Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 478 - The Moose is Loose

Episode Date: September 15, 2025

The boys are back and this time Jesse and Crendor have delved into the world of Hollywood and lived to tell the tale. What happens when you become famous AND attractive?! The boys have two very different experiences. Meanwhile a moose is on the loose and no one knows what to do. All this and more of a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to https://buyraycon.com/cox to get 20% off sitewide today.

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In 4-hour reporting studio, recording. Recorded. Let me wake your ass up. Hello, everybody walks an episode of Gak, Crendor in the morning. Hello, everybody who likes that episode of Cax and Crendor in the morning. Everybody. Oh, Lord. You wouldn't know it, but this man just had the hiccups.

I think Crenor punked me, but I'm not quite sure, but it worked somehow, so I guess we're good. Dude, I'm telling you, that's my go-to method every time. It works. Hold on, hold on, really quickly. I must stress. everyone listening at home or wherever you're at this fine world of ours crednor please tell them what you told me and I want them to see if they understand like in the comments

on Spotify or YouTube whoever please what do you think he means when he says what he's about to say all right so I told them my go-to method is you get a glass of water and then you drink from the opposite side of the cup So the normal side you drink from, you do the other side. Now, what that sounds like is if there's a cup and it's perfectly round, just drink it from the other side of that perfectly round cup.

But that's, I don't understand the difference. I didn't know what he meant. It sounds insane. And he kept saying it louder. Like, you just drink it from the other side of the cup. And I was like, what does that mean, dude? Then he showed me a video and now I completely understand. Yeah.

But it is equally insane. So what you mean is, don't drink, like, don't just turn the cup and drink from the other side. What you mean is where you put your mouth on, say, the bottom as you poured it into your mouth. Yep. And this way, you basically you're sticking your chin inside the cup and drinking it from the other. Your lips are touching the other end while your chin is inside the cup, basically. Yes. It's crazy looking.

And you have to like slurping up like some sort of psychopath. because you're like and it gets everywhere but hey don't have the hiccups I mean it worked I guess or it was so ridiculous I laughed myself into not having the hiccups I think how it works is when you're doing that it's like you're like doing some weird like breathing when you're drinking and I think it just kind of resets your diaphragm or something like I have no idea how it actually works but every time I do that and it gets rid of them that is the scientific efficacy of I'm not a exact same vibe like well I heard it worked

and then you try it once and it's like did that just work and I have no I have no evidence I think maybe just after a while hiccups go away and if you do enough wacky things you'll keep your mind off of them I don't think so

because I've had hiccups I've had hiccups for like 15 minutes 20 minutes and then as soon as I do that it's gone I mean listen I'm not the only one this guy's showing it on the internet

it does have 300 something thousand views yeah people are and he starts out with hey kids so if you're watching you probably just don't understand stuff yeah no I get it I think a lot of people also say drink water upside down but I think that probably does a similar

that's a lot I think this kind of does the same thing as that if I had to take a wild sure sure sure so I mean listen if it works it works it works this at least has some sort of like merit of like it's changing like you're drinking and you feel yourself like

like doing that like you're doing some weird like gas for air drinking so I think it is doing something unlike when you think you're a fish this actually there has to be does drinking water upside down

there we go I don't know that it has merit it may work just because again it just takes forever for it to you're sitting there going like a crazed beast trying to figure out how to drink if anyone saw you they think

you were possessed. I mean, probably, but that's not what it's about. It's about getting rid of hiccups. It's not about how they perceive you. It's about getting rid of your hiccups. Yeah. It says here is it could stimulate the Vegas nerve. So that's a possibility. Everything's about stimulating the Vegas nerve these days. I feel like that's just the go-to. Anytime there's any problem, you look up any guide and it's like, you got to stimulate the Vegas nerve, dude. I mean, we really do. We really do. We really do. to stimulate the vagus nerve. There's that Vegas nerve, uh, I had my Vegas nerve arc a few years ago. That's what I'm saying. We've been down this Vegas nerve route. Yeah. Um, let's see. I mean,

there are other people talking about, hold on. What about the comments in here? Me literally with hiccups when getting this notification. I'm nearly 40 found this out a few years ago. I always thought it was an old wife's tale, but it works every time. I just, the concept of drinking from a cup backwards, in my mind mentally is just so much more complicated. when there isn't a handle. A handle, at least in some way I can determine backwards, you know? But if it's just a perfectly circular cup in my mind, that sounds like the riddle a sphinx would tell.

Maybe it throws your body off so much. It just like forgets it. You're just like, what do you mean? Drink backwards. Like turn around? What is the rule here? And the sims is like, you have three guesses before I eat you. Yeah, it's, I'm just saying.

is this my goat that i've tried other methods none of them worked this one works and it worked for me so like i can't complain but also admittedly so did i'm not a fish that has worked for me before as well yeah but did you try that this time well no because i was uh i literally got the hiccups right before i jumped on the call with you and then was like oh man i got hiccups and you said do this and i said okay now you could double up you could think you're not a fish while doing this and you're probably going to be cured forever. Yo, yeah, if you made a fish face

while you drank that water with your chin in the cup and you were like I guess not a fish, never mind. You don't want that. You don't want that. You say you are a fish. You'll end up in,

yeah, you'll end up in the cup completely. Yeah. So there you go. That's the Crendor Wives tale, as they say. Yep, you really nailed it. Thank you. You saved me from so much trouble.

so how's your week um good good i uh spent a lot of time this week just running around in between things i can't even talk about and uh once again realizing that uh los angeles it's a crazy place dude sometimes i forget how genuinely you know it's L.A so it's like it is L.A. So it's like it is L.A. But then sometimes you're driving home it's late at night

and on the side of the road is a half naked man in a cowboy costume and you think to yourself this city this city is one of a kind I just I looked it's so funny that doesn't faze me I looked over at him

and he's standing on the corner I think getting changed I don't know what he was doing looked at him he looked at me and I just was like all right and just kept on going and it wasn't like you know like an old

West kind of cowboy outfit he looked like at one of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders kind of cowboy right you know what i mean it was like all flash you know and he was it was pitch black on the street i don't know what this guy was doing where it was going why he was there he wasn't moving he was just standing there getting dressed i guess i don't know dude damn um that actually reminds me of the game that we played last night yeah the fame Loved it. Loved it.

The most Hollywood thing I've ever experienced that is actually nothing like Hollywood. Loved it. Yeah. So I saw you playing this game and I was like, I have to play this game. It's a FMV, is that what they call them? Yeah, it's an FMV full motion video game. And it is clearly an indie game because I've never heard of the studio before. Right.

But also clearly filmed in L.A. And the premise is you are a, you are a, you. young man who it's your first day in L.A., which is insane. Your friend, Parker, invited you to the set of basically the Young and the Restless, just like a daytime soap. And the main actress and actor, who I guess are in love for real, uh, break up on set and she's like, get him out of here. And I guess she has the power to fire another actor, which, all right.

And then you are picked to replace him. You have not acted a day in your life and you are picked. to replace this man. And so from that point on, and what I truly believe is the most Hollywood thing of all, the minute you become famous, every single woman on set

is trying to bang you. Every single one. To the point where I was like, I feel uncomfortable, like, is this what being beautiful is? Because everyone here, the minute they're like, oh, and you have money?

My goodness, I would love to jump your bones. And I'm like, what the hell? I don't trust any of you. the best way I can describe this game is it is such a mix of emotions that the intro cinematic the screen when you first load the game

the start screen the game is called Fame game it's about Hollywood it's about making it big but when you start the screen it goes like overhead shot of Hollywood Santa Monica a Gucci store

you know the you know the observatory and then several back-to-back shots of women in like bikinis coming on to you. Yeah, with like Hans Zimmer epic movie music, by the way. It is like the ride of the Rohirom. It is the music in the background

is the most epic music you've ever heard for the least epic scenes you've ever seen. That music plays nowhere else in the game, by the way. Yep. It's just the start screen is like you're about to go play Witcher 3. It is so dramatic. And then, yeah, you start the game, It's a normal sort of dating sim FMV game with, honestly, surprisingly good acting from

the women in the game. The main character, the man, sounds like he's going to kill them all. He sounds just like a dweeb. The lines of dialogue, he says, are like, ah, so looks like she's really into her family. That's good to know. And you're like, whoa, dude. What do you mean? He's like, she spends a lot of time working.

If I look at her calendar, I can see that she's busy quite frequently. I can use this. I'm like, can you, dude? What are you? Whoa, what is happening? Yeah, he's got a very, like, Dexter. He's kind of like, this guy. I'm a little worried. He also just says things that are just really weird. He'll just be like, hmm, it appears that this girl really likes makeup. And I'm like, yeah, it's her job. Yeah, her whole job. Yeah. Like, well, she's like, she's got a lot of makeup brushes. Like, no shit. It's like somebody walking to my place being like, wow, he's got like a microphone and like a sound. It's. It's like he almost does YouTube or streaming for a living. My favorite one is when you're in that same room with the girl who does your makeup. He goes over to her book and he's like, wow, she's really into spirituality. And the book is literally called like spirituality. It's really funny. I was like, yeah, good observation, dude.

Oh, my God. And then he goes to the caterer. And he's like, it's so crazy. She's like cooking all this stuff for us and she just made herself a simple sandwich. I'm like, yeah, it's like she's the cater. Yeah, I was like, that's her job, dude. Yeah. But like the cater also brought pictures of her family to just like have there while she's

working. I'm like, what? You know, okay. So you can snoop on her and discover more about her. That's the whole point. Also, the funniest thing is when she burnt, when you first meet her, she burns lasagna. Yeah.

And the entire time, my Midwest ass was like, scrape off the top. It's fine. Yeah. It's just lasagna. Just the top's burnt. It's still good. All the stuff in the inside's delicious. Just scrape the top.

She's like, I don't know what I should make instead. And instead of another Italian dish or saving lasagna, the options are for Japanese or hot dogs. I was like, what the hell? Yeah. Like what a series of choices just got fah. Japanese, just like literally anything Japanese. All of Japan.

Yeah, all of Japan. Or just hot dogs. And I have no idea what the right choice there was. So the way the game works is every time you interact with a person, You get various points. So either you'll get one heart, two hearts, zero hearts, or maybe you'll get acting points or whatever the hell SC is. At one point in time, I got SC points.

I have no idea what those are. Couldn't even tell you. I don't think it played an effect at all in anything I was doing. And then at the end of every act and there's five acts, you get a sort of readout of what your heart rating is and what your acting rating is in the game. And that affects how you play through it And how characters interact with you

And so based on who you talk to And who you deal with You will increase their heart score And how you communicate with them And so yeah I'm curious Who did you focus on Who was your love interest for this adventure

Through Hollywood? I ended up going towards the makeup girl Because I thought it was insane How she's riding a motorcycle And yet also Like into yoga and astrology and like

the moon and crystals she wasn't an environmentalist she was just like a spiritualist man so who cares about the motorcycle so I went down that path but also I loved her because she would be like

hey there hon I was like who are you where are you from by the way the most insane scene with her is when you first meet her and you're like in the makeup chair and the camera just pains to her boobs oh and she's like it's fine

And you can stare. Yes, dude. Yeah, and she's like, it's fine. You're attractive so you can stare. I was like, well, she's like, if you're ugly, I'd put on a cardigan. The entire, yes, that's exactly what she says, by the way. And the crazy thing about it is, again, your character has the charisma of a rock. Yes.

He is just charismaless. I think that's the point he's supposed to be kind of like an every man. Yeah. But all it does is make me focus on the fact that, like, I must be gorgeous. because everyone is throwing themselves at me. And it isn't the money. It's week one. I may not make it as an actor.

But I, every woman's like, you're so handsome. This guy, I can't even imagine what this man looks like. However, later, they say you can pull off being the twin of another guy. And so if you look like that guy, he's all right. But like, yeah, he's not like the most attractive man. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. And so she's like, yeah, you can look.

It's fine. the right answer that gets you two hearts is if you just look. Yep. If you just stare at her boobs, two hearts go off and she's like, I like a man who's direct. I'm like, damn, girl, okay.

Yeah, I think I did do that option. Oh, I did it because I just want to see what happened. Yeah, of course. So I went down that path. Everything was going fine. And then we got to the end. And apparently I didn't have enough heart points. I did see, I think it was the end of Act 3.

for you that your heart points were all over the place. You had no one that was really that great into you, but also your acting was below 20, below 50%. So I was like, oh, it's going to be bad for Crendor. This is not going to be bad.

This is not going to go well. I ended up achieving the acting. So it ended up getting, we won the thing and then you get to go on stage and you have to name. You won the award? Yeah, I won the award. That's crazy. Wait, did you do the, so there's a moment at the end where they're like,

we either have to do something crazy or have to do something that's going to, you know, save the show. Right. What did you do? I did the one where, how do you remember, but it was one where you become a spy. And then the priest is like another spy and he's going to shoot her. But then you like knock him out and you're like, he was a spy and I'm a spy. Maybe that's why I didn't win the award. I was nominated for an award.

But my ending was that I was also my own evil triplet. Oh, yeah, I didn't get that. So at the end, they were like, yeah, no, your evil twin, he may be gone, but there's another one. And they're like, go all out. You can do this. And so, yeah, I saved the show, and everyone was really excited about that, but I didn't win the award. But everyone still kissed my ass because they're like, there's going to me a shakeup. I want to have to change things.

And next thing is going to be amazing. I'm like, okay. All right. Yeah, you had the makeup artist, which was interesting. I immediately fell in love with Parker, your best friend. Because she like absolutely, from moment one is like the best woman who ever existed on planet Earth. Right. It is comical.

How into you she is, how much she takes care of you and loves you and like helps you out and does all this stuff and like makes you a better. person. And I was like, how would I pick anyone else? This is insane. With that said, the producer woman the entire time was like, just giving me FUIs. And I was like, I got to see what this goes. I don't know what the producer storyline is. And how, like, there's a moment where she's like, run away with me and we can leave all this behind. I was like, what? But everyone across the board has 48, I think, total hearts you can get. But the producer only is 24. And many times when you're told to pick people she's not even an option

so I really want to go back and see how you would get that because at the end of the game it's like hey who do you want to pick and then the producer's there I was like huh what the so I'm sure there's a weaving path for that but there's also Lily who I think is the woman who works at the Japanese restaurant

which I it would she was grayed out the entire time I don't even know how you talk to her oh yeah she's great out for me as well they're just like I'm like who are you what? Yeah but the The one thing that I thought was funny is so your options literally are like the writer who is a complete mess when it comes. She's like, I don't know what to do right now. I just everything's a mess.

She's kind of crazy. I don't think she's good at writing anyway. The actor who definitely had the craziest, like, she would kill you. She would definitely kill you. There was the makeup artist, your assistant, the producer, and then there was the caterer. And then I guess Lily, who I still don't know. Yep. And yeah, I ended up something with Parker, and Parker is a great choice.

But the problem was, is I think because of, you know, it's a branching game. So if you go to the menu, you can see all the different paths. And there's a lot. And I think, like, with all branching games, there was something about Parker that I did wrong because my path with Parker was. She loves me. She's clearly the best. She's taking care of me. I'm like, yo, I love this girl.

And so I'm, like, putting all this time and energy into Parker. and she's we're like besties we're hanging out together and we got like great rapport we've known each other since we were kids we literally went to prom you know it's all this stuff I'm like oh this is the story

we're gonna fall in love this is the whole thing I came out to L.A. for her because she was alone and I wanted to be an actor too so I stayed with her and now I'm famous and I'm gonna help her career

this whole thing what ends up happening through my story and I don't know if this is everyone's but the weaving plot was I start to become famous and she's like, I don't know. I just wanted to act, and I'm fine being your assistant, but I'm like, you're the best friend I've ever had.

I'll do anything for you. And she's like, yeah, that's not what I wanted to hear. I'm like, wait, what did you want to hear? Parker, what do you? So then, as we go through, Parker has this moment where there's, you like, phone call people or text messages them at one point. And the way it ends is with, like, conversation ended or whatever. I thought Parker hung up on me I was so convinced I'd screwed up in some place

I was like what do you mean then I do a scene so well that everyone's like you're amazing you're gonna star in Hollywood I turn the corner Parker's there she's sad and she's like look at you you've changed you become so Hollywood I'm like what do you mean this is what you wanted I'm so confused

she's like I'm going back to Ohio come with me let's run away from all this and I'm like I don't know what to do here thankfully run back to Ohio was grayed out And I was like, all right, I guess I don't have a choice. I was like, Parker, I'm an actor. And this is what I want. This is what I came to L.A. 4.

And she's like, you're right. What a fool I am. That's what I came here for L.A.? I'm like, what do you mean? You were just, like, Parker, you're freaking me out right now. I don't know what's going on. Then, finally, we go out to dinner. We have this date.

She comes back to my place. We hook up. I mean, like, it's so funny that the sex must have been so good. I knocked the color out of her bra. She's wearing one bra. before and then different bra after. I don't know what happened. Yeah.

So then we have sex in game and I'm like, cool, great. And then the next act is like six months later. And I have a new assistant. And the implication is I haven't talked to Parker in six months. I'm like, wait, I just like hit that and never. Like, what do you mean? And then later you have to go to, you know, you have to choose which I wanted to fall in love. It's like, I thought Parker and I were already in love.

I meet Parker. And she's like, hey, best friend. I'm like, are you friends? Oh, to me? What's happening right now? What do we do? And then finally, you're like, Parker, I love you. And she gives you this long speech.

She's like, I love you too. And then, like, it's like, great, you did it. You and Parker got together at the end. And I'm like, what did I miss? I feel like I missed something. Like, we, I felt like we got together much earlier in the game. And then it tried to drive a wedge between us. But then that failed.

Then it was like, you're fine. Have sex. We did. And then I never talked to her for six months. And then I'm like, I love you. I was like, what do you mean? Yeah, I almost feel like the Parker storyline is, yeah, you couldn't get it on with anyone else, so I guess settle for Parker. Because that's what it seems like, because I hooked up with Parker and then it was like, all right, well, go confess your love to her.

I was like, didn't we have this conversation already? Yeah, there's some things in the game, some choices where I don't think they were very well. written and thought out. It's the same problem with all of those choice games where they give you three options and you don't quite know what you're going to say character-wise. And it's been that way since Mass Effect, since like Dragon Age. Like just that choice system where you think your character is going to be like, hey, cut that out, but instead your guy shoots them in the face.

You're like, that's not what I wanted to do. Same thing. Yeah. Same vibe. So yeah, honestly, it does make you want to go. back and, like, play different routes. I laughed the entire time. I enjoyed it tremendously.

Everyone, there's, did you get the scene with the butler? Yes. I did get that. I laughed the entire, I'm basically my version of that scene was the actress and I repeatedly slapping the butler over and over again. It was one of the best things of ever. I laughed so hard. I was like, that's funny.

That is solid comedy. Yeah, that was good stuff. Yeah, I think I slapped myself in that one. I guess it worked out. And the slaps are like, they're not even hitting him. Oh, yeah, no, the butler looks unfazed. It looks like he hasn't been hit at all. And he has the funniest expression of like, it's a payday.

It's honestly, it feels like they're having fun making it a goofy game, but it's also having like, points where you think it's serious? Like, I don't know. I think it leans more towards Goofy. Yeah, I mean, I guess you have to have some stakes to it. But like the scene where the producer is crying because they're going to take away the show.

Right. I was like, yo, she's acting. This is like acting, acting. Yeah. I was like, okay, this is pretty impressive. Honestly, I would say across the board, not be rated like I thought it was going to be. I thought it was going to be bad.

Like bad acting that would be. Like, it's good acting. Some of the scenes, I'm like, oh, no, this is like, you're doing it. This is good. Yeah. Yeah, it was a solid surprise of the game. Yeah, my next one that I want to play is called Road to Empress, which I saw Dodger playing. And it is the story of a very famous Chinese Empress that's just sort of gamified in an FMV style where you have to make choices and survive long enough to become Empress.

Oh, yeah. What the hell? heck it looks so high budget like disturbingly high budget yeah what and i very much want to play that next can you be the legendary empress woozy zutian tackle hunter plus story branches high mortality rate with charm wisdom and courage first yeah apparently you die frequently which is hilarious dodger was telling me like she just kept dying which that seems right i'm gonna live though I'm going to make the right political choices Although admittedly

I did last night while playing through Fame game rewind time Three times just because I was so obsessed with figuring out What the options were I've got to know what this does Like a great example At one point you give a diamond ring Or a diamond necklace

And I could not figure out if it did anything Because usually a heart appears Or something appears and I was like I have to go back I have to go back because the person I give it to just not want it and that's why there's no no it's just nothing happens in that scene all the all the women gather around

and you go here have a necklace and one of them's really happening the rest of them look pissed and I don't know that has any effect on anything I couldn't tell because the necklace doesn't show up anywhere else yeah no that was a really weird scene to be honest plus

if you're not like trying to get with any of the people there doesn't even matter like the like some my run the makeup girl wasn't there right yes yeah okay yeah it's uh also incredibly weird that i think the scene before that they're like the show may not be saved and then oh hey here's your brand new car also you bought this diamond necklace i was like guys we should have saved our money we made a mistake we made me out of a job tomorrow that was that was like so many times they're like man this show's on the edge but they're like this is like the best show with like the best

people everybody's watching this i'm like so why are we struggling then like what and then they're buying cars and shit i'm just like uh okay yeah although i will say from a perspective of someone who is literally making an fmv game right now the brilliance of them doing a behind the scenes air quotes behind the scenes acting game lets them use all the things that would be behind the scenes of an actual shoot of an actual thing so like the make of the make of up room, I guarantee people got their makeup done for the game in that room and then they just used it for set piece. Yeah.

Like that kind of stuff. I'm like, okay, yeah, that's pretty, it's cost efficient, it's clever, I like this. Yeah. I do think those types of games are fun, though, especially if they have like a lot of different past, because I feel like there's some games where it's, there's like some pass, but it's not like crazy. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

I like the idea of. choice. The biggest problem with choice is that you know, you can only film so many things. So sometimes if you make an off-the-wall choice that you think is going to be funny, 18 chapters later, you're going to get a scene that has zero context because they just don't know what to put there. Yeah. And it's like, all right, that kind of sucks. But it is, it's fun. Those games are fun.

FMV games are always a blast. You know, the Quantic Dream games, those are fun. All the ones that are like, get weird, make choices. Yeah. And I don't really play many of them. So that's why when you were playing this one, I was like, you know what? I'm going to check this one out because I was like, it seems a little goofy and I wanted to try one out. But yeah, it was fun.

I definitely think the barrier of entry for most FMV needs to be a little goofy. Otherwise, it feels a little up its own butt. Like there's a lot of very, you know, serious FMVs. mv games and they're just not as fun yeah yeah i agree so it's uh i'll probably go back play a little bit just to see there's different paths well i know i got to try and get the producer i'm like all right all right i got to see how this works because the others i can kind of figure because they're your cast and crew whatever i may go back and try to date the uh the star your your co-star because that seems like an insane path that seems like

every time you talk to her she looks like she's on edge and ready to freak out it's great I kind of want to know what happens there I want to see the lily path because I don't know

what's like what's gonna happen it's like she's just a waitress so how she fit into the rest of the game I wouldn't know how to get her yeah you meet her for the first time when you and Parker go out to this is so crazy we know all this like when you Parker go out

to get food first time yeah she's there and she like definitely gives you like you're the hottest guy who ever lived look but then never showed up again for me. Not once. Yeah. No, it was wild.

So yeah, you could, if anyone wants to actually watch us play these, it's in the old Twitch Vod's on the Twitch channel. Mine's also on the YouTube.com slash Crenmore Vod's channel. I'll be on slash Cox Clips too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I actually, uh, I made my official Vod's channel. So it's just Crendor Vod's.

I heard. I saw you, uh, farming for subs. Yep. Wait a second. That didn't work. Did I call it? Uh-oh, what did I call this channel? Crendor Vods? Is that it? Why was it not Cren Clips?

Well, I have Cren Clips already. That's, so there's two separate. I got Cren Clips for like cut up segments of the stream. Like if I'm like, hey, here's me playing Blood Bowl. It's just like the Blood Bowl and that's it. Crenor Vods is just, I upload my entire Vod. The full, well, I get that. Yeah, I get that.

For some reason, it doesn't, when you do, oh, you have to do at Crendor Vods. What that shit is that? It's the future, dude. That's what it is now. Yeah. So you have to do YouTube.com slash at Crenthor Vods

and then the thumbnail is the makeup girl. So, I did see your Vod had like a bunch of muted segments. I don't know if mine had muted segments. It probably did. Interesting. Maybe it was the beginning. I don't know.

Maybe. Even looking at mine, there's no muted segments. So that's weird. But then when it uploaded to YouTube, it's like this has copyrighted. I don't know. I also love that it had like weather channel jazz music in between chapters. That was pretty fun.

The things you think of that don't even cross my mind, when you were listening to the side, I was watching you when you beat a chapter. And you were like, and now weather on the 8th. And I was like, that's such a good bit. I didn't never cross my mind. Like that's very funny. No, I'm all about bits. I'm actively always seeking the next bit.

You get more into like the story and like, immersed i'm always looking for bits yeah solid bits i'm very impressed i was like oh that's so funny this guy that's what i do um so yeah that was uh that was that was that great time i've been waiting for uh i've been waiting for more for more games to play so i've just been playing wow in horse girl racing still uh and i've kind of just been only playing those which is like fine, but there's a lot of, like, I'm not a big borderlands person, so I didn't really care about

border lanes. Yeah, yeah. And then Hollow Night. That, uh, yeah, Hollow night, I'm not, you know, I'll play it on my own time. Like, I have it on my PlayStation at home. Yeah. But I don't have the patience to be told I'm bad repeatedly for hours. Like, I know I'm not good at platformers.

I know this. Yeah. Let me enjoy it, though. Um, but I did find a game that I play with Dodger. I think it would really fun to grab, like you and Nocto and number one four. It's called Eyes of Hellfire. And premise-wise is it's five people, three to five players, go into a house, like a haunted house or like an Eldritor house, and you explore, and the objective is trying to

escape. But the only way you can do anything is with cards, so you have to shuffle and there's only so many turns you have. And then in between turns, this weird kind of like counter-racular-looking dude is like, I'll give you this. if you take this from another player, like that kind of stuff. And so it's one of those you're working together,

but also in order to survive, you have to kind of screw everyone over. But yeah, you might find a weird bookshelf. And I might have search cards, and you might have fight cards. And I'm like, okay, well, I'll search the bookshelf. And then a monster pops up so you have to use the fight cards to beat up the monster, like that kind of thing.

And we have to work together. Super fun. Dodger and I played it together. And over time, it's one of those games, you slowly go crazy. So, example, Dodger went crazy enough that every new turn, she'd freak out and run out of the room, so she'd have to always come back in the room.

And my character, every turn, rather than run, he would just start seeing things. So there's traps on the ground in the game, and I would just see traps everywhere. I didn't know what was a real trap and was a fake trap, like that kind of stuff. Ah, I see. Yeah, super fun, very cool, kind of like everyone playing together game. I was like, that's cute. Yeah, that sounds like it'd be fun. I guess that's the problem

I gotta find those games I'm surprised you haven't played Ruffy in the Riverside uh yeah I haven't played that you should look it up oh wait

I think I have it on my wish list you should look up Ruffy in the Riverside because that's a very Crenor game from what I've played so far very Crendor coded yeah I'll wait until it goes on sale

that's my man I mean it's steam I'll have a sale every like a couple months anyway Yeah, yeah Yeah, it's Oh, the Nintendo Direct Of course

I'm sure you had many games You were excited for With Nintendo Direct I'd exactly Two and both of them Were Dynasty Warriors I am excited For Pokemon Animal Crossing

That looks awesome That actually The fact that you play a ditto Everything about it was cute It's basically they made Pokemon Power World Yeah Without the guns

but looks very cute. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm definitely playing that. New Yoshi story type game. Very excited for that. Were you jumping the book? That looks very cute as well.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Mario tennis, because I love a good Mario sports game, no matter what. Yep. That looks all the Mario stuff. I was like, yeah, that's great. I'm not a big new Mario guy.

I like when the Mario games look like the old Mario games. Right? But if you want to have like a 3D Mario where you run around on platforms or whatever, that's great. I'm very happy for everyone. The Mario Tennis looked awesome. But yeah, the Yoshi game is more along my speed. Oh, yeah. No, I'm a, I love that Yoshi game.

I love all the characters and animals that's got in it too. It's, it really is just like a Yoshi story successor. Yes, absolutely. And then we got, you know, the Mario movie and all sorts of stuff. We got a, we got a, hilariously, everyone was like, Metroid, Metroid, Metroid, we got new Metroid, and everyone was like, I hate it. I was like, yeah, there you go, Internet. There's new Fire Emblem.

Yeah, the Fire Armand looks cool. I can't tell if it's, it looks like every fight's in the arena. I don't know. Interesting stuff. I was like, that's pretty fun. There was a lot of remakes and things, and I saw people really down on that. Here's what I'm going to say. There are 40, we just hit the 40th anniversary of Mario.

There are 50 years, we'll say, of video games. And many people are 16. I'm fine with remakes existing. I don't give it. I don't get, I can care less. Have fun. Like, it doesn't affect me in any way. I might play it.

I might not. But I like the option that is there for people who are like, I've heard for years about this game. Now I get to play it. And I don't have to download, like, the hack ROM version. Yeah. I'm fine with that. And I know people are like, it's cynical because they're just cash grabbing on old content.

But, like, you know, you know, there's new, yeah, there's new audiences. Not everyone's 35 years old. Yeah. I think it's great, you know. And I mean, you still can go just get the ROM if you want. Yeah, you don't know. You can just go download the ROM. It's whatever.

Yeah. Yeah, that was a cool. Cool direct. Still no Animal Crossing official, but I'm sure, you know, I'm sure he'll eventually show up. Still waiting, huh? Still waiting for your, your, what is it, raccoon landlord. That's pretty much, oh yeah, yeah, I reacted to your stuff this week, the demonic baboos and the, as always. Yeah. Yep. And the, honestly, here's the one thing I learned from you. You know a considerable amount about the Bible. I do. It's almost like I went to a Christian grade school growing up. I was, I was, there was many things.

that you just added that was like, damn, all right, theologian Crendor, good job. Yeah, well, I grew up with that and then I also got kind of into it for a while after school and then I stopped. It was one of those things where I would just always look up stuff that kind of fit my own narrative to prove it was right. And then I kind of did the opposite after being like, wait, this doesn't make sense. And then it turned out a lot didn't make sense and now's that. But I do feel bad whenever there's somebody who's like in the comments that's like, you know, I'm still like Christian. This felt like it was bashing me. Like I'm not trying to bash anyone. It's more like I'm speaking to myself in a lot of these things. Yeah, I think

the problem is that it can be seen as the context of this is a Christian person who is talking about a subject and using the Bible to defend their position. And if you go in on them, it seems like you're attacking Christians. And I'm like, no, no, no, just this person who is, I've mentioned this on this show numerous times. I'm fine with whatever religion you want to enjoy in your life. It's cool. I don't like when people abuse other people's faith for clicks or likes or money or whatever. Yeah.

Like that whole grift angers me to an extent you have no clue on. Like it just upsets me when people use other people's belief systems. to manipulate them. And so that's what this was. This was like the same thing as metal music is corrupting the kids or D&D is corrupting the kids or you even mention it. The Furbys are evil. Yeah. It's the same thing.

Something's always evil. Harry Potter. And what's funny is the acknowledgement in the video that she was like, they keep saying we keep trying to look for things that are demonic and we're, you know, we have OCD about evil stuff. And I'm like, you are proving the point. Like, this is, I don't even know that this woman believes what she's doing. I can't even, based on her description, I was like, oh, wait, you just failed as an influencer. Now you're doing this. Like, I don't, I don't know if you believe it, but you're feeding into the whole thing.

And then other people are going to see this and be like, that's crazy. And they're going to believe even more of, there's like, oh, Christians are so crazy. When I know, for 99% of them, that's not the case. but it's the truly insane ones that you're like this is why everyone's really you know like church attendance is down it's because you're giving it a bad rap you're making it seem like a cult

I mean just like literally everybody in the world there's always the vocal minority to ruin everything and I'm fine calling them out I'm fine being like you suck stop this they're making money off it it's like they brought that other guy

He was like, I'm supernatural Daniel Adams. God trusted me. It's like, what? Huh? Yeah, and you're totally right. I know you said in your video like, yeah, no, the Bible very specifically says, uh, don't trust anyone who says God contacted me. Yeah.

And talk to me. It's like, it's very clear. It's like, there's like numerous false profit thing. Like, clearly, like, unless it just, it doesn't make sense. It doesn't even line up with their own belief. So it's just like, Why are people listening to this guy? And I get it.

It's because people, this dude is just charismatic. Like, these people are just carried. They sound like they know what they're talking about, which, you know, that's, that's half the battle for a lot of people. That is absolutely the thing. And it's, and it is so evident in the way people present themselves. So there's this guy I know on YouTube. I'm definitely not going to call out.

But, um, his original shorts that he made are just him playing games and it's whatever. But in the last, I'm going to say, three months, he started doing that thing that you see all the time where it's sitting there kind of at an angle, video clip of something, or maybe, you know, a screen where he's going to write on it, and he just says a thing that sounds absolutely true. Whether it is or not, I don't know, but we'll say it in authoritative fashion, and those videos have 14 times the views of his other ones. yep and i'm like yeah so really people just want something to reaffirm their belief but said in a way that feels authoritative and they're like yes that's awesome and i'm like i hate this i mean most people will always gravitate towards things that read re uh you know reaffirm their beliefs no matter i'm not even talking about like just you know politics yeah non religion just

everything yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean even it goes into sports you could be like oh i want to watch sports and you watch like your own sports teams stuff where you watch uh you know video game news and you only watch people that talk about why your game is good and that it's like or reverse or why that game sucks yeah yeah or you have the other believe so it's just like yeah i think this sucks i'm gonna watch more things to tell me this sucks because of this thing right and it's it's easy to do that because it just like kind of feels good and it makes you feel like yo i'm like i'm correct But I feel like the best thing you can do is just always be somewhere in the middle. But that also leads to not knowing and being 100% on whatever the situation is.

So it's just like uncomfortable. Yes, before you could do that. Like internet of 2010 and earlier was kind of like I'd go online to see what people thought about a thing. and then I'd be fed all of the information, not just good, bad, whatever. You would go to a forum and it would be like, review of, I'm trying to think of a 2010 movie, it doesn't matter. Review of Batman begins. I think that qualifies. Reviewers Batman's, and then you go there and you see people love it and hate it, but it all be under one thing, right?

Yeah. Now everything is so segmented and split and algorithms that when you go online to look up, you know, oh, I hate. hate Batman begins for some reason you'll find those videos and then it will feed you more of that instead of here's someone who said it was great it'll be like here's eight people

that said it sucked and so in your mind you're like everyone hates that movie it's trash yeah and it's like that's not what you know that's not how this works and yeah it's just made it a giant pain in the ass so you know even though during the video

I was like I hope the comments in this video are like, please stop doing this. This is terrible. No, they were all like, I knew this was what was happening. Laboobos are evil. And I'm like, cool, cool. Yeah, no, I called that from a mile away. Like, I know what the comments are.

Yeah, you were like, oh, you stupid idiot. I was like, there's got to be someone in the comments who's like, this isn't real. There is, but they're downvoted and it's in like the bottom of the barrel. Sure, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's literally, it's the Reddit system. it's literally like when the back in the day if somebody what was it the guy that was like the earth is round and they're like kill him

just put him in jail it's literally that it's like the equivalent's like he doesn't think the same way get rid of him right and then it's like oh it turns out he's probably right although not everybody believes that either so it's just it's just I don't know I mean I know but I don't know I think that's probably the wisest thing you've ever said. Yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, I don't know.

I don't know anything. All right, I'm not like a philosopher. I'm not like a, you know, a person that studied all of this. I'm just some guy on the internet that made World Warcraft videos. Now I just yell about stuff and complain about my aches and pains. I don't know anything. I don't, uh, and you don't need to. Yeah.

The idea you have to be an expert to have an opinion is ridiculous. You can have an opinion. It doesn't make it right or wrong. You're allowed to have it, though. Yeah. I think that's the thing. It's like you can listen to people, but I think it's like anything.

You have to figure out what that person knows. So like for us, like talking about YouTube and streaming and stuff, I feel like that you'd be like, hey, you know what? We know a lot about it. We've done this for nearly 20 years. But, you know, I wouldn't listen to my opinions on many other things.

Yeah, like, I have opinions on plenty of things. You can take that or not. It's fine. Like, I don't, I'm not going to not share how I feel on things, though. Like, I'm allowed to do that, and then you're allowed to tell me I'm wrong. And that's cool, too. It's, like, it's not that big of a deal. It's fine to be like, Jesse, you were wrong here.

Like, okay. Like, explain to me. How was I wrong? And if you can explain it to me in a way that I'm like, you're right. Oh, damn, okay, yeah, no, I was wrong. I'm an adult enough to be like Yeah, all right Touche, you got me

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Oh, man, you know, traffic's actually not that bad today. It's pretty nice, you know, pretty nice. It looks like it's sunny. here, you know, cars. Maybe because it's Sunday, everyone's watching sports, football, doing their things. It's pretty chill.

Enjoy it, you know, because it's probably going to get bad again. Thank you. Okay, let's go to weather. Weather time. Weather time. Weather time. Let's see.

We've got 12 weather requests. And we have landed on. Beep, beep. Boop Uh Lubyliana Slovenia

the capital of our country our cute little country also the birthplace of Luca Donchiche famous Overwatch player and you know NBA player Well of course Right right

Right But most How do I spell How do I spell this Uh there it is LJUB LJA A How on earth

Do you think that's actually pronounced? I don't know. I don't know that it's a Lubajanya. It's Luca Donchichia. So currently there, it is 62 degrees Fahrenheit. Feels like 55 Fahrenheit. 90% humidity, 30.13.13 inches of pressure, 10 mile visibility. Winds at 2 miles an hour, 6.40 a.m. sunrise. 713 p.m. sunset. 2.59.

UV index zero and a last quarter moon phase. 10 day. It is 70 or no 80 degrees Monday, partly cloudy. Tuesday, 67 thunderstorms, Wednesday 71 with AM clouds, PM sun, Thursday 79, sunny, Friday, 80, mostly sunny, Saturday, 82, Sunday, Sunday, 82, mostly sunny, and then Monday 77 with rain and Tuesday, 72 with rain. I was genuinely trying to figure out on the map why it just appeared there was a, like the city looked like it was split in two. Like they cinched it at the waist

almost. And I couldn't figure, I was like, what's going on here? Then I realized some places just have massive parks. Oh, yeah, I see that. Some places just have, you know, green. I forget that sometimes. And, yeah, other than that, the city, it looks

kind of like how you would imagine an old city would look. Yeah, they've got new buildings and things here and there, but also they kind of have that old European vibe. And I dig that. I love that tremendously. And more importantly, because the food is awesome looking. Yeah, sure, there's the KFC and the usual like slops.

But there's also things like taverns and places that have this just great rustic vibe to it. Like there's a tavernalera. And that looks good. There's also a place called Cool House Crendel. I know you think Cool House would suck but every dish on here makes me be like

yeah no that's cool that's cool that's neat that's fun yeah that's yo there's a place called gas station bar and it's a bar it looks like a gas station

that's great it's like it kind of looks like you're on the road in America type of gas station all of these yeah I'm looking at a bunch of places where

a lot of it it looks like it's outdoors it looks like you're sitting on benches and then they're serving you you know various meats grilled meats yeah I'm a lot of meats I love me grilled meats I can't

you can't you can't sell to me anywhere and I'd eat it I love me grilled meats I love me grilled meats yeah it's there's plenty of places to go here or Adela there's a place called

Montana bar doesn't look like Montana I don't imagine it would. They got pizzeria. Yeah, like a lot of pizza and grilled meats. Yeah, like a lot, a lot. Like, yeah, a lot of bars, a lot of pizza, a lot of grilled meats. Yeah. Honestly, fine with that.

That's all right with me. Oh yeah, I found the McDonald's. Yeah. It is a jury McDonald's. Grant, and it's got a 4.1. That's pretty good for McDonald's. I'm trying to look at the menus of some of these places because I always like to see how things are pronounced

and how, you know, things are spelled because there's always some sort of, oh, I can figure out what that means. Right. But the further east we go in Europe, the less likely that is. I'm like, I don't know what this is supposed to be. But also a lot of the restaurants have this vibe of like,

yeah, it's in the basement. And I like that too. That's another common theme, I feel like. A lot of ribs. Are ribs huge? Like, hold on. To the person who recommended us, the town of Jubz, Lajanya. Yep.

Are ribs a big staple of your food? Because they're kind of everywhere. Interesting. Also, chicken nuggets. It's one restaurant, which is very funny. Like, not even, like, they look like McDonald's chicken nuggets. I mean, listen, you got to have options. I guess so.

The kids like what the kids like. Yeah. That's the weather. Okay, let's go to sports. Sports. We've got sports. Sports, sports, sports. We got sports.

We got NFL football happening today. Football, football, football. On Thursday night, we had the Packers beat the commanders, 2-0, feeling good, looking good. Ravens crush the Browns, Seahawks beat the Steelers, Bill's beat the Jets, 49ers beat the Saints, Patriots beat the Dolphins, Rams beat the Titans, lions destroyed the Bears, Cowboys won against the Giants in overtime, Bengals beat the Jaguars, Eagles currently beating the Chiefs, Cardinals beating the Panthers, and the Broncos are currently beating. the Colts. Let's see. Let's check the old MLB standing as well. Getting close to playoffs.

Playoffs. Blue Jay. Blue Jay's in first. Tigers in first. Mariners in first. Phillies in first. Brewer's in first. And the Dodgers in first.

Those are all your division leading teams. And we also got wild cards. Jarre's, Red Sox, Astros currently. And Cubs, Padres, Mets. Although very close playoff races. So I think the Cubs and the Yankees looking like the only ones for sure and the Padres. All those other teams

are going to be battling it out. Final couple weeks here. And that's sports. What is our fact of the day? Fact of the day, fact, fact of the day. It is a fact. Also a day.

I've got two hiccup facts. Oh boy. Yes? The longest bout of hiccups lasted from 1922 until February 1990, which was... What? Anthon... Wait, Anthon, Iowa native, Charles Osborne, hiccuped for 68 years. What?

The story goes that he first hiccuped while attempting to weigh a hog. He reportedly hiccpped up to 40 times a minute at one point, later slowing down to 20 times a minute. Wait. I would... Hold on. For how long? 68 years. I would have just been like put a pill on my face.

How's that? Maybe he just got used to it, but I would be, I would be beside myself. Oh, yeah. I would be going insane. Imagine if that guy knew my trick. He just didn't know. He had no clue. Yeah.

That is so long. And you're saying on average 20 a minute. Yes. What were his days like? Was he just, was every day the longest day of his life? Like how did I just don't understand? It says due to his condition, he had to blend his food into a smoothie to be able to consume it to avoid choking. He also developed a unique way of talking to lessen the sound of the hiccups.

Surely there must have been a way to stop it. There had to have been. There had to have been. Dude, the most insane part is that they went away in 1990, and then he passed away in 1991. So he got one year of just no hiccups. He had it too easy. Yeah, he died of boredom. His body is just like, dude, no hiccups?

What is this? Get me out of here. Yeah, maybe those hiccups were his heartbeat. That was it. Maybe. Also, human babies can hiccup in the womb. I've heard that before. I heard you can feel that along with kicking.

Yeah. And a few other things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then animals can also hiccup. I've seen that. I've seen a dog hiccup before. Oh. It sounded like a laugh, but I was told it was a hiccup.

Oh. Maybe they were just being polite and he was laughing at you. I mean, yeah, I don't know. I didn't know dogs could laugh. So, you know, here we are. Those are facts of the day. All right, who has come to us with tears in their eyes? Boy, have we got tears in eyes.

Love that. Dear Lustrys, I come to you with tears in my eyes, and null oil spilled on my desk. Now that your new channels are making you hip with the kids, how would you change the guy hero universe to make it appeal to Gen Z? That's a good one. To Gen Z? Guy Hero

has a sidekick It's the Rizzler And it's all based in Roblox Yeah Now it's completely in Roblox The Rizler's the sidekick And yeah Guy Hero only speaks

In Brain Rot And he only He only aura farms That's his strong He does nothing but stand there Looking amazing Hmm Easy we got it

We figured it out Yeah, that was a good one. All right, here we go. Dear Lesterouss, I come to you with tears of my eyes. Butterflies in the sky. I could fly twice as high. It's reading rainbow. Take a look.

It's in a book. Yeah, no, I get it. What book or video game would you like an adaptation to either movie or TV series? I worry about games because every time they try to make a game into something, they always try to ruin it too. Yep. But if I had my say over it, over the things, you know, things that. can make. I would love a

Idris Elba Keanu Reeves cyberpunk TV show slash movie. I would enjoy that. They're already in it. They already said they do it. Make it happen. I would love that. I just want more Keanu and Idris being like,

It's the future. Put on your glasses and let's shoot some of these chumes. And I'd be like, yeah. This is great. I have a good time with that. I feel like you just did like the Nick Cage voice as well Yeah, it's the same thing It's all good

Yeah Um So if I I I'm trying to think You know it'd be kind of cool If they made like a Warhammer

Like movie TV show But like kind of like total war Where it's just like following all these different armies around I mean in theory maybe that's what Netflix is cooking up or Amazon whoever held

bought the rights to it like something's coming if it's good we'll find out my big worry is that the Warhammer project they're working on is like literally just

watching famous people play Warhammer yeah or it's gonna be that or it's just gonna be something like space marines that I don't care about

I want like full on like we follow the lizard men and we follow like the scave it Like, it's got, like, different armies. They're all, like, crazy. You can see, like, I don't know how they'd do it or how it'd be, but I think it'd be kind of cool to just see that as, like, full-blown TV show movie type stuff.

I feel like, yeah, it would be interesting to see them cover that. But, unfortunately, I imagine we'd go some way the way Game of Thrones went, which is whatever people like the most, we'd suddenly focus on them the most. So it'd be like, sorry, Lizard Men. You are now, you get one scene every five episodes. Yeah. Yeah, it probably would. So, yeah, I'd probably pick that.

I mean, I can't really even think anything else I'd want, really. They already did while. They did do that. Yeah, that happened. Yeah. Like, they could do it. Although I don't know if he'd let them, but they could try and do a Brandon Sanderson thing. I feel like that's the one guy who hasn't completely sold scripts to Hollywood.

Yeah, I mean, I'd, uh, I think that's this thing is when he, when he gets a movie thing, he wants it to be done his way, which makes sense, especially after seeing Game of Thrones and the way it ends. Yeah. So I'm sure they will. But, yeah, there we go. Good answers. Yeah, that's the dear illustrious serves.

Okay, what is our big new story of the day? Austrians obsessed with the adventure of Emil the Moose. Huh? Yep. Okay, yeah, all right, I'm in. Vienna. For weeks, sightings of a rare immigrant have been keeping a corner of Austria on its toes. A moose that has come to be known as a meal appeared nearly three weeks ago in lower Austria,

a province in the country's northeast that surrounds Vienna, and it doesn't seem to be in a hurry to leave. Sightings of the animal have drawn key. curious onlookers by Monday. A Facebook fan page had a page for him with over 10,000 members. It's been an eventful few days for a meal. Moose showed up last week

in the suburb of the provincial capital St. Paulton. On Saturday evening, he found his way onto the tracks at its main railway station, prompting a several hour closure of the Viennes-Sauldsburg main line passes through the city.

Moose are native to Austria. Meal is believed to have come from Poland via the Czech Republic and Austria's northern neighbor. The local animal protection organization says people should avoid feeding him or approaching him for photos and videos. It urge people to leave the animal in peace and not to make a special trip to see him. Moose, it is said in the social. Anyway, here's an article about it. Everyone, go check this guy out. He's amazing, but don't go. Moose don't need closeness to humans.

Emile's whereabouts weren't clear on Monday. He was believed to have wandered northward out of the St. Poulton area and police reported no new deployments related to the Moose, the Austria Press agency reported. So this guy's like the new Hank the Tank, Emil de Moose. He's just like on the prowl, looking around,

having fun. It really makes you take for granted the place we live where like a moose is like, oh yeah, a moose. There they're like a moose. What the hell is he doing here? To be fair, if I saw a moose walking around,

be kind of like, what the hell? I mean, we got like deer. Like, there's deer walked around. He'd be like, oh, there's a deer, like a moose. Like maybe if you're in Canada, you're like, oh, yeah, there he goes. Not around here. True, true. So, yeah, we'll see if a meal pops back up to, you know, keep his adventures going.

I love, I love a meal already. That guy's just living his life And everyone's like That's amazing Yeah He's just like What is this Some sort of railroad track

They're like shut everything down It's just like All right I guess I'll move on then That's your big news story today All right That's it for us Thanks so much for listening

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