CreepCast - Jeff the Killer vs. Slenderman | CreepCast

Episode Date: September 6, 2026

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back to Creepcast. Today we are going back in time to the golden age of creepypastas and reading some of the stories that were so popular for the wrong reasons. That's right. Exactly. Today we are going back to a compendium of a few of the so bad they're good ones. Or if you were 10 years old like me, they were just good. Actually, these ones we're picking out today, I think I was even like, what are we doing here? Oh no. Even young Isaiah was it. Yeah. So this is the thing I was going to say is that once again, this is a classic episode of, I don't know what the fuck we're getting ready going to. I mean, I get an idea of what we're, I mean, I'm not totally oblivious to it anymore, but I just, but every single one of these have you read of the three that we're reading today.

I don't know if I've read or listened to yes. Yeah. Give us the three that we're reading. The three that we're reading are Bobby the Clown, rap, rap, and Jeff the Killer versus Slender Man. Jeff the Killer versus Slender Man, I'm very, very excited for it. It's exactly. Whatever you're thinking right now it's exactly what it's going to be. It's always nice to travel to go down memory lanes with those boys. They've been such a huge part. The old team. Slender Man, I feel like it's been,

I know Jeff the killer is very infamous on the channel and like that's like, I would say the big It was the second video we ever did. It was the second video and definitely I think like probably the biggest warning sign for the future. Yeah. It was also the first story we ever read. Because in the original stairs in the woods we just talked

about it, remember? Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So it's technically the first story we ever read. You can thank Jeff the killer for the format of which we have now. So that's that's very nice. The, uh, but I do love these episodes where you have had some kind of history with it. I come and kind of blind and we get to like, you know, live in those worlds. But also too, we've been reading some bangers lately. Oh, we've, we've read some really good stories. So this is, I need a nice detox. I need something that's going to be. I'm getting a little scared. Yeah. Too many good ones back to back. But I'm going to try.

this episode, I'm really going to try to put myself in the perspective of a child fresh on the internet looking at these. Like, I'm looking at the website here. Nightmare's Tales to Curdle Your Blood. Dot Blogspot.com. It's a jack-a-lantern with a rusted graphic in the back.

There's some scarecrow stuff. But I mean, we're going back 10 plus years. I mean, honestly, a lot of the times of these, especially with younger audiences, it wasn't even the story that freaked to people. Like, I was afraid of Jeff the killer when I was a kid, not because of the story, but the picture.

Yeah, the image. Yeah, I would see that all the time at night and get freaked out. So, and the story was like set dressing, really. It was a lot of the time, I feel like these stories were written as an explanation to the photograph. Like, they would have the creepy photo and then someone would write a story about the photograph. That's what happened with Slyder Man, correct? Slyder Man gets, it got that a lot because it was originally a picture posted. I wasn't think of something awful, but we talked about in the video.

I may be wrong. But then like, Laughing Jack, I think that was the same way, stuff like that. so it's just like an explanation for why this creepy picture exists or whatever. So we're getting in that. I like that these stories too are just literally 50 cc's of a child's fear put into a syringe and shot into their veins. There's really no critical thought behind what's happening. It's just kind of like, you know what's fucking scary, a clown? And they're just like fucking bubby.

A thing of bleach. A thing of bleach. Yeah. I imagine that also it could not have been a better. childhood loving parents and they're just like fucking Bobby the clown

coming here fucking killing me yeah that would be so scary right now yeah Dante look at this I don't want to

yeah that's definitely a rich kids name Dante yeah yeah my friend's Dante my name's leviticus

we both play we both go to Catholic high school or Catholic middle school play football Leviticus yeah it's pretty much

what's happening but before we hop into it just want to shout out the Patreon that we got, patreon.com slash creepcast. We did, uh, authored interviews. We did one recently. I don't know when these are coming out.

So I'm just going to keep saying the Imperial Invective. It was a really fun conversation. It's a fun one. So if you want to hear from the author's perspective, I definitely think I want to get Marcus. Oh, yes. Marcus on the phone and doing an author interview with him. Uh,

I don't know if this has come out yet, but the, uh, we used to live here story that we did was fucking phenomenal. So be expecting that in the future. And also, we do read, um, bonus stories as well. So if you're looking for extra, If you just can't get enough here, consider going there because you can get some more. And then also, lastly, if you're listening to this on audio.

Hey, oh my God, thank you so much for listening this on audio. I want you to do my favor, baby, real quick. I want you to turn the trouble all the way down and Megan Trainor and turn the base all the way up. Thank you so much, darling. Why don't you go ahead and take your pretty fingers and give us a nice little rating on Spotify or Apple Podcast or even maybe YouTube music wherever you listen to this? Thank you. Hugs and kisses. You bet you're wondering how long this is going to go on for.

Well, you'll never know because you're listening and you're not watching. Hell, I might just do this the whole damn time. I should actually do an hour and a half long for an episode. You shouldn't. And I, you know what I got to say? I got to say, I appreciate you because I saw a couple times you wanted to interject and you didn't. You held true.

So thank you. Sometimes you just got to let the fever pass. You got to do a Garth Brooks, Thunder Roll. That's the one where he gets molested by the old woman. There's a Garth Brooks song where he gets molested by an old woman. Is it guard? The one, that summer.

That summer's the name of the song. I don't know. Garth Brooks. I really only know the two songs, Thunder Rolls and low places. This is the two Garthbrook songs. All right, without further ado, are we going to go back in time?

Take us back in time, Isaiah, with Bubby the clown. Taking you back to Bubby the clown. This is a story about Bobby the clown. Bubby wasn't like other clowns. He was evil, cruel, and disgusting. He was a demon. he was also a cannibal damn

I just off the job fucking besmirching this motherfucker right off the top I don't think that if he was a demon he wouldn't be a cannibal Bobby would look funny and cute like most clowns

that come to children's birthday parties were at the circus that's so he can get his prey eventually he would turn on you turning into a monster that is unstoppable his teeth would grow long sharp and pointy

with gums torn and black his fingers turn into claws all bloody and crooked and broken looking but all bloody and crooked and broken looking but can still slash you his clothes become torn and old and dusty like they were locked in the attic for years he keeps a wide bloody smile and his eyes turn black his makeup becomes smeared and you can see wounds and open sores on his face he was uncomfortable to look at he had hepatitis C maybe even AIDS. This guy definitely has,

what's the one that gives you the face blisters? Herpes? Herpes, yeah. He had every STD that's ever been. He had all of them. Yeah, that'd be a scary. That would be scary, too. That's a scary clown.

Yeah. Yeah, Bobby the clown's like, you know, if the boots, if, what is it? If the boots are knocking, or no, what is it? If the house is rocking, or don't come knocking.

If the boats are rocking, don't come and knocking. Yeah. If I'm fucking, don't interrupt me. I mean, yeah. Just cut through the fat on that one. He would cause many cases of missing people and murderers. But yet no one knows that it's a demonic cannibal clown causes all this.

That is the verbiage that was used. Exactly. Everything that he causes is a mystery. You like how you just told me exactly what he does. And he's just like, but you wouldn't know that. It's a mystery. Secret. The people that survive and escape his attacks often suffer being traumatized and depressed along with many wounds.

Some people even have to go to mental hospitals. some people lose arms and legs or get deformed faces from Bubby's attacks, but mostly no one survives his killings. But pretty much, no one survives. There's a lot of people that survive because there's a lot of details of what happens sometimes. I do like the idea of a child's thought is not, you know, a lot of people die. But even when you do survive, you go to insane asylums. Yeah.

Because you're so crazy. That's how messed up you are. Of how scary he is. The giff of the guy riding with the quill and the fire's going. He's like, holy fuck. But mostly, no one survives his killings. Bubby would clot your skin, leaving deep scratches. He would bite off your flesh, taking off the muscle with the flesh to where you can see the bone.

He will crush your bones and tear apart your insides. He likes to eat your face first. The tongue and eyes are his favorites. soon he starts tearing apart your torso, eating away at your stomach, intestines, heart and lungs. You think Bubby eats ass? By cause and effect, probably.

Bubby, yeah, Bobby eats ass. And, yeah, the kid, right? And just like, how horrific he also eats your butt. But some people like that when Bobby does that. Only after the insane asylum. Yeah, those people are definitely in the insane. asylum. Bubby doesn't usually talk but when he does, he loves being like, this doesn't happen, but if it does happen, when he does, his voice is deep and warped. You can't normally understand

what he is saying, but what you can hear is some language that is very inhuman, like hell's language. And it's nothing cliche like I am 666 or something like that. Really, no one can make up what Bubby says. I love that. It's not like it's not like that some hell language. Some child has no idea what Spanish sounds like and he's just like who even knows what those words mean. It sounds like hell. That's all I know. He doesn't he doesn't say all the stuff in the movies like hell Satan or 666. He says some other stuff. It's like no explanation. No it says no one understands. Some other stuff that's kind of like hell. He says some others. It's so scary. You couldn't even imagine it.

He says some really scary stuff. If you try to think about it, you get too scared. You get scared and you go to an insane asylum. Do you think some people, I think you know, it's funny as he commits to a really horrifying thing, but then he makes it indiscernible. And I'm wondering if it's because a child is getting scared actually writing this. Oh, geez. But you shouldn't worry about that.

He said some other stuff. Okay, I won't. Bubby is full with evil. Bubby is something no one wants to encounter. Bobby's drunk on four locoes. Bobby is full of evil. Yeah, it's just the kid's dad. He's writing about.

Bobby usually lives deep in the woods, sometimes hunting on animals or resting, waiting for the time to prey upon more humans. Bobby is also very tall, about nine feet. God, damn. That seems like a crucial detail to mention earlier. It's like, yeah, he shows up looking normal at birthday parties, a nine-foot club.

Some people report. seen a very disturbing clown walking around town. Some of you may have read or watched Stephen King's It, but this clown isn't like Pennywise. Bobby is more horrific than Pennywise. Love that. I love that. That's so funny. He's not like Pennywise because he's way fucking creepier than Pennywise.

This kid got creeped out by it and it's like, oh, it's even scarier than Pennywise. This kid is definitely not fun to play with. This is a kid who's just like, someone's like, yeah. Well, I'm as strong as Goku. Yeah, well, I'm actually stronger than Goku. And he's like, you know, I can't deflection shield. I have an anti-Goku suit that makes Goku not touch me, but I can kill him. So actually that didn't hit me.

I'm actually still alive. And they're like, go home. I remember playing like Army with kids and stuff. And it would be like there'd be that one kid that's like, I'm actually indestructible and no bullets don't hurt me. You was the thing about you playing army that I would assume as a kid. What? Is that you would never do any of the battles. You would be the person who folds up the flag and delivers it delivers it to the family.

That's such a crazy shot. You deliver it. You deliver it to a teacher. That's a crazy. That was like you took the youth faster and they just dropped in the sky.

Tiny Isaiah, fat-ass lips, gleaming eyes, folded flag perfectly, looking pristine, handing it to your math teacher. I'm sorry for your loss. Like, go fuck. On the monkey bars. That's such a crazy pull to just have in your pocket.

He unloaded the full clip right there. Just straight through the heart. That was crazy. Is it accurate? Did you do that? No. No, no. We did not have folded flags.

I would take it very seriously. I remember. I imagine you would. Just like reenacting every war movie I've seen and stuff like that. Oh, there you go. I got super into Airsoft too. every kid has to go through an air saw phase oh i loved it i loved it your friends back yard my dad got so mad because you'd be mowing you all of a sudden fucking tiny beebees would shoot up from the grass

the thing hit somebody like a wave a way stronger velocity than a gun would did you ever have the CO2 i only ever had like the spring ones i had CO2 and the electric like i got the electric ones i got into it enough that for a while i went to like uh the big events they would having cities and stuff. There was a YouTuber back in the day I was so jealous of whenever I first started watching YouTube. I like my friend's house and stuff that you go over there and he'd be like check this out and we were so stoked on it but it was like this rushing guy kid who was just like a sniper. He would have the POV cameras like the scope cameras. He put like a camcorder from a store on top of it and it was so sick but the I always wanted to go to one of those places because it was

like it was always like an abandoned area but the the courses or whatever seems so fucking sick. I've gone to a few of those now as adults, like with buddies. Is Airsoft still around? Is Airsoft still around? Yeah, so there's big groups that do it now. So there's like one called Millsim West where they will like take like the place where we shot Stocker, the abandoned nuclear power plant. Oh, sure, sure with a giant like power. They'll read that place out and they will get so into it that there's like two sides with like commanders and stuff who will plot out on a map and have like you move your unit here, your group there and stuff like that. Would that be more fun with a paintball?

Well, it's the realism for one, because with Airsoft, you can use actual kit and like stuff like that. And you can, like, paint balls so dependent on the gas and like the paint after the balls flies certain far as it spins out. So I guess it's then just kind of cosplaying that you're using like the weapon. Like you're just like, oh, I just like the way this looks or whatever. It's more about the cosmetic. Yeah, there's a bunch of guys I know who are like cops and stuff who will like wear their kit and they'll try it out there and be like, well, I found out today that running this falls off. so like they can use their actual stuff. Because I will say the thing with paintball,

like I mean, the professional, like the competitive paintball thing, whatever, the inflatable stuff, it would be sweet to go through and like, I just like the act, you can actually see.

And I'll just like, oh, fuck I got hit. Yeah. But also, those, those fucking things get pretty crazy too. Oh yeah. Yeah.

It would be expensive, though. I mean, like the amount of like actual balls be crazy. I don't know how expensive the beads are, though. They're like nothing. Oh,

they're like diminishing. At those big events, like the huge ones, they'll have like vehicles going around with like these mounted machine guns on top. That's too much. So you've got to like... That's entirely too much.

I had a buddy at one. That's almost. That's embarrassing. They'll have, can you imagine having, I mean like it's a Humvee? Oh, they'll do it with APCs,

like the full military troop. I bet you, here's another thing too. I bet you fucking anything. People who are heavy into Nerf, I bet you they talk major shit on Airsoft. I'm sure. Oh,

I'm positive. Can you imagine me as a nerd guy going about picking up, picking up orange star. they're not going to let there. There's no way Nerf guys let the Nerfs just sit there. Like Airsoft stuff I assume you're like I'm you know you don't collect the

beads whatever. Yeah yeah. Right? But the nerve guys, they're in a way those motherfuckers are letting those things just sit around on the ground. Oh no, they're picking them up, putting them in their Nerf mesh thing. Now see, I don't know why, but this is hypocritical, but a Humvee with a Nerf thing on it, infinitely cooler.

Well, at one time, so in like the big Airsoft events, they'll use like Airsoft grenades and like civilian flashbacks. I've seen those and they do like the whatever. Yeah, and they'll shoot everywhere and there's someone like a big pop to him.

My buddy one time was at one of these events and there was a vehicle facing the other way shooting at guys in a building and he stuck around and pulled a grenade and threw it into the turret so it landed inside with everyone

and you hear because that flash in there is there's still been some airsoft stuff even in my age now there's been some stuff where I'll be looking at my computer like this is me whenever it's like going complete animal mode.

I'm just like, cool. But it's whatever it's the thing when they do, the tip lights up and then they have a little bit of haze come out of it. Yeah, yeah. Like the gas stuff and things like that, yeah. I think it's fun. I like doing it. I mean, it's like, I mean, okay, thank you.

I like, I like shooting guns and stuff like that, obviously. And it's cool to go somewhere where it's like, yeah, like sure they're airsoft. We know it's not real, but it's like now you can like shoot at each other. And it's like. If you're into it, I mean, I don't know. I mean, why the fuck wouldn't you do it? I mean, yeah.

guys locations. It's more lame when it's just like we went to the park. At least you're out there and like an abandoned. I mean, that's cool. That's what you should do. You need to do an airsoft video, dude. You get in a full, full outfit. That thing back of the day, him sitting there, he always say, what's up guys? Is he always say, the Russian guy? What's up guys?

You know what is it? They'll like game it sometimes and you'd find it funny. Like there was this one event my buddy was showing me a video of where, so like if you die, you have to go back to a place and you respawn with like, you know, the next wave or whatever. So they were like, all right, we're doing this operation.

And a group of guys was like, we want to, we want to simulate that it's like we're jumping out of a plane or whatever. So like we get dropped in the field. So they rented a U-Haul. This was in like 2 a.m. They were in a U-Haul and everyone was just standing in the back of the U-Haul and they're driving and a dude opens the door. And someone up front is like, is it going to stop?

And they're like, planes don't stop out. So like this truck's going like three. 30 miles an hour. And they just start pushing people out of the door. I can't say for sure. And I can't, this is just speculation. But if I was a woman sitting there, I mean, it would, I would be so dry. Watching, watching grown men, like, very sluggishly jump out of a U-Haul and be like,

look. Look. How many, how many sprained ankles were there? Oh, the video is funny because it's complete dark. But you can see in the red light of. the taillights, someone like fall in a few feet, oh, and then they get really quiet as it's going.

Everyone's like, oh, oh, oh, oh. Look, there's a few things that like, I know there's a whole argument, like everything guys do is for girls and stuff. There's a few things. For the boys. For the boys.

For the boys. That's one of them. Bobby the clown. By the way, Bubby's nine feet tall and he's way scared of Pennywise. He's way scared than Pennywise. Yeah, people are like, I'm lost in the story.

story. You got it. That's all you need to know. Please watch out and don't trust clowns. Because that clown you meet may act all funny and sweet, but he's probably Bubby waiting to get his chance to feed off you. Could I tell if he's nine feet tall? Yeah.

He may act all sweet. Are you Bubby? They're like, what? Who knows? Maybe Bubby's watching me write this. Maybe Bobby is watching. you read this. Maybe it's Bubby who is writing this. So

are you afraid of clowns? That's awesome. You know, I will say there is a certain magic. I love the idea of a child reading this and just being or like writing this. Put it on the world and I know for a fact people were hyped on this. Oh, I'm sure. Scared shitless.

Great world building. Guess what? Creeposys.com. Great world building. Wait, so who was that? Did it say who the author was of that? Um, Check real quick. I was it one of those things. I was assuming that they're all just anonymous, like, you know, people just writing shit.

Is that one the least infamous out of the ones that we're reading today, you think? Yes. All right, because I was going to say, this next one up is from a year prior, actually, and it's from January 25th, 2012, and this is rap, rap, written by Canadian Cowboy.

Yeah, the Bobby the Clown says, posted by Unknown at 5.30.8 p.m. So they 100% just finished dinner, and it ripped out. They definitely, definitely got Kraft Mac and Cheese SpongeBob cut out ones. Hey. A ate that and then went up. No neat

reason to dis. Craft mac and they're pretty good. No, no. It's amazing. But yeah. But this is called Rapp Ratt. Whenever I was talking about this with you beforehand, you were like very adamant that we could not skip Rapp Ratt. Tell me, give me a little context of your

personal experience with Rapp Rats. Because I'm looking at this image. This is the image before it even starts. The only thing underneath it says the terror begins. Yeah. But it's just a 3D red that looks like Buzzbee from the PS1 game. This was like in the midst of like all of the

like found like I found a TV show when I was a kid or like the candle cove stuff and things like that. Oh that's right. Because you said this is like 1999 a bit of like home video. Okay. So this is like found footage or like lost like found media. Yeah. So this was a child of likely the same, maybe a little older,

but a child of likely the same age being like, I'm going to write one of those. I like that. Yeah. So this is like the friends of the guy who wrote Bobby the Clown in his class. He's like, you think that's scummy. Well, let me tell you what's really scary. Do you think there was ever, do you think there's ever been a kid back of like second grade who wrote one of these?

Which I assume they're of that age 10 to 11 or however old you are in second grade. But I think you're seven in the second grade. Are you really? God. So then he's like fifth grade. Yeah. He's fifth grade. That's also when you think you're, you know, you start getting cool and stuff. Or sixth grade is whenever you're like,

we don't have to walk in line anymore to classes. I can walk freely to my from class to class. I have all the freedom in the world. Do you think that there was ever a time when during a fifth or sixth grade thing, some kid wrote a creepy postage story like this or Bobby the clown, gave it to his English teacher and he's just like,

lead it if you want. But don't be, yeah, but don't complain to me if you get nightmares. I promise you there was. Were you that child? Yes. Did you ever, did you, did you, It wasn't a creepy post.

I remember I wrote this long story. It was in the seventh grade, so I was 12. I think that's right. I had wrote this long zombie story. And it's just about, it was very descriptive. Like the killing and the brains explode and stuff like that. Did you give it to your English teacher? And I remember my English teacher was like, oh, what are you writing or whatever?

I showed it to her. And then she's like, oh, that's cool. And then the next day, before class, she saw me. is like, I just want to make sure this stuff isn't bothering you or you don't have any like scary thoughts about this. I got school shooter coded. Yeah, yeah. So you,

she vetted you a bit. If I was a teacher, I mean, to be fair, that's a fair assessment. Oh yeah. Like with the description stuff, that's fair.

But I will say, if I was a teacher and like a kid that young was doing stuff, I'm like, I'm writing this my free time. I think that's the one time where you're like, this is sick. You should keep writing. Well,

they were. She was like, she's like, I think it's great you're riding. I want you to keep going and stuff. But you're behind a, she's clicking in and talking to you. You're behind a plane of glass.

Yeah, I was. That's really fun. Just keep being creative, Isaiah. You're just sitting there like this. Like, I was the one circumstance where,

like, I just thought horror stories were really cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if I saw a kid do that, I'd be like, hey kid. How are things?

Was your teacher pretty supportive of the horror aspect? I remember I would try to draw all shit. Like, I'd draw weird stuff in my school. And they were all very like, oh, what is this?

She was supportive and did tell me to quit writing. I do remember she said like if we do like a class, something to the effect of like if we do like a class presentation, like talk about something nicer. It was also a Christian school. There was like, is this the teacher that lets you read the road? Or was that old?

No, that was in high school. High school. That was in high school. If we read the road in seventh grade, that'd be crazy. You never know. I've heard some people fucking give kids like, especially kids that are like,

oh, well, you're like, you're a more advanced reader than your classmates and you're more interested in it. Why don't you try this? But I hear that you have to be careful with that because depending on how young you are, the parents will come and be like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah. Well, I remember.

Which I guess the road. It was my junior year of high school. It was my junior year of high school I read the road. The year before that, my sophomore English teacher, uh, he was super into horror movies and stuff. So him and I would talk about it. And I remember for his class, I wrote a few horror stuff. And he was always like, this is awesome.

You need to keep doing horror stuff. So that's cool. Yeah, that was cool. I think that's got to be the only validation as, a teacher is whenever it's a full circle moment where it feels like you're trying to like because I would assume I don't know if you're a teacher in a school do you do you go and you're like I'm applying to be a math teacher or is it just like you have a math you have a teaching degree and they just kind of like all right this is your curriculum depends on the school okay yeah well I would

assume if you're like a person you're like I'm a math teacher and I'm you know I like I've always had a fascination with math and then some other kids like oh like seeing that actually developing like something is actually getting through to a kid it must be the most rewarding experience. Well, it was that way with me with history and English classes. Because like the math classes. What I was saying is your teacher was probably like, oh, this kid actually gives a fuck. Yeah.

Like he would talk to me and stuff. And like if we had like reading time or like, you know, we were doing homework or whatever, you would talk to me about he'd be like, oh, yeah, so there's just one movie or like he, I think he was actually one of the first people that recommended Lovecraft to me. I should read it and stuff like that. So like spurred a lot of that early interest I had for his class. I remember we had like a writing assignment and I wrote a horror story about this crew on a submarine trapped at the bottom of the ocean. And I remember he was super encouraging about like you got to keep doing this stuff.

So stuff like that was very, very good back to me. I'm curious with the thing of especially back then. I mean, we're talking 10 plus years ago when this, I mean, this is 2012 we're talking about here. When this person showed it to because this also, you mean like their YouTube stuff is just. now breaking into the mainstream or whatever. Can you imagine being a teacher being like, a kid coming and be like, yeah, I wrote this thing. And they're like, what is this?

And they're like, oh, that's cool. And they're like, yeah, I don't know, it has 6,000 up. It has 6,000 likes on our website. They're like, what? Like, that must have been so crazy. Yeah. That kind of reaction or response. And they're like, what?

And they're like reading through. I'm curious if any of the teachers, they ever followed up and they're like, this fucking kid is getting like tons of comments or whatever. Yeah, I fucking hate him in class. Think about Kane pixels. He got. his deal with 824 when he was,

or he was in talks of it while he was a junior in high school, right? Yeah, I saw that thing of him going back to his high school media class. His film teacher, he brought his high school film teacher to the premiere. I thought that was cute. I got to talk to him and he was school and everything. But, yeah, Kane was talking about how, like, he would make these short films and stuff. And his teachers were the ones who encouraged him to enter in, like, local film, film festivals and stuff when he was, like, 13, 14 years old.

school. And that's what started game intro. And like, they're, like, if you go back to his earliest ones on his channel, they're all filmed around the school. Because the teachers would be like, oh yeah, use the school for a set. That's cool. So, yeah. You gotta have it. Yeah. Anyways, rat wrap. I want to take a moment to thank today's sponsor, Cash App. Cash App is here to make earning money fun.

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Like a lot of, this is another, Nightmare is another creepy pasta. Oh, so that is the title of a show. he's not just talking about dreams he's talking about an actual story I think it's I'm pretty sure it's the title of a creepy pasta oh okay I think ever heard or actually that just might be another game

was it a game I think so nightmare game there's a game just called nightmare I'm sure that's obviously but yeah yeah 1991 interactive VHS board game where three to six players that's what it is that's why he gets a 60 minute real time countdown but no board game nightmare the gatekeeper talks to you he's done is it next and you must answer him answer me

Yes, my gaykeeper. I've heard of nightmare. Like a lot of other games in the 90s, it came with the VHS, which you timed with your play. The character on the video would give you instructions on what to do while you played the game in real time. Being a scared cat, I refused to play it when my mom bought it for us. My brother was disappointed about not being able to play it, but my mom had a solution. She brought out rap rap. It was a cheap, dingy little thing catered to kids my age.

He went around the board, collected cheese, and the first player to reach the end would win. would win. It seems simple enough. And since it reminded us of mouse trap, which we didn't have. Banger. Banger. Impossible to keep all the pieces. Oh. That's my favorite thing about those old games. And like, I mean, they definitely learned because it's very wasteful. But like those old games were just like all the loosest items. It's just like no matter what, you are going to lose it after one time of playing it. So I mean, I wonder if that boosted sales, well, if I had to go out and get another goddamn, another, uh, mouse trap board game. No, my dad was just,

just like too bad. I mean, that is, you kind of used what you had. You did feel like anytime ever play one of those games with a friend, they'd be like, I mean, we don't have that piece, but you don't need it. Yeah, yeah. Since it reminded us a mousetrap, there were no objections. You popped the movie into the VHS and set up the board. First part of the video was just a simple explanation of the rules as well as instructions

on how the game worked. Then Rapp Rack came onto the TV. He was not what any of us had been expecting. My smaller brother, who was only three at the time, immediately left the room crying. The rat did not even resemble a rat. Ears were far too big. It had a mouth lined with two teeth, the inside of which looked almost swollen. The most striking part about the thing, though, was its eyes.

They were large, glassy, and fish-like. Which I understand it's a creepy-looking rat in the picture, but I would say that's rat-like. He said, not even rat like, that's pretty rat-like. I asked, then bothered, then begged my mom to turn it off. Rapp rat suddenly shouted loudly, screaming and wailing, saying, wait your turn in a demonic low-pitched voice that was not at all like his normal

obnoxious nasal voice Hey I'm rap rat Wait your fucking turn In the background we could hear the narrator saying He's rap rat And he's the boss Over and over again in an overly serious tone He's rap rat

And he's the boss The video was Indescribable What do you want to bet The rest of the paragraph is describing it If a pentagram is not mentioned I'm going to be very sad. I'm going to guess hellscapes, fire, you know, that kind of shit.

Bleed. He's bleeding from his eyes? Bleeding from his eyes. Hyper realistic eyes, of course. Images crossed the screen in quick succession. Overcut with rap rats' expressionless eyes. The images were some things I was afraid of at the time. A person looking over a balcony.

A hornet slowly stinging someone's eye. An extreme close-up of a tarantula. A pit full of writhing cobras. And a bloody syringe filled with green fluid. We immediately turned the video. off and I ran out of the room screaming, slamming the door behind me. Took my mom 20 minutes to convince me that the video was gone, that I would never, ever see it again. I had nightmares all week about rap rat.

It was indescribable. Describes five pictures. I like one of them is a hornet stinging an eye would be kind of brutalously. I don't know if I'd like to see the stinger. I like I want just a close-up of a spider. And I do love how one of them is a bloodied syringe, which you're like, oh, so it's filled with green goo. not the goof and he said if I could pull it to Kevin McAllister

and he's like ah he runs out of the whole whatever that wasn't the last time I saw a rap but my girlfriend and I were preparing to move in together

what to clean it yeah just just don't worry about it I was cleaning out the closet of my room and found it again with the same VHS and the same board game inside

I like how that it makes it seem like he's that young still he's moving in with his girlfriend yeah there's no there he didn't say anything of like years later

or anything this is a 13 year old just riding like I'm gonna have a girlfriend one day and I'm gonna move me with her. So old I'm 15. We're gonna hook up so much. It's gonna be awesome. Ride with him get my driver's permit and me and my mom the passenger seat and

we'll drive the movies. It was almost perfectly intact save for a thick layer of cobwebs and dust bunnies on top of it. This was strange. Did my mother get rid of it? And what was the game doing in my room? I let out a bit of a gas when I found it and my girlfriend came into the room asking what was the matter.

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However, the images had changed. Oh my God. I saw a clown. His nose burst in and spraying blood onto the screen. I saw a woman alone in a dark room. I saw a man being forced to pick up white, hot metal, and hold it in his outstretched hand, turning his hand to a leathery mess. I didn't think that he's like doing like the Tom and Jerry scream to.

Yeah, I saw a. cat being chased by a mouse getting a toe stubbed and it swolled up really big. An anvil suddenly materialized and fell on the cat who became flat as a pancake. He then stood up, but he could still see through his flat body.

Waddling off. The scratching I heard as a child continued, picking up, getting louder and louder. Then Rapprats showed up and began twisting and convulsing. Its arms thrusting this way and that. The costume wasn't a costume anymore. The felt was real fur. He's like, he's like,

Rap Red's having a seizure. Yeah. Yeah. Have him buy this wallet. So. Its face wasn't plastic, but instead a bristle of thorns with teeth. The eyes turned inwards and suddenly popped out again. Rap rat's huge fish eyes were inside out, staring right at me, watching my every move,

my every expression. It grinned widely and gestured at my girlfriend with a single outstretched and human hand. I could hear the faintest scratching at my front door. The TV went black and showed static. The scratching got louder. It wasn't scratching anymore, but thumping. The thumping of tiny feet on wood. My girlfriend embraced me in fear, and my senses kicked in.

Before anything else happened, I stopped the video, ejected it, and unplugged the VHS. The scratching stopped. When I looked out the living room window, nothing was there. The police showed up soon after, warning us that a neighbor had seen a figure outside our door and had called in concern. My girlfriend and I simply couldn't explain what had happened and had to tell the police officer that it was us. I was furious that a children's game was terrifying me. I went to pick up the tape, but the VHS burned my hand. Felt like I touched a Bunsen burner on the highest setting.

You can just say a stove. A Bunsen burner. On the absolute highest setting that GE would allow the manufacturer to do. We had to get the oven mitts from the kitchen in order to take it out. And even then it was scorching hot. I brought it outside, tossed it down on the sidewalk, and crushed it with my winter boots. Afterwards, my girlfriend and I had bad dreams every night. We would both wake up in the middle of the night and describe eerily similar images that we saw in our sleep.

The scratching would always be there. When lights were off and the room was pitch black, safe for the moonlight coming in through the window. Now though, it would happen every time I went near the front door and every time we said Rappratt's name. it sounded as if something very small was dragging something across the ground outside of the door, pacing, waiting. Was dragging something very small? Is rap rat the size of a rat?

Yes. He has cheese. He's dragging cheese, right? Is he? I guess. Or bloody cheese. I would simply wait myself with the covers pulled up to my neck

until I succumbed to exhaustion. At this point, I was determined to sue the company for damages. The first thing I did was call my mother and ask where she got rap rat. She had no idea. I found a merchant who sold versions of rap rat and asked how I could get in touch with the company. He sent me this email. I don't know about the game, but I know it was created by the same people who created nightmare.

The company is called a couple of cowboys. Try them. I did a bit more research and discovered that the company became defunct in 1994, only two years after they created rap rap. I discovered why soon after. 1992, the year of the game's development. A couple of cowboys commissioned a manufacturing company in Haiti to create the doll portrayed in the game. It's going to be voodoo.

It's going to be like, it's going to be Wintercraft. The company who created the puppet ran a sweatshop where they forced women and children to produce various components of the puppet, including the felt and plastic of the doll. I love the idea of just like an upstart, a company called a couple of cowboys. It's like, we'll get the slaves in Haiti to make the statue. I want your gnarliest, most rambunctious slave trade of sweatshop to make said. It's like a plantation owner.

Yeah. What's the, what's the, what's the game called? Rat rap. If you could have, all right, I should stop. If I keep doing the voice, it's going to go to a bad place. Because the character's a bad, bad man. One day, a young Haitian girl got her arm caught in the industrial sewing machine. The spring loader, unable to handle the weight on the machine, came loose and struck the child's neck, killing her instantly.

Just want to say, outside of a possessed game called rap, rat rap, that's got to happen multiple times a day. Oh yeah, you've seen the live leak stuff, right? People just post on Twitter video of like someone dying in an industrial press. So really, it's like, well, I guess what I'm saying is I don't think that. rat rap has anything to do with that death. Well, it's going to be they were making the rap rat. No, no, I'm just saying that I wouldn't, I wouldn't say it's on the curse. In the real world.

In this case, it obviously is, but still. Right, right. A few days after the funeral, the mother of the child came to the factory, demanding to see the owner, who denied that he had anything to do with it. And if it of rage, the mother said that the blood from the innocent would seep into every crevice of the doll, every component with which it was created, and that all who touched ship would die. She claimed to have summoned a fear demon and screamed to the top of her lugs. Rap rat, apparat. It's the demon's name. I see. Yeah, the, uh, yeah, Abarat will curse you. And I like how these Dallas Cowboys, these oil barons, like,

You stupid, bitch. Put the rat on the videotape. Yeah, put them on the videotape. We're going to make millions off this. Yeah, we're the producers of nightmare. I also love just slandering an actual company. Is this an actual company? Look up a couple. Well, the game nightmare is real. See if a couple of cowboys are the ones who did it. Because that's so funny if it's just like, oh, they hired slaves in Haiti and it's real people at a company.

A couple of cowboys is the Australian Interactive Media and Game Production Company. That's awesome. I do like how they're just like, some kid was just like, what is this from? Yeah, so they did slave trade. I do think the guy, like Australian guys and a, a couple of cowboys are like, dude, what the fuck are you talking about?

It's like, we made this in my mom's bedroom. Yeah, it's literally just two guys to make a game company. It's like Haitian slaves. The first thing that comes up for me is board game geek, which is a legitimate four game.

I love it. I love a kid, just care to the wind. Exactly. Well, that's the beautiful thing about children is they don't really know the real weight of anything. So, yeah, they're just like, I don't know. It's sweat shop.

Yeah. And the people are like, this is, it would be so, it would be so funny. If, if, uh, if, uh, the cowboy company, whatever, if they suit the child. Also, he's Canadian cowboy. Oh, my. Do you think he just chosen because the cowboy was in the name? The author's name is Canadian cowboy.

No, I, I think, I think that his dad, this author's dad showed him the old VHS game. And he's like, that's so scary. That's funny. So he just took all this real stuff and then just incorporated the hell. Like, okay. The owner simply. laughed and told his corporate bosses about apperat. They spread the joke

from person to person and the game was renamed Rapprat. Again, the idea of this actual company and he's just saying that they're like, the mother of this slave child who died in our factory started talking about some Haitian demon. We should name the rat from our game

after that. What was the company called again? Cowboy, what? A couple of Cowboys. So it looks like they did make nightmare. Nightmare is a game. Yeah. And, or, yeah, it was, it says, Nightmare is a popular interactive core video board game. And it was released in 1991 by a couple of Cowboys

and J.W. Spear and Sons as part of the atmosphere steer. He's saying basically, yeah, the founders, Brett Clements and Philip Tanner. Brett Clements and Philip Tanner were laughing at the face of a, of a, of a, of a mom who curate. He was just like, the blood is on your hands. and they're just like ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, we're going to call rap rap rat.

You hear that apperat? Do your words. And I want Brett Clements and Philip Tanner to speak to this. Is this real? If it is. Their silence speaks volumes. Well, that's true.

Now we're going to get sued. Yeah. Yeah, the kid never put it. I didn't write it. Yeah, but the kid didn't put the full name of the guys. Well, that's public information.

What's their address? Go ahead. Read that out too. Two foot, no, yeah. A loose anagram of Apparat. Each recitation of the name Apparat brought with it greater and greater curse. Only two years after Rapparat was created, the company was shut down, and the owners hired by Mattel. There were stories of the workers begging for days off, skipping for weeks and weeks, and finding the puppet in strange places.

There were also stories of suicides. Of course, old creepypasta got to get it. Grim violent deaths in which the workers would stab their hands and set themselves. on fire writing, I am fear on the nearest surface in blood. I need you fired up about that, Hunter. That's your, that's your candle. I know you're trying to docks the creators of the series right now. I was trying, I was trying to find a, yeah, sorry.

It looks like they disbanded two years after making, uh, or four years after rap rat. After rap rat, yeah. Um, yeah, so people get possessed and they kill themselves and write, I am fear and blood and set themselves on fire. It's pretty cool. Pretty cool. Nobody knows where the Rapparat doll

win after the original creators disappeared. Some say that the last things the victim saw before going insane were large sunken fish like eyes. Oh, dear God, yes. Words of warning. Never. Number one. Ever. Number one.

Say apperat out loud. Oh, shit. Saying a demon's need out loud is an invitation to them, a calling. If you've already done this, it cannot be undone. say you said it too we're in this number two do not try to speak her to contact app or app or app or app i want to give them a piece of my mind number three avoid being awake between 3 30 and 4 a m when

rap red is the most likely to try to scare you i love that it's like don't say the name don't talk to him also don't be awake during these times also be really sure to drink warm milk and get lots of sleep during that time they would they would do this all the time they would give like a specific time that you couldn't be awake or do stuff because if a kid's ever awake at the time. Because then they're going to, during your friend's party, you're going to, if you're hanging out with your buddies, you're going to read it at that time. To this day, I remember there's

a creepy pasta that was like, I don't even remember what creepy pasta was, but it was like, do not turn on any electronics at 4.44 a.m. Because that's like the witch and hour and like, if you turn on something, you're opening the gateway and stuff. Oh. Did you do it? If it's like, if I'm late at night or early

morning, working on something and it's 444, I'm like. Do you actually? Wait a minute. No, I do. I do it, but it's never left my mind. I think when it hit you when you're younger, I think it's hard to escape. I think it's paranoid.

It's like, it's like an OCD thing almost at this point where it's like, well, I can't do it right now because it's 444. The VHS is back. I thought I stomped on it. Smash it to Kingdom Come, but it's back. I found it in my sock drawer yesterday. This time, I was ready.

A whole bunch of people have been contacting me, trying to get the tape or some sort of video from the board. board game. My answer to you is that it's just too dangerous. If I did that, it could very well drive you insane, scare you to death. The video and the game and Rapp Rapp Ratt itself have some sort of strange power. Rapp Rapp follows me everywhere I go. I see little shadows in the corner of my eye or hear sounds coming down the hallway when I'm the only one home. If Rapp Rite is there, it will let you know, but it will never let you see it until it's too late. Of course. I like how you're not only saying the names, but showing their faces.

These are the slave traders. These are the faces of the people previously. These are the sweat truck. And I quote, these are slave traitors. Answer for your crimes. Answer for your crimes. I did say that couple of cowboys. I think you're probably cool dudes.

Well, he's the only documents I have in front of me are the Haiti sweatshop. As a matter of fact, he's the one who presses upload on the video. Also, you laughed about a paid actor. Also, you laughed about a child's death. in front of its mother. Haitian mother. Okay, it's for the Haitian mother. Yeah, so I'm more so like,

you can honestly think of me as like a news anchor, right? You don't sue the anchor for what's said on the broadcast kind of thing. He's the station. He's the network you want. I love how the modern day thing is to not the, not say rat rat, but just invoking the names of the two couple of cowboys, uh,

founders. Yeah. You know, you know it's scary. A lawsuit. You get cursed faster through a couple of cowboys coming after you. Oh yeah. When'd you find out about their shady pass at Haiti.

Yeah, and there he is with the full names and descriptors. It's public information. That's crazy. That's crazy. I would never say that about you, too. A lot of people have been watching the normal video from the normal board game. That's the thing. Rap rat can be normal.

It will trick you into thinking it's just a puppet and then stalk you day and night. That is Rap Rat. Which I love this. May 11th, 2021. Some username named Orange Scissors says, this was the only pasta that actually scared me. What a time to be alive, dude. I just think it was a simpler time.

And I want to say this, this story legitimately brought me a lot of joy because it made me forget, or it made me remember a thing that I forgot back in the day, which I had a... Yeah, so people have done the whole, the whole spiel with it all. Here we go.

Asian sleigh factories. A couple cowboys step forward and please answer for your crimes. Better watch out, man. I was going to say, this made me think about, I did have a VHS game that I played when I was younger with my grandpa, called the VCR quarterback game. And it was fucking awesome. It was like an NFL little board game that you got.

Oh, I've seen a moment. Shout out the VAC quarterback game. Shit was tight back in the day. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I never knew this. RapRat was an actual game released in 1992. By?

That couple of cowboys. this kid straight up made all of this about an actual tabletop what if he's right what if he's saying the truth can we play rap rap rap we should definitely play rap right we get a copy of rap red and play it

is it a coincidence that they shut down four years after they're in such shit or actually four years after making that one game not at all this is this is the board game and that that video I was showing I thought that was like a fan project that is the actual promotion VHS that's like connected the VHS

game that's crazy or yeah it's a board game with a VHS player I didn't know that either I did not I've known this story for over a decade and I never knew that that's crazy I am on eBay and I do not see a copy of it we'll have to find it online there's probably one online to find it dude we got to play it all right so this is leading us all though to and I was it's gotten you know rap rat was interesting it did unveil horrible things happening in Australia and Haiti that was very important and I think that we're going to go up next to Jeff the killer versus Slender Man and before we even go into this Isaiah

which also these are all in the same time period by the way 2012 and 2012-13 this one is here I want to ask you a question in a fight who wins Jeff the Killer or Slyndermann Slynderman. Slyderman's like an Eldritch ancient entity Jeff the killer is a kid who has a facial scar

no Jeff the killer I think would I'm gonna bat for Jeff the Killer here Jeff the Killer is living off of rage and being an outcast Yeah he's a dude Slitterman just fucking stands there dude He is a dude

Okay I don't think I don't think Slitterman could take the burning like Jeff did Jeff was burnt almost alive Slender Man is like a like a timeless cryptid thing Still dies Dyes to Jeff the killer I'm gonna adapt the magic the gathering

Mame dies to Dimsboil whatever. Dives the Jeff the Killer. Dyes to Jeff to Killer is going to be my new thing for that. It can't be that good because he dies to Jeff the Killer. There's also the Jeff the Killer versus Slender Man epic rap battle. Is it good? Well, actually, um,

Fight Marker made it and he's actually pretty self-aware and, like, makes funny jokes and stuff. So it's probably funny. Who? Fight Marker. He's the YouTuber that made the Rat Battle. Oh, I know that one's funny. I know that there are usually, it's like jokes or whatever.

Yeah, well, sometimes. Sometimes people take it too seriously. Oh, wow. Yeah. But I mean, I'm sure that that one's funny. Is this, and I say this in a way that is me almost trying to will it into existence, is this going to be sexual fan fiction? No. There may be some like, some like panted breaths. There was a lot of Jeff the killer.

Up against the wall kind of thing. Slitterman's fan fiction, though, wasn't there? Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I'm disappointed that you have not brought that up to me. And I've disappointed that no one. I brought it up to you multiple times. No, no, that I'm saying that we've read it. Oh.

Or like, you've brought it to the table to be like, let's read this. The number of times that you have wanted to read actual smote. is alarming. I legitimately think a funny, and it would be horrific, would be if we did a smut talk. Can you imagine how uncomfortable I would be during that?

I think it'd see, but it would be one of the scariest recordings. I couldn't read it. I can't sit there and be like he, beep, his beep. I'm sure you would. Actually, it'd be very funny actually having all that. Trying to hear you do a little Texas two step around

all that phrasing would be pretty funny, actually. It would just be like the thing. He slid his girthy member into her hole. Her orifice. Yeah, into her, into her orifice. Yeah, make it sound like it's a xenomorph thing. Yeah, it sounds like a fucking Star Trek episode. Yeah, Gwarf.

All right, you want to do Jeff the Killer versus Slyndermen. Yeah, the killer versus Sly. I got to pull it up on my phone. And currently, ladies and gentlemen, you'll be happy to know that this has an 8.48 stars out of 10 from 4,000 votes. Okay? Yeah. Quite a bit. Yeah, that doesn't surprise.

Jeff, the killer versus slender man. The dark wet alley was slightly illuminated by Sarah's cell phone light. She shined it every few seconds to see where she was headed. Does it say who wrote it actually? No. Whatever. At least on the website doesn't say here. Maybe a blessing.

Her eyes scanned the darkness and she shook crazy. A couple of cowboys. What had happened to her last night was a mystery. She thought back, back to the bar. She just came in with some friends. Just a fun night out. Nothing could have happened. or so she thought. Now she was trembling, walking from building to building at three in the morning.

Again, she thought back that everything was a blur. He passed an old ready motel in a pub. Sarah made her way to the outskirts of her neighborhood. We're at a heavily wooded area. She walked. She clenching her eyes shut tight for moments at a time. She clenching her eyes shut tight for moments of time. She clenching her eyes shut tight for a moment. I mean, a second draft would be a lot to expect. So I'm going to assume here, because what we have assumed so far in the past is that usually when it's in this, in this vein, this is 100% a teenage girl writing the story. And this is going to be something where she probably gets attacked by Slyderman

and Jeff the killer saves her. Is what I'm going to go on. No, I think where it's a versus, it's going to be like a Freddie versus Jason thing. And this is the victim both of them have picked. So they fight. They run into each other that way. I think that it might go into a realm where he's just like,

you know, like he doesn't want to save her. They pick a good one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. She was huddled into her coat for warmth as the rain covered her. for what seemed like in eternity. Just as her eyelids took cover of her eyes, something shined out of the corner of her vision.

She instantaneously flashed her eyes open once again, and her pupils became wide. She looked around. Nothing stood out in the blackness and rain. She spun around and continued her way back, hoping she would make it home. She studied her surroundings. She remembered a shortcut that she took as a kid

when playing hide-and-seek with her childhood playmates. It involved climbing through the woods. Cold woman hesitated, but came to the decision that anything thing that would get her to her warm home quicker is the better way. Sarah headed toward the forest. She made her way in. The first tree she laid eyes on had been marked.

What was on marked on the tree mystified her. It looked like a circle with an X inside. Dude, I think I just fucking nailed this. I'm telling you. She's going to get attacked by Slindy and then Jeff is going to come and save her. And he's going to be like, it won't happen again.

It's like a twilight thing. What I've seen, or at least that's what's been saying, said there was like the very famous there's like the funny post for that one girl made there she's like the new girl at creepy pasta high school and then like it it seems like girls back of the day like the idea of the bad boy the bad boy who's also just like whatever he can't show him he can't be he can't show his emotions they can fix them right they can fix them it's like edward cullen or whatever it's like that's why i was saying the twilight thing yeah yeah yeah he has used his powers

to protect her from the bad vampire but he's just like stay away from me yeah you wouldn't want me i'm damaged i'm so i'm so damaged I'm broken. I'm so broken. I'm a monster. My skin glistens in the... I don't think they can really process what a burn victim.

No. Of course not. Have you seen the fan drawings of Slender? He's hot. Yeah, exactly. He's buff. Slander, the Jeff the Killer... I'm sure a lot of...

I'm sure a lot of young girls discovered a lot of things for drawing those for the first time. I saw one where it was like him like lifting up his gray hoodie and he like has... Like a glit... Yeah, like the V going down.

to his cock, whatever, and like abs. And you can imagine the young, the young girl, like artists, like drawing for the first time, she's like, what if I, a little more detail? What if I just, yeah, that's a good. She knew nothing of its origin or meaning.

So she just assumed this was some kind of gang symbol or something of the sort. A gang symbol. I love it. I don't know what that is. It's probably gangs. Making her way into the forest. She recalled the fun time she had as a kid.

She thought to herself out loud. I miss those times. Back when the world was a bomb. Boy, she trailed off. Sarah heard the loud crack of a tree branch off in the distance behind her. Terrified, she began running through the woods, and she soon became lost. She continued on anyway, hoping for a way out. Her lack of caution quickly resulted in her leg being caught on an airline route,

and she fell to the ground, attempting to get up and cost her even more pain. She twisted her ankle. Somebody, please. help me crunching of leaves became present again she attempted to stand up and run once again but her injury kept her in one place she clenched her eyes shut out of all out of fear and as she opened them again a tall white man dressed in a suit stood before her she had become visually impaired at the side of this man she began screaming and terror but was soon silenced by the slender pale man that stood before her in the dark four o'clock but once was a young boy now was

a cold-blooded psychopath. Jeff the killer. I'd just finish, not like you're getting fired up about it, had just finished what he called his daily rounds, the slaughtering of innocent people. This was almost all that flooded Jeff's mind. He dragged his feet up the wet cement as he entered what he had called his home for years. Jeff stepped foot into a world of tragic memories, clutching two whiskey bottles in hand. Jeff had become a drunken killing machine. Hell yes. Right. Writing, writing Jeff as an alcoholic is so sick. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. He's also still like 14. He has the little plain bottles of liquor. Mm-hmm. Oh, fuck. I can't fucking sleep. It's like, it's like depending on the story,

what kind of Jeff you get. Because there was like, it depends. It depends on what kind of, what the girl wants. Exactly. Well, like in Jane,

the killer, right? It's like she's perfect and beautiful or whatever, but Jeff killed her family. Now she's going to stop him kind of thing, right? Yeah, yeah. And like she like kills everyone in the research Stuff like that

I like the idea though I love writing with no consequences A through line of just being like By the way Jeff is an alcoholic Yeah that just needs to stay I love the idea of a Like You can write

And you can be like yeah I killed like 40 people And like there's blood and they're dying Anyway they left It's like you just who cares Just like keep whatever you want to happen happens No weight attached. That's why I love you about the whole thing of like, Jeff just got done murdering a bunch of fucking innocent people.

Yeah. And it's like there's no, you don't really, you're not even thinking about that. You could say he killed all of England. Who cares? Yeah. He killed a bunch of screaming children there crying and it was totally fucking pathetic and lame. Yeah. And he drinks all the time and he's fucking drunk and he smokes cigarettes and he picks me up

from school. I mean, he picks people up from school. His. brain was filled with the scent of murder. One thought that did cross his psychotic mind had been there since day one. As the rain hit the weary house, Jeff began to recall the night in which he slaughtered his entire family. He chuckled at the thought.

If it wasn't for his insanity, he may have thought about regret, remorse for taking the lives of the people he once loved, but that wasn't possible at this point. Jeff was out for one thing and one thing only. Death. 5.06 in the morning. he took another swig at his alcohol wait so she's been sitting there they've been just been like looking on it for an hour and six minutes was four in the morning when this first started now it's five oh six what the fuck am i sitting here for i think what they tried to do is they tried to go back and be like oh walking up to the woods jeff was drunk and walking around now back to present yeah yeah oh yeah it's not even that time yet because he's still not there yet yeah yeah yeah

what in the fuck am i sitting here for jeff buzzed as he got up to make it can you do like a sexy tumbler guy voice. What the fuck am I sitting here for? As he got up to make his way into the night, he swerved a bit and took another chuck at his whiskey. The alcohol hit his warm, bloody lips, and he felt an odd sensation. A sudden urge had hit him.

He stood in the room, gazing out of the forest beyond the house. Jeff checked his pockets, cigarettes, a lighter, and of course, his knife. Yes! There's a little bit of blood going to my penis, making me slightly chubbed up.

Jeff? Well, they did. There, it's hints of that, though, because there's hints of that because it's, I felt the unscensation, on the urge I hit him, on urge I hit him,

Gaze of the Four, what, blah, but yeah, the alcohol hit his warm bloody lips. I mean, like that within itself is a little nod. I mean,

yeah. Yeah, I mean, there's like, there's obviously like, it's sexy, but it's never about. It's never,

it'll never, it'll never, It'll never go that far. Yeah, but it's sexy. I'm sure there are some. Sexy, not horny. There's 100% of some very graphic sexual. You know how many I accidentally stumbled across back when I was looking.

Yeah. Hey, practice them that flagfold in your room to it. Like listening to narrators, listen to narrators online like this. Practicing that flagpole. What a crazy. So disrespect. Man.

That's such, if that wasn't so clever. I'd say a dinner time. One second. If that wasn't so. money I'd be mad. Don't get him in here. Okay, talk I'm in here. Jeff knew that something wasn't right.

The feeling he got was a mix of the urge to kill again and something far different than what he had ever felt before. He stormed out of his home into the cold, wet night. Jeff was down a dark street. His only light source being a lamp illuminating the road. The rain, still pouring, hit Jeff's back. He started to move in the direction of the forest. He struggled a bit.

His alcohol consumption that night had been extremely. extremely high. The killer approached the desolate forest. Before he entered, he took a quick glare to his left. Jeff was not far from a cemetery. He trembled towards it. A thought blew into his mind, almost like the wind on a breezy afternoon. The last piece of his family was only feet away, and it beckoned him. He moved his feet away from the forest and towards the graveyard. Slowly Jeff walked, yet he tripped a few times spanning the short distance. He approached a grave. Jeff graced it with the rotten odor of death, his jacket being covered in the blood and remains of his victims.

Jeff simply gazed at the cold slap of granite. His vision was too distorted to make out any sort of words. Because of this, he stood and stared. Jeff's insides began to feel uneasy, and his throat became dry. Same feeling from just minutes before. Jeff stumbled back to the forest. While trembling towards the woodlands, his eyes wandered to a tree a few feet farther out than the others. What looked like a small,

grayish piece of paper could be seen hanging by a nail. His eyes blurry. He was unable to read it. Of course, it's one of the slender pages, yeah. He took no attempt either and crept into the darkness slowly. Almost as if he recognized this place as if it were his true home. Squeezing his two bottles of whiskey, he studied the forest in a drunken haze. Jeff admired the darkness.

He reminded him of a black hallway, one where the murderer could easily slash the necks of his victims without being seen. as he continued walking Jeff became in a way infatuated the empty blackness swirled around him muttering to himself an unrecognizable chibberish

he continued to trot something felt a bit odd crunching of leaves seemed too loud to account for only one person Jeff felt as if something was lurking beyond his line of sight Who's there?

Hell yeah An abundance of noise could be heard but nothing out of the ordinary The chirps of crickets grew louder as Jeff studied his surroundings. Come on chicken. I don't really like games and not hide and seek at all. As Jeff announced this, a quick rustling from a nearby bush could be heard.

He slashed at it before the sound could come to a silence on its own. Jeff then saw what was hidden out of sight the entire time. Damn rats. You're just some good for nothing, pass. Jeffrell claimed as a rodent scurried from the leaves. after he had seen what hit in the bush he continued his midnight stroll the rain crashing against his back came to a slow stop his vision was becoming very blurry and a loud noise was growing within his head what could be heard was just a figment of jeff's insane imagination for the woods were completely silent he tampered around dragging his feet and cursing the almost unbearable noise nothing like it had pierced his ears with such discontent before The noise that drowned Jeff slowly became absent. From the pain, Jeff fell to a tree.

Both bottles that were once clenched into his hands fell to the ground. One crashed against the bark and shattered everywhere. The crack of glass had viciously dragged Jeff back into consciousness. As his eyes readjusted to the darkness once more, the blurriness was magnified as Jeff saw a white, oval-like object hovering above him. His eyes quickly focused from shock. But what had been in front of him a few seconds ago,

was nowhere to be found. What the fuck was that? Jeff chuckled at his own remark. Is his mind playing tricks on him? Now I know that ain't no damn rat. He hastily came to the conclusion that something had to be lurking in the darkness, following him from a distance.

That's it. I'm done playing games. Where the fuck are you, you bastard? Jeff screened at the top of his lungs and hope of some kind of response. He was answered abruptly. As he started to walk again, felt the slightest tingle on his neck

That's not the damn here, fucker Get the hell out of the bushes before I decide to fuck you up Jeff felt wild at this point Nothing about this place was right But he's even trying to reason Didn't he just like get done murdering people earlier Why would he not just go in there? Because he's because

Like whatever it is almost made him pass out He knows it's not just a person I thought it was him being drunk Was it not it? Oh so he saw the same Slyner Man tried using his powers on him He was like Yeah

Yeah exactly yeah so he knows it's something supernatural. Exactly. You got it. Come out of here, motherfucker. Yes. So what's dying tonight? The, so I think earlier,

because I thought the way it read is Sarah fell in the woods and then Jeff was standing over her because it's hard cut to Jeff, but no, I think it was slender. And then it cut back to Jeff. That's what it was. Yeah.

Jeff felt wild at this point. Nothing about this place was right. But he was enjoying every minute. of it. Swiftly pulled a shining blade from his coat pocket and began slashing at trees in the darkness. Come out! Come out, bitch!

No hiding now! I'll cut every last chip of Barton's to slit your throat! Jeff pointed his knife towards a tall, thin tree protruding from the left of his vision, stabbed. He was astonished to see that on direct contact, the tree, or what he thought was a tree,

faded away into the darkness in a matter of milliseconds. Not knowing what to do, he glanced quickly towards his right and stabbed at the black of night. He peered out into the wood and saw not what he had expected. What stood before, the psychotic boy was an extremely tall, thin man, dressed in a clean black suit. This was all that Jeff could make out of the time. The rain caused Jeff's sight to become immensely distorted. Jeff's eyes had cleared again, and he quickly began to observe the man.

He was emaciated, his face pale, almost pure white in color. as Jeff studied the face he soon came to notice the lack of facial features on this man this thing's face was completely empty no eyes nose or mouth just a white blink head this made Jeff feel a bit uneasy

and he soon broke out into a laugh although astounded Jeff soon addressed the figure before him you just do the lines me do the lines yeah hold on I need to a corpse husband so you were the bastard

chasing me through the woods, huh? Jeff stared at the blackness once more. You know, I don't know what the hell you are, but you kind of remind me of myself. You've got the nice white face, but all you're missing is a smile. Jeff, I love my job. Jeff began laughing uncontrollably of his own notion.

Yet he was stopped. Jeff's ears were assaulted by static, and he fell to the ground. He was shrouded in complete dark, as he clenched his ears for mercy. The figure Jeff earlier question was now causing Jeff extreme pain. Well, well,

well the place where his eyes should have been staring directly into Jeff's. At that point, Jeff snapped. He broke free of the pain. Drew his knife once more and began slashing. Each one of his moves. were futile as the man moved around in no time at all, almost as if he were teleporting from place to place to avoid the attacks.

The tall man began to fight back. Jeff had just now begun to notice the tendrils hanging from the back of his attacker. They grabbed it Jeff. They grabbed it Jeff, and his response was to swing his knife at each that came near him. Jeff managed to slice what seemed to be an arm. In almost an instant, the limb quickly grew back into place. What had just happened astonished Jeff

He felt almost as if the man was a tall tree And his tendrils simply branches Jeff fled from the forest Knowing that there was no way he would be able to fight Whatever his adversary truly was In what seemed to be his home territory Jeff rushed from his attacker And found himself at the same place where he had entered

What the hell? To the right of him lie the cemetery Open space As he ran past the trees He noticed one that lie away from the others The same tree from before He ran to it out of instinct and read the note he had seen from a distance before.

Quote, do not enter these woods at night. A tall man has been spotted in the area recently. Some call him the slender man. Beware and enter at your own risk. Whatever the being that had stalked him in the woods before was referred to as slender man. The name fit perfect with the description of the tall white figure. Jeff hurried towards the graveyard

where he waited for his foe wielding a sharp bloody knife. Jeff's wishes had been granted as the slender man approached from the woods it seemed as if it was hesitant to leave its home court. Despite its hesitance, it left the area anyway and quickly rushed towards Jeff. The psychopath's instinct started to come back

and he jumped towards the tall man. Jeff was quickly grabbed by his enemy and thrown against a nearby tree. Jeff proceeded to swing again at the tendrils that had grabbed him. He was able to slash it one He was able to slash it one of the slender man's main arms. Blood ooze from the deep cut.

The white figure showed no emotion and began snatching at Jeff once again. As he continued to smash Jeff against trees slabs of rock, Jeff's knife slipped from his grip and fell to the ground with Jeff. Colliding with the ground, Jeff's knife slid into his own stomach

in a matter of seconds. Blood poured from the wound and soon the ground was covered in the red liquid. he stood up with a jolt Is that the best you've got Slindy I've taken worse beatings from my father's belt

than your weak twig arms Crazy line The Slender Man remains silent But continued fighting The man reached for a piece of granite From a tombstone But before he could take hold of it Jeff jerked the knife from his gut

And flung it directly at Slyndermann Jeff's accuracy was precise And it sliced off one of the man's limbs Slyderman's left arm was completely gone as it fell to the ground with a thud. It was quickly met by thick blood that barraged from his shoulder. It was completely drenched in blood. Sly disappeared into the darkness, but illuminated behind Jeff.

In his right hand, he held a broken piece of granite that he proceeded to slam him into the side of Jeff's head. Jeff fell to the ground once again, almost knocked unconscious. He was not left there for long before he was seized by an assailant and thrown against a grave. The stone exploded on impact with Jeff. standing up once again Jeff's eyes focused on the name on the grave as his eyes crossed the name on the granite his black eyes widened

the words written across the gray slab were recognized by Jeff in an instant read out his brother's name Lou something was coursing through Jeff rage filled him with an instant and he lashed out at Slender Man at extreme speeds Jeff's knife was slashed through his suit as well as his pale skin

slender man began teleporting towards the forest come on bitch I'm not finished with you yet I want to help you get to sleep Randy you look awfully tired I don't know I'd say Randy I think it meant to say Slindy I want to help you get to sleep

Slendy you look awfully tired whatever was flowing through Jeff caused his insanity to go into an overdrive state he had become delusional he ran at Slyrman and back into the forest. He rushed through the woods, not observing his environment whatsoever. Jeff was deep into the forest, still pursuing the man. Slyderman continued warping around the forest. Jeff's lack of caution caused him to trip on a branch line in his way. As he crashed into the ground, shards of glass

pierced him, and the contents of his pockets were thrown out. His items scattered the ground. As Jeff looked up with his mangled bloody face, the scent of alcohol graced. him. Jeff knew that he had been there before. He had fallen on this tree and dropped his bottle. Jeff desperately searched the ground for his knife. He felt his hand grab hold of something warm. What he had hoped was his blade. Jeff, Jeff grabbed his lighter. He quickly scrapped at it, hoping the small flames would provide a source of light. His bloody hands covered the plastic and the red liquid. After many desperate attempts, a small orange flame was produced. Jeff threw the lighter out in front of him as he attempted to find his.

knife that lay close to him before he could make another movement slender man appeared before him the smooth white face that had been seen before was now covered in slashes in dark blood even though he looked hurt slender man remained strong jeff's grip on the lighter became loose his blood had caused friction between it and his hand small blaze dropped towards the ground intense flame scorched as the lighter hit the ground both adversaries fled away from the flame before either of them could put distance between themselves in the flame it was ignited by the alcohol that soiled the ground. In a matter of seconds,

the forest was burning from the ground up. In a matter of seconds, my gosh. Jeff looked for safety, yet none was to be found in the flames. Slyder man... Where is Sarah? Oh, that was just a setup to what Sunderman's doing, I'm sure.

Slyderman thought nothing of this and continued to swing at Jeff. Jeff fought back, ignoring the orange and red covering his environment. The tall monster grabbed it, Jeff. Jeff grabbed his knife and jumped. To no avail, Jeff was pulled by the Slender Man

and was now stuck in his grip. Slyderman began to shake Jeff around. As he did this, Jeff bitted him and a loud crack of bone could be heard. The pain surged through Slyderman. Out of shock, he threw Jeff against a large tree. As Jeff flew towards the tree, a sharp pain hit Jeff straight in the back

and continued until he saw a large branch sliding through his torso and he hit the base of the tree. Jeff had been viciously impaled by a long tree blanche. Blood gushed from his mouth and open wounds as he screamed out in pain. Slyderman then fled. He warped to an area of safety where the forest had not been burned as of yet. He watched Jeff as he attempted to escape. At this point, the slender man knew that escape was impossible.

The white monster could hear Jeff screaming. Even from a large distance away, he continued to warp away from his territory and left Jeff to burn in the flames. The blaze became brighter and surrounded Jeff. struggling to avoid the intense heat he violently slid his body from the tree fire engulfed Jeff everything swirled around him

he became wrapped up into the flames there was no hope for Jeff he had lost his mind long ago yet this was something different he had reached his limit and his state of mind Burgess as the forest did a young girl by the name of Sarah Burgess

has been reported missing she was last seen at drop-in barn grill at around 9 o'clock p.m. If you have any idea on the whereabouts of Sarah Burgess, please call the station at 404-835 help. In other nudes, a major forest fire has broken out in the local area. The cause has not yet been discovered.

Investigators are studying the remnants of the forest. Fire has been extinguished. This will hurt much of the animal I found in the once heavily wooded forest and bring more on the story as it comes. Mark turned off. his television. Slammed into his couch cushion. Hey, honey, you want to take a look at the forest?

Well, what's left of it? They've put out the fire that burned the damn thing to the ground. There's also a girl missing. Maybe we'll see her while we're out. Can we do it some other time? I'm kind of busy right now, Mark. And if the police can't find the girl, there's no way in hell we can. Mark argued, come on, it won't hurt nothing.

It won't be more than a five-minute walk. All right, I guess. five minutes only. The man put on his shoes, left his house with his wife. As they strolled towards the burnout forest, I could see something moving in the opposite direction. It looks somewhat human.

As it moved closer towards it, they noticed what looked like severe burns to its face. The creature's eyelids were completely gone and it carried an unnatural smile spread across his face. It was completely white, a tense of gray where it looked like it had been burned. It's long, black hair was singed.

It came closer towards and Mark shouted, Hey, buddy, you need some help? Mark, stop. We don't even know who he is. He could be a fucking killer for all we know. The man moves swiftly towards the couple. As he approached him,

he drew a thick blade covered in red liquid. I don't, but I can tell you need some help to sleep. Jeff slashed the knife across the man's neck, and he fell to the ground. His wife began to scream loudly. She was unable to continue as she was next. She was stabbed to.

directly in the heart with the knife at the same time. Three, two, one. You don't need to worry about me. Just go to sleep. Bravo. Slinterman versus Slender Man versus Jeff the killer. What a concept.

Oh, man. What a, what a banger. I really loved the character acting. That was excellent. That was a good touch, I feel. Thank you. And I hope that the Oscar, I hope that the,

I hope the committee or the counselor or what the fuck they call Oscar. I hope that they consider that for an award. I think they should. I think they should. That was beautiful. So yeah, Jeff the Killer versus Slyderman, just two of them do, but you can't kill either one of them because you won't be like, oh, you get that the Freddie versus Jason ending. Exactly. Yeah. You got to keep, you got to keep both parties happy in the turn of fandom. Slyder definitely won the fight. Hmm. Harry, who do you think won? He impaled him on a tree and laugh. All I kept here in and I was my acting, I was always on the offensive. right?

You got thrown into like five different rocks. I got up. One rock exploded when it hit you. So did Rocky. No, he got up, but he won. He wasn't thrown into a single rock. Well, the rock known as communism. It said a rock hit him and it exploded on impact.

And guess you got up and he got up and he did this. He did. That's not what the character. The character acting was you were screaming as loud as you could. What was being burned alive? But I still got up and I still killed. afterwards. I didn't run away. Slyr man was the one teleporting way. I honestly view it as Jeff one. Slynder left him for dead. Pussy. He should have finished the job, but I mean, he left. I think

that, I think that he was too, he was too much of pussy to get near the fire. Jeff, Jeff was screaming, but it was actually. I do feel like that was a thing in a bunch of the Slender Man spinoffs. I think someone wrote in that he was afraid of fire. And I know they wrote that for Jeff, because where Jeff was burned, you'd be afraid of fire. Jeff's not afraid of fire. I'm saying in a bunch of the fiction that was written. I'm saying what happened here was while I was screaming in pain because it is fire and even though my my, my, you know, my nerve endings already burnt before from the fire. Right, of course. I was, it was almost laughter. It was a cathartic scream because I was so upset by the gravestone that I saw earlier. So really the scream was me burning that part of my life.

And that's why also Jeff emerged out of the forest and killed somebody afterwards and he's like, it's nothing but a thing. It was like a dragon ball charge up. This is the story where he got his infamous line, it ain't nothing but a thing. Because he come out, people are like, who are you okay? It ain't nothing but a thing. Slice. It ain't nothing but a thing, bitch. Jeff just keeps killing.

I want people, I want to ask people in comments, who do you think won? I think Jeff won. Slender. Harry, who won? To be impaled by a tree than left. We can put the poll at the end. Who the hell? Who?

Yeah, you know what? Do the episode poll thing. Who won? Slender or Jeff. And people are going to say Jeff just to be like, um, because they're of sane mind. They have the, everyone has eyes.

No, but they saw the skirmish, Isaiah. It's on screen. Also, I thought your corpse husband voice is very good. Thank you. And also, when I reached under there, I'm not going to tell people what I felt, but just tell, I'm just so you know that I think you were a bit excited too by it. You can cut that. Don't cut that.

The speed at which that would have had to have happened would be impressive. That's why you scream. screamed of pain one second. Well, I saw you reaching and I'm like, is he get, yeah, yeah, it's okay. Guys, that's our episode today. I think we need, we haven't done a grab bag in a while, so I'm glad we got to do a grab bag, but it was fun going back and revisiting some of these. I feel like a part of my inner child was healed today.

Yeah, me too. Because I remember reading that one, like, I remember all the stuff about the grave and the fire in the woods and stuff, but I forgot like how it ended and stuff. So it's always fun for me to revisit stuff that I vaguely remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's true. It's true. Well, guys, until next time, please consider checking out our Patreon.

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