Critical Role & Sagas of Sundry - Lost Odyssey: Godfall | Full Presentation

Episode Date: April 11, 2025

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to Lost Odyssey, Godfall. Godfall. We begin on a warm summer day. You are all members of the First Guard. First. A military organization of Absalom to defend it against outside invaders. But as new graduates, you have not been assigned inside the Jewel's city of Absalom. Instead, you are in the logging settlement of Marivon.

You are at a fort called Fort Scattery, but you have learned that the other soldiers who have been assigned here over the years have given it the name of Fort Scratch. And when you see the monotonous tally marks that they have made on the walls counting their days here, you realize... where that name has come from. Nothing has ever happened at Fort Scratch. But here you are. You've only been here a few days.

You constitute the entire regiment at Fort Scratch. You and your commander, a man named Willoughby. And so here on this day, one of you is up in the small makeshift watch tower, keeping watch during the day. Who do you think that might be? who might be on watch today? I'll take it. I think that definitely seems...

Great, great, and when we all look up at that watchtower, who do we see? We see a kind of squat, broad-shouldered, kind of green-scale, teal-scale, cobalt who is armored in kind of semi-rusted chain mail with a large, by his standards, great axe. Probably a standard-size-axe by any other entity that he leans upon.

But upon his armor, he also wears a large vest that kind of hangs loosely on it. Either probably won in a gambling game or still off somebody when they were sleeping. And cuffs, no sleeves, just cuffs that kind of hang loosely on it. And he just kind of sits at the top of that tower looking over, kind of the wind hitting his eyes. He blinks it. He goes, uh, someone's going to happen today, I tell you. Something's going to happen. Nice.

And I have two things to give you. One is... Yeah. Pass that down. And the other is you will start with one hero point. All right, so, and then somebody else, I think, would be tending the livestock. You don't have any horses here, but you do have some cows and chickens. Who would be tending the livestock today?

You want to do it? You want to do it. Yeah, okay. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll take care of those goats. Yeah?

Yeah, I'm there. Yes, and I'm practicing throwing corn at the goat's butt holes. Just to be clear, that's what I'm doing. Okay, excellent. And I'm fling... For what larger purpose? Because I'm bored and I hate being here. I gotcha.

Excellent, excellent. All right, and so when our Colobo Barbarian is looking down from the watchtower and sees you there, who does he see? He's seeing Sylph Bellancourt. Mm-hmm. And she is an elf. with kind of, you know, kind of tan skin. She has braids that are wrapped around her head.

Pretty swappily. Her outfit is kind of ragged, but she has a sort of keen look in her eye. She has really nice profile. She draws her own profile. She says so herself. She knows exactly what she can do. She dressed in very dark clothing,

and she's extremely. angry about being here. Okay. So she takes it out on the goats. Not to injure the goats. She's not a sadist. But she does just want to practice keeping up her roguish aim.

So she's just excellent. All right. And I think I have a little, I have a mini-herry. Ooh. That beautiful thing. It's really good. It's good, right? It's really good.

The braids aren't there, but everything else is there. Oh, wow. Nice. I love it. It matches your hair. Can I mention she's an auburn-haired goddess? Okay. George's, darling.

Yeah. All right, and we will also be giving you one hero point. Oh, yes. Yes, you can get that at any time you choose. Excellent. What was your name? Gentros. Oh, Gentros.

Gendros. Gendros. Excellent. It's only Gendros if you want, but Gensors is usually what I'd go by. Nice. Just a city. Paratro.

All right, and then somebody else has the very important task of chopping the firewood. Who do we think that might be today? I can do that. Okay, great, great. And who do we see there? Stop scribbling my notes about my companions. Yes.

And you see Palinon, who is a 6-5 elf. Okay. Who is 6-5. Six-5. There's a lot of elf. On the cover of men. Men's Esquire. Melf.

Melf. Listen, in my part of the world, the elves are very tall. I'm small for my size. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. That's fine. You know, I often got made fun of. Oh.

But it's okay. I've learned to rise above that and also I have special skills because I'm dollars. And that makes me very good protecting people because I can see threats from far away. I am a cleric, but I am also a sword and shield-wielding, protector of all my travelers. Wearing a green, long green tunic, rope, cloak thing. With some brown, no, it's brown with some green. It's like the trees.

Very tall trees around as I'm imagining. There are, yes. But a green, blended with the trees. Yes. What do you smell like? What y'all smell like? Forrest? I have not heard that question at the table before.

I'm amazed. Smells like Forrest. All right, here you are. You're sweet. Big ass sword there. Oh yeah. That's a two-handed for sure. But I can do it one-handed.

Okay. I actually can't. Yes. That's a humble brag right now. Yeah, I know. Well, elves, as you'll notice, we have high confidence left. I like the turn of my cheek.

He can do it with one hand. He can do it with one's head. Very multi-talentive race. There you go. Or back row. All right. And then, so nearby, for where he is, there's somebody who is tending your garden. You do have to supply your own food.

And I thought it might be you. Oh. Hi, I'm a plant. I'm actually just a little plant. And I have an acorn head. Okay. With a little clap on it. And everything else is just kind of wavy plant alarms.

Mm-hmm. There's a little mushroom, just a little mushroom fellow. His name's Mushy. Mushy. Mushy. And he just sort of hops around with me. But I'm very small. How small?

Oh, I'd say like a foot tall. A foot tall. Okay. Wow. Are you the garden? Pretty much. I'm pretty much the garden. And what gets a foot tall plant into the military?

Oh, I just, I love going places. Okay. I'm meeting new people. And, you know, I feel like I just came into being like, like, sentient. Oh. So I just want to learn about all the things. She's a baby. She's a baby.

She's a baby. She's the only one I don't hate, okay? What did you say your name was again? I'm Audrey. Audrey. Now, you have to forgive us. I think if we made a figure to scale, it might get lost. Look at that!

Oh, goodness. Wow. That's your stuff. I love it. That would be awesome. It's so good. Yeah. Okay.

And then, oh, I'm sorry. I have a paper. Yeah, you're going to need that. Okay. Okay. And then finally, generally speaking, one of you will take a turn sitting with your commander, Willoughby. Willoughby is 80 years old. He has actually been at Fort Scratch.

His entire career, he was assigned here 60 years ago. ago. And one of you will generally sit with Willoughby so that he can regale you with his stories of his career, almost all of which involve chopping wood, gathering vegetables from the garden and tending to the livestock because nothing ever fucking happens here. Is his name again? Willoughby. Oh, he's, oh, yeah, that's a Willoughby. Yes.

So I'm guessing it's you who's taking the turn to hear Willoughby's stories today? I will. Okay, excellent. And who is Willoughby speaking to? Well, he'll be speaking on sorts. With a person called Bronwyn, who is very cool and elf half half.

Yeah, half elf. Leaves Elf Half Half School. Half Half, half, half omen. About five, ten, around there. Kind of hazel eyes with a little bit of shimmer in them. Grayish, blackish hair, you know, and it is whatever the figurine looks like. And then, well, oh yeah.

Oh yeah, Ranger, so, you know, loves them bows and arrows and hand crossbows and crossbows, you know. And it has a familiar, which is a little cat. And her accent changes all the time. the time. You get into sense of that. A little bit. Just like a little bit here and there because she grew up in all parts of the whole region.

So she kind of uses her accent abilities to get through situations. I like that very much. Can I ask one quick question? Yeah. Yeah. What do you smell like? I wanted to say teen spirit, but I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that.

No, I think kind of like a amber, like a little bit of amber and frankincense. Franken Sims. Oh. Okay. Excellent. Well, here you are. Look, look down there. Look at the cats.

You got the cat. You got the cat. I just got a button. Yeah, that's what I was hoping. The cat is Catherine, I believe. Yes, Catherine. So with a C or C. It's with a C.

It's with a K. Yeah, with a K. With a K. But yeah, when you, when you shorten it to cat, it still is with a cat. It's still a cat. Yeah, yeah. And there is your here.

Oh, wow, I finally get one. Yeah. Yeah, use it wisely. Okay. You are. Sorry. So here you all are. The day like any other day.

And let's give, let's start off with a perception check from everybody. Okay. Sure. No way, we got this. I'm so good at it. Oh, no. Nothing. Completely.

Like an actual one on my first. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. Welcome to the table. Oh, no. You're one foot tall. How can you see anything?

I can't sit anything through this grass. Yeah, yeah. Big 20, yeah. Just give it a roll. Sif has a... Can my mushroom make a perception check? Absolutely. Whoa.

I guess I could do our familiar. 14. Okay. And you add your perception? Six. Oh, yeah. Mushroom much more perceptive. That's 20.

That's on the shade. Well, not an edge. It's 20. I have a sylphazzo 14 plus 6. It would be 20. 20. 14. 14? Okay, yeah. All right. And? Look, I'm in a tower. I have a very good view. It's true.

You five. I'll see everything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's funny. You actually are the very last to figure this out, and it's probably because you are up in the tower. Not no fault of your own. But those of you who are on the ground, especially you with the 20, you start to feel the ground. shake underneath you. I was flicking the pieces of corn at the goats and it starts to maybe on the ground, maybe to tremble. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the goats are reacting to it as well. They rolled very well on their perception checks. Oh, good. And yeah. And I say, idiots, idiots, I think there's something happening, okay?

Yeah, and, you know, there have been earthquakes in this area. It's not unheard of, but it's 30 seconds. 45 seconds, a minute goes by and is still happening. Now you are feeling it this makeshift tower is starting to shake a little bit. I told you something's happening today. I was right. You do not say it. I said it first. Gentrow, do not take my thing.

I know it was small of a share responsibility. You always do this to me. Oh, we're good teammates. I look it. Fellas, fellas, come on. You don't have to talk like this to each other. And above you, above you, now you look up and you, you look up and, you know, And the sky is starting to darken around you.

I don't like that. Yeah, and... And it is my character. It's almost as if night is falling, but you look up and you see it's... It's as if there was an eclipse happening. But instead of a body passing in front of the sun, it looks like something is actually spiraling out of the sun,

this moat of blackness coming out and covering up the sun Until the sky above you is dark. You can even see the stars here in the middle of the day. The entire star sky above you. I can see. Audrey, you're screwed. Photocyticist is not going to happen again. Audrey, please, get her some medicine or something.

Uh-oh. What are we doing to do? It's your catchphrase. It's a problem. Uh-oh. Right. Right. Right.

And as you continue to watch now, those stars, that were there for a moment are starting to be blocked out. But not because the sun has returned. They're being blocked out by an enormous figure, a figure of what looks like a man in full plate mail with a full helmet on, taking up the sky above you. And you, as a cleric, you recognize this figure immediately. This is your father's god.

This is Gorham. Gorum, the Lord of Iron, the champion of victory and battle and courageous honor. Gorum appearing above you in the sky. But this immortal God, this God that you have always been brought up to believe is undefeatable. There's something terribly wrong with you. There's a gash through his soul. through his side. You can see it.

In inconceivable that a god would have this kind of wound, but it's gushing blood above you. And as you watch, the wound seems to be growing larger. It grows and splits until Gorham's very body is breaking into pieces. The blood pouring down over you, and he breaks into a thousand shards like a pane of glass, shooting out everywhere. And then just like that, it's gone.

The sun is back, shining a normal day. The ground settles down beneath your feet. Willoughby, completely unaware that anything has happened. He's going to ask. Asks you for a drink of water. Okay.

I would like to make a religion check on the God Gash. Okay. Okay, yeah. Oh, it's a four. It's sick. Eight. Eight.

Yeah, you've never heard of anything. On my little tiny leaf legs, I want to run up over here to Palinand. Yeah. Whoa, did you see that? Yes. Oh, wow. Something I never thought I would see in my lifetime. What?

Father would have. My father would be. So, heartbroken. Oh. Yeah. I wanted to be here. I didn't have a time. I'm sorry.

I was okay. I know not what this means his coming and his disappearing, but surely it was leading us somewhere. But I'm not crazy. No. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. I wouldn't say it's a good side at all.

I wouldn't say it's good. It doesn't feel good to me. The Willoughby? Nothing? Willoughby didn't even notice. What? Notice what? Exactly. Littleby.

Oh my God. Please put him up to the pasture one day. to the pasture one day. Please. Please. Still up in the tower? I'm starting to climb down a little bit of a thing. I'm looking at my half eating biscuit and seeing if it's real fuzzy. Maybe I had something too long because that was crazy.

Right. Yeah. And as you're starting to climb down, you take one last look up at the sky and it is a clear day. But you two see one thing up there. Just one small. one small dot that seems to be getting a bit larger. What's happening again? Oh my goodness. Raise me going coming.

Is Gentero, are you seeing this? Are you... Oh, if they're going to have finally? For the first time. Okay, I'm doing a perception of 70 plus six. Yeah, you see it too. There is definitely something large falling out of the sky, heading directly for your courtyard. I don't like that. Well, can I pick you up, Audrey? I need your consent.

I would like to pick you up and run the hell out of here. I leap into your arms, yeah. Okay. We are going to leave because this seems like really bad stuff, and I could care less if you want to come with us. Leave Willoughby, tie him down, and we are gone. And I just start running into the forest. We are free.

We are free, Audrey. Well, I suppose we should move out of the way of the following object nest. Willoughby, I'll protect you. Yeah. Jump in front of Willoughby. Oh, wait. Just make sure you're paying close attention

to how well I protect you. And send that up the chain. I have to know how strong I was in this moment. I hold my ass, I'm ready to bat it, whatever it is back. Yes. You're a green nozer. You're such a green nozer. So green, that's a compliment.

And as you do that, you see this object flying down lands maybe 10 feet from you in the courtyard. Joe, misting. Crashes down into the ground, leaving a crater where your fire pit usually is. This steaming hole in the ground. This will be actually noticed and is very grateful to you for moving him out of the way.

Cool, sir. How are you the disposal, sir? What do we do? Should we, should we take a look at it? You're the commanders? Yes. Yes, yes, I suppose I am. We secured the permanent...

Not sure. We're not discerting. Not deserted. Not deserted. Excellent, excellent, yes, yes. Very secure. Yeah. Soldiers, forward to the crater.

Okay. Chew! Let's go! And I'm gonna grab an apple and just start eating it. Yes. And be kind of like casually observing the whole thing. Okay. I'd like to see if it's natural or...

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And in the middle of it, you see a giant helmet. Not a plant. What do you guys see? Not a plant. A giant helmet. Oh, thank you. Oh, how sweet. Yeah.

It's, it is about. It is about six feet long. And it looks very familiar. It looks very much like the one that you saw Gorham wearing up in the sky. And here it is lying in this. Important question. Yes. Is there a head in it?

That would be a, that is a really good question. That's an awesome question. I think someone might have to climb down into the crater to find out. Yeah, I'll go down. Okay. Okay. So Audrey inches her way. I'm going to like, like, I'm going to take like a seed pipe.

and likes a snowboard. Oh, okay. So cute. Yeah, really cute. Right down. I like that. Keep it cute. She's so cute.

She's the only one I thought of race. Okay. Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, okay. So you get down there, and now you have a pretty good view of it. I flip it like a skateboard. Oh yeah, cool.

Yeah. And no, the helmet seems to be empty. Oh, good news. There's no head. What's she? she say? I don't understand her that time. One more time.

There's no head. Oh, actually, I heard it that time. There's no head. Okay, good. That was no hand. Okay, cool. More hand. Also no hand.

Yeah. No hands. Okay, because usually with the head, arms and the hands. Okay. This is good because one time I saw a whale beach on the beach. Yes.

It's very stinky, okay? Like a cheese you do not want to eat. Did it still have a head? The smell had a head on us. Of course. Okay. Okay. So, yeah, so here's this helmet.

It's enormous. It looks like it's glowing hot. Whoa. But you're close enough now that it's strange. You don't feel any heat coming home. Huh. I'm going to approach. That's a really good question.

We're two for two now, my little nervous. Yeah, and as you look up and look around, you do see, not coming towards you, but often the distance, you do see some little streaks of things falling in the sky all around you. Nothing nearby, but it's definitely very visible. Is it relevant to like understand what it's made out of? Oh, yeah. I like that. May I touch it to see if it's vibrating any energy or something. Yeah, one hand.

Just one hand. Yeah, you absolutely can. I mean, it looks like an iron helmet, but, you know. I climb down into the, the night ago. Okay. Climb down into the small pit that's there. Yep. Thank you.

I'll approach the object. You for your service. Holy man, I'll protect you. Thank you. I'm gonna come up to the edge. Thank you. You're so thirsty, Gendro. Thank you, Master Gendro.

Be ready to pull out my bow. Are you maintaining the sort of casual attitude, even though the apple's done? Yeah. Yeah. Once the apple's done, I was almost the throat of the pit. Guys, I was just about to explore this. No, no, yeah, yeah, no, it's fine.

I'm just watching. Eating apple, Brunwin, yours. Yeah, but like I finish it. I approach and I feel what I, what I feel is a vibration as I approach it, but I have to. You're the red hot helmet, you're putting your hand on. Oh, it's red hot. Yeah.

Well, I have a special number. It is a husband. I don't know my hand up yet. When you, I'm about to touch it. And I realize, I'm about to touch it. My sensory perception is very hot. Because as you get close to it, you don't feel a heat. It's glowing.

Yeah, it doesn't feel like heat actually. It feels just like energy. So more of an energy form versus a heat form. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it might be safe. Can I do an underworld lore? Like I'm good at kind of surveying things and seeing what they would cost. What they would cost?

Okay, yes, yes. Like I would convince them for? Yeah, yeah. You guys know about my past. I don't even need to go into it. Yeah, who would take this? Where would we take this? I would melt this down.

Yeah, melted this. That's what I was thinking. We will go somewhere else. We will. Well, I mean, well, as it right now, there's nothing else. It's good real estate. Continue. It's like four people in there.

Oh, like eight of her. Yeah. For her. For my phone. For my phone. For you. I'm going to roll. Is it Gentro?

Gentro. My phone was Genetros. My phone was Genrelling. Good. You got it 18. You got it 18? Oh, yes, I got an 18. Okay, with an 18, you know that anything,

if it is truly from the gods, name your price. I mean, this is a priceless object. I want to melt it down. We cannot be traced. Listen, I'm telling you about fencing things. We must dispose of this, so no one knows. It's valuable.

We take whatever metal this is, we melt it down. We put it in bars. We open an insom. Somewhere near a seaside, you know? Yeah! That would be beautiful. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So I think he said this means something to his dad,

and I think that's important. I think God might be dead. And we should maybe do something about that. Very insightful. Yeah. So very insightful. Yeah. So what have you decided about touching, not touching?

What do you think? I'm approaching it, feeling the heat, and what seems like, steam. Also, my sense is not as hot as it seems to the body, but more energetically hot. And as I approach, I'm allowed to put my hand on the... You gonna try it? Yeah. I was gonna put it on the helmet. I'm gonna put a supportive leaflet. That's...

To ground me further. Thanks for that. Very nice, very nice. Yeah. So you put your hand on it and... and it feels like cold iron. But remarkably, as your hand makes contact with it, it starts to change size. It's shrinking very slowly down. The helmet or the helmet? Your hand is fine.

My hand! I'm not known as tiny hands. Touch it so cool and his hand is so tiny. So small and his hand is so tiny. What? Guys? They're all threatening. I'm like, that sucks.

That would be fun. We'll all be wildly disfigured by the end of this is out. Yes, I'm here for it. The helm of transfiguration. I want to do this. But it is definitely changing. Are you staying in contact with? Yes.

Okay. So you keep in control. Feels like my hand is shrinking, but it's not. Actually, it's not. It looks like your hand is growing larger. My hand is getting bigger. Yeah, and very slowly, it continues to shrink until it reaches a size that looks perfect for your head.

Oh, fantastic. That's palatastic. And there it is. I laugh in astonishment and look around to everybody else. You're the only one paying attention. I'm saying, put it on. I'm evaluating it. Is anybody else paying attention?

Oh, yes. It's not for your Cinderella? Put it on, man. Come my ex-in-do- me. I say, really? Really? Yeah, la-la-la. Duret.

It's not. It's not. I don't believe in the curses, regardless. Yeah. If you put it on, if anything we're gonna happen, I will shoot you with this arrow. I know. Don't worry about it.

Thank you. Don't worry about. I will stab you in the heart and touch your fingers off. Okay. Always loving of your support. Travelers. Yeah. I kneel down to pick up the helmet.

Okay. Yeah. It's heavy. It feels very, yeah. Out of the earth. What style of helmet is it? It's a full face-covered helmet. Is it a hinged?

No, no, it just has like a little slit there. Oh, one piece. No flip-up. It is. It's old school. He's too pretty for that. Dark, dark, dark, black room. Dark ray-ish.

Yeah. Yeah. And I sized it up. It's actually very nondescript for a. It's got a nice, it's got a very nice latch in the back because it's a god, so it's like, it's like a modified one. He modified it so it's easy pull. Okay.

It doesn't mess up the hair. That's right. I'm astonished by the technology. This is something. I don't know. I don't know what I know because I'm just in this place. Palinanon, for sure. And what do I know about technology and science?

But I wonder, Palinanon wonders. And so he puts on the head and puts on the helmet. Yes. Which now has a head. Your head! It's a head helmet. Yes. And hands.

Now a head helmet. Excellent. So you put on the helmet. And very, very brief, you have a glimpse of something. It's a wooden wheel, and it's spinning clockwise, crazily spinning. And there's a glowing sigil in the middle of this spinning. And it's just for a moment that's gone.

But you feel somehow that this is some kind of a glimpse into your destiny. Whatever it is that you are meant to become, this vision somehow connects to that. What is the situation? Of? Is it an out? Yeah, give me a religion check.

Let's see if it's something that you know. Is that a 20? Yeah. Uh-huh. Oh, 11 is not very good. 17. 17 is not very good. 17 is good. Yeah, you think that,

The sigil has something to do with flight. It's not a religious symbol, but it has something to do with flight. And in this moment, as he is experiencing this with the helmet, you hear Willoughby's voice calling out to you. And he says, soldiers! Perhaps you could come to me? And he gathers you around and he says, this thing that has come to us. I believe it must be of some great importance. Your shit, Sherlock.

Thank you, Audrey. Always a wise. Yeah. Wise quick. Yes. I think there is a quest that must be fulfilled here. I have waited all my life for something to happen to give me me purpose and now that it has happened I think my life has passed me by I'm so sorry I'm so sorry it's you have this effect I understand I've had this effect on many

many soldiers many women for it scratch but I I feel I must pass this on to you five I believe the best course of action would be to take this item to the city of a Oh, I've heard of it. Oh, I've heard of it. Is it how many bits to get there? It is eight bits. Eight bits. And none the richer.

I know the commander there. Her name is Jamon Deluxe. Ooh. And she is a bit eccentric, but I believe that she is the one who will be able to take responsibility for this item and see that it's a bit eccentric. that she is the one who will be able to take responsibility for this item and see that it is cared for properly. Will you agree? I'm going to get monies. Now I...

You are, I am training you so well. Oh, so good. Not enough, you will stab someone in the part and you will not take care. No, no. I'm not. I'm very proud of you. Okay. Will you take on this quest?

Well, I... I will personally. I will personally. Yes. We would love to do this, of course, but we would need all of our paperwork filled out, excusing us from duty for the rest of our lives. That's true. Recommendations.

Recommendation, all of the paperwork together so that we don't ever have to come back here. I mean, it is just a negotiation. Yes, I am more than happy to put in a strong recommendation for all of them to be assigned to a more exciting place than this. Although, I would say, after today, Fort Scratch is kind of the place to be. Yeah, it's pretty happening. Okay, I was just kidding. Definitely put a mark on it in the ground.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Helmets the spot. So who carries the helmet? That's a very good question. Who will carry that? Well, you know, I am so trustworthy. I think that's... It's fit, yeah. Okay, no, no.

It's fine. It's fine. You shrunk your hand to get it, so it's only fair. That's right. That's right. I agree it. Helen, don't take it. It would have been a funny track to go down, but maybe it'll happen earlier.

Something like that. I fire a spell. Who knows? We can wait for it. You didn't catch it. I threw it to you. Friends, I will take this. I will take this helmet.

Cool. I will guard it with all the protection I can as I do you. We'll relinquish it when necessary to the proper. Here, here. Oh, of course. Oh, yes. Yes. Not to mention my last god, but we'll talk about it.

To go. Goblin's tears. Clunk, clunk. Clutch. I don't smell on the clump. The infinity guide. Pazah. Massail, what sale?

Marcel. So, you head out on the road. It's about a day's journey. And this city that you are very familiar with, the orderly streets, is in chaos. The streets, the buildings are awash in blood. It seems that whatever it was that fell out of the sky here, they were drenched in the blood of a god. And here, even a day or two later,

you see, people are standing dumbstruck. People have no idea what to do, how to process this. And then there's others, there's a line of people who have loaded up their carts and are leaving in fear of what has happened to their city and what might come next. So this city is in chaos right now. You can see the few guards that are.

around are trying to maintain order somehow and this is the city that you you will enter into you think you probably know where the barracks are just from your basic knowledge of the city do you want to you can usually smell it it's where the horses are so very true I would like to any rich person I see I will pickpocket them okay okay yeah yeah good start good start yeah I would oh 16 plus Civary is 21 a 20 is absolutely successful. That is well done. I'm going to roll on my prepared table of pocket trinkets. Oh, fantastic. And you come out with a...

Every DM has one of these. And you come out with a copper fish, a small copper fish that this family has had in their generations for good luck, absolutely valueless to anyone but this family who treasures it with their life. Where can I melt this shit? Give me a blow torch. Some kind of fire. Always, always with the melting. Everything must be melted. Everything must be melted. Everything must be melted.

I get it. You know, brother. Smelt this. All right. All right. All right. Are you headed towards the barracks? Yeah, the backs. Yes. For all the folks that are sort of in the streets, you know,

confounded, covered in blood, would you shout like, give off! Okay, excellent. It's helpful. Okay, so. Is that another one of your funny jokes, Cantrose? No, I'm trying to be helpful.

May I, may I lick a lot of blood? Just want to eat a little blood. Oh, there's as much blood as you'd like. Yeah, okay. It is, it tastes. What does it taste? It is, it is salty. Oh, God blood, salt. It is, yeah, it is.

It does taste fairly familiar to normal blood. normal blood. I'm assuming you've had some blood at all kinds of things. Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. There doesn't seem to be any magical properties to it at this point. Well, damn. Yeah, I know. I wanted you to grow up to you know, and then we could, you know, oh wow. Have your hand on the helmet? After a couple of days, does it quagulating, you know, it's like, is it? Yeah, you're right. You know, it is, you do notice that in some places it is starting to thicken. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you think this is going to be a city of scabs pretty soon if somebody doesn't mop the place up.

Not so hot. Yeah. I'm striking. Beating to it. All right, so you head to the barracks. And the barracks is quite a nice building, actually, surprisingly well ornate and with a roof made of tortoise shells. And there's a beautiful courtyard here. And in the courtyard, there are human-sized statues of three well-known deities.

You recognize them all well. There is Toraag, the god of protection. There is Aomede, the god of honor, who is your god. And there is Gorum, the god of battle. And you can see across Gorum's chest, somebody has scrawled the words false god in what is presumably his own blood. And the doors to the barracks are there, and there are a couple of guards standing in front of the doors. They look almost as dumbstruck as everyone else, but there they are. I say to them.

Yeah. I say, hello. Hello. We are here. We wish to ask questions of anyone of higher rank, if possible, within these walls. We have come from another place. Scratch, the nickname, perhaps you've heard of it. Oh, yeah.

That we'd like to come out of the type. Thank you. Yeah. We'd like to come in, see what's going on in there. A lot of blood's been falling. Yeah, yeah, listen, pal, we have a very, very chaotic scene here. So unless you have something very important, I'm just going to ask you to come back later.

Would the helm of the god that's just been seen? Slame. Would that be? That be... Oh, sorry, Gorham. But I don't know what you advertise it. Oh, I mean, maybe. Gormly.

Perhaps if we did. He said something about a helmet, is it? Oh, he's so funny. You're so funny. Oh, she got hitting the helmet. She's making a joke. She's so funny. All right.

All right. You need a foots scattered. So seriously, why are you here? Because we're very, very overwhelmed. Well, and it's not because of a helmet from a god. Yes, Brahmin is so pretty, but so not, you know, we need to talk to Hambone Deluxe. Oh, yes, we need to talk to handball.

We really need to do that. Jean-Bond de lube. And I'm going to do an intimidate. Delu. Oh. Oh. This is a secret mission. We must speak to Handbone Deluxe.

Yeah. I mean like a height man. It's not about the helm of you. I'm going to do a little. Yeah. Go to this. Oh, no. It's a nine.

Okay. He's a nine. Yeah. This is a hardened veteran soldier. And he says, I think maybe you should go back to Fort Scratch. Okay, let me. The cutest, tiniest little plant walks up to his little pant cuff and goes, Excuse me, mister.

Hi. Could you please, please, pretty, please? let me and my friends through to see Hamborn relax. Please. I'm assuming this is more of a diplomacy angle. Yeah. And I just make my little, my little tiny, flat eyes really big. Uh-huh, uh-huh, okay, yeah.

Yeah, let's give it a try. He has a heart somewhere in there. Oh, did she roll a natural 20? That's like 20. What? No, really? Yes! These dice are not so. Okay.

Well, then, go ahead. I step forward to... Yeah. and explain that in brief detail, the story of what befell us not long ago. Okay, I'm sorry. Talking about yes for the first time the helm of Gorham, because it seems that

maybe we can win favor by announcing that it appears that Gorham has been defeated by someone. Unknownst to us, unnotes to us, mystical power. And so maybe we will be herald that's saviors. Interesting. Okay. Are you showing him the helmet? I have, we have hid, we've hidden it.

You have it, man. We gave it to you. You have it. Oh, I have it. Oh, I'm wearing it. I, in fact, well, I was given, but they were, you had to put it on it because who knows? Yeah.

We'd still have to tell him that that was. So eyeing the huge statue, you and saying, look, this helmet is the same as that helmet. Okay, yeah, yeah, you kind of standing next to it and yeah. Yeah, see? We brought you, girls. See, it's a lot smaller. I put my hand on it.

Everyone thought, everyone thought that my hand was getting smaller or bigger, but it was the helmet getting smaller. It's a little bit smaller. That last detail really baffles it. But overall, very effective. So, yeah, Roley, what do you think that is? Is that, is that... I mean, it could be religion or... I think it's, you know, like a performance or diplomacy,

something along those lines? Diplomacy, saying, John. You could get a little mean about it and make it intimidation if you want. Convention. Invention. It's convention. Do it under convention.

Yeah. At a convention? Yeah, it's convincing. It's convention. It's convention. You get plus six in conventions. There is my... God, I wish I got plus six in the convention.

Diplomacy is so... I always feel like I'm operating at minus four. Yeah, you're like at least minus four to six. Yeah. Six and... Oh, okay. Oh, great. So that's just ten.

Where? We're... You have a plus four? I think so. Yeah. You know? Shoot. Okay. But you know what? I am going to give you a plus two because you have this helmet.

have this helmet, so you're showing it off. It's pretty convincing. You feel like he's starting to come around to this idea. Anything else that anybody can do for this girl? I will show my breasts. Oh, this is good. It's a one. It has once before.

It's a one circumstance per breast. Are you showing both? Or you starting with one? I will show only one because you cannot show all the goods. And I would say, listen, just look aside. We need to see handball. Okay.

And it's not, it's acrobatics. It's a 13. No, it's a 13. Yeah. Six. That's a 19. A 19. Listen, these guys lead a heart life. Just the run.

They don't get out a lot. It's been a traumatic day, and this is the most amazing experience they have had in a while. They open the doors and let you in. It's the bigger one. I saw them the bigger one. There's a bigger one. Thanks. Everyone has natural imbalance.

Thanks for letting me try my way first. You know what? I'm trying to be a better team player. It always wins yours, but we try to do other things. It was tagged in there, okay? I just need to be the closer. All right, so here you are. No.

No. Yes. Where's my hero coin for my breast? Now you don't get one. If you ask for my breast. Could I have a hero coin for my birth? Yes. Certainly a can.

Not for your brain. Not for the brave action that you took that happened to involve your boob. All bodies are beautiful. All bodies are beautiful. All bodies are beautiful. Very great, yeah. That's why people choose Pathfinder. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, totally. That's the only reason. That's it. We solved it. Good night, everybody. Thanks for joining it. Make sure to just tune in next time. No, look around.

I got two more hero ones to move forward. Hey guys, I've got a lot of hero friends. Oh, my God. Oh, chicken, bag. This game gets crazy. Okay. Okay, here we are. You're walking into the barracks at an Atari,

this beautiful, orderly city that is now awash in the divine blood of of the fallen god. It's depleted in here. There's very few people, the soldiers that are here seem to be flustered, scared, anxious. But sitting there at the back in what is damn near a throne is a woman in chain armor, seeming, leaning back, seeming quite relaxed and prepared

for this moment. And she is giving out orders, interacting with her underlings, and takes no notice of you. Do you think this is Hermann Holwit? She seems to implement. Palinon, do your palli thing. Let's go. We're behind you. Yeah, we are.

Oh, speak to them. You're the only one with any dignity here. Let's be honest, okay? If I may, can I keep my breast on your shoulder? Of course. Okay, rest of course. Good luck. Okay.

And now, you're on. You're on his shoulder, the mushrooms on your shoulder. Okay, good, good. So we're building. Okay, excellent. But the first of all of adventurers. You approach, yeah. What was Mrs. Name do we know?

Hamon. Oh, this is the Hammond. Ammon Deluxe. Presum. We think. Yes. Lady Hamon, I presume. It's Commander Deluxe, but yes.

Commander DeLux, excuse me. Commander Deluxe, guys. Commander Deluxe. Copy that. Commander Deluxe. I salute. Salute. She's very, yeah, she's very formal. Thank you. Thank you for taking us in. It has been a day and a journey, as I was telling you. Fellow comrades out near the gate.

I'm surprised they let you in, quite frankly. It's a surprising reason why they have. I see, okay. Let us in because of the experience we had away from here. And when we came the event that we had... They're well in doubt. group of- has created ventures.

It's all behind the mask, great, so it's like, blah-g-bring, oh, oh. Dude, I can't see me. I can't see it. Oh, that's right. Oh, sorry. Who the hell are you? I'm sorry to handle.

Did you show them your breast? I'm getting tired of this. Wait a minute. My bit is old? Pardon me for that. My first time wearing this helmet. Yes. It has a magic ability that it feels so comfortable.

It feels as if I'm not even wearing a helmet. This helmet, this helmet, good lady, this helmet, thank you. This helmet, good lady, is from we believe. Commander. Commander, Lady, Commander. Lady Commander, from the God Gorham, who we saw up here out of nowhere. Incredibly tall. As a mountain, died disintegrated helmet on the ground.

But it shrunk. We carried it here. A bridged version. Recap. So, we know not what to do with this. Helmut, we are here to consult with you. As this is a god that you are set with quite a bit. It seems like walking in.

Yes, yes, of course. Of course, and we all, of course, saw the god die up in the heavens. Oh, you saw it too. It was very large. Look at our streets. I mean, we weren't so lucky to get a helmet. We got blood in torrents of blood. That's where the head was.

But how do you know for sure that this is the helmet of the god? Listen. Commander Willoughby sent us. You know the incontative one over in Skitchie? At Fort Scratch. Scratch. This happened at Fort Scratch. Nothing ever happens at Fort Scratch.

Scratch that, because now it has. Indeed. Put us on the map. Amazing. Helmet fell. Look at how small his hand is. It was big. It was big.

And now it's little. Now it's very small. Yeah. How is it possible? Right? I did feel, I did feel, I did feel a buzzing. An energy surround my body as I walked toward

What was a very hot helmet, but as I got closer, it seemed to cool to my touch and I was allowed to place my hand. Hot helmet is actually the new title of this show, by the way. It's the name of my band. You rocked Coachella last year. So good, hot helmet. He gets off on plate mail, you can tell. And where's hot helmet? So anyway, I'm not...

Yes. This is what happened. Yes. Good sir. We know not what to do with this helmet. Woman. Good woman. Commander, lady. Lady Commander, what say you?

It is an amazing story. May I take the helmet? Please. Excellent. Yeah, so she takes it and she seems somewhat skeptical, but as she touches it, you see it shrinks just slightly. Her head a little bit smaller than yours and resizes itself to fit her.

to fit her and she sees this and is amazed. Of sadness washes over my mother. Did you think it was just for you? Oh, poor little paranoid. Silent tears. It's like a dog. It greets everybody, but it likes you best. Still hard news.

Still hard news to take for the first time. She gathers you closer now. She doesn't really want everybody else in the barracks to know about us. They smell. They will know. There are people who are around us in the very right. I'm the wrong guy.

There are soldiers coming in and out. It's very active here, but. Okay. Probably a solid 15. Yeah, I would say, yes. Occasionally 15, more like 8 to 10. Okay, 8 to 10. Don't push it.

I got it. Yeah, just want to stay grounded. Yeah, great. So she calls you all forward and says, this, this is, I don't know what this means. I don't know what anything that's happened in these days, these days means, but I do recognize how important this is. Unfortunately, my city is in chaos.

We are barely holding things together here. I cannot possibly leave. I must ask that you take this journey one step further. This must go to Absalom. Why? This must go to the path, Finder Society in Absalom. They will know how to take care of an artifact this important.

Absolutely. And she hands it back to you. And you feel it slightly change and shift in your hands. I can get you there quickly and safely if you will allow me. Commander Deluxe. Yes. We all feel so badly for your town and your plight. I do appreciate that.

We have been sent on this mission by Commander Willoughby, which is, you know how he is. Yes, yes. What we would need or desire from you is, you know, letters of recommendation, shorting tenure, some kind of maybe allowances for our sacrifice in this moment. I see. So this incredibly important thing has fallen out of the sky.

Your commanding officer has given you orders, and we are negotiating. I would merely ask your favor. She seems strangely compelled. It was just a clavicle guy. That's all we need. Which will empower you hope. Testis area.

Now I know how you got in. She says, of course if you were to accomplish this task. This jambon gemon Germant journey. The Jamon Jellment Journey, yes. Of course, I would be happy to put in a good word for all of you. Not because we bargained for it, but because you deserve it

as someone who has completed an important task. Yeah, we did. And we were so we could have not shown you the helmet. Yes, exactly. We could have absconded with the helmet. I mean, I did say. I hope this thing. didn't occur to you though, right? You're a good loyal soldier.

I'm just simply naming another option. Pretty loyal. I'm like 90% loyal. Okay. That's good. That's good. For us, I mean, here like 80 is the base one. Exactly.

So 90, we're very happy to have it. Yes, exactly. It's healthy. Excellent. All right. So you will take this task on and you will head to the jeweled city of others. Of course. Of course.

Happy to serve. Cheers again. Yes, and Commander Deluxe, the mess we're making here, but yes, yes, yes, cheers. All right, so Commander Deluxe walks you out and says, I can provide you with quick travel to Absalom. Many days journey, I don't want you out on the roads with this incredibly powerful item.

So I will send you to the captain of a ship. It is called the Infernal Exile. And- Cool, yeah, I better write that, though. The captain there, if you tell her that I sent you, and you give her this, and she pulls out what seems to be a large, dusty femur bone. And she hands it over to you and says,

give the captain this and tell you. Tell her I sent you. Is this a ham bone? I'm just a hem bone. I'm just a fever. It's a femur bone. It's a femur bone. Whoa.

Yeah. Uh, Infernal. Give her this and she, she owes me one last favor. It's a femur bone of a ham. You can't have a femur bone of a hand. You can have a femur bone of a pig.

Once it's a ham, it no longer has a femur. I was told that the creature's name with the There will be a bone from. You don't know what kind of. Hams we have here. I don't know what you're eating up in for it scratch. We have a ham farm. We've been raising...

I ham from one. We had so many haminals. What's this captain's name? You don't want me asking. Captain Bagstock. Ah, old bagstock. Yes. Hey, I've heard legends.

Ah, yes, yes. Something about the bags. From decades ago, I imagined. Yeah, from around. It was nice. Good to hear those legends. I don't remember. Well, that'll be fine.

Okay. Yeah. You will make your own legend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He went to menstrual school, but he did not finish. He did. Menstru. Menstru.

Oh my God. That's what we have going on here. It's true. That's what he was doing. Shark attack here. So, yes, so she says you will go to the infernal exile. You will give this to the captain, and the captain will take you. Captain.

To Absalom. And as she goes, she points you in a direction and says, go that way to the infernal exile. And as she leaves, you realize that she's pointing inland. What? Clydeus. She says, follow the road that way, and you will come to the infernal exile. And off she goes.

Ah. I would have rather had a concrete reward before we do this. But, okay, I negotiated something, you know? Yeah, but like, What? What? What? No, it's just...

Listen, trying a new accent. I like it. That direction, right, the one that's pointing it like, it's like inland. So I'm like, ship, what? I have no explanation, but let's do it. I mean, she did it. What do you think, Jethro? Have I ever asked you what you think?

This is the time. I don't think. Now's the time. Okay. Inland, we go. Go. Great. Okay, question. Should I touch make it little so they can't find it? No, because you can...

Oh. If you brush his head because you touch it. I don't know, but you can tuck it off and give it to me and make it... Good good go. I want to see it happen. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see it. No, okay.

So I'll take it and I'll... What did you say? Oh! Oh, sorry. Oh! Yeah, yeah. You're taking it, yeah. Yeah. Okay. So yeah, as soon as it leaves at...

as it leaves his hands and comes to yours. Yeah, it starts to shrink very slowly and gently. Shrinks down into a tiny little. Yeah. Can your mushroom dodge it? Oh my goodness. Could it get tinier and then he finds an acid? Yeah, you could put it on it.

Mushroom power. Oh, this is cute. Quads and helmet. And as the visor slides down over your face, you see a vision as well. You're surrounded by a lush forest. Your attention is drawn to the stars above, those formations that you're so familiar with. But now they're shifting, they're rearranging into what can only be a map of the universe

that you as an explorer are destined to follow. And then, with a rush, you're pulled back into this world. Oh, I'm so cool. It's so cool. It's a good look for you. So I put it on my mushroom. Your mushroom is not able to hold it. That's true.

Yeah. You just put it in his head there. So I'll just keep it. Okay. All right, so we'll keep it off. Let's go. All right, and off you go, off on this road, inland. Inland, somehow, to San Bernardino.

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Over there, you wouldn't believe what they spent on smoke bombs this quarter alone. Oh, good health care, though, right? What with all the explosions and the face-melting lasers? Hey, is it? Is this hand stitch? Oh, so now you like the jacket. I suppose I will take that into account.

I know, right? Like dating is some sort of scorecard. Hey, if you and I are having a good time, then we must be doing something, right? So, do they make that jacket an evil henchwoman cut? Are you sure you're interested in me and not just the jacket? I don't know. Let's bite out. You like beeria around it?

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So you head on the road north and it heads out of the forest into a drier landscape. You're heading further and further from the water. But after a few hours, you come upon a clearing. And in this clearing, you see the rotting remains of a large ship. How it could have gotten here? No idea. But there it is. The wood is rotting through.

The masts are broken off. But there on the back of it, you can still see in peeling paint, the words, infernal, exa. Is this where it got eggs out? I think I'm going to approach the vessel. Are there any openings on the side of it that make it easy to get into because it's wrecked? Yeah, you don't see any holes that would be easy enough to climb through without maybe pulling some boards off, but you definitely can get purchased. Yeah, and it's, you know, it's lying sort of on its side

a little bit because it's, you know, not meant to be. It's listing. It's listing is what it is. So yeah, if you want to climb up, you could. You know, a list is a list. So that old saying. Yes, a list is a list. Is a list.

Oh, now it's the old. Yes, now it's the old. Or that it was almost. Right, right. You're on the cusp. Yes, one. One. I will scale.

Okay. And my cat's probably going to scale too. Okay, yes, yes. Your cat scales up with no problem. You move up very quickly right behind your cat. And there you are up on the deck. Is anybody else coming along? Are you waiting to see how we down?

Yeah. All right, here you are. You're on the deck of the ship. And you look around and you see there are skeletons around this ship. Some of them still in tattered, what looks like it may have been pirate clothing at one time. And looking at them, they seem to be what you have heard called a kolo, which is sort of a jackal-like humanoid.

But they're all just skeletons lying around as if the crew has just fallen. Is he ever missing a femur? Good question. Good question. You want to like branch out and start searching. I want to look for one that's right. Captain! Backstock! I think she might be missing a bone.

Oh, is that why she gave that stuff? Yeah! I don't put it together if they're not. There's no money involved. I'm gonna try to find the captain's quarters. Excellent. All right. So you're searching around. So there are ten skeletons on the deck, but none of them seem to be missing any bones. They all seem to be entirely together.

Come with you. You, yes. So yeah, towards the front of the ship, you see a locked door there that seems to be going into a large area. So you think this might be the captain's quarters, but the door is locked. Oh.

We might need a teeth. Oh, would you like my services? Yes, teeth. Could I have a bit of your lock in zears? I love it when you talk to me and not amorphous accent. Okay. Oh, boy. Wow.

I could lie. Wow. Yeah. But I will say that it's a one. Still the one. Still the one. So, yeah. So unfortunately, you go to pick this lock and it's so like rusted and thick, your lock

actually breaks off in the lock. So not only, cany, did you not pick it, but it cannot be picked again because the lock-de-c is lodged. That's not true. Okay. Okay. I can get this lock. You said this place was steps from the water. We just haven't found the steps yet.

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When you want savings, not surprises. It matters where you stay. Hilton, for the stay. It said everything happens for a reason, but maybe everything happens for a recess. Take noise-canceling headphones. Do they block hearing to heighten taste? Hmm. That sound seems to show.

Everything happens for a recess. You can? Okay. Gentle. Extremely. And I slam into the door as hard as I can. I love it. Holding an axe, you slam into the wooden door.

Yes, with my shoulder. Excellent. Good, good, yeah. This is a general move. Give me an athletics check for that. You got it. Yeah. That's not too bad.

No, I'm going to go ahead and use my thing. Oh! Inconsequential roll, that's what it's about. Yes. March back. I'll take that. That is going to be a total of 26. Oh.

Who needs a next? Break down that door. Nice. The captain's door falls down and you see what was once, probably a very luxurious captain's quarters. But of course it has gone to rot like everything else here. But on the bed, this four post bed that's somehow on this ship, there lies another skeleton.

And you're missing a female? And indeed she is. Yes. Oh, wow. So this is something. Oh, so you've got to unlock the skeleton. You gotta give her a bone. Give her a bone.

Yeah, whatever it will be. The pirate of bone. You go bone that's that captain. That's right. Boner. The captain is bone back. Yeah. Captain Boneback.

That's my name. Her's got it. Who is doing bone insertion? Who does have the bone? Who does the bone? Did we keep it? I believe we kept it. Should we get it?

Back to O'R. Oh no. Oh no. I would forget it. You don't have it. I thought you had it. I thought you were with the key. I thought the key was attached to the femur.

I had to go to the bathroom. Oh, there was in the stall. Oh, yeah. I was in my backpack. Oh, gosh, good. Good, good, good. Good, good. One femur.

Excellent. I'll help. I'll help. You fit it into place and for a few moments, nothing happens. And then, amazingly, this skeleton starts to shift. You move. Fuck! Yes, and this, this, this skeleton starts to live.

The gentleman starts to lift itself up out of the bed, and behind you, you look back and you see the crew is starting to get up as well. Joey, Roger. You are surrounded by undead. Undead, undead. Hold it, hold it. The captain stands up and looks at you.

Yeah, hello. So, who are you? Why are you here? Hi, Audrey Ash. Yeah, I'm actually like this. Yes, I like this. Yeah, yeah, right. Well, you're on a bed, like you.

Right, right, right. Okay. Hi, Audrey Ash here. Um, we were talking to Commander Hemmone, Deluxe, and she said, you would help us. And, oh, and I'm wearing a thing. Yeah. And, um, and, um, I want to call you.

I want to call you. Yeah, yeah. I want to tell you that I'm a witch. I'm a witch witch. How is that playing into this part of the story? Because I think we'd get along. Oh, I see. A cultish stuff.

Yeah, yeah. Give me a bit of diplomacy, chick. Let's see how long we get along. Oh, you're a little son of a bitch. Diplomacy, come on, you little piece of. Diplomacy. We did give you. Aye.

Tea! Oh, yeah. and me. Oh, yes, I feel it. We are. We are as one you and are. Yes, yes, I am Captain Bagstock. And it is true that I do owe the commander in Atari a favor.

We brought you your bone. You did bring me the bone. Aye, that we did. Yes, and it is good to be back on me legs again. So what is it that Captain Jambone Delex needs of me? So. Ah, look, you're a plan. Hi.

Um, and yeah, so see, this is Gorham's helmet. Yeah. Okay. Big deal. Um, so we need to get it someplace safe. We think we gotta go to Absalom. Absolutely. Absolutely.

Absolutely. Absolutely Absalom. Yes. The new title of this show, by the way. Absolutely. Absolutely. Can you get us there? Bing.

If, if this is what Deluxellax, Swant says her last favor. It is, I will do it for you. Okay, I think that's what she wants. Oh, yeah. Okay. Thank you. All right.

All right, and you can see that the captain is genuinely excited. To have a mission, to have a purpose. And she strides out onto the deck. She says, rise me pretties. Once again, your undethetheth is called to aid the living. Levin, rise and prove yourselves worthy of this glorious coffin we share. Ready the exile. And you see them leap to life, all of them running to their posts, climbing up the mast. I want to go to the gross nest. Yeah, you're going to go up with the gross nest as well. Yeah, absolutely.

Very into this part. I really like it. Yeah, and, and everybody is at their positions. Is there anything that anybody wants to do? I am going to look around the cabin. Okay. Okay. Just to see. It is. Yeah, she has, she has, left it just see if there's anything that would be valuable yeah she does have a very nice looking cutlass cut cut I think I think she has no longer a cutlass okay excellent yeah it's a wonderful vehicle I had one I'm just gonna go right here okay right up in front yeah just kind of look like you know be looking out sure sure okay I'm gonna get right in front of you and put my eye

out. Oh, okay, okay, okay. And I'll give you a little hug for my life. Oh, thank you. I think at this point I had a lot of water. Oh, from a travel, so I'm going to find the bathroom. Nice. Yeah, that would just be the edge of the ship. Latrobe. Yeah. Found it. Okay. All right, and yeah, and so as everybody comes to their places, the captain takes her position behind the wheel, and And as she touches it, you see this sigil start to glow in the middle of the captain's

and you recognize it as a sigil that you saw in your vision, this vision of what your possible destiny might be. And she takes the wheel and you feel the ship start to right itself. Wow. And then with a wind that you cannot feel on sails that you cannot see, this ship, starts to lift itself up into the sky, 30 feet, 60 feet, 100 feet, 200 feet. And now it starts to fly forward, and you are on your way to the Jewel City of Absin. Does the wife do you serve?

Well, yes, you are asked to put your phones into airplane. For the Captain's sake. Yes. Yes. Probably above 10,000 feet in, I guess. 30. They do have, they do have Wi-Fi, but it is pay. You have to pay for it.

It costs one hero point. It's very, oh, shut. Oh, no, he just wants to look at cat photos. Cat. She's already got a cat. She's already got one. It's four. It's four by cats.

All right. And, uh, and for negotiating with the captain, I will give you. Oh, very nice. I didn't even have to use my seatpots. No, well, you know. You know. Pretty good. And up you go.

So you're flying out towards Absalom. You can see that the captain heads out closer to the shore. And below you, you can see the regular ships struggling against the tide. And you're sailing right past them. And pretty soon, you do head, you see this very large city in the distance, It's the city that you all trained in, that you were sworn to protect as part of the guard. And you know that the Pathfinder Society's central location is called the Grand Lodge, and that is in the foreign quarter of the city of Absalom.

Right now you are flying towards the Westgate, and you would then fly over that. So you feel the ship start to tack back inward, to fly over this gate. And just as you feel you might be home free, back into Absalom, a horrible creature lands. A humanoid creature with huge wings and horrible teeth, talons and feet like some kind of huge bird. Like a seagull?

Like a seagull. Oh no! Like an evil humanoid seagull? Oh no! Are you, you are now holding the helmet? Is that true? You still have it on. Okay.

So it hits you out of the crowd. And the rest of you see it mouthing words, but you're the only one who could hear it whispering. It says, I sense the power of that which you hold. Give it to me now, and I will show you mercy. I will let you watch. as I devour your companions. What?

No, my friends, don't worry about us. Why are you saying that? Oh, and she bellows furiously, and we roll an issue. All right. Time to play a game called initiative. Shall I start? All right, let's roll up. Let's roll some initiatives.

You've taken the- All right. All right, so rolling. All right. Oh, wow. Oh, ooh. Oh, oh. Five, four.

Plus. Oh, plus perception. Yes, it is perception. Perception is how fast you notice what's going on rather than your physical erection. So 11, yeah. 18. 18. Actually 24 or 25.

Whoa. Amazing. Not going to be able to make it, but it's about 22. Okay. 17. Okay, so you're 25. I'm going to put that in front of you. Got it.

Oh, the bags of orderliness. Bags of orderliness. Wow. Very efficient. Combat and Pathfinder is just cornhole. What? You sold. We have to us.

Just throw them at each other. That's whole. Whoever gets tired of his first. Sold. I want to play that game. All right. You're up first. You have entered the domain of Gensros.

The gut carver you will fall this day. By the knees first and then every piece thereafter. I'll hold the accident. We're gonna go screaming and happy. This huge harpy screaming at you. Don't you screaming my little helmed plant friend! Yeah! Okay, yeah.

So your first action will be to close ground. Go ahead and move up close. I got my old 25 feet because I'm a little cold bolt, my little eight's one. Is that enough to get in? Yeah, 25 gets you there, yeah. All right, I'm gonna go ahead and do two attacks back to back. Great. So the first one's gonna be...

Double bubble. Oh, dang! That's gonna be a 28 on the first hit. Oh, that is a hit. Which, if that's 10 or more, let me know if that's a crit. It is not. Dang it.

Sorry. The other one. A good point. That one is not as good. That's gonna be a six. So we have one hit. One hit. Yeah.

I'll take it. I love it. Massive arc acts through the air as I'm screaming. My cobald lips are quivering through the wind as it blows by. The saliva are kind of streaking back across me. Ah ha ha ha. Just growling like a rabbit.

Best moment. your fucking line. Oh yeah. That's gonna be nine points of damage from my great axe as I like, yeah. You're gonna demon the beast. Great, he screams. That's my go.

Excellent, who's two? Two is, two. That's you. Oh, me. Runwin. I'm going to, you know what? Okay, I think I will do a long bow. Okay.

I think I'll shoot me long bow. Yeah. All right. So, you know, you can use an action to mark the harpie as your your prey and we'll give you some benefits. Let's do that. Yeah, okay, good.

I'll make that. That's a cool mechanism. Yeah, yeah. So use your first action to mark it as your prey. And then with your next action, you can actually take two shots instead of one shot. And you'll get a bonus for it. Wow, okay. I would like to do that.

It's a pretty nasty little effect there. I really like that very much, like in actually. Okay. I really love that. Okay, good. I made it just for you. It's not just for camera. I mean, person.

Oh yeah, easy. This is so good. Very good. Go. Go. It got an eight. Yeah, that's pretty good. So like a 15. Yeah, like I'm gonna say close to a 15.

Okay, yeah, that's a miss. Okay, good. But nice. Yeah, you get a second shot. It is at a minus five, so it'll just be a plus two. Uh, 16. No. 16, no, no.

Okay. Well, I tried. That's what I'm going to say at the end of it, I'll be like, if that doesn't take a turn. I'm just going to say, well, I tried. It does not take an action to express to spend. Roman, we believe in you. Okay. Or it should be okay with the way things turned out.

I believe you're three? Yes. Yeah, and you're up in the Christmas still. Yeah, yeah, okay. So I go, ah, and this wind just out of my mouth, just blowing, bling, bling. I make arranged spell attack. Here we go. I'm just going to do it on here.

Let's do it on here. Oh, darn it, I hate that it's on there. Uh, take it. Oh, doing it again. Here it goes. Here comes, here it comes. There she's going to a pack. There she goes, there she goes again.

Better, 16. 16. No, no. No. No. We already fell in a six. Darn. Too windy.

To windy. All right, it doesn't matter. I'm still, I'm still doing this. Mm-hmm. This is, du-to-co-choo. Um, boop-do-do-do. Okay. Um, yes.

Yes, I, um, okay, so then I kind of go, and I make kind of a little growl, ah, and it's really scary. Uh-huh, yeah. You have to make a will save. Okay. Oh, are you an animal? Uh, I mean, yeah.

Versus, you're an animal, like you're a bird? Yeah, yeah, part bird, part person, part person. Right, you're a minus one circumstance. Minutes one circumstance, penalty to the save. Oh, okay. If you're an animal. So you make a will save. Okay, okay.

I'm happy to make a whistle. Segal, seagull makes a wistle. Can you? Yeah, minus one. I have a plus 12, so that's a 25. Darn it. Never mind. So that is versus when you attempt to hurt me,

you'll take a minus two status. Fantastic. Okay, great. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a little taken aback. I'm a little bit. Yeah.

He's a little taken aback by this strange little plant. But it wants that. Oh, can't get me. No, no, no. All right, I believe you're four, yeah. I'm going to flank myself. Can I move? Can I move behind the harpies to be flanking with Gentro.

Okay. So that I'll get, I have sneak attack. Yes. And so that, if I am succeeding, that would be a D6? Yes, okay. So, but I'm going to say that that's going to take you two actions to get all the way around. So I'll do one attack. Yes, okay.

Uh-huh. 10 plus six plus two because of the surprise attack. Absolutely, yeah. And that would be an 18. An 18 misses. 18 misses. Who is this douche?

Yeah, he is tough. He is tough. This is a very, very frightening creature. Oh, sickle. I've got nothing else then, because I moved too nimbly. You did. You did. You moved very well. Got them busy. Okay, so this harpy is singularly focused on getting this helmet away from you.

Yeah. But also really mad at you about the whole axe thing. So he is going to take his first action to take a talent attack against you. That's good. The talent did. And that is a 29. Yeah. Is that a crit? That's, uh, can I?

It is, it is just barely a crit, yeah. Okay. Okay. So that is, so that is a crit, so that is 20 damage. What? Okay. I have one hip one. Wow.

Why are we so squishy? It's like, heavy impact slide on the ground, big old blood smear back up. Filled nothing. I'm like looking about three feet off from where the harpies actually standing. Excellent, yeah. So she gives you a massive hit, and then she flies up into the air and uses the other two actions. Can I reactive strike as she moves out of, about five feet from me? 100%.

Oh, right. It's at it, yeah. Leaves a square during a move action. I'm going to go ahead and attempt to use my reactive strike to hit. Yep. That's going to be 16. Reaction strike, failure. I mean, yeah, you do have her flanked because, but, uh, you do have her flanked because, but, uh,

because Sylph is behind her, but it's true. That would be an 18. But it's still 18, yeah. I said I was looking three feet to the lap, so I'm just looking here right. Considering it was pretty close. Right, all right. So he's off into the air, headed for the crow's nest,

and by the end of his turn, he is right up there with you. Wow. And now it's your turn. I need to heal him. So. I'm fine. Don't believe him. So first action, I guess, I will take,

would be to cast heel. Mm-hmm. So your heel, you're using that as the divine font, yeah? Yeah. Oh, yeah? Yes. So with that, you can use one, two, or three actions for that heel, and the more actions you go to it,

the bigger the heel will be. You know that he took a pretty sizable hit. Okay. Then we'll do two. Okay, great. So if it's two actions, it has a range of 30 feet, so you don't have to get right up next to it. which is good because you weren't standing next to each other and it heals the target for 1d8 plus 8

8 okay okay roll a d8 and add 8 and that's what he'll get that's the one come on now come on get it 18 oh that's not bad yeah yeah it's is crap okay so you get 14 hit points back you get his guts up back up his nose great fantastic huza how do you feel i was fine to begin with and now i feel a little more fine You won't? Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. All right, so that was two action.

You've got one action left if there's something you want to do. I'm going to blast him with my Divine Lance since he's a, since he's, if I can. Okay. I think Divine Lance is a two action spell. Most spells are two action spells. Oh. Yes, it is a two action spell. The peanut gallery.

It's cute. Well, that's what the two, that's what that means. Yeah. Well, it's okay. I did the thing that need to be at then. Yeah. So then I have an action left. Yeah.

So is it helpful to know anything? about him to take an action to know anything about his, yes. About the enemy's abilities? Is that something that would be good because I could also heal him more? He's got two but holes. Yeah, you want to take a knowledge, a knowledge roll on it. I mean, listen, a girl's gotta pass the time somehow, you know.

A flicker. We knew that would come. That would come full circle. It would just about avoiding you to be. Nature. Nature. Yeah, give you a nature check. Just so you got a plus three there, so just give it a roll.

Good luck, right? To find out more about this creature. Yes. Skornv. 17. Excellent. So you know that these horrible creatures have diseased mouths, and when they choose to bite something, they can give it a disease that's extremely deadly and can pass from one person to another.

I've seen this movie. Quite horrible. All right, good. So that was your third action, and we're back. to the top of the round. Save for the flu. Let's go. All right.

I shake his smaller hand. Mm-hmm. Appreciate it. All right, let's take this buddy down. Let's do it. Come forth. Show me what you've got. Go ahead and start climbing up to try and get to the top.

Yeah. How close can I get with one move action? Climing up? Yeah. Try and like go up towards the crow's nest. Yeah, so about halfway. Yeah. That's about halfway?

Yeah. That'll be two actions to get to the top. Yep. And kind of like get into the crow's nest next to you, trying to like kind of interpose a little bit. Plenty or plenty of room. That's right, you're very small. I got you and I pat the helmet.

Ping-dang! Take the ax and just like kind of jump, late leap off the helmet, like your stepping stool. Then come around towards the harpy. Yeah, do it. All right. That will be 20 to hit.

Oh, 20 to hit. You need a 21, but I give you a plus two for the move. We're gonna call that a hit. Yeah, I'll push with my leg. There we go. Yeah, a little assist. All right. Coming off.

A little bit of leaf power. Other nine points of damage. Excellent. I lifted with it. Yeah, I leaped it. Good leafed. I love it. You're up.

I'm going to do a ranged attack. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. And I'm just going to roll because I just love doing it. Here we go. Good luck. Oh, yeah, for sure.

I rolled a step. So how much damage do you think I could do? It will be, it will be. It will be sort of vague and amorphous that damage. Yeah, not one that I would actually tally onto the list, but emotionally, you think, yeah, you've really taken a toll on it. Okay.

Just narrowly judges my shoulder. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'll take it. No, I won't. That was a misfire. It was a misfire. Yeah, yeah, that was a . That was, that elated.

Oh, yes, yes. Okay, we might have gotten something. I got a 16 plus seven. Yes. which is 40. It's in the 50s. Yeah. It's, let's see, 17, 18, right?

19, 20, right? 21, 22. 23, my favorite. 23, yes. It is your second attack of the round, however. So you would actually be an 18. Oh, that's right, 18. Yeah.

Yeah, so I'm getting. I'm gonna get it. I will say, again, because it doesn't take home, actually, I meant to hit you. It's good to clarify that. Yeah, yeah. Because now he knows what you expect. Yeah.

It's the honorable thing. I think so as well. All right, you're three. Oh, I'm three. Oh, I'm three. Oh, I'm sorry, you're three. Yes, so here it is right in front of you. Right there.

And these little thorns poke out of my hands. And I go, f f f f f f, and a bunch of them fly out towards this thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Micrograms attack. Oh, my gosh. Oh, God, you piece of... Oh, no.

Okay, that's 16. Close. Okay, moving on. Okay, so next, I go, I go, fuck this shit. Okay. And I pull a sickle out from behind my back. Yeah. Cut it down, him down.

Oh, here we go, come on. Got his wing off. Oh, damn. Do we need to put that dice on the Dutch chair? Yes. Eight. And is that a 10 down? Does that mean something bad happens? No, it's not a 10 down because it's your second attack, so it's a five down.

You have no pluses on this? Oh, that's 80s with the pluses. That's what I'm saying. Oh, wow. It's like a critical failure. Yes, this is a critical failure. So yes, you're up here in the crow's nest, you take out this sight, you haven't used many times. And as you swing, it leaves your hands and plummets down.

No. And we have the Titanic moment. I see it all the time. Is that what happens in the Titanic? I don't remember this movie anymore. Oh, okay. And mushy, even mushy. If it had arms.

Yeah. Hold up your shoulder like, okay. However, mushy, I believe, can get a turn. Okay, yeah, for sure. Can Mushy do anything? I don't think Mushy can do anything. I don't think mushy pushy can do anything. Mushy can sense things.

Mm-hmm. Let's see. It's a weakness. No. A scent? Does mushy get any scent off of this creature? Yeah, it smells terrible. What is it? I'm glad we're back to this again.

We've come full circle, ladies gentlemen. The world of finder is very... It's an aromatic adventure. Adventure. All right, that's me. There is a whole core rulebook devoted to sense. Yeah, totally. Okay, yeah.

Oh well. Okay, I'm tried. Good try, good try. That was really good try. So I'm embarrassed for us. I'm a little embarrassed for us. I can understand that. And I'm frustrated and I'm like, you don't touch my friends.

And or my growing friendship but still like contempt. Or my apathy or, you know, my brother. So I'm going to, and I move 35, I'm like nimble elf. Yeah, that's right, you are, yeah. So can I get up the pole in 35? I'm gonna say you came. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you just shoot right up that. And what I'm gonna do, how big is this guy?

Is he like humanoid side? Yeah, he's humanoid side. He's, he's, a big, a big, a big, and try to poke his eye out, okay? You're gonna say what now? I'm gonna jump on his back. Yep. And I would be like, you'll know.

I want to jump and I will go, and I want to jump on his back and poke his eye out. Poke his eye out. Okay. Yeah, absolutely. I want to be, like, I want to like piggyback, you know, like, do you on your daddy. Yeah. And I want to go, like you do it. You on your daddy.

Yeah. Okay, so let's make an acrobatics check first. This thing is flying. Okay. You're going to have to jump out into space about, you know, five, seven feet to land on it. Six, so liking that. I can go wrong. 11 plus six.

Not bad. And plus maybe some for just being cool. See, it is pretty cool, so yes. Okay, absolutely. You land on this creature's shoulders. These huge wings and you're just reaching around. Yeah, just, you know Game of Thrones style, like, ah. Yes, yes.

Okay, all right, yeah. I mean, you know, that's going to be essentially a punch attack. Thank you. That's a, oh, my fist does plus six. It's a plus six. Take it, yeah, yeah. I'll give you the fist a time. OK, so then that would be a 1D4.

Just that doesn't think. Well, let's see if we can hit first. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's probably good at you. Yeah. OK. Oh, definitely.

Definitely hit. Definitely hit. What's a four? That's OK. I do have my token. I really need to take. Oh, my gosh. Right now.

OK. OK. OK. OK. Go, go, go, go. OK. OK. OK.

OK. 19. Yes! Nice. But then you get that negative. Well, no, this is her first attack. Oh, really? This is her first attack?

She climbed, she jumped, but she hasn't attacked yet. You're right, okay. All right, so that's a 19 plus six? Yeah. 25, yes. Absolutely. Okay, and then I'm gonna do... That's our go.

Two, two, damage. Okay, damage. Okay, one D4 is two damage. Yeah, you do two damage, but I'm also gonna say that for the rest of this combat, he has a minus two to hit, because... His vision is now blurred. Yeah. Great.

And I have another action? No, you climbed, you jumped. I jumped as a second. Yes, thank you. Okay, and then I'm like, get this, fucker. Foh. So much word, friend. Six syllables.

All right, so it is a harpies move, but also you see now this group of skeletons is also now mobilized. Oh, yes, good. Yes. And one of them leaps over into the, you now have a very full crows nest. But he has leaped over, he's standing on the, on the barrister there.

Is that a barrister? Bannister, thank you. Not a bearster. Bannister, thank you. How did I get here? Well, Your Honor. It's the banishers. It's a bandister.

He jumps on the banister, which was built by a barrister, and he attacks with his sword. Nice. I love the things of swords, finally. Oh, yeah, yeah. And Mrs. Poorly, but, you know, gets... With the spirit.

We appreciate it. We appreciate it. Right, the effort. The effort is what counts. Yeah. And you do also see Captain Bagstock is readying a large crossbow. But she had to go get it from the captain's quarters. She was going to get her cutlass.

Couldn't find it. Oh. So she grabbed the crossbow instead. Better for rain. Yeah. Yeah. In this case, works out well. So, yeah.

You see her get it. getting that right. So a little bit of harpy action here. So the first thing the harpie does is it uses the power of the wind on you and you feel the wind sort of coalesce around your body and wraps you up and grabs you and it's trying to pull you out of the crow's nest towards the harp. So this is a DC21 Fort save to avoid being pulled out of the crowsness. She's not very hardly. You have 20.

Yeah, don't use that one. 21. Fort. Fort. Run and five. Oh, natural 20. Natural 20. Stop it.

Stop it. Please, yeah. This is now our dice. Plant power. The people's dice. Wow. Okay. Wow.

Yeah, I get that. What you did. Absolutely. I cannot believe it. Screams with rage. Okay. So he is going to take... It's going to take...

It's going to... ...and I just hold on my little plant legs loop around the barrister. Little bind. He's like, my client, he's innocent. Why am I on this ship? Where's my wind? Excellent. Okay, so he is going to take... He can't bite you.

You can't get... It's extremely frustrating, but he is going to try to use it. His talent. Okay. What I'm going to do here? Yeah. What I'm going to do here? And that is a, oh, God, he rolled a two.

So that is a 17. I have an AC-17. Okay. So then he hits you. He hits me, but let's think about this. Okay. I didn't realize he was up for negotiation. We just reached the boat.

I do have nimble dodge. That's one of my... As a reaction? Yeah. Well, it's a trigger. A creature target. you with an attack against you to the attacker. And then what does it do?

Requirements are I'm not encumbered. You definitely don't out of the way, gaining a plus two circumstance bonus. To a C. Yes. Yes. Riehioshi. This very nimble rogue on his back, he reaches back. He's sure that he's hit you with you to the last minute.

Sneak out of the way. Talent. Yeah, that's right. That's right. One single hair gets cut. Yes, exactly. That's what I was thinking. You're both watching or slow about going,

It's like, I didn't like that one either. I meant to hit you with that. It's like, everyone really wants to be letting them know what they're doing. Just so we're all clear about my intentions. That was. And while we're at it, that other thing, she was supposed to come off over the barrister. I tell you, my head is Ellison. Okay, and with its other talent, it is going to go after you.

Okay. So frustrated. Still a minus two for the... Oh, God, yes. And with a cut of three, so that is an 18, but minus two because it is blurry vision. So, uh, and it's a second attack. So yeah, so it misses. Okay.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and maybe... Ah, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, baby. Okay. Thank you guys. Boy.

All right. 45 more rounds. We got this guy. I'm going to do two things. I'm going to move toward the target. Yep. Closer. And I'm going to shoot him with my lance.

Ooh. Yeah. OK. Maybe I'm going to fire at one of his wings. Oh, nice. Let's see if I can bring him down. So if the Scalibros can get on deck. Nice.

Castle Gris. Can I have a harpoon so you can reel him in. Yes, but we have to hit first. So it's for 60 feet. So you're within range. OK. And you're going to make a . Plus six attack against its AC.

So just roll a D20 and add six. So I got it, okay. D20 and add six. Yep. Okay. We got you. Got you. 16.

16? Yeah. Okay, plus six, 22 is a hit. Wow! Yes. Yes. The tides have turned.

So this is 2D4 holy damage. I guess I'd do it like, because it's a lance, but I was like, gha. Nice. Nice. Yeah, roll D2D4. Oh, I got to make a hit, no.

You got to do the damage. Yeah, give me damage. This is the fun fun point. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, do that twice. Okay, good luck. Tis the two. Oh, is that the top one, uh-huh.

Yeah. Three. All right, five damage. Five more damage. This sound, that does the sound is exciting. It did it from a range. It was cool, and you did it from a long way. It was good.

It was either healer, yeah, or now I'm close enough so I can attack him. No, that was the better. Or no, if he comes down. Better choice. Oh yeah, you destroyed the wing? Wing specific. Yeah, that was a wing.

It did fire at the wing, yeah. Did we do enough damage to like... At the joint, did you like to target exactly that joint not hitting me at all? He seems to be flying okay. Curses. Yeah. All right. Your turn?

That's their turn now. That's your turn. Get in on the action by dial-l-l-l-. Come on. I appreciate the support. All right. You're up. All right, so you're on his back. You're on my side. You just lance the fucker and you've been quipping up a ball.

I've been wanting to hit. Yeah. Wrong one. Okay. I'm gonna, I've got a lot of options here as Barberia. Um, no, in fact. Yeah. Still within range. Hasn't moved away, right? No, no. It's still right there. I'm gonna, where should I go like the nose, the shoulder? I'm looking up at you on its back.

Just not, don't hit me. I'll do my best. You won't hear the end of it. Acklew. All right, that's a 20. That's 20. I'm flanking. I'm flanking.

Shit, you are flanking. That is absolutely 100% true. 22. Yes, yes, yes. Let's go. I roll five for damage three times nine damage again. It makes it very easy for me. Yeah, good, okay.

Like a second attack. Yeah, now you're a minus five, but yeah. That's gonna be 24-19. Oh, plus two. Plus two. Two, six, twenty one. Got what you needed. Oh, wow.

Really working out? Come on five. Come on five. That's gonna be a 14. I'd rather five, but. No, you're right, you're right. I'm sorry. Oh, I can't use a token. That makes so good.

Oh, you killed them. I'm a symmetry buff. All right, so that's two actions. You have one more if you want to do something. Yeah, I'm gonna try and leap onto it too. Oh, okay. Yes. When this thing goes down, you guys are gonna be in trouble.

It's gonna be interesting. I don't think about that. No, I'm getting on the action. No, do you throw this from my thing? This is my thing. It's not, oh, that's seven, okay. Yeah, acrobatics. Agrobatics.

Ah, I'm not great at that. Okay. Ten. Ten. Oh, no. Oh no. Oh no. It told you this was my thing.

You were right! He meant to jump on you. You are right below. Would you like to use your reaction to try to slow his fall a little bit? Yeah. All right, great. So the burly elf cleric positions himself underneath you And you only take two bludgeoning damage as you.

Ooh! Two hug. To the impact, and while I'm hanging over you, I'm just kind of like, give you a little hug. Oh. Thank you. Sweet.

Mary J. Blush. All right. All right. Two, you're up? Yes. Yeah. Well, I'm going to probably, I'm going to try for a ranged attack.

Interesting. Yeah. Okay. And I am going to give you that plus two because you are definitely, you're definitely I am flanking the hell out of this thing. It could not be. It's like in Flinchos.

Yeah, flagging Felicia. Oh, plus two? Plus two. 22? 22 hits. Because I am flamethen. All right. And then what's my Jean-Claude vet damage

that I roll for? So you get an extra D8 on your first hit on this thing. So roll 2D8 damage. Okay, so eight. Oh, baby. No lies. Six. Nice.

Okay. 14. Wow. Oh, brutal. Fantastic, all right, here we go. Full stretch. All right, so you hit it. You have another action.

You can take another shot if you want. Okay, might as well. Do it, do it. Okay, let's get a natural 30. Yes. Natural 30. I can't get it. No, I didn't hit it.

Okay, all right. Yeah. Arrow flies by. Okay, you're up. Okay, so then I go, timber! And a big tree appears. at the top of the ship and it starts to fall towards the bird.

Okay. Let it away so that it does not hit my friend. Oh, okay. It's a big bird. There's got to. Yeah, it is. It's like more than 10 feet, right? Well, I mean, it's a humanoid with a humanoid on top of it.

Oh, it's like a head on a hat. Oh, it's the same size? Yeah, yeah. It's okay. Take me down. I don't want them to hurt you anymore. Team burn! It falls down towards both of them.

Okay. a reflex save. Okay. So, and what is this spell? Timber. Is timber? Okay. Okay. I'm very clever in my casting. So I'm plus eight to reflex and I got a 12.

That's a 20. You're fine. Yes. Okay. And he got a 30. Well, or maybe I don't want to see. Never mind. 34.

34. Okay, so hold up. So any creature in the area, oh wait, it's a basic reflex save. A creature that critically fails. Okay, nothing happens. No, how far to, how long does it fall? Oh, continues, just get out of the way.

Are we beneath them? Yeah, kind of, yeah. Okay. Yeah, so, I'm hugging you like. Yes, I would like you to make a reflex save as well. Okay, I mean, it's a 15 foot line for the- I mean, I don't think I'm falling right in the, I mean, really, if we're standing in the line.

I'm, yeah, yeah. A vertical. We're not very good. It can't fall over the side of the boat? No? It would have. Yeah. Can I do that?

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And I've saved you. Thanks. Thank you. I think that was Bob. Oh, so, I didn't, oh, I'm so, I'm so, I'm, That's fine. Okay, so that was two actions.

That's two. I don't even know if I should try anymore. I just make things worse. You're so cute. Just do whatever you do, okay? You made things awesome. No, I made things awesome. Just not in an intentional way.

You're the scrumby do of the group. You're just like to shoot you, it's amazing. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. All right.

Hand me at 20. It'll get a sickle. All right, you got this. Okay. Back up sickle. 16 and minus five, so 11 or whatever. So not getting anywhere in here. You're cute when you were swinging.

Unfortunately, it is very, very tough. Okay, I believe you're four. Yes, so I am going to take both of my daggers. And I'm clink, you know, my legs are like under the wings, right? Okay, yeah, sure. And I'm going to take my daggers and stab The abdomen? His neck, through his neck, through his neck.

Like scissors. Yeah, so scissors it. Yeah, I want to scissors that way, not this way. Wait, no, that's like a saw the killer. I'm a very good at that. The hempee. I haven't told you all my back stories if I had, I did have a couple paragraphs, I wanted to share.

So, when I was 17, I would have a- The Harvey stops. Yes, okay. So anyway. Ah? Yeah, crazy. Swiss. Flap.

Yeah. Go on. Go on. So I guess I'm plus six. Is this technically two strikes? Because I'm doing a slicey thing with two daggers? Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That's 20. Yes. Amazing. Yes. Right there, I promise. I promise. Yeah.

Oh, sick. And it is flanked. And it is flanked. So you get your sneak attack damage as well. Oh, yes. So it would normally be a hit, but on a natural 20, it automatically goes up one level. So that is a critical success.

Ooh! So you will roll your 1d6 and your 1B4, add your modifiers, and then you will double the whole darn thing. Oh, my goodness. So I add, okay, so these two. That would be a 4 to 6. I'm not kidding.

Oh my god, okay. I'm playing it good. So that's a 10. And then... 10 doubled at 20. Yeah. Massive. Yeah.

Separates its head. Yes. Yes. Woo. The blood spurts out of its neck as you and the dead harpy fall. Somebody. You going to try it? Down onto the deck of the ship.

Someone catch me because I'm cool. Can you get on top of the... And... That was gross, but awesome. I already used my reaction. Right. Okay. You have a reaction, would you like to try to catch her?

Yes, I'll catch her. Okay, excellent. Excellent. From dying after scissoring. Just roll. And then I'm going to go, and then I'm going to dive backwards. 14 plus acrobatics or? That's right.

Yeah, yeah. I'm a CET. No, sorry, I can't add. Through the any music, you. 19. 19 is good enough. Okay. So, yes.

So, yes, you fly off and. Isessess is creed. And the cleric. Yeah, comes in and saves you. Amazing. All right. Woo! Yes. The heartbeat crashes to the deck.

The Captain Bagstock had just gotten this damn crossbow ready and won't be able to use it. But you fly over the town walls. You see the guards looking up at you in awe as this ship flies into the center of town. And there's the Grand Lodge. There's a massive. tower and I have a photo over here, or a picture over here. It's not a photograph. It's not really good. None of this is real. I'm going to be clear about that. I traveled to another dimension and managed to take my camera. Good. So this is tower.

Wow. Orange. Skyreach. And so the ship gracefully docks up against one of those high windows up there. Wow. And Captain Bagstock comes to you and says, my debt to Jamon is now complete. My crew and I have finally earned our eternal rest. So I suppose this means the exile will need a new captain. I wonder if you know anybody who might be interested. And he leans into you and it takes you a minute.

But you realize that this thing with no eyeball and no eyelids is the son of fish is trying to wink at you. And it gives you a little, that's something there, and then collapses into a pile of bones as to the rest of his crew. But the ship does stay afloat, and this glowing symbol in the middle of the wheel continues to glow.

And at the window here that you're docked in front of, you see all of these noble dressed people in finery gathering around the window and looking out at you in amazement. I just my vest and my cuffs. Covered in blackened harpy yicker. Yeah. So which one are you once to be, captain?

Oh no, I don't need to be in, I'm always in the shadows. No, I need to go around in forests with my cat. I need that, though. I don't trust you to drive Gentrow, I think. The ship's done fit in force. Here's my question. Do I get your sense that whoever becomes captain also becomes a skeleton?

Yeah, that's too be determined, I think. Great. I guess we'll pull straws at some point. No one seems to be joking. Palinon. Palinon. Often you are the heart of this group. Do you have interest in being the captain of his ship?

I'm honored. I never thought I'd be the captain of an airship. I think that we make a pretty good team. Yeah. And I know that if I do accept that I will listen to everyone. It's true leadership. Journey, journey forth. So yes. If that is fine with everyone, why not?

Enough is a captain. Well, yes. Oh. Captain Palinol. Captain Palibu. Cheap. It's going to be great. Stay in school.

So this is amazing, but the people in the Grand Lodge are still a little bit curious about why you are docked here. Oh, you got a helmet. Yeah. I'm going to jump up on the banister. Go, Oh, good people of Absalom! We need. I bring you a helmet.

This tiny little helmet. Tiny little helmet. Oh yeah, you can barely hear me. Go for the wind and say it again. What now? I sound like cousin in. All right, well they invite you in. So you're gathered together here and the venture captain Ambris Valson,

who is you all have heard of before, a very important person within the Pathfinder Society, comes out to speak to you to see what this amazing event is that's going on outside his window. I agree, it's an honor. Ah, it is, it is an honor to be, to be visited by such a remarkable event here. And what is it that you bring to us? Well, apparently, apparently,

Gorm! Okay, and, and, and are you handing it over? Yeah, oh, sorry. Okay, yeah. Little sticky. Yeah, and, and, and, and, and, and he sees, and, and he, uh, Yes, it does that. Yes, it does, this is remarkable.

And you see that the venture captain immediately recognizes this for what it is and is truly amazed by your accomplishments here. And he says, this is the most remarkable artifact. I think nothing in our world will ever quite be the same. And this played some part in this amazing amazing event that happened in the sky. I am so grateful to you all for bringing it here.

How grateful. I will tell you how grateful. If any of you would be interested in leaving your position to, as an honorable discharge, and instead come join the Pathfinder Society and join. You don't need to speak anymore. It's a yes. But I did have a... Okay.

Go on. Sure. Maybe. Okay. Yeah, so if any of you would like to change careers and come join us, we would be most honored. Let's go around the table and tell me what you think your reaction is to these possible options that stand before Bronwyn and what you think she might do next. Well, I'm a bit of a wander. grew up that way.

I only joined the military because it sounded interesting at the time. I had a bit of changing communities because I'm used to not being, you know, neither this, neither that. So I look forward to doing something in the future that's different from what I'm doing now,

but probably different after that as well. So, yeah, I'm interested. Excellent. I'm glad to hear it and and you well this city means a lot to me as may know I'm a let me unroll some backstory my family was a nobility I was in love with one of the maid servants who was in my house my father framed her for robbery I thought she was dead I should be taking notes I arranged for my father to be killed in the guillotine of course and then I discovered that Sandra my lover really was a con-

So my golden life is to track her down. Are you okay? Yeah, sure. So, you know, that is my subtext that I would do at a personal level. Also, the hold of this ship could smuggle some very nice things for the right price. So yes, I would say I have a lot to do with your company for the right price. Well, that is the price. I'm offering you a position here in the bad pocket society.

I don't know how you, how much you know. I don't know how much you know about what I sacrificed, but... She sacrificed the breast of her. She does represent the breast of it. Okay, well, we'll... Let's talk later. We'll talk later, yes, yes. And you, sir, I...

Oh, yes. I'm not Russian. He's not excited. You can be. Yeah, excited. Yes, I will take up this... This honor. We were just in the camp of scratch and it was fine, but not what my life was meant to be about. Found these lovely people and traveled with them afar.

Yeah. And I believe that this is the new path. So as it is, I will fly for you. We will fly for Absalom. Excellent. Oh, and then continue on everyone else. Yes. They have their own mind. At least some of us will fly for Absalom. We may...

But thus far, three. I think grown men already dumped us. But that's okay. We'll continue to take a tally of those who will fly for Absalom. What? No, no, I think... Yeah. Um, we can go out the ship, right?

Yes, India's ship. We would take our ship. Yeah. Yes. Oh, we would be... I would have been an amazing asset to the Pathfinder Society to have a flying pirate ship. Ah, okay. I go, but only if I go on the boat with my friends. I will honor that request.

Yippee. And you could, sir. First thing, I want to get sleeves to connect these cuffs and this vest. I think that's wise. Because I want to be amongst high society as a co-boat. Second, I will join these friends on this ship and dedicate my life to fixing his shunken hand to the end of my days.

Okay. That's such a... And does that... And so you are joining us? Oh yeah, I guess so. Yeah, all right, good, good, good, I'm glad. Okay, excellent. All right. So the helmet of Gorham becomes one of the Pathfinder Society's

this most closely guarded secrets. You see as they wheel it out into a large warehouse and park it next to the Ark of the Covenant. And... And... And... So the story of what you all have done today may never be shared outside of these walls.

But... I hear that. For the true... You keep it quiet. Tom! Stop. I know you're tight. Stop it.

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