Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 481 - Ugg And Zugg In the Morning

Episode Date: October 6, 2025

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Shrekndon in the morning Hapoo-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-too! Hello, everyone who likes on an episode of Keghs and Krendor in the morning. Hello. Greetings. Hello. You know, I don't, I still don't like greetings. It still either sounds like a robot and or 17th century lord,

neither of which you are. I mean, you don't know I'm not a 17th century lord. You're like we're like an Isakai or whatever. that is? You went from the 17th century to modern day? No, I'm just some time traveler. Oh, it's... From the 17th century, or have you been back to the 17th century?

I'm trying to establish your lore. I didn't think it this far. I can tell. Yeah, I'm trying to give you an out here, and you're like, no, no, I'm in. No, I'm out. I'm not. All right, well, give me. Okay. I wasn't aware it was easy as that. You could just say I'm out.

I just like saying greetings. I also think, uh, I like the, the, the humor in it now as well because we've established how wild it is. That is weird that greetings say greetings is, unless you're like a Klingon or something like from a different world I don't know, greetings is weird.

It is just weird. It is weird. It's when you think about it, it's like you don't go up to somebody you just met and go like, greetings. They'll be like what? But you also don't go to like numerous other plate, like even the grocery store, they'd be like uh, hey, uh, checking out, whatever.

And you'd be like, greetings, I am. Although the people at the front, like the elderly people or whatever at a Walmart, are called greeters. That's true. And you would write greetings, and they call them greeting cards, except we just, it's not in the vocabulary of the modern age. It just sounds weird. It does. Because most people are just like, hey, what's up? How's it going?

Like, it's just, it's very quick. Yeah. Hello? Hey. Yeah. But greetings is, that's why it is that 17th century. country lord vibe because they're just like ha greetings I feel like it's a general term like hello hey how are you those are greetings so that would be like if I if you came over to my house

and instead of welcome or hey come in or whatever I said like entrance or something you know like I don't know what a word that shouldn't be there but describes the thing we're doing that's true but that's nobody also has a word like and like I guess that would be more like enter in like

like I don't know I don't even think there is something like that is there a word similar to greetings what do you mean just in general

I just mean like in terms of like how you were saying like entering in like enter in you know what I mean admittance you know yeah there it

that's probably more what it is admittance or like housewarming I don't know I'm sure there's something yeah anyway how are you doing I'm sure much like you spent the week mega bonking I'm a full on bonker

I love it to death it is so much fun I know the other night we talked about how some of the characters have fun skins I've unlocked them so now I'm in it now I'm doing things however on my friends list with all my friends I'm still in last place I have not killed nearly as many as you all yeah I think right now I'm I'm behind lewis from the hogs cast who has killed only a few

more than me but I do not have I am the bottom of the list I don't play nearly as much as everyone else however I do enjoy it no it's uh last week you were just like you're bonk and what are you talking about and now you've become a bonker now I'm I'm a full on bonk yeah yep a mega bonk if you will Yep, a mega bonk. It's a fun game. It's a dick thing. Agreed. I, before we were doing this today, when you were like, yeah, I'll be on in like 30. I was like, that's 30 good bonk in minutes. Yeah, yep. That's the nice part is it's like every round's 10 minutes. So it's like, you can get a, you know, depending on how far you get, you know, 20, 30 minutes, you're pretty good.

I, uh, I enjoyed that. It makes me happy. It's very simple, very silly. I know we described it on here before, but it's like a vampire survivors, but 3D. Yeah, it is. And it's, it is very silly, which is the fun parley. It doesn't take itself seriously. Yes. I just, I just unlocked dice head. So I'm excited to try him out.

I haven't played him yet. But he is a man with a dice head. I don't have him. I just unlocked the archer and the ninja. Ah, yeah. I think ninja's pretty good. So I'm, I'm going to try and use all them. Yeah, the katana seemed pretty good on my like big winning calcium run,

where I unlock stage three. I had the katana I had bullets and then I had bones so that was pretty that was pretty fun yeah that's pretty good you just get all the projectiles

yeah and I was just flinging stuff of guys and it worked by the end because I had projectiles up and damage up so I could at a certain point I was just standing there and letting guys come to me and just roasted them and it was great

yeah it's I think it fulfills that type of game you like too where you always say you just like killing mobs like the what's it called that the Dicey Warriors?

Yeah, Dynasty Warriors. Yeah, that you have to like press buttons and do combos and stuff this you just have to use your brain and be like all right, the combos will work themselves. Yeah.

No, it's more rogue light. You just move around. Don't die. Yeah. I'm enjoying it. It's been a ton of fun to play. I'm not committed to it in any sort of way.

I'm just kind of bonking. Living my life. Living my life is a cool bonker. Yeah. Yeah, we also watched the, I almost said the Dynasty Warrior, the 13th Warrior. I mean, there is a Dynasty Warriors movie, literally called, I think it's called Dynasty Warriors, I think. There's also one called Red Cliff, and there's a bunch of different ones, but they're straight up as a Dynasty Warriors movie, and it is ridiculous. So if you ever want to go there, I got you.

Yeah, we watched 13th Warrior, which is just Beowulf, but also featuring Antonio Banderas from Baghdad for some reason. Yeah, it was a fun movie. It was a little wacky. Yeah. Yeah, it's good times. Very, you know, of the late 90s and kind of enjoyable, but if you're there for a deep plot, you're not going to find it. Yeah, no, there's no deep plots behind. Yeah.

In fact, we discovered at least from the looks of it that they probably cut a piece of the plot. Oh, yeah, probably. There's like a whole scene involving the son of Frothgar that is just not available. Yeah. It's, but still, you know, it's still a fun, fun kind of action movie. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I did see, I mentioned it when you're streaming, but somebody was like, I love how every time you guys watch a movie, they're very, like, cozy.

But I was like, I think it's more the 80s, 90s vibe that's cozy because you have like the old film aesthetic, you have no CGI really or like limited CGI. And I think that kind of gives off, plus it's like probably nostalgic as well. So it's just like a combination of everything. I also think it's because you and I go out of our way not to pick something that's hyper serious or a thriller or a horror movie or something with genuine tension. We're picking movies that are just adventure films, basically. And those are all pretty cozy. There isn't like, you know, maybe there's a weird thing that happens every now and again.

But most of the time, it's pretty much like reading a Saturday morning cartoon or something. It's not too dramatic. Yeah. No, that is, that is true. They tend to be kind of like goofy adventure action movies. Yeah, we're not watching anything with actual high stakes. Or like, the detectives have to solve this crime or the kid dies. Like, we're not watching that.

It's just not what we're doing. Yeah, in fact, I think it's probably like two movies we watch like that. One was like the Nick Cage one. Oh, that was like very serious and we were like, ugh, this sucks. Yeah. It was like that and then another one. But yeah, it's just, it sucks. It's boring.

Yeah. We're there to have fun. Yeah. So we didn't have fun. It was a good time. Well, it's true. We did. I liked it.

Yeah. What else did you do this week? You wrote down stuff. Oh, I know I brought this up a little bit last night, but I just, man, there's an ad that keeps playing. Very sign of the times on the radio, there's an ad that keeps playing. That's like, uh, basically for a. Apocalypse supplies, they don't say that, but that's, they're like, in the times we live in, you need to be prepared now more than ever for when the time comes.

And I'm like, okay, they mean the apocalypse. Yeah. And they say stuff like, we offer shelf stable food, water treatment options, medical tools, and solar power power generators. And I'm like, okay, yeah, no, that all sounds like prepper stuff. Yeah, I get that. But the way they sell it, it is very clearly focused on an older audience because they're like, do you need your medical bed or your CPAP machine or your dialysis? Like things where basically, if it's an apocalypse, you're dead. It doesn't matter if you have any of these things, you're dead in the end of the world.

Zombie, robot, virus, whatever, you're the first to go. But they're like, don't worry, you will have a, you know, and solar panels that you can, that's the first people that are going to get murder, the people that have solar panels. Yeah. Because everyone's going to want to live at their place because they at least have power.

So they're going to first. Oh, 100%. Yeah, they're going to get, everybody's going to be trying to get, though. And they don't think that they're just like, I'll be ready. I'll have my solar power and I'll have my, maybe they'll have like an electric fence and, I don't know, something else. But whatever it is, it'll get over. Howard.

Yeah. And it is, again, the ad is so very clearly targeting, you know, the ever-aging boomer population who are, you know, in their 70s and maybe late 60s. And it's like, okay, I understand because news media right now is feeding them all sorts of insane stuff. But also, that is a weird ad to be like, yes, when the end comes, be prepared to keep your CPAP machine going and I'm like y'all that's you're not thinking of the correct things like that's a comfort thing not a not a like I'm going to live through the apocalypse thing

well that's because a lot of them think that the end like that it's going to be like comfort but they just won't be able to have their specific comfort things like I won't be able to eat the same foods that I have to eat left the like canned beans as I'm on my CPAP machine with solar power that's right they they do you know they do offer like shelf stable food it'll be delicious of course every time I look up that stuff it's like a big bucket of weird crap hmm like some time when you when you have a moment to go look up the shelf stable food that these companies offer you would think it'd be like you know MREs or something you know military ask it's more like weird buckets of slop like just

giant white tubs of crap and you're like this is gruel yes I mean that's that's And they're like, oh, it's delicious. And they have, you know, grandma and grandpa on the ad. And they're, you know, some sort of paid for photo they got from the internet of two happy old people. And then they edit in the food. And they're like, wow, tastes just like macaroni and cheese. I'm like, no, it don't. Let's not pretend.

That's not true. Yeah, and it's, I feel like you just, you can get your own food. Like, just go buy cay and foods if you really want. Like, they're fine. it's interesting because the premise is for when the worst happens but the worst could be so many different things in so many different ways that planning for that seems absolutely it's you know what I'd rather just if it happens become a villain and then steal it from you right they're not taking that into account yeah I mean most I mean I think that's that you see a lot of uh

articles and stuff about the like super wealthy billionaires building bunkers and secret bases on islands and i'm like if the world ever ended in any capacity your higher goons would turn on you so quick are you kidding me they wouldn't be like yeah whatever you say sir so happy to be here with you on your island i'd be like no let's ace this guy he sucks made it depends there's probably some goons that would still work for him like he's giving us stuff during the apocalypse yeah but then you could be your own boss made it depends It depends how good their life is Why do they need money has no value

In a post-apocalyptic hellhole There's got to be some form of currency that arises though You're saying it's just to be like a tree Seashells and bullets Bottle caps Right I mean I can see it going both ways I can see it depends on how douchey the person is

You're telling me That Zuckerberg's going to make it through the apocalypse I don't believe that for a minute Well, he might be a cyborg. You're right. If everyone tries to turn on him, he'd be like, you have made an improper mistake. Greetings, then break their heads.

Just start shooting lasers out of his eyes. Like, oh shit. Greetings and admittance to you. And he snaps their necks. Zuck shooting lasers. They are particle beams. Because if anything, he's probably part of the apocalypse. I believe that.

Yeah. He's probably one of the people that starts it. Yeah, yeah. Although I'm here for like in, you know, if the AI uprising happens, in the movies at least, the guys who make the AI get taken out first. They're like, father, you have lied to me. Right? And then they get them. That's what I'm here for that.

Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. If we all got to go out by AI, at least they'll take him first. But the thing is like, again, I feel like none of those things mattered. Like even if the goons did take over, then the goons. are in power and then they need a head goon and then you're like well all right or they make a a democracy of goons yeah there's always going to be someone that rises to the top for for being a leader though yeah sure it always has but at least but at least he comes from

within and they respect him well but then they're still gonna take over so that's like it that's its own thing they're they're like that wouldn't bother me at all they're in their own part of the world doing their own thing, unless they start moving in the other territories. Depends what the apocalypse is as well, like what's happening. Yeah, it's a big, yeah, it all depends on what the like what takes us out. Yeah. Because if it's a meteor, then none of it matters.

Yeah. But if it's zombies, then, you know, who knows? Oh yeah, you got to get on a boat and become a pirate. That's the only survivable option. But then, like, around here, yeah, that's just like all the normal people living around each other like fending for themselves, then, you know, might get attacked by,

random other neighborhoods like who knows what's happening and that's when they're going to steal your stuff that's true that's true and that's why you shouldn't have solar panels for an apocalyptic situation exactly if you're going to get it get it now use it now there's no reason

to have like we put them in stores just in case that's crazy don't do that it's like become that kid on like the playground or they're just like look at all my cool new stuff then the bullies are like hey beat them up and take his stuff that's that you're like oh there's no you know

There's no laws. They're not being enforced because the world's gone bad. Just try to blend in. And buy your cane beans. You know, don't stand out. I don't know how we got here. What was there? Oh, yeah. The radio. The radio. The crazy radio ad. Yeah. That is a crazy radio ad. I mean, it's literally just trying to take advantage of people that are like, of course, I do need bad gruel. Yeah. But look, if you want to buy gruel, I'm not going to tell you not to. Enjoy. Yeah. Maybe there might be somebody loves gruel. You never know. I mean, yeah, sure. There has to be.

There's definitely those dudes who are like, food is not about taste or flavor. Food is about nutrients entering my body so that I can continue to proceed as planned for my day. Yeah, there's definitely those. I'm not one of those. Yeah. I want something to taste good, please.

Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of which, we ate at a Mexican food place this week. Ah, the place that we went to before? Yes. And we were sitting outside, and we were next to a table. I don't know what they were talking about, but they were clearly like three margaritas in. They were loud.

Love that. And then he was talking about something where he's just like, oh, I just don't know with her. And the girl with him was like, you are moving forward and she is stuck. You are moving backwards if you go with her. And I was like, dude, what the hell? Yo, was this like some relationship drama? Okay. I think it was.

But that was like all I heard. Then I think they started talking normally again because people were just like, what are they talking about as being loud? Yeah. And it's already loud there. So they're being louder than loud. I was just like, what?

So yeah, I don't know. The fact that he's going to go backwards if he goes there. So who is at the table, though? It was like two guys and a woman. All right. I'm going to interpret this in my own Jesse Cox's sort of, you know, daytime soap opera way. That lady is like, leave her, join me, Ronaldo.

Let us run away together. You will go back with her if you return to her, but instead move forward with me. That's all. But I think she was with the other guy there. Oh, that makes it even more dramatic. because he's like, what the shit? What are you talking about? That's a good point.

Yeah, I can see that. And it was it was popping off there. I mean, there's a big table as well of like, just a bunch of like after work people eating, but it was also someone's birthday there. And then after a while, like a group of just like four dudes showed up.

and they're like, hey, it's you guys. And they, like, sat at their table, too. And then some of the people there were just like, oh, man, it's them. And they're just, some of them were excited. Some of them were like, uh. So that was also weird. So it was just like a big group of 12 people at the table. Like, it was like seven or eight, and then it became like 12.

So that was another thing. But there's a lot of like little interactions happening all around. It was very fun. I still enjoy it. Yeah, I mean, a restaurant. You know, you know, a restaurant. Doesn't happen to like every restaurant. But, like, you know, if you're having, I feel like Mexican food is, it almost always feels like the, we need a break.

We got to go relax or like we got to celebrate something or like we got to like go after work or something. Like you don't really see people showing up like a group of dudes at like a steakhouse. Like, hey, what's going on? You know, I feel like this is different vibes for different restaurants. This is on like a Tuesday or a Wednesday too It was still popping off Oh I mean if it was a Tuesday that's Taco Tuesday dude Oh man you're right

I didn't even think of that Yeah That was really about it for exciting things for me Everything else I was just making videos I went down a rabbit hole On Reddit Where maybe it was it was originally posted on Twitter or somewhere

I don't know where I saw this It might have just been on Reddit Where this guy was like They're writing dissertations on this and I was like on what and I clicked the video is this girl going on for like five minutes about Taylor Swift's new album

which I think just dropped this week and it is one of the single great I've watched her just dismantle her and she's like and I basically she was like Taylor Swift has spent years trying to be like this pure whiny little white girl and her most latest album

she's trying to be like a sexy lady and it's just not working And I was like, what does that mean? What is that about? So I went on Reddit and I saw a bunch of people complaining about Taylor Swift's album and saying that it was weird and didn't make any sense and the songs were shit. And I was like, huh. And everything linked back to TikTok. So I went to TikTok.

So I'm social media jumping through this process. I end up on TikTok and there are countless videos all about like two minutes long of just young women complaining about the new album and or reacting to lyrics. like one I think is I'm not a bad bitch and this isn't savage and they're like what the hell they're like is this AI

what the so I was like all right well what is the most egregious song on here because clearly maybe I I don't know Taylor Swift I'm not up on the

lyrics but everyone's talking about what a lyrical genius she is and how when she talks about things she has poetry and what she's doing and now this album doesn't have that and I was like all right well what's an example

of this. So I looked it up. Dude, one of the songs she wrote is called Wood. And I was like, interesting. Okay. Um, what's that about? And the lyrics are, it starts out with her being like, you know, I don't know if this guy loves me. She even does like he loves me. He loves me not. I don't know what to do.

I don't want to step on a crack and ruin this. Right. You know, very basic young girl in love song. Right. Which, again, Taylor's like, push, she's all, she's going to 40 quickly. Like, she's 30 something. Like 35, 36. Yeah, she's also engaged, exactly. So, it's like, I don't know if he loves me.

I don't know what's going on. But the lyrics eventually get to this. And I just wanted to read you this because this is the same girl who is like, shake it off. Or, you know, like, I want him to love me because he's in the football team or whatever. Forgive me, it sounds cocky. He dignitized me and opened my eyes. redwood tree it's hard it ain't hard to see his love was the key that opened my thighs girls i don't need to catch a bouquet to know a hard rock is on the way and baby i'll admit i've been a little

superstitious the curse on me was broken by your magic wand seems to be that you and me we make our own luck new heights of manhood i ain't got a knock on wood and literally this is this is a song about Travis Kelsey's dick. Yeah. Like that's crazy, dude. I was like, wait a minute. That's terrible. That's terrible, dude.

I was like, wait a minute. You just made a song about your fiancee's dick? Like, that's a thing you do? Weird. Very weird. I'm looking at the lyrics right now as well. And it is definitely, I feel like this is not a song she would normally. have created no she even has one song where i think she says that uh i can't make deals with

the devil because my dick's bigger i didn't know she ever used the word dick in a song we've like it just doesn't seem like her i don't know what i don't know what this is i don't know if someone else wrote these for it's so it's so weird dude this is genuinely strange so of course i've been eating it up i've been like oh yeah complained to me ladies on the the internet let's go it um it always feels like uh like celebrity singers or whatever they always hit a point where they just go a little crazy some more than more than others the one girl who did her like long-ass dissertation basically on modern taylor swift she's like yeah taylor swift started when she was young and she was like a young quirky weird girl and she was like that

skinny little white girl and no guys paid attention to her and that's like her famous song and she's like, she's, you know, the girl in the bleachers and the band, and she just wants the hot boy to like her. And she's consistently been that person throughout, like, she's like, all I want to do is find love. And then she finally found some guy. And she puts out music that is like uncreative and lazy. And they're like, yeah.

And they're like, Taylor Swift has been doing this for two decades. And they're like, yeah, she's just aging out of being a young. whiny girl. Yeah. And yet she's still trying to do it and it just comes off as weird. It's genuinely, that's what got, this girl just like had a very impassioned.

Here's what's wrong with Taylor Swift. And I was like, yo, you just made me think things. I was like, very good. And then sent me down this rabbit hole of learning more about this new album and I've been obsessed with it for the last few days.

I'm not listening to it, but I am watching everyone react to it and it's good stuff. It is great. She's, uh, I mean, she's also always around Travis Kelsey, who is a known, like a hothead display, you just see him during the game. He's always yelling at Andy Reed and people just like, so you know being around him too, he's probably just be like, yo, this is my dick and shit like that. That probably also plays a role. It's like Schaude, it's, I don't necessarily

care about Travis Kelsey or, uh, Taylor Swift. But. watching her fans react and like it feels like when all the really hyped up people for Star Wars were excited for Star Wars and then it sucked and they were like my heart is broken I don't know why but watching it or the people the other week who are like the rapture is coming and now they're like no it's not my life is ruined yeah it's uh I think yeah you just enjoy watching these types of things unfold yeah And yeah, I know it doesn't affect me in any sort of way. But it is interesting watching people reckon with a thing they love not being the thing they love anymore. Because it is, it's a wild ride. And maybe that's just me having had that happen to me many times in my life or I'm like, good. Someone else is experiencing suffering. Good. Yes.

Yeah. I do think that tends to be a human thing is people like when other people experience the things they've experienced, including pain and suffering. It's like I'm just like, oh, I got my gallbladder out and then someone else is like, dude, I got my gallbladder out, and you're like, see? Now you've went through what I went through.

It's like that type of thing. You're a band of brothers now. You've been through hell together, and now you understand each other more. Yeah. There's another lyric. Did you girl boss too close to the sun? I don't even know what that means, dude. That's a weird lyric.

I get girl bossing, but it's like flying too close to the sun, which has like, you know, there's a story and lore behind that phrase. Icarus. Girl bossing too close to the sun is like, I don't even. Not great. Not great. Because like flying too close to the sun is the icarus thing, but isn't it seriously? Yeah, the wings melt.

Yeah, it's about, you know, the ego of thinking you can achieve. This is, did you, the lyric is, did you? The lyric is, did you girl boss too close the sun? Did they catch you having far too much fun? Come with me when they see us, they'll run. Something wicked this way comes. Death? Like, I just.

And it's pretty weird. It makes me wonder if maybe no one was listening to Taylor Swift, really? You know what I mean? Like, did she always write like this? I don't think so. I mean, the song you all. always played was just shake it off. She just talks about shaking it off.

Yeah, that's a solid, that's a solid song. It is, it's catchy, it's got a beat, it's got a bop, the lyrics are fun. This is, again, I think maybe she's trying to do like the whole I'm a bad girl vibe thing, which she's just not. She's never once given, I'm a bad girl, and I'm a little sexy girl. Like, Sabrina Carpenter's like, I'm a little sexy baby. Like, that's all her, that's her entire persona. Right.

Taylor Swift is not that Taylor Swift is like At this point Mom music Yeah well I think that's her thing She doesn't want to be Until right now

Which I think is why people Reacting very weirdly to it Yeah So it's almost like She realized what she was becoming And she's like I don't want to be this And so now she's like

Pivoting people are like What the heck And it's even kind of like What the heck for her Because she's just What's crazy about it Is people are like No no don't you see

This is parody she's being sarcastic and I'm like y'all no don't do that to yourself don't do that like sometimes people release shit albums it happens it happens to everyone if don't be like no no no this is parody she's parroting all the other performers I'm like y'all need to stop you're making this worse you know yeah it's uh I'm trying to think of like some other singers that kind of had that where there one thing and then they like hard pivoted or not even hard pivoted just like slowly pivoted to like different types of music or even just like things that were like them. Most big long-term bands or performers will do that where they will slowly change their sound because, you know, if you stay still, you kind of, you kill yourself. Right. Like your brand dies.

And so, you know, usually what happens is their second album is the one that's kind of like, we try something new and people either like it or don't, and it's the one that's the most controversial. But this is, you know, down the line. You know what? It's kind of like Madonna when Madonna did, or, or, or, uh, Cher. They had this sort of vibe and then eventually like Madonna went full on. She had like boops and beeps and it was like club remixes and stuff. And Cher was like, do you believe?

Like that was a whole thing. It happens. It absolutely happens. It's just very weird when it does. And because Taylor Swift is this icon for a lot of people watching them sort of lose their minds on the internet has been really interesting. That's, um, it's like, uh, it's kind of like the Beatles did that, right? Because they were just like doing their normal music and then they were just like

talking about being in yellow submarines and the walrus and shit, like drugs. Although I think what's weird is because the Beatles were so like important to that time period. They weren't even around that long. Yeah. I think they were around less time than Taylor Swift. as a band I think so And they're morphing

transformation from like We're boys And we're gonna cake you to a car And smoochoo To like I'm high And I'm seeing diamonds in the sky Cause I'm so high

It's like dramatic And I get that I understand why there's two types Of Beatles fans Because there's like Oh yeah I like when they got really psychedelic And the ones that are like No no I like when the boys wear suits

Right Yeah but it's it is also a big transition yes oh yeah but that seemed much quicker how long were the Beatles active there's got to be formed in 1960

yeah yeah yeah yeah but when did they break up 1970 10 years less than Taylor Swift yeah but then they like did their own thing yeah I mean they were around yeah they were all solo artists and did their own things

after that. It's just as a band the Beatles, they weren't around that long. Yeah. It's, uh, I mean, this type of thing also happens to like YouTubers and streamers and stuff all the time. Like it's just, it's part of the entertainment.

Yeah, any sort of length. I mean, we've talked to those before. We are not the people we were when we started. Yeah. Not at all. Like it's, that's fine. It happens. It's, I hope there's never been a moment where people have gone on to social media and been like, I can't believe that changed.

I mean, there's even people where they, like, completely change what they are. They'll, like, start as a gaming person, and then they're just, like, now I'm into, like, the intense, like, drug music or something. It's like, what happened to them? Or the people, like, get into politics? They're like, hey, guys, I play games. And then they're like, now I'm in the politics. And you're like, oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, for that, I feel like it's kind of where the views are.

where people have interests, which I guess is Taylor's game because you can see what people are interested in musically when you watch various, you know, people talk about music online and what people are interested in. Maybe she's trying to like capture that, but it's, yeah, I don't know, it's weird. It's, it's very weird. But it doesn't affect me in any way, so I don't give a damn. Exactly. But, you know what's not weird?

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roads. Back to you. Did you see that video? Is that why you're saying this? I did not. I don't know what you're talking about. There's like a video. I think it's in Japan where it's like a penguin going down a road, like a bunch of penguins

going on a road. And they're clearly being guided maybe to a zoo or I don't know. But for some reason, two of the penguins have backpacks. And I don't know why. And I want to know why two of the penguins have backpack. That is very important to me. There was no explanation in the video. Just everyone like, oh, taking photos of the penguins, and they look very cute, and their

handlers are kind of walking around or behind them. But there's just two of them, one with an orange backpack, and one with the blue backpack, and I don't know why. And I love them for that, but I have no answers. Huh. Yeah, I did not see that. I had no idea that was even a thing. I thought that's why you brought it up, because it was all over the internet.

No, not at all. So that's... Look at that. Damn. Yeah, that's pretty wild. I did not know that. Well, yeah, watch out. Penguins in the street. They really are. All right, let's go to weather. Weather. Wop, wop, wop.

Fredericksburg, Virginia, a town that used to be called Dead Fred 30 years ago, but has grown into quite the city, straddling the line between historical town and gentrification slippery slope. And even though it's a few miles outside the city proper, special shout out to the restaurant. Itavi, I go there every week. Now I'm going to look at it up. I'm going to look it up. Don't you worry.

Currently, it's 73 degrees. Feels like 73 degrees. Humidity, 64%. Pressure 3.25 inches. Visibility 10 miles. 7.09 a.m. sunrise, 6.45 p.m. sunset. Winds at 3 miles an hour. 2.60.

Eviandeg 011 and a moon phase of waxing gibbis. 10 date. 83 and sunny on Monday, 82, partly cloudy on Tuesday, 70 with a.m. rain on Wednesday, 64. Sunny. Friday, 69, partly cloudy. Saturday, 69. Mostly cloudy. Sunday, 67 with showers. Monday, 69, parly cloudy. Tuesday. 73, partly cloudy. And then it's 70s mostly sunny. So pretty nice. For a history lesson, for those of you who are interested in this kind of stuff, Fredericksburg is. is south of Washington, D.C., right? Mm-hmm. But during the Civil War,

the capital of the Confederacy was Richmond, Virginia. So if you want to just go to Fredericksburg and then scroll out on the map, look how close the capitals of two Civil War factions were. That's crazy when you think about it. They're literally right next to each other. Like, that's wild. That actually is pretty wild

Yeah What was the restaurant? I did find Captain D's Shot to Captain D's still existing Captain D's nuts It is Atavi, I-T-A-V-I-E Atavi

Yeah Where on Earth? Oh yeah, there it is Oh yeah Atavi, New York Grill and Bakery Oh you know what From the ground level I get it

I get it now. When our writer-in-er-in-er said gentrified, yeah, I get it. That area looks gentrified. The food looks delicious, by the way. But, yeah, it looks like there's, if you click on some of these locations, you can see that there's some places that it's like, oh, yeah, that looks like we're kind of downtown in an older part of a city. And then there's some places where when you click on it, you're like, oh, no, this is a great example. there's a place called food F-O-O-D-E

and it looks like it is in an area that was kind of like ye olden but now they just have a restaurant called food there you know what I mean

yeah I see what you mean I'm browsing around they do have a they do have a wide mix of places it really is literally south of the nation's capital it's a college town it's you know

it's yeah University of Mary Washington Washington's there. There's a lot of stuff in this area. So, like that I get. This isn't, you don't have to explain any of this to me. Yeah. I imagine there's a lot of people who live there who don't want to live in D.C.

Oh, yeah, 100%. It probably is. That's, uh, they got the Red Dragon Brewery. That looks pretty sick. Yo, I bet there's tons of breweries and stuff there. Yeah, that would, that makes sense to me. Yeah, that looks really good. And that's the weather.

All right. All right, let's go to sports. Sports. Uh, sports. We're at the sports desk for sports. Do, do, do, do. Uh, we've got. Beep, beep, beep.

Football happening today, of course. Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep. We had, uh, Thursday was the Rams losing to the 49ers in overtime. We had the Ravens get blown out by the Texans. We had Carolina beat Miami, Denver beat Philadelphia. Dallas beating the jets. the Saints

beating the Giants The Colts blowing out the Raiders Vikings beating the Browns in London and the Buccaneers beat the Seahawks In baseball We currently have the

Tigers and the Mariners At Detroit up one game to nothing in that series I think they play later tonight Blue Jays beating the Yankees 13 to 7 They're already up on

And they're already up a game. So they might go up two games to nothing on the Yankees here. They also have, let's see, Dodgers Phillies is tomorrow, along with Cubs Brewers, but Dodgers are up one nothing and the Brewers are up one nothing in those series. So, yippee. And then they're already talking about World Series crap here in L.A. So we're already getting there. It's not even done yet.

And they're like, oh, get ready to get tickets, guys. Yeah, they're not even in the championship round. They're still the divisional round. So, we'll see. But, and then I believe the NBA preseason starting up and the NHL preseason's been going. So we're hitting that point where all four sports are going at once. One of my favorites. I love it.

I am very well aware of that. Honestly, I spent the last week teaching the Scary Game Squad boys about the awesome power that is modern day NHL team introductions. I've been showing them videos I'm like guys hockey rules Everyone's missing out On how good The intros in hockey are now

They're spectacles I'm pretty sure Vegas Started it But it's great Before it was just like You know like Watching the bulls or whatever Yeah

But now it's like You know In the time before time When men were cracking And I'm like Yeah let's go This is cool as shit Yeah

Yeah No that's great Plus hockey's just fun And you can hit each other. It's like the best of every sport, but on ice, to be honest. It really is. It's fun. So it's back.

And they start the regular season this week. Um, well, I guess that's sports. Okay. What is our fact of the day? Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day. Day. day fact of the day

this one will blow your mind okay I'm bracing myself brace yourself are you braced yes are you still looking it up nope are you braced oh dude I'm so braced right now all right excellent

the first person processed that Ellis Island was a 15 year old girl from Ireland I mean, I guess she was probably just first in line. Is that what we're getting out of this? I don't think she just showed up by herself. I don't think so. On January 1st, 1892, Annie Moore,

the first passenger to pass through Ellis Island immigration on its opening day. She had traveled to the United States with her two younger brothers aboard the SS Nevada after departing from Queenstown, Ireland, now known as Cobb, Cobb, or like, Colum, I don't know. Here's another amazing fact about Ellis Island for you. It's the busiest day ever when it welcomed the most immigrant. its busiest day ever when it welcomed the most immigrants was April 17th, 1907. Do you know where those immigrants were from? I imagine still Ireland.

I don't know. I feel like they were probably from all over if I had to guess. I mean, yeah, sure. I mean, that was sort of the entryway if you're coming from Europe. Like that makes perfect sense. One of my favorite things about, I guess not favorite because it is kind of messed up. But it's interesting that many people when they come over to the United States would say their name. The guy would look at him and be like, nah, no, no, no, no. No one can say that name and then give them a new last name. Yeah.

That's crazy. Like, a bottle of boobooly, you're going to just be, Bop. Yeah, yeah. Like, all right. Yeah, Babilabalabli, your name is now Annie B. We come from a long line of bees. So there we go.

That's your fact of the day. All right. Well, who has come to us with tears in their eyes then? Dear Lustry, sirs, tears of my eyes. I ask you this question. How do you feel about creation for creation's sake only? Would you still create content, art, video games, books, et cetera? If you knew guaranteed nobody but yourself would see them.

I mean, that's what I did originally. I feel like now I would do it, but it would be less. I mean, much like originally. I wasn't pumping out videos originally. I was making videos whenever I had time to make videos. And it would be for me, because I'd be like, oh, look what I did. Like, a lot of my early videos, I was learning how to match mouth movements in various animated shows to dialogue from other things. Like, one of the first things I ever did was I edited an episode of Cowboy Bebop to match the dialogue of the movie Conair.

Oh, yeah, I did not know that. Just so I could, I'll have to send you that at some point. Just so I could test that and learn to do that. And it was fun. I did that on Windows Movie Maker It took way too long And yeah I'd make like one thing

Every six months When I had time So I'd probably still do that Because I would have to find a job Like if no one was gonna watch I would make no money And then I would have to go find a job Yeah

Or walk into the ocean And let the tide take me In which case I couldn't make anything ever again Of course Except one last great headline Yeah Um See I think

I kind of was always doing like stuff like growing up. I'd always write books. I'd always write little stories. I'd make videos. I'd do all stuff. So I mean, it's just kind of, to me, it's like just a form of expression, right? It's just like fun things to do. And it feels good expressing yourself. And that's just, I think most people want to do that. I would say that there are various different forms of expression. But throughout history, some people have just been storytellers. Like there's some people in the tribe who were just in you know good at and enjoyed telling stories and they would keep various histories alive and things like that and that's just some people are made that way and some people

like listening to the stories and some people like going out and hunting and some people like planting crops and like everyone comes from a different you know part of that sort of tribal community we had when we were you know named ugg and zug and morcan gork or whatever right that's that's a thing that we did and i think that um yeah i would still, it would still be in my bones to want to create things and do stuff, but the realities of life is, is I would have to get a job. Like I would have to go do something in order to live. Would you be Ugg or Zug?

Oh, I'm clearly an Ugg. Yeah, I think I would be Zug. Yeah, yeah, Ugg and Zug in the morning. Yep. Ugg Zung, morning. Oh, uh, great egg in sky. Bright this day Oh

Oh That'd be amazing As if I was just like Greetings and entrance to you Me Ugg This great big

Sky Egg podcast With Ugg and Zog And then all you did was go Ugh He has spoken no words He's like but yeah, you would still get it from the flexions and the sound.

Right, yeah, there'd be no difference. Same quality. Yeah, pretty much. That's practically my like, what? Modernized. Yeah, yeah. So there we go. Then we have dear lustrous sirs with tears of my eyes

and bourbon in my veins. I come to you with this burning question. If there were a ritual that each of you had to perform in order to summon the other, what would the ritual entail? Oh, man. To summon you 100% I'd have to do like

John Madden-esque play call. Some sort of like color commentary, but about the area I'm in. Yes. Honestly, I like that. It has to be like the actual play. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then you would appear. You'd like teleport right there. Yeah. Like you'd have to be like Spider X, Y, 2, banana. boom right up the middle here we go penetrating deep into the infield yeah

and then you know eventually I'd pop out of the end zone it's like just appear out of nowhere oh hello yeah yeah and it's always an end zone it's like one will appear if there's not one there

it's kind of like an angers in the outfield situation yeah you'll just slowly come in from the corn and be like oh is this a baseball diamond great I think the summon you, I would just have to get rid of things. Yeah, which honestly is probably the realest shit ever.

The less you have around, the more likely I am to show up at your place. Yeah, you have to get rid of at least three things in order for... Yeah, the more crap you have on the floor and on the walls and like just the real, yeah, the less likely I am to show up and be like, wow, I'm so glad I'm here. Yeah, you have to make a summoning circle and you have to line the items around the circle. And then the items vanish. It sacrifice it to me. Yeah. Yeah.

And then you show up. It vanishes. I show up and I'm like, you have cleansed this place. Yeah. No, that would definitely be it. Dude, over the, like, literally the last couple days on Saturday, I decided to clean my apartment in the morning. I put on like this YouTube mix of this DJ guy has and it's like all old school R&B. And he like remixes and stuff.

and I was just cleaning up my I was having a conversation with someone and they were like what is there to clean what were you doing were you getting rid of more stuff and I was like oh yeah yeah no I got like how what

I was like well now there's even less to care about they're like that's crazy I'm like no no every once while you gotta unburden yourself with crap you don't use you just have to

I mean you have to most I don't think a lot other people no dude it was great I went through and I discovered that one of my pair of jeans that I've just had in the closet that I wear every once in a while is too big now

and then I found another pair of jeans that was too tight fit now and I was like yeah so packed up the one and it's off to goodwill with it you gotta do that you gotta I'm not just gonna keep it there uh I mean I get it

I'm just saying you go above and beyond yeah well you know sometimes you gotta sometimes you gotta sometimes you just I need that because again as we discussed my ADD or whatever the hell I have if stuff's not directly in front of me

I will forget it exists. Right. Until I one day remember it and be like, what the hell did I do with that? So I'd rather just know the things I have and they'd be minimal so I don't, you know, like I can't have, I don't want to buy a storage unit for stuff

because I'm in a small apartment. You know what I mean? Like I don't want to, I don't need. My office is already cluttered enough and from time to time we'll be like, what do we do with that thing? And everyone will look and be like,

I don't know. and then we spend an hour looking for it. Like, that's already too much for me. But because it's the office, I can like sort of segment it and be like, no, no, I don't. That's not real. It's not my home. My home is my own thing.

And I can forget it. But with that said, sometimes I look around this place and I think, what could I get rid of? Yeah. So trust me, that's summoning ritual would work. It would 100% work. And that's the dear lesser research. What is our big news story of the day?

Big news story of the day, day, day, day, day. Florida man is back. Florida man. Florida man blames haircut appointment after getting clocked going over 100 miles per hour. I'm going to assume it's trying to get there for the appointment, but part of me wishes he got his hair cut and was like, I'm feeling it, bro. And then just started, you know, pedal on the floor.

He's letting this hair go in the wind. And he's like, get your motor running. He's like, yeah. That's what I imagine. But I'm sure it's not that. Yeah. Florida, man, it was Clyde going to 100 miles an hour on the highway told deputy pulled him over that he was late for the barber.

Well, there it is. Why are you going so fast? The sheriff's deputy said and can be heard asking, 57-year-old driver Michael Stannick on body camera. 57? Dude, you get into the barber at, what the hell was he getting cut? Yeah, I don't hold on. Unless he's one of those guys who is just gorgeous at 57, in which case, I get it.

Nope. There you go. Come on. Bra, no. Even the camo shirt is also good. Oh, yeah. Why are you going? fast he asked Michael Stannock on body camera, to which he responded, I got an appointment with my barber.

Stanick from Wallaca said he was headed to New Smyrna Beach on September 23rd when he was pulled over in Palm Coast. The two destinations are more than an hour's drive from each other, and the body cam footage has a timestamp after 6 p.m. Traffic unit deputy then told Stannick that he would get to spend the night in jail after weaving in and out of traffic and putting other people's lives in danger. he was arrested for dangerous excessive speeding he was taken to the sheriff Perry Hall inmate detention facility where he was released on a $150 bond I just this guy has

if I were to slick my hair back I would have the same hair I think you're right like this I've never been in a hurry to get my haircut I am every haircut I ever get I'm like this could be the last time I do this I'm like this could be it for me That's I also like reading in the comments

They're just like I see five of these Rush hour racers a day Take his license Start my day off With a smile These lane weavers All over the highway

Get him I mean Lane weaver It almost sounds like An insult But also like Kind of awesome Lane weavers

That's like The maze runner Yeah Yeah Lane weavers It's like the new Nick Age oh my god yes

that see that's that yeah it's like one of the gangs in Fast and Furious the lane weavers but they also are magicians they also have magic powers yeah and then they get pulled over and they're just like why you're weaving through lanes and he's like I'm late for my hair appointment

with my barber if it's Nick Cage that makes sense yeah that man's hair is different in every movie I get that yeah but in this movie he like takes off and the cops like hey and then he like vanishes through magic, and they're just like, damn. Yeah, a portal opens.

He disappears, and he's like, Lain Weavers. That guy was more Weaver than Lane. Yeah, so there we go. Florida Mayan, trying to get through his hair appointment. All right, that's it for us. Thanks so much for listening. You're watching.

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