Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 498 - Crendor has Questions

Episode Date: March 2, 2026

The boys are back and this time Jesse let's his elder millennial shine as Crendor can't figure out what word he's using and more importantly why he's using it - and it all stars because of the Black E...yed Peas. Also Crendor is curious about what 2 years of gaming you'd want to spend the rest of your life only being able to play. The man is just full of questions today! All this and Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50off and use code cox50off to get 50% off and free breakfast for a year.

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Starting point is 00:00:24 Wake your ass up. It's up. It's up. Friend, good morning. Hi, p. Happy, happy, happy. We're going to be a morning. Hello, everybody,
Starting point is 00:00:33 and watching us on the games and guys in Grendor in the morning. I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night. Tonight's gonna be a good, good night.
Starting point is 00:00:47 All right, app, de app, or will I am? Or what's the other guy's name? Snoos? I don't remember the other one. Chief Trouble? What the is?
Starting point is 00:00:57 There's Fergie, and then there's the other guy. What's the other guy's name? Bergie, taboo. Taboo. That's who it is. Wait, are the black eyed peas still going? They like broke up a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:01:07 I don't think so. Yeah, yeah. They had a good night. They got it started. That's the nice version of that song. And then that was it. They went la ha'am, and then they were done. Technically, they're still together because Will I Am,
Starting point is 00:01:25 app the app and taboo are still doing stuff, but Fergie's not. Yeah, Fergie was like. Like, Fergie was part of the group. Let's be real, she was. But I feel like Ferguit was brought in because someone in Hollywood was like, you need a lady who shows her butt. Like I really believe that.
Starting point is 00:01:47 I bet if you went back to like the early days, Fergie was not there. All I remember now with Fergie is her singing the national anthem at the NBA All-Star game. You ever hear that one? Yes, yes, yeah. Or it's just like really bad. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Fergie was brought in into the, 2002 to replace Kim Hill, who was, I guess, there before her. Oh, okay. Then she left in 2017 to focus on a career and family. When did she, like, break off and do her. Because then she made my house. Kim Hill joined the group in 1995, so they existed way before. Damn, I didn't know that far back.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Will I am App D. App, Apple D. App, Taboo, form Black EPs in 1995. and then Kim Hill joined and then Fergie joined in 2002. Although they do not give Kim Hill. They like don't. No one, any of these articles gives a shit about Kim Hill. That's kind of disrespectful. That's like, you know, many years of being a part of this group.
Starting point is 00:02:50 But they're like, no, it's all about Fergie. Like, okay. I guess maybe they weren't as popular then. Right? And then when they got popular. For sure. They weren't. I don't remember them being a thing in the 90s.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Yeah, they must have just been like some small, like some small group doing their thing. Like, I don't even know any of the songs they made. Yeah, yeah. From 1988, what? William James Adams Jr. And Alan Paneda Lindo met at an all ages dance venue club what in L.A. They formed the hip-hop dance music crew, tribal nation. Adams took the stage name Will One X.
Starting point is 00:03:29 while Paneda was Apple D. App. Their friends joined the group, Dante Santiago, and Mookie Mook, followed by DJ Motivate. And then, yeah, Tribal Nation was doing a thing. Rapper EZE caught their show. They released a promotional single called Puddles of H2O in 1994. Uh-huh. Okay. And then Will I Am?
Starting point is 00:03:59 an app-a-app, rebranded as the black-eyed peas with Jamie Gomez taboo as an official member and Kim Hill. Oh, they were originally the black-eyed pods. What? And then became black-eyed peas. Why am I looking into this so much? I literally don't care, but I'm so obsessed with this. I guess it's just weird. It's like you don't even, it's like you only know them as the black-eyed peas.
Starting point is 00:04:25 And it's like, oh, yeah, they had Fergie and then Fergie left. and then another dude, but it's like, I didn't realize it was that far back. Which I's got to suck for Kim. Kim leaves and suddenly they're famous. Yeah, that does have to suck. If I was Kim, I would be upset. I would be pissed. I'd be like, are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:04:42 I'm curious who was writing the songs and stuff, too. Was it like they were all working together? Maybe Fergie was just better at writing like fun beats or something. Like, I don't know. 2003, they had, where is the love? Let's get it started. They had 2005. They had Don't Funk with my heart.
Starting point is 00:04:58 they had, and then late 2000s, they had boom, boom, pow, I got a feeling. Right, like they were, they're just pumping out the, the songs, and then. The two, like, early, that, like, you know, the aughts, if you will, was a very black-eyed P thing. The what? The what? Yeah, the zero-zero, zeros. That's what they're called.
Starting point is 00:05:21 The aughts, not in the 1900s they were, not now. Now they call them the 2000, which is whatever. We should bring about the odds. the aughts. The aughts in 1900s from 1900s from 1900s to 1909 was called the aughts. I have never heard of that ever. That's because you're a kid, man. Your child in the way of the world. You're a little baby, a little tiny baby boy.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Why do gen Xers and older millennials refer to the 2000s as the aughts? If anything, it's just the old millennial gen X. What I was just saying, yes. Yes, you're too young. Yeah, but nobody else called it. It's just you. No, there clearly is because there's a dictionary definition or whatever. A wiki-bait. That doesn't mean anything.
Starting point is 00:06:07 That's probably written by an older millennial jet-X person. It literally just said. It said the thing I said that you just said. Yeah, but the thing I just said that you just said that I just said, all right, I'm saying, that it's because there's probably a dictionary thing written by older millennial or Gen X. That's not even a word. Yeah, it is. The aughts? Outs is a word.
Starting point is 00:06:32 I thought it was just an abbreviation. But no, it's A-U-G-H-T. The term derives from zero. Or nots. Nothing. Hence the zeros. When people refer to the early 2000 as the aughts, to me it sounds dumb, says this person.
Starting point is 00:06:49 Yeah, that person's probably 14, dude. That's cool. They don't need to, they don't need, when you say the 2000s, that sounds like a 1,000 year period or at least a 100 year period before the 2100s. When you say, oh, the 2000s, in my mind, you could mean 2010, 2015,
Starting point is 00:07:09 like when you say 2010s, I know what you mean. And when you say 2020s, I know what you mean. But when you say the 2000s, that to me says that's 100 years. That's like if I say the 1900s, that could mean anything. Like, you know, back in the 1900s. Yeah, but the 1900s have had a lot more time
Starting point is 00:07:26 cook. All right, the 2000s. Sure. You're, you already know, you're established if I say the 2010. You can mean anytime in the last 26 years. Yes. If you say 20s, then I'm then I'm talking about the 20 tens. But the 20 20s, then you must be like, oh, that's clearly. Anytime in the last 26 years. Yeah, but if I was talking about the 2010, so I would have just said the 2010. So you would assume like all he must be talking about the early 2000s. No, I understand. I understand. I I understand. We have a baseline of communication. I'm just letting you know that when you say the 2000s,
Starting point is 00:08:04 I still hear until you follow up with a specific statement. I still hear any time in the last 26 years. Listen, I think the 2000s is also a dumb way to go about saying it. But I'd rather say the 2000s than the aughts. Well, that's because the aughts is literally what they would call it in the night, like literally 1909 or whatever.
Starting point is 00:08:23 You know what I mean? It's an old saying. It is old. For sure. But the reason people who were older in the early 2000 say aughts is because that's literally the only word we had for it to describe it because that's what it was described in the early 1900s. That's it. It isn't like we decided on it and thought it was a good word. It's just that's the word that it is.
Starting point is 00:08:45 And so that's what we say. But it isn't like we came up with like, yeah, those were the slip slapies, man. I'd rather call it the slip sloppies. Listen, all I'm saying is if I say the 2000s, You probably know that I'm talking about 2000 to 2009 or whatever because... I mean, now I do because I know that's how you talk. But if you're a random person, I would assume you're referring to the last 26 years as a time period. I wouldn't assume that.
Starting point is 00:09:15 I know because you're you. But I feel like that's just the comment. Like, again, if somebody says the 2000s, I would... You literally read a thing that said, older millennials, and Gen X refer to it as the aughts. And now you're like, well, that's stupid. I don't understand. I don't say that.
Starting point is 00:09:33 Well, that says you're not an older millennial or in Gen X. You literally have your answer. You had your answer for the last five minutes. I understand that. I do think it's stupid. All right? I'm not arguing any of this. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:47 My argument is more based around saying the 2000s. All right? Because, to me, if somebody's like the 2000s, I will just be like, okay, they're talking about prior to 2010. Because if they said the 2010s, then I'd assume it's 2010 to 2019. And if they said the 2020s, then they're talking about modern, right? So I literally just said that is what you think. I was like, yeah, this is what you think.
Starting point is 00:10:14 I just, I understand. Yeah, and I'm saying that's what most people do. Most people under the age of 40. I've still never heard anybody say, the odds and I know many people over 40. How many times have you had a conversation like this? This might be the first time we've had this conversation in
Starting point is 00:10:34 498 episodes. It doesn't come up often. All right, we're going to do a poll. I'm going to poll the contacts in their audience. We're going to figure out what they say. Let's do it. Let's leave us, leave us, message us, hit us up. What is it?
Starting point is 00:10:52 I would say, if anything, people would probably say the early 2000, probably more than anything. Yeah, I would agree with that. I would say the early 2000s is what most people say. Agreed, completely. Have you, okay, but have you heard anyone else say the odds? You're making it seem like me saying the aughts is a thing I and other people say frequently.
Starting point is 00:11:14 You are making it not. No, I'm saying it is a word that is used sometimes to describe that time period, but most people will say the early 2000s in order to describe that time period. Okay, yes. We just have an expanded vocabulary over here that we also call it the aughts. That's it.
Starting point is 00:11:34 That's the only difference is that we know it to be the aughts because that's what the early 1900s was and that is our frame of reference. That's it. No one's using it on daily basis to describe shit. We're always saying early 2000s
Starting point is 00:11:49 because that's universally understood. aughts is very clearly for the elderly people. Yeah, but like, do your parents say the aughts? I don't know. I've never had this conversation with them. Not once. Like I said, in 498 episodes, this is not a thing that comes up often. Because nobody doesn't.
Starting point is 00:12:07 That's the point. The internet just told you, though, that some people do and gave you exactly who does. And I fall in that category as an elder millennial. I'm trying to figure out why it happened. It was just like the gen. Like people were walking around like what if we just called it the odds? Remember that from like the 1900s? What how old were you?
Starting point is 00:12:28 Were you in high school still in 2008? I graduated that year. When, all right, so you graduated in 2008. Yeah. I was literally already out of college in 2008. So my generationally, we had to come up with a word for that time and no one knew what to call it. And we weren't saying early 2000s in 2008. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:12:54 So it had to have a, it had to have a thing. And some people just called it that. That's it. It's all it is. You're just a little younger than people who were like fully online in the 2000s. But my point is also that older people weren't even doing that. This is like a Gen X old millennial thing where they all got together. It's like some sort of tribal like decision.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Like, why was nobody else doing it? Because most of the old boomers and above, I don't think they thought they'd live long enough to have to call it something. You know what I mean? They're living it. Yes, but they were all the shit. They were like talking about the 1950s and 40s still.
Starting point is 00:13:39 What about your parents? My parents never brought it up or talked about it because it wasn't a thing to them. They literally were like, well, we're old now. Like, that's a different, it's a different beast. I'm pretty sure you don't care. For like another 20 years. So, yeah, I guess that's what happens, dude.
Starting point is 00:13:57 That's what happens. It's got. Because you get old. There's some people, there are some people who are like 90, and they've embraced the fact they're going to die, and they're like waiting for, and they live another 20 years, bro. It just happens.
Starting point is 00:14:10 This is my point. It doesn't make any sense. None of it makes sense. I'm not saying it has to make sense. I'm just saying it is what it is. And I want to, I just want to know why it is. I want to know why nobody else was like, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:22 I just explained it to you. I get what you're explaining. I understand the base level. I'm just trying to figure out why. Well, you just explained, because you literally just explained it, because it sounds, it's not cool to say the aughts. It sounds like you're like, hello there. Welcome to the good time show.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Then why the jet X people do it? We're like, oh, you know what's not cool saying the aughts? Because we had no other word for it. You could literally do anything. Right, but we were like, what do we call this time period? And the time period was the double zeros. And the last time we had the double zeros was in the 1900s, and it was called the a aughts then.
Starting point is 00:15:02 And that's all it is, is we were just like, all right, that's an easy framing device. We know what this is. Moving on. I understand that. I'm just, I'm wondering why. Wondering why specifically your age demographic,
Starting point is 00:15:15 out of all the age demographics, was like, this specific 19, 100's terminology is what we have to use. And if you're between these ages, that's what we're going to use. No one's saying it's what we have to use. It is another way of describing it. And at the time, we as a collective were looking for a way to describe it. And that was just one of the options.
Starting point is 00:15:36 Like you said, the early 2000s is another great option. I'm saying calling it the 2000s is too vague. That's what I'm saying. I still don't think it's too vague. Calling it the early 2000s makes perfect sense. calling it the 2000s, and my mind still says anything from today to January 1st, 2000. Me, it's not too vague because people would say the 2010s if they're going to say the 2010s. If they say the 2000s.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Right, no, and that's very specific. I agree with you. That's why I, in my mind, it's the early 2000s, 2010s, 2020s. That's what my mind thinks. Okay, that's fine. Because then if somebody... Thank you, thank God. We've broken through.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Because if like, this is what would bother me. If somebody was like, oh, yeah, that happened in the 2000s. And I was like, oh, like 2005. And they'd be like, no, like 2018. I'd be like, well, what are you talking? Because then that would bother me. Sure. But that's, that's layers.
Starting point is 00:16:31 That's follow up questions. Like I said before, I understand what you mean because we have had continued conversations. So when you say 2000s, I know you mean 2010. That's what I know you mean. But I'm saying, genuinely. Generally, when I hear the 2000s, I think that it is the last 26 years unless someone specifies. Okay. This has to be one of the top ten dumbest conversations with everyone's podcast.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Easily top dead. 498 episodes. This really has to be top ten. That was your week. You see that guy with the signs again? I saw the, all right, hold on. This time I actually took a photo in my car while I was driving. This is, I was at the turn signal, and I wanted you to see this because no one believes it's as wild as it is.
Starting point is 00:17:37 And so I wanted you to check this out. This is what it says. I didn't get him. He's kind of off to the side, but I did get the sign. All right. Let's see here. Also, mind you, that conversation was sparked by the black eyed peas. A quick reminder.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Yes, somehow we got here. This guy's on the corner. He posts the thing. He tapes it to like a flagpole or whatever or whatever, like a signpost. Oh, my God. There's no commas or periods or exclamate. This is like when the teacher gives you a cheat sheet. You got to fill every single piece of space you got.
Starting point is 00:18:11 Yes, I don't even know how to read this. Literally, it starts, I'll assume from top left. bio 17 years past Rip 9-0 I'm not going to read that That's a area code Fire Guard law firm
Starting point is 00:18:25 Bud Fix grow Flower Wait the fix and the Flour both of the same Yeah they're the same F Loyal Math with a dollar sign
Starting point is 00:18:37 Honor Roof Cook Help Kids Sports music Don't fly drive far Trade my job for a space to live for you all sound mind
Starting point is 00:18:47 oh dope. My joy, you're right, my joy for a space to live. And then he does the area code again. And then end for a lot. I love tranquility, joy for fun, quiet to help assist foreigner Excel art jukebox vocals
Starting point is 00:19:03 for trade. Space to live. Triumph I love to something and then it kind of cuts off because my car is in the way. But like that's what is there. And he goes there every day and replaces it with something
Starting point is 00:19:15 new. Every day is a new just word solid. That is... I don't think there's any meaning to this. I think he's just like writing words. I would say you're correct, but there has to be some meaning because no one just does this every day. That's why I think he's just a crazy person. Yeah, I don't know. I have no answers for you. It could be drugs. It could be a mental thing. I don't know. He could really be trying to say a thing here and we're just too stupid to understand, man. Be fair, he's got a pretty good handwriting. Yeah. He'd be great at writing signs for a protest.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Yeah, and there's like different styles of text and stuff. The man used one F to be the F in Fix and the F in Flower. He's doing, he's putting in work. Yeah, like he has a vision. But maybe it's almost like impossible to see his vision, I think. Like this one almost makes me think that he's saying for 17 years he was a guard at a law firm. And he's a fixer and a cook and he can help out at home. And he lost his house in a fire maybe.
Starting point is 00:20:33 I think that's what he's trying to say. But I like that's a stretch, dude. I'm stretching trying to figure this out. He's got to trade my joy for a space. And later on he says, help assist for trade space to live. Like maybe he's looking for, yeah, maybe he's like, hey, I need a place to live.
Starting point is 00:20:53 I will work and even it might not be work that I like. I'll do it. But again, this is me trying to crack the code. I don't know that's what he's actually saying. Yeah. I'll say, yeah, the bio 17 years past RIP. So he's saying like it, has you been like this for 17 years, Like 17 years he's been like homeless or out here, rip?
Starting point is 00:21:20 Like, I don't know. I thought he was saying that for 17 years he was those previous jobs and now he's not. Again, this is why trying to interpret this is insane. This is pretty, maybe, okay, if you keep accumulating these signs, maybe we'll get somewhere else. Maybe the signs will give us signs by putting them all together. Right, right. Yeah, maybe that'll happen. It's possible.
Starting point is 00:21:45 The signs will give us signs. Yeah. Signs will give us signs by putting all the signs together. And we'll get signed. Like that movie, the signs. The aliens and the cross. Swing away. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Yeah. It is incredibly bizarre. But yes, I see that guy every day now. And I'm just consistently like, bro, are you good? Are you good, my man? But again, he doesn't, this seems, I don't want to be insensitive, but he doesn't look homeless. You know what I mean? He doesn't have that like, oh, I'm very dirty look.
Starting point is 00:22:17 He just looks like an older gentleman. Also, he goes in and gets a coffee at the Starbucks on the corner all the time too. So like, if you afford it in Starbucks, it can't be that bad all. Yeah, what? That adds another layer to this. I genuinely don't know. Yeah. Well, we'll see how the story progresses.
Starting point is 00:22:34 Yeah, we will. He's been there for six months, if not longer. Yeah, it was a pretty long time. And it's a new sign every day. So like. Every day. Sometimes he's not there. Sometimes he's standing there yelling at people on the street.
Starting point is 00:22:47 But sometimes he just puts up a new sign and walks away. He's made well over like 100 signs at this point. Oh, well over, for sure. Or maybe he's doing what you did and he's now combining signs. Oh, yeah, maybe. He has a full collection. Because as you can see from this image, it's two signs put together. Technically three.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Yeah. He's evolving. The man is like, Today I'll go with the red and the white. You know it's another white as well. Yeah, that's honestly, that could be his, the art part of his poster, right? It really could be.
Starting point is 00:23:30 I don't know. I was going to mention this is not even related. But it's kind of related to what we were previously talking about a little bit. Oh boy. Okay, yeah. If you could go back to a two-year period and only play games from that two-year period, which time period would you pick? So, like, for example, I picked 2003, 2004.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Okay, but, like, am I the age I was at that time? Or am I an adult going back to that time? I don't really thought that out. Either one. Because if I was the age I was, I'd go back to 1994 to 1996. which was the two years of like my favorite video games ever made. Like that's when Square Soft was like pumping out the classics. When like it was pure Super Nintendo Joy.
Starting point is 00:24:21 That I loved that time period. But I could go back to that as a video game kid for sure. But I don't know as an adult since at the time reliving those would be fun having no experience playing them, absorbing the games, like being in it, being a kid. Everything I did felt like grand and amazing. As an adult, going back and playing them for like the 12th time in the 90s would not really change much for me. So I don't know why I would want to do that. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:24:52 Yeah. Well, I guess it'd be like you could only, like if you could pick a time period, there's two years, but you could only play those games from now on. From this point on for the rest of time? Yeah. 2014 to 2016 maybe. Damn. Was that? Just in 2015 alone, we had Witcher 3, we had Metal Gear Solid 5, Fallout 4, we had Splatoon, Rocket League, Undertale, Batman Arkham Night, we had Life is Strange, Oriene the Blind Forest, we had Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate, Bloodborne, like it's just, that's 2015 alone.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Yeah, that's true. So like that's a good year for games And I would be then like I would have plenty of stuff to play for the rest of my life Just from that year alone and you're giving me 2014 to 2016 that'd be perfect It would be 2014-2015 get two years Well I mean it goes to 2016 Well yeah technically yeah
Starting point is 00:25:55 So like the end of 2020 2015 Yeah I uh... It's like 2014 2014 was rocking like Man, Bayonetta 2 I think New Siv Dark Souls
Starting point is 00:26:09 We got like Final Fantasy stuff We got like Just so many games came out I'd be fine I would I'd be able to play games forever It would take me my entire life To finish all the games that came out Me I picked
Starting point is 00:26:22 I don't know it'd be 0304 or 0405 But definitely 2004 2004 We had World Warcraft obviously We had Fable We had Rome Total War Yep
Starting point is 00:26:36 We had a Halo 2 We had Sims 2. We had GTA San Andreas. We had Don of War. We had Far Cry, Star Wars, Knights of the Old Republic 2. Great game, yeah. Like, there was a lot of games in 2004 that were good.
Starting point is 00:26:54 There's some good stuff in there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Even Madden O4 was one of the best Maddens ever. I was asking chat it the other day just to see what people would say. They pretty much had. So I think a lot of people actually picked your year. and a lot of people pick my year too
Starting point is 00:27:09 I think it's just there's a few years where there's like super super bangers out there a lot of really great games during those time periods I feel like I don't know that I would select anything after the 2020s I feel like 2019 might be the last year I could tolerate as like massive game releases there have been some amazing games that come out since 2020
Starting point is 00:27:30 but I just as a whole none of those years stand out as like damn this is what I want to played the rest of my life. Yeah, no, I feel that. Because it's, especially as we enter into the the game era of like, DLC and like micro-transactions and shit like that. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of it seems like it's content, but it's not really content. It's just extra crap to supplement the game. You know what I mean? Yeah. Just like filler shit they charge you money for the most but yes
Starting point is 00:28:05 yes the inshittification of video games was just like many of the other aspects of life we watched hackers and uh
Starting point is 00:28:15 that movie reminded me that in the 90s the future like we thought it was gonna be the coolest we thought we were gonna be wearing like weird pleather and like glasses that had like other glasses on top of the glasses
Starting point is 00:28:26 and we were all gonna be like a mesh shirts and have roller blades that had like lightning we thought we were the coolest people ever Nah. No. Not really. Yeah, not really. So yeah, I thought that was a fun question.
Starting point is 00:28:42 It was probably better than the question about the aughts being a thing. You know what? You're full of questions today. That's true. Oh yeah, I also watched a bit of your, the geek and their host convergence thing. And then I heard the chilled chaos be like, dude, Jesse, I love your useless wow videos. I was like, hold on a second. Jesse didn't do anything.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I did, and I'm so proud. No, no, no, no, no, no. There's no useless wow videos. No, no, no, I did. Don't question it. I'm picking credit.
Starting point is 00:29:23 My videos that are on your channel are my favorite videos. I will say we did make that one wow video together where it was the party rock. Speaking of the 2000. Yeah, that's true. Actually, I think to clarify, after we were done with our segment, Child Chaos, did mention that he was a fan of Cox and Creddor. That's, I think, what he was trying to get at.
Starting point is 00:29:48 But he was on camera and had a little like, yeah, like a little like, I slipped up. But that's what he was saying, is he's a fan of Cox and Credor. I see. Well, someone said he realized after they exited the stream. although he probably still loves pointless top tens of course you know who wouldn't right especially like of course who doesn't
Starting point is 00:30:06 yeah especially like pointless top 10 horses just went up yesterday it's a really fun one for year of the horse well speaking of what's your uh what's the vibe right now you're in you're in it you're in midnight how's it going oh yeah the midnight also somebody under this comment where I was just like I'm the wow guys someone was like because you make random top tens you might have been one of the wow guys These days, not so much, dude.
Starting point is 00:30:30 It's, okay, first off, I don't know what this guy's talking about. I'm still making wild videos for like every week for years on top of other wild stuff. These days, not so much, dude. I only watch you on stream, so you don't matter to me. But like, even the reference with the, he's bringing it up. It's like, I used to watch your wow things. I'm like, oh, yeah, he's talking about me.
Starting point is 00:30:52 And this guy's like, oh, these days not so much. Like, that just even matter, dumbass. So midnight. is pretty fun so far. I'm enjoying it. Uh-huh. In what way? I mean, listen, it's one of the things where I have fun at the start of every wow expansion because, like, I'm just going through the zones,
Starting point is 00:31:12 I'm doing the quests, I'm seeing my new abilities and stuff. It's also just fun having, like, everybody play it again. It's always fun when all your friends and stuff are playing, too. So that's been nice. But, yeah, I mean, it's sort of those things where it's just, it's too early to judge the expansion as all. whole like you need the you need to get to the point where maybe you've done the quest a few times with like an altar or something and then you start doing the raids in the dungeons and you know
Starting point is 00:31:40 you get a bit further into it sure but as you're playing I know it's too early to judge it as a whole I'm asking for currently and in your current iteration of this experience how is it so you're saying it's too early to judge it as a whole but I'm supposed to judge it as a whole but I'm supposed to my experience so far. You just said that. Yes. Yes. And your experience so far,
Starting point is 00:32:05 are you having fun? And what about it is fun to you? That's what I'm asking. Honestly, that's pretty much it. It's like playing with my friends that don't normally play. All right,
Starting point is 00:32:16 that's number one. Like everybody's playing. They're having a good time. So it's like the social aspect of like everybody's playing again. That's one of the reasons to enjoy it. Okay. Number two is there's just,
Starting point is 00:32:25 there's new stuff to do in general because, you know, as much as I loved War Within and stuff, it's, you do the same things over and over and over, and now you hit a point where you're like, all right, finally, we get to have a new main city, we get new zones to go to. There's like new, the talents are shaking up and stuff. So it's just, if anything, it's just the, like,
Starting point is 00:32:45 it's all new and fresh. That's the main thing that's fun about it. Like, all that's fine, but then I'm like, all right, how are the delves going to be when I have to hit the point where I got to do delves like every day at max level? Like, how are the dungeons going to be? when I got to do the dungeons. How's the raid going to be when we do the raid, the mechanic?
Starting point is 00:33:01 That's what it's really going to be like, all right, let's see how this expansion is. So what you're saying is right now you're in the honeymoon period where everything is new and fun and unique. And you are like absolutely enjoying yourself because around every corner is another experience. You get to experience that with friends. But you are still thinking about what's to come, which is when it really can. counts in the expansion. Yeah, exactly. And it's, that doesn't invalidate this part of the expansion, though.
Starting point is 00:33:34 I'm not saying it is. Why do you think I'm saying it is? I don't know. It feels like you're making it seem that way. Listen, maybe I'm just in a debate debating mood today from our, the initial conversation we had about the 2000. You must be. You got like a whole thing going on.
Starting point is 00:33:52 I don't know. I don't know what's, you're like having a whole vibe today. you're having a vibe that one I just I just think but I always look forward to wow expansions for this reason alone I mean they do have player housing but
Starting point is 00:34:09 we've had player housing for a few months now but I think a lot of people are seeing it for the first time but that's also fun that's been good so yeah I mean listen at the end of the day I'm just looking for more pointless top 10 stuff I'm like oh these are some cool like mushroom dinosaurs
Starting point is 00:34:25 I gotta make a list at some point. See, that's what I expected. I expected you to be like looking and seeing all the weird shit. Yeah, that checks out. That makes sense to me. That's what I'm always doing. I'll do that at the end of the expansion, let alone at the start of the expansion. I'm always looking for stuff.
Starting point is 00:34:42 I remember one of the YouTube, wow people or stream is Zahar, you watch my thing. He was like, does this guy just fly around and like look for stuff? And everyone's like, yeah. And some people just feel like blown away that that's what I do. Honestly, it's a, it's a fun way of playing the game that I think is why you enjoy it so much compared to just plowing through the plot. Whatever there is. And then, you know what I mean? Like, just like, you're actually enjoying it.
Starting point is 00:35:20 You're taking the time. Yeah. Yeah. That's the thing. It's like, no matter, that's the best part about it. is even if the gameplay sucks, if the mechanics suck, if there's so many bad things, like Shadowlands, the story sucks,
Starting point is 00:35:32 I can still find some cool stuff. Because the art team, art team is always delivering. That's one thing they always do well. That's one of the things that I think makes you enjoyable to watch is that you're like, what's that over there?
Starting point is 00:35:47 Rather than that giant quest marker in front of you. Yeah. And I think I'm also, I care about it. Right? Like, I'm not just doing it to be like, I got to make the money top 10. Because I can just, I can make those easily, but I don't. That's why I make top 10 totems. I know top 10 totems isn't going to do as well as like least visited places, but I do it because I think it's fun.
Starting point is 00:36:11 And so I think that that kind of carries over where people are like, yo, this guy actually cares about the videos he's making, not just doing it for whatever, right? Just to make money. So I think that's a big thing. And then I get a lot of people where they're even just like, dude, I don't play the game anymore. But like this is my way of like kind of appreciating the game or seeing new stuff. So it's almost like you're kind of exploring the new stuff through the top tens that I make, which I thought was always cool. I mean, admittedly, that's the like the reason why I will sit in your stream and watch you just fuck around the entire time is because like I can watch you to see the world. and then I can just go watch
Starting point is 00:36:49 like Novel or someone to go see the story. You know what I mean? Like I don't need to get the story from watching someone play it. I can just go watch some lore video and be like, all right, yeah, all right. So not much really changed. Okay, cool, cool, cool. And move right on. Yeah, that's all you really need.
Starting point is 00:37:05 To be honest, I mean, that's what I, every like six, seven months, I just have a video where I talk with Noble. I'm like, Noble, what hell's going on? And he's like, I will tell you. And then he tells me. Oh, I've been playing eugenics as well, but I haven't really played as much.
Starting point is 00:37:19 But I do have 55 hours in eugenics. I've slowed down. My man, you just said I haven't played as much and you have 55 hours. Yeah, well, I was playing a lot when it came out for the first couple weeks, and now I've slowed down, is what I'm saying. Ah, understood.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Well, that's because you've got, wow. That's like, that's your baby. Yeah. Yeah, I did complete the ice age, which only 2.2% of players have done. So that's pretty good. I'll take that. Yeah. I didn't realize how much there was going to be to do.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Because I was like, oh, it was like the levels. And I was like, oh, there's even more. And then nomogenics is like a rabbit hole that goes down and there's so much crap in it. And my crap, I mean content. Like there's good stuff in there. And my God, there's so much of it. Yeah. No, there's a lot.
Starting point is 00:38:08 Even like, I didn't realize there was going to be more classes. Like I was unlocking classes. I didn't even know we're going to exist. I was like unlocking different abilities and all this stuff and then like before you know it I'm just like we're like breeding the cats and then we're like going into the time machine and we're going to the ice age
Starting point is 00:38:27 and like I have to defeat the boss for like a fifth time like it looks like so much stuff going on so I mean I'll end up going back at some point too it's just I've slowed down and then the one game I loved was Creature Kitchen which I know Dodger played because it's on my thing and she talked about it a bit but Creature Kitchen was a phenomenal game.
Starting point is 00:38:47 Maybe one of my favorite games. What is that? That is a game where you cook food for like creatures and animals in a forest. And it has like a creepy. I'm looking at it right now. It is like a creepy horror game aesthetic, but there's nothing creepy or like scary about it. It just has that aesthetic.
Starting point is 00:39:09 And then you're just like cooking food for all these animals and creatures. It'll be like Bigfoot showing up and he's just like, And you're like, oh, and he's just like, I just want bacon and eggs. And you're like, oh, okay. And he's like him bacon and eggs. Sure. Yeah. Or like there's a like a hallway.
Starting point is 00:39:25 And it's like one of those never-ending hallways, kind of like how in Mario 64 you'd run up the stairs and it just keeps going. And you turn around. You're at the start. Except there's like a creature in there. And you got to like be like, oh, what do you want? You have to like take a picture at the right time and get him. And then you like feed him something. I don't even remember what you feed.
Starting point is 00:39:45 And then like this little guy comes in and he like sits at your table and he's just legs and he's like do do do do and you have to figure out what he wants. So it's just like you have to figure out what the creature's animals. That's the Fresno night crawler, dude. That's a cryptid. The guy who's just legs, that's the Fresno night crawler. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:04 I know him from Chuluminati. That's that guy, the little white guy with the eyes and the light. So yeah, it's got, it's got some cryptids like that in it. But then it also has like animals. Like you help a raccoon eat food, you feed a crow, you feed a dog. There's like some other animals in there. It's fun. Like a frog.
Starting point is 00:40:24 It's just, it's only like a three-hour game, but it's like a fantastic game. So I would highly recommend creature kitchen. Like if you want to play a similar one, check out Kuchina Stalada. It's a, imagine like the Eldridge horror version of what you just described, but there's not, there's nothing scary in it as far as I'm aware. There's a demo, and I play the demo, and it's like literally you're an Italian person making, like, noodles and shit. And you're like, oh, it's delicious, but you're also just, you know, something's up, something's weird. But not in the demo.
Starting point is 00:40:59 You literally are just making food. It's so calm. I was like, right, I need to mix the bread, and I need to do this, and I need to chop this, and I need to fry this. I'm like, great, yeah, great. And then you sit down and you eat, you're like, it's so good. And then he starts seeing colors. And I'm like, yeah, no, that happens. I've seen the anime.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Hey, it's like the big demo things going on now, but I haven't really played many of the demos. But I have wishlisted many things that I saw that looked like I'd enjoy them. Let me tell you the ones that I think you will 100% enjoy. One, a game called How Many Dudes, where you literally, you know that like, how many dudes could have to take the beta gorilla, right? That's the game. Except you, it's a, it's a like, rogue light thing where you, every round, get new dudes to add.
Starting point is 00:41:48 And then you choose what you fight. So it's like, oh, this round I'm fighting 483 toddlers. Like that kind of thing. It's very funny. I think you'd really like that. And then there's a game called Reptera, which is an RTS rogue light, except it's, you have to defend from dinosaurs. So every, you know, 10 or 15 minutes, dinosaurs will attack. you, tack your base.
Starting point is 00:42:14 And so you have to build up the fences to protect your base. But you can also make your own dinosaurs and then get humans to ride the dinosaurs, dude. It's great. It's great. What's it called? I think you love that game. Reptera. Oh, Reptera. Okay. Terra.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Yeah. That one was cool. And then you'd probably, I don't know, it might, it might be a little scary. I didn't think it was all that scary. It's very weird.
Starting point is 00:42:44 There's a game called Horipalant that is one half dungeon crawler, one half clicker. And in order to move forward in the clicker, you have to do the dungeon crawling. But in order to do the dungeon crawling, you have to do the clicker. It's like that kind of thing.
Starting point is 00:43:02 And then there's weird doors that if you get access to, there's weird stuff behind them. I saw Octo playing it. And I was like, I got to play this game. It's fun, dude. Interesting. What's this one?
Starting point is 00:43:11 It's a Hora plant. Horapilant. P-I-L-A-N-T, which I don't know what that means. But it's Hora-P-L-L-L-A-N-T. Hey, interesting. Yeah, there's a lot of good demos, man. There's one called Ship Shaper. Literally, you build little boats.
Starting point is 00:43:31 That's it. That's the game, man. You, like, make your own little boats. I love it. That is pretty fun. I was enjoying it. Yeah, it was just like a chill vibe. Yeah, there's tons of.
Starting point is 00:43:41 stuff to play. I know, I would say if I were you, I'd give the e-sports manager 20, 26, a try as well. The demo doesn't really tell you how to start, so I was kind of in the wilderness for the beginning, but it literally is not only are you managing your esports team, we have to, like, recruit people and get like a whole staff to join, but you also, um, when you go to tournaments or you watch your team play, they're playing Counter-Strike. So you get a top-down map of Counterstrike, and you get to see the little figures, and you can skip the things,
Starting point is 00:44:15 or you can speed them up. You can, like, watch them play. And it's fascinating. I actually really enjoyed it. It had a very um-as-a-sumé vibe. Okay, I'll check that one out. Where I press, like, go, and then my guys would go, and I'd be like, okay, this player is not living up to how much I'm paying him.
Starting point is 00:44:32 So I'm going to bench him. I'm going to put in this one guy, and he's going to, and I started to, like, win, and then I started going to win. And I started going to go ahead and his teams that were kicking my ass. And I was like, okay, I need better equipment. I need better training for my boys. Like, it was interesting. I also learned that the tournament version of CounterStrike is first to 13.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Oh, I didn't know that. That's so many games. I was like, bro, these tournaments must take hours. Yeah, they probably do take a while. I didn't realize it was that either. But I guess it makes sense because you're making sure. They're short rounds. Like, I get it.
Starting point is 00:45:09 But it's just like first to 13. I had some matches that went 12 and 12. And it was just, I was like, Jesus Christ. Okay, sure, man. So then they played 24 rounds before they decided to win her. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. There's a lot of good, a lot of good game. I'll check out a lot of these.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Right now I'm doing the wow thing. But how long do these demos go for? That's a great question. There was one demo for game called effulgence that I absolutely love. I guess it's out now. And I want to show the demo off on stream because, like, guys, this game's amazing. You should check it out. And the demo is not active anymore.
Starting point is 00:45:54 I guess because the game is live. Like, I don't know, but I'm just like, I hate that stuff. I hate when a demo just ceases to exist. So I'm like, okay. Yeah, you should still have the demo so people can like check it out and be like, hey, I want to play this. I don't know. Right.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Yeah. I don't I don't understand. Ooh, I also, this is not a game for you, but I also played Cthulu, the Cosmic Abyss. It's like an inspected detector game. But also, you know, Cthulhu shit. So I had to spend half the time underwater. I was not pleased.
Starting point is 00:46:28 I was like, I do not like this. I do not enjoy what is happening. Yeah. So I got to do that. That was fun. Yeah. That's a, oh yeah, they're recommending me some sports ones to like Nutmeg, a football manager deck builder. Dude, nutmeg rules.
Starting point is 00:46:46 You would actually love, it's a card game. Yeah, I was seeing that. It does look really good. I would definitely like this. Yeah, basically you use cards and then the enemy's using cards to stop you. So basically you're running down the field and cards like, I'm passing to this guy or I'm doing this thing. And then the enemy's using cards to stop your play. It's neat.
Starting point is 00:47:04 It's really fun. Yeah, that seems really fun. And then the other one was pro jank footy, which is like an old, like, super Nintendo looking, uh, like Australian football game or something. It's just like really weird.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Oh my God, dude. Yeah, what the hell is this? It looks so funny. I love this five. Yeah, it looks really good.
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Starting point is 00:50:01 Oh, man. Traffic is about what you'd expect. it's trafficking. I also just realized that next week is daylight savings time. We're going to be springing ahead. So we've got one more week, and then we're going to be losing an hour, but I guess we gain daylight, so buckle up. I'm fine with that. Yeah, I don't mind that either.
Starting point is 00:50:21 It's pretty nice. The only hard bar is just having to be like, I've got to work my schedule back or like whatever. But, you know, I think it's worth it for the extra daylight, but it's still waiting for the time change thing to just like not happen. That would be nice if we just like stayed in the daylight longer, you know? Like what if we
Starting point is 00:50:40 just stayed in this thing we're about to go back to you? Thank you. Thanks, thanks. You asked a lot of questions there. This is the question episode. Crendor has questions. Yeah. I got so many questions. All right, well let's question the weather. Yes. Let us question
Starting point is 00:50:58 the weather indeed. We got an Australian location was requested for weather, might I suggest Wulunggaba as it is a town that I live near and it is called Wulunggaba.
Starting point is 00:51:14 All right, that's got to be the one then. Sorry other normal weather requests, but I just want to say for the record, Wulungaba is exactly spelled how it sounds, which is amazing. That was the fastest I've ever
Starting point is 00:51:29 found any city. Literally Wulungaba. That's Yeah. Currently in Wulunggaba. It's 84 degrees Fahrenheit. Feels like 84 degrees. Winds at 6 mile an hour. Air quality 17, which is good. Pressure 29.91 inches. Visibility 8 miles. Sunrise 541 a.m. sunset 618 p.m. humidity 55% 2.66. UV index extreme. And a waxing gibbous moon phase. 10 day. We got 85 on Tuesday, partly cloudy, Wednesday, 86, partly cloudy, Thursday, 87, partly cloudy. Friday. You're 85 with showers. Saturday, 82 with showers. Sunday, 79 with rain. Monday, 82 with rain. I'll know the difference between rain and showers, but Tuesday, you got showers, 85, and then Wednesday, 86, with showers. So this is, Wulung Gaba is, I'm going to assume a suburb or a, or a Duhus?
Starting point is 00:52:33 district in Brisbane? I will say I am not detecting any weirdly named restaurants or restaurants that are like, ha ha, that's funny. Just a lot of great places to go see and things to do. Gaba car
Starting point is 00:52:49 spa cafe. Come on, man. If everything's going to be, the chatty beans. Love the chatty beans. The chatty beans. There's pineapple hotel, which is not a hotel at all. Death before decaf. Oh, my God. This place called clove and honey looks insane.
Starting point is 00:53:08 This looks so good. Here we go. This is the winner. The Krusty Devil, dude. Oh, hell yeah, the Krusty Devil. It's a bakery and it looks delicious. Okay. The Krusty Devil. That's pretty cool. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:53:25 All in Woolung Gava. Yep. What a great name. And that's the weather. Let's go to sports. Sports. We got sports. We've currently got the NBA standings, where the Pistons are on top, and the Thunder are still on top with the spurs right behind them.
Starting point is 00:53:49 And then in NHL, we got the Tampa Bay Lightning, Carolina Hurricanes up top, and the Colorado Avalanche, and the Dallas Stars, and the Minnesota Wild up top. then we've got baseball starting up spring training currently none of the spring training records matter because it's spring training but baseball starting soon so that's big and
Starting point is 00:54:18 Olympics are over so that was fun although we do have the Paralympics pretty soon and yes that happens kind of right after, right? Yeah, that happens, uh, I think in like,
Starting point is 00:54:33 it's like two weeks after, I think. So we got like another week and that'll start. That's always fun to watch. I'll probably watch that a bit. And, uh, yeah. That's, that's really sports. Nothing crazy going on.
Starting point is 00:54:46 All righty. What's our fact of the day? Like, you're about the pop there, like a bubble. Maybe not a bubble. It was like, uh,
Starting point is 00:54:58 you're like that meme. Oh, no, I was going to pop like a balloon. I was letting out air. I was like, I like that meme of the kids sitting in the class and his veins are like coming out of his neck. He's just like,
Starting point is 00:55:07 yeah, yeah, yeah. That's me. I got things to say. Let's see. We've got our fact of the day here, big time fact. Here we go. Football players spit so much
Starting point is 00:55:22 because exercise increases the amount of protein in saliva. What? Yeah. When you exercise, the amount of protein secreted into saliva increases. A protein mucus named Mucc 5B makes your saliva thicker. And when you're exercising, it makes it more difficult to swallow, so we tend to spit more. It may occur during exercise because we breathe through our mouths more.
Starting point is 00:55:48 Mucc 5B could activate to stop our mouths from drying out. What does MUC... Is that just mucus? That's the protein mucus. Sure, sure, but it sounds like you're trying to say it. like in Leetspeak? It does kind of look like that, honestly. Oh, it's
Starting point is 00:56:04 it stands for Musen 5B. Oh, M-U-C-I-N-5B. Those are fact of the day. Who has come to us with tears in their eyes? Dear illustrious sirs, I come to you with tears in my eyes and cherries in my pies. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:56:20 If you had to choose a familiar... Damn, okay. A familiar... My favorite pie. Uh, and the animal with magical properties that did your bidding,
Starting point is 00:56:29 often used by witches and warlocks, what would it be? Could be something that exists now. It's, uh, is extinct or a mythical beast. Um, it familiar. Does this familiar talk? It can, I guess. I don't know. Maybe like a, like a, like a ferret or like a really, really tiny snake.
Starting point is 00:56:51 Like one of those really tiny snakes. Uh-huh. So they can put in a pocket and I can feed like, I don't know. something that well actually what are the animals that like maybe a turtle I need something that can eat grapes and lettuce I don't want to care around bugs yeah I don't know
Starting point is 00:57:08 you're just picking an animal but yeah I want something that will like you know I can take with me places and like if the turtle I hope he sounds like Jesse we've got to solve this mystery you know what I mean and I feed him like a grape but he's like thanks pal
Starting point is 00:57:23 that's what I want um that's fair I think I'd try to have like a gnome or something. Well, that's not an animal. That's a man, baby. Yeah, but it says it could be a mythical creature. Why not a gnome?
Starting point is 00:57:40 Oh, well, yeah, all right. But I mean, if we're going to say gnomes, then like, why can't my, why can't my minion be like a hot redhead? Like, if we're just going to do that, I've got my own pepper pots and she just takes care of whatever I need. Done, easy. Yeah, but I feel like it has to be a mythical. creed. You need like a
Starting point is 00:58:00 succubus. A redhead you can tolerate me? That's a mythical creature, dude. That's, you know, that's fair enough. Yeah. Sure, but why not? Although, you know what a sphinx would be
Starting point is 00:58:16 kind of cool? They can fly around and shit, too. And it just asks you riddles all the time? Yeah, just ask you riddles. Although maybe they would ask too many riddles. Maybe it was like a griffin. Yeah. Dude, the Griffin's a solid answer. Yeah, I think it'd be a Griffin.
Starting point is 00:58:31 I like that. Yeah. There we go. That was fun. Let's see. Dear Lustry serves, I come to you with tears of my eyes and fists at the ready. Who is the character that if seen on the street,
Starting point is 00:58:45 you would immediately get in a fight with? All the characters I would immediately get in a fight with are ones that if they had all their powers from the things that they're from, I would lose. I would lose those fights. I as a normal person would lose those fights. fights. You know in, did you see Inside Out 2? No. Inside Out 2 features a new character
Starting point is 00:59:06 anxiety and the entire movie I genuinely hated that character. And if I can meet anxiety in the street, I beat the shit out of anxiety. The character annoyed me to a degree that it almost ruined the movie for me. I think that's the point. But as a person who doesn't have anxiety, I was like, oh my god, shut up. I was like, I hate this character. So I'd beat the shit out of anxiety is what I'm saying. That's fair enough. I mean, I'd like to beat up anxiety.
Starting point is 00:59:37 You better be careful. You better not ever be in that cosplay or it's going down is what I'm saying. I was going to pick Joffrey Baratheon, although I don't know if it would just be like a fist fight or something. Like if he had like his, the mountain or something. shit, then I wouldn't do it.
Starting point is 00:59:59 You know? I mean, technically that is that actor's problem. Is people hate Joffrey so much, they actively give him shit in real life. Yeah, which does suck. Like, I wouldn't do that to the actor, but I just mean the character.
Starting point is 01:00:12 But if you saw him in cosplay and we were drunk or out of your mind, you would attack him and beat him up. That's Joffrey Bradley. Well, well, King of Seven Kingdoms. What are you going to do, bitch? You gotta get your guys.
Starting point is 01:00:29 I don't see your guys. Where is your dog? I don't see your dog. Right? That be you. Yeah. Or Jar Jar Binks. I'd fight Jar Jar Jar.
Starting point is 01:00:42 Poor Jar. Poor Jar. He was just trying to live his life. He's just trying to live his life. He'd no liking outsiders, man. Yeah, I don't know. He's. He's annoying.
Starting point is 01:01:00 But I don't know. I'm also like, I would, realistically, I don't think I would ever fight anybody. I would just, but in this situation. Well, I think we've established that we are sidekicks to a greater villain. So if someone else starts the fight, I'll definitely run in and start kicking to help, you know? Yeah. Like if you and I were there, we saw a fight go down. and our boss was like beating up a guy.
Starting point is 01:01:28 We'd run in and start getting in kicks. Like, yeah, get him, boss. Kick him. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, get him good. What's the one, boss? Yeah. Like, quick, boss.
Starting point is 01:01:39 I'm kicking him so hard, boss. Yeah, like the two minions from Hercules. That's literally us. That's us. That's literally us. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. There we go.
Starting point is 01:01:52 We just, we're like the minions. We just need a new master every so often to come in and tell us what to do. But that one, we're aimless. We just wonder the wilderness, waiting for a new, an evil person to bring us in. Yeah. It's the dear illustrious certain.
Starting point is 01:02:11 All right. What is our big news story of the day? Big news story of the day. Day, day, day. A couple accused of pickleball brawl. at Florida Country Club. You know, I like it simply for the alliteration. It's a good allureation.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Normally I'd be like, they try to do too much of this title. But if you have alliteration, I'm in. Pickleball brawl rocks. It sounds like a video game. Honestly, I'm a big fan of just alliteration and illiteration in general. It's fun.
Starting point is 01:02:49 Yes, agreed. Yeah. Port Orange, Florida, a dispute over a rule led to a brawl during a pick-a-ball game at Central Florida Country Club, authorities said, with one player hitting his opponent in the face with a paddle and punching him on the ground before the others got involved. A 63-year-old man was charged Sunday with two counts of felony battery
Starting point is 01:03:10 on a person 65-or-older-old and his 51-year-old wife, who also joined the fight in Port Orange, was charged with a single count of felony battery on a person 65 or older. The two were playing another married couple when they began arguing about shots being made in what is known as the kitchen, a marked area on either side of the net. By rule, players can only take a shot in the area once the ball has landed there, otherwise they must avoid it.
Starting point is 01:03:40 The players exchanged insults, and at the end of the match, the man insulted his male opponent's wife. The men exchanged words, and the 63-year-old man attacked his opponent. Matt Thompson, an attorney for the man, did not immediately respond to email seeking comment, and as many as 20 players became involved in the brawl. You 20 players? 20 players!
Starting point is 01:04:01 What the shit? Yo, that was like World War II. They all started picking sides, dude. That was crazy. What do you mean? That is crazy. Oh yeah, they look like they'd be Florida pickle brawlers.
Starting point is 01:04:17 Like he, in this mugshot, he is so red. It looks like he's still pissed. Like, he is going to burst with rage. It looks like that's just his default, too. That's not a normal hue and shade of red. Yes, dude. This guy looks angry.
Starting point is 01:04:35 Yeah. He is. Damn. It says it's got here. Florida a couple arrested after pickleball matcher ups in the country club ball. Quote, Your wife is a C blank blank T. So there you go.
Starting point is 01:04:53 What is the T? letters. Oh, oh, never mind, C, blank, but that's the full word. Sorry, I thought you were saying your wife is a C, one word, blank, which is two other words than a T. And I thought you was like, whoa, what's the T? Yeah, no. Right. You can figure that one out. Yeah, there you go. Don't, don't play pickleball in Florida. The lesson learned today. Yeah, don't do a lot of things in Florida. I think it's the real lesson learned today. That's also a great lesson. Yeah, yeah. Void Florida.
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