Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 473 - Smokey The Bear Is Coming For You

Episode Date: August 2, 2025

The boys are back and this time Jesse meets a 10 year old boomer. Crendor in the meantime has decided to react to Jesse's new react channel, which is as perfect as it sounds. And then in the news, a thief vandalizes national parks and Smokey the Bear is NOT having it. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor. Go to http://greenchef.com/50COX and use code 50COX to get 50% off your first month, then 20% off for two months with free shipping. Get this new customer offer and your 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://MINTMOBILE.com/CRENDOR

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Broadcast them live, live, live, live, live. In four hour and 40 studio, recording. Recorded. Wake your ass up. It's up next, Trendin, in the morning. Hi, puppy, hippo, hippo, happy, happy. Hello, everybody. That was the most modern YouTube intro, I think I've heard from you.

That's what I was going for. Now that we're big time YouTubers, that's what I was going for. That's true. It took 16 years, but now we've made it. That's good. We really have. We finally hit the meta. Yeah.

Granted, I mean, we've hit the meta before with the chicken sandwiches. But now we're truly there, a dedicated reaction. I must stress. your meta is better than my meta because when I look up my own channel all I see is yours that's what everybody kept saying I don't know what's going on I've messaged

everyone at YouTube and be like guys so the whole point of this was I was testing the algorithm and it's clear the algorithm messed up because my channel literally is not visible to anyone I type in my name the worst part was is the guy at YouTube who got back to me like the YouTube

tech was like well when I type it and I see it I'm like brother here are screenshots I'm an incognito mode this is what people who are not subscribed see and it straight up the image next to the to the channel is still it doesn't have an avatar it doesn't pop up when you type in too old for this

I was like clearly something's wrong and this is what I've been saying to you guys for a long time I genuinely believe this is absolutely true that they have flagged Cox as a bad word they honestly might have We've talked up with this before and they keep telling me it's not happening and I'm like, you clearly are. The channel's not showing up, y'all. The best part too is I have the, uh, there's vid IQ, which is like you can hook it in.

It shows you like how many views you've had in the last 60 minutes. How many in the last 48 hours? It gives you like all these stats. It shows like keywords. Your video is like loaded with keywords. I literally don't even put keywords in. That's what I'm saying. We go out of our way to test it.

The whole point is testing the algorithm. That's the only reason I'm doing any of this. And it's like, no, no, no, it's busted. Well, all right, good to know, I guess. And it sucks because everyone I talk to at YouTube is like, it's fine. We don't know what you're talking about. I'm like, it's clearly not.

Yeah, I've had numerous people on my thing. They're like, I keep seeing these before Jesse. And I'm like, listen, I think he's too old for the algorithm. They're like, get him out of here. This main stool. Give it to the Sprye young Crendor. I just can't believe. leave. I'm shocked that it's that bad.

I sent them screenshots. I'm like, guys, there's clearly something wrong. Don't tell me nothing is wrong. And they're like, well, it doesn't appear like anything's wrong. Maybe you should just wait. I'm like, all right, I am leaving for a week. So like, sure. I'll

wait. That's fine. No stress. But I'm letting you know when I return, if nothing's fixed, we will have problems. I will be a loud complainer. Because, again, I'm only doing this to test the algorithm and it looks at the algorithm is trash

so help me out and they're like we'll see like okay cool guys oh it's so frustrating day with YouTube maybe the algorithm hears you and it knows you're calling it trash while with me I'm like it's all right

and it's like you know what I'm gonna bump that Crendor instead with the all right it was like you know what all right's better than trash yeah it's uh I don't put up thumbnail It's just you. Maybe that also plays into what people see your face. Just click mine.

I don't know. I have no idea what's going on with it. Like, people are finding it, and I'm getting subscribers, but the amount of people that message me, the same thing they're messaging you, which is, I can't find it. And I don't know, again, if that's just laziness or if that is, they genuinely can't find it. But what I do know is that when I go to look for it, it is very difficult to find. Yes, I also found that it was difficult to find your thing. Although now I type it in and I can find it. I think that's because you're interacting with it. Maybe, that's true.

And so it's pushing it to you. That's why I had to do it incognito mode because when I was with my own account, it now pops up and it works for me. But that's because I'm there constantly. Yeah, let me do it in already. Like changing, fixing things. I put in incognito mode. I can't find nothing. Alright, I typed in too old for this and it's just a bunch of random videos.

Yeah, I'm not even remotely listed there. Yeah, yeah. Okay, too old for this channel, you're number one. But then it's your Skibbitty Toilet videos number one. And right under it, it says subscribe to my channel. Yeah, well, of course, of course it would say that. That's what it says when I typed in too old for this, Jesse Cox. Your image and channel was the first thing that appeared, which is crazy to me.

All right. When I type in too old for this Jesse Cox, I get both of your videos first now. Hopefully, things are correcting themselves. And my complaints have not fallen on death ears, death ears. Death ears. But we'll see. I just can't believe it's so difficult. I don't know, man.

I'm just, I'm an algorithmer, you know? You really are. You're like a Neo and that you saw the matrix code of the algorithm and you're just diving into it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen, I just got 30,000 views on pointless top 10 outdoor liminal spaces in World War, right? Yo, liminal spaces? That's, I saw that video and the entire time I was thinking, how many people in the comments are going to say this isn't a liminal space to some of these?

Oh, I knew that was going to happen, which is why in the first, like, number 10, I'm like, I'm going to define to you with aluminum spaces because I already. You know, somebody's going to be like, this is not technically a little bit. But... It's not the back rooms. The whole point I've learned of liminal space is it's a, like, transitional area for the most part. There's, like, other meanings. But the main one's, like, a hallway, for an example. Because you're, like, going from one room to another.

Or, like, it can count as, like, a metaphorical hallway. Like, you're going from one place in your life to another. So, I was like, well, a lot of these things I put in this are, transitional from zone to zone because a lot of them are from the cataclysm where they flatten the land so you could fly but it left a bunch of just big empty spaces

and it's actually really cool. Yes interesting yeah that's cool there's definitely a lot of that in video games especially in the we're trying to hide load screen games I love those when you go from zone to zone

and then like it's just very clearly it assumes that some people will have faster loads than others so it just you have like a weird hallway effect yeah it's neat yeah so that was fun

and then that's why I called it outdoor so I was like all right I'll do some indoor ones as well at some point because one that's two videos for one right and that'll be another hit one too people love liminal spaces yeah plus because I really wanted to do all the outdoor ones with like

the big empty areas so I was glad I did that also going back to the React channels all right I found it funny I am curious so I watched you react to Adaway General which I loved it's very funny made me laugh yes but I didn't get a chance to watch you react to Skibbitty and I'm very curious because I've been thinking about this both you and my mother because my mom watched the first video

and was like that was really cute and so I really want to know what you thinks of Skibbitty toilet because I imagine she's going to be like what are what are the what are the kids problems. Is it drugs? I don't know what she, I think she's going to be worried for the future of mankind. Right. Um, so the, the funniest part I found was that we were like, this video's two years old. And then I was like, well, we just watched a five year old video. So like, what? Yes. The thing, the problem with it being five years old is that the whole gimmick was me discovering that there's a thing called Brat TV. And there's other shows they do right now.

But the one that seemed interesting was the one that had four seasons And I was like, okay, this is a staple The problem is the first episode is five years old So it definitely looks like old man catches up on old things But Skibbidi, I just It's not on my radar and the fact that they announced they're making a movie I was like, I got it, I got to figure out what this is

Yeah, I did not I didn't know what Skibbidi was I mean I knew what it was I saw the little toilet man and it's like Skibbud do it right But I I watching it at first I was like okay you know it's going to progress whatever I did not expect the skibbitty universe

neither did I it's jarring at first I was like wow this is okay things are happening by the end I was like it's Michael Bay this is too much yeah it's too much and my theory is that it started out like hey you know this is a fun thing whatever and then as it grew they were like what if we made this into something, right? And then it allowed them to get really crazy with it. They start making skibbitty mecks, skibbitty airplanes and shit. So, like,

I think they just kind of took it and ran with it. And then that's just, it's evolved into what it is today. But I think it started as just like a casual like Gary's mud. Absolutely, it was just a goof. Like, the first one is a few seconds long and it's, because at that time, the video that

that song is from was that dude with the belly, who would serve meat and he'd be like, Scooby, dump, dump, dump. And he'd shake his belly while he served meat. That was that guy. And so they just took the song and then made a goof. And then the goof blew up into something genuinely crazy.

And I can't, everyone's like, no, you got to watch all of it, dude. You got to watch all of it. It's good. You'll explain the story, explain everything. I must stress. I don't have the patience. I just will not do that. I just don't care.

Like, it really is like just all action and then a toilet going skibbitty. like I can do many other things with my time. And I was like, my main thing, I was like, listen if I was like 14, this would be amazing. But I'm not. Yeah. So.

Hell, I, you're the man now dog is where I would be when I was younger, looking at all the weird what essentially was TikTok but it was in gift form. And then they played music in the background. But it was roughly the same thing. And that's where all these weird things were anyway. So that's why, you know, my

screen name online sometimes is epic maneuver because of that one very funny like and it was Jordan of the Forge rolling under a door that he didn't need to roll under. To me, it's the same thing. It's stupid and dumb and I love it.

But with that said, I've definitely aged out of loving it. Like this thing I watched it and was like, all right, I get it. I understand why people like it. But yeah, after the first couple, I was like, okay, this is out of control. Yeah, no, it was the E-Bom's world.

The other one. Yes, E-Bom's World. And they would fight with You're the Man Now Dog all the time. And then they, I remember one time they had a rap battle. E-Bom's World released a rap and then Y-TM and D released a rap. And they both were just dissing it. It was great. What a great time.

Like, I was looking at some of the stuff because I was curious, like, what did I watch? What did I like? And I would. I went all the way back and looked at my liked videos even from 2010 and then like I was trying to remember what I watched 2004 there's some there's some stuff that borders on Skibbitty toilet like I'm for sure dude all like anyone who sat through Charlie the unicorn or salad fingers

or any of that stuff that's basically Skibbitty yeah you you remember there's a there's a squirrel and he's like on a white background he's just like a cutout thing of a squirrel just moving around, like a PNG, and he's like, wee! That was one I saw. I don't. I don't remember that at all. He's like, I was what I'm both theater is. I'm like, we!

I was like, I remember that. I remember watching that being like, this is so funny. And then I'm like, now I'm like, I can't listen to this. I don't remember that at all. And what's funny about that is it's almost like either one. One, hamster dance, which is roughly the same thing. Or, I would say more aligned with Skibbitty Toilet is that blue frog. Oh, yeah, like, bomp, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

Yes, that's pure trash content. Yeah. No, there is, there was some, there's some powerful trash back then. But, you know, it was, it's one of those things where I think people watching Skibbty, you're going to get older and they'll be like, dude, remember Skibbidi, and they'll go back and watch and be like, I mean, that was all right.

Like, they'll have nostalgia for it, but, like, at this point, I feel like most people who are into it aren't into it because of the thing that I first watched. They're into it because it's straight up just like a cinematic universe now. That makes no sense to me. But I am impressed with the ability to make it, if that makes any sense. Like, he clearly has upped his game with craftsmanship of,

scenes like that. Yeah. No, it's like honestly really good for like the explosions and the animation and like all the crazy shit happening. But I realized I was too old when I was like, it's too loud. Yeah. I was like, this is far too loud for me.

These explosions, too many noises. Yeah, it's you know, but I'm the, I understand it now. Like before I didn't even know what it was. Now I'm like, I get why there's people that like this. This is why doing this channel. It makes me very happy. I get to see things and be like, okay, I get it. I understand. Yeah. No, I like that too. I get to experience that and I get to be critical

of you experiencing it, which makes it even more fun. Frankly, I'm here for that. Yeah, I love that. I will say the next two, next week on Tuesday and Thursday is number one is The Rizzler, so get ready for that. Oh, I'm ready. Yep. And then Thursday is LaBoooos. So get ready for that. Okay. Perfect. Two classics. Also, the thumbnail game on these two episodes. is great. Shout out to my entire team for making banger thumbnails. Very pleased. That'll be fun. I know of the Rizzler.

But I haven't really truly experienced watching the Rizzler. Same. Same. I did not know anything about the Rizzler except for, I saw a photo once, and I know the name, and I know people are into the Rizzler. But I sat down to watch it. I don't want to spoil. Very entertaining. And then, Labuboos are pure evil. And it might be one of the best videos we've made because we do a straight up bit.

It's my first bit in a video, and frankly, I'm here for it. I, uh, yeah, I mean, I've seen Labuboos. I've been the Pop Mart. So, like, I've seen people buying them in the craze. It's, it's like IRL gotcha, honestly. Sure. Ooh, I can spoil some future ones. Okay.

Because I just filmed a bunch this week. All right. Not only do we have love and deep space coming up. Perfect. But also, we have, I, uh, one is specifically for you. Because if I, I, I didn't understand. what it was, and it's a food thing. And so I was like, I hope Crendor

eats this on his stream as well. Dubai chocolate. Oh, yeah, I've seen that, and I don't know what it is. Because I was like, I don't know what this is. I don't know why everyone's eating it. It seems like a scam. So, Dubai chocolate. I definitely had that.

And then, you know, that weird channel Jubilee that usually is just people fighting each other? Oh, yeah. They have a show where, you know, they try to, like, figure out who's the whatever. Well, one of them was Secret, it's a bunch of millennials But one person's secret Gen Z

And I was like, oh, can I figure this out? And so I did that one as well That should be very fun All sorts of stuff. I got plenty coming down the pipeline. Nice. I'm ready. I'm ready. It's going to be good times.

How was, speaking of good times, you said you wrote down What a segue. Your story from in your phone. Yeah, so this week was great This week was one of my favorite Like random encounters out in the wild It's been a lot less lately

Mostly because I've been so busy with stuff I haven't had time to just sit there and watch things So anyway Went to the gas station to get gas And I went inside because I was like I'm going to get a drink So I went inside, got a Sprite Shout up to Sprite

Hopefully they'll just give me a bunch But they won't And while I'm sitting there or I guess standing there while I'm standing there there is a kid in front of me like a little kid I'm talking

I don't know 10 maybe no more than 13 he's at the age where it's very hard to tell he looks like a baby child right and he was there with all of his friends so imagine outside in the you know the parking lot of this gas station

are like 12 tweens all on bicycles all with helmets, all with, like, t-shirts that say like, uh, you know, Pokemon or whatever. And there are all these bikes and they're trying to pop wheelies and they're like, yeah. And one kid's eating McDonald's and another kid is like drinking a soda. And anyway, this kid is inside. And as I stand behind him, the guy at the counter turns around and says, oh, give me one second.

I'm cashing out. And the kid goes, what did you say? And he goes, give me one second, I'm cashing out. He's like, I can't understand you. He's like, one second cashing out. And the kid's like, well, I'll just wait. I have no idea what you're saying. First off, I've never seen a child do that before.

Like, go fool Karen. I have no idea what was going on there. But then, as the guy's cashing out, he's like, come on. I need to hurry. By the way, what he was purchasing that he needed to hurry was a pack of gum and one blow pop. What? Yeah, that's, he's like, come on, need to hurry.

As we're there, and I'm waiting, the guy's like, just give me a second, I'm cashing out. Another kid comes in, and he goes, Cody, can I check out your bike? And Cody turns around and he's like, no, don't touch my bike. He's like, come on.

man can i see your bike and he's like no do not touch my bike and then he's the the kid who walked in is like but you're letting allie touch it he's like yeah well all he's watching my bike and this kid goes well i'll watch it and cody's like no you won't because i don't trust you like i trust ollie i was like damn and this kid this kid's like all right then he's like i swear to god if i catch you touching my bike i'm gonna freak out in my mind I was trying to think like

okay what about his bike is so special what's going on is it like does he have one of those electric bikes

what about because there was just kids on bicycles dude bicycles after he leaves oh by the way

as he pays him because his bubble gum and blow pop was a dollar 87 of course this kid

takes the change leaves the three cents takes the diamond goes you can keep it walks away. The man at the counter was like, thank you.

I was like, damn. Then, you know, I get my drink. I head back out to my car. And I look, I see this kid, Cody with his bike. It's just a huffy, dude. I have no idea what was special about that bike. I couldn't even tell you.

It was, I've never seen a little kid, like not 16, 15. I'm talking kid, kid, talk to people that way I never have it was jarring he was channeling his aggressive boomer it was crazy

maybe he learned it from his friend I learned it from you maybe he had to have like there's no way you just learn that out in the wild he was the guy at the counter had an accent and he was just so rude and he's like I don't know what you're saying

what do you mean and I was like good God dude Like you just said wait Like anyone could I can understand that I'm behind you It was crazy Yeah and the kid was just like I don't know what you're saying

And then I It was just I couldn't believe that a kid could be that rude It was I mean like I could Kids are rude but like not Boomer rude You know what I mean Like do it aggressively on purpose

Yeah No that's That is really weird I just Well I guess Maybe it's not weird But unexpected he did seem like the leader of the group of those kids so maybe he had that mentality of like

i got to keep my boys in line i have no idea what was going on there i've never been the leader of a group of a gang of kids it's never happened yeah it's usually i feel like the leader of the group's going to be more loud and kind of outspoken or obnoxious anyway oh 100 it was just weird like part of me was thinking that kid who came in here just touch the bike, he's going to hold that grudge for a while. He's going to be like, the minute he can ditch this friend group, he's gone. Like, I just know it.

Don't, if you touch my bike, a freak, I'm like, it's a bike, dude. Although, maybe we don't know the backstory. Maybe the kid walked in, maybe he has a, maybe he always destroys bikes. Yeah, maybe he always destroys bikes. It's like the fifth bike he was about to destroy. He's like, I'm not letting you do it

this time. Or maybe this is a special bike. Maybe he's, you know, maybe his grandfather gave him this bike. Yeah, maybe that kid was a drunk Yeah And then he always crashed his bikes And they was like, no, I'm not gonna let you my bike, dude Yeah, exactly

He was just putting his foot down I don't know Yeah, we don't know We don't know But I did enjoy every minute of it It was when he turned around to leave The guy at the counter looked at me like Kids these days

Yeah, I don't know What the hell that was That's I feel like I also had a similar interaction with somebody, but now I can't remember it of somebody just being like kids these days, am I right? There's a lot of that. I feel like the older you get, the more even older people will hit you with kids these days. Like you understand.

Right. And it's- There was an age where they couldn't say that to you. Yeah, because you were the kid. You're like the kid or you're like still, you're like an adult, but like you're still kind of a kid, like the 20s. they're like, yeah, it's still a kid. Yeah, they still look at you as a kid. Then you hit, like, mid-30s, and they're like, welcome, welcome to the club.

We all hate on kids together. You're like, damn, all right. Yeah, it's definitely, but here's the thing. It's happened like forever. Like, you'll watch old movies from like the 90s and like stuff, and they'll just be like, kids these days, listen to their, like, weird grunge music. Am I right? One of my favorite, I don't know if it's online anymore, but there's,

used to be a really great website that catalogued throughout history every time in art, entertainment, books, you know, various things, poems, whatever, that someone said kids these days or something similar to it. And it went back to like ancient Greece, where they found carvings of people complaining about the youth and how the youth are just the worst and they're ruining society. It was great. It was so much fun to look at them all. Because it, no matter what time period, someone was always like, the kids just don't get it. Yeah. And it's, you know, I think it's just part of aging.

Because you're a kid. Yes. And then you learn about life, you go through life. And then you start being like, these kids haven't been through what I've been through. They don't get it. Right. That's, I mean, that's why I try my hardest, especially on this new channel, to be like, I'm going to be open to everything. And not just poo-poo it because it's weird.

Yeah. And so far it's been a delight. But there are some things where I'm like, nah. I will say there's one, Crendor, you're going to love it. It might be your favorite one that I do. All right. I found this YouTuber who's very, very, very popular for doing one specific thing. And I don't want to spoil who this is because it'll give away a lot.

All right. But very, very popular. And I was like, I don't get this, but I'll watch it. Sure. within five minutes I was like no dude this sucks oh boy

I really hit the like I tried to be open minded but this is trash this is actual bad yeah so get ready for that I'll be ready it's

yeah I don't know there's somebody who's saying to me they're just like well I'm not gonna watch that stuff or like I don't do that and I was like it made me think of how there's people growing up and they like what they like whether it's their type of music or their type of thing

and they're like, the adult just don't get it, right? And they say that. Then they get older and they still like those things that they like and now everybody's liking other stuff and they're just like, that's not as good as my thing and that's how you become the old person because then you're too close-minded. It's not even about liking it.

It's just about learning about it. Yes, yes. I think people are very closed off to the idea of just learning about something new. And even if they're like, well, you know, it's like try a food, like that kind of thing. If you don't like it, you never have to eat it again. Just give it a shot. Try it. You may love it. And yeah, there's definitely some things that I'm like, oh, that's funny. I like this. This is good. And there's some things where I'm like, nah, not for me. All right. And I move on. It's very easy to do. Yeah, exactly. And I think it's just easy when you get older to kind of get stuck in your ways

or just be close-minded or just be like, that's dumb. I don't like that. And just move on and be like, I like what I like. I am curious about the psychology of, I don't know if you're up on this, but there's a weird thing on the internet right now. Well, I mean, just in general. But so the new Superman movie came out. It was good.

I enjoyed it. But a lot of people who are fans of the Zach Snyder Superman are like not pleased and angry that it's not that Superman, right? And so at first they were like, this movie sucks. And then they started posting things like, this movie's going to flop. And it kept going. And it was like, this is terrible. But there's something still happening where despite the movie doing well, they're still posting things about how bad it's doing. yet contrary to like it's clearly doing well

so they're just created a pocket universe where they exist in a place where the movie sucks it isn't doing well and everyone acknowledges that it's bad despite it doing well it's incredibly bizarre and I keep trying to figure out why other than just people can't let go like it's fine to like the Zach Snyder Superman

you have a bunch of movies, go watch them I don't understand why they're like no no, they're freaking out and it's insane to me I genuinely don't understand it but I feel like what I'm trying to say is

I don't know that it's just old people I think some people get stuck in their ways and that's it yeah I mean you can even see it with wow people being like retail wow is not like classic wow that's like that's true

But you can go play Classic Wild then. And they're just like, yeah, but it sucks for babies. And you're like, okay, that's cool. I like playing it. And they're like, but you're a baby then. And I'm like, okay. It's like they can't get let go of that thing of like, they have to make it the way I want it.

Or like, it's not how it was. I understand why people can get upset because they are attaching emotion, right? It's like if you love Superman or something, you're like, I love Superman. I love the way it is. You know, I grew up watching this. I was doing this and I'd watch it all the time. And then they didn't make it the way I want. and that it's like, not only does it feel like it attacked you

and your, like, what you believed was the best or like your emotional, it's just like a, it's hitting you on a deeper level than normal. People be like, it's just a movie, but then that makes you more mad because you're like, it's not just a movie, right? It's not just the game. The thing is, the difference is,

and trust me, as a person who lived through Star Wars, right? Like, I understand that completely. The difference is at a certain point for like the Snyderverse fans, Like, it's done. It's never coming back. It's done. Just like for me to say, boy, I really wish they would have not released those three shitty movies.

Yet they did. It's done. And that's canonical. And they're going to go with that. And they're not going to retcon it. They're not going to change. You have to accept some of these things. Just like World of Warcraft, I accepted.

They didn't give a shit about the story. Right. And I was like, fine. Like, all right. I accept that. And just like World of Warcraft, I think if they released a Warcraft two after this now, next, you know, three expansions or whatever they're planning to do to wrap up the story. If they did that, you would have people who would be like, but my character from wow is my

character and I don't want to make a new, like, no matter what, I get it, but if that's what they do and they move ahead, eventually you just have to accept reality. You know what I mean? Like, you just have to accept it for what it is rather than just be bitter and angry about a thing the entire time. Exactly. And that's very hard for a lot of people to do. But it's like, you know, anything.

Being able to accept reality and move on, no matter what it is, is like, I would say, a very minimal ability people. Because it's like, you can say that for even relationships for like literally anything where it's like you just got to accept it, move on. But like people don't want to move on a lot of the time. It's also hard to move on. It's weird. And I, going back to relationships, I always think it's fun.

when people are like if I could just win her back I'm like my dude if she doesn't want to be with you go find someone who does like that's so much easier than like I'll win back her heart like no no no no no

just go somewhere else it's gotta work I'll show up at the airport and run along the plane being like stop the plane I'll start tossing stones at her window and shout at her in the middle of the night surely that will work

it always reminds me of the Simpsons or Millhouse is that has the, can I borrow a feeling? And then at the end of the episode, he's like, what do you say, Luoyant? Do you want to get back together? And she's like, God, no.

And then it just ends. Yeah, that, uh, that's, that's about right. So yeah, it's, in the grand scheme of things, it's hard to move on, but I can also see how people get emotionally attached to things that are just things. And then that's, I understand the emotional attachment. I get attached to stupid stuff all the time.

Literally, I'm attached to a little pink-haired horse girl. Like, I get it. With that said, at a certain point, if the devs were like, no, she's going to suck forever, deal with it. I would be like, all right, well, then I don't care about this anymore and move on. You know what I mean? Like, I simply wouldn't get, I'd be like, all right, I have other things I need to do with my life that don't revolve around this thing.

Yeah, but you're also not deeply attached enough. Like, you're not playing the game every day. Like imagine if somebody had your connection They were playing the game every day And they were just like, I love Haru, I gotta win And every day you're like, I'll make the best Haro They do that for weeks And then they're like, we're gonna change this thing

And that's like their entire month Is crashing down You're just like, I played that game once And this is the character I like, they changed it Oh well That reminds me when you upload the Switch 2 thing People be like, Cretlores getting a Switch 2 I'm not getting a Switch 2, I'm gonna play

And it's like well yeah, you probably don't play it It's easy to do that when you're not playing it I'm gonna be like you know guys I'm gonna boycott the new Final Fantasy game take that like well I was gonna play it anyway why would I care uh you're right

so but then it's like what if you what if you have one of your Star Wars people you really like and then they change that that's probably gonna hit harder because you're like invested more in Star Wars I muster

I'm not even concerned about Star Wars as a franchise anymore like the things that happen like and or I loved I'll watch that like the things I like I'll watch things I don't like I won't watch and I'll be fine the real crazy thing about Star Wars is watching people who were normal the other day I tweeted this out and I think people thought I was talking about somewhere else but I was talking about Star Wars person watching a Star Wars person go from being a normal YouTuber to like one of the most toxic people I've ever seen in my entire life is rough dude it's I don't know what happened but all of his videos are like

this is trash this is trash i hate all of this everything sucks about this and at first i was like oh well he loved and or season one surely he'll love and or season two no he was like it's garbage i was like why do you hate it it's like because it has a political message i'm like oh my god oh god he's down the rabbit hole we've lost him we've lost him yeah so that's i hate that and so i'm more concerned about that and those people who are just off the deep end than i am about the actual properties anymore. I'm like, what happened to you? How'd you end up like this? Uh, I think, well, obviously, being very negative and loud on the internet gets views. Sure. So that's, that's one reason, because like, the amount of times I've made a video, like,

I hate this thing in World Warcraft, bunch of views. Then you're like, this thing's pretty cool, like half the views. Yes. Like, people, people want to make, like, shock reaction, this sucks content, because it just people love that. Yeah, and if you're already angry at a thing and you see someone say the exact same thing you're saying, you're going to want to watch that to reaffirm your anger. I get it. Yeah.

I don't like it, but like I get it. Yeah. But you may get less views with the more positive one, but you probably also get like a better community. Yes, you have a better audience of people that aren't constantly just the worst. Yes, agreed. Yeah, because odds are if they're angry about that thing,

they probably like getting angry about other things and they're probably just as toxic and everything so it's like if you're more positive and you're like guys this is fun everyone else is like yeah this is fun and they're probably more positive about life so it's kind of like you're just you're reaping what you sow yes I'm getting a lot of that with the the new channel where people are like

I didn't know anything about this stuff and it's nice to see someone react to it so I can watch along and I'm like yeah and I feel like that's also part of not having it be this is garbage Kids are idiots. Yeah. You know, just being like, all right, let's see what the hell is going on with this.

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cars are breathing fire you gotta watch out oh guys getting too hot up here I bet they didn't predict that in the back to the future then it looks like the boats have become whales oh there they go yeah you gotta watch out for those I don't know if I want to ride on that um that'd be kind of cool if the animals did take over the vehicles you know in a way back to It's almost like Transformers, but more accurately the movie cars, I think is what you're saying. Yeah, I think so. But like a fantasy thing.

Right, right, of course, right. Yeah. Yeah. It's the traffic. All right, let's go to weather. Weather time. We've got 15 weather requests. Let's see.

Who will win the weather lottery for your city? If you want your place requested on the weather, segment, posted in the comments on the YouTube channel, and you can be entered into the weather lottery. Smart. It's smart. Yep. And we've landed on Lanskrona, Sweden. The small city is pretty much built around one big citadel, surrounded by rivers as well as settled near the beach and sea, reaching all the way out to Borsthausen that serves really good seafood. It's mainly a harbor city, one of the most important ones within Orson Sea between Sweden and Denmark. You can also see the infamous Orsouns, bro, from our beach.

I don't know what an Orasun's bro is, but I'd like to believe it's Orasun's, bro. Orsoons, bro. I will say, the Citadel, in my mind when you think Citadel, you think something like, whoa. It kind of looks more like a factory. I think because they're using a red brick. Oh, yeah, I can see that. Like, they're cannons and stuff. I get it.

but it doesn't seem like a place where you defend yourself. Yeah, it looks more like a school or something. I don't know. Yeah, it has a little bit of like a firehouse vibe to it. Yeah, I can see that. Uh, well, it's 60 degrees. Fahrenheit feels like 60 degrees. Humidity 89% pressure 29.

Pressure 29.6.8 inches. Visibility 8 miles. 5.13 a.m. sunrise 9.15 p.m. sunset. One mile an hour winds. Du point 57. UV index zero and a first. quarter moon phase. 10 day.

Weir-o. Saturday, 70 with PM showers. Sunday, 67 with rain. Monday, 71 with showers. Tuesday, 67 with showers. Wednesday, 66 with AM showers. Thursday, 69, mostly cloudy. Nice. Friday, 74, partly cloudy.

Saturday, 72, partly cloudy. And Sunday, 72 with AM showers. I, you know, this town, I'm just I'm discovering things I don't quite understand, but I love. Like, right away, if you look at the Citadel on the property, they have a place called Smoortaxin. I know that's probably not how you say that, but I couldn't, it looked like a little cafe.

I was like, oh, it's a little cafe on the property. Oh, that's fun. But the more I look at it, the more I don't understand. It's like a nightclub. Yeah, it's like a club, but not. but they clearly have a band. It's like a bar. But then they're also serving

sand, like, I don't even know what I'm looking at. Yeah, what was like hot dogs? I'm mesmerized by this. It's all, the food's all over the place. It looks delicious. I don't know what half of it is,

but like, okay. All right. Yeah, that's pretty wild. Rocks. It looks very, it looks cool. Like L.A. cool. Which is weird,

because then right nearby is L.A. Burgers. L. Yeah. In the first image, it looks just like a burger restaurant in L.A. It just does. I like how they have pizza at L.A. Burgers. Yes, but also, dude, I must stress to you.

I don't know what this is supposed to be, but it looks like a wood plank that has potatoes that were like mashed and then squeezed out of a thing and then cooked on the plank and then a steak is put on top of it. I'd eat the hell out of that. That looks so good. I don't even know what that's supposed to be.

I don't know either. But yeah, it just kind of looks like a L.A. Burger Place. They even have the mix like we give me normal fries and sweet potato fries in one thing. Oh, yeah, that's cute. That looks good. Yeah, so far. We're two for two on this. Look at that.

What about China Palace restaurant? China Palace. It's got a 4.0. It's serving sushi. So, you know. Yeah. They're like all over. I wonder if this is a buffet.

It absolutely is a buffet. Yes. It definitely is a buffet. I will say a buffet rocking a 4.0 is pretty impressive. That's pretty good, yeah. That's a pretty good buffet. You're not going to get much better than that. No, you really won't.

I'm trying to find places that I don't know how to say them. And I found one place called Banksksksons Basta. That's not how you say that at all. and it's a bakery and my god all of it looks so good I must stress I love looking at bakeries I wish I wasn't fat

so I could go eat at them all the time but I love looking at them my goodness delicious yeah it's uh oh I found the 2.8 McDonald's there we go there's always one there's always one you're welcome world

yeah and that's the weather okay let's go to sports. Sports. At the sports desk, we've got sports news. First up, baseball. He's in the second half of the season now.

Just had a big trade deadline. A lot of trades happen. Padres traded for a bunch of people trying to compete with the Dodgers, who they're three games behind in the NL West. Brewers, half a game up on the Cubs in the NL Central. The Mets, half a game up on the Phillies in the NL East. The Astros also making a bunch of trades Atop of the AL West

Tigers atop the AL Central by a lot And the Blue Jays on top of the AL East Ahead of the Yankees which is interesting Then let's see We've got Oh the first NFL preseason game happened last night I watched 10 minutes And I was like cool

And then I changed it because it's a bunch of them I wasn't even aware It was the Lions and the Chargers and they don't, they just play their backups. Sure, because no one wants to get hurt. Yeah. Yeah, and they're just trying out, guys, is like, who's going to make the team, that type of thing.

So I watched 10 minutes, and I was like, dude, football. And I was like, all right, this sucks. And then I changed it. But it was fun to watch for a little bit. For 10 minutes. Yep. Through one commercial break, you were done. Yep.

Hey, no, I think it was two. Defensive end, Micah Parsons, asked Cowboys for a train. Yo, that's big news. And let's see, we've also got Terry McLaurin also demands trade. Dude, big NFL trade news. You probably don't know either of those people, but that's pretty big.

No. Somewhere out there, someone's like, oh, my God, dude. And that's me. And then NBA, NHL, still in their off seasons. And, yo, I just realized we're like only I think like four or five months away from the Olympics, right?

The Winter Olympics? I forgot when it starts. The Winter Olympics? Oh, it's February. Isn't it usually, yeah, isn't it usually next year? Because it's 2026. Yeah, that's right. So that's, I guess we're still a ways away, but.

I am very excited, though. Let the curling begin. I'm excited to watch. I'm pop, dude, winter Olympics. I've said it before, way better than the summer Olympics. Agreed. Completely agreed. Yeah, it's, well, and they have like,

wait, what the heck? They've got the Olympic mascots revealed. Oh, hold on. I think they're... What kind of animal is that? Is that a furret? A furret? I just said the Pokemon.

The fair... It's got to be the Pokemon. I am... Yes, they're very cute. Here's the thing, however. I just discovered there is on the Olympics website. Not only can you look at the furrets and the little tiny, I assume, flower people, they're very cute, whatever they're supposed to be. But there's also, on their website, every previous mascot.

Oh, I love it. If anything, it makes me realize that the mascots are insane. Let's see. Oh, yeah, we did kind of look at a few of the mascots when we looked at Paris a few years ago, because they had the hat, remember? Yes, and the hat was very. weird, but like, you know, okay. And then Beijing has the panda, which I get. Tokyo had some sort of future

creature. I don't even know what that is. I remember him. I remember the Korean tiger. I don't remember the Rio Monkey, but I love him. Yeah, I don't remember him either. Maybe I wasn't paying attention. Sochi has the very, like, I don't even know, just. It looks like Microsoft clip art.

Yes, it does. Yeah. My scots. London has, what I assume, is something Mario stomps on. That? I don't even know what. hell that is. What is that? I wish I could tell you. That's like a British culture morphed

to a creature. Yes. I love the Vancouver one because it's literally just a little Sasquatch. Yeah, I like it. Beijing, 2008 had what I assume are Power Rangers, Pandas? I don't even know. I don't know how to describe those. I think it might be Labuboos from

2008. Yeah. Turin had a marshmallow man and his marshmallow girlfriend, I guess. Athens had one of the crew, I don't even know how to describe it. Those are, I don't know what those are. Like hobbits, like if you told a kid to draw a hobbit. It actually, it's like if a five-year-old drew a hobbit.

What's so funny about this is I can't give the rest of the world shit for their mascots because Salt Lake City is just clip art again. Yeah, it is. And then if you go down to Atlanta, 1996, I still don't know what the hell that is. That is the, I think it's the noid. It really is noid level. I don't know what, it's very weird. Yeah, that is.

And then Lylehammer is like actually just Hobbit kids. Yes. By the way, Nagano, 1998 is hilarious. Dude, Nagano, 1998, that is like something I would create. It looks like they just had a kid draw it. I hope that's the case. They look like those IKEA drawings that they turn into the stuff that animal. Oh, they're so good.

Oh, I love that. And then Sydney kind of has like more advanced clip art from 2000. Even LA, 1984 is just clip art of a bald eagle. Yeah, I guess back then it was. I guess that was art art back then. Yeah. But with that said, still, still, like, you know, we could, we could do better. We could really step it up.

So I'm here for Tina and Milo. like them a lot. I like them a lot too. We had, um, dude, Sarajevo, 1984 was like an angry wolf who's like, he's crossing his fingers like, you will lie to me and I will lie to you. Like that is, this is a weird one.

Yeah, the Munich 1972 one is fascinating because it's less a mascot and more just like an artistic dog. Yeah, the wiener dog. Meanwhile, the one before that in 68, I don't know what the hell that thing is, but I love him. He's just like the one leg hopping around. That is, I don't know. Oh, no, Montreal's like a weird, it's like an artistic beaver.

Yeah. It's also interesting to look at the Olympic Games and how, you know, they brought them back. And then they started doing the summer games, so it's like 72, 76, right? And then they had winter and summer in the same year, clearly, because Lake Placid and Moscow were 80. and then Sarajevo in Los Angeles were 84 and then they had 88 Olympics and then 92 Olympics but then they decided in 1994

to just switch and then it becomes every two years as an Olympic game which they probably did just to add more Olympics right like we'll have the Olympics yeah so you're thinking about it every two years rather than every four

absolutely yeah that's definitely why they did plus it plus at that point if you're on an so if you are you know training for the Olympics you can do one and the other yeah that's true too so you can do both instead of just picking one to focus on yeah i wonder if there's anyone who actually does that like a great swimmer but also a great skier yeah i don't know there might be there's like a bunch of good athlete i mean there's like some people play numerous positions in various sports so there's got to be oh my god

they have the they have the youth olympic games oh yeah i see that oh my first off, Innsbrook, 2012, that guy is on drugs. I love, 100%. Yonkul. He's high as shit. That is Nanjing. The two of them get in trouble together. They are on drugs.

And then, I don't know, Gangwon, I don't know what that's supposed to be, but that's my favorite thing I've ever seen. That little guy is so cute. It's like a little, yeah, I don't even know. It's like a rabbit creature or something. I have no idea. Yeah, he's great.

I feel like. that's the only one besides the two that looks like they're high. The other ones seem like they're trotting too hard to be cool with the kids. Yeah, they do. It's like, hey, I'm an animal that surfs. I have a t-shirt that says I'm cool. Yeah. It's like, all right. Okay.

That said, yaggle and whatever the hell is, this guy who looks like he's high, those two guys rock, and then same with the little rabbit guy or whatever he's supposed to be. So there we go. That's sports. All right.

Right. What is our fact of the day? Fact of the day. Day, da, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, da, da, da, day, day. Bores wash their food. Interesting. Okay, why? If you thought boars weren't one of the smartest animals, think again. I don't think I've ever thought that. Never once did that, yeah.

Never crossed my mind, to be honest. Just sitting around like, you know what? Boars are not one of the smartest animals. at the Basel Zoo in Switzerland Zookeepers watched wild boars pick up sandy fruit carry them to water in their enclosure and wash them before eating damn they're better than some people they don't have five second rule I guess yeah

the zookeepers aren't quite sure why they clean their food but they think chewing on sand or gravel just isn't comfortable especially when it comes to their teeth experiments also showed that boars could distinguish between clean and sandy apples. They only wash the sandy ones. Washing dirty food is a behavior which makes sense from an evolutionary perspective. Interesting. Is that

so that's in a zoo? Is there any in the wild versions of this? Like in my mind I'm thinking, okay they wash food, great. Right. But in the wild, are they washing food or is it not necessary? Or are these habits

they picked up from the zookeepers? Um, like I just don't know. True. I mean, the zoo keepers, zookeepers teach them how to wash their food, I guess. Maybe they never. Yeah, I don't know. It could be just you watched people do it. So a great example would be there were, oh man, what was the bird? It was some bird in a zoo and it would watch its keeper do a thing and then it just started doing the same thing. Yeah, I mean, it could be. Because it's like socialization or something. I generally don't know. I'm curious if it happens in the wild, you know? Like, out in the wild where there isn't a person washing food, do bores do that there too? If that's the case, that's incredible.

I did not know that. Yeah. I mean, I feel like they probably would. They probably are just like, I hate saying on my mouth. Like Anakin Skywalker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly.

Boers are just like Anakin. And they will kill the women and the children. Yeah. I mean, boars are pretty violent, aren't they? They turn to the dark side quickly, yeah. Yeah. So, uh, there we go. Back to the day.

Well, it's that time. Who has come to us with tears in their eyes? We've got tears from so many different tear havers. Tear havers. Great. Yeah. Dear Lesterouss, with tears in my eyes, and Frankenstein Joe in my soul, I ask thee, if you could pick one relatively known author to write the story of your life,

embellishing whenever you whenever they can and or want to which author would you pick and what scenes would there be this is tough this is tough mostly because I want it to be engaging but also

over the top right so I would have to say author wise I either want to go with a Dan Brown because I imagine he'd make me

somehow like solve a mystery about religion or something, which would be fun. Or Grant Morrison. And if you don't know who that is, take the time. Grant Morrison is a comic book writer. He also is deep into metaphysics

and like weird occult things and stuff like that. And so at a certain point, his work started to get really weird. A great example is, if you saw the sci-fi show happy with Christopher Maloney and Patton Oswald that was like a guy who had like a weird cartoon friend he helped co-create that right like he helped create a comic called nameless

nameless is such a weird comic that it has to be read multiple times to figure out what's going on uh i see okay premise wise it's very simple a meteor is headed towards earth there's a weird run on it that may or may not be a cult. And this guy is trying to stop it. And it is like a Lovecraftian space horror insanity thing. And that's kind of the vibe. Like he's really starting to reach out there and write some crazy stuff. And that's what I want.

I want that. I want like something that people don't understand. Like I didn't even learn anything about Jesse's life. I just have questions. That does sound like something you would pick. Absolutely. I would want one of two things, both extremely different. I would want like Stephen King

to just write. Oh, that's good, that's a good choice. It's right like, he'd like describe my gallbladder stuff, you know, the gym arc. It would be interesting seeing Stephen King write my journey. Or Eric Carl of the Very Hungry Caterpillar. Oh, that's such a good one. That's very good. It's like a fun kids book story type of vibe.

Oh, that's very, very good. Oh, you know what? I changed my mind completely. All right. R. L. Stein. Oh, that's a good one. I want a goosebumps book about me. That would be pretty good.

Jesse Cox's goosebumps. Yeah, I would love that. That's your dear illustrious sirs. It's time four. The big new story of the day. It is. All right. We've got Smokey Bear arrest man accused of stealing his signs across Florida.

As in Smokey the bear or just isn't a man named Smokey Bear because it's also Florida. So that is also possibility. No, it's Smokey the Bear. Okay. All right. There he is. Um. It's giving the thumbs up.

We caught him. kids. A man is under arrest for stealing smoky bear signs from across Florida. The backstory. Smokey's always around our forest and just got lucky today and he saw the bad guy and got a man cuffed, said Agricultural Commissioner Wilton Simpson. What an idiot. Oh, they're just having fun. Yeah, they're having good fun here. They definitely were like, all right, when we get this guy, someone's got to dress up like Smokey the Bear. They definitely did. Uh, what an idiot. What an idiot. He said. enforcement officers with Department of Agriculture say the suspect was posting signs for sale on Facebook Marketplace for 1900 apiece.

Smokey goes to schools. He's known by our children. He's known by our families. He's known throughout America, said Simpson, who goes and steals an image of Smokey the bear and then tries to profit off that. Dig deeper. What images was he stealing? Uh, oh wait, hold on. I found them. They're these ones. Oh my god, I get it That's so funny It is a full body Yeah Actual, I'm gonna say

Four Feet tall Smokey the Bear Yeah, it looks like they're Against that truck Like a pickup truck So they're like slightly taller than the back of a truck You know what's even more crazy? Stop

This is so funny So this guy was going around stealing them Right And I can't I can't Some people are so dumb. This guy was going around stealing them,

and he was selling them for, you said, $1,900 bucks online, right? You can go right now to the U.S. Postal Service. U.S. Forest Service, foestal. It's like postal, but for the forest. Right. You can go to the website.

Right now, Smokey Bear Fire Danger sign, Smokey the Bear Decaulte, 5 feet 8 inches high, shovel in his hand, literally the thing we're looking at in this photo, 40 bucks. Yep, that's... You just buy one right now! You don't even have to... That's so funny.

Okay. The theft shed a spotlight on the state's efforts to prevent forest fires, which destroyed 24,000 acres in 2024. The department did 277,000 acres of controlled burns in 2024, spent 93 million on upgraded equipment, and yes, they dispatched Smokey the Bear to remind us that only you can prevent four. forest fires. It's also why they have their own law enforcement department.

They caught the thief and the act. If you're gonna go in and commit crimes in our forests, you probably need to find a different place, said Simpson. Not only will you find smoke in some of these forests, but you'll find our car officers. This time, Smokey got his revenge. He's not throwing this criminal half-hazardly into the woods. We're the most pro-law enforcement state in the union, said Simpson. Smoky Bear is also on the job.

Criminal charges are pending, but Simpson said he could face jail time. Again, $40 you could buy this for online. Yep. 40 bucks. You're underestimating this is a Florida man who's probably on drugs. Like, let's realize this. I don't know. looking at him from behind, he just looks like

an idiot. Less a drug addict, more of an idiot. That is possible. There are also a lot of those. But also this photo of Smokey just like thumbs-upping as they throw this guy in the back of a car is so funny. That is pretty good. Finally, we haven't had a Florida man

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