Criminal - Sealand
Episode Date: August 27, 2021Today's episode begins with rock & roll and ends with royalty. When bands like the Rolling Stones and the Beatles were becoming popular, they weren't played much on the radio in England. The BBC contr...olled the airwaves at the time, and some listeners described its music offerings as "square." So aspiring DJs packed up their record collections, got in boats, and sailed past the territorial limits of the UK, where they set up pirate radio stations in the sea—sometimes on abandoned WWII sea forts. One fort was taken over by a man named Roy Bates. When his pirate radio station didn’t work out, he refused to give up the fort. He raised a flag on it and announced that he and his family would be forming their own nation. A spokesperson from Britain's Ministry of Defence said: "This is ludicrous.” Michael Bates’ book is Principality of Sealand: Holding the Fort, and Dylan Taylor-Lehman’s book is Sealand: The True Story of the World’s Most Stubborn Micronation and Its Eccentric Royal Family. Say hello on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. Sign up for our occasional newsletter, The Accomplice. Follow the show and review us on Apple Podcasts: iTunes.com/CriminalShow. We also make This is Love and Phoebe Reads a Mystery. Artwork by Julienne Alexander. Check out our online shop. Episode transcripts are posted on our website. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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I was at boarding school, and I recall that the only pop music you could get on the radio
was from the BBC, British Broadcasting Corporation.
And that was only for an hour every Sunday where they played the top 20.
There was just no music for the kids.
Michael Bates grew up in England in the 1960 20. There was just no music for the kids. Michael Bates grew up in England in the 1960s. He was 11 in 1964 when the Beatles first performed
in the United States and the Rolling Stones released their first album. But that wasn't
what the BBC was playing.
It was all very, very straight-laced, classical music. The BBC had its own orchestras.
And if the Beatles, for instance, had a number one record out,
apart from hearing it for that one hour on a Sunday,
you wouldn't hear it unless it was played by the BBC Light Orchestra.
And they held the only licensed radio stations in the UK.
So some entrepreneurs had the idea of putting a radio station
outside of territorial
limits and broadcasting into the United Kingdom. The idea was that if there was a radio station,
technically just outside of the UK, the country's prohibitions on broadcasting
wouldn't apply. You wouldn't need a license and couldn't get in trouble.
At the time, the UK's territory extended three miles from shore, stemming from a 17th century law marking a country's territorial limits as the distance you could fire a cannonball from shore
and hit a ship. Aspiring DJs started getting into boats, traveling three miles from shore, and setting up unlicensed radio stations in the sea.
Some people did it on old fishing boats, and some people set up stations on abandoned forts.
These forts had been built in the water during World War II to protect against German air raids,
but they were decommissioned in the 1950s and have been sitting empty ever since.
By the mid-60s, they were rusty and falling apart.
But most were outside of the UK's territorial limits, so young DJs took them over to broadcast
whatever music they wanted.
So the kids absolutely loved what the pirates did. And they were called, by the way, they were called the pirates because the British government was so incensed about what was
going on, they branded them pirates, which they thought was a disparaging term. And of
course, it was the best form of branding that the stations could ever have had because the British public actually loved the pirates, you know, all pirates.
Some of these broadcasters were, you know, essentially professional in every other way aside from being totally unlicensed.
This is author Dylan Taylor-Lehman.
I mean, they had professional equipment. They had, you know, real tech heads building all of this stuff,
and some of their broadcasts had pretty significant reaches.
And as some of the stations grew in prominence,
they also drew proportionally large advertisers and advertising revenues,
so they ultimately got to be a pretty substantial enterprise.
The DJs would pack up their own records.
In 1965 in England, the Beatles and the Rolling Stones were popular,
along with Sonny and Cher, the Kinks, the Who, and the Animals.
Eventually, the labels began sending records to the DJs,
even though it was pirate radio.
The more the songs were played,
the more records labels sold. A BBC survey from 1965 found that 77% of those surveyed
had listened to pirate radio. Some survey respondents described the BBC's music programming
as, quote, square. And so this phenomenon became not only incredibly lucrative to some of these producers,
but just this really beloved phenomenon across the country,
you know, almost like a Robin Hoodian type enterprise.
A man named Roy Bates decided he would give it a try.
Roy Bates was definitely a larger-than-life guy.
He was a decorated veteran of World War II.
And after the war, he embarked on a number of pretty interesting business ventures,
from operating a rubber factory that made swim fins to a chain of butcher shops,
before ultimately realizing that those entailed a little too much time in the office.
And so he wanted to kind of regain a sense of adventure in his life.
And that's where he got his start with the pirate radio phenomenon.
My dad owned fishing boats.
Roy Bates' son, Michael Bates.
And they weren't fishing for fish.
They were fishing for a product called air fern or sea fern,
which incidentally was mainly exported
to the United States and Canada.
And it was a decorative
green fern used in the
florist industry, but it was quite a big business
at one point. And we
were out one day on his boat, and he looked
across at the knock John thought, and he said, I'm thinking
of getting involved with this thing called Pirate Radio. It's really exciting. And out one day on his boat and he looked across at the knock john thought he said i'm thinking of um
getting involved with this thing called pirate radio it's really exciting
and uh and he he took the boat across there and it was low tide so there's you know no tide running backwards and forwards and he tied the boat up underneath and he climbed up the ladder
and left me on the boat uh and i felt all left out of it can i come up and he said well the ladder's all
wobbly and the ladder eroded away it was a steel ladder fixed on the tower and it erode it eroded
away like wafer thin and it wobbled as you climbed up it sideways you know but he let me go up and
have a look we did all the things you shouldn't do you should never leave a boat unmanned um in
a situation like that uh with the engine running, whatever.
But we did, and it was like back in history.
I mean, there was cormorants,
like great big cormorant birds all sitting on the rail.
And when we went inside,
it had hardly been touched since the war.
They got to work setting up the station on Knock John Fort.
Roy Bates had a radio transmitter made from an old U.S. Air Force transmitter
that had been used to guide aircraft.
He bought old red cross blankets to nail on the studio walls for soundproofing.
He called his station Radio Essex.
Here's an early recording of one of the DJs describing the setup on air.
We're situated on the knock-john ex-naval fort, and we are the most seaward fort of them all.
And believe me, sometimes we know it. It's a single unit standing on two enormous concrete
pillars, which are approximately 100 feet above sea level, on top of which
is a large concrete and steel platform with all the superstructure. The superstructure,
when first seen from the sea, is very similar to that of a battleship. So that's what we
call it, the old battleship.
It wasn't easy to get out to Radio Essex, at least three hours by boat.
The water was often rough.
The DJs would stay out there for weeks.
Roy Bates set up old hospital cots for them.
He'd been one of the youngest majors in the British Army,
and even after the war, it was said that he operated in all ways, like he was still in the Army.
Supplies had to be ferried out to the station, even drinking water.
And the DJs would play certain songs or use specific phrases to let whoever was on the shore know that they needed more food.
Radio Essex was a totally seat-of-the-pants operation,
so all of the DJs would just bring their own personal record
collections out to the fort to play their own music. So some guys were really into jazz,
some guys were really into rock and roll. It was just kind of up to what that individual DJ wanted
to play. And there's a story of Roy Bates hearing a demo of the Rolling Stones and just calling it complete crap.
So that really wasn't to his liking, but he definitely understood just the financial aspect of what could come from these stations, plus the adventure of it, of course.
Michael Bates remembers that his whole family, his father Roy, his mother Joan, and his older sister Penny, all spent time at the radio
station on the old fort. Michael says they even spent one Christmas out there. His mother cooked
for everyone, including the DJs, and they brought along their family cat, Fruitcake.
Pirate radio was becoming more and more popular. Competition for the forts was fierce.
People would try to evict each other.
There were threats of violence
and middle-of-the-night takeovers.
This became very public in June of 1966,
when one pirate radio entrepreneur
tried to take a rival station off the air manually
by forcibly entering its fort
and taking apart the transmitter.
The police refused to get involved, claiming it was out of their jurisdiction.
And the next day, one of the men shot the other man to death and claimed self-defense.
The incident made headlines around the country.
And that really kicked the British government's efforts to shut this down into high gear.
One member of parliament said,
These extraordinary and tragic events serve to impress on everybody
that piracy is piracy in whatever aspect it occurs.
Within a week, the British government began working on a bill called the Marine
Broadcasting Offenses Act. But the government didn't want to waste any time and began using
an older law, the 1949 Wireless Telegraphy Act, to shut down pirate radio stations.
A couple of months later, the British government charged Roy Bates
with using a transmitter without a license
inside Britain's territorial waters.
The prosecutor argued that Radio Essex
was within the territorial limits of Britain
if you measured the distance at low tide.
Roy Bates was ordered to pay a fine of £100
and told that if he kept broadcasting,
he would be fined again, £100, every single day.
He did keep broadcasting.
But he was losing advertisers.
He shut the station down and decided to start over
at a different fort,
one that he was sure was beyond Britain's territory, no matter how you measured it.
It was called Ruff's Tower, and it was not abandoned.
He knew that it was being used by one of the most famous pirate stations, called Radio Caroline.
It wasn't Radio Caroline's primary location,
but Roy Bates had heard there were DJs there.
Michael remembers they went at night on Christmas Eve.
We went out there and we climbed up.
It was a really flat-com night,
and it was about, I don't know, it was dark.
I suppose it was eight or nine o'clock
at night climbed up and took it over there was actually two guys on there from radio caroline
and uh and we took them ashore there was no no violence involved running like that we just said
you're going ashore now and they packed their bags and they went um so he had all his he took
his transmitters and his generators and his staff, his DJs and everything to the
Ruffs Towers and he was going to put his station back on the air. So I went out
with my father one day to do a crew change on the fort of the Ruffs Towers
and one of the crewmen left and I said I'll go on there and help Dad and he
said no no you've got to go back to school it's the holidays you've got to
go back to finish your education.
I was 14.
And I said, oh, come on, let me.
And I managed to convince him.
I mean, I thought it would just be six weeks,
six months adventure, not nearly 60 years, you know.
Roy Bates and his 14-year-old son, Michael,
worked to get the radio station up and running.
And they also prepared to defend the fort station up and running and they also prepared
to defend the fort against anyone who might try to take it over as they had which I did and there
were seven or eight different attempts by rival pirate radio factions to take over the fort and
I was there for every one of them and that was that was again I was 14, 15.
Yeah, they were quite violent times.
I mean, you know, I joke with,
I mean, my son had just bought my grandson's bicycles, right?
And I joke with my son, I said,
you know, my dad never allowed me to have a bicycle because they're dangerous.
And he didn't.
I was not allowed a bicycle.
I said, but in 1966,
he gave me an automatic pistol and a gallon effect to make
Molotov cocktails. They asked me
to defend the fort from
rival pirate radio factions.
Did you use the
Molotov cocktails?
Yeah, we did.
Michael says that if anyone
approached and they thought it could be someone
trying to take over the fort,
they would shoot at them.
There were Molotov cocktails,
until the boats turned around and withdrew.
This caught the attention of the British government.
Dylan Taylor Lehman says memos about the situation with Roy Bates went all the way to the Prime Minister.
There are all kinds of just surprisingly in-depth plans for raids on the fort involving
everything from marine assaults on the water accompanied by helicopters to paying one of a
disaffected former colleague of Bates to sneakily take the fort over to simply trying to outright buy Roy Bates off, but he always just came out ahead.
Eventually, the British government just stopped trying.
One official wrote that Mr. Bates will probably abandon
his uncomfortable perch of his own accord.
I'm looking at a picture of this tower.
It looks kind of cold and dirty and not like it would be a lot of fun to be spending much time out there at all.
What was it like to live out there?
Yeah, I mean, it's definitely right.
Once you're out on the forts, you're completely at the mercy of the weather and the north sea is notoriously pretty rough so once you're out there there's only there's
you know it's very difficult to get on or off but i mean yeah you can feel them shaking with
the waves the wind rattles everything i mean they're concrete and steel so they're certainly
not insulated very well uh But the views are absolutely magnificent,
and it's a very, you know, surprisingly peaceful place to be
if you like that kind of isolation.
Roy Bates was putting everything he had into making his radio station work,
but it never became the success he imagined.
And then, that August, the Marine Broadcasting Offenses Act was passed into law,
making it a crime for British citizens to supply music, fuel, food and water,
or advertising money, to pirate radio stations.
And a month later, the BBC launched its own pop music station,
with many of the former pirate radio DJs on staff.
But Roy Bates still had his fort,
and he didn't want to let it go.
He joked to his wife Joan that she now had her own private island,
and she replied,
it's a pity it doesn't have palm trees and a bit of sunshine
and maybe its own flag.
That gave Roy Bates an idea.
On Joan's birthday, September 2, 1967,
he raised a flag on the fort and announced that the structure,
which has been described as an ugly concrete slab,
an utterly charmless rig, and a blasted-looking platform would from
then on be known as its own nation, the Principality of Sealand.
This is the Sealand Anthem.
A spokesperson from Britain's Ministry of Defence said,
This is ludicrous.
Joan Bates said,
I've learned not to be surprised
at anything my husband does.
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Roy Bates claimed that Sealand was the world's smallest country.
Dylan Taylor-Lehman says it became the grandparent of what is today called a micronation. A micronation is a catch-all term for a self-declared territory,
typically within the boundaries of an existing and recognized country
that often goes unrecognized by any other country.
It's been estimated that there are over 400 micronations.
There's a neighborhood in Copenhagen that declared itself a micronation.
In 1971, a group of people took over an abandoned military base there
and declared themselves a self-governing society.
The Danish government has allowed them to continue for 50 years.
It's called Freetown, Christiania, and today is popular with tourists.
One of the most often referenced micronations is in Nevada and California, the Republic
of Molossia. Their currency is tied to the price of Pillsbury cookie dough.
Many micronations try to anchor their legitimacy in a document outlining the criteria for statehood created at the Montevideo Convention in 1933.
The four basic requirements are a permanent population, defined territory, government, and the capacity to enter into relations with other states.
Roy Bates and his family moved out to Sealand,
fulfilling the first requirement.
What was it like living on Sealand?
I mean, did you have to go and get supplies every day? Was it lonely? Was it fun?
It was fun. It was fun.
It was interesting.
When we first got there, they had candles for lighting.
Then we moved on to hurricane lamps, like you see in the cowboy films.
Then we moved on to tilly lamps.
They're the ones you put paraffin in, but you pump up.
They give a bright light, but they're quite hard to keep maintaining.
And then eventually we got generators going going and then the whole world changed but it's quite hard for people these
days to envisage you are living somewhere where there's absolutely no communication with the
outside world like my dad would go away on the boat and leave me and my mother there for instance
or me and my sister there and there was no communication between him and us for however long.
And he would go away and say, I'll be back in two weeks' time.
And you'd look up at the horizon to the southwest,
looking for the boat, the shape of the boat,
and you'd get the binoculars and you'd stare
and you'd rest the binoculars on something for a better look, you know.
And like three weeks had gone by and the boat wouldn't turn up.
And we used to keep a good stock of food.
But then all of a sudden you're down to like flour and water and tins of peas or something,
you know.
And there was no way of communicating.
There was no radio communication.
There were no mobile phones in those days.
So that was it.
So we had some very interesting times because of that.
But it's hard to believe these days, isn't it?
You just go on the internet, look things up, you go on Amazon, you have
it delivered the next day. It was a totally different world.
Joan Bates said that the first few months were miserable, freezing cold. It was like
hell on earth, she said. There were no windows, no doors, the wind howled through, and everything was covered with a thick layer of crumbling rust.
The family tried to make Sealand a little more comfortable,
covering the concrete floors with rugs,
adding comfortable bed covers to the bunks,
and hanging framed hunting scenes on the walls.
Michael says he stayed on the fort most of the time. He saw it as his job to defend
Sealand whenever his father was away, however he needed to. On May 6, 1968, about eight months
after the creation of Sealand, Michael says a ship called the Vestal appeared near the fort and came very close.
Michael says the men on board were making obscene gestures at his sister, who was sunbathing.
Anyway, they came too close and they were shouting in a frightening way, and I fired
some warning shots across the bow of the motorboat.
So we were charged with firearms offences,
endangering life within the jurisdiction of the United Kingdom.
So it ended up in Chelmsford Magistrates Court,
which is quite a big court,
and the judge was wearing all the wigs and everything and the gowns, you know, as you see on the films.
And my father and I were in the dock.
And the prosecution, the government in other words, started going on about the charges of firearms, unlicensed firearms, endangering life.
You were pretty young.
Were you nervous being there?
I suppose it wasn't the most pleasant place in the world
to be. But
I was young and my father always
thought he was going to win everything he did.
Every battle he came into. But anyway,
our barrister said,
just a minute, you have to stop now.
We need to talk about the jurisdiction
before we waste all our time
talking about, you know,
charges that might not be relevant.
So it went through until lunchtime
and then they adjourned for lunch
and my father and I sat in the cells.
I remember that.
I remember asking what he thought about it all.
And he said, I don't know quite how it's going to go.
And then after lunch, the judge said, I need to instruct the jury on this.
And he also said that this is perhaps a swashbuckling case
that perhaps should have been heard in the time of the first Queen Elizabeth.
And the next thing we know,
all the barons that are running over and shaking our hands.
The judge had ruled the British court
had no jurisdiction over the fort and dismissed the charges.
Roy Bates took the decision as confirming the validity of Sealand.
He told a reporter,
now we're in the clear. Another newspaper reported, Sealand joins the world.
Roy Bates and his family got to work making Sealand more official. They printed stamps
and created an official
Sealand post office
on Sealand
with a teller window
and a sign that read
post office.
They issued coins
with an image of Joan
in profile.
And Roy Bates
began to issue
Sealand passports
to, he said,
various people
who have helped me.
In 1969, newspapers all over the world printed an Associated Press story about the passports
and quoted Roy Bates saying that he would shoot at anyone who tried to violate his sovereignty.
British cabinet members, discussing what to do about Roy Bates, had concluded, quote,
He was doing no actual harm, so far as was known, and the Ministry of Defense had no need of the fort themselves.
There were no pressing reasons for evicting Mr. Bates, certainly none that would justify the use of force or the passage of special legislation.
So the British government left them alone, and the Bates family tried to figure out how to make money.
Over the years, Roy Bates said that the idea of a casino was discussed.
He claimed that the Libyan dictator, Muammar Gaddafi, expressed interest in using the fort for undisclosed reasons,
and that an American church offered to buy the fort to transmit religious broadcasts to Russia.
Nothing really panned out.
And then, a group of Germans approached Roy about going into business together.
They wanted to expand Sealand to include a casino, duty-free shops, hotel rooms, and green space around the platform.
They also had plans to build an oil refinery.
One of the men was named Alexander Achenbach.
Here's Dylan Taylor Lehman.
Alexander Achenbach claims to have been a diamond trader and, you know, just kind of this man of mystery from Germany.
And he had, I think he had only visited Sealand itself once,
but he was, from what I can tell, the mastermind behind all of this.
And so, you know, there were these plans to develop Sealand into this, I guess, like a resort island.
But it seems like the real intention behind all of this was to use Sealand as some sort of, like,
money laundering setup or, you know, something to tax evasion scheme.
Because it turns out Achenbach was a pretty storied grifter
who'd been involved with all kinds of document schemes in Germany and had done time.
Alexander Achenbach got to work trying to legitimize Sealand's nationhood.
He reached out to the United Nations.
A UN spokesperson responded and said,
the United Nations is an organization of governments, not of gun platforms. A UN spokesperson responded and said, Dylan Taylor Lehman says that Alexander Achenbach offered the Bates family $1 million to buy sea land anyway.
Roy Bates wouldn't sell for so little.
He said he wanted $10 million.
So Alexander Achenbach invited Roy and Joan to come to Austria to sit down and talk it over in person.
And they agreed.
They set a date in August of 1978
and left Michael, who at this point was 26,
to watch over Sealand.
So while they were there,
this helicopter turns up from Holland.
It was a KLM helicopter.
KLM's the Dutch National Airline.
And it couldn't land
because there was masts on the top,
specifically to stop helicopters landing.
And I was out on Sealand on my own.
So they started lowering people down on a winch wire.
Well, the first man down was a German tax consultant
who I'd met once or twice before and I knew.
And he handed me a telex, like a telegram,
purportedly from my father,
saying, we've signed a contract with the consortium
and please hand over to these guys.
I said, look, go back to Holland, bring my father back out here with you
and I will hand over the fortress to you, the island to you.
I said, but until you do that, I'm not, you know, until I see him,
I'm not going to hand it over.
So they were, anyway anyway they were quite insistent and the
helicopter was very very loud above and another fellow had come down so there's two of them there
now and this the first man had come down he said look it's i'm really um i'm really shaken up by
the winch wire and everything else do you have a a drink and have a whiskey or something and i said
well you don't really mess around
with winch wires and helicopters and alcohol at the same time.
And he's absolutely insistent.
So I gave him, poured him a whiskey.
And as I did it, they slammed the door.
They ran out, slammed the door.
And I was locked in this steel room.
And it was a room with a porthole, I suppose,
not even 12 inches wide.
I heard the helicopter go,
and then there was silence. So I'm locked in this room, and I don't even know there's
anybody there outside. I'm thinking, well, my father's away. There's no communication
with the outside world. I'm locked in this room. There's obviously no food in this room
or anything like that.
Michael Bates says he was held captive for about four days total.
His captors told him he had three options.
A fishing boat could take him to England, a fishing boat could take him to Holland,
or he could stay on the fort, but only if he remained locked up.
Now bear in mind, my father still doesn't know what's going on.
He's in his car driving back from Austria.
I didn't want my father coming back, getting himself killed, rescuing me.
So I said, get the fishing boat and take me to England.
But the skipper of the fishing boat wouldn't take me to England
because he was concerned about being arrested for piracy, kidnapping and everything else.
So they got me to sign a... The lawyer wrote a, I go of my free will document, which obviously
wouldn't have held up at all anyway.
But I climbed down, I climbed, then climbed down on the trawler and was taken to Holland
where I was landed illegally in the middle of the night. No passport.
Michael says he had chatted with the fishermen all the way to Holland,
and they became friendly.
So the fishermen took Michael to his house that night,
and in the morning he drove him to the airport,
where Michael managed to get a flight to England.
He says he went to his grandmother's house, had a bath, and started trying to come
up with a plan to retake Sealand. He wasn't able to reach his father, and was only able to tell
him what had happened when his father turned up at the door later that day. Not long after Roy and
Joan Bates had arrived in Austria, Roy Bates suspected that Alexander Achenbach
had gotten them away from Sealand under false pretenses.
One of the men who had held Michael captive was Gernot Putz.
He'd been Alexander Achenbach's lawyer,
and at one point, Roy Bates had given him a Sealand passport.
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In August of 1978, the Bates family,
having been kicked off Sealand by a group of men
they'd hoped to go into business with,
had to figure out how to try and take the fort back.
We had a friend called John Crudson
who owned a company called Helicopter Hire.
And he'd flown journalists out prior to this,
and he was also a personal friend.
Coincidentally, he had flown in, I think,
like seven or eight James Bond films.
He was an absolutely brilliant pilot.
But we explained the situation to him, my dad did,
and said, can you help?
He said, well, of course I can.
He said, I'll meet you over at the hangar,
the aircraft hangar at three o'clock in the morning.
So we went down the road and we bought some ropes
from the local boat chandlers
and we practiced sliding down these ropes
from a 12-foot up in the air gibbet or something.
And we tried to work out whether we could use gloves or bits of rag around our hands
because we'd burn our hands.
And we kind of decided how we were going to do it.
And so we went over to the airport, 3 o'clock in the morning.
John said, look guys, take the doors off the helicopter.
So we took the doors off it.
We tied the ropes on the back of the
seat frames. So we flew out, we flew with no doors on the thing, up into the wind, approached
the fortress, into the wind, specifically because, to keep the noise down so they wouldn't
hear us until the last minute. And as we approach, we're a metre above the sea, we're standing
outside on the skids of the helicopter
at this point with a coil of rope in our hands.
We can't have the rope trailing because if we did,
it would go into the tail rotor.
So we're standing on the skids,
and then as we got closer,
I could see this yellow oilskins,
yellow jacket shape on deck.
I recognised it going in the distance.
It was my father's yellow oilskin and some guy was wearing it he was he was sleeping in a chair he was meant to be on guard duty
and it it was just breaking daylight and i could see this guy there he told me afterwards the first
thing he saw was a helicopter appear from underneath the platform and i was the first
man to land and the germ Germans were running out of the building
in front of me, below me.
So I just ran towards the Germans.
I jumped off the building, which was 10 or 12 foot high,
and I had to jump over an open-top water tank to do this.
So I landed hard, and I had a sort of shotgun in my hand,
and the butt of the gun hit the ground, boom, and went off,
and they all put their hands up in the air, and that was it.
We had returned.
Michael says they locked the men up in an old ammunition magazine
in one of the concrete pillars,
and eventually arranged for the same fishing boat
that had taken Michael to Holland to come back and get them.
But the Bates family made one man stay behind, the German lawyer, Gernot Putz.
Since Putz had a Sealand passport, Roy Bates decided he could be put on trial.
So he was put on trial for treason.
At the court, which is just like next to the kitchen?
It was in one of the legs of the, one of the levels of the legs of the fort.
And we had some members of the press there.
And we had our lawyers, our British lawyer's son was there,
all to see fair play.
And we read the charges, how do you plead, and he pled guilty
to treason, because it was, you know. And we fined him so many, I forget how much it
was, it wasn't a huge amount of money, and it never got paid, but he stayed with us for
another, I guess six weeks, I think it was.
The Bates family made Guerno Putz do chores, make coffee and clean toilets.
His wife had reached out to German officials and asked for their help bringing him home through
diplomatic channels. The German embassy contacted the British Foreign Office, but it didn't have any
luck. One official said if Putz is falsely imprisoned,
he is not falsely imprisoned on British territory.
And the British government said there was nothing they could or would do.
And British diplomats were saying that the Germans that were out on sea land
were victims of their own adventures. But so eventually the German embassy spoke to my mother
and asked to send a diplomat out.
So my mother said yes.
So anyway, we searched him and we took his diplomatic passport off him
and we stamped it with a Sealand Immigration Pass stamp
and then we took him inside and he said, you know,
I want to take Gernot Putz home.
My father said, no, you can't.
And he left without him, and he wasn't very happy.
But, of course, the mere fact that they communicated with us directly
and visited us directly, because no one else could or would,
is de facto recognition.
Because a German diplomat had visited Sealand, the family felt that they had finally fulfilled
all of the criteria of the 1933 Montevideo Convention.
The criteria of being a state is you must have population, well we obviously have that.
You must have territory, we have that. population. Well, we obviously have that. You must have territory.
We have that. You must have government. We have that. You must have the capacity to enter into
relations with other states. Well, we did that when the German ambassador visited. So I think
we're pretty much there. Gernot Putz was released a few days after the arrival of the diplomatic official.
Roy Bates told reporters that they had investigated and believed
that Putz had been misled
and manipulated into participating
in the takeover of Sealand.
By some accounts,
Gernot Putz was smiling
when he was released.
One paper reported that
he seemed happy
and posed for pictures.
Roy Bates said,
We're all friends now.
But Dylan Taylor-Layman says it's hard to know
how to understand this whole incident.
Some have speculated it was a publicity stunt.
Roy Bates had a way with reporters.
Others have said it was a very real and violent competition
to control Sealand,
one that Alexander Achenbach wasn't giving up on.
Alexander Achenbach claimed
that Roy Bates' repossession of the fort was
an act of piracy.
He announced that he had established
a Sealand rebel government in exile
with himself as its leader.
And then, Sealand passports began showing up
in unexpected places.
The Bays family told me that over the years
they personally issued maybe around 300 passports to close friends or associates of family members and things like that.
But in 1997, Gianni Versace, the fashion designer, was murdered in front of his own house.
And the guy who killed him eventually was holed up on a houseboat.
And the subsequent investigation, they found a Sealand passport
and a few other materials attesting to somebody's status as a Sealandic diplomat.
Police scratched their heads.
They followed up on the Sealand connection and realized what
Sealand was and so I believe it was Interpol got it got a hold of the Bates family to try to see
what the connection was to the murder of Versace of course the Sealanders had nothing the true
Sealanders had nothing to do with that but the investigation revealed that there was this
incredible amount of bootleg Sealand passports being issued by this gang of international criminals,
and that almost certainly led back to this government in exile.
The one set up by Alexander Achenbach.
There have been many reports of people all over the world using Sealand passports to try to claim immunity
from other countries' laws.
In 2000, police in Spain went to a man's office to arrest him for his involvement in
selling more than two million gallons of diluted gasoline.
The man showed them a diplomatic passport issued by the government of Sealand and claimed
immunity. Police soon discovered
that he was part of a group that sold forged Sealand documents, passports, and even degrees
from fake Sealand universities. People were paying between $9,000 and $55,000.
Police discovered that there were scams involving fake Sealand documents all over the
world. One man tried to use Sealand passports to secure a loan to purchase 1,800 cars. And someone
else used fake Sealand documents to get a loan for $22 million to buy two private planes.
There were links to the Russian mafia.
Apparently for years there had been this underground business in sealant documents that was successful enough that, you know, it fooled officials from other governments
and they, alongside just numerous other document forgery rackets.
I mean, you could buy sealantic doctorates,
you could buy various other titles that played on Sealand statehood.
You know what I was just thinking about? It's so funny that there's all these schemes,
potentially, for Sealand and what could happen. But like,
as big and grand as the dreams might have been, you can't actually do that much with a space that barely fits a family living on it.
You know, you're really pretty confined at how high your nation can grow if it's like the size of two tennis courts.
I mean, I suppose the same argument could be made for, you know, states
in the Pacific, for example. There are tons of little tiny island nations with a few thousand
residents, you know, at most that do a lot of trade with other countries. So, I mean,
a lot of the defenders of steel and statehood will make the argument that, you know, size isn't really material to the official status of your country.
But no, I mean, yeah, and I think that that's kind of been one of the more interesting parts of the story is trying to figure out how much the family truly, truly believed in the statehood aspect of this, or how much of it was, you know,
done with a little wink just in the name of getting the story told more broadly and things like that.
The Bates family continued to look for ways to use Sealand's independent status to make money.
Over the years, Sealand got involved in various business ventures that didn't work out.
Another pirate radio station, a pirate TV station, a Russian communication satellite, its own bank.
But it wasn't until 1999 that a venture really seemed to pick up steam and have some legitimate possibility and that's when these cyber punks
decided to meet with the sealandic family with the intention of setting up what they called a
data haven on the on sealand which was essentially like an offshore bank that the idea being that
they would be since they were in international waters, they could create their own rules for
what they wanted to host out there that might be illegal in other countries. So gambling,
websites, and things like that. I think the idea was to just have this free enterprise for web
hosting. At that point, internet laws with respect to boundaries of countries weren't entirely fleshed out,
and so it was kind of an uncertain and interesting experiment to see where this might go.
The experiment was the cover story on Wired magazine in the year 2000.
But it didn't end up working out.
As Cornell Law School professor James Grimmelman put it,
Sealand was never able to offer the kind of immunity from law
that digital rebels sought.
Over the years, Sealand has had interest from other parties.
The torrent site, Pirate Bay,
tried to raise money in 2007 to purchase Sealand.
There were rumors in 2012 that Sealand planned to host the servers for WikiLeaks.
But Michael says that they found a way to make money without getting involved with anyone else.
Now they have an online shop where you can buy Sealand shirts, mugs, and coins, or a Sealand title.
You can become a duke or duchess of Sealand for about $650.
Roy Bates died in 2012 at 91 years old.
His wife Joan died in 2016 at 86.
Michael's in charge of Sealand today.
He says he stopped living there when he got married,
but his kids grew up going out to the fort.
Sealand has solar panels and wind turbines now.
Michael says they're trying to do the green thing.
There's someone on the fort at all times, keeping an eye on things.
But it's nothing like it was before, in so much as, I mean, you can just pick up a mobile
phone and talk to people now. You haven't got the frustration of worrying about if a
boat's even going to come out, you know, like, if anybody knows you're there sort of thing,
you know.
It seems like this has been a lot of work over the years to hold on to.
What keeps you working on it?
Why do you want to keep Sealand going?
It's a legacy.
It's a legacy and it's, I mean, we can't let it go. Criminal is created by Lauren Spohr and me.
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Michael Bates' book about Sealand is Principality of Sealand, Holding the Fort.
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