Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 462 -Too Broke For Livestream Fails

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

The boys are back and this time Crendor regals us with his Easter, which as far as I can tell is just his dad showing off a new water heater. Meanwhile Jesse forgot it was 4/20 and thought everyone was just getting really high for Jesus. Then - SHRIMP FACTS! All this and an actual honest to go feel good news story! It's time for Cox n' Crendor!

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Don't laugh at me, or else I'll become a simple and crying fool. Oh, that's true. Sorry. How you doing? It's Easter. Well, it's Easter right now. It's true. Yeah, it is Easter. Did you celebrate? Did you do anything today? I asked you first. Oh, no is the answer no Okay Yeah, we went to our my parents and they made ham and Food and we made potatoes and then we had wine we ate food

And then my dad was like check out our water heater. This is a good water heater 40 He just pulled you aside and was like, check out this water heater. Yes. He's proud of his water heater. I guess, is it new? It's like a year old or something, I guess. Yeah. He just never showed it to you before? This is the time? He might have. I don't even remember even remember but he's very much the type of like let me show you I gotta show you something over here I'm like okay he's like the water heater

it's a good one all right guy plumber guy said this is good top of the line top of the line stuff I'm like all right me you know honestly I'm just proud that he's so happy to have found something like that not a lot of times you get amusement out of things like water heaters that just means he's finding little joys in life. Oh my dad finds a lot of little joys then. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing now when I think about it. You know he'll like clean the gutters three times He'll like They love like selling stuff at flea markets or garage sales

Like very much that or like, you know a new appliance. He's like we got to get a new fridge. This is fridge not good so That was the thing You know and just ate some food had a good time it was making me think of my Easter memories, which like I remember being a kid and they'd put out the Easter baskets. You ever do that?

Oh yeah, no, we had Easter baskets. There was a time where we'd all go to my grandmother's house and it'd be like all the cousins, everyone. We'd have our Easter baskets and we'd sit around and eat candy and I don't know try to figure out why rabbits and eggs and Jesus were related you know all those things. Wasn't it like paganism?

Yeah, it's just they appropriated paganism. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, then everyone gets old they're like, oh, whatever. That's pretty much what it was. I messaged my parents like, are we doing anything tomorrow? And they're like, I don't know. Didn't you say you were busy? It's like, I don't remember. Anyway, I'm going to just work on some stuff. Jesus will be fine. He'll be all right. You were supposed to get brunch for me. You didn't do it. Um, see, I remember that was always fun. Honestly we need more like adult

Easter bunny like activities. Well about adult Easter basket hunting. I will I will tell you that today I saw what I thought was adult Easter so I forgot today is also 420. Just forgot. Yes. So I was driving into the office to you know I was gonna spend my day getting a bunch of videos edited so I didn't have to do it this week So I could like focus on getting ready to get stuff done before I have to leave and As I'm driving into the office. I Straight up just see a line of about 30 gray hair. So these aren't kids or like college students

gray haired Elderly people outside of this weed shop that's on the way to the office. And there was already outside a, like a food truck. I'm not sure what the food was, but there was a food truck and there was a line for that too. And I was like, it is 9 a.m. What the hell?

All right. And I was like, man, I guess some people celebrate Easter differently. And then I realized later in the day it was 4 20. I was like, man, I guess some people celebrate Easter differently. And then I realized later in the day it was 420. I was like, oh, okay. But for several hours, I just thought there was a group of people who were like getting high for Jesus. Sounds like a Facebook group. It might be. That's how they all met.

I don't know. I just thought it was really funny because it was a sizable amountable amount of people and I drove by like looked over what the hell. Now I understand it has nothing to do with Jesus although maybe it did. I don't know. But it was 420 I guess there was deals and things and you know it's that kind of day. Oh yeah it makes sense. Yeah so great time. We did see a bunch of people like with Easter baskets out and about Doing stuff that's fun Baskets out and about They're just carrying Easter baskets like hunting for eggs or just like Halloween where they go around they're like

Easter basket me please They're carrying him like near intersection, so I'm like I don't know why you're hunting for eggs here Around the intersection kid go get it. Yeah, I don't know That was the thing and then Honestly that's pretty much it we saw animals big Easter animal Stuff ago, and I always my parents had their backyard it's like a bunch of bird seed it was like birds but squirrels and ducks they're all eating she guys had like a whole you had like a your own little I don't know what to

call that like nature don't white yeah like you called the animals they came to you yeah in fact the one squirrel there's a squirrel and a duck and then the squirrels eating and the duck was eating then they got they stopped and looked at each other like are you gonna attack me and the other ones like you gonna attack me and I think they realized neither was gonna attack that they just kept eating yeah yeah yeah so that was cool I was gonna ask you something completely unrelated, but it's related to eating. So I asked my stream this yesterday

out of just the blue for no reason. Sure. So how often when you get food out, do you use the plastic forks that comes with the food? I rarely will ever do that. I don't actually ask for them now. Before they would just give them to you. I don't know if it's an LA thing or like a California thing,

but now you have to request them. Otherwise they just won't give it to you. For most restaurants I can think of. But yeah, I don't. I will usually just use the silverware I have at home. Yeah, it's Cuz at the past sometimes if you got like nothing or you're already out and about then you can eat it But yeah, if I'm eating it at home, I'm just gonna use my own silverware

Especially if it's like something hot. Oh, you're all about like the plastic melting and shit with like micro plastics It's the last thing I need. Plus, plastic fork, plastic knife, they never really cut or hold as well anyway, so it always just seems like a pain in the ass. And then when I do get them, for years I would just store them in a drawer, like one day I'll use this. And then eventually when I moved,

I just forced myself to use them all to get rid of them. And so now I don't. I don't take them. In the office here, we have a bunch of forks and knives as is, so we don't need them here. Yeah, I know a lot of people who like to use them because it saves them from new dishes and washing.

But yeah, I have one of those scrub daddy things at my home, and I just scrub down the Fork after I'm done and put it away And you got the scrub daddy. I love scrub daddy. There's also scrub mommy and I think there's scrub, baby Look, I don't know what's going on with that company. I just know that they're sponges that look like smiley faces, but they hurt They have different Personas. I don't know what's going on with them. Yeah I don't know they got the whole scrub family. Yeah there's a whole scrub family. Yeah what is it? Let's see the official scrub daddy store. Scrub while you scrub.

Wait smile while you scrub. Browse the smile shop. How many scrubs do they got here? They got a lot of scrubs scrub they got the dish daddy they have a winter edition that looks like a little snowflake men back winter the winter scrubs oh yeah scrub daddy scrub babies sponges there's the babies scrub mommy decided the names so goofy daddy scrub baby yes rub mommy winter shapes that's like it are they all the same

I don't know maybe it's size based dude I have no answers for you mmm the barbecue daddy only has a 2.9 out of 5. That's not good. I mean, just looking at it, it looks like it would break. Yeah, everybody's like, it tore up, still needs work. I wanted to like, but two of the three fell apart. Yeah, that's not looking too good.

Especially because I remember hearing stories where like, people would try to scrub their grill or whatever down, It's not looking too good especially cuz I've ever ever hear in stories Where like people would try to scrub their grill or whatever down, and there's like the little metal bristles Right and then they would like break off and get into food and then people eat the metal bristles and get like Digestive cuts and shit like I don't know yeah, no I'm all right No, I'm okay Yeah, I'm good. A scrub daddy is just a sponge with a smiley face on it. It's not that exciting. Yeah, without the smiley face, there's nothing going on.

Yeah, it's just alright. But, it's, you know, they're always cheap and I see them at the grocery store and they're easy to get. That's true. That's half the battle. Yeah. Uh, I feel like if you want to, if you want to learn how to like clean your grill, you got to look up a video with like a seven year old cowboy. Like that man, he taught to clean the grill. Same thing with cast iron skillet. Don't trust anyone young. They got to be old as hell.

And they have to have a YouTube video that's like, welcome back today're gonna make beans on our skillet and you know that guy knows how to clean it oh yeah yeah plus he knows how to make good beans absolutely and his beans are gonna be those trash beans he's gonna be putting stuff in those beans too oh yeah the trash beans are always like just some random like YouTube mom who's like I've made the best beans known to man it's like no you didn't haha don't lie to us yeah Denise don't lie to us yeah you need Lawrence the cowboy yeah on Lawrence he's like first off you gotta have jalapeno peppers you're gonna want to char those on the grill that's the first

get that smoky flavor then go want to take your bees now I only get old Hank's beans you could find old Hank's beans in the bottom shelf of your grocery store. Old Hank used to be my neighbor. That's how I know. Then you got to pour in four gallons of sarsaparilla. You want to boil that down. If you don't boil it down, it will kill you. You got to get that brown sugar in there too. It's like only 12 and a half hours later to even add your first bean.

Yeah, if you're not doing that you may as well not even try. What are you even doing? Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, then. Oh my god, have you ever seen Kevin on tiktok no you said that I would know Kevin oh shit Kevin dude Kevin dude take that Kevin I guess I typed in what do you mean tick tockck Kevin? Okay, if you type in tick-tock Kevin cooking Okay, his name is Kevin Ashton. It looks like dude

This guy's like the Bob Ross of Kevin cooking Yeah, it's a talk Kevin cooking. Yeah, it's Kevin Ashton or Old school Kev movmo yeah I see that oh god he's like the Bob Ross of cooking he's just like what's up everybody we're gonna be making mashed potato bowls today it's just like it's so good time he cooks for

a sorority I was about to say this episode just started hey guys it's dinner time the sorority house and we to say this episode just started hey guys it's dinner time the sorority house and we're gonna cook mashed potato balls with crispy fried chicken yes dude when you said he was Bob Ross I didn't expect him to have like hey there guys let's get this is less Bob Ross and more like like a radio DJ on it noon It's nude

Once you start watching all of them it just like chills you out though. He's just like today We're gonna be making some ultimate grilled cheese today We're gonna be making a spaghetti and the sausage And he's watching and then there's always like some sorority girl that like eats the food And she's like my reviews up, and they're like dude her reviews up, and she's like it's good like okay But I love this guy every time one of his new cooking thing comes up. I watch it So you have your dude right you have the guy you like clearly all right, but I have the guy I like right and it's uh

Who the hell is this guy stale cracker? And it's uh this who the hell is this guy stale cracker? Yeah, this is they've stale cracker, and he's like and dude we're gonna make we're gonna make some jellies that I don't Gotta come over you don't I love this guy And it's like he wears overalls He'sly a shirt and he just makes food and he's like gotta come on down and see football I already clicked on stale cracker

making red beans and rice and just making red beans and rice and just instantaneously he's like hey guys we're gonna make red beans and rice and he starts humping the camera the best part is the video that you're watching right now this man has awards in the background all sorts of stuff but he's definitely like he's got three I want to say he's

got a utility belt that I'm pretty sure at one point was for beers, but he has his spices in it. Right. Dude, I love this guy. I'm pretty sure he's drunk during the filming of all of these. Oh, 100%. But there's one where he's like, check this out, dude. White beans going down, dude.

Speaking of, we're going down. I get a lot of messages you asked me to hang out We're going down April 5th the Cajun two-step, dude. You gotta go. Don't get the case in two step fest calm, dude apparently He is working with the Cajun crawfish calm. I don't know what's going on, but this guy I Could watch him all the time. He is so just pure goof energy I Yeah, that's my guy Good that is

Maybe I gotta watch this guy as well. I'll throw him into the old You should cuz he's like okay, don't Yeah, this is good stuff. Yep. I'm that guy Yes, I was watching that Oh My god, I also watch this FBI guy. Have you ever heard of Scott Payne? No, I don't Let me just stress to you. I am still only in my free time watching old episodes of Hell's Kitchen And let me tell you season 11. I'm on season 11 right now,

those, that might be the worst group of chefs ever. Gordon the entire time is like rubbing his temples, he's so pissed off, he's mad at everyone constantly, he's like, oh I don't know who to choose cause you're both terrible, like that kind of stuff. It's great. Now he's actually just getting even more like actually frustrated

Well, this is season 11. This is right in the middle. Yeah, so I wonder what changed because in the end He's kind of nice and this one. He's losing his voice every episode So Scott Payne is a retired he's a retired FBI special agent and He had a video on insider where he talks about like he like worked undercover like with motorcycle gangs he worked undercover with like Nazi groups to arrest him like dudes he's done some crazy shit and so he talks about how he goes undercover and like what it's like to be an undercover agent that shit's wild like he talks about like he goes undercover and like what it's like to be an undercover agent that shit's wild

Like he talks about like the stuff you have to go through like it's genuinely insane But it's like really interesting to listen to so like you got one time Yeah He has the face of a professional wrestler He kind of does he looks like he has definitely taken shots to the face like dudes been punching him in the face for a while he probably is he talked about going to the motorcycle gangs and he's like obviously I kind of have to like fit in so I kind of look like I fit in yeah I get it he's like

you got to show up and you got to pretend you're a criminal and then be like yeah I'm trying to smuggle drugs but he's like they're all kind of like are you a cop and he's like no I'm not a cop and they gotta be like alright and he's like you literally have to like build relationships with these people and like knowing that down the line you're like I'm gonna get them arrested right so it's like this weird dichotomy you have like shits wild the same with like like the hate groups and stuff he talks about like if you listen to some of it, it's like insane.

Like there's some, obviously it's not too surprising. There's like some insane people out there, dude. Like it's crazy. I mean, we're on the internet, so we know. Yeah. You can check that out if you want to listen to something crazy. I'm very curious about the idea of, I would imagine you would have to ingratiate yourself with one member and then eventually bring up the fact that like, yo, I would imagine you would have to ingratiate yourself with one member,

and then eventually bring up the fact that like, yo, I wanna be a part of that thing, then get into the thing, then become friends with everyone else. It would take a long time. I'm very curious what, how does he get money? You know what I mean? Like, is he paid by the FBI?

The FBI probably pays him. So then does he have to set up a fake job for himself too Well, I had like a job name He talked about how you go through like this entire process because they like sleep deprive you they do all these things to make sure You're not gonna like you know they get you drunk because they want to make sure if you're drinking with these criminals You're not just gonna have an anger problem and be like, Hey, fuck you. And like, then they get mad at you and then you're dead. Because, right?

So it's like, they had all these things, or like, what happens when you get caught. Like, for example, he's telling a story about, he was with this like, drug lord. One of these drug people. He's just like some southern man in Virginia with this like, crazy bulldog. And he's like, taste the cocaine. And he's like,dog and he's like taste the cocaine and he's like I'm not gonna taste the cocaine So he's like I'm trying to tell the guy like I have heart issues man Like I'm not doing this shit And then he's like if I did have to do it like he's worried his life's in danger

You have to do it and then go back to the FBI and be like I had to take it Like he was telling me he'd have to go to like the hospital They'd have to test them like they had to do this whole process to be like you're not gonna die or like whatever of a hospital they'd have to test them like they had to do this whole process to be like you're not gonna die or like whatever and he's like I pretended to like swipe the cocaine and like taste it and be like oh yeah that's good stuff and the guy was like you better not be a cop he's like freaking out he's like I got a double barrel I'll blast your head off boy and like all his crazy shit like the craziest one I think was the motorcycle gang and they brought him into a basement in this random house

And they were like stripped down and he said he literally had a wire on so he was like freaking out He's like I hate when people do this and they're like I know but we got crazy shit going on right now We got to check you and he's like all right And he said they literally saw the wire, but I guess didn't see it at the same time and so he just like lucked out He said part of him was like freaked out. He was gonna have to like fight his way out, but he's like I'm not fighting my way out. There's like 14 motorcycle dudes ready to kill you and then they saw the wire But then didn't we strip I guess it was like in his clothes And they're like feeling around in his clothes, so they felt it, but they didn't realize what it was like that type of thing

Interesting so then yeah, so it was it was like sewn into his clothes. I Guess it was just in his clothes or like they because they were feeling around But I guess he was talking them He was kind of like doing the old psychological thing of just being like I hate that you're doing this to me You know I'm trustworthy like that type of stuff, And they were just like, I know, I know, but we got a lot of stuff going on right now. And they were doing all that. But he said, he was at the point where he literally felt

like he was gonna have to be like, listen, I'm undercover, like we're gonna bust into this place. Like, sorry, I led you on, whatever. So he's like, I was getting ready to like do that or like fight my way out. He's like, I thought I was gonna die, but then they were just like alright. Whatever It is like moved on okay. Yeah, so like he's got some insane stories like the other one he talked about with like the the hate groups and like all this stuff like there's like he had to like

Because he like obviously knows how to use a gun and things they're like training him how to use a gun as if he was like some random person that signed up to you know like become a Extremist or something so he had to like pretend to like miss shots and be like ah man. I suck at this so But like it's I would be I would be freaked out if I had to do any of this I would like I would be freaked out if I had to do any of this I would like probably shit myself But the he like loved doing it because his whole thing was like just catching criminals

hmm So that's cool. Yeah, really interesting listen to it The one I listen to is on the insider Website so you listen to that So that was cool. Apparently his apparently his name is, his code name was Pale Horse. I mean, it's a solid name. Especially if he's gonna be like a motorcycle guy. Yeah. He did say he got really close to one of the motorcycle guys to the point where it just

sucked having to turn him in, but he's like, the guy's still a criminal, sucked having to turn him in but he's like the guy's still a criminal so I got to turn him in but he's like I knew his like family I knew his wife and kids and everything and he's like he's out now so I hope he's doing alright. Oh god. Yeah I know that sucks. I wouldn't do it just for that reason like if they went away just for a little bit I'd be convinced they were coming for me. Oh a hundred hundred percent. Yeah, I would, that's what I thought too. Like if they get out, they're like, kill them. Like find them and kill them. Yeah, I would never, I would like, I couldn't do that just for that reason.

Like if it was one of those, they go away forever, then I, then all right, you got me on 50-50, I might, but they can get out? No, no, I'd be, I'd be looking over my shoulder every day. Yeah, no, I would I would definitely be paranoid But it's fun hearing about those people and they're saving people that's neat Yeah, there's some crazy shit out there Let's see. What else did I see I saw people going to Coachella? It's like a complete opposite. What do you mean you saw people going to Coachella it's like the complete opposite what do you mean you saw people going to Coachella oh no like on social media all the people like

Coachella but I don't really get Coachella like is it just a big music festival and that's it like they always got the Paris Weevil Weevil wheel and then people like camping out there at one point in time, it felt, I think, a little more, I don't know, like hipsterish out in the desert. Like, people were going out there, they were doing weird drugs and, like, trying to have a good time and listen to music. Somewhere along the lines, it very clearly became some kind of like Instagram model, Tik Tok installation kind of,

everyone I know who used to go absolutely hates it now. Yeah. And I think that's just because people posted, hey, I'm going to Coachella. And same thing with, I imagine Burning Man and all those other ones. Oh yeah. Cause I used to think it was like crazy hipster thing,

but then it's like, here's just Katy Perry in Coachella. It's got like normal people. I'm like, oh, I guess this is just like normal music people. Like I never really knew what it was. Yeah, again, I think at one point in time, it really was kind of like a music festival. Now it's an event a lot of people go to to show off that they have the money to go to it,

if that makes any sense. Right. Because I bet if you looked up Coachella prices. Let's see. So festival admission, general admission, weekend one is six hundred forty nine dollars 599 for weekend two Plus shuttle is 799 VIP you're looking at 13 no 1400 bucks Yeah, you can buy sweets, but then you also have to car camp. So that's another 160 or Sunset van camp high roof camper van,

one queen. That's 2,900 bucks. Sunset van camp. That's 4,900. A bigger camper. Like, I don't know if this is a thing that you can buy there. It's basically, you're spending several thousand to make this happen no matter what. What the hell? Lake El Dorado general admission for $4,400? Yeah this one is $10,000. What the heck? Yeah shuttle passes are 150 bucks, lockers, VIP charging lockers. Yeah like it's uh it's it's it genuinely seems like they're charging a lot of money for It genuinely seems like they're charging a lot of money for a weekend festival. And that's fine.

If that's what you want to do and afford. But like, it's definitely out of the price range of a lot of people. Plus, I just don't get it. Like you're just, I guess you're camping out there. It's kind of like you're camping with a bunch of people, but there's music. I guess you're doing drugs. Yeah, I mean, it's kind of like you're camping with a bunch of people, but there's music. I guess you're doing drugs Yeah, I mean it's like a festival and so you go out there to you know hang out Do different stupid activities you know?

eat drink Go to you know weird exhibits and things they have out there There's a lot of you know things you can do it looks like they have out there. Um, there's a lot of, you know, things you can do. It looks like they have little areas you can attend. Like there's the Red Bull Mirage area or a, uh, silent disco or the white claw shore club or the hide shoe getaway. There's the Pinterest remix area. Again, going through these, these, I imagine 10 years ago, this would not have been the case. There's, uh,

the Alaska airline experience, the visit, the MX experience or go to the 10 packs experience. There's celebrating real magic. Yeah. Coca-Cola has a pop-up shop. There's a supercharger hub. There's the ball deck launch. Don't know what the hell that is There's the escape with the method system of method body wash Neutrogena sunscreen dispensers that kind of stuff like I'm sure You know what I imagine it is

The difference between what twitchcon was 10 years ago versus what it is now Yeah where twitchcon is a bunch of things that exist to amplify streamers so it's like new keyboards and makeup and microphones and it has nothing to with gaming anymore at all yeah which I guess is a lot of twitch at this point where none of its gaming everyone's watching like nothing a high-school student. Yeah, and the most popular stuff has nothing to do with games. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now it's just like people driving their car and getting traffic violations. Yeah, and I would imagine that, you know, at one point in time it was definitely about

the music, and now the music exists and it's fun to go see, but it isn't the point anymore. I don't think, I think being there is the point It's almost like a status symbol, I guess yeah to say I want to go cello Yeah which I Don't get but I'm also not the person that would be like I'm a status symbol Well, there's probably plenty of people would have rather have that in their group of people that would be like, I'm a status symbol. I feel like if I brought up being like, oh, I went to Coachella, I'm kind of cool to my friend group, they'd be like, what? Right? But they all play Warhammer.

Sure. I must stress, I don't, you know how, you know how it's like, man, I clearly am missing out on some music things, right? There's some, I just, it just, Elbow was there, so that's cute. Kneecaps there, that's cute. There's a bunch of things that I'm like, oh, okay, I know this person, I know that group, I know this. Going through this list, dude, I just came across someone named horse girl, and I thought horse horse girl was a Like I don't even know what I thought but what it is. I'm just gonna send you this It's just straight-up a lady dressed like a horse

Really is I don't know what I thought this was gonna be I was like oh yeah horse girl. That's a thing but like You know what I guess this was gonna be. I was like, oh yeah, horse girl, that's a thing. But like, you know what? I guess you gotta get noticed somehow. You know, I think too many people try to get noticed nowadays. It's like everyone yelling chicken jockey. Right? Like a good portion of that is just from people trying to get viral on the internet. I don't like it.

But then again, that also makes me like the Simpsons So I tied an onion to my belt which was my style at the time I used to be with it and they changed what it was Although great that I never really used to be with it, so yeah, just looking at these So yeah, just looking at these Like obviously I recognize green day and I recognize like only I only know Charlie XCX because of the internet Who are the Viagra boys? I would create

It's like the the Vanga boys or whatever remember them. Yeah Yeah, maybe they was there Boys somebody named snow stripper. Yeah, maybe they was there Niagara boys somebody named Shavuza Yeah, dude Shavuza is a thing now people message me like you know about Shavuza. I'm like I do I do Yes, it's a lot of a lot of DJs It looks a lot of DJs. Yeah, that's cool. I mean if you're gonna do party stuff like that that makes a lot of sense Yeah Some of the DJs are just like hipster DJs though like disco Dom by Domber sky sounds yo no that name's great

I don't even care. I love disco Dom by Domber sky Yeah, Canyon Cody Yeah, Canyon Cody See Boris bread break. Yeah, break. Yeah, that's me. What is brick? Yeah, what is brick? Yeah Yeah, I mean the thing is is obviously it's also generational and then I don't think you or I would you know, I think Sad to say to any 30 plus year olds who go to Coachella, uh, you're the one spending the most money because I guarantee you don't want to be down in the muck with all the like 18, 19, 20 year olds who are like trying to get free beer and shit.

You want to go to those plans that are like the camping plans and I get to go to my tent, the ones where it's $10,000 and oh yeah that's not a percent because yeah and then they don't have all the aches and pains you've started to experience yeah right also be like I need my sleep there is no way in hell I'm gonna share any bathroom with any of these people oh yeah no I just I would rather cut my balls off No, it's that is that I would not I don't like doing it at concerts and stuff anyway Yeah, those are the you know for ladies might be different I don't know but for men any type of concert or sporting event or anything where there's drinking involved, those bathrooms are the messiest, like an ungodly mess.

At a certain point, some guys just stop caring if they hit the bowl and they're like, I'm peeing everywhere. You're like, cool. Thanks, bro. I hate that. No, no, no, thank you. Especially if they're doing porta potties. That's the worst.

Oh yeah, that's There's no way in hell you get me to do that. I'd be so mad. I'm like no. I'm all right There's also be but do be kind of a name is this be but do we I? Don't know Be but do be I Feel like there's gonna some, there's some people younger listening to me and like, you don't know? I did, I always thought like I could probably keep up with what's going on with the the younger crowd because I'm

like not that old and now it's it's really hitting where I'm like dude. I actually had the epiphany of why that is the other day. That when you're a kid, you only have free time to look at this kind of stuff. That's true, yeah. And the older you get, the more responsibilities you have or you can't constantly be paying attention to what's hip and cool and new. But the people who do who are older,

that's because their job is like, I'm music director or my whole job is finding new talent. And so they know what's like the next thing. for most people like dude I got work this is just like me I haven't watched a single new TV show or seen a movie since the beginning of the year I've only watched old episodes of Hell's Kitchen in my free time and that is like an hour at night when I'm cooking dinner right other than that I'm not watching anything it's like oh you see this you do this like no I got work to do I got things

going on it's like a lot of people can't keep up with video games but we do just because it's what we do for a living absolutely yeah exactly but there's plenty of people that are just like I don't know the latest games like I don't know but that's part of the reason they watch us like I hope so and not for my failure yeah there's probably some people watching for failure but that's always gonna be the case mm-hmm do it you see there you preorder your switch to this week I did see that I'm still not going to do it but I did see that you could I'm going to do it but I'm also well I love switch to well

I love Nintendo games so I already know I'm going to play like I'm going to play Mario Kart I'm going to play the new Minecraft Donkey Kong and I'm probably going to play numerous things that come out for the switch to so I already know I'm going to use a lot so that's why I'm like I may as well just get it now and I can play it right

away so plus the scalpers are played by it all up charge even more so I'm as well get it before the scalpers do sure I mean yeah I don't right now there's no game for it I want the only game that I am even remotely excited for comes out November December something like that so maybe then I'll consider it but right Right now there's no game for it. I want the only game that I am even remotely excited for comes out November December something like that. So maybe then I'll consider it, but right now there's no need for a switch to I'm like I got my old switch. It's sitting there. I literally haven't turned that thing on since God Octopath 2 came out which would have been I don't even know last year sometime Yeah, no, I love Nintendo games. So I know I'm gonna do it. Plus I might even replay the Breath of the Wild with HD stuff. I'm very much a Nintendo person, because like

Nintendo does their own thing. They have their own games. Plus oh, Kirby's Air Ride. I'm gonna play Kirby's Air Ride. Definitely playing that. And so like Xbox, PlayStation, like I wouldn't care as much with those because you can usually just play those games on PC anyway So I'm just like whatever but Nintendo. It's just like you got to have our console, so I'm like well I Got to have your console. That's right Which by the way Nintendo I I forgot to mention I beat the kaizo iron man

It happened. I don't believe you well there's proof in my vods so what it so you finally did it huh I finally did it it happened they even made me a live stream fail post I ended up being on the live stream fail congratulations yep and no I know bad comments either people were just like dude Crenbor I haven't seen that guy like 13 years

that's mostly everything we do these days I still live like hi yeah yeah some people are like wow he showed so much enthusiasm sounds like it's like fist pump in the air There are some people are like dude. I used to watch co-optional back in the day, and then they're like geekenders is here That's a thing I Recommend watching the crendor episodes. I guess good Thank you. Yeah And other people just being like oh yeah crendor and and I was like yeah that's good thank you yeah and other people just

being like oh yeah crendor and that was pretty much it yeah finally beat it and then I started super kaizo again so it never ends but now I can at least say that I have beaten it once that is true so that's nice now I'm an official champion so now nobody can question it which by the way I will but take that guy that like two years ago is like this is why you'll never win guys all iron mind in my chat absolute checkmate all

right um so yeah feels good it was a for alligator by the way I the one with the butt yeah the one with the ass I don't know anything about that Pokemon but I do know having watched a little bit of you playing that that guy has got an ass and it's hilarious how pronounced it is yeah it's dead man

squats yeah it is. Yeah, it's Ed May and Squats. Yeah, it is very funny because like all the other Pokemon are little tiny cutie pies and then this thing's like a giant alligator but with an ass. Yeah, that's a, it's kind of a, kind of weird. It does seem like one of the animators fetishes. I just, it's weird. But I'm glad that's what you beat it with. I wish it was with something a little more silly, but you know, that's fine.

Man, looking at... Even as looking at some of the old clips and highlights and stuff, it's like some are from eight or nine years ago. Of what? Like even, cause I was like, oh have I ever been on here before? Cause like obviously they put your the, my kaizo thing up there and there was just like, Krendor's best round of PUBG yet, when I like goofed

something, that was eight years ago. And then just like something else was like nine years ago, I think it was when I brig myself. Oh yeah, when I brig myself. The uh, only time I I've that I can remember, I haven't ever looked at it, but the one time I was alerted to the fact that I was on livestream fails was during the Final Fantasy XIV Endwalker launch. And day one after logging in and it took like two hours to get on the servers. I log in and as a goof to show chat what my character looks like when he goes to bed,

I went to go rest, forgot that resting in a bed logs you out. And I was put back in the two hour queue. It is truly a live stream fail. I was like, no. So that's the last time. And that would have been three years ago maybe? Oh, yeah

So a while. Yeah, that's I definitely don't make the rounds there I try not to do a lot of failing, but it happens it's uh Man, it's just once you're on the internet for as long as we've been it's just it's even like just crazy to think about because like I remember hearing people they'd be like I've worked in my industry for 20 years and I'm like damn they've been working there for a while then like I can't believe that and then I think like I've been doing this 16 years I'm like dude I'm just like a few

years away from doing this 20 years it's a weird kind of you either do it long enough that you become irrelevant and you just kind of keep doing it or you blow up so quickly that you burn out in the most spectacular way possible oh yeah like the amount of live stream fails I'm like oh yeah that guy just started streaming last year and it's like here's his racist rant I I'm like, Oh boy. Yeah. There's also a lot of people who, you know, like, uh, are constantly online, like the people who take their cameras with them everywhere.

And I don't understand why you would do that. I guess it's an addiction to streaming or maybe they justify it in that if they turn the camera on they're making money while they're doing stuff but it's like don't you ever just want to do stuff and not be working? That would be something you would think about yes I think a lot of them because they're still younger maybe but like I think as you get older that really does become a focal point. It baffles me. There was a clip that was going around of that extra emerald girl who was driving in

a car and drove through a red light while looking at her Twitch chat in the car while on. First off, it should be illegal to stream while you're in a car. It used to be, but then they just stopped. And it's crazy because she's on the thing, she's like, oh yeah, I do that with red lights all the time. I was like, what? And then I think she got banned for exactly one day, so why even ban her? A vacation. Yeah, like why do that? And then she's back at it. And I was like, look, I'm not gonna tell people what to do. But legally, responsibly, there's no way you should be able to do that. Well, remember, that was the, it was the numerous driving thing. There was one clip,

some like in Sweden, some like streamers were just like, what if we pretend to run this guy off the road? And they're like, ho ho ho. And then then that like they got in trouble for that obviously and then there was like another one where that one rich douchey youtuber crashed his car and then he's like bro what the fuck he's like bleeding out it's like then he immediately bought a new car and he like went back to it here's the problem she's too rich there's a thing where it's like rich kids start streaming They're already rich and so the rules don't apply to them And then they have streamer ego, and then they do even more dumb rich kid stuff not a fan not a fan of that

Mm-hmm. I'm gonna say even a lot of these orgs that start like there's been so many networks and organizations to start and they all fall apart because It's just like either people want to do their own things the same way you like bands like look at the band sure in the Beatles like yeah all these bands and then people always be like these streamers doing all their stuff and it's like well you're just watching those streamers you're not watching like the just normal everyday streamers like us that are just doing our thing going along Not breaking the law

Yeah, I mean We'd honestly I think and I don't I don't think we should take too much credit for this I don't think we have the money or the power to break the law like some of these kids That's true. God. I wish I did As much as I want to sit here and be like we are So cool because we don't do any of that stuff, I think we're forced to. Because the difference between just going to Offline TV, for example, they have a six months ago, Inside Offline TV's LA Mega Mansion.

Neither of us have an LA Mega Mansion. So we don't have the opportunity to throw like an LA Mega Mansion party, for example. Like we just can't, these are things we can't do because we lack the resources So we can say yeah, we're better than them because we you know, but we have no temptation. We can't afford temptation That's a good quote We can't afford temptation. We can't I was like I got bills to pay man I can't what do we do spend this on drugs and women Are they gonna pay my bills? No?

Closest we got is like Dodgers farm I was watching Sam play that soccer game the other day. I started playing. He's like the geese are fighting I gotta go break it up Dodgers like I put a chicken in my room because everyone was taking the chickens And I'm like now this is now that's some shenanigans. We could get up to that. We just won't Yeah, I'm just I'm good, dude Too many issues already, yeah, I can't they can't afford any issues. I got I got stuff to do man

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Oh boy, we're in the cox and Krendor mobile in the sky right now and it's really- Far apart, man, I'm far apart. Yeah, this thing is too. This is no Chopper copter. This cox and Krendor mobile, this thing's got like, it's got like lead paint. It's like, I think there's asbestos inndor mobile this thing's got like Like lead paint I think there's asbestos in the ceiling of this thing. I'm not feeling too good

I think it's from 2011. It's got like Macklemore playing Was that one Macklemore song or his thrift shop. Oh yeah thrift shop Yeah, I think I only got a couple more minutes pray away in this thing. It's got it smells like gasoline It's probably my lungs are deteriorating at a rapid rate back to you Okay, let's go to weather Weather We've got a weather request Let's go to weather. Weather. We've got a weather request.

Here it is. La la la la. Da da da da. I'm gonna hold this down. Neelululululu. And weather request. Maple Ridge, British Columbia. A nice little town with two pubs built on farms.

Which is a strange theme to run with. Dear Cox, dear Crendor, I'm a longtime fan I heard you talk about wanting to do the weather near me for a few podcasts ago I used to watch your animations with my first love every night in high school still love podcasts now would mean a lot to hear the weather in my hometown thank you for good memories guys. Done! Look at us do it right now! look at that we've done it let's see whether maple ridge is I wonder if they make maple syrup there the maple ridge I you know I feel like it's all of it but sure like it's an entire area it is 52 degrees Fahrenheit feels like 52 degrees Fahrenheit humidity 71% pressure 30.09 inches visibility 10 miles

608 a.m. Sunrise 8 11 p.m. Sunset winds at 4 miles an hour dew point 43 UV index 0 of 11 moon phase a last quarter moon phase what the heck 10 day beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep blame these plants for the worst allergies says this random man. 40 degrees showers early then partly cloudy overnight Monday 56 a.m. clouds p.m. Sun Tuesday 61 partly cloudy Wednesday 66 sunny Thursday 73 mostly sunny Friday 59 showers Saturday 55 showers, Sunday 57 showers, Monday 62 mostly cloudy, and Tuesday 62 p.m. showers.

Everything about Maple Ridge looks so... it's like a... I don't know how to describe it. It looks quintessentially Canadian. Yeah. I don't know how best it is. It just, if you had to imagine Canada, this is what it would be. It does kind of look like that. Yeah. And it has, it has sort of a Midwestern vibe too. Cause a lot of the restaurants are chain things like red Robin and that kind of

stuff, but then they also have the well public house. It looks all right. But I'm more interested in Bobby socks fifties diner. Plus they're like surrounded by mountains and stuff. Yeah. There's there's a Jimmy's lunchbox. There's some there's some great names in here. There's a lot of bakeries and coffee shops that look very good. But then there's also the jolly coachman. It's like a pub and it looks like it should be in England kind of, but outside on the door it says liquor store. So maybe it's a liquor store and pub?

Two for one. You can drink there and then take some. Yeah, I guess so. The Black Sheep Public House and Liquor Store. You can drink there and then take some off. Yeah, I guess so. The Black Sheep Public House and Liquor Store. A lot of public houses and liquor stores. Is that a Canadian thing? Are we learning that in order to... Wow, yeah, a lot of these public houses are also selling liquor.

Huh, that must be a Canadian thing. I genuinely don't know. And a Tim Hortons and an A&W Canada. You gotta have that. You know what? I haven't had an A&W draft root beer in like 20 years and I miss it. Those are so good. I don't think I've had an A&W anything root beer in like 20 years. Yeah, like you would go there and they would pour it from like the, like you were getting a beer, but it was root beer. Oh my God, and it was in a frozen mug. I don't know if they still do that, but that was great.

Those were the days. Yeah, that was good stuff. I don't even know if they exist anymore. I mean, they definitely do in Canada. Well, that's true. I guess they used to have one around here and they closed same same but that was when I lived in Ohio so I haven't seen any in LA dude there's so many good bakeries and stuff here all right I gotta stop

looking at this we got something like getting really hungry that's the weather all right let's go to sports sports Sports. Sports, we've got the playoffs going on for the NBA and the NHL currently in the NHL. We got the Maple Leafs going up 1-0 on the Senators. We got the Carolina Hurricane going up 1-0 on the Devils. We got the Winnipeg Jets up 1-0 on the Blues. We got the Carolina hurricane going up one on the Devils we got the Winnipeg Jets on up one on the Blues We had Colorado up one game to nothing on the Stars And those are all the games that have been played as of now We still got some other games to go on which are Kings Oilers Gold Knights wild Lightning Panthers and Capitals

Canadians pretty good NHL playoff series over in the The Capitals, Canadians, pretty good NHL playoff series. Over in the NBA, we got the Thunder up 1-0 on the Grizzlies, Nuggets up 1-0 on the Clippers, Lakers losing to the Timberwolves, so Minnesota goes up 1-0 on them. Warriors currently beating the Rockets, but they're only in second quarter as of recording this. Cleveland Cavaliers up 1-0 on the Heat, Pacers up 1-0 on the Bucks, Knicks up 1-0 on the Pistons, and Boston up 1-0 on the Magic. Baseball... do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Mets first place, Cubs first place, and the Padres and the Dodgers tied in first place. And then the NFL draft is this week. It's going to be fun.

I'm excited. Going to be streaming the draft. Woohoo! And that's sports. Okay. What does our Facts of the Day? Fact of the Day, day, day. Did you know that the heart of a shrimp is located in its head?

I did not know that. What? I mean, I guess that makes sense because most people are eating the body and I've never seen a heart inside the body of a shrimp. Yeah, it's a- I mean, it checks out. I've had plenty of shrimp in my day and I've never seen a heart inside the body of a shrimp. Yeah, it says. I mean, it checks out. I've had plenty of shrimp in my day and I assume, yeah, I assume everything's in the top part.

Yeah, it says they also have an open circulatory system, which means they have no arteries and their organs float directly in blood. That's pretty wild. That's weird. Yeah. No, I gotta look this up. Yeah, look at that. Yeah, look at that. Yeah, look at that.

In the shrimp, the whole back end is absolutely just meat to be eaten except for the intestine, which is in the back, which is like, hey, chef, clean the poop out of your damn shrimp. Yeah, it's really got that line. Yeah. Right? That straight up poo line. But yeah, everything in the front is there. Stomach, brain, digestive gland, heart, gonad.

One single gonad and gills. Everything's up in the front. Mouth. Yeah, all of it. Wow. Yeah, look at that. Front loaded, literally. Damn. I mean, I look at that. Front-loaded, literally. Damn. I mean, I guess that's the idea

if, like, you can, maybe they can escape? Does their ass grow back? I don't know if their ass grows back. Well, you know... It's not like lizards or something. Yeah. Huh. It'd be kinda cool if it did. Uh, there you go. Look at that. That's your fact of the day. Huh, it'd be kind of cool if it did

There you go, that's your fact of the day All right, who has come to us with tears in their eyes tell me someone We do have tears in their eyes people here it is sirs dear Illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes. I beg thee for thine wisdom. Earlier this month I finally hit the big 3-0. I turned 30. I'm currently single. I've had a few long-term relationships in the past. I just started what I hope is to be my long-term career last year, but still have a lot of conflicting thoughts and feelings about beginning the new stage of my life. When you both entered your 30s, what was it like for you? What did you look forward to? What did you dread? Were there any unexpected surprises, events, or changes that ended up being really cool? Please give me guidance for this next decade. Let me think back. Let me see if I can think back on this. When I turned 30... Yeah, cause you were 30 when you started doing YouTube, right?

Yeah! I was 29 when I started. So I guess I was in the same boat that was starting something new, and I didn't really know what was going on. I had lost my job as a teacher. I was broke as hell. I had no money. I had to move back home with my parents at 29,

which is as embarrassing as embarrassing can get for any child. And then I spent the next year... Yeah, yeah, I completely forgot. I had my 30th birthday at home at my parents because I literally... Where was I gonna go? I don't think I celebrated at all. Maybe that was the start of me not caring about my birthday. Here's what I'll say. You don't know where life's going to take you. You don't know what's going to happen to you.

All you can do is pick a direction and go. And whatever happens, happens. Whether you love your job, whether you meet the next person in your life, the only thing you can focus on is making every day that you have the best day can be and taking the time to enjoy it and to live in the moment because you have no idea what's gonna happen. Like I said I was a teacher before all this and then I was literally had to leave my apartment I was super in debt I was complete mess I had to move back home uh relearn to live with my parents after not having lived with them since I was 18.

So yeah, it was, it was a, uh, it was a complete mess, but now I'm here and I'm running my business and I'm making games and I'm doing weird podcasts with Crendor. You'll never know. You will find a person and they may be your, the person for you the rest of your life and they may not. There's no timeline for any of that. Just live every day the best you can. Be a good person.

That's it. It's really that easy. Yeah. I mean, mine, my 30s started better than my late 20s. My late 20s, I was falling apart. So it was just like my 30s ended up being better. It was like late 20s gallbladder out right the old uh everything was crashing. I was like I gotta do something dude I'm turning 30. So then I just started working out and uh I guess another thing you could do is just

start working out. That doesn't mean like go on a treadmill for two hours. It doesn't mean like lift 800 pounds. It could just be like body weight exercises just to strengthen your core or like your stability or like just making sure the muscles you use every day are like stronger so they can support whatever lifestyle you're living. Like if you're running you want to strengthen your knees and your you know the muscles around your knees and everything. If you're running, you want to strengthen your knees and your, you know, the muscles around your knees and everything. If you're just sitting, you want to strengthen your hip flexors, you want to work on your lower back so you don't hit your 40s and be like, oh, my lower back, right? Or your neck or your posture and everything.

You want to start doing that now before it's too late. And once it's too late, you're like, man, if only I started doing this when I was 30. Right. So it's better late than never. True. But it's usually better to start earlier than to wait until the pain starts and then be like, man, I wish I would have did this earlier. So start exercising. That's my other tip. That's usually my tip for everybody. And admittedly, you hit that exercise, I promise you, the better you look, the better you'll feel, and the better you feel, the more you'll outwardly show that

you're feeling good and you have confidence, and then people will start to take notice. I mean, like, that's a tale as old as time. That's basically a trope at this point. So it feels foolish saying it. But like, that's true, right? The more confidence you have, the more people will be like, wow, I definitely want to see his wiener so like you know it is what it is it's a it's also a weird thing we're like you start realizing the ages are different depending on how old you are because when you're in your like late teens early 20s you're like oh man that person's 40 they're super old but then you get to be in your 30s and you're like Actually 40s not that old

Right like he started Being like actually maybe I was wrong, but it's all just kind of you know Perspective based on where you are. I don't know if time just goes faster, which I think it definitely feels like it. That's for sure Yeah, when you're a kid, it's like I think that we talked about that a while ago but there's a there's a thing where when you're a kid it almost feels like everything's so long you know it's the same time because you're growing at a rapid rate but even then when you go to school it's like every grade feels like they're vastly like far out from the other one like third and fourth grade

that's such a different grade that's such a different like that's such a leap in terms of like oh man the fifth grade shows you probably how fast or how different the different parts of your life like when you're a kid the difference between seven and ten is huge and then between ten and thirteen is huge and so that's

probably because like at a certain point once you get 18 19 20 mid 20, mid-20s, you don't really change that much, you just sort of fall apart. But you're still the you you are. Like there's nothing, I'm not growing taller, I'm not, you know, nothing crazy's happening to me. If anything, you start falling apart

and the next big change is like, ah, there's hair where there wasn't before and now there's hair, less hair where there was before. That's it. That's the only difference. Yeah, like is that a wrinkle? Well how'd that get there? Instead of growing you just, it flips the switch you go in reverse. Yeah, and then eventually you start to shrink. Yeah, you become so old you shrink a little. Yeah, so it's, plus like even your brain's growing rapidly at that point. Like every year it's just like, oh, there's, that's when the ants and the uncles and everybody's like, I remember you were so little, it's only been a few years, you're so big now. And then you get older and they're just like, oh, now you're just old. It's like, okay. yeah say it's it definitely slows down in terms of the aging but the odd part

is that the years go by quicker because I say that but at the same time it's not like they go by super fast but they're still everything feels like goes by faster as you'll look back and be like dude I can't believe those 10 years ago but at the same time I'll look back and be like I dude, I can't believe it was 10 years ago. But at the same time, I'll look back and be like, I kind of can believe it was 10 years ago. You know what I mean? I mean, yeah. Yeah. It's, it's the strange kind of like combo thing. You know what I mean? Where it's abs, it's absolutely the idea that you're getting older and things seem to speed up, but also life is faster because you have to do more. Like again going back to what you were saying earlier I think the idea of when you're a kid you just have a lot of free time so

everything seems like it's like when I used to work at McDonald's when there were no customers it was the longest worst job I ever had but when there were customers my shift felt like it went by so quickly. Yeah yeah that's a good way to put it because you're you're occupied your brains like focused on doing stuff and the time goes by well there's nothing happening you're just looking at the clock like here comes 30 seconds yeah it comes 40 seconds so

yeah I think we answered it good good good let's see here we go let me do another one Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes and on my knees I seek your knowledge you two have had many news stories over the years with inconclusive ends that leave more questions than answers

if you could both go back to any news story and get a proper ending or conclusive answer which would you pick? God, there's so many. Obviously, any of them involving Florida plus monkey plus, like, incident. That's very, yeah, very true. There's so many that are just, even the one we did last time.

No answers. Just no answers. It drives me crazy that we, it honestly feels like the crazier the story, the less answers we have and it should be the reverse because I have to imagine you would ask why did this guy break in to the supermarket, steal every bottle of ketchup, spray it in the parking lot all over his body and then fight an alligator? Why? Like there's got to be a reason behind it. Why does no one ask this? He didn't just do it.

Even if it's just like he's on drugs, then we'd be like, okay, he's on drugs. Yeah. But we don't know. Then we don't get that. We never get that. It's just like he did this crazy stuff and was arrested. It's like, okay, but why did he do the crazy stuff? There must be a reason. Like, did that alligator say something to him because he was on drugs and he thought the alligator said something to him? Like, ask the man. Is there, oh yeah, the guy with the turtle in his pants. We were like, why's he got the turtle in his pants?

Yeah, the guy last week. He had a turtle in his pants. He was trying to get through security. No explanation. Like, was it his pet turtle? Was he trying to get the turtle somewhere? Was someone going to buy that turtle? Did the turtle just say, put me in your pants? Like, did he think the turtles can protect his crotch from the X-ray? Or like, what was he thinking? How long was he gonna keep that turtle in there? The entire flight?

How long was that flight? That's all, they just don't, they aren't very good at this. And frankly, I'm not a fan of it. Honestly, I would love to know if Hank the tank is still roaming the wilderness. I Think if we knew Hank the tank is still out there roaming around That would feel good that yeah, that is the one story that really truly needs a happy ending Yeah, cuz we don't know there could be fake Hank Hank the Tank, like we talked about. Could be the descendants of Hank.

Hank could be somewhere we don't know. Just, I would like to know, like, for a for sure situation of like, yeah, Hank's still out there and he's still being a bear. I'd be like, hell yeah, dude. Go Hank. I would love to know the future of Hank the Tank see I'd pick that all right and that's our dear illustrious sirs okay what is our fact no we did that already you want another shrimp fact no I don't want another shrimp fact all right what is our't want another shrimp fact. Alright. What is our big news story of the day? We've got Michigan towns people move 9,100 books to new home one by one.

I saw this. I think it made the rounds on social media. Very cute. Yeah. Chelsea, Michigan. Residents of all ages in a small Michigan community formed a human chain and helped a local bookshop move each of its 9100 books one by one to a new storefront about a block away. The Book Brigade of around 300 people stood in two lines running along a sidewalk in downtown Chelsea on Sunday, passing each title from Serendipity Books former location directly to the correct shelves in the new building down the block and around the corner on the Main Street. Quote, it was a practical way to move the books but it was also a way for everybody to have a part. Michelle

Tuplin, Tuplin, the store owners said said as people passed the books along they said I've not read this That's a good one Her way, what they said oh, and that's a good house like man. I haven't read this. That's a good one Momentum had been building since tupplin announced the move in January it became so buzzy in town, so many people wanted to help. This feels like a Hallmark movie type of situation. It does, and that was what I think was sweet about it. There were people online who were like, ew, wouldn't it be more efficient if you put it in a cart?

And I was like, that's not the point. This is a town that came together, and they were doing this because they're being helpful neighbors, and it's very like sweet yeah yeah sure there's more efficient ways more corporatized ways to move these books but everybody's like let's move it together yeah they just handed it off one person it's like moving a bucket of water and they did it very efficiently

and honestly it's cute and sweet and I love that they did it yeah but you never know somebody might have those like grimy fingers they got all their dirt and grime all over the books yeah I feel like that's the last like the least of your concerns when it comes to a book to be honest yeah that's true wonder if anybody dropped one there's like hand them off like oh just like

fell in a sewer I hope not but you have to imagine at least one book dropped it you have to imagine yeah I'm 9100 there there's one one drop there's got to be one book that dropped for sure yeah topless said the endeavor took just under two hours much shorter than hiring a mover company to box and unbox thousands of titles the

brigade even put the books back on the shelves and Apple alphabetical order look at that now topless hopes to have the new location open within two weeks wait two weeks they smooth all the books in really do probably whatever it is that you do when you do that yeah I don't know I've never owned a bookstore

that's true the bookstore has been in Chelsea about 60 miles west of Detroit since 1997 Dublin has been the owner since 2017 and has three part-time employees about 5,300 people called Chelsea home and residents described it as a place where neighbors help neighbors it's a small town and people just really look out for each other said Casey Friss up in Chelsea. I imagine Casey thoughts like, it's a small town.

Anywhere you go, you're going to run into someone you know or who knows you and is going to ask you about your day. And I teach them how to make my baked beans like cast iron skillet. The whole thing just cute. Yeah, that's great So yeah, that's a that's a happy news story of the day. I Like it. I like it too. Well, that's it for us. Thanks so much for listening or watching our drones podcast Crendor hit him with the socials Folks we've got socials youtube.com slash cox and crendor podcast That's where you can comment the weather you comment your dear lustrous sirs you can watch all the previous

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