Critical Role - Blood and Shadow | Exandria Unlimited: Calamity Episode 3
Episode Date: June 16, 2022Confronted with how deep Avalir's corruption runs, the Ring of Brass must face hard truths about themselves as impossible choices are made and lines are both drawn and sundered... Meet the Players!Ga...me Master Brennan Lee Mulligan: https://twitter.com/BrennanLM Luis Carazo: https://twitter.com/luiscarazo Aabria Iyengar: https://twitter.com/quiddieMarisha Ray: https://twitter.com/Marisha_Ray Sam Riegel: https://twitter.com/samriegel Travis Willingham: https://twitter.com/WillingBlam Lou Wilson: https://www.instagram.com/sweetlouzinho/ Original Music by Omar Fadel and Hexany AudioMain theme by Colm R. McGuinnessAdditional Music by Universal Production Music, Epidemic Sounds, and 5 AlarmCharacter art by Hannah Friederichs Stained glass art by Joanna Johnen Opening Title by Christian BrownGM Screen by Dog MightMinis by Iron Tusk Minis Due to the improv nature of RPG content on our channels, some themes and situations that occur in-game may be difficult for some to handle. If hearing discussions of certain episodes or scenes become uncomfortable, we strongly suggest taking a break or skipping that particular episode.Your health and well-being is important to us and Psycom has a great list of international mental health resources, in case it’s useful: http://bit.ly/PsycomResources Twitch subscribers gain instant access to VODs of our shows like Critical Role, Exandria Unlimited, and 4-Sided Dive. But don't worry: Twitch broadcasts will be uploaded to YouTube about 36 hours after airing live, with audio-only podcast versions of select shows on Spotify, iTunes, & Google Play following a week after the initial air date. Twitch subscribers also gain access to our official custom emote set and subscriber badges and the ability to post links in Twitch chat!
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Greetings, everyone! This is Travis Willingham, and welcome to Exandria Unlimited on the Critical Role Podcast Network.
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Now, let's get this adventure going.
Hello, and welcome back to Exandria Unlimited Calamity.
I'm your humble GM, Brennan Lee Mulligan.
It is so thrilling to invite you all back to Avalir,
the City of Crowns.
Why is everyone so nervous?
I have to poop now.
What are you talking about?
I feel fine.
Everyone feels fine. It's all good.
If you're just joining us,
we now tell you a tale of a long-l lost city in the ancient history of Exandria.
A city that was long gone by the time
of our modern adventures here at Critical Role,
but it flew once.
How much longer it may fly is up
to our wonderful heroes here.
And to do a quick little recap,
in our last episode that we left off,
strings were brought together as a conspiracy was unlocked.
The Ring of Brass, those members
of the High Society of Avalir
who do all the moving and shaking,
gathered together at the Feast of Emhyr
at the Palazzo Porco and realized something was amiss.
Artifacts of the Archmage Vespin Chloras had come aboard.
Talking to a young Pervon Sool
and putting together clues from a crime scene
in a psychometric chamber, we realized
something most foul had been attempted.
What's worse, it seems to have succeeded.
We also now find ourselves on the eve of the Replenishment,
the most significant, to call it a holiday,
is almost, it's every seven years, you know?
It's a incredibly significant, potent, magical ritual
that the city of Avalir conducts
as it lands back on its terrestrial sister city,
Cathmoira,. There are many important arcane elements of this
that our architect, Arcane Laren, has clued us into,
but also on this eve of an apogee solstice
in which the impossible has become possible,
and Avalir's crown jewel,
the center of its arcane research,
the Astral Layrite,
an engine that would allow the city to travel
not only across the face of Exandria,
but to realms supernal,
where a city of mortals might walk
as equals with the gods themselves.
We are returning after seeing the Astral Layrite,
after attending the Hall of Records at the Herald's Tome,
where we saw evidence that a younger Vesp and Cloris,
while alive, had spoken of these matters,
none other than Lycretia Hollow
and Loras of the Weaver's Mask.
Our architect, Arcane, and our keeper of scrolls
busted the door down and killed Magister Micah Cormorant
in a single round.
You know, if you're planning on killing all your PCs,
don't be extra unfair.
Run that shit rules as written.
That guy would be dead.
He'd be dead so fast.
You got to play it as it lays.
And help him.
Play it as it lies.
So, and our first night in Guildmaster Golden Scythe
went to the Hall of Prophecy,
where we discovered that perhaps fewer oracles
had gone mad
than we otherwise might have thought.
Perhaps they were simply doing exactly as they should
and that the powers that be
wished to call it something else.
We had one last interaction
between our First Knight and the Lord of the Hells.
What that could portend, I cannot say,
because what I know is,
as our three groups of heroes spoke,
they decided to all come back together
because the Helmswoman of Avalir,
the guild master of the Navigator's Guild of Kamuro,
in reporting no problems whatsoever to her direct report,
the Architect Arcane,
something terrible befell her.
Rushing to the Dawn's Ledge,
you arrived and in the middle of the street,
found Lycretia Hollow, member of the Ring of Silver,
Dean of the Throne of Necromancy,
who had earlier that evening left a vial of poison
as a gift for Patia Porco.
All things end, she wrote.
Lives, stories, even ages.
Without any further ado,
I feel like we're going to have fun.
I feel like there's a lot of fun.
Is that the right? I'm glad you do.
I'm glad you feel that way.
My brain and my butthole are in hell right now. A lot of fun. Is that the word? I'm glad you do. I'm glad you feel that way.
My brain and my butthole are in hell right now.
Hey, well, a lot's about to join them, folks.
Get ready for tonight's episode of Crackle Roll. Thank you. Thank you. SAM and LAURA say hello to the people.
Hello!
They were making chicken noises.
Welcome back to Critical Role.
They were, and I'm letting them know,
and the people deserve to know.
It's because we're nervous, okay?
We're nervous. We're stalling.
Snitch energy, Brennan. Is it a snitch, or am I a reporter and the people deserve to know. It's because we're nervous, okay? We're nervous. Snitch energy, Brennan.
Is it a snitch or am I a reporter to the people?
You know? Oh, yeah.
Gratiot.
So.
We return to the neighborhood of Dawn's Ledge.
The fireworks extravaganza is in a momentary lull overhead
as it prepares for its grand finale.
You see little pieces of illumination around you.
This is the easternmost side of the city,
near the helm itself,
the headquarters of the Navigators Guild.
But I'd describe it more with my mouth
when I could just show you where you are.
Oh my god! more with my mouth when I can just show you where you are.
Oh my god!
Oh!
Now.
We got banners and ships?
We got banners and ships.
Once again.
It's so beautiful.
Oh, this is delightful.
Whoa, wait, what is that big telescopy thing?
The big telescopy thing.
I'm getting up, I'm moving around.
Get up, move around.
It's an observatory of some sort.
We love learning.
Look at this white horse looking like Artax over here.
Beautiful. Oh no!
Invoke Artax.
I'm doing it. Artax.
Huge.
So I'm going to go ahead and let you know,
that observatory right there, that's the helm.
Okay?
Oh, okay, okay.
That's the helm of the Navigators Guild.
That's where, theoretically, Akami Row would be.
However, I'm going to go ahead and ask you guys
to place yourselves where you would have come from.
So first thing I need to do is actually give all of you
your miniatures.
Oh, the Gorgeous Day.
The Gorgeous Day Nydus.
He is.
Would you pass this over to Loquatius.
Oh wow.
Zerxus.
There we go.
Thank you.
Give me my griffin!
Here is, there's Cerrit.
Oh, watch out!
And of course, our Archmages,
who have already seen some use of their minis.
Here you go.
Oh, and there is one more mini.
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
This is Tempest.
No!
I love kitty!
What a beautiful baby.
Let's go ahead and pass Tempest on down to Circular Es.
Ah!
So. Oh, dude,
this paint job is sick!
It's very, very sick.
He's all spacey and galaxy!
Dude, he got cosmos in his wings.
He got cosmos in his wings.
Wow!
He got wings in my cosmos.
It is true.
Two great tastes that taste great together.
Okay, Judy, can they see this?
Is that, or are they not?
Someone can.
Someone can?
You'll see it.
Zoom in and hit.
All right, we'll take pictures.
Is that a big old brumestone?
That's a big old brumestone right there.
Brennan, for us, which direction were we heading,
and which direction is our felled person that works?
Do you guys think you would have taken back roads
to arrive here, or would you have just gone
by the straightest route? Direct.
You will all be starting right here.
When somebody gets cut off, going.
So everyone feel free to pass up your minis.
They'll go right here.
And I will assume that you are traveling together for safety
as you arrive, but let me know about the placement
that you all want.
I mean, yeah, I don't think we expected to have to kill it.
Or I guess we knew someone was in the back for me.
So I'm in the front.
I'll take the front as well.
But how do I, I'm riding Tempus.
Then would you be overhead?
And you're your guy?
Oh yeah.
I get to ride this dude.
You got it.
So yeah, how do I, should we like, you know?
We got stands.
We've got tacks.
We got it all.
And then I'll just let him represent both of us,
I suppose, because.
Yeah.
Well, you can do that, or if you want to be extra cute,
can I see your dude for a second?
This is one of the first things that me and Matt bonded over
was this little pieces of blue tack,
courtesy of Mr. Rick Perry, who showed it to me.
It's a wonderful trick.
And that's how we're going to get Zerxus
where he belongs, on the back of his celestial steed.
I'm going to cry.
You will.
Cry for us.
Save it for the Calamity.
It's a contact.
Why?
I can't express the, like, it's not adrenaline.
It's just like a childlike horse.
Yeah, there's a butt-standing thing that wants to happen here a little bit. Every time. It's like a one. Childlike horse. Yeah, there's a butt-standing thing
that wants to happen here a little bit.
Every time. He does that.
He's like a gondola.
He rides like a circus rider.
He's like, oh fuck.
I think Matt made that joke 12 years ago.
Probably.
Every time the Beast cries, a griffon gets its wings.
There's so many griffons now.
Lacrytia Hollow.
She doesn't need to go hard
with all the electricity and stuff.
She can just chill.
Wow.
With some protectors.
A skeletal guard surrounds her.
We're not even hiding.
She's just being out with it.
Fives.
Fully out and about with it.
She is surrounded by her skeletal guard.
Damn!
As a necromancer, I think in this age,
in a place like Avalir,
there's not a religious rule against animating the undead.
It's just gauche.
Oh man.
So.
Could you imagine?
There's undead creatures?
She has some undead animated nearby her.
I'm just a little wick.
I want to get real specific with my positioning.
I want to be right above the front line,
just 10 feet, just barely above them.
So they have griff, just barely above them.
So they have griffon feet right above them.
Amazing.
So yeah, you are hovering over your allies here,
extending any, you know.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yes.
I got a paladin, the paladin, so.
Yep.
For all of you here,
I'll say, Sarah, you immediately notice
that those figures
you saw on the roof vanish from sight.
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
How many figures were there on the roof?
Give me a perception check.
We'll call it a DC 25.
DC 25? That's unfair.
28.
Whoa. Let's go!
I mean, that beats a 25.
It sure does.
It sure does.
On that roll,
there were four figures,
and I'll actually go ahead and place those
because you would recognize all of them,
that have now been rendered in...
That would now be rendered invisible. So unless you have a means rendered in... Right, that's not what it's about. That would now be rendered invisible.
So unless you have a means of seeing invisibility,
you can't see these, but, Saret, you, Clock,
and on that telepathic bond,
Oh no.
will be able to communicate to everybody here
what is going on.
We're parked!
Another one here.
And another one perched.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Did they cast a spell?
That one guy in the back that's close to us?
That's within 60 feet?
Dang.
Yeah.
Actually go have him post up right here.
So, that is where you find yourself.
As they cast spells, we can check the range
if you would like me to check the range.
No.
Don't waste your shit on these people.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, we do.
I just yelled, you get one.
Lacrytia observes all of you
walking towards the helm.
Ah, the Ring of Brass.
Happy Eve of the Replenishment.
What brings six such important functionaries
all the way to this corner of Avalir?
Why are we coming over here?
We are coming to check on the Helmswoman.
Yes, yes, yes.
Just checking on the landing of the city,
as is my job and right.
What are you and your little skeletons doing here?
As she's talking, I draw my sword
and it starts crackling with divine energy
and starts to pulse.
I understand that you may have some questions.
Perhaps it would be easier for some friends to answer.
Magister Friend!
Oh!
He's here!
Not him.
Not that guy.
We don't know him. We don't know this guy.
Yes! No, this guy
came to me earlier.
So we should've killed him when he's here!
We don't know him.
Should've killed him.
Milos?
Can you imagine?
I attack him.
You see, walking out of the door of the helm,
and approaching out to about here.
Damn, middle of the street.
Middle of the street.
You see a reedy magister step out.
Thank you very much, Dean Hollow.
I hope everything is all right.
Helm's Woman Rose, indisposed at the moment,
but she sends her regards to all of you here in Collected.
Give me a perception check again.
Actually, and anyone can do this, but.
Yeah.
Dude!
Let's go, natural 18 for a 31.
Jesus.
Nice.
Okay, okay.
I'll let him do it.
Yeah.
Sarah, your training, it is all about spotting illusions,
shapeshifters, all sorts of magic
before it can become a problem.
Milas is a thin and reedy man, very slight.
The front door of the helm is a broad door,
about eight and a half feet up and about three,
maybe four or more feet wide.
Hefty door.
As Milas, this thin and reedy man, steps through it,
he goes,
Ooh.
So he has back problems.
You watch him.
The stoop is one thing.
It's really that shifting of his shoulders.
Four-foot doorframe should be wide enough
for anyone to just walk straight through.
So he's got something up
that's hiding the way he really looks.
I hope there's no trouble to have caused you to come racing here to Dawn's Ledge. From whence did you all arrive?
From whence?
Come on, though.
We were...
I'm here to conduct an interview.
An interview.
These fine friends of mine were helping with some of my equipment.
We'd hoped to sit down and discuss your reactions
to the replenishment.
Are you excited about it?
What was your name again, sir?
Go ahead and give me a deception,
and I know you're very good at it,
but this will be with disadvantage.
Not great.
They're all so far away.
Not great. Oh.
Yeah, I know they are.
Okay, that's 22.
You see, and I'm not drawing an insight.
Oh, I'm afraid my constitution fails me.
Perhaps tomorrow might be a more advantageous time
to conduct such an interview.
I'm sure you all have many responsibilities to attend to.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Why are they stalling us?
I just kick up, wings out,
and I'm going to fly up to the top of this.
You kick off and you hear Lacrytia go,
Gnolzi! Run, Zaza!
And everyone roll initiative.
Oh!
What language was that?
Infernal, who speaks Infernal?
Damn.
Raise your hand.
Raise your hand.
Do not speak Infernal.
Guys, electives courses are important.
Did we all hear her yell,
Knauth, basically, but in like,
Knauth. Initiative.
I have Comprehend Languages, but you know.
Can I have advantage?
I rolled a 25 perception,
I mean, deception, by the way.
The range? I forgot.
I can't roll below a 25.
Amazing.
Which one do I want?
No, there.
I don't know.
Yeah, I, um.
Never.
Can I throw up a, well, she already did it.
Never mind.
If I do.
It wasn't to you.
I just needed to know from my own information.
That's right.
Yeah, I mean, comprehend languages.
Oh yes, O, T, understand languages.
O, tongues, yeah, absolutely.
Okay.
All right, here we go.
Here we go. Let's go ahead and do it.
Everyone. Wait, I'm rolling initiative.
Oh god.
Yay! Oh so much.
Oh god. So much.
So much.
Oh, the music.
I'm stressed.
Okay. All right. It's funny Oh, the music. I'm stressed. Okay.
All right. It's funny when you're
the one that does the stuff.
Every time I look at someone else's rolls,
it feels like I'm coughing.
Hey.
Maybe you do it.
What are you doing over here?
Zero, we're continuing.
Everyone, so we'll go around the table
and let me know what you rolled.
Nydas, what did you roll?
21.
21.
Patia?
Also rolled a 21. 21. Patia? Also rolled a 21.
Amazing.
Zerxus? 10.
10, all right.
Loquatius? 17.
17, Laerryn?
Four. Four.
And Cerrit?
17.
Cerrit, yes.
So Loquatius, Cerrit.
Well, I like that you guys are good at that.
You.
Patia.
Who has the higher dex between you two?
I think me.
Okay.
That's going to be, no.
Yes, me.
You.
This is a first three.
Patia.
Cerrit, Laquatius, Zerxus, Laerry.
Ninus, Patia, Laquatius, Cerid, Zerxus.
Yeah, that's not so bad.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh shit.
Fuck.
We cool, we cool, we cool, we cool.
Unbelievable, Nydas, you are, sorry, Nydas and Patia,
you have split initiative and you act first.
Okay.
Over the telepathic bond,
I think the infernal is kicked up. They seem to be in attack mode. Are we attempting to reach the helm?
Some do, then!
Okay!
First night kicking into high gear. We love it.
How much space is between me and Homie Doth Friend?
The friend.
Oh, Mr. Mylas Friend?
Yes, my friend.
My friend.
Hell yeah, let's go ahead and do this then.
Between you and Mylas Friend,
you're talking about 70 feet.
70 feet, okay, coolio.
Let's do it.
All right, we're going full attack mode.
We're not holding back.
I'm gonna drop two sorcery points
for Quicken Spell summoning Draconic Spirit.
Yes!
Talk about the dragon, I gotta go get a dragon.
Yeah!
Get a dragon, get a dragon!
As is the role,
as comes with the title of being the dragon of Avalir,
you are given a protective spirit
that is the original dragon
who guarded the horde that became,
that is what the Golden Scythe,
our entire holdings are based on,
the horde of the dragon
that used to guard the top of this mountain.
And so it comes with the roll.
You get a free dragon.
Who here speaks Draconic?
Nydas, what does this spell look like as you pop this off?
I think it's fully a coin that I keep in my breast pocket
that I pull out.
What is the name of the dragon, the original dragon
that, I don't know, had its hoard on Toramunda?
Rips. the, I don't know, had its hoard on Toramunda. Yes, the grip side.
Oh god.
What'd you drag on?
Oh man.
Hold on one second.
Oh, this is in a different lore document.
Why didn't I put this in the main one?
Get it, get it.
I want to know its name.
The Dragon of Avalir, the coin goes up,
and the spiritual form of Shaokorzhan
appears and says,
as the gold, you see that its spirit appears
as the gold piece leaves,
the first gold piece that was taken from its hoard,
and its spirit is summoned in its ghost,
grasping for its old hoard.
No!
The coin disappears in midair, reappearing in your pocket,
and it turns to you and says what it has said
every time you summoned it before.
Is my memory mocked anew?
Wow.
It says that every time?
Every time.
I'm so excited.
They're mocking it.
Yes, Shao Korshan, enemies ahead!
I'm going to gesture to Myles' front.
Hell yeah, and you're just going to let it rip towards him? I'm going to, to Miles Friend. Hell yeah! You're just going to let it rip towards him?
I'm going to, I would like to ride it.
Yeah!
So I'm going to hop on its back
and we're together going to ride at Miles Friend.
It has a fly speed of 60.
I also take one of its resistances when it's summoned,
so I will now have resistance to necrotic damage.
Yes!
The two of us are going to just fly at Miles' friend.
I'll hop off and am going to take two attacks.
It will also take its attacks.
Oh my god.
Oh, you're hopping off when you get there?
Yes, I will. Copy that.
Unless you'll let me attack from dragon back.
I'll attack from the person.
I don't see any reason not to.
I'm swinging from the back of a dragon.
Fuck yeah.
Two. Two.
Amazing.
Hell yes.
Big opening move, big opening move.
We've lost the guild master.
As you approach.
Hang out at his feet, whatever you'd like.
So the dragon has,
because you can summon the dragon a little bit ahead of you'd like. So the dragon has them, because you can summon the dragon
a little bit ahead of you.
Yes. Move.
It has 60 fly.
It has a speed of 60 fly, cool.
So you use half your movement to jump up
and then half to, or actually yeah,
you use half your movement to mount up.
The dragon descends on Mila's friend.
Go ahead and take your attacks.
Great. Yes.
I'll go first.
Coming out of the soft up there. Okay. You and take your attacks. Great. I'll go first. Coming out of the soft end. Okay.
22.
22 hits.
Nat 20.
Let's go!
Whoa!
So the first one, on the second attack, I will Flourish.
So we'll make that a defensive Flourish. First attack is going to do
just a cool ten points of damage. Second attack will do nine, 18, 18 plus four is 22.
So 32 points of damage total.
The second one was 22, correct?
The second one was 22, first one was 10,
for a total of 32.
Mm-hmm.
And my AC, which one of the D10s
do you want me to make my
bump to AC?
Which, oh, go with your first one. Okay, I was honestly too excited,
and now all the dice are moved.
I think it was four or five.
Oh yeah, great.
So we'll say it's a four bump to AC.
So we're at 22 AC, And then the dragon will go?
Go for it.
Okay, okay.
Dragon goes.
And he'll take all of his attacks on Miles Friend.
Let's see.
The name Miles Friend is slowly becoming Miles Friend.
Miles Friend is done.
Who brought Miles Friend?
Miles Friend.
Half the spell's level rounded down, so it's two attacks.
My friend.
What was that? My friend.
Two attacks, which is plus your Atel's back.
What's my Atel's back?
That's plus five. Just everyone's
making up their own.
That's going to be a 14 and a seven to hit on its attacks.
Either one of those hit.
14 and seven do not hit.
Great.
This is a dragon we're talking about.
It is a dragon.
And then,
Myla's friend needs to make a dexterity saving throw
against the DC.
Myla's friend needs to make a spell, DC 18.
He succeeds on that save.
Great.
Miles, get over here and tell your friend.
He'll take three more points of damage.
You see, so first of all, Nydas,
go ahead and give me an arcana check.
Oh, you got it.
Also made no perception checks,
truly just wailed on this man.
Arcana? Yeah.
29.
29.
So first of all, I don't think anyone here
has seen the guild master of the Golden Scythe
pop off in a second. No.
A former pirate captain leaps aboard a magical,
translucent, glittering dragon
and take to the sky.
You swing at Milas, hitting his neck twice,
going in about an eighth of an inch.
You immediately can tell that something is wrong.
Number one, you know that those blows
were deadlier in general,
and you don't know what to assume at first.
I'm going to roll some concentration checks.
Green equals.
That's a natural one on a concentration check.
Yes!
Reveal your secrets. Oh no!
You begin to understand why your weapon attacks
were not as effective as you would have otherwise
wanted them to be as the true form.
Oh no!
You grabbed the wrong mini! No, no, I grabbed the right form. Oh no! Damn it! You grabbed the wrong mini!
No, no, I grabbed the right mini.
Oh!
Milas goes,
Guildmaster, if we had just handled
Princess Missonable,
we would have been the winner.
And spreads out his wingspan wide.
You look at a true devil
beholding you here in the middle of the street.
Nydas, any bonus actions from you?
That was everything. That was bonus action.
Action.
Patia, you watch the guild master facing down
a being of the Hells in front of you
that has not walked Avalir in your lifetime.
Whoa.
Hmm.
I'm up, yeah?
Is there heat radiating off of it as well?
Is there a shimmer in the air, or is he just there?
The stark and clear mundanity
with which this creature is here,
he's not wreathed in flames.
Looks like some kind of devil.
You smell a stink of matted fur.
Blood drips off of him.
It's like the blood of a lather,
like a horse that's being run to death.
Jesus Christ.
And there's a dull red to his eyes.
When you think a fire has all the way gone out
and you kick a log and a couple dull red glows
coming out of its eyes.
It is a being of malevolent will
rendered here in physical form.
Oh man.
Oh man.
No bigs.
How tall is he?
We can still talk to it.
I would say he's a good 15 feet tall.
Got it.
All right.
Patia thinks to herself,
well, dragon beats demon.
And I really don't like
what's-her-butt, Miss Lycratia over here, is sporting.
So I'm just going to take a few steps forward
and take my orb, and you see it bursts into flame,
and it starts to levitate in the air for a little bit
as a meteor comes striking down,
and I do a fireball on her and her little skeletal minions.
Hell yes.
What is the range on fireball?
It's 150 feet, so hopefully I'll move up if I need it.
Cool, cool.
I think you should be good,
because that's 80 right there.
Okay.
So you are good to fire it
from right where you are, if you would like.
I will just fire it,
and then I'm going to tuck.
Shit, there's people on the roof.
Rages. Rages on the roof.
Rages on the roof.
I'll go next, so I can.
Can I peek in these little pillars in here?
Can I take a little half cover?
Do you want to take some half cover?
Yeah, hell yeah.
Okay.
Good instinct.
You duck into the pillars there.
I'm in there.
You are in there.
Where's your imagination?
Hell yeah, you duck into that one place there.
Actually, I believe these are all movable.
Oh, there you go.
Oh.
Go for it.
Well, before you roll, actually,
I'm going to see one last thing here.
What is this?
What is this? I don't like that.
I don't like that at all!
And Patia, your instinct as a wizard
gets you just out of the 60-foot range.
Ow!
And the other mage who could hit you
doesn't have line of sight, so you're good to go.
All right.
10d6, let's go.
Six, 12, 14,
16, plus three, 19.
20, six,
30,
four.
34.
Come on, man.
34 fire damage.
That's unbelievable.
I just want to get rid of those scalies.
So I have good news and bad news.
We're going to talk about the those scalies. So I have good news and bad news.
We're going to talk about the bad news first.
Oh god.
I'm going to, as this begins,
the first thing we're going to do
is talk about Lacrytia Hollow.
I'm going to let you know that Lacrytia
wants a roll of 11 or higher right here.
I'll roll it in front of the board to be-
As a kindness? As a kindness, so that you know
we're all on the straight and narrow.
17.
Oof!
So you duck underneath those pillars
in the tower on the corner of the street.
Lacrytia looks at you and says,
Patia, we've worked together for so long.
Your fireball streaks from your hand,
and because you're hiding under there, it can't arc up,
so you see a bead of flame zoom out,
nidus, right underneath your dragon.
Pheww!
You see Lacrytia says,
to the other side.
Her eyes roll up in her head, and she vanishes,
and she is gone as she disappears.
Gone? Gone. It does not look like a teleportation, As she disappears. Gone.
Gone.
It does not look like a teleportation,
but she has nonetheless vanished.
However, that was so much damage,
we don't even have to roll saves for these guys.
They are obliterated.
Yes!
All of the skeletons
are consumed in flame.
Any bonus actions from Patia?
No, she's taking out the trash.
She's not going.
She's not going. No, she did some like,
she's like, a little mention or something.
I'll actually say, because you were aiming right at her,
go ahead and give me a Arcana check.
go ahead and give me a Arcana check.
Okay.
12.
No idea what you did.
Something bad.
The dragon's in the way!
I'm sorry!
Even if it's somewhat translucent.
Even on a 12, you were dealing with a ready to action.
She had something up the sleeve,
like ready for something to pop off.
As soon as something pops off, okay.
She ready.
Patia, that is your turn.
It's turn.
Okay.
All right, quake, quake.
Now.
I'm going to use Seraph.
Oh, it's Seraph?
Unless they have higher, I don't know.
We don't know where they go.
Mylas, if that is his real name, is going to step up.
Backwards, so it's Salam.
Salam?
That's not right. 22.
That's one hit. That's not right.
You're Sal-
Yawsome.
Sammy.
Nydas.
Mylas lashes out with a claw,
deals you 18 points of damage,
and is going to come around with a tail attack as well.
I thank the lord for that good speech
from our friend.
Ooh!
And Mylas whips around with a barbed tail
that you can see is dripping venom.
And you slide all the way out of the dragon's saddle
and it sails over your head.
Ooh, still got it.
Still got it.
Nydas does feel like just a vertebrae in his back,
like, oh no, oh, oh!
Unbelievable. Talking, yeah, talking.
Ah, okay.
You have approximately one hour before you can't move.
Exactly.
Chiropractor tomorrow, for sure.
Don't worry, don't worry.
Ready.
Incredible. Icy hot.
So,
what you see next,
racing out from the corner,
Zerxus, you would recognize these guys.
These are part of Findris' spellguard.
So these are eldritch knights of the city.
They, both of them, are going to rush out.
Help us? Oh. And help us?
Oh.
And be our friends?
And be our friends.
Reinforcements!
After one round, look at that!
We beat them so badly,
they were like, Brennan's like,
oh, this combat's not going to be worth it.
Yeah.
Let's see how fast these guys can make it.
It sucks to be hiding.
Oh my god.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Crouching behind this building,
you see moving faster than human speed should allow.
These armored spell knights come out.
Lacrytia howls at them.
The next thing that Lacrytia says as they start running,
having vanished, her voice just echoes
from all sides in this space.
You see she calls up and says,
Kill them all!
Keep the blood of the masters chosen!
He lives!
Whoa.
And you see them both
run the fuck up.
That was her voice?
That was her voice from all places.
Omni-directional.
Who's the Master's Chosen?
I'm going to be the Master's Chosen.
Yeah, what?
I'm so sorry, one more time.
Can you be more specific?
For everyone in class.
Okay.
It'd be a rough point at which one that would be.
Real-time update, real-time update.
I got a software update on my armor.
Protection from good and evil, right?
I have protection from, yep, I do.
That little blessing.
Protection from evil might be useful.
Uh-huh, uh-huh. In this mode.
You don't want to make any judgments, very good.
Maybe.
I don't know what it, I don't know what that's about.
I'll have to go try to kiss this one.
That's a lot of dice.
I don't want to join this. Okay.
Sorry for this.
That's 14 plus three.
Cerrit, two swings, miss.
The third swing connects for 17 points of slashing damage.
And then 13.
Where are you, sir?
13, 23.
What is the attack number?
32. I spelled it wrong.
32 psychic damage.
Is he?
Can I use my Uncanny Dodge
to have that 32 psychic?
You can actually dodge the whole attack,
if you'd like. The whole smash.
However, I will also point out, am I incorrect?
Do you have Armor of Psychic Damage Resistance?
Oh, I do! I got a fucking cloak!
Wow. So that's going to be...
Armor of Psychic Resistance.
I have resistance to psychic damage.
I need to remember that shit.
Thank you, Brennan. You got it.
Hey, I'm going to kill you guys.
I'm going to be fair the whole time, you know?
So that's actually 17 plus 16, which is 32.
Okay.
Sorry, so yeah, you took 17 plus six.
Yeah, 17 plus 16 is 32.
So if you want Uncanny Dodge to have that,
you can tell that was on a nat 20.
This guy runs up, gets one across the chest.
You spring back with your wings out
to just make it a glancing blow
instead of a truly mortal wound.
Okay, I took 16 points of damage.
You see these spellguard are totally like,
how to put it, they are,
they don't appear to have any infernal runes on them.
They look like Lycretia look.
These look like your companions.
One of them is Fyndras.
You recognize one of the protectors of the city
who is running up, no words of recognition, just attacking.
Would you consider an Eldritch Knight,
just for context, a spellcaster?
Yes. Okay, great.
The guy you are attacking,
I'll say, no role even necessary,
you have seen enough people run with haste on them before.
Both of these guys are hasted right now.
Okay.
And the second one is going up for Loquatius.
Going to take three attacks.
Three? Yep.
I don't like that.
Loquatius.
Okay.
Use the bag. Use the bags.
Use the bags.
Is Loquatius within 10 feet of me?
Because I was hovering above the front line.
Yeah, I would say, if you want to have angled yourself
to be there, you can be, yeah.
Okay.
We can position you closer back over here.
Hovering above the front line, at least,
the background may not be.
You can get everybody, because we were in a tight clump.
Tight clump.
Eight, 12.
Ideal D&D formation.
Loquatius, you were hit twice.
For 20 damage on the first hit.
No. No?
Arcane Ward.
What's that mean?
I'm going to use my reaction
to push my Arcane Ward onto Loquatius.
It takes all of the damage away.
It doesn't take all 20?
All 20's gone.
Okay, another attack is incoming.
My grandchild.
Yeah, exactly.
Jesus, that's an impossibly good roll.
It's going to be 39 damage incoming.
My turn. I'm going to use my reaction
to use my guardian's aura.
You just see this bright burst of light
just jump out of Zerxus,
and in front of you, you see for a second
this image of him with the shield up,
absorbing the damage. I take it instead.
You take all that damage?
I can take it.
Ah, I love it!
So, I was trying to have a romantic moment,
and you're just going to upstage me? Well, there's two romantic moments, that's beautiful.
Zerxus, thank you, Zerxus!
You saved me. I did.
Oh no.
I just lay down and cry in the street.
You can thank me later.
I'll thank you publicly on television.
So, Sirek, you're going to be up to act.
Both of these spellguard of the city have rushed out Publicly, on television. So, Sirek, you're going to be up to act.
Both of these spellguard of the city have rushed out
with some incredibly powerful blows.
You see that their swords are ringing
with a reverberating psychic energy.
The touch of them is enough to burst capillaries
in your nose and head as they strike you.
It is your turn.
I'm still on the ground,
so I haven't successfully kicked up into the air yet,
correct?
That is correct, yes.
Okay, so is just one of these spell ringers
on me or are two in melee with me?
At this moment, one is in melee with you,
another is in melee with Loquatius,
farther than five feet away.
Do I want to fuck around?
Yeah, I think I do.
He's all hasted and shit, though.
Yeah, I'm going to use my bonus action
to use Insightful Fighting,
and I'm going to take one attack.
So it's my insight check against their deception check.
Hell yeah.
If I succeed, my next attack will get sneak attack.
Yeah.
That is 19.
19.
The spellguard fighting you.
Actually, no, I'm sorry, that's a 23.
23? I can't roll over than a 10.
Can't roll over than a 10.
The guy you are fighting has received lots of training
in how to efficiently kill other warriors,
has received no training in how to fight the eyes of Avalir.
You've got this guy wherever you want him.
You got the drop on him.
Yep.
Dope. I'll take one swipe with my hawk to hit.
One swipe.
That's a 25 to hit.
That is definitely going to hit.
Let's go. That miss will 25 to hit. That is definitely going to hit. Let's go.
That miss will have Sneak Attack, which is,
how many 70s and 76s?
Think? It sure is.
Thinks?
Wuggish!
And this guy.
All right.
12, 17,
24.
24 points of slashing damage. 24 points of slashing damage.
24 points of slashing damage?
Yes, sir.
Okay.
You see the dude you're fighting
takes 24 points like a champ.
However, that is a big concentration check for him.
He's got to beat a 12 on a constitution saving throw.
You know what? Again, we'll keep it fair.
I'll roll in front of the board.
Do you want a little tray?
I have a tray back. You know what? I'll get my little tray out there. This guy needs a six or higher. Four!
Woo!
Serrit, as you pop up with your wings and you hit this guy on either side of his head, rattle him,
drop an ax into his shoulder right in a nerve that you know nine times out of 10
will make a mage drop concentration.
Haste, when you lose haste,
you lose your whole next round.
Yes!
I also forgot to roll a d6 plus six, so,
oh no, I'm sorry, it's a d6 plus seven, so that's,
oh, six plus seven, 13 extra points of damage.
Wow, okay!
Fist, man, blades, mages.
I got all my d6s lined up now, kid, sorry.
Sorry about that. There we go.
You watch, as he drops Concentration,
he collapses into a magical lethargy
that you saw Laerryn have earlier at the Ivy Table
when she dropped her cut through the party haste.
Incredible.
Huge moves.
Sarah, any movement from you?
No, not at this, not right now.
Not right now.
I will say, because you so effectively
dropped this dude's concentration,
he will not get a text of opportunity on you if you move.
Bye, I'm out.
Boom, straight up death.
Gone, 60 feet straight up.
60 feet straight up?
Well, and having seen those four individuals
that were visible turn invisible,
I will just clock the one that is danger closest to us,
and I will head in the direction
of the corner of the building closest to
our tax over there.
Hell yeah.
Cool, so you're headed for the corner
with this no-goodnik over here.
Copy that.
Only 50 feet, fly.
Cool, yeah, you drop your dude
and 50 feet is definitely enough.
You can be up on the corner if you want to.
I'll gargoyle it, let's go.
Let's go. Gargoyle it!
It's a done deal.
Incredible.
Loquatius, you're up.
Doing the blink. There's a guy right in front of me. Is this, what, you're up. Doing the blink.
There's a guy right in front of me.
Is this, what did you say his name was?
Finis or what?
Findris.
And this is him?
This is him.
The guy fighting you is the,
I'll let you know exactly who he is.
Findris Lightbreaker, Spellsword of the Tribunal.
What the fuck?
This is a guy who's almost like a bailiff.
His job is to apprehend magical criminals
and things like that,
but you know that's not what he's doing here right now.
Are their eyes their own?
Are their eyes their own,
or are they wearing colored contacts or anything?
Has it been in a rave?
What's going on with their faces?
Yeah, they got those red eyes
that let you know it's a bad guy.
I would say you're trained to look for
that kind of stuff, like domination.
You think this guy's as rotten as Lycratia.
Damn.
You think he's just as rotten as Lycratia.
Underneath my beak!
So, Lycratius, you are looking
at a fellow functionary of the city.
You see Fyndress looks at you, who, you know,
this guy is very much in a different world than you are.
You know, this is not,
this guy doesn't do public-facing things.
But you see, as he slashes at you,
and all of that damage is saved, right?
You see, looking at someone that he thought for sure
he was about to drop standing in front of them, he goes,
I hope you know, Mr. Seelie, it's not personal.
I remain a huge fan.
So. Way worse.
Way worse.
I just laughed.
He's like,.
That was so icky.
I'll get out my quill to sign an autograph,
but instead of signing an autograph,
I will wave it in front of him hypnotically,
and for a moment, maybe my face
just dances in appearance and changes into that of...
What's her name?
Hallow? Like Frisha?
Yeah. Dean Hallow?
Dean Hallow, yeah.
I'll just say to him,
I'll command him,
go take care of the devil, please.
I'll cast Dominate Person on him.
Yes! Ooh, hell yes.
Okay, here we go, here we go.
What is the saving throw on Dominate Person?
18 wisdom.
18 wisdom, here we go.
18 wisdom, he just rolled a 15. Plus?
Plus six.
Oh, that's a bastard.
He powers through the spell, sneering at you,
and he goes,
No, no, no. My mind is my own, Mr. Seelie.
Bonus actions and movement.
I don't like your villains.
They're kind of cool, but really awful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fun to watch.
Fun to watch, awful!
Am I allowed to use Misty Step as a bonus action
because I've already cast a spell?
You've already cast a spell, so unfortunately, no.
If you have any cantrips that are bonus actions
or a way to make them bonus actions, you can do that.
You also, I think, have some bonus actions
like Bardic Inspiration. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just trying to get away from this guy. Yeah.
Yes, so I will, seeing that that failed,
I will just rock around him to the other side
without leaving his melee to his back.
Then I will point up at Zerxus and say,
excuse me, I missed.
Could you take care of this for me?
Ah!
I will inspire you with a d10.
Oh, hell yeah!
D10!
Vacation.
Which one do I want to be my inspiration?
Incredible.
Okay.
Reappearing.
Oh no.
She was here, and now she's here.
Boom.
Lacrytia appears slightly in front of where she was before.
She had to just go all the way back in.
It's a magical distance on my birthday.
Magical distance on our friend Lacrytia,
on our old pal.
How far is she from me?
From you, she is only about 40 feet.
Okay.
This map is clean, you guys.
This is dumb. Sounds really great. It's super cool. I want to go to here. I wish to go to here. She is only about 40 feet. Okay. This map is clean again.
This is dumb.
This is really great.
This is super cool.
I want to go to here.
I wish to go to here.
Not right now.
Yes, exactly.
I'll let you know when it's ready.
I bet the food in this area is delicious.
Oh, great.
I bet you get a great bratwurst.
Yeah, some good street meat.
Oh, this is great.
But it's got that polish, you know?
That gentrified polish of like,
yeah, this is street meat, but organic.
Yeah.
The vendors here sell Beyond Meat for sure, dude.
Oh my god.
Beyond Bratwurst.
They look down on Impossible.
Are we fighting in Solvang right now?
You see on the corner, Sear Steakhouse.
They do a great tomahawk.
You know, they really do.
You're paying for bone.
You're paying for bone.
That's where the flesh comes from.
Right.
Hell yeah.
You're paying for bone.
And in the past.'re paying for that.
Important quotes for this.
Never forget.
So you see that Lacrytia reappears
and is trying to look for Patia
and can't see you through the swarm of the devil
and dragon fighting.
Looks up at you, Nydas, and says,
Get out of my way.
And a pure hand of bone,
a giant's hand erupts out of the ground,
appears in front of you,
and is going to come right for you.
Is it like a thing?
It's like its own thing?
It's like its own thing.
It's hanging in space.
There's a big red physical hand.
It's its own thing.
I'm going to need an athletics check.
The DC you are trying to beat is a 24.
With that fresh vertebrae that you just popped.
This isn't an attack.
It's not making an attack on me, correct?
Mm-hmm. Okay.
You want an athletics check?
High five.
Athletics, yes.
What do you want me to hit?
24 on an athletics.
That's near impossible.
Nothing's in.
I got as close as I ever could have come.
That's going to be a 21.
Incredible.
All of you watch Nydas is taken off of the dragon's back.
The massive, bony hand floating in space
begins to crush you.
Oh!
And after that,
Lacrytia is going to move forward.
Let's see here.
Move forward to right about here.
Oh boy, you're getting, getting range of something.
I get right about there.
I'm going to roll in front of the board for her again.
She wants an 11 or higher.
She didn't get it. Oh baby.
So Lacrytia just steps forward.
However, as she steps forward,
you see flickering around her,
multiple versions of her begin to step out.
So.
I'm playing for keep, you guys.
I'm using all the rules.
All right, that is Lycresha's turn.
Sir Xerxes Ilerez, that's you.
Goddamn it!
Okay, so Nydas is getting crushed.
I think I have a way out.
Great. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna go.
Hey, what's up, guys? Peace!
And everyone else is still down here.
Of these two spellguard down here,
Findris has not been hit yet, has he?
No. No.
But the other one has.
The other one has, and the other one is fully out of it.
Like, gone, gone.
Like, that one's going to lose his next turn
because the haste got dropped.
Love it.
Okay, so I'm going to swoop down,
even though I'm just like, kind of,
oh, I'm kind of right above.
So what happens is Tempest just pivots
and turns on his side a little bit,
just enough for me to swipe down at Fyndrys.
I'm going to attack him.
Do it. Hell yes.
And I am a mounted combatant,
so I get to attack at advantage on that motherfucker.
Woo!
90-20, baby. No Woo! Natty 20, baby!
No!
Come on, bro!
Fuck. Is he a fiend or is he undead?
He's not a fiend or undead or anything like that.
Okay. He's just a regular bad guy.
All right, so then I don't get that,
but I do get my weapon and I double that
and I get my Improved Divine Smite and I double that.
I'm going to burn
a second level spell.
Okay, I got to do math for a second.
Second level spell slot.
That's two, three, one, two.
I'm already running out of d8s.
People need d8s.
You can't go for it.
Okay, so. What do you need? yeah, I'm going to need all that.
All right, so that's weapon,
that's my automatic divine smite,
and then that's a second level,
so that's these, I'm rolling this twice.
Great. Wow!
I'd love to see it.
Natty, 20?
Trial plus.
With a paladin crit.
Twice plus, let me see what my plus is.
A million.
Yeah, it's a lot.
Okay.
Take your time. Four, eight,
that's 12. Save her.
15.
15 plus 16.
15 plus 16 is 31, thanks.
Oh, you're going to help me a lot.
31 so far.
That's only half. 41. Oh, you're gonna help me a lot. 31 so far.
41.
50, oh wait, I'll do that later. 51.
51 plus 12, 13.
51 plus 13 is 64.
Plus 12, 64 plus 12 is 76.
Whoa!
76 points of almost all radiant damage,
but I don't think he's going to be bothered by that.
So you see one swipe,
but then you start to see these after images
of these ephemeral cosmic dust and divine light
just do the same exact repetition of it,
like echoes of that strike.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Yes.
Sick.
How much was that again? 76 points.
76.
All of you, everyone here is good at their job, right?
But we don't have lots of,
as a ring, you guys don't have all the opportunities
to see Zerxus do his job.
You're seeing the job get done right now.
You descend on your ribbon.
Wow.
This guy goes from one of the most fearsome warriors
in the city to bloodied and haggard and wild-eyed
in a single hit.
He is still up, but you have put him
from at peak fighting form
into real danger with a single strike of your sword.
The ring of brass just turns around and we're all like.
Let's fight him!
Before he dies,
it's whiting, widening.
Is he going to fall?
I hate him again.
Incredible, go for it. Same attack.
29 versus AC.
Yeah, 29 is going to get the job done.
I should point out,
you also have a strength of 29.
You are as strong as a storm giant.
Oh my god.
This is the guy.
His strength is 29?
29.
I have an item that gives me that.
Like that flat number?
The number is 29?
The number is 29.
So what is that, plus seven?
I think it's a plus nine.
It's a plus nine to strength.
Yes, it is.
That's terrifying. Terrifying.
So one.
Think about how good of a warrior you have to be
to have any status in a city of wizards.
What? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fair. Yeah.
Okay, oh, this is yours.
You have to have 20.
Godlike strength.
This guy can punch through a wall.
It's kind of like a spell, you know?
My spell is hitting.
It's a great spell.
My Improved Divine Smite, and then I'm doing one.
Yes, okay, so here we go.
This is 10 plus 14, 24 plus 12,
36 points of damage.
You did over a hundi on this turn?
Let's go!
Hundi.
I love hundi. Fully at death's door. on this turn? Let's go! Oh, Hunty. Oh, Hunty.
Fully at death's door, still standing.
I will also say that this dude did shield and it truly doesn't matter because both of your attacks
have just, you just see a little like,
No!
A little shield goes up and boom!
On death's door. I know that you have more you can do.
Mike Griffin can attack, yes?
Yes, absolutely.
Okay, so Tempest is going to
hopefully try to finish him off.
Mm-hmm.
Sir, it's close.
Come here to hit.
I start taking a 10.
I'll share a point.
20 to hit.
20 does not hit. And his second attack. Dang. 20 to hit. 20 does not hit.
His second attack.
Dang.
Nope, six.
Can he use the inspiration on Tempest?
No, he can't.
I will say no.
Yeah, we're different creatures.
I will say no.
But we're all the same on the inside.
We're all the same. Wow.
Wow.
We're really selling something this season.
We're big. The games are running.
I just turn and a tempest straightens himself
and I'm hovering right above him
and I just look down at him and I say,
Neil Trader!
Incredible.
I kneel.
How you doing?
No!
He could be talking to any of us.
Incredible.
So with that,
you shout, kneel at him.
Give me an intimidate check.
You just did so much damage to this guy.
All right.
I can use this on that if I need to, right?
If you want to.
You can also save it for later.
For other juicier things.
Important things.
16.
This guy is as devout as they come.
He's going to die here in front of you before he kneels.
All right.
He's made his choice.
The only other thing I'll do is I'll just reposition myself
to make sure that as many of my allies
are within 10 feet of me.
Amazing.
You can do that pretty easily,
but I will say you probably have to,
you could only get about five feet up
before you trigger an attack of opportunity from this guy.
Yeah.
So do you want to be like five feet in the air?
I just want to be right above,
before triggering the attack of opportunity, I'll.
Cool, so you kick it there and extend your aura.
At least, the only people you can really get here,
it looks like, are Laerryn and Loquatius.
That's good. Cool.
Who are the most exposed still in the street,
so it makes sense. Down on the ground.
Incredible.
We are going to go from Xerxes.
We go from Zerxus.
You see Lacrytia, who is still standing here,
although now mirrored.
She calls up to the sky.
You see she yells out,
Who here speaks Infernal?
No one here speaks Infernal, right?
No. No.
Give me a wisdom saving throw at disadvantage.
Is this a spell or a magical effect?
No, it's not. Okay.
He's trying to make you understand it
because you bonded with a god.
Yeah.
A wisdom saving throw at disadvantage.
Yeah.
Come here, come here, come here.
Wisdom.
I just rolled another 20.
Oh, that's disadvantage, though!
Two, two, two. Two.
Oh, that's not advantage, it's disadvantage, so 12.
Heartbreaking.
It is heartbreaking.
As you injure Fyndress,
he looks up at you and, on the verge of death,
he's lost 120 hit points this turn or something like that.
He looks up and goes,
Brother.
So that.
And the word he says, you understand to mean brother.
Why?
What?
And you realize the word you heard before
that Lacrytia said echoes in your mind again.
Clouthy.
Runes up. And you don't understand what it means.
You only understand the literal words.
As that happens,
Lycretia calls out in Infernal again.
Everyone hears the first word clearly,
but doesn't understand the rest of what she says,
except for Zerxus. rest of what she says,
except for Zerxus.
She calls out and says,
Zortaza, the blood of the Chosen,
and points out.
And...
No!
More stuff.
There's more? No!
There's more!
You guys are doing great, aren't you?
We are.
Give us all the things, Brennan!
Put them on the map!
The Blood of the Chosen?
Who's the Chosen?
Is he the Chosen? Is he the Chosen?
They're going to eat me.
An armored, a beautiful armored woman
with a porcelain face and ruby red lips,
a horned helm and bright red wings.
Alights, having been crouched like a spider
behind that tower, surges forward.
Whoa!
And is coming right for you.
Coming right for you.
And she is going to make a bunch of attacks.
Okay.
And she's going to make all of them with disadvantage.
Right, because I have protection from good and bad.
I know.
I was thinking the same thing.
I was like, I'm going to burn a few third-level spells.
I know!
I'm like, we're going to have a good time.
Zerxus is going to do a shit ton of damage.
Laquatia's going to hide. We're going to have a good time. Zerxus is going to do a shit ton of damage. Laquatia's going to hide.
We're going to have a great time.
Do I blow my load here?
Exactly. I know.
I mean, oh, okay.
We're trying to steal people?
You see she rushes up
and all of you watch her take three incredible swings.
As she goes to hit, you see each one,
before it even connects with Xerxes' armor,
sparks as though from steel, striking steel,
bright red erupt as she hits some kind of aura.
And you see he goes.
The street is illuminated in red.
Before it is illuminated, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
in silver, green, blue.
It's the finale of the firewitch experience!
Oh, stop!
That ain't work!
No one's ever liked firewitches!
Why are you the Sin of Cyrus?
You're crushing me!
You think this is the time to do bits?
Let me out of the fucking hand!
I can't even see it!
Get me out of the hand!
See, those sparks come from something else.
You guys see that her sword hits something,
and she looks at you as she fails three times in a row,
and you see her face goes like this
and she speaks again in a language
none of you can hear as the battle rages on and goes,
It is beautiful.
Oh!
You!
What, what, what, what?
I made the wrong choices!
I know!
I made the wrong choices!
You massaged the right guys and now now who's got a force field?
I don't know if it's a dog.
Yeah, I bet you know.
Okay. I'm going to die.
I'm freaking out. And only you
can understand it.
Yeah.
Wow.
Same Zerxus, she's angry.
Everyone is just flirting with Zerxes.
Everyone's just a beast.
North of a hunter. The next thing that happens
is going to be pretty complicated.
Even more? Even more.
So Lacrytia once again barks out,
and you see she points up at you, Saret,
and goes,
The Inquisitor, now!
And you see a couple things happen.
So this, now no one else can see this.
You can see it just fine,
because you see those two grains of sand in the night sky.
That invisible mage alights to the rampart,
flings himself off, begins to fall,
and Misty steps here.
Oh!
Oh!
Fucking clean.
It's cool.
That is so cool! And you see the other mage Boom, and Misty steps here. Oh! Fucking clean. It's cool.
That is so cool!
And you see the other invisible mage
right in front of you.
I am going to need...
I have blindsense.
It sends anything within 10 feet I can see.
Anything that I can hear.
Oh, you see both of them playing as day.
You know exactly where these guys are.
I'm going to need from you...
Woo hoo, Dalvin! Right you. Woo hoo, Dalvin.
Right now. Woo hoo, Dalvin.
What's that?
Is this greater invisibility?
What role am I looking at being better at this?
I'm nervous.
You actually, it is greater invisibility.
Yeah, okay, never mind.
But.
Oh, that negates what you were going to do.
Not at all.
They both drop out of invisibility
right in front of you. Because they're making attacks.
They are doing some crazy stuff.
I am going to need from...
This is the same round still.
This is the same round.
I'm going to need from you...
Wait, you haven't gone yet.
I know, it's so bad
and I haven't done anything yet. You just got one.
One to get to.
I'm going to need a wisdom saving throw from you.
Thank you, Matt.
Okay. And I'm going to need it
with disadvantage.
Woo!
Lucky!
I got so many other pretty things, not wisdom!
Lauren's just bold.
Wabam!
13. Ooh! 13.
13.
Ooh.
13.
Cool.
You see this mage right here.
You recognize as a working guild's craft mage.
This mage could hit you with probably some
third-level spells, really make your life challenging.
Is the one casting the spell,
I think they're both casting,
are either of them within five feet of me?
I would get advantage. Yes, one of them.
Yes, so one of them is casting a spell
right in front of you. Okay.
Which means that with Mage Slayer,
you could use your reaction if you want.
I've already used my reaction
in front of Candy Dodge. All right, use your reaction.
Yep. Yep, good call.
So. They're both crap rolls.
Even the higher one was only 14,
so it would'd be 17.
You see one of these mages do something
that seems truly strange to you.
One of these powerful mage right here on the rampart,
all he is doing is funneling ether to his friend
to give you disadvantage on the spell that comes next.
The one right in front of you looks up.
These guys don't look as bad as that puppet did before,
but you see their eyes are sunken and sleepless.
These guys have been tampering with some bad magic.
Oh shit.
He looks at you,
reaches forward as he comes out of invisibility,
grabs your face, puts his forehead to your forehead,
and goes,
The tools of Vespin Chloras!
You feel a Detect Thoughts shoot into your head.
Oh!
You, immediately unbidden, think of Orwyn,
the chamber, the report, what you told him to do.
Oh no!
Fuck!
Damn!
Detect Thoughts, second-level spell,
but he goes through
and you can see him grabbing onto that.
It's a description.
Oh no.
So he just mind...
Wow.
He's zoomed in.
I love you, Serjic Burling.
That's what I had for lunch that day.
What's the whole fuck?
What's the significance of the mac and cheese?
Okay.
And you see
this dude do that,
turn, rush, and fling himself off the wall.
Oh god.
And you hear a thud
as he hits the ground on the other side.
And a grunt of pain.
And then a hand hurdler laughs.
We'll go around the corner, he'll just still be there.
Nursing a swollen ankle.
Ah!
Ah, I should've climbed down.
Incredible.
Got too excited.
Amazing.
Family guy moment.
Yeah, it's our scene.
Du-hoshed? Oh yeah.
It's either hush-kosh-regosh or du-hoshed.
I love Bernal.
So far. In the deep speech.
Life-sitting.
Yeah.
Holy crap.
Okay.
I want to throw up so much.
I want to throw up.
Okay.
I am going to need...
You see, I'm going to need two dexterity saving throws
from Zerxus, Tempest,
Laerryn, and Loquatius.
You all make two?
You all are going to make two.
Is this a spell or a magical effect?
This is a spell.
Then everybody in my aura
has advantage on this saving throw.
Okay. Thank you.
And everyone within 10, so yeah, 10 feet.
And you also get a plus five to your saving throw.
What? Okay. Amazing.
Were we rolling an disadvantage?
No, we were just rolling twice.
We were just rolling twice,
so you're going to roll them both with advantage.
With advantage and both of them with a plus five.
Then I have to go make sure.
25 and 18.
25 and 18.
Those are quite good rolls, Architect Arcane.
Hell yeah.
Thanks, Arsene.
Yeah, there we go. I, Zerxus. Cheers.
Way to go.
I don't know what to do.
I know!
There's just too many.
There's so much shit.
I got 22 and 24.
Let's go! 22 and 24?
All right.
How we doing, Zerxus?
I'm going to do mine,
and then I got to do Tempest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
Damn, Dex, my first one is, damn,
a 13.
13 for the first one?
Okay. For the second one,
better, 22.
You do have...
Oh yes, I'm going to use my Bardic Inspiration
on that first one.
Go for it.
That was a 13, right?
Yeah.
It is now a 17.
Okay, better, slightly.
Yes. 17?
17 and 22.
And for Tempest...
Fuck.
Tempest, where are you, dex save?
Mm, a nine.
And a, that's kind of cocked. is that a 14 or is that cocked?
I'd say it's a 14. All right.
And a, oh, no, no, no, the nine is a 14,
because Tempest is in my aura.
And then this is a 21, 14 and 21 for Tempest.
14 and 21 for Tempest?
All of you make all of these saving throws.
What?!
Which means, from the mages over here,
you see streaking fireballs
that race towards you.
I'm still going to get some points.
Collection of fireballs.
34 halved to 17, and 35 halved to 17.
You see they kill Fyndras.
He's dead right in front of you.
Wow.
They look at how injured he is
and have no compunction and don't seem to have any...
How they are fighting is not how soldiers fight,
it's how fanatics fight.
There is no compunction about ending Fyndras' life
there in front of you.
Wow.
So.
So you took 17 fire and 17 fire from those attacks.
How's Tempest looking, having taken that damage?
So because I have the Mountain Combatant feat,
if he makes a dexterity saving throw,
he doesn't take any damage.
Ooh! Oh, nice.
Tempest spreads his starry wings and is unharmed.
Amazing.
So 34 total for us.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
I lose the rest of my arcane ward.
Oh.
Oh.
That's okay.
Oh, I hate to see it.
That's okay.
Hey, what are you doing in this fight?
Do something! Really?
No, no, no!
It's only been 11 seconds, okay?
We're at the last of the 11 seconds.
Laerryn's still got a chance.
Late as always!
Oh my god.
Wow. Yes.
Woo!
We all take part in it.
That's incredible.
Reverse inspiration.
Oh, Jesus.
Class.
This is still the first round, isn't it?
We're still in round one.
A lot has happened.
We're about to go back to the,
we're about to get to the bottom of the round,
but of course, we got them called out,
so the K'nauthi arrive.
Oh, the K'nauthi. What?
The who? The whomst?
What?
The who, Megan?
Who are these people? Look at those fucking minis, dude.
When he sent us the flow chart
of all the different factions of the city,
I thought he was just trying to confuse us.
Do they walk? It was a menu.
Do they walk out of hiding, or are they like,
of all these people that want to kill?
All of them emerge.
What's in the bag?
Wait, hold on. Yes.
Sorry, I have resistance to spell damage.
Do I get to have that again? You get to have it again. Let's fucking go. Come Wait, hold on. Yes. Sorry. I have resistance to spell damage. Do I get to have that again?
You get to have it again.
Let's fucking go.
Come on. You get to have it again.
Honestly, with both those fireballs,
wait, is your Abjuration of the Ward still up or no?
Wait, so wait, drop to 34,
and it would be 17 total.
No, ward is down.
It would actually not be 17 total.
It would be 17 halved to eight twice.
So it would be 16 total.
Okay, 16 total.
It still takes the last 13 off of it.
But okay, that's fine.
But I don't take any damage.
I get my 10 HP back.
You put one back here, by the way.
You put one, there's one back here.
No, he didn't.
Yeah, he did, he put one all the way back here.
Now this is Nark energy.
Take half of these minis off the board.
This entire battle set is Nark energy.
Here we go.
Why are you hiding people over the corner?
There's a bunch over here!
Exactly. Let's go!
People can't see this one.
Can you see this, people?
Yeah.
Okay. My heart.
So.
So much to do.
We see. What is this shit?
There's just a lot going on. What is this shit?
These are spiritual weapons.
You see the Qunalthi come out.
No! Why?
Evil clerics.
Evil clerics.
Tight, tight. Okay, clerics. Tight, tight.
Okay, all right.
Okay, okay.
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
Just all the AoEs.
Yeah. All the lightning.
At least there's nobody up in the middle of the street
and surrounded by, oh!
If we had an Age of Arcanum fight
that was any less goofy than this.
I truly thought we were all going to move forward,
and now it's just a full division of everyone.
Another spiritual weapon.
It's you against a platoon of evil.
And I'm inside of a hand.
We got this.
I don't even know how bad it is yet.
I don't know how we...
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Hell no.
I'm being crushed!
Did those fireballs also kill the other Eldritch Knight guy
who was recovering from haste?
Give me that one more time.
Did those fireballs also kill the guy
who was recovering from haste?
No, he's miraculously still on his feet,
but he's still going to lose his turn.
Oh, okay.
Looking incredibly injured.
Okay.
One, two, three.
The Qunalthi rush forward.
Again.
This is this way.
I'm supposed to know who that is.
We learned that word last time.
I mean, you are in a burrito of trouble.
It's bad to be on the ground.
I'm in a true burrito of trouble.
I mean, I'll want to come in and help you,
but that's a breakfast bowl.
Okay, your dragon's armor class,
if you would be so kind. 19.
I mean.
They are going to
I feel so sorry.
Mock his memory.
Mock his memory.
Should we just take a picture?
I don't know if I've ever,
I don't think I've ever played a game
where somebody's been more fucked.
Yeah, you got me surrounded.
Like, more surrounded.
Everything in that picture is an enemy, except for one.
It's true.
Your dragon is going to take
12 points of damage from one of the spiritual weapons.
Okay.
Your armor class is still 22 currently.
22, but if people are swinging on me, I might shield.
People are swinging on you.
Definitely swinging on you.
Then a brother's going to shield.
Muffled under this thing,
you surround yourself with golden energy.
The scales of the dragon protect you.
These guys are 27.
27?
Goddamn!
Not now.
I'm still not as strong.
Not now.
Still not even Xerxes' strength.
Okay, you take 11 points of damage
from one of these knives, only due to a natural 20.
And I save concentration.
All of you watch, rushing from the shadows,
as the Q'nalthi emerge,
much like the person you saw dead earlier.
You see their lips have been carved off their face.
They've carved their eyelids off their face
so that they cannot blink.
They rush forward
and rush and attempt to,
you watch as their shadows leave behind them
and rise up into fangs and claws.
Their spiritual weapons are like
the barbs of the devil himself.
I mean, that's cool.
And...
I'm giving that.
That's kind of tight.
That's kind of dope.
There's so much bad stuff there.
Yes. That does not hit.
The K'nauthi rush forward, chittering and screaming.
You also see as they rush,
all of them up near their elbow,
like right here on the outside of their forearm,
all of them have a large infernal rune
and a very fresh wound,
as if a dagger was dragged over it.
And when the Kanathi came out,
did they emerge from hiding?
Did they apparate?
They did not apparate.
They emerged from hiding.
You saw these guys were told to fan out
prior to your advance, but all of them,
you could hear doors and stuff open.
These guys were hiding in buildings,
waiting for the noise of battle to emerge.
We don't want that bratwurst.
Laerryn, Cora, Marseille, it is your turn.
Come on!
Okay, so. Come on, girl.
It's bad.
It's bad to see, and I don't enjoy it.
It's bad to see.
I need to get away from mages that can see me
because I'm trying to hide to cast a spell.
Can I get into that little room?
Do you want to join Patia underneath that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would love to join Patia.
No one's in melee with you.
You may absolutely rush in to join Patia.
Architect Arcane, you rush into one of the buildings
of Avalir side by side with the Keeper of Scrolls.
It's bad out here.
It's bad, we're running.
This feels personal, right?
Yeah.
Well, anyone that can fly is going to need to.
I'm going to Reverse Gravity in the center.
There's too much bullshit there and I need it up.
Okay, amazing. There's no ceiling.
I'm here for it. Yeah.
100 feet up, 100 foot diameter.
Okay, give me the exact area of it.
Spell Reversal is grabbing a 50-foot radius,
so 100 feet across, 100-foot high cylinder,
centered on a point within range.
I'm centering it on homegirl.
Woo!
I hope she can fly.
All creatures and objects
that aren't somehow anchored to the ground
have to make a dex save.
DC is 20.
Or go.
Or go like that's a ground now.
That's called changing the game.
Yeah. Game changer.
We got enough people in the air
and if it catches a couple of the homies,
we've got fliers to grab them.
Truly, people are just stabbing knives
into a big red hand, and now,
I'm feeling us lose gravity.
Incredible.
You're dragging flies, right?
He's got wings.
Am I dragging a fly? I won't be okay.
First off, I'm going to need to see
if anybody can do anything about this,
which I don't think anyone can.
Hold on. No.
That is, you are just out of range there.
I Counterspell it.
I've been working with them all along!
I don't think anything would actually hurt me more.
I think I'd actually be like, I'm Sam.
I would be like, Sam Riegel hurt my feelings.
This is not the time to reveal you're the enemy.
Let's get dexterity checks from the dragon
and actually from Nydas.
Me inside that hand.
You inside that hand.
DC dex 20.
Come on, Nydas.
Dex 20, or what's the DC?
Yeah, it's 20.
Dex 20.
Nydas? How is that DC so high?
I got good stuff!
I am good at being a wizard, Brennan!
Incredible, 20 is quite prodigious.
Incredible, okay.
And then the dragon.
Go ahead and roll for the dragon.
The dragon,
I think only gets a 19.
I think we both fail.
The dragon sucks.
Yeah.
I save this to grab something to stay on the ground.
Why they're no longer in a game.
Yeah.
There's no reason.
There's no reason.
There's going to be a spa about you someday, Chaka Khan.
I was going to say, it's pretty close to Chaka Khan.
I think I might just be calling him Shock from now on.
Okay.
Right, and you know I want the ones over there, too.
Which ones?
It's 100 feet across.
I want to catch.
It's a 50-foot radius.
Is it centered on Lacrytia?
Yeah, so if it's centered on her,
then it probably wouldn't hit them.
Cool. Dang it.
It's all good.
All good.
All my, oh man, right on the edge.
Right on the edge. I could have been cuter. That's fine. You can do it. No, it's fine. It's fine, it's fine,, all good. All my, oh man, right on the edge, right on the edge. I could have been cuter, that's fine.
No, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
I think you're doing okay, though.
We're good, we're good?
Yeah, you're about to get pretty much everybody.
Except for two people, maybe?
And a bunch on the other side.
Bless you. Thank you.
Gee, oh my lord. What does reverse gravity do?
Are we just exactly what you think it is?
It makes ground that way,
and then if someone knocks this off of me,
they're coming back down.
It's pure fuckery.
Oh, so people are just going to start flying
into the sky? Yes!
Uh-huh.
Wow. Okay.
It's as awful as it sounds.
It's a great action to dismiss it.
It is, but it's also one of those fun things
where I'm like, I hope you hit me
and I drop Concentration.
It makes the spell good.
Yeah.
Uh-huh, or they just keep going that way.
So, Laerryn, you.
Sorry, quick last cheeky question.
Yes, go for it.
Does Reaction reset at the top of the round?
Top of your turn.
Top of my turn.
Top of your turn. Okay.
How did Dean Hollow do?
You look forward,
and this is your city.
You are the Architect Arcane.
Lycretia looks at you,
and Patia underneath that tower, and says,
Running away?
I wouldn't do it!
And goes straight up,
straight up all of the Kanalthi,
ass over tea kettle, just leaving.
We keep calling him Milas' friend,
definitely not his name.
Milas is just so heavy that he's like,
nope, and squats down.
But you see that all five of the Qunathi
and Lacrytia go up 50 feet in the air.
Fantastic.
And are just oscillating up there,
seemingly without an ability to move.
Okay, okay.
Huh? It's 100 feet.
100 feet?
So they're here.
Bye-bye. Fantastic.
Am I there as well? Bye-bye.
Oh yes, you are there as well. Did the hand go? Am I still in the hand? You're still in the hand. The handbye. Fantastic. Am I there as well? Bye-bye. Oh, yes, you are there as well.
Did the hand go?
Am I still in the hand?
You're still in the hand.
The hand fell with you.
So you all pop up.
Fell. Fell with you.
And the dragon, too.
Good girl!
And the dragon.
So literally, everyone leaves Milas' friend.
Milas is all alone on the ground.
I'm going to need the audience at home to just,
I'm not getting risers for all this.
So, up 100 feet.
Unbelievable.
Just holding my hand up and looking over at Patia.
It's bad here.
This is fucked.
Hey, when I have to drop this, do you want to slap me?
Hmm.
Talk to me in 60 seconds.
Okay.
Nydas, that is going to be your turn.
Okay.
So I'm trapped into hand.
And floating in the air.
This is insane.
Okay, Quicken spell,
I think Freedom of Movement.
Will that free me?
That will free me from this restraint, correct?
Absolutely, Freedom of Movement will free me from this restraint, correct? Absolutely. Freedom of movement
will free you from this restraint.
Great.
Oh!
I am going to fucking cast Freedom of Movement,
fucking slide out.
Just straight out of this fucking thing.
Grab onto Shaq.
Yes. Then I am wondering if you will allow me this fucking thing, grab on to Shak.
Then I am wondering if you will allow me to use one of or both of Shak's attacks
to grapple Lacrytia.
I will, hey, that is absolutely rules as written.
You can use that, you can replace a melee weapon attack
or replace a melee attack with an athletics check.
I'm intending to bring her down and with us over here.
That's great.
Great, we're going to do that.
So first, I guess I'll just,
what is, what's this man's stats?
What is this man's stats?
First one's a nat one.
Okay, she overcomes that.
Second one is going to be,
add proficiency bonus or not?
Yes, definitely add the proficiency bonus to this.
Oh, okay.
But what I would say, too, here, that's important.
Tell me what's important.
I'll tell you what's important. I'll tell you what's important. Tell me what's important.
I'll tell you what's important.
You are making grapple checks,
but you are still contending with a Mirror Image spell.
Okay.
So I need you to roll a d20.
Okay.
I think here, hold on one second.
Yeah.
Actually, she's going to roll,
but I'll roll in front of the board to keep it safe.
You want a one through a five on this die right here.
Give it to me.
Give me the one through the five.
One through five is what you want.
Yeah!
So unbelievably,
and what did you roll on that athletics check?
25!
Let it out!
You, bubbling on the tides,
you see literally all of the stones.
I think when you cast that spell,
you guys see Laerryn's arcane mark
appear on every cobblestone
as the city is summoned to your command,
and all of them just go
with little veins of brumestone
and push everyone up a hundred feet.
As you tumble out with your old,
again, piratical dexterity,
out of the hand, you grab your summoned dragon.
Your dragon looks at four blinking images of Lycretia,
who says,
You fool, you are no wizard!
Your dragon
grabs the exact right one.
Yes!
Your dragon has grappled Lacrytia Hollow.
Let's go!
Eat her!
Is bringing her close to people bad
because she can Counterspell?
We're just going to fuck her up.
I would, we're going to, I'd like to use,
so he has 60 feet of fly.
So I'd like to start to bring her down and toward,
I'd like to get as close to Zerxus.
The ground as possible? Exactly.
Cool. Moving diagonally.
So you're bringing her towards?
Towards all of us.
Hell yes, amazing.
That is, they start 100 feet up.
Yeah. Okay, cool.
So you're about 40 feet off the ground
when all is said and done.
Can we use my movement for us,
because I'm mounted, will you allow that,
or do we stop? No, I will make you
stick to the dragon's movement.
You could dismount if you wanted to bust a move,
but that is...
Oh, and as we fly away,
I think I'll use the dragon's breath weapon
on the floating.
Canalthy?
On the floating Canalthy.
Yeah, go for it, baby.
What do they need to roll?
DC 18.
Desperate saving throw.
DC 18, Desperate saving throw.
Jesus.
The haul. The haul.
If they fail, they take two damage.
If they succeed, they take one damage.
Woo!
The dragon was focused on other things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I hear you, I hear you.
Listen, the dragon pulled off something
pretty fucking cool, okay?
Yes.
Here we go.
So we're going to get you and your dragon here.
Bada boom.
I've never used this much blue tech in my life.
And it's us.
It just takes everything to a whole new level.
Okay.
So. B. So.
Ba-da-boom.
As so, quick breath weapon goes out.
Here's the thing, though.
They are going to have to make concentrate.
They take damage, so they have to make concentration.
We'll take it.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Any below?
Okay.
You see that one of the spiritual weapons vanishes
as one loses concentration.
And let's get Lacrytia out here as well.
There's so much going on.
It's a complicated combat.
It's almost like the Fireborn.
So, Nydas, that is your turn.
Oh, I still have stuff.
That's all dragon.
That's all I have.
Yeah, dragon!
I mean, I guess I...
Dragon!
All-time dragon!
All-time dragon!
Is Lacrytia still able to do semantic?
She can still do stuff, right?
I guess I'll just stab her a bunch while she's grappled.
Yeah, go for it.
Let's just get nasty. I'm going to stab.
I've grappled this woman,
and now I'm going to stab her a bunch.
I love it. Okay.
Do I have, oh, that's a nat 20.
Oh my god! Yes!
Incredible, go ahead and roll.
Nat 20 absolutely hits, go ahead.
Great.
Do I have advantage on these?
Hold on one second.
The grapple to speed.
Grapple to, no, you do not have advantage.
Great.
Go ahead and roll damage for me.
Great. Oh, damage first?
Yeah, let's do it.
Or you can roll your second attack if you want to.
I'll roll it.
We'll roll the second attack,
just in case we double crit.
We love a crit.
We didn't double crit, but 24 hits?
All right.
24 hits.
Great.
You roll both your attacks.
Great.
I'm going to...
So this is a very interesting thing.
I'm going to have to make a little home rule here.
I'm going to have to make a little bit of a home rule here.
Mirror image, you normally have to chew through,
but you know exactly where this lady is.
She's the one in the claw.
So what I'm going to do is this.
I'm going to roll for mirror image,
but I'm going to roll with disadvantage.
Okay. Cool?
So that's how we're going to adjudicate that, right?
Still one through five?
Still one through five means you hit the actual person.
Okay.
But you got a better chance to do it.
So there's two.
That's a five. That's two fives!
Oh my god, two fives!
So the nat 20 hits.
Remember, you're not chewing through mirror images
because you're hitting the real person,
so you still got the spell up at full effect.
The next one,
it's a four!
You get her both times.
What was that second attack, by the way?
24.
24?
Yeah, she throws up a shield and it doesn't matter.
You hit both times.
Right.
I just imagine I'm holding onto the claws,
and just the leg,
and just jamming in between his claws.
Let's go!
First one is going to be...
Oh!
Goodbye, guys.
Where'd it go?
Where'd they all go?
I completely forgot which dice I rolled.
I'm going to do that again.
Mm-hmm. That that again. Incredible.
Okay, first one is going to be a 4, 10, 11, plus 9. So 20 points of damage on the first attack.
Dang, dude. And my AC is now 24.
Jesus.
Second attack is going to be just another 10.
So 30 points of damage total.
All of you watch as the gravity reverses.
Nydas swings out, grabs the dragon, taking her down.
You see there's a swirl of her mirror images,
and both times, just your eyes gleam golden.
Ha! Ha!
She looks badly injured as you descend to the ground.
Okay. Screaming out.
Her eyes go jet black, black ichor.
She screams in necromantic rage.
I believe that's your full turn, correct?
That is my full turn.
They're coming back down to earth?
Yeah, the dragon grabbed her
and is bringing her back down to the ground.
Are you staying in that column?
40 feet up. They're exactly that high.
I would say with his 60 feet of movement,
we are out of the Gravity Well.
Cool, yes, you are out of the Gravity Well.
And only the fiend is on the ground.
Everybody else is 100 feet up in the air.
Correct. Whoa. Yeah, in that cluster. Yeah, yeah. We got some people over here. See, if you're out of the gravity well. And only the fiend is on the ground. Everybody else is 100 feet up in the air. Correct. Whoa.
Yeah, in that cluster.
Yeah, yeah. We got some people over here.
See, if you're out of the gravity well,
then that actually makes sense.
You had to move, so you're actually 50 feet up
because you had to go a little bit more horizontal
to get out of the gravity well.
Great. Cool.
It's like a riptide, you have to swim.
Yes.
Don't swim against it!
Swim to the side!
Shock, shock!
Patia, that's you.
I think there's a weird glow.
Okay.
A lot has changed very quickly.
I'm just going to look at Laerryn and be like,
I think I'd prefer the night to break a sweat.
And snap, and I'm going to cast Haste.
Yes!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
On Zerxus.
Hell yeah.
Now we're having fun.
He likes sweating.
Big concentration spell,
so I'm just going to camp in the tower.
Yeah, yeah.
We're going to hold on here.
Yeah, you two have just found the shade.
Yeah, we are.
Lovely.
Got a little Mai Tai.
Yes, exactly.
I just didn't know why wizards have a tower.
It's safe here and we can do our magics.
It's so comforting. This is nice.
Incredible. I believe you are both
holding concentration spells right now, right?
Unbelievable.
So.
Haste on you.
Patia, you extend your hand and once again,
you see a stream of runes of the library,
which is your domain, reach out from your hand
to the First Knight of Avalir.
This, again, the entire street is lit up all around you
with runes and light.
A battle of the Flying City of Avalir
in the Age of Arcanum.
You, Zerxes, as you feel that haste come to you,
both you, both, it's only, so this is like the first,
this is now our second round.
Xerxes and Laerryn, each for different reasons,
your belt, something on your belt gleams.
Vroom, vroom, vroom.
And you hear a voice on a sending stone.
This is coming from Seshara Drake,
who's the captain of the Chancellor's Guard.
She calls out and says,
First Knight, we have an issue!
Around you, you hear boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
of the fireworks finale.
And you hear a firework go off
and at a little bit of a delay, the ground underneath you.
Boom!
Something deep underground.
Something happening at the same time as this finale.
No!
You also, Laerryn, see on your bracelet,
Callum Staffwright's mask,
Seshara Drake over the Sending Stone says,
First Knight, there's an attack in the labyrinth!
They're attacking the Eldritch!
No.
That was a distraction.
This was.
Oh my goodness.
Oh no.
Fuck.
Can we get out of here?
Yes.
Can we kill these people?
Or just go?
But you see, yeah, Callum is calling to you right now.
You open it up.
You see Callum, his face appears.
The lighting on his face is strange
as it moves in the illusion.
It's like some lights have gone out somewhere.
You see he looks at you and says,
Architect, I beg your apologies, but there is...
Something is wrong.
We're losing power for some of the outer Eldritch batteries
and, or at least it's being disrupted.
The calyx, the arboreal calyx,
it's asking to requisition 30% of the city.
No!
There are stop gaps when an engine
requests that much energy.
Do you want me to kill that?
Kill it.
All right.
And his transmission ends.
As he kills that,
the calyx does not receive 30% of the city's energy.
That is...
What'd you just do?
Yes, what's happening right now?
We're making big game time decisions.
Big game time decisions.
As you say that, and he kills that,
and his transmission ends,
you see Myla's friend and the the Eringis next to you.
Yes.
The one that just looked at you and called you beautiful.
She looks and goes,
and vomits blood.
You've seen something just like that before.
What the fuck?
What is happening?
I thought we were doing good and now it feels bad?
You're doing good?
Wait, I think that's good.
I think it's good that they vomit blood.
I think they're slushing power off of the Kalex.
So I think if we give it a 30%- Is the bow in the Kalex?
No, no, no. The bow is in the Leeroy.
The Leeroy.
We are going to contest.
You watch that and you see Milo' friend down below, take a moment.
Ah!
And clutch his stomach.
No, fuck.
You...
You watch as Patia, you cast Haste.
Yes.
Fuck. As Patia, you cast Haste. Yes. Oh fuck.
Milas is going to fly up.
And as he does so,
yeah, he's going to...
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
What's our play?
What are we doing?
We're trying to kill these guys? What's your dragon's armor play? What are we doing? Are we trying to kill these guys?
What's your dragon's armor class?
19.
Where? Go where?
I mean, it's either the engine
or the septariat. That's a hit.
Right, like if the city's under attack.
That's a nat 20.
A nat 20.
Wait, is someone getting attacked right now?
Yes. It's in my dragon.
Nat 20 fucking 20.
We are rolling tonight.
That's going to be 16 damage
on the first attack to the dragon.
That's going to be...
What kind of damage?
Dragon damage.
He has resistance to that.
Incredible. Wow.
But I say 16, so that's halved to that. Incredible. Wow. What'd I say, 16? So that's halved to eight.
Sure.
Then that's going to be 20 halved to 10.
Okay.
I got to make sure we got that resistance.
We may not have that resistance.
It's a piercing? I have no idea what it is.
Because I don't know who's a threat
and I don't know what our objective is.
Yeah, welcome to the Calamity.
I'm going to try and see if that dude
that headbutted me, I don't think it has resistance.
It doesn't have resistance.
Well, he's still around.
So 16, then 20?
16 and then 20.
Okay.
Then the final attack comes in,
which is going to be 14 points of piercing.
I'm going to do a constitution saving throw
from your dragon.
The dragon is dead.
Oh!
On that last one, Milas
the dragon vanishes.
As it does so,
you see that Lacrytia is released from the grapple
and Milas grabs her with his offhand.
I will allow you a dexterity saving throw,
if you would like.
If you want to grab onto Milas' friend.
I'd love to grab onto Milas' friend.
Dexterity saving throw?
Dexterity saving throw. We'll call it DC 14.
You got that.
That is a 19.
Hell yes.
So as your dragon vanishes back into the coin,
you grab Milo's friend and you see Milo
who's down there and says,
No, you wish to entreat with me?
I do!
Incredible.
Let's get all these dudes up here in this flying fight.
What the fuck is going on?
Okay.
However, that's three mighty blows
taken towards a summon
rather than any of you or your companions.
My heart is pounding.
The spell knight loses.
It's still amazingly up.
The spellguard that's still up
loses his action due to haste.
Feels like a lifetime ago.
Cerrit, that is your turn.
Oh, it's my turn? Yes.
I'm going to try and get eyes on the guy
that headbutted my earlier day out of my brain.
And I'm going to try,
is the gentleman up on the balcony with me,
is he within melee or 10 feet away?
He's 10 feet.
You can close with him if you want to.
I'm going to try and go over him.
Hell yeah. I want to try and get eyes
on the guy that went on the.
Yeah, you have enough movement
to absolutely get up and over to get eyes on him.
Yeah, I'd like to do that.
I don't know if I'll use all of the 50 feet,
but just to see if he's there or if he's just gone.
He's not gone.
You look over and see that that Avalirian mage landed,
did break his leg.
He did not have anything that was protecting him
from doing that, but there are two Qunalthi at the bottom
that have grabbed him, and you see that they are
ministering some kind of magical aid to him.
The ones that are behind.
Huh? There's three people right there.
Oh god.
So that's where you are.
So you've used about, let's see.
You've used about 30 feet of your movement.
About 20 feet left.
God, there's three people over there.
I'm not a tank!
Okay.
Boy, this is tough. It's a good day to learn.
I know, this is tough.
He's got really valuable information.
I can't let him get away, right?
I don't think so,
but I don't know what else to do at this point.
Yeah, I know.
It feels like they already,
they're already headed for the labyrinth,
which means they know something.
I will say this.
You are the champions of this city,
but you are not its only defenders.
You guys are not fools.
The Eldritch, the Meridian Labyrinth is under attack,
but the person that contacted you, Seshara Drake,
is the captain of the Chancellor's Guard.
There are warriors, there are spells, there are glyphs,
there are all kinds of defenses around the city.
So the question is, will they hold?
That's the question, right?
Will the defenses that are not you hold in your absence?
I have to assume, this is fucking orchestrated.
So I have to assume that the second he got down there,
he either told the other two the information or spread it.
Like, it's gone, it's not with him.
Yeah, he communicated it.
So they have that information.
Yeah, so there's no point in going down there.
I'll just come back and bang on this guy.
Hell yeah, go for it.
And I'll use my...
Yeah, I'll use my bonus action again
to do insightful fighting.
Hell yeah, go for it.
He makes a deception check against a 23.
He rolled an 18 on the die, Deception check against a 23.
He rolled an 18 on the die,
and that's why you want to invest in charisma instead of spending your whole life in a library.
He has no ability to deceive you.
You get the drop on him. Amazing, okay.
One swipe with the hawk.
I think we had to subdue them enough.
Just throw them in the goddamn column.
That's a dirty 20.
He can't stop.
With the shield he throws up.
Oh, sorry.
So he throws up a shield,
which you have the ability to react to
as he throws it up,
and the dirty 20 exactly hits.
Ooh, right on the AC?
Yes, right on the AC.
Goddamn, okay. Goddamn. So I'm going to get these, shake exactly hits. Ooh, right on the AC? Yes, right on the AC. Goddamn, okay.
Goddamn.
So I'm going to get these.
Do you shake them up?
Can you take on your griffins?
We've tried having one of those on there.
They're very distracting.
You go.
How about three?
All right, I'm going to get one.
21.
21 and 20.
Six plus seven.
Five or seven.
30, 33 points of slashing damage.
On that first attack?
It's on the only attack, yeah.
On the only attack. That one swing.
So 33, he goes from uninjured to death's door.
He's got a handful of hit points left.
Let's go!
And when he casts Shield,
he is within five feet of you,
so he would trigger a reaction
for you
to Mage Slayer hit him.
Oh, amazing. Amazing.
So it's an extra swing.
It's an extra swing, yeah.
But I have to roll to attack, which is...
That's a dirty 20 again.
Wow!
You exactly hit his armor class two times.
That's 12.
So that's probably 6 plus 7.
No, that's 12 points of slashing damage.
You also get your sneak attack on this hit.
Oh, I do? Yes.
Well, I mean, if you insist.
I'm saying you're very good at killing wizards,
is what I'm trying to say. Kill that wizard!
Upsetting.
That's one of those things where you're like,
I'm proud of my friend, but also a little disgusted.
Yeah.
Yeah.
20, 26.
Don't piss off Saren.
Yeah.
35. 35 points of off Saret. 35.
35 points of slashing damage.
Incredible.
You take off, look down, see it, and go,
the information's already out.
The mage that thought for a moment
he was going to be able to whip around
and hit you with something looks up,
and the last thing he sees
is a pair of gleaming, slitted eyes.
Everyone.
Vowels across the midsection.
Oh, splash.
All of you hear a dull, wet thud
behind the corner of the building over here.
Bam, as this mage hits the desk.
It was just duds hitting the pavement, and then he fell.
So it's like.
Splat thud. Amazing.
Unbelievable.
I'll use that 20 feet to close on him
and just come back to the corner,
so as much as I can come back to where I was
towards Dain Jaa. Hell yeah.
Dain Jaa!
Okay, you rush back to the corner.
That's your movement and turn.
Amazing. That's it.
We move from Loquatius.
That's going to be you.
I still don't know what I'm doing.
How is the devil looking?
Is he...
I don't think the devil's been hit or hurt.
There are two devils that you can see here.
There's Milas Fryn up here, who looks relatively uninjured.
Who was just vomiting and retching.
I mean, he's a little bit hurt, and then...
Thank you.
A little bit hurt. And then there is the Aranese here,
but who is fully uninjured.
This was a distraction. You have to go.
They've got lots of hit points.
But we can let the soldiers do their thing, and we run.
We have to go. We get to the core.
I can't. It's a distraction.
I don't have Dimension Door.
You can come with me. Yeah. don't have Dimension Door. You can come with me.
Do you have Dimension Door? Yes.
But I'm abandoning all of my friends.
Get the fuck out!
We'll be right behind you.
He's got a Gryffin and he's a dragon man.
He's got a Gryffin, too, in a couple seconds.
Now, I will ask here,
you were told that the Eldritch Batteries
were being attacked.
That's what Callum confirmed with you.
So there's 12 of those all throughout the city.
Those are ancillary, different power stations
around the city, so it's not the heart of Avalir.
So the question is this,
if they are under attack, which of them are you going to?
Jesus.
There's 12 places?
How is the city configured?
Like around the edges or period?
There is one.
Honestly, a dimension door
would get you to the nearest one, right?
But that's just one of 12.
There's one in Dawn's Ledge.
Effectively, here's the thing.
I'll say, Laerryn, no roll necessary.
Any of these going down is very bad.
But that doesn't mean it's a wash
and they should just all go down.
So any one you can save is great,
but to put it another way,
leaving this battle is absolutely a choice.
You may be able to save one.
Maybe you'll be able to save two of them
if they are under attack, right?
But it is a matter of preventing something from, it's preventing something from being marginally worse than it otherwise would have been, right? But it is a matter of preventing something from,
it's preventing something from being marginally worse
than it otherwise would have been, right?
There's a certain amount of this, which is like,
even if you save two of them,
the other 10, it's got to be up to the people who are there.
Yeah.
I communicate that via the telepathic bond.
Just quickly, as we're trying to quickly brainstorm,
Laerryn, is there some sort of override?
Is there something that we can do?
Think a little bit above.
We haven't even gone in the helm yet, right?
No. We need to get out of this.
They are heavy here, though.
I'm just saying, I know they're attacking everywhere else,
but they were heavy here.
I'm trying to predict where they're going next. I don't care where they're attacking everywhere else, but they work heavy here. I'm trying to predict where they're going next.
I don't care where they're attacking now.
They're clearly, this is an orchestrated plan
that has been going on under our noses
for god knows how long, so what's their next move?
There's nothing in the helm that we can fix at this point.
No steer, no nothing.
We haven't even gotten in there.
Yeah.
You haven't even gotten in there yet, you don't know.
Is there anything in there that matters? Where did we hear your girl die? In here. In here. Right in there, yeah. We just haven't even gotten in there. Yeah. You haven't even gone in there yet. You don't know. Is there anything in there that matters?
Where did we hear your girl die?
In here. In here.
Right in there. Yeah.
We just haven't even gotten in there yet.
We never got to her. We've never gotten to her.
And a big, beefy boy came out.
She's done.
Yeah, no, she's still here.
I'm happy to say that she's probably dead.
She's very dead.
And the information that we both got
was basically telling us that the same place
was being under attack, right?
You weren't given a different location than I was given.
It was the same information.
No, it was basically two reports.
It's like, hey, they're breaking our shit.
Let's tell the person who stops bad things from happening
and let's tell the person whose shit it is.
Yeah. Got it.
Do we know it's simultaneous attacks on all 12 batteries?
You not only know it's simultaneous attacks on all 12 batteries? You not only know it's simultaneous attacks
on all 12 batteries, you also know that it
had to have been timed with the end of the fireworks.
Because we're with the architect arcane,
if that has been sabotaged,
do we know would she be able to do anything?
If it's just wrecked?
You would know what to do with the lay rudder,
but you're a mechanic, you know engines,
and that's the steering wheel,
and the navigators are really proprietary about that stuff.
You could do something about it,
but they specifically are like,
okay, yes, you take care of the engine, but.
Fuck.
This is our jam.
Can't tell you better, we're out of a job.
Yes, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mm!
Share, people!
Do I have an understanding of what that 30% draw
would correspond to specifically with the batteries?
No idea, it's the Calix.
Oh, come on. It's no idea.
It's the Calix.
But what I will say here, too, is this,
because as you're asking,
because it's Loquatius' turn right now.
So what I will say here is this, right?
Looking at the state of play in front of you,
you have a lot of questions.
Of people here with answers?
Uh-huh.
It's a small list.
It's not the Q'nauthi, right?
Of people with answers, it's a small list.
On top of that,
anyone who wants to give me an insight check.
Yeah, I'll take it. Yeah, go for it.
I also might. I'm going to ask you.
Yeah, I'm using a badge.
Yeah.
Oh! Come on, come on.
18.
On the two people I'm stabbing?
32.
32.
Over the telepathic bond, Sarek,
the fear that this is a distraction,
I think you would rule that out, 132.
It's not a distraction.
It's just other shit they want to do.
It's part of the play.
Not a distraction. I communicate.
All that said,
I guess I'm just going to pick a target and shoot.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I will look up at Miles' friend. So I will look up at Miles' friend.
Mm-hmm.
And I will,
I will,
in fact, no, I won't even look at him.
I will look away from him dramatically and just say,
Miles' friend, because the spell works
even if I just utter their name.
Oh, nice. But I'll also do it while looking at them because that I just utter their name. Yo.
But I'll also do it while looking at them
because that's not his real name.
It's Psychic Lance,
and I will throw an Invisible Lance of Brain Pain
up at them.
Brain Pain.
Intelligence 18 to save.
Oh my god.
Intelligence 18?
Mm-hmm.
I'll be friendly.
This devil has advantage against magical effects.
However, intelligence is one of the only saves
he's not proficient in.
So the DC is 18.
He needs a 17 or higher on one of these two dice.
Come on, baby.
16 and 11!
Go for it.
Full damage, roll it out.
Here we go.
On the edge.
Do we need more sixes?
Yeah, how many do you need?
No, it's not crazy.
I'm just a part. Seven?
Seven is good.
Yeah, this is six.
Roll one twice. Oh, is good, yeah. This is six, roll one twice.
Oh, very good.
Thanks.
Way to go, Darius!
Those are my boys!
28.
28 points of psychic damage.
Of psychic damage and...
28?
28 points of psychic damage.
And these roll the next one. I did.
And it becomes incapacitated.
Oh my goodness.
Until the start of my next turn.
Let's go.
Nice.
Oh my god, yeah, he falls.
He absolutely falls.
Is gravity off?
Is gravity on?
No, they flew out of the well.
So I'm going to say,
so not only does he take that titanic amount of damage,
Loquatius, you look up,
hold up your hand,
in your mind, this psychic spell,
all of you watch Loquatius' face momentarily become
the front of a ring of faces all around,
a halo of faces.
And you send a spiraling ring of faces all around, a halo of faces.
You send a spiraling ring of faces. Vroom!
This fiend up in the air goes,
and you see his face twist to the side
and you hear a crack as his neck,
like a muscle spasm in his neck.
He is fully incapacitated.
His eyes roll back into his head.
He falls.
Go ahead and roll me 5d6 falling damage.
Let's go!
Are we coming all the way down?
We're coming all the way down, baby.
Let's go!
Three, two.
He's like, oh, that's not.
Give me a dex save.
Oh my god.
So many dex saves.
Oh wow, four sixes and a three.
Oh my god!
That's 27 points.
27?
I'm falling, yes.
Feather Fall.
Oh, thank god. Four times six is 24.
Because I rolled a four.
Feather Fall, incredible.
Patia, you, Nydas, you begin.
You take off.
Lacrytia makes her save,
but you watch as this massive devil falls.
Now, normally it would take only half damage,
but Avalir is incredibly enchanted.
Bypasses the resistance.
The streets themselves are magic in the Age of Arcanum,
and this devil takes a walloping amount of damage.
Hell yes, Herald of Avalir.
Literally. Literally.
Okay.
Any bonus actions?
Uh, boy, I'm running low on inspiration,
but we're doing stuff.
Yeah.
We're doing okay. We're good.
I'll save inspiration.
Just bonus action, I'll just say,
this is Loquatius Seeley saying,
Seeley, you later.
Unbelievable.
I don't have Disengage because I'm not a rogue.
And I can't bonus action Misty Step
because I've already done a spell.
So I've still got two dudes in front of me, right?
Yes, one guy is coming out of the Haste Lethargy.
So you've got a very injured guy right in front of you.
But is-
And who's this purple guy?
Is the purple guy- Oh, that's a K'nalthi,
who's charging at you.
Has he reached melee range yet, or can I run away?
He has not reached melee range.
You can run away.
Okay, I will run away towards the girls.
What do I do?
Mm.
Incredible. What have I done? What do I do? Incredible.
What have I done?
What do I do?
Amazing.
Okay, Nydas is Feather Falling.
Oh, she's next.
Actually, I think you just probably land
safely on the ground.
Yeah, I'd like to land on him.
Cool, hell yeah.
Amazing. Oh, wait!
Do you have something? Nope, nothing.
Incredible act of magic from the Herald of Avalir.
That's not cool.
And next, it's going to be Lacrytia Hollow.
Can you imagine 30 feet towards the girls?
I don't know how much 30 feet is.
You've played D&D before.
But it doesn't have, you don't have boxes.
You can't. Yes.
Loquatius, you rush 30 feet towards the girls,
and
Patia.
What? I'm going to need
a constitution saving throw.
No! What's happening?
I just used my reaction to save Nydas!
What's happening, Brennan?
Oh, a constitution. Our friend,
hold on one second.
Oh, yes, yes, yes. Yeah.
She's got to get within 60 feet, which she is.
She's firing off a powerful necromantic spell.
No, she's not. Counterspell.
Yeah!
What?
You got to give me the level.
Level three. I'll roll for it.
Okay.
Counterspell is abjuration.
I get to add my proficiency back on top
of the ability check when I roll for this.
Copy that.
Hey, love.
This is my city.
Now, she's going for your counterspell.
Give me the level you're casting it at again
one more time. Three.
Third-level Counterspell.
So she's coming for you.
DC is 13, so third-level spell.
And she is adding plus four.
So on a nine or higher,
your counter spell gets counter spelled by her.
Yeah. Okay.
Counter spell, counter spell.
Wait, so we want a nine or higher,
or we don't want a nine?
We want an eight or low.
Okay.
That's big odds.
Die roll low, please.
Can you counter spell?
Yes.
Oh yeah, it's out.
Oh!
Yes!
Oh, baby!
Oh, baby! Ho, baby!
That's what we like to see!
That's the deuce!
Put that in the damn engine!
Lacrytia Hollow.
Lacrytia Hollow throws a 7th-level Finger of Death your way.
Holy shit!
Necromancers. Them was cuckers.
Which would have...
Yeah, that would have been quite bad.
Laerryn, what does it look like
when instead of that spell happening,
something else happens instead?
I think another one of her sigils
just appears under her feet
as she's just marking this place.
It's her city.
She reaches up and grabs,
and a little dome of gold that's her magic
lights up as her eyes flare,
and she grabs the Finger of Death.
I think it feels like a squeeze and goes,
Not in my city!
The Finger of Death in the palm of your mighty hand
turns into raw ether
and goes into a little battery on your belt.
Oh!
Moron!
A little rubber?
Pulls up?
Okay.
I'm just sweating because she's dual fisting it,
speeding up Zerxus and slowing down Midas at the same time.
So I just say,
you're my best fucking friend.
I love you, but I got to save my energy.
Once again, she wants an 11 or higher here.
Please no, please no, please no.
11. She vanishes.
Fuck.
Wait, what was that?
Spell. Spell.
Silvery Barbs, that?
Silvery Barbs. Can you?
Yeah. Silvery Barbs that? Can you? Yeah!
Yeah, you can, when you see her succeed.
That is the triggering effect.
Hack roll, ability check, or saving throw.
It is none of those. It's none of those things.
None of those things. Okay.
Can that be Counterspelled?
Unfortunately not, because it is an effect of a spell
that has already been cast.
Oh.
Yeah, something that's going off
at the end of each of her turns.
Yes.
Blink or there's another one.
Zerxus, that's you.
Okay.
Damn. All right, all right, all right.
Ah!
Okay, so.
I got this guy here, I got that guy there,
and I got that guy prone over there,
and he is big and bad next to my friend.
Also prone. Smash his face, thank you.
Yep, yep, yep.
Be hurt, please.
I turn, so from what I recall,
this flying fiend that's right in front of me
tried to attack me, but then they said something to me.
The one that's right next to me.
Yeah, the Arrhenius.
What did she say?
Beautiful. She said it's beautiful.
Watching her.
He's a cool elf.
Oh my god.
Did you say it again?
I'm sorry, I didn't hear.
Was it, did you say it slower with a deeper?
I was going to say it was a bit slower.
So I turn to her. I'm hasted.
I turn to her.
She didn't do shit.
So I turn to her and I look her in the eyes and I say,
This is not the deal.
You tell your lord to stand down.
The people here were not to be harmed.
I zip right past her.
I'll take an opportunity to attack if she wants to try.
Give me a persuasion check.
We'll have it be a straight roll.
This was not the deal out loud, friend.
The deal?
Over our head pieces, we're like,
what the fuck did you just say?
14. Oh wait, no, I did use it. Did're like, what the fuck did you just say? 14.
Oh wait, no, I did use it.
Did use it, 14.
14.
You tell her that you-
No, no, I'm sorry, 19.
19.
On a 19, she responds to you, again, in Infernal,
which you somehow can understand.
And you see,
she looks at you and says,
Bring him and we will honor this agreement.
He's not asking you to do this.
He's not, he's...
Coming back for you in a second.
I just drive away.
Are they flirting?
I'm flying down. What's happening?
Hell yeah.
Is she saying that in common?
Or is she saying that in Infernal?
Infernal.
Was he speaking Infernal?
I think if you did not pick a language,
you were also speaking Infernal.
I think everyone here saw Zerxus speak a language
that you have never heard him speak before.
Then to me, I mean, but it's still.
I mean, if he's going,
Ashtar Aspogatari,
then it's not the same as going,
this was not the deal. Yeah, yeah. I think, if he's going, Ashkosh, for gosh's sake. It's not the same as going like, this was not the deal.
Yeah, yeah.
I think you're right.
Unless, let me leave it up to you.
Do you think you were speaking in common
or do you think we would've been responding
in the language that they've been speaking to you?
I think I would've thought I was speaking in common,
but then would've been completely unaware
of the fact that I spoke in Infernal.
Yeah, absolutely.
Also not good.
Also not good.
But less revealing. Also not great. But less revealing. Yeah.
I don't want to go in. Also not great.
I don't like that.
I have mid-dance.
He just mumbled. Why are you standing?
Why is he mumbling at him?
Did he just call himself Legion?
Yeah, yeah.
All right, so I'm attacking Myles' friend.
Yes, checking Myles' friend.
Add with advantage.
Did she take Attack of Opportunities on me?
No, she didn't.
Oh my god, she likes you. She loves you.
29 to hit? 20, yeah, 29 will do it. Yeah, for sure.
Okay, so weapon, smite.
This is a fiend?
Yes, this is a fiend. So I get extra that.
Oh, my Holy Avenger
just crackles with divine energy.
Yo, you've got a Holy Avenger.
And it almost, yes, I do.
And as I swing it and it makes contact with him,
the sword automatically bursts into
like three times its size.
So that is.
Full buffed.
So that's just that.
Oh my.
Oh my god.
Again, the rest of our clothes fall off.
Exactly.
Whatever was hanging on before.
Just go home.
I'm burning a level one spell slot,
so that's one, two, three, four.
And it's a fiend.
Wait, so if it's a fiend,
does it automatically take double damage of mine?
No, no, it's just my improved defense.
Okay, this is what he gets.
So that's my weapon damage, my weapon damage, just the regular, so not radiant,
is going to be
18.
So that is just the normal weapon.
Hell yeah. What is slashing.
What is radiant is 15. That is just the normal weapon. Hell yeah. Slashing.
What is radiant is 15...
Jeez.
19, 21, 25.
Jeez Louise.
Oh, 25. We always say we have other monsters in the house.
30 radiant.
30 radiant, incredible.
Badly injured as you,
again, on this incapacitated foe,
bam, that's your first attack.
That's my first attack, I'm going to do it again.
Go for it. He's hasted.
I'm hasted, yeah, so I'm going to get four attacks.
You get two attacks.
Well, I think, no, haste is just one additional.
So it's two from extra attack and then a third.
Is it an action?
It is a normal action,
but it specifies a single weapon attack.
Gotcha, perfect.
Okay, so that's right. You run a little advantage
on these hits, right?
All of them, yeah.
That's another hit.
I'm going to do,
I'm not going to burn another spell slot.
So this is going to be weapon,
improved Divine Smite, and holy weapon.
So this is going to be
19 slashing damage.
Okay.
Then nine, 10, 18 radiant.
That's good.
He's still up.
Oh my god. You have one more attack.
You have one more attack, let's see it.
Finish him! Come on, come on.
Howdy doody doodies.
Hits.
I'm going to burn one, level one.
Nice job.
So much stuff.
All right, so this is weapon improved.
And okay.
There's a lot of base there.
So for the weapon, I know.
For the weapon, it's 14 slashing.
For the radiant damage, it is 15,
20, 28,
34 radiant damage.
You know, I've always wanted to do this.
Hey, Luis. Yes?
How do you want to do this?
Yeah!
I know!
Yeah!
So Tempest is just swooping,
almost like a bird that's swooping down and down,
up and around. Wow, this is so much adrenaline.
And I swing once, and you see this burst of this sword
just cut through him, and then again,
cutting through him again into the last one.
I just swing it around, and you see Zerxus
twirl that sword and then bring it right down,
right into his chest as this divine energy pulses into him
and then just surging out of his body
into a blast out into the ground.
Amazing!
I light up and turn into stars
as he just screams in pain.
All of you watch Zerxus.
The edge, the corona of this aura around him,
these red, hellish sparks, but in the center of it,
it is exactly as Lubias described, stars.
It's something deep from beyond,
some powerful divinity.
Zerxus, you feel a part of you
go out farther than you've ever felt before.
You, for a moment, feel a breath.
Oh, Zerxus.
And it fades.
Ooh. Okay.
I do an inside check on that breath.
Two inside check.
I want to know if it was disappointed
or relieved
or proud.
Yes, any of that.
Come on, baby, roll good.
No, I mean, I'm so shocked at that.
It's just a 12.
It's a voice.
The noise, everything around.
You could swear
you were so deep in that moment,
in that rage, in smiting this thing.
It's ringing in your head,
but it's the horrifying feeling
of something on the tip of your tongue.
And before you can,
it's like trying to remember a dream upon waking
if you don't have a journal next to your bed.
It is the moment of,
for a moment you have it and it's gone, but it sounded proud.
Oh.
I still have movement.
Yeah, go for it.
So with that,
not even taking a moment to relish in what I just did,
I immediately go right back up to her and stare her down.
Amazing. You rise back up
to face the Aranias above you.
Following your turn, it is going to be the Aranias,
and she's going to go for it again.
Here we go. Are her clothes on as well, still?
No.
I feel like real just.
Oh my god.
I'm going to need a...
I'm going to need a constitution saving throw from you.
Okay.
And this is not a spell or a magical effect?
Nope.
Con save.
That is a 24.
24 succeeds. Oh, wait, I'm sorry.
You get advantage.
I don't get advantage on that.
Oh no, oh yeah, no, I don't.
Fuck, let me roll it again.
For sure. Sorry.
All good. And against it.
I mean, everything was advantage
that last turn on a play, though.
I can do it! Even better. Even better, yeah.
So 26.
Damn.
Incredible.
16, 20.
You take 28 points of damage.
Okay. Even with that disadvantage,
you see her going,
and finally, she hunkers down.
Again, all of you are watching him
on this starlight griffon. I think at this point, Zerxus, going, and finally, she hunkers down. Again, all of you are watching him
on this starlight griffin.
I think at this point, Zerxus,
your eyes are full void, reflecting starlight.
Your eyes are the pool you saw in your dream this morning.
The pool that your son was fishing in.
That was this morning.
What a day!
She looks down and says,
says,
We must deliver to have our agreements honored.
For, again, 28 points of damage,
she comes through and just goes under
the pauldron of your armor.
Pulls back out
and looks at the blood on it.
Damn, all the guys had cuts.
And she flies straight up.
She goes 60 feet, you get an opportunity attack.
Come on, come on!
SAM and LAURA, both in a huff.
Oh, and she is not large, right?
Nope, medium.
Okay, so I still get advantage on her.
Damn it.
That's hopefully a hit. That's cocked.
This is cocked.
J'Jerry says it's cocked.
I get to reroll it. Yeah, reroll it.
Yeah, you're good. I do what Sam says.
This is a 20, it's a 34 to hit.
That's going to hit, for sure.
Whoo! Hmm. You wouldn't happen to have the sentinel feet 20, it's a 34 to hit. That's going to hit. For sure. Woo!
Hmm.
You wouldn't happen to have the sentinel feet or anything?
I'm a defense.
Keep her here now, please.
Chop off one of her wings.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want you leaving. She just spins in circles.
I'm fine!
Okay.
Oh man.
Oh!
I'm going to burn your spells, Nott. I'm going to burn my spell slots.
I'm going to burn a...
You know what? I'm not,
because she's getting away.
I'm not going to be able to keep her here,
so I'm just taking this. Not bad at all.
I know, right?
So here's my normal, and she's a Fiend.
So I get this weapon, Improved, Divine, Smite.
Dang!
I've been rolling real good until this.
So the weapon attack is 13 slashing.
Okay.
Then the 4, 10, 11 radiant damage.
11 radiant.
You slash.
She screams out in pain and exultation,
feeling honored by the strike.
Oh!
She turns to look at you and says,
Remember my name, Zartaza.
Zartaza.
She says,
It will be an honor to serve you.
Oh. And she flies away.
In Infernal, right?
In infernal. Beans!
I believe that's your turn, right?
Yes.
Yep.
Yeah, because that was her turn.
That was her turn, yeah.
You got the swing on her as she left,
and now she's 60 feet straight up into the air.
Okay.
Avalirian mages, you hear the noise behind you
of a dimension door opening and closing.
They out. They out.
And of those Kanalthi behind you,
you can hear them running away.
From there, you...
Boom.
These two are running down. Are they up in the air?
Hmm?
These guys? Yeah.
Oh, yes, they are up in the air.
So you see that this guy's actually going to
Misty Step out of the way.
He's 100 feet up, though.
Let me see what these guys can do.
How far can you get? Yeah. out of the way. He's 100 feet up, though. Let me see what these guys can do.
How far can he move?
These guys?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Actually, both of those guys up there
are going to drop their greater invisibility
and are going to go fly.
Ah, yeah.
So.
They can fly.
Some more mages are going to rock up,
fly. Still in this fight?
Are they running or are they flying?
This is still the first round.
This is still the first round.
And are going to rush down right,
yeah, I'm going to have them come down right here.
Boom, boom.
Okay.
That is now,
the Qunauti are up in the air and can't do shit.
This guy's going to rush forward for Loquatius.
Thirsty. Thirsty.
And misses with an attack roll.
His spiritual weapon hits on a nat 20.
Oh, I'll have him reroll that.
Oh shit, okay.
Silvery barbs.
And he misses!
There you go.
Who do you get advantage to?
Oh, I get to send advantage to somebody else?
Yeah.
I turn to my ex-wife and send it to you.
Yeah.
Correct.
Varyn has her turn.
Yeah, perfect.
Oh man, I love it.
It's advantage on the next roll, essentially, right?
Perfect.
Amazing. Nice.
Oh, yes.
On the next attack roll, ability check or saving throw.
Or save in the next minute.
Yeah, Laerryn, that is your turn.
Nice.
But you're still running in our direction, yeah?
I am.
Laerryn looks up.
Is it a free action to drop my concentration?
Absolutely. Cool.
Yes. Down.
I drop the Gravity Well so they can start
to go into free fall.
I'm going to close the distance to you.
Oh, hi.
You going with me?
Yeah, where are we going? Yes.
We have to protect my life's work.
Oh, okay. Please.
I would grab his hand and cast Dimension Door.
Oh my god.
You vanish.
Laerryn and Loquatius are gone.
Could you roll 10d6 damage for me?
I just don't question why. Yay!
As the Dimension Door is fading,
just in case, I put a sock on the doorknob.
You have utterly misread the moment, my good bitch.
You just ate the blackness.
Oh, this could've been better.
That's a lot of ones. It's a lot of ones.
But not terrible.
20, oh shit, that one's 20.
We know that. We understand that.
30.
40 points.
Five, Kanalfi hit the ground dead.
Oh ho ho!
Puh puh puh puh!
Boom. Gone.
Architect Arcane, with that, is out.
Nydas, it is your turn once more.
Okay, we are on our way out of here.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
I send it across the bond.
I'm headed towards a battery.
Great.
I, as we leave then,
can I make an insight check?
Who do I feel like is the most
involved-looking person
left here?
You're proficient in an arcana.
Yes.
It's Lacrytia, and she's not gone, she's blinking.
You know exactly what she's doing.
But she's not, could I cast a spell on her?
But she's not playing here.
I know it's Lacrytia, who's, that I can see correctly.
You can see, I mean, there's these two
sort of mage lieutenants here.
This spell guard is at very low hit points,
but has yet to act.
There is one Kanalthi left, and the fiend is destroyed.
There's a Kanalthi over there, one spell guard,
and these two mages that have just flown down here
from the top of the...
Can I make an insight check for who I think
would have known the most?
Probably one of the mages.
Okay, great.
I think I'm going to quicken spell.
My hope is to quicken spell, detect thoughts,
use my action to probe deeper, to understand what they're,
what is currently happening.
What is their, as far as this person understands,
their plans.
Yes.
Give me a...
They're going to make it.
It's their DC 18 wisdom saving throw.
That is...
a failure.
Yeah, I think Nydas sees that we are leaving here
and is desperate, somewhat scared,
but desperate to feel like we have any idea
what we are up against.
Yeah.
I'm going to say that you just probe into his mind,
download as much as you can,
and then come back to battle consciousness
with basically a gleaming thread of memories
in your mind for you to visit,
not when you were in the middle of a life or death situation.
Then I reach my hand up,
ready and ready movement to join.
I'm going to assume that Tempest
is going to come and get me.
Amazing.
You reach your hand up.
That is Nydas' turn.
Patia, that's you.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, it's me.
Oh god.
Okay.
Where is Lacrytia?
Where's Lacrytia?
Lacrytia blinked out again.
She's, okay, so I still can't see this bitch.
And winged demon chicks out, right?
Well, she's 60 feet above me.
Oh, she's high, high up.
Oh, but she took off. She's exiting, okay.
But I can catch her.
Mm. Okay.
Mm.
Ugh, I want Lacrytia.
I mean, yeah.
I'll hold a spell. How about that?
I'm just yelling, battery!
Yeah, ready to act, this is fine.
You can ready an act.
What spell do you want to ready?
Oda Luke's Resilient Sphere.
Ooh! Hell yeah.
Yes, love it.
Love it.
I'm going to, because I'm not sure where she is,
where she's going to be,
so I'm going to very calmly, still looking fabulous,
just walk to the center of the battlefield.
Fuck yes. Completely vulnerable.
And I just wait.
You see my orb around me pulsing
as I'm holding this spell.
Incredible.
Okay.
You ready your action.
That is Patia's turn.
This spell guard is going to rush
towards Nydas.
No!
He's going to...
How you doing, Magnus?
Great. I've never been hit.
Or I've never lost more than...
10.
Can you 10 HP?
Exactly.
Beautiful.
Where is the creature? Where is she?
She's blinked out.
He is going to cast... Cast...
He is going to cast Haste again on himself and somehow still make two attacks.
You see he leaps forward,
is going to make two attacks against you.
What's your current armor class?
24, right?
No, we were back down to 18.
No, I'm not going to shield.
We're good, 18.
He rushes towards you, and you guys see
Nydas has been fighting dragons and demons.
The guy with the fucking sword,
King, king, king, king, king!
You bat the sword out of his hand,
drop him on his shield.
He gets nowhere close to hitting you.
Nice. Oh, wow.
That is going to be...
Saret, that's you.
So enemies that are on the board, the spell?
Your situation has rapidly improved.
A lot of big threats went down in the last round.
One Kanalthi, two mages, one spell guard,
and a blinked out Lycretia Hollow.
That's five combatants left in this fight.
The Aranias flying away up above you.
God, I want to know what's going on in the helm.
We got to take care of these guys, all right?
I'm not 100 feet from the helm entrance, am I?
100 feet from the helm entrance?
Yeah.
You are.
I am? Yeah. C are. I am? Yeah.
Caw-caw!
Yeah.
I'm just going to wings out and double dash
straight towards the helm.
I want to get inside and see what the fuck happened.
Faster than the wind, boom.
You look in the helm.
You immediately see no perception necessary.
Does he just, does he see, is he able to see glass or does he just nod?
He can see the grains of sand that are in Maeda's eyes,
but windows are fucking nuts.
You see a pile of seeds in the middle of the room.
Oh no.
Akami Rowe, the Helmswoman of Avalir,
is on the ground, her throat slit in a pool of blood.
You see above her
the apparatus of the helm itself,
where the city is flown from.
The stone is sundered.
The helm is shattered. The magical apparatus of the helm is shattered.
Got it, I relay that.
That is your movement and bonus action.
You still have an action left if you want it.
I'm all the way over here.
You know what, though?
I have a crossbow, and I'm going to take a shot
at one of the remaining spell.
This spell guard that's tangling with Nydas right now?
Yeah, let's do that.
Go for it, give me an attack roll.
Oh, that's not a sneak attack
because he's in melee with Nydas, right?
I think that has a 30-foot range on that.
That's right, yeah.
That'll be a 21 to hit.
21 hits, go ahead and roll damage.
Ha! Beak!
Yeah, you take nine points of damage.
Got him.
No way. Got him.
No.
Hey, Travis, how do you want to do this?
Yeah!
Let's go!
Age of Arcana.
Age of Arcana.
Zaird's so disappointed at the destruction of this helm,
he looks over and says,
sometimes they just line up for you.
Right in through the helm.
Yeah.
Amazing.
Oh!
I've got my eye on you.
Oh, what?
I got my eye, my eye on you.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom! Boom, boom, boom, boom!
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!
That was really cool!
Incredible.
Holy shit. It's too low for dwarves!
It's too low!
I can't project in this voice!
We will come to Loquatius' turn,
where you, if traveled too late, will resolve this first.
You're genre is hard to hear.
Lycretia reappears.
She reappears, Patia, right in front of you.
Boom, kicks her in the head.
Kicks her in the head. Right in front of me!
Right in front of you, 10 feet with Blink.
Boom.
I've always hated you.
Oh, man!
Incredible, resilient sphere.
Sphere of Shimmering Force encloses a creature.
An annoying creature must make a dexterity saving throw.
On a failed save.
I love you so bad.
My heart is pounding. My heart is pounding.
Yeah, when she comes right up in your face.
Okay.
Freeze. Oh my god.
She wants to kill you so bad,
she is going to drop a Counterspell in this moment.
I'm not going to tell you the level she's dropping it at,
but she is dropping it nonetheless.
So she's attempting to counter this Resilient Sphere.
Can I counter a Counterspell?
Unfortunately, you are holding an action, right?
So you're using your reaction to come in
and hit her here.
How far away is she from me?
I'm so sorry.
What's that?
It's all good.
Love it.
So she's going to upcast this Counterspell.
Boom!
The resilience sphere is knocked out of your hand.
As she does so.
She's 60 feet within me. She's not 60 feet.
She's not 60 feet within me, right, Brennan?
Is she? Is she within 60 feet of you?
Of me. She is within 60 feet of you, yes.
Would I be aware of what's happening?
My focus is completely up.
You have eyes on everything.
You are battle aware.
First night.
You better have your head on a fucking stone.
You're within 60 feet, yeah.
My eyes are straight up,
and I sense what's happening below,
and I look down and I Counterspell that Counterspell.
Come on. Ooh, baby!
Okay.
Go ahead.
You burn the spell slot, you cast Counterspell.
This is going to come down to a roll.
I can let you know right now.
What's your charisma?
My charisma?
It's your spellcasting ability modifier? Oh, where'd you go? Get back here.
My spell attack is plus 10, my charisma,
my modifier is plus five.
Charisma's plus five.
So Counterspell is just the ability, right?
It's, so.
My modifier is five.
Okay.
So, your modifier to charisma is plus five.
You need to roll an 11 or higher in the d20.
It's a total coin flip.
You got this.
Oh my goodness.
It's a total coin flip, and it's going to be quite,
it's going to be bad.
You got this? You got this?
I don't know!
There you go.
I don't need the stress of my life.
15!
15!
So she threw a sixth-level counterspell.
She did not want this to work,
and instead, boom, from up above.
You see this other, again, you just see this
radiant image of Xerxes just pop up in a shield
and bust that out of her hand.
Patia, as she tries to dispel it,
Patia, quickly, reactionary, yanks back her arms
and almost catches the force bubble
and pushes it back.
Yeah!
Patia, you encircle her in this sphere.
I'm going to ask, actually, for some homebrew stuff here.
As you're capturing her in this sphere, this is so cool.
It's not Olyx Resilient's sphere.
It's Por'co's impenetrable bubble.
Yes!
Yeah.
Okay. Two Ps and a P.
I'm going to make...
I'm trying to think of another P.
I am going to...
Pop.
Pup.
Pop.
I am going to...
Pooble.
Hold on one second.
You need to say bubble.
No, it's pooble.
Pooble.
Palloon. Palloon. Pors, it's pooble. Poo-balloon? Poo-balloon?
Horses, impenetrable pooble.
We were still working out the lexicons.
Okay, so I will also say this.
Both of the mages to either side
throw counter spells that both fail.
They only had third level.
This is a fourth level spell.
So they needed to beat it and they could not.
So with... Wow! They only had third level. This is a fourth level spell. So they needed to beat it and they could not. Oh!
So with...
I am going to ask you.
I'm going to ask you.
There's this spell that
Lacrytia was casting
is, I think, in my mind, works so insane
with that you've perfectly chosen the spell to counter it.
So I want an opposed Arcana roll here
to see how well you can oppose her with this spell.
Force powers.
So she is adding a plus seven to this roll for her Arcana,
and I'm going to roll in front of the board
and see what she gets.
Oh, oh, oh.
It's a 17.
So if you can beat a 17 arcana,
something is going to happen.
Okay, my arcana is a plus 10
and I have an advantage thanks to Silvery Barbs.
It was all meant to be.
So I need, realistically, an eight plus on one of these.
A natural 19!
Woo!
Bro!
Yes!
The spell that-
Was it a disintegrate or something?
No.
This is why a Resilient Sphere is such a perfect choice.
The spell that was coming your way,
and Nydas' way, and Zerxus' way,
was Circle of Death.
Oh my god!
What is it?
A 60-foot radius sphere of necromantic energy,
8d6 necrotic damage to everybody within that.
She was about to, even her own,
it would have killed both of her mages.
It would have killed all of her followers here.
Now, in my mind, something that deals 8d6 necrotic damage,
if it goes out for 60 feet, how much damage would it deal?
So she goes. A black cloud
enwrapped in the bubble.
So she goes, I've always hated you.
Woo!
And you, scintillating blue energy,
the blue of brumestone.
Yes.
Woo.
Withering her own skin. Yes. Ooh. Ah! Ah!
Withering her own skin,
the spell escapes and recurses and recurses and recurses,
and she drops to the floor.
I will say this, Patia.
I leave it up to you, because on a 19 plus 10,
that's a 29 arcana check.
Do you want her dead or incapacitated?
Let's go.
Oh, she just...
We just Dutch-up.
Dutch-up into the river.
We're going to get her dead.
My original intent was to keep her alive
so we could get information from her,
but this is pretty fabulous.
And I've got some stuff.
I'm like, you've got some stuff. You've got some stuff?
I've got some stuff.
Download complete. I pulled some mems.
Some mens.
Okay.
That's right, you did your Detect That shit.
Then you know what?
She did it to her own damn self.
And...
Patia, as she crushes in,
and you see the runic glow of the brumestone that mirrors,
and the brumestone around her necklace flashes
as she crushes in, she just goes,
Oh.
Didn't get a chance to tell her
that I have always hated her, too.
That's it.
A withered skeleton collapses into dust on the ground.
Oh. I just bounce the ball a little bit, A withered skeleton collapses into dust on the ground.
I just bounce the ball a little bit,
letting her skeleton rattle around inside.
The last of the K'nauth,
or this final K'nauth begins to flee.
It is trivial for you to prevent him from doing that.
Both of the mages to either side kneel and surrender.
I walk up and stab them both in the heart.
Oh!
Fuh! Fuh!
Traitors to Avalir.
Hey, mutiny has only one punishment.
Oh god!
With that, we're going to take our break.
What kind of a break is this?
That's magic.
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If you think that anything other than Dutch Oven and Wesley Snipes
got said moments before rolling,
then you're not correct.
Who said it?
And you'll never know.
You'll never know.
We return
to the heart of Avalir,
the center of the Meridian Labyrinth.
Massive crystal engine.
Boom!
The center of the Levitational Corona,
equidistant from all of the major spell engines,
lairen and loquacious.
Vroom!
You appear here having teleported from combat.
And correct me if I'm wrong,
you were going straight to the heart, correct?
Or were you going to one of the Eldritch Batteries?
Battery. Okay.
Both of you arrive at this nearby Eldritch Battery.
I will say that your mere presence here,
having just come from pitched combat,
you arrive.
Each of you may feel free to mark down a spell slot
somewhere in the middle of your spell slot range
and absolutely take care of the pack of K'nalthi
viciously attacking the Eldritch Battery here.
Oh, oh, okay.
You arrive and are able to fully defend
this Eldritch Battery here.
We do not need to run it.
These attacks, you can see, do not pack the same power
as the one you were just facing above in Dawn's Ledge.
Your mere presence here in this bending of a spell slot.
I just beat them with Faerie Fire, guys.
Incredible. Faerie Fire, guys.
Incredible. Faerie Fired them and their heads exploded.
Oh, shaggy.
What's in that glitter?
I got good glitter.
You have permanently saved this one here with that time.
We are going to roll for the other Eldritch batteries.
See how many we get?
See how many you get. I like it.
Why don't you kill my batteries?
The city has 12.
You've just protected one,
so one of yours is going to be an automatic success.
I want to go around and have everybody roll.
The difficulty of the roll is 20,
but you are adding
your highest,
you are adding basically a plus 14 to the roll.
So on a six or higher,
you successfully save the battery.
The bad thing is if we have two batteries go in a row.
That's the bad situation.
So you're putting this on us?
We each are rolling for a battery,
and if two of us mess up, then they're the bad people?
But it's only, you know, it's got to be a six for Laura.
It's going to be a six! It should be easy.
We should all be able to roll a six.
Let me be very clear.
If you break one of my batteries,
I, Aabria, will slap you.
We're at a table. I can reach you.
I'm just farming out some dice rolling,
otherwise I'm going to roll 12 times in a row
behind the screen. That's all.
Or 11 times in a row, I should say.
Then you get six.
So we just roll twice?
Everybody rolls twice, but we'll go around
and announce them. Oh boy.
Lu, do you want to roll twice for me?
You just need a six or higher on both.
Okay.
Thanks. I'm scared.
Come on, Lu.
I'll roll.
Don't you dare fuck this up for me.
I want to throw up. Two 15s.
Woo! Wow.
Great.
Both of mine at the same time.
Both my red dice.
A 17 and a five.
Fuck. Five is one below.
One Eldritch Battery is taken down.
Marisha, did you understand the assignment?
Marisha? Hooray.
Ruined a battery.
Hey, it's okay, it's okay.
It's my turn? It's not your turn.
It is your turn.
Let's just scooch a little bit further.
11 and 14, okay?
Maybe you're broken. I would say that's fine.
I don't know.
It's not, it's not. It really isn't for you.
It's what my dad said.
Sam, if you'd be kind enough to roll two for me.
Natural 20.
Yes?
Natural 20.
Whoa!
Give us something!
Does that make up for my size?
Fix Marisha for that!
Let that fix Marisha!
I will give you guys, with those two natural 20s,
I will give one person remaining
a reroll on one of their dice.
Thanks.
If they don't use it, can it go back?
I just roll once.
You just roll once.
Lots has been rolled, cannot be.
19.
Incredible.
Travis, would you go ahead and roll two dice?
Well, we only, yeah.
That's an eight.
Okay.
And a 16.
Woo!
Amazing!
Wow.
Statistically unlikely.
Quite unlikely.
Yes, if you want to.
I'll excuse myself.
Thank you so much for your help.
Wow.
See yourself out.
It's because you only have jewelry on the one hand.
Fuck! Symmetry. You got to roll with this because you only have jewelry on the one hand. Fuck! That's good.
Symmetra. Gotta roll with this one.
Symmetra is up.
Change your magic!
So one of the Eldritch Batteries
has been attacked and successfully overtaken,
but later repelled.
So as you are looking at your gear, your equipment,
you can see that one of the 12 has gone offline.
Okay.
It's not as bad as it could be.
They're still, we're still at 11 of 12.
So we can still land?
Is that what we're worried about here,
or are you worried about your thing?
I'm worried about the whole thing.
The whole, this is my life's work.
Again, your life's work is landing the city
or this other thing that you've done?
This battering?
Do you have questions about the lathe?
What is the plan here?
You've been working on this thing for years?
Yeah.
To do what?
To send the whole city elsewhere?
To be able to travel interplanar
with the same ease that we were able to move across Exandria.
But who will,
you would have to have everyone in the city agree to this.
I wouldn't do it without letting people know.
I just want it to be an option.
I thought you would be excited.
You could go back to the Fey Realm.
We could go anywhere.
I...
I like it here.
We have everything we need here.
It's prosperous and safe,
and, well, it was until today.
It just seems so single-minded and,
I don't know.
They'll know that you've been working on this for years,
in secret.
How will you maintain your reputation?
You'll be vilified and pilloried for this.
You've been using city resources for this for years.
To improve the city, to do something
that no other flying city will even be able
to approach doing in 120 years.
I think it's amazing,
but I don't think the 300-year-old people
who run this city will be very kind to someone
who went behind their back.
They'll understand.
I don't think they will.
I've covered stories and stories about wizards
who took one step in the wrong direction
and were ostracized or worse.
And I've done everything I can to make sure
that none of us ever get caught in that sort of crossfire.
This is a big exposure for you,
although now who knows if it even matters.
It matters. We can fix this.
We can still land and replenish,
and we have hours left before the apogee is over.
We can fix this.
It's going to be okay.
And I know, I don't sleep.
I meditate for a couple hours a day.
So when I say this is all I've thought about
for a decade of my life.
I know that that is true. It's all that you ever thought about.
It's why you missed events.
It's why you missed events.
It's why you missed the Maggies,
the Avalir Mage Awards that I was given.
One for my work on exposing.
One for my work on
exposing.
And I'm proud of you for that. Yeah, but you didn't show up
to watch me give my speech, did you?
You were just hard at work.
Then when you eventually did come home,
you were like, what is this thing in the kitchen?
I was like, that's my award, okay.
It just didn't.
I don't do this for acclaim.
You like the attention.
I sit under the ground,
never seeing daylight for days at a time,
keeping the city afloat.
And you're really going to blame me
for not caring about the dumb things we do
to appease the idiots that walk across the city
that can't think about what could be,
just what is.
I'm sorry for the ways in which I failed you specifically.
I have never wanted to hurt you
in any of this,
but I don't regret what I've done.
But if you think I'm a bad person.
I don't think you're a bad person.
I just don't want you to get hurt.
And I feel like you've put yourself in a position
where even I can't protect you.
No.
I don't need protecting.
I am the protector of the heart of Avalir and of the city, and it's going to be fine.
We just have to get through a couple more hours.
Thank you for coming with me.
Thanks for bringing me.
I guess we won't probably be alone for a while, so.
You look really nice today.
Thanks.
I'd like an arcana check from you, if I can get it.
29. Thank god.
As you say,
you see reports coming in from Callum.
He's at the downed Eldritch Battery,
the one battery that was in a neighborhood called Okun,
which has a little bit less protection in it
because it's an older neighborhood.
There were a lot of temples and stuff there,
the Lost Cathedral was there, places like that.
It just got overwhelmed and taken down.
He reports that in addition to,
actually, I'll just say,
Callum's mask lights up at this moment,
and he says,
Architect Arcane, I am sorry if I am.
It's okay, go ahead.
The city's defenses, the Chancellor's Guard,
the various automata and spell glyphs
were able to repel most of this assault.
Chancellor's Guard has been alerted right now.
We know that there are malcontents
within the city's perimeter,
but we've lost one of 12.
The rest are defended. That accounts for a little over 8% of the city's perimeter, but we've lost one of 12. The rest are defended.
That accounts for a little over 8%
of the city's energy that we've lost.
The battery was also defaced.
The people who attacked these horrifying, mutilated men,
there's some writing here that I'm unable to read.
Can you show me?
What does it look like?
He gives you something.
What languages do you speak?
Uh, let's look, because I don't know.
Draconic, Elvish, and Marquesian.
You know it's not any of those.
Yeah.
There are some names.
I think on this high arcana check,
you recognize the script as Primordial.
Which is, you know,
these are infernal, rune-covered people,
so that's a bit of a confusing thing.
You see Callum says,
if you wish, I have ritually prepared
a deciphering of scripts.
I can try to...
Please do. Thank you.
I'll send you the message as soon as I have the chance
to decipher it.
You do the math in your head real quick.
You lost 8% of the city's energy earlier tonight
with the test for the laywright.
You've lost another 8% right now.
Yeah.
25% of the city's energy is necessary
for the Drashari Tithe.
Yeah. 50% is necessary for you Drashari Tithe.
50% is necessary for you-know-what,
for what you wanted to accomplish.
Another 20% is spoken for,
which was going to,
at the beginning of this morning,
leave 5% of the city's energy behind for the replenishment.
What does that mean?
Short the tithe.
We need to make up the energy.
Calamux even says,
my lady, I will do as I am ordered, but
does the Septarian or...
If this goes badly,
you were just following my orders.
No chief artificer has ever under-delivered on the...
Very well, we've lost 16%, and that can be made up
by shorting the tithe.
Thank you, m'lady.
You're shorting the tithe.
You know how I feel about the Drashari. But they'll certainly find out about this.
And what will they do?
I don't know!
A bunch of leaf-addled mystics on the ground
don't understand.
It will be fine.
How? How will it be fine?
What are you hoping to accomplish with this?
You won't live to see this happen again,
so I'm going to get it right see this happen again.
So I'm going to get it right, this apogee.
I need 50% of the energy that we've stored in the last seven years.
At least do this smartly.
Say that it was someone else.
Find someone to blame.
I can put out a report that your underling went rogue
and did this on his own.
They can't be them.
Why not?
This is my choice.
History will remember me.
Ah, history is...
History is not true, all right?
History is whatever people decide to put out
into the public.
They might never know that you exist
unless someone like me tells them.
And I can't if you're going against everything
that the city stands for.
They don't know it yet, but this is what the city stands for.
They don't know it yet, but this is what the city stands for.
We took the top of a mountain into the clouds.
It was always about reaching,
and we're just reaching a little farther,
and it's scary, and we have to break rules to do it,
but if it works, it will be worth it.
It has to be worth it.
I'm sorry.
I've come too far.
I thought I knew you.
You've always wanted this.
I've always wanted to do as much as I can
and to leave my mark on the world.
Even if it's a mark of shame?
It won't be. If it works, it won't be. A mark of shame?
It won't be. If it works, it won't be.
I promise.
All right.
I'll, um...
When will others find out about this?
When we land,
everything that goes into the Repunishment fires.
We just need to land, and all will be well.
It's going to work.
All right.
I'll make sure no one reports on anything until we land.
Thank you.
You're going to need to start talking to people right away.
These batteries were attacked all over the city,
and if this needs to be quiet for 12 hours,
you have people to speak to.
Sure.
I'll just go about starting to reach out
and sending little pneumatic tubes
with messages all over the place.
I want you to give me an insight check
and a deception check.
Insight 19.
Deception a million.
So I was asking you to roll an insight
and a deception into yourself.
Ooh.
Oh shit.
Ooh.
Oh, the poetry.
Oh, fuck.
Nice.
That's mad. I want to unravel that.. Oh, fuck. I'm sad. That's bad.
I want to unravel that.
I do, too.
You are much better at...
You are a man of many faces,
and I'd love to know
how Loquatius hides
from how deep how Loquatius hides from
how deep his love is for this person
as these messages make their way across the city,
because you and I both know it's not the first time
that you have protected the person for whom you care.
Diamond.
I...
I'm sorry, Leishenra.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I'm...
In everyone that I speak to,
I don't mention Laerryn's name.
And...
I... Um... And...
I...
Who do we know? Who's a good scapegoat?
I'll say that Dean Hollow has
caused a disturbance, but we can't report on it yet
because we have to run it up through
the proper channels, which have been disrupted
by various closures of prophecy
and various vacancies of positions.
And we just need time to formulate things,
but I don't mention the Architect Arcane at all.
And I also instruct any of my underlings
who know where I am or who I am with
to keep it hush hush,
or they will be immediately terminated.
Yeah.
The language of command, of bending powerful institutions to your will.
Many masks cover the inner truth
of what you are trying to do in this moment.
There are a lot of stories in Exandria
of mortals who stumbled their way into the Feywild
and fell in love with an enchanting fairy
that they met there.
But there's one story of a fairy
who stumbled into this world and fell in love.
Oh.
That's me.
Why are you like this?
I'm also going to, if I can,
if there's time or if I have the equipment needed,
or if I can get somewhere, I'd like to record a message. Oh! Yeah.
Like a message to be played upon
my disappearance or death or something.
Mm-hmm.
Where I talk about a great evil
that reared its head on the day of our landing,
and the powerful forces that tried to keep it quiet,
but one voice was strong enough to see through
and tell the truth and expose the lies.
And that was Laerryn.
And I stood in her way and wouldn't let the truth come out
because I was afraid that it would worry the citizens
too much and submit my resignation
as the Herald of Avalir.
But I don't release that.
It's just, it's on a crystal somewhere.
Avalir's greatest reporter,
who dedicated his life in the service of the truth,
knows the importance of a good lie.
And you preserve this story that his life in the service of the truth knows the importance of a good light.
You preserve this story that is very dear to you in crystal.
We are going to move back to Dawn's Ledge.
I'm going to actively die.
Feels good, doesn't it?
Oof.
My lord.
Okay.
We return. In the moments following that combat,
the mages lie dead.
Zerxus, as you turn your attention back to the ground
to counter that spell,
by the time you look back,
the Arrhenius who had wounded you, Zartaza,
she is shadow on the wind.
She's gone. Yeah.
You are here, and the fireworks subside.
In a few moments after that, as you stand,
you survey the perimeter,
once again on your sending stone,
Captain Seshara Drake comes over and says,
First Knight, we have secured
all but one of the batteries.
I'm getting reports in that everything appears to be safe for the batteries. I'm getting reports in that everything appears
to be safe for the moment.
We do not know these individuals.
There were some fiends with them,
but the guard was able to repel them.
We had stores of silver weaponry in case.
And do you know who these men were?
Who the mutilated, the...
We're still gathering evidence.
I need you to do your part to make sure
that you have your people on those sites
gathering any evidence that they can, any notes.
I want them to be able to recall anything
that any of these individuals have said.
Most likely, it's going to be in a language
they may not understand,
so we need to really rely on anything that they can
to recall this.
We'll copy it script perfect
and get whatever we can to you.
If it's in a language you don't recognize.
They did come with artificers tools.
Perfect.
Just keep me posted on the status.
Will do, First Nate.
Swooping back down with Tempest,
back to the party that's still here.
You arrive.
Nydas, you are sitting
on a swirling vortex of memories
that you lanced out of the mind of this mage
before killing him.
Let me ask, also, this is your first time
upon reconvening, from the trip to the Herald's Tome,
to the Hall of Prophecy, and to the Magisterium.
So you are all gathered, at least one of you
who was on each of those missions is here.
Right.
You have these memories you were holding onto.
You were able to glean a tremendous amount,
but you're holding it in your mind, right?
What do you do as you gather here on the street?
Telepathic Brawn is still on.
Yes.
I'm going to immediately check in
with the two that have left
just to make sure that they're okay.
I just need to hear your voice to make sure you're fine.
We're fine.
Yes, we are.
Did you die when we left?
Are everyone okay?
Everyone's okay on this end.
We'll come back together.
We're trying to sort out the aftermath.
We'll keep you in the loop.
Real quick. Mm-hmm?
Can I see the stars? You quick, can I see the stars?
You look up and can see the stars
as the fireworks fade.
Great.
Nydas is just going to be,
I've extracted memories from one of the assailants.
There is a lot, and I think it will take me a minute
once I start to process them.
Is there anything we need to discuss?
Do you mind if I store these and record your memories?
Of course. All right.
I pull around my orb and expands,
almost looking a little bit like a silver screen,
like a projector.
This is...
Just trying to pull his memories
and hold it on the screen.
I'm going to say, Patia and Nydas,
you pull a reel of memories
into this orb.
This is your entire specialization,
the minds of the people of Avalir.
You pull all those memories in there.
It's the memories of a very troubled sleep,
like insomnia-addled mage,
but your orb is powerful enough
that you may be able to spot things
in this person's memory that even he was not,
but it will be up to the dice, essentially.
Kind of just do a little bit of some cantrip shit.
I don't want to spend a slot.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, I don't want to use cantrips.
But using a calm emotion type of thing
to just try and get him to think purely and calmly.
You are, much like the Psychometric Chamber earlier,
you're essentially recreating the mind
of a now dead man in your orb.
Powerful magics of the Age of Arcanum.
It's going to take you guys a minute
to go through all this.
And I think as the orb begins to glow,
you begin to see Munch.
You begin to see Munch.
While that's happening,
Cerrit and Zerxus, is there anything you guys are doing
that you'd be able to do immediately
because this is going to take a minute?
Those were fiends.
They were? A demon.
You spoke their language.
What do you mean?
You, when they were gathering on you,
you spoke the same guttural, incomprehensible language.
I don't recall that at all.
I told them to stand down.
How is that possible?
How could you speak a language you don't know?
Insight.
Let's go.
Come on.
24.
Okay.
Your ring is not glowing.
Oh shit.
Seems pretty honest.
Were we there? Did we hear it as well?
Yeah, you all heard it.
Whatever you may say, Zerxus,
we heard you speak that language.
Would I know that, even if I don't speak Infernal,
after having the runes,
would I know that that's Infernal
that he was speaking? The language, yeah.
You'd recognize it by sound.
The Hall of Prophecy, did you learn anything?
Yes.
That's what happened.
The oracles there,
who of course aim to touch the divine,
have been going mad,
their heads filled with false prophecy and lies.
Who? False prophecies determined by who?
Ramblings by the chief diviner.
False as in?
Babble, nonsense. So they think? Babble. Nonsense.
So they think.
Things that cannot be fruit.
Insight check.
Thank you.
Insight check on Nydas.
Ooh! Deception versus insight.
Deception? You're not trusting people anymore?
What is happening here?
I don't know.
I'll get you eyes.
You want to try?
22.
20.
22 to 20.
Because he saw what the prophet saw, right?
You are...
Or the oracle saw.
You're a man who studies the delineation
between when someone is being honest
and when someone is telling a lie.
You've been doing this for a long time.
There are areas off of that scale
that are always the most alarming to you.
Because sometimes people say something
that they know is not true,
and sometimes they say something that they believe is.
But there are things that people say
that they don't relate to as being true or false.
They relate to as being something deeper.
On a 22, you see Nydas saying it's gibberish,
and it's not a statement, it's a plea.
Got it.
False prophecy.
Loquatius and I went to the Herald's Tome.
We found files on Vespin Chloris.
Many of these people were involved
in speaking about the tree having,
what was it?
The City of Crows bears the name of trees.
They knew about the battery.
The Arboreal calyx?
It's very same.
I want you to give me an insight check
and I want you to give me deception.
What?
19. 20.
Ooh!
Nydas, however you are holding on
to what you heard in the Hall of Prophecy,
I think you see Theriot see into you,
and however that leaves you feeling,
you are seen in this moment by him.
I think the fact that he doesn't press me on it,
and that he allows me to continue to hold onto my plea
makes me want to,
makes, honestly, emboldens me
to hold onto it tighter.
The stars are still in the sky. The stars are still in the sky.
The stars are still in the sky.
Yeah, there's a respect between these stations.
They have not left us yet.
There is one other thing.
When Loquatius was in the Herald's Tome
and pulling these files, these crystals,
there was a section, forgive me, on Evandrin
that was entirely empty.
What is that?
What does that mean?
I don't know.
Somebody is trying to erase.
There's so much that we don't understand
in pieces that are not fitting together.
There is.
You said you saw him in your dream.
I did. I saw him in my dream.
He approached the tree that was growing out of
the hand of the Betrayer God.
The tree blossoms blue
on a breeze towards him, and that caused him to vomit
and retch in a way that I think I just saw these fiends do
in the middle of our confrontation just now,
and we know everything is related,
but we just do not have all the missing pieces yet.
I would ask Laerryn if she was here, but she's not.
But she's here.
I'll ask it anyway. Laerryn, out now.
Do you know if Evandrin ever had access
to the battery, to the tree?
Do I know that?
Do you know?
I don't.
He never spoke about it, never mused about it,
never wondered, said anything,
anything you would recall?
I didn't know that that tree was there.
I know that he had business to take care of
as the First Knight.
He has tasks and missions
that I was not always aware of,
but I don't know anything
about an encounter that he may have had with that tree.
I believe you.
You said there,
his name was stricken.
Like it was stolen or erased.
His name was stricken?
It was in a, the name of the reporter
was Elena Tuvaris. That's right.
The woman that Loquatius said he fired.
Elena Tuvaris was her name,
and she had a name in her file of crystals,
Evandrin Altera.
Now, lots of reporters would have a file
for Evandrin Altera.
He was the First Knight for two and a half years.
Having something in a file with a name on it,
in Saret's mind,
the thing that's unusual about it
is it would be like seeing a grocery list
that said milk, eggs, bread, nothing else.
Yeah.
Somebody's hiding something.
Clearly. Yes.
We have so little time to figure out what is happening.
Zerxus.
What if he's not dead?
What if he's something else?
What would that possibly be?
You asked
to not remember,
and I obliged.
What are you talking about?
What?
We've been friends for decades.
I've been around for a long time,
and I don't know if I've ever seen a desperation
quite like yours when you came to me.
You remember coming to me? I do, I remember yours when you came to me. You remember coming to me?
I do, I remember coming to you,
but I remember that we agreed not to talk about that.
Do you want to talk about it?
Is it relevant now?
I was desperate for help.
Vandran was dying, so I came to ask for help
to see if there was a cure.
I was convinced that this place had a cure.
I'm only bringing it up because it seems relevant.
I didn't know who else to go to.
He was slipping away from me,
and I knew that somewhere in the scrolls
and the information that you had,
there had to have been something
that you had access to that could have helped him,
but we found nothing.
No, we found something.
But it's old. It was old magic.
Ancient druidic primordial.
The barriers between life and death with the old...
god.
We knew it was a gamble
with the ascension of the Matron of Ravens, and...
I gave no guarantee it would work.
I told you it didn't work, that we found nothing,
that it was impossible.
I apologize.
But I must ask,
what exactly did you attempt?
It is my duty and my purview to keep
what knowledge is exposed and spread
What knowledge is exposed and spread
throughout into Exandria, and what knowledge is not?
And I hold that title very dear and sacred.
But I hold that title.
I am the one who holds the key.
So,
I found a ritual
that is considered forbidden by those who make rules.
But,
death has a new owner
over the past century or so.
It was a risk.
But it didn't fail in a way that was anticipated. but it didn't fail in a way that was anticipated.
It didn't fail in a way that felt like the snuff of Arcanum.
When you're blowing out a candle,
it was as if the candle suddenly
never existed.
Is this in the Gorge?
What?
I came to you and I asked you for help,
and then we decided to do this,
and you're saying it...
I've never done anything like that before.
I didn't know what to expect,
and I still don't know what exactly happened.
But it worked.
I don't know.
Patia. Yes?
You've never locked anything away
without keeping a hold of the key
in case you needed it again.
If you wish to return Zerx's memory to him, you may.
Oh my god.
Is this in the group chat?
I don't know, is this in the group chat?
Are our microphones on?
We're off. Did we mute our Zoom?
We're off, just hanging out.
Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool.
Aren't you guys having a cute divorce moment?
Shut up! Yeah.
What are you doing Friday night?
Oh my god.
There's a lot of truths that need to be revealed
and a lot of people holding secrets,
and I think that we all need to be together
and just put everything on the table.
We have to do it quickly.
The illumination is your choice, but.
I want to know.
I want to know why I don't know.
Was it your decision?
It was yours.
Oh shit.
Ooh.
Oh shit.
Now is the time.
The city is under attack.
The city is under attack.
This whole time, I'm also still holding my globe,
siphoning, like, doing, we're at 98%.
Don't take time.
Do it!
If you wish to be together,
Laerryn has just as much of a right
to this knowledge as you do.
I'm going to get into the group chat.
Laerryn, we need to come together immediately.
There's some information about Evandrin
that is about to be shared that I wasn't aware of,
that I think you should probably hear.
It's all going to help us understand what our next move is.
It's another part of the connective tissue
about all of this.
We all have to come together immediately.
Can I make an insight check?
Does he know?
No.
Give me an insight check.
Does he know?
Everybody out here, that's good.
Does he know?
Clearly, he does not.
Dirty 20.
He doesn't know.
Okay.
I want to go and grab.
I'm going to see you guys reconvene.
Do you want to reconvene back in the street corner?
Do you go back to Gallimore?
So my private debt, should we go down towards the core?
Yeah, you can come down here.
Oh, that's fine. We'll go there.
We'll head underground.
You head underground into the Meridian Labyrinth.
Does Tempest fit there?
Captain Drake has taken all of her guards.
She's fanning out over the city.
Right now, it's being kept quiet.
There's still revelers.
You can still hear the music coming from Excelsior Plaza,
but some people know.
That battery went down.
That neighborhood is losing power.
It's in the bottle for a second,
but maybe the time is coming fast.
You gather in the Meridian Labyrinth.
You're in a long hallway.
It is a triangular hallway,
like a flat floor and then sides that come in,
wounds all along, coursing electricity,
ether going through cables of copper and glass.
You convene.
Before they're out, can I try one?
Can I pitch you on something very cheeky and stupid?
Yeah, do it.
You mentioned the little battery on my hip
that grabbed that ether
when I successfully counterspelled.
Can I try to give that to Quay when he's not looking
and give him a spell slot back?
Yeah, you can do that.
That spell slot, I will say,
you could also put into the Etheric Net itself
if every drop counts, unless you want Way to have it.
Looks like that.
None of this matters if he doesn't make it.
You slip it into his pocket.
Before they arrive, Callum gets back to you.
My lady, we had difficulty deciphering the words
until we realized that they were not words.
The writing in Primordial are names.
I don't know of what, but they're proper nouns.
Ralshawn and Khamort.
Ralshawn and Khamort.
For the first time.
Okay, those don't mean anything to me,
but thank you.
You all convene.
As you convene together,
the orb is ready,
but there is this to contend with as well.
You have the ability, as you reconvene in this hall,
this sort of antechamber.
There it goes.
Fly.
Patia, you may return this memory whenever you wish.
Are you ready?
I'm not ready,
because it isn't just about this memory.
It's about a number of things
that we need to all put on the table.
I want us all to speak the truth plainly.
We are the Ring of Brass,
and they use that name to mock us,
but we know what that really means,
and I believe some of them actually do as well.
The time is not for secrets anymore.
I cast Zone of Truth.
Ooh.
Anyone who wishes may resist, or you may.
I choose to fail.
Please, friends.
You choose to fail.
Oh, I choose to fail.
I'll fail.
It's not the time.
Roll a natural 20.
You resist. Will people know if you fail?
Yes. Or if you attempt to fight it?
You will know if they fail. You'll know if they fail. Woo. Or if you attempt to fight it? You will know if they fail.
What's the DC?
What's that?
The DC. The DC is?
I believe 18.
It's 18.
Charisma, 18. Why does it matter?
Why does it matter?
Charisma? Yes.
I just want to see.
Say natural?
Mm-hmm.
Mm, mm.
Natural.
That's poetic. Natural one. Natural one. A little shook. Mm, mm. You can roll 30. That's poetic. Natural one.
Natural one.
A little shook.
Patia fails.
Son of Truth, Son of Truth, you failed.
Success. What did Nydas get?
Nydas will fail.
Nydas will fail.
I rolled a 30.
Do I know who resisted
and who chose to fail?
Well, if you know who failed,
it seems like you would know who didn't.
Yes, I would know who didn't.
So let me just double check here.
I'm just curious if I know who resisted.
Yeah, you know whether each creature succeeds or fails.
So you know that they have succeeded,
which is information in and of itself
because you know people can submit to the spell.
I know. Yeah.
The zone persists.
Mm-hmm.
What are you hiding?
I do not like being compelled.
You're not being compelled, you're being
Xerxes! No, that's what the spell is.
The city is under attack.
I understand your desire for clarity,
but we need to be working together.
And if people would like to withhold
certain personal information, that should be all right.
I apologize that this is not a moment
in which we can all be forthright,
but there is business that needs to be done.
And I apologize that it cannot be handled
in a manner that you enjoy.
Zerxus stops
and looks at Nydas.
You're my oldest friend.
And you are mine.
And I owe you a great deal, and I don't think
I ever recall you speaking to me in this town.
No.
If it means that much to you
for me to let this go, then I will.
Let's move forward then together.
We are here. We are here.
Do whatever you need to do.
You move forward, the zone standing. Your friend's words cut, but I think carry
more value than gold,
because you know that your friend speaks, and I will say, without having to roll,
that you know that your friend's failure was intentional,
and he wished you to know that he spoke the truth.
Patia.
That's enough for me.
Okay.
Another experiment was happening.
All of these years.
One of my own. Mm.
If the Matron of Ravens can do it,
so can't we all?
I snap, and you see a little string
of white wisp come from my orb.
It wraps around Patia's finger.
She delivers it back,
and you can see it go into Zerxus's temple.
Reflected in Patia's orb,
such that all can see,
but for Zerxus, you see in your mind
where this memory first came.
A night of desperation.
You didn't go to Patia
when the time was there only to save Vandran.
When he finally vanished, when his body disappeared,
would you have stopped at death?
No.
That wouldn't have ever stopped.
And you didn't.
You didn't stop after death.
You went to Patia and asked for magic
that could bring someone back.
That night, you offered everything you had.
You offered whatever it would take to bring him back.
You know that Patia did every step of that ritual perfectly.
Candles in a dark sanctum,
a spell of true resurrection,
powerful enough that not even a fraction
of the body would be needed.
The name alone would carry from death to life.
The candles did not even flutter.
The words were spoken and nothing happened.
And you had to admit that you had done everything you could
and that was too much for you to bear.
Because I failed.
You didn't fail.
It was one of the few moments that the Ring of Brass could not determine our own fate.
And I do not accept that.
Patia.
Normally,
I would ask for some kind of roll,
an arcana check, something of that nature.
I don't ask for it when players stone-cold guess.
What's the simplest explanation
for why a resurrection would fail?
They're somewhere else.
Because they're not dead.
The voice you heard speaking to you with pride,
it was Evandrin.
Just as the matron's name has been stricken throughout all of recorded history,
if you're saying the same holds true for Evandrin,
perhaps we didn't fail.
It worked.
Where is he, then?
I don't know, but
we might be able to find him.
Can't you see?
When I tried, I did everything right.
Don't tell, don't say.
No, don't tell them.
Please, please. I don't know what happened.
Laerryn, Laerryn, give me a chance.
Please.
Sorry.
He agreed to it, and he's a friend,
and the first night, he agreed to go.
When we were trying to jump,
I did everything perfectly.
I was perfect, and it worked.
And then he came back, but something went wrong.
I don't know what happened.
You sent Evandrin.
I asked her.
Why didn't you send him?
You sent him to where you want us to go?
I wanted us to be able to go anywhere.
It started with the Celestial Plane.
That's where he is?
He came back. He came back and he was fine until he wasn't.
You anchored his soul.
I know.
There are very few things in this world I don't know.
Sarah.
I had this sickness on the mortal form.
It doesn't matter anymore.
It wasn't your fault.
It was an accident, right?
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
What do you talking about?
We, what do you mean it doesn't matter? He's not mortal or I'm not sure, I'm not.
We separated his consciousness,
his pure essence, his being.
You did that.
I didn't do that.
You did that and you now recognize I didn't do that.
You did that and you now recognize that that's why what we tried didn't work.
That's exactly what I think.
It's the tree.
The Tree of Names.
See?
If that vision you saw was true.
I think it is.
Then the Calix is the reason it didn't work,
and the Calix is the reason it's pulling power.
Those druids are keeping this magic from happening,
from being perfected.
It was perfect, it was supposed to work!
They're interfering,
and they're trying to draw magic away.
To keep us.
To stop us.
You think he's in the tree?
I want to go to this tree.
I want to go to that calyx.
Well, perhaps we'll have a choice.
At this point, I once again throw my sphere
and it pops up in an even bigger little projector screen
in front of all of us.
And I start playing back Nydas' memories that he's still in.
All of you watch the orb alight
and a stream comes from Nydas' mind
as Patia holds it aloft.
I'm going to get Nydas' mind as Patia holds it aloft. That's my way of doing it.
This is dope.
You begin to go into the memories of this mage.
You are in a maze of this man's mind,
recreated from Nydas' memory of it in this orb.
I will ask you to command
what knowledge you seek to wrest from this.
It will not simply play out.
You must investigate.
You must look for what you need to find.
I will say, I think the memories I was hoping to pull
were specifically ones in which this mage
was hearing information from Loras.
Is it Loras?
Loras or the Dean Harlow.
Lycretia, yeah.
Lycretia.
Any information where they were speaking to them
or being told things by them,
any reference to Vespin Cloris,
and any sort of location that they were to be.
I think those three, that's enough.
Off the top of like, Vespin Chloris,
and then, oh, and anything about the Replenishment
or what orders being given.
But I think those would come from Dean Hollow
and Loras, so those are the two big ones.
Amazing.
Give me, you can do arcana or investigation,
and we'll do it one question at a time.
Give me the first thing you want to look for.
Can I assist him?
You can absolutely get the help action here.
Okay, as I'm scrubbing through the timeline.
Discussions they had with
Dean Hall, Lacrytia Halla.
Arcana.
Natural 17 for a 28.
You begin to go through bits and pieces.
You see it's mostly Lacrytia talking.
You don't see much of Loras in here,
but perhaps this guy is so far down the chain that, you know.
You see Lacrytia interacting with Micah Cormorant,
the deceased magister.
You see that having defeated him,
that appears to be the way that all the Qunalthi
were brought into the city.
So that means that despite how much danger you are all in,
at least one thing has been accomplished.
The means of bringing more Qanalthi into the city
has been eradicated.
Magister Cormoran is dead.
Okay.
You see that he exposed the old Porter's Guildmaster
to ensure that there wouldn't be an active
guildmaster of the Porter's Guild during this time period.
Fuck. Oh my god.
He's been ferrying Kenalfi into the city
for more than a week.
Wow.
Wow!
You see him speaking.
You see Lacrytia speaking about Purvan Suul
and saying something along the lines of
inviting him to this thing and saying,
he must be prevented from aiding
in what is to come in Vasselheim.
In Vasselheim. In Vasselheim.
You see him speaking, like,
another thing, she's in another room.
All of this is fragments.
Some of it's not even conversations
he's having with Lacrytia,
it's just things he's present in the room for.
Yeah.
The cultist that was disguised
as one of Lacrytia's hodmedods
was supposed to get the blood that the Arrhenius got.
That was supposed to happen earlier,
and they had to improvise and figure something else out.
You see both the Arrhenius
and the horned devil, both of the devils that you fought,
vomiting bile upon their son,
the Qunalti summon them and vomiting bile again.
You see blossoms floating past them.
You see them arriving.
This guy went searching in the Meridian Labyrinth
for artifacts headed to the arcane furnace
to be melted down and got there too late,
after they'd already been pulled by the eyes of Avalir.
You see that this guy was one of the people
that was sent to go try to find them before that happened,
which is why they needed to get that.
There's something about needing those tools of Vespin's.
You see, this is just lots of... Damn.
Sorry? No, it's great.
I got word for it. I feel like I'm making you do
the third act moment where they're like,
wait, it was him all along.
He was there.
Kaiser Soze.
You see that there's a short conversation that he has, that Lacrytia's not even talking.
It's one of the Qunalthi talking about
that their brethren are also supposed to attack
the Giant's Slumber,
which is the headquarters of the Gau Drashari.
So there's also an attack that's supposed to happen tonight
down in Cathmoira.
That was my question.
Yeah.
It could just be us.
Wow.
Yeah, well, in Vasselheim.
Correct.
Well, yeah, and that's another thing, too.
I think, Sarah, as you're watching this play out,
it's like, Lord of Hells, Lord of Hells, Lord of Hells,
Lord of Hells, and you see, every once in a while,
like, C of Hells, Lord of Hells, Lord of Hells, Lord of Hells. You see, every once in a while, like Cresci mentioned,
something happening somewhere else in Exandria.
You don't think the Lord of Hells
is the only betrayer god working somewhere
on the world right now.
You...
So there's an attack going on right now.
In Cathmoíra, presumably.
There are
two big things left.
Give me an insight check with advantage.
Hold on, my iPad has died, so.
These are all, I know, this is 12.
This is plus 12. We got chargers.
Plus 12, yeah. We got chargers.
This is.
Can we fly in a charger?
Fly in a charger!
27.
Here's another iPad.
Thanks.
iPads on iPads on iPads.
We are generic tablet devices.
Oh, excuse me.
Great, glad to have you.
We are generic tablet devices.
You see a conversation
from longer ago, earlier this year.
This guy doesn't look as haggard in this memory,
doesn't feel as haggard.
His memory is of him having more energy
and more life force.
He's watching the end of a conversation
between Patia and Lycretia Hollow.
Lycretia is a member of the Ring of Silver
and the Keeper of Scrolls works
within the umbrella of the Octothorogues,
within the umbrella of the academic structure.
What a bitch, see?
A short, very polite conversation concludes
between Patia and Lacrytia Hollow.
In the memory of this mage, you hear him say,
My lady, I can't help but notice your
rather obvious disdain for the Keeper of Scrolls.
You hear Lacryretia Hollow say,
Oh, am I that obvious in my disdain?
I must say, she's more of a merchant
than the Guildmaster of the Golden Scythe is.
I mean, she doesn't trade in gold,
but rather her grandfather's name.
Oh, oh, oh.
Double shame, double shame.
Double shame.
You see that the mage speaking says,
Yep.
I'm shocked.
He's a bit better.
The mage speaking says,
"'Well, certainly, I think the Guildmaster
"'would rather take offense at that comparison.
There's nothing wrong with trade, after all, my lady.
And he is, as I understand it,
rather close with the lady Por'co.
You see she turns to him and says,
If he knew what I knew about
the Archmage Por'co.
You see, and Patia, you are watching Nydas
watch this memory.
You are all watching this in the room together.
I'm not hiding it.
You see this mage says,
I beg your pardon.
Lacrytia says,
the orrery, The Sorcerer's University?
She's got him wrapped around her finger.
You see that the mage shrugs.
He says, How do you mean?
She says, Let's just say that
the Septarian gets what he wants.
And that memory concludes.
You...
Your Eminence.
The picture failed the Zone of Truth. Mm-hmm. Your Eminence. Patia failed the Zone of Truth?
Mm-hmm.
Your Eminence, what is it that the Septariot wants?
Nydas, I have always been transparent.
Yes.
With Avalir's quest for knowledge, talent, prodigies.
I went to the Septarium.
I begged them to fund the Sorcerer's School
and tried to convince them to place locations
in various cities across Exandria.
I could not get that approval, but...
When I framed it in a way to convince them
that it would only benefit Avalir and our future
to bring these talented minds,
the most gifted from across all of Exandria to Avalir,
it would only enhance and benefit our society.
That's what got them to approve the project.
That I understand.
Of course.
In our conversations,
I understood it could not simply be charity, but.
Yes.
All right. I did genuinely
try to speak from an honorable position,
and this was the compromise,
and I
apologize if it comes across as deceitful or
arrogant,
but.
Problem. Oh, sorry. Frame anything for the good of Avalir,
and you might be able to get it.
Patia, there's a memory you could share in this moment,
as we are diving deep into this,
if you wished, of a conversation
where you were as valiant as you could be,
speaking to Loras of the Weaver's Mask.
If you wished to share it, you could.
I'll ask Nydas. If you wish to see it,
not through my perspective,
but as it was,
without any skewed,
mistaken memory, but as it was, without any skewed,
mistaken memory,
I can show it for you. But I also do not feel as if I have to defend myself
to one of my closest friends, unless you wish to see it.
Given all that is happening,
that you offer is enough for me.
Are there any other questions?
Thank you.
Are there any other questions we might seek
to decipher from these memories?
There's one final one,
and I'm going to need either perception
or investigation checks from everybody here.
The DC is going to be 25.
Come through, everyone. 25.
I can't give any of that without nat 20, so.
I'm looking at you.
Looking at me.
Perception or investigation?
Perception or investigation.
30.
Okay!
Woo!
Go on, kick!
You start moving through the last memory.
As you move through,
you see Lacrytia speaking
to this archmage, saying,
Remember, we go to the Helm.
We must destroy the Helmswoman, Akami Rowe.
We must destroy her because by the time they reach
the Wild Mother's embrace, it will have been too late.
We must prevent them at all costs
from reaching the embrace of the Wildmother."
And you remember Vespin saying that
on a 30 investigation,
Timing, timing, timing.
It always comes back to that for you.
Why? Why did Akami Rowe die
moments after she started the protocol to descend the city?
Why was it that close, that quick?
If they wanted the city to stay in the air,
if they didn't want you guys to reach the ground,
then why wouldn't they kill Akami Rowe earlier, days ago?
Why wouldn't they kill her?
And you think about the fact that Vesp and Chloris,
when he launched himself from the mirror,
what did he say to you? He launched himself from the mirror.
What did he say to you? He said,
You will never reach the Wildmother's Embrace in time.
You took it as he said it, but who's that stupid?
Why would he tell you exactly what you were supposed
to try and do to thwart him?
Why would he give you your finish line?
You look up at that memory, something's wrong.
Something's wrong with that memory in the recording.
The one that we just saw?
The one you just saw.
Like, Crescia Hollow never said that,
and you've never been more certain of anything in your life.
Oh my god.
What?
Would I, with my ability to be able to tell
if someone's memory has been altered?
On a 30 investigation, when Saret points that out,
give me an Arcana check with advantage.
24.
The memory's been altered, and Lacrytia Hollow did it.
Lacrytia changed one of this mage's memories.
Changed it to her saying something
about the Wild Mother's embrace,
but she said something else originally.
It wasn't that.
Can I modify the memory of a dead person?
Yeah.
Ooh! Turn it back.
Can we scrape off the...
Scrape, like, try to get deep?
Yeah, can we have it? Do some fucking shit!
Yeah, make it happen.
Oh my god. How is it?
What's so weird to you?
Why would she die?
If they're not supposed to get there in time,
why would you kill them when you got just close enough?
Yeah.
I think they must need us.
They must need us to engage.
The replenishment must need to happen.
The timing, if what you say is true,
it would suggest that these processes need to happen,
and then once they've initiated, then they act.
So it would seem possibly that they want us to land,
or then why would they make such a point of the opposite?
Arcane Architect,
if the city is disabled above Cathmoíra, what happens?
If the city is disabled above Cathmoíra
such that it stops descending,
so from the helm, the helm's been sundered
and it's a protocol.
The city is on its way to landing.
It's moving, right?
It's moving. Yeah, we're moving.
You're slowly descending. We're going to land.
Slowly, right?
Slowly.
There is a way, theoretically, to stop this.
What Sarendra is driving at is this.
If you killed,
if you burned through all the energy you've got,
or something like 40% of it, 60%, some huge percentage, you have to try it,
you could kill the Descent.
You could.
You could stop the city from touching down.
What this would mean
is that for the first time in 292 years,
Avalir would not touch down for the replenishment.
And there are an enormous amount of contracts
you would immediately default on.
There is no guarantee that the Septarian
would even allow it, and if they discovered
that it was happening, it could constitute treason.
If you acted on your own and just killed the engines,
it could be construed as treason,
and you'd miss your shot.
Can we unmodify the memory?
Is that, Patia, is that at all possible?
One has greater restoration.
Yes, it would be a combination of restoration
and almost like a curse.
We don't have the body here, right?
We just have the memory?
We only have the memory, but...
But it might not even matter.
We know what...
Memories are...
tangible figments.
They exist.
But it might not even matter.
If we know that this memory was modified,
we can just pretty much guess
as to what it was modified from.
We know they want us to land.
Yes.
They killed the Hamels woman,
so it's on autopilot.
It will do that.
If they don't want to,
if they want to drain the batteries.
They attacked the batteries,
but maybe they didn't succeed.
Is it all just a feint to suggest that,
so that we- Speed us along.
Yes, to make us go faster?
Or to make us continue on the path
that we're supposed to be on.
The status quo.
They want us to think that landing the city
is the most important thing?
The safest and quickest thing to do.
They want to bring back the betrayers.
And that's a way to do it, whatever it is.
Through the replenishment, through that injection.
We already know that there are attacks happening globally.
If we don't land,
I mean, we're all finished.
But also, shouldn't we warn the rest of the world
that this is happening?
Yes.
If they're not aware of it yet.
Cathmoira, if they're going to be attacked,
we could save lives.
We need to warn them.
Broadcast it.
I was considering scrying on my brother
to see he's the All-Cold
and would be your person of influence.
Yes.
We're going to do it.
I'll burn a 5th-level spell slot. I'm going to
scry on my brother.
You scry on your
brother,
and you see
that he is at a
dinner table
enjoying
or, sorry, no, it's like,
now it's like two o'clock,
or it's like two or three in the morning now.
You see he's still up,
riding by candlelight.
He's just going to probably,
it's the eve of the Replenishment,
he's probably going to stay up all night,
just because, you know.
And you don't see anything.
You don't see chaos or anything like that.
You know that the site of the Druid's Grove
is on the other side of the ring from the Alcald's home,
so he's miles away.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, the giant's thing is there?
The giant slumber is a sacred site within Cathmoíra.
Mm-hmm.
But it doesn't look like anyone's alerted him.
You don't see anything else happening like that.
Can anyone send an Endings Battle to my,
can we watch him go check on the giant's grove?
How long, it would take him too long to get there?
Honestly, you guys are progressing your descent enough.
It'd be faster for you guys to get there flying.
And just from a position perspective,
are we still traveling down and to meet?
No, no, you moved all the way. Are we directly above?
And you are now descending, going straight down.
I ask my question again.
Is there anything that would cause the city
to fall from the sky?
Are there defaults? Are there redundancies?
We are now directly above the Wildmother's embrace.
We only lost one battery.
We have enough to land. I need 50% of the power that we've gathered to attempt to finish the astral
ley-rite.
That would transport the entire city elsewhere.
It would allow us to have a new ley line to other planes.
But it wouldn't immediately take us somewhere?
No, we have things to do on the ground.
That's not a lie.
I just don't care about being on the ground.
Give me an arcana check.
20.
30.
So here's what you know.
What Saret said,
can we stop the city?
Can we stop the city in the air?
Yeah, that's doable.
That's doable. But you know the cost that comes air. Yeah, that's doable. That's doable.
But you know the cost that comes out.
Yeah.
You have time.
It's about in between two or three
in the morning right now.
This thing's not going to land
until 10 minutes before sunrise.
You've learned more about the Arboreal Calix
in the past day than you've known
in your entire career as the Architect Arcane.
Maybe there's a solution.
There might be something clever.
There might be something you could do
that would answer the energy problem.
You think it might be worth
figuring out or finding out, because you know energy problem, you think it might be worth
figuring out or finding out, because you know it might be worth
uncovering that memory more
if there's more information in there,
if you can scrape that top layer off somehow.
But on a dirty 20 arcana check,
you know there's something that these entities still need.
They're still grasping for something.
Why did they grab those thoughts from Saret in the fight?
Why did they get this blood from Zerxus?
They're still scrambling, too.
I'm trying to. How does your ring work?
My ring lights up in the presence of deception or a lie.
I'm lying to you. I know how to stop it.
Oh.
I just don't want to yet.
Jumping, this laywright.
I'm going to ask questions because I'm not an arcane user.
So I'm trying to play big league with you guys now.
Do we have to be docked to do it with Cathmoíra?
Yes.
None of this works if we don't dock.
Whatever replenishment needs to happen.
Yes was all I needed.
Evandrin, he went to this other place,
came back, and was never the same again.
Yes or no?
Yes.
And you want to send this entire city
with our families to that place at that risk?
Yes.
I leave.
Sirrit leaves.
Sirrit, give me a perception check
and I'm going to let you know something as you're leaving.
Ooh, that's a 31.
31.
At 18, it's a little more fun.
In Laerryn's effects,
you see a scroll of birch bark.
You see a birch bark scroll
that you recognize as being druidic in nature.
Oh my shit.
I just was a bit gasping.
You don't know necessarily what it is.
What you got, a fucking scroll? Wait, I forget. Did you communicate that in the group chat, You don't know necessarily what it is. I don't.
Wait, I forget.
Did you communicate that in the group chat,
what that was, or back in the Magisterium?
Maybe not? Would I have said it?
No, we were running around.
I don't think I had time.
You know about it. Oh, that's right.
It's a thing to talk about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, right, right.
I copied it.
Yeah, you copied it.
You have that, too.
We're in this together.
We're in this together.
Okay, okay. Go tell him with me. You have that, too. We're in this together. We're in this together. Okay, okay. Go down with me.
As I'm getting ready to leave,
I'll just call out what I see.
You might want to check what's in her pocket.
There have been some incredibly selfish actions
amongst this group.
I don't know if we'll survive the night,
but I'm going to go take care of mine now.
And I leave.
Off of the Meridian Labyrinth.
Sarah, you take off.
We'll come to you in a moment.
You guys are very good at playing D&D!
Yeah.
Very good at this game.
Very good at this game.
For the rest of you gathered herein, what comes next?
There's the question of this memory. There the rest of you gathered herein, what comes next?
There's the question of this memory. There's things that you are thinking
about the Arboreal Calix.
We can still fix this.
We just have to get to the Calix.
And there's no way to teleport
without touching down.
We can't do it in the sky.
Do we want to try to scrape this memory a little bit more?
Do you have a restoration?
What's that?
What did you say?
Do you have greater restoration, Rani?
I don't have greater restoration.
Oh.
I've got Detect Thoughts.
So I have. I have Modify Memory.
I'll dispel magic.
If you want to throw a Modify Memory on there
and you want to do another Detect Thoughts,
we can scrape through this.
What do you have there, Zerxus?
I mean, I have, because this is a spell that did this,
but the person that it was done to was in here,
but I have Cleansing Touch,
which I can use to end a spell.
But this is very far removed.
Yeah, I think...
I actually think, yeah,
you can use your Cleansing Touch here
and that will help because this was some
infernal magic that happened here.
I think you can, with those three things combined,
you go back through the memory
and you see the thing that Lacrytia Hollow
actually told her lackey.
The city must land. the thing that Lacrytia Hollow actually told her lackey.
The city must land. It must land before sunrise.
The apogee solstice, perfect time.
The betrayers are coming.
They are coming here.
When the city lands,
glorious day.
You see, she says,
you see that
the mage speaks back to Lacrytia, saying,
Mistress,
what of the problem that we've discussed?
You see, she looks and says, What if the problem that we've discussed,
you see she looks and says,
that's for Vespin to handle.
You see, he says, the Archmage. You see she says, of course.
Oh, you didn't think he was gone forever now, did you?
And that's where that memory fades.
No.
Yeah.
So the choice is we stop the city
and ruin your plans, or we let it go.
There's another way.
There's always another way.
I don't see one.
No, no.
We have time to cheat, to try to find one.
Yeah.
If we ruin her plans,
we don't get Evandrin back.
He can't be gone for nothing.
Let's take a look at the Arbor-Ural Calix.
Yes.
And move from that place.
Yes.
Yes.
As Zerxus says, we have time to tree.
We have time to tree.
We have time to tree.
I don't know if that quote
is going to make it in the final recap. Oh. Recap.
I mean, I think with that, I'm ready to, I'm just going to head to wherever that.
You head to the Calix. I'm heading to the Calix.
I'd like to pull up alongside Zerxus
as we walk to the Calix.
I wanted to apologize for...
There's no need.
You're right.
What good is the truth if you force it out of somebody?
But your forthrightness is important.
And just what we saw in the Hall of Prophecy did not.
You often interact with the divine, but I do not.
And what we saw there was deeply troubling.
It was.
I'm not... Trouble. It was. Mm.
I'm not.
The others need to know.
We need to know everything.
But let's see what this Calix reveals,
and then we'll go from there.
I think people have had enough
of that sort of talk for now.
We're all a little on edge.
Yeah, we are.
We'll have to reach out to Cerrit,
give him time to cool off.
Speaking, you all move to the Calix.
Can I send a quick sending to Quay specifically?
Yeah. As we're going.
To me, aren't we together?
Yeah, but I want it to be private.
And just turn the mask and just say,
my ambition is perhaps a flaw,
but the biggest mistake I ever made
was not trusting you with the whole truth.
I'm sorry.
And I love you, and I will fix this.
That's all.
Can I reply?
I'll just say, uh,
yeah,
you've already saved me.
Once.
Maybe I can return the favor.
I sprint for the keys.
Patia is the last one remaining
as everyone goes ahead.
We'll follow in a moment.
She pulls the orb in front of her face
and she just starts playing back the memory
of the things that just happened.
She gets to Saret, saying,
there have been some incredibly selfish choices.
She plays it back.
Incredibly selfish choices, and plays it back.
Incredibly selfish choices, plays it back.
After about half a dozen times,
steals herself and follows forward.
You enter the Calix.
A massive stone chamber
encompasses, glowing with runes,
two mighty arcane engines.
Large, bladed fins circling around glowing blue
amethyst orbs crackling with light.
You see stained glass windows
showing light not from this plane of existence,
but the stained glass shows the flying city of Avalir,
runes protecting it.
You've never opened the door to the Calix before,
but you know how.
No corner of this city is beyond your reach.
A massive wheel turns as you open into the chamber,
hovering in the center of the room,
not translucent but real, is a tree.
The tree is beautiful.
Dark wood, dark leaves, and blossoms.
Sometimes, Evandrin's sweat, when he was at his worst, wood, dark leaves, and blossoms.
Sometimes, Evandrin's sweat, when he was at his worst, would smell like these blossoms.
The tree hovers.
You see the engine surrounding it,
placed here 119 years ago.
Disgusting.
As you enter this chamber,
everyone here give me perception checks.
Don't you wish I was here now?
Mm-hmm.
I count a natural 20.
Natural 20.
She's going to beat me.
Plus seven.
Loquatius, you smell blossoms.
A fey wild.
It's not far from here.
Oh.
Suddenly, you feel like
maybe nothing's very far from here.
Whoa.
Blossoms move. You look up into the tree.
None of your human and elven friends can see it,
but your fairy eyes look up and you see,
almost translucent, but there's a little blinking light
up in the branches of the tree.
Boop, boop.
Boop, boop, boop.
It's partially invisible,
but you could, it's possible with some simple magic,
you could illuminate it or draw attention to it,
but it is there in the tree.
Sure.
I'll point it out and use Prestidigitation
to just
put some electric blossoms around it.
Laerryn.
Nope, nope.
Your toy.
Nope.
Oh.
It's stuck in the branches of the tree
and it can't come back.
I'm going to try to use Mage Hand to grab it.
It's flickering. It's flickering.
It's flickering. It's partially translucent.
Quay was able to see it, and it's there,
but you see it starts to become translucent.
Vanish.
Come in and out.
You realize you sent it, but it can't come back.
You sent this in the room with the laywright.
You didn't send it in this room.
Somehow the trees grabbed it.
It's caught in the branches here.
Woo!
Trees ruining my cool magic.
I really want to cast Blade on the tree,
but that's probably a bad idea.
The tree is catching things that are going through,
this is a planar portal?
It's been grabbing magic.
I'm going to step forward
and I'm going to speak through the tree.
Okay. In Primordial.
Okay. You speak Primordial?
I do.
I also speak Primordial, so I know what I say.
I chose Dwarvish.
What, did you really?
Yeah!
What?
Age of Arcanum?
I don't know, I thought dwarves were old.
It's a big market for the Herald's Tome.
It's a big market.
Yes!
That's amazing.
Oh my god.
You go up and speak to the tree.
What is it that you say?
I say...
Fuck.
I say the word in Primordial that is
my sibling.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Speak, if you may.
No response comes to you.
You cannot be certain if the tree cannot speak
or if it simply does not deign to respond.
Let's take another step.
Mm-hmm.
I can try to assist.
Damn.
Oh.
What do you wish to do?
It's not a creature, but I have
something called Universal Speech.
Oh, good.
So if it can understand language,
it would understand us.
I don't know if it can talk back, though.
I believe this understands us.
What do you want?
Petals fall, move through the air, twisting and fluttering and vanish.
There is no response.
Trying to think of what was Evandrin doing here?
What did he seek here?
This was, he didn't seek anything here.
When we made, when I made a first attempt,
this thing siphons magic. made a first attempt. This thing
siphons magic.
He was taken to this the same way my toy
was stuck in the branches.
You look up and still see it there.
It can't quite make it back.
Even with Mage Hand, it still.
The attempt to get it with Mage Hand, it's still the attempt to get it with Mage Hand,
it pulls for a moment,
and then translucent,
ephemeral, ethereal.
The memory.
When the
fiends were summoned,
there were blossoms.
Yes?
Yes?
It's something, this tree,
and passing through spaces, planes,
they are connected in some way.
Right.
Even, it seems, things not from the Celestial Plane
still interact with this tree in some way.
It's sort of a gate.
It's growing through the ley lines.
Oh.
I'm going to begin to cast Blight.
Cast what? Did you say Blight?
Blight.
Oh my god!
We came for it, fam. Let's go.
Was this called an EXU, a chill day in the park?
I want to put my hand on Laerryn's wrist.
Oh boy.
You cannot. You cannot.
You cannot.
He was my friend, too, and he's gone because of this.
But he might not be gone.
He might be stuck in there, just like your toy.
Then if we get rid of it,
whatever's stuck in it will fall down.
You cannot. The limbs of the tree,
they cannot, they must remain.
Why?
Do you know of this tree? Why?
The false prophecies.
What I pray were lies
that we heard.
They spoke of the limbs of a tree that can no longer scribe.
The name of our deliverance will soon be broken.
Will soon be as broken as our promises.
If this is that tree, we cannot be the ones who break it. broken as our promises.
If this is that tree,
we cannot be the ones who break it.
Because of... Because why?
I don't know.
It's prophecy.
I don't want to believe it.
I do not believe it to be true.
But if there's even a chance that it could be,
we cannot.
You cannot.
You shared the prophecy with us.
No.
This is the first you are hearing it.
He just said it was false, or wanted it to be.
What did the prophecy say about the tree?
I'll recite the prophecy.
Go ahead and recite it for us.
That's it.
The stars are leaving us.
Our hands cannot reach, the limbs of the tree
can no longer scribe the name of our deliverance.
We will soon be as broken as our promises,
Avalir shall fall.
All shall fall.
And from our folly, will the hand that forged the world
banish themselves from the broken thing
that we have made.
Laerryn, you don't hear any of that.
In the branches of the tree,
you see the frightened face of the friend you sent away.
And gone.
He's there. He's stuck, just like your toy.
I can get him.
I don't see that.
I do not care about prophecy.
If you do not want me to do this,
you will have to stop me.
I try to pull away from his grasp.
I'm going to hold him.
I am going to need the people in this room
to roll initiative.
Oh!
Die.
It's always bad.
All right, so you're about to.
Yeah.
It's a mediocre death.
Danun, roll above a 20.
22.
Quay, you go first.
You see Nydas holding hard onto Laerryn's wrist.
I'll try this ladder thing you found. You see Nydas holding hard onto Laerryn's wrist.
Nydas will see
my eyes flash red and my face turn devilish
and my voice drop an octave and I say, Unhand her!
And I will cast Fey Presence,
wisdom saving throw of 18,
or else be frightened of me.
That one goes fully off the table.
That is a 21.
Woo!
Oh god. You hold on.
Hold on. It's above 21.
Anyone roll initiative between a 15 and 20?
19.
I cast Silvery Barbs.
Silvery Barbs to change that?
To make him reroll?
Roll again. Make him reroll.
Roll again.
And I give myself advantage with the other half of that.
Holy shit.
I just turn and say at the same time,
let me go.
We have popcorn.
That is only going to be a six.
So he will be frightened of me.
Is he within 10 feet of me?
Yes.
You can't be frightened.
Oh!
I'm sorry, the BDE is real strong right now.
It's so strong!
Incredible.
Whoosh, whoosh!
Okay, Patia, you were next to go.
You watch these two sides quickly.
Loquatius and Laerryn and Zerxus and Nydas,
it is your turn next.
Choose wisely.
But choose.
Am currently not interested in
these timely squabbles that will not matter
in 10 years, five years,
maybe even a day's time.
What I am interested in
is what information this tree holds.
And if it is the Tree of Names,
I want to know what names it holds.
And if there is some way to determine that if it,
the erase, the purging of Evandrin's name,
of the Raven Queen's name, any other name,
what information has been lost and is in this tree?
So I'm going to approach it.
Mm-hmm.
Touch it?
Mm-hmm.
I'm going to touch it, and then?
Oh, okay.
She doesn't touch the tree,
but I know.
You're casting Spell. You. She doesn't touch the tree, but I know. You're casting Spell.
You're not trying to touch the tree.
You're looking at the tree in a really.
Oh, that's fine.
This is a long-ass casting time.
Yes, yes.
This is a long-ass casting time,
but it's the Age of Arcanum.
Oh yeah.
Some sort of whatever would be
an appropriate way to do legend lore here.
I want to extract any type of legend or story
that I have from this tree while they're distracted.
In the chaos?
In the chaos. I don't care about this shit.
Give me a wisdom saving throw disadvantage.
No, sorry. Charisma.
Charisma saving throw disadvantage.
Are you within 10 feet of me?
No, she walks up to the tree.
She walks up to the tree.
I had taken two steps forward,
but I don't think I'm close enough.
Oh!
Oh!
It's bad!
The disadvantage.
You wanted it.
12.
12.
You walk up, touch the tree, ask it for names.
Emhyr Borghaus.
The last person who touched this tree
was your grandfather, and you see him reach out to touch it
and hear a voice saying,
Unhand it!
As a towering ursine form,
the great leader of the Gau Drashari when this tree was first placed. towering ursine form.
The great leader of the Gau Drashari,
when this tree was first placed.
You see the Tree of Names.
Names, what has it been doing?
The tree is a wall, the tree is a gate, the tree is a pen.
Scribing blossoms, ley lines, writing,
writing the names, the names.
Petals falling all over Exandria.
This was our bargain, Ymir.
You move back out.
All of you watch her touch the tree and see
you see Patia's hair stretch out behind her.
Her eyes consumed with fire. She is rooted to the tree You see Patia's hair stretch out behind her,
her eyes consumed with fire.
She is rooted to the tree
as though it is trying to draw her in and falls back out.
That is your turn.
We move down in the initiative order.
Who got in between a 10 and a 15?
Anyone?
I got a 10.
12.
That's going to be, you are going to go next, Nydas.
Okay.
So Patia, hand still on Laerryn.
All of this. Mm-hmm.
And then Patia shoots back.
Is Patia still attached to the tree, or is Patia on the ground?
Patia is attached to the tree.
You can see, Patia has asked for knowledge from...
Patia has put her mouth to seek
from the Fountain of Knowledge,
and what has come forward from that
is beyond oceans, faster than anything.
You see her mind is reeling
as she taps into a vein of something
grander and older and more profound than time.
It is actually.
Aw.
We went the way back. Okay.
Wild.
Can I make an insight?
Okay.
Sure.
We went back to zero.
I'm fighting.
I'm fighting.
I'm watching. I'm trying to fight two Sure, we went back to zero. I'm fighting, I'm watching,
I'm trying to fight two of my best friends right now
in front of a tree that's
teaching my other friend
information we don't understand.
Can I make an insight check to see
if Laerryn is still on her bullshit,
even given the reaction to Patia's,
even seeing what Patia has done.
I mean, this tree you already hate
appears to be eating your friend alive.
I think no, I mean.
You hear the spell slot click up.
Like, click, click.
Good level.
Yeah.
Wow.
Just chambers in a shotgun.
I am keeping my hand on Laerryn.
I keep my sword seethed.
I do not understand what this is!
We cannot meddle with these sorts of things!
I'm going to cast
a hold person at a third level.
On?
Both of you.
Oh!
At third level.
Love to see it.
And...
Of course.
I have advantage when I am targeted by a spell attack.
This is not a spell attack, it's a saving throw.
Do you still have advantage? Yes, whenever I'm targeted by a spell attack. This is not a spell attack, it's a saving throw. Do you still have advantage?
Yes, whenever I'm targeted by a thing.
I am going to spend three sorcery points
to cast a heightened spell.
Okay.
So you guys have...
Disadvantage?
Disadvantage on this.
Okay, so advantage and disadvantage cancels out.
Straight roll.
Straight roll.
You have advantage also because of your Silvery Barbs.
But unfortunately, no matter how much advantage
you pile up, one disadvantage.
I have disadvantage, she just has a straight roll.
You have disadvantage, she has a straight roll.
This is a what save?
Wisdom 18.
I'll also point out, Laerryn,
that you have line of sight on him
as he's casting a spell, too.
Oh!
She already used her reaction. Would my reaction?
No, he's my reaction.
Silvery Barra says, right, I didn't use your reaction,
so it's a straight roll. That's it.
Wait, ooh.
Are they within 10 feet of me?
Yes, they are, and you're broadcasting your aura.
So this is plus five on saves.
Oh, that's fully caught.
His cologne's real fucking hot. Shit!
He's my ally right now.
Come on, Sam, you got this. It's real.
Both of you?
I don't want them to hurt the tree.
Oh!
Sorry, what happened, Luis?
Doesn't matter. We failed.
Okay.
Wait, do I get the plus?
What's the plus? The plus five.
Still just short.
With a 16.
Bro.
Bro.
Boom, boom, boom!
Nydas, it's hold person on both of them.
Boom, you watch them both freeze.
You reach deep into something powerful Drake, something powerful inside of you.
Vroom!
They are both held.
Any bonus action from you?
Uh...
I flex. No, I'm gonna...
Yeah.
Shit.
I don't want to do offensive shit.
It feels wrong.
I mean, both of them are taken care of right now.
Which part feels wrong?
You mean the tree that's trying to suck the other person in?
Oh, damn! Talking about the beginning of time.
It's all too much.
Which part feels wrong?
I'm going to...
I don't...
Nydas is in attack mode, so I'm just going to do...
I'm going to use my bonus action
to sac a second-level spell slot
and get three sorcery points back.
Cool. Ooh!
Fuck. Hell yeah.
And then...
I'm not taking my eyes off the two of you.
No. I know better.
But yeah. Respect.
You got a 10, you got a 12?
I got a 10. You got a 10?
You got it.
I got a 10. 10.
Okay, who has the higher dexterity here?
Definitely not me.
I mean. Plus two.
Yeah, you got it. Plus two.
Laerryn, at the end of your turn,
you may make another wisdom saving throw.
How in the fuck? What in the mother?
Goodbye!
Me again, it's gone forever.
I love it, I truly love it.
Okay, Zerxus, it's you.
I'm getting a flash of what Saret said
about what was, right?
Didn't you tell us that something was in somebody's pocket?
The birch bark's in her pocket.
Yep. I'll let you guys do it
that way, Jamal. I'm grabbing it.
Grab it.
You grab it.
I'm going to say, just give me a flat investigation,
just to read it as quickly as you can.
Holy shit. It's all good.
SAM and SAM and SAM and SAM.
10.
10. 10.
You begin to read, and you see something wrong
is happening with Patia in the tension of the moment.
You look at it, and the Drashari,
they're saying something.
They're saying something about,
we cannot tell you what it does.
We do not trust what you would do.
We cannot trust you.
That's all.
You just see the word trust.
You see the word trust.
And they're talking about the calyx.
They're talking about the tree.
That's your turn.
It takes a while.
You're in the middle of pitched combat.
You're trying to read the scroll.
We go back to the top.
Loquatius, give me another wisdom saving throw.
Yes.
No fair, no foul.
I fully thought I would be you in this campaign.
I love it.
Then you give me one fucking prophecy.
I fucking love it, I love it.
17, unless I get to add his extra.
I'm going to say in this moment, yes.
I'm going to say you do.
I'm going to say you do.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can I gather that their intentions are to harm the tree?
I mean, because I know that you're defending her,
and do I gather that her intention is to harm the tree?
Your magic,
and people can yell at me on the internet if they want to.
I'm going to ask you. Never, never, never.
Your abilities do not stem from intellect.
They are not from, you're not an intelligence-based caster.
Yeah.
This is extended.
From my inherent relationship to the individual.
The rules as written are it extends to your allies.
That's what it says. It extends to your allies.
Do you consider them to be your allies?
I do.
Yes, so there you go.
Mm-hmm.
That's not my answer.
So, Loquatius, that 17 becomes a 22, correct?
No!
At the end of your turn, you are no longer held.
Good move. Loquatius.
Oh, thank you.
But I will fucking end you.
Loquatius, please!
Oh no.
Patia, on a 19, you are looking to the tree.
You see,
you're looking in deeper and deeper, right? You see Ymir, you see this thing to the tree. You see. Oh shit. Wow. You're looking deeper and deeper, right?
You see Ymir.
You see this thing at the end.
You see your grandfather take his hand off and say,
What, I'm not allowed to touch
this most important engine of my city?
You see that this earth sign form changes back
into an earth genasi man
who just looks and says,
Ymir, I beg of you.
We have given as much as we can.
This will be a boon, a boon to the world.
Just, and you see Ymir says,
then tell me, then tell me.
You see this druid look.
Patia, what are you looking at in this moment?
What am I looking at in this moment?
I already know my grandfather's intentions
because his blood runs through my veins and I know mine.
What does the druid know
that we do not?
We move from there.
As we move from that moment,
we go down to the initiative order. Patia, you push in farther.
We get down, I believe it is Nydas again, yes?
Nydas, you go again.
I am focused on holding Laerryn.
I look to Loquatius and I say,
Loquatius, please.
I live not for prophecy,
but I live for Avalir.
And if Avalir is in danger, if this tree,
if its death, its damage could forsake our city,
we cannot, we cannot touch it.
Please!
Shit. I don't know what to do. And that is going to, my full focus,
I'm not interested in harming Loquatius.
I'm only interested in maintaining
the hold person on Laerryn.
I've got as many social points as I need
to do the stuff I want to do.
I guess I will, I will ready.
Wow.
You know.
More crazy dreams.
You ever been four hours and 45 minutes
and do an episode and then start to do a
PPP and then you were like...
I don't know.
I'm not getting ready in action.
My goal, my one goal
is to continue
to hold person on Laren.
Loquacious can live his life
whatever he needs to do.
I am just making eye contact, pleading eye contact,
with Laerryn's paralyzed body.
Your full focus is on speaking to Loquatius
and holding on hold person, right?
So, as you are concentrating fully on that,
give me perception with disadvantage.
You hear Zaret's voice go,
how's it going, guys?
How's it going?
I'm lucky!
Guys, I've been thinking about it.
I want to apologize.
Yes!
I really feel bad about that.
Guys?
Okay, 10.
On a 10, as you hold this with all your might,
trying as hard as you can,
this is exactly why you do not hear,
within the confines of the Meridian Labyrinth,
no harmful spells will be cast upon the Architect Arcane.
Dweomer, walking into the room,
extends a hand
and is going to do...
Which got later actions.
Is going to do...
No.
And is going to cast Disintegrate on you.
Oh!
Wait, turn on your own! And as a Clockwork Soul Sorcerer, to cast Disintegrate on you. Oh! Oh!
Wait, turn on your own thing!
And as a Clockwork Soul Sorcerer,
she is going to Heighten Spell.
What?!
What the fuck is happening?
She walked in and saw a whole person,
and she's got Detect Magic active.
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait.
From cover, punch her hands behind your head.
Can I have advantage on this?
If I roll from down here?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
The boatman waits, my friend.
We doing this?
You're rolling me a con save with disadvantage.
Okay. With disadvantage?
Con save with disadvantage, yeah.
This is a spell?
Is he within 10 feet of V?
He's within 10 feet, yeah, for sure.
He's got the plus five.
We get Luis a t-shirt that says,
is he within 10 feet of V?
Is he within 10 feet of V?
You have a plus five.
My answer's just down.
Everybody's always like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel good.
Bren, I need you to rule.
I need you to make this decision
because I can't because I'll cheat.
Yeah.
Go for it.
Is my sword drawn?
I don't think so, no.
I don't think so either.. I don't think so either.
Damn it.
Okay, so what's happening?
You're rolling me a con save with disadvantage.
Okay.
You have disadvantage and you still get a plus five.
So I have a plus five.
I have a plus five from you.
I have a plus eight to con saves.
Yep. Plus 13.
Yep.
No problem.
23.
Ooh!
Excuse me, 22.
22, okay, amazing.
That's a lot of dice.
I'll do it.
No, it's happening.
I'm going to I'll do it. No, it's happening. You need to call that shot now.
I'm going to Counterspell it.
Yeah, you said heighten all kinds of stuff,
and now I only have one little itty-bitty Counterspell,
but I'm not going to, I can't.
I want my girl to succeed.
I hear you. Go find my die.
I'm going. Thank you!
Travis, no!
All right, we are going to find a way to resolve this.
I am going to say right now that...
We're going to burn all of our stuff on each other.
First of all, give me just a d20.
I want to make sure that you are,
because she's casting this at the outside of her range.
She cast it as soon as she could,
which means that if you're on the wrong side of Nydas,
she's out of your range.
So we're just going to make it an even coin flip.
You want an 11 or higher, just roll a d20.
19.
Okay, so she's in range.
Go ahead and roll, you're just adding plus five
to this check.
Okay.
You're not going to tell me what I need to get?
I'll let you know what you need to get.
20.
Counterspell.
Pah!
You watch the disintegrate go off, headed right for you.
Nydas, we move from your turn,
oh, sorry, that was Dweomer's turn.
Now it's going to go back to Laerryn, I believe.
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
I hear her come in.
I hear the beginning of the cast,
and I'm a little grateful as I scream,
no, in my own head, you can all hear it across the bond, and I'm a little grateful as I scream no in my own head.
You can all hear it across the bond,
because I can't move or speak,
but we're still telepathically connected,
and I would never have wanted that for you.
But I am going to roll again to try to break out of this.
Do I get advantage on my saving throw now,
or are you burning stuff to negate that?
No, you're flat.
These are all flat. These are all flat.
Am I still your ally?
Yes, you are.
Whole person scar.
The whole person leaves.
We are just going to keep moving through
because we have to.
Zerxus, that's you.
What are you going to do?
I'm reading this thing.
I mean, I know there's a secret in here.
I know there's something to this tree.
Can I yell?
Yeah. I saw him's a secret in here. I know there's something to this tree. Can I yell? Yeah.
I saw him.
He's in there!
Zerxus, do you look to the tree
or do you look to the scroll?
Oh my god!
I've felt these twice. Yeah, she just said that, too.
I'm going to roll.
Do it.
Do it. One through 10, I stay at the scroll.
11 and above.
Mm-hmm.
I rolled a 20.
This fucking die knows what matters to me.
I look up.
Oh my god, you rolled a natural.
We'll come back to you,
but you look into the tree,
and I'll describe what you see in a moment.
We move from Zerxus back to the top of the order.
Loquatius, that's you.
What are we even doing now?
You don't know. It's all become too much.
I'm going to show some other parts of the cause.
Yes!
So I'm seeing, so Patia's arm is in the tree?
Does she look like she's in pain?
Is she?
Well, she looks like something otherworldly unbelievable
is happening to her, for sure.
But she doesn't look in distress.
She's not taking on injuries.
She's not taking on injuries.
But the tree is growing around her hand.
It's like.
Oh, it seems like we should get her out of there.
Right?
No, we'll leave the blade the blade idea when I said it.
I probably wasn't going to have a lot of fun.
Just bitching you on the group chat.
Boy, I have not too many big spells left.
Mm-hmm.
So I will...
Ay yi yi.
I will just run over and grab her hand
and try to pull her back out.
Cool.
You grab her hand, try to pull her back out.
Like her other hand, not the one that's in the tree.
You go grab her.
So you grab the hand that's not in the tree.
As you pull,
you begin to see what she is seeing.
You hear lightning.
My god!
You look back and you see
a gate opens.
You see the Feywild.
You look up and see the burning eyes,
tall golden hair flaming.
You see the leader of your court look up.
Elmenor with the Burning Veil.
Child, when have you done?
Why are you looking beyond this realm?
Something moves upon the face of your world.
Do not let her find the names.
And. Let her find the names. And.
Let her find the names?
Okay.
Maybe it's you.
I was hoping it was her!
You move from there.
Oh, look gracious, we go down the order again.
Patia, that's you.
Oh my god!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Uh, uh, uh, deep.
You look for the druid.
I'm going to go like a primordial deep,
how fucking deep does this shit go?
Center of the universe, big bang, let's go!
Big bang to the center of the universe.
You see, towering, the Emperor of Fire,
Rau Shan of the primordials,
the Empress of the Earth, Ka-mort.
The Dawnfather, the Wildmother.
Mount Igora, where they were sealed forever.
We will come back to you in a moment.
We move forward.
What the fuck?
We move forward in initiative.
Nydas, it is you once more.
I can tell that Laerryn's out of the thing.
You can tell that Laerryn's out of it.
Grapple.
Okay.
Aw.
Oh no.
It's a contested roll, right?
It might still be good.
I'm a little baby.
I rolled an 18 on the die.
Not bad.
Right?
Only a seven.
My heart's not dead.
You leap at Laerryn.
This automaton has come into the room.
You said, you see Loquatius now.
His eyes are aflame as well.
Zerxus, with the scroll who has been helping you
by your side, suddenly looks up.
We will get to what you see in a moment,
but you look to the tree.
Okay.
Laerryn, you dodge the grapple.
That is your action.
Laerryn.
Dweomer goes again, seeing you no longer under the spell.
Dweomer looks at you.
Wherever your eyes look, that's where Dweomer will look.
I'm not looking at her, I'm looking at Quay.
What does Quay look like in this moment?
What does Quay look like in this moment?
I am eyes wide
and I'm trying to look back at you
with just a look of fear,
but not fear at what I'm seeing,
fear at what you're doing.
No!
Stop.
I let him grapple me. You are grappled in this moment.
You go.
Your husband looks afraid.
As you go deep, you see the tree
lance out, two branches sharp as swords,
lance into Patia and Loquatius at the same moment.
It is still your turn.
I cast Blight.
Blight hits the tree.
Vroom!
Vroom!
Vroom!
We are going to resolve all this in a moment.
I know that this is a chunky episode.
So it's great. Keep going.
We are going to move very quickly into...
Peace for YouTube?
Yes.
We are going to come back in a moment.
You're two most honest people.
You see the tree, just in defense,
as you attempt to plumb into its secrets.
Cerrit.
Me? We go to you outside.
I need to know what you're doing.
What are you doing?
I need to know what you're doing.
Yeah, no, I left.
I'm an immediate beeline for the Cloudstone.
Okay. I'm heading to the Hawks' Nest
and I'm heading to my office.
I'm going back to that room.
I just want to see, has there been attack?
Has there been attack? Is anyone alive?
The Hawks' Nest is mostly empty.
It's the middle of the night.
People are either out on watch or doing whatever.
You go, you fly to your room.
There are no documents on your desk.
Yeah, figures.
I take the sending stone out of my pocket.
Okay, you take it out.
And I say, Talon 2.
Talon 2, come in. Oh god!
Wingspan, Talon, Talon, recording in.
Fuck no!
Talon 2, I need you to listen here.
Listen to me very carefully.
I need you to find your sister and meet me at home.
Can you do that?
Wingspan, who do you think you're even talking to?
I followed Egghead.
And Dad, remember, code names, code names.
Sorry. I followed Egghead.
She doesn't have any idea I'm here.
She's talking to a girl at a party.
She's got, I think she's a triton
because she's got blue hair and they're
Talon, Talon, too.
Listen, this is very-
They're talking a lot and they're drinking stuff!
They're drinking stuff. That's very exciting.
There's a big party.
It's at the Sorcerer's University.
There's a bunch of kids.
Everyone's talking about a fireworks extravaganza.
I'm not sure if it was even permitted.
Keir, listen to me.
Get Egghead and tell her it's an emergency.
You know what we talked about before.
This is important.
Please get her and come home as fast as you can.
Do you copy?
I copy, Dad.
Is everything okay?
Everything's fine. Remember,
code names. Sorry. Wingspan.
Roger that. Mission and objective set.
Gather Egghead and rendezvous at Hull Base. Over and out. Out.
I love you, Dad. I love you, Dad.
I love you, too.
Where does Sarah go now?
I'm going to make my way
to the Cloudstone, and I'm going to gather.
First of all, I approach the Cloudstone cautiously.
Yes. I expect an ambush
at every corner.
I'm gathering things for Kier, things for Maya.
I'm putting them in a small bundle
and I'm waiting for them to get back.
When I'm in the house and there's nothing to do
but to wait for them to come back,
I'm going to check in.
You, sorry, so you go to Cloudstone,
you look at everything you can,
and then you're going to go back to your house.
That's the plan, right?
Yeah, I want to get them out.
While you are at the hawk's nest,
you search your office, nothing there.
You go to find, just right down the hall from you,
you go into Orwyn's office.
Oh yeah.
It's quiet in here, door's locked.
You open it and you see two feet sticking out
from behind the desk, prone.
I unholster the hocks.
Hey. I look around the room.
10 feet blindsight.
Anyone in here but me and him are the feet.
Blood's had time to sink into the carpet.
There's no one in here.
He's my old partner.
I'll walk around the side of the desk.
You walk.
You see, as he was bleeding out,
the artifacts are gone.
The things from the crime scene are gone.
But you look.
Orwin was a good eye of Avalir.
And he looks up in death.
And he looks up in death.
You can see from some of the drag marks here
that he took a couple out with him.
In his hands,
you see that there are two magical items.
They are a simple thing.
You know what they are.
The eyes need to use magical items like these
because you guys aren't wizards
and you have to make it make sense
in this world of magic and insanity
and try to find reason and logic
in a place that seems ruled by the belief
that there are never going to be prices
or consequences for any of this.
They're simple magic items.
There's two of them.
They're like potions. You break them and they do the spell that they're supposed magic items. There's two of them. They're like potions.
You break them, and they do the spell
that they're supposed to do.
They're called Runes of Recall.
You see scrawled in the script
of a dying man to his old friend.
He says,
I don't know how much time we got.
They're for your kids. They're keyed to the mom.
Wishing you all the,
and that's that he had strength to write.
Thank you, my old friend.
I'm sorry I missed all this. Thank you, my old friend.
I'm sorry I missed all this.
I'll take them.
Two runes of recall.
Two tickets out.
Your wings spread.
You leave the hawk's nest for what rapidly feels like it may be the last time.
You fly home.
You fly as fast as your wings will carry you.
We return underground.
As we do,
we will describe what we all see in time.
Patia.
The Schism. You look deep into the past.
Vroom!
The Dawnfather, the Wildmother.
Vroom!
Emperor Ral'Shan.
Empress Khammort.
Two of the primordials.
Two of the only that were never killed.
Sealed under Mount Igora.
You see, deep underneath the mountain,
the druids tending to the seals.
The Gau Drashari.
The Gau Drashari built their temples here to tend to the work of the Wild Mother and the Dawnfather
to seal these primordials away.
Over time, centuries, mortals are so bad at remembering.
It waxed on and on, and eventually the wizards came
and they saw the brumestone in the mountain
and they wished to lift it up.
You see the Gau Drashari meeting.
You see your grandfather lifted up, you see the Gau Drashari meeting.
You see your grandfather. Our aim is to bring magic to the world.
How could that be wrong?
I know that your mountain is precious.
It is more than precious.
There are things within this mountain. Oh? What things are things within this mountain.
Oh? What things are there within this mountain?
And here you see that the druids,
though they did not have hubris,
perhaps had flaws of their own,
for they would not say, for they did not trust.
Our business is our own,
but we will not see the mountain tampered with.
Surely we would not be having this discussion
if something were not possible.
What if there was a way for us to reinforce?
What if there was a way for us to gather magic
from all over Exandria and bring it here?
We would gladly tithe you some portion
of the magic we collected.
Is that possible?
Your grandfather, a beautiful man,
kind mystics, anything is possible.
You see them look and say,
the land could thrive.
Domunas could thrive.
You see here they look and say,
Would you grant us some boons if we allowed you
to take the peak and the peak alone?
We can work with the peak. Move forward.
You see the Gaujrashari.
One of them
summoning a tree into being.
A tree of names.
If the wizards intend to fly along the ley lines,
then perhaps
this could be a good thing. A tree. A tree to protect Exandria. Describe the
names of those things beyond which should not come. You see a floating globe. Exandria, beautiful. And all throughout it, ley lines.
The tree is not a wall, it's a pen.
It is scribing runes of protection.
And as you travel the ley lines, the blossoms fall
and protect your world.
Protect your world from all the things outside it.
For 292 years, Avalir has been writing a spell
on the surface of the world to keep it safe.
The Gau Drashari believed in keeping things safe
and protecting Exandria.
And centuries from now, when their order is shattered,
only the last three syllables of their name will remain.
The Ashari.
The Tree of Names.
To keep this world, our world, safe
from all those things beyond it.
You see, one of the druids speaks,
The wizards, do they not have a right to know?
The druid turns and says,
Would you trust them?
Do you think they would let the tree stand?
Or do you think they would bend it to their will?
Do you think that a day would come
when a war or a coronation,
a betrayal or a contract,
some temporary problem,
they would not see advantage in using
what they should not meddle with.
No, we will bind them to their word
and we will not tell them what we have done.
Zerxus, you look in the tree.
You see, translucent,
face you have longed to see for many years.
Ooh.
Before, his voice was proud,
and now his face looks afraid.
He looks at you in a ghostly moment and says,
Not like this!
Blight
hits the heart of the tree.
Rot, and the tree sunders.
The seam opens along the trunk,
The seam opens along the trunk,
and as it opens, there is only fire.
Two arms push the tree apart,
and the skinned face of Vespin Chloras gazes out.
Behind him, you hear the true voice
that has been speaking to you for quite some time.
Very good, my little puppet.
Vespin crawls through.
The tree sunders.
And the Lord of Hells gazes.
To be home again.
As the Betrayer steps foot into Exandria.
That's all for this episode.
Oh, jeez.
My puppet.
Vespin.
It had everything.
What?
We all betrayed each other.
We betrayed the world.
The world betrayed the world.
Oh my god.
And I'm going to remember to say at this time,
is it Thursday yet?
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
That's it for the episode.
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