Critical Role - C2E123 Fair-weather Faith
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Welcome back.
So, last we left off,
the Mighty Nein has been traveling closer and closer to the ruins of Eor.
And along this path, they found themselves
having to travel alongside the quarry they were following
as Lucien and the Tomb Takers hit them off
and decided to keep each other close
like you would with a proper, untrusting enemy.
Through some conversations and some travel
and a couple of dangerous encounters along the way,
you've bonded a bit, shared some things,
one of which involved requesting and persuading Lucien
to show the Tome, which began his journey
as the Nonagon long ago.
Both Caleb and Beauregard took point
to read through this book to ascertain information
and gleaned quite a bit about
where a lot of this seemed to have begun.
Learned some information about Eor, Cognouza,
and where these Somnovum may have come from,
but also seemed to find something far more sinister
and unexplainable deeper into the book
before it was snatched back by Lucien.
You found yourselves lost in an ice fog
and lost a day of travel
right on the cusp of arriving at your destination
and took to one more night's rest
where you invited the Tomb Takers in to sleep.
They found their quarters, you found yours, and began to plot more night's rest, where you invited the Tomb Takers in to sleep. They found their quarters, you found yours,
and began to plot what to do in the near future
for the safety of yourselves
and or halting the plot of Lucien the Nonagon.
You all went to sleep, and in that night's rest,
Caleb and Beauregard began to see familiar patterns
that they had from the book they had read before,
and in that darkness, a single glowing red eye came to them.
Bid them welcome, along with a chorus
of hundreds of distant buzzing screams.
You both shot awake and found on your person
a newly apparated red eye, not unlike those upon Lucien and your friend Malimok.
So as you return, you have both shot awake.
Caleb has disrobed a little bit to look for
and finding the eye, and the rest of you
are starting to come to in the midst of this chaos,
this tension, and look up to see this point of recognition
between the two of them and Fjord,
who is awake through this, also taking in
the repercussions or the connotations
of what has just transpired.
What's going on?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Really bad dream.
Ah! Ah!
Why are you naked?
I'm not naked, I'm wearing pants.
Well.
You better have a wizard's explanation for that.
And for hers.
Is it glowing? Is it glowing?
It's not glowing.
It's just like a red.
Just like a red.
It looks almost like a tattoo.
And very obviously like Mollymauk's.
Precisely like Mollymauk's. I'm going to crawl out of bed and run over
and take Beau's hand and start looking at it.
I shove Caduceus awake.
Does it feel raised?
Does it feel just totally flat, like it's... It has a texture that is different from the skin.
It feels smooth.
Like there is no natural ridges
that the skin would maintain around it as well.
It's just like a perfectly smooth surface where the eye is.
And do Beauregard or I feel or sense anything
or hear anything, or is there anything different
other than the appearance?
Just the appearance.
For now.
Just a little light reading.
You both woke up at the same time.
Do you care to share what might have been happening
just before that?
I honestly can't remember a whole lot,
except for the voices.
Did you hear the voices?
A big red eye and thousands of voices.
Welcoming us.
Welcoming you?
Just whispers, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Just endless cacophony.
Can you hear it now? You can't hear it now?
Can I hear it now?
No.
Are you evil in some way?
In some ways.
Well, I mean, more evil?
If they were, would they tell you?
Can't you sense that?
Don't you have ways of sensing evil?
I mean, not just general iffiness.
I mean, I don't know how to cast a spell
to see if someone's a little iffy.
I mean, if there's something crazy happening, sure.
Pull Beau's hand over and start touching her eye
over to Caleb's eye on his shoulder.
Is it doing anything?
Not for me.
I'm going to go into our little sack.
I have a little alchemical acid.
With your permission, Caleb,
can I just try to etch it out?
If it's just on the surface?
Yes!
I'm sorry, I'm just. You go first.
It might hurt.
Actually, you know what?
Maybe I should do it to Beau.
It's going to hurt.
And he's not really great with pain.
I want to go on record and say
I don't think this is going to work,
and I really would like you to not fuck up my hand.
This is what I do everything with.
I punch people. Your hand model?
Oh, I see, I see. You smash that into things
that nobody else should be smashing their hand into.
She won't want to hit things with it.
She'll try to protect it.
That's what's so cool.
You're going to hold it up, have a big scar,
and people won't want to fuck with you.
A tiny portion.
A tiny portion.
Of course, of course.
Yeah, but what if this...
Hold on.
What if this affects...
You know, if we have to fight something
and you're not fully up to par?
I don't know.
Can I try to heal it?
Sure. See what happens?
I'm going to try to cast Greater Restoration on the eye.
Whoa.
Okay, go ahead and mark off the cost.
Oh, right, wait.
Diamond dust. Diamond dust.
Okay, let me make sure I have it.
I know I have it.
In the meantime, I'm going to grab Beau's hand
and just start just trying to rub it off.
I know it's not going to do anything.
Just rub one out real quick.
Just rub it out real quick? Yeah.
I could use both hands. I only need one, though.
You're using both hands. Yeah, you can just do it
one hand real fast.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, need one, though. You're using both hands. You can just do it one hand real fast. Work it, work it, work it, work it, work it.
Real quick.
Speed of 50.
Haste!
Honestly, don't even need the hands.
I don't have dust.
I have residuum and I have a lot of diamonds.
Residuum can be used to replace it.
Yeah, I know.
We don't have any way to just crush these diamonds
real fast, do we?
I can do it in 10 minutes.
Okay, yeah, maybe do that.
You can crush diamonds?
Oh, this is great. Is this your mind?
Who's having the fuck time? With his thighs.
With my magic.
Here, take one of the 500 gold diamonds
and turn it into dust.
All right, so I will.
Will that hinder any other future spells?
Well, I've got quite a few diamonds now.
Okay, okay.
Yasha, try as you might,
you can feel the change or lack of texture
that begins across the surface of where the eye is placed.
And as you rub and rub,
it's not reacting at all to the contact.
The skin's heating up around it,
but there is no friction heat generated
where the actual eye is in the hand.
Oh.
Should I try some acid?
Well, let's, one thing at a time, yeah?
Yeah, let's wait a few minutes so Caleb can do, oh my god, what if you can't do spells now that you have the eye? Well, that's, one thing at a time, yeah? Yeah, let's wait a few minutes so Caleb can do it.
Oh my god, what if you can't do spells
now that you have the eye?
Well, that's a good test.
What if it cancels all the spells
like Lucien's stuff does?
Oh no.
I lay out a bit of cloth
and spend the next several minutes casting Fabricate,
which can change the shape of it into a fine powder.
He watches, he places out
the specific required ritual structure,
takes the diamond, sets it down in the center,
and as he begins to weave,
the spell is unabated, and he watches it
crumbles and transitions into dust.
Okay.
I'm going to gather up, you know,
I'm going to separate into little fifths,
so I have 100 gold piles,
and I'm going to use one to do Greater Restoration.
Okay.
You watch as the dust burns away,
and as it burns away with the faint greenish-blue tint,
the flames surround her hand,
and as she reaches out and touches you,
the flame transitions and blows across your chest and arm.
The eye remains.
Whoa!
Whoa!
That was a big fix we had that didn't work!
It's real now!
We just cut the hand off. What do you think?
We can't cut Caleb's shoulder off!
I will acid it! I'll acid it!
It's in the...
It's going to work, but maybe it'll be a cool scar.
Okay.
Take a little acid. Little drop.
Pour it on a little cloth.
I don't know, is that going to eat the cloth?
I'm a scientist, I know how this works.
Drop her. Cloth isn't your friend in this, necessarily. Oh, on a little cloth. I don't know, was I going to eat the cloth? I'm a scientist, I know how this works.
Dropper.
Cloth isn't your friend in this, necessarily.
Oh, forget the cloth.
I dribble the acid just a little bit onto the...
Ooh, do you need something to bite down on?
What is that?
I don't know.
Ow!
Ow! Sorry, sorry.
Fuck! Here, take your crossbow bolt.
Okay.
We'll heal you later.
Do you drop a little bit onto the eye?
Yes. Okay.
It lands in the eye and you...
Vince.
Help me.
I'm not too bad, actually.
It's not burning.
It's not burning.
What do you mean it's not burning?
It's not burning through?
It's just resting on the eye.
Oh! Oh, like a... Like a little, like a mercury puddle? Mercury! It's not burning. It's not burning. What do you mean it's not burning? It's not burning through? It's just resting on the eye.
Oh!
Oh, like a...
Like a little mercury puddle?
Mercury bubble?
Oh god, it won't even burn away.
It's protected.
It's invincible?
Oh no!
We got to kill Dracula to make that shit go away.
So if we attack Lucien, don't aim for the eyes.
I mean, can you just pour it back into my vial?
Yeah, I mean, can I?
Roll a dexterity check.
No way that works.
Did you just go, ooh!
There's no way.
Don't roll a one.
Don't roll a one.
Just a straight dex check?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, 16.
16, all right, it does a little bit on the side,
and once it drifts off the eye,
it begins to burn the skin.
You get some of it back in the vial,
some of it just spills off, and you pull away,
and it hits the ground, and it burns for a second,
but you quickly neutralize it
with whatever you have available to neutralize.
If you have anything to neutralize, acid,
or it's just you screaming for the next 10 minutes.
Nope. Nope.
I have alcohol.
Uh-uh-uh.
Okay, it's going to burn for a while.
Okay. I have oil. I don't-uh. Okay, it's going to burn for a while. Okay.
I have oil.
I don't know. I should probably learn some chemistry.
You should probably have some base
if you're going to be carrying around vials of acid
and play with it. Yeah, yeah.
I'll get that next case on that.
We do have our daily Hail Marys, if we want to try that.
Try, but we haven't taken a long rest yet.
Are we still not long rested?
Yeah, what time is it?
No, this has not been a full long rest yet.
Okay, no matter what.
We're going to have to go to sleep again!
Oh, in that case.
Hours of the morning or night, meaning?
Because there were some, some time passed, right?
Some time has passed, yeah.
And you do have Keen Mind,
which in this circumstance, sure.
It also clocks in every room that marks
the passing of time outside where we are.
I'll allow it, I'll allow it.
I would say it's about 3.30 in the morning at this point.
And you went to bed. Of course it is.
That's when possessions happen.
True. Okay.
Sorry.
Just out of idle curiosity,
I'm going to try and cast Blindness on the eye
and not on Beau.
Oh, good, clever.
Wait, what are you casting, what?
Casting Blindness.
See if it'll take a spell or not.
Like, I should be able to tell the difference
between a spell hitting and like, it might.
Blind Beau. Blind Beau.
I'm just testing.
Human testing. I'm not telling you either.
Right, okay.
It is unable to grasp
in the way the spell is designed.
It reaches for the vision center of an individual.
Since you are not focusing on her vision center,
the spell just has no target and dissipates.
Never mind.
I was going to say, if I'm really not concentrating,
I would have that moment of, it didn't work, oh.
Right, right, fair enough.
Good looking out.
I mean, we would throw all the spaghetti at the wall.
That's facts.
I will try Identify on Beau's hand.
You're going to Identify?
Because it's hard for you to like.
Yeah, it's hard, you know, I need both hands to do stuff.
I can't do this.
I would advise against that.
You might discover where it's been,
and god only knows.
Sorry, carry on.
Does anyone want to do my nails
while we're just doing everything?
Does anyone have a file?
Yeah, thanks.
Take my paints out and I'll paint her nails.
Should I paint them red to match the eye?
Maybe make it a little better.
Can you paint them with the magical paint?
I know I thought about that,
but I've noticed, you know, remember when I tried
to paint a door in, where were we?
It was real magical. It didn't work.
I have a feeling this is beyond the paint's capabilities.
I could try.
You could get off the tips of her fingers.
I mean, I hate to even say this.
Not to suggest this, but worst case scenario, we could always try and...
Cut it off? And then grow it back.
I mean, I do have that. That's true.
Either of us could pull that off.
Let's be honest, we know what's going to happen
if we do that.
It's going to grow back with a red eye.
I don't know, maybe it won't.
That's actually kind of brilliant. No one's cutting off my eye.
Dasha?
Well, not your arm.
We can start with Beau.
I mean, here's the thing.
I feel like it's not based in her hand, you know?
Like, she had a dream.
They had dreams.
I agree. They had dreams.
It's in their brain.
The only solution is to cut their heads off at this point.
Yeah, dreams.
Nothing but bad stuff happens from dreams.
I was saying, it would be a pretty amazing experiment
if we just tried it.
I would need to do it tomorrow, though. a pretty amazing experiment if we just tried it.
I would need to do it tomorrow.
Shake your hand, it will help dry it.
You want a peck off Beauregard's hand?
Yeah, I'm not consenting to any of that.
Caleb, did you cast Identify?
Yeah, on Beauregard's hand.
Right, as soon as you release the spell,
usually what it does is it gives this faint coloration
based on the aura and the structure
of the School of Magic that might have enchanted
the object scenario.
You release the spell and in a brief second,
akin to when Gandalf reaches for the ring,
you see the red eye for a second and that's it.
No information.
You just have a flashback to the dream you just had
and nothing more.
Okay.
So that's not going to work?
What's not going to work?
I tried to understand what it is.
Your cuticles are a mess, by the way.
I'm the fucking tundra.
Fuck you, man.
You moisturize.
Do you? Is this what the eyes do now?
Makes you see every little detail about that person.
I already had that.
So what did you see other than the busted-ass cuticles?
I saw the big eye from your dream
for a split second.
Waiting for the other shoe to drop here.
You think we'll be able to get sleep again, ever?
Oh!
That's interesting.
No, that's why he doesn't sleep.
He probably sees it all the time.
Well, we should go back to sleep
and finish our long rest anyway.
Tomorrow, it won't be a problem for Caleb,
but Beau, do you think maybe you should wrap that thing up?
So.
I don't want him to know it all.
Yeah.
What if he probably already knows?
He's probably aware it's happened.
He absolutely knows.
Probably can see through it.
I have.
Oh my shit, you're right.
No, that's confirmed,
because we've seen that with the others, right?
That he can see through these eyes.
He can? He can see through these eyes?
Oh my god, what if he tries to take control of them
and he takes control of you two as well?
I don't know if he sees through those eyes
or if something is seeing through those eyes.
Yeah.
What if you guys start speaking in unison
in that creepy way that he does sometimes?
It'll never happen.
What am I thinking right now?
You want to hit me in the nose.
No, I was thinking about waffles.
Now I kind of want to hit you in the nose.
Yeah, waffles sounds great, yeah.
Yeah.
Get some sleep.
Gisela, go up and get Brindon two plates of waffles.
Oh no, no.
Beauregard, if you need a glove,
I have some gloves that you could borrow.
Do you have some?
I've got gloves, yeah.
I've got my bracers, my wraps,
because you know, I've got to protect the wrists, so I do the wraps, I've got my bracers, my wraps, because you've got to protect the wrists,
so I do the wraps, then I do the bracers,
and then I do my lightning gloves on top, so.
Covered. Does it get sweaty?
Yeah.
You should smell the gloves.
Do you want to smell the gloves?
I could smell her hands when I was painting her nails.
Smell the glove, great album.
That's pretty rank. Yeah.
We should sleep.
Cats. Fucking cats.
They come back with waffles.
No. Okay.
If you guys, oh no, how are you going to sleep? It's just going to be great.
Maybe this is a good thing.
Yeah, go on.
Maybe we'll get a little bit more inside information
as we get into this and we'll have a little bit.
Yeah, we get closer to our enemies
and if we go too far, it is up to you all
to keep us from going over the edge.
What if every time you go to sleep,
you get another eyeball?
Oh shit.
That would be fucked.
I'm loving this!
Oh man.
Technically not a full rest yet, either.
Oh.
Well, we just have to wait and see. Never sleep again.
I'm going to go to sleep, is what I'm going to do.
Still my watch, right?
Yeah, it's almost over.
Back to sleep. I'm going to do. Still my watch, right? Yeah, it's almost over. Back to sleep.
I'm going to go to sleep,
but I'm going to sleep with a pencil in hand
on an open page of my notebook.
Actually, it was your first watch, so.
It would be a little earlier in the morning then,
because you never quite finished your first watch.
Yeah, and I was the last.
Yeah.
All right.
Sweet dreams.
Beat me to it.
Okay.
Try to go back to sleep. I'll take second watch.
All right.
Who's taking third?
I'll take third.
Okay.
We'll perception check for second watch.
Your watch finishes without issue?
Additional issue. I was going to say, according to what?
What did you do, Travis? What did you do, boy?
Eight. Eight, okay.
Not enough.
Nothing catches your attention.
You push through the boredom and then eventually finish.
Better, better, better, better.
And you're taking last watch, is it?
I'll take last watch, you said?
I'll take last watch.
Go ahead and roll an exception check for me.
Come on, Yasha.
All comes down to you.
16.
Oh boy.
Oh lord. Oh no.
It's a special angle.
It's a very special angle.
It's a good color, too.
It just draws your eye.
You're such a...
It's like in Tosman's, man.
I'm just going, other people are getting
in the beam of focus now.
Years of this shit, I'm just like, yeah.
Yeah, that's a feel.
Yeah, 16.
16.
Other than some general restlessness.
Sorry, 15.
15? Oh, well, that changes everything.
Well, I figured. No, good.
No, your watch finishes with that issue.
You do manage to finish a full night's sleep.
You both as well, though not the most restful,
given the circumstances in which you had to force
yourselves back into a semblance of slumber.
No continuation of the dream.
You do manage to complete a long rest
and all of you come to consciousness.
A little tense, but rested.
And everyone except for Veth and Caleb
have the one point of exhaustion, right?
Correct. And Beau.
No, how about?
Did a, did a,
because he cast a spell, Restoration.
Oh, yay! That's true.
Yeah.
You would not get Beau.
Total waste, that's good.
Become shunned, this is so scary.
No, we always need one.
Lord.
We have one level of exhaustion.
Okay.
Where the fuck are they?
I always forget where it's at.
It's under your conditions.
At the very bottom.
Right under your hit points.
Mine's at the top.
Oh, wait, or mine's at the top right by hit points.
By armor class.
Oh, conditions, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Really?
Any dreams?
Anything? You're okay? Not a lot of sleep, but not a lot of dreams either.
No new eyes?
I know. You both checked?
I'm looking at the back of Caleb's neck.
Anything new?
Make a perception check.
Oh shit. Come on. I'm looking at his hands and the back of Caleb's neck. Anything new? Make a perception check. Oh shit.
Come on.
I'm looking at his hands and the back of his neck.
All the places.
Perception check.
Oh, what if it's a fucking timer?
We got to move fast, I bet.
11. It's not good.
I'm not...
You don't see any changes in your back?
Really quickly, if that's okay.
16.
16?
All right.
You don't see anything different
beyond what you were shown in the middle of the evening.
Check his scalp like a.
Looks fine.
No difference.
Look at the roof of his mouth, check his taint.
I wonder if it's every time.
Maybe you have to look at the book again.
We've known each other for a long time, all of us.
That's what friends do, show me.
Show me what you got.
Well, this has been fun for a little bit. What you got?
Well, this has been fun for a little bit. Just for, what do you say?
Get rid of the eyes or close down the...
We can try again today for different things.
I would still, again, try to bring Molly back into the body.
Try.
Wow. This is divine intervention?
I mean, if I'm going to ask for something,
I'm going to ask for something amazing.
Well, I'll say that the way at least the magic works
for me is that you have to,
it's got to be a conceivable way for it to happen.
You can't quite.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it's not a wish.
It's more of a nudge.
They've got to be able to do it.
So it's something that Artagan actually has to be able to do?
It can be impressive, but...
So there's an entire possibility
that could try and remove the eyes and it could not work.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Are you going to do it?
Temple Arise.
I'm going to try to get him
to immediately bamf us to Essek.
Yeah?
Is that what we want to do?
That's what I want to do.
Don't know if, well, divine teleportation
be a problem, or?
What, is that bad?
Well, we talked about
either murdering them now.
Or staying with them.
Good morning, or staying with them to the very end.
And if we go to Essek now, they could skedaddle
right off of this mortal coil to their destination.
Oh, you're right.
What about you reverse that?
Bring Essek to us. Bring Essek here, right away?
Yeah. Well, I'd rather that
than the opposite.
I don't want to lose them.
Yeah, that makes sense.
That makes a lot of sense.
I'm going to go for closing the site,
the secret entrance.
Cool.
See what that does.
Nope.
I'm going to go for trying to make
all of their relics disappear immediately.
Their relics?
All of their threshold crests,
all of the things they need.
I want the Traveler to steal them all.
Okay. I like that.
Nope.
Good to remember that we can do this, though.
Yeah. Is it once a day?
Every day, we can try for something really stupid.
Until it works, and then you have to take a week off.
Got it.
Cool.
But hey, if you're listening,
you could try that any time you want.
You could try it.
Who are you talking to?
Talking to the Troubler.
Oh, right, yep.
You mean Artagan.
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Well.
We're going to have to face the music at some point.
Should I invite them to breakfast?
Yes. I think it's time for waffles.
Okay.
Pull out a copper wire and we'll deliver to Lucien. Should I invite them to breakfast? Yes. I think it's time for waffles. Sure. Okay.
Pull out a copper wire and we'll deliver to Lucien.
You might be able to hear me without this,
but breakfast will be in 20 minutes.
A brief moment and then a response.
All right then, see you there.
Hmm.
I, for one, am very excited.
This is unexpected development.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
We're just acting like everything's fine, yeah?
Yeah!
Well, yeah. You're not going to look
at the book anymore, right?
Caleb, you can't look at the book anymore.
Oh boy, that seemed like a given, but...
Yeah, that makes sense.
Caleb. That's a me.
You'll get possessed.
Not necessarily, but I don't have to look at the book.
I don't have to look at the book.
Yeah, but what if it gives you more information?
This is the razor's edge.
One can walk on.
What if we all just look at it a little bit?
Get even closer.
You know what I mean?
We just tank the whole campaign right here.
We can all just look at it for a little bit amount of time,
and then we would have information,
and it's a bad idea.
It's a bad idea.
I know it's a bad idea, so I'm not going to continue.
What if it's like a slowly spreading disease,
and as we rest tonight, there will be another eye,
and then another. I would say.
Then you would read the book.
For now.
Yeah, then you would read the book.
We'd do nothing.
We'd just give it 24 hours, we sleep on it.
I'm here for that plan.
Do you think?
Yeah.
I'm glad we're in this together.
For better or for worse.
Said we would keep each other in check.
I think that's about...
Yep, I think that's about...
Yep, I think that's about to be the thing. Yeah.
Look at this.
Hold your fist up.
Which one?
The one.
I yank down my clothes and I stand next to her
and make two eyes look around.
What?
Wow.
Wait, wait, wait.
Cross eyes, cross eyes.
Yeah.
Okay, that's actually pretty good.
I'm going to draw it in my sketchbook.
I'm going down to breakfast.
I'm coming.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
You guys go and make your way down to breakfast.
You can see the Tomb Takers are already there
and have begun diving down to breakfast. You can see the Tomb Takers are already there
and have begun diving into their meal.
As you all step into the chamber
and take your places around the long table,
Lucien, halfway into chewing, looks up slightly and goes,
Everyone sleep well.
This guy.
Nittally.
Wondrous well.
Down!
Good, good.
We're so close today.
Just a bit more travel, we'll be there.
What do you think, a day more? Less?
End of the day or tomorrow?
Early tomorrow.
Should we not run into more terrible weather?
Not.
Did you sleep okay?
Yeah, did you have kitty dreams?
Because sometimes when I roam,
I have dreams like a cat afterwards.
Some nice dreams.
Not too bad.
Some good decor.
Some fun stories surrounding.
Anyway, come eat.
SAM and LAURA:"Hum, hum, hum, hum." You guys have your breakfast.
Unless you have anything else to discuss,
go ahead and pick up your things and prepare
for your hopefully final day's journey
on to the ruins of Aelon.
All right, Ashley Johnson.
I believe in you. I'm the roll.
Oh yeah.
Bring that wisdom save power.
Let's go.
What am I adding?
Nothing. Nothing.
Just as is. Yeah.
11.
Okay.
Did you roll a 10? 10 was a storm.
10 was bad. Yeah, 10 was bad.
I think we've had eights that are bad.
Roll another d8 for me, please.
Oh boy. I'm into it.
That's no good. Okay.
It's Eclopedia Brown.
Use these new ones.
I think these are, this is an eight.
Eight.
You rolled an eight. Yeah.
Oh no. Please!
I'm so happy!
Oh no. What'd I do?
And so ends the story of the night.
Oh no.
The day is clear.
The weather is fine.
The storm has blown past and you can see the blue sky now
taking most of the air above you.
The gray and dark snow seems to be pushing further
to the west and northwest.
With that, you gather your things
and continue trekking onward.
About four, five hours into the journey,
you hear this sound, this...
You glance over in the direction,
you can see there's a pack of about seven wolves
running to a northern direction.
Away from something? Away from something?
Yeah.
They're running just in a northern direction.
Across our path. Yeah.
What's behind them? What's running?
Roll a perception check.
Can I join in that?
You can as well.
Ooh, ooh, two very good rolls there.
To win the cake.
I can add five plus 18 is 23.
23, okay.
Cool, wow.
You guys follow that for a second.
You're like, where are they rushing from?
You glance up in the sky
and you see this glint in the air.
I tap Lucien and point.
Did we deal with rocks out here? You've got to be kidding me.
You've got to be kidding me? Is he smiling?
What? What is it?
A rock?
Is it a dragon?
You see,
kind of running in your direction, loosely,
the beating wings of a massive white dragon.
What?!
Get the fuck out of here!
Fucking dragon!
What?! What are you doing of here! Fucking dragon!
What are you doing?
I rolled a dragon!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
We're way, way from the tower.
Really far?
It's hard to see it at this distance,
like gauging, because it's just blue sky and this shape.
It's small, but it's coming quick.
What are you doing?
It's better down in the snow.
Yeah, are there snow banks?
Oh no, it's a fresh snow overnight,
so there's snow banks, definitely.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll just shimmy down.
How far did we get from the house?
Can we just run back into the house?
No, that's what I'm saying, the tower close by.
You guys have been traveling for four to five hours.
Oh, fuck you.
And it only lasts for...
Four hours.
It does last for four hours. I could do marine layer,
but I think they could see through anything, right?
Through sight, yeah, so we should just
bury ourselves in the snow. Just shimmy, shimmy down.
I just start, yeah. Shimmy, shimmy, shim bury ourselves in the snow. Just shoot me, shoot me down. Just start, yeah.
Shoot me, shoot me, shoot me.
Okay.
I start just giggling, you know, like.
We don't have that shit.
Okay, okay.
Stealth.
What? Oh, and pass without a trace.
Okay. Do that.
Yeah. All right.
So pass without a trace.
I know I did, too, though.
Oh, wait. All right.
Can pass without a trace work on all of us?
I'm looking, I'm looking, hold on.
We wouldn't be within 30 feet of Jester.
You all have to be within 30 feet, and is it anyone?
I'm looking, I'm looking.
I don't know why it's not up.
I thought it was a third.
Okay, Pass Without a Trace.
I always have it.
Kind of a winner.
Each creature you choose within 30 feet of you.
Wow. Okay, so yeah, anybody.
Everybody. Lucien, Tomb Takers, get close!
I see where they're going to.
They all push inward, and you guys all die
beneath the snowbank near this portion of rock
that is pressing up out of the way
where it's pushing the snow.
As you guys all carefully get in there,
I need everyone to make a stealth check.
Oh, it's a second.
It's a second.
That's a two.
I rolled a two. Oh no, I didn't.
Plus 10, right? Plus 10.
Super glad.
What?
Hard to read this die.
What am I going to roll?
What am I rolling?
Okay.
This is plus 10 from you, right?
Yes.
Did we tangle with a white dragon already?
Yeah, a galadon.
Yeah.
Is this the same one?
It's got to be.
What you got? I mean, we are in the same area.
Yeah, we are.
Oh my god, this could be him.
13. 100%.
13 with the plus 10.
Oh, that's rough.
Huh?
You want to fight me on that?
Well, thank god for the plus 10.
34.
13 to a 34.
Wow.
All righty.
19.
Ooh.
Okay. Wow. All righty. 19. Ooh. Okay.
42.
Jeez louis.
Is that the highest roll we've ever had?
Probably. How?
How's it got a plus 10? Rogues, man.
Natural 20.
Ooh!
With the new plus three,
33 total. You unlocked the advantage with that.
All right.
And that's, because it's a natural 20,
that's two in your favor.
Caduceus? 22.
22? We made crit happen.
No, but this is not a crit.
Okay.
26.
26, okay, you beat me to what I was going to say.
I was going to say, you guys have, up until Beauregard,
an even number of successes and failures
across you and the Tomb Takers, and then Beauregard is the even number of successes and failures across you and the Tomb Takers,
and then Beauregard is the deciding element.
So as you all sit there quietly,
you hear this impact and scraping sound.
It's not super nearby, maybe a couple hundred feet away.
I can smell you.
I told you I had your scent.
What did you fucking do?
Do you remember? No, we fucked up.
Oh no, we pissed multiple times.
Wait, how did Kenny smell that?
We've met before.
I don't think so. We should move. We're all't think so. We should move.
We're all bunched up. We should move.
You hear this heavy, smashing swing sound
and a bunch of snow just gets thrown up into the air,
causing this slight, this brief snow blind state.
Oh shit.
And then it all comes to rest, as you can see.
She's sweeping her tail through the snowbanks around.
Oh god. We got to move.
Rocks and shitters falling out of the way.
We're visible, probably.
You guys.
We're quite in this thing, aren't we?
Yeah, you got to move.
Wait, ooh!
Maybe Lucien can kill it.
I'll kick her.
Yeah, we've got two adventuring parties here.
Oh my god. We got to move?
Yeah, yeah.
Move or you die.
Are we running or are we fighting?
It's a fight. It is a fight.
Okay. Move or you die.
It's whatever you guys want to do.
We're not going to outrun.
No, we can't even outrun the snow.
We're in a field.
Wait, can we see how close it is now?
Make a perception check with disadvantage
because you guys are buried in snow
and you're trying to peek through.
Oh, natural 20 and 12.
No, 13.
13.
You're not able to get an angle.
Is that with the 10? We are currently hidden.
Huh? Is that with the 10?
That was a perception check.
Perception check, yeah.
It's hard to tell.
A couple hundred feet off is what you're guessing. A couple hundred feet off is what you're guessing?
A couple hundred feet off is still pretty far,
but they know that we're here.
She knows we're here.
Where are you?
Fuck it, I'm Randy.
I'm going to cast Fly on myself.
Oh my god. And I'm going to cast Fly on myself. Oh my god.
And I'm going to move away from
where everybody is in the ground.
Really? Yeah.
All right.
Fjord just takes off at what speed?
60 feet. 60 feet.
Okay, so we're doing this.
You guys are in analysis paralysis.
This is happening.
Fjord, have mercy.
Fjord, have mercy!
One cone of cold over that ground
where everybody's laying within 30 feet of each other,
we're all hurt.
Yeah, I'll say once Fjord pops the bottle,
Caleb will use those boots
and start flying at a different angle.
Yeah, if we're doing this,
I'll bolt in the opposite direction.
Holy shit. Let's go, let's go.
Holy shit.
Okay, I'm bringing up the...
Bring out that dragon.
That bad dragon.
So let's see.
I'll take, you know, we super pissed it off.
We need a little spice for it, right?
Literally true.
It's literally true.
Okay.
We've faced this thing before.
Yep. Yeah.
And we ran.
Stood in a bubble and screamed.
That's pretty much. I ain't got time
to make that bubble.
That's a minute.
So you dart off out of the snow.
You guys see Fjord just take off like a bullet.
I'll break to their right. Out of the space.
Off to the right.
Then you hear immediately,
There!
Whoosh!
Whoosh!
And the wings start taking off in Fjord's direction.
As soon as I hear the wings whooshing,
I'm going to pop out from hiding and fire.
How far away?
100 feet.
I'm going to fire.
Okay. Is that right, 100 feet?
All right, so you're firing at the dragon.
Yes. All right.
You pop out, go to shoot.
Please work.
Okay, it's a strong roll.
27 to hit.
That does hit.
And I'm, I should have said this before,
I fired, sorry, I have the page up.
I want to use a Cataclysm Bolt.
Okay, okay.
I don't know what that will do.
I don't know.
Never used one before.
I found three of them. I'm using one.
You're in D&D Beyond, if you look in my-
No, no, I've got it, but I have to roll to see.
You have to roll to see what it does.
What it does, right, yeah.
So first, can I roll for damage and stuff?
Yes, you do. Okay.
Also, DMs. You've done this to us.
I already called it. Caleb is Stormrider booting
in an opposite angle from Fjord.
Okay, you got it.
I'm going to go ahead, after Sam's roll here,
put down a battlefield, because this has now become a battle.
Oh boy. Oh my goodness.
It could have not been a battle.
Could have.
No, it was a battle.
We have two adventuring parties.
Totally.
We have numbers.
There's nowhere to run.
It's a fight.
And we were bunched up in the snow.
That's 34 points?
Yes.
34 points already?
Yeah, and then the Cataclysm Bolt is...
Good leader move, good job, Fjord.
Are you fucking kidding me?
The bolt freezes around the target to cause ice damage.
Fuck you!
Oh man.
Yeah, it's immunity to cool.
You need to take four courses. Oh no!
Oh no!
But you still do the original damage from the impact.
Wow. Well, that's good.
And you did sneak attack, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Oh, and then I,
no, I don't get a bonus action.
This is a sneak attack round.
Yeah, this is just jump out.
I'll be right back.
Oh boy. Oh jeez.
Oh boy. Oh boy, guys. I found my notes for Gelidon. I'll be right back. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy, guys.
I found my notes for Gelidon.
I wrote fucking nothing.
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You guys are hiding over here-ish.
I'm just going to start throwing you in,
since that was the nature of everyone's quick process
of leaping out and taking care of their business here.
Taking care of business.
We're all dropping deuces in the field.
Yep, yep.
Mother!
All right, and then we have,
heading over here.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
My god.
It was on you.
It was on all of us.
Good job, Ashley.
Oh my, we're so clumped.
I did my best.
He would just take two steps, be closer,
and we'd be like, uh.
You!
Now Fjord, you took off this direction, you said?
Yeah, I went to the right, trying to draw his,
if he was looking at 12 o'clock in our direction
or slightly off, I just want him to turn like 45 degrees.
Right, so you'd end to- Radial out.
And at fly speed, action to cast it, and then 60,
so you would be right Holy smokes. You would be right about here.
In what direction is he?
She. She, thank you.
Gelidon. Did we know that?
Gelidon? It's about there.
Oh! She's a big girl.
She's a...
Oh no!
Okay. She's got birthing.
She's an ancient white dragon.
She's not a baby dragon. She's an ancient white dragon.
She's an ancient? Yeah, this is Voragal.
She's an ancient, she's Voragal. Vorag an ancient white dragon. She's not a baby dragon. She's an ancient white dragon. She's an ancient? Yeah, this is Voragol. She's an ancient, she's Voragol.
Voragol level. Yeah.
And we have no Garistro, no demon popping in here.
No plan. We had a plan.
Last time. Yep.
Yeah.
So, I would like everyone to roll initiative.
Oh!
Oh, I just.
Oh, my wizard hat. Ooh. Oh!
Oh, my wizard hat. Oh!
Okay.
No!
That's terrible.
Okay.
I don't even want this number.
You high?
Yep. Yep, hit that spot.
That's before a guard.
That's not for the cleric.
Fuck, I didn't have time
to cast a fucking spell. No, we're, I didn't have time to cast a fucking spell.
No, we're, I didn't care.
25 to 20.
25.
Let's go! All right!
20.
20.
21 for me.
Whoa!
Beth, then Yasha, then Jester.
Beau, then Jester, I think. And Beau.
Beau, then Jester, yeah.
Oh, sorry, Beau, then Jester. Unless we wantester, I think. And the Beau. Beau and Jester, yeah. Oh, sorry, Beau and Jester.
Unless we want to do a tag team.
Yeah, like a move.
Yeah, a fastball special.
Yeah.
All right.
I could fastball special us.
And get in like...
20 to 15?
I'm powerful.
Cool.
Oh boy. Vroom, boom, boom.
15 to 10.
13.
What?
Crickets.
Crickets.
And like,
you can do him.
That's cool. This is so rad. going to him. That's cool.
This is so rad.
On to the- 10 to five?
Nine.
Oh.
That's actually good, that's a good place for you.
Yeah, that's where we watch you.
Also, Caleb is not with the group, he-
What are you? What did you-
Would probably be on that.
He would have taken the V direction away from Fjord.
So you are up? I would be on the side direction away from Fjord.
So you are up?
I would be on the side of the map.
50 feet, right?
Yeah, you are over here.
Sure.
I'm still getting creative.
All righty.
What is that shirt?
So now, this here?
I love it.
Yeah, it's from In the Motherlands.
So top of the initiative round, we have Veth followed by Yasha.
Veth, what are you doing?
Same thing again.
Holy cow, I'm running out of battery.
All right. I'm going to bonus action.
Bonus action Voltaic Bolt.
Okay.
Juice up the old bolt,
and then I will aim and fire again.
Okay.
Not as good, not as good, not as good, not as good, not as good. the bolt and then I will aim and fire again. Okay.
Not as good, not as good, not as good, not as good. That's a 20.
That's a 20, that just hits.
Ooh!
20 just hits.
Oh, but no sneak attack this time.
Correct, because you're not hitting.
Balls!
Balls and anus.
Shit.
Well, I'll just do that damage then.
I guess it's one d6.
Oh, okay, 11 points plus the spell,
which is three more d6.
Okay.
Ooh.
Another 13.
Another 13, you got it.
So wait, what did I say on the first one?
It was, what was it?
20 just hits. No, no, no, I rolled a... wait, what did I say on the first one? It was, what was it? 20 just hits.
No, no, no, I rolled a...
Shit, what did I just roll?
It wasn't paying attention. I think it was like 20.
It was 13 plus whatever I said at the beginning,
which was another 10.
No, fuck, I forgot what I rolled!
You just told me 13 damage.
No, there was another roll before that.
Like 11 or something.
Yeah, yeah, that's what it was.
It was 11 plus 13.
No more counter-grey. Thank you, thank you.
I have no idea how that happened.
Don't think about that. Okay.
Yeah, no, I'm like looking at spells, sorry.
And I guess I'll move.
Where do you want to move?
Straight down the line of that ice bridge.
Right here? Yeah.
All right. You got a plan?
If I can get behind it, that would be cool. Speed of 30?
30. 30, you can't quite get to it.
Cool, that's good.
All righty.
That finishes that. Yasha, you're up.
Beau, you're on deck.
Okay.
I poof out of the snow.
You're right there.
Yes, and as I do and see her,
I will let out a battle cry,
which gives everyone advantage on attack rolls
and saving throws. What does that look like?
Ah.
Like a dry fart?
I like it.
Trying to be quiet so she doesn't know what I am.
Everyone within what distance to you?
60 feet, up to 10 other creatures of your choice.
Okay.
Fjord, you'd just barely be in range.
Sweet.
So yeah, that's everybody.
Up to how many creatures?
10.
10, okay.
So that's all of you, seven,
plus three of them, of the Tomb Takers, if you want to.
Or 10 others, or 10 creatures?
10 creatures total.
And what does it give us? Advantage on attack rolls and saving throws.
That's great.
Attack rolls and saving throws.
That's amazing. Yeah.
Is that your battle cry?
That's the battle cry. For one turn?
For one turn.
Do we want to help out the others?
Yeah, I mean, let's do Lucien.
Who else is there? Otis, Tyffial.
Let's do Kree and one more.
Tyffial.
Okay, you got it.
Okay, and then as a bonus action, I would like to rage.
You got it.
And then, oh no, wait.
Is a bonus action the shot, though?
Zealous Presence is a bonus action, yeah.
Yeah, so you would not be able to rage,
necessarily, at the moment.
Okay, and then...
Shit, I should have Rage first.
You can still burn your action to Rage if you have to.
Can you?
Yeah, it's a bonus action.
You can use anything greater.
It's action, movement, bonus action,
so you can burn your movement
or your action for a bonus action, and you can burn your movement or your action for a bonus action,
and you can burn your action for a movement.
Oh, okay.
If you like.
Yeah.
I'll do that.
I'll do that.
So I'm going to rage and you, and.
Instead of the shot, you mean?
No, as a, as a.
Action? As an action?
Can I do that?
It doesn't, you can't transfer
necessarily a bonus action into an action.
Oh, you can't?
No, that's a Pathfinder thing.
Oh, okay, nevermind.
That's why it's kind of familiar.
Okay, so what I'll do then is,
this is dumb, I'm going to run up to...
Best plans always are.
I'm going to run up to it.
All right.
Can I get all the way?
45, 50?
Oh no, I can't.
Okay, so I'll stay behind that...
Snowbank? Snowbank.
Right there? Yeah.
You've got it.
Okay. Okay. That finishes your turn, Yasha. Beau, got it. Okay. Okay.
That finishes your turn, Yasha.
Beau, then Jester's on deck.
Beau?
Okay, I am going to,
let me make sure this is in the right place.
At the start of my turn,
so at the start of my turn,
I am going to go ahead and activate my Maelstrom Gloves.
Sparks shoot through your fists. And at the same time my turn, I am going to go ahead and activate my Maelstrom gloves. Sparks shoot through your fists.
And at the same time, since we're both going
at the same time, I'm going to grab her hand
and I'm going to Dimension Dora's
onto the back of the dragon.
Okay. Oh, let's go, ladies!
Okay. Dimension Dora to a dragon?
That sounds like a terrible thing.
That's what I'm talking about!
That's what I'm talking about!
Let's go!
It's that one spot on her back
that she can never quite scratch.
First step's always the hardest, then you just start.
I've seen weightlifters mess with each other
by putting a sign on their back,
because they're also muscle.
There you go.
So you both finish, and then
onto the back of the dragon,
right as its wings are about to kick up.
And as you both land, you see the head
kind of turn to the side, and you just catch the edge
of the light blue, cold eye,
look back over the shoulder at you both.
What are you doing?
So as we poof out of the dimension door,
I'm going to swing my staff above overhead
and just come down out of the portal
with a big slap to its head. You got it.
Go for it.
A pop.
Pop.
With the staff.
Ooh, one of those is a natural one.
Super bad.
The other's a 20 total.
Okay, natural one misses.
20 total just hits.
Okay, so one hit there.
Weak damage.
Nine damage with my staff.
All righty.
Stunning strike.
Okay.
I don't expect this thing to have low constitution.
That, uh, it...
It's going to use a legendary save to save.
Hey! Okay!
That's great! It rolled a natural one.
Okay! Wow.
Yeah, so you used a save.
We're talking aloft.
Yeah, we're talking, yeah.
Already knocked that out. That's something.
Way to go. That's something, okay. So you use the same. We're talking to Laugh. Yeah, we're talking, yeah. Already knocked one out. That's something. Way to go. That's something, okay.
Bonus action pop pop.
Go for it.
That's a d12, get out of here.
Okay, that's a natural 19 on my first one for 29 total.
29 total, that hits.
And then the other one, I'm pretty sure,
misses with 16.
16 misses.
And that's okay.
Another nine damage.
Another nine damage, you got it.
First off, extract Aspects.
All righty.
Which means it is marked by you,
as analyzed, and it is marked by you as analyzed,
and it is immune to cold damage.
That's it? That's it.
Okay. Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
Immune to cold. You can work with that.
Immune to cold, everybody.
Just normal with everything else?
And then Stunning Strike again with that last pop-up.
Okay.
Stunning Strike. That does succeed pop pop. Okay. That does succeed.
30. 30? Yeah.
Great, good.
That's my turn, I think.
And Jester, anything else in your turn?
For my bonus, I'm going to just,
are there any spikes sticking out of the back or anything?
There are heavier scales. There aren't of the back or anything?
There are heavier scales.
There aren't any giant spikes or anything.
You can grab onto scale elements and parts of the skin,
but that's what you got.
What about the wing?
Is that a good thing to hold on to?
I'm going to use my bonus action
to try to grab on and get as much of a hold
so it doesn't throw me off its back as possible.
Sure, okay. You do your best to grab a hold so it doesn't throw me off its back as possible. Sure, okay.
You do your best to grab a hold.
That finishes your guys' turns?
Mm-hmm.
And if you turn, it's going to go ahead
and use two of its legendary actions
to do its wing attack, where it begins to beat its wings.
You watch it start swinging its wings,
causing all this wind and snow begin to swirl around it.
All the rest of you watch as suddenly you can't see it.
It's just caught in this giant torrent of air and soft powder snow that's been kicked up around it. All the rest of you watch as suddenly you can't see it. It's just caught in this giant torrent of air
and soft powder snow that's been kicked up around it.
You both are being battered with it.
Your skin is starting to just freeze and impact.
I need both of you. Uh-oh.
Make a dexterity saving throw for me, please.
And we got advantage on the, oh!
Fuck! You do.
And I got advantage on the other attacks.
You did. And I got advantage on the other attacks. You did.
I missed them.
Got to remember that.
Yeah, 29.
29, success?
23.
23, failure.
Ooh.
So you take 16 points of bludgeoning damage.
One six or six zero?
16? 16 points of bludgeoning damage.
Okay.
You take eight Beauregard.
All right.
23's a failure?
Oh, this is, we're fucked.
This is ancient.
You're fucked. Jester.
Ancient. You're fucked.
Jester, you are not prone from the impact
from not feeling you're safe,
and tumble down and land prone
onto the ground beneath the dragon.
It's okay, you're just by its tail.
So that bonus action was for naught.
Because of the failed save, unfortunately, yes.
You do manage to hold on, Beauregard.
Okay.
That finishes your turn.
Cool.
It is now Gelidon's turn.
Oh boy.
Gelidon is going to go ahead and rush forward,
right up to you, Yasha.
Since you were right there in front of its vision
after Jester pulls off the back, bows up on top,
it's going to go ahead and stumble forward,
and first it's going to use its Frightful Presence.
I need everybody, and I mean everybody,
to go ahead and make a wisdom saving throw for me, please.
Even if Gordon can't. With advantage.
Yep. Yep. Okay.
With advantage.
I rolled two 11s.
15.
Is it a wisdom save?
What you got, Ashley?
I just rolled two natural 20s.
That's amazing!
I mean, that's not crazy helpful right now,
but a little bit.
You really did wonders for her.
I did. She's Dodeca-healed herself.
Don't ever shave that much.
We do this with advantage, yes?
Yes. 25.
23. 23, success? Success? Wait, that's a yes? Yes. 25. 23.
23, success, success.
Wait, that's a success?
26.
Success. 24.
Success.
Yasha, success. Caduceus.
20.
Success. Beauregard, 15.
Fail, you are frightened for the next minute.
On its back? On its back.
You're just screaming. Very passionate. Use the eye! That's realistic.
It's okay, I got this, guys. I'm a monk.
Tyffial is frightened.
Wait, monks can be frightened?
Monks can get rid of frightened for an action.
They also have advantage on the statement.
Yeah, I'm okay. They do, you're right.
Yeah, no, so.
Sweet.
That's what I should have seen with the marks there.
Yeah.
That advantage made a difference to them, too.
Natural defense. Oh yeah.
So yeah, none of the rest are frightened.
It's just Yuba.
And it's going to unleash a round of attacks on you, Yasha,
as part of that.
So.
Aw!
Do bite attacks.
Oh, sorry, one bite attack and two with its claws.
So the bite attack against you is 26 to hit.
Yeah.
All right.
You. It's going to be a little rough.
It's going to be a little rough, it's okay.
That is
22 points of piercing damage,
but you are not raging yet, so.
I am not, that's right, because I'm an idiot.
Boy, those random encounter tables.
Boy, oh boy, that would have been so smart to rage.
Plus 14 points of cold damage
as its teeth tear into your chest and pull you back.
You manage to push away, but as it does,
the blood that pours free freezes in place.
The cold impact of its teeth
seems to freeze the wounds that left them.
Now it's going to get two claw strikes against you.
You said 16.
Then 14 gold. And then 14, okay.
Also, you're now mind controlled
because every fight you are mind controlled.
32 to hit. Now fight for her.
Yeah.
So 32 to hit, which I believe hits, and a 26 to hit. Now it's my hit for her. Yeah. So 32 to hit, which I believe hits,
and a 26 to hit.
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
So you take 13 points of slashing damage.
Ah, and 19 points of slashing damage.
14, 16, 13, 19.
Correct. Got it.
Right.
Fuck.
How are you? That's just my banner.
Let's, let me add all this.
And that's its turn?
Got to rage.
Yeah, that was stupid to not rage.
How many of us?
Okay. You know what?
No, it's not done yet.
It came in and unleashed on you,
and now it's going to go ahead and
try and fly up.
You do get an attack of opportunity against it.
Okay, let me take it.
Natural 20. Come on.
You do have advantage because you do his slingshot.
Did you do it?
Yes, I fucking just went for it.
All right, well, it does not take off
because you have the sentinel.
It's in the book.
It's chapter three, what she just did.
What is happening? Let's go to Vegas.
Okay.
What do I do?
Okay, I know what to do.
Take your time, take your time.
Sorry.
Caduceus instinctually cancels the crit.
Do you get a brute critical?
Yes.
Okay, take your time with this.
Make sure you get all your dice.
Yeah, because there's a ton of crazy shit that happens.
A ton of crazy shit.
You can roll two additional weapon damage dice
when determining the extra damage
for a critical hit with a melee attack.
Correct, so you roll two additional d6s.
It's a melee attack, right?
This is not a magic thing where the 20s do things to, right?
No, it's a melee attack.
Butterflies aren't going to pop out of her sword?
Okay, cool.
If only.
Okay.
I'm going to, I'm going to,
okay, so that was 12.
I'm going to do Savage Attacker
just to see if I can get some higher.
Way better.
Okay, two additional.
Third rare form of the night.
I know. Mm-hmm.
That is... Ay-yi-yi.
I mean, look, we could have done the thing
where we conjured a fake woolly mammoth
and had a T-Rex chase it, but it's an ancient.
Okay, so. Yeah.
So it's, I rolled 20.
20 damage, all right.
But that's, so that's plus,
do I add all my stuff?
You don't add your rage bonuses,
because you're not raging. Not the rage,
but the slash and the radiant?
You add your strength bonus.
Okay, so that would be...
And you add the weapon bonus.
Do you do that before or after you double?
Yeah, do you do? After you double.
Just the dice doubled and then add the...
Okay, so everything would be...
40 plus?
Hmm.
So you rolled 20.
Yeah.
So you double the 20 to 40.
40.
And you add your strength modifier
and your weapon modifier.
Okay, so 40, so 44, and plus four.
One, is it?
It should be just the magic bonus of the weapon,
which is plus.
Oh yeah, okay.
So 45, 44? Yeah.
45 damage in one strike,
and holding it to the ground.
So here's what happens. Shit.
It begins to take off,
and you just swing and strike with the blade
as it carves through its foot, and.
You have a new scent.
A new scent?
A new scent? A new scent?
A new scent, I think because she hasn't met me yet.
Oh, okay.
You weren't there for the original experience.
And seems temporarily intrigued by you.
The scattering ants that shot around,
it's not too worried about.
It's briefly turning an eye, too.
That ends its turn.
Everybody loves fucking Yasha.
Jesus.
That brings it to Lucien's turn. Jesus. That brings into Lucien's turn.
Is that angel blood? Lucien's up after the dragon?
Come on, Lucien!
Ugh.
God.
Lucien, in the snow, just goes like,
Yeah, Flex, show us your battle skills, dude.
You could mention that you were being chased by a dragon.
Who can remember?
He goes ahead and.
I mentioned the underwater biopsy.
What if Lucien comes up and one punch kills it?
That'd be awesome.
And we know that we've made the right decision
the entire time. Here's the lodestone.
Here you go, you got it.
Yeah. Go for it.
Bye!
Go wherever you want to go.
We will lip sync with you all you like.
I didn't quite get to it, actually.
Why didn't I rage?
Because you helped all of us.
It's true. You did the right choice.
Sacrifice yourself for the greater good.
How many points are you down?
I'm not too bad.
Yeah, you're fine.
Just 60. You're surrounded by healers.
63 points.
Oh, wow.
All right, so I'm just going to go ahead
and pull both the scimitars out, and as it does, run across the front of the clavicle, and, so he's going to go ahead and pull both the scimitars out,
and as it does, run across the front of the clavicle,
and the other one's going to go ahead and,
well, just one at the moment, actually.
He's going to carve across, and you see it
ignite with this bright light,
similar to somebody you once knew.
Still a blood hunter.
Still a blood hunter.
Claret order they are.
Then is going. Apparently still a thing.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
It's just not close enough to get into melee with it,
so out of frustration,
he's going to go ahead and hold his action,
prep an attack for when he can get within range of it.
Okay.
All right, that finishes Lucien's turn.
Tyffial's going to go.
Have you gone yet? No.
Same thing, can't quite get into melee.
Is going to go ahead and...
You know what, is going to go ahead and use her action
to move off to the side here.
And is going to action surge to go ahead after pulling this long, this would
be a rapier out that has this dark gray, almost graphite metallic tinge to it. As she pulls it out,
you can see she runs this hook across the hand, and this little splash of blood across the blade as it does, you watch it
ignite with a very,
this would be like a black energy,
almost like it has blackened tendrils,
similar to what you've seen Fjord utilize
or summon for magic, but it pulses around the blade.
And he's going to make attacks against the creature.
Advantage.
Oh!
Good thing you gave her advantage.
This is Cree?
This is Tyffial.
Tyffial.
One hits.
For...
Nine plus...
14 points of damage against Gellanon.
This is a lot here to be running at once.
All right, so that finishes Tyffial's turn.
Now it is Fjord's go.
Fjord, what are you doing?
How far away is Lucien from?
Actually, at the end of Tyffial's turn,
Lucien's going to go ahead and use legendary action.
Lucien? Lucien or the dragon?
Lucien.
At the end of Tyffial's turn, he's going to headspend.
We're learning to tumble so much.
You watch as he kicks off from the stone
and tumbles in the snow,
and with his held action, manages to move
half his movement up to the side,
and then swing cross with the blade towards it.
That helps.
Cut the stuff out.
Not just a remote control PC.
Definitely hits.
With the bread blade there.
Wow.
Does this mean you guys are going to get legendary actions?
Cool!
That would be awesome.
What if they were legendary actions
that you didn't control?
22 points of damage against Giladon with the one strike.
How many? 22.
22, and the second attack, the health action,
thanks to your advantage, is a natural 20.
Boom, let's go.
Ooh!
Get it right, add them all up.
Get it right.
34 points of damage on the second strike.
We're watching him dance like Baryshnikov right now.
Yeah. You see him dive into the snow,
vanish for a second, appear out,
strike with each strike, these burst waves,
this faint light glow.
It's different than what you recall in Mali.
It was more of a radiant light.
This has a weird silver shimmer, and when it hits,
there's this almost shockwave effect that happens,
and you see this wincing in the eyes of the dragon
with each impact.
That's going to finish Lucien's.
Go on that. Fjord, now what are you doing?
The Star Razor's going to pulse blue
and I will fly in towards the dragon.
As I'm approaching, once I'm within 30 feet,
I will extend my hand and Hexblade's Curse
against the dragon.
Put you about there.
That's only 30 feet from where I was.
Tight.
Well, I'll say 30 feet within it.
Oh, great, great. I'll use my full 60 feet to come around
on the dragon's left side.
And is there a particular spot that I would be able
to flank it with Lucien and or Tyffial?
Right there.
I'll stay right there within melee range.
He gets cursed.
And I will take two swipes with the Star Razor.
Go for it. With advantage. Cursed. And I will take two swipes with the Star Razor.
Go for it. With advantage.
Oh, so close.
That is 29 to hit.
29 does hit, yeah. Okay.
And the second one is...
Come on, do it.
Natural 20. Hell yeah, dude! Yeah, get it. Natural 20. Hell yeah, dude!
Yeah, get it! Natural 20s tonight.
I will pump a 5th-level Divine Smite
in on the natural 20, but the first one just hit,
and it is a regular...
Nine plus eight, 17, plus five is 22 for the first one.
Okay.
And the second one is...
Eight plus eight, 16. It was 22 for the first one. Okay. And the second one is
eight plus 16.
It's because of that mantra. Who all said that mantra?
Because I laughed during it, I didn't get the math.
Bennett's right.
Paladin crit math.
37, and its divine smite is, help me!
D8.
Yeah, but it's only 4d8, right?
Max 5d8 is if it's undead, right?
Well, no, it should.
You can scale, right?
It's been a while.
Well, it's not undead,
so you don't get the additional bonus one.
Right.
But for the paladin,
if it's a fifth-level spell you used, right?
It is.
Then that brings it to, I recall.
It raises depending on the spell level.
Yeah, maximum of 5d8.
So if you do fifth level, it's 5d8.
Okay.
Seven, eight, four, 21.
Nice.
30, 60.
Should be a big hit.
65 points of damage.
Ooh, nice.
And because it's a crit, I roll one more damage dice on the
DT.
Oh.
Plus four.
All right, there you go.
So that means a total of 69 damage.
Yeah! Nice.
That's a six thing.
To finish your turn, Fjord?
That's 106 total, that's great.
Yes, yes, he's cursed.
Okay, you got it.
We're going to have to get this.
Does Divine Spider cancel out a concentration Fly spell?
No, it's not a concentration.
Okay, cool.
All right, that finishes the game.
It is now Otis' turn.
Otis is going to go ahead and do it.
Thank you, Asha.
Is Otis the halfling? Yep.
Otis is the halfling I'm perpetually trying to kill, yeah.
Yeah, I was going to say, eat Otis!
Fenn is turn running around the backside of it,
kind of trying to essentially swarm around
as you guys are swimming around.
That's going to be Otis's turn. Oh shit.
You were just in my way.
Guys, I shot Otis in the face.
Doran's going to rush there.
I'm going for the dragon.
But he uses his action to get there, too,
to get into melee, but you watch as Otis rushes behind,
you can see Otis ends up pulling a bolt out of a pack
and has a crossbow ready.
And on the crossbow, you can see there's a little point on the handle,
like a thumbtack that he presses his thumb into.
And as he pulls back, all of a sudden,
you see this purplish energy begin to pulse
and scatter throughout the crossbow.
They're all blood on you?
It's preview night, kids.
It's preview night.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
That's actually a good idea.
Now, that guy cannot play video games.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
He has to rest for a while.
Crest Square, rapidly.
No. No?
Remember, he has advantage.
Yep.
Wow. Otis does not.
Otis does not, never mind.
Otis did not attack.
They both had to use their actions to get into place.
Oh, fair.
But you see Zoran, within the pack,
pulls out this large two-handed hammer, this maul,
and runs around the side.
As he does, you can see he runs his handle on the edge.
There's this almost cheese grater-like spikes
on one side.
He just goes and you see this red spray across it.
Wherever it sprays, flames emerge from it.
Now it's this flaming head and handle of a maul
as he runs up to the side of the dragon,
just going with this big roar.
That's going to get them both.
There, Caduceus, you're up with Cree on deck.
Okay, I can't see where I am.
Hold on. You're over here.
For the people in the distance,
could you point again with your finger who is who?
Is Zoran?
Zoran is over here. Okay.
This is Otis. Okay.
Who is standing next to me?
Next to you is Cree.
Okay.
I'm going to be dull for this round.
I'm going to circle around
to the other side of the block,
still hiding from the dragon.
Okay. Sort of towards you.
Around here? Yeah.
Okay. Little, yeah you. Around here? Yeah. Okay.
Little, how close am I?
Like, am I within 30 feet?
Well, that doesn't matter.
You are, you are not,
it is at about 35 or so feet from you at the moment.
Okay, for the moment, I've got some good shit coming up,
but for the moment, I am just doing protection
from energy cold.
On yourself?
Just to prepare for some crazy shit.
You got it, good call.
And take my bonus action, I suppose,
to hide if that's possible.
You can't hide as a bonus action.
That's a rogue thing, unfortunately.
Yeah, it's all right.
I don't know how that works.
You crouch a little lower.
I'm still huge.
It's a little, yeah, you're like an entire person.
It's just a little rock and you're just like.
As long as I have some cover,
I'll take some cover from the, whatever cover.
You have some cover. Okay, I'm good.
For whatever purpose that may serve.
Yeah.
All righty, and that brings us to Kree's go.
Kree.
There we go, there's Kree.
Okay, you're only a dragon and five other fighters.
Cree, as you're all standing there
in the center of the space attacking it.
He's an adventuring party.
Yeah. And a dragon.
You're doing great, you're doing great.
All right.
Two beings with legendary actions.
He's like a D&D.
We did bring a Guristramo.
Oh, dude, we did.
You're like Bobby Fissure over there,
but for D&D, where you're playing the party and the dragon.
That was fun.
I was with you.
I was with you.
It was a better way to bring you.
So you watch as Cree sneaks up beside you.
Up at the side of you.
Goes, ah, good call to bring a shield from ice.
I like to bring its enemy.
You see she brings her hands down.
That little bobble of red that's dangling on her throat
glows brightly.
She brings her hands up.
All of you in the center feel this sudden flash of warmth
as this column of fire begins to burn like a spiral
around Gelidon.
Gelidon pulls back as you watch this firestorm
erupt around the dragon.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Just got worse.
She's real mad.
She fails her save.
So that's going to be 7d10.
7d10 fire. 7d10!
That's...
To the dragon? Yeah.
Fire. Yeah.
Is that going to hurt Beau?
Is that Firestorm?
It is Firestorm.
It's doing a spiral column upward.
Oh, so all good.
Is Beau okay?
Don't hit me, please.
Beau, you need to make a dexterity saving throw. No.
Okay.
Is this considered evasion?
Use the ki point. It would be.
I do still have a...
49 points of fire damage to the dragon.
Advantage. 49 points?
Yeah.
Thank god I have advantage still,
because one of those was a natural one.
Well, you would not have advantage in,
no, you would, because it hasn't gone back to her.
Yeah, you would. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You said dex saving throw, right?
Correct. 23.
And roof. 23 is a success.
So you take 24 points of fire damage.
If it's a success, I take no damage.
Obby, you have advantage.
I mean, you have advantage, so yeah.
So you actually cling to the side of the dragon
and the heat coasts over you.
You feel it and it hurts,
but not enough to actually leave damage on your body.
Yeah, it's like a platformer.
I scale to one side of the dragon
and then I scale to the other side of the dragon
as it calms up.
Your little grip icon is getting slower and slower.
Perfect, perfect.
You can do one of those evasions per your turn.
Just whenever she makes a save.
It's an ability.
Oh, okay.
But only dexterity saves.
Okay, okay.
That finishes that go for Cree.
Caleb, you're up.
Yeah. With Veth on deck.
A couple of things.
One, Caleb is not in the air
because those boots are only good for one turn.
So if they're off and I'm in the air, I crash.
So I would have landed already.
Okay. And I will, I think, I'm not on that picture there,
I'm going to start moving up the side of that map,
but not right along the edge of it.
Okay.
Keeping in that arc?
Yeah.
On the ground, though, in the snow.
Okay.
Saying he's going for distance, he's going for speed,
and I will rub molasses down my hand.
He's all alone in the time of need,
and I will cast Slow on Gelidon.
Okay.
So wisdom save for Gelidon.
Wisdom save for Gelidon.
Ooh, shit.
18.
That is an 18, exactly.
Okay.
Good call, though. Yeah. All right, is that your turn? Yeah, that's it. Veth, you're up. Good call, though. Yeah.
All right, is that your turn?
Yeah, that's it.
Veth, you're up. Yasha, you're on deck.
Actually, at the end of your turn, Caleb,
Gildedon, who's now been burned and angrily,
is after the impact that it left on the heavy back.
Since you're in that direction,
it's going to go ahead and use
one of its legendary actions to tail swipe you.
Okay.
Could I get a sentinel attack on him?
You could, yeah.
Yeah. If you still have a reaction.
I do.
That is a natural 20.
Ooh!
30 feet.
I used my back. You are not.
Damn. You are 35 feet.
She read my book.
She read my book.
Big negative for me.
Are you a bird bird? Miss.
Even with the bonus? Even with the advantage?
I'm technically frightened, so I have disadvantage.
So it evens out, and I rolled a three.
Boo. Okay, that is.
Let's see how Armor of Hexes works.
29 points of bludgeoning damage as the tail
swings towards you like a tree trunk
being sped in your direction.
So he is under my Hexblade's Curse.
Correct. She, sorry, thank you.
So on an attack roll, I roll a d6 on a four or higher.
She misses with a six.
Did you roll a six?
Yeah, you did.
You just quickly fly up out of the way.
There's a plan to this recipe, motherfucker.
The tail still comes towards you,
and just at that point, you see the shadows
from that faint shadow curse around reach out
like ropes and yank the tail just wide
as you pull up underneath it, taps your toes,
and you can sense that would have been awful if it impacted.
You just hear me from behind you laying in the snow go,
Woo!
All right, Veth, now it's your go.
Okay, I'll keep circling in a counterclockwise direction.
As I'm running, I'll cast another one of those spells,
Voltaic Bolt, charge up another one.
You got it.
And skid in the snow and fire off that bolt.
Spraying up as you slide into home base.
24 to hit.
That hits.
And I get, this is, oh wait,
I'm attacking with advantage, right, still?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah.
Well, still same roll, but I get sneak attack damage
because she's engaged with my friends.
You do. Okay, cool. She she's engaged with my friends. You do. Okay, cool.
She's very engaged with your friends.
She is swarmed by your friends.
Okay, okay, okay. Wedding is close.
35 plus another 14 is 49 points of damage.
Woo-hoo!
Mm.
Taking chunks.
Look at the lone mini out here in this camp, Rangel.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
It's a hero shot. That's a foot cover.
Oh shoot!
Yep.
That's all I got.
All righty.
Finishing your go, Yasha, you are up.
Wow. Okay.
I'm going to let out a scream of rage.
Uh-huh.
And I'm going to take an attack.
Do it.
Ooh, it's a natural 19.
So plus nine, that's 28.
That definitely hits.
Okay. You got us into this, Yasha.
Get us out.
I'm going to do my bestest.
I feel like Travis is really dodging a lot of
a lot of blame here.
Just saying.
You keep smiling every time that happens.
I'll take all of it.
I'm going to try a brand new spell.
Ooh, 29 for the first hit.
Yeah, that definitely hits.
Yeah, or no, that's the damage.
Oh, it's the damage, oh, sorry, yeah.
Should we start trying to kill one of the Tomb Takers?
I knew you were going to ask that.
I knew. I mean, you're right back there.
I think we have slightly larger concerns.
Yeah, but there's lots of other people who can
take care of the dragon.
So they see everything.
Yeah.
Two of us are compromised, potentially.
Fog of War, maybe they won't notice.
So many fucking pigeons right now.
All right, that finishes your go.
Over.
Beau and Jester, you are up.
Okay, I'm going to use my action to Stillness of Mind.
I'm going to take a little meditation moment
on the top of the dragon.
And get rid of Frightened?
And get rid of Frightened.
You got it.
Then I'm going to take my bonus action
to Pop Pop and Flurry of Blows.
Unfortunately, to make a bonus attack
with your bonus action, you have to make the attack action.
It can't be separate. That's right.
I can bonus attack, tack, though.
Bonus action, attack, right?
It has to be technically part of the attack action
to get the bonus offhand hit.
I believe, I'll double check.
I'm pretty sure.
Shit. What?
I have advantage on the attack rolls.
You do. Go ahead and roll one more time. Let me roll one more time. Okay, sorry. I have advantage on the attack rolls.
You do. Go ahead and roll one more time. Let me roll one more time. Okay, sorry.
Because it was a 19.
It's okay.
24?
24 does hit. Go ahead and roll damage
for that second hit.
Okay. Fuck yes.
Yeah, if you use the attack action
with an unarmed strike or monk weapon,
you can make one armed strike as a bonus action.
So you have to make the attack action to get the bonus.
So you can keep the frightened, but no.
I'm not keeping that frightened.
14. 14 again?
Otherwise you'd have to run away.
No, 14 points.
I was like, wait, no, we can't. Yeah, yeah.
14 damage, you got it.
All righty.
I will, I guess then,
use my bonus action to patient, I will, I guess then,
use my bonus action to
patient defense.
Okay, patient defense.
And Jester, what are you doing?
I guess it's all right. When you're frightened,
do you have, you just can't get any closer
when you're frightened.
And all of your attacks are at disadvantage
while it's in visual sight. But you don't have to run away,
right? You can't get closer.
You just can't get closer.
And she's as close as they get. Yep.
Okay, cool.
But disadvantage on everything sucks.
I'm going to do the same thing that I saw Cree do.
And I'm going to sit up in the snow.
Are you going to cut yourself?
I'm going to just scratch my arm really hard.
And then try to form my firestorm
into a tornado as well and say,
Um, duck, Beau, take cover!
Okay, okay.
The duck pulled.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah!
18, what's your DC?
18.
Makes the save, so it takes half damage.
Still hits though. Beau, go ahead and make
a dexterity saving throw.
That's just a straight one, right?
Correct, no longer is this event.
Everything's done?
Oh, that's okay, that's okay.
20 total?
I think you're sensing, yeah.
So half fire damage to Gelidon and you from this.
And me?
Correct.
So it's instantly safe.
Yes, you take nothing, that's right.
I take nothing.
Two, three, four, five.
Rogues and mocks, man.
Six, seven.
Is that a reaction or does that just happen?
No, it just happens. You get a two, man. Oh! Oh, evasion, man. Six. Wow. Seven. Is that a reaction or does that just happen?
No, it just happens. It just happens.
You get a two, man.
Oh!
Oh, evasion, because it's area attacks.
Yeah. 20.
I'm never near those.
Yeah.
Because I run.
That's true.
That's like the sharpest stake ever.
You have active evasion, just not being there.
Five, 45 plus seven.
Excuse me. That's 52.
52.
Great, so half that would be?
21. 26.
26.
That's better.
26 fire damage to Giladar.
You got it. Just take it.
All right, end of your turn,
it's going to use its last two actions
to do another wing attack.
Now its wings are beating heavily
and that snow wind picks up rapidly.
Everybody except for Jester and Veth needs to make a...
Everybody?
Dexterity saving throw.
Everybody.
Oh, sorry, and the guys over there, you're fine.
Are we still all at advantage from the Yasha move,
or was that a one round?
One round. One round.
Yeah, we're done.
All right.
That's such a cool feature. 18.
18, fail.
You take 16 points of bludgeoning damage and fall prone.
Got it.
So you, onto the ground for,
go ahead and make a concentration check for your fly.
Well, you do not, you're fine.
I failed, but I will use Ring of Evasion
to make it a success. You're fine.
You're way far away, actually.
Way far away? Yeah, sorry.
Hard to see you when you're off the map.
Yep.
It's my favorite terrain.
Yasha.
So I have a thing called Fanatical Focus.
If you fail a saving throw while you're raging,
you can reroll it.
Yeah, you can do that.
But you have to use the new one,
because I rolled a 10 total,
and I think that might be too low.
All right, go for it. I'm going to try to do it again.
Point for me on the concentration check.
That's not much better.
That would be 13.
Fail. 16 points of bludgeoning damage to you,
halved, because you're raging, but you are knocked apart.
Eight points of? Yeah, eight points to you total.
Okay, that's about it. Which warcasts your 25
on the concentration check? So you maintain the spell,
but you fall to the ground.
Got it.
Beauregard? Uh-huh.
27. 27?
You succeed. Yeah.
Hell yeah, all right.
Hanging on.
So you hang on, you take half the damage.
She would take eight points of blushing damage.
This is an air, well, actually, this would be, yeah.
I guess that would count, yeah.
So you take none.
Fucking, all right.
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Otis. Fails and gets knocked down.
Remember when Raishan cast Meteor Storm twice
and it took no damage?
Yeah.
And everyone was all fucked up.
Yeah.
Eight, and stays up.
So Shin succeeds, takes eight.
Otis is down.
Smother him in the snow.
Succeeds.
You're right there, you could totally do it yourself.
I'm going that way.
Okay.
I can be only one halfling.
I feel the quickening.
See, you got a crossbow, come on.
I know.
What is this now?
Your shtick.
You're stealing my shtick.
It is now Gelidon's turn.
Gelidon is going to attempt to fly upward.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Stop him, stop her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We get to do the sentinel thing.
I'm on it, but you can't.
You make an attack, you are prone,
so you have disadvantage on the attack roll.
Okay. But?
But you don't have disadvantage.
She is not moving out of her range because she's on it.
I'll try and do one as well, too.
You can sentinel?
No, but you can make a, yeah.
There will be a lot of reaction attacks here.
But they're disadvantage.
But I'm going to go for Yasha's first, so.
Come on.
Come on.
Just straight up, just straight up roll? No, disadvantage, you said. 20 sides to it, betterasha's first, so. Come on. Come on. Just straight up.
Just straight up roll. No disadvantage, you said.
20 sides to it, better you.
No, you have disadvantage on it
because you are on the ground, you are a pro.
Because I'm laying down. Yeah.
And I'm swinging.
Fucking fuck!
Sorry, I rolled a 20 and a one.
Oh no!
You swing wide on the ground,
but hit the snow next to it.
That's tough. Whoa! There you wide on the ground, but hit the snow next to it. That's tough.
Whoa!
Hmm.
She hit him, though, Yasha. Fair enough.
At least I'm rolling semi-decent.
You are, you are, I'm proud of you.
First time in a while.
After seven.
Tyffial misses.
Lucien hits.
Double ones on damage dice,
but still does 12 points of damage.
Three roll ones?
No.
And Zoran
hits.
Yeah, let's go, Zoran.
Does he have Sentinel?
He does not.
No.
Do you want him to have Sentinel?
He's got Cheese Grater.
Damage.
And you, Fjord, with disadvantage,
because you are on the ground.
No, that's all right.
Oh, there's a natural 20, but no.
21.
21? Yeah.
On the disadvantage?
Yeah, it was at eight plus 13.
That still hits, 20 hits.
So go ahead and roll damage.
That's right, I'm great.
Let's go forward.
Four, eight, 12, plus five, 17.
17 damage, nice.
And she's going to fly into the sky.
Hold on, Beau. With Beau?
With Beau on her back.
Are you okay that I did this to you?
Sorry. No, it's great.
Okay.
Oopsie.
Every time we go on dragons, good things happen.
Just going to go ahead and turn this way.
Uh-oh.
Ooh, that looks like some sort of a cone attack.
This looks like it could be bad.
Could be like a cone or something.
Gonna be a cone or something.
How is this dragon?
This dragon ain't looking rough, are they?
No. She's looking hard-ish,
starting to show some wear and tear.
Oh boy. Like two thirds.
Two thirds of the hit points. Not even.
There it is. Like they were a half.
That's what I wanted.
Oh, that's a cone.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a cone of decimation.
Am I in that or am I out of it?
Balls.
So.
What if I took one step backwards?
That'll be, so I need Fjord, Jester,
to go ahead and make a constitution saving throw, please.
And who are the other two in the?
It's going to be Tyffial and Otis.
Yeah.
Home game vaxxed.
Constitution saving throw.
Home game vaxxed.
A Christmas game that I couldn't make,
so I was just frozen on ice.
That's right.
That's right.
Constitution saving throw, 19.
That's a failure.
14 plus five. 22.
Failure.
Ooh. What?
I rolled a 19!
Was that for Constitution or for?
Yes. You failed, too?
Actually, no, 22 is just succeeds for me.
Sorry.
Fjord failed?
Fjord fails. Four, you take 72 points of cold damage.
72, 72?
Yeah, 72 points of cold damage.
Wait, are you immune to cold or something?
I am not, I only have a ring of fire resistance.
Goddamn it!
That's fucking great! Wow, that's a big hit.
That's a big hit.
Jester, you take half of that.
So that'd be 36.
And you are resistant to cold, naturally,
so that brings it down to 18.
Sweet.
Did Otis get hit?
Both of them actually succeeded in their saves.
They both took half damage.
Okay, okay, okay.
Just wear them down.
I'll change, I'll change.
You wear them down.
And continuing the rest of the flight movement.
Do be resistant.
Do be a tiefling resistant.
Are they frozen in blocks of ice or anything?
No. Okay.
Just hurts.
He's over here.
All right, that's Gelidon's turn.
That's gnarly.
As Gelidon flies back.
Yeah, that's pretty bad.
Like nuts coming out of everywhere.
Unleashes the blast of cold energy and then
begins to fly back and is just staying in the air
about 30 feet, 40 feet above.
So that brings it to Lucien's go.
Sorry, dragon is how high in the air?
You just said it. About 35, 40 feet.
Okay.
She's right behind me, isn't she?
Isn't it?
Did any of the tomb tweakers,
were they in the blast zone as well?
Two of them were.
Could I see, like, did they take the damage?
Did you already say that and I was like?
They made the save.
They're like, they winced,
but they managed to weather it okay.
Okay.
All right.
Lucien sees this and goes,
that's certainly annoying.
Oh.
Oh, legendary.
Something cool.
Something's happening.
That's there.
He's going to duck behind there
and try and stay out of view.
Tyffial's going to do the same.
Ooh, clumping, clumping. and duck behind there and try and stay out of view. Tyffial's going to do the same.
Ooh, clumping, clumping, not good, not good. He's going to walk up against the side there
and is trying to actually more in this space to take that there.
I did, I missed.
I rolled my Armor of Hexes, by the way, as a two,
so I'd hit.
Okay, good call.
Well, it wasn't an attack against you,
it was a radial effect.
Oh, great, never mind.
Are you holding any kind of concentration spell?
That finishes Lucien's turn and Tyffial's turn.
Yeah. Fjord, you're up.
A fly spell.
I have to roll for the fly spell again.
That's a 16.
To?
Maintain my fly spell, even though I'm prone right now,
because he hit me again with the Kona Coles.
That's right, yeah, 16.
Balls. No, that ballsed.
Fly is gone. Sweet.
And I point to my prone body in the snow.
Hi!
I'll stand up. Okay.
Distance to him-ish.
Five to her.
Gaging it to her.
It's a dragon, man. Sorry.
50, 60-ish feet from where you are at an angle.
I'll do three Hex Blasts.
Three. Eldritch Blasts.
Thank you.
Go ahead and make the rolls.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This looks like a sex scene.
What did you say?
Sex scene.
Oh.
Missed one.
Sexy sex scene.
Sexy sex.
That's a natural 20.
Yeah!
The first one.
It's going to be my Halloween costume.
Second one is...
Sexy, sexy.
Sexy, skexy.
17.
17 is not high.
24.
Okay, yeah, so two hits, one of which is a crit.
Let's go ahead and roll the crit damage first.
Nice!
Crit.
I remember Halloween.
Yeah.
15 and 30, so 30 points of force damage on the first one.
Okay.
And nine plus five,
14 points on the second one,
and the crit gets me an additional damage roll
with whatever the hell it's called.
At the bottom of the page.
Savage attacks.
Savage.
This is a tax for a savage attack, right?
When you score a critical hit,
roll one of the dice an additional time.
So it's just making sure it wasn't the specifying weapon.
Yeah, yeah, just as a, it's a nine, so.
Great, another nine damage.
All right, I finished your turn.
And I will use my movement to...
I'm going to track with it this way,
away from the rest of the party.
You got 15 feet on that.
Oh, 15, right, yeah.
It gets you there, because you got it from prone.
So you rush off to the side that finishes your turn.
It does.
All right.
What is he going to get up?
He's going to do 20. He's going to, that's the most he can get with his prone state,. He's going to go up to 20.
He's going to, that's the most he can get
with his prone state, and he's going to go ahead
and bonus action hide behind you.
Me? Yeah.
Me?
Life-threatening things can do that.
And so from your perspective,
you see Otis just run and then vanish.
Almost like Fjord wiped into another door.
Fjord, where'd he go?
No!
No!
Where did I go?
I wanted to kill you!
All righty, that gets us to Zoran's go.
I just realized that the other day.
Zoran's going to do three, four,
and then you can make an athletics check
to climb up the side there with an offhand.
Yeah, succeeds.
Kind of leaps, all in one hand,
other arm just grabs, needs momentum to lift up,
and then lands on top.
Oh, cool. Wow.
Let's go. Whoa.
Do it, Zoran.
We got a Chad here, here he comes.
He's frustrated at the distance.
And the speed.
Yeah, he doesn't have the range for him.
Okay, he throws something?
Come on, man.
That brings us to Caduceus.
How far would I have to run to get within 60 feet of this?
You aren't entirely certain.
That's fair.
Depends on the hypotenuse.
Wow, okay, I think I'm going to,
wow, what am I going to do?
I'm going to
pull to the
left away from the group a little bit more,
or I suppose my right.
I'm so sorry, the map is odd.
Yeah, towards me.
Running forward while running also
towards the edge of the map.
Is that about 60?
That's 30 feet there.
You can try whatever you're going to do and hope.
We'll do the math when it goes.
Man, this is so risky.
Those are the best ones.
Ah!
Yep.
Live it up, Caduceus!
I'm going to try and cast Harm.
Harm, okay.
So.
That's a constitution save? Constitution save.
31.
Oh!
Okay, so that's a save, but still takes a...
Still takes half.
Should I roll just half the dice,
or should I double it and roll the progress?
No, roll in half.
Roll in half the damage.
Because you want to roll all the dice.
Yeah, this is not going to be that great.
It's okay.
At my angle, your dice are very sparkly.
Yeah, yeah.
My angle, too, to be fair.
I think you need to get the fuck off.
I was hoping for that, man.
This is 14d6.
Yeah.
Ooh!
Gee! How does he ever do that?
Why not just do like 10d8?
Why do you never roll luck?
Thank you.
I love it. He shamed me.
I love it.
Is your mustache okay?
Did it fall off?
I think you're good.
Unfortunately.
Unfortunately.
It is moving.
Like, did you color your mustache?
What?
Did you color your mustache?
No, that's just the color of my-
Why is your mustache so dark
and then your beard was so not?
I don't know.
Yeah, it's real strange.
I don't know.
I have these weird patches of different color.
48 points of necrotic damage.
And that also lowers max health.
Got you, good to know.
All right, so half of 48 would be 24, so 24 points of health.
Yeah.
What level spell is that?
That's a sixth.
Yeah, that's a harm.
How much does that lower the?
However much damage you do, it lowers the maximum.
You just did a harm spell?
Yeah. Yeah.
Desperate times, you know, you know.
All right, the finish your go?
Yeah.
At the end of Caduceus's turn,
it's going to use legendary action
to tail strike you, Beauregard,
because you're the one there.
So now it's trying to swat the gnat
on its shoulders from behind.
Sure, Patience Defense is up.
Yes, so disadvantage.
Is that like trying to do this to something?
Yeah.
I imagine it looks really stupid.
Really dumb.
21.
21 is my AC.
It literally rolled two sevens, plus 14.
Or sorry, plus, yeah, plus 14.
Oh good, plus 14.
So you take, for the tail strike,
take 15 points of bludgeoning damage as the tail cracks you across the back
of the shoulders and the neck.
You hear a slight snap of something, a tendon or muscle,
and you're just like,
holding on best you can as wind's just whipping around you.
The cold is now causing your face and arms to go numb,
your abs exposed, usually very good against the weather
right now, are starting to fail.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, that finishes.
Usually very good.
Yasha. It's true.
Hey, Yasha. Yeah?
Look, I'm riding the dragon, do you see me?
Do you see me, Yasha? You look so good.
Thanks, dude.
You're quaking and crying with fear.
Do I look cool, though?
You look so cool, you look so hot.
That was the inner monologue we just heard.
Cree darts up next to you, goes,
I like your idea.
Full of surprises.
Puts her hand up and clutches the red orb
with the other hand and you watch
as she casts harm as well.
I think Cree likes you.
I think Cree is trying to get us both killed.
Succeeds in the safe.
She just keeps running up next to you wherever you go.
Like, leave me alone!
I'm a one wolf wolf pack, come on.
One wolf pack.
There you go.
It's not my joke, but I'm proud of it.
Can't take credit for that one.
What happened to our battle music?
Good roll.
Oh, it did. It crashed, sorry.
It crashed?
I didn't even notice.
Try to match!
I'm doing math, what the fuck?
He's mapping.
Not easy, is it? What, do you guys want me to just wave the damage?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14d6 is all I'm doing.
14d6 is all I'm doing.
Yeah. 56 points damage to half would be 28.
This was a random roll on an encounter table. That's damage to half would be 28.
This was a random roll on an encounter table. Yep. Yep.
Ashley Johnson.
All right, so with that,
you can see now Gelidon starting to look hurt.
Like starting to show some wear and tear.
This dragon was not expecting to suddenly have
an entire group of what is essentially 12 people leap from the snow
and know what they're doing.
She's going to bug out.
Yeah.
Sounds like it.
That brings us to Caleb's turn.
Okay, I will use all of my movement
to get closer to the dragon,
and I have very few spells that can reach that far,
and Fireball is bad for Beauregard's cuticles,
so I will just try slow again.
It's 18, it has to be, for wisdom.
For wisdom?
That is a 20.
Oh, come on, man.
I'm sorry!
Ancient dragons have a lot of saving throw bonuses.
I'm having a blast. You guys are doing great
on this with damage.
All right. So that finishes your go, Caleb. Top is V doing great on this with damage. All right.
So that finishes your go, Caleb.
Top is Veth, Yasha, you're on deck.
How much I can do?
Actually, at the end of Caleb's turn,
it's going to go ahead and do another tail swipe
against you, Beauregard.
Patient defense is still up.
That is going to be...
What's it?
19, that misses.
So the tail actually sweeps over,
and you, feeling it coming,
you dodge out of the way and kick your foot up
and it actually parries it off to the side.
Your foot's a little sore and numb from the impact.
You just hit your funny bone and your whole leg,
but nevertheless, you've managed to kick the tail off
from smashing it against its back.
He could just hit himself in the head.
High five, bitch.
Or self.
All right, now, Veth, what are you doing?
I will run away, and as I'm running away,
I'll just fire behind me blind.
Good play. See if I can hit.
Natural 20.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yes!
Whoa.
Do you walk away slowly as you do it?
A little slow-mo?
Mm-hmm.
It's a good roll.
36 doubled.
Whoa! On the dice?
No, 36, yeah.
Yeah, that'll add the modifier bonus.
So yeah, if it's just the dice, that's 36,
then double it, yeah.
Okay, so that's 72 plus.
That's the stuff.
Wait, I'm sorry.
It was slightly less than that.
Okay.
Because one of these is,
oh wait, no, I haven't done the modifier yet.
So then that's plus six, so it's 72 plus six is 78.
78. Wow.
Yeah.
That's a rogue hit. Damn.
That's a rogue hit.
Well done. And it's a natural 20, so it shoots again. Yep. Whoa! a rogue hit. That's a rogue hit. Well done. And it's a natural 20,
so it shoots again.
Yep. Whoa!
28 to hit.
Yeah, it does damage, so roll another d6 plus there.
Just a one plus six is seven more.
All right, nice.
Seven more damage.
That finishes your turn.
Are you moved?
Running away, I'm going to try to hide behind Fjord.
Where you at, Fjord. Where are you going?
You're a Lightfoot halfling?
You're a Lightfoot halfling?
Yes, I am.
Okay, so you rush behind Fjord
and you see an Otis right there who's like,
I already take it!
I already take it!
You're not my friend!
You go, you go!
No, it's a working twin!
Roll a stealth check to see if you guys
can Tetris stack behind Fjord.
Fjord is a halfling clown car.
Is this stealth dexterity?
Yeah, behind, yeah.
So with advantage?
Yeah.
Here's your cloak.
Okay, we're having a stealth off.
Yep.
29.
You both managed to stack weirdly.
Like I said, it's like the Japanese game show
where they're having to cluster up
to fit through the holes of Tetris.
You're both forming behind Fjord like a tree.
Get your hands off me!
Okay, that finishes your go.
At the end of your turn,
use the last legendary action
to try and hit you one more time.
Okay, disadvantage still.
Mm-hmm.
Natural one.
Oh!
That stance is saving you.
Don't forget, don't forget.
When something you've analyzed misses you with an attack,
you can. Oh, I can do my reaction!
You can. I'm going to do that!
Okay. Right now.
So technically, if you want to spend two more ki points,
you could have hit it twice in the interim.
Don't forget, that's one of the main features.
I'm just going to drag it because it's a dragon.
I know.
Well, I'm going to hit it.
Natural 20!
No! Hell yeah!
What is happening? Hell yeah.
Bring her down! Okay.
Come on, come on.
Big money.
This has to be the record for the bonus game.
Yeah. With 16 plus seven is 21?
23. 23.
It's your staff design.
Can I spend a ki point to do another one
for that last one? Yeah, you can,
because you can take additional reactions.
So the tail missed as you kicked it off.
You actually kick it at one of its joints
and you hear a bone crack.
As the tail pulls back, there's a kink in it.
You actually managed to damage the tail
by kicking it off you last round.
This round, you spend a ki point
to do another reaction, and it misses.
As I see it coming,
I'm going to try and brace my staff in a way
that it'll crack over top of the staff.
Go for it.
Maybe, maybe, no, no, that's not as good as the last time.
16? 16 misses.
18, it would technically be 18, but still misses.
But no, but good call, good call.
Okay.
And don't forget, when you have something analyzed
like that with the shot of ice tricks,
you can do that when they miss you.
All right, cool.
That is now Yasha's go.
Okay, so I'm prone.
You are prone.
Okay, so I will get up.
Okay, that's half your move.
How far?
Would you guys mind moving the camera around
so I can see?
There we go.
Hey.
Nice.
Oh, I can't get all the way over there.
I mean, I can't even.
Here's a question.
Yes.
So if you use your movement,
and then if I were to say also fly,
do you also get that extra movement once you?
You would have to do that first.
That would be first, okay.
Okay, okay.
Well, I can't reach him anyway,
so this is a fun thing to happen.
Her.
Can you just change it to a boy?
No! It would make us really.
No! Okay.
Sorry.
I'm going to, I'm going to.
She has the Nightmare in Ivory and you respect that!
Yes. You're right, you're right, you're right.
Ivory. Yeah.
Okay, I'm going to run over as far as I can to get closer.
Okay. Because.
It's like drag day.
So your movement normally is?
50.
I'll get to you.
15, 16, 20, 25.
That's as close as you can get on your move.
You still have your action and your bonus.
If you want to.
I mean, I can't really do anything. Uh, uh, uh.
Lose your rage if you don't attack?
That's okay, she's got other rages.
I have other rages.
Just make sure you don't go down.
Keep the rage up if you need't attack? That's okay, she's got other rages. I have other rages. Just make sure you don't go down. Keep the rage up if you need to.
Yeah.
I'm just standing out in the middle. Use your spells!
All my spells that I have?
Use your spells.
Just throw something.
That's always worked for you before.
You got two swords.
I'll throw a fucking sword again.
I can't, I mean.
Also with me on the monster that you're throwing at Dory.
You know what? You know what I'm going to do?
What are you going to do? You know what I'm going to do?
What are you going to do? I am going to.
What are you going to do?
Kill Otis.
I'm going to use Radiant Soul.
So I'm going to Banf out my wings.
Wow!
And...
I want to hit it!
But if I do that, I can't throw the sword, obviously. Correct, it's an action to do that, right?
That's okay, this is pretty cool.
I'm going to throw the sword.
I don't want to use this.
I don't want to use this yet. Are you sure? I'm sure, I'm going to throw the cool. I'm going to throw the sword. I don't want to use this. I don't want to use this yet.
I'm sure I'm going to throw the sword.
I'm going to throw the skin gorger.
Okay, so you just chuck it.
Roll an attack with disadvantage.
Did I say it weird? Yeah.
Roll with a disadvantage?
Disadvantage. Of course.
You can reckless if you want to cancel it,
but it's up to you.
This was cocked.
Cocked again, I'm not going to roll that.
Oh.
That is amazing, because that's two ones.
Are you serious? I'm dead serious.
Wow, it's going tonight.
Beauregard.
Oh no.
Oh no!
No, I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that, I'm kidding.
Two ones? I still have Patient Defense. No, no, no! No, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that, I'm kidding.
Two ones?
I still have Patient Defense.
No, you do, you do.
Is double ones on that?
I can't not do something with that.
It's double ones on this.
Yeah, you have to.
You have to.
A double one. You do have to.
Double ones?
Just roll two attack rolls again with disadvantage.
Be perfect yin and yang to your previous double 20s, yeah.
Where were you?
18 and a five.
Plus something? Plus.
What am I adding, I'm sorry?
Adding your attack bonus.
Attack bonus, oh, with the disadvantage one?
Yeah.
13. 13, yeah.
So thankfully, your skin gorger goes wide
and Beauregard, you see it
and you just parry out of the way as it
arcs off and disappears into the snow
somewhere in the distance.
You just want to go on a date, right?
Yes, I do. I'm just trying to look cool like you.
Have worked on that, by the way?
She's got Zilla yelling over it all.
How did the sword hit?
If it had hit, maybe.
Okay. It missed entirely.
No, no, carry on. This is this time.
Technically, it would be a missile weapon,
so if it did hit, she could have maybe caught the sword.
That would have been funny. Oh, that would have been so cool.
That's true. Good to know.
Yeah, but it didn't hit. Right, with the flecked missiles, yeah. Oh, that would have been so cool. That's true. Good to know. Yeah, but it didn't hit. Right, with deflect missiles, yeah.
Okay, that finishes it.
Now Beau and Jester, you are up.
Okay, yeah, I am just going to pummel it some more.
I just slowed weird.
Yep. I'm not sick.
Can't breathe liquid.
I followed that weird. Can't breathe liquid. That's a little weird.
Pop pop.
Okay, that first one is a 22.
That hits.
And you know what?
I might as well Stunning Strike.
Roll damage first.
Lame.
Nine damage.
Nine damage.
Yeah, that is a 32.
That sounds right.
I respect that. That sounds about right.
Yeah.
The second one is a 21 to hit.
It hits as well.
Lord have mercy.
Okay, that's better.
Pull Otis around that thing
and just prison shiv him.
14 damage.
Well, all nine eyes
watch us do it.
And...
Stunning Strike, fuck it.
The blood attacks, and that's where we're like.
That is a 34.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no. Sorry.
Deep breath.
What else do I want to do here? Can I, do I get the sense that she's rearing
for another breath weapon?
You get the sense she's starting
to shift into survival mode.
She was caught off guard and is now
gauging whether or not to fight or flight.
Okay. With your high passive instinct,
I'd say, and your proximity to her,
you can sense the breathing picking up.
You can see the wounds, and just the trajectory
seems to be on that cusp.
It could go either way, you're not sure.
Okay, with that, I'm just going to
bonus action pop pop.
Those are both great.
That is a natural 18 for the first one for 28
with my fists, and then the next one was a 17 for 27.
Go for it.
So I want to do a Legolas and the horse,
you know how he swooped around?
So I want to take my staff and loop it around,
and I'm going to loop around the front of her neck,
and I want to pop a pop as I go by.
Okay, go for it.
So you swing around the dragon of her neck, and I want to pop and pop as I go back. Okay, go for it. So you swing around the dragon's neck,
kicking over and then grabbing onto the edge,
you just impact twice underneath the throat area.
And then throw myself back onto her back.
Okay.
And that damage is going to be?
Tell me a story more about that, please.
Oh lord, that was horrible!
A one and a two!
So that's going to be seven damage
for one and eight damage for the other.
You got it.
So you do manage to swing around,
catch yourself, doesn't quite do as much damage as you hope,
but you manage to land back on the neck.
No worries. Jester?
Looked cool.
Did look cool.
Okay.
I'm going to run forward.
Full movement? But like, yes, my full movement, I'm going to run forward. Full movement?
But like, yes, my full movement,
I'm going to run towards that snowbank
to the left of Fjord, you know?
Don't hide behind me.
No, no, no, no, yeah,
like more hiding behind the spire,
but can I get past the snowbank, or is that my?
You can, but that'll be all of your movement to get there.
Can I see Fjord?
You, from there, barely.
Yeah, I can see it. Barely.
He's three quarters cover, but you have sight, yeah.
Okay.
I'm going to...
Only for you, Fjord.
Whoa. What's happening? On the castle. Ah! At Fjord. Whoa. What's happening?
Onigas heal!
Ah! At Fjord.
What?
And you're going to regain 70 hit points.
What?
I know.
That day, her heart grew three sizes.
She loves me.
All that is gone.
I like to imagine even Gelidon is like,
oh shit.
Everyone on the battlefield stops.
Gelidon's like,
I wish I had somebody to care for me like that.
Wow.
All righty. I am proud of you.
Feels good, doesn't it?
Healer.
Death, whatever.
Well, that softens it a bit.
Yeah. All right, there you go.
That finishes your turn, Jester.
It is now Gelidon's turn.
Let's roll to see if the breath weapon does not come back,
which means approximately, now angrily,
the claws are going to reach back for you.
Two attacks against you.
With disadvantage because you have Patient Defense still.
No, no, because you took your turn.
I didn't. Right, okay.
I did Flurry of Blows instead. That is a 23 to hit.
Uh-huh, that hits.
What are you doing up there?
Okay, probably up until now.
Yeah, this is going to be the one.
This is going to be the one.
20 points of slashing damage from one claw.
Oh boy, here we go. until now. Yeah, this is going to be the one. This is going to be the one. 20 points of slashing damage from one claw.
Oh boy, here we go.
That is a 25 to hit.
Yep.
You take another 16 points of slashing damage.
And what happens is the claw begins to pull
and drag you off the side of the neck,
and as it does, the head pulls back.
And one thing you see is just the teeth in the mouth
open up, these icicles in the back of the throat.
You have this up-close look
at the inside of Gelidon's mouth,
and it is just like this frozen hellscape
with this dull blue glow at the very base of the gullet
before it disappears in the darkness.
And that is going to be a 28 to hit.
You just, last thing you hear is me go,
not again.
You're going to get swallowed?
Oh no.
You're going to get swallowed?
That changes things.
The head can reach that far back?
Did you say it was, is it a bite?
Was I grappled?
No, no, you weren't grappled.
I wasn't grappled.
No. Okay.
I'm narrating the attack.
Okay, okay, you weren't grappled. I wasn't grappled, okay. I'm narrating the attack. Okay, okay, okay.
That is...
17 points of piercing damage,
plus
16 points of cold damage.
How you doing? Where you at?
But she's not swallowed.
No, just horrible. Now you see? Where you at? But she's not swallowed. No, just horrible.
Now you see her chomped into Gelidon's mouth.
You can see it crush into the sides of her body and leg.
For a moment, all you can see is one arm and part of a leg.
Then as the teeth get pulled apart slightly,
you see Beau pushing out of the mouth
and then managing to pull out of the side
and is holding onto the side of Gelidon's head now.
Holding onto her nostril.
There's blood all over her body,
but the blood is now freezing to her
from the sheer cold and proximity of Gelidon's mouth.
I have 17 hit points left.
Just like blood sickles beginning to drop
and freeze off the sides of her arm.
One seven, yeah.
Blood sickle, I haven't used that phrase ever.
Blood sickle. Blood sickle.
I like that.
And Gelidon's going to fly 80 feet that way.
Oh shit.
To escape.
Oh no, we need to go on hot pursuit.
It's okay.
Do we want to go on?
Are we going to?
What are we doing?
I mean, dragon going away, very good.
Going away with you in its mouth, very bad.
Lucien's turn is like, Lucien goes,
ah, well, that's a good turn of fate.
Let him have her.
And he goes and puts the swords onto the side
and is considering this a done battle.
No, no, it is no let her have her.
Then someone go catch her.
I'm going to start running.
We're still on initiative order?
We're still on initiative order here.
With that, Lucien and Tyffial come out of their cover
and begin to put as much distance between the dragon
and them as they can.
So they're going to start moving over this way.
Fucking kill Otis.
I got the dragon, you guys kill the Tomb Tankers.
Love to kill Otis right now.
Fjord, it's your turn.
So the dragon is now quite a distance away
with Beauregard bloody and nearly frozen to its side.
Yeah, that's a real thing.
You're at an incredible pace, and you cast the spell
as a bonus action each of your turns.
So what does Expeditious Retreat do?
Speeds a person up. Yep.
All right. It takes some sort of action
or bonus action to do it.
Yeah, I'll use. It's a bonus action to cast, right?
Yeah. The action?
Yeah, I have Expeditious Retreat at first level,
so if my movement speed is 30
and I cast that as a bonus action,
what does that get me distance-wise?
60 feet.
It just doubles it, like a dash?
It says when you cast the spell,
and then as a bonus action on each of your turns
until the spell ends, yeah, so it gives you a dash.
You'll be able to move an additional 30 feet.
So you could do, if you...
So I could go 90 feet.
You could go 90 feet in one turn, yeah.
I'll do that.
Okay.
That gets you just off the map this way.
That's all of your movement, action, and bonus action.
About how far am I from?
You're about 70 feet.
Wow. About how far?
70 feet away. 70 feet.
Okay.
That's, yeah, that's all my turn.
There's nothing else I can do.
That's action and bonus action.
Yeah. Okay.
Okay, that finishes Fjord's go.
Caduceus.
Fuck.
I'm not fast enough to get there.
Believe in yourself.
I'm going to...
Ever so slightly this way as the battle is now
shifting that direction. Oh no.
You're off the volume.
We do have options, just so everybody knows.
We do. We have options.
You have options? Yeah.
I'm going to run.
I'm going to run in the direction of the dragon.
Okay.
And I assume I am nowhere near 60 feet away.
You're right on the cusp.
You can try something. What do you want to try?
Fuck, if I try it and I fail, we're fucked, is the problem.
Wow.
I'm right on the cusp of 60 feet from Beau.
Feel free to hold.
From the dragon. Beau's a little further.
Beau's.
Then I'm going to fucking hold until I feel comfortable
with the distance between me and Beau.
Okay.
What are you holding?
I'm going to hold heal.
Okay, you got it.
Thank you.
All right, that finishes Caduceus' turn.
Cree is going to go ahead and take a few steps back
towards the others, but also is keeping an eye over there
on the circumstances, kind of like you see keeping
almost a bridge between the two groups.
That finishes Cree's turn.
Caleb.
I'm going to just start bolting towards Beauregard.
I'll use all of my movement in a diagonal line
straight towards Gelidon. Okay.
And as I do, I will rip the catmint out of my pouch and I will throw my hand in a
hucking motion and a spectral frumpkin goes spinning in an arc towards Gelidon, 120 feet, and
turns into a giant cat claw on the way, and I would like to grapple Beauregard off of the dragon.
Okay, go ahead and make an attack on that.
Grasping hand, grasp a huge or small creature
within five feet of it.
If the target, that's if she's an enemy though, right?
If she goes with it.
Target, if she goes with it,
but that's a question for her.
Okay.
Do you go with it or do you fight to stay?
Do you want to be pulled off the dragon?
I don't know what's happening, but yes.
You just see this giant cat claw coming towards you.
I have plans to jump on my turn.
Very good.
Tell me what you want to do.
I'm going to try to envelop you in a hand.
Try it.
Well, it's up to you if it's a roll or not.
Are you allowing it to happen or are you fighting it?
I'll allow it, yeah.
Okay, so without issue, the cat's claw reaches up,
wraps around Beauregard and pulls.
When it pulls, you hear this snapping sound.
The blood that is pouring down Gelidon's neck,
which right now is mostly Beauregard's,
has frozen to Beauregard's hand and arm
and was what was keeping her aloft.
So as the cat's claw pulls, she pulls off
and the actual ice breaks off of your hand.
Your blood is now left behind this print
of frozen dark crimson on the side of his throat,
but you are currently held by the claw.
Okay.
And that's the end of my turn.
That's your turn.
Can't start pulling her back?
I don't think so.
I think on my next turn, I get 60 feet of movement on it.
Exactly.
That brings us to Veth.
Yasha's after that.
I will say to Otis in halfling,
come, help save my friend!
And I will run 30 feet and then 60 feet.
I think that brings me within range
and I will fire a crossbow bolt.
60 feet.
So, okay, so you dash over there.
What's your range on your crossbow?
It's 30 slash 120,
but I have some feet that makes it long range,
not in pose. Sharp shooter, right.
Yeah. So you can go ahead
and take the shot.
Take a shot. Ooh, three.
Goes wide. Damn it.
The open air, too much blue,
and the chaos with Beauregard.
You just shoot angrily and...
I look to see if Otis is following.
Make a persuasion check.
A persuasion check.
16 plus three?
When did I get plus three on persuasion?
I hate to say this, but that's a skill roll, isn't it?
But I'm not exhausted. He doesn't have it.
Fuck yes, never mind! You have the tea?
Yeah. 19.
Okay.
Otis seems to be paying attention.
It is not Otis's turn, but Otis is definitely looking at you,
like, you know, cloak over, like.
Okay. Okay. All right, that finishes your turn you, like, you know, cloak over, like. Okay, okay.
All right, that finishes your turn.
Yasha, you're up.
Okay, so can I see Skingorger anywhere?
You would have to go search it
as lost in a powdered snow in a distance.
That would be like an after combat search.
It'll take you a while to re-find it.
Okay.
Well then.
I'll just start running.
And because I don't think I was hit on this round.
There you go, that's 50 feet there. I will rage.
Okay, bonus action rage.
I can't do anything.
I can't do anything. The Ashley Johnson story.
No, I don't want that to be my story. Flying enemies.
Flying enemies in the bane of melee classes.
I know. I'm just wondering if, oh, oh, oh, wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Yeah.
Okay, I have a large lance.
Yes!
Okay, so I'm just going to try to chuck it.
And reckless.
Oh, I forgot about this lance here.
D&D!
All right.
This eight-foot barbed lance on my back.
No, what is this?
This has been in my inventory the whole time?
I was under those herbs.
I have a whole set of silverware,
apparently, that I carry around with me.
Silverware? Is it a lance or a javelin? Ages ago, like four set of silverware, apparently, that I carry around with me wherever I go.
Is it a lance or a javelin?
Ages ago, like four sets of silverware.
It says large lance. Would that not?
If that doesn't work, I have another idea.
No, I'll allow it, I'll allow it.
So you're doing reckless?
I'm doing reckless.
So that'll make it a straight roll
as opposed to the disadvantage it would be.
Yeah, your turn!
Why not, why not, why not?
I'll do a 20 or a one at this point. Yeah, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is. Why not, why not, why not? You're at 20 or a 1 at this point.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it a 20?
It's a 17.
Okay.
Plus anything?
Plus whatever your attack bonus is.
Oh, my attack bonus?
Yeah, you still get your attack bonus.
Which is my...
Drink modifier.
Drink modifier!
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Okay, 21, 21.
You hit.
Yeah, it's higher than that, you hit.
Okay. So go ahead and roll damage
for the lance as you chuck it,
as you run and just chuck it.
You see it bending in the air as it goes, wobbling.
Hyper-bend to the nerve?
Yeah.
What do I roll for lance?
That's right, because you don't have the lance damage.
Roll for lance.
Go ahead and roll, I think if I saw it earlier, it was a d12, but I'll double check that. That's right, because you don't have the Lance damage. Roll for Lance. Go ahead and roll, I think if I saw it earlier,
it was a d12, but I'll double check that.
That's 12 for a run.
D12.
D12, okay.
Wow, Lance is a thing.
I'll say do not add your strength modifier to it,
just your rage damage, just because you're not,
it's just a little bit of a weird circumstance.
Lance's aren't necessarily meant to be thrown,
but I'm allowing it and I'm just chipping that.
So just roll the d12 and then add your rage damage.
Okay.
How do you want it?
I love that. Sure.
It's not epic.
That would be seven.
Seven. Woo!
Worth it!
Damn. Awesome.
So this sticks into its chest and you see it now.
It gets a good two, three feet in
and it's now just sticking out and then dragging.
All right, does that finish your turn?
Do I get a second hit?
With what?
With my other hit!
You're just in an Olympics moment!
Hold on, I have no fire grenades.
Can I try to just, a grenade?
Nah.
No, you can't.
No.
Next round, not do it right now.
Next round, though.
I just got that after.
No, good call.
I appreciate the negotiation.
I throw my bag.
Fuck you, dragon!
Boom!
No!
Sheen, what the fuck?
I love it.
All right, that finishes Yasha's go.
Beauregard and Jester, you guys are up.
Okay, I'm going to get purchase on the cat paw
a little bit, surf it,
and I enacted my Maelstrom gloves at the top of this.
Exactly, so you still have a 20-foot distance.
So while I'm at this 20-foot distance,
I'm going to with my lightning.
Surfing the lightning.
Yeah, those should both hit.
That is a 20 for the first one and a 23 for the second.
Both hit.
Okay.
You guys ever get that feeling when we're playing
where suddenly you're like,
ah, fuck, I hope this doesn't end.
Yeah. Yeah.
Hold the time. I just had doesn't end. Yeah. Yeah.
Hold the time.
I just have one minute.
Okay, that's okay.
12 for the first one.
All right, 12 damage.
And 10 for the second.
10 for the second, all righty.
22 total.
Yeah, pop pop, why not?
Go for it. Why not?
Wait, you can attack from there?
Yeah, she's got her lightning glove.
She's shadow boxing, and each punch,
a bolt of energy, like electricity, goes.
But she's Beau, Beau, Beau, Beau, Beau.
Fucking Beau, fucking Beauregard,
that's a fucking natural 20!
Yeah!
And a 17.
It is a record, dude.
You guys are rolling crazy in this.
This is nuts. So they both hit
for the natural 20.
That's good, that is a six on that roll,
so 12 plus another six, so 18 damage for the crit.
Nice.
And then for the other one, that's a seven,
so that is 13 damage.
You got it. That's not bad.
This means you have to have the mustache forever. All right. That finish your turn? That's our seven, so that is 13 damage. You got it. That's not bad. This means you have to have
the mustache forever.
All right.
That finish your turn?
That's our lucky charm.
And then... No deal.
Yeah.
How far away am I from Caduceus?
You're probably a good 50 or so feet from him.
55 now? 50 feet now?
Now you would be.
Oh, I'm going to let loose.
Since the claw pulled her away. Yeah, if it feels about right, I'm going to let loose. Since the claw pulled her away.
Yeah, if it feels about right, I'm letting loose then.
Okay.
If it feels about right. You go up 80.
I go up 80. 80?
I was going to drop out of this,
but now I'm going to stay.
No, baby.
Don't let it ride too long.
That was a big spell. I don't have a lot left.
I've got lots of little shit.
You're a dragon.
You're fighting an ancient dragon. You're fighting an ancient dragon,
that's what it's for.
Caduceus, just confirming, 80 is opposed to 70?
Because the spell heals 70?
I was out of six-level spells, so I had to burn myself.
Oh, so you put it up higher?
You got it, okay.
Thanks, dude, I won't die, I promise.
Finish your turn?
Yeah, yeah, I guess so.
As you're like, yeah, Caduceus!
Caduceus, she watches the tail.
Come swinging around from behind Beau.
That is going to be a 28 to hit.
Please t-ball off the cat's butt.
Here we go.
You or the hand?
That is. Well.
I mean, I have her grappled,
but I think the fact that you stood up and surfed on it
kind of fudges that.
Golden teeth.
24 points of bludgeoning damage.
And I would like you to make a strength saving throw.
Sure it's not dex?
Sure, this is about holding on.
That's a two.
With your feet.
So you're going, thanks, Caduceus!
Worm!
And just gets baseball-bedded off.
The cat's claw's just there,
and you see this blue blur,
the streaks go,
and Beau's just full on, like,
up the side.
Which way am I getting flung?
This way. All right.
The tail's swung. Hi, doggie.
You're my favorite customer.
Can I do a reaction feather fall? You can. I will do a reaction feather fall?
You can.
I will do a reaction feather fall.
So you, I mean, just gliding softly through the air
at this odd angle.
I guess I wouldn't get a chance to take my reaction on him.
No, no, no, because he hit me.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm fine, I'm nice.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
That's fucking cool.
So you just, your vision is blurred.
The world is just this kaleidoscope of images,
and suddenly you just softly pillow land in soft snow.
Just do a snow angel.
All right, that finishes your go, Jester.
I guess I'll run forward as much as I can.
All righty.
That puts you... 30, that's as much as I can. All righty. That puts you...
30, that's as close as you can get there on one.
Does it feel about 120 feet?
You don't know.
Um.
Yeah.
I don't know, because Fjord ran 90.
I mean, it's a tricksy.
It looks like it's a little far.
It seems far.
It seems far.
Mm, I don't think I can do it.
It's right on the cusp.
We're not going to try to keep attacking this thing.
If it's going to leave, we're going to let it.
I summon this bitch, we're going to end her.
I love you, Ashley Johnson.
Does she look like she's bleeding a lot?
I don't know, does she?
She looks like she's pretty damn hurt, yeah.
Really?
Pretty damn hurt ain't rough, though.
She's looking rough? You're not very familiar
with dragon anatomy, you're not sure if it's pretty hurt
or pretty hurt or pretty hurt.
You want to try the dimension door inside of it.
No.
Bye!
Most of the blood on it is from other people.
Some of it is, yeah.
What you doing, Jester?
I'm going to...
I'm going to take stock and look around and see if anybody else is around me that's hurt.
Otis is looking a little hurt.
Otis!
This is your chance.
Let me heal you, Otis.
No, no.
So are you just taking stock?
I'm just going to stop running and take stock.
It's now Gelidon's turn.
Gelidon, now absolved of all the recent attacks,
just goes into a full run, a full fly, 160 feet away,
and is just in full flight mode now.
Yeah, you run!
You hear the distant roar echo through the nearby valley
and just watch the image of the white dragon
begin to vanish into the horizon.
And that's where we're going to take a break.
Oh my god, we haven't even taken a break yet.
Nope, nope.
That was a full-on battle I wasn't expecting to happen.
Look at you, yeah.
That was awesome.
Man. Oh my god.
I will admit, I was really hoping
we were going to down that thing.
Banged their white dragon.
We did okay.
We got to see exactly what they can do.
That was a good tactic.
That was really helpful.
Interesting intel came out of that.
Yeah, legendary action.
That's why we're doing that. No, legendary action. No one was surprised.
So, we'll be back here in a few minutes.
We'll take this break, so we'll see you guys here shortly.
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So, as you all stand there, spread about the snow,
spattered with blood and rock, you can see the distant shape of Gelidon,
the Nightmare in Ivory,
vanishing into the horizon of the gray and blue sky.
Beauregard, you slowly pull yourself up
from the soft snow, still not as hurt as you were earlier,
but still just reeling from the final throws
of that dragon battle.
The rest of you take stock of the immediate end
of the conflict, look around.
What do you do?
Giant Cat Hands goes
wiping snow off of your butt.
Thank you.
Just your butt.
Just the butt.
Okay, that was pretty scary. Well, all of it. Off of the boat.
Oh.
Yasha, do you need help finding your little swordy?
If you wouldn't mind.
I can help, hold on, detect magic.
No, it's Skingorger.
Is it not magical? It's still magic.
Skingorger is magical.
Yeah, they're all magical. Thank you.
That is true.
Okay.
I'm just going to walk up. It doesn't take long.
It is buried in the snow.
Like, the way it impacted and landed,
it would have been very difficult to find,
but you do manage to go ahead and metal detect it
out of the powder, so.
I definitely would not have found this without you,
so thank you.
I needed to take my mind off things for a minute.
That's okay. The walk was nice.
Do we want to take a breather here for a little bit? That's no small task.
I think so.
I think it's important to ask a question, though.
Just let her have her?
You were just going to let the dragon go off with our friend.
Is that the arrangement that we have?
Our arrangement didn't necessarily involve
having to save someone.
My goodness.
I seem to be operating under the wrong impression.
Fair enough.
What, don't I like your working towards
our demise every night?
What?
What are you talking about?
I mean.
Look, we can play and dance and continue this masquerade as long as we want. What are you talking about? I mean, look,
we can play and dance and continue this masquerade
as long as we want,
but we've all got things to hide.
I'm just being honest.
No offense.
I have no reason to like you.
You have no reason to like me either.
Right? Fair.
So if it meant our survival or yours,
I'm just going to make a decision in the moment.
I hope you can respect that.
Would you have done the same for me?
Guess it would have depended on the circumstance.
It's a little more complicated for us on our end, but.
Exactly.
You're right, at least on surface level, we are not friends.
But we survived.
A fucking white dragon.
Not to ask you about that, Simzayn.
It's not often they seem to be familiar.
We make friends everywhere we go.
I can tell you are just a bunch of
brining stars in the sky.
Do we need to take a moment to collect ourselves
before we start our day?
I would love to.
Well, we have been going for four hours, so it's all right.
You're a late riser.
So are we taking a moment?
Yeah, I guess so. Yes, please.
All right. So you guys take a moment? Yeah, I guess so. Yes, please. All right.
So you guys take a short rest.
I'll go over to Jester and I'll give her a kiss.
Oh!
Hey, thank you.
Oh!
Oh, well, you know,
anything for my Fjord.
What? I'm mad for her.
Why did that?
I just leave Veth, start hammering in the snow.
That's a thing now?
Did you?
Have you kissed him often?
Um, no.
That was the first time he ever kissed me.
Just now? Just then.
You witnessed it.
That was such an anticlimactic.
Apparently he's mad for me.
And just said it like that?
I guess so. Matter-of-factly?
I know.
Are you still mad for him?
That's amazing.
Yeah, it's pretty great.
Wow.
Are you Steddy's?
I don't know.
Well, you have to define it.
Why?
You have to be upfront with your feelings
and with your status, or else someone else might come in
and try to sweep him off his feet.
Like you?
I could if I wanted to.
I have no doubt about that.
But I'm a married woman.
It's like third year, second year, third year.
Very lanky.
I got you.
That's amazing, exciting for you.
Yeah.
Everyone's finding love.
Yeah.
I'd like to think that it was my advice that did it.
It's all you. Thank you.
How is Otis looking in all this?
Hmm? Otis.
He's actually sitting maybe 10 feet from Lucy
and just on the ground,
looks like he's chewing on a piece of,
could be tree bark, could be old jerky.
It's hard to say.
I mean, most of them are still clustered.
They're much like you guys,
keep to your own, then keep to their own.
Not going to lie, the first time we fought
an ancient white dragon, pretty big for us.
How about you?
That was the first time we fought
an ancient white dragon, correct?
I mean, the rest of them look at each other and,
I've never, never really seen one up close.
Or afar, I've never seen one.
Never seen one.
Yeah.
Handled it well, handled it well.
Zoran's just like,
Didn't keep flying off.
I would've fucking taken his head off.
Puts his maul on the ground.
And it was still flaming and it like,
out in the snow.
It's very impressive. I can tell you, our friend Yasha on the ground and it was still flaming and it like out in the snow.
It's very impressive.
I can tell you, our friend Yasha
was experiencing the same sort of frustration.
Next time, we'll herd it towards you.
It's frustrating.
Yeah. Get this close.
Yeah.
Lucien at at this point, goes,
Ah, see, this is why it was good we worked together.
I mean, if we'd gone on our own,
well, actually, we would've probably not
had a problem with the dragon,
but if you'd gone on your own,
that could have ended very differently.
Good learning.
Thanks for not attacking us while she was also doing it.
You know, thank you for the same.
Yep.
So.
When you're rested and ready,
shall we see if we can finish out the day?
Yes.
Certainly.
Valla's suit, Keep your eyes peeled.
And he continues walking and the rest of them
follow suit and continuing in the direction you were.
As we start moving, I'll walk up over next to Caleb
and as quietly as I can,
but knowing that we're probably being listened to
at any moment, just sort of side-mouth, say,
any complications during that encounter?
You mean new wrinkles?
Mm-hmm.
Nothing that I can ascertain as of yet.
A lot on our plates as it is.
Very true. A lot on our plates as it is.
Fairly true.
All right. One foot in front of the other.
Okay.
Caduceus, and that's a...
Yeah, just Caduceus.
You glance, as everyone's getting leave,
you're holding up the back and you glance behind
and you see the faint shape of something
moving through the snow behind you.
Make a perception check.
It's a dragon.
Boy. Yeah.
Got my eyesight going. 22. Yeah. Got my eyesight going.
Skeletons. 22.
22.
Hard to make out the shape.
It's low enough and consistent enough,
and based on previous discussions,
you gather it's probably Dagen trailing you guys
and trying to keep up best again.
He's just going.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can imagine what he just witnessed.
Do I really want to get paid?
Oh fuck.
We should have a conversation
tonight about how things are going to go.
Nothing scary or nothing, but I don't know.
How are we going to prepare for what's coming?
Feels less like something you prepare for
and more like something you have caveats for.
Rip cords.
What would those be?
If Caleb and I turn on you, you kill us.
Oh, those kinds of rip cords.
I have an idea.
I don't know if it will work,
but I feel like
whatever it is that, you know,
has put a mark on you is pretty evil, right?
It doesn't feel good.
Doesn't feel like anything as of yet.
I'm going to...
walk up next to Caleb and put my hand on his shoulder,
where it is.
Do you want me to try this or do you want?
Yeah, I trust you.
I'm going to try to cast Dispel Evil and Good.
Okay.
Protects you from creatures beyond the material plane.
And there's one called Dismissal,
which can send a creature
that has come from another plane away.
Correct, yeah, I see.
I'm wondering if it can do something like that.
As you reach out and you can see
the faint divine glow around your Traveler's Holy Symbol
begin to swell within your torso and shoulders,
and then shoot through the hand onto his shoulder.
You watch as Caleb, the right side of his arm,
just pulses in this wave,
this almost drifting foam bubble that disperses.
Did it feel like anything?
Did it feel like anything?
Didn't feel like anything, necessarily.
It's pretty cold out here, but that's fine.
We might just start.
We'll find out. Are they watching?
Maybe we'll find out later.
Yeah, are they watching?
Let's get warm.
They're not, at the moment, paying attention.
They're all looking forward.
Okay.
So itchy.
It's still there.
It's a good call, but unfortunately,
a little bit outside the realm of what that spell can affect.
Maybe a...
Worth a shot.
It was a high level.
Thought it had a good chance.
Okay, it's gone.
Don't kick yourself.
Instead of being tailed.
Maybe we should send somebody ahead.
How do you mean?
Well, we don't want to say it out loud,
and you know, if we had somebody,
we could send ahead to civilization
to try and get the word out.
If only one of us could get away for a little bit.
You mean in the open while we're walking?
Yeah, like somebody who really understood the terrain
and knew how to move through it really quickly.
Oh.
Not good at this, I don't know.
No, no, we get it, we get it, we get it, we got it.
Really felt like I was missing the mark there.
Like I could report.
No, no, no.
Like you could send word to him
and say, go on.
Where would we want to see ahead of us?
Where would we want to see ahead of us?
Civilization.
Somewhere to maybe rally people.
Civilization? Is there civilization?
In Aeor? Is that what you're talking about?
Yeah, yeah.
The only thing that would be around there is Essek.
Yeah, there's nothing on the map between A2 and A1.
Essek might be just seeing a person
who's seen what we've seen might be enough
to get them moving.
So send him to Essek?
I don't know, it might get Essek to move.
I feel like the only option there to get him fast
is to polymorph him and try to send him ahead.
Like, I can't teleport him.
He can move fine.
He's fast.
The only reason I think he's going slow
is because we're slow.
I could polymorph him and he could get ahead.
You really want to polymorph him really badly.
Well, I do.
That might be a little obvi, though.
Yeah, need to keep this quiet. And I think he works exclusively for the Empire, You want to polymorph him really badly. Well, I do. That might be a little obvi, though.
Yeah, need to keep this quiet.
And I think he works exclusively for the Empire, right?
No? Who?
No, I don't think so. No?
For both the Dynasty and the Empire?
Yeah, he's... Hardly matters right now.
But yeah, I think both.
Just don't want to send an Empire Guide
to a Dynasty outpost.
Be like, bye!
We can send word ahead.
Just thinking out loud.
Keeping an eye on everything,
making sure it doesn't look like...
I'm trying to keep an eye out.
I know that's impossible.
I understand.
Okay.
Do you guys continue on for the remainder of the day?
We can do it.
Yeah, we're on a path with the inevitable.
Okay. That's not a bad idea.
Pushing forward, you continue on
for the rest of your jaunt eastward.
Eventually, the light of day begins to fade.
Can I wait before we did all that?
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I was asking about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can I at least send a message back to Dagen?
Sure.
Do you have to make noise to send a message
or is it telepathic?
It says verbal components, right?
Yeah, I feel like...
I don't think it's spoken. It's verbal.
It's verbal, it's part of the spell.
Ooh.
Okay.
We can...
Bathroom break?
What?
Do you want to go?
You've been saying how much you need to
go over there and pee in the...
Sure, I'll go pee. Away from us?
We can just plumb, but okay.
In the flat, snowy tundra.
Okay, I'll go stand over here
and kind of sit down in the snow
so it looks like I'm peeing.
I cast Widowgast's Wall of Fire.
Not Widowgast, just Wall of Fire
and make a Curtain of Fire
so that everyone doesn't have to watch Chester pee.
Okay. That's noticeable now. Okay. Not Widowgas, just Wall of Fire and make a Curtain of Fire so that everyone doesn't have to watch Chester pee.
Okay. That's noticeable now.
Okay.
You're peeing, though.
Yeah, I'm totally peeing.
The Tomb Takers do stop and turn,
and there is a brief reaction where,
from their perspective, Fjord's perspective,
it looks like you just incinerated one of your friends.
Tinkle break, tinkle break.
Took a second, but I gathered.
Eyes forward, please.
I'll send a message to Dagen. While I'm, I'm actually going to pee,
just to make it look like I'm talking to myself
while I'm peeing. You got it.
You know, just in case they're watching me.
We have a history in D&D of having characters
talking to things while they're using the bathroom.
So it works out great.
Best conversations.
Could you travel a lot faster?
We're wondering if you could get to
the east side of Aeor
to give a message, give word ahead.
Fuck. Yeah.
Could you pay me before?
No disrespect, but that was a dragon.
Right. Do I remember how much we still owe him? You still owe him 2,000 gold.
Upon arrival at Aeor. owe him 2,000 gold upon arrival at Aeor.
Shit.
2,000 gold.
He's become the $2 kid from better off.
Uh-huh.
Right, right, right, right, right.
Much friendlier than him, but.
Okay, I'll finish peeing
and catch up with the rest of the group.
I don't have that much.
Everything come out okay?
Yep, peed real good.
It's 200 platinum, right? It was an expensive pee, though.
I got that. Oh!
I've got 100 platinum I can toss.
I toss 100 platinum.
You guys got it covered?
Should we hide it and he can pick it up?
Yeah. Yeah.
That's what I imagine.
We just drop it on the path,
but with a note also to say,
to give to Essek, maybe?
This is going to be really hard to do
without being noticed.
Let's just...
Let's just try it.
They're ahead of us.
It's like they're not.
They said they were off ahead of us.
We're just trailing them in the path now, aren't we?
I slide a pan that should.
Just put that red windshield scraper
down in the snow. Plus, I'm constantly drawing
in my sketchbook.
It's not like that's completely out of the ordinary.
So in my sketchbook, I'm going to write a note to Essek
to let him know everything that's going on
and, you know,
and just say why we need his help
and what we're afraid of.
I don't know what the fuck I'm fighting.
You're afraid?
We don't want them to bring back the whole, you know,
city area, the Cognosum,
and there's a demony thing that's out in the Astral Sea.
You're giving them all the down light.
I'm just giving it. I'm just rambling in words.
And then I'm going to rip it off and put it in a little pouch. Okay. In words. And then I'm going to rip it off and put it in a little pouch.
Okay.
Tell him to message you when he gets it.
Message me.
Message me when you get it.
Okay, give me the stuff.
I'll just set it somewhere.
I'm doing this all with a sleight of hand,
so I can try to be subtle about putting it in a little baggie.
Then go ahead and roll sleight of hand for me,
if you don't mind.
Sure.
18.
18, nice.
You drop the bag.
Oh wait, I'm dropping the bag?
I thought I was giving the, sure, I'll drop the bag.
Do you have the money?
Everyone's giving?
I think everybody gave me the money.
Yeah. Okay.
Okay.
So you place the note inside the bag?
Are you handing it off to,
is that just you putting the note in there?
That was just going to be me putting the note in the bag.
Okay, no, I'm clarifying.
I'm not trying to put actions in your.
Okay, I was just putting the note in the bag and then.
I feel pretty solid, you know.
It's a common action to put things in bags.
Yeah.
Roll for bags.
Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Roll for perks.
I'll grab the bag.
Okay.
And the money pouch.
And sleight of handily.
And you're low in the snow,
so it's easier for you to do things with that.
I'm going to just stoop over and retie my boot.
While I'm down there, just tuck it into the snow.
All right. Sleight of hand check.
Okay.
Ooh, terrible.
18. Oh wait, no, I have.
You have reliable talent. Reliable talent, 25.
Ooh, terrible, 25.
You feel pretty confident
that you sufficiently hid that in the snow?
Is he going to find it?
It's Dagen, he can find everything.
He's super tracky.
Literally on our trail.
Oh boy, did we just Fargo all the money?
He'll be fine. Oh yeah.
Campaign three party will find that.
All right, so you continue on.
Heck you mean. With the windshield scraper.
Who's a Sikh? Oh, he's rolling.
He's rolling.
You continue on for the rest of the day.
To be clear, sleight of hand
to make sure they weren't looking, but I wasn't trying to hide it
so that no one would ever find it.
No, I understand that. Okay, okay.
I understand that.
That's just a cursory roll.
Sure, sure, sure.
Sure, sure.
Dusk does come,
and you watch as the Tomb Takers stop their progress.
Turning around, Lucien goes,
All right, we're real close.
So the choice is either we push on,
and I'd say about maybe two, three hours more,
we might make our destination,
or if you're wishing for one more night of comfort,
which isn't a bad thing either. We can take that, too.
I think some in our group are feeling a little peaked.
Better we take it fresh.
Very well.
So.
You're the man with the mansion.
Sure, I just want to find a good spot right here, okay.
All right, with that, you all enter to scatter about your evening of rest.
What would you like to do?
The same thing as last night?
Anybody need any, do we need to call anyone
or send word anywhere?
When we get alone, I will send another message
to Dagen to see if he got it.
Yeah, to expedite this,
so we don't have to role play again the same scenario.
You guys all, they go to, what I assume is the same room
that was prepared the night before.
We're checking to make sure
we got no invisible orbs around us.
No, I'm not doing that.
It's there. Yeah.
I was listening to everything.
I mean, if we find it and Yasha dispels it,
it'll come right back.
Yeah.
You did it three times in one night.
That's a lot.
But dinner is had,
and then eventually you all separate to,
they separate to their chambers
and you guys can separate to yours
or like you did the night before, all cluster in the one.
How would you like that? Let's cluster.
I think we're clustering.
I'm obviously going to be doing sleep monitoring on you two.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Sleep monitor, okay.
Or do we just keep you awake?
No, they need to sleep.
I would like sleep.
Yeah.
I got frozen to the side of a dragon today.
Sure, sure, sure.
We'll just see if you come out of it
with a second merit badge or not.
Any other business to handle
before you sleep for the night?
Before we go to sleep,
I'll just quietly go over to Jester and say,
I have one extra of these.
Got it a while back.
It's supposed to make your sexual experience
very heightened.
I haven't used it yet.
I gave one to my husband, but I have it.
I'm giving it to you.
Just in case. I want your first time to be, you know, memorable.
It's like tiger blood or something, so.
It's just a little bit. It's oil.
I don't know. Where'd you put it?
I think you're supposed to rub it on your bits
or maybe drink it.
I didn't really get instructions.
That's a big difference!
Not this! You're a cleric, you'll figure it out. That's a big difference! No, no!
You're a cleric, you'll figure it out.
It's Essek.
Is there any fine print on the bottle?
DM, is there any instruction?
On the?
There is not.
I think it's for drinking.
I wrote down sex potion, so that means drinking, I think.
We'll see. Great.
Seems safe. Okay. Thanks. I think. We'll see. Great. Seems safe.
Okay. Thanks.
I'm sure I'll need it.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
So you can write sex potion in your inventory.
I'm deleting it from mine.
Can this be used to our benefit.
What are you all listening about?
I'm going to do a commune before we sleep.
Okay.
I was going to ask about Essek, maybe the eyes,
anything else, Dagen, maybe?
I'm going to send a message to Dagen.
Okay.
Actually, hold on one second,
because I can find out if Dagen already got the money.
Oh, okay.
But we might be able to use that third question, though.
Yeah. I mean, yeah.
Or something bigger. That's fair.
Yeah, I'll just send a message to Dagen.
Hey, did you find the pouch?
Are you on your way? How's it going?
You're not just going to take the money and run, right?
I received it.
Don't worry.
Note read, money here.
I mean, it's a long way back, so...
To your friend.
That's what you heard.
Such a good guy.
Such a good guy.
All right.
And you're going to commune, you said?
Yeah, has anyone got a third question?
Yes or no, right?
Yep. Yeah.
Do you drink this potion or?
I think it's topical.
It looks topical, it's very viscous.
What are your questions so far?
Is Essek planning on helping us?
Can the eyes on Beau and Caleb be used against us?
Do the Tomb-takers intend to,
just confirm it, use us as some sort of sacrifice? Yeah.
See if it works.
I'm going for it.
Okay, cast in Commune.
Does Essek plan on helping us at the moment?
As you return to the gentle mind palace
of the Wild Mother, if you will.
Mind Forest.
Mind Forest, yes.
So what was the question one more time? Clarify.
What was the question one more time? Clarify.
At the moment, does Essek plan on helping us?
You see this distant star that twinkles,
and when it does, you feel a sense of safety
and familiarity that would confirm a yes.
Aw.
Can the eyes that have marked Beau and Caleb
be used against us.
The gentle seaside fog thickens
and you're left with a sense of uncertainty.
Okay.
Not very clear.
Do the Tomb Takers plan on sacrificing any of us
once we reach our destination?
There's a pause,
like even her vision is challenged,
but the cold ocean breeze comes through
back into the jungle space where you're sitting
to let you feel like the answer is no.
Mm-hmm.
Kind of no.
Interesting.
Your followers.
Maybe we're vessels.
That's what I got.
Can I try a Commune 2?
Sure.
Okay, I'm going to spend 10 minutes sending a message.
You know, setting up a bunch of little stuff
and just being like, hey, Artie, come here.
I have some questions to ask you.
As you glance over to your left, as you're saying that,
absentmindedly, you look to your left
and he's sitting on the floor next to you and goes,
Yes, Jester, what can I do for you? And you all see him arrive as well and you're saying that, absentmindedly, you look to your left and he's sitting on the floor next to you and goes, Yes, Jester, what can I do for you?
And you all see him arrive as well and you're like,
What the fuck?
Herc, he means a little more direct.
Look at Beau's hand, look at Caleb's shoulder.
Right, that is very curious.
Do you think that's something that we can reverse?
I'm certain there's probably a way.
Is it something at our disposal now?
Probably not.
I mean, look at him.
I don't know where it's from.
It's from the Eyes of Nine, dude.
No, I figured that.
I'm just saying I don't know the scenario
around its connection.
Narchfey, I'm not some omniscient being.
Oh, oh, okay, what do you think?
What do you think?
Is there a way, based on some, I don't know,
knowledge that you have,
do you think there's a way we could use
these markings to our advantage?
Here's the thing.
I have been many places and seen many things,
terrible and wonderful.
This creeps me right out.
Thank you.
I unfortunately don't have much to add.
I'd like to, I will, and I'm watching,
and I'm genuinely a little disturbed
and worried for all of you.
But this is weird.
This is weird. Beyond my Bellowick, sorry.
Okay, well, we're heading into, you know,
the butthole of it all, so really have our back here
because I don't know what Lucien is planning,
but I think it's something really terrible.
Oh, well.
You can suss out what it is he wants of you.
That would be useful.
Yeah.
Wish I could be of more help.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'll be watching.
Did you say the word bailiwick?
Yeah.
Area of expertise.
I know what that's going to be. Yeah.
You all blink in unison and he's gone. Like a forced blink. It's a little odd.
That's interesting.
I don't know, I might have a crazy idea.
We'll see how it goes.
Why don't you tell us what the idea is, Caduceus?
I'm just worried.
I mean, I feel like we're being, you know,
I'm not used to this level of nervousness.
It's really getting to me.
Do charades.
Or write it down and pass it around.
Yeah, I'm terrible at charades
and my handwriting's really bad.
But as some of you know.
Moment of chance.
Sounds like.
So if we have to, can we take the thing we have
and put it somewhere where it really can't be gotten to
anytime soon on a, just like a little.
I can send a thing on its way.
If we have to, pretty quickly.
Yeah, yeah. If you want to give me either my ember back
or the bag with the ember in it,
I could very quickly.
At any moment, do it?
Yeah, I'll give him his M.
You look down and your bag of holding is missing.
Wait, what, wait, what?
Otis. I'm sorry?
Otis.
When he was behind you?
Motherfucker, motherfucker.
Are they still in the tower?
I should have killed that little fucker.
We can send some cats to take it back. Knock on their door.
They might be at the tower.
Get the cat to steal it.
Get the cat to steal it back.
Frumpkin's mission.
Frumpkin's mission impossible.
They might not even be in the tower.
They might be gone.
Oh my god.
Let's go to their rooms.
Wait, no.
Oh my god.
Have the cats go look.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't want another fucking Vesteroth in that situation. Wait, no. Have the cats go look. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We don't want another fucking Vesterrot in that situation.
Toto!
Sprocket!
Mittens!
Don't get Mittens. Mittens is slow as fuck.
I'm running out of the room and shouting,
Down! And going straight down to the bottom,
just in case they left, and heading out the door of the...
Make a perception check. down to the bottom, just in case they left, and heading out the door of the... Reface the Nellies.
Make a perception check.
22.
Shit.
You open the door and you look outside
and there is snowfall.
Not enough to wipe out the fresher series of footprints
that are leading away from the door.
They took it!
Bitch!
They Mighty-Nined us.
They stole our idea.
We could go, we just go after them right now.
I shoot three Eldritch Blasts
into the bottom of the tower,
because nobody will be able to hear me anyway.
I'm like, just setting off explosions.
You hear this kind of heavy impact sounds.
Y'all rush down and see Fjord at the base of the tower,
looking really frustrated.
Footprints!
So.
They're gone.
They can't have been gone long, right?
We've been in the room for 15 minutes.
I'll go check in the room that they were in.
All right, so you go run in the room they were in.
You rush in there and glance, it's empty.
Fucking bitches!
Just take after them, take off after them.
After you guys ate and went to your respective rooms,
it's probably been, I'd say, from travel, sitting, resting,
and getting into a comfortable space,
been about 30 or so minutes.
Did they eat with us before we went to our rooms?
Did they eat with us before we went to our rooms?
They did. Okay, okay, okay.
So 30 minutes since we split off.
Well, Jester, we could do our thing.
We could fly.
Yeah. Like we always do.
God dang it, we used so many spells!
People are exhausted
and slots are down.
That's the other thing, though,
is they're not going to sleep,
which means if we sleep...
Shit.
Sorry.
The slot betrayed you.
It betrayed.
I mean, if we sleep and then fly to catch up.
What? No.
They said we were three or four hours away.
So a few hours away, we could polymorph ourselves
and go after them right now.
We could beat them there.
Maybe.
Okay. Do you guys have enough polymorph
to get us there? We could.
They didn't cover three hours of territory
in a half hour. We could get ahead of them
if we put them almost an hour. Unless they have some tricks
that we don't know about.
They would've done it.
We also, now that we know they're gone,
we can talk in here.
Go, whatever the fastest thing is, do it now.
Polymorph? He's been, yeah.
Should we get ahead of them or should we drop on them?
On them.
And fuck them up and kill them?
I just want the backpack.
Get the bag back?
Wait, wait.
They've got all of our stuff.
I know, but I would say go ahead of them.
Yeah, I was thinking that, too.
But we don't know where they're going to go, exactly.
Is there a way we can follow them?
We know the general vicinity they're going.
We could catch up to them and follow them.
If we demand that bag now, it's a fight.
It's a fight. It could be.
Could be, or we go along.
We're not going to trail behind them
without them knowing we're there.
We might be able to find out
that hidden entrance that they're talking about.
No to her, not to you.
If we were to get there before they did?
I don't have,
tomorrow I could have a spell for that,
but I don't have it now.
Nope.
We could ask the Somnovem.
Ask them what? have it now. Nope. We could ask the Somnovem. Ask them what?
Where it is. You two could?
Because you talk to them now?
I can dream.
Yeah, but you don't know when in a dream.
You could be like four hours into sleep when you dream.
They'd already be there.
We could move.
You guys could carry me or something, I don't know,
while we're moving.
I can carry you. I mean, if we can do that,
then why the fuck couldn't we heal that other time?
Yeah, you can't sleep.
You can't sleep while we're traveling.
I can dream while we're carrying you.
We should get moving and even see if we can see them.
If not, we're flying towards the northwest corner
of Aeor anyway, right?
Yep.
I mean, this could be awkward.
Should turn into giant owls or something
so that we have more vision.
You do have a bead on Trax,
so if somebody wants to take point on that,
you could continue to track them.
Who's got good survival?
Not me.
I've got investigation, but I don't know
if it's that or survival.
Where are you at? Plus five.
Plus five. Five as well.
Survival to follow Trax?
In the wilderness. Survival to follow tracks? In the wilderness.
Survival to keep up with tracks,
or if you're looking for them, and to continue.
Perception, if you are aware where they are, to maintain.
So even just finding tracks is more survival,
but once you know where they are,
then you can use either survival or perception, I'd say.
Oh, okay, so perception would be great.
Both of us are great. Yeah.
Problem is you have no light and it is nighttime.
I didn't even look at the perception.
Rolls would be a disadvantage, just so you know.
Unless we were like eagles or some shit.
Right, unless you're a creature with night vision.
Or I could use a cantrip.
Can I use your goggles?
No. Let us be seen.
If you have the what?
Tracking.
30, 40, we can track you anyway.
I mean, I could. Sure, sure, sure.
We should use light for as long as we can
and then ditch it when we feel like we're getting close.
They'll see us coming. I don't know.
How do we know if we're getting close?
Yeah, they'll see us coming.
We should keep blowing the ground.
We should just fucking be having this conversation
while we follow them.
I assume you guys are moving since you said that.
So you guys are out in the middle of the freezing snow,
tower door closed behind you.
It's cold as fuck, and you're already feeling
like the wind cutting through your thicker outfits,
but you can keep going.
Is it snowing?
It is snowing, yes.
Okay, I'm going to take a long, hard look at the prints
and try to remember how deep they are.
So when we get closer and they're deeper.
It's not a heavy snow, thankfully.
So with expediency, you could catch up,
but within probably an hour or so,
those prints are going to be real hard to find.
Yeah. Okay.
Spin it up.
Half as owls, half riding.
Are we following tracks? We need to be on land.
Yeah. Or are you guys polymorphing into horses or something?
I was going to morph into owls,
and then we could just fly above them.
But it's up to you guys.
No, no, owls are great.
Fly right above the ground so we can see the tracks.
Okay.
Still going to fly speed?
Just fly low to the ground.
But if we can catch up to them without the owls,
then we should save the spell slots.
Also, all perception and everything goes to owl stats,
not your hero stats.
They'll see from us flying, they can use their eyes.
Yeah.
So.
They still need darkvision to be able to not roll disadvantage.
Right.
No, but Caduceus.
My perception will suck, but yours will be good.
But mine will be fine.
But you need these guys.
I have darkvision, too.
Darkvision. Okay, I'll lit up, then.
Your perception's higher than mine, right?
I toss them to Caduceus.
Thank you, I love you. Thanks for healing me.
Make my eyes.
Caduceus is doing the perception checks.
All righty.
All right.
So.
You're going owl.
Otis, god. Who else're going owl.
Who else is going owl?
I should have fucking killed him.
I guess I'll turn myself and...
Passive perception, which is 12 for you, so.
Right to try to kill him.
I'll turn me and Yasha into owls as well.
All right, three night owls, go for it.
The rest of you jump on.
Yeah. So it's three night owls and four of you, The rest of you jump on. Yeah.
So it's three night owls and four of you.
Who's riding on who?
I'm on Caleb.
I'll be on Yasha.
I'll take Yasha as well.
What?
Okay, yeah.
We've already cast Fly, so who are you jumping on?
Whoever.
Ply, yeah.
Split up the clerics.
Yeah, I'm just by myself.
Okay.
I would say probably travel with Veth on Caleb,
just for a height, for a weight scenario.
Okay. With the storm blowing in,
because it is windy, so it's slowing me back a little bit.
But you guys start looking.
So for the first length of this,
what's the speed, the fly speed?
Wait, I don't have anybody on me,
so Fjord could be on me.
Oh, sorry, I thought.
Veth is on Caleb.
Caduceus and Beau are on.
Oh, both of you are on.
So Caduceus should be on Caleb.
So then for the purposes of, oh.
I'll go on Yasha with Beau.
Caduceus, you can go on Caleb solo.
That'll work. I'll do it.
Just from weight distribution, the wind blowing,
it'll slow you down otherwise.
All right.
Okay.
First length of this, go ahead and make a perception check.
Anybody who is watching this, you have darkvision? I do. Go ahead and roll a perception check. Anybody who is watching this, you have darkvision?
I do. Go ahead and roll a perception check.
Roll a perception check.
Natural 19, so 22. You can make one disadvantage
if you want to. Sure.
26. 22.
Nice.
Well, that's a natural one with that disadvantage.
Do I?
If you want to, as eagles, you can.
I'm generally, for this,
I'm taking two people doing the check
as the guiding part of this.
That way, rather, we're doing all rolls
over and over again. Yeah, that makes sense.
So with that, Caduceus,
you have a very solid bead on the tracks.
They're starting to fade from the snowfall,
but you know the direction they're going
and keeping tabs on it.
You guys continue following Caduceus' guidance.
I take it the owls are trying to be stealthy in approach?
Yeah, they're stealthy creatures.
Indeed, so I would like stealth checks
from the three eagles, if you don't mind.
Okay.
Okay.
This one?
All three of the owls.
Brain.
What if we just grab Otis with some claws
and just keep going?
If he hasn't handed it off.
What do we add to that dexterity?
He's got one attached to him anyway, doesn't he?
Four.
Four, okay.
Wouldn't matter, he's got one on his back.
13.
Nine. He's carrying one anyway.
We're not stuck. A backpack?
Big, one of the big things.
Four, still.
Oh, yeah.
Jyn-El. Get one of them.
That's true, just get one.
Plus four? That's true.
As long as we- Plus four on top of?
Plus four to whatever you roll for Jyn-El.
Okay. It's not Yasha's stats,
it's Jyn-El's stats.
Got it, so 10.
And they have two skills, perception and stealth.
They do have a 60-foot speed in there,
so you guys will be able to keep up in half the time.
So for the first length of this,
which is catching up to where they were
when you guys started this journey,
go ahead and roll another perception check
for the two of you and you with a disadvantage, Beauregard,
to see if you can maintain for the second leg.
Oh, wow. Natural 20.
For a total of?
32.
19. 19.
Great. Using my guidance.
Caduceus, you are the eyes of this through and through.
You, about another 20 or so minutes into this,
begin to see them at a distance, through the dark.
They're coming, right over there.
We've got them.
I'd like to, Alice, make one more stealth check
on approach here.
Are we fucking, are we grabbing and going?
Do we have a located object?
Caduceus has a point.
If Otis has one on his backpack,
we don't necessarily need the one that we got.
We just need a Threshold Crack.
Does Otis have one on his backpack?
Otis has got one on his back.
Not Otis. No, the big guy has.
Oh, the big guy.
The big guy? Zoran.
Zoran has the big one on his back, yes.
Carrying a goliath weight is different
than carrying a halfling weight.
We could try and make a swipe for Otis
and then negotiate, but if he doesn't have it,
we don't have any leverage. No.
So he's doing what? Locate what?
It just depends on who has what.
He was asking if there was a Locate Object spell
that anybody had.
Nope. I don't have it.
Tomorrow.
Yeah, I have to make a good guess then.
As we go, I'm going to try to swoop in
and just grab the backpack off of.
If you, do we see it?
See what?
We could see Zoran walking.
You can see Zoran walking with the pack.
Oh, got it.
Like the heavy wrapping he has,
it's kind of leather wrapping around the stone.
We got three eagles, we can make one go for Otis,
one go for the hacker,
and one go for the lightest person.
You see each of them in the group?
You do, yes. Okay.
I'm going to go for Otis.
I rolled a 19 on stealth.
19 on stealth, okay.
13.
13.
10.
10, okay.
Oh boy.
What do I have, what do I have?
What do I have?
Are you going to cancel us? We should just talk.
Wait, wait, we should just talk.
Give him a chance to settle up.
Well, let's grab him first
so we have negotiating leverage.
And fly straight up.
He'll just cancel our polymorph.
Go ahead and just put some perspective here
on where they are situated.
Yeah, that's good.
My butt's getting sweaty.
Zoran on the right. Who's second from the right?
So they have Zoran on the right. Who's second from the right?
So they have Zoran, Lucien, Cree, Otis, and Tyffial right there.
So you all are swooping up.
That's a hard grab.
Of who? Which one?
All of them.
All of them, it's a hard grab.
Lucien can swipe out.
They've got Cree there, they can pounce on us.
Yep.
So we have Fjord on Caduceus.
Caduceus and Veth, you said you're on Caleb?
I'm Giant Owl.
I flopped, so I'm with Beau on Yasha.
Gotcha. How many of them are there?'m with Beau on Yasha. Gotcha.
How many of them are there?
We just turned ourselves into dragons.
Four.
Hit him out of the air like a pinata.
As we get closer, I'm going to cast Mage Hand.
Okay. Just to have it up.
Wait, I thought...
This is just going to go so great.
Who am I on? I'm on Yasha?
You're on Yasha.
Yeah, you are.
Who are you grabbing?
And I am also going to cast See Invisibility for an hour,
just because who fucking knows.
Okay, you got it.
I'm going to just pull out my staff and ready it
so I can do some...
Cool monk shit?
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Beat some heads from the air.
Okay.
I'm readying a spell. Joust!
What are you readying?
Command.
Oh, we should've been ostriches.
You should've been ostriches.
So I can have my joust moment.
The Lhasa routers.
Perfect.
Okay, you're holding Command.
Yasha's got a lance. For what?
Yeah.
Fuck, more. I'm going to go for
sleep.
You're going for, oh, to...
Can you do that or no?
Sleep is its own spell.
Oh, nevermind then.
It's its own thing. Halt.
Halt.
Freeze. I'm going to go for freeze.
Okay.
All right.
Who's your target? All of them. Oh yeah, I go for freeze. Okay. All right. Who's your target?
All of them.
Oh, yeah.
Whoa.
Okay.
All right, so you're doing that.
You got your staff ready.
You are casting Sea Invisibility right now.
Otis is scary.
Yeah.
Yasha, are you doing anything?
I am an owl, so I won't take anything out.
Oh, fair enough. That's right.
I forgot. I was like, I'm going to ready. I'm not going to do anything.
Veth has Mage Hand.
Any type of swoops you want to do, and I can.
Great.
Yeah. Okay.
All right.
Veth, there is your Mage Hand.
And from past experience, that backpack,
the Bag of Holding, how heavy is it?
Is it something a Mage Hand?
The Bag of Holding is maybe like... Or the backpack that the bag of holding, how heavy is it? Is it something a mage hand? The bag of holding is maybe like...
Or the backpack that Otis has.
You're referring to the big thing that Zorah has?
I'm going for the Zoran bag.
No, the thing that Fjord lost.
Oh, that is like a small satchel.
Oh, it wasn't our bag of holding, right?
It was the bag of holding. It was, okay.
Yeah, but the bag of holding is like a little...
And how heavy is it?
Or could a mage hand pick it up?
That, a mage hand could probably pick up, yeah.
Okay.
Just good to know.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, you guys begin to swoop in.
Poof, poof, poof, all this planning.
Are you guys all coming in at this direction at once,
kind of like in a giant squadron swoop line?
No.
I'm going to veer off to the side and try to swoop in,
but I'm on the other side,
because I'm going after Zoran.
So I'm going to try to fly out wide and then swoop in.
If you stagger it, though,
the first will tip off before the other two.
Got to be all at once,
but I'm down for a three-prong approach.
Okay. Yeah.
I'm going to hold a Mage Handgrab
if we miss on the swoop.
Okay.
So, you're going for Zoran.
This way.
You're going for Yasha?
Are you down to? Oh yeah. Who's going for... Yasha, are you down to?
Oh yeah. Who's going for Otis?
You are. I'm going to grab Otis,
his whole person.
And you're a dead metal, right?
And you're going for Zoran.
So we're just following up in the rear?
Like what, are we the second wave?
Don't be a second wave.
If there's a first wave, then they'll go, what?
And see the second wave.
Sure, but we can't both go for Otis at the same time. No, there could be a second wave. If there's a first wave, then they'll go, what? And see the second wave. Sure, but we can't both go for Otis at the same time.
No, there could be a second one, though,
if they succeed on dexterity, right?
First could miss, second could be successful.
Yeah, let's go for Otis. We'll go for Otis second.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, so two for Otis.
Okay.
You all begin to dive in, and as they're walking,
Lucien stops. Oh no.
Turns around.
Are we within 30 feet?
You would be now within 30 feet, yes.
Freeze.
All right.
Come on. All four of them.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
You can do that? Five.
Sorry. Oh, there's five of them?
Right? Yeah, four.
Yeah, there's five. Yeah, one's teeny.
Thank you.
What's the, is it wisdom save?
Wisdom save 18.
Tyffial is frozen, or at least stops in place.
I'm going to mark these here.
I feel like freeze implies don't move.
Yeah, they just hold in place.
They suddenly get cold.
Yeah.
Now they do. Forever. Tyffial hold in place. They suddenly get cold. Yeah. Now they do.
Tyffial stops in place there.
Otis.
Oh boy.
Fails.
Yes! Otis?
Otis fails! Otis sucks.
If they get him, I say,
Lucien succeeds. We we go mailbox batting.
Pre-succeeds.
You get in the feathers and I'll go.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Zoran succeeds.
Got two of them.
Yeah.
One of the targets.
Let's hope it is where we think it is.
And as you're all swooping in at this point,
you see the two of them freeze.
Lucien looks behind and goes,
there is a wave.
Suddenly your vision goes dark.
Your dark vision vanishes around you.
You are riding which eagle? The center one?
Caleb. Caleb.
I'm holding on for dear life anyway.
Caleb. You are now Caleb.
And also the spell, well, no, you had the twin spell,
so you're fine. So both of you,
suddenly traveling at full speed,
you're riding on Caleb in the middle of the air,
going 60 feet per round. Both.
Okay, let's go for a.
And tumble into the snow.
Right there.
All right, while that's happening,
what are you doing, Fjord, on this side here with?
I was going in to grab Zoran's bag.
All right, I need you to go ahead and make either,
this would be an athletics check
with the strength of the eagle.
Strength check, then?
Let the eagle soar.
19.
19.
He fails.
He has a high strength, but he rolled really low.
So you swoop down and swing up,
currently grabbing, and you see him release it.
He doesn't have the ability to hold it back,
and you are now clutching with your eagle,
or the owl claws from both sides,
the large, blue, faintly glowing
threshold crest stone.
Go, go, go, get as far, go away.
Go, keep going.
All right, so that was your action.
So you can't double move,
but that's as far as you can get by swooping in,
grabbing it, and picking up.
That's your round.
Oh shit. The rest of you,
what are you doing?
We're swooping down to Otis.
To Otis? Just going to...
All right, you have your Mage Hand.
What are we going to do?
Well, you are just going to grab Otis's body, correct?
Or? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're all, there are two of your friends in the snow,
I should point out. Yeah, I know, but I don't know.
Do we have enough time to change directions
and change our intent?
If whoever's driving can, yeah.
I mean, this is a dumb eagle over here.
I don't know if...
Well, no, if you, I mean, what are you going to do?
What are you going to do? You're with me, Beau.
We can negotiate.
We're going to continue and get Otis.
Grab Otis. Grab Otis.
It's a plan idea.
That's the plan, stick to the plan.
Who's down, Caleb and Caduceus?
In a heap in the snow.
Caleb's got tricks.
So you guys dart.
Do you have tricks, Caleb, or do you need me?
Down towards Otis.
Yasha, I need you to go ahead and make a strength check
using the strength of the owl.
Okay, what's the strength of the owl?
What's the modifier for that one?
It's just a plus one for the owl.
Plus one, so go ahead and roll a d20 and add a plus one.
Come on.
Oh no.
What is it? It's a two.
So a total of three.
You swoop down and as your claws reach out,
Otis just vanishes into the snow.
But Otis is frozen.
Yeah, he had freeze on him.
Oh, that's true, actually.
Can he make a?
Well, freeze was just a stop in place.
Six seconds. Correct.
The equivalent of?
One round of combat, which we haven't finished yet.
Yeah, the halt.
So do I get an advantage or something?
So yeah, so he just stays there,
even with that low roll, because of the command,
you pick him up.
Thank god.
Then as soon as we grab him,
I'm going to have that Mage Hand
try to pull the bag off of him.
Okay.
I'll put that there, it's fine.
Hard time staying on.
So the Mage Hand goes to pull the bag.
Bag's not on him. Damn it.
Oof.
And the mage hand will just give him wet willy.
Of course you're pulling the bag.
All right.
So that's your go.
I think they're frozen until after my turn. Correct, but we're keeping that in mind.
I'll bet he doesn't have the bag.
We don't have the bag!
Upon hearing that, I jump off of the eagle.
I'm going to do a backflip, three-point landing
off of the eagle. I'm going to do a backflip, three-point landing off of the eagle,
right in between...
Right in between Cree and Zor...
Zoran. Me and...
Zorgan!
You're a housemaid. Zoran.
I am Zorgan of Blackbeard. So you're going to land right here in front of Zoran. I am Zorga. I'm Black Gyrrg.
So you're going to land right here in front of Zoran?
In between Zoran and Cree, if I could.
Roll an acrobatics check.
So try and kick off and make the landing.
Natural 20.
Woo!
Right there between the two of you.
Great.
Can I do anything else?
Yeah, it's your land. What are you going to do?
I'm going to turn around and crack Cree in the face.
Wow.
Okay. Ratchet it up a bit,
Beauregard, in character.
Now, before you roll your attack,
before you roll your attack.
Uh-huh.
Dang it, I pulled the ribbon off.
I'm so stressed, I'm twirling.
Lucien's going to use Blood Curse of the Eyeless on you.
Blood Curse of the Eyeless.
Two of those in one round?
Blood hairy.
He does. One of them was an action,
or him turning and doing a thing, not frozen in place.
Yeah, man.
You guys weren't stealthy.
They saw you coming and you swooped in.
So he takes a little bit of damage on that,
but all of your attacks are at disadvantage.
Okay.
But we can talk.
We can talk.
Yep, well, we could.
We have a big bag of skin now.
We can, whenever anyone who talks starts talking.
Until then. Until then.
Until then, I'm a pop popper, so I'll pop.
Oh my god.
One of those is another natural 20,
but I rolled a disadvantage, which is still a natural 15
for, and this is my quarterstaff, so 27.
27, okay, that hits.
Go ahead and roll damage.
That's good.
14 damage.
Stunning Strike.
14 damage, Stunning Strike.
That is going to be a 12, so Kree is stunned.
Fails, she is stunned.
I'm going to turn around now with my second attack
and crack Zorjbjörn.
I am Zorj!
Also 27, I rolled a 17 and a 15.
Okay.
Can Beau see anything?
We're in pitch dark, right?
Yes, you're in pitch dark.
I'm rolling at disadvantage.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. That is 13 damage. Because I was thinking about what that would do. Stunning Strike. Yes, you're in Pitch Dark. I'm rolling at disadvantage. Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
That is 13 damage.
Because I was thinking about what the hell I'm going to do.
Stunning Strike.
That is a 21.
He saves.
Mm-hmm.
Do I have, who is that right directly in front of me?
Is that Lucien?
Yeah, there's Zoran, Cree, Lucien.
You're five feet away from him, or like, sorry, 10 feet away,
so you'd have to move in if you wanted to.
Do I tell him to move?
Yeah.
Do it!
I'll move in. Okay.
All righty.
Flurry of Blows.
See if I can stun him.
That's not great.
That is a 20,
hang on, 14.
That's 12.
Oh, it's still 26.
Disadvantage.
And that hits. Okay.
Wow.
That's not great.
26.
Does that hit?
Okay, that's 13 damage on the first.
All righty.
Stunning strike.
He's probably got crazy constitution.
Okay. And resistances. No effect.
Second one.
27, another 15.
Damn!
That's rolling real good this session.
That's wild. That needs to stop.
11 points of damage.
11 points of damage, all righty.
Stunning Strike. Stunning Strike.
No effect.
You do extract Aspects.
I do. He has resistance to do extract Aspects. I do.
He has resistance to fire and necrotic damage.
Fire.
Immunity to psychic damage.
Okay, hang on, that's resistance, okay.
Fire and necrotic, and then immunity to psychic?
Mm-hmm.
And is immune to being charmed,
frightened, or stunned.
Wow.
Frightened or stunned.
That's good to know.
Matt built this baddie
with a monk.
Be-de-de-doo!
Fulborica!
Okay. For Borrega!
Okay.
So I pop the two of them, come through, do a nice big cross in a haymaker.
I'm assuming he shrugs it off.
Yep, just like.
And I just say,
were your beds not comfy enough?
It just gives you a tightened glare.
All right.
At this instance, we have to roll initiative.
We've had the pseudo not really surprise round,
reactionary round.
Right.
We do need initiative on this.
Oh! That's bad.
I'm going to use my boots.
Rolled a one.
I did, too. See you later.
I also rolled a one.
I did, too.
We got three ones.
In fact, I got one of the rest of them.
Uh-huh.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh my god.
Ah.
Okay.
So, 25 to 20.
21.
Yeah.
I got nothing, so.
20 to 15.
17.
16.
All right.
What's your dexterity modifier, Caduceus?
My dex, two.
Got it, all right, cool.
So what was it again? It was?
17.
17, Jester?
All right. I'm going forward with 16.
All right.
15 to 10.
Wow. 10 to five.
Nine.
Eight.
Six.
On nine was Yasha?
I'm sorry, I'm ten.
Okay.
So Yasha, Beau.
Yasha, Beau.
Beth.
Beth.
I just said eight.
Beau, what were you?
You were eight?
Nine.
So you were nine.
And then what were you, Beth?
Six, and then Caleb's at the end with like four or something like that.
You rolled a one.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Caleb is the end, I got you.
Fuck.
All right.
I hope someone can talk real purty.
Lucien's up first. After you punched three of them.
Lucien's up first.
Booga-goo-goo.
Lucien, with that glare.
I think a 30 hits you.
Make a constitution saving throw for me.
30.
Shit.
This is probably going to be really bad.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Mm-hmm.
10 total.
As you all swoop around and gather those
who are nearby and can see, you watch as Lucien,
after grinning with a glare, reaches out
and grabs Beauregard by the throat
and lifts her an inch or two off the ground.
Oh boy.
You watch as blood begins to pour from her eyes,
her mouth, her ears, her nose.
Your brain is filled with a searing pain
you have never experienced in your life.
Oh boy.
That's not good.
That's like an insta-death pain or something.
It's not great.
Better not be.
I'll kill him.
Oh man.
That would be weirdly poetic.
Kill your friend for your friend.
A lot of adding.
Still more.
You take 69 points of psychic damage.
Nice. Nice.
What is it again?
69 points of psychic damage.
And he, holding you there, goes,
Is this really how you want this to go?
And just holds her up there.
Your vision is just white searing pain
right now at the moment.
The other hand, he pulls the sword out
and runs the back of it across his stomach,
where the cloak is now open, the heavy fur exposing
his midsection of the loose, low-cut shirt. As it runs the blood, you can see the blade begin to
shimmer with that same weird, glowing, almost iridescent coloration. That's going to end his
turn, as he begins to step back a bit, pulling you with him in this direction.
Kind of walking.
That brings us to Cree's turn.
Cree is stunned, can't do anything,
and just stands there like
holding the middle of her chest
where she took the impacts from you
and is just trying to shake it off.
Caduceus.
Does this last more than a round?
What, the? Blindness.
Am I still blind or am I not blind?
Sorry, you are still blind.
Okay.
When I say blind, you're in pitch darkness.
You see the faint glow of the...
Doesn't Caduceus have the goggles on?
He does.
Did he dispel the goggles? Is that what it was?
The goggles aren't working.
Ah, okay.
So it's not that I'm,
it's just that the goggles aren't working anymore.
Correct, it's just dark night.
So you can still see faint shapes around you
now that you're on the ground and getting up,
or as you're looking in the ground,
but you are looking normal vision and pitch black
and just a faint blue glow of the threshold crest
being carried off by one of the owls.
Okay, I'm going to stand up then,
light the staff so there's something to see.
Staff does not light.
Staff does not light. Staff does not light.
So it's just nothing right now?
No, it's okay.
Well, he popped that spell on me, didn't he?
Yeah, so I guess I'm out for the moment.
I'm going to stand up then.
Yeah. Yes.
Beyond hitting us.
I was hoping that you'd notice that we were trying
to just bring back a sense of balance.
That's a balance.
That's a respectable move, considering
the violation of even tenuous trust.
Trust only goes so far. We got what we wanted.
That finishes your go, Caduceus.
It is now Otis' turn, who is trying to kick off of you.
Make a fucking move.
Fuck, man.
All right, Otis is going to go ahead
and use a bonus action to once again
push his thumb into the crossbow
that he pulls from the side.
It's this big, heavy crossbow.
It fills with this crackling, purplish electricity-like
energy that's arcing across the front of the crossbow
and is going to try and kick off of you.
So he's off of you. She's got him.
So make an athletics.
With owl stats?
To hold on with owl stats.
We might need some owl stats there, Laimie.
Oh yeah, no, no, what?
Well, it's plus one to strength,
so just roll an added plus one.
Okay. Yep.
10.
Kicks off, falls back, and lands in the snow.
Piece of shit.
And is going to start darting in this way.
Cluster in and crossbow at the ready.
Now back towards Lucien.
All right, that finishes Otis' go.
Question, did we take a short rest,
an official short rest?
We did at one point, yes.
We took a short rest after the dragon fight.
Correct, not in the tower, but after the dragon fight. We. Not in the tower, but after the dragon fight.
Well, imagine in the tower,
with this eating and all that stuff, too.
Yeah.
You got a short rest.
Yeah.
It is now Jester, the Fjord, you're on deck.
I mean, I was just flying.
Yeah?
Which direction are you going?
Going to keep flying out this way.
All right.
You got Fjord in tow.
Yeah.
What's your max distance you can go?
60 feet, right?
60 feet.
If you double move, you can go even further, 120.
Or, depends on how,
if you're trying to just make distance or...
I'm just trying to get it at a distance right now.
I'm not going to abandon our friend.
No, distance is good, because if they close,
then we're in rage. Yeah, then we're fucked.
We can talk.
So what are you doing? You going 60 feet,
or are you double moving to a full 120?
Your call.
Why are you nodding?
There's two options there.
I would say 120. Really? Yeah.
Calmer heads can prevail, you're real close.
That's a different story.
Beau's going to die.
We have what they need.
Oh, you do, you guys do.
Yeah.
We can still try and get out of here
if we feel like we want to run.
You can't.
Well, I can try the 120 feet, I guess.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
If I can't cast, I don't know what to do.
You can, you fully can't cast anything?
Nope, I tried to cast a cantrip, nothing.
Like your staff doesn't work?
Nope. No heal,, nothing. Like your staff doesn't work? Nope.
No heal, no nothing.
Whose turn? That finishes your go.
Fjord, you're up.
I will call out.
Are you going full double distance, you said?
Yeah. Okay.
Even further out, 60 or so feet this way. I will call out. Are you going full double distance, you said? Or are you? Yeah. Okay.
Further out, 60 or so feet this way. I will call out,
now who's taking things from whom?
I assume if you need the rest of this,
we should all settle down
and discuss what our options are
as we near the end of our journey.
Wouldn't you agree?
As a retort on your turn,
you hear Lucien shout through the wind and the snow,
Take it if you like.
Here's more where that came from.
We'll just kill your friends
and take a little more time than we anticipated.
Do I believe him?
At this distance, make an insight check with disadvantage,
because you're just going off of voice through the wind.
You have no facial expressions, no physicality.
Can I take an insight check on that as well,
since I'm right there? I'll let you.
Thank you.
It's only a 10. My insides suck.
Yeah, you're too far, too difficult.
I do love a good bluff.
I would say disadvantage on you two for the same reason,
because it is in pitch black for you
beyond the just faint bit of light that's making its way.
Damn it.
19.
19's still pretty good.
You don't feel like he's bluffing.
I'm going to definitely put up my hands and
just try and be nice and chill.
Okay, that finishes Fjord's go.
DM, what did that come from?
Did that come from him not being able to cast magic?
Did that come from when we got zapped out of the air?
Or did I miss, when I ran to the bathroom,
an additional thing done to Caduceus?
When you went to the bathroom.
Sorry, you guys were in the air,
your spell vanished, you landed.
Right.
Caduceus got up and tried to cast magic.
So it was from getting hit out of the air.
It seemed something like that.
You don't know.
The Gloggles stopped working.
So it is now Zoran's turn.
Oh.
You can just take magic from somebody?
Zoran's going to walk over.
Run his hand across the outside of the mace like it's a matchstick, but it's just tiny
little splintered blades. Once again, his blood
scatters across the snow and across the hammerhead, and as it does, flame ignites.
So we can see everything now.
Now you can see there's a little bit of glowing firelight in the area as he swings the maul
right into Beau's stomach.
Oh my god.
That is going to be...
18 to hit. Miss.
So the first swing, you actually pull up your legs,
almost like putting them on Lucien's arm,
and the swing is wide.
As you kick back down, he angrily
follows through with an upswing.
Natural 20.
Oh!
I can't cancel, can I?
You can try.
I'm going to try and cancel it.
Come on, Caddy.
Really? It's a racial trade?
You can't even?
Fuck.
Where are you at, Beau?
Bed.
Okay.
He just took all your magic away?
How did he do that? I don't know. Oh, did he do that? Maybe. He just took all your magic away?
How did he do that?
I don't know. Oh, did he do that?
Maybe it's just for a round?
I hope it is just for a round.
I'm definitely going to be enough.
I'm going to be calling enough.
They don't want surrender, they want victory.
Yeah, they don't care, they're going to kill us.
Take 18 points of bludgeoning damage, Beauregard,
and five points of fire damage from the impact
of the maul.
That's 22 total?
Correct.
That finishes Zoran's turn. Yasha, you're up.
There.
You have the power to dispel the...
I do?
Yeah, I don't have to do that.
You can do that if you want.
You have the power to heal yourself.
If you believe.
Okay.
I'm going to dispel the eagle.
Oh.
I'm not going to go for the bow.
Are you still on me?
Yeah, but I can land.
But I thought we were going to go back and try to get Beau.
Yeah, oh, that too, yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
It's just the stats of the owl are so low.
Ditch it.
Whatever you want.
Fuck, I didn't realize I was next. Okay, okay. People are going to take a swipe at her when you want. Fuck, I didn't realize I was next.
Okay, okay.
People are going to take a swipe at her when you leave.
You grab her and go.
Do you guys even see the pouch on Lucien?
Well, force movement is different from chosen movement.
If you force something out of a range,
it doesn't necessarily trigger an opportunity attack.
It's when something actively moves out.
Okay.
If the bag's not on Otis
and it's not in this big ass bag that we have.
It's definitely on Lucien.
Well, we should be able to see it.
Lucien or Cree, which is why,
because Cree feels like their bag bitch a lot of times.
Okay. What are you doing, Yasha?
I am going to...
They need it for something.
I'm going to try to swoop down and grab Beau
out of that area.
Okay.
Is there anything I can do on my end
to try and grab and will this to happen?
Make your shoulders more...
I will say, because you cannot see in the darkness,
you do not see the owl in the air,
and you have taken so much unexpected damage
in the past round that you are semi-dazed.
So I will say, unfortunately, you cannot aid in this,
but anything's possible.
So as you turn as fast as you can on a dime,
as the owl will go into a swoop, striking down,
I need you to go ahead to make a strength check.
So roll a d20 and add one.
14.
Lucien rolled low.
He's not super strong, if you recall
Molly's physical statistics. I do remember.
You snatch Beauregard out of Lucien's hand,
and as you pull her away this direction,
for the rest of your 60 feet to about there.
Okay.
Now we just got to get Caleb and Caduceus out of there.
There's nothing else I can do as the owl, right?
I can't do my- Your action was to pull her out.
Okay.
That's a great ac-you.
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
That brings us to Beauregard.
You are now being held semi-ragdoll as you recover.
Oh shit, it's me.
Oh god. Do you have a it's me, oh god.
Do you have a potion?
Yes, I do.
I will drown this one that's sitting right here.
It's this plus a thing, right? Plus four?
Yes, 44 plus four.
Okay. You roll the dice
and then add the number of dice that are in the potion. Oh, is that how it is?
Yep.
How cool!
You rolled a dice.
I want a nice little trick.
How long have we had those potion bottles?
2d4 plus two, 4d4 plus four.
Okay, okay, that gives me something.
It's not a lot.
That's how it increments.
But it's something.
Okay, is that your turn, Beauregard?
Can I do anything else?
I mean, if you have anything else to do
while you're being held by an owl.
That was my action.
Patient defense in the owl's grasp.
Could I do that?
If you use a ki point, a bonus action,
because you used your action.
Okay, yeah, I will do that.
Yeah, you can do that.
Since we drink potions as bonus actions.
I'll be on my guard as I hang limply
in the arms of an owl.
We should do that.
In the arms of the angel.
Cut to the back or something.
Ooh.
What are you at? Clutch.
27 points.
That was all I was in on.
Yikes.
Yeah, I was down to 13.
All right.
Tyffial, she now watches Beauregard get pulled off,
looks back and now sees Caduceus and Caleb on the ground.
Caleb still face down in the snow,
just starting to get up off the ground.
Caduceus hands up.
Tyffial goes ahead and pulls out the longsword.
Runs it along her tongue, and as it does,
you can see the red mark across it.
And that same black tendril energy
swirls up it.
He's going to step forward.
Oh boy.
Oh no.
And stepping towards you, Caleb,
you watch as the effect on the sword vanishes.
The what on the sword?
The effect on the sword.
The effect on the sword.
It's like a bubble around it.
Shit. Oh.
Get out of the bubble.
And it's still going to go ahead and strike towards you.
11.
Does not hit. Shitty roll.
But can make three attacks, so.
The first one, you roll out of the way
and into the ground.
The second one is 22.
And I saw just now that his sword went,
when he got close to me. Correct.
So I'm not even going to burn a shield if it hits.
Okay, so you take
nine points of slashing damage.
And the third strike is a 15, no, 16.
Hits, yeah. Hits, all right.
That is going to be 12 points of slashing damage.
Okay.
Lucien is immune to charm.
Does that mean that they all are?
Because they're all a hive mind?
Hard to know.
Probably.
Who knows?
That ends that go.
Caleb, it's your turn.
Oh jeez, I'll get up.
Oh boy. Yeah.
I will move back 15 feet
with the half of the mind movement that is left.
Okay, Tyffial does get an opportunity to attack on you.
Swinging once more, double-handed on the longsword
towards you for, that's going to be a 25 to hit.
Yeah.
You take another 13 points of slashing damage
as you back out of the range.
Okay, and for my action, I'm going to attempt
to polymorph myself into a giant owl.
No idea if I'm out of range or whatever this thing is.
You finish casting the spell.
You begin to cast the spell, I should say.
Where is that? What is going on right now?
He's checking range for Lucien's skullduggery.
His shenanigans.
The spell has no effect.
No effect, not far enough back.
Okay. So there's a bubble around Lucien.
Okay.
Well, you maintain polymorph by swooping in
and swooping over, but anything this way.
He hit an area. Yeah, he did an area.
An area, non-magical field.
Somewhere around there.
Where we were coming from,
because the sword lit up and then it went away.
Yeah, so it's around you.
Probably close, though, because he hit us in the air
and then we tumbled forward.
So I'm going to guess that I'm close to the back of it.
Oh, you backed up into it.
Yeah, you tumbled forward, you backed into the bubble.
Sorry, fog of war, too late.
Next. Well, all right war. Too late. Next.
Well, all right.
So, top of the round is Hush.
Wait, I never went.
You didn't.
You got jumped by Caleb.
Oh, that's right.
Beau, Veth, go.
Right, sorry, my bad.
Veth, what you doing, buddy?
I don't know! Boy.
I'm going to grab a handful of buttons and throw them.
Okay.
And cast
Brenatto's Hypnotic Pattern.
I'm making that up.
I'm centering the spot
pretty close to where Lucien and Otis are,
and it's any creature in a 30-foot cube.
We're about to get mangled.
Okay.
Centered on Lucien?
Well, yeah, so that all five of them are in the cube.
You got it.
So however far back I need to put that so it doesn't hit my are in the cube. You got it. So however far back I need to put that
so it doesn't hit my two friends.
Okay, you got it.
You all watch as this cube of colors swirls,
almost like an oil slick.
You can see the colors and rainbows,
but it's just this rapid spiral in the middle of the air,
except for a odd conical shape
coming out from Lucien right there, about that big.
Wow, that's a big cut. Whoa.
Where the colors just do not evaporate.
Is that visible to all that change in the pattern?
All who is not in the middle of it.
You guys, you both are on the ground,
you can see colors around you,
but from your perspective, it see colors around you. Okay. But from your perspective,
it's hard to specify.
Okay.
You know what?
Have both of you roll insight checks for me,
if you don't mind.
You know what? Intelligence. This'll be intelligence.
This'll be figuring out that, sorry.
Just straight intelligence?
Yep, roll a d20, I do intelligence modifier.
24. 24?
Nine. Nine.
It eludes you, but you immediately pick up
exactly what this is.
This is some sort of an anti-magic cone effect.
So with that being the case, Lucien is going to go ahead.
As I get hacked pieces in this next round.
Lucien? Lucien?
Closest to us.
There's a trio of baddies and he's in that group.
He's in the trio. The medium-sized
figure in the trio. Got it, okay.
Woo-lee!
All right, so that does come back.
Of course it does.
I hate all of this.
I got a bad feeling about this.
You just walk up to Cad?
Just walks up to Caduceus.
Did my spell have no effect on anybody?
Oh, sorry.
Pattern on those two there.
Oh boy, oh boy.
You see Zoran blinks his eyes momentarily.
It's a 16 save. Yes.
Oh, but as a charm effect,
he has advantage against it.
And he blinks it out and then does not seem to be effective.
Does not seem to be.
Advantage Zoran?
Yeah.
Maybe they all have advantage on it,
but they're not immune.
None of them seem to be affected, unfortunately.
Then for my, do I see the pouch on Lucien?
You would have to make a perception check.
Then I will use my bonus action
to make a perception check, or that's an action?
For the sake of all that's going on right now,
and with no light around you, snow falling,
and all this chaos, just a little bit of firelight
from the hammer, it's tough, since you did cast a spell this turn, there just a little bit of firelight from the hammer.
It's tough since you did cast a spell this turn.
I'd say you'd have to wait till your next turn to try it.
Well, then I'll use a bonus action
to just move Mage Hand to follow behind Lucien.
Okay.
Move it 30 feet?
Yeah. Okay, so not quite to him,
but getting in that space.
When Lucien moves, does the cone stay where it was?
You don't know, because the hypnotic pattern.
I think it just happens instantly.
Appears for a moment and then vanishes, so you don't know.
Okay.
Ah!
We've heard this song too many times tonight.
Sorry. Two big combats in one episode, oh my god.
It's going to walk up to you with your hands out
and be like,
It's a gag, a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
It's just business, friend.
My apologies.
But you didn't have to follow.
Oh no.
He puts his hand out towards you.
Taliesin gets killed by his own character.
Oh my god!
That is a...
That is a man going down on himself. Oh my god. 24 to a... That is a man going down on himself.
Oh my god. 24 to hit.
Oh, that hits.
Make a constitution saving throw for me, please.
He's doing the same shit he did to you
that he did to me.
Make the save, goddammit.
Goddammit.
I'm literally starting to go blind.
Make it 19.
19. Which is good for me.
19 succeeds.
So you take instead.
19.
Back to the program.
Oh fuck me!
I'm so glad you made this save.
I already am. 3dm.
He's bluffing, he's got to be bluffing.
Help.
Who's Hail Mary? I have no Hail Mary.
You have to go.
We have a Hail Mary.
Magic's not working.
You don't know. Half of 77 is...
He tried to do a spell on you?
30. 38.
You take 38 points of psychic damage.
38 points of psychic damage.
Ow.
Ow. Ow.
You now have just blood pouring from your face,
your ears, your eyes.
That finishes Lucien's go.
It's now Cree's turn.
Oh god.
Was no longer stunned at the end of your turn, correct?
So she cannot do, well, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Since you did a Patience Defense in that end, so.
Cree can take a turn.
Got to get another cone.
Yeah.
The cone, I think, is a cone.
The cone travels with Lucien.
It does.
Oh, it does?
Yeah. He's like a beholder?
Yeah. I believe so.
Well, because it doesn't make sense for it to stay fixed,
a cone to stay fixed in the snow.
I would just think that it would drop or something, but.
Cree is going to go ahead and cast
Cure Wounds on Lucien.
Yeah, and he is healed up.
We're in a tight spot.
It's not looking great. Help.
I'm just going to go ahead and back around here.
What do we do?
Do we consecrate a fire on Lucien?
Do we talk?
He doesn't seem to be interested in talking.
It's your turn.
I just want to kill.
It's either make a stand or flee.
I mean, it feels like we got to run, right?
Yeah, but we can't, I guess,
Ashley, you can throw Beau on.
See if I can grab another on her back.
That's what I was going to try.
And grab another, yeah.
Yeah. I think I could grab Caleb.
No, no, don't fly in there.
Don't fly in there.
Let's see. Is it my turn?
No, it's my turn, which really fucking sucks.
Yeah, if you fly into that cone, you'll lose.
You'll fly around Lucien.
So yeah, stay on Lucien's back.
He's looking at Caleb right now.
Yeah, Lucien's looking at the cone
is on both of them right now.
Don't fly over there.
Okay.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck, man.
Hmm.
Caduceus doesn't really, didn't understand the cone.
How do we get Beau if...
We avoided the cone.
You swooped down above and grabbed her and took off.
The cone, from what you could see, was this way,
and you came down this way over top of him.
And Beau Re Garber's being held to the side right here.
The older person in the coma's face.
To this side of me, right now.
Yeah.
Well, I saw it, I cast my, I cast my spell.
You got very, I'll say it,
you got very lucky at the angle you swooped in on.
I assume I saw it.
Oh, he was talking about us being in the middle of it.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Getting out of a grapple is an action.
You're not, I'm not grappled, what am I? Getting out of a grapple is an action? You're not.
I'm not grappled, what am I?
You're not technically grappled,
he's just holding your throat.
He's not holding you in place,
he just grabbed you to do a shit ton of psychic damage.
He's holding on, but it's not a huge thing.
So I can try and run away?
You can try.
I'm going to just risk an eternity attack, but he doesn't have you grappled. I can try and run away. You can try.
I'm going to... He's just risking a Trinity attack,
but he doesn't have you grappled.
Yeah, so I'm going to...
Where are you at?
I'm okay.
Okay.
I'm going to try and,
not for long, considering what happened there,
I'm going to try and use,
this is not a spell,
but I have a thing where I can turn invisible.
I'm going to try and do it as my bonus action.
Okay. It does not happen.
Okay, I'm going to try and run towards Caleb.
And at this proximity, at this proximity,
with your ability to, your passive perception,
you can see, while he's holding you and facing you,
the red eye on this side of the chest
is currently glowing brighter than the others,
who are all just faintly glowing.
So there's one eye right here.
Okay.
Okay, I'm just going to try and make a break towards Caleb.
Towards Caleb?
Okay.
You run to Caleb.
I'm going to try and grab Caleb and try and...
Fuck.
I'll do it. Nice.
Yeah, I'm going to grab Caleb,
and I'm going to drag him as far as I can
with what little movement I have left.
Little movement you have left, which direction? Mm.
Liam.
Does Caleb have a feeling about this?
No.
Just go whichever direction you want to go.
Can't go away, man.
Trying to just, just.
This way?
Yeah.
Just, no, no, just like to the, yeah, like.
This way?
Yeah, yeah, like.
That's as far as you can get, unfortunately, because also just to the, yeah, like. This way? Yeah, yeah, like.
That's as far as you can get, unfortunately,
because also pushing him and dragging him out of the way
and forced movement, it reduces you,
your movement by half, so you moved 15 feet
to get this way and maybe 10 feet getting him that way.
Couldn't quite angle it.
That's as far as you could get.
All right, I'm going to, for Hail Mary,
I'm going to try and. Well, you have an action?
I do have an action.
You could use your action to move
and push you both further, it's up to you.
Are you out of it?
I can't tell if you're out of it.
I'm going to try and cast Bless.
Nothing happens. Fuck.
When he walked towards you, he turned to face you
at an angle where Caleb was behind you.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
That finishes your turn, Caduceus?
Okay.
Fuck, I guess so.
All right, it's Otis' go.
Otis, who's over here, is going to go ahead
and getting the crossbow there,
is going to look over towards the owl in the air
and Eldritch Blast.
Eldritch Blast?
Three of them towards you.
Oh, I hate Otis.
That is 20 to hit.
Yeah.
16? No.
My t-shirt is the game today.
This is against the Owl's AC.
Oh, I don't know the Owl's AC.
It's 19. Your t-shirt is all over.
Oh, 17 is the Owl's AC.
So 16 didn't miss.
Okay.
The other one, however, is a natural 20.
I do.
Okay. Can I make it harder? No. Okay. No other one, however, is a natural 20. I do. Okay.
Did I make it harder?
No.
So from the two hits,
you take seven points of force damage,
and then 10 points of force damage.
With each of these blasts,
you feel this energy sucking you backward.
With each hit, you're pulled 10 feet back.
Son of a. Is that a thing?
Fucking.
It's an Eldritch Invocation.
You can tractor beam?
Yep. Yeah, there's a tractor beam.
Because it was a cantrip, as a bonus action,
you can attack with the Mystic Frenzy ability,
which means he gets one more.
After releasing the Eldritch Blast, goes
and fires the crossbow as a bonus action towards you.
These bitches aren't playing around.
That is a... Goddamn it.
Did you already do the natural 20?
Yes, it didn't enroll that great on the die.
Okay. It's Eldritch Blast,
so it's a 10.
That is a 27 to hit.
Mother of a bitch. Yeah.
You take
11 points of piercing damage
and six points of lightning damage.
Okay.
So how many hit points?
You're no longer a dying owl.
Yeah, there's no point.
You would have turned after the,
well, yeah, after that hit,
you would have turned back into it.
Goddamn it.
You all, you weren't that high up
because you were pulled closer to the ground with each hit,
and you all fall and land in the snow, no longer in Eagle.
Oh shit. Fuck.
Shit, we are in the shit.
We got to get out of here.
We just lost another owl.
Yeah.
That brings us to Jester's turn.
Got to get out of here some way. Jester and Fjord.
I got to get out of here.
I got to get out of here.
I have a thing,
but I am terrified to do it for fear of my other friends.
And nevermind,
because I already did a seventh level spell today.
Mm-hmm. Is that me? I already did a seventh-level spell today.
Mm-hmm.
Is that me?
No, I did my sixth-level spell, healing you.
So this takes this out of commission.
Never mind. How is this harder
than the ancient dragon?
It tracks. You move too fast, man.
Same day? Yeah.
Yeah, same day. Same day.
Fuck, man.
This is the Raishan fight after the Thordak fight?
Oh my god, the charade.
Oh, fuck.
You don't have anything like an expeditious retreat
in your back pocket?
I have some things, but...
Not in a non-magic cone?
Right.
Everything I was going to do just changed
when another owl fell out of the sky.
What do I...
I can't cast spells as an owl.
No. Nope.
You can hoot, though.
You could drop it, I guess.
Is that an action?
Try and fly someone out?
Dropping it is not a character.
No, dropping that's nothing.
Dropping it doesn't take an action at all.
You could move your eagle's move back 60 feet
if you wanted to try and get back in the frame.
That's up to you.
I mean, we can all run.
Well, I mean, if you...
Like, just run fast.
Well, you said you have expeditious,
you have stuff, but you can't.
No, I do not have expeditious, well, I mean, you don't know.
No, I don't have that spell prepared.
I had ideas, not expeditious retreat.
Well, if you have ideas,
and we can get you out of the non-magical,
oh, no, never mind.
You could run out of it.
No, yes, maybe.
For how long?
And then when you're out of it, do a spell.
You know? Yes, that's the first you're out of it, do a spell. You know?
Yes, that's the first part of any idea I have.
Any idea I have starts with dragging Caduceus
or me running out of the cone.
That's the first part of anything.
Well, Jester, Fjord, what are you guys doing?
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Let's get this TPK going, come on.
Horrible.
Can we zoom in a little bit?
I can't see anything.
We get a new angle on the screen?
Sorry, if I knew this was going to be this long,
I would've just put another snow thing down
just to have a better texture,
so we're just getting tabletop here.
Makes it creepier.
Ah, yeah, there we go. It's creepier.
I guess it is nighttime.
Night. That's true.
I can't see shit.
I guess I'm going to fly in 60 feet.
All right, you just around 60 feet,
get you approximately back at this place
on the battlefield. You're still fucked up, right?
Mm-hmm.
Everybody's still fucked.
What if...
What if we let them take it?
They're going to take it anyway.
And then... Yeah, now they're having fun.
They're going to take it anyway.
We'll just go...
Now they're just here to kill.
Okay, good boy. What is that thing in the middle,
the little clear thing that's...
That's his hand.
His hand.
Whose hand?
My hand. His magic hand.
Mage hand.
I can't...
If I dove in and tried to grab Beau,
I wouldn't be able to get back out, right?
That would get me...
It seems like the people at the con. I'd have to use another action.
I'm just going to stay where I am
and hopefully Fjord will do something.
So you're not going to move any closer?
You're going to stay where you are?
I flew in 60 feet.
Right, but you still have your action,
which you can use to dash and move more,
or you can stay put. Right.
You guys are still our only potential Hail Mary
with the threshold crest.
I know, but I don't know what to do with it.
We just have to get out.
I know.
So it might be, yeah, I don't think that's a bad instinct
is what I'm saying.
To stay?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm just gonna.
I mean, I just don't know if you'd get out without us.
Can you, how far can you attack from?
That's what I'm saying.
How close do you have to be?
To attack?
Yeah.
I mean, I've got Eldritch Blast.
I can shoot from a mile away, but I'm just hitting people.
Well, try to hit some people, at least,
so we're not just doing nothing.
Are you staying put or are you moving?
I'm staying where I am.
Okay.
Yeah, but hitting people doesn't do anything.
I need to move people.
Make your choice or we're going to lose the rest of the round.
Are you moving or are you staying?
I made my choice, I'm staying. Okay, you're staying.
All right, Fjord, what are you doing?
I'll take my 60 seconds to think.
On top of the two minutes that I had.
Wasn't my turn.
Respect, respect.
While he's thinking, what's the order?
It's Fjord, then what, then what?
Then who, then who? Fjord, Zoran.
Yeah. Yasha, Beau, Veth,
Tyffial, then you, then Lucien.
So I can just chill and die.
Fjord, then Zoran?
Yeah. Correct.
And where's Otis?
Otis is after Caduceus.
Otis is, no, Otis already went after Caduceus, yeah.
The 2020 Fjord Zoran.
Can you show me what a 30-foot distance is
from where I am into the melee?
He's immune to chalk.
Because I don't see any squares.
He's immune to spells,
but he does have legendary resistances, right?
Yeah.
30 feet, about.
Wait, no, he has legendary actions.
Oh, gotcha, okay.
We don't know if he has the resistances or not.
Well, he saved from...
That's how far the cone goes?
No, that's 30 feet from where he used the legendary action.
You guys don't know how far the cone goes.
You just know the shape of it.
We saw him use a legendary action.
Yeah. That was it?
That was 30 feet?
But not a legendary resistance.
We haven't seen that yet.
I'm going to use my... I know. I'm going to go in on foot, 30 feet? But not a legendary resistance. We haven't seen that yet. I'm going to use my...
I know.
I'm going to go in on foot, 30 feet.
No, no, 30 feet won't get me close enough.
I'm going to...
Do you want Jester to carry you closer?
I mean, I can, I've got movement.
You can, you know, hi-yah me if you want.
Oh yeah, you want to get me within 30 feet?
Sure. Do it.
We've got to move right after each other,
so it makes sense.
You can get right there if you want to
keep it not too close. Sure.
Are you jumping off or are you just?
Yeah, I'm getting off.
All right, so you jump off about there.
Can I use the rest of my movement to back up?
If you want to.
Yep. Get back want to. Yep. Get back about there.
Sure.
I just want to, yeah, I want to be far away from Lucien.
Okay.
I'm going to use my bonus action
to channel Divinity, Fury of the Tides.
I'm going to walk up to this side of Lucien,
and I'm going to take two swings at him with Starlight.
That's not Lucien, that's Tyffial.
Oh. He's over here.
Well, that changes shit.
I saw a bright coat.
I thought that was Lucien.
Sorry, there you go, that's the break.
And he's, oh fuck me.
So the cone's facing this way?
You assumed it was facing somewhere in the direction
that he was facing when he came over towards Caduceus.
Yeah, wherever his eyes are.
As if real life wasn't giving me enough panic attacks.
This is awesome.
We had to come here to manufacture a faux pan doing this.
You don't know. This is real.
You might be standing in it right now.
The only thing that gave you any indication
was that hypnotic pattern.
That one flash of energy gave you a momentary view
of the area of negative space
where the magic could not penetrate.
Beyond that, it's guesswork.
Fuck.
Need a Hail Mary.
Cut off the head of the snake.
Yeah, all right.
I will, I'm going to cast,
none of this is good.
I'm going to cast Far Step with my bonus action.
Okay. And I'm going to appear
on the opposite side of Lucien.
Okay, so from over here you mean?
Yeah, I'll walk however close I need to BAMF
60 feet on the opposite side of Lucien.
You are on the opposite side of Lucien.
And I am going to grapple or hit.
Grapple or hit.
Grapple or hit.
Where is that shit?
What are you doing, buddy?
I'm going to hit two swings, Star Razor.
Okay. He's going to go ahead swings, Star Razor. Okay.
He's going to go ahead and use his reaction
to use Blood Curse of the Eyeless.
No, no, no.
Take some damage on that.
There you are.
And all of your attacks have disadvantage.
Boy, that is unfortunate.
Six plus 13.
That's 19 to hit.
Misses.
Damn it.
That is 11.
24 to hit.
24 hits.
Okay.
Lucien?
Mm-hmm.
All right, that's good.
Plus eight, 17.
He's not cursed in any way.
Yeah, 17 points of force damage.
Okay.
That's your attack? That is my turn.
Okay, end of your turn,
he's going to use Legendary Action to take a swing at you
with one of his scimitars. Just, end of your turn, he's going to use legendary action to take a swing at you. Okay.
With one of his scimitars.
Just like, not even looking at you,
just like strikes behind.
Fuck, man.
That is going to be a 20 to hit.
Hits.
That hits, okay.
I'm just playing as a hell-married boy.
You take...
Yours is, or is it? 14 points of slash damage and 10 points of psychic damage from the strike.
Also, as the slice cuts through your chest, you watch as the blood suddenly glows red and the
symbol, this arcane symbol burns into your chest beneath the armor. It glows through for a minute
and you're just like, ah, and you feel this searing sensation in your chest
and the glow is just staying there through the armor.
You've been branded or marked in some way.
Cool. Cool, cool.
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Good stuff. Going great.
So that's your turn, Fjord? Mm-hmm.
All right.
Zoran's going to go ahead and move over to here to flank.
We're trying to just get out of here. We got to get the to here to flank. We're trying to just get out of here.
We got to get the fuck out of here.
Fjord can get out of here.
He's flanking with Lucien.
Fjord can bamf.
Yeah, that's 27.
I mean, he'll produce this and...
Does he have night vision?
He doesn't need it.
Fuck.
Trying everything.
I know, I know.
Trying fucking everything.
The first one hits, second one is a 19.
That is my armor class.
So it does hit, all right.
Fuck.
So you take 11 points of bludgeoning damage
plus four points of fire.
Okay.
And 13 points of bludgeoning damage
and two points of fire.
Okay.
That's Zoran's go.
He's going to Action Surge.
Is the battlefield still semi-illuminated by flame?
Yes, a little bit by around them.
In my Star Razor's board.
Zoran's going to Action Surge,
and he's going to go ahead and strike against you
two more times with advantage.
That hits.
And yeah, they both hit.
I forgot to roll a d12s.
He takes, oh, it's nine.
This is Fubar, this is Fubar.
He takes 13 points of radiant damage.
Good. Stay cool.
In those first two.
We got this.
We got this.
He takes 13 points of radiant damage
and I will teleport 15 feet away.
Hell yes. Oh shit.
Hell yes.
Where you going? I will
make them chase me.
Yasha, how fast are you? That way?
You're fast too, right? 50?
Fast, 50 feet.
Who took damage? We can help you.
Drag these slowpoke.
Travis, so really, let's say those first two hit,
because I would have teleported after the first one,
so maybe the action surge you want to bring back,
or do you want to have him come to me
and use the action surge?
I don't know if he has enough movement to do that.
Okay.
But yeah, you can maybe go.
He's going to come in and do the two.
So those both still hit.
Damage to the big guy?
So that's still nine points of bludgeoning.
They wouldn't have had advantage anymore.
Caleb or Caduceus, either or.
That's true. Thank you.
So good call on that.
So rerolling those attacks, that hits.
That is a 17, which I think misses.
It does miss.
So you take 15 points of bludgeoning damage
and one point of fire damage.
Cool, he takes another nine points of radiant damage
and I will teleport another 15 feet away from him.
That's tight.
Kind of tight.
I wanted Lucien's eye, though.
Probably should specify in that, I'm pretty sure the...
Is it only a one-time thing?
I think the teleport away is like...
In addition, whenever a creature within five feet
hits you with a melee attack, the sword bursts,
1d12 radiant damage to the attacker.
You can use your reaction, it only happens once.
That's what I was going to say. There's a limitation.
So you do it once.
Those, but we want to get them like this way.
That finishes Zoran's go.
Because the cone is...
Yasha, you're up with Beau.
That way.
Okay.
Does he have that fucking pouch or not?
Is it Yasha and Beau?
No, she goes first, right?
Yeah, Yasha, you're up first.
Does anybody look to see if it's on Lucien?
I can't waste a whole action looking. Okay, so we don't know where the cone is. Is it Yasha on both? No, she goes first, right? Yeah, Yasha, you're up first. Does anybody look to see if it's on Lucien?
I can't waste a whole action looking.
Okay, so we don't know where the cone.
It would be an action to see if the Bag of Holding
is hanging off of Lucien anymore.
In this darkness, in this chaos, yeah.
I would...
Well, continue.
Listen, we'd love out of this fight.
Trust me.
All right, Yasha, you're up.
Oh boy.
Haven't gotten one of those in a while.
What was that?
What was that?
That's Matt being worried for us as friends.
Absolutely.
Okay, okay, okay.
The cone is basically his eyeline.
His eyeline. Yeah. It's wherever his eyeballs are facing.
But I wonder if I grab Caleb.
You can't physically grab anything.
It's just magic.
Let's cast Cutthroat.
Yeah, and just drag his ass.
Are my...
Muscles magic?
They're very, they're so magical.
The Winx. Yes? Magic? They're very, they're so magical. The wings.
Yes?
Is that magical or is that just a part of who I am?
You don't know.
It's something to find out.
The wings, is that what you're saying?
Yeah.
How do they feel?
Okay.
I mean, I guess if they go away,
you still have your legs.
They go away, they go away.
Yeah. Okay, so.
You would say they are built of divine energy.
Which might inform a little bit.
Shit.
That means that's probably, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
How far am I?
I'm so sorry, this is so stressful.
How far am I to Caleb and Caduceus?
You're about 30 feet from Caleb.
Okay.
I am going to run over to Caleb. Okay. I am going to
run over to Caleb.
Okay.
So that's 30 feet?
That's all I got so far.
Give me a second.
Okay, so from there.
Shit.
Ooh, I'm going to just bamf out my wings
and try to grab him and fly away and see what happens.
This is so stupid.
Where we are is no good. Where we are is no good.
Where we are is still no good
because you already tried it.
Yep.
Okay.
You might be just out of it now, though.
You're five feet further.
I'm five feet further, so.
Yeah, yeah, you are technically a hair further.
To do this, are you doing it or not?
No, you already, I feel like you gave me a clue.
No, I was answering your question.
Just do it. If you're going to do something, actually do it. It's D&D, me a clue. No, I was answering your question. Just do it.
You're going to do something magical.
It's D&D, make a choice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's all right.
If it's a TPK, it is fucking amazing.
All right, the wings are coming out.
They emerge,
brightening the space around you.
You appear to be on the outskirts of this area.
You are five feet in the clear.
Yeah. Oh my god.
And you have Caleb there.
It's your action to do that,
so you still have 20 feet of movement.
Because you have flight, I'll say I'll add an additional
30 feet of movement with your wings if you want to.
So you have 50 feet of movement with your wings.
Okay, so I will grab him, I will grab Caleb,
and just towards this way,
Jester, Eagle, or Owl, and yeah.
That'll get you about there.
Okay, and still just floaties.
Floaties with Caleb. Correct.
Oh shit, that changes everything.
Does it? Is it bad?
It doesn't matter.
We got this, we got this!
Don't lose hope, man!
I just have to think of new ideas.
Caduceus is a lost cause, let's go.
No, we did that already.
That happened in episode 20-something.
That's you right there.
All right, that finishes Yasha's go.
Beau, what are you doing?
Okay, I am jogging over.
Don't, don't, don't.
Don't go too far away.
I'm going to go get Caduceus, calm down!
I am going to move, I just want to move
kind of over here in this pocket,
like in this angle, not too close.
I want to be 30 feet away from, to go here-ish.
Does that, you see? To where, here?
Yeah, yeah.
You have six hit points, what are you doing?
I don't have six hit points, calm down, I'm going to go right here.
Nobody's calm. In between them, right there?
Yes. Oh my god.
What?
Wait, wait, wait, no.
Wait a minute!
I want to go back a little.
Am I 30 feet away from
Lucien?
This is Tyffial.
I know.
No, you are more than 30 feet.
I want to move here, kind of beside Tyffial, and would that maybe put me within-ish 30 feet? Oh yeah, you are more than 30 feet. I want to move here, kind of beside Tyffial,
and would that maybe put me within-ish 30 feet?
Oh yeah, you'd be within 30 feet over here.
That's what I want, that's what I want.
Okay.
And I want to take out my Belabor,
aiming it towards Mollymauk, and I'm going to-
Or Lucien. Lucien, yeah.
Right, purple guy, purple guy. Purple guy.
And I'm going to take my staff
and I want to expend one of the charges
to do my big, I'm going to spin it overhead
as I gather energy and I'm going to sweep it
in a big arc towards him.
And I want to do my,
well, it doesn't have an ability.
I want to send an arc towards Lucien.
Okay.
Anyone within five feet of him
have to make a DC 15 strength saving throw.
Okay.
So Lucien and Cree will be hit by this.
Great.
All right, so Lucien
does not succeed in the saving throw.
Okay. He'll use a legendary resistance to succeed on the saving throw.
Okay.
We'll use a Legendary Resistance to succeed.
He has them, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
And then Cree makes your save.
Okay.
One or three, or two, three.
Okay.
Gets them back with a short rest, I imagine.
Well, I guess they suffer half damage still
of 3d8 force damage.
Okay.
I think short rest brought back the legendary actions.
He only used one before anyway, so.
Oh, one or two, yeah, he used one.
Okay.
What is that, two, eight, nine, 10?
16 force, or no, so that's 16 total halved.
Okay. So eight force damage.
Eight to both, you got it.
So you're attacking Lucy?
So they both blasted back a little bit.
I was trying to push them back 15 feet, and it didn't work.
He failed and then saved, and then she saved.
So that's your action.
You moved about, from where you were, 15 feet.
Great. So you still have
the rest of your movement.
Can I do Step of the Wind,
grab Caduceus, and start dragging his ass back?
Sure, we'll say it's 20 feet to get to him.
Yep. So it's 15, 20,
so it's 35 feet you've used,
how much more movement do you have?
And then Step of the Wind for my bonus action?
Correct, how much more movement do you have
before Step of the Wind?
Oh, well, at 50 feet total.
All right, so 15 feet, you move him back that far,
and then you can use Step of the Wind
to move him another 25 feet.
Let's do it.
Okay, that'll get you about there.
We're at least all together now.
Yes. Okay, okay.
Now, that's...
Until Lucien turns towards.
That's it, but we're all together now,
so whatever the fuck we need to do,
if we need to bamf back to your house.
Well, you're all together except for Fjord.
Yeah, Fjord's in the thick of it.
Fjord is on the other side of the field, but.
Fuck!
Just do it. Fuck!
Do it.
Numbers, numbers do it.
I'm done, I'm done, that's my turn.
I've got everybody there, that's all I got.
We can't get everybody home.
I don't have a six-level spell anymore.
I can't do it.
So the most we can get is six people out with Caduceus.
Fjord can just run. The most we can get is six people out with Caduceus.
Or we can just run.
If they don't chase. They will chase, but.
Yeah.
But we got three people on foot.
Even if we were to damn Fjord to die,
we have three people on foot.
We can both polymorph somebody.
Well, you can polymorph somebody.
We can polymorph from polymorph.
I can one, me or one of them to pick one of them, maybe.
Me and Beau are super fast.
I could honestly move at competitive speed
towards the owls.
I have 50 feet of movement.
Well, regardless, Veth, it's your turn.
It's my turn? Yeah.
What happened to Caleb?
Caleb is at the end. Caleb is last.
Oh, really? Oh, that's right.
It flipped last. Well, it's Tyffial
and then it's Caleb.
Shit, shit.
What's your wing speed?
Do you have anything to Dimension Door?
Do your, but I have 50. Okay, okay.
If I'm on the ground, I can, I have 50.
I'm so useless in this fight.
He can still bamf. I can't move anyone,
I can't heal anyone. He can still bamf.
We just need to fucking go.
Yeah, I can run, but as soon as he turns his head,
we're fucked.
Is it a concentration?
Should I try to break his concentration
by just hitting him?
Hit him in the head.
Shoot him in the head.
I don't think we fucking run.
I don't think you can break it.
It's in his tattoo.
Yeah, I don't know that, though.
I think we fucking run.
Yeah, I hit him once, and I don't think it broke it.
You did hit him?
I did hit him, but. How did you work it out?
I technically just hit him with 3d8.
Abilities. Okay.
So yeah, I think we just fucking run.
I will definitely be saying run, run, run.
What you doing, Veth?
I mean, I can still run after I try something,
so I will do that.
I will, he's got legendary resistances.
Fuck!
I'll try Phantasmal Force on Lucien.
Okay.
He sent me off to psychic damage.
It's not damage.
Okay. He can't be charmed.
It's not a charm.
Talon, did you move yourself?
You got pulled over?
I haven't moved myself yet. It's an illusion charm. Talon, did you move yourself? You got pulled over? I haven't moved myself yet.
It's an illusion that is in his mind.
We're close enough. It's not a charm.
So he has to make an intelligent saving throw.
Yes.
That is a 12.
16.
Yeah.
Okay. What are you doing?
Oh my god.
He sees Caleb, the real Caleb,
the other way.
Towards Matt?
Yeah, it's hard for me to gauge.
But like, if he's looking forward, turn him left.
All right, so a fake Caleb, we'll say, is here, right?
Yeah, that's the real Caleb.
And the real Caleb is doing this
and getting ready to cast a fucking amazing spell at him.
Okay.
Okay.
That's your action.
Then I will run.
Which way?
Away.
Just away from everyone?
Yeah. All right.
Yeah, that's a good direction to go.
Bonus action run as well? Sure. All right. Yeah, that's a good direction to go. Bonus action run as well?
Sure.
This is so stressful.
Yeah, that's it.
Let's do this.
Okay, ending your turn,
that brings us to Tyffial's turn.
Tyffial is going to go ahead and turn
and head up towards Caduceus.
As seeing you all gather up closely,
he's going to go ahead and take bonus action
to go ahead and once again, strike the blade across.
The black tendrils appear again.
He's going to go ahead and make two strikes against you.
That is a 19 to hit.
It misses, and I'm using Shield of Retribution.
Okay. Ooh, okay.
That was a snarky miss.
Last one, Arcane Force. That's the master a snarky miss. Last one, arcane force.
That's the master of snarky misses.
Nobody gives reactionary fuck yous like Taliesin does.
It's my favorite thing. Thank you.
Except when it's canceling.
14 points of force damage.
14 points of force damage.
And make a strength saving throw.
Oh boy.
Pretty strong, but didn't roll great.
14? Nope.
You get pushed 20 feet away from me.
Great.
Back that way.
Okay, that's good, that's good.
Awesome. Okay.
That looks.
Shit.
And takes one more step forward,
but that's the extent of her movement this turn.
That finishes Caleb.
Not my turn. That was a reaction.
Yep. Awesome.
That was a reaction? That was a reaction.
Yeah. Caleb, it's your turn.
I'm going after you.
My turn is immediately after you.
Well, your turn is immediately after Lucien.
No, my, yeah, immediately after Lucien.
Lucien goes after Lucien.
That's Lucien, then it's Cree, and then it's Caduceus.
I would like to turn
Beauregard
into a giant mammoth.
Mammoth? Yeah.
With 126 hit points and a speed of 40 feet,
which is the same as an owl.
Okay, okay, and a lot of people can jump on.
Sure.
That's what I'm doing. Okay.
Okay. What about you?
I'm in Yasha's arms.
We're all together except for Fjord.
Fjord's fine.
If we can continue to kite them,
even if they follow us,
if we can move and then fight as we move,
we might eventually be able to get away.
You have 126 hit points.
Thank you.
Okay.
How many did you have?
27.
Cool.
That helps.
As long as, whatever.
So Caleb, you're being held by Yasha.
You cast the spell.
We're all going to turn and we're all going to.
That's your turn.
Yeah, he's going to look at Caleb, right?
All right.
He failed to save on it.
Yeah, he failed to save, so he believes it.
He does.
I'm going to roll to see which one he's most worried about. I mean, you guys are all clustered there.
Caleb's doing this.
Yeah, he's doing Naruto shit.
He's doing this. Yeah, he's doing Naruto shit. He's doing Naruto moves.
Really?
Come on, man.
Big room.
There's fire starting in his hands.
It looks bad. Not fire.
No, not fire, plasma.
Plasma. Lightning.
I don't know what that is.
He's doing it, though. It's crazy.
One to 10.
Fuck, man.
He focuses on him.
I'm just ill. 11 to 20. He focuses on him.
I'm ill. 11 to 20,
he focuses that way.
Ugh.
I can't see it, no one can see it.
We can't see it, no one can, turn the camera!
Turn the PTZ!
It's an eight.
Oh god!
Did you see that on the camera?
Yeah. We saw it, we saw it!
Oh god. Oh god!
You see him still standing there,
not changing the direction that he's facing,
but suddenly, this Caleb vanishes.
Oh, okay, that didn't go like I wanted it to.
Well, he is magic. Yeah.
Magic Caleb. Well, we'll note that this isn't an actual illusion, this is something he sees in his head, technically, that didn't go like I wanted it to. Well, he is magic. Yeah. Magic Caleb.
Well, we'll note that this isn't an actual illusion,
this is something he sees in his head, technically, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
So no, actually, he still continues to focus over
in that way as the spell continues to go.
It wasn't an illusion you placed, it's in his mind,
it maintains, at least until he gets to try for his save.
Shh, shh, shh.
Go cry.
So he's going to go ahead and move up.
And Spacecie goes,
Claim the rest.
The wizard's mine.
He's going to step forward.
Yes, go get him.
He blades out and it's just going to go into a full
whirlwind, a dervish strike force
against this casting Caleb.
Everything seems to go through him.
No reaction, no effect.
The jig is up from this point,
but he's unhappy about that.
We put some distance.
Lucien turns around.
Turn around.
Every now and then I get a little bit scared.
Okay, that makes it Cree's turn.
Fuck!
Go to the bathroom again.
I know, I go to the bathroom so bad.
Weird question. Just pounding his teeth. Just a quick weird question.
Yeah?
Are all of his people now in his cone?
No. Okay.
Just curious.
Oddly, no. Okay.
They're special.
They're a hive mind or something.
Maybe they don't, I think.
Well, no, they've been affected by it.
Oh. But just...
Right now, it's not working.
Well, you don't know. You don't see any variation.
You just see him walk off into the snow
and turn around angrily.
I thought that they were lit up or something.
Correct. The energy on Tyffial's sword has not vanished.
Okay.
Okay.
That brings us to Cree, who's going to cast Slow
on all of you.
Bitch!
Counterspell that.
Wait, Caleb's here.
Caleb's counterspelling it.
Where is Cree?
I would like to counterspell.
At 4th-level.
Cree's over there.
Next to me?
Yes.
I see the slow and I would like to Counterspell.
Is that an action or a reaction?
Counterspell? Yeah.
It's a reaction.
I have a Counterspell.
Will you still be able to do other things?
Yeah. Okay.
I'll Counterspell, because Caleb's not here.
What's the range on Counterspell?
60 feet.
60 feet? Oh shit. Okay.
Otis is going to Counterspell your Counterspell.
Well, that's just.
Caleb will Counterspell the Otis!
Caleb will Counterspell the Counterspell!
Oh Caleb!
We need you!
Which he would do.
We would totally do it.
We should wait until he gets back.
I should wait until he gets back.
I know.
So we'll go to the bathroom and get him. Wait. We should wait till he gets back. I should wait till he gets back. I know.
So we'll go to the bathroom and get him.
Wait, we need you!
Get back here!
Are you doing a double Counterspell?
Yeah, Counterspell!
Are you doing a Counterspell?
A Counterspell Counterspell?
Tell me what happened, tell me what happened.
So Kree cast Slow on that group
of all of you right there.
Right.
Fjord Counterspelled it.
Otis Counterspelled his Counterspell.
I've been thinking Counterspell for fucking hours.
Counterspell! Is this a triple Counterspell? Yes, it is. Right. Fjord counterspelled it. Otis counterspelled his counterspell. I've been thinking counterspell for fucking hour.
Counterspell!
Is this a triple counter?
Yes, it is.
At a, at a, at a, at a,
at a da da da da da da da da da da da da.
Bling bling bling.
Oh my god. You can't triple stamp.
At fourth level, at fourth level.
Slow fails.
Yeah!
The counterspell from Fjord goes through.
Otis's counterspell is negated by you.
Ooh! That's some blue magic shit right there. That is's Counterspell is negated by you. Ooh!
That's some blue magic shit right there.
That is all I've been fucking thinking for an hour.
I reek. I smell so bad.
Yeah, I know, I've got it. Caduceus.
It's your turn.
I'm getting on top of the mammoth.
You get on top of the mammoth.
It feels like we have a,
remember when I said I didn't want it to end?
I wanted to to be over.
We can stop.
Please.
I think this might be one of the longest games
we've ever played. I'm going to barf.
I'm feeling going to barf.
Everybody's. He's already dead.
Yeah, I got,
since I don't really have much I can do
beyond getting on a mammoth, I'm just going to...
Who's within 30 feet of me?
Pretty much all of us, except for Fjord.
All of you except for Fjord.
Oh, and Veth. Veth is too far.
Okay.
Just for shits and giggles, I'm going to
cast Bless on anybody who's, I'm going to cast Bless on anybody who's,
I'm going to cast four Blesses
basically on anybody who's moving.
So Bless on the mammoth, Bless on Yasha.
Who else is a?
I'm a mover.
Bless on Jester.
That's a d4, right?
Yeah, it's just a d4 to saves and a-
Oh wait, did you just bless me?
And you. As the man.
Oh, and me. As the movers?
Yeah, the movers.
And who's the fourth one?
Beau.
Beau. And yourself?
No. Beau is the man.
We have Yasha, Jester, Beau, and who else?
Oh, Yasha, Jester, Beau, and-
It's either Caleb or me.
Caleb's closer. Not you, you're not there.
Caleb. Okay.
Caleb, all right, you got it.
And yeah, that's a d4 for saving throws and attack rolls.
Yep. I feel blessed.
All right, that finishes your go, Caduceus.
You're climbing onto the mammoth,
holding onto the side of the fur,
and just holding on for dear life.
I'm holding on.
All right, it is Otis's turn.
Got this. Otis is going to go ahead
and throw three Eldritch Blasts at you.
To try to pull you back.
That is going to be a 25 to hit.
It does.
You take three points of force damage.
Oh, shit.
And get yanked off the man.
Oh, this fucking guy!
Next attack is 12.
Nope.
And 13, you rolled a two and a three.
Nope.
So yeah, that's it.
And as a bonus action, he's going to go ahead
and shoot you with his crossbow.
That. That.
That close?
You're still 10 feet from him.
You're not quite up against him.
That is going to be a 14 to hit.
Is there anything I can do to fix this?
Is he that little mini that's right behind Caduceus?
Yep. Yep. Wow.
Well, halfling.
Jester, your go. I lost him in the...
I'm going to fly forward, grab Caduceus.
Grab Caduceus.
And fly towards Veth.
This way. You got it.
Okay.
Can I use, was that my action, grabbing Caduceus?
Correct. Okay.
That gets you about there.
Where's Beau? Oh, she's the Mammoth.
She's a Mammoth.
Manic for a minute.
Thank you.
The Mammoth is blue.
Obviously blue.
Well, yeah, yeah, blue Mammoth.
That brings us to Jester's turn.
Fjord, you're up.
Blue Mammoth.
Blue Mammoth.
Can I see Lucien from where I am? I can, but darkvision's 60 feet Fjord, you're up. Blue man. Blue man. Can I see Lucien
from where I am?
I can, but darkvision's 60 feet.
You can, yeah.
Just for my own edification,
does he have any kind of a bag of holding
around his person, around his waist?
I don't want to spend an action,
if that's what it'll take, I'll forego that.
I'm just curious before I run for my fucking life.
If you want to spend an...
No, I don't want to spend anything.
A bonus action?
I will say, at your passive perception,
it's hard to tell.
It's low light.
That's fair.
And you have a flaming warhammer in front of you,
and so when you have that bright light versus a dark
background, your eyes have adjusted,
and you don't make out much detail at this distance.
I will use my bonus action to far step 60 feet
towards the rest of the party.
Okay.
Can you far step onto Beau?
Yeah.
Onto a mammoth?
Is Beau the mammoth?
Yes. Yes, I can.
Onto the mammoth. Awesome.
Tight. Great.
Is there a reason I'm doing that
and not running an additional 30 feet away?
No. For love.
I'll scoop you up on the way.
I'll just keep running 30 feet
in the direction that everybody else is going.
Okay.
Yeah, get the fuck out of Dodge.
You've got it.
All right, that finishes your turn, Fjord.
It's now Zoran's turn.
Pistons is going to go ahead and
move up to the mammoth and take two swings
with the giant flaming maul.
What's my mammoth's AC?
126.
AC.
Oh, AC?
It's like, Jesus Christ!
It's 126.
It is...
13.
Hits? Yep.
Hits. that ass.
So you take 12 points of bludgeoning damage and five fire,
and 10 points of bludgeoning damage to fire.
Okay, great.
That finishes Zoran's turn.
Yasha, you're up.
Oh.
Okay.
What did I miss?
I'm going to keep flying us.
Not much.
I can fly 30 feet, so that away.
Oh, good. There you go.
I'll get you about there.
That finishes Yasha's turn. Beau.
Oh!
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Oh, I can't do it. I already did it today.
Nevermind. Good, good to go.
So Jester, everyone's accounted for.
Is everyone on a ride except for Fjord and Veth?
Fjord's on you.
No, Fjord ran past.
Yeah, so I want to run forward.
What's your movement?
Apparently 40.
40 for movement, yeah.
This way? This way?
I want to run, and can I not harm,
but scoop up with my tusks, Fjord and Veth on the way?
Fjord, you can, you can't get to Veth,
but I'll let you do that.
Veth is fast. I'm faster than you.
Don't move him back, I want to move forward.
No, I'm putting him on there and then moving you forward.
God, don't put us closer to the other.
Yeah, is that an action or is that a?
That's your action to scoop him up.
Okay.
Okay.
Because it takes the coordination to get down
and try and scoop him up, because you're basically
giving him force moving onto your back,
so you're placing him there.
I'll still get him further than what we will,
and then I'll move another 40. Well, it's your action to do that, so you're placing him in there. I'll still get him further than what we will, and then I'll move another 40.
Well, it's your action to do that, so you move.
So that's as far as you can get right there.
We'll say with the 40 feet.
Scoop up as the action.
You're scooping him up as the action,
and you move 40 feet.
Yeah. Yeah.
So you're good.
Okay. I still got him
further away than what he was, correct?
Yes. Okay.
Veth.
I'm going to shoot, but, and then run.
But who should I aim for?
That Otis is a problem.
Yeah, because they've got distance.
The big guy can run too, right?
It seemed like his movement was more than 30 feet,
because Fjord went an extra 30 feet,
and then Zoran moved towards Beau
and went farther than Fjord did,
so maybe his movement is like 40 here.
But I hate Otis.
Veth, what you doing?
I'm loading my Bola Bolt.
Okay. Yes.
And I just got to figure out who I'm shooting at.
I hate Otis. I'm going to shoot it at Otis.
Okay, go for it. Roll for an attack.
Where's my dice? My dice are gone. There.
25. They're at lower level.
25 hits.
So no damage.
Big, tough motherfucker's going to die.
I'm just going to try to wrap it around his fucking feet.
I've got it. Yeah, he gets
knocked to the ground prone.
Nice. Nice, nice.
And then I'm going to run and dash.
All right, you are off the board. You are 60 feet that way. Yeah, nice. And then I'm going to run and dash. All right, you are off the board.
You are 60 feet that way.
Yeah, go. Catch up!
We're right behind you.
All right.
That brings us to Tyffial.
He's going to go ahead and move
and then run to just get up behind the mammoth.
And that's as much as she can do,
but she is now engaged with the back of you.
That brings us to Caleb.
It's on me.
Can I see where Veth is?
Probably not, like we're running away from that fire.
Yeah, you do not have darkvision.
I'd say you're pretty hard pressed to see where Veth is.
Maybe cursory, you're not too far high up.
I'd say you could look down
and you could see her moving faintly.
Yeah, I'd say it's more audio.
And I have a concentration spell on Beau,
but I can still see our enemies right now, right?
Correct.
Hey, let's throw a fireball at them.
Sure.
I'm being carried.
I will cast Fireball at a 5th-level.
Shit. Maybe we can beat them, guys.
Should we stay and fight?
Sorry, what was that?
Where are you throwing it?
Up out of the air. Sorry, what was it? Where are you throwing it?
What is Lucien doing? Lucien is staring at us?
He's turned around, he's staring your direction.
Taking my 60 seconds.
I will...
You shooting a fireball?
No, I will cast Disintegrate at Otis,
who's on the ground.
Okay.
All righty.
So that is a dex save of 18.
18. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Natural 20.
I'm not even joking.
I get some this game, too, guys.
You know I do. You can't get all the 20s.
Does he get disadvantage because he's prone on a dex save?
Yeah, because he's prone on the ground.
Yeah, with his ankles tied up.
Prone only affects attack rolls, doesn't affect our...
Doesn't affect dex saves?
Nope.
Okay, rolled out of the way.
There it is.
I will continue to be carried by the Angel Blood.
Okay.
Top of the round is Lucien.
Lucien's going to go ahead and move.
He's going to be able to run on his own.
I can't see distance because of the...
Yeah, the distance is tough without a grid.
I know.
Yeah, whatever. That's right on the edge.
It's fine, it's fine.
I personally feel like we should be considering how, yeah.
What?
That's a lot of movement right there.
That was about 30 feet.
And who's from their party is right up on us?
That's Tyffial.
Tyffial, and that's it?
Is Otis real close, too?
Otis is down.
Okay. Oh yeah.
You are some lucky fuckers.
Oh fuck.
I push it right to the edge.
Still doesn't die.
Oh goddammit, okay.
Ugh.
Okay, well then.
That's going to be Lucien's turn.
That brings us to...
Cree's going to move over this way.
Cree's going to attempt to
cast Slow again. Oh, bitch.
She's just doing her job, guys.
It's true, it's true, it's true.
Okay.
Put a new cube in range.
If I could have. I just went.
I need the Mammoth.
I need the Owl.
Counterspell.
I just went, so I got a new reaction.
Cued up.
What's the range on Counterspell?
60.
She looks pretty far.
You are too far. Oh, I remember that.
Counterspell. Okay, okay, okay.
So if I can get a...
What do I roll for the Mammoth? Wisdom saving throw for the Mammoth. Wisdom saving throw get a... What do I roll for the mammoth?
Wisdom saving throw for the mammoth.
Wisdom saving throw for the... 126.
With a d4, straight roll.
With a d4.
Because I am blessed.
Am I close enough?
I have one more.
Oh.
Can you? Do you want to try it?
Take a look. Where are you?
No, I'm going to hold it. You're on the Mammoth.
Oh my god, you could.
You're going to hold it for what?
He's got more.
This is.
I'm going to hold it.
Okay.
Wait, what are you holding? So?
22 wisdom saving throw?
22 wisdom saving throw, you say?
I've got a plus 10 on my wisdom, so.
Turn after turn after turn.
No, as the owl.
Fuck me running.
Same roll.
So 12.
Yeah. With the d4?
Yeah.
Fuck. That makes you slowed.
Shit.
Yeah, that's nine plus three is 12, 13.
Yeah, that does it. 14.
Slowed.
You guys are now moving at half speed.
Who all, the entire party?
No, just me and Beau.
The two of you, and then I'll actually
will ask for both Caduceus and Fjord
since they were also in the same cube area.
Who's going to save? Who's going to save?
Fuck.
19.
19 to success.
26. Success.
Just your rides.
Do I have anything to fucking?
26?
No, 26. Oh.
Caduceus.
So yeah, Lesser Restoration
does a new shit for that, does it?
No. Fuck.
It's okay, we'll still make it.
This is a bit of pickle. All right.
What you got, Cad? Is it my turn?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Oh shit.
So what are you doing?
I don't know, hold on.
That's no good.
With Otis and then just earned four on deck.
I have an easy set of actions in my plan, so.
I'm going to, because I don't know
what else the fuck to do.
Are you still in the house?
I'm going to put a Guardian of Faith
right on top of the motherfucker
who's on top of us right now.
Guardian of Faith right there.
Yeah. Like whereabouts?
Right in front to block that person
who's currently on top of the mammoth.
To block them?
Yeah, like get in their way.
They're right against it? So they need to be in? Yeah, like get in their way. They're right against it,
so they need to be in empty space,
so it wouldn't be able to get between them.
Sure, but it'll get in,
like they're in contact with it.
Correct.
In fact, I'll say. That's a cool ass.
Yeah, it's fucking right.
I'll say even 10 feet,
because it's got a little 10-foot radius,
so I'll try and place it just at the 10-foot radius
so that we can pass through and it'll get right in there.
Like, it'll be just. You can do that.
Yeah, is that, like, literally between us
and the rest of those bullshit motherfuckers,
so they have to, you know.
Over here, you mean? It's hard to.
Like, like, here, yeah. Oh, over here, you mean? As long as he's in the 10-foot radius. It's guarded. It's bad. Here, yeah.
Oh, over here, you mean?
As long as he's in the 10-foot radius.
It's blocking us?
Yeah, because we can walk right through it
without a problem, but as long as he's within
the 10-foot radius.
So like here?
Yeah, yeah, that way he gets hit right now.
Got it, okay.
So he needs to make
a dexterity saving throw.
He has to be within 10 feet of it to do that?
Yep. He's not within 10 feet.
Oh, he was trying to hit it so he was.
You wanted it to be 10 feet.
Sorry.
Yeah.
10 feet from him would be here to around to here.
Or in the front so that he has to run through it.
So like up here?
Yeah.
Okay, got it.
So dex saving throw.
That is a good roll.
19?
Fuck.
I like how we rolled so well during the dragon fight.
We used up everything during that.
10 points of radiant damage.
10 points of radiant damage, you got it.
All right.
Oh, you rolled damage for that.
No, it's just straight up 10 points of radiant damage. Oh, just straight up, oh, no, I rolled a 10. 10 points, you got it. All right. Oh, you roll damage for that. No, it's just straight up 10 points of radiant damage.
Oh, just straight up, oh, no, I rolled it.
Yeah, 10 points, you got it.
Okay, that finishes your action.
You good there?
I'm very nervous for it.
Hurry for my parts.
I mean, I got everybody, yeah, I mean.
Yeah, that's what I got.
All right.
Ending your turn, Otis stands up.
He's going to cast Eldritch Blast towards the mammoth.
All three of them streak out and then vanish
as they hit the anti-magic cone.
Otis gets fucking pissed and goes ahead and fires a bolt,
regardless at you who created the creature.
That's not concentration, right?
Uh, no.
That is going to be a 20 to hit.
That's my AC. All right.
Good AC.
You take nine points of piercing damage,
and that's it, because it does pass through the zone.
Whatever. All right.
Cool, that finishes Otis's go.
He's going to move a little bit closer here,
try and keep pace.
Jester, you're up.
I'm going to fly away with Caduceus in my claws.
Okay, your fly speed was 60 normally?
60.
So it's only 30. You can double move to go 60.
That's what I am going to do.
You got it.
Let him hear it.
That helps, that helps.
Okay. And Caduceus is with me.
Yes, now at the end of the turn,
make a wisdom saving throw, please.
Oh, well, okay.
With a d4 bonus.
Oh right, as an owl.
Well, d4 because of the Bless that's on you.
Right, right, right.
That is 13 plus one is 14.
14, it does not say, unfortunately.
Okay, Fjord.
I'm going to prepare to fire an Eldritch Blast
and then look into the sky, and I'll point a finger up,
and you'll hear the flapping of giant,
ancient white dragon wings as the dragon has returned
to seek vengeance and lands with major image.
Come on. Yes.
Right over here outside of the magic cone.
Come on.
Ooh, it's still got a little blood on it
to make it look real.
I like it, I like it.
Maybe even a little closer to us, just to sort of.
Push them away?
Yeah, just to maybe, maybe go,
it's not worth the chase.
You've got it.
And that thing bellows and roars
with misty snow and sleet shooting off of it
as its wings unfurl, all fucking scary as that.
Okay.
It impacts, the snow kind of like bursts around at it, it appears, its wings unfurl, all fucking scary as that. Okay.
It impacts, the snow bursts around at it, it appears, and as it roars into space,
you can see the Tomb Takers,
there is definitely a visceral reaction
at the unexpected arrival of this dragon
in the middle of them gaining ground.
That finish your turn?
I will use my 30 feet to keep coming.
Well, you're on the back of a mammoth.
I will not do that.
Okay. Unless you want to jump off and keep going.
No, I'm good. All righty.
That brings us to Zoran's turn.
Zoran.
We're all in it together.
Just goes ahead and decides to back off and
Good, good, good, good, good.
Yes. Head this way.
He's like, shit, shit, shit!
You see him wrestling with his frustration. That brings us to Yasha. Good, good, good, good. Yes. Head this way. It's like, shit, shit, shit!
They seem like wrestling with this frustration.
That brings us to Yasha.
Yep.
You just keep going?
Say yo. Yep.
Say yo. Say yo!
Distance that way.
I'll get to that later.
Come fly away.
Whoa. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Hang on, I got to dismiss this pop-up ad
so I can search for mammoth.
Does mammoth have anything? Hold on, I will tell dismiss this pop-up ad, so I can search for mammoth. Does mammoth have anything?
Hold on, I will tell you what mammoth has.
Trample, like what do you want besides running?
40-foot movement, right?
Yeah, 40-foot movement.
So just go, you got 80.
One bucket's got to poop, actually.
Other than that, it's a trampling charge,
so you have to go back.
That's what I was asking, if there's a trample
or some sort of pushback, but nah, I'll just go 80 feet. Yeah, it has to be in front of you.
Mammoth's also going to have thunder waves.
So you go 40 feet. Yes.
You're slowed, so movement and action is only 40 feet.
So you're like
making another wisdom saving throw.
Is that slow on the mammoth or is it on Beau?
It's on Beau.
Beau the mammoth.
What am I doing?
Wisdom saving throw at the end of your turn.
You would be able to go, oh yeah, 40 feet fully.
I'd be able to go faster as Beau, even as I'm, no.
Okay, still slow.
Veth.
Oh, I mean, I'm super far ahead.
For the record, all of you guys also see this dragon land.
Ah!
Keep running! It just keeps getting worse.
Yeah, yeah.
You are shitting your pants on this,
because even though it was Fjord,
like, without any fair warning or plan,
as far as most of you know, the dragon just returned.
This is the worst day.
Make it really convincing.
Are there bad guys within 100 feet of me?
Looks like most of them.
The dragon?
Oh, most of them?
Most of them, yeah.
Yeah, you've got one person like 20 feet away,
25 feet away.
Yeah, you've got Tyefell right there.
There's Otis, there's Cree over there.
There's Tyefell.
Says the slow spell on everyone else.
Tyefell's right there.
Yeah, they're all pretty much within 100.
Oh, Cree is the one that did the slow spell?
Good to know.
Cree is?
Is Cree within 100 feet of me, 120 feet of me?
Within 100?
Most likely, yeah.
Okay, I will fire a crossbow bolt at Cree.
Go for it.
18.
18 hits.
Okay, there's no sneak attack,
but maybe this little force of concentration hit.
Six plus six is...
12.
Is 12, thank you.
12 points of damage.
12 points of concentration check?
Maybe, I don't know.
Is this slow concentration?
I have no idea. It is.
I think it is. It is a concentration.
How many points did you do again?
12 points. 12 points.
Rolled an 11 on the saving throw.
I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking.
I'm not even joking.
Really low roll plus bonuses, one below.
You are so fucking lucky.
Oh my god. All right, so slow drops.
Oh.
Then I run.
I run so far away.
We're getting to a fulcrum.
We'll see here who can make the rest of the way.
And you would be Caduceus.
I'm, yeah.
Carried over there.
All right.
That brings us to Tyffial, who sees,
is going to go ahead and try and run around this way.
Still going to start his turn.
Her turn, yeah.
So, oh.
All look like tiny little balls of death right now.
So that's a deck save.
That's really, they're rolling real bad
at the last minute.
That puts. Hey, so are we.
Yeah, fair enough, at six.
That's 20 points of radiant damage right there.
Oh, just go home.
You don't need to come this way.
Any other effects or is that it?
Yep, no, you're...
It's all because Ashley rolled an eight.
That's it.
But it's a big fucking thing, so.
Biting time and seeing Zoran walk back,
he's going to go ahead and use the turn to run back this way.
Okay. All right.
We're out.
Oops, my bad. Baby.
Baby.
Brings it to Caleb's go.
My go?
Turns around and runs back in.
There's not much I can do.
I am throwing a fireball into the heart of their party,
past the dragon, I will aim it around
where that mage hand is, so it gets Cree Lucien.
We will do it. Okay.
Get Otis.
As you fire the beam, you point out and go,
and the beam goes.
Beam? Fireball?
Fireball. Oh, okay.
Fireball is you point.
Into his eyeball view?
Correct. There is a,
it's not a drop from above.
No, it's a little mote that goes.
Yep.
Yeah, so you aim and the mote goes.
Got it.
So the mote just fizzles out in midair.
Got it. Fuck.
Okay, okay, okay.
Worth it.
For bonus action, I will continue to be a little twig boy
in the arms of a barbarian woman.
You got it, okay.
My baby.
Top of this round,
Lucien's going to go ahead and move forward.
He's a good boy.
And as everyone's vanishing into the darkness,
you can see him walk forward,
looking over at the dragon, shakes his head.
He goes,
Sometimes you're all a serious piece of shit,
you know that?
And as he glances over, you watch as the dragon
vanishes.
However, at this point, they're starting to back off
and you get the sense right now that
you've just barely scraped by
as you all go charging into the darkness
in shadow of the freezing snow and cold,
exhausted, shaken, and uncertain
if they're going to continue pursuit
once they've rallied.
We're going to go ahead and pick up next week.
Got our asses handed to us.
That was, that was,
I didn't mean for this to go that long.
Things worked out in a way.
Thank you all for hanging with us
for the length of this.
Thank you, crew.
Thank you, crew, for hanging with us.
What was that, a five and a half hour game?
Yeah. I don't know.
I think our home game's back in the day.
Yeah, yeah.
Almost like eight hours.
That was almost a six hour game.
This might be a record.
Probably the record breaker.
We'll see, with breaks and everything,
and it'll cut it down.
But nevertheless, thank you for hanging with us.
We'll see where this picks up next week.
But get off this intense music for the ending here.
No, it feels comforting now.
I couldn't Counterspell the slow,
otherwise drag it, I wouldn't have been able to drag it.
It was a good call. It worked great.
That was fucking clutch.
They backed off because of it.
But nevertheless, thank you all for joining us.
Thank you for hanging with us for this longer episode than I think any of us anticipated.
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