Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 492 - Where Did He Keep The Weapon?!

Episode Date: January 7, 2026

The boys are back and this time they discuss their New Year, which country celebrated the best, and what holiday sweets they enjoy. Also Jesse is stalked by the ghost of the Green Cheetah, so you know it's gonna be that kind of episode. All this and a naked Florida man on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://greenchef.com/coxgraza and use code coxgraza to get started with 50% off Green Chef + FREE Graza Olive Oil Set in your 2nd and 3rd boxes. Go to http://buyraycon.com/coxopen for up to 20% off.

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Let me Live live live in the morning Wake your ass up in the year in the morning Hello everybody We said a video

We're in the morning We are in the year is here. The future is now. Oh, damn, dude. Reporting from the future kind of sucks. It's whatever.

It's wet. Yeah, it's not. Oh yeah, is it raining over there? It has been raining for two weeks, almost non-stop. Is it like flooding? In some areas, some of the streets are pretty messed up. But what ended up happening is it will rain. rain really hard for you know like a whole day and the next day for half a day it'll be bright

and sunny the rain will dry up and then it will hit us with a bunch of rain again it's really weird but it happens you know i think you've talked about this it happens every year like you know maybe twice a year we definitely have like a rainy season which i'm thankful for because it's usually in colder months when i know it would be snow so i'm fine it's all right that's true yeah it's I have set myself up for failure, though, because I listen to rain noise to sleep. And so when it rains, my body is like, what are we doing, Jesse? What if we just go to bed? So I have done jack all the last two weeks.

I was like, oh, yeah, I'll stream. I'll do this. I'll do this. At best, I've woken up around noon every day. At best. Damn, you really are on the Cren Door schedule. Yeah, I'm on Cren time right now. So it's been good.

I took the time to play games at home and just relax and get some workouts in and try not to do too much. And I've actually had what I could consider a vacation, which honestly pretty good. Nice. It's, uh, I mean, that's, I think that's what the end of the year is supposed to be after holidays and stuff. It's kind of like you just take a bit to just chill out. Honestly, like, I'm just, I'm so holidayed out. I just want there to be nothing. Well, good news.

There won't be for a while. Exactly. I realize, all right, that I am a very routine person. I like my routine. And the holidays just truly put a giant wrench

into the routine. And so it's been like just a few months of just, I can't get into my routine. So I'm just like, but now we're finally at that point where I can get back to the routine. Very excited.

You say this in a way that you think I understand, but I'm going to ask you, what is the routine that has been disrupted? You waking up, going to go get breakfast, and working out? That was the routine? Partially, yes. But there's also, you know, just like the eating schedules, like eating schedules are all over the place that messes with my digestion. All right? I get a heartburn easier. Plus, you start eating out more.

you're regimented on, like, I have to eat by four guys. I have to eat by six or whatever it is. Uh, usually breakfast around, like one p.m. You know, give or take a little bit. I have my, my, my, my, like, uh, what do you call it? My kind bar. All right? Then I have my second breakfast around now, like 3.30. Okay, I have like oatmeal. Uh, sometimes I'm lazy. I'll have another bar. And then I have coffee, obviously, for both things. Got to have the coffee. Then we have lunch around like 6.37 p.m. Question. Between breakfast one and two, what are you doing?

I don't know. I'll just be like either racing horse girls or finding pointless top 10 stuff or working on something or reading. But you don't have coffee during first breakfast? No, I do. Oh, so you have coffee kind of. bar. Yep. You go race horse girls. Come back because you're exhausted from that. Get another coffee

and then something else to eat. No. Normally my first coffee kind bar, that's where I read. So I read Game of Thrones or whatever I'm reading. This is morning. Never mind. Not morning. This is your morning, but everyone else's

afternoon. Correct. Gotcha. So I do that. And then after that then I might either raise horse girls work on something. Although lately I've been writing again. So now I do that and then I write because usually right after

you read it motivates you to write and it just you're in a better writing mood because you just read so you're like more into like you know what it's like to write because you've read somebody else's writing. I can't wait to finally read this book and it's like verbatim

just Game of Thrones it's like actually Game of Thrones but I just replaced everyone's names, a different name. Yes, you're like so inspired by Game of Thrones, you don't realize you're just rewriting all of Game of Thrones. No, mine's definitely a lot more whimsical. Right, right.

I've always said you're the most whimsical person I know. That's true. I mean, I like fantasy whimsy. I don't, I'm not like actual real life whimsical. That's the thing. What do you consider? Give me one example of fantasy. whimsy?

Just like goofy stuff happening in a fantasy book or just like okay maybe it's less like maybe I think it's more like cozy fun than actual whimsy Well give me an example of this Like a story example

Doesn't have to be from your book But a book you've read We're like I love the whimsy in this moment I don't know I guess you could say like Harry Potter stuff early on does it pretty well there's no like, it's not like they're fighting the Voldemort yet. They're just kind of like going around school

having like trolls in the bathroom and shit like that, right? Okay, that's what I was trying to get at? Like, for you, what is whimsy? Because when you say Harry Potter, whimsy could be, they've got the trolley with this sweet sonny, Erie. Or it could be, there's a troll in the dungeon.

Or it could be like 15 points to Griffin. Like there's a bunch of different things that I guess you can consider whimsy. I was just trying to lock you down in what you think that is. Yeah. So me it's just kind of like more like fantasy adventure

cozy vibes or just like kind of sporadic vibes or it's like you know, troll in the dungeon or like I'm trying to think of like other examples. I'm not good at thinking of an example. You're selling me on it so far. I can tell.

Or just like oh it's like they got like a. a griffin there's like taking care of and shit like hey it's just a griffin chilling over here like that type where you're like woo ah which I don't know I guess some people might not consider that whimsy I guess it's kind of a very I mean how do you even define whimsy by the way you mentioned the points to although Harry Potter stuff I always that brought up another point could I was hated you took this car and we saw multiple exits and you're like foot to the foot to the

gas like foot to the floor let's go we're not going off. We're going to keep going down and we're not going to answer any questions. I'll get back to it. Okay, all right. When they just hand out points, it always bothered me.

They'd just be like five points to Griffin or ten points to Slyther. They're just like making shit up off the top of their head. That sounds correct. There's no like system. They're just like at the end of the one, Dumbledore or whatever's like, and I give 50 points to

Griffin door but because they did this thing I'm going to give them an extra 10 points like watching NFL referees they're just like making shit up they're just like uh you know illegal contact defense they're like I'm almost convinced that Dumbledore was playing draft

Kings I'd like to imagine in the movie in the background while everything's going down Dumbledore's just on his phone making bets I need Gryffindor to win I bet he over

He's paying off the The quidditch referees They also impact quidditch all the time Like it shouldn't even be a lot Like they'll be like oh like Snape was Like trying to make the quidditch match fixed And then someone else tries to fix I'm like is everybody just like fixing the quidditch matches

Like they're just sitting in the stands doing this shit Like they should have some sort of like barrier or something prevent that. Anyway. You would think, but honestly, I've only ever seen the movies. I haven't read any of the books, so I'm not sure what the rules are of that sport,

because in the movies, it seems like anything's possible. You can do any... Kids beat the crap out of other kids. I mean, I'm convinced that when she wrote it, she also didn't know anything about sports. She's definitely not like me.

I would have made like an insane, like an insane rule system. I would have been going all. out. Like the fact that there's, well, there's like an element where the entire premise is they're like, Harry's going to be the snitch catcher or whatever the shit it is, right? But it's like if he catches it, they win. So it's like, why don't we just do that? Why isn't everybody just try to catch that? Why do we even play a different game? It's like they're playing lacrosse. And then all of a sudden, down the street, they're playing like a game of like tic-tac-toe. And they're

like, whoever wins tic-tac-toe automatically wins. It's like, why are we even playing the lacrosse game? Yeah, it is weird. It would be like if you went to a hockey game and everyone's skating around trying to get the puck, but then two dudes are off trying to like catch a bird and whoever catches the bird wins. And you're like, what the hell is going on? Yes, it's very weird. Like, they could have kept that, but made it like maybe it's worth like 50 points or something or like some bit like a comeback mechanic. Like, okay, you know, that's something. But then that still might not be enough if your team is bad. Like that at least is something.

But it was just like, it makes no sense. I don't know what the books say, but the implication is the reason why the snitch is there and you win the game if you catch it is because it's so difficult, which means Harry is the single greatest player. It's one of those things where no one should be able to catch the snitch. It exists as like a tormented thing and you can't get it. But if you can, not only are you the greatest player who ever lived, but that's all that person should be doing from now on. yeah but that's also a flawed game mechanic the fact that you've created something that is like impossible except like one person shows up and then they just like dominate the sport

because that's all they do yeah no it's it's it's nonsense but it must be it must be from something like is it based off some other sport where they have like yeah well in cricket everyone's playing cricket but then one guy he's got to catch the snorkel and if he can get the snorkel then you win the cricket match like it's got to be sport I don't understand yeah um which maybe brings us back the whimsy because okay yeah like it says whimsy is unusual funny and pleasant ideas or

qualities or playfully quaint or fanciful behavior humor so I mean you could consider that like a whimsical type of sport because it's not really that logical and there's a lot of flaws but it's just kind of fun to like you know be like they're flying around and doing all this stuff which like I'd say that's whimsical you know yeah I mean I understand I guess I'm in my mind I think whimsy is more like uh you know your life where you have two breakfast very hobbit esk like hobbit whimsy I'm like oh that's fun I like that uh catching a snitch to me is more

aggravating than whimsical. I'm like that's stupid. Why does that exist? Yeah, but like eating two breakfast to me isn't whimsical. That's like me just like getting energy and spacing it out. Yeah, and that's why it's whimsical. Because to you it isn't

whimsical. To you, it's your life, man. But to everyone else they're like, what do you mean? Why are you hobbiting right now? So really whimsy is just subjective, which means that you can't even truly it's different than every person.

Damn, dude. Got it. So anyway, my book's a little more whimsical now. So you'll see. When you're able to read it, you know, you'll be like,

oh yeah, it's got some whimsical thing. I think you'll find that it's like that. I'm at 20 pages now, 8,400 words. That's 8,400. That's great. Yeah, that's like,

A sixth of a book, pretty much. That is a sixth. That is one sixth of a book. And frankly, I'm here for it. Yeah. So this is the furthest I've made it. And I'm actually happy with the, even though I wrote a lot of this stuff, like in the last year, I'm still like happy with a lot of it.

So that's a big, because a lot of times people write and then they go back and go like, that's garbage or like add in like that. And they like rewrite it or get rid of it. But like, I'm actually happy with it. So I'm like progressing onward. I like my characters and all the plot and everything. Hell yeah. I mean, that's good.

As long as you like it, that's the key. You know, if you don't like it, because at some point, you have to release it. And once it's in the wild, it's not yours anymore. It's everyone else's so, you know, if you don't like it, you're putting out something you don't like. Yeah. No, that's the thing. I feel like you just got to write what you want to, what you want to write, what you enjoy. That's the big thing.

Because that's kind of what I pivoted. Because at first I was just writing, like, I'm going to write this thing that's like this. But then I was like, I think he's got to have fun. So then I was trying to write my magical fishing. But then I realized I went too heavy into the magical fishing. So I've dialed it back. So it's still there, but it's not like the focal point. I don't believe you.

Okay. Why not? I think this is you trying to justify the fact that you have so much magical fishing. It's not the focal point, but you love your magical fishing. Well, that's what I thought. And then I realized it's too difficult to base an entire book around magical fishing, at least as my first book. Maybe down the line I would do something strictly about it, but it's too much.

Maybe your problem is the book is on land and not in a water-based world where magical fishing would be important. I mean, that's possible, but then I'd have to learn all about the various things out at sea and water things, which I don't know about. Yeah, that's too difficult. You don't want to do that. That's what I'm saying. You don't want to do all that.

Even just being like, learning about the ocean? Like, for example, I'm not the person to just, you know, make up one of these, like, sports and just be like hey you know whatever like I like to have like logistics or you know even if it's like a fantastical whimsical thing I want some sort of like structure behind it so like you read it and you go that makes sense yeah who needs to make an entire you know media property based on the ocean and water and you know like if you're going to do that you really want to go in and know everything there is to know about the ocean you don't want to have a fly-by-night operation where you know nothing about the ocean

like One Piece That won't be successful at all Well I guess that's the thing too It's like if you just You can kind of do whatever you want And if it's good and people have fun with it Then you also have people that are just like I'm a pirate

And I sail the seas Five days a week stealing from ships And pirates would never do this And you get all those You always will No matter what No matter what but that's why

mine's it's still got the magical fishing but it's just like not the primary premise well it's still like kind of you'll see you'll see I hope I hope we all will see one day it will happen

and this won't be your winds of winter yeah who knows maybe I've written more than George R. Martin at this point maybe yeah let's see how was your new year Great. I was going to go out, but it rained ridiculously hard. So I stayed home and hung out and watched what I may stress to the world is the single greatest broadcast of any New Year's Eve celebration in the world, Canada. Shout out to Canada and the CBC. They every year, or at least for the last couple years, have been doing live four-hour broadcasts where they celebrate every hour on the hour,

Canada and dude it is hilarious it is the two hosts this year one guy was johnny have no fun and the other guy was maybe he's drunk i don't know and so they do bits where one guy would put on goofy outfits and he'd do goofy bits and the other guy would be like i'm not doing that it was great and then they would go to you know people out in the field and it wasn't like here in America, we do things like live from Los Angeles or broadcasting live from New York City or whatever. Canada, it was

like broadcasting live from the Northwest Territory and we cut to this woman in a shack in the middle of nowhere with maybe like eight people in the background. It's pitch black. You have no idea what's going on in that room. And she's like broadcasting here. We're having a great time. On the background the music is just

so loud you can barely hear her. And then it would be like, heading over to Edmonton, dude, there was this woman at a party everyone was very drunk and I know I mentioned this last year when I watched

there was a guy in like a denim suit and he was being harassed by all these women while he was trying to do the countdown which was amazing this year

they kept going back to this one party where everyone was not just drunk I'm talking gone like full on gone and this woman every time they go to her I think she was drunk too

because it take her a minute to get going They'd be like, all right, and now I'll head it over to whatever her name is. And she's stared at the camera for a minute. And then she'd go, yeah, we're having a party. It was great. And eventually she interviews these two women, and they're both extremely drunk. I posted this on Twitter for anyone who wants to see it.

It's great. And she's like, so you guys having a good time? They're like, yeah. That's how they answer her. And the one woman's like So what did you What was your best part of 2025? Like going to Mexico

He's like okay And the other group is like 2026 is about Girl trips Girl trips And they're freaking up It's incredible American TV would not broadcast that Yeah there's no way

It just wouldn't They would do like a And now Broadcasting Live from Times Square Ninja with Fortnite dances. That's what we would watch. And that sucks ass.

I love when they're like, we're going to go to somewhere in the middle of nowhere where a bunch of drunk people are and just let them talk. It is pretty fun. That's the new years I want to have. So I love that. It was great.

Spent the whole night watching that. It was a delight. Making dinner watching that. That was my new year. Now, I will say, for ours, We were watching some of the ones you mentioned, right, like the live from whatever, but on YouTube TV, they actually had the, you can watch four at once, kind of like football, because that's where they do, they multi-view. So we were watching four New Year's Eve things at once. One was like Chicago, one was the New York, one was Nashville, and one was, I don't even know where it was, some other place.

But my favorite part of all these, they're like going between them, it was just people being like, what do you think will happen in the New Year? and he's like, I think this team will win to Super Bowl. And it was like, oh, then like some drunk person will just yell something, people dancing and singing. But then, Pitbull showed up. Well, of course he did. Dalai.

Yep. And he did his dance. He did everything. He had his like, you know, the women dancing by him that were like twerking. He had the, uh, what are they called? What are they called? The women dancing by him. They can't know what they're called or if they got something, cats yowling.

And then the best part was after he does his whole thing, he goes, yeah, 2027. And then he pauses and goes, 2026. He's with me, though. Earlier on Geekenders on Friday, Dodger and I decided 2026 is like a rebuilding year. 27's when we're actually going to do a thing. the team's on a low point I'm with pit bull a team's on a low point

we lost a lot of key players we got to rebuild this year we're not we're not even aiming playoffs no we're not aiming for the playoffs we're aiming for a winning season that's it that's it I mean a winning season

would mean you're going to the playoffs but okay shut up we're not we're aiming for a 500 season all right that's fair which in case of the current NFL season you would go to the playoffs if you were the Carolina Panthers well it's not our fault the other teams are bad we're all rebuilding this year it's a rebuilding year we got to find a new

QB we got to find some linemen we got to rebuild a running back has a bad hip yeah we got to we got to rebuild so yeah watch that It was fun. Yeah, I don't know. I was like watching those shows. I was going to, you spot it, you brought the geekenders.

All I know is I open YouTube.com and I just saw Minotar milking books. Yeah. I'm going to let Dodge, I'm going to say, please go and watch that episode and let Dodger explain it.

Dodger came up with, Hey, Jesse, are you aware that there are a lot of books about milking minotar? and I was like, no, I was not aware. I am aware that on Amazon, there are a lot of romantasy books, and we've talked about it on this show a bunch.

But, yeah, Dodger let me know one, and then that took me down a rabbit hole, and yeah, here we are, talking about it on this podcast. And I must stress, just go watch that one and let Dodger explain it because I refuse to delve into that world. It's not happening. Although I will say, I'm being informed a great, deal about

Romantic books these days and ladies y'all perverts just next level perverts the things I am hearing and I'm like

no way no way a woman author wrote that and like yes way they did and yes way it is absolutely the like there's not an idea and a man's head that is more perverted than what is in those books

written down and then sold it's crazy dude and I've also discovered every single we were writing the money when we made our like goofy elf story before because every single one of them is the same right now I just

read like a little review of this book that apparently is very it's like a series it's very popular as far as I can tell it's twilight minus vampires but replace those with fairies Oh, okay

So it's like a girl who kills a wolf And because it was a magical wolf She's basically forced Into being a servant To the fairy lord or some nonsense And so she has to go to fairyland But all the fairies have masks

Because of a curse I don't know I just skimming But it's one of those things where Will they fall in love Won't they fall in love He's mysterious And she's just plain

and normal. It is so twilight-coded the entire thing. And I'm like, that's all these books. Except someone was like, I don't like vampires. They're not sexy. But I do love fairies. That's pretty much what it is. Replaces, yeah, minotars, centars, whatever mythical creature, cyclops, you know,

whatever you're into, just replace it. The only difference is there's two types. There is the slow burn, which is they will not do it until the last book, which is one type of style of writing it. And that's very twilight coded. As someone who's only seen the last movie, but

read online everything else, you know, I get what going on there. And this one, from what I can tell, is also a slow burn, where it's like, will they, won't they? What is love between a lady and a fairy? That kind of thing. But then there's also

books where it's like the crow lord. And it's Crow consort repeatedly double team this girl and she's super into it but he but she's like a slave for their love and you're like oh all right then that's the other version which is very popular on TikTok they love talk they'll make a video like I don't know if you've seen these it's one where they try to do it as a bit but it's clearly advertisement where this girl will come in to be like hey do you have that book that's about this weird thing and this weird thing and then someone will be like oh yeah and then they'll go to the bookshelf that

it's on show you the book long enough for you to see the title and everything and then the girl will be like wow thanks and then that's the end of the ticot but it's like no you're just trying to sell this damn book that's what that is and so that's what i am fool in on romanticcy ticot i watch so many of those ticot because i'm obsessed with the fact that it is absolutely lady porn. 100%. Yeah, I mean, it's just like the modern version

of the old erotica. I remember seeing in like the grocery stores with like Fabio on a ship with like that. Yes, yes. It's just those, but like modernized because they're like, what if minotars

instead of Fabio? And what's crazy is even then guys were stupid enough to think that like ladies just love really and these sappy stupid love stories when really they were like her glorious mounds quivered as he pressed against them with his like bulging like you know like just crazy shit and that's again i don't think general public men i feel like we do because we

associate with absolute pervert women constantly but general public men i feel like don't truly understand what's happening behind the scenes with the ladies and it's hilarious to me men don't understand a lot. Agreed. Absolutely agreed. Yeah. Like um, oh my God, just like, just the fact that guys will just be like, I sent her a picture of my dingle

and she didn't say it. It's like, can you find anything within like any of these Romantici books where they're like, the Minotaur sent me a dick pit? Like no. I honest I honest to God think it's guys are like, yo,

I love the idea of a girl's sending me like some tits or something that's so hot yeah so i send her dick equally hot which is not it's just not yeah and yeah i don't know any woman who's like thrilled about that unless potentially you're already a relationship and there's some emotional connection there otherwise most women are like please don't or like uh the guys that'll comment on Instagram or anything be like you are beautiful please DM and it's just that's never happened in any of like a like twilight or something it's like oh man I got this creepy DM from this random guy you imagine modern day twilight was her in school and she like posted it in

Instagram then like the vampire slid into the DMs like hey girl you're pretty hot and then sent her a picture of a shiny dick it's just sparkling like water it That would be pretty funny. That would be amazing. I'd be like, if this works, it's just because he's a vampire. There's no other reason. Because, yes, absolutely dude sliding into DMs does work sometimes. The thing is, I promise you they're like basketball players or rap stars.

They're not your normal guy. Like celebrities or like rich people or like something. They've got something going forward. Yes, there has to be a shock factor to it. I imagine women. in general on Instagram, especially the ones who post absolute thirst traps, get so many DMs from guys that unless it's like, you know, you get hit up by someone who actually is a name you immediately recognize, you will never respond to those. Oh yeah, not at all.

I mean, I wouldn't either. I wouldn't respond to them. Me? I get, yeah, my, my Instagram is mostly dudes being like, yo, you're hot. Which by the way, thank you. But secondly, I get it. Ladies, I get it. It's too much. Yeah. So, really just the general man is dumb. Is what this boils down. I think we've, I think any listener to this show has established that years ago. That's true.

Even I established that. I was like, men are just dumb. Yeah. Yeah. As one agreed. Um. Oh my God. Dude.

I, um, I went to. like a January 1st, I didn't like a New Year's Day party thing. And it basically, Alex was like, hey man, come on down to my sister's house. I'm staying here for the day. I'm going to make burgers. I was like, hell yeah, I'm totally in. Man makes a mean smash burger. I was like, let's go.

Roll on down. Little did I know. I get there. It isn't just like his sister and brother and him and his wife. It's his whole family. He just showed up for their family reunion. Dude, yes. Yes.

I assumed there could be other, you know, like friends I knew or whatever. No, it was all his family members. And I realized in that moment, I think I'd get on better with the elderly than anyone else. I rolled in and had so many conversations with 70 plus people that I have never met in my entire life. We're talking about life in the Air Force. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I grew up in their right. had Air Force Base. They're like, oh, so suddenly they care. I was talking sports with one guy, like his dad and I were talking about like going to Toronto and I was absolutely just in my

element. And I realized like, oh, this is, this is it. I could do well at a nursing home. I really could. I'd be like the king of the nursing home. I was like, oh, my God, this is everyone here. They're hanging on my every word. I was like, this is great. It's like a Simpsons bit Like Homer Like actually that kind of was a Simpson's bit Where he like takes the spot from that guy living at the nursing home or whatever And he's like and here I am using my legs like a sucker

And they're like he poking him up to like random shit That's what I'm saying That it is I was thriving I loved every minute of it I think That's another great tombstone quote as well Just I'm king of the nursing home

Or I would be king of the nursing home I felt it. I loved it. I believe it in my, in my core. I did want to bring up a thing where, oh, by the way, right before filming this, dude. I'm walking through the hallways of the office here. And it's, you know, it's a Sunday. No one's around.

And I hear from behind me like a, like a, like that. I'm like, what the hell? But for some reason, I don't know, I don't know what was in my head. But I think it's because I read an article on Reddit about the game PT, where they were talking about how the ghost in that game, part of it is how it's like always kind of stalking you, right? Right. And they found out by looking at the code that the ghost is always directly behind you in the game,

but only sometimes when you turn around is it there other times it literally is always behind you so if you turn around it's still behind you like that kind of thing alright now I don't know if that's what got in my brain but something said don't turn around

you just keep walking and so I just kept walking and then I would hear which was not cool finally I get to the door of the office and I go to unlock it and that noise instead of going

becomes like someone's ringtone or something but it was playing like a Latin salsa beat like that you know that the ringtone it's like ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding that ringtone and I still was like

not turning around and I open the door closed it and we have like a window looking out into the hall I turn around and look through the window no one comes by dude and I was like no I'm not messing with that Latin salsa ghost no thank you

so I just what about my day and it's just a weird thing to have happened I don't know it's nothing to the one I wanted to tell you but I just thought of it

right now that is really weird yeah I don't know I don't know if they were whistling to me there are other people here in the building that live here

that don't work here there's like three I don't know how many units there are in this office but there's like three people who live here one of them owns

the building I think one of them is like the guy who cleans the building and then one is this husband and wife who have been here since it existed and I guess bought it and everyone else here

across the way for me right now are two pro basketball players who have a podcast what? There was this office unit that had a bunch of sports memorabilia on the walls but it always smelled like weed and I couldn't figure out

what was like do they sell weed and just enjoy sports or are they in sports and just enjoy weed. Well, now I have an answer. They are in sports, but the gimmick of their podcast is they smoke weed and talk shit about sports. Sports?

Sporks? They hate sports. They hate sports. Just be a fork or a spoon. I think it's like up in smoke or something, like all that jazz. It's something like that. And yeah, it's like two, I think, former basketball players.

All the smoke? I think that's what it is. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. All the smoke. Let's see, who is it? Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson? Yeah, they're across from me.

Damn, that's pretty wild. Yeah, so, I mean, like, this is, like, a, it's, the office I have is, like, in this weird space in L.A. Where it is, there's nothing else here. There'd be no reason to come back here, but a lot of creative spaces are here. I see. And so, but then there's just this couple that lives here. So, I wonder if it was one of them?

I don't know. I don't know. It was really weird. And I was like, okay. because there was no one of the parking lot outside I was the only person here on a Sunday I think if you think about this logically right

I think it might be the ghost of the green cheetah probably yes because I've always said I've always said the green cheetah is going to do a little like yeah and then salsa dance exactly I could see that app

I could see her salsa dancing yeah of course you would yeah Of course you would. The only thing was putting gum on my door for no reason. Oh my god. This is like not even related to gum, but gum made me think of food. So for New Year's, I always like olives.

We make like a charcutory board. You get like your cheese. You get your like nuts and crackers. Sounds delicious. We get olives. But at the store, all of the olives were just stuffed olives. and I just wanted like normal-ass olives, right? Couldn't find any in the can, or you were trying to go like, I want the real deal?

Like, I just want an olive. Like, nothing happened to it. They didn't pit it. They didn't stuff it. Just like an olive. And they're like, with the seed in it. Yeah, with the pit. Right.

I want that in there. And so, dude, I swear that they're like pimento stuffed olives, red pepper stuffed olives, garlic stuffed olive. It was like pimento cheese stuffed olives. I was like, I don't want this. Like, and then I went to the olive aisle, because this was like in the deli section where they had like some of it. And I was like, okay, maybe over here. And then they're in the jars. And it was just all more of the same.

And then I found one, there was one jar that had like normalized olives in it. And that was it. I was like, dude, like, do people really just love stuffed olives this much and they hate normal olives? Fantastic question. I wonder if maybe the reason why you're getting all of that has to. to do with the fact that perhaps those unpitted olives are coming from overseas

and the cost of shipping them into the United States now is too much? Like, I don't know. I don't know either. Although this says 11 years ago, why are green olives stuffed with fun food products and put into jars while black olives

are sold in boring canes? Someone just said I wasn't aware pimentos are fun. That's real shit. Pemento cheese, fun. Pimentos by themselves, not fun. Like, black olives are usually what they put on, like, pizza or, like, food things. So, like, I get that. I think green olives are easier.

It's basically, like, a little salty bite is why you would include it. Yeah. So, like, but, like, why are they just stuffing all the green olives? Let's see, why do we stuff green olives with pimento? Same reason we stuff jalapinos and other things, because Americans are like, if it don't got goop in it, I ain't going to eat it. I've heard so many people say that. In the streets, in the stores.

If it ain't stuffed with goop, I don't even want it. Get it out of here. You got to eat at a restaurant. Like, how much goop is in this item? They're like, oh, we really shove goop in there. They're like, oh, yeah, bring it out. you make fun but replace Goop with

insert cheese or meat or whatever that is real things people like how much is actually in here that's true yeah I mean we got like cheese stuff crushed we got

that's what I'm saying sauce and now I honestly feel that way when I go to a place that does like breaded chicken of any sort where I'm like all right real talk how much is bread how much is chicken

because I'm tired of biting into like a chicken sandwich and it being mostly breading. That is the worst sensation of the world. I would like chicken, please. You're eating deep fried bread at that point. Yeah. No, that sucks. I hate that.

But I will say, go watch a bunch of diners, drivers, and dives. Most of those involve guy trying some weird thing, someone put a bunch of gunk into, then deep fried it. That is true, yeah. He's like, this is the best jalapeno, egg roll made with, Terriaki chicken I've ever had. It's like, okay, hi.

Just look at Scandal, the amount of like British stuff where they're just like, it's called gravy all over it. It's like swimming in gravy and they're just like, oh, that's an 85%. I'm just like, are you, is this insane? I like, what it does is it reminds you very quickly that a lot of this food

was designed to be extra tasty but not healthy at all because it's crap food. Like, you come. everything in gravy to disguise that it's bad. You deep fry a thing to disguise that it's bad. That's how it works. And that's, um, it's interesting because we're seeing more and

more of it, which tells me a lot about what's going on with food these days. Yeah. But now we're getting to the point where even the bad stuff costs a lot. That's the worst part. Yes, that's not cool. It's so funny watching them, um,

there's a McDonald's that I have to drive by every day. And I see Then the window, you know, they keep updating what they're trying to sell you. And one of them is like, get this $5 meal, one double cheeseburger, four nuggets, fries and a drink, five bucks. And I'm like, all right, you can do all that for five, but you're still going to charge $17 for a Big Mac meal. Get out of here. Get out of here. Do you.

I see, if that's the cost of all of that food, then how come everything else is so expensive? I do not believe you. This is a lie. What are we doing? It is so dumb. Speaking of dumb marketing, dude, oh my God. I don't know how much you listen to the radio. I will every once while turn to the car

and just listen to the radio while I drive. I heard the best commercial. I don't understand it. It was over, it was like right before New Year's, and they were still kind of doing holiday ads. And the one I heard was this company, like I don't even know, I guess, I guess it was one of those

buy our meals like one of those meal prepper things I genuinely not sure what they were actually trying to sell us but the way they described it was buy now for the holidays and they said

the reason why you want to buy now is because next year we're jacking up our prices because of tariffs and then they were like really trying to hard sell you on the fact that you need to buy it now because they had ordered more

because last year they sold that all of it seemed like a lie, you know what I mean? Like, they're like last year, we ran out. So this year we ordered more. But due to the tariffs, we have so many extra crates of our weird food supplement that we need, we're going to buy one, get one free for you this year.

But you got to buy now because on January 1, the price is jacking up because the tariff. sounds like none of this makes sense it's every buzzword that you've ever heard crammed into one like buy our crap meat it was very weird and I've never heard a hard sell like that in my

life over the radio that is that is actually insane yeah they were really just like remember if you don't buy it now next year it'll be twice as expensive and I'm like I don't believe that I genuinely don't believe that

Yeah, I don't believe it either It sounds like they're just making shit up Just to feel like It probably will go up So you really shouldn't do it Yeah, there's no way If they're trying to buy one, get one They're definitely not going to raise their prices next year

To me that rings as No one's buying our terrible product Please buy it We're threatening you with price raises Yeah, no If nobody buys it now We're gonna jack the price up Really high

That doesn't make any sense any sense at all, especially since they're like, this shelf stable food will last up to 20 years. It's like, okay, so you have 20, just keep it in storage until someone buys it. Yeah. Like I do not understand. Logic made no sense. Well, I mean, the people usually buying those things aren't really using much logic anyway, so it's probably working out pretty well for it.

Yeah, yeah. I've heard some wacky radio ads We got like more Midwest fun ones Like there's like furniture stores where he's like You can buy the new The sofa That's pretty neat to sit down on Like that type of thing

I hear these sofas are real neat And they'll be like Hey Jenny do you want to come over and see my new bed And she's like Rob what are you talking about And he's like I'm just saying I bought a new bed from the place over here. She's like, oh, I thought you were talking

about something else. And he's like, no, get your mind out of the gutter. That is extremely Midwestern humor. I love that. I love the like, we got away with something. It's like when they used to have ads for Sofa King. Oh, yeah. He's the Sofa King.

And Sofa King, cool. That is pretty good. They're like cheesy. They're getting away with it. Yeah. cheesy but fun. They know what they're doing and everyone's in on the joke.

Yeah. Yeah. Otherwise you just get a bunch of like radio ads that are just like, do you have sleep apnea? Come to us. Do you have some sort of illness?

We'll take care of you. Or like, car ads. It says an awful lot that most of the ads I hear on the radio are like, Zipa is going to help you. Stop snoring.

Or like, hey, do you need something to clean your apneal machine? I was like, oh boy, we're all falling apart. This is bad news. This is bad news country. To be fair, I think some of it is people were already falling apart. They just didn't know how to fix it. Now they know how to fix it and they want to make money by Right. That's probably true. Yeah. There's also a lot of car dealerships where they're just like, hey, it's me. Jim Bob Jimmy from

Jimmy's Jim Bob Ford. Come on down and we'll get you the best Ford around. It's been in my family for generations and personally I'll take care of each and every one of you. They have jingles? Do all them have jingles? Oh yeah, they always got some thing where it's like shop Jimmy Ford and we'll get you the Jimmy Ford deal. It's always just great

something like that. Yeah. There's a oh my god one is Hawk Auto like a like a bird and it goes hawk auto dot com. No it does not make any bird noises. Just hawk I'm not cop

My favorite one here is it's like No, you won't get a lemon At Toyota of Orange That's a good one Yeah Good stump Let's see There's

Or they'll just They'll have like The family thing Like I said They'll be like Hey come on down here I've been to selling cars For generations

And my father's also been doing it We care about each and every customer. And I'm just like, no, you don't. Like, don't lie. Just come up with some shitty-ass jingle that can get in my head. That's your best bet. I don't need you to sell your family to me. Sell me a jingle.

Yeah, sell me a jingle. There's some, there's Bob Roorman. He's a big one for a while here. He'd be like, Bob Roarman with a lion. Although people said he was a dick. Well, I believe that. Yeah. I mean, he was a car dealer, so I mean...

Yeah, that's like the guy in New York, he used to be like, these deals are huge! And everyone was like, this guy's an asshole, but his commercials were great. I love them. Yeah, there's got to be some fun car dealers, like, all over the play. I wonder what they're like in Hawaii or something, you know? Oh, my God, you know they're going to...

It's going to be, like, how lower our deals? Aloha. Like something like, you know, there's got to be something. It's got to be. Like, what about Canada? They just like, oh, come on down, eh? You know, it's snowing out, but, you know, we got something to help you get around. I have to.

In my perfect Canadian dream, they're like, our deals are affordably, so, uh, come on down if you need a car. If you don't, that's fine. Say hi. We'll be here, waiting. There's like some Canadian people like, wow, he got pretty, aggressive in that ad, but, you know, I guess I'll go check them out. That was a hard sell, eh? Oh, my God, or they get, like, uh, sports people or like other radio people.

They'll just be like, hey, it's me, uh, Gary from the, like, NHL games you've been listening to. And I go to Jim Bob Ford all the time. Go get your, tell them Gary sent you. They say shit like that. Like, tell them I sent you. Like, what? But, you know what's better than car dealership advertisements? Our advertisements, that's right.

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There's something this guy on the crowd outside traffic out there. Oh, man, traffic is actually clearing up a bit now that everybody's going back to work and school and stuff like that. But, you know, there's still going to be traffic. That's just the way it is. Also, I just realized that games done quick is starting up. So that's pretty fun. I'll always put that on at nighttime or something. I'm excited.

Yeah, they're playing like, you know, Earthworm gyms. toothbrush adventures, some shit at like 2 a.m. And I'm like, hell, yeah, let's watch this. Uh, back to you. Thanks, Crendor. Now let's go to Crenna at the Weatherdesk. How's that weather? Weather.

Weather. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Weather is here. Uh, all right. Let's see what we got. I'm going to hold down the old weather. We got some requests, and we have landed on a request for York, England. I actually We went on holiday back in September with my parents and saw many interesting museums,

walked around city walls and so on. However, more importantly, I went to several restaurants so can give my review. Scoring system is as follows. Oh, my God. They wrote like an entire journal entry of restaurant reviews. Hell yes. Give me one of them. Let's see.

Let me check. We got 8 out of 10, 6 out of 10, 6 out of 10, 7 out of 10. Which one do you want to know? The eight out of ten, what's the winner? All right, the winner is Lucia. It is mostly Italian restaurant, very strong, dark blue, pink aesthetic, also bigger than it appears, occupying three conjoined buildings around an alcove with a second floor. Busy, too, so the downstairs was full.

As such, we were the only people sat upstairs. On the one hand, it was nice and quiet with the atmosphere of a busy restaurant below. On the other hand, it felt slightly odd because we were the only ones there. However, the waitress we had up there was friendly, and the food itself was very good, though none of us had much stereotypically Italian food apart from the garlic flat bread starter I had pork belly

with spinach mashed potato red wine overall very tasty big chunk of belly pork if I had a nitpick I could have done a bit more fat on the belly pork so it was just a bit that's the best bit IMO however mashed potatoes were good they put some sort of seasoning

in it not sure what it was worked very well with the wine juice I'm gonna absolutely have to disagree on this. I hate when there's too much fat on pork belly. Damn, I'm not a big pork unless I'm eating like pulled pork or something.

Sure. I'm not a big pork person. I'm not like a big fat person in general. I just, I like my meat's lean. I agree. I don't. That's why when we eat steak night, while we get the New York strip and then Toaster Woman likes more of the fat bits

so I like cut it down the middle and she gets the strip parts and I get the non-strip parts. Solid relationship right there. That's a winner. That's how you do it. Kids, that's how you do it. That's a relationship right there.

I'm looking at Lucia, food looks delicious. The decor, there's a giant pig head for some reason, like a bronzed pig head. But yeah, it looks as big as stated, but also absolutely delicious. And I think I see the upstairs area, and I agree.

It would be jarring to just be up there by yourself. However, there is one video on here, Crenorf, you go look up lucia york england there's one video where you think it would be someone showing you what's going on there but it's 22 seconds of just still images of what i'm going to assume is just york in general and one of the images is just straight up frost morn from warcraft in fact i believe it's the the thumbnail of the 22 second video i think they went to a store that just sells frostboard.

I don't, I literally don't understand. But yeah, that's on there. But the pizzas look good. The fish looks good. All the desserts look good. Yeah, I can see this being an 8 out of 10. Damn.

Look at that. Good review. Good review. Well, the weather there is currently. Oh, that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Feels like 25. Winds at 6 miles an hour. Air quality is good.

Pressures, 29.81 inches, visibility 8 miles, sunrise, 8.21 a.m., uh, well, 821 a.m. Sunset, 356 p.m., moon phase, waning gibbis, and dew.2.25 humidity, 81%. 10 day. Yep, p.pap, p.m., partly cloudy. Tuesday, 40, cloudy. Wednesday, 37, partly cloudy. Thursday. PM, showers. Friday, 38 a.m. rain and showers. Saturday, 38 p.m. showers. Sunday, 43 with showers and Monday, 43 with showers. Really, just, you know, 40s with rain, pretty much. So, England. Gotcha. Yeah, okay. I must stress, right next to Lucia, I don't know how we don't have information on this,

is a place called House of Trembling, oh, sorry, House of the Trembling Madness. What? Exactly. And it is a pub that is serving pub food and has a bunch of booze, like a lot of booze, but all such a couterie stuff. It looks, the boards look delicious. There's some meats and stuff on here that I would devour. But also, the place itself looks like it is from, I'm going to say, 1610. It looks old. There's a bunch of dead animals on the walls. But then also, I don't know if it's attached to it or next door, but there's just a store called cats. Cats. Maybe it has more than a name of cats, but they sell handmade, limited edition, York Cats.

And apparently they're all black-like cats, like little figures. You think it's run by cats? At this point, anything's possible. I found a place. called cock and bottle. I saw that

originally and was like hell yeah and that's yeah that's just a nice looking pub

yeah what is this street dude next to the house of the trembling

madness is also the trembling madness apartments get out of here what do you mean

the trembling madness apartments the trembling madness apartment what do you

mean and then next that is evil eye which is a bar what this is

what is this street I love this trembling madness the pyramid gallery what is it the pyramid gallery I don't know maybe it's a gallery of pyramid pictures it's not it's just an art like

consignment gallery this is wild and then on the same street is five guys of course But then there's the fat hippo Right next to it You're telling me they managed to fit in five guys

In between Fat Hi House of Trembling Madness and Evil Eye Get out of here Fat Hippo is a burger place And let me tell you those burgers Some of them look delicious And some of them are one of those Like we put everything on the burger

Hell yeah The American way Yeah But they have fried pickles And those look good It says that they ate at the fat badger well that's okay that's almost there almost yeah this place got some crazy places

they have a Japanese print shop what is going on in York York is out of control yeah this place is crazy yeah all right that's fun yeah look at York yeah there's the weather okay let's go to sports Sports, sports, sports, sports, sports. Currently in sports, we've got NFL scores. Final week of NFL football before the playoffs.

We had the Seahawks beat the 49ers, giving them the one seed in the NFC. The Buccaneers beat the Panthers. However, the Falcons then beat the Saints. And in terms of tiebreakers, that allows the Panthers into the playoffs, because the NFC South is a three-way tie currently and the Panthers had the best official records. So the Panthers are in the playoffs. Texans beat the Colts, Jaguars,

beat the Titans, Giants beat the Cowboys, Vikings beat the Packers, Browns beat the Bengals, commanders, Eagles currently tied. Patriots beating the Dolphins, Rams beating the Cardinals, Chiefs, Raiders tied in a meaningless game. Broncos beating the Chargers, lines beating the Bears and the Jets are losing to the bills. But the big game is tonight.

Where it's Raven Steelers, winner goes to the playoffs. Loser is a loser. Raven Steelers, my favorite matchup, which means the Steelers will probably lose. They probably will.

Yikes. And so it'll be fun. We got playoffs next week. Over in, I clicked on baseball. That's not happening. Hockey, we've got the,

let's see, how we're looking here in the conference. Tampa Bay Lightning up top with the Canadians Red Wing Hurricane and Islanders all at 50 points or more. Meanwhile, in the Western Conference, you got the Avalanche at 69 points. Nice.

Actually just dominating the entire NHL. The Colorado Avalanche have played 40 games and have lost two of them. That's insane. Two. The next closest is the Dallas Stars who've lost nine games. And they're second right behind them with the Minnesota Wild. Also at 58 points. They've lost 10 games.

So it's probably just going to be those teams at the end. And then in basketball, we got the pistons in first with the Knicks and the Celtics right behind them. And we've got the Thunder in first with the Spurs and the Nuggets right behind them. And of course, then we have the Olympics starting in quite literally one month. Let's go. Woo! Yippee! And let's see any other sports popping up here on the. this thing.

I'll give you like a random one. Looks like the Real Madrid has beat Bettis. Whenever you say Bettis, I think of Jerome Bettis from the Steelers. And I don't know what that means. I know Real Madrid, but I don't know I don't know what Bettis is.

Yeah, I don't know either. It could just be, Jerome is like I made a football team. But they told me it's soccer, so I guess is what I'm doing now. Oh, we had college football playoff bracket where Oregon is going to be playing Indiana, and then Ole Miss is playing Miami. Both Georgia, the three seed, and Ohio State, this two seed, both lost. So that's pretty funny.

So there we go. That's sports. Speaking of nerd sports, games done quick at 315 my time is doing a cat. So I love when people do something insane. Like, speed runs are great. I love watching speed runs. But insane speed runs are my favorite. And at 315, which you probably by the time you hear this,

we'll have to go back and watch a Vod. And they do it on YouTube, but you could go to the stream as well. But it is for Super Mario World, but it spelled backwards? And I was like, what does that mean? Apparently, it is a Super Mario hack that puts Mario at the end of every level. and he must make his way back to the beginning. I love that. I will be watching.

That is actually really funny. I got to watch that too. Yeah, that's awesome. There you go. Watch that. Yep. All right. What's our fact of the day?

He's turned into a dwarf. That's all right. I did. here down in the mines we love to get our facts of the day our rocks of the day well today's rock of the day is

yes it's possible for cats to be allergic to humans and each other I think it's possible for everything to be allergic to everything you know what I mean yeah I think so I believe that cats can be allergic to like I watch the Matrix

Agent Smith hates the way people smell. I feel like if a robot can hate it, a cat can. That's true. In fact, I hate the way some people smell. Touche. You probably know someone with a cat or dog allergy, but pets can also be

allergic to us. Allergies caused by overreaction of the immune system to a substance such as pollen, peanuts, or pet saliva. Just like humans, animals can have allergies to a variety of substances, and although it's rare, some pets are allergic to our dead skin cells, known as dander. Different pets can be allergic to each other's dander.

Common allergy, Simpsons, because symptoms include breathing difficulties, skin irritation, and more. If you think your pet may have an allergy, seek your vet for advice. There you go. I get that. Yeah. You know what? If people want to treat their pets right, take them to the vet, y'all. Yeah.

Take them out of vet. Take him the vet. Take those guys to the vet. Damn it. Yeah. There we go. Okay. Let's come to us with tears in their eyes.

We got tears. Dear illustrious sirs, with tears and my eyes, the pain of retail in my soul, I beg of you. Do either of you have a favorite seasonal candy that only appears around Christmas? I observe that despite tasting the same as regular product, the Christmas tree-shaped snack cakes are way more. popular product. Personally, I enjoy candy canes, but after two or three, I'm over it. My one treat, I'm not big on candy, but I will say my one holiday treat is when they break out the, like, spiced flavors of ginger ale, or the cranberry ginger ale.

That's the winner. For me, that's what falls about. I got to have my cranberry ginger ails. That's where it's at. Or they have, like, spiced ones now. those are very good. That's what I like. We really like the butter cookies,

like the Danish butter cookies. Oh, they come in the tin? Yeah, the tin ones. The tin that you then put your sewing stuff in like every grandmother before you. Yeah, I can't throw away the tin. It could be used for something. I love that.

Oh, you know what? At the grocery store, they have like mixed nuts and bags and stuff. And every Christmas they have like holiday nuts. And so the only thing it's different is that instead of raisins being covered in yogurt, it's cranberries, but I'm pretty sure the rest is the exact same.

Those are delicious. I like that too. Yeah. There you go. And then, Dear Lustry, sirs, I come to you with tears in my eyes and eggnog in hand and ass. Dude, eggnog. Do you think the greatest day of your life has already happened or is it yet to come

if it has what happened on that day? the greatest day of my life you should probably go first on this uh yeah i mean you gotta obviously you can go with like numerous things of like getting married i was about to say but what one will you go with um i mean you could also i can also put like you know various times we like you know like the day we met or like the day uh you know like there's a lot of different what things you go with that i don't know I'd have to, like, sit down and think about it. Somewhere tosts nearby, like, the day we got married, just say that.

Just say that. Just say that. Well, I mean, the other things would be, like, the day we met and stuff like that. Oh, that's very cute. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. All right, yeah. It would definitely be one of those.

But then I would also say that, like, it's impossible to be like, is this, is the, is the, they yet to come or whatever? Like, I don't know. It could be like having a kid or something, right? People always say that's like the best. So I don't know. I feel like it's hard to just predict that. That's, you know what?

That's fairly nice. I think he was trying to make us do like a judgment call or they were trying to make us do a judgment call. But I would say for me, I think maybe my, well, all right, the best day I've ever had, I don't think I can talk about. I don't think I can talk about it. But I would say that my best day hasn't happened yet. You know me. I'm an internal optimist, so I think the best is yet to come always. That's true.

You are a very eternally optimistic person. Even when I'm my most down in the dumps, I was thinking about this for a while, maybe like a day or two ago where I was like, even when I am at my lowest, still like, it'll get better. I never, there's never been a thing in my brain that was like, this is it, you're the worst, this is the worst, like, you're never getting, this is, it's just going to be trash from now on. Life sucks, dude. I'm always like, no, man, it'll get better.

The opposite of me. That's what I feel that way a lot. I'll meet people and they'll be like, how are you like that? Like, I don't, this might be what untreated ADD is. Where do you just forget all your problems, constantly because you're distracted by other things and you're like well it has to get better because I feel fine now which is probably not healthy I think that's I wouldn't even say that's ADD I would say that's just your mindset that's it could be propelled by that but I wouldn't say because

there's probably plenty of people that have ADD that are also depressed and negative you're probably right again I couldn't tell you why that's the case I feel like throughout my life i probably should have had plenty of reasons to be like a complete ass to everyone and i'm like no i want to be a cutie patootie and here we are yep what a quote um i want to be a cutie patootie and i'm fine with that quote it yep quote it up uh those are your dear ostries sir okay what is our big news story of the day big news story of the day big news story Story of the day. It's a Florida man.

Starting the year with a Florida man. Naked Florida man. Rob's meat market wearing nothing but face mask. Okay. All right. I love that he was like, let him see everything else, but not my face. Yep.

I ain't going to jail, but I do have some things I'd like to show the world. This robber is stark raving mad. A Florida man is accused of robbing a meat market while butt naked. Nearing, wearing nothing but a face mask, according to cops. Kobe Watkins, 24, was caught on security camera, making off with $1,000 from BJ's meat market in Lake City. Uh, he was completely nude except for a face covering. The naked, wait, they just said the naked?

The naked grabbed the money from a cash bun. box in the store. The naked. It sounds like a WB show. The naked. It's literally called the naked. Yeah, it's like this fall on the WB, the naked, when 20 adults are left on a small island,

with no one to control what they do. Everyone gets wild. But they have to wear face masks. Right. because COVID is still a thing in this world. Cops say that Watkins was unclothed, but he was not unarmed. Employees say he had what they believed to be a weapon covered with a cloth. Wait, so he was wearing a cloth?

As a face mask, yes. Yeah, but it was his weapon like in his face mask that? I don't even though. You're asking a truly great question. Where did he keep this weapon? He walked up. Where was that weapon kept at? Before he unveiled it, where was that weapon? Police responded to the supermarket and after forming a perimeter found evidence including clothing and other items believed to be connected to the robbery along his suspected route of travel.

Watkins was quickly located and arrested. Nobody was injured during the bizarre incident. Cops confirmed. Watkins was taken to the hospital for medical evaluation before he was. booked into the Columbia County Jail. He is charged with arm robbery, exposure of sexual organs, grand theft, and criminal mischief. Incidents like these are unsettling,

but our officers responded quickly, said the LCPD chief, Gerald Butler. We appreciate the swift assistance from the Columbia County Sheriff's Office. So that's it. Did we get like why he's doing it? Do we got like why he chose the meat market? I just, why do they do this to us every time?

Every time I'm like, okay, naked man face mask. Here's what I need to know. Why naked? Why face mask? What was his reasoning? Clearly there was a reason behind it. He didn't just say, you know, today I'm not going to wear a clothes. I'm going to wear a face mask.

I'm going to rob this place. Yeah. And they didn't even try to get that answer. And he chose the meat market. Why did he chose the meat market? Is this guy, does he have a sense of humor? Do you think like I'm going to show up there naked at the meat market? That's pretty funny.

Yeah, he just shows up like, here's my meat, give me money. That's what I'm saying. Like, there's a whole thing here, and they're like, no. Of all the times for punditry not to show up. This is one of those things where they just did the reporting, which I wish most news just did.

But of all the times, this is where we need someone to dig a little deeper. Exactly. Plus, there's a couple misspellings, and they said the naked. They didn't even do that. Well. This was reported in a Florida.

Is this a Florida newspaper? This is from the New York Post. Oh, Jesus. All right. Well, maybe that's why it's so bad. Yeah.

And that's your big news story of the day. All right. Well, that's it for us. Thanks so much for listening or watching. I've been enjoying this podcast in 2026. Maybe you're on flim flam or one of the other new things right now. I don't know. Maybe.

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