Creepy - Normal Porn For Normal People

Episode Date: May 29, 2017

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This is creepy. A podcast dedicated to sharing the most famous chilling and disturbing creepypastas and urban legends in the world. Whether these stories truly happened, or our simply fabrications is for you to decide. These stories may contain graphic depictions of violence and explicit language. listener discretion is advised. Normal porn for normal people. Written by Cosby Daff. Everyone knows if you surf the web long enough, you'll see some pretty sick shit.

This is especially true if you intentionally dwell into the dark underbelly of the internet. I've seen quite a few things I don't care to admit to. But one thing that I'll always remember is a site called normal porn for normal people.com. The first strange thing about the site was that I didn't find it by actually looking for it. It was emailed to me by someone I didn't know. The email was as follows. Hi there. Found this site. It's very nice. Thought you might like normal porn for normal people. com. Pass it on. For the good of mankind. Pretty standard issue chain letter. Although the URL and the last remark really piqued my curiosity. I was having a very boring day when I got this, so I made sure my

antivirus is working, then I clicked on it. It was a very average, very generic looking site. It gave the impression that the creators just barely gave a shit about making it look professional. The author seemed to have a very tenuous grasp on English, and on the front page was a long, boring, incoherent rant that I don't remember or have saved.

The site had a strange tagline, which even today, people haven't figured out the meaning of, which was Normal porn for normal people A website dedicated to the eradication of abnormal sexuality And from the sound of it I wasn't sure whether I was here to watch porn Or if I had stumbled into some kind of eugenics program But I was here now and I was very very curious to see what normal people got the rocks off to So I scroll down through the rant and

Nothing The page didn't seem to link to anywhere else And I was about to leave when I noticed every word of the rant was its own hyperlink. So I clicked one of them. And was sent to a white page with very long list of links in the form of normal porn for normal people.com slash random letters. So I stopped for a minute and asked myself if I really wanted to waste God knows how much time clicking random links that would likely give me a virus that will rape my computer. I figured I'd just try it for five minutes, just to see if anything came up. I clicked one of the links and was sent to another page. This page

apparently a totally different URLs than the last one. I was just about to say, fuck this, when I clicked on the third link, and a video download came up. It was called peanut.aVI. It was a 30-minute video of a man, a woman, and a dog in a kitchen. The woman would make a peanut butter sandwich,

and the man would set it down for the dog to eat. This was all that would happen, for 30 minutes. It was obvious that the cameraman had to stop filming and wait until the dog was ready to eat again, and the dog seemed rather sick by the end of it. I know what you're thinking. What the hell does this have to do with porn? I have no clue.

I've seen a little over two dozen videos from this site, and the majority had no sexual activity at all. After watching peanut.aVI, I went on a certain image board I frequent to play online show and tell, like I always do with weird shit like this. But someone had already made a threat about it. Some guy would receive the same chain letter I did. The image board thread got lots of people with nothing better to do than dig through the site, and that's how I saw the other videos.

Most of those two dozen videos were very uneventful, and consisted of people talking to cameraman in a room with nothing in it but a desk and a few chairs. I mean literally nothing on the walls, or in terms of furniture. The whole room had a very cold, sterile feel to it. The conversations were just idle banner about previous jobs, or embarrassing childhood moments. I kept expecting some kind of discussion about what the people were filming

or what the site was about, but of course, nothing. You would never know these videos had anything to do with porn if you saw it out of context. I will say one thing, though. People who appeared in these videos were quite attractive. However, the other videos

that actually did feature content, which I suppose could be called sexual, is where things got weird. I'll give a brief description of the strange. videos. If you're really eaten up with curiosity, you can try hunt them down on a torrent site. Lickedclean.AVI.AVI.a 10-minute video filmed by a hidden camera in which we see a repairman working on a washing machine for the first two minutes. When it's fixed, the repairman talks to the owner briefly and then leaves.

The owner checks to make sure the repairman is gone and begins to lick all over the top of the washing machine. This goes on for seven minutes. Jimbo. AVI A 5-minute video of an obese Mime Performing his act It was actually pretty funny Particularly one part where he pretends to pull up a chair Then pretends it breaks because of his weight

In the last 30 seconds of the video The camera cuts the static briefly And cuts back to the man sobbing quietly Still wearing a mime outfit and makeup Some kind of obscure fetish Diana. AVI 4 minute video

in which a cameraman talks to a woman in a room different from the interview room. This room looks like when you'd find in a normal person's house. Exactly where they are is never specified, as Diane only talks about her violin playing. She obviously plays her violin, but she keeps getting distracted by something. I didn't notice this until someone on the image board thread pointed it out, but if you look in the mirror in the background,

you can see a fat man in a chicken mask masturbating. Jessica.a.a.i. Another four-minute cameraman video This time he's outside a house Talking to another young woman They talk about canoe rides The camera zooms out to reveal the city street Behind them occasionally

The strange thing is No one so far has been able to identify where this street is Guesses have ranged everywhere from Europe To Australia to the Philippines But there's yet to be a match for the street shown in the video Tongtie.avie.avie 10 minute video The first five minutes consists of an elderly woman making out with a mannequin.

The video cuts out like he did in Jimbo.AVI halfway through, and the scene is now a group of mannequins huddled together in a circle around the camera. The lights have been dimmed and the elderly woman is nowhere to be seen. From this point on, there is no sound. Stumps.AVI.I. Five-minute long video where a man with no legs is attempting to breakdance on a DDR mat in what looks like a kitchen from peanut. But much dirtier.

There's a radio playing music unseen in the background, but it stops at the four-minute mark when the man collapses on the mat and exhaustion. He breathes heavily and pleads with someone off-screen to let him rest. This off-screen person becomes terrifyingly enraged and yells at him to keep dancing. Which he does. You can hear this off-screen person begin to scream

as the video ends abruptly. Privacy.A.V.I. The woman from Diana.A.VI is masturbating on a mattress in the interview room, while the man from Stumps.A.I walks around on his hands while wearing some kind of goblin mask. The door in this room is always closed in other videos, but now it's open. In this video, the only light is in the room, the hallway is dark. Near the end of the video, you can see an animal quickly run through the hallway. And finally, the last video we uncovered.

Useless.A.I. In this 18-minute video, a blonde woman from one of the previous interview videos is tied down on a mattress in the interview room. She attempts to scream, but her mouth is taped over. After seven minutes, a man in a black suit and mask opens the door, but he does not enter. He holds the door open for the animal that was running in the hall in the previous video. It's revealed to be an adult chimpanzee. Its hair is shaved and its entire body is painted red. It seems to be starving abused, with several wounds.

along its shoulders and back. When the chimp enters the room, the masked man closes the door behind it. The chimpanzees sniffs the air for a moment. It may have been blind. And notices the woman tied to the mattress. It goes into a frenzy and begins to mall her. The cell goes on for a grueling seven minutes

until the woman finally dies. The chimp eats the flesh from her corpse for four minutes as the video ends. The threat exploded with activity after this video uncovered and people discussed it long into the night. When I came back to the image board the next day, I found the thread was deleted. I tried to start another one and they banned me. I tried emailing the guy who sent me the chain letter with the site's URL, sent him five messages, and never got a response.

I've tried to discuss this website on various places and I got banned frequently. The site itself was also deleted about three days after useless.a VI was uncovered, likely because someone contacted the authorities about it. The only proof that normal porn for normal people.com ever existed was a few screencaps people took and videos from the site that people saved and uploaded on Torrance, the most popular of which being useless.EBI, which found its way on the few core sites. Wherever you upload them to, all the videos from normal pornfor normal people.com get deleted after a while. This episode of creepy is presented by Campfire Radio Theater.

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