Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 466 - Dream Journal

Episode Date: June 9, 2025

The boys are back and this time Jesse has a series of dreams that shake him to his core. Meanwhile Crendor hurt himself just existing...again. Also Florida Man returns to take on his greatest foe yet. All this and a trip to Boston on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to https://mood.com and use code CRENDOR to get 20% off your first order.

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I mean like I went to Boston and literally just went for the sake of going to a Witcher concert. Mm-hmm. Um, I Was really excited see I think look. I'm gonna say I got scammed. I got scammed by all of Poland I'm gonna put it all I got scammed. I got scammed by all of Poland. I'm gonna put it on all of Poland. I saw an ad that said, hey, The Witcher is in concert to celebrate the 10th year. They're gonna have the amazing musicians that did the soundtrack. They're gonna be there.

And it's only gonna be in Boston, where CDP has a studio and Warsaw and I was like, oh my god, I go to Boston then see this thing So pack up the kids put them all in the van drove out tonight. I took flights of Boston. Yeah, and I mean You know, I'm like halfway there Yeah, we do a show together, so that's like almost. So I went to Boston, and it's lovely, lovely city.

It's wonderful. Except when I got there, they announced a multi-city US national tour of the exact same show. What, so you could have just stayed home? I could have just stayed in LA. They're coming to LA in November. I could have just stayed here. Yeah. Well? stayed in LA. They're coming to LA in November. I could have just stayed here. Yeah.

Well. But I was already there, so oh well. And yeah, I think I found out the day I was leaving. I talked about it on GeekEnders. You know what? I don't know what happened, but here I go. So yeah, went out to Boston and had a great time. I will say, I kind of forget that Boston's

a very walkable city. So I did the whole like freedom trail thing and I went around and I had a nice breakfast and went to the park and did all sorts of fun stuff. I love that town, great town. Windy as hell, but great town. And then I saw the concert and that was great and it made me want to play Witcher again.

And I was like, oh man, am I gonna have to to play this again and then uh yeah it was just like a fun time and then I came back and immediately back to work yeah he said you're already booked up tomorrow what are you doing tomorrow yes all I mean all week is leading up to Summer Games Fest so the show show, the thing most, like 99.99999% of the population sees is just Friday. This week, studios have you go to play. So today, for example, I went to Blumhouse to see a thing that I cannot even remotely talk about

until the 10th. And so like I did that and you know, tomorrow's a bunch more stuff and then the normal you know streaming things that I promised I'd do and then and also Chiluminati because I do 8 million podcast and then And then Thursday is more stuff and then Friday of course is the actual show Thankfully, I won't be going to that. I'll just stream it and then Saturday and Sunday literally are all day

downtown playing games, which to everyone listening probably sounds like an awesome day, but it is not just playing games, it's a lot of schmoozing and seeing people and shaking hands and kissing butt, a lot of that stuff. And then Mondays come back and decide if I wanna make a video about any of it. It really depends.

Every time I think, yeah, I'll make a video about it, I make the video and I'm like, why'd I waste my time? No one watched that, what the hell was the point? So we'll see. But yeah, it's just a busy week here in LA. It's usually what E3 was. Except now there's no E3. Now it's, yeah, now it's Key3. Now it's just a busy week here in LA. It's usually what it's what e3 was except now. There's no e3 now It's yeah now. It's key three now. It's all Jeff Keely. Yeah, cuz uh

It's like oh, yeah summer game fest I forgot about that and I looked it up, and it's like state of the play tomorrow and then the summer game fest So I was like yeah, this is literally the e3 Yes, exactly. It's it's all the companies decided. We don't need e3 We can make our own E3, but with blackjack and hookers. That's pretty much what they did. And so everyone does their own thing. So yeah, tomorrow Sony's doing a thing. It's just like a constant barrage of stuff this entire week. And so I expect to be completely exhausted. And yeah, that's,

I mean, I already started having weird dreams dude thankfully I wrote them down because there's three back-to-back bangers all right and I wrote them down for you I figured you would enjoy oh I always do this is the order in which they happened by the way and it was like one led into another all right records I'd purchased arrived completely bent in the corner for some reason, don't know why, and I was so upset. Yet, I still played them and they worked fine. I didn't recognize the music, but I was pissed off that it was a terrible album of live songs I had never heard before by a band I did not know. I was in the office here, but it was also just a kitchen?

I don't know what was going on, but all of my employees pretended to like the music to make me happy, but I kept insisting they didn't have to because I hated that music. I don't know what it was. It was loud and I did not like it. Suddenly, I'm in a gas station. And for some reason, parked my car away from the pump because there was another car there that was taking far too long. I, for some reason, decided to jack my car up to get something from underneath it. Meanwhile, my non-descript girlfriend

was trying to help two ladies get gas. So we could get in line after them to get that gas. I must have been in like a Costco gas station. I don't know what the hell, why there was such a big line for gas. It's gotta be Costco. Anyway, yeah. When they were done, I went to lower my car back down to the ground. But I pulled out the jack instead of lowering it, and car fell to the ground splitting one of the tires in two

The gas station now mind you I don't know how that happens it like literally split in half The gas station attendant said that they would call a tow truck and So I spent the rest of the night sitting in the gas station cafeteria well all my Why did I write well all my girlfriends? Oh well all my girlfriends friends? Came to spend time with her. I sat alone in the cafeteria Finally oh yeah, the best part is All of my girlfriend's friends comforted her because she was having such a terrible day.

Meanwhile, I sat alone in the cafeteria wondering how I was going to pay for all of this. The manager came to me and offered me a solution. Welding the tire back together. And I was like, how does that even work? She showed me a video to explain it, but it was literally just softcore porn. My dad was there now, holding the records from the previous dream, and he said, who the hell likes this shit? Suddenly I'm at the beach.

Maybe not, I don't know. Suddenly I'm at the beach. My entire family is there laying under the umbrella, a big umbrella. My dad is now ultra muscular, very tan, and it doesn't look like his body except his face is on the body for some reason. Like it's his head but with a body that's not his.

He's wearing an embarrassing swimsuit like the one from Barat, that swimsuit. And because he was sold that swimsuit by three women on the beach who kept flirting with my family, I kept telling them to stop, but they kept doing it. Meanwhile, I'm trying to play with my little Asian cousin. I do not have a little Asian cousin My family was being absolutely cringe-worthy at this point and I simply didn't know what to do I was just trying to hang out with them, but they kept annoying me

Then all the girls from my senior high school class arrive on vacation. My mom points out, oh, isn't that all the girls from your high school senior class arriving on vacation? And of course, at this point, I am somehow bare ass naked hiding under the umbrella mortified, but no one seems to care. Meanwhile, as I cover myself because I'm naked, I turn and the Asian cousin that I was playing with is now my real life cousin Jake who says, dude, check it out, Hulk hands. And he has giant green hands. Then I woke up.

That's a great way to end the dream. Yeah. Then I woke up. That's a great way to end the dream. Yeah, it came out of nowhere. He just goes, Dude, check it out, Hulk hands. And I woke up, because I was like, what? I honestly think I was more jarred awake by the fact that the little Asian kid became my much older, much taller cousin

Jake, and it like shocked me. I was like, huh? huh yeah that's his warp straight into well how much older is your cousin in this oh my god at least 20 years so yeah that is pretty jar yeah it's very jarring it woke me up um I don't know what any of that means I don't know why I had that dream I don't know what any of that means. I don't know why I had that dream. I don't know what sparked that dream. I couldn't tell you what made me dream that. I did go out to a steak dinner and maybe that did it, but I don't know. I don't know what was going on.

I mean just like the meal itself. Well I've said before on this podcast that whenever I have pizza late at night, like if I go out and then you know after I'm done hanging out or drinking I have like a slice of pizza or something the that sauce cheese combo makes me dream Every time without fail, so I don't know maybe the steak did it. I literally have no clue It wasn't late though like we ate it like 7 p.m.. Maybe was 8 So it wasn't too crazy now hold on it says here high fat diets can influence dreams by affecting sleep quality potentially increasing the likelihood of vivid or disturbing

dreams this is because high fat foods disrupt sleep cycles I mean it was I Mean I guess it works we got I got a New York strip and some of those like bacon Brussels sprouts, which was delicious and So like I assume bacon plus a New York strip could have done it. I don't know. I've no idea the double meat double meat Yeah, maybe by By the way. When do you go to bed? Oh, like hours later.

Oh, I see. So like that's what I'm saying, it might have been, but also maybe not. Because I didn't eat anything after that. I just had water and stuff. That's my, also that's a huge problem I have. I'm a big, during the day I'll drink a lot, but clearly not enough,

because at night I am really thirsty, and I will drink a lot of water, and I always at like 3 a.m. have to get up and pee. Like, it's just, I'm so stupid. I don't know why. I need to stop doing that. It'll be like right before bed, and I'll drink almost a full bottle of water.

That, yeah, you're not supposed to drink that to drink. I'm aware. I'm aware of that I just get really thirsty and I'm like man. I need a drink and so I don't want to have you know anything with caffeine And so I want to have water and I you know I love water. I drink water like a fiend but also Yikes, I don't I don't know. I don't know what I'm there's a lot wrong with me is what I'm learning look you see you're drinking water like a fiend but you still get thirsty before bed oh yeah dude I'm fat I clearly sweat off a lot of water when I was in Boston I thought

I was drinking a bunch but let me tell you know when you see those pee charts and it's like you're dehydrated That's what it looked like Yeah, and I was drinking water like crazy. I went through a bunch of water Yeah, that's not good. Yeah But I also I walked a lot. I was doing like oh yeah 12 13 16 mile days I was doing like oh, yeah 12 13 16 mile days Oh my god. Yeah, like anytime. I go to a city where you can walk I do that which I feel like la is definitely trying to kill me

Cuz I don't walk at all you know yeah, yeah barely Yeah, I feel like if you do walk in la you'll probably either get hit by a car breathe in toxic fumes or Both I mean when I landed back in uh by car, breathe in toxic fumes or both. I mean, when I landed back in LA at the airport, I stepped out into the sort of, you know, the pickup area. The air was so toxic. I was like, whoa! There were so many cars and none were moving

and it just hit me like a fog. I was like, ouch. That's a LA for you, all right. Meanwhile, Boston was lovely. The area I stayed at wasn't really a, there weren't a lot of cars. It was a lot of walking. It was kind of by, oh my god, what is that, Emerson College? So it was a lot of just people walking around, checking out Boston Common, you know, all

that stuff. I loved it. I had a great time I Went to the oh the best part was while walking around an old couple from Canada. We're looking for the Cheers bar And we I was like come on. Let's go so we found the Cheers bar together. It was great I Was so happy by the way it literally just says the bar that inspired Cheers It and then it has the logo And I was like I say it's not really the cheers. It's not even the actual bars. Yeah, Sam's not down there You're not gonna see Woody Harrelson, but it was like

It was fun because they were just so impressed I was talking with them and they're like America's been great everyone's been so nice to us except for that one guy And I was like don't worry. We all know that one guy nice to us except for that one guy and I was like don't worry we all know that one guy I was like everyone's met the one asshole in America like no matter where you go in the world there's always the one guy. Oh yeah I run into one guy every day. Yeah she's like everyone's been so sweet and welcoming and I was like yeah we for the most part we try to do that that's something that we do we're we love talking. It's like who we are however You're right. There's the one guy who's just gonna be a piece of shit like that's just that's I feel like it's just every country

Everywhere you go yeah absolutely Yeah, if you were to Canada you're gonna meet the one guy you go to France you're gonna meet the one guy you go to You know the middle of nowhere. They're still gonna be the one guy yeah, that's just it's a staple Yeah, yeah matter it boils down you go down to like the workplace always has one guy your school always has one guy it's always one there's always one and so I thought that was very cute that

she was just like except for one guy and I was like that's really funny that is pretty good yeah and they reminded me very much of my parents which is why I like talking to them, because the mom was like, we're going this way, come on, and the dad, his leg hurt, and he was trying to keep up, and he was like walking on the brick roads,

and he clearly was doing it just for her, and he's like, yeah, okay, and so we were walking down, and she was like, look at that, look at that, oh, come on, over here, watch your step, and he's like I know I'm aware. It was very cute Dude I feel that speaking of speaking of leg hurting because I literally sprained my knee Well, I did it a week ago crossing the street bro stop in what way well we're gonna we're going to my mom's birthday lunch all right first off let me just

say let me just say before you begin this all right this is the price you pay for being made of twix twix twix tw, twigs and paper mache. You know what, sometimes, even though being a big boy is kind of a pain in the ass, sometimes, when I was in Finland, I walked out of my hotel and there's a step I didn't see and I tripped and fell hard, fine, totally fine. I must stress.

It comes back up. Yeah, literally, one of those round dolls you punch and it comes back up I was fine, and so I can't wait to hear how you injured yourself walking So I mean it wasn't even that exciting it was straight up like we went across and I kind of put my leg back And pushed and then I just felt it tweak and I was just like and Then I was like yep, that's Strained or sprained because like I can still walk I still got my full range of motion

But just if I put too much weight on it, and I go a certain way. I would just be like oh so over this last week I've essentially just been doing leg Physical therapy exercises. I've been strengthening my quads, strengthening my glutes, strengthening my adductors, abductors, all that stuff, and I was feeling better up until three hours ago where I tweaked it again. You know what, I was about to say I don't understand,

but I actually do. This is exactly how, when I went to bed and woke up with a sprained ankle, how I felt. Like I didn't understand it, I don't understand, but I actually do. This is exactly how, when I went to bed and woke up with a sprained ankle, how I felt. Like I didn't understand it, I don't know why. Honestly, I'm sure this is one of those like, you're getting old things, because it seems like it. Because never in my life has that ever happened before. And hearing this story,

I know this hasn't happened to you before. So like, I get it. Well I've had knee aches knee like aches or like aggravations I'm like I don't whatever you haven't strained a knee from walking though No, but what I think that it is I have been running More at the gym because I like running, but now I don't like running They would always just be like you know keep, keep proper form, keep your legs, your knees over your feet, like don't overextend, like all this stuff. And I was doing that

and I'd be like, yeah, I'm doing all right. And then, you know, I wouldn't do like crazy running like kind of jogging briskly and stuff like that. But I would pair that up with like doing leg press machine and stuff. But sometimes even then I'd be like my knees a little like sore so I think There's a lot of stabilizer muscles Uh-huh that you have that people just don't work on and so those are the things that kind of help stabilize if you will and so

if you start like Overloading some of these tendons and muscles and stuff it makes it easier for them to kind of just be like I'm done doing this shit because it's kind of you're putting too much pressure on things that shouldn't have as much pressure Do you? Sorry, I was saying I learned that from other sprains. I've had where they it's the You don't work on Strengthening the the donut hole you work on strengthening the donut hole, you work on strengthening the donut, which is the way of just saying

you strengthen the muscles around the sprain so that it helps the sprain recover. Gotcha. I mean, have you done elliptical? I feel like that would be a lot nicer on your knees. It definitely would, but it doesn't hit the same of when you're just free-running dude I don't know it's like you're going hard I've seen those old ladies on ellipticals go fast that's true I mean I do like doing

the elliptical and I should do the elliptical I also I'm good I'm seeing my doctor next week just so he can look at it and then because I was like can I get physical therapy for this and he's like I got to see then because I was like, can I get physical therapy for this? And he's like, I got to see you first. And I was like, OK, so then I did email my physical therapist as well, who, you know, speed dial and just say, hey, and she is like telling me stuff, what to do, what to avoid all this stuff. So, I mean, it was getting better. I was feeling great. And then just it's just one of those things where once you Once you tweak it there like it just it can get aggravated again

And you just kind of got a layoff and be like you just feel crippled even though obviously people have much worse people have like torn Like ACLs MCL like torn stuff I just kind of have a sprain because I've had somebody in chat be like maybe it's or it then I was like I don't think I'd pour it nice. Dr. John. He's like. Oh you didn't hurt Yeah, if you tore it it would it would hurt Yeah, it's swell up. It was like I have full mobility I can pull my knee all the way in I can stretch it all the way out. They said usually something yeah, yeah, so Especially cuz it's like it was getting better too, and then I don't know what I know what it is. I opened the door

It was seen a little like and then I like opened the door and I put pressure on that leg And I think it just kind of went open the door with your leg Well when you open a door you use your legs is like a okay So I thought you were like one of the assholes in my old apartment complex by the way doesn't like I don't live there anymore there were people I don't know who they were someone would always open doors press the elevator button with their foot and there would always be giant shoe print marks and I was like cool so when I use the elevator open this door I get to touch where your feet have been awesome yeah thanks cool dudes that is

weird yeah and it's one of those things where I know what they're doing they don't want to touch it cuz their assumption is it's dirty but like you made it dirty you asshole yeah they could even like elbow it or something like yeah just do the old elbow doesn't make any sense to me I like I understand it I get it and probably a 12 year old Jesse would agree but not anymore Mike what are you doing

we all have to live together this is a society what are you doing yeah so yeah it's it's been annoying but again I'm always like hey you know what there's people I got it way worse there's people I can't even stand there's people came and walk there's people that is also going through much worse things in their life than I am so I'm like you know what I can I can deal with this even if it's an annoyance yes that. So that's kind of the big thing. I don't know what kind of attitude that is.

I always have associated it with like being a guy because I am one and so I associate most things through that lens. But the idea of like, you know, it might be having boomer parents also is the reason. Because the idea of, you know, when you were eating, there are kids starving in Africa, or someone has it worse off than you, or if you think that's pain, there are people who can't even walk, like that kind of thing. It's like big boomer mentality that's bestowed on children that just sticks with you. Yeah.

It's, I wouldn't even say it sticks with you. Yeah it's I wouldn't even say it sticks with me I would say it helps me to feel less bad. Sure but I but I but what's interesting is the idea that you and I do this often too the idea that you shrug off your own problems because something else somewhere else might be worse you know

what I mean we even do it on the show we're like it's so cold but we understand that somewhere else it's colder. You know what I mean? We've been doing on the show We're like it's so cold, but we understand that somewhere else. It's colder there, right? Yeah, but like it doesn't make our coldness less important You know what I mean? Yeah, or doesn't make your injury less than what it is It's just a funny thing that people say because it's like Yeah, I just got to get through it But it seems like a very my parents hit me with this over the head numerous times

And so now that's just how I think about things Yeah, the whole walk it off thing Yeah, it's I can definitely see that but yeah, it's for me. It definitely is more It helps me feel less bad because otherwise you can just sit around feel bad for yourself like I wish I was at the gym Right now I wish I was doing this I wish my knee didn't hurt which like the other bad part is like it was getting better like yesterday I literally went to the gym and I was like doing upper body stuff I was being careful I was like you know just I wasn't like jogging I wasn't even like doing walking really and then we would like go outside and like walk for like five minutes just to be like how's it doing?

I'm like you're doing pretty good And then I'd like sit down whatever and that's just like when you get a setback I think that's what hits you where you're just like oh my god. I've done all this I was feeling better, and now I just made it worse Well the old the old one step forward two steps back although I didn't really take two steps back. I took like one step forward one step kind of back let me ask you a question I'm trying to develop a timeline of your injury here mmm when did toast get back I know a few weeks ago and how long was toast gone only like four fourish days okay

nevermind not as your math I was thinking toast was gone for a week and so you had a week of like dude by himself And you just let yourself go or Flipside worked yourself too hard because you were bored and then toast came back you resume normal life, and it broke you That is clearly not the case. It's not the case Yeah, no, it was just it's just a build-up of me doing too much without Having stability and stuff within the knee which by the way I found one Ticktock's listening to me, dude. I've already gotten like tick-tock. They're like does the left inner part of your knee hurt I'm like what what's going on here?

My tick-tock doesn't do that. I What? What's going on here? My TikTok doesn't do that. I, Krendor, you sent me a video of an old man doing something weird and I went to go find an old man doing something weird to send back to you. Except the problem is my TikTok is corrupted now. Absolutely corrupted. I got sent a video of like a some very weird, multi-faced creep monster thing. Uh, and I guess it was supposed to be funny,

but I thought it was really creepy instead. And it ruined my algorithm. That one video, I don't know what happened, but from that point on, all the videos I get are now like, top 10 things to goon to. I'm like, what the hell? I think I'm on Gen Alpha TikTok now somehow. And honestly-tock now somehow and honestly dude. I don't like it I don't know what's going on my algorithm is messed up

Will you keep watching it? No, I keep trying to scroll through as fast as I can and saying do not suggest and it still gives it to me I'm trying to get back on on on old man tick-tock Yeah, you got to get back on old man think that that's my favorite one there's this guy and he does like he's in his living room and he's got a long beard he does like like throwing star dances I love that guy I want that guy I don't want some dudes like if you're a gooner here are seven videos that you need to go into I'm like what's my watching it's we've lost the impact of

shame I have many questions about why you would make a video like that why you put your face on it like I just don't understand what's going on there but again I'm not 13 so what the hell do I know yeah yeah no I don't I don't get those I just get that I get my physical therapy take talks I get my physical therapy, TikToks.

I get my, the one thing I was gonna mention was there's a guy and he's like, if you don't exercise your knees get painful. If you do exercise your knees get painful. He's like, dude, what are we doing? It's just like no matter what. But it really is because of stability. I was doing, because I remember when I had some hip pain that I don't have anymore. I Did physical therapy because pretty much anytime I get a pain now. I just go to the physical therapy

I'm just like listen. It's gonna. I'm gonna have to go at some point Anyway, I may get as I met get it out of the way sooner rather than later and then prevent stuff, you know so I Went and we were doing physical therapy then, which was like a year ago. I remember she was teaching me all this stuff. She's like, yeah, your right side's like a little unbalanced. And so they had a bunch of exercises for knee balance and like stability. And you pretty much just stand on both legs. Then you lift one leg like slightly off the ground and you see how well you can stand

and like balance on that one leg and my left leg I was like oh yeah whatever and then the leg that was strained my right I did it and I was like so I was like uh-oh there is imbalance so that's actually one of my favorite exercises to do is you just stand there and balance on one leg and it helps your stability. Now did you learn this from TikTok or an actual doctor? I learned this one from an actual physical therapist but I saw it on YouTube physical therapy as well. Alright that's alright I'm much more happy with that then I was watching a guy on physical therapy videos and I decided to do that. No yeah I learned that one from an actual real life person as, so that was good

She was the one I emailed. I was like hey I'm hurt again, and she was like it's great to hear from you, but not because of the injury That's so funny that you have all these you have a like rogues gallery of online doctors. You can just like, oh hey, what's up? I got problems again. She's not even my online doctor. She's my real life physical therapist that I see every time.

So I've seen her for my neck strain. I saw her for my hips when they were aggravated. Just whatever. I'm just like, listen, I'm gonna go there and I'm gonna learn how to prevent it from getting worse or happening again that's my that's my goal that's where that one guy recognized me I don't remember if I told you that what do you mean at the doctor office you might have really I maybe I did I was literally physical therapy and I was talking about like what I do and she's like

Oh, yeah, you do like the YouTube stuff and whatever right and then someone from behind a curtain that was getting like their neck worked on went crendor and Then there's like yeah, it's like he's like I used to watch your stuff. I remember your life and So they I still to this day. I have no idea what they look like they're behind a curtain getting like physical therapy And then they're just like I'll check you out again So maybe they did but I was like dude, that's that's where we've hit the point where we get recognized at physical therapy It's not conventions. Yes, not wherever. Yeah, literally just at the doctor getting you your pains work though I was gonna say I was uh when I was at the airport a

older lady Was like are you Jesse Cox? And I was like yeah, she was like oh, it's so nice to meet you I thought she was gonna say My son or daughter loves you nope. she said so nice to meet you shook my hand walked away I was like oh okay so if you're out there listening right now it was lovely to meet you but I was like ah all right I'm

definitely entering that audience yeah no we're we're definitely at the point where there's no kids that are like wow it's him so excited Jesse Cox I can't wait to hear what that elder millennial I'm sorry what is it geriatric millennial thinks about my cool things yikes yeah my I mean all I do is look at my YouTube

demographics yeah it's just straight up Yikes. Yeah, I mean, all I gotta do is look at my YouTube demographics. Yep. It's just straight up like 18 to 44. There it is. Then there's like 45 to 54, like 6%. 55 to 64, 2%. 65 plus is 1.2%. 13 to 17, 0.1%.

There's no kids here. Yeah, I just had to send over demographics for Brandil, I did. And they wanted like, the most ludicrous breakdown, by the way. I had to go through multiple analytics and send them the CSV or CV, whatever that file is. Oh yeah, that shit. I had to send them so many files. And going through it all, I was like, oh yeah, no, I have, there's not a kid who watches it all. If you are 13 to 18 and watching, bless your sweet soul.

But you are the smallest demographic. Which honestly, I'm kind of okay with. As a full ass grown adult, I don't know that I wanna be responsible for what happens to a 14 year old. Like I don't know that I wanna be invested in like like what's going on like I don't want that apparent to hate me because they start saying like goopy-d-gop-gop-gop-gee I Don't think they'd be saying that anyway. Well they could they is

We're we're too old past that point now like it's just there's the new generation of creators. They watch that are far too skivvy for us I Think you know skivvy outdated so skivvy Riz baby Gronk I only know those words because we talked about it this morning and that I might want to do a YouTube channel of me reacting to young people things The fact even have to call it young people things. The fact you even have to call it young people things shows that there's nobody listening to this that is young. Yeah, I had to let people know. I had to let people know what a baby Gronk was. The thing is, again, I feel like all these things were mentioning now have already

Gone past yes. Oh 100% I Simply don't know what any of them mean and so I'm just trying to keep up Right like like chicken jockey you You can keep up with chicken jockey. No. I'm all right with chicken jockey. I don't know I'm fine We got What words are the kids using nowadays now don't look that up you're gonna find like I Was watching on the plane ride back. I? Ran out of new movies to watch so I started watching old episodes of

Ran out of new movies to watch, so I started watching old episodes of Modern Family. And in one of them, Phil was talking about how his dad taught him all the cool slang. And he starts listing off like TMI, too much information, BJ, blue jeans, and I laughed really hard. And that's how I feel about when I look up online what people on the internet think kids are saying. Right. I remember they did that like a Shortened text and stuff like you said and then you know is laugh at it because it did it did feel very old person

Yes, I have to do that because you're you're not in the know because you're not a kid So in fact if you did know these things and be a little concerning all right hold on be hanging around kids Yes, and again if you're an adult that's weird weird. It's weird And if you use them it makes you weird you're now the adult who's like I hang out outside the school like don't do that Yeah, unless unless you have kids, but in which case then you're like the kids are saying these words I don't understand so it's just there's no way you would know them. There's actually a very good video of Linguistics I you would know them. There's actually a very good video of a linguistics, I want to say professor but I could be wrong, but let's say linguistics expert he goes to a class and he uses gen alpha slang to give a speech, give a presentation and it's genius. It's

so good the kids instantly connect with it. They love it. It's actually a really cool video. I have no knowledge of who it is. If you can find it online, please go watch it. It's great. Do you know about chat? Isn't chat just like the general, it would be like y'all, you know what I mean? It's like talking to everybody. So if you're talking to your classmates or your friends,

you're like, what do we think, chat? Cause it's like Twitch. It's Twitch culture. They're essentially, they're twitch brain-rotted dude. Yeah See now see yeah, that's good flex. Yeah Yeah, okay, sheesh. That's why you're the goat Bet yeah, what a vibe this episode is bussin you Chad alpha There's somebody cringing right Cringing at our yapping slay Queen

Dude I like that yapping came back because it used to be like old man old man like yeah quit your yapping But now it's like become cool again It's like how new balances used to be the dad shoe and now it's cool to wear new balances everything comes around again everything and I know That when we were young we thought that's not true and total BS Absolutely is true one hundred percent. Yeah Like there's that weird irony thing where it's it sucks, and then it sucks so bad that it becomes cool Yes, the They said the new dad shoe is the hey dudes

What? Yeah, look up the hey dude shoes. I said that's a dude shoes by the way don't type in hey dude shoes and go Hey dudes, sh. Oh because then I'll take you back to the old show. Hey, dude right oh Okay, yeah, these are the these are the shoes that um all the rich kids would wear my high school yes it's like that but now all the dads were so that's where I read dad shoe now but it 100% looks like every rich kid in my high school this is what they know socks or at least those like really

tiny ankle socks yeah whatever those are the heel socks or whatever they're called yeah yeah yeah this is this is it all right cool I guess they came back around yeah well I mean for dads they did but not for the the youth the youth don't wear these they wear theances, which are the old dad shoes. Interesting. I'm looking at one hey dude. Heydude.com. It's just marijuana leaves. Shout out to cool dad. Yeah, one hey dude is zombie beavis and butt head. You know what? They are trying to skew towards dad's like the dad skewed towards them and they understood their demographics there I get it yeah I'm

looking at these I'm like well they're not a Jesse shoe I definitely believe their millennial shoes based on the designs oh yeah yeah so those speaking of design I wanted to bring up I got a I got another thing. I got Desi make sense. I got another take the hunt. I was talking about the way coffee shops used to be

Right you mean the head. Oh, oh my god. Hold on I'm gonna let you I'm gonna let you finish this but I have something you need to add to this so badly Sorry to interrupt All right It's the old coffee shop aesthetic which I forgot what they call it. It's uh It's like what Panera used to look like or Starbucks used to look like or like a lot of those old coffee shops. Yeah and It was just making me think like I hate the minimalistic logos and the minimalistic buildings like they're they turn McDonald's into just a gray block now a bunch of restaurants are just these like boring as places Even sports logo yes Starbucks the worst Barnes and Noble they like the revamp that that is be gray and boring and then

They uh oh God be what's it called like the like sports teams logos even they used to be fun you go look at like the 90s logos they're like all cool and I think what you're saying is logos used to have personality exactly yes the he's to feel fun and a personality and now it's just all kind of the same and I hate it and I want go back. I think logos now are kind of what Eastern European are Architecture was in the 1980s and 90s Yes, where it's this it's almost like I don't say brutalist, but very close Yeah, and it's like I don't know why they're doing it maybe because it's like not offensive

And so they're just trying to not really offend anybody and do what they're doing because they're like just don't offend them make money or something But like then you lose all the personality in the character, so it's oh here a global village coffee house aesthetic look that up global village coffee house aesthetic Yeah, you'll know it right away Okay, yes Yeah, like there's it right away Okay, yes Yeah, like there's so many places that had that vibe to them Yeah, well, I mean it was a place that you went not just for coffee like cop like you can make coffee at home, right? In fact most people at least in the u.s. Made coffee at home

Coffee houses in Europe and those places you hang out, you chill, you spend an hour, two hours, three hours just sitting, sipping, watching the world go by, or reading a book, or talking with friends, right? Like that was the vibe. And then in the States we didn't really have that. We had diners and we had coffee you made at home and restaurants. And then coffee houses were, as they were introduced, they were introduced like they were done in Europe. And it was a place to chill and hang out and be a part of. And because of the American lifestyle and everything's in a hurry,

it became about getting in, getting out. Everyone who was at a coffee house, everything's laptops. When I was in Boston, there was a coffee, a really, really nice coffee place right near my hotel, and I'd go there every morning. And when I was there the last day, there were two old men. One old man was sitting there, and another old man sat down by him.

I don't think these two old men knew each other, but they immediately struck up a conversation. And the first guy, the first thing out of his mouth was like, you know what I noticed about this place? All the damn laptops. And the other guy was like, you know what I noticed about this place? All the damn laptops. And the other guy was like, oh, I remember when there were no laptops. And he's like, that's what I'm saying.

Everyone's looking at the screens, click clacking away. All of these tables, laptops, no one's talking. And I was sitting there just like, oh my God, I kind of agree with them. I was like, I kind of, I think I'm there. Everyone there besides me was clearly a college student or someone doing business, because I was there at like 11 a.m.

You know, so it wasn't the early morning we're here. I was there when people were just like, you know. There was someone next to me on a phone call about real estate. There was some lady next to me who Was typing away a term paper or something you know that kind of thing, but yeah, yeah I will say the coffee shop itself loved it. It had this sort of You know global aesthetic

Yeah, because it is very much like friends like back in the 90s aesthetic yes Yes yes where you want to hang out and chat and have a have a night or day yeah and so it's it's only a matter of time I think before it all loops back around but I just you just got to wait for it to do it well you know what else is a great idea? Ooh. You know, whether you need help getting to sleep at night, or you tweak your knee, or you just want to chill out, or maybe many of the other fun things you can do in life, let me tell you about the online cannabis company

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And they're like, wow, that doesn't look right. It's like a weird head on a different body. I don't get it. So that's gonna be backed up for a while. So make sure you get plenty of gas at that gas station back to you. Do you remember muscle men? Like the action figures from from the 90s? Like they were little tiny guys and you can there were so many to collect oh

Yeah, I kind of do remember that is exactly what my dad looked like Like almost a pro wrestler but not but then just my dad's normal head yeah I see I see it's they some of these kind of look like they were in the power Rangers is like the putty dudes they um definitely came from Japan and then we're brought to America for sure

oh yeah I have some but yeah they're all ripped yes and that is what he guys were not ripped no the putties were just dudes in costumes that got beat up by teens with attitude yeah yeah these these would not get beat up by teens with attitude or they know these guys would beat the crap out of teens with a team gave these guys attitude muscle men would take them out yeah that one muscle man he's got like chains for hair yeah man that's pretty wild those are some interesting toys it was back in the day with had beast whoa my god beast toys 90s what were they called beasts? Oh?

Battle beasts I loved battle. Yeah, those are my favorite toys basically They were little tiny guys with armor, but they were also they were like had buff bodies, but the head of an animal and On their chests you know how like probably during this time period in the nineties girls had mood rings or things where you press on it it would tell your mood well this right was for guys and they had a you'd press your finger on the middle of them and it would light up with the it would be like a mood ring thing but your heat would show you what faction they were a part of. Oh I see that's actually pretty cool. Yeah it was pretty fun. I think they came out in like the late 80s but we're still pretty popular the 90s that's when I got

mine at least. I had one that was like a snake he had a snake head and then he had snake arms so I guess he was three snakes in. I don't know how that man worked. There was one that was like a bat. That guy was pretty cool. And then there was one I had that was like a tiger. There was a frog one. There was a bunch of different ones. The best one I have was the shark. I love the shark one. And they made different versions. So you could get a shark that when you pressed on him He was water, but you could also get one where was wood for some reason. I don't know

There I sent the Someone somebody like custom made that one, but there's the actual one. Yes. That's the guy had yes His name was triple threat is that is that really his name triple threat triple threat. Yeah triple threat snake He's got I guess he's got three heads technically, so he's a triple threat Yeah, they had uh they had a These are so funny. Yeah, look at this. They had a grizzly bear They had a beaver come on a battle beast beaver stop a battle beaver They had a beaver, come on, a battle beast beaver, stop. A battle beaver?

They had a guy named Wolfgang Walrus, this is so goofy. One arm is a normal arm, but the other arm is a flipper. That's so funny. That is pretty good. I love, yeah, I used to have a lot of those, but my friends always had more. Let me stress, my parents definitely grew up on the, Jesse, you don't need everything train

So when my friends were getting all the cool stuff. I would have to go over to their house to play with most of it Yeah, you just you just brought your snake man. That's yeah I mean I had a few they didn't like not get me things But they were just like you have three of those you don't need more I was like but mom there are hundreds and they were like yeah Go to your friend's house and play with those. I was like, okay You could be selling these on eBay for Loads of money if they would like I'll be honest. They may be in a bin somewhere My parents did give me a box of old Legos and stuff. I do actually have a bin of old micro machine somewhere, too

old Legos and stuff I do actually have a bin of old Micro Machines somewhere too yeah wow these actually do go for someone selling six of them for a hundred and twenty five dollars I mean these are those kind of toys that unless you were in that time period you would not know about and so it only has a special value to those people but very clearly it

matters to those people yeah that's true that makes sense. Like, looking at them now, I'm like, oh my god, I love these. Yeah, but if you never played with Battle Beasts, you're like, uh, alright. Yeah, like, I don't know what the hell that is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I see one that is 25 Battle Beasts, 1987 lot, $274. This features one that looks like one of those monkeys with the huge eyes, a

panda, a water buffalo, an octopus man, one that looks like a mole, that's very cute, a kangaroo, a moose, an eagle, a giraffe. Oh my god, the lizard man! I used to have him. The snake guy, see him. He must have been everyone's favorite because he had snake arms a Bulldog an ape Shut up a seahorse. How did it you know what don't care love it? Yes, but they were called Takara Hasbro Battle Beast, so I bet Takara was the Japanese company Hasbro probably brought them over yeah Well, that's the traffic. All right. Let's go to weather

Here we go we've got weather requests for capital of British Columbia Victoria Victoria's located on Vancouver Island, which is not where the city of Vancouver is and the island had the name before the city. Both are named after the same British naval captain George Vancouver and so is the American city. We have some pretty cool parliament buildings and the nature outside is beautiful. There's also Hattly Castle

not in the city but in the metro area which was used as the X mansion in the X-Men films. Oh that's fun yeah like I immediately know what that castle looks like. So British Columbia, Victoria. WAPI activated 65 degrees America unit feels like 65 degrees America unit high 65 low 51 humidity 50% pressure 30.11 inches visibility 10 miles 514 a.m. sunrise 909 p.m. sunset miles per hour sorry 2.47 UV 1 moon phase waxing gibbous pollen count high 10 day 10 day yes 60 degrees a.m. cloud Sun Tuesday 66 mostly Sun Friday 66 partly cloudy Saturday 69 nice sunny Sunday 72 sunny Monday 69 nice sunny Tuesday 67 mostly sunny Wednesday 64 partly cloudy Thursday 60 partly cloudy pollen high high high high high

You know I was gonna ask why WAPI would say nice being a robot You know I was gonna ask why Woppy would say nice being a robot, but I realize we've had him for roughly 13 years So it checks out. Yeah, he he adapts as a 13 year old. Yeah, he would he would it would yeah, okay? Yeah, he he honestly just picks up on everything around him. I'm looking at the restaurants here They all look. This is a small community, but all the restaurants look banger. Let's see. They're all very clearly, I assume this is one of those communities where most people eat at home.

Because when you go out to a restaurant, you wanna go out to eat like a real restaurant. And so everywhere looks delicious. They got a place called Redfish Bluefish. That's amazing. That's a fun one. The Dematostay? Dematasi?

Dematasi? It's a cafe and garden center. I love a cafe garden center. I think it's very cute. They have pizza lemon herb stuff They got the looks delicious They got a the Beagle Pub, I see the Beagle Pub I like that Yep, wait, they got a miniature world. The hell is this? Hopefully makes you feel like you are a giant. Oh

Hopefully makes you feel like you are a giant. Oh my god, it's literally just a bunch of miniatures. It's like if Warhammer was for normal people. That's awesome. That is crazy. It's like the people that do the toy trains, but creating like little places and recreating cities and stuff. Dude, there's a place called the Nourished Kitchen and Cafe. It looks exactly like a restaurant you and I would go to. It reminds me of that place in San Antonio.

It is straight up an old Victorian ass looking house. The inside is the living room of a straight-up old-ass Victorian house and then they just set up tables in it oh my god I see that and all the food looks absolutely delicious it's not like crazy it's not fancy it's just good looking it literally is just in the living room that's what I'm saying I love that about it that was really cool it does look room. That's what I'm saying. I love that about it That was really cool. It does look good. Everything's fresh. Yes. I'm saying it looks like they just picked it out of the garden Which they do have in the back Yeah, look at that

This is definitely our kind of restaurant. Absolutely. I love like you can tell whoever cooks this stuff is Probably in love with their own food. Oh Yeah, like they love doing all this stuff every day. Yeah. Yeah, I'm here for that also this person got an eggs benedict I've never seen an eggs benedict look this healthy in my entire life If you scroll down its egg benny with cashew hollandaise extra bacon and sausage the side, yet still the greenest plate I've ever seen. What the heck? There's so much going on this plate, it looks like a salad almost. Yeah, I see, oh my god.

Looks delicious, I don't even know, it almost makes getting an eggs benedict seem healthy. Yeah. Crust bakery. Oh, this definitely has the vibe of like a tourist town for people 40 plus. Oh yeah, it definitely does. Yeah. Which is sad that we just spent the entire episode being like, those crazy kids, and now we're like, wow! You can eat in an old home! Hahahaha!

I mean, that's what we are the man who were like this did a decade ago that's true yeah literally we were at that place in San Antonio it was roughly a decade ago and we were the exact same way so yeah it's just carrying it into our old age yeah we prepared for it

yeah I say is word. It's still relatively young. Look, if we keep it up we can still say old age and it'll still be ironic, right? It'll still be ironic. As the gray hairs kick in. Yeah, it'll be ironic. It'll be fine. Don't worry about it. Yeah, it's like when the 23 year old kids are like, oh, I can I can't believe I'm gonna be 24. I'm ancient Yeah, yeah, we mean that the exact same way. We're so it's so ironic when we say it When I just wait when I don't have to use a cane to walk around Not using a cane, but I kind of wish I was this point. They have a pizzeria prima strata

Looks delicious looks great. I will say They have a pizza there where you can get four It's like a small pizza, but it's four different slices of four different pizzas But they put little breadsticks in the middle of it when they bake it so it separates the pizza. I love that idea That is pretty cool pizza I love that idea that is pretty cool I like that all right hell yeah good good little town I just want to say I think it's hilarious we based all of our town approval on what food you have yeah we look at it for a little bit we look at the weather it's unimportant what food you have

there and that's how we decide whether you're a good town or not I don't even remember the first episode we decided to just start looking at restaurants. I think it just came naturally by looking up the town being like, Whoa, look at this food! But I'm also fat so I was drawn to it immediately. We could have done like, wow, look at these gardens! Or statues. Nope. Nope. Food. And I'm a food douche so I I'm always ready. There you go.

So there we go. Somebody, if anyone knows, if there's like the one person out there that's like, oh fine, the first episode they diverted the weather into food channel reviews, go tell us. Cause I'm curious. Yeah. Where's our weather guy? guy where you at weather guy weather guy yeah and that's the weather okay let's go to sports sports over here at the sports desk let's see we got here we've got the NBA finals are gonna be occurring Thursday We've got the Oklahoma City Thunder fighting the Indiana Pacers in the NBA Finals. So that'll be an interesting one. We've got the NHL Finals also happening as well, which is a rematch of last year, the Florida Panthers and the Edmonton Oilers.

So we'll see how that one goes this time around. Last time I went to game seven. So we'll see how that one goes this time around. Last time I went to game seven. So we'll see what happens. We got the MLB standings. The Yankees are in first. MLB! MLB! The Tigers are in first.

The Mariners and the Astros are tied in first. The Mets are in first. The Cubs are in first. And the Dodgers are in first. And then. I will say really quickly about the Dodgers the last I don't know X number of times I've watched them be it on TV on At home or at a bar or live they've lost right and that just shows you how long the season is There's first place yet every time I've tuned in they've lost like not just lost like been blown out. Yeah it's

it's a long season. It's like what 162 games I think yes and they're currently at 60 yes so we're not even halfway done yeah yeah I will say though my god uh whenever you watch doesn't matter whether winning or losing Tony just is Too good for everyone Here it is. That's also why they paid him eight hundred million dollars. Yes, it's like

Almost insulting to the other players like he's very good Yeah, well his big thing is he can also pitch the crazy thing but I mean he's getting paid that man is not really out on the field ever that's like half the time baseball just like standing around the I'm saying like he's paid to hit that's it really oh yeah well this big thing was he can pitch and hit and he can pitch well But then he had like Tommy John issues or something so he just started hitting yeah, no I know yeah Yeah, I'd say that too. Oh, I can't do it guys looks like I can only hit I'm just happy the Cubs are fun again, so that's been neat Or uh I think they're actually one of the best teams in National League right now

neat or uh I think they're actually one of the best teams in National League right now. So maybe the maybe Cubs Dodgers will play in the playoffs it'd be fun. That would be interesting for sure. Yes and then let's see anything else here how's the WNBA doing? New York Liberty and Minnesota Lynx both undefeated How's the tennis looking? the French Open is Musetti versus Alcares And doesn't ring a bell The other ones are to be determined and then a soccer dude we've got the the let's see

United States China canceled all right Canada beat Haiti and New Zealand beat Venezuela and currently United States is playing as Jamaica I know what this is for you know You know soccer Yeah, but is there like a tournament does there like I don't know what? What exactly exactly this is for you know isn't everything really just one long tournament to get them into the World Cup?

Don't you know what don't say no just Know the answer to this let's just say that's the answer and move on Well, let the chat Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah for a chat. Yeah, tell us Interact with us tell us how we're wrong Yeah, question of the day. How does soccer work? Yeah, what's happening right now? Sports oh How does soccer work? Yeah, yeah. What's happening right now? Ha ha ha ha ha. Bad sports.

All right. What is our fact of the day? Fact of the day. Fact of the day. Fact of the day. Let's see. We've got a big-time fact right here it is that there's a fruit that tastes like chocolate pudding I don't know that I like that I don't know if I like it

either yeah I want my fruits to be fresh tasting not tasting like a bit into pudding it's called black sup otey sup o-O-T-E, and it is native to Central and Southern America. Apparently it tastes like chocolate and sweet custard. Here's the thing. If you were to say, don't look this up by the way, don't look it up, Cranador. Okay. Guess what it looks like when you cut it open I Would say it looks like pudding it literally does No Looking at it right now

It's a green Fruit but when cut open there are four giant ass seeds inside, but you remove those giant ass seeds Well, it just literally looks like pudding. You know what? I actually, this, I changed my mind completely. My assumption is it would look like an orange, but then when you bit into it, it tastes like pudding and that's gross.

This looks like pudding, so I expect it to taste like pudding, and I'm here for it. And it's probably healthier. Probably. Yeah. so I expected to taste like pudding and I'm here for it. And it's probably healthier. Probably! Yeah! It is...

Although admittedly very expensive. Oh my god, if you want to get any of this, it's like a hundred bucks. Yeah, these are pretty crazy. The seeds almost kind of look like pecans or something. I was going to say giant coffee beans, but yeah that works, too It's it feels like it would kind of taste like a fig in a way. It's got like a fig looking Feel to it But I don't know

It says to eat wait until it's ripe and very soft then scoop out the pulp with a spoon leaving the skin and seeds behind Yeah, it's basically its own cup of pudding that's pretty cool I'd try that I would too you can order it online from Miami fruit for $27 that's hmm honestly it's probably worth trying once just for the experience a small box contains three to five pounds I don't know oh no oh no one fruit is $27 one small box is a hundred twenty seven a large box is a hundred seventy seven extra large is to a bulk box 472 that's so much that's so much oh oh never mind is this some like an ultra rare fruit why the hell is it so expensive twenty seven dollars it has to be it's like it or maybe it's like the new thing

maybe they just discovered it and now everyone's freaking out they're like it's like pudding but it's maybe they just discovered it. And now everyone's freaking out. They're like, it's like pudding, but it's a fruit. You know what? I love that. I love the idea of it being like, we just found it! In the rainforest! We were looking around! I mean, there's plenty of things we haven't found in the rainforest. Yeah, I'm fine with that. Shout out to whoever's about to make hard bank on this. January of 2025, March of of 2025 and four weeks ago all Talking about it. So like this is relatively new that people are discovering this

Yeah, all the things I'm seeing online are almost brand new websites offering sales of it Huh? Okay weird Yeah, that is is okay weird huh yeah it is but I like it not I am curious I'm like I want to taste it look if I can get a $60 cake for a goof on a podcast I could get a $27 fruit that's true I could write that off I'm just saying you could it's well worth it but my biggest problem with this is that I'm a big, I need to touch and look at the fruit guy. Right.

Like I would never get a fruit delivery service. Or if I got groceries delivered I'd never order fruit. Because I need to be, I need to see it. Yeah. I know what you mean. Like I don't want to get the jank ass piece of fruit they send me because like, screw that guy. You know what I mean? Yeah, no I definitely agree with you

But this is no ordinary fruit True, but it could be bruised or you know like that kind of stuff. I hate I hate that Well just read the reviews make sure they're like I we have never received the bruised fruit. These are the I don't believe that I think people just have less high standards than me. They're less anal about their fruit than I am. That's possible as well, yeah. That's definitely true. Listen, I don't know.

I just wanna have a pudding experience. Maybe we could, we're definitely later this year doing a live show, so we definitely, maybe we should bring one. That would be a great live show goof that way both of us can have it thus saving money I do like that plan let's play on that that's a good plan

that's solid plan yeah I like that come to live show watch us eat fruit and that's the almost said weather fact of the day who has come to us with tears in their eyes dear illustrious sirs Hands on my knees tears in my eyes We ask once again who is more and who is gork also who would your warhammer orc? Or what would your warhammer orc name and job be oh man um?

Do they want to know the real version are they saying which of us two? I guess I Do they want to know the real version or they saying which of us two? I Guess I don't know well first who's more can who's gork? They're the two big more aren't yeah, aren't they the orc guys? Yeah, they're the orc gods So let's see look in here They're pretty much the same looking but different colors. I feel like I'm more of a gork. Oh Yeah, no, I mean just name alone

Yeah, I think I'm name alone. I'm more of a gork. I'm such a more dude Yeah But then would your warhammer or name be so I guess not morga org and right? Basically like what we do plus some goofy name uh? Probably like jab a jaw squib crusher. That's a good one. Yeah What would your job be? crushing squibs? My name that's true job a job

Good crusher I'd be gab gobb Gorkh jr. I Love our names our names are perfect And what do you do? I would be I'd be like a medic and be one of the pain boys Where they just try to heal people but by just hitting stuff with a hammer right right? I like this. I got fix you up. It was like start whacking it. Billy is good

Yeah, all that you have to follow me cuz I've crushed so many squids It was like start whacking it be like it's good. Yeah, all that you have to follow me cuz I've crushed so many squid Yeah, then they'll be like oh my swibs been crushed and be like I'll fix you up. We just started hammering it That's it amazing orcs. I'm just saying yeah Then Fix you Then We've also got guat Dear illustrious sirs I challenge you if you caught a magical fish that offered you a wish in return for returning it to the water Would you return it and if so what would your wish be?

First off I'd return it 100% oh yeah, no, what am I gonna? Do kill and cook that fish? He talks I can't do that Yeah, unless if you if you killed and cook them he'd give you some sort of magical properties But who knows what that would be so like he turns you into the magic giver Yeah, you can give wishes. That's So, no, he won't be. Like, he turns you into the magic giver. Yeah. You can give wishes. That's interesting.

But no, if he's talking to me, he's already got me. I'm susceptible to that. I'd be like, he's like me for real. One wish to return to the water. I would wish, see, I hate wishes wishes because I think about like Genies and how they're always trying to screw you and So if I wish for a bunch of money He'd probably put a bunch of money in my account

But then it'd be like you stole this money, and then I get arrested you know what I mean Yeah, I mean the genie from the land didn do that. Or if I wish for a beautiful girlfriend, it would be like a friend who was a girl who was beautiful. You know what I mean? Yeah, no you're right. Like you get screwed, no matter what, you get screwed. If I wished, you know. Yeah, you get monkey pawed. Yeah, yeah, every time, the monkey paw.

So it would have to be something very specific and very, you know, simple. So I would have to be something very specific and very simple. So I would probably wish for contentment. Like being content with my choices. Be they right or wrong, I wouldn't stress over them. That's pretty good. Yeah, you know what, that's a pretty good Yeah, that's you know that's pretty good one. I would say I would wish for

I would risk I would risk Yeah, I don't know this is like one of those things you know what I'd wish for one of those chocolate pudding fruits you know what you have a solid way used quality yeah right yeah how early is like putting yeah that fish would be like really really dude sure okay fish me up again next time

Very nice alright. We'll do one more. So we had eight of them this time. We're kind of alright and Dear lustrous sirs with tears in my eyes, Jesse Did you ever find that record that was lost while you were packing to move also not a question? But I would read Crendor's magical fishing book. Thank you first off What a great follow-up question. Second off, no, never was found. I honestly think they just didn't send it. I don't think they ever got it. Or if it was sent, it was lost in the mail somewhere because I do not have it. Never have. I went through every box multiple times nothing but I did find it and buy

it on eBay so we're good oh yeah yeah so he's closed yep it's closed I own it now yeah nice um that's the dear lustrous earths all right what is our new story of the day? big new story of the day Day we have a big day Okay, so

Florida man has returned. Oh boy. Quote, help me Jesus. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Okay. Florida man hits alligator on I-4, flips over bike, slides across freeway. Whoa, he was on a motorcycle? Yep. And he hit an alligator. Yep.

All right, this definitely sounds like Florida over the weekend two motorcyclists were rushed to the hospital after striking a six-foot gator on the i-4 both are now recovering and spoke exclusively with Fox 35 news on Sunday leading up to recount recounting the moments leading up to the crash was it nighttime how do they miss a gator that big? Well, the backstory. On Saturday, around 6pm, two motorcyclists traveling inside I-4 westbound near mile marker 110 struck an alligator in the lane, causing one rider to crash into a tree. Both motorcyclists, 67-year-old Mayan and a 25-year-old woman were taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries and Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officials responded to assist the

injured gator. Cameron Gilmore told Fox 35 he and Brandy Gross were riding with a large group of bikers on the interstate when he came across a big blob in the road. I thought it was a semi tire that came off the tread or something, Gilmore said. That blob, he struck, turned out to be a large gator. Gross was riding behind him and she hit the gator right after him. The impact of the gator threw them both off their bikes. I said, uh, help me Jesus.

I just seen something and I like once realized what it was it was too late gross said I was like a crap you know like it is just the impact happened and I flipped over and just wasn't expecting the Gator to be in the middle of the road right there uh what you always expect that if I was in Florida I would always expect Gators to be everywhere yeah I don't know. There it is.

Wait, so they were like in a motorcycle gang, really. Yeah, that's what you're saying. And by gang, I mean a bunch of people on Kawasaki's. Pfft, yeah. I said, help me Jesus, and I kept flipping. I'm like, when's it gonna stop? And then I started sliding, and I'm like, when's this gonna stop? And then I started sliding and I'm like, when's this gonna stop? Just sliding and sliding.

Then it went off the road into the grass and couldn't move much. My whole right leg was numb and my other leg was also numb. Gilmore sustained a broken foot and toes from the incident. Rose suffered a concussion and the bone on the side of her wrist was cracked. I must have had an angel looking over me. Way I landed, that angel looked over me or something because I got very lucky. Could have been worse. Both have great spirits about what happened.

They're calling me Gator Gilmore instead of Florida Man. I'm getting called Florida Man too, Gilmore said. Gross's family has a new nickname for her as well. They call me Gator Ninja because I was on a Ninja 650 she drew. Her running with the Gator may have her second guessing, her favorite college football team as well. I was actually a Gators fan before this and I was telling my mom because my family's always been divided. I said I might end up going NOLS I don't really care for Gators too much now she said maybe maybe an angel

put the Gator there to teach them all valuable lesson about safety and watching where you're driving it's possible I mean God moves in mysterious ways, dude. That's true. Just mysterious ways. So mysterious. Yep. The extent of the Gators injuries is not immediately known and the crash remains under investigation. I like to think that the Gators made of like, super titanium. Yeah, I like to think the Gator did that on purpose. He saw a bunch of people hunt Kawasaki's driving through his neighborhood. And was like, damn damn kids get off my streets Yeah, he's tripped them up. Yeah, I'm back in the water. Yep, because you notice no

We don't know what happened that Gator that Gator didn't die Yeah, no, he was like That'll teach him My job is done. He went back to his Gator family. Yeah, and they're like praise Jesus He's like Alligator God moves mysterious ways The big gator Upstairs. The gator in the sky

I guess he'd be the gator in the swamp. Well yeah, that's swamp in the sky, the big swamp in the sky. That's the new story of the day. Oh, right well that's it for us. Thanks much for listening or watching or joining this podcast. Cranndor, hit him with the socials. We've got socials. Youtube.com slash cox and Cranndor podcast all one word. Check it out on the YouTube. Give your weather requests give your Their illustrious sirs give us your Answering our sports soccer questions also. We're on Spotify iTunes SoundCloud We're all over the place also where you got the animations a youtube.com slash Cox and CrennDor also

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