Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 517 - Yodel Techno and The Burning Man Dome
Episode Date: September 7, 2026The boys are back and this time Jesse has returned from his overseas travels with stories to tell. But Crendor has his own, and it's mostly Yodeling Techno sung by a Japanese man. Also we learn about ...a very special dome at Burning Man. One Jesse would be very happy to be invited to. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://heroforge.com and use code CRENDOR to get 5% off.
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Whoa, whoa.
You know what?
It's been, it's been, I've been out of town.
Welcome to another exciting episode of Cox and Crenndor.
I'm not, I don't even know what words were coming out of my mouth, to be honest.
I don't know what that was.
Um, yeah.
I don't know.
I got off a plane two hours ago, man.
I don't know.
What's up?
What's down?
Well, the plane technically, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, dude, while in the air today, I went to go use the bathroom on the plane.
And, all right, I'm going to try to be really nice when I say this.
But there was a woman on the flight near me who really could only have two jobs.
Either A, influencer, or B, porn star.
There is no other option for this woman. I'm sorry. It's just, she presented herself that way.
Yeah.
And she kept getting up to use the bathroom.
And after a while, I was like,
nah, she's doing drugs in there.
I don't care what I'm doing it.
So anyway, at one point I went up to go wait for her.
And she was in the bathroom forever.
And I was like, all right.
So I'm sitting there, you know, standing there in that galley area,
you know, where all the flight attendants move about.
And there were two of them there, and I started talking to them.
And at one point, one of them was like,
well, while you're waiting, you wanted something cool?
And I was like, what do you mean?
Do I want to something cool?
She opened, like, a secret window.
and I was looking out on Greenland
and it was beautiful dude
I like zoned out
I forgot I had to use the bathroom for a minute
What the heck?
I like saw the earth
In all its majesty
We were we were
I saw like
The glaciers and the icebergs and stuff
And then suddenly it was all snow
And I was like this is beautiful
And then they had to tap my shoulder
And be like she's out of the bathroom now
And I was like okay
So was this like some secret sliding window
That only they can see like a
Pretty much
Yeah.
Yes, yeah, that's what it was.
They were like, do you want to see something?
I was like, yeah, I do.
And I will say also to wrap up the story about the lady in the bathroom,
when I left the bathroom, she was already back waiting to go back into it.
What?
Yeah.
And I looked at the flight attendants and they looked at me and I was like, okay.
I mean, she might just had some really bad irritable bowel syndrome.
Maybe, maybe that's what she had.
Or maybe not.
it'd be both.
This is how I know you're wrong.
The toilet never flushed.
You never heard that like fump,
that like plain toilet noise.
Oh,
never happened.
Yeah, yeah.
That's why I was like,
oh, this seems strange.
That is strange.
Yes.
You would definitely hear some sort of flush.
I don't know.
It was a nice flight.
I tried to sleep.
I couldn't sleep.
And then I put on a audio book to listen to
and immediately fell asleep.
I started on chapter one
and woke up in chapter 15.
It was like, what?
The flight attendant was like,
so you, you slept while you were sitting, huh?
I was like, yeah.
She's like, we tried, we made it, you know,
we tried to get you some pillows,
but you were just passed out.
I was like, yeah, yeah, that happens to me on planes.
That's still crazy.
I can't sleep on a plane.
How long was the flight?
Coming back from overseas, 11 hours?
Oh, okay.
You would have lost your mind.
You would have gone crazy.
Absolutely, I would have been crazy.
Yeah.
But I will say, looking,
Getting to see Greenland was pretty impressive.
I was like, whoa, it's like I'm in one of those national geographics.
That's it.
You know what?
When you get to be in one of those national geographics, it is pretty cool.
It felt the same way as when I went to Machu Picchu and I took a photo and just looked like I stole it from a book.
You know what I mean?
Sometimes you just see a thing and you're like, this is exactly what it looks like when you see it.
And, you know, some documentary about, I don't know, nature or whatever.
you're like, oh my God, it is real.
It was beautiful.
It is real.
That's insane.
Yeah, it was me.
How was your flight there?
Everything's connecting flights now.
I assume because costs or whatever.
I don't know, man.
But I had to do a flight into London.
So I was like, well, if I'm going to go into London first,
then I'm just going to spend a day in London rather than try to catch a connecting flight.
And so I went and I hung out with various friends and people that I knew in London.
And then that night I went and saw the Death Note musical.
Oh my God, dude.
I don't know much about Death Note other than the memes and stuff online and the general premise.
I walked out of that thing so pleased.
I was like, that was wonderful.
I don't know what I just watched.
But it was great.
It's Japanese and anime as hell.
But like, yeah, that was fun.
Yeah, I don't really know much about it either.
I mean, now I know significantly more.
although one of my friends is in it.
And so I was talking with him after it was over.
And he was like, yeah, the ending is completely different from the story of the anime manga, whatever.
And I was like, well, I didn't know.
So it worked great for me.
I was like, I liked it.
I thought it was just fine.
Yeah.
All I know is that people write the book, yeah?
Or like.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's the story they portrayed.
And again, I haven't seen.
any of it. So I'm sure this is pretty accurate. Dodger says it's pretty accurate. But basically,
it's about a kid who gets this notebook and then he's like, I'm going to write all the wrongs.
But of course, it goes to his head and he suddenly is like, I'm a god. And he kills people
with this death note. And he's being hunted by basically like a hyper nerdy Sherlock Holmes
that is sort of like an indoor computer nerd. And it's a cat and mouse game.
of, you know, he's trying
to figure out who he is kind of thing.
Because no one knows who this killer is,
but he kills just by writing in this notebook
and people are dying all over the place.
You know, he becomes like a hero to the people.
And then some music girl,
some like a Japanese idol girl,
falls madly in love with him
because he killed the dude who killed her family.
and so she's like, he's a hero and I love him,
but like a little too much, you know what I mean?
So it's, yeah, it's absolutely insane.
I love it.
There were twists, there were turns,
there were gods that showed up.
I was very impressed with the fact that the stage moved.
It was one of those musicals that is kind of like
Phantom of the Opera,
but there's a lot of stuff happening on stage.
And I was like, whoa, okay.
So that was pretty cool.
Huh.
That was pretty cool.
What's the theater like that you saw?
The theater I saw it in, I think, is part of a school.
It was huge.
It's the Barbican Theater in London.
And it's kind of like, it's not where all the other theaters are.
I think it's a theater school because a lot of the people that were in it were younger.
So I thought I was about to see like a theater kid production.
And it was not.
It was pretty damn impressive.
But the theater itself was in what I would just assume was the theater department.
of a school?
Because when you walked in, there were people just sitting around.
All seemed like young students.
It seemed like a quad area or some like student union kind of thing when you walk in.
But there were hundreds of people in there.
So I don't know.
I don't know if there were other things going on at the time.
I couldn't tell you.
It does look pretty good.
I'm looking it up.
Yeah.
It was neat.
I was very impressed.
Again, it's weird to see an anime.
as a musical, right?
But it came out the other end, like, that was
great, the music was great, everything was really fun.
All the actors nailed it.
It was good times.
Dude, there's one scene.
Dodger said that this is very important to the anime,
which, sure, okay.
But there's one scene where they play tennis.
They sing a song about a cat and mouse game
between the two of them while playing tennis on stage.
It was crazy.
I was like, what is happening right now?
Loved it. Love every minute of it.
Wait, Dodger said it's important
to the anime?
She says that's a very famous scene.
Is them playing tennis?
Because eventually what happens is
the main character
slash bad guy gets
into, he's like the number one college
kid. I guess in Japan
they're like, if you're the smartest
kid, everyone knows you dude
and you're so important.
And then the guy who's chasing him
comes to the college too,
but he's also the smartest kid.
So they form a rivalry
but then they also become best friends
but then they're also trying to stop each other
it's great it's great so then they have a tennis
match anyway and I guess that's
supposed to be a really important moment
I don't know these things I'm just going off of what
Dodger said
I mean I would trust Dodger
to be honest yeah when it comes to
anime stuff of course of course
but yeah I guess it's running through
the middle of September and then they'll
probably do something else there I don't know
yeah that's pretty neat
is that like the
highlight of your trip or what else did you do?
Oh man.
Honestly, the highlight of my trip, there's two highlights.
One, I found an article that I want to read for you today for our news because holy
shit is incredible.
But two, I, so I traveled, I did a bunch of traveling.
I went all over Europe.
And at one point, I ended up in Norway when the king died.
Oh yeah
And that was interesting
Because there was a lot of
My hotel was right where
I guess the new king
Was being crowned
And so on that day
I walk out of the hotel
And the streets are blocked off
Now I don't know this city
I have no idea where to go
And I don't know how to get around any of it
So it's kind of like when you're in Disneyland
And they do the parade
And you're just kind of stuck there
And so I was just standing there
And I was watching what was essentially a military parade.
There were, all the roads were blocked off and along the sides of the street were hundreds of soldiers.
I don't know what rank.
I don't know anything about them.
I don't know their palace guard.
I don't know what it was.
But they were all standing there and I was getting a kick out of the fact that there were, I assume, majors or colonels or whoever,
higher ranking officers were going around and checking their posture.
These poor kids all looked to be 17.
And I found out later that once you graduate high school or whatever the equivalent is, you do a year of military service.
Wow, it's like, doesn't Korea do that too?
I think a few countries do, yeah.
And so you do a year of military service.
I think you can opt out in some way.
I don't know.
But most people are doing it.
And so all of them looking very young made sense to me.
And so they're sitting there and they're, you know, they're trying to do.
their thing. And these guys are going around like poking them and moving their arms. And I was like,
damn, that seems unnecessary. They're just trying to do their job. And their job is to just stand there.
But they kept going around and like, move your arm or do this. And I was like, okay. But then a parade
happened. And it was a military parade of all of the Army, Navy, the Palace Guard, all these
different people, Air Force, whatever, a band. But the funniest part, dude.
the very, you know, as it went on, there'd be, I don't know how you would describe it.
I don't want to say phalanxes, but like blocks of soldiers.
It would be like one group and then another group and then another group.
Anyway, the very last group.
I don't know if these were like the bad news, bears of the bunch or like the runts or like, I don't know what was going on with these kids.
But as they started marching, I noticed none of them were in sync.
their feet, their hands, none of it.
One guy didn't even have a hat on.
Like this was the company that they threw in the back.
I don't know if they were brand new.
Like they just showed up today.
But they had no structure.
There was not even anyone,
usually there was one guy in front of them leading them.
That guy wasn't even present.
They just kept getting worse as time went on.
It looked like little children were the last group.
What?
I mean, obviously they had to have graduated, but you know, some people just age differently,
and it was clearly like throw them in the back.
I felt so bad.
Throw them in the bag.
Yeah, there's no stress.
Do you have all these guys walking up and down the street checking people?
There was no one checking on them.
They were like, we don't even get.
They're a lost cause.
Throw them in the back.
Honestly, that's like, uh, that's, that's,
like when we were at that, what's it, what's it called the E3 and then they were bringing in
Kanye West. We were like the kids. Yes. Yeah. Get rid of them. We got real people.
We don't want to, we don't want them top of mind. We don't want to think about them.
Throw them in the back. Yeah. Yeah. We would fit in with that group.
Absolutely. We should have been leading that group. We should have been out front,
marching out of step with the rest of them.
People don't care by then. Yeah, they won't. Yeah. Yeah. I, uh, uh,
Other than that, like Norway is somehow all uphill.
Even downhill is uphill.
The amount of climbing hills I did was out of control.
Norway, you're great, but no, I could not live there.
I am used to flat things.
This was so much, this is so many, like, you're trying to go somewhere, you're going up a hill, dude.
You're coming back for that?
somehow you're going up a hill again.
It doesn't make sense.
I was going to say,
not related to hills,
but I didn't even realize Norway
still had a king.
They do.
They do.
Actually,
the thing that I didn't realize
is technically Norway
wasn't a country
until like the early 1900s.
They were, I guess,
ruled by other nations until then.
I didn't know that either.
That's what I'm saying.
I went to a museum
and walked around
and learned the history of Norway.
That's the kind of stuff.
I'm such a nerd.
That's the kind of stuff I did.
I sent you a photo of the museum where I saw this weird art piece and it looked like a, I don't know, a gopher frog and he looked shocked.
And I was like, yep, sending this to Crendor. That's hilarious.
That did look like something I would love.
Yeah.
It kind of looked like the old groundhog pet from Wow.
Is that like really crappy pixelated one?
Oh yeah, it does.
It does look like that.
I love that guy.
I was like, that's amazing.
Yeah.
Honestly, Norway seems pretty wild.
What do you think about it?
I don't even know how to describe it.
I will say this.
99% of the population is gorgeous and it's infuriating.
And I think it's because all they do is walk everywhere.
There is, if you, when I took a taxi from the airport, everyone was like, why did you do that?
Oh, because they're just like, you should walk.
They're like, you could walk down to the train station and then take the train and then walk to your hotel.
And I was like, cool, cool, cool.
my bag
I you have cobblestone streets
the hell I'm gonna drag my bag around
your cobblestone streets
and they were like well
all right Mr. Fancy Manette
I was like what do you mean
yeah my meniscus
would have died there
yeah it was
but what that said
walking around everywhere I walked
I came back home
checked checked the
scale in my bathroom down four pounds
I'm just saying
I walked a lot
So I was doing every day that I was there, just in Europe in general, at minimum 10,000 steps.
Like, they love to walk over there, man.
Plus you're doing it on hills.
Norway was the most difficult part.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, you just meant in general walking everywhere.
I meant in general, yeah.
But Norway was like, oh, you want to walk?
Okay.
Walk up this hill, idiot.
And you're like, but with that said, Europe in general,
you know we make fun of England for not having you know spices
Europe in general
I went to an Indian restaurant one night
I was like make it as hot
first off I asked them I asked them if they had a Vindaloo
I looked at the menu and I was like can the chef make a Vindaloo
because it wasn't on the menu
and the waitress goes Vindaloo?
I'm like yeah like a Vindaloo
and she's like I don't know what that is I'm like oh my god
so then I got a I got a like a chicken tiki masala
and was like can you make
make it extra, extra hot, please.
And they're like, we got you.
And then the waitress came back out
with a form and she's like,
so to be clear, you want it this hot.
I was like, yes, that hot.
She's like, okay.
Are you sure? I'm like, yes.
The food comes out.
It was not hot at all.
I was like, come on, man.
Like spice it up.
Yeah, that sounds like a classic European spice.
Yeah.
Which is crazy to me,
because I'm like, you're right there.
If anything, you're closer than us.
That's true, technically.
Although, you know, we're near, like, Mexico and they make things.
Yeah, but you would figure Indian.
I'm not going there to get Mexican, you know what I mean?
I didn't ask for, like, a burrito bowl and expected to be spicy.
I went to an Indian restaurant and I expected the Indian to be like, yeah, let's go.
No, it's whatever.
However, it was still good.
Like, it wasn't bad.
It just wasn't spicy.
Yeah, you just wanted the spice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, you know, everything else was meatballs and brought.
and proggy and, you know, all the things that you can get kind of anywhere here in the States.
But, you know, there.
So it felt a little more like, ooh, la, la, look at me.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It was a fun time, but I'm happy to be home.
Let me tell you.
Oh, yeah.
Anytime, at least whenever I'd travel a lot, getting home is just like, dude, I'm so glad to be home.
Yeah.
I walked in the door and I went, this was the first time I felt actually relaxed after a flight.
So I unpacked.
I did everything.
I was, I was usually when I get home, I jump in the, I leave everything out, jump in the shower, then crawl into bed.
Does not matter the time.
Don't care.
I'm like, no, I'm going to sleep, no.
But this time I felt fine.
Well, I mean, what's, what do you think the reason was?
It's because you fell asleep on the plane for 14 chapters?
Maybe. I think
So the night
before I went to bed
at a pretty reasonable time
woke up at
like this is part of it.
Woke up at 4 a.m. to catch an 8 a.m. flight
and then that 8 a.m. flight
had a 12 p.m. transfer
So I was just up.
Right?
And then I got on the flight
and they gave me like
a pretty delicious meal.
I was shocked.
And then I was like, I guess I'll put on this audiobook and passed right out.
Yeah.
And I think because I got like decent rest.
I don't know.
I wish I had answers for you, man.
Maybe you just had such a great time too.
You're energized.
I did have a great time.
I also think that a lot of times you have a great time anyway, so it can't be that.
Yeah.
But I like, that's the problem.
I love going places, but I hate going places, if that makes any sense.
Like the travel can kiss my ass.
But being there is a treat.
I love experiencing new places and meeting new people and seeing new cultures and shit.
Like, you know, there was this one bar that I went to that everyone told me the beer was called Aspeer.
And I thought that they were saying like, ASPY R, like, A-S-P-Y-R, like,
Like asper or something like that.
And I went up to the front and I saw that the beer was called A-A-A-A-S-S, I think.
It's like, A-S or whatever.
Yeah.
But I just thought it, I was like, oh, they were just saying ass beer.
So I got up to the guy and I was like, four ass beers, please.
And he gave me this look.
He was like, and he goes, ah, American.
I'm like, yeah, yeah.
That's true.
That's like the, what's it called, that Polish beer where you're just like, is this,
whatever it is.
Jivwick, whatever that how I said?
I'm like, Jivwick? And she's like, no.
Yeah, so that's why it's probably like
Asbier. It's probably like
Abris. Yes, yeah.
Yep, so that was like, oh, cool, cool, cool, great.
But everyone kept calling it Aspere, and I thought that's what it really was.
And then they're just like, he fell for the ass beer.
Stupid American. Yeah, they got me.
Let's see.
I'd do anything of note.
Yeah, what were you up to?
Let's see.
Oh, I watched ESPN 8.
The Ocho?
The Ocho.
And there were two things of note.
One was, I don't know what it was called.
It's called like Postal something, but like these girls would be on a boat.
And the boat would be like, not like a crazy boat.
You know, like one of those like boats that slowly goes down the shoreline?
Like a party boat?
Not even like a party boat.
Just like some standard, like a row boat.
No party involved.
Yeah, no party.
Just like some standard has like 19 or like 19 or, I don't know.
What would this be like 1800s probably?
What?
What are you talking about?
Hold on.
A rowboat.
1800s boat.
Oh, no, that looks like a.
Not like that.
Ro boat.
Let me just.
No, it's not a rowboat.
I don't know.
It's a boat.
Hold on.
You know what?
Let me just, let me see if I even find this.
So, some sort of wooden ship is what you're saying.
Yeah, but it's not like a big ship.
And anyway, they'd be on this boat and they'd have to like jump off while it's moving
and then deliver mail to like a mailbox and then run back to the boat and get back on it.
This is a sporting event?
There's an ESPN 8
ESPN 8
Ocho
Yeah
Yeah, they'll put it on
Yeah
Um
I don't remember what it was called
Somebody'll probably know
It was like
It's something like postal
Uh
I don't know
It's like postal delivery boat
What?
Oh wait
I think I found it
Hold on
It is
It is
A postal delivery boat
Oh is it's just called
Mailboat jumping
Stop
Not everything can be a sport. Mailboat jumping.
Yeah, look a mail boat jumping.
And you'll see, that's the, you'll see the boat I'm talking about.
This is ridiculous.
Uh, mail jumping is a type of mail delivery where a postal carrier known as a mail jumper, arrives by boat, jumps onto a dock, places incoming mail in a mailbox, retrieves outgoing mail, then jumps back on a boat.
The boat continues to move at a slow, steady pace, about five miles per hour.
about five miles per hour
while the male jumper jumps on and off.
Yeah, all right.
And it is a thing
that is only as far as I'm aware
in Geneva Lake
and Walworth County, Wisconsin.
Six jumpers are hired annually.
And they jump between June 15th
and September 15th.
Yeah, I've been to Lake Geneva's
kid. That's it.
Yeah. That's okay.
That's the only place.
And then, um,
the only information I see is that
National Public Radio made an
episode on it and then
YouTuber Tom Scott tried mail jumping
on August 16th, 2022.
Thanks, Wikipedia.
Yep, there you go.
It's, uh, so this was a show where it was,
it was just, all right, man.
Okay. Yeah, so it was just girls like,
trying to deliver the mail and get back on the thing.
And then one of them, like, tried to deliver a newspaper or something.
And, like, some of the newspaper, like, was on the dock still that she tried to put into the mailbox.
And then the next girl went up there and slipped on one of the pages.
Yeah, she screwed up.
Yeah.
So I don't know if she got docked points or what happened.
But that was one of the things.
One of the other things was...
That was one of the things.
Slippery stairs.
which apparently is inspired by Japanese game shows.
That sounds like it.
That just sounds like most extreme elimination challenge.
Yeah.
And so if you look up slippery stairs, you will see.
Yeah, those is slippery stairs all right.
Yeah.
And it's very much one of the dumbest sports I've seen.
They just put on like their suit and then they just try to climb to the top of the stairs that are lubricated.
I mean, it is what it is.
Like, they're not pretending it's not that.
Yeah.
And then at the top of the stairs are two girls trying to, like, spray everyone with lubrication.
They called them the lube girls.
That is literally most extreme elimination challenge.
That's what that is.
So, yeah, it's very much that.
But the guy doing the thing was like, I invented slippery stairs.
I was like, did you, though?
I don't think you did.
Yeah, I don't know.
did man yeah um so i was uh we're watching that for a bit it was definitely definitely something uh
i'm surprised nobody like died because like listen they'll go like to the top of those stairs and they
go like sliding down like you can you can destroy someone's knees or some shit doing that i'm
like i would not be doing that well i have to imagine they signed waivers so like you know well yeah
that's that's on you for trying to climb slippery stairs yeah i i would not do that
but you know what?
They seem like they were enjoying it.
And then the one guy that won, they interviewed him,
and they were like, what did you do to prepare for this victory?
And he was like, absolutely nothing.
I was like, dude, I didn't watch more ESPN8.
I wasn't aware it was a real, wait.
It came after Dodgeball, correct?
After that show?
Yeah, I think they did it after.
I think they genuinely were like,
this is a great idea.
Yeah, just put it.
Put the weird sports on there.
They had to have.
Because I don't, there's not an ESPN 7, is there?
No, there's not.
Okay.
I was about to say, come on now.
Five years ago, they had the Rock River Stone Skipping Championship.
They had the T-Rex Dash for Glory.
Corgi races.
They had the donk toss.
Love a good donk toss.
Yep.
Hackysack, Jackie, Sack Championship.
There's a lot of great stuff
On that channel
Pillow Fighting Championship
Mm-hmm
Um
Death diving
Oh, you know what the hell that is
Probably not as cool as it sounds
Let's be real
Probably not
Cup stacking
Vacuum racing
Uh
Okay
I don't even know what that would look like
I'm just I'm reporting the facts
Yeah you are
Yeah you are
No, we have the Pogo skills
Poga-Paloosa
Wiffleball
Kickball
You know, the more I hear about the Ocho
The more I'm like
Yeah, that's this can't be real
None of this is real
I mean sure
Some of it's probably like they just threw it together
But some of these look like
There are people that just
The Florida Man games on there
Dude that's a missed opportunity
They should have put the Florida Man games there
That'd have been perfect.
You can't have all this other crap
and not the Florida, man.
I would have watched the hell out of that.
Yeah.
No, I would have absolutely
watch the Florida games.
Yeah, I think that's pretty much
all of the things.
There's probably many other stupid sports.
Yeah, yeah, no, that's real.
That's true.
Yeah.
But anyway, I was watching that.
That was pretty fun.
Let's see, what else I do?
I don't know.
I've just been doing the,
The classics, YouTube streaming.
The classics.
Yep.
Football starting up, so we did that podcast.
So I recorded that.
That was fun.
You're doing all the things, man.
Yeah.
Just doing a little, all of it.
A little bit of it.
Yeah.
And yeah.
And yeah.
We had our,
I saw everybody liked our live show.
They did.
Very pleased.
Very pleased indeed.
Yeah.
The intro went great.
Maybe the best part.
show to be honest.
Yeah, that's real.
That's absolutely true.
Yeah.
That was fantastic.
Mathis didn't even know what it was.
Because I was showing him after the show.
I was like, it's the hot dog eating thing.
And he was just like, whoa, what?
Yeah.
Well, you have to know.
You have to know about the hot dog eating the lore.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was telling.
Honestly, out of everything, my favorite one is still when he talks about the old guy
drinking coffee and he's just like he starts with drinking his coffee black and then decaf and then
no coffee or whatever and he's like now he's at the decaf stage um it's just oh i remember the
takeo ishi yeah the yodeler he's back yeah one month ago with soft dig or saff dig
He made Yodel Techno.
What?
Yeah, they made Yodel Techno.
It's a fantastic yodeling song.
Really, I'm just happy there's more Tekeoishi.
Here, take a listen.
I love that you have it already queued up.
Oh, yeah.
It's great.
Yodal Techno.
Nope, it's exactly what you would think.
That is yodeling techno.
This is like one of my,
Honestly, a lot of people...
It is in fact even called Yodal Techno.
It's called Yodel Techno.
For everybody listening, just look up Yodal Techno.
Yoltecno, you'll hear it all right.
Yeah.
I think I like yodeling more than I thought I would.
I thought you're about to say, I think I like yodeling more than techno.
No.
But I do love the two blended together.
Personally, I'm also more of a trans music than a techno fan
for category purposes.
Which you heard.
I played trans music while I'm driving.
Honestly, when I'm driving, trans music keeps me sane.
When there's chaos and traffic.
It doesn't make you want to drive fast?
No, that's what big room's for.
Big room?
Yeah, big room has,
Big room has like the big drops because the music's like for the big room.
That's the one where it builds up.
That's like,
well,
there's like different types.
There's like hard style.
There's,
there's different types of like drops.
Sometimes I forget that when you mentioned techno,
you're referring to a very specific thing and not just music with the beeps and the boops in general.
That's the,
you're thinking more like EDM because that's the broad category.
Yes.
I'm thinking broad category and you're thinking hyper-specific.
Yes.
I'm very much.
more into like, like, you're just thinking like red wine. I'm talking like Cabernets and Merlows.
Yes, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's, yes. Perfect example. Yeah, because there's like
different types of techno. There's different types of trance. Uh, so I mean, when we, when we just say like
yodel techno, this is kind of just like a generic thing. But like there, there's plenty of different
types. Like, one of my favorite types of trance is progressive trance because it like slowly
builds up and feels like it's actually putting you into a trance. One of my least favorite types
of trance is uplifting trance.
I hate being uplifted.
What would that even?
Is it just like, is it kind of like
the Christian rock of trance?
Yeah, a little bit.
It's just like, it's kind of like
the generic normie thing
people listen to at trance.
Like it's the type of music they play at festivals
that people go to a lot of time
or it's just like,
this is what it feels like.
That type of shit.
I'm just like, no.
Okay.
All right.
That's not what it feels like y'all
It's you know that like if you hear like a lot of
That's a lot of like normie EDM music's like the uplifting style
Because that's what a lot of people are and they're just like yeah
You know I I hate that
You're at ear first
Frendor hates that
I actually talk about this a lot in that one
Almost too old for this where we listen to music
For how everyone has the same melody
Sure
and I guess it was like
the Gen Z melody
Is that what it was?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a,
I think it was gen.
Yeah, maybe Alpha.
I don't know.
One of those.
The younger generation melody
where it was all the same kind of
song,
which is, you know,
no different than most music
that's popular.
You know,
you can break it down into like,
ah,
it's these chords over and over again.
But,
yeah,
that one,
the reason why it was interesting
is because
the,
the music had a payoff.
So it would be like, it would like start this note and then it would end these series of notes with like,
and here's the payoff to you being interested in this song.
It's the best way to describe it.
Yeah.
Now, his whole thing was like music is like a question and an answer, which I thought was pretty cool.
Yeah, yeah.
And it had an answer.
And that's why, you know, the kids love it because it, there's like a, each song has its own question,
then answer to it.
And I was like, yeah, all right.
And really you could say that about, uh,
You can say that about a lot of music.
I mean, that's what a drop is, right?
It's the buildup, and you're waiting for an answer, and then you get it.
And then you're like, ooh, I like it.
Yeah, exactly.
And one thing I've noticed, because I mentioned this in that episode,
is I hate when a song, like a chorus ends on like a high note.
Like, if it's like, do do, do do do, do.
I'm like, okay, but if it's like, do do do do do, do it just, it feels weird.
when they end, like, going up.
Is that the uplifting?
Is that the part where you're like, no.
It might actually be a part of an uplift.
I don't want to be uplifted right now.
It's not even that.
It just feels off to me.
Because I remember, there's like a few songs like that where I hear it.
And I was like, okay, it's pretty good.
And then it would be like, do do do do do do.
And I'd like do something where it goes down and up.
And I'm just like, it throws me off.
And it makes me feel like anxious or stressed.
I'm like, I hate that.
And I don't know why.
There are some songs where they include a goof note as well, and it drives me crazy.
It happens a lot in techno-y things, which is why sometimes I'm like, no, I can't mess with that.
Where it's like they're trying to get to the point of the song, but in the build-up, there's some sort of note that just is discordant.
the best way I can describe it is
the I think it's the police
Roxanne or the beginning where there's the piano
and I guess he accidentally
or something maybe like hit his butt on the
something happens in the recording studio
and there's like a note that isn't right
but they kept it in the song because it's fun
but that kind of thing I hate I hate that
I'm like no I don't make it perfect
yeah
and I guess you know it's all subjective
but there are certain things that I think people like more just like instinctively
sure yeah and I think maybe that's what you know what it kind of reminds me of it's
like voice inflection I think that's what it would be because it's like how if you say a
sentence and I'm like I am talking right now but if I were to be like I am talking right
now it like sounds weird right you're kind of like what like it sounds like I'm asking a
question. It's also generational, right? I think it's, it's some people just talk like that and it's
fine. Some people, you know, people get upset when, uh, younger generations, I talk like this. And this
is how I talk and everything I do. And people get pissed off of that. I'm like, yeah, it cares.
Yeah. I don't care. Whatever. Um, it really just depends. Uh, because I mean, there's probably
different cultures, different parts of the world where like things like that are more.
normal. But I remember...
And let's be clear, an older
Japanese man
yodeling rocks. There's no
circumstance where that doesn't rock. And if
you think it's stupid, you're stupid.
It's actually not rock. It's techno.
Sorry.
And so
yeah, because I remember
I had a teacher and he talked like that
where he'd be like, we're going
to learn about mythology.
And we're going to learn about Zeus.
and the Greek gods?
And every time, and then you go,
hmm?
Hmm?
And it just, I guess
it creates that sense of like
you're asking a question constantly.
And I think that's why a lot of times
it can make people feel like,
what's going on here.
It's a lot of times when you say something
like, this is the way it is.
They go like, okay, like it is.
It's like you go down and it's like period.
But when you go,
because when you ask a question,
you go like, what are you talking about?
They're like, what's going on?
And it's like you go up
because you don't just go, what's going on?
Well, I mean, I do, but I'm not normal.
You like, you did your own
gen alpha melody there.
You asked the question and answered it yourself.
Yeah.
I mean, that's true.
But I think that's going back to the musical thing,
I think that's part of the reason I'll like it
because it feels like you've answered the
question and at the end of the thing you've just answered, now you just asked another question through that up dialogue or inflection.
It's more of, uh, I answered the question, but I'm not sure if that's the right answer.
That's true too. I don't like that either.
Yeah. Yeah. Or someone, where someone, you're like, what is the capital of Arizona? And they go,
Phoenix? Like that. Yeah. Like, they're not quite sure. Yeah. And so, it's a, it's a, it.
Like when you hear that, you're just like, uh-oh, they're not sure.
But maybe they are sure.
They just said it like that.
But because of the way they said it, you don't know.
Yep.
So, yeah.
I don't even know the point of what I'm talking about.
But some great trans songs are, all right, motorcycle as the rush comes.
That's a good one.
That's like an older one.
And then Neptune's Legacy by Darren Porter.
if there's anyone looking for some good trance bangers.
None of this means anything to me, by the way, but I love that for you.
Yeah, check it out.
I remember Neptune's Legacy by Darren Porter when I was listening.
It was like 15 years ago or something.
That played, and then Armin Van Buren, it was on his podcast, and he was like,
massive melody.
As always, I was like, a massive melody.
Sam, that's...
Also check out Yodel Techno.
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See how many out there.
Oh, man, traffic.
Well, it's getting a little better
because I know August was actually the worst month for traffic.
I learned that last month because I was like,
man, there's a lot of traffic out here,
Turns out, August one of the worst months for traffic.
What do you know?
So it's a little better now, but still not great.
I'm sure it'll get a little better until the holidays where it gets even worse.
And then it'll get better after that.
So the ebbs and flows of traffic.
It's like a river.
Thank you.
Yeah.
And what's crazy is I just watched a video of a waterfall where I guess a river.
I don't even know how it happened.
It was just like this little tiny waterfall.
And then suddenly the river just started shooting water down that waterfall.
And everyone's like, you never know what happens upstream.
This normal waterfall actually become a torrential downpour.
Anything could happen on the water.
I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's, yeah.
What do you mean?
That's not new.
Yeah.
Nature can do things.
Like nature can come.
For example, today I landed it, it was raining.
and everyone was like, why is it raining in L.A.?
And I know, because a few days ago, I went online
and looked up what the weather was going to be like
when I got back, and I saw there was a hurricane warning,
and I was like, what do you mean? There's a hurricane warning.
So I went to the, you know, the weather.com page to see the satellite.
It's not, it wasn't just one hurricane off the coast of Baja.
There was another one in the Pacific, and then another one in the Pacific.
And I was like, yeah, no, we're fine.
The Earth's fine.
Everything's cool.
No worries.
I was like three hurricanes at once all headed towards California.
Come on now.
That is.
When is the last time they got a hurricane?
Well, we didn't technically, we're not getting a hurricane because they dissipate or whatever.
But like, we're still getting the rain and stuff.
When's the last time I got a hurricane?
I don't know.
Probably a long time ago.
Last hurricane in California.
Tropical storms.
It seems like it's
1854, 106 tropical cyclones
have affected the state of California
affected, but like
when there's only been one
recorded landfall of a tropical storm
in 1939
and a tropical storm is not a hurricane.
Yeah, that's
according to this, it was 1858
on the Wikipedia list of
California hurricanes.
So 1858 is, you know,
Yeah, that's a tropical cyclone.
That's not even, that's not technically.
That's just hurricane force winds.
Yeah, we're not, and I think it's just, that's the nature of this part of the world is we don't get hurricanes.
Yeah, no, you get earthquakes, mudslime.
We get our own nonsense.
But yeah, watching three in the ocean was pretty crazy.
And I was like, oh, we're going to get a lot of rain this winter, I guess.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, this is the, supposed to be the super El Nino.
Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
Everything's great.
Yeah, I'm sure it's all good.
Yeah, it'll be fine. No worries.
Yeah.
And that's the weather.
Or, that's traffic.
We're on to the weather.
Yeah, I know, but hey, what's going on to the weather?
Weather time.
We've, we only got four
weathers this time. I think because there was the live show, so
how many people did the weather.
And we have landed on,
let's see which one it is,
Uh, I beg of three sirs, a weather request for BlackBut, not NSW Australia.
My home area of the Illawara.
Also, fun fact, I've heard old episodes of you reading Australia place names such as Wagga Wagga,
and they're so odd for people from other countries because they're in indigenous languages.
Blackbutts indigenous?
I imagine so.
No way.
No way.
They, no.
No.
And when you have names that are like, uh,
Brimaru and Goombungi right next to Blackbutt, come on,
Guga, Guga Creek, Tabinga, Kula Boonya, those make sense to me.
The Coomba Falls makes sense.
And then there's Blackbutt. Come on now. No.
Yeah, I don't understand Australia.
I'm not going to lie.
Toowo.
Tuwumba is south of, you're telling me,
Toowo, black butts on the same level as Toowoomba?
Yeah.
Ken Killing Bunn?
This is a,
It was established 1887.
Probably by some guy named,
like Jonathan Blackbutt.
Or Blackbeard the pirate.
No, I don't think Blackbeard would be like, name it after me tush.
You never know.
Aye, tis just as hairy is me beer.
I don't like picturing that.
He's got it braided.
Yeah, yeah.
In Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia.
It is 74 degrees.
Fahrenheit.
They don't use Fahrenheit, but we're using.
Freedom units.
We have
winds at 6 mile per hour
east. Humidity 43%
Uvindex 7.
Air quality 34, dewpoint
50, pressure 30.09 inches, 9 mile
visibility. 558
a.m. sunrise, 541 p.m. sunset.
Moonrise, 256 a.m.
129 p.m. moonset.
And a waning crescent moon.
is the moon phase. Checking the 10 day.
It is 80 degrees and sunny today.
Tuesday, 75, Wednesday.
Mostly sunny, 78.
Partly cloudy. Thursday, 69. Nice.
Friday, partly cloudy. 69. Nice.
Saturday. 70. Sunday.
Party cloudy. 73.
And pretty much 70s, 80s.
It's pretty nice.
This is out there, dude.
this is, there is,
I'm trying to figure out exactly
where do you grocery shop?
There is one street I found
that has a cafe
and a bakery
oh and another cafe
two cafes and a bakery
but I
I see a pharmacy
I see a medical center
I see black butt smash repairs
Never mind. I found friendly
Grocer. All right. So there's a grocery store. But like,
yeah, we're out. We're out in the wilderness.
Man, you can go southwest down to Nut Grove.
I guess. Is there stuff in Nut Grove?
Um, no.
Because this is all national parks. Where are we?
Oh, we're like, I thought we were in the middle of nowhere. We're kind of,
it's not too far away from, uh, no.
Brisbane or Brisbane
Brisbane
Yeah
This is
We're technically pretty far north
Yeah
It's not too
I thought it was being in the middle of nowhere too
It's not
I mean it is a lot of national parks
To be clear
It is in the grand scheme of thing
In the middle of nowhere
They do have Bunya Nut Cafe
That's what I'm saying
And that's cool
I'm more excited
the black butt bakery, to be honest,
if you want any example of what this place looks like,
go look at that bakery.
It looks like a Wild West place.
It really does.
Like some 1800s America.
But all those.
This was established around then.
They look delicious.
I need a meat pie.
I'd do that in a heartbeat.
Is this really like the main part of town?
I'm telling you it is.
Yeah.
I think it's just out there, dude.
I think this is one of those.
It's up.
This just feels like the vibe of a town where if you were in, I don't know,
driving in northern California or driving in, you know, going between, you know, like the Grand Canyon and somewhere.
Right.
It's kind of like a park.
It's, you, this is a drive-through town.
Yeah, like the old-timey Wild West, like mining towns or the,
like, this is where we live,
go mine down the mountain.
Yeah, if you look at it,
everything near it just has the same vibe.
It looks kind of, it is, you know,
this continues my thoughts on the fact that America,
well, America, the United States, Canada,
and Australia are just all the bastard children of England.
And we are roughly the same.
Having been to all three,
there's qualities that are, you know,
we speak a little,
different here and there, but it's still pretty much the same damn place.
Yeah, it pretty much is.
This feels very middle America. Yeah. Yeah.
That's the, wait, where are we? That's the weather.
Okay, let's go sports.
Sports, we got sports.
College football started up again.
And NFL football starts up this week.
Let's see, I don't really know any of the college football rankings.
Right now, it looks like Ohio State.
Oregon, Georgia, Notre Dame, Texas
are the top five.
And what else we got here?
Notre Dame is currently winning.
There's other teams.
I'm not a big college football person,
but there's plenty of people at are.
Then we got
let's see, NBA.
Oh yeah, Clippers got five first round picks
taken from them.
Damn.
That's pretty wild.
For illegally ignoring the salary cap
to pay Kauai Leonard.
That was pretty crazy.
Then baseball.
Tampa Bay Rays in first place.
White Sox first place.
Astro's first place.
Braves first place, Brewers and Dodgers.
So we're getting towards the end now.
We're only like 19 more games for baseball before the playoffs.
And that'll be good.
Wild card teams are the Yankees and the Red Sox currently in the lead.
And then there's like a three-way battle for the final spot with the Guardians, Blue Jays.
And then the Cubs and the...
Rangers.
Cubs and the Phillies leading the NL wild card spot
with the Diamondbacks and the Padres battling for that final wild...
Wild card spot.
And then we've got...
What else?
Oh, yeah, hockey.
Nothing really happening.
Pretty much we're just waiting for a lot of the other sports to start up.
Which should be pretty soon, actually, for the preseason.
I think those start like mid-September for basketball.
hockey. And then that's
one of my favorite times of the year when every
major sport in America's like rolling.
You get baseball, basketball, football, hockey,
all going at once. That one, that one brief
month. Yep.
One.
Everything's great. All two.
It's like September October. Okay. Sure.
Yeah, it's like a month and a half.
And that's sports. What is our fact of the day?
Let's see. We got some facts here. We got
facts. Snakes.
can predict when earthquakes will happen.
They're the most reliable source of animal detection.
That's because they're so close to the ground.
A child could tell you that.
I mean, that's true, but there's a lot of animals close to the ground.
Yeah, but like, you know, snakes, they be grounded.
It says they are very sensitive to subtle ground vibrations and environmental changes.
They be grounding.
They do be grounding.
I mean, I'm also sensitive to environmental changes.
That's real.
You probably could tell what earthquake's going to happen
hours before. I probably could.
My knees would probably start hurting.
I'd get like a migraine.
Yeah.
A lot of things happening.
Hold on.
I'm going to give you one more because it's a wacky day.
Did you know that a thunderstorm
called Hector, the convector,
the convector, arrives every day at 3 p.m.
What?
It's right.
Most thunderstorms are unpredictable, but not Hector.
Thanks to a microclimate over the Tee-Tee-wee Islands.
This got to be Australia, off the coast of Northern Australia, yep.
There you go, yeah.
Hector arrives every day at 3 p.m. from September through March.
He's also huge, regularly reaching more than 19 kilometers 12 miles high.
I mean, I guess if you know that, you can kind of plan your day.
That's true.
You gotta think positive.
You gotta think positive on this stuff.
I mean, I like the thunderstorms, but I guess it, you know, I wouldn't want it to be every day.
Yeah.
But it depends on how long it last.
They said it was wide, but how long does it last?
Well, I mean, they said it last.
Well, yeah, it starts at 3 p.m., but the ones at end.
Once at end?
Like, if it's like 3 p.m. to 3.15, like, all right, pretty good.
We don't have to water the plants.
Yeah.
They don't say.
Bad reporting.
Bad reporting.
Yep.
And that's the fact of the day.
All right.
Who has come to us with tears in their eyes?
We've got dear illustrious tears.
Dear illustrious sirs, with tears of my eyes and hope in my heart, I come before you to ask,
what would it take for you to do a Cox and Crenor live in Europe?
It would even be a great opportunity to have a special guest, Dodger,
and go to a real Polish restaurant, love your show, been listening since 2012.
Money.
Money and I hate traveling.
Yeah, so enough money to make the travel worth it for Crendor.
Exactly.
That's literally the answer.
If you want, like there's no other answer.
Enough money that Crenor could get over his desire not to travel 11 hours by plane.
Yeah.
Because I mean, I can ask you the same question.
Why do you come to Chicago?
What are you going to say?
Oh, my money and time.
Well, there you go.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Get him, Crenor.
I got him.
Thanks for listening.
Thanks for listening to our show
Yeah, I don't know
Yup, yep, it's really it
Like many things in life
Yeah
Then we have dear lustreous sirs
I come to you with no tears in my eyes
For my eyes are gone and my tear ducks have sealed
That's a real thing, look it up
What the hell?
I don't want that
What happens when you cry then?
Do you just like...
You don't, your tear duct's seal
So you don't like, you just...
Yeah, but do they hurt?
And it's...
No, I do you probably just...
It's like when an actor cries, but they actually aren't crying.
You know what I mean?
Like, they're sad, but there's no tears.
Like, I'm all cried out.
I get that part.
I'm just like, is it like, is it like, they just can't generate them?
Or, like, do they happen?
And they just get backed up and they can, like, actually appear?
No, there's no way you back up tears.
Because it's, well, it says the tear ducts have sealed.
So if they're sealed and you start crying, they got to go somewhere.
And that's just you leakin.
So you won't know.
Like, do your cheeks get all filled with water?
Are you living in a world where your ears start leaking when you cry?
Is that what you're saying?
It could happen.
He's nose throat, all connected.
That's all I'm saying.
All right, sure, man.
Yeah, all right.
Anything's possible, I guess.
Where does it go?
Okay, if the ear duct is just not functioning, that's one thing.
Of like, okay, the tears just aren't appearing because they can't.
But if the tears are actually appearing...
I think you're really hung up on the sealed part of this.
I am.
It's a sealed.
That's the word they use.
It isn't like a door was closed and they're trying to keep back water.
It's entirely different. This is different.
Why? How's it different?
Well, because it doesn't produce it anymore.
Well, how do you know that? Is that the thing?
Does it just say they don't get produced?
Oh.
That's a big difference. If they're not producing them, then it's fine because there's no backup of tears.
But if they're producing them, where are the tears going?
Then you're going to get mold.
Is the water just going to sit back there?
high humidity.
Then you're going to dive mold exposure.
I mean, all right.
So a blocked or sealed duck only stops tears from draining into your nose,
which causes watery eyes and overflow of the face.
It does not turn off the gland that makes tears.
You're still making tears?
Wait, but you're still making tears then.
Aha!
Now you're like me.
Now you're wondering.
I am wondering.
I don't get this.
You know what?
The body, it's already too complicated for me.
This is too much.
Um,
oh,
anyway,
then they say,
Crenor,
can you get Jesse to finish Skyrim already?
We gave him a million subs.
He hasn't made good on his word.
It was five years ago.
He forgot the internet remembers.
It was five years ago,
dude.
Oh,
my God.
Listen,
I tried the one time,
and he's like,
it's on my desktop.
I just got to click play,
and he hasn't done it yet.
Five years?
Yeah, no, you deserve to be pissed.
You know what?
Time has no meaning for me.
Five years is a long time.
You're right.
That's true.
I expect this from scam stripping, but not you.
Yeah, no, you're right.
Five years.
Is that real?
That can't be true.
That can't be real.
No, that's bullshit.
Five years, bro.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Um.
Yeah, when did you twillard?
When did you tweet it out?
I don't, don't look that up.
I don't want to know that it was five years ago.
That can't be real.
That can't be real.
Jesse Cox has hit one million subs.
Reddit June 29th, 2023.
No, it's only been three years.
Three years.
That's fine.
That's on three years.
All right.
That's on you.
See, I'm fine then.
It's fine.
Okay.
All right, we're good.
Perfect.
And that's the deal with the research.
All right, Crendor, today's big news story is from me to you.
Oh, boy.
I saw this article while I was on vacation.
All right.
And I, I'm just going to, I'm just going to, I'm just going to read you the headline.
And I'm going to just read you the article.
It might be the best article I've ever read my entire life.
All right.
Orgy Dome Organizer shares warning to couples as Burning Man Festival gets underway.
Orgy Dome Organizer already is...
Oh yeah. Oh, yeah.
Couples hoping to visit Burning Man's Orgy Dome
are being urged by organizers to have a conversation with each other
before participating.
The Nevada Festival is back for 2026,
with Revelers flocking to the iconic Orgy Dome.
The six positive space can be found inside the,
and then there's only love camp in Black Rock City.
And once there, guests can explore their sexuality in a safe environment.
The people behind the OGOG...
The people behind the Orgy Dome give a talk about consent before every session.
An organizer, Baby Jesus, is encouraging anyone with an established relationship to listen to the talk,
even if they don't think they need it.
Last year's Burning Man turned into chaos as one festival goer was reportedly crushed by a Tesla cyber.
truck.
What?
What the hell?
Are they alive?
I have so many questions.
I have so many questions.
Speaking exclusively.
They're just like having an orgies that a cyber truck
just drove in?
What the hell?
Dude, I don't know.
I don't know.
Speaking exclusively to the Irish star,
baby Jesus explained how despite couples being told to take part in the consent talk,
they often reply,
I get the consent framework,
we don't need that,
we've been married for 20 years.
The organizer countered,
well, yeah,
but you're going to get yourself into a new situation.
You might get triggered by something.
So have a conversation with each other.
Talk about insecurities you might have right now
because maybe you just are used to being in this relationship.
you haven't talked about certain things.
Burning Man's Orgy Dome also has some rules for anyone
before they even enter the space.
Guests must bring ID to prove they're over 18
and will be turned away if they show up under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
That's half the fun, I would imagine.
We also don't allow people to just sit and enjoy the show.
We're not here to put on the show.
We're here for a relationship building, consent.
It seems a lot of like,
Guys, it's about relationship building and consent.
Ignore the fact that it's the orgy dome, okay?
Ignore all that.
This is about bringing people closer together.
The Orgy Dome was rebuilt for this year's Burning Man Festival
after it was destroyed by storms in 2025.
While organizers have managed to construct a new dome,
Baby Jesus admitted they still need donations
to perfect the new infrastructure.
And then they link a GoFundMe.
They got to fund that Orgy Dome somehow.
And currently, they've raised $32,000 of $50,000 needed for the Orgy Dome.
And Crenor, I just want you to see...
If you're thinking, oh wow, what's this look like? There you go.
Right, let's see here.
That is a dome.
Yep.
Oh yeah, there it is.
That is...
It's a dome, alright.
It kind of looks like the blood elf area in the black type.
temple. No, the worst part
is if you click a few things in
it's just a dick from above.
Keep clicking over. It's just a dick and balls.
You know, and you know they were
very proud of that. Like, oh, they were so
happy. Yeah.
That's
you know, they're only 18. The worst part is is you
enter through the dick. You go
through the penis head
to the dome orientation.
And then you can then enter
and what's crazy is there's one dome that's the main space
and one dome that's workshops?
What are they workshopping in there?
It's probably like the comma sutro or whatever.
All right.
It's got to be.
I don't know what else you'd be workshopping.
That's, I just love the fact that it's just like a big-ass dome
where they're like, got to have the orgy dome.
It's not a burning name.
You got the orgy.
Yeah, you got it.
Plus, yeah, you're right.
They should go in through the balls and then exit through the head.
Like, that would make more sense.
Yeah, but that's, you know,
that, it's probably they can't do that anymore after the Tesla incident.
Oh, yeah.
Hasles ruined everything.
That's, what an amazing paragraph.
Listen to this again.
The people behind the Orgy Dome give a talk about consent before every session,
and organizer Baby Jesus is encouraging anyone in an established relationship to listen to the talk,
even if they don't think they'll need it.
Last year's Burning Man turned to chaos when one festival goes reportedly crushed my Tesla truck.
How is that one paragraph?
That really needs like a story in itself.
Because there really nothing on that.
There has to be an article on that or something, right?
there must be i'm not going to look it up right now but there must be yeah in a future show
we will determine if there was there there has to be there has to be there is you know what i found
the article we can do that next week all right there you go that's the tease baby perfect and i'm
sure i won't forget yep yep and that's our big news story of the day okay well that's it for us
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