Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 494 - When Ai Art Becomes Art
Episode Date: February 2, 2026The boys are back and this time Jesse is pestered by bugs while Crendor exists in the frostiest, bug freeiest cold storm in America. Of course this somehow leads to talk about the upcoming game Mewgen...ics, insane pizza ingredients, and some guys Ai art exhibit that got eaten by someone. It's just that kind of show - an all new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50off and use code cox50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor and use promo code CRENDOR for up to 50% off. https://x.com/Axenor/status/1998714654969766179?s=20
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Hello, everybody. It's time for goes and Trent Dog.
In the morning.
In the morning.
Broadcastle live, live, live, live, live.
In four hour, 40 studio, recording.
Hello, is up and Gak, Crendor in the morning.
Hello, everybody like, 70.
I was over to Cax and Crenor in the morning.
Ah, it's cold.
So I hear, not here.
Here, it's delightful.
Ah, well.
But the rest of the country right here is a mess.
I feel like that's just an L.A. thing, though.
Oh, yeah.
For the most part.
Or just Southern California.
It was great.
I went out and got a tie for lunch with the parents.
Got like a delicious coffee on the way back.
Everything's great, man.
But no, tell me what it's like to live in the frozen north.
I mean, honestly, it's not even as bad here compared to some other places.
Like, pretty much all over the south are getting like ice storms.
Then the east is getting nice.
And then there's like snow lightning in the south too.
And then I saw like the northeast and the east is getting like a foot or two feet of snow.
admittedly, I, uh, I don't feel too bad for, you know, someone in Chicago or someone in New England or whatever.
You know, you knew what you were signing up for.
But if you're in like Alabama and you're getting blasted with snow, yo, my bad.
I feel, I feel for you.
That's what I mean.
It's like, I think it's worse for the, like Atlanta.
I think it's having like super ice storms.
It's like a lot of those.
Like here it was like, you know, uh, I.
I think the coldest it got was like negative nine with like some wind chills at like negative 30 or 40.
I'm not going to lie.
I walked to the gym wearing my normal hoodie without a coat on and that.
Again, like I said, everyone operating in that space of the northern half of the country kind of knows what they're in for.
They decide to live there and, you know, they're the guys wearing shorts in the blizzard.
Yeah, absolutely.
But if you're in the southern part, bless you.
You're in for a long week.
Yeah, it's more so we're just, this is just normal winter.
Like we've already had numerous snows of just like, you know, three to seven inches of snow.
We've already had, you know, cold days.
I mean, we get this like every year.
People are just like, Krendor, are you okay over there?
I'm like, yeah, it's just winter right now.
I'm good.
Same with earthquakes here.
People are like, you okay?
I'm like, yeah, man, I slept through it.
Yeah.
You experienced it enough.
It's kind of like, yeah, no, I understand what to do.
We're all good.
Yeah, plus, honestly, like ice, I think is worse than snow a lot of the time.
Like, because it's like weighing down trees and shit.
There's like trees exploding.
You see that?
Roof's collapsing.
Oh, yeah.
Like, mm-mm, no, thank you.
I did see the tree explosion thing.
That's wild.
Yeah, that was crazy.
See, that's the problem.
You're like, the cold invades the south, and that it's like, it's not,
You're getting like the weird hybrid stuff where it's like kind of cold, but it's also like warm and it's like you get the ice and then the ice is like rain and then the rain goes back to ice and it's just like all wacky.
Yeah, that's why they have like either the thunder and or lightning snow, which is basically a storm, but it's so cold that the water turns into snow.
Like that's crazy.
Yeah.
No, it's, uh, and honestly it's crazy how much of the country over here it's impacting too.
Just like seeing it all.
Yeah.
I will say the funniest thing I've seen so far is all the people in Florida who are like,
I'm just happy to be in Florida, where I don't have to deal with all that.
And there's like an alligator attacking a baby in the background.
You're like, right, Florida.
Sure, okay.
That's the thing is there, even though you can be where it's warm, like Florida or even L.A.,
you got to deal with other stuff.
Like Florida, you got the, you know, drug addicts and the alligators and, you know,
in Los Angeles, you have the plastic.
people and like weird Hollywood things.
And you would think because of that certain things wouldn't happen in L.A. and Hollywood, but
there are some problems that will never cease being problems.
Years ago at this point, my old apartment, I like went overseas one time and came back and
went to bed and I woke up in the middle of the night and they were like ants all over me,
right? Apparently they were doing construction at the end of the street and an ant, a massive
ant colony was built under it.
And the ants were looking for a place to go.
And so they went to my apartment complex and just happened to choose my side of the building.
And so they were everywhere.
It was the worst for like four or five days.
Just ants everywhere.
And I still to this day think about the sensation of like a hundred ants on my body.
Right?
And so today, this only happens in weather where it is like if it was snowing, this would not be an issue.
is what I'm saying.
And so today I found one ant on my arm and one on my leg from,
I assume either the restaurant we ate at because we were eating outside
or the coffee place that I went to because I was standing against the wall.
It was probably the coffee place.
And, you know, it's just two ants.
Nothing crazy.
Like, whatever.
But now my whole body has the sensation of if I feel anything, I'm like, that's an ant.
Oh, God, they're all over me.
It's driving me crazy.
And I've been that way for about 45 minutes.
And anytime I feel an itch or like any hair on my body move, I'm like, oh, so what I'm saying is, if I lived in the North, I wouldn't even remotely think that because I'd be like, they're all dead.
F them.
Yeah, that's true.
That is the nice part about the cold is that it's just the bugs and insects and shit die off.
I'm not a bug guy.
And even though scientists keep telling me that we need to have bugs and bugs are great, bees, shit.
Sure. I love bees. Bees are great. But all of their bugs, F them. I don't even like those guys.
I mean, as long as they're like living in the woods away from me, I don't care.
Sure. Yeah.
So once they get into your house or they start, you know, just like crawling on the windows and shit.
You're just like, get out of here.
I'm not a bug guy. I don't like them.
Yeah.
So yeah, that's the winter blast.
Doing all right.
Well, as long as everyone's safe and you're doing well.
Dude, in fact, later this week is going to get up to 31 degrees.
Heat wave.
Ooh.
Yeah.
I mean, genuinely, when you go from negative 9 to 30.
The water might start to melt a little bit.
Yeah, you might start losing some snow, maybe.
It's like when you think about it, that's the equivalent of going from 30 to 70.
You know?
When you think about it, yeah, when you think about it, and I'm thinking all right.
Yeah.
You know what?
What happened to you?
What a positive attitude to have?
Um, I guess.
I'm just saying, out of all the things you could have said,
that's the most positive outlook that's ever come out of your mouth.
Uh, you know, maybe you're right.
My God, 2026 is here.
It's doing a thing for you.
Yeah, and my hips are.
Right, but.
Um, but, where's the positive and a spin?
Spin it positively.
but
but at least
here
great see
did it
you did it
there we go I did it
how what else have you been doing this week
oh man
this week was cool I went to
the sort of
area of town I don't really go to all that
often up by Hollywood
the Scary Game Squad boys
and I went up to Blumhouse
to go play their new game,
Cri Sol, which is sort of like
Bioshock meets a horror game.
It's pretty neat.
I mean, the original Bioshock was kind of horary,
but this is a little more like,
I don't even know how to describe it.
Imagine Catholicism meets like Eldridge Horror.
It's very cool aesthetic.
It looks awesome.
One of the giant monsters that chases you
is basically a giant robot
with the face of Virgin Mary, which is absolutely crazy.
It's really, really neat.
So we went up there and we played that in a giant theater,
which is every time I go to Blumhouse, shout out to them,
they're incredible.
They literally have a theater room,
which I assume to screen the movies they make,
but every once in a while,
they invite us up to play a game,
and it's just straight up on the same screen.
And what a treat, it's great.
Playing that with the bass and the surround sound,
and there's very little actual, you know, controller lag.
It's wild.
It's an experience.
Anyway, while we're up there, oh, first off, every once a while, when I go up there, they'll give me like a gift,
and it's never anything that you would think would be normal.
All right.
Crendor.
Yeah.
I went up to a major motion picture studio place.
They gave me a gift.
What do you think that gift was?
I don't know
Some sort of statue thing
Nope
It was
Blumhouse branded pickleball rackets
That's you know
I would not have guessed that
No one would have
Not even us and we got them
It was so
I was like oh okay
Thank you
Which is
It's very funny
I don't think anyone else on earth
Has Blumhouse branded pickleball rackets
But um
I just
made me laugh. And so anyway, afterwards, Alex was like, yo, I know this burger spot up the
street, we should go. And I'm like, okay. So we go to this burger spot, which is right next to a
Warhammer slash magic shop. So we definitely went to the Warhammer slash magic shop.
They had way more Warhammer than magic. And they had things that I'd never seen before when it
comes like the old school Warhammer stuff. Like before they did the remodels of the plastic or
whatever. So they had a bunch of metal things. I was like, damn, okay. But the burger place,
I realized, I think I, we've talked about this before and I, I've said this before, but I always
have to be reminded of it. We went to this burger place and they're known for like their,
you know, smash burgers. And they have a way they make it. It's like this is a smash burger.
It's got the onions. It's got the sauce. It's got all the pickles. Whatever.
Instead of getting fries, I'm like a two burger guy now.
That's just how I roll.
I'm like, no, I don't want fries.
I'll do two burgers.
And I got one the normal way.
And then I got one with, it's just a hamburger, lettuce, tomato, nothing else on it.
Lettuce and tomato is fine.
It was delicious.
It was simple.
I loved it.
The one that was the way they normally make it, I was like, it's too much.
I can't.
The sauce and like all the onions and like the big pig.
I just can't.
I realized I'm officially hit.
Keep it simple stupid.
I don't need a bunch of crap on my burgers
I just need the meat, the bread
and maybe like a lettuce, onion, and
tomato and I'll be fine.
I mean, that's what I've always enjoyed.
It's the simplicity of the burger.
I had this rant the other week
on one of my things where I talk about too much sauce.
People put too much sauce on all these burgers and things.
Yeah, it was like gooping off the side
and I was like the sauce tastes fine, but it's like
I can't taste the burger anymore.
And when I tasted the burger,
Without all the sauce on it, it tastes so good.
I was like, the burger itself is delicious.
Yeah, sauce should just always come on the side.
Like, no matter what.
That should just be a thing.
Yeah, agreed.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
I've never been a big, you know, person of just like too much sauce or too much stuff.
Like, yeah, really just anything.
Because then one of the things is going to overpower the other thing, right?
So it's like, you just need a balance of ingredients.
Like, yeah, that's what it's all about.
I think I also realize that a lot of places use sauce to cover up how actual shit their food is.
McDonald's.
Like, there's just so many of them.
Plus, I mean, if anything, this ties more into your personality of, like, minimalist, the gang rid of everything.
I guess.
Like, I, you know, I like a good curry, and that's basically everything covered with a sauce.
I mean, that's true.
But I feel like in a curry, the sauce is the point.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's also true.
Because like you could put anything in the damn sauce and it tastes good and that's the point.
The sauce is the thing you're there for.
Yeah.
So really it's just dependent on the food.
I guess.
Yeah.
I mean, look, I know I'm a walking hypocrite in everything I do.
I just like certain things the way I like certain things.
Like a great example is the coffee that I got today.
For some reason, you know, I was like a big latte guy.
And then at a certain point I was like, I don't like all that milk in my coffee.
So then I discovered that this place near me does something called a Lamborghini.
Didn't know what this was.
It's literally just an Americano with chai in it.
So basically it's a coffee, but it tastes like cinnamon and it's delicious.
Interesting.
Isn't it a, I don't even.
Americano is just like watered down coffee.
Espresso.
Yeah, it's what they would make, you know, GIs or whatever.
It's basically for Americans because our coffee is different than, you know, European coffee.
Yeah, I see.
And so, yeah, it's just an Americano.
So it's basically just a black coffee, but, you know, espresso watered down with with chai in it.
And it tastes like cinnamon and it's super delicious.
And it's, you know what?
It works for me.
I mean, you just got to find, you just got to find what works for you.
That's what it's all about.
Yeah, before it was like, a simple vanilla latte is all I need.
And now I'm like, the vanilla's too sweet.
I don't like the taste.
It tastes artificial.
I hate that.
Dude
Honestly
So a few weeks back
I think this is what started it
A few weeks back
I started working out early in the morning
And
I have been doing it every single day since
Like
I'm up at five
And I'm working out
It's the first thing I do
Yeah
It's the first thing I do
And then I eat breakfast
And then I take a shower
And then I start my day
I'm usually off, getting stuff done at 8 a.m.
When do you...
Wait, hold on.
When do I go to bed?
Is that what you're asking?
Yeah.
I'm in bed by 9 and I'm asleep by 10.
I like scroll a little bit.
Damn, that's crazy.
Yeah, so I'm usually rocking seven hours asleep.
Maybe six and a half.
I mean, that's fine.
Maybe around 7 is still pretty good.
And I think it's like affecting my attitude about everything.
because if I work out in the morning,
rather than the afternoon,
which is what I used to do,
when I worked out in the afternoon,
sometimes I'd be too tired,
sometimes I would be like,
now, I'll do it tomorrow, whatever,
and I would have excuses.
In the morning, I have no excuses.
But in the afternoon,
I'd be working out to,
let's say, for example,
I would have a lunch,
and I'd be like,
well, I'm going to work out tonight
so I can get this thing for lunch.
Now, because I worked out in the morning,
I was like,
well, I worked out already.
I don't want to ruin that workout
by eating something stupid.
You know what I mean?
It's absolutely affecting me.
I mean,
is there ever been a time
where you were waking up that early?
As a teacher.
The problem is,
as a teacher...
You had to go teach.
Well, yeah, I had to go teach.
More importantly,
it's also when I was deep
into my wow addiction.
Because I taught
2007 through 2010.
And that's like
the height of wow addiction for me.
That is true, yes.
And so I would play way late into the evening and get maybe like five hours of sleep.
So waking up early was not smart.
But I had to do it for work.
So, yeah, I've never had the, oh, I slept seven hours and got a great seven hours of sleep.
And then went and worked out, which 100% at first I hated it.
And I was like, oh, my whole body, I just.
But now after I'm done, I'm like, I could tackle the.
world. Let's go, bros. It's a different vibe. It's very interesting. Yeah, it's, uh, I mean,
I prefer working out, not like right when I get up, but like a few hours after. Because I mean,
usually, uh, get up out of bed, throw on some workout stuff and immediately do it. I get it done
to the point where I will forget by like 1 p.m. that I had worked out that day. Uh, I mean,
there is something to where you're supposed to allow the first hour you wake up to like just
do nothing.
Sure.
I haven't.
I wake up, I drink some
water and I'm like, let's go.
I was looking, I remember reading about this.
Apparently there is
for people that, like there's
a lot of people where they're just naturally
normal people
of let's just like go to bed at 10, wake up
at 5, like that type of thing. But there's people
that have the
cry one gene,
which apparently makes your
circadian rhythm delayed.
So it's like
approximately 20%
of humanity are night owls
and might have that gene
maybe not, but like
and then there's like 5% are extreme
night owls which are the people at sleep
like during the daytime which I think is
crazy. I wonder
if I
put myself in that
category but I'm
actually just a basic bitch and have
a 10 p.m. bedtime. You know what I mean? Like
For years, I think I put myself in the
I'm going to stay up till midnight or 1 a.m. category.
And now I'm like, why do I do that?
I feel much more productive.
And you know me, I like to work.
So when I, it's like 2 p.m.
and I've done everything I need to do for the day.
It's like liberating, dude.
I'm over here just like,
I am the master of my universe.
I am unstoppable.
It's wild.
No, yeah.
I'm not like that.
Oh, I'm aware.
I just, as somebody who has, you know, back in like high school, I'd even go to bed at midnight, wake up at seven.
And then, you know, like in my early 20s, I would stay up until like 6, 7 a.m.
Wake up at like 2, 3 p.m.
And right now, I think I am in my sweet spot of like, I truly love going to bed at like 4 to 5 a.m. in that area.
And then I wake up at like 12 30.
You are that 5%.
Well, I'm like in the 20%, I would say.
5% is when you sleep.
I would imagine through the day.
I guess you can technically sleep through the morning.
I mean, like yeah, you're sleeping through the bulk of like when you wake up,
people are getting off of work.
I mean, I wake up at 12.30 at noon.
So I mean, not many people are getting off at work then.
I used to wake up at 3 p.m.
back in my early 20s.
That's what I'm saying.
Honestly, that felt terrible.
I didn't like doing that.
Now, did you have parents that would hound you?
Like me, whenever I would,
whenever I would go to bed late,
both my parents would be up so early
that it wouldn't matter when I went to bed.
I was waking up.
They were going to wake me up.
Which was the rootest shit
anyone has ever done to me in my entire life.
Literally like, get up.
They'd bang on stuff.
And I'd be like, I only got four hours of sleep.
Like, that's your prize.
Get up. I'm like, oh, ha, ha.
I certainly didn't have that.
No. In fact, I'd be like,
my mom would wake up at like 4 a.m.
and I would like talk to her a bit.
And then she'd be like, all right, good night.
See, different experience.
When I had to move home with my parents after teaching,
I would work on YouTube videos and it would be like 4 a.m.
My dad would wake up.
You're like, what are you doing awake?
Go to bed.
I'm like, yeah.
So, different experience, I guess.
that is definitely different experiences
plus like I always said my grandpa
he lived in 95
he used to go to bed at 1 to 2 a.m. every day
and he used to like work at Motorola and like do
electronics and shit and he would always stay up to like
1 2 a.m.
So I think if anything that's where I got it from
I believe that it's in your DNA
baby
I'm telling you are one of those like
if this was ancient times you'd be one of the night guards
you'd watch the camp.
Yeah yeah
Like, I think the earliest I would want to go to bed is like 3 a.m.
Like, that's the earliest I think I could do.
That's crazy to me.
I, there's moments at, even when I would go to bed late,
if I'd hit like 1 a.m., my eyes would be like,
what if I'd close right now?
Even if I had woke up at like noon that day,
the minute it's past midnight, my body's like,
no, it's time to for bad jesse.
I'm like, okay, body.
That's the thing is like people hear that I do that and they're like, are you tired? I'm like no
Like I still sleep seven to eight hours like I still that I feel fine. I'm not like like oh like everything's fine. I feel great
Yeah, you're just yeah you're that guy on the wall holding the torch knife. That's me wall door
Wall door wall door actually I feel like it'd be Crenwall
Crenwall yeah that's nobody gets past the Crenwall
First, you must get fast Crenwall to get the Crenthor.
Because I've heard there's a lot of people where I'm just lucky that I do this for my living and I can actually, you know, do it.
Because there's people that have this and they prefer to be up late, but then they have to wake up early.
So they're just in a constant state of just like, you know?
So I feel bad for them.
Absolutely.
That's, I'm so patient with everyone who has real jobs.
Yeah.
I get it.
I get it.
I was on Naomi Kyle's podcast this past week.
And she was like, so if, you know, one of those like lightning round things where they ask you a bunch of questions.
Yeah.
And she was like, so if you couldn't do, you know, content creation anymore, what would you do?
And I was like, if it doesn't pay, she's like, yeah, if it doesn't pay you anymore, it's like, well, I'd still do this.
Like, I'd still make videos and things.
It just wouldn't be as frequent because I'd have to.
work a real job. But at this point, I don't know what I do for a real job because I am such a
like baby boy when it comes to actual real work now that I don't know that I could like work for
the man. You know what I mean? Like I actively don't know what job I would have. That that would be
fulfilling enough that I would want to do it and not just walk into the ocean. Yeah. No, without a
doubt. I mean, I always said, I always mention your thing where you're just like, I just walk into the
ocean. I believe it. You would
just walk into the ocean.
Like I just, I wouldn't go back to
teaching because that is the most
underappreciated, underpaid thing in the world.
I wouldn't work in retail
because having done that, it sucks
ass. I like, the best
I could think of is I, like,
maybe become a baker.
Yeah. No, I'd have to
I'd probably have to like,
try to be a something other
career. Like, I'd try to be a writer.
I would go like full blown.
Like, I'd still create things.
I just, it wouldn't be as frequent.
But I'd, like, there's something in me that's like, I have to do that.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, that's what I was telling even on stream.
I was like, even if, like, everyone was like, you don't get paid for streaming anymore.
This is it.
I would still have the urge to be like, well, I'm going to play this game.
I should, like, stream it and talk to people I'm playing.
Yeah.
Like, I'd still want to do that.
And there's definitely plenty of people that would not do that at all.
The amount of people would be.
shocking to a lot of their viewers.
The amount of people would just vanish because it's a job to them and not like a creative
outlet.
Even back like years ago, like 10, 15 years ago, it was like still, there's still people
doing it more as like a hobby, like that type of thing.
But I feel like within the last like five to 10 years, it's really become like, I'm
going to grow up and be a streamer YouTuber.
I'm going to do this for a living.
How do I like figure out the algorithm to a point of like making so much or like milking every dollar you can out of it?
I honestly think it's the same thing as with professional sports player or a movie star, whatever.
People see the flaunting of wealth by a lot of these streamers and YouTubers.
And they are like, I want that.
Because everyone wants to be successful and have the ability to take care of themselves.
And a lot of people want the ability to like buy 18 cars.
and a yacht or whatever.
And they see that and they're like, oh my God, I want that.
And what they don't see, just like with sports stars and movie stars,
is the thousands and millions of people that tried to do that and didn't.
Yeah.
And it's like, you're more likely going to be that.
But like, I wish you luck and I hope the best for you.
But just be aware that most people aren't going to make it in any of these industries
because it's 90% fluke.
Yeah.
It's just one of those things where you have to be a realist about whatever you're doing.
Like even how I talk about writing, I'm like, I don't expect to become like a giant writer,
but I'm like, if that happened, that's cool.
But like you go into it just being like, I'm doing it because it's like something I want to do and it's fun.
And that's kind of what I do with YouTube.
I went into it just being like, this will be fun.
I'll try this out.
And then it just so happened that it took off and I got in at the right time.
Really, a lot of it's just timings everything as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
I mean, I'm very curious.
So we know a lot of people who became very successful, Northern Lion, off of playing binding of Isaac.
The new game that's coming out from McMill, the Mugetics game, having played a bunch of that,
it is phenomenal.
And I know because it's like there's going to be, like for example, it's, it's, you know,
a strategy game, but each character that you can create has so many different combinations
and so many different ways to play and so many different abilities.
And like, it's going to be one of those games that people are going to be finding stuff
out in for years.
And you know someone's about to make a career off that game.
Oh, yeah.
Without a doubt.
And so it's one of, yeah, it's one of those things where you're talking about timing.
This is one of those times.
Yeah. It does become harder than it used to be because now there's so much more competition of people trying to do that compared to years ago.
But I mean, it still is an opportunity.
Like if you're doing something other people aren't or you're just finding things that other people aren't finding or, you know, whatever it might be.
Like that's-
Same thing with a high tail, whatever this new game is that is basically Minecraft over again.
Yeah, that's blowing up as well.
That's another example of like, okay, there you go.
if you want to do it, now's the time.
Yeah.
I mean, there's opportunities.
It can be done, but you're absolutely right.
Everyone's doing it.
Just like with every game that comes out that's huge, everyone's going to try.
But that's how you play the game these days.
Yeah.
It's, it was interesting because even with wow, when I started doing my wow videos,
I remember it was Wrath of the Litch Kings.
You would think like, oh, man, that's peak wow, right?
Everybody's playing.
But I remember all the wow machinima YouTube people.
were just like, man, wow, everything's dying.
It's not worth making videos for this game anymore.
And I was just like, what are you talking about?
And then I just started doing it.
I was like the only one doing it.
So I was just like, shit.
And that's why you find success.
I mean, that's the big thing.
So for Final Fantasy 14, when I started playing at the beginning of COVID, right?
It was during that time that no one else was on board that train,
except for the people that had already been there.
So having a new voice with an already built in audience,
all those videos I made blew up.
up. And then everyone jumped on the Final Fantasy 14 bandwagon for like a good two years there.
And then it became harder to get in. But I was already in. So now I'm getting questions from
people about the game and builds and strategies for raids and shit. And I'm like, go talk to the
people that have been playing this for years who know way more than me. Please, I'm not the guy.
But because I got in when I did, people associate me with the game in a lot of ways. Yeah. I'm just
I'm playing for fun.
I'm not like hardcore rating.
I don't know all the builds and all the strats.
Like, I'm not that guy.
But I'm honored that you think I am, but I'm not.
Well, I think that's part of it too is that a lot of people prefer to watch somebody like you or they're just having fun.
Well, not like, you know, that's not like they don't think the other people are having fun.
But sometimes watching somebody do like, here's my meta progression or like IPVP is this one specific?
thing is kind of like a little too
specific and then watching somebody just have fun
and be like, wee, I'm having fun.
It's like, ooh, I like this because they're having fun and now
I'm having fun, right?
But I mean, that's the entrance.
That's the bear. It makes, it's game grumps.
They barely talk about the games
they play. It's a podcast with the game in the background.
Yeah, exactly.
And I love that.
And I think a lot of other people
love that. But I think you're more of the person
that gets invested in the game, so I don't think you like
it as much. I mean, I love,
I love listening to people talk and have great conversation,
but I also like playing games and like watching the story to a game.
But with that said, I'm not there for the, like,
my favorite games done quick games aren't necessarily the ones
where it's just someone beats a game fast,
or technically figures out a way to hack through a thing.
My favorite ones are the ones where it's like absolutely goofy.
There's a really great one from a few years back where this lovely streamer Adef plays the Ratatoui game.
But he and everyone in his couch dress up as chefs and the entire time are like, yes, chef, whenever they talk to each other, which is incredible.
They had one this year where it was everyone doing a Super Mario 64 challenge where they were trying to get all the stars.
But it's 70 stars with 70 speed runners.
So each one had to do a different level.
and they had like that is that's it's like entertainment for me
there's like a fine there's like a line between where it becomes too technical
and where it's just for fun and I want it I want to see the technical expertise
but I don't want them to focus on it you know what I mean like I love the idea of someone
being good at a thing but they're really creative in how they present it rather than
okay so you have to hold this plate and walk towards this door and if you hit these
frame at the exact right angle the I saw
Of the hypotenuse, you're like, oh my God.
Yeah.
It's, I mean, I think you also like the goofy.
Like you were mentioning, like watching them play the game.
It sounds like more they were having fun doing like goofy stuff tied into the game.
Yeah, yeah.
Like that's so a great example is when it comes to like game Grumps in Northern Line,
when you guys are having fun and being goofy with the game, I love that.
But when the game is just there and no one.
focusing on the game, I'm out. Does that make sense? That's what I mean. You're there because
the, because of the game still. Yes, yeah, yeah. I'm there for the game, but I'm there for people
enjoying the game. And when people are talking about or interacting with stuff that isn't the game,
I'm like, why even have the game? Like, I came to watch the game and you have fun with it.
And now I'm just watching you guys talk, which doesn't help me at all. But that's what I love.
Oh, I'm aware. Because, I mean, listen, I've got 600 and something out.
of PubG. All right. That game was the biggest podcast game.
Knowing the man, you would just sit out in the field waiting for the gas to push in or whatever.
And we would just sit there and be like, what's the deal? Right? You pull out the Seinfeld bit and just start ranting about stuff, talking about stuff. Because it was just like, it was fun. And I think that's what people like about
about Northern Lion?
Because I even, I was checking
like Reddit.
Somebody posted, why do you watch Northern Lion?
And the top one is just
99.9% of streamers have a shitload
of dead air, but Northern Lion never shuts up.
He's always trying to keep it entertaining.
So it's,
so that's another big thing, right?
And I think a lot of people underestimate
how important it is to not have dead air.
That is my biggest pet peeve
in all of entertainment.
think it's because I originally the very first job I had in the entertainment world was radio.
And that dead air is murder.
Like they will fire your ass for dead air.
And so I will say, like even on geekenders, there'll be times where I say a thing and I wait for Dodger to say a thing.
And she just goes, and I'm like, it might be three seconds, but in my mind I'm counting one, two.
I'm like, oh my God, talk, someone talk.
I'm just like, please, anyone talk.
And I don't want to keep talking
because I feel like if I do,
then I'm just taking over the conversation.
And I'm like, oh my God, just someone please talk, please.
Yeah, no, it's, I've done that on this as well,
like say something, something.
And then there's like two seconds of silence.
And I'm just like, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Like, you just start making noises.
Right?
You got to keep flowing.
Because otherwise, yeah, it's just like people hear that
and they think, oh man, this is
getting boring or like they're out of stuff to talk about,
this is whatever, right?
And then they click off.
Yeah, I mean, it's not their fault for thinking that.
But the thing is, I wonder if that's just the audience you've cultivated
or if that's people in general.
Because we can sit here and talk about how the attention span of Gen Z and Gen Alpha,
everything has to be quick.
But then I go watch streamers.
And they just, it's like,
silence for 20 minutes.
Yep.
I'm like, how the, you can't tell me, but maybe it's because chat and they're focusing on chat?
I don't know, but I'm like, you can't tell me that a younger person doesn't have patience.
I watch them, watch streamers.
Yeah.
It does depend on the streamer, I would say.
There's certain streamers where that is their thing is they barely talk.
Even, um, even just thinking like Crip, Cripp will just sit there and be like,
he did the build
he's supposed to do
I don't know
he did that
but also I think
Kruperian has a
older audience
yeah exactly
that's what I mean
I think it definitely
is but people also
expect that of them
while there might be
somebody that is usually
talkative
and if they're not talking
people will be like
what's wrong
so it depends on who it is
yeah
because I even in my stream
like people know
what they're getting into
with me I'm gonna play the game
I'm gonna be like
what the shit
I'm gonna
make weird noises and the hum the music
and then I'm going to go on occasional rants
about stuff and that's what you're
getting. And like usually
with you, they tune in, they know you're going to
play the game, you're going to get super
into the game to a point of probably
ignoring chat. You're going to laugh, you're going to
have a goofy time, you're going to be like,
what's this over here? And you're going to pick up an
item and be like,
what go? Gap, and then, you know, that's it.
I genuinely, the other
day I was playing one of those FMV games
and which by the way, oh,
my god, Krendor. You must, and I mean this, you must go find the game. Hold on, let me find
the exact name of this thing. Roommates, Romance, and Ringing Hearts. You know how most of the time
I play dating games that are like these Chinese FMVs that are really serious? Roommate's
Romance and Ringing Hearts is a demo for a game coming out in March that's Japanese. And this one,
my friend, is not serious. It is basically a live action anime.
where you play as this guy who is going to university in Tokyo
and you're forced to stay with your best friend who's like a girl from childhood.
And then another girl moves in.
And then like all of them are the goofiest characters.
And then when you play, there is, all right, so you know how most of these are like a scene plays and you do choices, right?
Yeah.
This is an actual game game.
point where in one of the scenes you have to clean your apartment and the way it works is you have to
you know kind of like quick time stuff but the people the actual humans act like video game
characters so the the your roommate the girl when you click for her to go somewhere she she moves like
an old school video game character she's like she like scoots across the ground her feet move
really fast and it does like a sound effect dude it's crazy and I kept thinking
about like this is this is the perfect game for Crendor he will love this shit um there's one class
that you like you can choose to either go to a class with one girl or go to a class with another
girl or say no and just go to your own class and you go to a class with this guy and the two of you
do not know what like the professor's writing and gibberish on the board and you're like I don't know
what any of this means it's so funny and I was laughing hysterically at it but I missed like
four raids dude I felt so bad I was
so invested in this game and it was only like 45 minutes but I was so invested I just missed
a complete like wave of raids so yeah you're right that happens to me yeah but I get it like you're
the person to get super into the game so it's just like you know you stop reading chat and you
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Oh, man, traffic.
Well, it's pretty bad.
As we talked about earlier, there's like ice and snow and stuff all over the place
and a lot of flight delays, a lot of travel delays.
So try to not do that.
Back mute.
Thanks, Crenor.
Hey, uh, by the way.
before we jump into weather, which we're about to.
Yes.
I want to give a shout out once again to our loyal weather reporter in the field.
Oh.
Who at every live show gives us a full breakdown.
Ah, yes.
Because now we have, I don't know if you've seen this.
I'd mentioned this before, but I forgot to link it to you.
So I'm going to link it to you again.
This incredible, it's a website that if you click it, it is.
visited places.com
there's a whole thing
but basically it's every
Cox and Crenor location we've visited
in order we've used
and visited them in.
Oh yeah, I remember seeing this now.
It is so cool
I must stress it continues to impress me
it also makes me realize that there are many countries
we have not visited.
That's true. There are a lot of places we have not
visit. Where's the people in Madagascar who listen?
We'd love to talk about you.
Yeah.
No one in Paraguay.
No one in French Guiana?
Just saying.
Latvia?
I know we got Estonians.
I know we got Lithuanians.
Where's the Latvians?
Yeah.
Where are they?
Surely there's someone and Bhutan listening right now.
Surely.
Sri Lanka?
Anyone?
Got to be at least one person.
Yeah.
But I love it. We visited 80 countries.
It's impressive.
That is impressive.
Look at it.
Oh, wait. I clicked.
Uh-oh. Did I mess it up? I clicked it.
And now it says 79.
Oh, wait, no. There we go. If you redo it, it was.
I was about to say. I don't think you can if you don't own the page.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That's pretty neat.
Yeah, it's very cool.
Thanks to at Axnor.
All right. So where are we going in? Weather.
Oh, yeah, weather.
We've got, let's see, we got a lot of weather requests today.
Let's see what we land on.
We have landed on Innsbruck, Austria, a city smack dab in the middle of the Alps,
full of rich history, but also pretty modern due to University City.
50 years ago, the Winter Olympics were here, so the Olympic Village was incorporated into a district later.
I go straight up the mountain right from my doorstep.
You know, what the heck?
So you can live in the former Olympic village?
I guess so.
Or like near it?
Okay.
Let's see.
So yeah, innsbruck, Austria.
We done Austria?
Check the thing.
Check the thing.
Yes, we've done Austria.
Okay.
Well, I'm sure we haven't done it many times.
That's fine.
Currently in Innsbruck, Austria, it is.
32 degrees Fahrenheit, feels like 27, winds at 5 miles an hour, pressure 29.39.39 inches, visibility, visibility, visibility, and a.
747 a.m., sunset 507 p.m. 85% humidity, 29% humidity, 29 on the dewpoint, zero on the UV index, and a waxing crescent moon phase.
10 day
Tonight
Tonight scattered snow showers
30% chance
27 degrees
winds light and variable
Monday 41 cloudy
Tuesday 42 mostly cloudy
Wednesday 44 cloudy
Thursday 40 am snow showers
Friday 42 parley cloudy
Saturday 41 partly cloudy
Sunday 40 party cloudy
And Monday 41
Partly cloudy
Seems like a pretty cloudy
situation over there
It does seem like a
cloudy situation
Let's see.
I zoomed in and I found Burger King right away.
That's honestly the first thing I saw too.
Which is so funny.
Just like,
yeah,
all right, cool, man.
Yeah.
But then there's Karafoo.
That looks pretty good.
How do you spell that?
I'm going to try and find that.
I don't know.
K-A-R-A-F-U.
Karafu.
It's very,
so it's a macha place.
Macha and coffee.
Oh, yeah,
And the reason I know that is because even though we're in Austria, in big English letters, it explains what this place is.
Oh.
Well, I'll do it.
Literally in the outside says, the green you've been waiting for.
The green you've been waiting for.
That is, okay.
What the heck?
But it looks like literally everything.
All right, I probably would hate this place.
I'm not like a huge matra fan, but it looks like everything is matcha.
Even the lattes are macha.
Oh, okay.
I mean, I like matcha, but I do think we're in a state of like over macha for fupupper
over macha fifying everything.
I can't even say it.
Yeah.
I mean, it looks, I will say everything there looks incredible.
But also, I'm just not a fan of macha.
Yeah, that makes sense.
We got burn work.
We got, it looks pretty good.
Cafe Glockin beer.
Oh, what that heck?
There's so many, like, gastropubs and...
Honestly, I'm so curious about this.
You know, the town itself...
Yeah.
It appears...
I'm not sure what the protocol for traveling between nations and Europe is all that much.
When I do it, I always have to have a passport just because I'm, like, not from there.
But I imagine if it's an EU thing, because looking at this, it looks like you could
drive from Munich right past this town and then down to Venice, Italy.
Oh yeah. Interesting.
I have no idea how long that trip would take, probably based on the fact that everyone in Europe
thinks America is huge, not as long as I think.
Yeah, that's true.
It explains so much about why I'm seeing so many like international cuisines, because I feel
like there's a lot of, like there's a lot of German cuisine, but then there's also things that
are like the Spaghetti Shack, you know, like, so I wonder if that's why, because it's like,
it really is like a very small kind of like, uh, it's almost like the, the panhandle in Oklahoma.
It's just kind of sticking out in between two other countries. Oh yeah, it's, that is true.
It's, fascinating. Fascinating. Because I was looking at this and I was like, looking at this town.
it seems quite small, but there's so many food places.
Like out of all the small places we've seen, I'll say medium-sized places we've seen,
the amount of food is insane.
It seems like every block has two or three restaurants on it.
Or coffee places.
Like there is next to Krofu is cater-noster coffee bar.
Boy, that's not how you say that.
And then right next door to that is Torto and right next to that is a whole other.
Like, there's so many places.
I wonder if it's the combination of their college university pound, they said.
Ooh, and there's casinos.
Yeah.
That's probably it.
Yeah, that's probably a lot of tourists.
And then it's probably got like leftover Olympic stuff.
You know what?
Yeah.
So, I mean, I'm just looking at it.
Half the city is an airport.
Oh, yeah.
I see that.
And then another half is like, I don't even know what is this?
Do you see how in part of the city?
You know how there's green and that's mountains.
And then part of the city is like, I guess that's still mountain?
It's like tan.
Maybe that's higher elevated mountain.
That's got to just be the higher elevated mountain.
I mean, it is right next to the Alps.
That's what I'm saying.
So this is like, oh, you know what?
So then it's 100%
This is like, we're going skiing.
This is the tourist town.
Oh, yeah, I bet it does have stuff like that.
That explains why there's so much food
because as someone who's never been skiing but has many skiing friends,
all they do is ski for like two hours,
then eat themselves silly.
Yeah, that checks out.
Oh, yeah, there's some skiing stuff.
I see it now.
I'm just still shocked by the amount.
Again, I guess it makes sense.
If you're up higher, there's going to be cold stuff.
But like, it's fascinating to me that there's so many coffee places.
Yeah, it really is.
There's a lot of coffee places.
There's just a lot of restaurants in general.
Like, there's so many.
Usually when we see a place, we find like, you know, five or six big ones.
And this is like every corner has a 4.7 star cafe.
Yeah, no, there's a lot of.
cafes. I'm
quite impressed. I don't know that I'll
ever get there. Shout out to pasta crocodiles.
Pasta crocodiles.
Yeah, it's called pasta
crocodiles and their mascot is a crocodile
and they are making
pasta. Why?
Crocodile? I don't know.
I like it. But it looks good.
That's like something I'd throw together.
The pizzas are insane. I don't
dude.
I'm going to send you this
All right
Please
It's another European pizza that I
It's so close to Italy
I feel like Italians would be offended
Do you see this pizza?
Oh, what is that?
It's what I'm saying
It's got lima beans on it dude
That's this is insane
That pizza is atrocious
What are we doing?
Is that lima beans?
It looks like celery
It might be celery.
I don't know.
It could be celery, but it also looks like llama beans and that's scary.
Yeah.
Like it looks like dried out celery.
Like either way, it is not supposed to be there.
Yeah, meanwhile, all the other, like the pasta looks delicious.
But the pizza?
Yeah.
We need to have a talk Europe.
What is going on with the pizzas?
What is happening?
It's insane.
It's all over.
They're all doing it.
Every time we, and especially when you get close to Italy, is this like, are you doing it on purpose to piss Italians off?
Is that what this is?
Yeah, that's, is there any other crazy pizzas or is this the only one?
I'm looking through.
I mean, they have, they have other pizzas, but they, you know, it's that weird, like, I'm looking at one, it's pepperoni and corn.
Yeah, what the heck?
Pepperoni and corn.
I just, all right, man.
Okay.
Like, I've had corn on pizza, but it's been like a Korean pizza with baguoggi and stuff.
And that works.
Like they have one pizza that looks like,
it looks really good.
But then right under it is a pizza that I'm like,
who made this?
Why did you put shrimp with the tails on on this pizza?
Yeah, what the heck?
I don't like that.
I just don't understand.
I have so many,
like, all right,
you want to put shrimp on a pizza?
Fine.
Leaving the tail on is insane to me.
Yeah,
I never understood why people do that.
I guess some people be like,
it's just the way it is cultural thing.
Or like,
I don't know if it's flavor.
Like people want to like,
Undo it.
Yeah, all right, sure, cultural thing.
But like, I don't know, man.
Just take it up.
It's on the way between Germany and Italy,
and I feel like someone's got to say something.
Like, guys, what are we doing?
No wonder Italians are so angry about their food all the time
and people messing it up.
Because it is clearly happening.
Yeah, no.
Hold on.
I found Pizzeria Acasa.
Oh, God, they got even...
Okay.
Hold on.
I genuinely, this has to be like
the revenge for, oh my God.
What the shit is this pizza?
It looks it's even worse.
I just, this pizza's crazy because
half of it looks like it, no,
three-fourths of it looks like it's pistachio cream
and then there's just one rogue slice of a normal pizza.
It must be from the other person's pizza
and they're sharing.
It must be.
I guess are you?
It looks like it's baloney.
Like they put baloney on, I can't.
Oh my, dude, if you scroll down, there's one.
It's like a seafood pizza and they got like all the shrimp.
It has shells on it.
Why?
Pizza should not have shells on it.
I'm drunk.
I genuinely believe this is done to troll Italy.
There's no other reason.
I just can't figure it out.
This one's got pickles on it.
What is this?
I feel like there must be some sort of like
We're going to get a letter from like the Austrian consulate
It's like the cultural differences
That's fine
I would love just an explanation because it seems insane
Meanwhile you scroll down far enough
There's a great chakutery board
There's like amazing looking desserts
Yeah okay yes great
Even their pizzas that are just cheese look good
Yeah
And then you scroll down one more
And it's like yeah we put the whole ocean on a pizza
and didn't take any of the shells off.
Enjoy.
Yeah, this shit's insane.
I don't understand.
It's always the pizza.
It's never,
everything else looks incredible.
And then you get to the pizza and it's like,
yeah,
we put this weird shit on it.
Yeah,
they go a little too crazy.
And I don't know,
like,
I don't even know what's on this.
It's got like weird green sauce.
Like,
I don't know,
is that,
it's not Pestno.
It doesn't look like Pistow.
I think it's a Pistachio, dude.
I think it's a pistachio.
Pistachio.
What the heck?
I just can't
I can't do it
It's just so goofy
I
Yeah I don't get this
I don't get this at all
And those what's crazy is they have like
This incredible looking
Woodfire oven
And like
And then they're like
Yeah yeah just throw the random shit on it
It just seems insane to me
I just don't get it
I don't get it either
This is weird
and that's the weather
All right, let's go to sports
Sports
Here we are sports
Do do do sports
Currently NFL football
We've got the New England Patriots
Going to the Super Bowl
There it is, we've ever seen that one before
Cool man
Hopefully they go up against a team I care about
Or this is giving me another year right
Don't watch. Last year, didn't watch, didn't care
they will be playing either the Rams or the Seahawks.
The winner of that game.
Rams beat the Bears, yes?
Correct, yes.
As I predicted.
As you did.
Yep.
I kind of want the Seahawks because I like Sam Darnold.
He's kind of like a journeyman quarterback that just ended up there.
Now he's actually like almost to a Super Bowl.
So I kind of want that, which means they'll probably lose.
But I don't mind the Rams either.
They got the Vante Adams, former Packer great.
So, you know, I like him.
But we'll see.
Then in basketball, we currently have the pistons.
Basketball, Pistons up top of the east with the Celtics, Knicks, Raptors, Cavaliers all right behind them.
And then in the west you got the Thunder with the Spurs, Nuggets, Rockets, and Lakers all right behind them.
Although everybody's pretty far behind the top two teams.
then in
NHL
we have the Red Wings
I believe
one conference
there you go
we got the hurricane
in the Red Wings the top the east with the lightning
and the Buffalo Sabres are still there
What hell?
It's happening
They haven't been up here
in like 20 years
Canadians
Bruins all up there as well
go sabers.
And then avalanche up top of the west
with the wild, the stars, the golden nights,
and the Oilers.
Ooh, the mammoth are there as well.
And then,
folks, don't look now.
We have the Winter Olympics.
It's coming.
What is that?
Like a week and a half.
I'm excited.
It's good stuff.
Hell yeah.
It's got to be good.
I believe in the dream.
Yes, I'm ready.
I'm pumped.
in
Milan, Milan.
Speaking of Italy.
Milan.
Milan.
Milan.
Milan.
So yeah, that'll be good.
And that sports.
Okay.
What is our fact of the day?
Fact of the day.
Hippos can't swim.
Huh?
That's right.
Hippos really do have
big bones, so big and dense, in fact, they're barely buoyant at all.
They don't swim and instead perform a slow motion gallop on the riverbed or on the
sea floor. In fact, hippos can even sleep underwater thanks to built-in reflex that allows
them to bob up and take a breath and sink bag down without waking.
I have seen video of that and it's wild to look at.
That's crazy. What the heck?
I don't, I'm just blown away about the concept that they
have you ever seen
it's making me
boy this is messing me up right now
because it's making me think about
have you ever seen the memes about Godzilla
and how they're like
how does Godzilla stand in the water
and they always make the memes
about how he just has really long legs
to touch the ocean floor or whatever
yeah yeah
and now that I think about
these guys I'm like
maybe he's just got big dense bones
and so he like
walks around on the water you know what I mean?
Like he's like, just his little legs are paddling really fast.
It's blowing my mind because now I want to see what underwater looks like with a hippo,
where he's just like his little legs are moving really quick as his big body.
It's like kind of like a motorboat.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's like watching gnomes walk in World of Warcraft.
A real fast.
Yes, yes.
So if the water's deep, they, they have, that still counts of swimming, right?
I don't
I guess it depends on how deep
it is. Like do they even
Go in deep water? Do they just sink to the
bottom and die? I don't
know. But they float to the top
Dude, this is tripping me up.
This is tripping me up. We have any like animal
I've never given hippos this much thought. I'm
losing my mind. Do we have any
hippologists in the chat?
Hipologists if you will. Yeah, hippologists.
We need your
expertise.
That's fascinating.
Yeah, no, that's crazy.
Yeah, I had no, I had not a clue. Not a clue.
Huh.
Look at Hippovacs.
That's a good fact.
Yeah.
Alright, who's come to us with tears in their eyes?
What?
Tears.
Dear Lesteris, sirs, I come before you kneeled with tears in my eyes.
If Jesse and Crendor were both teachers, what subject would you teach and if applicable, what after-school activity would you be in charge of, be it a club or coach for a sports?
sports team. I think by law, if you're a history teacher, you have to coach either football or
basketball. I'm pretty sure that's how it works. So if I was a history teacher, I would be one of
those. I think that those are the rules. Well, I mean, what if you could teach something else? Would
you have thought something else or would you teach history again? If I could teach anything,
I would love to have done like, I, in high school,
school, I had a genuine crazy old man. I can't remember his name at all. I miss him. He was my
favorite teacher who taught comparative religions. It was my favorite senior year class in high
school. I learned so much about the world just from that one class where it isn't, it's just like,
look, we're going to talk about some crazy shit. And I have no expectations for you. This is for
people who want to be here. You know, like one of those like elective classes in high school.
Right. I don't want to teach English or science or history or
math again. Give me one of the other
classes that people wanted that signed up for.
Yeah.
No, I would, I would definitely want to teach
one of those like elective
classes as well. I'd teach like
you know what?
I'd probably be a P.E. teacher.
Just because
I always love Jim
and doing all that. But then again,
they'd probably be annoying.
Just having the deal with like P.E. stuff.
You know what? Maybe I'd rather just teach
like, the, I'd rather, I'd rather.
I would teach, like, YouTube marketing.
There we go.
I could do that.
Honestly, Homeck, I would love, I would teach Homeck in a heartbeat.
I feel like students need that shit now more than ever.
That's true.
You're like, hey, here's how you fix a thing, or here's how you make a meal,
or here's how you stitch something that happened to your shirt.
Like, here's how to take care of your car.
Here's how to, like, clean your damn house.
Well, like, I would thrive in that.
That would be a pretty good one.
I'm trying to think like what else there'd be.
Oh, you know what?
I mean, you just teach like,
okay, you know what?
My YouTube marketing or just YouTube,
it could just be like a YouTube streamer thing
in general you teach.
But I would be the person that's like,
what they teach you in these books,
doesn't matter.
We're going to listen to my word.
You'd be Mr. Tant.
You'd be my Mr. Tant from eighth grade science
who was like, what they teach you.
It ain't the real knowledge you need to learn.
And then he'd tell us insane stories about being a kid.
He's like one time, he was the guy who told us,
I found out when I was young that they were going to drop nuclear bombs on us here in America.
When I learned what they did, I wished, I prayed that if they dropped a bomb, it'd be right on me.
So it vaporized me and my family.
I'm like, holy shit, dude.
He's like, I don't want to.
anyone to suffer turn me to dust and then he'd tell us stories that were like um one time i was on the
the back of a truck and there was a bunch of tiles and they made a turn it was real quick and i fell off
the truck on a bunch of tiles my back split open like an orange we're like oh my god what does this
have to do with science yeah great he was also the guy who'd be like he'd be like i see you kids
down in the woods i know what you're doing smoking that wacky to back eating
injecting that P.B. and J.
And we're like, what are you talking about?
We're in eighth grade.
Like, we don't know who you.
What do you mean, sir?
You'd be that guy, is what I'm hearing.
I would definitely be that guy without a doubt.
And then I'd coach, I don't know,
I would just coach whatever sport they wanted me to coach.
But I would definitely coach a sport.
I don't know what it'd be.
I mean, I'd coach basketball, football, whatever it is.
I'd be like, it's not about what we're playing.
It's about our mentality.
All right?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, I'd be that person.
Cool.
All right, next one is,
Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes,
I humbly ask thee,
do you have rules regarding music in your car while having passengers?
Are you a my car, my music type?
Do you ask what they want to listen to,
or maybe wait until they say something.
What about other things like volume control?
I don't have any rules.
Usually if there are passengers in my car,
I just turn the music off.
Unless it's people I know.
But if it's like randoms,
I don't have any music
because I'd rather not deal with it.
I just talk to people.
But if it's me by myself or me with someone I know
or like I know their preferences,
then I'll put on music for other people
because I enjoy all music
unless it's like
twangy country
yeah
like I can do country music
but I can't do like
bang
like I can't do that
I hate that
yeah
honestly I usually just
it depends on the person and stuff
like you said
if it's somebody new
I probably would just turn the music down
if it's somebody I know
I'd probably be like
you want to play your music
and then if it's like people I've known for a long time and like whatever I might just might just play my music like it all just depends
yeah yeah I mean and I think again it's about knowing people's like I'm just a people pleaser so I know people's preferences and what will make them comfortable
because most of the time I'm not listening to music anyway I'm focusing on the rokes I'm trying not to get my friends killed yeah that's the probably the most important thing
yeah I'm like I don't you can select the music I don't give a shit I'm I'm trying to drive
Yeah. And they'd probably appreciate that more than anything.
Yeah. Getting there safely? I imagine they'll be fine with that. Yeah.
Yeah. And that's the near Loserousers.
Okay. What is our big news story of the day?
Big news story of the day.
Alaska art student arrested for eating another student's AI generated art in protest.
First off, if that's real, that's awesome.
That's awesome.
I think it's real?
Welcome to modern news articles.
I love that.
Artists and other creative people, not to mention journalists, have been deeply concerned
about the way their work has been hoovered up by tech companies to fuel AI.
In 2023, several digital artists filed a class action lawsuit targeted at stability AI,
mid-journey, and the image-sharing platform Deviant Art,
and others filed a suit against online retail Shain for stealing their designs.
Such suits scored a small win in court in 2024,
but many have felt powerless to stop the endless theft of their output.
One university of Alaska Fairbanks undergraduate apparently has found a way no one else seems to have thought of
to fight back against AI generated art.
Graham Granger.
Dude, that's a name.
That is, that's the most Alaskan name I've ever heard.
Name's Granger.
Graham Granger.
Yes.
I live in a shack in the woods and I hate AI art.
Right on, brother.
Let's go.
A student in the school's film and art performing,
or schools film and performing arts program came upon some AI generated art
by MFA student Nick Dwyer.
Nick Dwyer.
Yeah, Nick Dwyer, that sounds like an AI artist.
Yeah.
And promptly ate it in protest.
Granger claimed that he destroyed the artwork because it was AI generated, according to the report.
Writer writes the papers Lizzie Hahn, adding that in his artist's statement for the exhibit that was destroyed,
Dwyer says that his work explores identity, character narrative creation, and crafting false memories of relationships in an interactive role digitally crafted before, during and after.
a state of AI psychosis.
AI psychosis, not a clinical diagnosis,
but a much-discussed phenomenon,
according to psychology today,
results from deep engagement with chatbots,
which can reinforce grandiose,
referential,
persecutory,
and romantic delusions.
We have talked about that,
that AI chatbots are designed
to make you think you're always right,
and it turns people crazy.
Okay.
Yep. According to information from Alaska court system, Granger was charged on a Wednesday with criminal mischief resulting in damage of less than $250.
A Class B misdemeanor.
The presiding judge was Maria P. Barr.
The exhibition, including Dwyer's work, this is not awful, is open through January 23rd at the UAF Art Gallery and includes fellow MFA candidate Sarah Dexter, Amy Edler, Iris Sutton, and Matthew Wooler.
They called them out.
They're like these AI artists.
Judging by Han's photos, the artwork consists of small Polaroid-style images pinned to the wall.
Police estimated that at least 57 of the 160 images were ruined, Han writes.
They were ruined when they were printed out.
That's very true.
The works were credited in a wall label to Dwyer and AI.
The installation is titled Shadow Searching Chat-GP Psychosis.
Yikes.
When you make art, you become vulnerable.
and so the artwork is vulnerable,
and that's something that makes it seem more alive
and more real in the moment, Dwyer told the Sun Star.
Neither Dwyer, Granger, the university,
nor the University police immediately respond
to requests for comment.
Cool, man.
Yeah.
It's...
Also, this guy looks like somebody that would make AI art.
Just the...
There you go
Oh boy
Yeah
Yeah man
It's just
Actually
I got
How do you just make
I mean I almost feel like
AI art is just for the people that are
Not good at art to begin with
Or just don't understand what art is
And they're just like
Hey I can do this without like really understanding anything about it
I think the interesting thing about it
I think the interesting thing about it is like in their minds, having seen enough of this now, the idea of being able to type the right thing to get the AI to create what you're looking for, it does require work and understanding of what the AI, like how it works, now it generates images.
But to claim you are anything other than a person who figured out how to talk to a computer well is you're not an artist.
You didn't create that.
the computer stole a bunch of art assets and amalgamated what you asked for.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like that's what happened.
So like, yeah, sure, man.
You're really good at typing out exactly the image you want.
But you didn't create it.
You didn't do anything.
You just like crafted a thing.
And like, you'd be better off with that skill writing a good book.
Yeah, yeah.
Somebody said eating art equals art.
In fact, you might argue the fact of eating it was more art than the original.
art. Exactly. That's what I was thinking the entire time is the artist that ate them is actually
more of an artist because of the fact they ate them. That's a better installation. Yeah. It's
like just insane, dude. I don't know. Like I'm at, I feel like any school shouldn't even allow
AI art. Unless it's like some sort of, you know, like dig it AI art or like some take on it
through actual art.
I'm sure somewhere some faculty member was like, well, the thing they're trying to do with
the AI art and talk about chat GPT and the psychosis, like, it has merit.
But like, you're still using AI art.
Yeah.
It's, that's the same kind of like, all right, this is a stretch, but follow me here.
It's the same kind of logic as when like a dude is caught looking at like kid picks online.
And he's like, well, I was doing research so I could stop them.
Yeah.
Same vibe.
Like, not clearly not the same level, but you know what I mean.
Where it's like, cool, man, but you still shouldn't have done it.
Yeah.
You're going about it wrong.
Yeah, it's like every villain in every movie that's like, you know, it's the Thanos.
Like, if I just kill half the population of the universe, then I'll save everyone.
It's like, yeah, but that's terrible, dude.
Don't do that.
That's the shit that happens when they're just like, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC and they're like, I showed up here to tell them not to talk to people like me.
I was going to tell him not to do this.
And it's like, uh-huh, all right.
Sure, man.
Out of my way to make sure that was not going to happen.
So overall, that man ate AI art and he's probably going to pay a fine for it or something.
Honestly, that's what that's, that's like the most metal art thing of all.
It really is.
And that's
the news.
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Uh, you do too old for this.
Almost too old for this.
Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's it.
We'll see y'all next time.
And as always,
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To be continued.
