a different way the same way you would hear people talk about in different ways or somebody

might be like ah there's the park I used to go to as a kid it was very good and then the next chapter someone goes there and they're like there's that park that I got beat up at as a kid like I hate that park right so it's like you read about the same park but you get get it in two different perspectives. Hmm.

So I just like that. I also just don't like the being like, I did this thing. Maybe that's because I don't like being immersed as the main character. I think that's just what it is. Yeah, yeah, I like the looking in from the outside style of books. Unless you're gonna tell me a horror story or a mystery

where you get the detective's point of view or the person who's running from the monster's point of view, those make it a little more interesting. I actually like those a lot, where there's something that's hidden and you only know enough information so you're learning along with the main character. that I think is fun. I like those but Yeah, if it's not a mystery if it's just like my name is John Johnson. My life is terrible. I'm like, alright well

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weather request for WAPI Greenland nuke NUUK now with Greenland in the spotlight you're getting you're not getting a more perfect timing wait oh the capital of Greenland okay for a second I thought he said woppy Greenland I was like it was a woppy Green I was, I honestly was excited about that too, to be honest. I was like, go on. Uh, yeah, I mean, there's gotta be a WAPI place somewhere, right? Next week, everybody recommend your WAPI location. Uh, all right. I can bust out the old WAPI here. Hold on.

Is it crazy to me that the capital of Greenland, first off being, besides being very small, also just for some reason has a golf course? You never would have associated a golf course with Greenland, ever. Not once in my life would I think, yeah, that's exactly right. A golf course. Greenland's one of those things where people are always like, ah, it's got green land, it's nice there, maybe we'll have a golf course. But in Iceland, you're like, ah, there's no way there's a golf course in Iceland. I mean, I'm looking at the golf course.

It's like a barren. It doesn't even look great. It doesn't look like a golf course. Most of the photos are snow. Like, I just, I mean, I guess if you're going to spend, a rich dude probably made it. And as we've learned, I don't understand rich people at all. That's very true. Uh,

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Winds, 11 miles per hour. 2.12 UV index. 0 moon phase. Wain and crescent. 10 day. Monday, snow. Tuesday. zero moon phase waning crescent then day Monday snow that day yeah okay okay snow Thursday snow right right Friday

Saturday mostly cloudy Sunday cloud sorry he's breaking He's he hasn't done the weather in numerous in a while since the live show I think yes since the live show that's right He was already kind of rusty there. I am blown away by the fact that like There's a restaurant kind of the center of town called igu IGGU and restaurant kind of in the center of town called Igoo. I-G-G-U. And from the outside, almost every photo

appears to be nighttime, which I think says a lot about the weather there. It's either snowy or it's nighttime, because I guess it's so far north. But with that said, the pizza looks really good in a way that I understand why one of the photos is a large line outside the door waiting to get inside but also the nachos look like the most basic bitch hotel nachos have ever seen my entire life yeah it's

a wide range but the pizza looks good I'd eat that pizza in a heartbeat what's it called oh I GGU igu oh I see it. Wow there's people lined up out the door. That's what I'm saying but it also makes me wonder how many restaurants are in this area. Also why is Igoo across the street from Nivi? And Nivi seems like a legit modern eatery spot. It looks delicious. Whoa! They have one meal? All right, this seems way too douchey, but also I love this. I'm looking at a meal served on a literal plank of wood

that is a micro burger, a side of fries, a micro hot dog, and onion rings, and I would eat the hell out of that it is so pretentious but exactly what I want that actually does sound phenomenal I would eat that it looks yeah it looks exactly like the kind of food I would eat in a heartbeat but also it's weird because the inside this place looks gorgeous but the outside is straight up just like a nondescript building. Yeah. But I guess that's kind of the vibe. Like there's one here. It's,

it's Kiling and Co. I think that's how you spell that unless it's killing in Co. Um, but the outside looks like a crappy shack, but the inside's gorgeous and they have a beautiful salad bar. I don't, I genuinely, I guess cause the outside doesn't matter if it's all covered in snow Yeah, I mean we saw that place in San Antonio the drug then they had great food. Yeah, that was a great Yeah, look terrible on the outside, but the inside was great. Yeah. Oh my god. There's literally just a bar called daddy's which is hilarious to me I'm kind of mesmerized never once in my life that I think I want to go check out

Greenland but that's also because I didn't think there were any real-ass cities Most places when you scroll into a named thing in Greenland like just scroll out a little bit And then look at any of the other named places and then keep scrolling there is nothing Usually there's a road or something. There is nothing. You scroll in and I found one place that has one road. Oh yeah, you're right. There's like nothing here.

That's what I'm saying. Cause most people don't live in Greenland. It's like a place where people just do not live. And so it's fascinating to me that this is like, I'm looking at places. There's a, I don't even know how you say this. Is there a, I don't even know. Like that's, there's nothing there. There's Vandal block, van Vandra block. That is a scroll in nothing either Google Maps has never been there and Never mapped it which says a lot or it literally is just nothing like I'm looking at this other place It says it's a town, but there's nothing there

Yeah, there really isn't anything And so that's this is amazing to me. I never once thought that's a place. I want to go visit but like also maybe This is amazing to me. I never once thought that's a place I want to go visit, but like also, maybe it is, it is the same vibe as like the Northern territories in Canada or Nunavut and all those places where it's like so far North. I'm like, why would I ever go there? But now I'm kind of intrigued. What's also crazy is as far as I can tell this appears to be roughly on the same parallel as Norway Sweden and Finland and I must know. Let I just I'm you know what hey world you're pretty damn cool. Yeah that's what I'm taking away from this. Yeah, this does have very much like a Finland Norway Sweden vibe. Yeah, but also it's so funny

to me how international everything is. Like I'm looking at a bubble tea house in Greenland right now. Like I never would have thought that was a thing that would exist. I mean it's on the same like line as Norway, Sweden, Finland. So it makes sense to have the same weather. So I get it and now it makes me laugh at everyone I know who lives in Norway. I'm like y'all how? But then they'll send me images like it's 4 p.m. here pitch black. And I'm like, no, I couldn't do that. I just couldn't. But then I see photos of like, if, if Fiori Ferelek, which is apparently a bakery and it's a bakery in what appears to be some dude's home, right?

It straight up looks like an apartment building, but these loaves of bread look deli- it literally is this dude's home! Oh my god! It is straight up this- it's- it's in his home! And I'll be honest, I dig the shit out of that! That was pretty cool. Wild. Yeah. I mean, I love it. Good job, Greenland. I got distracted by a- someone has a shed with a snowboarder on it. It's like a random picture of a snowboarder. And he's going, is he on the shed? Uh, hold on. Can I send you this? Let's see.

Maybe sometimes Google has sucked lately when it comes to the maps. Yeah. Sometimes it sucks. Uh, I'm street, I'm street viewed somewhere, but I don't know what I'm looking at. So if you scroll to the shed in the mountains, it looks like there's a penguin on it, but you zoom in and there's a snowboarder. The shed in the mountains? Yes. Okay. What do you see right now? Do you see the cars? I see a blue home. Ok, you see the blue home. Alright, now go slightly to the right. Of the blue home.

Yes. Now do you see the shed? I see multiple sheds. Multiple sheds? Yeah, so I'm saying I see multiple sheds. Ok, but there's a shed that has a picture on it and then there's the other shed to the right of it yes I see the picture shed

you want the right no then go to the picture shed that's the one with the snowboarder oh friend or you must be more specific it is a picture of a snowboarder yeah it is not I thought you meant there was a snowboarder riding on top of the shed oh No, you said there's a snowboarder on the shed and in my mind the image I had was a dude being like Calabunga, and he's on the shed snowboarding on the shed That is not the case here. No there is it is just a photo of a man on a shed. Or I guess maybe a woman, a kid? I don't know. I think it's a woman. If I had to guess. Also, if you turn around 180 degrees, there's a

dumpster. That dumpster says, look my tush. I'm looking right at that tush right now. I see it. Look my tush, dude. Look my tush. There it is. What's wild about this is if you were to say, Jesse, where do you think this was taken? These images. It looks like Mars. It does not look earthy at all. Yeah. The ground is almost devoid of life. And then the buildings here are, are I guess created in a way that they can sustain the winters, but they are basically just gray, red, blue with no real identifiers on them at all. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it really does feel like a different planet. It does. It's wild looking.

Like from the surface, it's straight up, if you go far enough past the houses, it looks like the photos they take of Mars. If you just ignore all of the shit happening here, there's like some shots, like this, I'm looking at one right now, straight up just looks like it's a Mars Rover shot. It's wild looking. Yeah it's which is probably why there's the conspiracy people being like we're on earth dude we don't go to space. Yeah that's boring though. That is boring and dumb. Yeah space is cool that's boring we need some cool shit. We do. That's boring. We need some cool shit. We do That's whether oh

Right, let's go to sports sports Sports desk we've got baseball spring training has started up Yeah, it's begun. Oh Basketball we've got the Cavaliers in first place still with the Celtics right behind them and then the Knicks kind of pretty far back in third and then a bunch of teams right after that and then in the West you got the Thunder with the Grizzlies pretty far behind them in second and then close behind them is the Nuggets, the Lakers, the Rockets and the Clippers in hockey

Hockey We've got the Capitals in first place by a decent margin. We got the Maple Leaves, the Panthers, the Hurricane, and the Devils. And then in the West we got the Jets, followed by the Stars, the Knights, the Wild, and the oilers I also just realized next year we get more Winter Olympics I'm excited because the Winter Olympics I enjoy more than the Summer Olympics I am a huge stan of curling

I watch all of it anything they broadcast I watch I love curling it is I think the one sport I would actually be good at It's that would be my olympic sport as well. I would do yeah, I'd love I love I want to be here's the thing Would you be the guy who tosses or would you be the sweeper? Pardon me things I'd be the sweeper. I want to be a sweeper too. I feel like they're having more fun Yeah, I think so. Watch them go like

Like as fast as they can. That's hilarious. I love that It really is. It's uh Plus like, I don't know the Winter Olympics in general are just like they've got so many cool things It was just like the bobsleds and you got snowboarding and you got skiing and you got like the the cross-country thing where they're like skiing And then they're like shooting the targets and stuff It's just like everything's just kind of kind of wacky wild and I like that. I do too. I'm it's it's Very clear to me that at some point they said we have to make up some sports Yeah, and those are in the Winter Olympics and honestly, I'm here for it. I love all of them

Yeah, let's see. Are they adding anything the Winter Olympics and honestly I'm here for it. I love all of them. Yeah. Let's see, are they adding anything to the Winter Olympics? In 2026, Italy, oh yeah, it's in Italy, will introduce ski mountaineering as a new sport. What the hell? Ski mountaineering? What is that? I don't know. You just, it's mountaineering but you just stay on skis? Ski mountaineering is a skiing discipline that involves climbing mountains either on skis or skis or carrying them Yeah, it's literally just your mountaineering plus skis Amazing all right. It's just like cross-country skiing you're going for a hike, but with skis Yeah, I'm telling you. I think the winter limericks just invents shit, and I'm here for it I'm telling you like 2 a.m.. You just put on ski mountaineering. That's like the most chill wind down TV you could watch

like The difference is so I looked up the 2028 Olympics which are gonna be here in LA And I was like what what new is gonna to come to those Olympics? These are the new things included in the Olympics. Let me really quickly go here and verify these things. New things. None of this is new, by the way. Baseball, softball, a bat and ball sport, right? Cricket, sport right cricket will be back flag football okay lacrosse and squash squash yeah I don't know what squash is squash is that like racket sport that you've seen in gyms a lot hit the racket against a wall and there's four corners and the rubber ball bounces all over the walls and you have to like... Oh, like I know what you mean.

You see it in movies sometimes when it's like two bros talking about business at the gym and they're hitting the squash ball. Yeah, okay, I know what you mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's kind of wacky. It's kind of wacky, but it's like a sport that's a sport thing you know not many people are out there talking about like like you don't see a lot of cross country skiing in a movie for example or whatever that mountaineering whiskey you don't see that in a movie yeah you don't see that squash I definitely know it

exists yeah it's or yeah just adding baseball and shit like okay cool what else squash on the Wikipedia page for squash I just looked squash literally was played at the pyramids of Egypt and there's a shot of like a big squash match happening in the pyramids are just behind it like it is a thing damn you know I'd love to see where they played in Egypt that'd be crazy pray like look at the out mid walls hold on like this right here is the image I'd love to see where they played in Egypt. That'd be crazy. Probably like pyramid walls. Hold on, like this right here is the image. Please tell everyone what this looks like.

Oh yeah, like the pyramids are there. What's I'm saying? It's just a big wall. Honestly, no offense to squash. But I'd be so much more interested in the pyramids in the background than the squash match interested in the pyramids in the background than the Squatch match happening in it. Like it is so boring compared to the giant ancient pyramids behind them. Yeah. Yeah, that's...

Well, now I know Squash. And... that's sports. All right. What's our fact of the day? And that's sports. Allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll While the sugar in fruit is mostly fructose and glucose, you can't get too much sugar from fresh fruit. Fresh fruit contains a lot of fiber and water, which slows down your digestion and makes you feel full. I don't know about that.

I feel like somebody probably could go crazy getting too much sugar from fruit. Eventually you get full though, right? There's gotta be somebody, like professional eaters. They probably would eat too much. Professional eaters? probably too much professional eaters what does that mean in your mind those people that eat it like the hot dog eating contest you think there's like a banana eating contest and some guy just

went to crazy and died out of they died but they definitely felt terrible I mean yeah this is the thing is like this like professional eaters are on a different level like they can power down anything I'm just trying to argue this thing where they're like you can just eat as much fruit as you want or I'm like I don't know about that. I feel like there's got everything's in limits You know like they're not saying just keep eating a bunch of fruit like you know

Yeah, well, that's what I assume like obviously eating fruit is good for you because it has the fiber and everything but it's just the the fact that the article said there's no it's almost impossible to get too much sugar from fresh fruit like I feel like that is kind of crazy like I feel like you could eat enough fruit to the point where you are getting too much sugar I mean okay sure. I feel like Brian Johnson would go on. He would be like yeah you are getting too much sugar. I mean, okay, sure. I feel like Brian Johnson would go on. He would be like, yeah, you're eating too much fruit, dude. I'm just, I don't know, I'm just trying to argue this. I see that. I can't argue against it. You're not wrong.

Don't overeat anything, really though. Yeah, it's really just moderation. Just, you know, just have everything in moderation. You could have too much fiber. I can mess you up and different types of sugars will mess you up. Do like I can't even eat apples if I eat apples. If I can eat like a couple bites of an apple. But if I eat like a, if I ate two apples, my digestive system is like, Oh boy. A lot of times it's because of the fruit posts and the sugars that don't digest well. But that's a personal, that's like you.

That's because you're falling apart. That's also true, yes. But there's plenty of people, it's like you with eggs. Some people you get to eat eggs. It's like anything. Yup. You're not wrong, I cannot do eggs. Yeah.

Now, would eating fruit be better than eating numerous processed foods and everything people are eating like obvious 100 Yes, oh, yeah in that respect it is, but I'm just trying to devil devil dead bulls I'm trying to dead Vils advocate here. All right. Well, I feel I feel like dead Ville is filled with many advocates these days It sure is good. It sure is Back to you in the studio. Alright! Who has come to us with tears in their eyes? Dear illustrious sirs, I write this question with tears in my imagination and give it a physical form to serve as your companion What would it be and would you name it? Oh my god? You got to go first

I feel like you already have this down. This is easy for you Is it easy for me? Let's see so many options of really great things you could bring to life That's the problem is so there's so many options. I great things you could bring to life that's the problem is so there's so many options that have to settle on one oh crendor what well pick what you make it seem like it's obvious it is it's not all the listeners know it's obvious well

what is it you tell me I don't know because it's not obvious there's too many options But you're like it's not there's not too many options barely cuz you're like it's obvious I Feel like you don't even know one sloth to Garfield cat Three some kind of little skink lizard creature. Here's so many options, that's just off the top of my head. Those are just like animals.

Yeah, exactly! This is creating a creature, like creating a magical creature or something. Yeah, you could bring any of those to life. You could create a sloth that's like... They're not magical, they're just animals. Yeah! I mean, look, I wanna... fine. Then I wanna make a little goblin named Gringus

who does all the work for me. Done. Look, easy. Simple. That's what I'm saying. See, I'd make... But a goblin's just a fantasy creature that I didn't make that up. Uh... well, nothing's truly made up. Well, then this should be easy for you. It's not! There's so many options! It's not that hard! You're like that guy when someone

asked him a question like if you had to choose either eating a hundred pineapples or 100 buttholes and you're like well I don't want to do either of those things like well the point is you're supposed to just choose. No I am that guy because toaster room she'll ask me questions like that all the time she's like if you were in this situation, what would you do? And I'm like well I don't know how I'd feel in that situation like what am I doing am I still myself am I doing these things? Just pick one and she's like you're not fun, and I'm like I'm not fun. I'm trying to figure this out I can't do it. It was like somebody was like in my chat, and they said crendor

What would you eat for your final meal? Like you were gonna the world was gonna explode or you're gonna die or like something What do you your final meal, and I was like well? I don't think I'd be hungry Probably wouldn't be I'd be stressed I'm dead dude, I probably wouldn't be. I'd be stressed. I'd be like, I'm dead dude, I don't want to eat. I'd probably just have wine. But the question really is, if you had to have your best meal, what would it be? Like if you were never going to eat again, the last meal you'd ever eat, what would it be? That's the question they're asking, really.

That's the problem. It depends on my mood. Toast is right. You're no fun. There's so many different options. Some days I want to eat like a deep dish pizza. And I'm like, oh man, but another day I don't want a deep dish pizza. So how am I supposed to know in that moment what I'm going to eat when I'm not in that moment to feel how I'm going to feel? Right? I can't agree with you. When I'm not in that moment to feel how I'm gonna feel right I

Can't agree with you. It's just a mind exercise It is straight up just a little exercise thinking hard enough people are just really basic and they're not going in depth enough like I am Like everybody's not playing by the confined rules of the experiment. You're just like But you're not playing by the confined rules of the experiment. You're just like- There's no confined rules! That's just a question! It's not like we have an entire rule book based around metaphorical questions or whatever the shit. Uh, I'm just saying, I think it makes more sense to think the way I'm thinking. Because...

You don't know! You don't- you might- someone- they might bring out your favorite food, you're not hungry! You know, you might, they might bring out your favorite food, you're not hungry. Alright. I feel like people just pick a food they think is their favorite, but they don't truly feel is their favorite. Okay. I fundamentally disagree, it's so simple. And you're making it purposefully difficult on yourself. You're doing this to yourself. Just like you're spreading your on yourself you're doing this yourself just like you're spreading your neck you're doing this to yourself

I didn't even do it I did it in my sleep subconsciously I guess I did it it's okay well okay you what would your final meal be then oh uh's easy. I would get pizza chicken wings and Some tacos keep it simple. I'd eat all of it so that when they electrocute me I shit myself and it stinks up the whole place Yeah, that's three things you only choose one No, it's your final meal. You can get whatever you want. Like there's a whole there's a whole YouTube series No, the final meal a meal can be whatever you want I I could say I you know if like if I was gonna say my best fast food meal, right? It would be a chicken sandwich from Wendy's

French fries from Five Guys. I'd get a Baja blast from Taco Bell and that would be my meal I'd get a Baja blast from Taco Bell, and that would be my meal. If I was gonna do a fast food meal. Even then, a fast, so the fast food meal is just a bunch of fast food that you've compiled into a meal. Yes, yes. Or what are they gonna, so does it just appear in front of you, are they like, are they like,

are they like, are they like, are they like, are they like, are they like, are they like, are they like, are they like, are they like, are they like, are they like, are they like, are they like, are they like, are they like, are they like, are they like, are they like, are they like, are of you? Are they like... Why is that the- put this on the- put this on the part of the question! It doesn't matter how it gets there! Why not? Because! The question was, what would you pick? Not how would you get it. Well, you said you were eating all this food so you could shit yourself once they killed you and it smelled. If you're just getting it in the middle of the woods, then it does matter. Well, if I'm in the middle of the woods, I'd make a different choice.

But it was, what's your last- you're being executed, what's your last meal? That was the question, right? No, it wasn't you're being executed. It was just, what would your final meal be before you die? Which is why I had the questions that I had. Uh, I'd still, man, I'd want like a nice steak. Like a really nice steak, like a Caesar salad, and a baked potato. And that's simple. That's my final meal. There, done, easy. Well, where are you eating this final meal then?

I don't know. It depends. Am I in a hospital bed? I don't know. I don't know. That's why I hate these questions. You're sending me down this rabbit hole. This isn't supposed to happen. It's why I hate these questions. They're dumb. There's too much much it's too generic of questions and then there's too many variables that go into the question that I don't even know that's all I'm saying I think they're done all right okay all right here we go we've got two other dear illustrious sirs dear illustrious sirs I come to you on my knees with tears in my eyes. If the apocalypse were to happen and you two were by circumstance forced to survive together, what roles would you take on individually to survive the post-apocalypse? Building, hunting, fishing, water purification, agriculture, crafting, distillation, etc. And who would go insane first? I'd go insane first.

Oh yeah. I'd lose Crendor somewhere along the way. Um, I must stress to you in a post-apocalyptic situation, I need to know how the world ended. It will determine a lot. Zombies. I'm a pirate captain. I live on the water. I'm not dealing with that. Uh, but if it's some sort of like religious rapture where all the good people get taken to heaven and I know I'm a bad person because I'm still around I'm going full bad I will become every villain in every post apocalyptic movie you've ever seen if I know I'm already screwed I don't give a shit I will be riding around like Mad Max villains everyone in my crew will be wearing leather and have like Dom masks on I will definitely run some sort of like New Vegas barter town situation. I will have, you know, like mutants. I'll do

the whole thing. Oh, I'll go full evil. I'm down with that. That sounds fun. Um, yeah, it just kind of depends on the apocalypse, but I would find a way to survive through sheer will at that point. I would be bad people. You don't want to hang out with me I would be a villain in the apocalypse. I think I'd rather just die That's just like you know what I think I'm done yeah, I get it I get that Yeah, I did I probably just do that or maybe I'd go fishing for a while You know or like try to do some. But once things got a little too crazy, I'd be like, yeah, I think I'm done with this. I'm dead. That's probably it. See, like at least this type of question, it's

specifying a specific scenario. Alright? I mean, it didn't really specify, it just said end of the world. Right. It's got some specificity to it but it's not yeah I think we need a little bit more like you know we need to know what kind of apocalypse right is it zombie is it whatever yeah once you tell me that I can give you a really accurate like this is exactly what I would do but even then it kind of ties into us bring this up the other day with zombies like do zombies some move really fast, some move really slow. Do they have like, brain power?

What happens if they like, I don't know, pair a muscle? Does it repair? Is it just done forever? Then there's just questions that tie into whatever type of apocalypse it is. Yeah, I gotta feel like if it's a slow-moving zombie apocalypse, I'm absolutely gonna have the best life I've ever had. I will be thrilled. Fast moving? I'm dead instantly. I'm not making it out of there at all. Also, I'm just gonna mention the other Dear Illustrious Sir, cause they said, Eurovision 2023 was the best Eurovision Austria had a song about being possessed by Edgar Allen Poe.

I love this. I love that and I want more of it. We need to definitely do that. We need to watch those. Yeah, we do need to watch those. That's Dear Austria's SIRS. Alright, what is our big news story of the day? Big news story of the day, day, day, day day capybara in line of duty cops in costumes make Peruvian drugs busts seize 1700 packages of cocaine what pardon yes in Peru a bizarre operation caught everyone's attention as police officer dressed as a capybara carried out a drug raid.

The incident captured on video in Lima on Valentine's Day shows the costumed officer apprehending a suspected drug trafficker. And there is indeed a capybara wearing a turtle backpack walking around. I'm gonna need an image of this. Alright, hold on. Here is... hold on, why isn't this like... there you go. Let me... doink. Yes! Shut up! This is incredible! It really is just a giant furry capybara. It is. I can't! I can't! You know what? The way you describe this is not nearly as fun as this image is. This man got arrested by a mascot. It's incredible. He really did. Police reported discovering more than 1,700 packages of cocaine and marijuana during the search. The recording concludes with the costume officer

photographed alongside the suspect and the seized substances displayed on the table. This operation was executed by Peru's Escuardon Verde, a specialized anti-drug unit known for using festive disguises during operations on occasions like Valentine's Day, Halloween and Christmas They have done this before, I'm looking at previous ones February 2024, cop dressed as Teddy Bear pounces on Valentine's Day and then Christmas, December 22nd 2024 police officer dressed as Grinch leads drug raids They really are doing this. That's amazing.

Peru, I love this. They've also had superhero costumes such as Spider-Man, Captain America, Thor, and Black Widow. Uh, Cole Pedro Rojas, the unit's commander stated, on this occasion, Valentine's Day, Lovers Day, we sought to camouflage ourselves with the character of the capybara I Must stress to you on the BBC they have a video of this The actual raid and it's a dude trying to fistfight a capybara The cap bar is like pushed a man to the ground. He's handcuffing people.

I can't, oh my God. There is a video clip of Colonel Pedro, oh boy, Pedro Rojas. And he's giving a speech in front of the police station with another guy in a police uniform and in the background looking like a man lost is the Capybara guy and he just looks so out of place and it's so cute I don't know what they were thinking but this is hilarious this is pretty amazing it's it's like It's adding fun and excitement to fighting crime. Yeah, which you know was never fun or exciting. Yeah, never.

Yeah, never. Not once. I wouldn't even make any books or stories out of it or anything. Yeah, yeah, you couldn't do that. Movies? That'd be stupid. Yeah, that'd be dumb. And that's pretty much it. It's a thing that happens. Love that. All right, well that's it for us. Thanks so much for listening and watching.

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