CreepCast - Jane The Killer | CreepCast

Episode Date: December 21, 2025

She's perfect in every way. But she's got a bone to pick with Jeff. Disclaimer: No frogs were hurt in the making of this video. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With licking her spoon clean and putting it back in the drawer, she took a knife. It was brutal, ominous, sharp knife. She imagined it in berth's head and got a feeling again. Wait, did you see it? No, but I saw it cracked here. So I said, maybe he's there. I come for a second. He just shined the lighted on her.

Like that'll help. Are we recording? Yeah, we're recording. So, Isaiah brought a... Hold on to my studio. We have to clap, Steve. One, two, three. Isaiah brought a live animal into my studio.

Okay. Gave it to Nick, who squeamishly screamed and threw a frog. So now there's going to be rotting smell in here because there's going to be a dead frog. look I went outside and I asked him I said oh can you can you get the fucking live animal back outside where it belongs and now we can't find it so now Nick's walking around with a red blanket and a yellow light so if you see little streaks of yellow light that's him looking around on the floor okay I was outside and there's a cute little tree frog

I'm like oh so I hold them in my hand and I bring him in there I'm like hey Nick hold your hand out and he goes okay and to be fair I was kind of doing it in the whole like I've got Got to bug him my hand, like, way to freak him out. The moment the frog touched his hand. I think he went out. A sweet little innocent frog. I think he went towards him. Why even bring him in here?

I just wanted to show you guys. I thought he was cool. I thought he was cute. He had big black eyes. He is. And he was green. They're just chilling. He was green.

They need to be outside. I just wanted to share with my friends. But I think he went towards that book pile, but we tore that thing apart and we can't find him. So there's a frog in here somewhere. He's going to die. Nick looks like a refugee crawling around in the recording studio. He was going to happen to worry. He's so small that we're going to walk around.

It should be crunch. And we're going to step on him. Look, I'm sorry. Okay. I like frogs. I like animals. I didn't want him to get hurt. I thought Nick would be like, oh, it's cool.

And then that'd be the end of it. I should have approached him in a scary tone. I should have given it to you. Should have not brought him in. Did you check in the fireplace? Yeah. Yeah, we looked in there. Yeah.

I'm sorry. Okay, what if we just started the episode while he's continuing? Well, he has to look the entire time until he finds him. And he keeps cutting off. To be fair, you should look to because you're the one who brought him in. I mean, yeah, but we've got to record. I'll read it. Also, welcome back to Creedcast.

Hey, if you're an audio listener Thanks for listening to this All right If you're listening to audio You're missing the visuals of a man squirming around And Isaiah getting ready to get up and look too Because I'm reading I'm taking the fucking bowl by the horns on this one

No, that's a cricket The cricket It was on its back the frog doesn't look like a cricket okay I just saw some dead he's not dead that quick if he went to the bugs he's fine

people watching this right now have not seen Nick's face yet and it's kind of haunted you see like the bent over figure of his bag this couldn't this is this is this is the last of the stories reading as Isaiah's in town and it's going to be not only is it going to be bad but it's also we have frog death okay I'm sorry to you and the frog I wanted to just show everyone a cool frog I found

I didn't mean for it would you like me to look yeah and I'll take and I'll take the bull by the horns go ahead we're reading we're reading don't fucking say that You'll find them. Find the frog, free him, and then... I'll start over here. We're reading Jane the Killer. So while they're looking for frogs, you guys can watch and look for frogs. We're going to find this frog, so help me, God.

And easy where he dropped the heavy books, you might squash the little motherfucker. I'm setting them... They're heavy books. I'm sending them over here to the area that's here. Or start with Jane's letter, aka Jane the Killer. On a hot summer night, around 4.33 in the morning. You got it. You can't, you can't, you gotta, look, I don't want you to speak until the frog is found. Well, explain the story. Why are we reading it? It's Jane the Killer. You're like, you don't even exist. You're just as lost as the frog is. All right? If you know anything about creepyposses, Jeff the Killer is a big, big deal, big meme, but there's a female offshoot of it, and it's Jane the Killer. If my co-host didn't lose a frog, you might have more insight in it. But guess what? We're going in blind together. I don't give a shit.

You stop! And you just keep looking for the frog! If we don't find this frog, it's gonna be bad. We're gonna be in a bad place. I don't know where he's at. No shit! That's why you gotta keep looking. On a hot summer, and I don't wanna hear a goddamn peep until you say, oh, I found him and I don't want any of that cricket bullshit anymore either.

Spoiler, there's a cricket in that back corner, Nick, it's not a frog. It's not a frog. Back there? And yeah, the wall's green. It's not the frog. Okay. Have we looked behind the sets yet? There's no...

You think I threw him over the set? I think he probably ran back there. He probably hopped back there. He's probably frightened. Now we're going to have peed on her ass. You already peed on me. On a hot summer night around 4.33 in the morning, as Jeff the killer took another victim this time,

a young wife, and also leaving her husband with a massive skull fracture as a result of blunt force trauma. The only one to survive was the couple four-month-old baby That police have discovered crying in its crib Alongside the child, police had found a letter Which was written on the back of a paper grocery bag And a black Sharpie marker

And a Motorola droid Faintly illuminated under the baby's blanket The babysitter was locked in the closet during this time Claims she'd smell the lingering odor of women's cheap perfume And found body glitter on the baby's crib But who was it from? Police were unable to decipher the writing on the grocery bag and here's what it said.

Jeff, if you're reading this, know that no matter how many innocent victims you claim and how much innocent blood you shed, I'm still coming for you in the end. All of the men and women you so viciously slaughtered and disembowed, I beat you to it. I kill them not because I hate them. I imagine those victims were you, and I took their lives.

It was the mere vision of you that made me kill them. I never did like you. You greasy-headed, grinning, smug, ignorant son of a bitch. My black eyes may look like I'm void of vision, but I'm not stupid. Just remember the night that you creep into a poor girl's bedroom. You're going to fall head over heels down the fucking stairs with your guts caught on the broken glass of the window that I smashed you into. Tonight, when I reach you, evil will battle evil. Winner kills all.

And the only one who will not get out alive is you. I'm coming for you. Sleep well. Signed Jane the Killer. So basically this is an offshoot of Jeff the Killer. and it's tying into that as well. And now it's kind of a thing where, yeah, she's like an anti-hero kind of...

That's a live spider. So the... Jeff the killer is the original story, but this is obviously something that is inspired. So it's kind of like a vigilante kind of anti-hero thing where, yeah, you know, Jeff's still alive out there. And this woman is killing people, which doesn't make a lot of sense that she's like,

I'm going to kill people. But I'm pretending that they're you. that seems really fucking stupid, but basically she wants to kill Jeff, and this is an offshoot, so it's basically gender swab Jeff the Killer, aka Jane the Killer. But that's just,

I believe, a little preference of just getting you to the taste. But this is the actual official story here, which was born of science, Jane the killer, which the picture for audio viewers here, we'll put it up on the screen. Stop, stop.

But we're putting the image up on the screen. It says, don't go to sleep, you won't wake up. but it basically looks like an Evanescence album cover or something like that. Stop. I want the frog out of the studio, alive and well, and then Nick, I don't even know why you're stopping.

I think he's out. How could you possibly come to that conclusion? That is just the sign of a man who doesn't want to look anymore. I don't think he's in here. Did you look behind the magic set? You don't think he could hop around that way? you know this is why we don't bring live animals and you both should know better when you threw it did you throw it where did it go once it made contact with your hand

2002 was a good year for jane richardson losing both of her parents to jeff the killer tackling a job at iHop as a waitress with barely enough money to get by on him being both mother and father to her little sister jesse who was 13 year olds during that time Quit. Jane's aunt. He's right here. Oh! Yes!

Oh! Okay. Save him! I see him. Quit. Yes. No, quit, quit, quit. Quit, quit.

Redemption. Oh, got him. Hey, buddy. I got him. I got him. I got him. Show it to the camera. Wait, prove that it was actually...

If I'm afraid of open my hand. Oh, okay. Hold up. Can I see this one? With... Hold on. There's no light on it. Wait. Here, I got a light.

Is he healthy? Does he look healthy? He's smiling. Hold, he's not focusing. He got to focus the camera. Oh, here. You want me to do that? Okay. There you go. Oh, he's wriggling. Look at him. He's wriggling. He's a little wet guy. A little slimy dude.

All right. Now take him back to his frog family. I can sleep well. Okay, he was cute. While this is happening, I just want to say we did go over the Jane the Killer thing so people cannot complain

we have I've already written the first part I'm not going back I'm not touching it again that's all Isaiah's fault so just know Jane the killer

I will start from the top of this story as well you know I think I'm doing kind of a good job reading so let me know the comments further on if you just want Isaiah

fucking booted off the show and just let old dyslexic hunter take the wheel once in a while huh so evidence so like I said For people that don't know, the cover art of this

because the Jeff the Killer Art is very infamous with the black eyes. You know, the creepy weird smile. This one's like, Jane's calling a fucking babe. Nice little fucking, nice long, smooth neck on her. Black eyes. You can't really see your mouth, basically white as fuck face, blue tinted and all that kind of stuff.

Looks good. And it says, don't go to sleep. You won't wake up. So for our audio listeners, that's what it looks like. All of the people who have been watching this video, just know that is, you've been looking at it. all right unless there was an interruption from the live frog to show that we did not kill the frog good job finding him that was all isaiah he spotted him yes but you shaked it and that

we gave him the motivation to look over where'd he go he's probably going to bring in a fucking deer next he's going to bring in a rabid raccoon I'm coming I'm coming That was an exciting first 10 minutes I thought last episode's opening was rough But we finally to surpass it What do you mean that was not rough? That was exciting

That's like a race against time Is that exciting watching you both hobble on the ground Trying to save an innocent animal? Yeah All right Well, Isaiah you might not have heard But we are on the second story Born of Science, Jane the Killer

If you'd like to start from the top I've already given a nice description for our audio listeners of what the image looks like, but if you want to jump in, I am more than happy. It's a goth chick with... I told you that is already... That's taken care of. Straight from the top.

We can go ahead then. 2002 was never a good year for Jane Richardson. Losing both of her parents to Jeff the Killer, tackling a job at IHop as a waitress with barely enough money to get buy on and being both mother and father to her little sister, Jesse, who was 13 years. old during that time. Jane's aunt Samantha Engle graciously helped out her nieces as far as money

was concerned, so it wasn't a total loss for Jane. After all, Samantha was Paula's sister, and after her death, Samantha felt it was right to take care of her sister's daughters. One day, while Jane was working her usual shifted eye hop and on her break, she came across an ad in the newspaper sponsored by her local blood bank. In the ad, it was said that the person would be paid $150, for their distribution. But they had to be a really healthy blood type in order to qualify. $150 just for giving blood.

Is this too good to be true? Do you think that's why she's getting so pale? She donated so much blood. That would my honestly can't remember the Jane, the killer origins. I just remember it was like people started, well, she was one that wanted to kill Jeff the killer.

There was the other one that wanted, it was like his girlfriend. It was. So this version of, her, she's like, you're son of a bitch and I'm going to kill you. At least that's what the letter said. Yeah. Well, the idea is

Jeff killed her parents. Yeah. So she's like going to kill him, but she's also a killer. She kills other people, but the whole thing is that she pictures that it's him. So it doesn't make, it's like she's not... I think in one of the stories, it's like she's killing people to lure him out to make him jealous because she's a copycat killer.

I think or something like that. But I think there were also versions where like she shows up and stops Jeff right before killings or something. I remember. There was this one and then there was like Jeff's girlfriend that was Nina the killer I think was her name which is Spanish for girl so girl the killer

so those were these two Jane was the more popular one but I feel like people just would make fan art of the two of them like like kissing or like dreary nights was the art good? No

it was like the Mordecai purple horse for my little pony can we pretend that airplanes it was like that kind of So some tumbler, deviant art stuff. For sure. Jane thought it would be good to take that money and pay off her month's rent. So why not?

After all, she did have clean blood. Without hesitation, Jane wrote the address of the local blood bank down, plus the phone number, finished off her orange juice and went back to work. Another waitress, Alexis, who was covering for Jane, noticed her mood and was more optimistic

and appeared more pleasant as usual, refilling other customers' drinks. well someone's really happy today why wouldn't i be i found an easy way to pay off my month's rent jane replied pouring a fresh cup of coffee for a random man thanks oh yeah what the blood bank is offering $150 for anyone giving blood you had to have healthy blood it said whoa i'd never heard of that janey usually they'd pay you 25 bucks Alexis replied refilling a customer soda somehow they must have made a few changes. You're going to swing by after I leave here

tonight. Jane and her friend worked on through the night until the atmosphere of this iHop was calm. I keep saying it's an IHop. It feels like it's, depending on when this came out, it feels like it's part of the goth-I-Hot meme. You remember that? Like, Goth Girl I-Hop. Oh, is that was a meme? Yeah, yeah. It was

just a joke like you go to the I-Hop where like, goth girls work and they spit in your drink, stuff like that. I see. It's like a It was just a... I wonder if it is because the jane the coming looks like an evanescence thing the image so maybe it is yeah I can't tell if it's actually a goth girl

just a blown out image that's so intense it looks like a goth chick laid back and less rushed the lights of the shopping center where the restaurant was shined through the windows random cars on the highway passed by in the distance motorists who were looking for a bite to eat getting off work or going home

sat the mood for this particularly lazy California night KTLA News 5 was giving a report of the don't mind the spirits that walk these halls shuts your book cases my evil layers down there yeah he's given a report of the l-a pd

still pursuing geoffrey woods aka jeff the killer the one responsible for the murder of jane's parents the police commissioner said that they were having a hard time catching the suspect and had to enlist the aid of the fbi cia and department of justice in their manhunt It would make Jane feel better to not only have Jeff capture, but wiped off the face of the earth entirely. One of the customers in IHop that Jane noticed was a man in his late 40s, with short brown hair, goatee, sunglasses, and wearing a black three-piece suit and tie crisply pressed.

One of the guys she noticed was the CIA agent setting in the booth. He looked like Walter White with hair. Oh, there you go. That's what it is. Is that what Walter White's known for looking like a three-piece suit? I think just the goatee is really what they're... Whoever wrote this was like, you know, who's cool? Walter White.

Another distinguishing feature about this man was a Bluetooth hairpiece hanging on his left earlob. He browsed through the menu and surveyed the employees. He paid close attention to Jane. Almost as if she was a famous person. Hello, sir. What can I get you tonight? T-bone steak and eggs. How do you want your steak?

Well done. eggs over easy well done over easy oh I just want to let you know that we have a new pomegranate pancake syrup something I happen to make in my free time that sounds terrible pomegranate syrup

and it has the seed still yeah yum came reply taking the man's order wow that sounds like a winner you made the syrup well yes

you got a lot of talent okay so the way this is going she might actually get recruited by the CIA stop jeff the killer you think so that's what i feel like this is going you got a lot of talent kid one who knocks jesse we have to cook jane jane we have to cook yeah it's walter white and jane you if you don't know who i am then i would tread lightly okay would you like the pomegranate and syrup or the Come on. I'm not going to go into Flynn's voice.

Jane went back into the kitchen and get the man's food prepared. While he was waiting, he fumbled with a button on his earpiece. That was, man. We found the perfect woman, sir. It's so hard to be so right all the time. We found the perfect woman, sir.

The man said, speaking at a low volume. This man was actually an FBI. What makes her the perfect woman? She made the pomegranate cereal. She offered him steak and eggs and the pomegranate syrup. Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

Jane is either a self-insert or like an object of attraction. Easy, right? Whoever wrote this was either horny for a goth chick that wanted to kill him. So you think this is a guy writing this? Or wanted to be a goth chick that kills me. That gets fucked by Jeff the killer.

No, that's not what Jane does. She tries to kill him. Oh. She wants to be a batty that you're not supposed to... But she's a hero. She's a hero, yeah. But she kills like a Dexter type. Like, oh, I kill, but I have good...

I'm an anti-hero. An anti-hero type thing. Because I was like the coolest thing when you were 12 or 13. But all of those stories back then, the self-inserts, would always be, I'm special. But it's not for any, like, intrinsic quality. Or it is an intrinsic quality. It's not anything earned or anything. It's just, I'm different and they realize it.

She's perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I made pomegranate syrup. My God. She'll stop the serial killer. That once again, the FBI is unable to stop. We found the perfect woman, sir. Agent Marcus East was still hunting down Jeff the killer.

Despite the LAPD's futile efforts in Agent East determination, he was going to stop at nothing until Jeff was captured. Excellent. Gather the other agents for next week. We know of a way to go after Jeffrey Woods. Understood. Jane brought out East meal and a fresh cup of coffee. Thank you very much, ma'am.

Agent East said pleasantly. You're certainly welcome, sir. An hour later, Jane clocked out and left for the night. I'll see you tomorrow, Lexus. See you, Janey. After 30 minutes of being on the road, Jane came across the blood bank. She expected the building to be closed for the night. Oddly, it was open.

There must have been a 24-hour deal. That must be 24-hour blood bank. Yeah, everyone's got those. The outside of the building looked like total shit, but the interior was very pristine and sterile. Does this, do you think this is possible could go into a vampire territory? No, I think what's going to be is like

either Jeff's running the blood bank. I was like, I need blood to kill. Or it's the feds. I just started an, I just started an escorp to open up a blood bank. It's all legal, baby. Or $150 and I kill them. Yeah, can imagine $150. That's life.

changing money. Yeah. Also, where's Jeff getting the money at? I don't think Hunter, he kills them.

The evil bank. He kills them when they come in. I'd like to sign up for an evil loan. No one's getting $150. Oh.

Did you think Jeff the killer's just like a flabatmus? Is he gonna kill every single person? He's just a flobotmus and they come in and he's like, all right, well, good. Well,

not that, but he's just like, yeah. Well, he took my blood, but it was with a rusty knife. I mean, the story will probably be like he sent it to Jane specifically because he wanted to kill her. She was the one. There's some movie about that, like the killer goes after the one that got away. He's obsessed with tracking down.

Maybe I'm thinking of twisted metal, actually. Yeah, that's sweet tooth. Sweet tooth, yeah, yeah, that's right. The outside of the building looked like total shit, but the interior was very pristine and sterile, similar to a doctor's office. Jane approached the receptionist at the desk and announced she was there to give blood. Good evening, ma'am. How can I help you? The receptionist asked in a warm, friendly tone, smiling.

I came across your ad saying that you'd pay anyone $150 for simply giving blood. For simply giving blood. That's like tying my shoe. How people talk to each other. Wonderful. What's your name, dear? Jane Richardson. Okay, Miss Richardson, you go down the hall. Second door on the right.

Do I have to sign any papers or anything? Nope. Oh, thank God. Why? I don't want to do that. Oh, God. That was a huge load off. Okay. Jane replied, laughing heartily. The reception is laughed along with Jane. I would hate to get to sign papers or something. She just met what was the scariest thing. I've seen all day. That would be weird. that's them both laughing together

sorry the frog broke something in you I've been broke all week I have your cash ready for you when you get done honey reception is said smiling Jane did indeed have healthy clean blood that's it's funny because now when you're a kid and you figure out about blood banks and stuff like they're like oh that's kind of neat it's like an 11 or 12 year old wrote this like that day

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What blood type are you? Let me out! I'm O negative. I'm O positive. The other one says O negatives, like the most, like, rare blood type ever. I feel like I know 40 people that are O negative. Why did you get weird at that? I just, oh, negative is like, it is rare.

You're right. I'm sorry, but I didn't mean to discredit your blood time. The doctor who extracted Jane's blood put a bandage over her spot. wished her good night. Out front, the receptionist was going through files in her computer when she saw Jane. Man, that needle hurt like hell. Your arm is going to feel sore for a day or two. What? This is definitely someone who has never given blood. Your arm's going to be throbbing for a week. Your arm's going to feel sore for a day or two. Tell me about it. Okay, here's your cash, Miss Richardson. $150. This will take care of my month's rent. Behind on your rent, huh?

Kind of a bit personal. Lots of stuff that's been going on, me losing both my parents and all. Ah, I'm so sorry. Now I have to work at Goth, I all. I just love, yeah, both my parents are dead. Yeah, sorry about that. It's just me and my little sister.

I have to be both mom and dad to her. Well, my condolences God to you and your sister. Exception has said sympathetically. Thanks. That means a lot. well you have a wonderful night sweetie stay safe you too

I love both the person all right well try to keep your head above water and stay safe out there well get lost following at the 24 hour blood bank yeah listen it's a blood bank not an abortion clinic sweetheart get out of here I bet they'll turn out that that's like the CIA

and they're like we analyzed oh yeah and you're superhuman you have regenerative abilities you can fight Jeff what's Jeff's whole thing it's like he can feel he's a normal human boy that's burned I thought he could

like not feel pain anymore oh yeah yeah but he could still if you shot him in the stomach no way no that's tiki toby

that's tiki toby can't feel pain I don't think Jeff can't either probably not I don't fucking know it's all the same shit following morning

Jane was able to pay her month's rent and wouldn't have to worry about it until next month also is it like 78 $150 $150 for rent

I imagine it's like like 150 was the gap she needed to close to pay off the rent i guess the total also what what girl like who's not well maybe she has 18 well she lives on our own yeah so probably yeah i thought for a second it was just a child turned out to the wolves while working the day shift at i hop jane got a call from the blood bank she visited just the other night what could it be thank you for calling i hop now serving pomegranate pancake syrup and our new stuff french toast this is jane May I help you? Ms. Richardson.

This is she. My name is Beth Williams. One of the doctors at the Biomedics Blood Bank. We were wondering if you'd come by next week to give another sample of your blood. Um, okay.

We'll pay you $10,000. God damn! We'll pay you $10,000. Jane went silent for a few seconds. 10 grand for another sample of her blood. Was this for real? Ms. Richardson, are you there? Oh, yeah, I'm here.

You said 10,000, right? Yes, ma'am. Okay, I'll see you next week. Thank you so much, Mr. Richardson. We'll see you soon. Okay, bye-bye, bye. One week later. Ah, ready to get my $10,000.

I'm sure there's nothing strange about this. I'm not going to tell anyone about this. Yeah. A sample of blood for $10,000. Well, who's going to tell her little sister, Her parents are dead. Hey, I know her parents are dead, but I hit the jackpot. 10 grand for a sample of blood.

Ah! We're taking your blood next. As you look at her low, sister. I wish mom and dad were back. We don't need them. 10 grand. We're sent for life. Pomergan and syrup all around.

Eat your... Who makes pomegranate syrup at their local eye hop? Yeah, eat your dry ramen packets and pomegranate syrup. it was the start of a beautiful it was the start of a beautiful day in the city of angels that's why would why would you say that

there's so many random lines that feel like they're like you know when the teacher would be like okay write a paragraph about your weekend and it could be like I poured my orange juice and walked out that there's so many it was the start a beautiful day in the city of angels do we I mean it's just like also I'm in Hollywood

yeah Hopped up the plane LA. Got $10,000 for a bio blood sample. Jane returned to the Biomedics Blood Bank to distribute her blood, score an easy 10 grand. She wouldn't have to worry about money troubles

ever again. But why was Biomedics going to pay Jane $10,000? She couldn't figure it out herself, but if it meant to put the money into an account making sure her and her sister were financially secure, then why not? Jane saw the same receptionist from last time and still

remembered her and the doctor who drew just the way something's she saw the person from last time she remembered her she's hey I remember you hello and the doctor who drew her blood was there as well when it was all over Jane

claimed her cash stuffed it into her wallet and was on her way she stuffed $10,000 in her wallet god damn that is $100 $100 bills Just as she was about to get into her car, a couple of well-dressed women approached her.

One of the... Why'd you do that? Well-dressed women. One of them flashed your CIA badge and announced. Jane Richardson? Yeah. Agent Tanya Mongolius. That's not what it says.

Agent Tanya Margolis. CIA. What's going on? You didn't do anything wrong, Ms. Richardson. Don't worry. But I was wondering if you would come with us. Where at exactly? You will see.

Come with us. If their whole idea was to get her to come there as like a ruse, why actually give her the $10,000 of stuff on her, sorry about to stab her in the alley and take it back. All right, just grab her Power Puff Girl, hot topic wallet, and let's get the hell out of here. That's so sad. I know.

A young girl gets, she's bleeding. She's bleeding in her gir hoodie. She's just like, don't talk about a beautiful angel that way how can you be into my eyes without hesitation I think it goes without saying by the way when I was like 14

I thought Jane the killer was very hot because all the pictures would just be like a goth chick with a knife I'd be like that's so hot it's all it took for me that's very easier please if you had to put that together yourself

yeah well I said the child of God I think I'm like just probably clarify what IDH that came from just reading this like yeah literally no details about her I don't even think I ever read the stories I would just see the fan arm

you're like, oh, yeah. I think it was that. Tapping down on your keyboard. Just crawling down. I'm like the little moans. Okay. Without hesitation, Jane got into the limo with other agents. Without hesitation.

10,000. thousand fresh dollars in her wallet yeah okay I've certainly seen a CIA badge it was probably a Fisher price like fake toy badge you want to come in here I heard that you have like I don't know Wolverine blood or something like that without hesitation where shut the door where were they taking her why did they choose Jane. Was there any significance? Find out next time on Dragon Balls.

The two women were taking Jane to the CIA headquarters in Los Angeles. They were going to explain everything to her as soon as they arrived. 90 minutes later, the limo arrived outside of the headquarters. See, stuff writing like that. When they arrived, they would say things. They then arrived.

Jane noticed there was also a U.S. Marshals and FBI van parked outside. what was what was this all about jane couldn't figure out what the hell was going on no matter

how many times she asked the agents it was always the same that information is classified jane wanted answers she wanted to know what was going on once inside jane was greeted by refreshing cold breeze that seemed to be coming from the central air units

just say just promise Why? It was cold from the air conditioner. Why is this worded like an alien wrote it? It was the hottest day ever. Jane was led to a room that looked like a police interrogation area. There inside was another male agent. Jane sat.

Welcome, Jane. We've been expecting you. You might tell me what the hell is going on. Not at all. First off, I just want to say I'm sorry for the loss of your parents I know how much you love them

They were my parents, I did love them Thank you for the condolences I take it you heard the LAPD has been having a albeit difficult time pursuing your parents assailant Jeffrey Woods Jeff the killer

Exactly We also got in touch with the FBI U.S. Department of Justice and the U.S. Department of Justice and the U.S. Marshals, and they're going to see, and they're going to see to it that Jeff is stopped once and for all. This is also a 15-year-old burn victim. The U.S. Department of Justice.

They said Delta. They said Delta Force after Jeff. We have Green Berets and Delta Force on the way to kidnap and capture the 15-year-old burn victim child. Deploying tier one operators to stop a homeless kid with a knife. What does that have to do with me? Well, after receiving word of your blood transfer at biomedics is apparent that you are the perfect blood type.

Perfect blood time. Blood time. It is apparent that you are the perfect blood time and maybe the key to stopping Jeffrey Woods. So, let me get this straight. Jane said trying to piece together what the agent said. Why even say, let me get this straight? Like, why even say the next part?

after I gave my blood you and these other agency guys want to use me to stop that son of a bitch Jeff okay before we get to the end of this conversation she's gonna say something like where do I sign up okay something along those guys I could I yeah yeah yes ma'am all you have to do is meet with our doctors just meet with the doctors

yes ma'am and then I'm free to go and do time I promise you. Okay. Jane said has some late. All right, I was wrong. I think it's still there. I still think that the bear trap is locked and ready to go.

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After she was led into another room, one doctor did an eye scan of her ice blue eye after giving her a vision test. Now, why would this be in detail? Perhaps the author, maybe, just maybe, was a young girl with ice blue eyes. I'm still fully under the impression that they are just taking the cover of the first evidence. album and running with it. How can you live into my eyes? I just had a horrible thought that Jeff the killer,

kind of a little bit, sort of looks like Gerard Wayne from the Dangerd, not Dangerer Day, the Three Cheers album, like My Chemical Romance, there's a solid chance that both of them. are just based just an epic early 2000s emo rock ballad that's about to happen her ice blue eye after giving her vision test

reading an eye chart etc the scan of her okay here's what I mean the scan of her pretty blue eye was stored into the computer and why would you say that guys my eyes are awesome

I do have pretty eyes next doctor to examine her was a cardiologist Following a few brief questions, such as her date of birth, height, weight, that sort of thing. Jane had her blood pressure checked, which was 120 over 80. That's the perfect blood pressure. Literally everything about her is so perfect. Everyone's like, you're perfect. You're excellent.

The normal blood pressure for a healthy young lady. Very good. He checked her heartbeat and asked, this is literally just like, wow, she's perfect. Wow, just, it's a cold, script her of how good she is. Wow. 1% body fat. That's extremely impressive.

That's like a holocaust. But it works on you. This is pretty awesome. He checked her heartbeat. And as they're to breathe when using a stethoscope, the cardiologist wrote down everything. Next, a general practitioner was to examine Jane. Checking her eyes, ears, throat, testing her reflex.

you name it. Jane passed with flying colors. Jane thought that she was going to leave this building with no problem and be on her way. But when she was led down a hallway by two guards, she noticed in one of the rooms, stretchers lined up with blankets covering the bodies. A total of 25 people, all young women, dead. What was going on here? He started to get freaked out at the side of the lifeless women who haven't been disposed of and anxiously asked where the guards were taking her. They refused used to answer. So out of instinct, she began to assault the cards.

What? Incapacitating one of those. Dude, she's a boss, bitch. Keyy-yo! Her fighting skills, she learned from Mary's father's Sheriff Nick. Sheriff Nick, who

is a, yeah, who's a karate. He's also the karate structure. well-known character, well-known karate. Oh, of course. Oh, Sheriff Nick, right. It really paid off. And she, and this, like, this young girl can use, like, the karate she's learned to take down guards at, like, a federal facility. Yeah.

Yeah. In the midst of the brutal melee, Jane was tackled and sedated by one of the doctors. Her world began to blur and fade black. where am i jane ass coming to she was trapped to she was strapped to a chair similar to what you'd see in a dentist's office right yeah i like other words like you've seen dentist offices everyone's been the dentist it's like that you've been to the dentist around her the room looked like an operating theater bathed in a bright white light which gave the room a clean appearance jane couldn't see anybody because all that was in the room with her

facing towards her was a two-way mirror. She felt something on her forehead that was similar to a headband, but saw electrodes and wires running away from her. Her hands and feet were secured in place. No matter how hard she tried, she couldn't break free. A few seconds later, she heard an unknown female voice in the intercom. It must have been that of an agent, researcher, or scientist, you know, the things that could be. That's probably what it was.

It's probably one of those things. Down here in this lab. Ms. Richardson, can you hear me? Voice asked almost sympathetically. Who's there? It's me. Dr. Beth Williams from biomedics. I didn't want to have to, I didn't want you to have to find this out the hard way, but some of these agents and government officials tell me you have a very healthy blood type.

And for what I could gather, they were correct. If you were wondering, it was me who sedated you. I did not drag you into that room which you are in, dear. I can assure you, I will be standing by the monitor to monitor your vitals through this process. What are you talking about? Jane? Agent Markle said. We brought you here because you are the perfect blood type.

And also the candidate for the following experiment that's been funded by the U.S. government, totaling in $6.9 million. Just the right. throwing out big numbers. The U.S. government who did pay this exact number for the experiment, Jane. 6.9 million, million. We have received word from the LAPD

that they had trouble in capturing the suspect responsible for the death of your parents, Bruce and Paula. And we, along with the FBI, the Department of Justice, and the U.S. Marshals, agreed to help in the capture of Jeffrey Woods. If you haven't noticed, there is an intravenous needle in your arm

one of the scientists will be bringing the serum to replace with your blood the serum is classified but it will ultimately help you in giving revenge on the one who took your parents' life it's literally Wolverine they're gonna

she's gonna have metal claws but into the story yeah yeah yeah well it's like how they get Wolverine it's like oh you can kill your brother you can kill Creed you know unpopular pendant, but as a kid, I loved that movie, to the degree that now I'm still like, it's fun.

X-Men Origins Wolverine? I don't think I've seen it. That's the one where he goes. Just then, a scientist and doctor came into the room, prepping chain. The scientists came in with the liquid hate. Crazy name. Government funded. $6.9 million.

$6.9 million for Delta to kill. It's also, I just want to say for a government experiment lab is an insignificant amount of money. Yes, of course, but to a child. Can you even imagine that $6.9 million? That's like forever money. And it's funding a whole facility with 300 people in it? That's like Tony Stark money. Wow.

Yeah. Talking about it never is like a leprechaun at the end of the rainbow. It's also funny how like this is all to stop Jeff the killer, the kid that says go to sleep. 15 year old burn victim homeless. This he has stabbed him like. He has stabbed two people. You know that the Jeff the killer image? like the smile

the CIA goes to the Oval officer like Mr. President we have a threat slides it across the table is it Obama or is it Osama is it was just

I was doing an Obama voice is it Osama it's far worse it's a 15 year old burn victim who's killed two people gentlemen

whatever you need you have start the drones Just tear L.A. apart. We need to nuke L.A. The container was, it's like the president from Independence Day. The container was a gallon and a quarter with a biohazard symbol on it. A gallon and a quarter?

You're going to put into her. Well, I think they're switching her blood or something. With bleach. I'm blind. I'm blind. I'm blind. How much bloods in the body? Four quarts, isn't that right?

I don't fucking know. The light from overhead casted in the liquid giving off a pretty glowing purple. The doctor who came in was there to make sure everything was ready and to monitor Jane's safety. He assured her she had nothing to be afraid of and that she was going to be okay afterwards. This made Jane feel somewhat better. Part of her was scared to death. Yeah. Everything's going to be fat.

It's a giant biohazard container with purple liquid. It's got like, ooh, pretty. It's got a big skull and crossbones on it, like a death logo. Also, she has walked past 25 dead bodies. Yeah, what are that about? Okay. They just let her see those walking by. He said, I'm going to be fine.

This is this woman has the best mind. Like, you could, like, she could be buried alive. You're going to be great. Okay, cool. She's lacing there perfectly still. Oh, thank God. Also, I want to clarify, it's four, it's four to five courts, not, no, four to five leaders, not courts. Four to five courts would be like the bottom leaders, leaders is what I meant to say.

You're going to be okay. This made Jane feel somewhat better. Part of her was scared to death, by the other half of her showed no fear, and she was ready. The doctor put the intravenous tube into Jane's arm. The one tube ran into a container that would collect Jane's, blood and shipped the American Red Cross for patients who had the same blood type as Jane. See what I mean?

It's just like, hey, this is where blood goes. So you know. Wait, is this implying that the secret lab that's taking out her blood to put new chemicals in it or like, well, we should probably donate them? Yes. Yeah, because they're good guys. Yeah, yeah. The perfect blood type, we should give it to

the Red Cross. Well, people would probably need this. The Red Cross will do this. This will save lives. We had the same blood type as Jane and to receive a healthy blood trace. The other tube was attached to the container holding the liquid hate. What was he called it that? So in a way, this was just... So in a way, this was just like an embalming fluid prep setup, but with an experimental liquid.

you know that's all it's like there was somewhere else in the story what was it you know a dentist's office yeah come on it's describing that whole removing all my blood

like a dead body they're gonna take out all her blood and donate it to the American Red Cross for healthy blood transfusion they're gonna put me in a pretty chest to do my makeup and put me in a coffin and then they're gonna fill you with liquid hate So kind of like an embalming process.

I think it I got embalmed. But with an experimental liquid. Despite being reassured by medical personnel that she had nothing to be scared of, a single tear ran down her face. You're getting to be embalmed. You have nothing to be afraid of, Jane. We are going to take all of the blood out of your body

and fill it with that thing. Your blood's going to Red Cross. You have nothing to fear. Oh, man. The process began. Is this one by the original Jane, the killer author? Because I'm not as familiar with Jane. Is this like a, is this like canon?

This is supposedly canon. This is supposedly canon. So all the other ones are based off this narrative. Okay. Process began. The voices that Jane heard, the scientists, the government officials,

FBI, CIA, agents, U.S. Marshall's researchers. repeating this list every time because it's cool hunter okay all these people i forgot okay that's over there it's 6.9 million dollars 6.9 million dollars began to sound distant if something were to happen to her she would see her deceased parents on the other side of the two-way mirror doctors were monitoring jane's vitals her heart and brain waves etc her heart was beating at a steady pace showing the EKG beeping the readings of the EEG showing normal brain activity jane saw her blood being

drained slowly. This didn't bother her at first, but as it began to increase, she felt very weak and drowsy, almost like she was being smothered by an unknown person with an ether-soaked rag. And in the next few minutes, Jane's surroundings began to disappear. First, into a state of unconsciousness and weakness from loss of blood in her body, then dead. The heart monitor in the other room flatlined, the EEG went flat. For that moment, Jane was clinically dead. I remember there's something with Jane that like she has completely black eyes yes like pale white skin yeah so it's probably like the effects of dying or whatever she's going to turn into a superhero yeah very exactly yes jane felt a gentle familiar hand on her face harassing her it was her mother paula

she opened her eyes and despite being deceased for a few minutes she was still in her room she was still in the room her father bruce was there as well mom don't be afraid janey mommy's here all accout sweetly she saw jane's eyes welling up with tears and held her daughter in her arms tightly comforting her dad bruce gave jane a kiss on her head as he joined in to hold his child as well jane was weeping as she was glad to see her parents you're gonna be okay kiddo you're gonna be just fine bruce said softly calming his daughter down he was in full military dress his metal shining in the light of the room jane was in his uniform was crisply pressed his hair short shiny and brushed back almost as if he was going to attend a military ball what's going on well since those doctors emptiered her body you went out like a light but me and daddy are gonna stay here until you come alive honey paula said in her soft-spoken voice her words soothing jane's heart one thing i can never stand about ivy needles is when someone can't find a vein to put

it in that happened to me when i was a little kid and i suffered sepsis I got ringworm And then I got full-blown AIDS It's whatever Read the next And I felt like freaking Swiss cheese That old hag Couldn't put the needle in right

You should know that having experience as a doctor And a PhD doesn't come with vision Bruce said smiling laughing This made Jane smile and giggle She laughed with her daddy. She knew for the longest time that her daddy was very silly. My dad is real silly. My dad's real silly.

He's like a stupid bitch can't find a vein. And she's like, he, he's silly daddy. And I was a stupid bitch gave me sepsis and I got ringworm and everyone called me lizard foot the rest of the year. You're like, Daddy, that's a funny story, Daddy.

She knew that for the longest time that her daddy was very silly. It made her laugh without even trying. It was still a goofball in the afterlife. That's also what Paula loved about her husband. Jane's parents stayed with her until the liquid hate was administered. Your father couldn't stand needles being poked into him at all. honey. Your father couldn't stand

needles being poked into him at all, honey. But getting like an allergy shot or a vaccine, that didn't bother him. It was an intravenous needle that got on his nerves. Even when he was little, he fainted at the side of big needle. Hey, that thing was big.

I know I'm going to feel sore and stiff when I get up. Considering the chair you're in, I wouldn't be surprised, honey. I think tonight, You should take a nice hot bath with some Epsom salt. Bruce said, Gress and Jane's hair. Good idea. You just remember one thing.

My little Janie baby, if you ever need me or daddy, it would be right here. Paula said pointing at Jane's heart. She has congestive heart failure. Oh, oh, Jane. And we will come, and we will come live in your dream, sweetheart. God, how are you? Oh, dad.

I'll be a memory in your head. We are so proud of you. Jesse's like, she's made pomegranate syrup. That's all she did. That, that's the thing, Connor. They're just special.

Every one of these stories, the OC is just special. We are so proud of you. Jesse's lucky to have such a sweet sister. We will always be watching over you. Paula said sweetly. We love you, Jane. Bruce said.

Oh, the purple stuff is about finished. Paul said, point of the liquid hate that was halfway empty. I love you, mommy. I love you, daddy. Haynes said, giving her parents a hug before they return to heaven. We love... Bye, mama. Bye, da-da.

Up to the clouds. We love you, too. I like the implication that Jane the killer knows Jesus and is a Christian. I like the same. it's like a devout we love you too Janie I also like the implication

that Christianity exists in Jeff the killer universe we love you too Janie we love you following giving her daughter

one final kiss goodbye Jane slowly regained consciousness and came to the EKG and EEG roared back to life showing heart

and brain activity I like how they just let her die. They didn't like artificially pump her or anything. You're going to be fine. She decomposed for five minutes. Yeah. I mean she's legally like a vegetable. Yeah. Her brain will never recover.

Her vital is appearing normal. As her vision adjusted, she saw she was still in the operating theater. When she looked down, she noticed her hands were now ivory white. She was pale like a corpse. She screamed over the loss of her natural skin pigmentation and saw that her once bright platinum blonde

hair was now cold black. Somehow. changes your hair. It does. That's science. She tried to break free from the restraints, thinking that she would fail, but somehow now increased strength ripped both of the restraints off and jerked the wires off her head. She tore the leg restraints away and got up out of the chair. She looked towards the two-way mirror, now in a violent, angry, homicidal rage, hollered. What the hell did you do to me? She's going to experience violent episodes and homicidal tendencies for the first

90 seconds. We have this mapped out. Homicidal tendencies. One of the scientists said to the group, you are now full of liquid hate, Miss Richardson. I look like fucking powder! That's because your natural skin

color went away, Jane. You stupid idiot. Hey, don't be a dumb bitch. That's what liquid hate does. Jane. Oh. Jane picked up. Jane. Jane. Jane. Look at me, Jane. That's what happens with liquid hate. 6.9 million dollars, Jane. Blonde black, powdery white skin. Give her 66

seconds plus 30 equals 90. Jane picked up a chair that was in the room and threw it against the two-way mirror, shattering the glass. She grabbed a hold of one of the doctors who were monitoring her vitals by the collar, slamming him against the wall with incredible strength,

causing a huge dent. One of the scientists sounded an alarm for armed guards and medical personnel to restrain Jane. One pulled out a syringe, trying to aim for Jane's neck, but Jane took the needle and stabbed the doctor between the eyes and injected an air bubble into him. Two guards with automatic weapons tried to fire at Jane, but she grabbed both of their arms, causing them to fire at each other. One agent fired at Jane, but the bullet didn't

phase her a bit. The wound automatically and quickly healed up. Of course. She's Wolverine. She's literally Wolverine. Your bones. Jane, the maid of the strongest metal. She's like in there like using her karate, she learned from Sheriff. Thank you, Sheriff, Nick. No problem,

no problem. Thank you, Sense. She approached the Asian who was still firing multiple shots at Jane and snapped his wrist in two. They spelled it, I-N-T-O, not into two, snapped his wrist into one. We'll never know. showing fractured bones and blood spurting everywhere.

An orderly standing in at six foot five, 300 plus pounds, tackled Jane, attempting to subdue her. But Jane had the upper hand. Of course. Lipped him over on his side and snapped him neck in two. He snapped me neck in two. Why just?

Just as carnage continued, Jane took the now empty liquid hate container, broken against the ground, took a sharp glass shard, and stabbed to death one of the ages. Her clothes now stained with blood amidst the dead, broken, mutilated, bullet-riddled bodies and those who were out cold, Jane looked at the group who was in the room that now had no mirror and said in one ominous tone. Thank you for saving me. thank you for making me what I am I know now what I must do

I must kill Jeffrey Woods and his reign of terror forever if he has not killed more lives will be lost she just killed four people I am much stronger now I am unstoppable unkillable

weapons weapons are useless against me anyone who dares cross me I will be the last saying they will ever see I will kill Jeff the killer and no one can stop me you know I remember

we got to read it at some point it's not on the docket tonight but there's Jane the Killer versus Jeff the killer story and that part about like I will stop him reminded me there's a scene in it where the two of them are fighting and they're just like cutting each other to pieces and then both he only literally Wolverine versus creed and the whole time Jeff's like

we're not so different you and I and this world only fools are heroes and this world only fools are heroes In spite of everything you've done for them eventually they will hate. your hatred after 90 seconds the allotted time has mentioned by the now dead doctor

Jane's homicidal tendency ceased and she was acting normal again the same doctors who were examining her wanted to do x-rays MRI scans and the final examination on her Jane stood naked as the day she was born as physicians didn't see any abnormal changes. No defects.

She was even more beautiful despite the fact that she was pale white with black eyes. Even more beautiful had a rocking bond. Her tits, her pussy, and her ass were awesome.

And she even had a dick on her belly. Perfect in every way. We call those a unicorn. It's interesting. Okay, Miss Richardson. I want to read what is on the chart right here. I'm an eye doctor. E, FPT, O Z, L, P, D, T, T, T, FV, Z, C, B, D, D, C, F., V, C, B, Z, Z, T, Fkim, C, Hurt, KATH, C,

optometry, 10-250, Santa Monica Boulevard Suite, 170, Los Angeles, California, 9-0-06-7. It's one of those things where it's like, she's every way she's perfect. Perfect in ways you couldn't imagine. The eye doctor was flabbergasted that Jane read everything down to the fine print. He took a magnifying glass and saw the address and company name of the bottom of the eye test chart. Um Wow He said Tom found it

So doc Are there any other test today Or can I just walk out of here And be on my way She's killed four people She's killed four people And she's literally She looks like a corpse

Yeah Yeah Well are you gonna give me Another visual test Or just stand there And stare at me all day You're naked She's just completely naked

Naked Why you keep staring at me doc Wow I'm just going to stand here and stare all day yeah doctor said scene change fully naked so

I'll take that as you're free to go the dog she's like are you going to stare at me and he a doctor's like yeah wow I love it so I'll take that as I'm free to go he does. Yeah. Not only am I super powerful.

I kill people, but I can't help it because it's part of my condition and I get revenge. And I'm perfect in every way, but everybody wants me. So I'm taking that as a free to go. Yeah. It's insane. She's the perfect woman. Perfect in everywhere. Beauty. She's so

funny. And she's only a little angry on her periods. So, so I'm taking that as, I'm free to go. Doc, why don't you take a picture to last longer? I, I will get underneath those old 1,800 cameras. The whole, um, filled with smoke. Make a copy of that for me whenever you get a chance. I will.

The giant light. just like keeps going so I'm taking that yeah because I'm pretty good no Jane took her bloodstained clothes that were in a hospital bag

and walked out fully nude not caring the people are looking at her on her way home she saw clothes that were hanging out to dry on a clothes line outside a little suburban home these clothes matched her frame there were a pair of black sweatpants

a sleeveless black under armor shirt and a black hoodie this I 100% okay I understand my 13 year old me was like this is the most beautiful woman I've ever heard of

perfect body cut off black under armor not too buff but just buff enough could kill me in an instant but very feminine but could tear me in

sleek but also dangerous throw me through the ceiling 90 seconds of pure chaos like a just a pale Rio Ripley now you got me now you got me you get it you see where I'm at

you get what I'm talking about they all smelled sweet as she pulled them off the clothes line and got dressed in broad daylight the only article of clothing that weren't bloodstain were her black sketcher sneakers. She slipped on her socks and shoes and called Jessie and told her she was okay. Jesse waited back at home for her sister to return.

Also, Mary was waiting because we need to put her into the story. Jesse immediately ran into her big sister's arms, gasping emotionally, giving her a big hug. Mary hugged both Jesse and Jane and gave her honey bunny a kiss on the lips. Baby, I'm so glad you're okay. I was so worried. She's literally a corpse. She left a blonde with blue eyes and she came back a corpse. And they're like, it's so good, you're okay.

Mary said, emotionally glad that Jane was all right. I knew you'd come back. Jesse said through tears of joy. Of course I did. Jane replied, giving her little sister a hug, still emotional. Jeff has some competition. so as many other criminals out there don't go to sleep

you won't wake up Jane the Killer is coming for you these you know what this is that came from such a place of purity this is infinitely worse than Jeff the Killer by the way oh yeah dude it's a fanfic

of an OC tied to Jeff the Killer Jeff the Killer Jeff the Killer was the Oh, gee, this is the fan. Jeff the Killer was the blueprint. Yeah, this was a fan who's like, I bet I can be as good as Jeff the killer. Were these popular?

Oh, dude, most of what you would read online with, not no sleep, no sleep was different because that would be perspective, but if you want to like creepypasta.com or any, like, forum, this was the bulk of them. Was it people legitimately liking it? Like being like, that was badass. Some. So, Jane the killer

picked up stuff. Most of them were like two paragraphs. It was like there was a guy named Elijah, because the writer's name's Elijah. There was a guy named Elijah who found a secret sword that made him cool and Jeff the killer killed his whole family now he's alone and he hunts Jeff

to kill him. This and that'd be like the whole story. This is like wow. Like you added characters how did you conjure the creativity to finish this? That's why everyone started talking about your and obviously it was it was a chick so like

the fan art. David Foster Waldez Socrates and whoever the fuck wrote Jane the killer we made a actually we do know right we've got the name. Is the name there? Do we know the person who made Jane the killer? Is fear of the black wolf? Fear

of the black wolf. Hope you're doing well. Hold up this story confirmed by fear of the black wolf for Mr. Angry Dog is the real actual story of Jane the killer. The other story who has Jane's last name as Arkansas is a fan made and plagiarized version that only became more popular

or known than the original. So it's like... Oh, so the real one wasn't as popular as the other one. Yeah. Yes. That's what sounds like. It sounds like according to creepypasta.com well, according to fandom.com creepy pasta category. So who say, but according to them,

this is the original and then the rip off. The rip off. Which did get more traction. Yes. I've never heard the born from science one i don't think but i do remember there being a bunch of like different jane the killer stories but i don't remember that specific the born from science saying but she had liquid hate she had perfect blood she had perfect well well honestly i don't know if the if the rip off the fake trading on the good name of jane the killer i don't know if it was hey what the hell

hey you can't go mess it with this this is the original text guys thank you so much for watching today that killed me can we read even if it's for Patreon can we at some point read Jane versus Jeff please let me have this

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