Critical Role - C2E71 Family Gathering

Episode Date: July 25, 2019

The Mighty Nein spend a day in Nicodranas, reuniting families and causing several members to question their next steps...Watch Critical Role live Thursdays at 7pm PT on https://www.twitch.tv/criticalrole

Once upon a time, a group of curious storytellers breathed life into epic tales set in the wide fantasy world of Exandria. This is Liam O'Brien, here to welcome you to Critical Role. We'll dive into the story in just a moment, but first, a few notes. This is the audio-only version of our broadcast that streams Thursdays at 7pm Pacificm. Pacific over on twitch.tv slash criticalroll and youtube.com slash criticalroll. If you subscribe to our Twitch channel, you can watch the video on demand immediately after the broadcast.

And it's also available Mondays at 12 p.m. Pacific on YouTube. And of course, for all you wonderful podcast listeners, freshly minted episodes release right here on the Critical Role Podcast Network one week after our broadcast on Thursdays. With all that said, let's get into the story. Hello, everyone. Welcome to Critical Role,

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So let's go ahead and get through our announcements real fast so we can jump into tonight's game. I'm hoping for real fast, Sam. As fast as we can. Real fast. All right, so first we do have our fantastic sponsor returning from the beginning of the campaign until now, our friends at D&D Beyond. Woo! Guys, our sponsor is D&D Beyond,

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So without further ado, let's go ahead and jump in to tonight's episode of Critical Role. Yeah! go ahead and jump into tonight's episode of Critical Role. Oh god! The adventure begins They were always beside you Your nerdy best friends And the DM to guide you And they rise from the flames For the battles ahead

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Can you answer the call? Digging deep in your soul as the legend unfolds Now it's your turn To roll And welcome back. God damn it. That was a good one. So, last we left off, the Mighty Nein, after traversing the King's Cage, losing their friend Yasha to the will of Obann,

and narrowly escaping the danger of the Laughing Hand, you gathered yourselves, returned to Rosohna, informed the Bright Queen of what had transpired, and began to assess the best course of action going forward. You heard that the series of attacks that you seem to have picked up via scrying had seemingly gone on and been thwarted thanks to the information that you provided,

and the number of the assassination attempts by Scourgers were also thwarted, one of which was captured. You went ahead and attempted to make contact with them in the dungeon and discovered it was not somebody you recognized. You returned to your house, figured out a bit of a plan

of where the next point of direction is to be. Had a bit of a lore dump of Caduceus' background and personal goals. And as you were taking a bit of time to relax and center yourselves at the Xhorhaus, the arrival of one dairen, currently obfuscated in drow form, arrived, saw Jester upon the balcony,

and then was notified of Beauregard being below, after which she hopped down, approached Beauregard on the stoop of the Xhorhaus, and requested her attention to meet on the inside. And that is where we left off. So Beauregard. As the door opens and Dairon pushes into the building, what do you do?

Just be quiet. I don't want to alert the whole house. Okay, let's go upstairs. Yes, go upstairs. Jester, let's go to the roof. Our waitress Caduceus is on the roof. Fuck. Let's stay down here. We'll just stay here.

Let's just stay here. Hey. What? You can go to the hot tub. Is this conversation appropriate to go do the hot tub. Is this conversation appropriate to have in a hot tub? Would that be weird? It's a really private room and stuff. We can speak around it,

but I would prefer not to get in. Yeah. Yeah, you don't have to get in. Is it weird if I get in and you don't? Never mind. Let us not meet at the hot tub. Okay, weird if I get in and you don't? Fuck. Never mind. Let us not meet at the hot tub. Okay, all right, let us not meet at the hot tub. Just a small private room, please.

Okay, okay. Jester, let's go to our bedroom, or your bedroom. Let's just go upstairs. Okay, so you guys, all three of you head up into. Fuck the War Room. Let's not use it for its actual purpose. In one of the few opportunities it could possibly be done.

All right, so you lead Dairon up into your guy's duel chamber, closed door behind. Dairon, you can now see as you're walking alongside into your guy's dual chamber, close the door behind. Dairon, you can now see as you're walking alongside and leading her in, she is nursing one arm a little bit. What happened to you? You can see the bandage. Are you fucked up? I'm fine. It is a dangerous way to come across to Rosohna,

but I'll be all right. Do you want a Cure Wounds on you? Because I can cast Spells, I'm a cleric. She just holds the hand out in your direction. Cure Wounds. To the power of Camryn. I will do, at second level. Second level, go ahead and roll. Yeah, yeah, I will. I got to figure out how to do this.

Okay, wait, wait, we have a nap. I'm rolling two d8 plus five. You're not using dice? 11. 11, all right. I have a d20. But I don't have other dice with me. That's all you need. The hotel might have some.

Yeah, just go and check with the concierge. So as the somewhat bandaged and crimson bandages that are hidden beneath the arm seem to slightly fall off the arm, go loose, and Dairon pulls them and throws them to the ground, just leaving them limp there. You can see the scratches where wounds may have been seem to have sealed off.

She doesn't say thank you, but gives you a nod of acknowledgment. So, I can only say I have many questions. What are you doing here? How do you have a house? How are you staying outside as a human in Rosohna? What have you been up to? Why is there a tree on the roof?

Yeah. No, you're right, it's super weird when you lay it all out like that. I'm just beginning, but we'll start with that. Okay, well, hang on. First off, don't get upset with me. I am doing exactly what you told me to do, which is travel the world, seek corruption,

find the dark evils. I'm not upset, I'm just confused. I know for me, the two look very similar. Yeah. Man, people wonder where I get it from. Now I know. Yeah. What are you doing here?

I asked you questions first. I know, and I am asking you questions back. Very well, I am doing the exact same thing I told you I was coming here to do, which was to infiltrate and look for information about some sort of connection between the Assembly and possibly members of the Dynasty. Yeah, I think those are actually happening.

We've kind of figured some of that shit out. I would love to converse with you and share shit, but don't, are you going to get mad at me? Are you going to get mad at me? Depends on how you came about this information, but don't, are you going to get mad at me? Are you going to get mad at me? Depends on how you came about to this information, but please, go on. Do you want me to leave? No, it's fine.

Just stay here in case, you know, I forget anything. Okay, I sit down on the bed and start eating my snacks that I hid under the bed. Okay. All right. So it all started because we found this thing that we just started referring to as the dodecahedron, and you would look into it, and you could see spacetime and a lot of

fragments of possibilities, which turns out is what it was called. And that led us getting involved with some Kryn soldiers, and then we thought, hey, what if we go to Xhorhas, and now we're here? I mean, that's kind of what happened, right? Yeah. Yeah.

And you just decided to buy some real estate while you were around, and? We didn't buy it, they just gave it to us. Who gave it to you? The Bright Queen. The people. And why would the Bright Queen of the Kryn Dynasty provide you, a bunch of Empire folk, a house so close to the Bastion.

Well, we returned their Fragment of Possibility to them, which was stolen from members, with members of the Cerberus Assembly. And they have the other ones, which is why this war is happening on top of, I think, other things, like people in cahoots across both of the empires. I'm going to be honest.

This war was going to happen eventually, with the proximity and the expansion and interest politically of both sides, the beacons, which I think is what you were talking about. Yeah, those things. I have heard whispers of them internally back in the Empire. I think that was just the catalyst.

And I don't believe they were entirely stolen, either. Even the Assembly would be hard-pressed to reach and escape with such artifacts. You think someone handed them over or staged it? To set up a war? To set up a war, yeah. It's possible. Or to make a bunch of money.

Or to gain favors in kind. I'm here because I'm trying to figure out, not just an Assembly's connection from them to here, but perhaps there was a midway person, somebody who, somebody on this end who had equal interests. It seems you weren't wrong. We've heard similar rumors about the Dynasty looking for a fight. They've been very unhappy with us for quite some time,

as you can imagine, us being the Empire. And I think it was the straw that broke the camel's back. When conversing with the Bright Queen, she didn't seem to have any notion of wanting to relinquish any attacks. Not while we still have access or are controlling any more of their beacons, definitely. Look, there are many things at play here,

and from what I've been able to figure out, there have been many rising tensions for decades between the two sides. If such these items, these artifacts could be returned, that would be helpful in hopefully trying to prevent any more bloodshed, but it is escalating at a pace that I'm only hearing bits and pieces from back in the Empire.

On top of that, I think there's another war happening on top of all of this, beyond other realms and other planar dimensions. I think there's a fight brewing between angels and demons. It might happen here in the Material Plane. I don't know.

That's another kind of little... I think that's valid. That's another really huge thing that's also been going on. And at first, I thought that maybe it was a distraction or a device or a plant from the Empire or Xhorhas, but I don't know.

It might be bigger than that. It might be bigger than all of us, and I don't know if anyone cares, because everyone is so wrapped up in this fucking war. Which side do you belong to? I don't belong to any side. I told you that when you first asked me, if I even wanted to be an Expositor.

I understand this path is a very difficult one. Yeah. It will come with hard decisions with hard consequences. You're prepared for that still, with what you've seen. What side are you on? Do you have one? Is the soul exclusive to the Empire? I am on the side of civilization. Yeah, that.

I agree. Keep going, keep going, you guys are doing really good. She raises, she and they raise a stern eyebrow in your direction and with a slight skip step forward, snatches one of the snack out from under your hands. Oh! Shoes out of the bag. I put the bowl in front. She puts her hand up and denies it. You could have asked.

I don't mind, it's okay, I like to share, it's okay. Have you known me to be the type to ask nicely? No, but it's something that I'm working on, so I thought maybe we could work on it together. I think that should be your skill set, then. It does not belong in mine. While I despise some of those in power, I grew up in the Empire,

and I do all of this to maintain the order for those who cannot protect themselves. I know not much on this side of the conflict, but from what I've seen, there are elements of good and bad as well. Even my own prejudices have come to question. But just one thing I've learned in my time, political power is rarely wielded by those who can withstand the Siren's call of abusing it.

Especially when zealotry is involved. I don't know if she can be reasoned with. The Bright Queen. Then there is a war. There's got to be. There's got to be a way to dismantle it from the inside. That's what we do, right? The next step would be to try and recover

what other beacons might be currently held by the Empire. That would be the first step to trying to make this right, but as long as we hold something that is so important culturally to them, they have no reason to stand down. And at the moment, they have the upper hand. I'm willing to compare notes if you are, but I want to make a deal. I think what we're doing,

the Mighty Nein, I think we have this rare fraction of a chance that we might be able to do something from the inside. But the Cobalt Soul has to stay out of my way. They don't know. The Dynasty has had no whiff of me being a part of any type of Empire establishment. You cannot jeopardize that. Make a persuasion check.

Fucking shit. Persuasion? Mm-hmm. That's not good. Eight. Eight. I'll tell you this. You continue to do what you wish to do, I'll continue you this. You continue to do what you wish to do. I'll continue doing mine. We have our independent means of achieving

what we hope is a similar goal. What exactly are you doing right now? Looking to expunge whatever corruption reaches between both sides of this conflict. Have you heard of a man named Obann? I do not believe I have. Okay. But you, seemingly fraternizing

with the leader of the enemy, have some pull within the Dynasty? I don't know if I have pool, but I would say I have passage. I pull out the symbol. How long do you intend to stay in Rosohna? Not long. We're heading north.

Then let me ask you this. Lend me one of your sigils and introduce me to one of your contacts as a trustworthy representative. That would help me get closer to achieving my goals. And we do not have to cross our directives. The only thing is, is we only have the one sigil, just this one.

Then let me borrow it until you return. We need it to pass through the Dynasty. I am not looked at very kindly here. Well, if you intend to leave, I will walk you to your point of exit, to where you no longer require it. It has been useful across the entire empire. Very well, if it is an issue,

then at least introduce me and give me some sort of... Some sort of connection that I can utilize. I'm impressed by what you've managed to do in this time. And probably with the help of your compatriots, with the varied skill sets, I have a handful of very powerful and honed capabilities, but they are still limited.

We handed over a prized religious artifact of the Dynasty in order to achieve this type of favor and any type of contacts. And also so we wouldn't die. Yeah, actually, that was reason number one. My point is, I don't foresee any appropriate way of introducing you to our contacts,

unless you have some use to them or some means of gaining their trust. So what do you have to offer? Other than that, it's just going to be, hey, contact me, my friend. She's in town for the fall, you know, exchange student. Yeah. And I mean, you know,

we've worked really hard to integrate ourselves and stuff, but the thing I'm a little worried about is that they don't actually trust us fully. So if anything happened. You have the ability to change your appearance. It's not what I have. I would hope you would understand that even such magics have limitations,

especially in places of extreme importance. This paltry trick can get me through the exterior of various city outer limits, but interacting towards the center or more important areas, it would not surprise me if such illusions or transmutive properties would be dispelled or discarded, and that would put me very quickly

in a place of no longer breathing. So. I don't want that. Neither do I. I've come this far. Then what? Both of us have come this far. Then what is the plan? You tell me. I'm asking you as the one who has been here far longer,

knows more of the inner workings of these people. I want to know your insights, Beauregard, as an expositor. What do you think would be the most useful way to leave me behind to do my business while you go off in search for yours? We might need a ward. Nott's husband is here. We could, we do have the means to get him to safety.

Plan was to potentially get him to Nicodranas. That's where my mom lived. I would have to discuss it with the others, especially Nott. But that could be a potential cause for your company. At the very least, a keeper of the abode, so I'm not slinking in the shadows

the entire time I'm here? Sure, we can say we hired you. That's something. This is not making me feel good towards our deal of not being exposed. Being involved with the reserve. Then it is your choice to say no. You do not have to agree.

Fuck. Could you give me a minute? Me and Jess, just a minute. Will you go get a beer or something? Go take a dip in the hot tub, it's really relaxing. Dairon leaves the room and just closes the door behind them out in the hallway. And don't listen in, doing your spy shit.

I know. You taught me. No response. She's totally listening. She's totally listening. Yeah. What do you think, Jess? I think it puts us at risk, honestly.

But if she's important to you, then maybe that's worth it. She could help. She could be a bigger risk just being in the city at odds, potentially, with our plans or working against with what we might be sowing in the Dynasty. But I thought she said might be sowing in the Dynasty, I... But I thought she said she doesn't work for the Empire, right?

She works for civilization, humanity, all of the world. I mean, like she said, though, it still doesn't mean she's not immune to her own biases. Yeah. I trust you, Beau, whatever you think. Fuck. Fuck, all right.

I'm going to go talk to her. I'll be right back. I go in the hall. Okay, you just about into the hallway about 10 or so feet down, Dairon is just leaning against, shoulders pressed against the wall, slowly turns her head towards you. Let's go downstairs. Gives a head nudge and then follows behind. As you're walking down, Dairon just says under her voice,

Look, my coming here, I already understood to be a suicide mission. I've already made my peace with that. If you truly believe that I am going to put the rest of you in danger, then I would not wish to make this as dangerous for the rest of you as I agreed to make it for myself. At the very least, just give me a name.

It'll be a hard-to-fought path for me, but I don't wish to undo anything you've already set up. It doesn't have to be a suicide mission, and it shouldn't have to be. The Expositors should be able to work together as a network. Working individually, we're going to get nowhere and run in circles. I know you're my mentor, and I still have a lot to learn.

But if we're going to do this, you have to listen to me and trust me. And you tell me, Beauregard. We'll talk in the morning about you maybe being our ward with the others. A name will come later. Until then,

let's compare notes. And I take the next however long it takes to go through and tell her everything about the portals and splitting into the Abyss and Obann and the Laughing Hand and the Connection and all of that. Okay, great. And the war machines. All right. Information you get from Dairon

involves the fact that, you know, she was doing her own research on the beacons, trying to find the points of what caused this conflict to begin, Assembly's direct involvement, and the Expositors have intercepted some communications between the Crown and the Expositors have intercepted some communications between the Crown and the Assembly regarding research into these beacons and whatever properties they contain,

though the information has been very vague, as well as information regarding continuously moving them from place to place, so they're not kept in a solitary location. As well as the frustration of one of them being recovered or being absconded with, which gives you a little point of pride when you get to that point.

Dairon also notifies you, as she's been in contact with the archive, the library back in Zadash. Yeah. as she's been in contact with the archive, the library back in Zadash. Yeah. That very recently, attempts to retake the Ashguard Garrison have failed at a loss of many lives, and Kryn assassins have managed to

take out military-linked nobles in both Bladegarden and Zadash during that conflict. Also, Hupperduke apparently is mobilizing a next wave of experimental weaponry, and from what Dairon has been able to ascertain from her contacts, they seem to be developing small mobile war skyships. Ooh.

Yeah. I leave out all the stuff about being the one telling them about the attack. That's not what I tell her. Okay. But that does ring to you. You don't know to the extent, but. Do I gather

that the Empire Dynasty contact that she has been potentially looking for is us? Is it, no? She doesn't seem to make that connection. But do I make that connection with the? No, the way that Dairon speaks about it, it's more about somebody who's been a liaison between since before the conflict began. And she knows that you guys have been

Empire-side up until recently, and to be perfectly honest, from her standpoint, you get her that she also doesn't think you guys would be capable of such a thing. Good. Yeah, Dairon seems to be specifically looking, there is either somebody from the Empire, or possibly most likely the Assembly,

but somebody from the Empire that is coming and working with the Dynasty. Somebody here who is allowing them to take the beacons, or the beacons were then taken out of Rosohna and then delivered to the Empire. That's her theory. And that's primarily what she came here to try and find, was to suss out any connections there,

you know, what individuals might have some communication back and forth. Animotive, specifically. I'm not in on this, but implying that there's a major turn code on each side? Possibly. Possibly. Or one that bo's back and forth? Or at least one turncoat very heavily in the Dynasty

that was able to smuggle these beacons out. I mean, they would have to be so high ranked. Or very, very good. Or very, very good. Do I have anything in my notes in comparison of the people that we've come across that would fit any of that, that is a broad question. Not really, you've only really met political figures. You haven't met anybody from a

main espionage, you know, saboteur skill set that you know of, and at the same time, most everyone you've interacted with has had pretty at the same time, most everyone you've interacted with has had pretty much the same disposition against the Empire. So... Huh. Nothing jumps out at you now.

Huh, okay. But anyway, you finish comparing notes for a bit. Dairon, after finishing this conversation, goes, All right, well, I'll go find a place to stay for the evening and return tomorrow, once you've finished your conversation. Okay. Distracting your wife. You did. Sorry. Is the blonde spy guy,

the blonde guy that we saw on the Scry? Correct. The. Is the blonde, the blonde spy guy, the blonde guy that we saw in the Scry? Correct. The blonde, the bronze Scry guy? The bronze guy. The bronze guy. The bronze guy. Scry guy. Yeah. Can't even say it. What about him? I mention him in the smuggling

of the stuff in Obann and ask if she's seen any of, knows of that description. Heard of a blonde fry guy? Yeah. I don't know this individual from how you described it, but you can see Dairon begins to pull out a little book and starts writing notes in as well, and goes, tell me everything you know

about this individual. He's blonde. He has a Zimnian accent. His last name is Spryguy. F-R-I-G-U-Y. He wears a, doesn't he wear, no. He was in the room with King Dwindle. So. But he might have been in.

But he might have been in. But he might have been, like, a demon in disguise. That is extremely worrying, but very important to know that this individual might have access to such powerful figures. Honestly, it's been super hard trying to figure out who's just a traitor and who's a demon. How about this? When all of this, whatever you're heading towards

is finished, hopefully soon, and you come back here, if all goes well, I should still be here, or if not, returned, at least hopefully safely. We could probably use you and all of your friends' help back in the Empire to find out whoever this individual is. If this is an individual of some repute, nobility, political involvement, it shouldn't be too hard to find whether through illusory recreations

of their description, to find out who this individual is, and that is a strong threat, if any. Yeah, yeah, you know, we'll check our schedule. See if you can squeeze me in, I understand. That's not what I mean, it's a little, I'll process that information. All right, just, when you return and you have the time to do so,

have the blue one let me know, and we'll reconvene on the other side. Okay, you know, her name's Jester. You were in a room with her for like 45 minutes. I will introduce you to the rest of the team in the morning, crash here tonight, and we'll talk about you being the new ward of the Xhorhaus, okay?

Fair enough. And learn everyone's names, because Fjord will appreciate that. Jester, Fjord, Nott, Caleb, Yasha, Mollymauk, and I believe that's it. Caduceus. I believe I've met. Caduceus. I believe I've met this Caduceus. Also, apparently you're just an asshole.

I'm not arguing. I'm going to go use the hot tub. And Dairon leaves. All right. Best purchase we've ever made. That hot tub paid for itself already. Walking away, it's a useful tool. Okay. I go to bed.

All right. I guess. How'd it go? how'd it go? What happened? It went good. Apparently a bunch of Empire soldiers died. I know, I was listening at the door, I heard. Yeah.

Also, Hopperduke is now mobilizing, and Skyships. I wonder if Fury's with them. Probably not. Oh god. I think this war is about to get real bad. Yeah. Anyway, I don't know. I'm curious to hear what the others say in the morning.

Do you think that she's going to sleep in Yasha's room? Well, I guess we'll see if she likes sunflowers. Yeah. She can always take my bed if she wants while I'm not here. Oh, oh, oh, right. Yeah, when I'm not here, you know. Yeah, yeah, totally. Okay, my head hurts.

I'm going to go lay down. All righty, so any other business before the evening's closed? You guys go to the next morning. You come to consciousness in the Xhorhaus in Rosohna. A new day, though still night out, greets you. the next morning. You come to consciousness in the Xhorhaus in Rosohna. A new day, though still night out, greets you. As you all begin to rouse from your slumber

and regather for what the next endeavor, the next path that lies before you, and discuss this. As you all have your breakfast, largely prepared by Caduceus, probably. I try to get down early-ish, definitely before Dairon, so I can start introducing people to the idea that she stayed the night and Esk might be staying here. All right.

So as everyone else has gathered around for food, Dairon has not come down yet. Hold on, I'm just curious. How high would I have to roll to notice that there's possibly somebody in the house? Roll a perception check. Thank you. Roll a doorbell check. 20? 20? I'm okay if no.

I would say no, not because of Dairon's skill set. Done. She's too good at what she does, so you do not pick up any signs of Dairon's arrival. Caduceus, what are you making this morning? Oh, I was going to make a scramble. It's going to be good. Okay. Yeah.

Do we have bacon? We don't have bacon, because I don't actually usually buy. Do we have coffee? We do have coffee. Okay, okay. I have some bacon on I don't actually usually buy. Do we have coffee? We do have coffee. Okay, okay. I have some bacon on pocket, if you want it. You still have some of that? I just always keep a little in there, just in case.

You want me to cook the pocket bacon? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just heat it up, though. I'll heat it up, that's fine. We're just going to use a separate pan. You might want to make just, you know, a little extra, like one serving extra. Are you feeling packish?

Are you feeling like you really want to, like, I mean, this is not very Carby, but I can like. Yeah, yeah, no, we have a guest. We have, not a guest, we have a person here. Did you bone someone last night? No. Did you kidnap somebody and put them in the, we have a cell, don't we?

We have a cell, right? I don't think we do. I don't think we do. We have a war room. That's all we have. Don't we never use that, Fren? Oh fuck, I forgot about that war room. Who is this guest?

Good question. You all remember Dairon? Remember Dairon? Sure, of course. I remember her. Dairon is here. Who? My mentor.

My mentor, Dairon. Oh, I didn't. You might have briefly run into him. After the little fight at the bar. I don't think Caduceus ever. Yeah. Oh. Oh, yes. Wait.

Wait. I don't remember. I don't know if you participated in that fight. I don't know. How did she find us here? She's a spy, and she's good at finding people. Is there anything more to this story? She's, um...

She's here, and our, it seems, our goals and motivations have aligned. Oh, good! That's good. She's just a good spy? Like, we've been out in the desert for the past few fucking days. How'd she track us here?

Okay. We called her. Oh. Who called her? You did. Oh, you know, me. What? And Beau. Oh, what? That's fine. I mean, she's your friend, right?

Critical spy. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't good spy. Yeah. Isn't this the one you were like, oh, Dairon, she's going to kick my ass, they're going to kick my ass if they find me. I mean, this is the same Dairon and you call out. Yes, that is the same Dairon. It appears she's not going to kick my ass.

Great. Already an improvement. Here, doing the same type of stealth and espionage intrigue. She's actually here at the house and she's probably under the table or something. I'm going to look under the table. Reception check. Awesome.

I look at cabinets. Maybe she disguised herself as a cabinet. Okay, make a perception check, Jester. You do not see Dairon beneath the table. Natural 20. You go to the cabinet and inspect it. It's definitely a cabinet, but out of the corner of your eye, I trust you, you do see cabinet, but out of the corner of your eye, I trust you,

you do see up at the top of the stairs leading down from the upper floor, you do see Dairon crouched and just listening into the conversation. Wow. Yeah, all the way up there from here, they're really good. Wow. That's good.

What is she doing here? Why does she have to spy things? What? Laura can't figure out how to refocus it since she focused the camera to her dice. Oh no, let me do! Sit in the middle, sit in the middle! Yeah, yeah, yeah, make it,

it's a little out of focus. Go in the middle! And give it a time. Yeah, yeah. A little out of focus. Uh-oh. Yeah. Oh, you're good. You're going to be out of focus for the next three hours. I didn't spend half an hour setting this shit up. I'm sorry!

There it goes. There we go, we're good. Are we bringing her with us? I don't understand. No, she's here investigating and attempting to find a potential turncoat, or a double agent, who she thinks might be responsible for potentially triggering this whole war to begin with.

That maybe someone here in the Dynasty has organized, in association with the Cerberus Assembly, stealing the Fragments of Possibility. Yep. The beacons. I'm fucking down with that, 100%. Sounds great. That's actually really good. That's exactly what we want.

Give her whatever she needs to accomplish that. Do you need breakfast? Hey! Who are you yelling at? Dairon. Come on down. Dairon descends from the stairs and joins the chamber, everybody. It's vegan.

And there's bacon. Pocket bacon. It's warm. Did I describe that aptly enough? I think that was as close as could be done, concisely. Hello, everyone. Good to see you all again. Hi there!

Hi.! Hi. Pleasure. Pleasure. I don't want my comrade to die out here without any assistance. Dairon is aware and I have made things very clear that I want to make sure that we're not compromised in any way by having some sort of outside connection that could be uncovered. But you're good at not being found.

It is very specifically what I'm good at. Dairon is requesting that maybe they become the ward of the Xhorhaus. Ward? Keeper. Keeper. The ward of the Xhorhaus? Ward. Keeper. Keeper. Like a maid?

Butler. Like the house manager. Manager. Loudly cracks her knuckles. Eryn's the same maid. You need some groceries and beds made and stuff? Yeah, Jester, you grew up with house servants, right? You would know how to command one around the house.

You don't, well, you'll be nice. They are people that are at the house that are helping. Sure, I mean, we learn their names or whatever, but. Not. Your Scanlan is showing. I know. My Sam Riegel is showing. So rich.

You don't need to just stay in this home, though. You have business here on Rosohna. I have quite a bit of business, but I need to have a place to stay that is moderately safe. Perhaps easier to get closer to the inner circles of this city, and hopefully with such an appointment, would have a reasonable alibi,

should anyone inquire my reasoning for being here. Yeah, I got a question for you, actually. I feel like we're being watched enough as it is, maybe even inside this building. You got any of those skills that can keep people from, I don't know, checking in on us without us knowing? Unfortunately, that is not my bailiwick. Your what? Bailiwick?

My speciality. I do not have this skill. Specialty. If somebody were to ask you, you know, where did you come from, why did they hire you, what will you say? I will say that I was originally raised here on the outskirts of Rosasana, and I am, you know, I'm a skilled keeper of homes,

and we had met not but a week beforehand, myself needing work, and you being too busy to stay, hired me to take care of it in your stead while you were off handling whatever business you were handling, of which I did not ask as a professional keeper of your home. I mean, it makes sense if we are sending Yeza to safety that we hired security

to just watch over the place in his stead. What are the plans? What are the plans? That seems plausible to me. Okay. Sure. I'm sorry, I don't mean to be presumptuous. May I?

You may speak to Dairon, is that what you mean? Yeah. Yes, please to Dairon, is that what you mean? Yeah. Yes, please address Dairon. Everything you're doing here is in coordination with the Cobalt Soul. Yes. They know everything you are doing. There are occasional check-ins, yes.

You are plugged into a network. Well, they have an individual who reaches out to me in very much in the same way that your jester has, about twice a week, to which we exchange truncated information and updates. I think we probably have an overlap of goals, to an extent. If we were to help you here in Rosohna to fit in

and give you shelter here, would you be able to offer the same sort of access back in the Empire for us? You see, Dairon looks over towards Beauregard and looks back at you and goes, If you are forthright in aiding what I am doing, and indeed your goals align with what we are attempting to achieve, and I am attempting to achieve.

That is no issue. You wish to root out corruption in the Cerberus Assembly, you said so yourself. Very much so. We wish to do the same. Good. We wish to end the war. Good. As foolish as that seems. Foolish, yes, but I've seen more foolish ideas

still come to pass. This could work. Oh, thank god. Oh, my friends like each other. Oh, fuck. Make no mistake, though. Oh, it's entirely your fault. Yeah.

Should any of this information I have been given prove to be false? Should any of you have been providing false information to Beauregard and any of you attempt to cross what she, I, or any members of the Cobalt Soul are attempting, you will be tried. Okay. All right, that seems pretty fine.

I think we're okay with that. Good deal. Good. You walk an extremely fine and dangerous line by aligning with the Bright Queen in the Kryn Dynasty. This is information I will not be sharing. Be careful who you share this with. I don't think you need to be on guard with us as much as you think.

There is corruption on both sides. I've lived as long as I have because I trust no one but myself. Have you lived a really long time? I feel like that would be pertinent information, actually. Towards the end of my second century, yes. Fuck!

All right. My friends like each other. The Empire is most of our home. And it is a good home. Could be better. Yes. We need to see it. As do we. And with this place, with our place here,

who better poised to have to make a difference? Good. Then whatever you do, Caleb, don't fuck it up. Well, I don't know if I can promise that. We've already fucked a lot of things up, but we'll try our best. Golly, golly.

That's a compliment. That's like, um. That was a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I was just trying to... Then it's decided. You'll stay in the house while we go on a little bit of a journey. Let's work on your backstory a little bit more.

It was a little shaky, just professional criticism. Very well. Introduce me to at least a handful of individuals in the vicinity so that they don't think I'm some prowler or an individual who has chosen this home. Well, we'll introduce you to Essek and let him know that you are our new housekeeper. And maybe our neighbors, Lord Bylan.

Bylan? Yeah, they kind of like us. They hate us. They don't like the tree. I don't know why. They're a little leery. I can't imagine why they would be. They're taking the vegetables, I'm just saying.

Are you good with people like Beauregard is? You know, like a real charmer, affable person? Hmm. No. Yeah, you'll fit in just fine. That actually makes it more believable that they work for us. It does. That's very fair.

All right. Hey, Dairon? Yes? Have you ever heard of the Angel of Irons? I cannot say that I have. Is it important? We'll go check in. It's just a name we heard.

I can send back word and put our researchers on it, if you'd like. For that Cobalt Soul? Yeah. If there's one thing we are good at, it's acquiring information. It might be good to have. Let's do that.

Anything could help. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, if you're going to be sending out a wire or anything, if you also wanted to do a little research on the name Uk'otoa, I mean, someone could want, you know. All right, Uk'otoa. I doubt it.

Anything could be great. Also, the Angel of Irons. I will inquire. You also might as well throw in the Crawling King. Yeah, not bad. I know about the Crawling King. Well. Well, what was the other one then?

I mean, we do, too, it was just the Laughing Hand. The Laughing Hand. The main characters in the lore and religion of the realm in which we live. Oh yeah. The Laughing Hand I will also look into. This is great.

Yeah, I had access to this, but we've just been so connected and I didn't want to be found out because I thought that they'd be pissed. So I'm still very angry with the fact that you've gone ahead and taken such bold moves with the very center of the political enemy of the Empire, but we also do not succeed by

simmering in frustration and instead try and, as, what is the adage? Make lemonade out of sour fruit? This is precisely the sort of positive attitude I've been saying everybody should be having. Like, this is what I've been waiting for. This is great. Now, honestly, Beauregard, this is how I've been waiting for. This is great. Now honestly, Beauregard,

this is how everyone treats you and talks to you, so this is not news to us. It is a, yes, it is a mirror. I appreciate your trust in me. Be careful. Yeah, same to you. Are we going to be sticking around here a few days, or are we going to find this fucking kiln?

We're going to Nicodranas, I thought. Yeah, I was about to ask, are we pushing back our departure time so that we can plant the seeds of our new security guard here at the house? It'd probably just take an hour or so to mention it to Essek and our neighbors. Yeah, we're going to, I think,

give us a little bit of help on the way out. We also all don't necessarily have to go to Nicodranas. That's true. What? Huh? You see in the back of the room, you see Yeza kind of, oh, okay. What?

No, I mean, you're going, we're going. Right. Yeah. What? I just heard we weren't going to Nicodranas. No, no, no, no, no. She said not all of us have to go to Nicodranas. Okay. We're going to go. We're going to go, we're going to go.

Does Yeza not want to go to Nicodranas. Okay. We're going to go. We're going to go, we're going to go. Does Yeza not want to go to Nicodranas? Insight check? Make an insight check. Hey! No, Yeza very much wants to go. Okay, okay. Yeza seemed briefly heartbroken

at the possibility of not going. Oh. Knowing that perhaps Luc is their way. To be fair, it is the Orlando of Exandria. Orlando! Oh my god. Bless you all. But it's, and Talon's closet is the Boca Raton. All right, so yeah, if you guys would like to.

Pass some of my food under the table to Nugget. Should we just send a message to Essek or something, and then skedaddle? I would love to grab a few supplies so we could have a map of where we're going, if we can get some maps and maybe some. We're going to Nicodranas. Well- We're going to Nicodranas. Well, you're going to Nicodranas.

Oh, okay, okay. A couple of us could stick up here and just get a few things for our trip. All right. Well then, me and Caleb and I guess Jester can go to Nicodranas and we'll see you back tomorrow? Fjord? Yes?

You want to go to Nicodranas or you want to stay? Do I want to? It's near the water. If you only, if you want to. What's everybody doing back here while we're gone? If I go. Well, first of all, I don't think we should just send a message to Essek if we're introducing him

to a human from the elf, excuse me, elf from... Is she going to appear? Are they going to appear as themselves, or? No. No. I will maintain the alteration. Alteration of what? What are you doing? A drow, right?

You can seem like a drow. Face to face rather than leave a cell phone message. Does Dairon look like a drow now, or? Yeah, Dairon has not dropped the drow form that you met Dairon in back in Asarius. If you look like a drow, you're going to need to say that you're with a particular clan, pal, smack, what are they called?

Den? Denim. Right, as far as my research goes, not everyone belongs to a den. They eventually can be brought into one if they're not born into one, or if their soul once belonged to one, they can be returned to a den. But in most cases, you have to earn your way into one.

As I am a servant, I figure as part of this, it would be easy to believe that this is a first life for myself, and a den has not yet accepted, or have I found one that was of my interest. What if we say that you are living in Beasttown so that it makes sense that no one has seen you before? Sorry, this is not a bad idea. I will avoid that.

But the question remains, are we going to introduce Dairon to Essek or just the Splitskis? No, I think we should introduce. But we could do that if you guys want to go ahead and get a head start. I agree, but I would say that I'm not entirely sure of Essek's intentions. So if we introduce you to this individual,

be extremely careful with him. I am extremely careful with him. I am extremely careful with everyone. Are we all coming? He's pretty hot, so. Hmm. Plus, doesn't he possibly have the ability to see through disguises and stuff? What was that? Is that odd?

Doesn't he have the ability to see through disguises and stuff? Maybe? Maybe. Essek? Maybe. Just saying, if you're going to be here by yourself introducing your spy friend, Essek, better go well. This is not an illusion in particular.

It is a transmutation of the flesh that should. Oh! There are still forms of magic that can see through, but I will not be delving close enough or in circles where such disenchantments are hopefully present. Oh, pretty fancy. Fingers crossed. All right. Are we all comfortable splitting up for 24 hours?

Y'all aren't going to get into any fights in Nicodranas that we're not going to be a part of? Definitely not. Because, you know, I would feel super left out if I didn't get to fight. If we fight anyone in Nicodranas, we will bring the fight back to you. All right.

I like it. There is also the question of what we are doing with your family and you. When we are there, are you staying there? I mean, why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you need to talk about that with Yeza? Probably. Wait, is this goodbye?

Are you not coming back? I don't know. No, I'll see you. Yeah goodbye? Are you not coming back? I don't know, I'll see you. Yeah, no, I'll come back. I don't know, I want to talk about it with Yeza first. If we leave, two of you or three of you, I have spoken of my reservations before. I don't know if we have a plan or you have a plan for living there.

They can stay at the chateau. Well, I still worry about that letter. Maybe we'll see some evidence if we get there. Can snoop around and see if anyone's keeping their eye on the chateau. And Blut is really, really tough. I mean, he's done a good job of keeping secure and safe. If we put in the request for everything we need

to be delivered tomorrow, and we could all move one and then come back and everything should be here, and then we can all do the introduction when they deliver what we need. So we're all here to introduce Dairon? And then we all go, but we would just have to break the order of operations up. That's fine, too, but what I am talking about

not as a long-term problem. Something could happen in two days or three days or two weeks. Yeah, but there's a war raging across the continent. That could be true for anywhere, at any time. Yep, leap of faith, Tom. I worry. Of course, I worry, too.

I have a feeling, you know, there's lots of things happening, Caleb. Maybe they're not going to focus all their energy on looking for you right now, you know? Or looking for whoever knew their name. I mean, especially all the way in Nicodranas. Seemed to be a poor use of resources, really. I agree.

Hmm. Maybe you've got a little more visibility than you thought for a while. Yeah, okay. Maybe. So is that a plan? What is the plan? Are we all going or are we all staying?

We're going to put in an order for some food and some maps to be delivered tomorrow to the house. And do we have transportation at this point, or are we just going to be up north? The Brightfeet said she could offer transportation. Excellent. So food, maps, transportation, nothing too expensive or fancy. And then we'll go now, be back tomorrow,

and have them bring it, ask them to bring it tomorrow. Then we all go to Nicodranas and we have a nice beach day. If we wanted. Just in case something goes wrong. It is really fucking cold up here. I'm nervous splitting the group up. All right. Let's stay together, and then we can introduce Esse group up. All right. Stay together,

and then we can introduce Essek tomorrow. All right. All righty. Dairon, can you not be seen for 24 hours? I think I could handle a day. Yeah. Don't answer the door if anyone comes by. Not a problem.

If we can message them for our list of supplies, food, maps. Okay, so just figure out what it is you'd like to acquire before the journey, and who you're sending it to. Yeah, who are we asking for this? Probably, well, who do we want to introduce your friend to? We can do that tomorrow. Essek.

So we'll have Essek to see if we can get Essek to put it together then, or? Does Essek do that type of thing? You guys had discussed with the Bright Queen about possibly acquiring a map of the Graying Wildlands, which is not a readily available map at all. So they're looking into that. Any other maps you want to acquire,

you can ask about that, as well as any other supplies that you're looking for the journey. I guess, yeah, we'll put it in with Essek. With Essek? I guess, yeah. Okay, that's easy to handle. He's kind of our liaison. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. He's our ambassador.

Our handler. Kind of, yeah. All right, cool. Yeah. Add. That's our ambassador. Our handler. Kind of, yeah. All right, cool. Yeah. Add. That list will go in. Perfect. That's a good one.

All righty, so having your things prepared for the time being, and it being late afternoon, or sorry, late morning, about close to midday, you assume, you are welcome to make your journey to Benajri Coast, if you'd like. Okay. This I've got to see. I want to take Nugget and run upstairs to the tree

and ask if Sprinkle wants to come, too. Oh. Sprinkle definitely just attached to you and seems to be eager to go wherever you're going. Oh. Did you miss me, buddy? Oh, but Jester, you think you could just leave him here with this beautiful tree and wouldn't it be great? No, no, no, he wants to come hang out

with my little deer. They probably made a little house out of twigs and shit. Like maybe put some paintings and scratch, okay. The crimson ferret remains curled up behind Jester's neck, almost like a fur collar to a coat. The Crimson Ferret. The Crimson Ferret. Yeah, it's a good bar title.

The Crimson Ferret. It's a weasel, they are different, okay? Yeah. That would be a red weasel. It's a Crimson Ferret. Caleb, what do we need to do? So I'm going to go to our laboratory and I will just take a couple of minutes and then meet me in there.

Are we ready now-ish? Yeah. Yeah, okay. So I will go to the laboratory and use 50 gold worth of chalk. I'm going to minus that money now. That's a worth of chalk. I'm going to minus that money now. That's a lot of chalk. And trace the circles and the correct sigils on the ground, and it is prepared and ready to go

when they join. All right, as everyone gathers there, Caleb completes the final sketches within the center of the large circular equation that he has drawn across the floor. As it does, you watch the familiar exterior of it begin to glow and the runes begin to click in and rotate until it forges itself

a final glowing point in the center. You can see this lifting energy just slowly gliding up from the center of it, and you acknowledge that you have six seconds to dive into the circle. Here we go, here we go, come on, come on. I grab the ginsu and go through. You all dart into the center of the circle. There's that sensation of feeling lifted suddenly,

that kind of almost rollercoaster drop type butterflies in the stomach, and you all emerge within a dark stone chamber. Oh shit. Yeah. Where are we? What's the guy's name? Where are we?

His name is, let's keep our heads, Yussa? His name is Yussa? Yussa. We are in the, it was the top of his tower, correct? That's right. It was higher up than the floor than you guys arrived. He's going to be so mad!

Why? Not necessarily. We probably should have told him we were coming. Yes. We probably should have told him we don't have the thing anymore. What thing? The what? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He wanted that thing.

We'll get to that. Hello? Oh. Anybody home? You hear some footsteps about a minute and a half later, coming up in the door. Opens and peeking through, you see the older goblin with the really nice vest on and rolled up sleeves kind of glints through. Hello?

Hello. Apologies for coming in unannounced. Your master has given me an open invitation to return and in hindsight, I think we should have sent some sort of message in advance. Probably, yes, but that's fine. given me an open invitation to return, and in hindsight, I think we should have sent some sort of message in advance. Probably, yes, but that's fine. Follow me to the downstairs chamber,

and I'll retrieve the master this way. The goblin leads you all down the spiraling staircase towards the familiar base of the tower, where you had previously first encountered both this goblin and the master of the tower, Yussa. The chairs and furniture have been rearranged. In fact, there's more furniture here than there was last time.

You're not sure if it has been changed upon your arrival or has been in the interim, but nevertheless, there is enough places to sit for everybody. You watch as the goblin leaves for a bit, and you sit in the quiet chamber. There's a small fireplace that's built into the side, and as you guys sit and get comfy, the fire flares up brighter, and the room gets warmer.

It's cozy. The smell is a mixture of the burning wood from the fireplace with hints of jasmine. It's a very pleasant, comfortable interior. No windows to the exterior. A few moments pass before you hear the footfalls of a figure returning.

There you see, descended from the staircase Yussa, his lithe, elven form draping behind a long train of his robe. I stand. I follow suit. Okay. You see his arms tucked into each of the sleeves where you can't see his hands.

Head is carried up with an air of, you would almost mistake it for arrogance, but this individual just seems to carry themselves with an air of importance where they stand. All right. You have returned, it seems. Yes, I beg your pardon for doing so unannounced. I would prefer a heads up next time,

but nevertheless, here we are. So what brings you back to the Menagerie Coast? We are transporting some asylum seekers. Right, and he looks over to the other side. Hi, it's a very nice place you have. Thank you. We don't intend to stay long.

In fact, I think I can get us back to where we came from. Oh, on my own. That is good. Well, if I might inquire, out of personal and professional curiosity, what have you been up to? You know, you know, avoiding the war. It's crazy out there, if you get close to the Empire and Dynasty.

I feel like we should mention the most recent encounter. Uh. Yeah, the should mention the most recent encounter. With the... There was so many of them. The Laughing Hand is at least probably worth mentioning. I mean, that's something we should probably tell everybody, I imagine. Sure, sure. An unkillable monster that was released

way, way far away from here. Does that name mean anything to you? It does not ring any particular bells, but I can look into my tomes. If this creature, you say, is dangerous, it may call my attention to study. It is a long ways off. We have just come from over the mountains,

and over more mountains. Which mountains and how far? The very edge of the Empire. Have you heard news of the war? I have kept my eye, yes. It's important to be informed. Is it going well? From whose perspective? Mine.

What side is your perspective? You know my accent? Not well. Not well at all. It's beginning to brim past the Dunrock. There was a series of failed incursions by the Empire. When they were killed, there is worry of them beginning to take land further into the Merrow Valley.

But not yet. Not yet. You know, I have a Zemnian accent, I am Zemnian, but we are somewhat unaligned. I gathered. We are just trying to find our way between the cracks and hopefully do what we can to lessen tensions on either side.

I wish you the best of luck. Wouldn't that be something? Hopefully do what we can to lessen tensions on either side. I wish you the best of luck. Wouldn't that be something? We have similar but different paths. We both wish to avoid choosing the differences you wade into the flames, while I prefer to stay far away. Speaking of staying far away, have you seen or felt or sensed, I don't know what you're capable of, any agents of the Empire here in Nicodranas, maybe?

Snooping around, asking questions, looking for people? Ooh. None that I've encountered, but it would not surprise me. I mean, there are, there are many sellswords. Looking for ways to make money in wartime is very profitable. But no organized presence here. No, no. Not that I've seen, at least.

And even so, I mostly keep to just my segment of the city. Have you spent any time tinkering with that gift we left you? Oh, quite a bit, very fascinating. How much time do you have? Not much. Not much. How much time do you need?

Oh, I can go on for weeks about the things that I've just begun to uncover. This is going to keep me busy for quite some time, so I thank you very much for entrusting it to me. Did you get any gold from it? I've acquired quite a few interesting tidbits of information, and yeah. What's the top one?

He watches, he leans forward and looks you over and goes, How much do you know of the Age of Arcanum? How much do I know about the Age? Yeah, Mr. Jett. 13. 13, not much. It was a long time ago. That it was. So nothing that would probably be of interest to you. I am interested, though. Beauregard. Yeah?

Fjord, do you think that the two of you could keep an eye peeled for any trouble around Jester's house? You want to stay here and learn some while we go back, that's fine. Yeah. We can organize a place for Yeza, get him set up. I will join you later.

I think that's a good plan. We'll message you if we run into trouble. If you have some time, I would be curious to take another look at that device you had brought with you last time we had met. We didn't bring it this round. Yeah, we have it in a hidden spot. Too dangerous to carry with us.

Both Jester and Beauregard make deception checks for me, please. Fuck you, Monty. We took your advice, it is... Deception. Significant. Deception. And we thought carrying it around. Theoretically. I said I don't need to look at this.

Seven, theoretically. I'm good at this, I'm good at this. 20. 20, okay. I'm good at this, I'm good at this. 20. 20, okay. Carrying it to the sewers didn't seem like a good idea anymore. Hmm, it would not. Anyway.

Did you find, okay, did you find a chamber with a dead dragon in it with lots of golden boards of treasure? I did indeed find such a dragon. Oh. Did you save any of it? Because technically we sort of killed it, and some of that treasure is ours,

and we just didn't get to grab it. Well, technically, none of us killed it, it was, nevermind. Technically, you are responsible for destroying a, what would many consider to be a very arcane, powerful creature that might be endangered by some perspectives, that was owned and not in a scenario where you would claim ownership over such a hall, if you will. So that would be a no.

Not to say that at some point down the road, should I manage to completely map out the interior of this, we might discuss some sort of finder's fee. Have you even begun? I've begun, but I'll be at this for quite some time. Did you find any powdered gems there? I've been looking for some. Powdered gems, no.

But I can keep an eye out for you, if you'd like. Okay. Very well. So. Do you still need me then, if we do not have the artifact in question? Not in particular. Any other strange things in the world I should know about? I mean, Laughing Hand is a big deal, I feel like.

Fair enough. All right then. I will begin to set that research. To put it into perspective, we've been finding devices that have been opening up portals to the Abyss, and it seems there might be some sort of incursion being planned by demons. People. Yeah.

People who might want to release this Laughing Hand. That is curious. Yeah. Thank you. That's what we thought, too. We're keeping an eye on reports of similar accounts happening within the Empire, as well. Really? I knew it!

Two such similar struggles seem to have occurred into Dash as of late, and another in Pride's Call, I believe. Ooh, that answers so many questions. However, by all accounts and public and private discussions, all manner of these attacks and assaults have been decreed as sourced by Kryn demonologists. Oh, that's not, yeah. have been decreed as sourced by Kryn demonologists.

Oh, that's not, yeah. No. Is that a credible source, or is that just? That comes from both public cries and a number of credible sources from the interior of the Empire. Take that for what it is. No. We know that that's false. Propaganda. We know that's false.

We pretty much know that. Just like in the city, in Zadash. Yeah. The Two Criers. Well, no, it was earlier than that. Have you noticed, I don't know if you leave this place, have you noticed any Empire presence more than normal here in Nicodranas? No, there is always some sort of Empire presence

because of its proximity to the Empire here on the border, but I believe they are placing as much force as they can towards the east, so it has not really swollen on this side of things. Very well, well, apologies for intruding on your home. Next time we'll call ahead so you can get dressed or whatever. Thank you for that.

And welcome to my home, says Tiazza. Tiazza's already looking at the pieces of furniture and on the shelf of the books, and is like, Oh yeah, no, thank you. Can we go now? Yeah, let's get out of here. You guys turn around, the door opens on its own. Curiously enough, it hinges on the opposite side

from where you first entered it, and leads you out into the center of the open quiet here in Nicodranas. To the furies. It is now, at this point, it's like early afternoon, mid-afternoon. The sky is cloudless and blue. The bright sky above you, the sunlight

warming your skin upon contact. You can smell the ocean breeze. Hear the waves and seagulls in the distance. What are we wearing? You're wearing your jorhascan clothes. Okay, I'm instantly casting Disguise Self. I have it, I will, what does everyone want to? Nope, nevermind, just use that spell slot.

Yeah. I am casting Disguise Self, so I am going to look like a tall, old farmer. Yeah, I'm doing, I'm a fisherman. I'm going fisherman this time. I just shed the coat, go to my tank top and tie pants look. You keep it.

Dockworker Beauregard. Yep. Perfect. What's her name again? I disguise self to look like You keep it. Doc Worker Beauregard. Yep. Perfect. What's her name again? I disguise self to look like my Fiona. What's her name? Human persona. You got it.

I'll change my armor, which can change just a simple gray, you know, gray raw silk again, and I'll put on my mask and gloves. All right. I'm going to make myself look like myself, but wearing my old clothes, except that they're all clean. All righty.

Fjord? Yeah, same thing. First gen Fjord in the house. You got it, first gen Fjord arrived. All right. It is a welcome sight, especially for you, Jester and Fjord. It is a homecoming after long weeks away in environments far harsher than you ever expected

to have to endure or explore. It fills you with a sense of warmth and hope to be back to where a lot of this all began for both of you. And the city is yours. What do you wish to do? Let's go to Jessie's house. Look, Yeza, this is where you will live.

The city, isn't it beautiful? Temporarily. Like, we don't know if it's going to be forever, right? Why would you want to leave this place? Look at it. It's nice. As you watch as Yeza has run off to the nearest intersection and is looking down the straight,

there's one large road that heads right down to the docks where you can see the horizon and the ocean. Yeza's like, I'm sorry, I've just never seen the ocean before. It's quite a thing. It's not that great. Let's walk down there. I mean, we don't have to. Wait, wait, wait! Don't do it yet, you should grab a luke

and then you can all see the ocean together. Okay, yeah, yeah, all right, let's do that. Sure. What a good idea. All right, you guys make your way towards the opal archways and approach the familiar sight of the Lavish Chateau. Oh man, Nugget's going to be so happy to see Mama. As you guys come towards the front, it opens within. You see the familiar sight of the dark wood interior.

The table, since it is earlier in the day, there's only a few customers at the time, it tends to pick up more around dusk. You lead back up to the stairs where Bluud, the minotaur, stands there, looking a bit tired, almost about to fall asleep at the post, and then he's supposed to arrive and then

notices you guys approach, sees you still as your illusory persona, Jester. Yeah, but I look like male to human, it's fine. So Bl Blue goes, Ah, Jester. I hug him. He awkwardly takes the hug and pats you on the shoulder,

standing almost double the size of Jester. Should I fetch your mother? Yeah, is she busy? No, just looking over, and then the door opens. You see Mary and goes, Jester? She rushes out, throws the door open, it slams into blue to grabs it,

and she reaches out and puts her arms up under your arms and lifts you up about a foot off the ground and just holds you and goes, Jester, my sapphire. What? So, you've all returned. Welcome. And you must be, and looks over to Jeza and goes,

Hi. This is Jester's mom. Okay. She lives here and she's a fantastic performer and a great mom. And also, she might know where Luc is right now. Oh, I'm so sorry. Yes, of course, right this way.

Oh, okay, okay, hold on. I'm going to just cast Disguise itself and change into Veth. Okay. Are we in the public eye at this point still? You guys are upstairs in the, there's a curving staircase that leads up to the second floor where Marion stays in the Lavish Chateau.

It's a landing with other rooms, but her room is... It's hidden from the rest. Right now. The entire time we're here at any point, Caleb is trying to subtly look for weirdos, for people he knows. Looking for weirdos. 20, he knows what I mean.

No. 20. You're surrounded by them. People are strange. Oh, damn vampires. All right, you guys step into Marion's professional chambers, where you've met her before. You can see there's the back room as well as open.

There you see sitting and in the process of knitting is old Edith, who looks over the shoulder and goes like, Oh, look, we got all sorts of folks coming. Oh, I know these people. Look! And from off the balcony of the chamber, you can see Luc turns and enters the room and sees both Yeza and Veth. He goes, Mom, Dad.

He just runs forward and as both of you put your arms out and he runs into both of your arms and you hold him there and this is like moment that stretches on for a minute or more of just the union of this family that's been so separated for so long, the three of them for the first time in many years coming together, framed by the ocean and sky beyond the balcony.

Edith stands up and smiles a bit and wipes a tear from her eye. Marion comes over and puts her arm and hooks it into Jester's arms, you all watch on. Eventually, Luc breaks back a little bit and goes, So what's, where have you guys been? It's an incredibly long story, and we'll tell you sometime,

but right now, all you need to know is we're safe and we're together. And things are going to start being better and easier now. It must have been such a long journey. Edith, how was the road here? It was sort of, it was bumpy a lot, but that nice Shocasta fella made sure

that we were nice and comfortable and safe. He's as smart as a whip, that one. Did he have any dangers befall you when you crossed over the border or anything? A lot of them. A lot of them. Crownsguard were very nosy, but once again, that Shakasta fella, we knew what he was doing. nosy, but once again, that Shacosta fellow,

he knew what he was doing. Luke, did you see his bird? Yeah. Isn't that cool? It didn't make any sound unless you were really close to it. It was like. He said he could see through it. It's true, he can, it's magic. That's so cool.

And apparently the bird is royalty. That's true. Have you been to the Bird Kingdom? No, no, I haven't. I didn't know there was one, but. Oh, well, if you talk to him again, see if he'll take you. Okay, I'll get tickets for both of us.

Yeza butts in his point and goes like, and by the way, I think you should know that your mother here is quite the adventurer. I've been watching her just fighting all sorts of bad guys and defeating monsters, and she kept your papa safe for quite some time. I mean, I think your father is exaggerating a little. Who goes,

No! He's like, no, no, I kid you not. Look, cross my heart, your mama has been a, I've watched her scare off terrible creatures, and I mean, why don't you show him your cool device, your crossbow device? Oh, I mean.

He's like, you have a crossbow device? Can I see it, can I see it, can I see it? No, you cannot play with it. You cannot play with it. It's very dangerous. Can I touch it? I can show it to you. I'll show it to you. Is there anything in the room fruity?

Like an apple or something? Actually, yeah. Marion does take her meals in the chamber, and they're usually a platter with different foods. You can see that there was a mostly eaten meal where there is what looks to be an orange left, only partially eaten. Okay.

All right, I'll Quickdraw and fire on it. Roll for an attack. Okay, okay, attack. I would laugh if it missed that. 28. 28. The orange has been stapled to the wall and is currently still vibrating from the impact.

Everyone's like, and Luke goes, that is so cool! And is reaching for it. No, no, no, no, it's really dangerous, really dangerous. Guns are bad. I mean, crossbows are bad. Don't touch this, this is not for you.

It's too dangerous. Here, I'll take the bolts out and make sure that it's nice and the safety's on. I don't know. And I'll let him hold it a little bit. It's heavy. Yeah. Oh, well, okay.

And begins just pointing at it. I mean, you do look pretty cool with it. Do I? Yeah. Yes, he's like, Maybe we should not let him play for too long? No, no, no, no, I'll take it back soon, but maybe I could even teach him how to use it one time.

Yes, yes, of course, you got to know how to protect yourself. Sticks his tongue out at Yessir, he's like, ugh. But also, learning science in school is important, too, so we have to make sure that you're all signed up. It's about time for you to start school. Okay. Yeah. But maybe a bit of a balance, right? You could go to classes during the day

and then the afternoon, training. With the crossbow? Oh! Not that one. We'll get you a little one that shoots little suction cup arrows. Okay. For now.

Yissa tussles Luc's hair. But he's still holding onto the crossbow. He's not giving it back. It's all right, I'll steal it from him. All right. While this is happening, Marion looks back towards Jester and puts her fingers up into your hair and holds her head against yours and goes,

I'm so glad you're safe. I'm so glad to be back, Mama. And looks down, you can see that immediately at that point, Nugget just leaps up and almost knocks Marion over and is like, whoa! Just looking at her and is like, whoa! Just licking her face, going like, oh, wow, you are getting so big! He really is.

Yeah, pets are a lot. Pets are a lot, Mama. Not as much as tiny sapphires, but they're a lot. It's kind of, I feel, honestly, a little bad because, you know, Nugget's been stuck at home and we've had to go off and do things and I don't want him to be in danger and stuff. Well.

Are you, what are you trying to tell me? Well, not. Not. What, what? Maybe, um, maybe Luc would like a pet? A dangerous blink dog? He's not dangerous, he's sweet. He's a killer.

A sweet point. Yes! I will give this child whatever he wants right now, yes! Luc is still looking at the crossbow and is not even paying attention to the conversation. Hey, Lucie, Luc! What? Hey. Uh, do you want a dog? Well, okay, look. Here's the thing.

Oh, that's over. Oh no. And just points at Nugget. With the crossbow. Technically, he's on loan, because you know, he's my dog who I love very much, but I don't want him to be in danger, and his name is Nugget, and you have to beat him, and you have to take him on walks,

and you have to teach him how to blink, because he's still training. Yeah, okay, but he's also five, so he's probably not going to take your dog on walks. Your manservant or whatever can take the dog on walks. And Luc has walked up to Nugget now with a crossbow in hand and just reaches out to touch his nose,

and Nugget just knocks him over and starts licking his face. He's laughing on the ground. And Yess is like, Okay, crossbow and a dog. No, he's not going to keep the crossbow, don't worry. Yeah, I'll trade you the crossbow for the dog, Luc. Luc stands up and goes,

And I'll throw in this grappling hook. Deal. Hands the crossbow back, grabs the grappling hook, and goes back to petting the dog. That's arguably more dangerous. As a child of divorce, this is exactly what it's like. This is the most amazing divorce simulator I've ever experienced.

With every gift, my guilt goes away. Dog crossed by Whittlesey. While this is happening, Marion looks back and looks at Jester and looks over at Fjord and goes, has he been taking care of you? Yeah. Good.

I almost fell to my death. He made sure that didn't happen. Yep, caught her on the quick. Good. Very good. Keep doing that, please. I mean, she's also totally been taking care of, you know, herself and us as well. I mean, she's also totally been taking care of herself

and us as well. It's kind of like, you know, a cycle. Reciprocal. Yeah. Right, it's a cycle that some would call, I don't know, friendship? Oh, I was going to say unhealthy. True story. Yeah, but friendship.

Two? To be fair, many friendships True story. Yeah. But friendship. Who? Yeah. To be fair, many friendships are not necessarily healthy, but can still be useful. Oh my god. So right. Bless you. Miss LaVou, how many days have your guests been here? Not okay.

Oh, they've only been here about a week. They have come a long way. Been asking around about Felderwin, I believe. He's like, yeah, Felderwin. Asking about how things are going. Apparently it's, you know, it's not quite time to go back yet. There's still challenges and

battles being waged up there. Word of a rise in goblin attacks in the city as well, so we're just taking care of them for as long as we need to. Good. Very gracious of you. They're family of family, so. Thank you so much. Of course.

While they're doing this, can I get a scan of Marion's desk and see if I see any papers lingering out? Can I be nosy for a minute? Perception check, go for it. Perception, not investigation? Investigation will be rummaging through it. Ah! 17. From investigation? From investigation, we'll be rummaging through it. Ah! 17?

17. Looking at the desk she has, which is like a partial desk, partial vanity, this is her, you know, this is not where she sleeps normally, this is her work chambers, so this is where she spends most of her time, but that way it's dressed up well,

and everything here has some sort of presentational element to it, so it's a beautiful desk slash vanity space. A secretary desk. A little bit, yeah. You don't see anything that is glaringly out of place. There's papers and a couple of books, like novel elements that maybe should be done in spare time.

Nothing that worries you from this distance. You'd probably have to do more thorough investigation. Okay. Well, there's a lot of people here. How long will you be staying, is my question. How many rooms should we look for? Just. I think just overnight. Just tonight.

Oh, okay. Well, for the night, then, you are our guests. We shall have a fine dinner. There is a performance troupe in town that might be able to take you out for an evening in the city, if you don't mind escorting them, Jester.

And, you know, make an evening of your brief stay as a thank you. You're telling us to go socialize? Well, you don't have to, I just assumed. No, it's just. You can stay here if you like. I just assumed that maybe... You don't often get the opportunity.

We may need a proper change of clothes, just if there's anywhere where we can just get something. There's plenty of places you can get food. That'll do, then. Jester, you're going to spend some time with your mother, yeah? I have a feeling Mama might have a guest tonight. Oh, I can cancel.

No, no, it's okay. Yes, yes, you're a little more important than me. It's fine. I think a night of relaxation is not uncalled for, considering the week we've had. Yeah. You want to stay with your boy? Yes. Yeah, I'll stay. We'll just hang out here, probably,

or walk down to the beach. Walk to the beach? Walk to the beach, then we'll see the show. Yeah. I'm going to leave in my very obvious jacket, just in case. All right. Hey Beau, I have some clothes in the room if you want to change into something less, you know.

Zor Haslian. Are they super frou-frou-y? Are they dresses with bows? Well. I don't like bows. I'd go check out her wardrobe. Yeah, let's check it out. All right, so Beau goes through your wardrobe.

What does she find? Lots of really cool, pretty dresses. Whatever that means. There's purple ones, there's a yellow one. I fucking hate yellow. I've been through this. There's a red one. Not me. This red one would look really nice on you. All right, I put on the red one.

All right. What's it look like? Tell me, Jester. Come on in. It's sleeveless. Okay, that's good. And it's fitted through the waist, and then it flares out. And it's got two bows, one right here and one right here, and then a really nice ribbon that ties around the waist.

How long is it? It comes to just above the knee. Okay. This is on page 211 of the Player's Handbook. Yeah. This is my favorite part. Jester. What? Did you own this dress when you were 12?

Well, yeah. Oh. But you're, you know, you're so slender, I thought it would look good on you. You look like I'm trying out for a beauty pageant. That looks like a nice dress on you. But if you don't like it, you don't have to wear it, obviously.

I'll wear it, obviously. I'll wear it for Jester. All right. I'll put on the not yellow dress, because Beau doesn't like yellow. I'll put on my purple dress. Okay. Purple Jester and red Beau. We'll move some layers and head down to the beach.

I find a hat, too, a big sun hat. All right. All about the sun hats. Marion definitely has one of those you could borrow. All right, as you gather your things, and Yeza and Luc as well, Edith decides to stay back. You begin to make your way, walking towards the shoreline of Nicodranas to see the beach for the afternoon.

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Welcome back. So, before we get into the game, we do have our winner of the Wyrmwood Dice Vault for the evening. The winner is Stonefox Spakur. Stonefox SPQR. Sp-ker. Congratulations. Yes, could be speaker.

I like it better. Isn't that the Spartan? Could be. Adana. Adana. But for now, congratulations. Adana. Adana.

Adana. So. Adana. Adana. Adana. Not enough. So. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Oh shit. Yes, oh shit, what? I just closed my D&D Beyond, I got to open it.

Reopen it. I'm doing that. It's not working. Well done. It's not working. No, it's not working. It's only working for us. No, it's only fun for us. It's not fun for anybody else. There you go.

Can't get through. Why, man? Okay, then. So. As you guys gather now in the mid-afternoon here in Nicodranas, you walk your way towards the ocean side of the port, eventually finding the southern lengths of the city

that lead into the familiar beaches where once you had yourselves a stroll, the ocean side of the port, eventually finding the southern lengths of the city that lead into the familiar beaches where once you had yourselves a stroll, a soak, and a battle with a crab. So. Oh yeah. Coming along the ocean side, beautiful open sky, warm sun heating you up through your clothes, you can see now Yeza and Luc both

just marveling quietly at the sight for a moment before Luc just goes running off towards the water and starts jumping in it and splashing. No, no, no, not too close. Don't go too far out there. Yeza's like, it's okay, it's okay, I'm keeping a watch. Okay. Let him play.

All right, well, while they're playing a little bit, I'm going to hang back. I'm going to walk over to Caleb, trying to grab him and, you got a second? I do, one moment, and Frumpkin appears down on the sand next to me, and I scrunch his head and say, Go look from where we came.

Tell me if anyone is coming, okay? No. Yeah? Hey, real quick. Real quick. This is great, right? They're great. It is.

This is wonderful. Your illusion is about to drop, by the way. I will recast. Okay. Why would you come back with us? I don't know. I have no idea. I mean, I do, I do have an idea. The idea is that I have four hours left before I pop out of this existence

and go back to being a goblin. Your husband, does he know everything? Does he know that I'm a goblin? What do you mean? I'm sorry, your son, excuse me. Oh, no, no, I haven't told him. But your husband has accepted it. I mean, a little.

He hasn't thrown rocks at me or anything, but there's a distance there, I mean. You didn't seem that distant when you were hugging each other. Hugging? But we haven't, you know. What? Oh.

Well, I mean, so just because of that, you're going to come back with us and? I mean, listen. So just because of that, you're going to come back with us and? I mean, listen. I don't know if I can leave them right now. I haven't seen, I haven't been together with them in years,

and it's everything that I want, and I've got it right now, and they both seem happy, and we're safe, and that's all that I want. But it's not real, right? Well. I'm still, I'm faking. I don't even look like this. Do you think you could find the courage

to show yourself to your son and explain it? Because you are real. Maybe. Would you care for him? What do you mean? You would be a mother to him, yeah? Of course I would. Until he's 25, and then I'll be dead. I could maybe convince him that I'm okay for now.

Maybe he would accept me. But I don't know if I would. You know, I, there's still something that's not right about this. This is not my body. It's just right about this. This is not my body. It's just not me. And people liking you is nice, and people accepting you is nice, but if you feel wrong inside your own skin, then you can't be a good mother or a good wife

or a good anything, really. Well, what if we found a way? what if we found a way? Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. I've been reluctant to talk to you about this before because you're on your own path and I don't want to disrupt it or anything. I feel like I've been a bit,

not lying, but I'm just concealed. When we first met, we were there for each other to protect each other, keep us alive. But we both had our other motives, too. And for me, I didn't entirely come clean with you. And part of the reason that I was sort of instantly interested in hanging out with you was because you had these amazing magical abilities.

And you know, I care for you deeply now. because you had these amazing magical abilities and, you know, I care for you deeply now and I wouldn't leave your side for anything, but, I mean, I love you. But back then, anyway, and even now, there's a part of me that is hoping that you'll become powerful enough to do me a great service, and I haven't really been explicit with you about that,

but I've seen you do amazing things and change things into other things, and I've also seen you be ruthless when you need to be. You know how I became this way. and I've also seen you be ruthless when you need to be. You know how I became this way. They drowned me in water and turned me into another body. And I was hoping, praying that someday,

when you're able to learn the spell, find the book, whatever it is that you would be strong enough to kill me with fire and change my body like they did. I think you could do it. You're very powerful. Well, the fact of the matter is, I owe you everything. I would not be here. I would be dead in a field outside of Orfield without you.

And many times over. Yeah, anything is possible. Well, but is it, though? I kind of need to know. I want to say something to my child, but I don't want to lie. If I tell him that I will be back, I need to know that it is truly possible.

Is that something that you can do for me? Not now, but I am on the edges of such things. You could kill me and bring me back. You want to be you. Yes. We can find a way to make you you.

But nothing comes without risk or hard work. And I cannot do it tomorrow. And I need books. All right. But if you're asking me if I will help you, of course I will help you. And that's a spell that you've heard of or know is possible?

Make an arcana check, if you like. Total balls. Well, 13. 13. That's pretty good. A ball. Transmutation is an interesting school, as you know, as it is what drew you to it. What Nott is talking about

sits more in the realm of necromancy. If there are means of transmutation, permanently changing one body into another, you have no knowledge of that. You would have to ask magic practitioners of a much higher experience level or research in places that have much larger caches of older magic study.

Question, though. Yes. I'm unfamiliar of any way to do what she is asking. Correct. But I have read a ton, and I've read legends and stories and history about people doing the unthinkable, destroying themselves in the process. You don't doubt that it's possible. You just don't know specifically what can do it.

But I would think that with everything that I have done and read and know, that I have seen threads branching out into other schools and into other spells that logically, taken to the horizon, would be able to achieve something like what she wants. Improbable, yeah. It's possible.

But like I said, there are different paths. There are asking around for other mages that are more powerful than yourself, that may have more experience or knowledge on the topic. Or, like a lot of spells are developed, if something doesn't exist to fit what you need, develop it. You know, that's how many spells were designed.

So there are different avenues to pursue such a thing, and you know that, but that's as much as you can ascertain. I don't want to burn you. But if we follow the road long enough, I think I could return you. I have no doubt that you can do anything. But how long do you think that road is? Is it something that is hypothetical or real?

Veth, I do not know. I do not know if we are going to be alive two weeks from now, and so it is a very personal choice for you to make, because maybe you would prefer to have 20 years with your boy, or struggle into the unknown for a while and see what it gets you. Maybe die sooner, I don't know.

All I can give you is my loyalty, and I have great loyalty for you. All right. And I'd hate to see you go, but that's selfish. All right, well, thank you for your honesty. I'll think about it.

I promise to do all I can if you want me to. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right, I'll just walk back over to the boy. Okay, you look over and he currently looks to be smashing some sort of hermit crab with the grappling hook against a rock. He's like, and he's like, Shit, I'll feel bad.

Just be careful. It's okay, he'll be fine. Okay. Anybody else doing anything in particular during your beach trip? I'm just watching Fjord. Oh yeah. Is he swimming out to sea?

Fjord, what are you doing? I'm just hanging out. That's it? Yeah. You're not like, you don't seem weird around the water or anything like that? Been around the water a lot. Yeah, but not since you know.

His conscious is crazy. He keeps saying Fjord. Mine says consume. You got to catch them all. Fjord. Fjord. Fjord just putting seashells into his chest. That's all I'm going to say.

All right, yeah. So from your standpoint, Fjord is just lounging and enjoying the atmosphere, being back by the ocean. We're going to collect some shells. Okay. And then I'm going to take a show and then we can call it a night. Okay.

You guys return. There looks to be a traveling troop of performers that make their way through the streets. It's a slow procession, people and families and merchants and businessmen and nobles all come out and watch them as they guide their way towards the center of the Opal Archway, not directly in front of the Lavashateau,

but not too far away. The music carries on through the evening. It's an enjoyable night of simple performances, nothing too wild, especially given some of the shows that you've seen, especially if you're going to Hupperduke. It's a hard basis of comparison, but it's a fine evening of celebration

for the tiny victories and the long breath before the next leg of your journey. So. the long breath before the next leg of your journey. So. Can I go inside and talk to Blue and my mom for a minute? Of course, yeah. During the celebration,

everyone taking in the sights and the colors and the lights and the manner of spiraling firecrackers and laughter, you sneak off towards the Lava Chateau, make your way back up, Blued steps aside and allows you into Marion's chamber where she's out on the balcony, just watching everything on her own accord, and hears you enter and turns, and she goes,

Jester. She walks up and gives you another hug. Hi, Mama. Hello. How are you doing? I'm doing pretty good. You know, it's kind of hard being out in the world and stuff. It's a hard world out there, that is very true.

Yeah. Yeah, sometimes I wonder if maybe I should just come here and live with you and just give it all up and not have to deal with it anymore. I mean, selfishly, I would love that, but I do not think it's yet safe. Lord Sharp is still very much a prick.

Have you seen him lately? He is no longer a recurring client of mine, and I prefer it that way. But I just want to know that you're safe, and... Well, if I can be so bold, can I ask you to tell me about some of your adventures? Of course. I sit her down and I just tell her everything.

I tell her about the giant rock and what it looked like and how big it was. I tell her about the Cavern of Crystals. I'm still thinking it's really pretty. I tell her about the bridge, the crazy bridge with all the voices. And I tell her about Masha and what happened. She holds your hand to that story.

And I also tell her in detail about Astrid. Mm-hmm. As much as I know, and what to be aware of and Right. Look for. And, you know, I'm just a little worried that we've put you in danger, Nelmaman. I appreciate that.

You know, living in Nicodranas, a place where so many people come and go from all walks of life, it can be a beautiful and equally dangerous place, as you know. I'm careful, but I will be more careful. Okay. But I also do not want to live my life in fear.

I trust Balud, I trust all of my, you know, compatriots here at the Chateau. And to be fair, not to toot my own horn, there are many people that would wish to see no harm come to me as well. It's the truth. A lot of people love you, Mama, not just me. I know. So I will take care, and I appreciate you worrying for me.

But I worry about you, too. I'm fine. Everything's fine. I know that voice. In the times where it's not fine, that's okay, too. You know? If I can't be there to console you, you've surrounded yourself with some wonderful people. Don't be afraid to lean on them as well.

Yeah. Has a package come for us? A package? Yeah, there was a package that was going to Zadash and then we forwarded to here. It has not arrived yet. I can go check real fast. Oh, I'll go see if Blud can check, okay? All right. I don't want to.

Okay. All right. I go outside and ask Blud to go look for the package and I also tell Blud all about what Astrid looks like and tell him to really look out for her. The massive minotaur, through the intensity in your voice and your expression, seems to somewhat dwindle ever so slightly and nod in acknowledgment.

All right, I'll keep an eye out. But also, is the package here? So you go ahead and ask about the package, which I will go grab, actually. What? This package is brought to you by Dwarven Forge. Maybe? Maybe it's brought to you by Dwarven Forge. Their Dungeon of Doom was nominated for an Any Award

at Gen Con. Go vote it. Bit.ly slash vote DOD. What? What is this madness? Is this from Caliana? Is this the package from Caliana? Yes, it is.

There are letters to Jester and the Mighty Nein and to Mr. Caleb. Whoa, there's been a backup in mail. Do you want us to read it, Laura? Here you go, Laura, here's your- Yeah, yeah, yeah! Give me that! Do you want the table to read it for you?

Yeah. Okay. As well as this. Ooh. Who's this for? Whoa! It matches the dress Beau's wearing. Oh, wow. Are you liking like a... I'm feeling that red poof.

Okay. Holy bejesus, it's a three-page, four-page letter. Wow. Is it? Oh, dang! Okay, well maybe just save it for me. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Chester. Okay, okay. Here, here, here.

Share, share. Oh. There's presents here. Oh my god, what? There are presents here. She misspelled your name, but this is for you, Nott. Oh's presents here. Oh my god, what? There are presents here. She misspelled your name, but this is for you, Nott. Oh, thank you, Kaliama. This is for me, what is this? Oh dear. It's a wand?

Oh dear. Did you break it? No. Oh. There was something for Mollymau. I mean Nott, I mean Sam. What? Take pictures of the letter and text it to me. Great idea, great idea! What's the gift for Mollymauk?

Something for Fjord, so here you are. This one is for you, Jester, here you go. This is for you, Beauregard. It's a bow! For Beauregard, get it? Oh, that's very cute. It is very cute. Oh my god, it's adorable.

Thanks, Caduceus. It's just adorable. Caduceus, I am not quite ready for this. Are any of these things magical? Attack magic. That's a good question. I will. This is for Yasha.

Do you want to hold onto this? You can throw that in the refuse. Wow, already. Let's see here. Forgot how much of a girly girl Caliano was. I mean, don't believe any of these are magical. I think they're just a series of gifts. I'll confer with, it's a wand, it's a focus.

A focus, okay. I'll confer and double check, but I'm pretty sure they aren't. This is for Mollymauk, you should hold onto it as well. Cool, I get a bow and our dead friend's gifts. You should wear the bow. That's right, that's right, just let it happen. I slide these little pink flowers

behind Nott's ear. Oh. Am I doing it right, Caduceus? I don't know. Caduceus, help me. Okay, hold on. You totally gave us stuff like this at home, though. Oh yeah, all the time.

There's perfume on the letter. I told you she was a girly girl. I'm going to make sure this is really hard to untie, and I'm going to get as much of your hair in it as possible. There we go. Did you text it to me, Sam? It's big vials, they're coming. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hey guys, do you want me to open your prezzies for you and hold them up? Yeah. Okay. I'll get to my letter in a second. Here, here, just enjoy this as much as I'm enjoying it. Jester. That's pretty great. Oh man.

So, you know, Jester opened up her present and it's a little lollipop on a chain. Is it? This is so cutellipop! That's really cute. Cute! That's nice. That is so cute!

Not as cute as my bow. Ah, I get it now. That's funny. And then Fjord's got a bunch of shit in a bag. What is this? You took me abseiling. What is all this stuff? Shit, I don't know what it is.

It's potpourri. It's potpourri. Potpourri. Potpourri. Yeah, that's what that is, potpourri. It's potpourri. Yep. It's not like a teabag, it's fucking potpourri.

I genuinely don't know what's happening there. Caliana knows you so well! There's a nut. There is like a... I got a bag what's happening there. Caliana knows you so well! There's a nut. There's like a honeycomb. I got a bag of smell good shit. I mean, maybe. Here's some little silver balls. I feel like eating them, maybe.

I'm not sure, Pop, hurry. That was the weirdest gift bag I've ever been to. What the fuck is that stuff? That's so cool. Is all of this explained in her letter? Is that human skin? I bet, yes. The short letter, not the long letter. Yeah, do the short one.

I got a little bracelet. Ah, you look like a beach goer now. Oh wow. That's great. Wow, okay, wow. Long letter. This is great. Wow, okay. Wow. Are we opening all this stuff down on the shore? On the beach? Yeah. No, no, no, we're outside where the troop was.

This is when you guys start coming back in from the performance troop has passed on, so this is an evening event. I like how we're moving that. I feel like I'm auditioning for steel magnolias. Get out of my hair, Caduceus! Hold on, hold on. It's pinching! Okay. It's got a very,

it's very, I'm going to wash that man out of my hair if I do it. Yeah, I will read this letter. All right. It is fairly short. It's kind. Dear Mr. Caleb, I wanted to write something for you because I didn't get a chance to say goodbye to you when I left this swamp.

I wanted to say thank you for helping me, for trying to reassure me and be nice to me as we traveled. You also taught me a lot. I'm sorry you and Miss Beau had to fight because of me. I hope things are okay now, question mark. It's so strange. Oh, the cat's been sitting in the mail for a while. It's so strange to me.

I was obviously grateful that she trusted me and stuck up for me, but I also know why you had to be sure and why you didn't trust me. In a way, it felt kind of good to have to prove my intentions to you. It made me realize how important this task is to me, even though it is hard, even though it is dangerous. Telling you what I intended to do reaffirmed it in myself. I have been hurt

and betrayed by a lot of people, Mr. Caleb. I'm not very good with reading people. I'm not used to being lied to. I think I have learned a little from you and will be more careful in the future. The last thing I want to say, on our journey, you kept saying how you and the Mighty Nein were assholes or not good people. I don't know much, Mr. Caleb, but I know that is not true at all.

My blood, the way I look, make people hate me. They fear me. They try to kill me, call me a monster, a freak. Even the people I try and help sometimes turn on me when they see me for what I am. But when I met you and Jester and the nine,

you didn't do that. You helped me. You made me laugh. You apologized and assured me. You were kind to me. You are not assholes, Mr. Caleb. You're strange and a bit weird. You protect the people you care about.

I'd give a thousand treasures to have people like that in my life. My friend Magda tells me that every time I say something bad about myself, I am putting iron weights in my pockets. Sooner or later, you'll drag yourself down and not be able to get up. Be kind to yourself, Mr. Caleb.

I don't want your pockets to get too heavy. Thank you, Caliana. That's a nice letter. She said, Beau, she said, Beau, that the ribbon, she said you could put it on your stick, too. You don't want to wear it. I do need a new stick, Beau.

And more. A Beau, Beau, Beau. This isn't a potpourri, do you know what this is? Beau. Skin shavings? No, she found a, she talked to somebody and it's supposed to help with fur allergies. With what? Oh, fur allergies. Your allergies help with your fat.

She says if you sniff this, then it helps with allergies. I don't trust it. Oh, I'm going to write just the longest letter back to Kalyana. Since this one is four pages long, I'm going to write her back six pages. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh, I've never had a pen pal before.

Do they escalate? Is that part of the deal? It does if you're a burnt owl with me. Oh, and I'm going to draw her lots of cool pictures. Okay. Jester is basically an escalation machine. An escalator. I tie the new floral blue bow on my bow bow.

All right. The bow for the bow bow? Is now a blue bow bow. There's a blue bow for the bow bow? Is now a blue bow bow. There's a blue bow on the bow, on Beau's bow. I cast Fireball. Light him up. All righty. No, but actually, I'm going to take,

I fold up the letter and I take out the other book and slide it into that book and put that back into its holster. And I take both the Yasha and the Molly gift and I tuck them away with my circus pamphlet and Molly's belt and the other trinkets that I have. Scrapbooking. My scrapbook. Okay. My scrapbook pouch. All righty.

So the evening draws to a close. You guys have your quarters arranged by Marion while you're out and about. You have a comfortable night's sleep here in the Lava Chateau, one of the finest establishments to sleep here in Nicodranas. Spotty. Les, do you have any other business to handle?

Yeah, I'm going to cast Fortune's Favor on my cat. Okay. And tell him to find his way to the roof of the chateau and to stay up all night and to watch around the streets around the chateau. Okay, all righty. So go ahead and roll a perception check for Frumpkin. Fortune's Favor. I'll do a check for Frumpkin. Fortunes of Ava.

Oh, awesome. 14. 14, okay, good enough. All right, you guys have an uneventful evening, a night of comfortable rest. Come two in the morning, the morning sun burning away, the fog bank that has come in through the morning. The morning sun burning away the fog bank that has come in through the marine layer that has grayed the skies here along the shore, a familiar sight to both Jester and Fjord especially.

You can already hear the gulls getting loud with their morning meals. Food is provided downstairs in the chateau and the morning is yours. As you come down as well, Yeza and Luc, or Yeza's trying to convince Luc to eat all the food on the plate, but Luc is focused only on eating the starches, and they're having a small little tussle when you come down after casting the spell. Oh, hi. You're going to make Mommy really angry,

and you don't want the woman with the crossbow angry, you want to eat all the food. What won't he eat? What is he not eating? You look at what seems to be a steamed fish that's been dried out a bit on one side, he's not touching because it looks partially like a fish still.

And there's a dried seaweed type, almost like a spaghetti squash thing. It's actually quite good, but it looks not delectable, especially for a child. He's pushing it as far as he can to the edges of the plate. Wow. Ew, you have the seaweed salad. Did you eat this growing up, Jester?

Ew, no, I always pushed it to the side. It looks so nasty. As Marion comes to join you, he goes, no, it's true, she was very difficult to eat, sir. But we always have to try new things, so take one bite and then you can be all done. Make a persuasion check. With advantage, because you are his mom.

Against a five-year-old. Not great. Persuasion is plus one, okay. 12. 12, that's enough. That's enough. Begrudgingly, takes a bite of the seaweed salad type something, goes like. takes a bite of the seaweed salad type something. And is like, you can tell he doesn't mind it so much,

but has to act the part. And then takes a bite of the fish, and actually seems to not mind the fish too much, and then sets the fork down with absolute aggression. Ting-a-ling-a-ling across the plate. You did such a good job here. And I give him a handful of geode crystals. Whoa, what?

Where did you? Yeah, that's what you get when you eat your veggies. Looks at Yeza. That's what you get when you eat your veggies. Your dad will give you even more cool stuff. Yeza's like, Geodes, man. Ah, it's good to have you back.

Tales of old time. I will keep spoiling this child as long as I can. Mm-hmm. So. So what's the plan for today? It's time to head out. Go. I mean. Right away?

Yeah. I don't feel comfortable leaving Dairon alone at the house for long without any proper introductions. Things arrive and we're not there. Yeza looks to Marian and goes, Is it okay if me and Luc stay here for the time being?

Marian, of course, of course. Trust me. I have my pool around the establishment, and to be fair, they owe me quite a bit, so we can make sure it's taken care of. Well, then I'll grab Yeza and ask him to step aside with me, I suppose. Yeah, of course, of course.

So, Hun Bunz, I have to make a decision here. I don't know what to do. I want to stay with you and Luc so badly, but I... I can't keep doing this spell. I know. Look, I'm just a lovely chemist. I've done some good things, you know, local to Felderwin.

You've helped me tremendously many times and been privy to a lot of these minor accomplishments, but the things that you guys are doing, I mean, look at you, you're a regular badass. And, you know, of course I want you to stay. But I can see in your eyes that you still have unfinished business. I do.

I want the next time I see you to be, you know, forever. And I don't know, I can't just stay here and have half of myself here and half of myself somewhere else. I don't know if I'm strong enough to leave, because being here feels so wonderful, but... Do you need me to tell you to leave?

Kind of, yeah. Then go. They'll protect you, right? You'll protect them? That's more like it, yeah. It makes more sense. But go, go and fix these problems but go, go and fix these problems

you guys talk about. I don't know, stop wars or, you know, whatever this hand thing is you've been worrying about, too, go take care of it. Because I know you can, I trust and I believe in you. You know, we'll be here. We're just waiting for when you can, even if it's just to stop by for a bit, but, you know, wow. I mean, none of us thought we had this kind of a,

this kind of a destiny in us, huh? No, no. Couple of backwoods halflings. You were a prisoner of war. Yeah, that's insane. That's crazy. I don't want to go back to that. No, definitely not.

Hey, we've both been prisoners now. That's true, outlaws. We are so cool, coolest parents ever. Renatos. But no, go. Take care of the things you need to. Come back whenever you can. We'll be here, let us know if you need anything to change.

I mean, you're the, you know, you're the head of the family now, so. Well, thank you. You've always been so supportive of me. I'm just paying it back. I promise I'll come back. I, here, I'll give him 500 gold. No!

Take this, keep spoiling our son. You hear Luc go, what was that sound? No, nothing! No, it's fine. Grown-up talk. That's a lot of gold coins, he's like, ah! It's some platinum. It's some platinum, okay. That makes it a little more manageable. Keep spoiling our son as much as you can.

We didn't have much growing up, you and me. I know. So why shouldn't he have whatever he wants, at least for now? I agree. I also have to make sure that he grows up to appreciate it, too. Sure, sure, sure, yeah.

Teach him all the right lessons. Right, right. But if he wants something, it's okay. Let him earn it. And take this, too, and I'm going to give him my mask. I don't want to use this anymore, and I want to, when I come back, maybe I'll come back to, I hope to come back to visit,

but I really hope that the next time that I come back, I won't need this anymore. Whatever makes you happy and comfortable. Okay. That's what's important to me. Keep it, though, because I might start a collection of masks or something, so just put it away. Yeah, not that we need any collections together for now. We don't really have a place to keep anything.

Well, I just might send you some stuff, so just find a place. All right, thank you. Sure. All right. All right. Well, I'm going to go say goodbye to the boy. Okay. So I'll go over and give Luc a big kiss

and say, Mommy's got to go on another trip. Uh. Yeah, I know. It's, it's, it sucks. Are you going to go shoot more people? Yes, I am. Oh, that's so cool. Only bad people, though.

Yeah, of course. And I left some money for dad to get you a training crossbow, all right? Okay. You tell him that if you're really good, he should take you practicing once a week. But you have to be good. You have to eat those vegetables, eat that seaweed.

Or else no crossbow! Okay, Mom. Be good, be kind, be safe. Make sure you remember all the things that you shoot and tell me when you come back. Okay. Okay. And I'll hide my tears and go over to Caleb and just say I'm ready.

In the interest of time, can we say that on the walk back from the beach yesterday, I would've been able to pick up 150 gold worth of the chalks I would need to do? Yeah, I'll have it. Okay, thank you. Luc. We haven't spoken much. I'm like your mother's assistant. Okay.

I need to do some magic, but I need some help. In fact, I need your mother and your father. Will you help me do magic? Anything. Jester, is there a better place? Should we do it right here, or perhaps somewhere more private? Uh.

Marion's tipstone goes, actually, there is a room upstairs we can go do this in. Come, come on. Okay. Leads you up into this anti-chamber based off of her main work quarters. Okay. So, Luc, would you, well, first, will you hold my cat for a second?

Whoa! Okay, stand right here. And I take a chalk and I draw a small circle around his feet, and then I draw a much larger circle so that that small one is inside it, but on the perimeter, and it's 10 feet across. And then I draw another circle, and I say to Yeza, would you please come stand over here?

Then I draw a small circle of chalk a third of the way away around his feet. Veth, will you come over here? I draw a third circle. Kind of sit their places. Luc, the world is very big, I look at the third circle. Kind of sit their places. Luc, the world is very big, and it might feel like the three of you are very far apart,

but you can always be connected, and I draw a line from Veth to Luc, and then from the circle that Luc is in to his father, and from Yeza to Veth. And then I start to fill in the patterns in the middle of the circle, that Luc is into his father, and from Yeza to Earth. And then I start to fill in the patterns in the middle of the circle. And as far away as your mother may seem, in the blink of an eye, she can come back to you.

She's off doing big things, and she has a lot of assistance, nine of them. Okay. You'll hear from her and she'll be back soon. Everybody ready to go? Yes, as you're about to finish, she comes in and just gives you a kiss before you leave. As he does, I'm going to, slight of hand,

slip one of the sex potions into his pocket. Normal slight of hand. Oh yeah, like it's a million, 29 or something. None the wiser, Cat. So enjoy your dog, the cat is mine, and I pull Frumpkin back. Take a couple steps back for me, will you? Yes, it is the same.

Goodbye, Yeza. Bye, Caleb. Okay, six seconds, here we go, and I draw the last arcane sigil, and it lights up. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Big hug. All right, as he's finishing up, Marion gives you a big hug gesture and says,

Take care of yourself. Yeah, we'll be back. We'll be back to see you really soon, okay? Okay, shine bright, my sapphire. I love you, Mama. Love you, Jester. Oh shit, I left the dress in the guest bed! As you're all gathering at Fjord,

you're about to step in there, and you feel this cold spike shoot through the back of your head for a moment. A voice gently caresses the inside of your ear that says, Return. Right as you finish that step, the momentum, your eyes wide, the brain numb from the sudden moment where time seems to slow as you experience this.

You step down and enter in the circle and all of you are heading towards? Oh, back to the Dynasty, yes. You all re-emerge on the opposite side of this transportation circle, now standing beneath the Lucid Bastion. The guards, familiar with your arrival,

not far from where you have arrived here, greet you and there's not a huge issue at all, but you all gather yourselves. You've arrived successfully. When Jester's mom was hugging her, did the teleportation circle go off and Jester's arm got teleported? Just like a severed arm.

She just got Philadelphia experimented. No, no. Ah, damn. Sorry. That would've been awesome. It's a lot of bears, Zand. All right. Why don't we go check on our houseguest for starters? Wait for our things and get ready to go. Anyone different seem to be watching us

in the arrival chamber? Make a perception check. 19. 19. Looking about, it seems to be standard armored Kryn soldiers that these all do wear the elevated capelets of those who are assigned at higher levels of responsibility.

Different design than the ones you saw in Bazzoxan. Those are more fueled. This is more specifically assigned to the Elusive Bastion. But nothing out of the ordinary. But you guys are escorted off of the Bastion's premises, back into the firmaments to where your home is, and you return without any sort of issue or complications, this guy still.

At this point, it would be midday, or let's say late morning. Actually, from a distance from Nicodranas, I'd say it's probably early morning, though the sky is still dark, no sun. On that walk, telepathically, I ask my cat if he saw anything funky outside the chateau last night. No.

Okay, still paranoid, good. Understood. But you return to the Xhorhaus. Dairon is waiting. Now you put in an order for materials you required, and what did you put in the order for? Food and water for the trip. Transportation with a cart, if available.

A way of transporting, and camping supplies for cold weather. Okay, yeah, camping supplies, is way of transporting, and camping supplies for cold weather. Okay, yeah, camping supplies, is your bill, food and water? There is two horses and a cart wagon waiting for you, already taken off to the side of the building. Yeah, enough for the travel and a little bit of spending money also,

if they had anything, but I had a funny feeling they were going to give us any spending money. No. Yeah. Anybody else had anything they wanted? Oh, that's right, there was one other thing, some crossbow bolts. I have some. Okay. I got some. Oh, you already?

Yep, I got plenty, thank you. I think that was just basics, nothing too fancy. He wouldn't have thought to put anything fancy. Okay. Just some augmentation to our current kit. All right. You guys handle your introduction of Dairon to Essek? Yeah, I guess if we can summon Essek to do this. Yeah. Or if he, I don't know.

Essek! I know, Essek! There's one watching. I mean, aside from messaging directly with Jester, the other option would be to have to send a runner to go ahead and deliver a message, but it's up to you guys. You can walk over to his house. You don't have to do it here.

Do we know where he lives? Yeah. We do. No, you have not been to Essek's place. I figured Essek would come with the delivery of the materials anyway, but that was. Materials, if you ordered it while you were gone, they've already been brought, and Essek isn't going to be, you know, not going to escort your delivery supplies.

We can just message Essek. We don't necessarily have to do it in person. It's dope shit. I believe. It's like the. Look it up again. Or we can stop by on the way out. Yes, guys, really cool sounding.

Shadowhand. Shadowhand. Shadowhand, that's what it is. Shadowhand. Yes. We can stop by on the way out. Yeah, message him, Jess. Okay. Let's get this show on the road. Should I just tell him that Dairon's here and somebody's watching the house,

so don't you worry that there's a person here? We're taking off and we're leaving the house in someone's care. Okay, I'll just say that. Well, you have to bring him here so we can do a face-to-face meeting. Just say, like, hey, come here, we want to introduce you to our new, uh... To remind you, like, this journey you're taking,

how are you doing this journey? The discussion when you were in the Lucid Bastion was Essek was going to take you there via magic. Oh, that's right, so we should just tell him to come to the house. Essek, come over! Okay, I'll send a message to Essek. All right. That's right, thank you. No worries. Hey, Essek, come over! Okay, I'll send a message to Essek. All right.

That's right, thank you. No worries. Hey, Essek, come over, please, we're going to leave and we need your help and stuff, and. Easily enough. Put a bunch of caltrops down on the floor. They'll just glide right over. Ooh.

I throw down some ball bearings, see if any of them move. Okay, all right, fair enough. All right, so. Short time passes until eventually there is a rap at the door. Ooh, I get into position, so I have view of the ball bearings. All right. It'd be really bad

if he just banana peels. It'd be amazing, and we'll find out here in a second. Who gets the door? I'll get it with my mage hand. All right. Ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting. The door opens, the chimes tingle. Yeah, we're good.

There are two armed guards escorting Essek, who are just waiting outside, and Essek arrives and goes, Hello, it seems you have made your preparations and are ready to leave. Yes, you may enter and crash into the threshold. Thank you. He glides in, and you watch the ball bearings actually separating out around his form.

Whoa! Like there is some invisible force that is pushing them outward, and generating this strange force that keeps them at bay. Fucking doonamates. Like a hovercraft. Kind of, yeah. Hovercraft. Oh no, did we leave the ball bearings on the floor?

Silly me. You know who we should talk to about that? Our housekeeper, Dairon. You're a very curious bunch indeed. Dairon! You are a very curious bunch indeed. Dairon! Dairon is already right there behind you, arms crossed. Yes, I have arrived. Be more conscious to pick up

all the ball bearings next time, please. My apologies, Beauregard. I will not let this happen again. Thank you. I would like to introduce you to our liaison, Essek of the Shadowhand, right? He's the Shadowhand. Den Salos.

I have heard of you. It is a pleasure. Ah, well, it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance as well, Dairon. If anything needs handling while we're gone, this is a good point of contact for the house, or otherwise. Since we had to drop Yeza off, we figured it was smart to get a keeper.

Understood. Well, have you gathered your things? Are you ready for your journey, then? Yeah. I think so. Then come join me outside. Turns around and glides out in the ball bearings, who have kind of wobbly and get pushed off again to the sides of the wall, clatter.

He looks down as he passes by at them. You could call him the Hoverhand. But he didn't see the bucket of water we put over the door. Oh shit! Welcome to Mighty Pranks. We call him the Hoverhand. But he didn't see the bucket of water we put over the door. Oh shit! Welcome to Mighty Pranks. All right, so. Are you hoverhanding? Yes. She's hoverhanding me. Hoverhanding?

Yes, he's the hoverhand. Sick Bayless in every photo. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Sorry. All right, so. So nice. let me get this spell at the ready here. As you all gather, the Shadowhand takes a count. Is it just the seven of us then? And a horse and cart, if possible. Unfortunately, this particular magic does not allow

for such a cart to come. Let me double check here to see if the horse can. But, well. Not the cart. Why'd you get all this stuff? I mean, we can carry a lot of it with us, at least, but it seemed. I can bring you or the cart.

Let's go with us. I mean, we should vote on it, I suppose. We'll pack as much of the food and supplies as we can. Very well. We could use the horse later. From underneath the robe, the hen produces the map that was requested. Excellent. Which will be arriving in the mail this next week.

Thank you, Devon, for rushing that. Sorry. But this will give you at least a brief overview of what the map contains for now. That's Orange County. And the last request I have is a destination. Produces. Yeah, you know where we're going. There's the Alps, right? destination. Caduceus. Yeah, you know where we're going.

There's the Alps, right? The Flockett Alps, and I believe it's on the other side of the Ivory Lake, if I'm not wrong. Hang on, I wrote down the... Sure. Craverot? Shady Creek Run, yeah, and so it would be... Sand... Crystal Sands Tundra. Cravarrat? Shady Creek, yeah, and so it would be... Sand.

Crystal sands, tundra. Yeah, the Cravarrat volcano. Cravarrat volcano. In the Flautket Alps. If we can't get immediately there, then I say Cinderest Sanctum is the closest thing I can see on the map. Well, I need a singular destination. This magic is a bit volatile.

Kravarad, yeah. Kravarad, you say? Very well. Let us hope for the best, friends. You watch the hand that's still out there after holding the whole map begin drawing this slow sigil. You watch the hand leaving trails behind it as it moves.

As it does, each of you feel the ground beneath your feet begin to warm, warm, and warmer still. You're all suddenly underlit by this ever-swelling light from beneath you. Somebody please roll a d100 for me. I got you. Whoa. 100! You got it?

We've never done this before. Well, I can do a 10 and a 10. I think Caleb I got you. Whoa. 100! You got it? We've never done this before. Well, I can do a 10 and a 10. I think Caleb's got it, okay. 32. 32. Ooh, that seems just under or just over something. Okay. Okay. 33.

He's so excited. Well, it was 33% chance, we're fucked! Okay, so we're all dead. We're all inside a volcano. He's laughing way too much. Oh no, what did he do? He's laughing a lot. Did Essek just kill the party? No, no, no, it does not kill the party.

Just names them. You said it was 30? 32. 32, yeah. Okay, I need you to go ahead. Okay, no, but you all do suddenly take. Oh, Jesus. Cool. We just teleported into stone.

Oh no. All righty. 20 points of force damage. Okay. You all feel your bodies suddenly shift in but an instant into an open vacuum of space, and then suddenly you exist simultaneously with dense matter, and the magic rips you back out of the space, and in doing so, you feel horrible pain rack you from head to toe,

as if you're suddenly just pushed into a wall with the might of a hundred hands and then pulled back. Roll another d100 for me, please. You got it, you got it. That was a mishap. Fun, fun, fun. That was a mishap? Yes. As in it didn't work?

92. So we're 90s. 92, nice. All right. Now we're all dead. You gained two levels. After that weird little flux of energy, suddenly your vision goes white

and imagery begins to come back into view. You begin to see shapes, crests, heavy peaks, mountains all around you, surrounded by tall mountains, jagged peaks and spires that come to dangerous points, all coated in snow and ice. You're sitting in the center of some sort of a valley amongst a mountain range. The temperature immediately hits you.

You thought it was cold in Xhorhas. It's much colder here. As you exhale your first breath, you can see the cloud as itself, the moisture from your breath begins to freeze in the air. It's not arctic, but it's pretty cold. There is a snowfall, heavy, not blizzard, but relatively heavy, that is falling all around you,

and the clouds are obscuring some of the more distant peaks of your view. It looks like a storm is making its way in, and hasn't quite hit its full breadth yet. What was that? Nothing. Just confused. Around you in the valley, you can see,

as you stand on the edge of one of these mountain bases, an entire pine tree forest itself, dense with snow and white powder that has coated it from end to end, just elements of the greenery below visible. Across this valley, immediately before you, the singular mountain that resists any of this snowfall, you see, instead of the gray and white and ice,

there is black, cragulous, climbing rock. From it, you can see three different drifting plumes of black smoke from different positions along its side. You can just barely see little glowing streams of orange pouring from different vents along its side. At the very base, at the center of where these trees are, you can see steam rising from what looks to be a small basin or a lake

that's gathered from the little bit of rainfall or water that collects down here until the lake meets where this molten rock drifts. As you collect yourselves and look upon this isolated volcano amongst what you assume to be the Flat-Cut Alps. The storm mounting. You've arrived in the Graying Wildlands.

And we'll pick up from there next week. Dang. Yeah! Fucking ready for this shit. Oh man. Is it a lava lake? A lake of lava? It's a lake of water, but then the streams of molten rock are meeting the lake and causing steam to rise up

as it cools into rock. Awesome. All that snow got to go somewhere. Good to know where we are now. I had to prepare many locations based on what that teleportation roll was going to be. Oh wow, really? Because it can end up throwing you to a similar area,

which means you guys could have ended up at a volcano in another place in the world entirely. Oh man. Oh my god. It could have been just a slight off-kilter and thrown you guys into the Saba Leerwood. It could have thrown you all over the Why would you do that to yourself, Matt? Because it's funny.

Because it's what you guys founded and it's fun to see where it happens. Who knows? They're amazing. These high-walled things happen. We'll pick up there next week. Exactly, that's it's fun to see where it happens. They're amazing. I will watch things happen. We'll pick up there next week? Exactly, that's half the fun of this game, man. How weird would it have been if we would have landed on the volcano

where Traveler Con was being scouted? Yeah, I wish we'd gone there. Oh no, it would have been that one? That's this volcano. Well, no. No, no. The one you're talking about is much further south. Well, no, sorry. Yeah. Sorry, Rumblecusk was where he was saying

you were convincing him about this volcano, so it might work out. We'll see, we'll see how the conversation goes. You got a few more weeks before that happens. You got like, I'll look at the timer again, but I think you have like two months or so. You got to register for your badge, like right away. Exactly, it's real fast.

Yeah, I know. Oh man. Your hotel room's real fast. You got to get in that lottery. It's on eBay for so much gold. I know. We'll just keep the swag bags. This is Fantasy Realm, it's a Yee-Bay. Oh, yeah.

Yee-Bay. Aw. Yeah. That's a Sam-Rip-worthy joke. That was. I'm going to go to my sleep for that one. That definitely was. I'm so sorry. Oh man, all righty, cool. Well, we will be back here next week, Thursday as well.

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