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Episode Date: October 27, 2024In the debut episode from their new set, the boys read another tale from Rebecca Klingel, the author of Borrasca. Also Hunter really has to ask Isaiah something… Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...sit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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I mean, we probably could.
Can you imagine if we got a Totino's pizza flavor?
Jol, that would be, you know, happy I'd be to be in a grocery store and be like, there we are.
They put green dye in the cheese, so it's, you melt the green.
It's like green cheese, and we call it like.
Little black pepperonies.
Yeah, what would we call it, green and black pizza roll?
Crazy pepperoni.
yo whoa hold on hold on cowboy let's calm down there
you're really opening up a lot of doors
scary scary salami
scary salami scary salami's pretty good
but there's no salami in it it's pepperoni
hazardous hamburger what about creepy pepperoni
like the peas play off each other creepy pepperoni creepy
pepperoni. Yeah. Creeperone. Yo. He's got it. Look at this guy. What about, so I, no one really
jumped at this, but I'm still going to say it again. Hazardous hamburger. Say it again. See if
the third time gets us. Hazardous hamburger. Yo!
Today, we're reading a story written by the author of Barasca,
a.k.a. the Dalek emperor, aka.
Sorry, I was looking at the subreddit making memes about your grandfather shooting your dog.
I think the use of AI. Also written by C.K. Walker, which is the pen name of Rebecca Klingle.
So obviously, not only do you guys know the impact Barasca has had on,
you know, your well-being. But the impact it's had on us, because most of the time when we talk
about, like, one of the best stories we covered, Barrasca is always in the top three, right?
And everyone, we love it. A lot of you all love it in spite of the trauma it caused, which you're
welcome for that, by the way. So we figured there is an episode, or sorry, a short story written
by the same author called The Lost Town of Deepwood, Pennsylvania. So that sounds like an interesting
title. We know we like the author. Sounds perfect for an in-person episode.
I'm still going to go back to, I think, that the abuse of AI in our subreddit depicting me as a fat child.
I want to just go on record saying that those posts are going to be removed.
I'm going to repel those from existence on the subreddit.
And there's just going to be, it's just going to have to be a lot stricter.
And I hate to be this guy, but it's unfucking fathomable what they've started to do to me.
And I have started therapy because of it.
Yeah.
here's a picture of him as a fat little child next to a man holding a shotgun
pointed out a small dog and it says hunter's grandfather's POV and I think that's
really cool and you all should keep doing it anyway so to get I don't have to tell you
why that's we're removing that okay and we're getting into the story and I will say
I think the title of the story is good
Yes, it is interesting. It reminds me of the one we did during a grab bag. What was it called? The disappearance of Shelby, Kansas or so it was a woman's name, Kansas. Ashley, Kansas. The disappearance of Ashley, Kansas. So the title kind of reminds me of that. But again, from, I think honestly, the only one of Rebecca's works I've read is probably Barovska, at least to my knowledge. I think that's the only one that we've read. It's definitely the only one we've only read on the show.
just in general. I think in general. That's the other one I've read. I thought you've read way more of her
stuff. I guess not. I've heard of more of her stuff. Like I've heard of like Mayhem Mountain, I know,
but I've never read it, stuff like that. So there are, I know she has written a lot of other
famous works. Barasca far and away, though, is the most popular. She's also done the work on the
haunting of Hillhouse. Okay, I should clarify, in the creepypasta community,
Barrasca is the most popular. But yeah, she's like a very accomplished author,
the road on Haunting of Hill House and stuff like that.
We stay in her very much.
Rebecca, for some reason, you see this.
Does Pennsylvania have any bodies of water?
Because this could very well be an Atlantis situation.
Deepwood.
I feel like Deepwood makes it sound like it's in the woods.
That's, you know, you're putting up a, I just want, when are we going to start talking about
mur creatures?
Merman, mer women.
I actually know a few creepypastas about, like, ocean people and stuff like that.
I want to start digging into that.
when we can soon
Okay
Not now
Okay
Okay
Okay buddy
When we start rolling in
It's like oh I think that my husband's a fucking fish person
I want to be on that gravy train
Okay
All right
All right
But I'll let you know
I'm excited
I hope that this is equally
As good as Barasca
If so I'm going to be a very happy little boy today
Do you also want it to have
Like female impregnation farms
Yeah like the sex slave weird
You know I think
we could probably do without it.
I'm open to a lot of things, though.
How many stories does an author have to write with that in it before it becomes questionable?
I think three.
Oh!
We're on the right track.
So if this one does have it, totally fine.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, there's one more.
I mean, like, you know, everyone, who doesn't from time to time?
We look at every one of our stories and they're all just impregnation from stories.
Like, okay, okay, well, come on.
Maybe we dial it back a little bit.
All right, well, without further ado, let's get into the lost town of Deepwood, Pennsylvania.
Let's get into it.
As always, everyone, thank you so much for watching.
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if we overtake them we can
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if by the end of the year
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do you think we can at least
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forward. Isaiah, let's get into this story. And if there's a reference of Mountain Dew,
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know what you're talking about.
Lost town, Deepwood, Pennsylvania.
All right.
When I was a kid, my dad traveled a lot for work.
Back then, his company was growing exponentially,
and my father was sent to oversee the opening of new stores all across the country.
In 2002, he had a particularly busy year.
My dad was assigned to his store in Pennsylvania,
and because it was a longer assignment,
and because it was summertime as well,
he decided to take my mom and I with him.
Since we were going to be there for two months,
they gave us a fully furnished house in the suburbs.
It was two stories tall and at the end of a very long cul-de-sac.
The town itself was very small, with a little over 3,000 residents,
and the suburb where we stayed was even more rural.
Our neighborhood was relatively new, and most of the houses were still empty.
The housing development, Lone Wood, had only just started cutting into the dense forest
that surrounded it, and all the empty houses gave it a very eerie, albeit boring feel.
Lucky for me, there were a few other kids who,
lived in Lonewood and one of them happened to be my age. Jamie and I were both 12 and really that
was all we needed to have in common. We had a lot of fun that summer. Being a city kid, I was eager to
explore all the bike trails local kids had made out in the woods. The city of Middlesboro was a very
old town which was incorporated sometime in the early 1800s. The town had tons of history,
but nothing really to do. One particularly boring Sunday, Jamie and I even went to the town's
museum.
It's pretty boring, as expected, until we heard some kid asking an employee about the lost
town.
The employee replied that that was just a legend, but that was enough to peek my curiosity.
I do love that.
Random kid comes in.
What about the lost town?
What over the lost town?
Yeah.
I don't think I've ever had anything to that extreme, but I've definitely heard of, like,
in my hometown, we had a little city museum thing that was also really boring.
But there was a guy who's like, what about the butcher?
And it was like, where it's like, oh, we had a serial killer in this town.
And then the guy was like, oh, that makes it even more interesting.
We're not trying to put him in here.
And I've never still, I've still never known like who it was or anything.
Wow.
But it was still one of it's like that weird serendipid.
I like this, I like this beginning of being like, what about the lost town?
What of the lost town?
Yeah, exactly.
I will say right now, this is smacking on the pulpit of Baroque.
pretty hard. I was new to town. I was 12 years old. I met a local kid named Jamie. Oh, true. We went to
the local historic place and there was the lost town, which is the exact same was like the lost
mind or whatever was the person of refresh my memory. Was the, so was the he was new to town
or his dad. Yeah, his dad, they had just moved there because his dad got a job as the sheriff's
deputy. The sheriff. Okay. That's that's okay. I'm just making sure. Because that was the whole thing with
that story was fucked up was that the dad like the dad turned out to be one of the people running it and gave
his daughter to the thing, which is why I want to read the next part of Barasca, because I hope he gets
just... We should put that out there. We will be doing Barasca 5 at some point. Yeah, it's just a long,
it's long. I think Barasca 5, if I recall, right, is longer than one through four together.
I think that we, yeah, I think that we were looking it over. It's like a five hour. Yeah,
it's going to be like a long-ass episode. Which I'm down for. Yeah, we just need to prepare it,
you know, we just need to block out a day for it. Yeah, yeah. A full day. Yeah. I quitched Jamie about it,
but he didn't seem to know much either.
It was a full five weeks into the summer
before I finally got my questions answered.
Jamie and I were building a bike ramp
over a narrow stream late one afternoon
when we saw a group of five teenagers
boisterously heading up out into the woods.
They were carrying flashlights and beer,
several of them trying to scare the girls
of the group into turning back.
I wonder where they're going.
I mused as I glanced over at Jamie.
He stood up and wiped his brow.
I know where they're going.
Where?
I stood up and dusted the dirt off my shorts.
The novelty of living in a small town had weeks ago given way to boredom,
and I jumped on anything that sounded remotely interesting.
They're looking for the Lost Town.
He sighed regretfully.
Okay, seriously, what is that?
I knew you knew more than you let on.
I need to know, Jamie, I need to know.
I shook his shoulders and mock hysteria, and he stumbled for balance.
All right, I'll tell you, geez, Katie.
Jamie picked up his bike and started walking down the bike path.
I grabbed his mind and followed him.
The Lost Town is just a dumb legend.
The stories say that Middleboro had sister city nearby, somewhere out in these woods.
Then one day, like a century and a half ago, the whole town just disappeared.
The people left or died.
Nobody knows.
Nobody even remembers the name of the town.
It's like a rite of passage or something for kids to go looking for it.
Jamie, we should...
No!
He stopped and turned to look at me.
Some kid went looking for it in the 70s and never came back.
They found his body like 10 years later in the middle of nowhere.
he got lost out there
it's easy to do
everything looks the same
he was a total idiot probably on drugs
I mean it was the 70s
we're totally different generation
we have satnav
satnav
satellite navigation GPS yeah
satnav
he looked at me curiously
Jamie had lived in this town his whole life
and sometimes I forgot how sheltered he was
satellite navigation
that's me impersonating it's so it's so
cringe that we just had this conversation.
I know, I fucking hate myself.
My dad has a GPS that he totally wouldn't notice missing for a day.
Come on, Jamie.
It'd be so much fun.
I'd better get back.
I love whenever you have conversations with yourself, because it's like hysteria,
setting in.
Jamie looked at his watch and then mounted his bike.
My dad has taken me to a movie tonight.
We rode in an uncomfortable silence until an idea struck me as we rolled over the abandoned train tracks.
They were old and almost buried by
wrapped by plant growth.
Hey, I do you don't want to talk about it, but has anyone ever found anything?
No, well, my friend's older brother said he found some human bones out there once,
but nobody believed him.
Oh, where do people look?
Well, almost everybody goes to the lake.
He pointed to the left of us, where we'd seen the teenagers heading earlier.
It's pretty deep back there, but they figure if there was another town, they would
have lived by the lake, so that's where they go.
Well, you know what I would do?
I would follow the train tracks.
I mean, they look pretty old.
I don't know why they would lay them going back into those woods
unless there was something back there.
So that's where I'd go.
Jamie, consider this and then nodded.
Yeah, I guess I could buy that.
No one follows the tracks that way, though.
That's where that kid disappeared went.
I wasn't swayed.
I didn't bring up the lost town again until two weeks later.
It was a weekend before we were moving home,
and my parents had a barbecue for the employees of Dad's new store
and some of our neighbors.
Jamie and I hung out inside the house
and played my Nintendo 64
while we flirted pretty outrageously
Hot
How old are these kids?
26, I think you.
They're
Bases covered.
Bases covered.
Man, these kids on bicycles, building ramps playing N-664.
Thank God they graduated college
eight years ago, yeah.
What does it look like?
Like whenever you're flirting playing Nintendo 64.
What was that?
What kind of, what kind of shenanes?
You were never, you were never, like, in high school playing games with the girl you liked.
Some of the boys, maybe.
It's my turn.
It's my turn.
Stop! Stop it.
No, stop, Tycoe.
Stop!
Stop!
That's how I float.
You do, you do that thing when, like, you're playing a game together, and then one of you's, like, beating the other, and you're, like, doing the, ha-ha, like,
the shove thing or whatever.
Okay, come on.
That you're cheating.
Sure, yeah.
That's probably what's been described here.
Yeah.
There's a lot of this going on, you know.
You're tickling me.
I don't like, I'm not going to describe anymore because you're going to do it.
It makes me uncomfortable.
I'm looking directly into the viewer's eyes right now.
Stop it.
You're tickling me.
I'm up next.
I want that if people can practice their flirtation.
I'm going to keep reading good.
lord there had been an unspoken sort of mutual attraction throughout the summer that no one had the
guts to act on moaning since i was moving home in five days there really was nothing left to lose
although his intentions were probably pure and genuine i'm embarrassed to say that mine were
not i thought that if i could make him want to impress me he would agree to go looking for the lost
town. What a bitch.
I mean, this is like standard high school stuff.
Yeah, but still, that is not, I mean,
what the fuck? I mean, like, sure it's rude, but I mean,
like, there's a bunch of girls in high school, like, oh, that guy
likes me. If he gets off flustered,
he'll go to that weird town where the
guy died.
Well, how many... Just to impress me.
How many girls...
How many girls in high school and stuff like that?
Like, you know, they try to, like,
get a guy to like them for, like, social cloud,
or, like, because he's, like, big on the baseball team.
Like, they don't actually like him. They just want something.
out of him, right? It's like it's, I think it's a fine
part of being a kid. Now, when you're
an adult doing like serious relationships
off of this, it's different. Negging?
What is, what is
the definition of negging?
Negging is a manipulative tactic that involves
making backhanded compliments or negative comments.
Oh, that's what you're just like,
you look really good for a fat girl.
That's negging.
I don't think that's it. That's negging.
I don't think that's nagging.
No, a manipulative tactic that involves
making backhanded comments or negative comments
to make someone feel.
what you just did
is just mean
it would be like this
it'd be like yeah you look a lot better today
that's that's this kind of similar to what I did
no no the different
saying you look really good for a fat girl
is totally different first off I didn't say that
I'm saying that's the example of someone
negative I'm saying but it has to be manipulative
if I say you look better today you're like
Thank you.
And then maybe you're later to like, oh, did I look not good the past few days?
Which is what the incentive, the underlying was.
Oh, so just saying, you look pretty good for a fat girl.
It's just like, what are you talking?
What?
Like, there's no, there's no manipulation there.
You know, for a guy this big, you look really good.
Okay, here's one.
Hey, Hunter, your last video was a lot better.
Oh, thank you.
It was really good.
The other ones are good.
This one's really good, too.
Wow, I'm good at everything.
That's what he meant.
There's never one negative thing.
Hmm, okay.
Well, I'm glad I have an understanding of what nagging is now.
Okay, I'm just going to keep going.
The legend had thoroughly consumed me.
I'd been to the local library every morning for the past week
looking for more information on the town and it found nothing.
The legends don't just come from nowhere.
I'm sure of it.
I knew if we didn't leave by 2 p.m.,
we wouldn't have enough daylight to carry out my plan.
I already had a backpack packed with water,
a flashlight, a camera,
and a can of red spray paint.
I figured if we left the tracks,
we would need a way to find our way back to them.
I thought I was so clever.
Nothing in that backpack made a damn bit of difference in the end.
I was a fool.
I set my controller down and turned to look at Jamie.
So, do you want to go to the woods one last time?
I raised my eyebrow at him and smiled.
Yeah.
He said excitedly,
And he jumped up off the couch.
Then, embarrassed, he cast his eyes down at the floor.
Yeah, you know, if you want to, that's cool.
Cool, let's go.
This impersonal thing is I'm glad I get to act and be the character here.
Yeah, I get.
The whole time you were reading, I'm like, don't look at me, don't look at me.
Cool, let's go.
Thank you.
I grabbed his hand and ran out the,
front door grabbing my strategically placed backpack on the way jamie didn't even notice it he was
walking faster than i was when we had gotten a decent way into the trees jami turned around
and looked briefly at my face before casting his eyes to the ground he rubbed the back of his neck
i've actually like wanted to kiss you all summer don't look at me when you do that line read
it doesn't help that any time i imagine you as a kid it's just you your head now but on a
smaller body i was stunned to silence absolutely dumbfounded that jamie had found the guts
to say anything like this i knew any had to fill the awkward silence left in its wake so i did
the only thing i could think of i leaned in and kissed him it was if
dude why did your lips purse when you said that
he's like leaning over and shit
I immediately hate the in-person format
because you can do
you can do physical bits
like right next to me while I'm here
and I don't realize them until
I wouldn't really want to record in person
for like
a long time
I can tell
it was the awkward first kiss of two 12 year olds but it made me feel warm it's in a flight of
butterfly swirling into my stomach so i actually really did like jamie how about that i let him go
and his face was the same shade of red that i imagined mine was he quickly changed the subject
to how long he'd wanted to ask me out but that he didn't think i liked him back
we walked for a while carrying this conversation of oblivious his surroundings
me subtly leading the way.
It took him stumbling over the tracks
to break off his monologue
and finally noticed the backpack.
It looked to me like I'd punched him in the face.
You can't be serious.
Jamie, I know, but look,
this is the last time I'm going to see you
in a really long time.
And I want to remember today.
We will only be out for two hours max.
We'll be back before they even realize we're gone.
Jamie stared at the tracks for a minute
and seemed to be considered.
considering it all. I held my breath until he finally let out a deep sigh.
Okay. Oh my God, Jamie. I...
He held up his finger cutting me off.
But we follow the tracks the entire time and we turn around after an hour.
Okay. I was so excited that I hugged him. It would be the first and last time I ever did.
Ooh. I want to say too, real quick, this author does a really good job by like setting up
mysterious, like, world-building places,
like almost, like, fantastical dream,
like, who knows if it's real or not?
Well, and also the relationships between people quickly.
She does a great job at, like, establishing her characters quickly, right?
But in a meaningful way.
Like, I feel more attached to these two than I do a ton of the different characters we read about, right?
Like, I think of Jamie and Katie, like, more than I think of, I don't know.
I mean, characters from stories like 1999, where it's just kind of like a faceless person.
So it establish it, not to say that's a bad story, just I'm thinking of a good story in comparison.
Like, we have our setup that we like, and it's doing fun stuff with the writing as well, stuff like his face was as red as I imagined mine was.
Like there's, you know, fun writing tricks there, but it stays focused on where it wants to go.
I think she has a good, you went to good with these stories too, then being 12 years old, that perfect time where it's like youthful ignorance, but also like, like,
like kind of upbeat adventurous kind of you have enough agency to go do stuff but still enough
stupidity to put yourself in dumb situations like the innocence of believing that someone like if
if if they were 26 you'd be like do you have nothing better to do yeah with time but then
being 12 years old I think really leans into that how old were you when you had your first kiss
thirty
I don't know.
I looked at my wife and I was like,
I looked at my wife.
Can we kiss or?
Also talk about how real that is, though.
The little boy asked the girl.
I've been wanting to kiss you for a long time.
He does.
And then now the floodgates are open.
And he's just like, yeah,
I've been really wanting to ask you out for a long time.
I think that's a very classic young boy.
I think that's exactly how mine first kiss went.
Oh, yeah.
You kissed and I immediately like, oh, yeah, so I think you're really cute and I want to like, you want to go out, you want to date?
Like, yeah.
There's a lot of people who say a lot of stupid shit after the floodgates are open like that.
Yeah.
I think I've done you for so much longer.
Do you want to get married?
Whatever.
As we walked, we talked about all sorts of mundane things.
Stopping only to make sure we were still on the tracks.
It felt like we had only been walking for 45 minutes, but when Jamie checked his watch, it had been three hours.
that's weird
it hasn't been three hours
it says five o'clock
he trails off
I swear we just left after two
it can't be five dude
your watch is busted
he gave him a playful shove
Jimmy raised his eyebrow at me and smiled
even so
we should probably turn around
he wasn't wrong
the sun was setting
the shadows were long and looking around
I wondered if it really was
5 o'clock.
But I wasn't ready to give up just yet.
As we had been walking, I noticed
something taking shape off to our
right. A large mass,
maybe a quarter mile away.
It was denser than the area
around it and seemed to have
clean, man-made lines.
Jamie, look.
He turned.
Yeah, I was hoping
you hadn't noticed it. It's a long way off
though. We would never find
the tracks again.
Yes, we would. Check it out.
I triumphantly pulled the spray pan out of my backpack.
It's for the trees.
He took the can and shook it.
It made an experimental X on a nearby tree.
Okay, but I get to do the spraying.
And I didn't argue.
The closer we got to the mass, the more it took shape.
First, we could tell it was a building.
Then we could tell it was church.
By the time we got to the front door,
we were looking at a very old and dilapidated chapel.
Remembering my camera, I took a picture of the wooden plaque over the door.
Whatever had been written on it had long ago worn away.
We walked around the church in awe.
The building was small, maybe 500 square feet.
The windows were surprisingly all intact, but were so caked with dirt and grime that we couldn't see anything inside.
How do we get in?
I asked quietly.
I don't know, but we're going to have to figure it out.
Wait until my brother hears about this.
I mean, holy shit, look at this place.
His excitement was contagious.
The front door had a pull handle, but tries we might, we couldn't seem to open the door.
Do you think it's locked?
I asked as I watched Jamie struggle with it.
Yeah, maybe.
I mean, it must be.
There was a door around back, though.
The door at the back was a lot more sympathetic and led us in with relative ease.
We were standing in a small room with an old wooden desk attached to a wall.
There's a small fireplace and old portraits.
hung up around the tiny office.
The people in the pictures were all standing in front of the same maroon background
and were looking down at us disapprovingly.
Books were scattered everywhere, most in a language I had never seen before.
The floor was covered in dirt, a pair of old shoes were laying haphazardly in one corner.
Whoa.
I said in awe.
Yeah, whoa.
I looked over at Jamie, who had a huge smile on his face.
He was holding up a cross and a piece of paper.
What is it?
I walked over to see
It's a list of names
There's like 60 people in this list
Maybe a town census
Let me see
I pulled my flashlight out of my backpack
And shine it on the parchment
Deepwood
Do you think this is the name of the town
All these names are crossed out
I'll accept this one
I pointed to a name at the very bottom
Maybe it was the plague
You think it's a list of the dead
Jamie shrugged
Makes as much sense as
anything else.
I walked over to the desk and leaned against it.
Why do you think they left?
I mean, look,
there's a jacket or something
on that chair. His shoes over there?
The town pastor or whatever, he
just took off and left everything like this.
Or died.
Said Jamie as he folded the paper and put it
into my backpack. Yeah,
died. Either way, it must have been creepy as hell
to be alone in here.
I stared at one of the portraits for several
long seconds. The
young woman painted there seemed to be staring down at me with a very accusatory look made me
incredibly uncomfortable so basically just to recap this is just a small little church books all over
the floor there's like people's clothes kind of scattered around here and there but then like it's
pretty well in shape like the inside of it they didn't say that it's like decrepit or well it's an
abandoned church well it's abandoned but they're saying that like the the the deep reds and like
the paintings and stuff like that.
It's not like destroyed, but I think it's been abandoned for a long time.
Because like there's the list of names and there's the paintings and stuff.
But there's like books across the floor that are laid open.
And they also mentioned like maybe the plague got them, which obviously wouldn't be the
plague is an European plague.
But I could see two kids thinking like, oh, 100 years ago, the plague, sure, you know.
Yeah.
It's something trying to justify like a mass death.
Yeah.
kind of like there was some huge
because there's 60 names all of them
are crossed out except one
and then you have like the
the paintings of people along the walls
that all have like the same matching background
which is interesting
I just want to appreciate
like how well
the author sets up mystery
in such a short amount of time because I'm in
I want to know
like they said the name Deepwood right
was that on a piece of paper
yeah I think it was the
let me see
here. Pulled the flashlight backpack and shine it on the parchment. And the deep wood, do you think
that's the name of the town? Yes. Yeah. So on it, it says deep wood. So like,
name of the town was deep wood. It's abandoned. There's an empty church. The, the books are in
languages they can't read. Probably my first thought, this is Pennsylvania, maybe Germanic
or Dutch populations. Yeah, I was saying like an old kind of like Dutch, like really kind of like
almost Amish church. Yeah. Yeah. Classic wooden, like, like it doesn't have to be a supernatural
reason for the books to be a different language.
Sure. But it adds to the mystique of everything.
Yeah, I thought it'd be really funny if it was in Spanish.
She's like a language I've never seen before.
It's like all the other books are in English, but one Spanish books out.
She's like, whoa, what?
You think a demon wrote this?
And it's just like...
I don't know.
It's just like the giving tree in Spanish.
Yeah, Spanish for dummies.
Yeah.
Whoa.
I was so absorbed in the paintings that I didn't notice the slow creaking from overhead until,
till the ceilings cracked loudly as it started to cave in.
I screamed and covered my head,
but the next thing I knew,
I was lying on my back over the threshold of a door,
Jamie on top of me protecting his head.
Thanks.
I mumbled as I gently push Jamie off of me.
Don't mention it.
Jamie climbed to his feet and brushed himself off.
I glanced behind him at the office,
which was now filled floor to ceiling with decaying debris.
Jamie, that was our way out.
That's okay.
we can lock the front door now that we're inside or break one of the windows if the back office
was unsettlingly the chapel was downright disturbing even though the grimy windows allowed very little
sunlight in it can make out eight rows of pews lining a narrow aisle and a tall podium at the front
of the chapel jamy and i stumbled around the small nave breaking windows on either side
with pieces of wood we had found the sun was still setting and i wondered how much of a difference the
muted light would make. When I broke the last window on my side, I turned back around to
survey the chapel. Disappointed that the lighting wasn't much better, the room itself seemed to
repel light. The wooden pews were completely rotted. In fact, the wood we had used to break the
windows of the church were leg stands from the front row. The narrow aisle in between the rows
of pews was littered with leaves and rotting wood. But that was nothing. Nothing compared
to what set upon the altar.
It wasn't a podium, as I thought earlier.
It was a statue of the crucifixion,
but unlike any I'd ever seen before.
The pain had been worn away on every part of the statue,
except the blood of the crucifixion wounds,
which stood bright and realistic
and seemed to be oozing before our very eyes.
The only other surface left untouched
by the decay of time was the face of Jesus.
The details of his face
were still so incredibly
minute, perfect.
They had the same accusing eyes
as the portraits in the pastor's office.
He seemed to be staring
directly at me and I could tell Jamie felt
the same, though he was across the room
from me.
The statue's stare
awarded me an edge of panic
and I suddenly realized
that we needed to leave.
We weren't wanted here.
I had the sudden feeling that we were
trespassing on some sort of hallowed ground. We had found the church, we had documents proving
we had been here, and now it was time to go. I turned to Jamie to tell him so and could immediately
tell that he did not share my feelings. He had been born and bred on these legends and nothing
was going to tear him away from our discovery. I watched him walk over to grab the camera out of my bag.
He took pictures of everything he deemed interesting, including the crucifixion statue, much to my
knees. I gave him several minutes before I said something. Jamie, I think we need to leave.
I said in a low voice. Jamie stopped and looked up, seeming to remember I was there.
Are you kidding? This is what we came here for. We have to bring some evidence of all of it.
It's going to be dark in half an hour. It's already hard to see in here. Duh, that's why I'm
using a flash. Hey, could you get a picture of me next to the creepy jean?
Jesus thing?
Um, I guess.
Whoa, the forever bleeding statue.
Yo, get a picture. I'm gonna pog at it.
Give me a picture. I mumbled as I took the camera from him.
I didn't even want to look at it, much less photograph it.
But if it would help me get him out of here, I was going to stomach it.
Jamie wrapped his arm around it just as I snapped the picture.
Don't touch it. Oh, crap. Why did you touch it?
There's something off about that thing, Jamie.
Can we freaking go now?
Yeah, fine.
Jamie walked over and picked up the backpack as I headed towards the front door.
I noticed there was no lock on it.
I pushed against the door as hard as I could.
It didn't budge.
My heart sank.
There wasn't even a handle or a knob.
It was just a solid piece of wood with strange markings on it.
Symbols I'd never seen before.
Jamie, the door stuck.
I said as I turned around to see,
see him testing a piece of floor with his foot.
What are you doing?
I asked, hearing the edge of panic
in my voice. He was still
at the front of the chapel, a foot from
the Jesus statue, hopping back and forth
from one part of the floor to the another.
Statue's eyes seem to be only on
him now. There's
something under here. See?
I heard the floorboard creak under his
left foot as he put white on it.
Jamie, don't. No, it's like
under the dirt right here.
The floor is hollow.
he kneeled down and started digging through the thin layer of dirt
it's like a trap door or something
and it was indeed a trap door
the time i had walked the length of the pews jamie already had the edges dug
halfway out let's just leave it and your brother and his friends can come back and see what
it is please jamie i want to go there's something wrong with this place
terribly wrong the thought of spending one more minute here had me on the
precipice of a panic attack, something I hadn't experienced in over a year.
I sat down against the front pew and put my head down.
I heard of roaring in my ears and my breathing grew labored.
I had to leave here, even without Jamie.
I rocked back and forth for a few minutes as I tried to call myself down.
I wouldn't climb out of a window and run in any direction.
It didn't matter.
There's something here under the church.
Jamie's voice sounded a million miles.
miles away. By the time I pulled myself together enough to lift my head, Jamie was knelt
next to me. I didn't know you were claustrophobic. At least that's what I think Jamie said.
I better remember the horror I felt as I stared at the hole in the floor. Jamie had opened the
trap door. Two minutes. Jamie said as he stood up. We go down, we take a couple pictures of
whatever's down there and we come right back up and leave. Just two minutes, Katie. That's all I'm
asking.
I wanted to say no.
I intended to, but I felt myself slowly nodding as Jamie pulled me to my feet.
To this day, I don't understand why I agreed, but I suppose that's better that what
happened down there didn't happen to Jamie alone.
We're going to come back with a story of a lifetime.
What if there's a valuable stuff down there or something?
Old shit is always worth money.
We could be rich, so rich that your family could stay here.
You could buy the house you're living in and come to school with me in September.
Remember. This is incredibly sad.
Well, it's kind of, what I like about this so far is like the awkward kid that you kind of rooted for is now, it's, it's turned very creepy.
Yeah. Well, he's now manipulating. Well, it's interesting because she started by manipulating him of being like, well, I'm going to flirt with him.
Yeah. And now he's now he's like, okay, well, if it is really here and we found it, this is the story that everyone's talked about for so many years. So I want to go see it. And also it's like, oh, well, if we get rich, then maybe you could stay.
maybe you can buy the house it's like uh do you think it's more malicious or just like foolhardy
i think he's saying whatever he can to stay in the situation or is it he actually does like her
and he's like i'm sure it's a mixture of both but i think at the moment it's the same i think that it's a mirror
of what she did earlier of like oh i'm flirting with him in the guise of wanting somebody to like you know
impress me so someone will go with me there i think that it's something similar where i think
he does like her, but I still think
it's one of those things where he's like, and also
when we go down there and find something,
we're probably going to be rich. You know, it's like he's
kind of... She's trying to talk her into it somewhere.
Yeah, leading her along down this thing,
comforting her to... I'll also say, like, the
setting they're in is very,
very frightening. Yeah. Very well done.
I hate that this is a short
story, because I want this to,
I want to see whatever, what
else is in these other buildings and whatever
else, but also just to spend more time in this church.
I love the idea of that statue, kind of like,
It looks like it's still bleeding.
I like the idea that it looks like
both of them feel like it's looking at them.
But when Jamie gets to the trap door,
she says it seems the statue's only
looking at him now.
Which is a very, like the idea of the visual
because like it's creepy for one,
the idea of like the crucifixion,
but in my head it's very like emaciated
and spider-like depiction of Jesus,
you know, like very spread out.
Yeah, very spread out and stuff
and it's still bleeding, but it's like looking straight down
The agony face of the whole like, oh, yeah, yeah, walking around.
You ever seen those fucked up paintings?
You ever see like a portrait of somebody and it does look like their eyes follow you?
Yes, yeah.
Yeah, that's like, that's the weird thing about those optical illusions.
But if you're in a weird, horrifying space, it's very easy to let your mind run wild and be like, this thing is fucking...
There's that painting's something else than just a painting.
Yeah.
I'm a huge fan of this so far.
Yeah.
Like, it's got me hooked, yeah.
I love that immediately it feels like, I don't know.
just a really solid writer.
It feels like if you ever read anything else from hers,
it's just going to be solid.
Yeah,
I feel like she's a safe bet to go with.
It is very like, at the beginning,
I was like,
oh,
this wraps of Barasco,
which it does a little bit.
But I feel like it's diverted enough.
It has its own identity.
I think people are also always going to find
their tropes that they have in some ways.
Writing about a kid in a small town.
Yeah,
exactly.
I think that it's,
you're probably going to pull from very similar places,
I would assume.
And we've also,
I mean,
I have no idea,
how many work she has.
She could have hundreds and we've just picked the two about kids.
Who knows, right?
Because we are YouTubers that is our thing.
It's true.
I managed a small smile.
Of all the things someone could think to buy with wealth,
Jamie's first thought was to keep me here with him.
He was right.
There could be anything down there
and almost all old stuff was valuable.
I took a deep breath.
Okay, two minutes.
I agreed.
As we leaned over the trap door and peered down,
the first thing we noticed was an intense heat emanating upwards from the hole.
Second, it was a strangely out-of-place spiral staircase leading into the depths below.
Jamie rolled the flashlight over to me with his foot,
and I picked it up as he pulled his lighter out of his pocket.
Ladies first.
He smirked at me.
I stared at him, slack-jawed.
No way. You found this door. You go first.
Between the black staircase and the heat,
I feel like we're descending directly into hell.
and I'm not going first.
Cross my arms and glared at him
to reinforce my point.
Jamie simply shrugged and stepped on to the staircase.
The only real place I have to suspend
my disbelief with this story
is that two 12 year olds would keep going, right?
Yeah.
Like I get to, I get all the way
to breaking into the church.
Like I probably would have done something like that
if I was a friend when I was,
especially if it was too impressive girl.
I would do some really dumb stuff.
But I feel like
the door, the trap door is like, no.
I think realistically, yes, but I think once again
that's what I was saying earlier is you have that
that nice element of
youthful ignorance
or kind of like ignorance is bliss, being young and not really
understanding the severity of something.
Granted, you can still see something that's dark or whatever
and be afraid of it, but I think that's where
this story you get a lot of leeway
whenever you age people in this kind of age range is because
there really shouldn't be a lot of
like, not necessarily intelligence, but just, I guess,
social cues or, you know,
stuff like that.
I took several deep breaths as I watched his head disappear into the darkness below.
Almost didn't follow him.
I was still deciding when he yelled at me to shine the flashlight down the stairs
so he could see.
I started down the stairs after him.
They went down much farther than I thought,
and it became warmer and warmer the further down we went.
When we finally reached the bottom,
I was holding back what threatened to be a massive anxiety,
the attack. We were farther beneath the church than I thought we'd be, and it was hot,
muggy, and difficult to breathe. Hoping to get this over as fast as possible, I swung the
flashlight around the chamber, hoping to reveal its hidden treasure. What I saw there, I can never
describe, though I have tried many times. The room was entirely empty, save two things.
one was a desk in the corner much like the one in the pastor's office the second was another statue
this one was roughly 12 feet tall it remains to this day the most terrifying thing i have ever seen
to put it mildly it was some sort of demon towered over us and as such i could only see the bottom of its
jaw from where I was.
It was looking directly
ahead of it.
At the staircase we had just descended.
Its tail was long
and swept around the entire room.
There wasn't a lot of room
to move.
It had claws, like any modern
depiction of a demon, and as I moved around
the chamber to view its profile,
I noticed it had horns as well.
Neither Jamie nor I spoke as we shuffled
around the room, our backs to the wall,
as far away from the demon as physically possible i stepped carefully over the tell as i made my way to its
back and came around to the other side of the statue i couldn't take my eyes from it i couldn't trust it
if the statue upstairs seemed to bleed what could this one do so i eyed the talons on the gigantic
stone feet jamie broke the silence can you believe this shit
his voice was coming from the other side of the room i searched the darkness for the
weak glow of his lighter and was relieved to see it moving towards me.
I turned my flashlight upward to shine it on the side of the demon's head.
The horns had to be at least a foot tall.
As I brought it down to see where Jamie was, I hit my arm on something hard.
My head.
Jamie squeaked as my flashlight fell to the ground and rolled under the desk.
God damn it, Jamie.
I whispered in a panic.
I dropped to my knees and felt around under the desk, searching for the flashlight.
what it's not my fault you cracked on my head you cracked me on my head i stood back up and swung the
light around to see jamie trying to relight his lighter but it wasn't him that stopped me dead
i will forever be frozen in that moment i don't know why i couldn't speak couldn't stream
couldn't move all i could feel was my own in turn descent into madness
As I had moved the beam of light up to Jamie's face, I had seen another face right next to his.
A twisted, angry, soulless face.
The demons.
The statue had bent down and turned to the side.
Its head mere inches from Jamie's, and it was staring at me.
I cannot describe its face, and I am not sure my mind will ever let me remember it in detail.
It shook me to my core in a literal sense.
my body was having a dark, violent, visceral reaction to this impossibility.
Jamie finally noticed the flashlight shaking in my hand and turned to see what I was looking at.
It wasn't until he started screaming that I was shaken for my paralysis.
I dropped the flashlight, Jamie dropped everything else, and we ran.
Do you think it's like just a stone, still a stone statue, or do you think it has like
fleshy kind of?
So in my head, this is kind of like a, you remember the Exorcist,
Azuzu statue.
Kind of like that, where it's like this weird combination of like demonic imagery, animal
imagery, human imagery, like the biblically accurate demon, right?
It has these massive, like the horns are a foot tall, right?
And I don't imagine that it's detailed.
I think it's still the statue, but I think it's much more animated now.
Like maybe the expression on it has changed or something like that.
Even the idea of it like twisting and it's like in a completely new position.
Yeah, like it can bend and stuff like that.
Also, is the room, did they say, is it just like a dirt floor room?
Like, it's just underground?
Or is there actual flooring?
I'm, like, perceiving it in different ways.
Kind of think of it as a cave almost.
That's what I...
It's creepier to me of going down, dirt floor, like, no actual structural shit.
In my head, it's like a cavern down there.
Yeah.
And there's a desk in there.
Also, the whole thing, making it seem hotter.
Seems like she's like almost crawling into the depths of hell.
It's like you're getting closer to hell down there.
Also, it's subtle, but I really like the mention of,
of the desk was much the same to the one of the pastor's office.
It's a reflection.
It's a reflection, but it also implies, especially because the passage way to this was at the
altar of a church, that whoever the pastor was that was leading that church up there,
was actually, was actually worshipping whatever this demon was down there, right?
And the difference between the Jesus and the demon and stuff, and perhaps whatever happened
to this town was a part of that doing.
So, so many, yes, yeah, a lot like borderlands.
Like, there's this entity beneath that is dictating what,
they do above. And it's so much world-building, like, imagination in your head established with
the sentence of, there was a desk in the room similar to the pastors. Boom, like that ties everything
together. You can do so much with just a sentence or two. Yeah, fires your fucking neurons for sure.
Yeah. Yeah. I love it. Like, so far, Rebecca, like two for two.
Yeah. I'm curious to see where it goes. Because also, mind you earlier, she did say this is the last time
she saw him or last time that. She hugged him. Yeah.
Yeah, hugged him.
Also, they keep doing this thing where it's like,
they keep conning in the story.
So it's like big picture at the beginning.
Then there's something like,
I'll never forget what happened.
So what we're about to read about is something intense.
Then it's like, I hugged him or whatever.
Last time I ever would.
Okay, from here to the next time we're coned in more, something intense.
And then it got all the way to when they get to the basement.
Like, I'll never forget what happened.
It's like, this is the moment.
The basement we're about to go in is where things change.
So it's like, it's this interesting way to keep you engaged through the process
while you're still pretty much getting exposition early on and stuff like that.
It's just good riding.
Yeah, no, it's awesome.
We took the stairs two and three at a time.
Jamie pushing me up ahead of him.
Halfway up, I slipped and we both went tumbling down halfway to the bottom.
In that horrible moment, we heard the grinding of stone against stone and we knew the statue was moving.
Oh, that's so sick.
Jamie screamed, but I was mute.
too horrified to make a sound we got up and kept climbing never taking our eyes off the small
dying light above us our only salvation now we were almost to the top when we first heard it on the
stairs it was so large and heavy that the entire staircase shook with the impact
terrified that the stairs would come crashing down and we would be left alone with it below we
jumped the last three steps jamy pushed me up out of the opening he climbed out after me
and tried to slam the trapdoor shut, but it was somehow stuck.
We could hear the deafening thunder on the staircase as the statue slowly climbed the steps.
I helped Jamie try to push the trapdoor closed for the first time,
noticed the symbols on the bottom of the wood,
the same as those on the front door.
Before I could begin to comprehend this,
I noticed the demon first penetrate the shaft of life on the staircase below.
It was coming.
Jamie saw it too and pulled me to a standing position while pointing at the front door.
We both ran at it as hard as we could, but when we hit it, it didn't budge.
We tried again, but it was unsympathetic.
Katie, the windows.
We ran to the closest one and tried to climb up to the wall to get out, but the windows were too high.
The thunder from below was getting louder, closer.
It was more than halfway up the stairs.
We tried to climb on the rotting pews to reach the windows, but they crumbled under our weight.
I'll push you out. Give me your foot.
Jamie yelled over the sound, bellowing from below.
I shook my head
I wanted to
God I wanted to
but I couldn't leave him
I couldn't leave Jamie to face that thing alone
we both looked over at the door
again our only chance was to keep
trying to break it down
we stumbled back into the aisle and ran to the front
door with everything we had
I thought I felt it move
we backed up even further and ran out of it
again this time the impact knocked me
backwards into the aisle and Jamie barely stayed
on his feet he looked at me in horror
and I turned around to see stone horn
rising up from the darkness of the trap door three feet from where I sat we were going to die
here I stood up refusing to turn around again I knew that the next step it it took would bring
its head into the room and the thought of seeing its face again had me running at the door with
every last bit of strength I had Jamie reached it at the same time and I felt it give way as we
crashed through the threshold and landed outside the church Jamie had picked me up off the ground
before I could think to move and we were running toward the train tracks at an Olympic sprint.
We could still hear the thundering on the stairs no matter how far we got from the church.
Every step echoed through the woods like a gunshot until they stopped.
It was here.
I had no idea if we had run in the right direction or if we would forever be lost in the woods.
It was now dark outside and the temperature was dropping fast.
I was beginning to panic
that we would never find the train tracks
when I noticed Jamie wasn't next to me anymore
I turned around and panic
to find him sprawled on the ground
a few yards behind me
he had tripped over one of the rails
he was up and running down the tracks
before I could even ask if he was okay
we ran until we couldn't anymore
our running eventually slowed to a jog
and the jog to a walk
we hadn't spoken neither of us
had any idea what to say
and it wasn't until we both got in our breath back
that one of us finally broke the silence.
How long have we been on the tracks?
Jamie's voice had an edge of barely suppressed fear.
I looked at his wrist and noticed his watch missing.
It didn't take us this long to get to find that place.
Or did it.
Do you think maybe we went the wrong way?
Jamie asked hesitantly.
I couldn't afford to think like that.
If we had somehow got and turned around
and ran the wrong way down the train,
train tracks than we were deeper into the woods than ever.
No, we went the right way.
I said to convince myself.
That thing.
I thought it was a statue.
But maybe it was some crazy undiscovered giant reptile that was like hibernating and we woke it up.
So we were going to dilute ourselves into thinking that there was a scientific explanation for this.
I understood why, but I just couldn't accept it.
Yeah.
Did you, um, do you see the weird writing on the front?
door. It was on the trap door, too. Do you think it was keeping it down there? Because, Jamie,
all those doors are open now. Well, if it's an animal, words mean nothing to it anyway.
Yeah, if. Trailed off hoping you would challenge my implication. He didn't. That's, that's, uh,
I like the, uh, kind of the justification to yourself. Because it's clear that like, okay, whatever this
church was whatever potentially these people were they were trying to keep it down there
right like the incantations and they the kids basically broke all the seals to it and uh it's like
jamie we opened all of it james like yeah well lizards can't read katie
let's be honest you fucking drop it let's love the idea of two 12 year old just like
unleashing a demon back into the world yeah that would be the most plausible thing too
about two kids just being like i don't know let's let's let's let's
crawl down there.
Spells and shit on the door.
I don't know what that is.
I can't read anyway.
Also, do you think that the books also were in that language that was on?
I think it's Latin.
You think it's Latin?
I think it's certainly Latin.
Probably some books of spells or some shit.
I don't know.
I also think that it now makes sense.
See, this is why I mean about like good world building.
It now makes sense why all the adults in town didn't want to talk about it.
What about the Lost Town?
lost town, whatever, you know, because
I'd imagine there were
some survivors, at least a couple of this whole
experience, right? And the town
is lost because something is stuck down there.
What was the town called again?
Deep Woods. No, no, no, the town that she moved to.
Did she say? I thought that they did at the beginning.
It was something similar to Deepwoods, I thought.
I just didn't know if it's going to be, oh, this is a new sect of the town
that was prime, who was known as Deepwoods before.
Hold on. Stand by.
I'll get down to this really quick.
quick. New work. Store in Pennsylvania.
Store decided to take me with him.
Suburbs. Our neighbor was new.
Lonewood. Lonewood's the name of the town. So you're probably right.
Oh, it seems too similar to have it just be, you know.
I bet you're right.
I hope there's some more flirting scenes. Keep throwing.
Oh, do you between the 12 year olds?
I don't know.
So are you still going to stay in town?
It's like, no, there's a fucking demon.
Well, okay, I guess.
All right.
I could tell this was something Jamie's mind wouldn't accept.
But he hadn't seen its face.
Not like I had.
It was no animal.
It was made of stone.
It was something sinister and anciently evil,
and it had seen me and had seen right down into my soul.
It was aware of me, and I was aware of it.
Now, it was free.
Whatever had been keeping it beneath the church,
had been awkwardly destroyed by Jamie and me.
That thing was free to walk the woods and go, God knows where.
We walked in silence for another half hour until Jamie suddenly stopped short and started yelling.
Hey, we're here!
He booked it down the tracks towards a swarm of flashlights and I followed close behind him.
As soon as Jamie reached his parents, he collapsed while I ran into my mother's arms and cried like a child.
I couldn't hold it together any longer.
The police report says we were found at 4 a.m.
By our sense of time, about three hours after the sun had sat.
We had spent less than an hour in the chapel, and yet we seemed to have lost 10 hours there.
We were never told anyone where we had actually been, or that we had found the lost city of Deepwood.
He simply said we went for a walk to the lake and got lost in the woods.
my family left Middlesboro the following Monday
two days ahead of schedule
my father had another store to open
and there really
and there was really no reason to wait
Jamie didn't come to say goodbye to me
and after we left Middlesboro I never saw him again
I kept a copy of the police report to remember him
over the following year
Middlesbrill slowly disappeared
first I could just feel the memory
fading unnaturally from my mind
my parents could remember that we had ever been there which scared me more than anything else
i taped the police report to the ceiling over my bed so that jamie would be the first and last thing
i thought about every day then the middlesborough city website disappeared as did that of the
local paper in the town's two public schools store my dad helped open in 2002 also disappeared from
the company's website after that i can never find any mention of middle school
borough anywhere online ever again.
Over the years, I searched public records for Jamie's full name and found nothing.
I hired someone to illegally search private records and he came up empty two.
In the end, the only proof that Jamie ever existed at all was the police report with his name on it.
And then nothing was left.
One day, the paper I had taped to my ceiling for so many years was blank.
I remember what it was and what it was.
it looked like before but now it's just an old weathered piece of blank paper all that remains
of middle sprawl and the people who live there are my memories this is why i'm writing this story down
and uploading it to the internet once it's on the internet it can never die right or perhaps one day
it will just disappear and you won't remember even seeing it and i won't remember ever writing it
I can only hope
that this ended with Middlesbril.
If it has moved on to other towns,
who would know?
Who'd even remember?
I wish I had answers,
but all I have are questions.
And that is the end
of the lost town of Deepwood,
Pennsylvania.
I love it.
That was great.
That was so awesome.
That was great.
That was great.
I really enjoy.
I'm going to start throwing stuff.
That was fun.
I really love the idea.
of the, like a stone demon.
You don't get a lot of, like...
You don't get a lot of stone demons.
Well, you don't get a lot of, like, statues coming to life even.
In a compelling way.
Yeah, they're always just like, like a mannequin.
Yeah.
It's always the Doctor Who Weeping Angel thing, right?
We're like, you look at it and it's still and you turn around and it gets closer or whatever.
Like, I like the idea of like a living statue where like...
Something's so old that it's almost become stone and can move around.
And now this thing, you know, like the story it seems now is they were able to trap it at one
point. But now these kids fucking
Katie, way to go.
In my head, in my head, I imagine
the statue kind of looking, again, like the ancient
depictions of demons where it's animalistic, but it
has like these super
like small eyes that are like
intense, like, you know, always open and
like this, it's kind of like
pronounced features, like huge brow and
stuff like that, like a very foreboding
face, but it's moving, it's alive, you know?
Yeah. The scraping of stone and
the kind of audiovisual cues
that they had in the story were pretty
haunting too. I mean, that real scraping edge and the loud, thunderous steps that it had to.
I like the idea, too, that it is, um, like, once it got out, it made that town disappear, too.
What's I'm saying is, like a mind play. The last, the last town disappeared and they blocked it
there. I'm almost wondering if the town disappeared and if it's locked in, uh, Lonewood now.
Probably. If it got locked down that way. And for some reason, whatever, people are just gone again.
and now this is just going to be another urban legend that people look for as well.
I really like, it's short and sweet.
It's definitely one of those things where I could see myself falling into a story like this, though,
like a Barrasca time jump.
Oh, yeah.
And then all of a sudden, you know, she goes back or...
Yeah, there's two other parts.
Yeah, looks like the other two parts are...
Return to Deepwood and Death of Deepwood.
Yeah, so maybe in the future we'll have to check those out sometimes, too.
I agree.
You know, and there wasn't a child sex?
There wasn't.
Embraining plant this time.
There wasn't.
Is that a negative or is that a positive?
I don't know.
For YouTubers, there's no way to tell.
This is the second author we've looked at two of their stories, right?
Because, uh, Tommy Taffy, yeah, what was the author's name for Tommy Taffy?
Yes, Elias Witherow. Thank you.
Yeah, Elias, I did that and feed the pig.
And we loved Feed the Pig. That one's great.
Feed the Pig was good.
And I still stand by a little bit of discourse.
Yeah, it did, but I still, I really like Tommy Taffy.
I thought it was scary.
I think that it has its place for sure.
I like Feed the Pig better, to be clear.
I like feed the pig.
The description of.
the guy going into the pig's mouth is just so great that that was an all-time remember Tommy
Taffia is a internet creepy pasta I think has its place is like this is Primo yeah creepy pasta
bullshit whatever but we're proving here that you know you don't have to have I don't know the
I liked how Barasca is like you think it's going to be something paranormal of some kind and then it
turns into a very real world horror kind of like enslavement trafficking kind of thing and this one
took a very similar in tone, but it did go into that fantasy, spiritual kind of stuff.
I'm also always a sucker for put me in a fucking dilapidated church, give me some religious
iconography that is bleeding or oozing. And I'm going to have a good time. Yeah. I like that shit.
It's hard to not have a good time. Yeah. So this is right at my alley. And I'd be curious, too,
with these other sequels, if we just had to speculate on it now, would it be something where
she comes back and do we see
the same kind of demon or is it
something where does it reset? Is there more
differences or? I think it might be the
same demon. I think we're going to see more of the cult
or whatever. Maybe it's not even
a cult. Whoever was trying to stop it
way back. At the end of that I'm curious
do you still think that to me
it seems like a religious guy who was keeping
evil at bay is how I'm reading
it versus a facade
of and then worship. Potentially but
the desk in the room with it
tips me off a little bit.
Yeah, I mean, it does, it does seem evil versus it just being like, oh, it's just a statue in there.
Sure.
The desk in the room makes it sound like there's a piece with it almost, right?
Now, something I really do like in hindsight is all the paintings and the pictures of the people there, as well as the statue of Jesus, looked on the kids with an accusatory look.
Yeah.
Almost of like, you don't know how much we suffered to keep this thing locked up, and now you're going to go open the box.
That's kind of something with a lot of old churches in general, too, the very kind of like feel, you should feel bad.
for even existing, that's kind of like a big part of it.
You know that, that's an interesting point.
The story starts out with the tone of like,
this is like your typical, like scary religious setting, right?
Like the old timers who look at you angry and like,
oh, the Jesus cross looks evil and stuff.
But now with hindsight attached to it,
it's like, no, they were trying to protect the people around there.
These kids are about to let that loose.
It's kind of interesting.
It's one of those things where even you see that in Barasco
where it's like people know about this dark secret.
Which is also, I almost, if this was longer,
I'm curious to see if
would you have something
with the older kids going
and with the flashlights
and the beers and stuff
do they actually know where it is
or is it just the presumption
that you think
that they're looking for that thing
because you never really know
yeah right Jamie's just kind of like
oh they're probably looking for this
yeah but you never I mean who knows
so I'm sure they'll come up
in the next parts
yeah I imagine so it's just
it leaves a lot of fun stuff
sometimes these stories end
and you're just kind of like oh well you know
or ends on that cliffhanger
where it's like and we never
heard from him again.
Yeah.
But this is something where, you know, I want more information.
I want to be different.
But I don't think if you just stop now, too, it would still be a fun.
It still works for what it is.
Yeah, it's still a working story, I think.
I'm very happy with it.
I would like to read the other two parts sooner than later, though.
Yeah, I think that would be worth doing it for sure.
Let's see what our beautiful, beautiful viewers have to say.
And I don't know, maybe we'll have to read this again soon.
Like, I don't know.
And then maybe we can kiss.
Okay.
All right.
Thank you all for watching.
Thank you all for a second.
Thank you all for watching.
Creepcast.
This has been another enthralling, spooky episode.
And also live tour coming up.
By the time this episode drops, I think we'll be on the road.
I think so.
So, you know, we'll read this one and then we should give
them a prompt or something. So when you listen to this, whenever you go to the show,
in the first five minutes, I'm going to say banana at some point. And then people need to put
their hands behind their head like this and do them. So that way, we know who is there and who
wasn't. I'm like, yeah, I really like bananas. And I'll look out and I'll see people do it.
And for audio listeners, I'm putting my... I think I would rather them do anything else.
Actually. I'm not saying it's a good thing. I'm just saying that here,
Here, hey, we're trying to get a sponsorship, right?
What's your favorite drink, Mountain Dew?
Mountain Dew.
So when we say, what's your favorite drink?
Say Mountain Dew, there you go.
Don't do that.
Mountain Dew?
Okay.
Yeah, that'd be nice.
Very excited to see you all on the tour.
Hunter's about to have a panic attack over it,
but I'm excited to see you guys.
So I'll be happy to kiss babies and shake hands and all that stuff,
and he won't, so.
That's the way it is, you know.
But we appreciate you all watching on YouTube
and also all the support on the audio.
platforms like Spotify, Apple Podcasts, all that jazz, and also, once again, be on the lookout next
month, I believe, for the Creepcast hoodies that are coming. They are, you know, I'm just
trying to reiterate because I know last time people were like, how do you know, or I missed out too
soon? So just be on the lookout. Be on the lookout coming up. All right, everyone. Bye.
Bye. Stay spooky. Can I go home now? Yeah. Okay. You are home. You've been home.
Bye, everyone.
Welcome back to Creepcast.
Actually, if anything, we're going to do it also say this is a welcome back.
It's the same episode.
That's right.
We were going to release the first part when we were together.
But then we thought the episode was so good that we should just go ahead and read all of them.
So this is just a continuation from the lost town of Deepwood, Pennsylvania.
And now the sequel.
And it's a three part or so.
return to Deepwood, Pennsylvania, and the death of Deepwood, Pennsylvania, I think are the next
stories. But I figured we should go ahead and just start reading, return to Deepwood and just
keep going. Also, should we do like a little, we shouldn't, it doesn't matter. This show is just
a convoluted way for us to, uh, read stories that we like and get paid for it. So we were like,
deep woods was cool. So let's finish it. Yeah, I saw a lot of people. I just wanted, I want to
take a second to say something. I want to take a fucking second to say something.
The response to people say that we were going to miss a week, let me tell you something.
If we want to take a week to get you a goddamn episode, then you're going to sit there politely
and we're going to pat your head and you're going to shut the hell up and wait until we get the goddamn episode out.
All right?
Because also, Isaiah, you know that if we wouldn't have done that, people would have been like,
I wish they would have just released it all in one episode.
well that's what you get this is what it is we knew for a fact everyone would be like
well why do you read parts two three right there a average average creepcast
average creepcast sounding person that's what our that's what our that's
that's very true that's very true they sound exactly like your dog shortly after it was
shot by your grandfather I just want to say
that between us recording in person and now that episode has gone up and I'm glad everyone else thought
it was as absolutely bonkers. Nobody really cared. The story is I did. Nobody there was really
no conversation about it. We are. It definitely wasn't the funniest thing I've ever seen. I've seen
so many edits of like Stephen Hawking approaching a dog in a forest at night. It's just,
uh, beautiful. I appreciate you guys. Thank you. Well, we're also on tour right now. Um,
by the time you're watching this.
So that's cool.
I had a crazy dream.
What was your dream?
That we got booed off stage at our first show.
You are terrified of this, aren't you?
It's an actual nightmare.
I,
and I'm not going to lie.
I have been,
ever since Sunday,
my stomach's been in knots.
I've been having diarrhea,
like nervous shits.
And I have a feeling we're going to,
we're going to,
we're going to shit the bed big time.
The only saving grace,
I think we've said this before.
The only saving grace is if I shit myself on stage
And it's that memorable
That was not okay, we've talked about that
But that was not a saving grace
It was like a worst case scenario
No, no, that's a saving grace at this point
The substance is going to be so poor
So lackluster
That it's going to take one of us
To either have a heart attack on stage
Or shit themselves
And I gotta say I am probably the candidate for both
Hunter Hunter Hunter, listen
People who come to these shows
Want to have a good time
You're not gonna have a good time
We don't have to be
at our very, very best, like 10 out of 10 for people to have a good time. We absolutely do it. They're paying people. They pay for the show. It's a performance. And we're going to put on a good show for them. I'm not saying we're not going to do that. But they want to have a good time. We just have to offer it up. This was full. I am showing to the camera right now. I'm showing a almost empty bottle of Captain Morgan private stock that was that was full on Saturday. All right. And sure you could equate a lot of this to the Chiefs game. The big win we had on.
on Sunday. But a lot of that is nerves. All right? So there you go. Anyways, I forgot
where you were reading an episode. So with all of that out of the way, let's continue on to
part two. Let's do it. Return to Deepwood, Pennsylvania. Harrisburg is an antiquated yet
charming Pennsylvania town on the Susquehanna River with roots reaching back into the 18th century.
At least, that's what the tourism brochure read. I'd really have to take their word for it.
I'd researched a lot of Pennsylvania townships in the last year, but this wasn't one of them.
I handed the brochure back to the tall, red-faced girl behind the hotel desk.
She sniffed loudly as she took it and unceremoniously slid my credit card back across the counter at me.
Thanks.
I muttered.
The girl dropped a brass key on the counter, which I eyed with suspicion.
I hadn't seen a hotel with actual brass keys since I was a kid.
I didn't know if it was my limited funds or Harrisburg's antiquity.
charm at work. But either way, it's in an involuntary shutter down my spine. Room 217, checks out
tan. The girl said, wiping her small, watery eyes with the back of her sleeve. Eager to be done with it,
I hadn't bothered to ask where to find room 217. When I finally located it on the other side of the
building, I was exhausted and ready for whatever waited me on the other side of the door. It was as you suspect,
dated, droll, and dusty.
I took a short shower and spread my maps out on the painfully flat yet somehow still lumpy hotel mattress.
It was strange to be back in Pennsylvania after all these years.
Honestly, I was just happy it was still there.
I had spent years trying to pretend I dreamed it all,
trying to convince myself that I had a very vivid psychotic breakdown
and I'd never actually been a Pennsylvanian at all.
And I might have believed it too.
if it weren't for Jamie.
He was as real to me as the face in the mirror.
I couldn't have dreamed him up if I'd wanted to.
And if he had been real, then so had everything else.
The damn church, the demon, and the hell I'd brought down on Middlesboro.
How many more had died since then?
I needed to see for myself.
I needed to see for myself.
I needed to prove I wasn't crazy.
Even if doing it meant I would have to face the consequences of my actions, the death.
I stared at my notes and topographical maps until my vision began to blur.
I've been researching and preparing for this trip for a year, and yet here I was, in Pennsylvania,
still with no real direction.
It had been 13 years since I stepped foot in this state, and only for one of them had I considered
coming back.
I lived only half a life for the last decade, slowly suffocating under the heavy, pungent
cloak of guilt.
usually. I could escape it in ambient lace dreams or when I was utterly blackout drunk,
which is an easy order to fill when you work in a bar.
Yes, ma'am. But a year ago, but a year ago, my tricks had abruptly stopped working and
it had been too long since I'd come up for air. I don't know it was time to go back.
So this is, this is after the fact, 13 years. So she's probably mid, mid, mid, late 20s by this
point well she said she was 12 or 13 in the first store oh 12 or 13 okay weren't they that
they were like 12 or 13 I'm pretty sure I assume that she's like 20 25 26 right about now
yeah I'd say that's right and then now because it's been long enough that she's moved and
she's back in Pennsylvania remember everyone else has forgotten that the town of Middlesboro
ever existed right yeah yeah exactly so but to I like
setting up this this character again that has been kind of plagued with this guilt or this
kind of yeah you know i say guilt but i would say more so just it just haunting visuals but i
would assume some kind of guilt because yeah she let it out that's what she was saying the hell
i unleashed on middlesboro yeah yeah um because the town of deepwoods got wiped off the map but they
successfully managed to contain the thing uh and now middlesbril seems to not have done that
Also, when she referred back to Jamie, was she saying it was Jamie?
I wonder, we haven't said it yet, but do you think that he reached back out to her for this?
No, he vanished, remember?
The newspaper clipping.
Okay, so I know through the bottles of Captain Morgan, it may be hard to remember.
I can't remember any of these fucking stories, dude.
I spent an hour trying to find a comfortable position on the worn out hotel mattress.
When that failed, I picked up the maps again and studied their details, though I'd memorize them all.
Suppose I was waiting for something to just click, some small detail I'd overlooked that would suddenly make all the difference.
A clue is clear as daybreak that had been in front of me all along.
But none came, and when I woke again, it was buried under a pile of legal pads and maps and suffering a sore back.
I showered again, not trusting the comforter, and reluctantly drank the motor oil that passed for breakfast blend coffee.
I packed up my research, checked out of the hotel, and set in my car watching the sun slowly brightened the populated downtown area.
At least the creature hadn't made its way here.
The city had a population of around 50,000.
But how many other cities with similar populations were gone because of me?
It wasn't something I wanted an answer to.
So I had no other data to go on.
My plan was to drive to the least populated areas and see if what wasn't there would give me a clue to what had once been.
Basically, I was looking for an area that, by all logic, should have a city, but didn't.
But the fort focus and drive and headed west of town.
Half a day was spent driving in the middle of the state, and another two days aimlessly driving
around Pennsylvania looking for something familiar.
A mountain, a water tower, a road, anything.
But it was as if I never lived here at all.
On the fourth morning, discouraged and frustrated, I checked out yet another shitty motel.
I only had three more days before my flight back to Arizona.
far the trip had been utterly useless.
The man at the front desk took my key and gesture toward the continental breakfast,
prepackaged muffins, and horse-pissed coffee.
No thanks.
I grumbled.
Is that your voice of this young lady?
Yeah.
Sorry.
No thanks.
Well, it said I grumbled, so I was trying to be like, no thanks.
Whatever.
Like she's like, yeah, yeah.
All right, let me retake it then.
Leave the guns.
Leave it the old one in.
Thank you.
there you go.
Where are you headed?
Huh?
Where are you headed?
He repeated more slowly.
I couldn't place his accent.
The closest I could get was maybe Southern.
Oh, I don't know.
Well, if you're headed down to 320,
gets it before you leave town.
There ain't no gas stations or towns between here and Landenberg.
But that's like 90 miles.
Yeah, never just did it myself.
People get stuck on the.
road all the time. Blown tires
and run out of gas. I don't know why
the government hasn't done something about that.
Because they're broke.
Someone yelled from the back office.
Yeah, that's it
most likely. Stain ain't got no
money for it. I'll get gas
before I go. I
promise and received an approving nod
in return. So effectively
her little
goof up with Jamie has
eliminated 90 miles of
civilization. Yeah, I just want to
That's what I was going to say.
This little fucking oopsie butterfly effect thing really was detrimental.
Well, also, here's the thing, too.
Here's the thing, too.
They've said before that this is, we theorize that this had probably happened to other towns before this.
Before this and before this.
Or how often it is.
Do you think it's like, do you think the gargoy is something that wakes up and it's almost like,
I don't know, trying to think of a similar monster?
Like Jeepers' creepers rules is he only wakes up for a certain amount of time every certain amount of years.
yeah right so it's like what if what if it's something similar that way there has to be some
kind of lapse of time because if it happens so suddenly and all the time i doubt that it could
be kept a secret realistically right yeah i mean well the idea is that the deep woods town that
caught it was an old old town right so it was wreaking havoc up until like i don't know or
early 1900 late 1800s uh and then they
caught it effectively.
But now it's unleashed in modern age.
Yeah.
Well,
I guess too,
think about all the towns
in your own state
that you have no idea
that they're even there.
You know what I mean?
Yeah,
this also makes a fun game
for yourself
whenever you're driving through an area
and it's like,
yeah,
there ain't a gas station for 40 miles.
It's like,
oh, why is that?
Well, that's like a nice,
weird,
odd thing.
It's like whenever I drive through
like Nevada outside of Vegas,
there's like this really long stretch of land
between Vegas and some other part
I think on the California border
where there's like no other gas stations
so you have to feel up at this one spot
and it does feel kind of almost dystopian
or even kind of like wasteland
kind of vibes so to have that in a
Pennsylvania setting would be kind of creepy
because you're like wait what
yeah you're in the middle of the woods while you're doing it
yeah it's a fun idea
I like it I practically ran out the door
for days I've been looking for that
out of place, the not quite right, the bizarre.
And this was, well, it was odd, at least.
It was all I had.
I gassed it before I left town and vaulted the signs to the 320.
As promised, it was nothing but dark asphalt for miles.
No exits, rest stop, signs, or even mile markers.
This was it.
It just had to be.
There's no one else on the road.
I drove well under the speed limit, taking in every detail.
Eventually, I began to notice that periodically there was a gas.
Not in the foliage, but in the coloring of it.
Every so often, a grove of trees would be duller, sicker.
It was something you'd only notice if you were looking for it.
So the creature, as I'd taken a calling it, could technically give life
in the process of filling in the hold of previous existence, but not very good life.
The fauna in these spots was weaker and bore dull almost muted coloring.
I continue noting these spots until I couldn't count them anymore.
anymore. These had likely been cities or homes of people with lives, families, futures, all taken
from them because of me. I felt the panic began to claim the edges of my vision and quickly
popped his annex. My panic attacks had become unbearable after Middlesbril. I suffered from
them still. The edges of my vision got hazy and I was able to relax a fraction. At some point,
I processed the presence of the dilapidated railroad tracks running parallel to the road.
I noticed them early on, but my mind had hidden the significance of this until now.
They had not been the tracks, but to me it was a sign that I was on the right track, so to speak.
I was close. I had to be.
And if Landenberg was still there, that meant the creature hadn't made it that far yet.
I somehow knew, like I knew that I'd once live somewhere off this road, that the creature had been moving north.
But it hadn't claimed Leningberg yet.
Why? Was it satiated? Had it left the area? Or was it just slow moving? Whatever the answer, I felt I'd learn it in Landenberg. As I reached the outskirts of the city, I saw my first road sign since I merged onto the 320. Landenburg. Next 17 exits.
I decided to take the exit that'd give me into the heart of downtown Landenberg, if there was one. I hadn't researched the city of Landenberg either.
thinking it was too far north to matter, and yet, here I was.
The downtown area began to take shape off my right like the damn church had in the woods so long ago.
But I didn't need spray paint to find my way anymore.
Exited the highway and drove around the cityscape until I found a centrally located hotel that I could afford.
I parked and heaved my bags out of the car, hoping they had vacancy.
They did.
I was told by the overly flirty college senior behind the,
the front desk, slinging his guitar behind his
back. What kind of a loser?
God. Do you have
Wi-Fi? I asked as he handed
me the key card. We do.
But there's a $10 a day
charge for the password.
Damn.
I was on an extremely tight budget.
Well, I can give it to you for free.
Let his voice trail off suggestively.
If what?
I raise a skeptical eyebrow at him.
If you let me write a song about you.
he
writing my credit card receipt so he could read it
Caitlin
I sighed
okay yeah fine
at this point
there wasn't much I'd say no to
I was going on four days of rest of sleep
this is very cute the idea that in a small town
like the
the controversial thing the guy wants
is to write a song
oh yeah definitely the
it's cute that the guy's blackmailing the woman
so he can force write a love song
for her. That is cute.
Yeah, you know what? I'm not backing down from this one.
That is cute. It's bad of all the things
he could have done just being like,
Hey, can I write a song about you, Princess,
so we can fall in love and we have sex?
Hey, he did. Say, she had to do
all that for her to get the password.
Well, that's what in the back of his mind, he's like, she'll love
the song. That is in the back of his mind.
She'll be so happy, and I'll get
a slow blowy from it.
It's going to be awesome.
Okay. And then he starts playing
third eye blind. I wish you,
would step back from that ledge, my friend.
He's playing guitar like that.
Caitlin.
And like just starts like, Caitlin never know.
She's like, are you saying I'm suicidal?
He's like, uh, no.
I don't know.
Yeah, that was it.
That one was rough.
Tor got you nervous, huh, buddy?
Yeah, sorry, I'm flustered now.
I'm now picturing, singing my own song to all the pretty ladies out
there for key cards and
Wi-Fi passwords.
See, if you do stuff like that on the tour, I am.
You should be embarrassed and you should be nervous about it.
Who here wants a love song?
What's your name?
I was like, Janice.
I'm like, ew, gross name.
Who's no?
What other person?
He eagerly gave me the password and I retired to my room.
First floor, thankfully.
I took out my shitty laptop,
connected to the hotel's equally shitty Wi-Fi,
and pulled up the Wikipedia page for Lannenberg.
It's a larger city for this part of the state, around 55,000 residents,
mostly due to the fact that Lannenberg hosted a state university.
It's a progressive, young, educated town filled with hipsters and young professionals.
Where to even begin?
I threw my notes, my phone to my GPS in my backpack,
and decided to start with the front desk of the motel, much to my own dread.
The college kid who checked me in was strumming chords on his guitar and softly humming.
Excuse me.
He looked up at me and winked.
You're pretty eager, Foxy lady.
And I like that.
The songs take time to write, even for the most talented.
Yeah, actually, I was just wondering, where can I find the university?
I interrupted, suppressing an eye roll.
Mama, this whole city's a campus.
I mean, where'd you want to go?
You a new student?
I'll show you around.
I got off it.
No, I'd just like to find the, uh, that.
This has been a horrible mistake.
Think of something quick, genius.
Admission office, I need to talk to admissions.
Ah, well, that's about half a mile down the Rooker Street.
That's the one running in front of the building.
Got it, thanks.
He started to say something else.
Perhaps which way to go down, Rooker, but I was already out the door.
Not knowing what else to do and wanting to get as far from the poor get as possible,
I picked a direction and started walking.
Migtow.
Wait, what?
Migtow, men going their own way, that subreditor or whatever.
Yeah. What what's the reference to this? I think that the just the she's breeding a monster basically with that interaction. Yeah, Chad's always get the Stacey's. Yeah, I guess I'm never I guess I'm never gonna be able to write a fucking beautiful
guys guys like me who like music never get what they want nice guys like for sure never get never get ahead. He goes into his full joker
society wonders why we go a little crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then society.
you call? I say peacock and no one bats an eye. I say peacock. But if I say poopcock,
well, everyone loses their minds. Yeah, everyone loses their freaking minds. Even though it was May,
I was still freezing. I'd have been built for the far north and my blood had thinned out living in
Arizona. With my backpack in my age, I probably would pass for any other college student on campus.
If it wasn't for the hoodie, I'd pulled tightly around me.
I envied them all.
Kids just a year or two younger than me going to classes,
hanging out with friends, making stupid yet amusing mistakes.
Could have been mean ones, but I hadn't grown up like them.
Ever since Middlesbril, I had struggled with school and life in general.
I couldn't focus.
I couldn't laugh.
I became a sarcastic, guilt-ridden introvert, and I lost all my friends.
Me.
Then my dad died, and my mom started to look at me differently.
I stopped talking about Middlesboro the day I heard the word hospital whispered to my mother by
a psychiatrist. Even though I stopped trying to prove it had all been real, my mother never
really saw me as her little girl again. I moved out at 18 and lived alone for years,
working in an English pub, trying to forget how many people were probably dead because
me, including Jamie, the knife that dug deepest. I walked the downtown area all day. I didn't know what I
was doing, where I was going, who I should approach, or what I should ask them. I just knew I was
in the right place. I've been drawn here for a reason. I felt it in my gut. This was where I was
supposed to be, but for the fifth time in as many days, I had asked myself, what now? I suppose I
could have spent days wandering around Lanhamburg. I could have left empty hand and had never
known what happened all those years ago. I could have never found him. But as fate would have
have it, it only took half a day to find what I was looking for.
It was well past noon, and I had stopped at a small cafe to eat a sandwich.
Since the restaurant was packed wall-to-wall with students, I went outside and leaned
against the brick wall by the door.
I supposed I noticed it because it was so brightly colored, or maybe because it was the only
piece of litter I had seen all morning, or just maybe, it was simply because I was supposed
to.
But for whatever the reason, when a bright red flyer blew past my feet, I reached.
out to step on it.
Curious, I bet them to pick it up and read the heading.
Teeth and History Museum, Landenburg, Pennsylvania.
Upcoming exhibitions, 13 to 14th century Judeo-Christian relics and artifacts.
What the fuck?
They're going to get there.
They're going to get there.
It's a little drawing of the demon.
And it's like, oh, welcome to the demon of the.
Could there be any, do you think there's any way that they have the demon there?
Like a garg-like, there's just the statue that.
That would be kind of cool if it was like Torbent.
Well, I got to say, I love this.
But they didn't know what they had.
I love the setup that, uh, that the, um, Lannenberg town is just a college town.
Because I, the entire time I was sitting here thinking I was like, you have all these crazy in
betweens.
There's not, there's no gas station for 90 miles.
It's literally nothing.
And then it's just like, it's just so suspicious and odd, right?
But then of course, it's just like a weird college town.
where it is probably just a bunch of like kids focusing on school or just kind of like you know being young and stupid would amass and that's where they would live is out in the middle of nowhere going to the school i'm glad that that's the infrastructure to it versus if it was like yep the whole town it's a it's a plastic factory town because i feel like it would just be a little too cliche maybe oh it's the town where we make um yeah or even just something where it's like yeah there's only nine people who live here ever since this
But I like that it's kind of a thriving, bustling college town.
There's like life to it and stuff, which I mean,
makes sense because like the curse or the demon hasn't got there yet, right?
It's like right at the border.
I'm going to laugh my ass off if she just destroys another town.
Then she's actually a monster.
Well, she's not destroying it.
It's like the demon keeps progressing territory, right?
Well, that's what I mean.
But I'm saying that if some way,
if she wakes this thing up again somehow and it does that again,
I mean, she is indirectly again responsible for that.
Directly responsible for that.
Well, I mean, eventually, we don't know what this thing does.
It could take over the world for all we know.
Below that was a blurb about the museum.
Nothing too interesting.
And below that was a description of the exhibits to be unveiled.
I skimmed down the list quickly seeing little of interest until the very bottom.
Statue of the demon Metoraxus.
Now, God.
Yeah, well, there it is. There he is.
Oh, I wonder who that could be.
That's a legitimate, like, bruh, moment.
I'm looking right now on one of my pages that's like all the demon names and stuff like that.
And I don't see Metarexus.
I don't think that is a real demon.
There's not like a real history, too.
It's not like Bielzab or, you know, Bealem or something like that.
my mouth fell open it was too much of a coincidence nothing to be ignored i checked the date on the
flyer may 2nd 2014 three weeks ago i threw the rest of my sandwich in the trash and took off
i'd seen the museum that morning and i knew where exactly where to find okay that's a typo i thought
i was having a stroke uh i'll also say you could bring your sandwich with you i feel like i feel
like that's okay there's no time to eat in process that would be one of the things that you
have to throw it away because if she was running
and still chowing down on like a meatball sub
it would be so uncanny.
Like it's just like throw the fucking sandwich away.
You got business to do.
In my head, she has like a tiny little cold cut sub
but it's funnier to imagine her like standing outside
with one of those three foot long like Italian
She has an extremely
large sandwich in her hand.
Like way too heavy of a meal.
She's like it's 11. It's 11 a.m.
I'm going to have my my pastrami sandwich.
And it's like God, really?
that heavy of meat cheese
dripping off of it as she's standing there.
Why is it that whenever people have
pastrami sandwiches too,
that you have to put so much pastrami
on the sandwich. Have you noticed that?
Yeah, it's never a normal amount.
Yeah, it's always like three layers of pastrami.
A palpable amount of pastrami.
Well, to be fair, I feel like if you had just a normal amount
of pastrami, it would just kind of taste like any other,
like, might as well be a pepper.
I think they're trying to thin out the herd.
They're like, whoever orders a fucking pastrami sandwich,
we're trying to send them to a heart attack early.
As much as you can't eat it all.
I think I will.
Can I have extra,
can I have more mustard on this,
please?
Big fastrami organizing all the sandwich change.
Yeah,
big pastrami coming out being like,
kill them all.
We're going to have a really hot about 60 years and then no more after that.
Better than going to a sub shop.
I would rather hear someone say,
hey, can I get a pastrami melt or whatever, right?
Versus nothing enrages me more than when I go to a sub-shop.
shop and so it's like can I have a BLT
like what kind of fucking sandwich is that to order
at an actual place? That's like
an at home sandwich you make. A BLT is like
a camping sandwich. You've got
you have limited supplies. You're working on what meat
you can't. In my fridge I have like nothing
a BLT you know a BLT is a gas station sandwich
that's what I used to get over like. Absolutely
so then to go to an establishment
that is full chockful of supplies
to make you any sandwich you want and to
spit in God's face and just be like
could I have a BLT
spit in God's face
Is it now? I mean like
Come I mean
What the fuck is going on?
You have options for
Meatball subs
Turkey clubs
All kinds of stuff
And then you're saying
A BL fucking tea
Can I have two strips of bacon
A shit ton of lettuce
And some tomatoes please
Oh my God thank you
And you might disagree on a lot
And get into a lot of little tiffs
On this show but on this one
I'm with you in solidarity
We found common ground
We found common ground
you know what it's ridiculous to get a BLT at any at any place that has more than a BLT
at any time past 8 a.m. Yeah agreed totally socially acceptable at your house at any time
but also just like heating up ramen packets is acceptable at your house at any time
it's it's safe no one can see you there well it's like yeah it's any other option it's like
is was there literally nothing else available.
Yeah, for you.
And I just don't believe it.
It's like, all right, this is sad.
Like, you're not, you're not that poor.
I agree.
Yeah.
It was only three blocks away, and I got there in under five minutes.
Flew up the building steps and stumbled straight to the cashier window.
Student ID, please.
The old man said, flatly.
I'm, I'm not a student.
Well, you look.
How much?
$11.
I was gladly willing to pay.
I didn't stop to grab a map.
Instead, joining a tour group already in progress.
The museum, I could tell, was a veritable.
labyrinth and I certainly didn't want to get lost. Not in here, not with that thing.
If indeed it really was what I have hoped, half-treaded it could be. It took the longest
20 minutes of my life, but we finally came to the room I'd been waiting for. Now behind this
doors our newest exhibition on ancient Judeo-Christian artifacts. Please do not try to touch
anything or you'll be escorted out. These pieces are centuries old and may be damaged by the lightest
touch.
If you have behind the door,
what I suspect you do,
then I highly doubt it.
Also, please no flash photography.
My heart beat a million miles a minute as the decent,
as what is that word?
Docent.
Dosen.
Oh, the fuck is docent.
This probably,
that's probably,
we're holding up the story once again.
That is probably the term for someone who's like a museum curator.
Dude,
come on.
Just fucking say the,
like,
dumb it down.
Curator.
Yeah.
My heart beat him a million miles of
minute as the fucking, as the guide, tour guide, open the door. I mean, like, what the, what does
that? It adds, docent, fuck you. I don't like that, Isaiah. I don't like that. They're big
league in me. I don't like that at all. It's okay, buddy. We'll get through. I'm going to slip in
docent. Do we, do we fucking need docent? What's wrong with tour guide? I'm like, what the fuck
am I? Like, what is wrong with just saying tour guide? And you might have found common ground over the
VLT thing, but you watch your mouth about Rebecca. All right. She's done a lot.
lot for us. I'd love Rebecca and her work. I'm just saying, cool it with the docent.
This is what I say. I say, delete that. That's what I say delete that.
I lingered toward the back, letting everyone go in front of me. I'd come thousands of miles and done
months of research to find that statue to prove I wasn't insane. And when the time came to
possibly face my nightmare, I was hesitant. Finally, I was the last and the guide had to wave me in
with a polite but impatient hand.
there were about 100 things in that room all sorts of things really sculptures paintings pottery
even other statues but i only had eyes for the thing in the middle it was larger than i remembered
not the 12 feet i had guessed it was actually closer to 20 but every detail of its face and body
was exactly as i'd remembered though it was positioned differently now this reminds me of like a trojan
horse, right? Like, it appears. A museum takes it in. And to me, that marks that this town is next
on its list, right? Like, the next place it's going to destroy. Um, so it's, it's like, it's posed
there. But, well, I mean, what can she do against it, right? Like, even if she knows it's real, even
she knows it's going to be a problem. 12, the difference between 12 feet and 20 feet is insane, by the way.
I think he was also, she was a, well, yeah, she was a child. I'm just saying like the realization of it now,
of seeing it through adult eyes makes it so much more menacing, as if it already weren't before.
Yeah, 20 feet's ridiculous.
That is terrifying.
In the church, all those years ago, it had seemed as if it was standing, waiting yet content.
But now it was positions as if it was ready to leap off the stone square that it stood upon.
His tail was paused in midair, instead of wrapped idly around its legs as it had been before.
Though it was smaller than I'd remembered, I could at least see its face this time.
It wasn't particularly scary, just an empty, stony face, far from the hungry, animated one it became when it woke.
Like the crucifixion statue in the damn church, it had eyes only for me.
The rest of my group took photos, ooing and awing as they made their way around the room.
I stood directly where I was against the now closed door, going no further.
The guide walked around the room, discussing a notable piece of the room.
of the collection, and I only moved
from the door when she finally stood before the
creature. And
finally, the jewel of the exhibition.
Oh my God. Why the fuck
can I not say? Exhibition. It's okay about it.
Exhibition. Exhibition. My God.
And finally, the jewel of this exposition.
My God, whatever.
A granite statue from the 14th
century. This is
a representation of
is it metaraxis.
This is a representation of
metaraxis. A lesser known demon of
Christian mythology.
It is unique in its size as well as its crisp detail, especially from something so old.
Our conservationists are unable to discover its place of origin or creator.
It's a place of origin or creator, but they know it's 14th century.
Well, I guess that tracks because you could tell time periods of statues and also what it's
a depiction of based on other depictions.
Yeah.
I edge closer and closer to the red velvet rope.
Its eyes followed my every step.
The room seemed to grow hotter.
The guide moved to the side so people could get pictures in front of the statue.
Though I couldn't blame them, I barely kept from yelling.
This was madness.
The stone platform on which the demon stood was covered in red velvet, which pulled at the creature's feet.
It hid the words inscribed on the front of the granite stand that Jamie and I couldn't read those many years ago.
The guide droned on about nothing and I read the description of the plaque.
Fourteenth century representation of the demon metaraxis, artist unknown.
No shit.
And then I saw what I didn't know I'd been looking for.
The triangles.
The symbols I would never forget
etched into the doors of the damn church.
And once I found one,
I found another.
And another.
There were half a dozen of them.
So that's how they're doing it.
They, whoever they were,
had placed wards all around the base of the creature's stand.
The museum not only knew what this thing was,
They knew about the museum not only knew what this thing was.
They knew about the sigils of the doors of the damn church
and were using them to trap the statue here.
The revelation was like a punch to the face.
Someone was aware of what the statue really was
and was blatantly risking innocent lives anyway.
It was insane.
I thought it was a Trojan horse thing at first.
I thought the statue was like in control this whole time.
Right.
But if the people who have the statue here know what it is,
and are successfully keeping it trapped with new sigils and wards.
Why don't you just shut up and let them keep doing that?
I think I'm wondering,
is there any way that this thing could be a group of people that like,
I mean,
that you're keeping it locked,
quote unquote,
so far,
but could it also be people who are also unlocking it?
Like the church that we saw earlier,
was it really a church for Christ or was it like a temple for the demon?
And it was just like a front?
before. Now this is
maybe a new front?
I feel like
whoever put that demon down there
wanted it to stay down there.
You mean, it's probably true.
That's not to say the pastor wasn't worshipping the demon
or allowed the demon to enter the world or something like that.
But whoever trapped
the demon down there, I think
actually did want it to stay down there.
Well, at least
I'm glad that we at least have
some kind of understanding of the
sigils or like wards that are apparently locking
this thing in place. Yeah.
In a panic, I turned to find
the guide and saw her conversing
politely with an elderly couple.
Excuse me. I interrupted loudly.
Yes. She failed to
mask her irritation at my rudeness.
Um, where did the museum acquire the
statue? This piece
is on loan from a private collection.
Whose?
It belongs to James and Scott.
The guide, filling the exchange with over,
turn back to finish her conversation.
James and Scott.
I knew that name,
but from where?
No, there's no way it's Jamie.
Ain't no way.
Wait.
I thought she lost her memory
of Jamie, right?
Well, she just said that she
just said that that was the last time
she spoke to him.
She still referred to him at the beginning
of the story.
It could be Jamie.
That's what I'm saying.
but Jameson Scott is so close to Jamie.
It just would feel it's, I don't know.
I'm just curious.
Oh, he would, dude, keep reading.
Look at this.
As our group began to move out of the room,
I took one last look at the creature,
Metarexus, and shuddered.
Its eyes had never strayed for me.
I took,
I took my phone out and pulled up a Wikipedia page of Jameson Scott.
I had to know who could be this stupid.
He was young.
Okay, it's Jamie.
He was,
yeah yeah as Jamie he was young my age but wealthy at his own company and well known in the tech
industry for multiple inventions the words brilliant pioneer and industry leader were scattered
throughout his Wikipedia page which had no picture at the end of the article under personal
life was a short paragraph about his interest in symbolism and ancient artifacts this would make
sense too because Jamie was obsessed
when he found the
he was taking pictures of everything
she basically had to beg him to leave
yeah I well I mean heck wouldn't you be
imagine like you
you meet a demon like an actual
I would very much be in her shoes
where I'd be like come on please
can we get out of you that'd be me
I wouldn't go home come on
I shook me and I'm there being very brave and stoic
and taking pictures of artifacts being like we can
trap the creature and you're like crying and peeing your pants next to me is that accurate yes that's
true okay that is true i shook my head as my group was herded into the museum's gift shop
what did he want with the statue how had he acquired it and how did he know about the wards
none of it made sense i wandered through the gift shop by idly picking up trinkets and wondering
just what to do should i warn the guide the curator
Or did the Scott person know what he was doing?
Were the wards enough?
Somehow, I didn't think so.
If this thing is now trapped,
we're gonna find out it's Jamie and everything
and it's gonna, like, she'll be incorporated into the story.
But if she didn't know it was Jamie, just leave.
Like, good, good for you.
They've got it locked up.
Great.
Yeah.
Well, I wonder how much of it becomes the thing of like,
yeah, it's there and it's sealed,
but you want it to be destroyed.
So it could never, there's never the possibility.
Like, I wonder if that's going to be her obsession.
Anyways.
Yeah, I mean, depending on how much they follow, like, real, quote-unquote, demonology.
You can't kill a demon, humans candidly.
She can only exercise it or banish it back to hell.
Yeah, only God and angels can kill demons.
Mm, I see.
Are you going to lecture tonight?
Someone asked for behind me.
I swung around.
My backpack nearly taking out a postcard stand as I did.
Oh, sorry.
I thought you were someone else.
The red-headed girl turned to leave.
What lecture?
The lecture our guide was talking about.
Jameson Scott's lecture on the exhibit.
He's in town?
Yeah, that's what she said.
You should go.
He's really hot.
She turned to leave.
Wait.
Where's the lecture again?
The auditorium in the history building.
Building E?
She said as if I should have known.
And I guess she wasn't wrong.
I was only a few years older than her,
and I looked like a car.
college student. Apparently everyone thought so. Thanks. I yelled after her as she walked off with
her gickling friend. Okay, so a couple of theories. Um, for one, there is some supernatural
element at work that is pointing her down this direction. I, uh, I agree, but also at the same time,
I'm kind of liking the 50 shades of gray angle. They're taking this now.
I don't think that's the angle they're taking with this.
You have girl coming into town with high, high, high tech, uh, billionaire guy that all the girls are gushing over, right?
Oh, and he's hot.
How do we know that this isn't going to take a little turn to erotica?
If this really cool statue demon story becomes like, like smut, I'm, I'm leaving.
We're ending the episode.
I can't tell you.
I would be so thrilled.
It would be so good.
I know, you know what?
As soon as that happens, you can read it.
I'll just sit here.
How's that sound?
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Deal.
I would definitely be there.
I had a few things to say to this guy.
I wasn't leaving Pennsylvania until I did.
I said in the back of the auditorium, as was my custom.
The room was filled wall to wall with people, faculty and students alike.
An empty podium set in the front and a tall, blonde-haired security guard stood to its left.
He had a gun on his hip and his hands were folded behind his back.
Maybe he wasn't a security guard after all.
I was pretty sure state campuses were gun-free, which meant he was with somebody important.
James and Scott, no doubt.
The guard stared straight ahead, his eyes boring a hole into the wall behind me.
Lots of things about him made me uneasy.
The murmurs and whispers died down a moment later when a thin, attractive man walked purposefully onto the stage.
Good evening.
He began.
He graced the room with a smile that couldn't fool me.
The emotion didn't quite reach his eyes.
If anything, he looked like the most stressed out entire 25-year-old I'd ever seen.
My name is Jameson Scott.
I'm here to speak to tonight about a few ancient and interesting items I've collected over the years.
I'm sorry, but I will not be answering questions about my company,
our newest patents, or my personal charities.
Easy, Christian Gray.
Ah!
What?
You looked ahead.
Yes. I did not. I swear, I swear.
You had to.
My screen record of this, you can look.
I did not look ahead.
I fucking knew it.
I love it.
Uh-oh.
There's no way.
We're going to get some deep fucking see.
A 50 shades of gray hell, Mary.
And then the story said Christian gray.
There was,
do you remember what was the one time?
There was one time we were reading an episode and something like that happened.
I can't remember.
it was like angel and mother do you remember that i can't dude you're asking the wrong dude
i barely yeah you forgot you forgot what story this was um no there was some story we read where it was
like um oh my mom said something about an angel or an angel on my mom and then we read like that
exact sentence yeah paragraph later or something like that we've had a couple good calls on this
we we have our moments we we dabble yeah i i saw that i saw that deep fucking from the billionaire
a mile away. There were a few
disappointed. I also like
in horror media
especially it throws me off a little bit
whenever it references
other media because that
implies that okay
in this universe
approximately 20 years ago
a series of towns
in northern Pennsylvania
were wiped out by a demonic entity
that's now chained within one of those towns
and
somehow this
created a series of events that also led to the exact same production of 50 Shades of
Graves. We know it today. Yeah, but it was a book, a popular book before that.
Was it? Like back? Yeah. Oh, yeah. 50 Shades of Gray came out a long time ago. 50.
Well, no, it was a, no, 50 Shades of Great was Twilight fan fiction originally. So it had to be after that.
It was, bu, blah, blah, blah. Because in my head, like, all of this went down.
in, like, 2005, the town disappeared and stuff like that, right?
Published. It was self-published 2011.
Yeah.
I'm just saying it's not out of the realm of possibility.
I don't mind it in this case.
I'm just net picking. I'm just being, I'm being new for this episode.
I was optimistic until the Christian Gray reference and now I'm over it.
I'm even more optimistic now.
I can tell.
My future's looking up.
There were a few disappointed groans from the audience, but James and Scott,
smiled and directly a oh and directed a flirtatious wink at no one in particular he was an alarmingly
charming man i have i have been interested in ancient relics particularly those of religious
significance for many years since i was quite young actually somewhat traumatic experience played
the catalyst and i've been uh studying and collecting ever since i'll begin with some of the more
well-known pieces, and then move on to one more exotic.
She needs to put together quickly that this is Jamie, or it's going to drag me down a bit.
If she just keeps me like, where do I know that name?
What is going on with this?
Scott began his lecture on a bowl from Mesopotamia that was supposed to bestow on the user
unnaturally long life.
As long as you drank from it, only water siphon from the bottom of the Euphrates River.
He spoke extensively about several other equally unnaturally.
interesting artifacts before finally coming to the one I cared about. The statue.
Please tell you this photo for a minute. Scott clicked to the next slide in the slideshow and
the demon statue appeared against a blood red background, as imposing and terrifying as it
was in real life. A blanket of heavy, uncomfortable air descended on the room as people averted
their eyes from the screen and mumbled uncertainly. I did take my eyes off of it.
This is the piece I spent most of my life trying to locate.
May I introduce you to the demon Metoraxus.
You pause for a minute and click to the next slide.
Adonte S. depiction of hell.
Metaraxis belongs to the second hierarchy of demons,
though he is virtually unknown.
And this is simply because of his nature.
Metaraxus doesn't kill or possess.
He doesn't vie for power.
bring darkness into the hearts of men
or try to influence innocence
Metaraxis eats
but he eats more than the flesh of man
eats their homes
their histories and their souls
if you were to be eaten by
Metaraxis it would be as if you never
existed at all
no one would remember you
and the now empty piece of life
you have carved out of yourself
and the world would fill
in as if you were never
as if you were never there
everything that was you or
Whatever would be you is gone.
Kind of kind of a horrifying concept of like not only does it eat your soul and stuff, but your entire, like you literally never existed.
James and Scott paused artfully to let his words wash over the audience, every soul in the room hanging on every syllable.
I suppose it really was quite interesting, if you didn't know the heartbreaking truth of it, which I knew he did.
Someone held as a genius seemed utterly reckless of him to romanticize all this.
I crossed my arms and slumped lower in my chair
When this was over one way or another
James and Scott and I would be having a conversation
And this is why Metraxus is an unknown
There is no one to speak his name or his deeds
Alive or dead
Or there wasn't for many centuries
At some point in history
Metraxus grew tired of being unknown and unworshipped
He proclaimed that those who prayed to him
And brought him sacrifice would not only be spared
and would not only be spared
and but also
given gifts of everlasting youth and resilience
no that's probably Jameson
that which he had stolen from his others
or had stolen from others
it is believed that several ancient civilizations
took him up on his offer
they sang his songs
built his temples and created a beautiful artwork
in his likeness such as the one in your museum
to praise the demon and reap his gifts
okay okay okay okay okay okay okay this is this is really cool because now jameson's the villain of the story
effectively right yeah jamie it seems as if he was obsessed with it started worshipping it and now
is this like high-tech billionaire dude yeah because it says that the demon would give the worshippers
gifts that it ate from other people so all of those ideas jamie has of like um all the tech
conventions he has, all the charities, all the money,
or stuff that was eaten up from other
people and then gifted to him. And this would
have gone on for many years until a name
was called that refused to be sacrificed.
Metaraxis chose his tribute
selectively, but eventually a name would
come up of someone rich or in power
that person would maneuver out
of it or simply commit suicide.
In these instances,
Metraxus would grow angry and
eat the city and all the people therein,
leaving no trace that he
or they had ever existed.
This would have happened many times over the centuries.
So we were also right there about how it's been kind of going on for.
It's been going on for a long time.
But it says that someone would refuse to be sacrificed.
And this would cause him to become furious.
Maybe that was them escaping out of the basement.
Whenever they awoke him,
I imagine that was supposed to be their sacrificial moment.
And then they ran.
And that's basically pissed him off.
Probably.
now this was interesting
the creature could be tamed
like a pet
and that is not at all
what he said
what
she's like
she hears all this
and she's like
now this is interesting
this creature's
I think she just means it like
yeah
yeah
yeah
could be tamed like a pet
as long as you gave it
the treat it wanted
you would be not only saved
but rewarded
that's assuming
that you're in control
of the negotiation
which I feel like is a misstep
since it's science
was too busy asking if they could
they never stopped to ask if they should
something else to consider
is that no one ever knew how often Metraxus
called a name. Does the person
would be absorbed by the demon? No one
ever remember if they had existed at all.
It could have been one person a year
or five a day and no one would know
the demon himself.
You will find
mentions of Metraxis scattered in
religious text dating back as far as 1700 bc the statue is rare and that is the only one
likeness of him to ever be found this is kind of interesting too because even if you google him
it's supposed to be like well matter access is like no one's ever been able to remember writing him down
yeah we can't find him right so that's a that's a fun caveat that's a that's a fun way to because
most stories would just incorporate a name demon right but saying that it is a demon who's history
is unknowable and then you know making up your own to fit in there and then like closely tying it to
other demonic beliefs uh that's fun that's pretty cool jameson grace the many hands in the air
with another tired smile and said i'm sorry but no questions tonight you haven't yet had a chance
to see the statue of metaraxis i encourage you to experience it before it shipped to new york next
month new york city just disappears yeah no shit man someone should really put a massive city here
on the coast.
Then, without any ceremony at all,
James and Scott simply walked off stage
and the lecture was over.
A security guard,
who I realized was more likely a bodyguard,
stepped forward to block several girls
who jumped the stage to follow his boss.
Jesus.
He's him busy.
I knew I had a chance.
It's like he's Justin Bieber.
For real.
As the throng of people
pressed forward to the upper exits,
I fell back and went out the rear.
I sprinted out of the building
and around to the corner hoping to see what I'd gambled was there.
And it was.
Jamison Scott was climbing in the back of a white SUV when I spotted him.
He glanced to my direction at the sound of his name,
but then shut the door and rolled down the window of the SUV.
As the SUV began to pull away,
I threw a hell Mary.
You words on that demon will never hold!
My voice echoed down the alleyway.
The brake lights came on immediately,
but no one exited the car.
Taking it as an invitation, I ran up to his window.
for mere 25 years old
he sure looked like he'd seen some shit
his lined pale yet attractive face
no longer carried a tired look
but a surprised one
I've been over to catch my breath
he didn't speak
but opened the door and scooted over
I climbed in
who may have the pleasure
Caitlin Ross
I held out a shaky hand
his surprise seemed to turn to shock
Caitlin Ross
He said slowly
With a strange inflection of reverence
Yes
I'm Caitlin Ross
In your words
They're bullshit
He didn't even bother to ask how I'd known
Which in turn bothered me
Simply tap the seat in front of him
And his driver let go of the break
Those wards have held for six years
Miss Ross
I assure you
They'll hold
you have no idea what you're dealing with here
oh I assure you I do
there was a hard yet sad edge to his voice
that suggested personal tragedy
I wondered if I misjudged him after all
oh my gosh
dear fucking God Caitlin put the fucking pieces together
figure it out good Lord
my apartment here's here we go here's the 50s
my apartments are only a block away
perhaps we should speak more in my study
this isn't a conversation for
and he went over here.
She's gonna be tied up
and flipped upside down.
Maybe some bondage and ass play
while we're added.
Maybe.
Do you know what these are?
These are anal beads.
I want you to count how many
X in me as we have this conversation.
Have you ever heard of sounding, Mrs. Ross?
I noted the finality in his voice
and nodding, set back in my seat.
As long as I got to say what I'd come to say, I didn't care where we went.
We were let off at the corner where several men, and his personal detail, were already waiting.
Scott escorted me into a private entrance and private elevator with only one button marked penthouse.
As soon as the elevator doors opened, one of his men ushered me into his cavernous study, and the door was shut behind me.
For whatever reason, Jameson entered from a different door a few minutes later, followed by his head bodyguard who had been at the lecture.
this one didn't like me one bet
barely concealing irritation
and shades of panic when he saw me
he was older clearly over 30
stark blonde hair and a square jaw
this is a funny amount of security
to have in like a small town in northern
Pennsylvania yeah
but I'm rich and I'm a bachelor
he has like a multi-floor penthouse and everything
else is like a one story like cottage yeah
he's like could you believe it
800 square feet
it's all mine
I'll never take this for me
Jamison sat down behind his desk
while I continued to stand
he gestured to an empty seat in front of him
he gave a suit yourself shrug
turned to his bodyguard
his eyes continued to bore angry holes
through me as they did
everything else he looked at
this was quickly becoming enemy territory
scotch from me
Bannick anything for you
Caitlin
no thanks
I mumbled as the guard
Bannick,
raked his hair back from his forehead in exasperation.
I assumed it's got a familiar use of my first name.
No threat to your boss, buddy.
If anything, he is a threat to everyone else.
I returned his icy glare,
never wavering until his lips grew into a thin line,
and he curtly nodded to Jameson and left the room.
First, I want to establish.
Do you have any idea what you're doing?
I asked, suspending all platitudes.
Jameson leaned back cautiously in his chair, giving me a casual go-on gesture.
Why would you bring that thing to a populated city?
What would you put it on display for all to see and touch?
What sort of arrogance allows you to think that you could control it with a few poorly copied sigils?
He had made no move during my short outburst other than to tent his fingers and stroke his jaw with his thumb.
Which question would you like me to answer first?
I'm telling you this is getting very erotic very quickly
I don't know stop
also I have
there's been a lot of focus on the
the guards
my hell Mary that I'm going to throw
is that the guards are some kind of spiritual entity
angel may be a bit too campy
but like some kind of supernatural thing
I think.
The guards that are around him all the time.
Just then, the one called Bannick
opened the door with a little too much force
and brought his great Lord and Master a Scotch.
He turned to stand beside Jameson's desk,
which seemed a natural and familiar spot for him.
You may go, Eric.
Jameson clipped without so much as looking at him.
The guard didn't move,
and I continued to stare at him.
We engaged in our own little personal silent standoff.
He, like the statue, had eyes only for me.
And they were filled with rage and fire.
He can stay
I ground out finally
Let him know I'm not afraid of him
If he was grateful for my help
He didn't show it
As you wish
Your question
I slid my eyes reluctantly back to Jameson
How did you get it
I bought it from the government
The government had it?
I asked incredulously
The state of Pennsylvania
It appeared on government land
in the middle of nowhere.
According to the surveyor who found it,
they shifted off to PSU,
who dated and appraised it,
and they put it up for auction.
They just sold it to the highest bidder?
Yeah, and why not?
It's just a piece of granite to them,
and they needed the money.
The state of Pennsylvania is suffering its own financial crisis,
though I suppose that's why...
I suppose that's what happens
when, in essence,
20% of the state just stops paying their taxes.
It's a curious thing.
I winced. He didn't need to elaborate.
Why did you buy it?
Because I have personal history with Metraxus.
He has taken from me.
He's taken from me too.
But I'm not parading him around in public.
Risking people's lives.
Their souls, according to you.
If you listen to my lecture, you would know why I do that.
Remain silent.
Jameson's side and leaned forward.
You're right, Caitlin.
The ward's one.
won't hold him not forever and we don't know what it will the only reason they're holding
now is because i'm giving him what he wants oh he's probably feeding people to him i think he means
the worship oh i see yeah you're probably right you assume that being exhibited a museum
satifies the creature's desire for worship and you're willing to stake people's lives on that i am
that creature has not moved a millimeter since he came into my care i've employed teams of
symbologist and demologists to research, test, and advise me on the safest course of action.
And for our efforts, the statue has remained dormant.
Yes, it's not dead.
You're going to kill someone someday.
Jameson sprung up from his desk and was in front of me before I even had a chance to take a step.
His bodyguard took an almost involuntary step toward him.
It was too late.
Jameson was only inches from me and much more intimidating at eye level.
panic seemed uneasy and ready to pounce if I tried anything
What would you have me do, Caitlin?
Would you like me to take custody of it?
What would you do with it? Tell me. And I'll consider it.
Destroy it!
He gave a sad, desperate bark of laughter.
Don't you think I've tried that?
Don't you think the first thing I did when I acquired it was try to kill it?
I tried to incinerate it. Hit it with a wrecking ball.
I haven't ran it over with a tank.
It wouldn't be destroyed by any tools of man.
And believe me, Caitlin.
I paid deal it for my attempts.
Almost everything I love is gone.
Did I put it back where it came from?
If the church was even still there, and if I could find it.
No one can do that.
Who did it kill?
Who that you loved?
I don't know.
Also, the visual of him hitting it with the tank is very funny.
Yeah, him like bulldozing.
It's just a slow moving tank.
Yeah.
It's just like, it won't break at all, but it's just like on the ground and the pose.
Like, I don't know why I cared so much, but I couldn't let it go.
I had to know.
Scott took a step back, but held his ground.
She was she.
And just how did you escape the creature when it came for you?
The question hit him physically, like a bullet.
He leaned back against the desk, suddenly weaker, defeated and less imposing.
Bannick visibly relaxed, his hand sliding.
off the handle of the gun. I hadn't noticed was still
holstered in his belt.
This is a story for another
time. Oh, come on.
How long are we going to do this?
I know who Jamie is.
Fine. Then why you?
Why are you the person who's qualified
to own the statue?
Because I've seen its face.
My fate is bound to it.
As surely is yours.
Jameson Scott rubbed his face
in genuine exhaustion.
If he hadn't been speaking the truth,
then he was a damn good actor
he looked up at me finally
from hooded eyes that burned
with some intense unnamed emotion
and who did it take from you
Jamie
I had nothing to hide and I wouldn't disrespect
Jamie by hiding the truth
wait
I want to disrespe
okay oh she's saying she
wouldn't disrespect her memory of Jamie
not knowing it's Jamie she's talking to right now
I raised my chin a little higher and crossed my
arms. Scott's expression had turned milder, almost pensive, and a sad smile graced his handsome face.
Tension in the room abated, though Banach was looking at me intently. His expression unchanged
since the moment he'd walked into the room. When Scott didn't reply, I decided it was now or never.
I want to see it. No. Alone. No. This time both Jameson and Banach had spoken at the same time.
I known he wouldn't let me go. He never let me near the same.
statue again. I'd assume this before I'd even met him, which is why I swip the museum keycard
office desk as soon as I had the opportunity. Why not? Because he knows you. And you know he could
break the wards if he wanted to. No. He could never get past the wards. They're perfectly drawn
and blessed as they should be, but I won't risk your life. Jameson Scott suddenly seemed
battle-wary, so much older than his 25 years. Don't even try.
Caitlin it will take you if you do the only one who will ever remember you is me his plea
was multi-layered intricately woven with threads of both deceit and familiarity once again i was put
ill at ease there was only one more thing i wanted from this room who did it take from you and how
tell me tell me that and i'll leave lannenberg in the in the morning and never come back
lie, but I was curious.
Jameson's eyes shifted
to mine, perhaps to gauge
if I met what I said. He must
have believed me, because his gaze
drifted off the window, and he answered my
question.
I took her for myself.
It was an unsatisfying answer.
Now leave.
Commanded his bodyguard before I'd had a chance to
reply. Jameson stared
at me as I took a step back from the desk.
His eyes were again pregnant
with an emotion I couldn't name, but it tread a line between longing and insanity.
Perhaps desperate desire, perhaps insane desperation.
Perhaps something in between.
I will walk her out.
Banning a bit as I made my escape out the door.
God, anyone but him.
No, I need you here.
Andrews will see her out.
The door closed behind me and I heard no more.
Andrews turned out to be an older man with a bull.
bald head and a white beard. He met me at the elevator and escorted me all the way to the
ground floor, saying Little. Do you need a ride somewhere? He asked as we stepped out into the street.
No, I can walk. He said no more, just turned around and let the private door shut behind him.
Nice of him to ask, at least. As I walked back to the museum, I had time to wonder just what in the
hell I was doing. Why didn't I listen to Scott and just leave? Why did I hope to gain by seeing that
thing again. Can I just trust that he seemed to have everything under control? Scott had the
resources, the money, the people, and most importantly, the motivation. He had lost someone too,
after all, someone he loved, though how that had come to pass was not clear. But I knew I had to see it
again. Perhaps I could prove to him just how dangerous that thing was, regardless of the precautions
he was taking. I need to convince him to take the statue off display before more people
died. It was madness
having it here. He was
exposing innocent people to a demon
on a reckless gamble.
If I could make the statue move just an inch
or two, maybe even a turn of its head,
it would be
on the museum security tapes
and I could prove that this thing wasn't
truly dormant. I read
him as a pragmatic, reasonable man.
He would remove the exhibit at once.
I trusted that much, didn't I?
She is insanely stupid.
This is the
This is the most reckless thing I think I've ever heard.
They're both being reckless and selfish,
but it's coming to an extent that our protagonist here,
Caitlin, is, it's becoming infuriating.
My theory is too that the thing Jamie said where he's like,
I pushed her or I lost her myself, whatever,
I feel like something bad happens if Jamie recognizes Caitlin
or like recognizes someone from that time period.
I think Jamie knows who she is.
and isn't, he's trying to keep her safe.
So they're going on with Badok too
where maybe he doesn't want to reveal that in front of him as well?
Like he doesn't want him to be alone with Caitlin either, so I don't know.
Once again, I pulled up Jameson Scott's Wikipedia page.
All I knew was that he was a pioneer in the tech industry,
rich as a Rothschild and interested in 14th century Judeo-Christian artifacts.
It didn't fit.
It just didn't.
Unless Jameson Scott was telling the truth.
But even if he was being on his past past, Scott was still lying to me about something.
Like everything else in the last week, I'd have to trust my gut.
I arrived at the museum and walked around the giant building looking for the gift shop.
At the moment, I knew two things.
Statue's room was next to the gift shop, and museums usually had nighttime security.
I slid Jameson's card through the reader next to the door, and a light flashed green while the door emitted a soft click.
They should open and peered into the empty gift shop.
dim overhead lights gave the room an eerie and foreboding glow
the room reminded me of another room from over ten years ago
a nave darkened by dirty windows and a muted setting sun
I was younger then or innocent
not had Jamie then
but I wouldn't give to have him with me now
what would he say perhaps that he was a 25 year old billionaire
who I could ask would he trust Scott
would he attempt to stir the creature
for the greater good or would he say
I was stupid for risking my life
Jameson was convinced the wards would hold
would Jamie have been too
whatever happened
I hope I didn't fail him
that is the end of the
of the return to deep wood here
leading I just kind of want to hop right into the death
of the deep wood to kind of see what's going on
I am livid as she doesn't understand
like has not piece that together
granted she does have
she does have the ability
she has for years now you could argue you know over a decade she has uh told herself the story
that jamie's just gone that he disappeared that he's dead essentially you know so she has had like
been living with that forever so she probably doesn't hasn't even thought about him actually
still being alive but it does seem kind of naive to have somebody be like to have another
experience with that um i don't know she is being incredibly naive yeah because like someone else has
experience with it, uh, they have for six years kept it from killing anyone. Yeah.
We are on to part three. Death of Deepwood, Pennsylvania. I padded quietly through the dimly lit
gift shop, pulling the straps of my backpack, tied her over my shoulder like a security blanket.
When I reached the opposite door, I leaned my head against it and tried to calm my rapidly beaten
heart. Taking several deep breaths, I slid Scott's key card through the blinking card reader and was
rewarded with a green flash and another soft click.
The creature was right where I'd left it.
As still as the statue, it was pretending to be.
Took my time wandering around the room.
My eyes never leaving James and Scott's surprise exhibit.
If the demon was as satisfied and successfully warned it as Scott bragged it was,
then the creature either wouldn't notice or wouldn't care about my presence.
I'm starting to hope he was right.
Yeah, but he also said it remembers you and can get up whenever it wants.
Whatever, okay.
I approached it slowly and unbuckled the velvet rope with the shaky hand.
I was so close to it now that all I could see when I looked up
was the underside of its gigantic head.
I suddenly wondered if years of schooling would help me read the words inscribed on the statue of stone platform.
I bit down and started to pull up the velvet covering when I heard a quiet scrape above me,
like stone on stone.
Oh, God.
It was the sound I'd heard before in the soundtrack of my nightmares.
though I'd been right all along
The statue wasn't dormant
It was a hollow victory
I dropped the velvet and backed away from the statue
Trying to determine what had moved
Nothing had changed to my naked eye
But I know what I heard
Bumping against the back wall
I decided to play a wild card
I needed it to move
Perceptibly if I wanted proof that the thing was still dangerous
I turned away from the demon to face the wall
using an arm brace myself.
I couldn't believe I was doing this.
I pushed my chips all in.
Do you really think I'm scared of you?
After all these years?
I asked quietly, my voice echoing around me like a gunshot.
You're just a piece of rock now.
Harmless to me.
I felt my breath and waited.
Nothing.
Feeling both disappointed and relieved,
I sighed and turned around,
dropping the key card as well.
as my jaw.
Though it hadn't made a sound,
the statue was now
not only facing me,
but leaning out
as far off its stone platform as it could.
Its mouth was opened
and almost imperceptibly
growing wider by the second.
That's awesome.
You can't leave your platform.
I would attempt him.
I breathe as much to myself
the creature. My whole body was shaking and I was quietly backing up, slowly, slowly to the door.
I got what I come for. Now it was time to leave. It happened in the breath of a second.
There was a sudden crack as the demon's tail whipped through the air behind it from one side to the
other, as though it were not made of stone but a flesh of blood. The glass encasing it on either
side shattered. The makeshift wall behind split into and the velvet ropes came crashing down.
One of the poles sent a sigil flying across the room. I screamed like I never screamed before
as the creature's neck seemed to stretch across the room toward me. One of its wards no longer
effective. I turned my back on it and ran for the door realizing too late that the key card now lay
under a heap of rubble. I hate her. Yeah, this was insane. This was a horrible, horrible. She went to a demon
and was like, I'm going to mock you so that you move a little bit, but not a lot.
Fuck you.
I bet you have a tiny dick.
Yeah, like, well, yeah, this is ridiculous.
I turned my back on it and ran for the door, realized too late that the key card now lay under a heap of rubble.
I reached the double doors and tried to jerk them open, hoping they weren't locked from the other side.
They were.
The creature was once again still as stone, everything but its eyes, which followed my every move hungrily.
I beat on the door, yelling for security and wondering,
if I was doomed and which thought would be my last.
In my hysterical panic, I suddenly remembered how I'd escaped this fate 13 years before.
I stumbled back from the doors as much as I dared and ran at them shoulder first.
So the demon also here probably remembers her as the person that was supposed to be sacrificed, but didn't, but ran away and got away.
Yeah, remember what I said.
It's like it wants you, like it picks a target, basically.
Yeah. So that was the target before. He's probably definitely remembers her.
Yeah. They moved Creek Demon.
but ultimately laughed at my efforts.
These were no rotten, decaying church doors.
Crazed with fear, I backed up to try again,
and this time just as my shoulder reached the door,
it opened from the other side,
and I went spilling over on top of something hard or someone.
He rolled over, and I passively registered that I'd landed on an enraged banick.
He was standing and pulling me up by strap in my backpack
before the door had even closed behind us.
Bannick struggled to say something, trying several times,
was too angry for words.
I didn't care.
I threw my arms around him,
just happy to be on the other side of the door.
He didn't hug me back,
just froze stiff and waited for me to get off of him.
When I finally pulled back,
I pulled my hood down and looked him full in the face.
Did you see what it did?
I asked pushing hair back from my face.
That thing is not dormant at all.
Tell your boss that.
And that needs to be moved tonight, if possible.
I hate her.
She has no business to say any of this.
fathomable.
This is such a deeply stupid person.
In lieu of a response,
Bannett grabbed my arm and headed toward the lobby.
Since it was away from the exhibit room, I didn't care.
He could take me to jail if he wanted,
as long as James and Scott heard what happened here.
I made my point to him and live to tell the tale.
Or had I?
I suddenly wondered.
Honestly, if I'd learned anything in that room,
it had been that the creature hadn't forgotten me,
the girl that got away.
My life was a black mark on its record, an insult.
And I had gone into its slayer and challenged.
What did I think was going to happen?
Yeah, what a great time to think about that.
God.
Of one thing I was abruptly certain, it wouldn't stop until it had my life.
The creature would burn through a hundred cities, perhaps a thousand, to claim me.
And it had told me all of this somehow.
Had it?
I suddenly realized my mistake.
the creature
had been dormant
when I'd arrived
in Landenberg
as it had been
dormant 13 years
before in Deepwood
and once again
I had awoken it
from its harmless
slubber
I hate her
I hate her
I hate her so much
Isaiah I can't do it
This is the second
time she has walked
into a place
with the demons
surrounded by sigils
and done something
to make it upset
and like draw it out
how many
it would pay the price
this time
how many people
had to die
before the end
you have killed
20% of the population
of Pennsylvania
I want to say that is on, like, yes, the demon did it, but it is indirectly her fault.
Like, at least Jamie has spent the rest of his life trying to stop it with, like, actual methods other than just like,
nah, yeah, boo, boo, you can't do me.
Like, she's certainly not one of the worst characters we've read.
Or she's definitely not the worst character we've read, but she is getting up there to me of like,
you're just having someone just be like, well, should I press this?
this button that you know sets off a nuclear bomb well i don't know seems like dirt seems like they
it's gonna go off eventually so i might as well do it myself right finally understanding the
true cost of my arrogance i let out a muffled cry and faltered wondering with revulsion if
perhaps i should just go back and face my fate yes you should sacrifice yourself to the great
demon redeem yourself wait i cough trying to apply the guard's fingers from my arm
Bannick suddenly spun me around and pinned me against a wall
his arms braced on the other side of my head
my eyes snapped up at him in shock and I recalled from what I saw there
What the fuck are you doing here?
I was just...
Why'd you come back, Katie?
After all these fucking years!
Well, I was wrong.
My objection died in my throat,
but couldn't be.
It wasn't possible, and yet somehow it was.
My legs gave out under me,
but Jamie caught me on the wall.
way down. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Okay. All right. Well, you know what? We, me and you, we were a little bit off.
A little bit. I mean, he was there. We were just a little bit off. He was older than he should have
been and stronger than I ever thought the skinny kid from Middle Sparill could be. But his eyes
hadn't changed. It was Jamie all the same. Even his expressions were familiar to me. I realized.
What I first thought was seething anger
was actually just barely controlled fear
Had the creature killed me after all
Was I swirling in the dark abyss with Jamie
And all the others who had been taken
Jamie
My voice broke over his name
Christ Katie
You need to leave now and never come back
Hell leave the country if he can
He'll never stop looking for you now
I couldn't register what he was saying
Who wouldn't
Leave what country
Jamie, how was Jamie here?
He kept me pinned there, his hold frigid, his eyes desperate, and a little bit pissed off.
Jamie, how did you...
How'd I know you'd come here?
When has the word no ever kept you from something you wanted?
No, I mean, how...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm sorry.
We'll take her from here, Bannick.
The voice behind him interrupted me.
Jamie slowly turned to face the three men, only one of which I recognized.
This one has been too much trouble.
I want her gone.
Jamie returned Tyson his voice.
Mr. Scott says we're not to take orders from you anymore, Bannick.
Give her here.
Jamie suddenly pushed me out of the way and I went sliding across the floor.
The wind knocked out of me.
A rushing filled my ears as I tried desperately to catch my breath.
When my hearing came back, Jamie was.
yelling at me. Go! I looked back to see two men down and Jamie struggling with the third.
My sneakers struggled for purchase on the slick marble floor and when they finally found it,
I was up and running toward the lobby on the wings of adrenaline. Suddenly heard a sound like
a book slamming onto a table. I spun around just as Jamie went down, clutching his shoulder.
Fell on top of the man he'd been struggling with, who was now unconscious. Blood began to drip
over his fingers and I went sliding across the floor as I tried to
double back for him.
What, why are you?
Jamie started to say something,
but passed out mid-sentence.
His hand dropped from his shoulder
and thin tendrils of blood
began to race each other down his chest.
Well, now that is impressive.
Jameson Scott stepped forward
from where he'd been leaning again.
Cringe.
I know, yeah.
That 100% struck me as like
an anime thing.
Pushes up glasses.
Yeah, exactly.
Now, that is.
impressive yeah and i'm not impressed by much at it in my age i stumbled over to jamie but scott stopped
me with a single click of his gun he walked over and rested a foot on jamie's chest i froze where i was
okay so scott shot jamie right yeah i'm gonna assume so i saw you take my key card you know
played the role perfectly in fact everything went according to plan except him
Scott kicked Jamie in the ribs
but he didn't make a sound
What do you want
Your name came up
I want you to die
Why
Scott gave a pretentious scoff
This isn't a James Bond movie
Miss Ross
I don't need to explain myself to you
I'm looking down two paragraphs
And he is explaining himself
In very thorough detail
But you will won't you
you want me to know how clever you are
What?
I don't know
What happened?
What? Where did this come from?
I think that she, I think she's just trying to buy time.
Yeah, okay.
I was playing with fire, but why not?
We were far beyond caution now.
Hmm.
You're quite bright.
There might have been a place for you or my staff
if things had been different.
Don't flatter yourself.
Why then?
Why are you giving a demon?
in what it wants.
Didn't kill someone you loved?
My daughter, actually.
And why?
It's my gift to a world I was born too late into.
You know, I was 50 by the time the internet was invented.
Fifty!
What's sad irony then?
That I was a technological genius.
Oh, what the universe does love it's sick jokes.
Do you realize I've single-handedly guided the history of modern technology?
Oh, God, here we go.
I'm falling deeper.
This is getting cringe.
It's true.
I reached my 70s and then my 80s and my vision began to fail.
My hands would shake.
I'd forget coding.
I could barely manage to read at one point.
I made millions.
But I hadn't even started.
I decided the world couldn't afford to lose me yet.
So I tracked down every piece of ancient lore I could
that helped me reclaim my youth.
Most of it was rubbish, of course.
But I was desperate.
I'd almost given up
until Mataraxis found me.
I
The story did dupe us pretty good
because it is so clearly
supposed to be that Jameson is Jamie, right?
Yeah, I mean, I don't know if I like the trick
when the guy's name is Jameson.
Like, it's just, to me, I'm like, okay, that's the guy.
The name should have been different.
And then it's like, and then you're referring to the other guy.
It's almost where it's like,
it's like, my old friend's name used to be
Sally and this is
I don't know, this is a
new girl, Sally Field and there's another
girl in the room. Her name's Zbock.
It's like, okay, well, I'm not really
in under, I'm not really an indie
under, like I'm not like supposed to be like,
oh, Baddick is probably, you know what I mean? It feels
kind of cheap in a non-visual
format, maybe.
I think just make both of their names nothing like
Jamie. Well, yeah, exactly. And you're fine.
Other than that,
I do like how the story
completely set up that
Jameson was an altruistic character who had suffered at the hands of this demon
and was trying to do something to satiate it only for the rug to be pulled on us in part
three I mean I agree I don't I don't agree that the name throws it off but I think but I think
it's just it's a bit to me I felt I thought I was more like well that's just cheap like it feels
unfair whatever I think that you could still have done it if his name was not Jameson
yeah yeah no I mean I like the setup of
but being like, oh, maybe he is doing something good
because he really pushes and pulls you.
I want to finish the story before I guess divulge too much.
I knew what he was as soon as I saw him.
So I bought him and warded him using the sigils
I'd read about in ancient text.
Of course, there was an expensive trial and error period.
Many of my staff were killed in the process.
But eventually, we discovered the right sigils.
The first thing I did was tracked down the man
whose name was etched into the granite into Manorax's feet.
I presented him for a sacrifice.
and I was rewarded.
That was six years ago.
I adopted a new name and started a new company.
All was going well until your name came up about four years ago.
You really stumped me because Metaraxis only desires those who are connected to him.
Somehow.
I didn't know who you were and you're far from only Caitlin Ross in the world.
I did try several others.
Metaraxes would take them for certain, but the name never changed.
I was getting desperate.
So you can imagine how happy I am that you showed up at my doorstep.
God is telling me that he approves my methods,
and that I must stay alive for the good of humanity.
My company is in the middle of revolutionizing surgical robotics.
But Christ's sakes, I will take a few lives to save a million.
Furious at his arrogance, I struggle to keep my voice level.
Don't lie to yourself, Scott.
You're no hero.
Just an old man afraid to die.
No, Caitlin.
I'm just a man refusing to grow old.
What can I say?
I'm determined and resilient.
I want to be young until the day I die.
That's not resilience.
That's vanity.
Vanity is what you're buying with my life.
There's always a price for social change, Miss Ross.
And today, the cost is you.
Oh.
But you look upset.
Don't be afraid of death, my dear.
Not for such a worthy cause.
I'm not afraid of death, and I don't care about your diabolical plan.
I just want you to get to the goddamn part!
Jamie's breathing was growing shallow and my voice dripped with animosity.
As you wish.
When I woke, I was lying on a cold marble floor.
My brown mass of hair fanned out underneath me, stiff with dried blood and my wrist bound.
I set up slowly and tried to brush the hair out of my eyes.
I knew where I was.
There's no point in turning around to see it.
But I did anyway.
It wasn't the fact that my name was engraved at the base of the statue that the velvet cloths
had covered. It wasn't the wards, which had been moved from the demon's feet to the doors and
walls of the room. It wasn't even the fact that the demon's head was turned as to be looking
directly doubt me. No, it terrified me most in that room was the man leaning against the wall,
hands bound behind his back, as condemned to death as I was. The blood on his chest had dried
and he was awake. His eyes only partly open, watching me with an unreadable expression.
You look like shit, Jamie.
I said, matter-of-factly, as I pulled myself up to lean against the base of the statue, the only thing nearby.
I've been busy.
He said, mouth curling up into a sarcastic smile.
I'm sorry, I killed you again.
Try to smile back.
It's if only to keep the tears at bay.
Nah, we'll survive this.
I admire your optimism, but look around.
Rested my elbows on my knees and sunk my head into my arms.
I lived through it once before, didn't I?
Yeah, about that.
How?
Oh, man, this exposition dumping is fucking, ugh.
Woo!
Don't you love it?
Aren't you so happy that the mysterious, creepy creature is now just like a bunch of dialogue?
About a week after you left things started disappearing around town.
People, buildings, even roads.
No one remembered them but me.
Then one day, I woke up in an empty house.
My dad and my brother were gone.
So I fled the only place I knew was safe
The damn church
I figured it was the one place the demon
would never go
I don't know how long I lived there
But it felt like years
I slept to the church
And traveled to nearby towns
To steal what I needed to live
And then one day
The towns were gone
All of them
So I decided to find the thing
My dad was gone
My mom didn't remember me
And the only person who knew
Who I was lived in a thousand miles away
So I went from town to town
Until I found it
I was just there
Standing in the center of town
Nobody even thought it was weird
I was a pro at drawing sigils
But then since I did I spent so much time at Deadwood
And scheduled had to be perfect to work
So I tried to ward it
It would take a little while
But the statue always managed to break them
I find out a little further from its base every night
People didn't even seem to notice this statue had moved
what they didn't notice
or what they did notice however
was some kid loitering around their town
since I looked older
the time was getting wary of me anyway
I joined the local police force and spent my nights
on patrol downtown
keeping an eye on the thing
reapplying sigils
occasionally I'd wake up outside
and I'd know my wards
had finally failed
then I had to track it to a new town
and star all over
why didn't it just kill you
I asked myself that a few years ago
when your name came
up. I think it needed me to find you, ironically. In the end, it didn't need me at all. It came
anyway. Okay. I thought about that and wondered for the first time if I actually had come back
to prove myself sane. And I really intended to kill it or prove I'd been right. I'd actually
been about Jamie all along. It took a long time, a lot of towns. But I finally figured out what I was
doing wrong.
A sedge will slow it down.
But in order to stop it, the war needs to be blessed and not just by anyone.
The second son of a Roman Catholic, preferably from a sissy, a sissy Italy.
A sissy, I think.
Yeah.
Preferably from a sissy Italy, or at least near the region.
Don't ask me how I figured that out.
It would be funny.
She's like, how'd you figure it out?
Okay, I'll tell you.
How did you figure it out?
During my travels, I went to a sissy Italy.
So what happened to your second son from a sissy Italy?
He disappeared.
Shit.
That'd be so funny.
If that ever comes up again.
Yeah.
It's like, you need the second son of a Roman Catholic from a sissy Italy.
What happened to him?
He died.
Okay.
Well, that's not, that's not Pog.
Yeah.
By that point, I was a sheriff and I'd been in the city over.
They came back to town to find my exit missing.
The statue was gone.
And that's when James and Scott got a hold of it.
And that's why you're protecting him?
You think I was protecting him?
No.
He was transparent about his attentions from the start.
I applied to be in his detail, but was denied.
No name, no experience.
I only got on because I was able to take out all the bodyguards
in sort of a hand-to-hand comment trial.
I only got on because I was able to take out all of his bodyguards
and a sort of hand-to-hand combat trial
guess those trips to the police academy finally paid off
boy oh boy the fall
the fall from grace
agreed
how does James and Scott know more about the statute than we do
oh my God so much dialogue
because he had almost 80 people on his staff
who did nothing but travel every corner of the globe
are you still here
I'm speechless
I understand
I'm just gonna keep powering through
I'm just gonna keep powering through
the combat trial I think is the wildest
we're getting to levels of monster hunter
so what you're a monster hunter
it's gonna be like so demon hunter huh
because he had almost 80 people on his staff
who did nothing but travel every corner of the globe
looking for any scrap of information on
Metoraxes.
All of this is inferred.
This could have been solved with,
I spent time looking.
It would come from town to town.
I guess it wanted you.
Done.
That's it.
The rest can be inferred.
We can come up with it in our memory
or in our mind or something.
Why do we need to know
that he had a hand-to-hand combat trial
or that meta-rat...
We aren't the first ones to live
to tell the tail.
Just the first to stick around.
I did all I could to keep people
away from that thing.
A name would be engraved
down one day and a new name the next it took me a long time to figure out what he was doing and by
then your name had come up he's became obsessed with you and i damn sure wasn't going to let him find you
well that explains why you were mad when you saw me mad katie i've never been more terrified in my
life i spent years leading him down false past willing to have you present present yourself like a lamb for slaughter
I'm sorry Jamie
I wish it all your fucking time
You spent 13 years trying to protect me
And I spent all that time trying to forget you
Well
It's no lesson I wanted for you
To forget about this place and me
I heard the familiar stone on stone sound from above me
Is there any chance of reasoning with him
Your boss I mean
Not likely
He fed his own daughter that thing
He what? For the greater good
he said.
God, Jamie, I don't want to die.
I don't want you to die.
You're not going to die here.
Not today.
Why do you think this hasn't killed us yet?
It's trying.
Scott kept a close watch over his demon,
but I managed to get one thing by him.
A statue is sitting on a sigil of the size of a mini-Cooper.
It's not blessed, but it's big.
You're a brilliant bastard, James Caras.
No.
No, you made that one up.
Oh my gosh, it's in there.
That's actually real.
Well, I've sure had a lot of time.
Honor.
Bro, I am just trying to push through this so we can be done with this.
This is why I tell people, too, why we shouldn't read the fucking sequels this stuff.
Every time.
Do creepcast rule.
Unless the story is known for its sequels, like the case of the role, the roleplay.
my wife's taking our role play too far.
Unless the story was written with sequels in mind,
or Barasca, right, the first four parts,
we are not doing other parts.
It's crazy.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just want to get through it.
It's big, you brilliant bastard, James Carroll.
Did someone else start writing part three?
Maybe she was possessed by a demon and got killed by a gargoyle.
I don't know.
He walked over and stood me up.
He was whatever tool he had picked his own cuffs with to free me.
I heard them click, but when they fell to the floor,
all I heard was the loud grinding of stone on stone again.
It was louder and longer this time.
Don't look at it, Katie. Don't look up.
Jamie.
I breathed, terrified.
Suddenly a face appeared behind Jamie.
But this time, I wasn't hypnotized by it.
Jamie saw the color drain from my face and grabbed me.
Follow me now!
He yelled.
pushed me in front of him to the gift shop door.
I heard more movement from behind us and turned around
while Jamie typed a long sequence of numbers
into the card reader keypad.
The creature had turned its head and it was watching me.
It was alive, as alive as it had ever been.
The statue took a step off its platform
which shook the museum floor.
Its movements were silent, yet fluid and flexible,
like a cartoon on mute.
Jamie, working on it!
Something else is, like,
the creature design's still cool.
Like, this giant thing that's completely silent,
but it's made of stone and walking.
Like, I like the description of the cartoon on mute.
Like, there's still cool stuff happening adjacent to it, but whatever.
Suddenly, the keypad flashed green and the door clicked open.
Jamie drew a black marker out of his pocket and drew a long line down the middle of the sigil, negating it.
What are you doing?
Just trust me.
Jamie pushed me out the door.
We slammed it behind us and tore across the gift shop to the exit.
The door was locked.
I turned around to tell Jamie as much, but he,
He was already hurling a table through the window.
It shattered just as I saw the door on the other side of the room
began to bend as it was pushed in from the other side.
How did you unlock that door?
I asked as we ran across the parking lot.
Scott isn't the only one who's good with programming.
Ugh.
I close my eyes.
Only for a moment.
Then the moment's gone.
Dust in the wind.
All we are is dust in the wind.
I think I'm going to do it tonight.
I don't think I could do it anymore.
I think it's...
Right before the tour,
also, right before our first date of the door.
What, wait, you see, he's not the only one that's good with programming.
He pushes up glasses, pulls out swords.
slices demon in half.
The demon sets still for a second and then looks around
and then like realizes he's cut in half and then falls apart.
And then he explodes.
Simpai Jamie.
Jamie, son.
Jamie, why are you just like trunks?
I followed him to a black jeep sitting at the edge of the parking lot.
We jumped in just as a loud bang echoed across the asphalt.
God only knows what it meant.
Jay.
Hunter.
Huh?
the hunter what just just read the sentence at the end of this paragraph the beginning chords to highway
to hell blasts for the speakers what are we getting punked away to hell damn yeah yeah yeah i will say
this is to where i'm like this is just i'm like this is the cringe is building up like beads of
sweat on my okay maybe maybe maybe maybe we now maybe part three is supposed maybe it's like uh
Army of Darkness. Oh my god, wait. Why not? I shrugged as I turned it up.
clearly this is a comedy right no it's like no it's made it's been taking itself seriously
it's army of darkness it's army of darkness right no it's not army of darkness it's not army of
darkness at all it's not being campy and fun the whole time this is not tales from the gas station
that that is a that is a tales from the gas station line and event right there is it not i feel
like if this part three is a tales from the gas station by though because i can't think of it being
serious at any part to part three. You haven't had the characters react at all in a way that would
indicate that it's supposed to be that though. It tells us with the gas station it plays it very
from the beginning. Like it it doesn't dip its toe. It's fully jumps in and it's like this is what
this is. But do you think that maybe part three is supposed to be campy? No. I well you know what
if it is that's bullshit. You can't you can't give me something one through two and the completely
tone shift. It's almost like if you fucking if you had the movie the pianist.
on and all of a sudden it becomes a slapstick comedy at the end it's like okay well it's been
about the fucking holocaust this entire time you get me you can't all of a sudden making it
early 2000s comedy you know what I mean the audience saw that on screen but for the audio listeners
who don't know the sentence I freaked out over uh get in a jeep and it says jamie shoved his
keys in the ignition and turned the car over the beginning chords to highway to hell blasted
from the speakers why not I shrugged as I turned it up
Jamie nodded and peeled out of the parking lot.
We tore through town like the devil himself was chasing us,
which wasn't far from the truth.
Babatz.
It was early,
the first race of sunlight streaming through the trees as we hit the highway.
We had to go more than five miles when a white SUV appeared behind us.
It followed at a considerable distance.
Why aren't they overtaking us?
Because this is what he wants.
Scott knows where we're going.
where are we going deepwood fuck i said as i leaned back in the chair but i trusted jamie so i didn't object
won't it take the creature dazed to make it there i asked i and jamie speedometer which was at
90 it doesn't always move like that he sometimes travels on another plane i can't explain it everything
changes and warps around that thing even time that's why i'm about eight years older than i should be
I got to explain every single fucking thing to you,
in the first couple parts of the story,
we mentioned how time changes around it,
and it has been mentioned twice now
that I am significantly older than you.
So the audience cannot put those two factors together.
So I will now explicitly say that I am precisely
eight years older than I should be due
to time differences created
by the demon.
How way to hell?
Are you women?
Who are to mail on the street?
For the ride on the street.
Just give you one time.
Just give them good.
I'm going to have to be a lot of ones
are going to make you mad.
I'm going to take you down.
Take it down.
I'm down.
I don't know.
By those in January,
I'm gonna,
party,
a party,
party trigger.
Shoot the dream.
What I care.
Too many winners
and two in a bit.
Shoot a deal.
One of the key.
I got,
too many.
Go to fire a wheel.
I'm going to shoot the deal
and I'm
ready and give
and give it.
And I'm getting a love
and a kid.
So that is going to do.
Shoot the truth.
Why are you too.
So that is going on on the speakers blaring.
And the guy's like, yeah.
That's even why he doesn't really travel like we do.
Also, that's why I'm eight years older.
She's like, right.
That makes sense.
Thanks for explaining that.
We better get to Deepwood fast.
I'm doing it tonight.
I can't take this anymore.
Benny, come here.
Come over.
I'm going it.
Ah!
Okay.
Okay.
He suddenly whipped off the road and headed for the tree line.
The truck behind us did the same and we maneuvered randomly through the trees.
Though I figured Jamie.
knew where we were going.
How far?
I asked after 10 minutes.
Six miles, but you know how time is out here.
Did I ever?
Four minutes, yet somehow six miles later, we bumped over a set of railroad tracks and
arrived at the damn church, which looked smaller and more impotent than it did in my
nightmares.
The front door opened easily this time, and I gave an involuntary shutter when I saw the
Jesus statue.
looking more judgmental now than ever before
the trapdoor is open
you lived here for years
and you never closed the trap door
believe me
tight ride
Jamie grab my hand and guided me
to the hole in the floor
we have to go down there
fuck no
it's the only way this will end Katie
you gotta be kidding me
I muttered as I took
the first reluctant step down
wait
you said it wouldn't either come back
here
it would for you
I think you're doing it right at this point
just reading full bore anime like
well it's like that's kind of what they've been reading
so I feel like it that's probably
I'm guessing that was the author's intention of
it's like very dramatic right
yeah yeah
it would for you I think
I think we've nailed it now
that it is supposed to be like
regardless if you think the story should have gone that way or not
this is horror comedy for sure
it has to be
you don't accidentally
write a highway
to hell reference it
to it
thunder
that I was called
in the middle
railroad
track
thunder
that I do
that I do
there we go
cut it back
thunder
And I raised, and I thought, what could I do?
That I do!
There was no help, no help from you.
Thunder.
We're not going to do that.
I just want to get to part one say,
To be.
Don't destroy.
Day I hear, that's distra.
Too bad to be done to destroy.
yeah the whole time as you sitting there and you're just like you've been you've never shut the trap door
just behind her oh wow wow yeah I didn't realize until halfway through us singing highway to hell that we switched in to shoot to thrill
yeah I couldn't remember the lyrics to highway to hell so I just went to shoot the thrill
okay um what jimmy followed behind me and took the stairs down on shaky step at a time
jamie followed behind me flashlight in hand uh i did why did it didn't see it until right
before we reached the bottom demon was already here waiting for us stood in the same position
we first found him in 13 years before,
that this time its face was not stone.
Demon's eyes swept across the room in a wide arc.
His tail was wrapped around the bottom of the staircase.
If he was already down here,
why couldn't we stay up there?
He wasn't.
There were no wards to protect us now and nowhere to run.
I couldn't help thinking this was a bad plan.
Well, he's here now, so let's go.
We can't, Katie.
If we leave now, he will too.
Well, then, what's your plan, Jamie?
Jamie said nothing, just stared at the demon, who was now staring back at him.
Suddenly, I felt something like a tug in the pit of my stomach.
I stepped back and then it happened again.
I looked up into the creature's eyes, which had moved to mine and suddenly realized what was happening.
There was another tug, harder this time, and I felt my mind, if not my body, being pulled towards the demon's head.
A long black tongue jutted out to welcome me and the creature's mouth began to widen.
so this was it, the nothingness.
The demon's mouth was so wide
I could have simply walked into it
if I had a body.
The blackness started to close in on all sides,
creating a sort of tunnel vision,
and then, in a violent jolt,
I was snapped back into my body,
a perfect sigil drawn on my chest and black marker.
The creature screamed an ear-splitting sound,
and Jamie flung me over his shoulder
before I had even re-established my bearings.
We were to the top of the staircase
in under a minute,
the demon's still emitting a deafening wail.
something was wailing in my ear from the ACDC song
then I realized it was the creature
I heard ACDC only to realize it was the creature that plays ACDC
it was only Bond Scott the creature
I'm sorry
I was sure it would come for me first
we burst into the nave and Jamie
seeing our company before I did
pushed me across the altar towards the crucifes
fiction, which I took out as I fell.
I scrambled back, kicking it away
from me as I did.
By the time I looked up, James and Scott was
standing in front of the trap door, a gun to
Jamie's head. His men hung back
but looked eager to get involved at a word from their boss.
Get back down there, Miss Ross.
This is like
a Nathan Drake scenario
with, okay. Yes.
Fuck you. The last
words was drowned out by a loud
cracking sound that echoed through the little
church as the spiral staircase came
crashing down below us.
Oh my God, I thought it was actually going to be thunder for a second,
and I was going to laugh so hard.
Like what?
You know what would make this, I think, the best story on Creepcast ever?
Hmm.
If, like, an angel flies in through the top of the church and, like, kills them.
There's a lady who knows all their room is gone.
Katie, don't!
Jamie caught a knee to the ribs.
Some of which I was pretty sure we're already broken.
Scramble back further.
There's no staircase now.
There's no way to get down there.
Oh, sure there is.
His hired men laughed.
You're going to die either way.
At least this way.
You'll save his life.
Mitteraxis is trapped down there.
Now see fucking Meteraxis sounds like a goddamn Yu-Gi-Oh card,
so I can't take it serious.
At least this way, you'll save his life.
Manoraxus is trapped down there for time being.
So it's to, uh, so it's to cellar you must go.
Perhaps you shouldn't have injured him by breaking his bond mid-feed.
Katie!
Don't be fucking stupid.
Just run!
Fuck now, Jamie.
I didn't leave you in this place and I won't now.
Time to pay my dues.
I stood up to walk to the edge of the trap door.
Perhaps if fate was kind,
I would die when I hit the floor 30 feet below.
I looked up at Jamie
and took my last words to be for him.
I knew the moment he realized that intent.
Jamie jerked his body forward and threw himself
and Scott into the dark hole between us.
I screamed if Scott's been scattered out the door.
I skid over to the side of the hole,
tripping over the smaller statue on the way.
I'm here.
Came a pain grown from Jamie, who was just barely clutching onto the side.
Thank you to every deity I knew of.
I pulled him out of the hole and back into the nave.
His wound, how did she pull him?
His wound was bleeding fresh blood, and I knew we didn't have much time.
I laid him on his back as he started to slip in unconsciousness,
applying pressure to his shoulder.
The bone came from the trap door behind us.
Help me.
Please.
I'm hurt.
So Scott had survived the fall.
I grimaced and pulled myself over to the edge to peer into the darkness below.
I could, okay, I'm just, I am just guaranteeing you right now, right now.
There's going to be, hold on, hold on.
There's going to be a quip.
There's going to be a one-liner when she shuts a door or something.
Something just like, you know, I don't know.
I have a just feeling there's going to be a quip, and then all of a sudden the demons go
and grab him instead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It'll be like, no, I'm saying she's going to make a quip at him.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
And then he's going to be like, yeah, then you still get grabbed.
It's like the raincore scene in Star Wars.
My blood began to boil as I let James and Scott wail away his swan song.
Please, it's staring at me.
I can feel it.
Please name your price.
I'll pay it.
Just save me.
Oh, now.
Why would I do that, Mr. Scott?
This is what you wanted after all.
Suddenly, the trap door slammed shut.
Jamie standing over it as the entire building began to shake.
The edges around the door grew bright, like molten metal before darkening like a blown-out flame.
Did it just incinerate him?
Like a furnace.
Will it hold?
I yelled to Jamie over the increasingly loud earthquake.
Is it blessed?
Some say by God himself.
I'd say that count.
Jamie hoisted me up next to him and ran for the door as bit of ceiling began to cave in.
The door to the church swung open of its own volition before we.
we got there and slammed shut behind us. The church came down in a butt of dust and
splintered wood. When all had settled, Jamie was barely conscious. I walked him to the car and pushed
him into the passenger seat. He was out before I'd shut the door. I took one last look at the
pile of rubble before climbing into the driver's seat and staring and starting the car. I followed
the same train tracks home that got us out of deepwood when we were kids. I made it to the road
without ever looking back.
I can tell you exactly how long
James and Scott lived, four days.
By the dawn of that fourth day,
he and all of his inventions
abruptly disappeared from the world.
If he was right about technology,
it's like planes fell from the sky.
Billions are dead.
No shit.
There were a few, I was sad to see go,
like the rise of inductive charging and eyeglass.
What?
Wait, so they just disappeared?
Hold on.
How did you remember any of this?
I don't know, dude.
I thought the whole thing was anyone who gets...
Please, we're so close.
You're right.
What am I doing?
You would have loved eyeglass, and you probably did, honestly.
Contact lenses that were actually cameras.
They put GoPro out of business.
You can never afford it, but you may have had one.
I miss those YouTube videos.
Jamie spent a month recovering from his gunshot wound.
after he was real
this is literally like
the end of movies
where it's like
the character freeze frames
with the thumbs up
and it's like
he went on to blah blah
Jamie recovered
after you know
what you guys
like that kind of thing
yeah
we spent a few weeks
weighing our options
in the end
we decided to hunt down
people like
Jameson Scott
and the powers
they will
what?
I don't know
hunt down people
like Jameson Scott
what do you
what are you
hunting
rich people
people who have
demon powers
you did it
you you have messed up
One demon hunt so much that 20% of Pennsylvania never existed.
That is how bad you are at this thing.
So now you're just hunting.
Okay.
You don't know about them.
And if we have our way, you never will.
Uh-huh.
Due to Jamie's time with Scott, we have some good leads.
We have a lot of blood on our hands to atone for and a lifetime to do it in.
Deepwood is dead.
Only Jam and I even know where it is.
So the town dies with us.
I want to try to find it if I were you.
I've changed a lot of details.
names of towns, names of roads.
Perhaps even when this all happened,
I won't tell you and you don't want to know anyway.
Somewhere out in a hundred miles sea of trees and dirt
lies the demon's door.
Still under a pile of rotting detritus
that used to be a small church.
The door may be found again someday.
It may even be opened.
But one thing is for damn sure.
It sure as hell won't be because of me.
The end.
Oh, God. That is the end.
Okay, first off, just want to say
the story is the idea is there it's well written but just the way that this second half
after the last the last two parts the way that they unfolded especially in part three it's really
like the last 40% of the story yeah honestly yeah i would say like even the introduction
in the beginning yeah i mean love the beginning wish we wouldn't have read the part two and
three even part two of having a some kind of connection years later and returning to this place
I like that approach
but it just always accumulates to like
what would you have really done?
Like what is there to really be gained?
That becomes like a big thing
with a lot of like sequels and stuff
with horror media is
it's just the idea of like
what kind of thing do you plan on gaining
besides some kind of hope
that there is a resolution
that can ease the pain of your past.
You know,
during the break you had a good,
um,
a good thought where it's like,
it kind of reminds us of it where you really only give a fuck
about the kid version of it.
And then why?
Watching the adults go back and try to make sense of this crazy thing out of something that is so crazy that it can only exist in some of this childlike wonder.
It just doesn't hold the same candle.
You're also trying to make too much rationale out of something that is so absurd.
So that's why it doesn't really land.
And I think the first one ends in such a fun way of girl who is kind of like flirting with a guy to go find something spooky,
stumbles across essentially a haunted house.
It's like the wonderless of child.
childhood. It's like there's the
unexplainable, them stumbling across
something they can never hope to best. And in
their, it ends on the note of
like because of their foolishness, the creature
got out, right? And that's like it.
That's like a haunting. It's a heavy moment.
It is the ultimate
creepcast. It is the biggest
creepcast curse, which is
you start with a really strong idea.
You get really bought in with it of just
like having so fun in the universe, which
this author does that
very well. I think we even talked about
that during our first recording of the first part of the story is that she does a great job by just
like setting you up really liking the characters liking the hook of the story of what's happening
and setting that like motion forward and I think that it's become it's it's it's an ongoing
complaint we have where it's just like it was just so you had you hook line sinker and it's
just something whenever it's like you really try to over examine these simple or like kind
of face value ideas that it kind of falls apart in the second half where you know it doesn't
can't really hold up to that kind of a fun mystery or that fun question that the story is
presenting to you. And sometimes I think that's just what a story should be is just like,
wouldn't this be crazy? I think a big way that the second half of this story would have done well
for me. And I will say I am biased because one thing I really don't like is in even media,
like in a lot of horror media or media in general is like rich bad guy. I'm the rich bad guy
who is nefarious and who wants like the Dr. Evil parody. That's the kind of like whole vibe of
what this is. We grew up with it. We just seen it so much that it's like, oh, exactly.
The rich guy with all the money was the bad one. What? Right. No. Well, I like the idea that you go back through the story, right? Or the way the woman goes back, uh, Caitlin goes back to try to, once again, get some kind of resolution to this pain she's feeling and this guilt she has of letting this thing out. I almost wish that it was something where there was maybe only a handful of characters or it was just her.
in the woods trying to find something and then whenever she does find this thing it does it doesn't
over explain we don't get all these kind of crazy you know she she does it's it's a human experience
of like some things humans are you just can't wrap your head around there's a lot of it that's a lot of
big fun ideas is something is so old and so mysterious that you can't wrap your head around it
but she had to find some kind of way to make peace with herself um in the woods somehow as well like
you i think you can have a similar ending like i don't know maybe she's still find
James somehow or something, but I wish it was just a bit more condensed and a bit more to
if you do want the villain rich guy who owns it route, then I think the suggestion you made is
really good, make Jamie become corrupted. And he feels like what he's doing is for the greater good
because you have two people who had the same experience years ago and then two different ways
they branched out, one trying to long for their friend and the other trying to keep it at bay through
any means necessary, right? Well, it's kind of interesting. You have Katie, who's completely
plagued by it, and then you have a Jamie who has done nothing but profited from it. And those are
two different angles that I think could breed a lot of fun conflict with when they come back
together and they interact again. Yeah. You know, and it would have been cartoony, and it
is cartooning. And I don't think there's anything wrong with the stories going to the cartooning
room. Yeah, definitely. I'm sure that our viewers loved it. You know,
I will say memorable episode.
I really like the, just the setup.
Like if anything, if anything comes from this,
I really love just how this author sets up characters,
younger characters with that kind of innate young optimism
and kind of like wonder to go out and search for this thing.
And I love that she uses children in a great way
where it's like the ignorant seekers
that will do dangerous things
because they don't really understand how creepy and odd it is.
Barasca is one of my favorite stories
I've ever read about like that whole thing
about the young kids like wonderless
because it's just like oh there's the skin men
up in the mountains and it like captured the childhood
like magic so well
and then it preyed upon that
you know from now we can see it too she's done these kind of
these fun bait and switch
kind of like reveals
in her stories where in Barasca
the masterful reveal that like oh wait
all the kids are like related to each other
and the guys that were dating they're technically
siblings or whatever and the skinned men you know like that being a red herring exactly being a red
hearing as well she likes her red herrings because jameson was also a red herring and the but the the
the the jameson thing once again i still personally i was just kind of like eh it left it kind of a
better taste my mouth of i enjoy it not being jameson but i don't know i don't like the way that
it went about it uh just with the name being so similar it's just kind of like oh yep i guess i am
stupid for thinking that was supposed to be him
you know
yeah the name
all in all an enjoyable read
albeit very emotional at the end
I think that I'm glad that it went
if anything here's nothing too I'm glad that
if it went that direction I'm glad she went
full force for it like I'm glad that
it wasn't just like mediocre
they were playing ACDC and making
yeah I mean like go for it
have fun with it and I think that it translated
well with even our reading even if it was
this exhausting kind of Sisyphus
like pushing the boulder up the hill
it was at least a fun push
I had AirPods and listen to ECDC
while I was doing it so
Thank you.
all right everybody we will talk we'll see you in the next one thank you so much for listening
stay creeped out there my friends bye bye which one of us said that if we hit number one we
would kill ourselves on air i'm already stopped recording okay
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