Critical Role & Sagas of Sundry - Vox Machina Ep. 0 - The Backstory

Episode Date: November 19, 2021

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with special permission from Vox Magina. Welcome to Critical Role. Let's get into those intro, shall we? Right, listen up. If you have ale, then you have a friend in Grog Strongjaw, a Goliath of towering heart in size. This barbarian has an appetite

for the two great loves in his life. Combat, women, and ale. Wait. Easily the brains of the group, Grog is often consulted for his vast knowledge of shapes, colours and shiny things. Also, ale. In his early years, armed with his two-handed great axe,

Grog often enjoyed proven as marked amongst the ranks of his family's wandering earth. But after coming upon an unsuspecting elderly gnome in the woods, woods. He objected to the killing of such an innocent life, a preacher of impulse. Grog felt only pity for this, this terrified little thing. His disobedience cost him dearly. Beaten bloody and banished by the herd leader, his uncle Kevdak, Grog was abandoned and left to die. Exiled from his herd, it was then that the relative of the very known, He fought to save, saved him. It was the kindness of a known cleric named Pike that healed Grog, bringing him back from death's

age. And they have remained close friends ever since. Most nights, Rog can be found challenging entire taverns to wrestling matches or accompanying Skadlin to the nearest house where you pay for lady favors. Also ill. A first impression of Keyleth would leave you with little information on the half-elven druid. You might even think that her social awkwardness due to her sheltered upbringing is kind of sweet. Of course, it would be unwise to underestimate her based on first impressions.

Under that unintimidating petite frame is a vicious beast waiting to be unleashed, whose natural powers have made even the fiercest of champions pee their pants, literally. Born to the air tribe of the Ashari people, Kielith was raised with the deep love of nature and the elemental magics. It is her people's inherent duty to protect the delicate areas in Tal'Dorei, where the four elemental planes begin to bleed with this realm. Since she was a little girl, she had quite a knack for air manipulation and bee-shaping abilities. Well, if you consider kittens and flying squirrels to be little beasts, which I do. Anyways, it wasn't long before the headmaster of the tribe, her father, Corrin, realized her true prodigious abilities, and she was inveterated to secede him as the next headmaster. Just like that, her jovial childhood was stripped and replaced with endless spell memorization, teachings from ancient traditions, and exceedingly high expectations.

Every druid leader to be must embark on a journey to seek out the sister tribes in order to introduce and establish respect among the children. the fellow had masters. They call this the Aramente or Noble Odyssey. When her father felt she was ready, he set her on the path to truly discovering herself, not knowing when or if she will ever return. As she hiked down the mountain towards Stillbin, she meditated on the task ahead. Part of the Aramente is proving yourself a strong warrior, a valiant protector, and a wise and compassionate leader. With this knowledge, one thought, and repeat in her mind. Is she even worthy?

Percy was the third of seven children, born to a noble family who lived far to the north, in the ancient castle of Whitestone. With so many siblings to share the burdens of lordship, Percy turned his attentions to the sciences, engineering, and naturalism. One day, a mysterious couple named Lord and Lady Briarwood came to court. During a feast held in their honor,

the Briarwoods violently took control of the castle, killing or imprisoning everyone who would stand in their way. Percy awoke chained in the dungeon, only to be freed by his younger sister. Together they fled, chased by the Briarwoods men. As they ran, Percy's sister took several arrows to the chest and fell. Percy kept running, eventually jumping into a freezing river and floating unconscious to freedom. He did not remember waking up on a fishing boat.

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One day he was discovered by a half-wark promoter and joined Dr. Drenzel's spectacular traveling troupe, where he learned the ways of the world and honed his skills as a bard extraordinaire. A loner much of his life, Scanlan has never quite come to terms with the violent death of his mother at the hands of a goblin invasion. While his years on the road provided many, shall we say, educational experiences with the opposite sex,

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Being a red dragon born, I had quite the task on my hands in that respect. But it was exactly what I needed, so I could explore the world and find these artifacts, as I felt the truth was out there. Some may describe me as buffoonish, but I say poppycock to all that. I am much sharper than most give me credit for. I just don't pay attention to things sometimes. I've also been known to be rather cunning. Loyal, happy-go-lucky, and well, dangerous.

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