Critical Role - C2E77 A Tangled Web

Episode Date: September 12, 2019

The Mighty Nein must determine their next step as they learn more about the powerful figures from Caleb's past...Watch Critical Role live Thursdays at 7pm PT on https://www.twitch.tv/criticalrole

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We missed you guys for about last week, but you had a chance to check out our amazing Vox Machina Wedding One-Shot. Woo-hoo! You had a chance to check it out if you haven't yet. It's available on our YouTube. It's kind of awesome. But we do have a few announcements to get through

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Next week, we're taking a break from a regularly scheduled episode of Critical Role. I will be flying to Sweden, because I will be there at Heroes Comic Con Stockholm in Sweden. I'm excited to meet a bunch of the Critters out there in the northern European area. I've only been to Sweden once, like 15 years ago in Gutberg,

so I'm really excited to actually check out Stockholm for the first time and meet a bunch of you folks. If you want to check out details about it, go to critrole.com slash events to figure out what's going on that weekend if you happen to be coming. So, excited to see you guys. You can do an accent from Sweden, right? Oh, yeah, hello.

No, I have to go there. Oh, yeah, kitty cat fireball, yeah. That's really not. Caleb is from Sweden. I understand that. I've been there, and most people don't have accents, actually. This fly is going to be a problem. Can you hack the fly for us, Sam? Hack the fly. We got to get it now.

Hold on, let me get a kitchen knife. Starting my sys.ini file. Oh god! Got my gateway 2000. Netscape, baby, Netscape. Hacked. Packed. That fly will be dead in 15 to 20 days. He just doesn't know it yet. Oh.

As a person that did IT for a number of years, this hurts my soul. All right, anyway. Stockholm. Also, as we continue work on the animated series, The Legend of Vox Machina, we want to start including elements of you guys as part of the creative process.

So we are now asking for your help to design a Tavern Keeper character that will be appearing in the series. Yeah! So check out our poll at critrole.com slash wanted to chime in and join us on Tuesday, December 17th as well at 7 p.m. here on Twitch, where we get to announce what the Tavern Keeper's going to be that you guys have helped brought to life.

So head there now, critrole.com slash wanted to be part of this and when the poll's over, go ahead and join us that Tuesday to figure it out. Super excited. Wanted! I can't organize my dice because of all of Sam's hacker gear. Let me see what I can do. It's been hacked.

As well as Sam's. I'm not going to lie, I like this Mr. Robot reinvention thing. I would watch the shit out of this version. Just unjack him, Laura. Oh yeah, the Romi-M Malek thing is going too far. No! I've been sliced!

Okay. Oh my god. Could you give us a solid six seconds of monotone, please? Oh, you mean Romi Malek monotone? Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. That's really good. All right, Laura.

Oh! Hi! Hi! Hi! Oh, well, darlings. I don't know if you noticed during the one-shot, but. Oh, look. Look at that. Our fabulous Vex and Percy wedding ring, which we designed. We did. Well, we helped design.

Yeah, they helped. Are available for pre-order right now in the shop in the U.S., so. Percy wedding ring, which we designed. We did. Well, we helped design. Yeah, they helped. Are available for pre-order right now in the shop in the U.S., so check them out if you want to. They're pretty, they're fancy, they're vexy. Oh boy. Oh wow. Yeah, I just made that up on the spot. There's a reason I don't do the prom. There's something so elegant about the contrast

of this beautiful ring and a Vex'ahlia persona and a Casa Bonita dive team t-shirt. This spells quality. Casa Bonita. Oh, yeah. Thank you, Laura. And Liam, if you wanted to have a cool little announcement. Oh man, we have got a little treatsy for you tonight. Since we are rolling into this game at

level 10, we thought it was the perfect time to unveil our new character art by artist Ariana Orner at Ornerine. She did the first batch of official art for this campaign. She's doing this one, she's doing the whole campaign. They are mouthwatering. Just put them on the fucking screen! Cooler clothes! Put it on her. campaign. They are mouthwatering. Just put them on the fucking screen! Fuller Close! Yeah! Look how dope we are! Look how tall you are, Caduceus.

I'm very tall. Tall guy. Well, to be fair. Oh yeah! Look at those fucking abs on Beauregard! Look at that purloined coat. Hell yeah. Look at that anxiety-whited hair on Fjord. Look at that sword. Oh, that sword is so nice.

David Bowie Caduceus. Yasha Metal. Jester Bluebell. The beading on her coat, you guys, it is so pretty. Can we get a zoom in on Nott's face? Man, look at those eyes. Let's talk about the button necklace. The button necklace is amazing.

The details are so amazing. As we've seen in game, that goblin will straight up kill you. Yeah, that quilting jacket, I want that in real life. Nott's embracing a six here. The yellow is great. Keep scanning around.

Let's see some other people details. Wow. You got hacked. You got hacked. D-D-O-S, right? You're still on denial of service? You're still on jacked. I'm on jacked.

By the way, if anyone wants to see this art in full individual portraits, you can go over to CritRoll.com right now. It's there now. Yeah, all those awesome Xhorhasian outfits you guys had made while you were in Rosohna. Yeah, and Ariana killed it. Thank you, Ariana.

Thank you, Ariana. Thank you so much. All righty. So without further ado, let's go ahead and jump into tonight's episode of Critical Role. Ah! Still sorting my dice. Critical Role. The adventure begins

They were always beside you Your nerdy best friends And the DM to guide you And they rise from the flames For the battles ahead Villains beware Cause you're about to be dead They got magic and flair They got falchions and cunning

They don't see over there There's a monster incoming Inspiration is waiting Rise up, don't think twice Put your fate in your hands Take a chance, roll the dice Roll the dice Can you answer the call?

Digging deep in your soul As the legend unfolds Now it's your turn to roll! And welcome back. I don't know what that was, but sure. Panic. So, last we left off,

the Mighty Nein had made their way northward to the Graying Wildlands, had made contact with the keepers of the Cinderrest Sanctum, the Burning Lodge, where the Dust family, with a connection to the Clay family, was brought with an interesting challenge of the Clay family trying to bring some of these visions to bear in some way to protect their home grove.

Oh. There's an audio glitch tonight. Gotcha. I hacked it. Goddamn. You manage to acquire some of this refined residuum and process it as per this vision in the Underforge, and in doing so, completed one aspect of this vision. You also made friends with Rini,

an amazing SMR druid who was living in Uthodurn and aided you towards the cavern lair of an ancient white dragon where you enchanted Mithril to iceflex and returned to have two halves of a long shattered magical sword reforged. And now, at the hands of Fjord, who had tossed his previous blade and his pact with Uk'otoa into the flames

and spent a period of time powerless and in search for direction, accepted a charge from the Wild Mother herself and begins his first day on the path of a paladin. So, as we pick up here, you guys have said your goodbyes to Reani, who has returned to Uthodurn to, hopefully, take on some of that contract that she had agreed to,

to aid you guys in figuring your circle of teleportation to Uthodurn, and it seemed like she was interested in going into some adventure and some bad insanity anyway. Says her goodbyes. It's now midday or so. You guys are at the Cinderrest Sanctum. It's warm and it's sweaty on the inside. It is cold after a fresh snow on the outside.

What would you like to do? What do we do? What are we doing now that we have this sword? Yeah, we found the forge. Did you do the thing that you needed to do, Mr. Caduceus? I'm having a dice attack. I've started what I need to do. I want to thank you all.

I'll be leaving now, thank you. Goodbye, it was lovely knowing you all. Appreciate it. You can't leave. Roll for initiative. Yes. Take his stuff. Fools.

Well, Caduceus, is there a next step in what you wish to get accomplished? I will need to return to Rosohna for a short spell, but. Well, I think we should gather and regroup, and I definitely have some next steps that I have to take, but let's figure out where we all are first, and maybe have a moment of celebration.

This is about you right now. I'm so thankful. This is incredible. It's more than I could have expected. It's a beautiful sword, truly. What did you do to deserve it? Nothing. Everything.

Well, Caduceus gave it to me. Fjord is very noble, and he turned down ultimate power so that he could be a better person. Wow, that's pretty bold. What was some power? Like, it would have been, he could have controlled the seas, basically.

And he said, no, I don't want to do that. I'm going to say no, and I'm going to, you know, be just a normal person, and we rewarded that with his sword. Why'd you say it like that? I don't know. I mean, it sounds like you did a lot to deserve it, then. I won't lie, it feels good to have this back and to not wear you all down.

I know you said that I didn't, but it means a lot. I mean, it seems right that you would give back all of our stuff now, though, right? I mean, the stuff that we loaned you? Yes, yes, of course. There are so many of the, I have the glove and I have the dagger, of course, and the whip. Did you want the whip?

You're so strong now, though. I feel like the whip is really appropriate for you. Yeah, you do feel like, are you like an endomorph? You just stack on some muscle? I got a little swole, yeah. Yeah, but it was like two workouts. Slipped like nine hours last night.

It was amazing. That seaweed wrap, man it was like two workouts. Slipped like nine hours last night. It was amazing. That seaweed wrap, man, it'll get you. Maybe I should start eating better. Potentially. Mm-hmm. Yeah, with those push-ups and sit-ups, I'm sure it will help as well. I feel called out. Well, you're still very swole, but you always were.

Thank you. The glove of Blasting, would you like it back? Oh, but you always were. Thank you. The glove of Blasting, would you like it back? Oh, no. You hold on to that. Thank you. Yeah. Would you like the dagger for its lock-closing abilities? If you don't want it, I wouldn't say no, but you know, whatever you need.

I mean, I don't want to upset a holy man. Uh, uh, mm. Not, I don't know if I'm holy, I'm just committed to affecting good, positive change. Does this mean you can't have sex ever again? I did not read that in any bylines of any dream that I had. Is that how it works? I'm pretty sure that's not how that of any dream that I had. Is that how it works?

I'm pretty sure that's not how that works, no. I think it is. I've read about holding people, and I think you have to take a vow of chastity and a vow of silence. Is that right? That's what I read. This is why you should have followed the Traveler,

I told you. And shut up. You can't talk or have sex, which, weirdly, if you don't't talk or have sex, which weirdly, if you don't talk, it makes sex even better. It's like cool and mysterious. This is not what I've heard. I don't want to upset the Wild Mother, so. Those two things aside, do you plan to go about

your business in a different way now, somehow? Mm-hmm. Too soon to tell. Vow of silence. Mm-hmm. Somehow. Too soon to tell. Vow of silence. All right. This is going to be, yeah. 60 episodes. Oh no, he's a mime!

He's a mime lock. Yeah, but now try that with your original accent that you introduced. Mm-hmm. SAM and LAURA and SAM and LAURA and SAM and SAM. Sling blade. Very good with accents. Yep.

Perhaps not the silence part, then. You shouldn't go without the sex part, either. Fair enough. Just like, that's stupid. Perhaps we make our way home, or at the very least, do we have any further research to do on the king who crawls, the creatures that we're going to be meeting?

It's hard to concentrate with this thing. Fucking fun! It's really driving me. It's the biggest thing in history. Oh, you got it. Where did that even come from? Don't ask questions. It came from the Wild Mother.

Oh my god, if you can get it. It's X-Played Warlock. That'd be great. Oh! Don't you do that hurt? Oh shit! Not a paladin. Ow. SAM and LAURA laugh. Oh, ow!

How hard would it be to return home at this point? Not hard at all. Do we continue up here and? Like home home? Well. Yeah, which home? Do you mean Rosohna to the Shore House? I can take us there, just you, oh dear. We will be able to concentrate again, so.

Perhaps maybe you could message ahead this time. I need to visit that prison again. Oh yes. Oh, okay. Couple of days, maybe, at the most. Do you want me to, um, okay, yes? Yeah, we just need to alert them at that library that we plan to come.

Oh, yes, I can send a message to their library. What are you planning to get out of that woman that you haven't already? I didn't get anything out of that woman already. There was a time element to that, though, was there not? I was not prepared to run into my past, perhaps. I think that I need to, um...

That's behind me, and I have not walked as far as that woman has, and I think I want to try to understand her better. All right. She's going to die. Mm-hmm. I will watch it if they will permit me. Why?

She deserves it. She deserves? Like, how do you mean she deserves it? I assume she has not had much empathy offered to her. And thus she offers no empathy, nor will she anymore, but... You know, things maybe would be better for me if there had been a little more empathy and there was not. But there is now.

This isn't some sort of weird masochistic self-projection type of thing, is it? Oh, why not both? masochistic self-projection type of thing, is it? Oh, why not both? Should I send a message to Scribord and Uvesik then, right now? Are we going like now? Does anyone have anything they wish to wrap up here before we go?

Caduceus. I've taken care of everything I need here. I believe. The next part of what I need to do is in here, if I recall. No, you were given visions of a jungle oasis. Then let's go. Oh, wait, we're going back to Rosohna. Rosohna, Rosohna.

Yeah, that's right. No, I was just making sure. There was some other things that we learned recently last night. The Jagondoths, the Jagondoths. The Jagontoths, the Jagandoths. The Jagandoths who funded the Iron Shepherds. Well, kind of, hang on.

They were around the ruins of? Little catch-up. It was that the people from Rhaeny's past, she also had dealings and were searching for the Jagentoths as well, if I'm remembering correctly. She's had negative experiences with the Jagentoths in the past, and there was a connection that was made. We had a letter, we found a letter, right?

Correct. She did. The Tumblecarve residents seem to connect with their business. Tumblecarves. That's right, Tumblecarves. Tumblecarves. Tumblecarves. The Dragonpops were based in Shadycreek Run. Yeah, and dealt in the slave trade.

That's not pressing to us right now. We have to figure out what the Laughing Hand's doing and get back to business, real business. Unfortunately, there are thugs and shitty people all over the world. And Traveler Con is coming up. Yeah, when is Traveler Con?

How far off is that, yeah? It's pretty soon. It's roughly seven to eight weeks. Seven to eight weeks? If I recall correctly. Oh, wait. We've got to start building our costumes. I know, there's a lot of prep that goes in.

I need to talk to the Traveler a lot about it. You all want to come? It's going to be super fun. I think I definitely have to say yes. I've never cosplayed before. You'll be really good. Yeah? I can make us all Traveler outfits and stuff.

Great. Do we need to check in with the Bride Queen at all? Yes, we do. That would be a smart thing to do, I think. Okay, I'm going to send a message then, okay? Okay. All right, I'm going to send a message to Scryborden Uvesic. Uvesic?

Scryborden Uvesic at, within the... The steeple. Within the Mellon steeple. So that they know we're coming. Okay. Right? That's what you want us to do? Yeah, so we don't blow up their shit like we did that last time.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, so you guys are going to Uthodurn first. Hmm? No. Rosalind? No, we're going to Azjur Haas. The Scribewarden is in Uthodurn. Oof, I'm glad you asked that, because. I know it's been a couple weeks, so.

Yeah, I'm going to send a message to Essek and let him know that we're coming to the palace. Yeah. Yeah? Or does it matter? Because we can just show up there. Yeah, we can just show up, right? What's the easiest travel? Let's, as an act of good faith,

let Essek know that we are coming. Okay, I'm going to send a message to Essek. Yes, please. Hi, Essek. We're wrapping it up up here on our way back to the palace. Just wanted to give you a heads up because we are very polite.

It is very good to see that you survived your encounter with the dragon. I guess we will prepare for your arrival. He sounded really excited. That's great. Wouldn't be? Okay. Where do we do this?

Well, I could do it here. Are we sure we are ready to go? Yeah, let's go. What else are we going to do? There was an Incommission. I pick it up already. Yeah, that was the one. I'll just make snow angels while...

Actually, while you're preparing, I wouldn't mind spending a moment with this saw. I think I might be able to use it in the same way I did my fountain before. Great. You mean like make it disappear and reappear? Yeah, precisely. Cool.

Ooh. I'm going to do snow Angels and watch you concentrate. Okay. So for an hour, you make Snow Angels and concentrate on Fjord as you sit and center yourself, connecting and extending your blade pact with your new weapon.

Hey, Fjord. Hey, Fjord. Trying to really focus in on this. Okay, I'll be here in a minute. Let me know when you're done. I'm going to be here for a minute. Was there something you needed immediately? I'm just curious, could you theoretically do this with anything?

Could you make anything disappear and reappear at the power of your mind? What do you mean, anything? I'm just saying, this is prime territory for some real good pranks. Like, could you bring a toilet back or away? Like, say Nott is on the toilet. Mm-hmm.

And then you will away. Mm-hmm. What happens? Can you do that? Nott and the toilet, or just the toilet? Can you do Nott, too? Can you do people? I don't think I can do either. I think it's only weapons.

Should try sometime. All right. I'll let you finish. Just think it over. All right. I'll let you finish. Just think it over. I will. Okay. And I will try and push the image of Nott on the toilet out of my head. Okay. All right.

Just wait, knuckling a chamber pot. It's strange. Whenever you've connected with a packed weapon, whenever you've bonded with your blades previously, it's always been like a relay. Like you were borrowing a tether from something dark and cold, but from below, representing Uk'otoa's gift, and then using it to tether the weapon to you.

This, the tether comes from within. It's still the same dark tether that you recall in your mind's eye as you concentrate, but the source is just yourself. It's weirdly comforting to not sense it being something so directly borrowed. As soon as you finish your period of concentration, you feel the blade connect.

You can feel the cold of the ice flecks curl across your fingers, and your skin numbs momentarily as you feel this blade become one with you, and whatever this dark seed that you still hold within you is. As you open your eyes and look at it in your hands, you turn it over, and as you open your eyes and look at it in your hands, you turn it over and you guys watch as the blade seems to crumple to snow

and then vanish from his hand. Oh! Oh, that's so cool. That's pretty incredible. Can you get back? It's one-time usage, that was it. Seems like such a waste. I know. We have to go to the dragon again.

I'll be going now, thank you, I'll go. Yes, I will try and resummon the broadsword. You see a flash of blue light, and the blade itself just emerges out of where his open palm was. He grasps the edge and a familiar splash of water shoots forth similar to where he had previously summoned his weapon, except where it lands,

it's freezing cold and a bit of frost is left behind. That was really cool, Fjord! I'll walk over where Jester's doing snow angels and I'll make it disappear and make it snow. Oh! Thank you, Jester. For little things. You've been more than accommodating, I'm ready now.

This has mostly been finished for like 40 minutes. I just need to do a couple lines, are we ready? Let's do it. Remember, quickly. Hold on, I need about 10 more minutes. How many snow angels have you made? 50. It's really pretty, she's making like a mandala,

you see that? And at that moment, out of your moment of concentration, you see that? Yeah. And at that moment, out of your moment of concentration, looking upon the mountainside with a fresh snowfall, there are dozens and dozens of jester shapes. All right, all right, all right, you can go now, I'm done. Long way away, someone's like, oh my god, the force is on that pig.

It's crop circles, it's ancient aliens, dude. Ancient alien theorists suggest. Suggest. Sword boring. There is also a small, poorly drawn Jester angel outside the circle, because he was bored. Go, go, everybody go. Go, go, everybody go! Go, go, go, go, go!

The circle glows, you all rush inside of it, fill yourselves, pulled to that familiar thrust of teleportation dragging you into the darkness and then all of you stepping out beneath the Lucid Bastion in Rosohna. You may remember to mark off your material. The guards turn, but now they seem to have grown a little more used to your independent visages

and there isn't any sort of moment of extreme tension. They turn and then go back to their post. Oh, that change in temperature. So good. Do we need to check in with anyone at the palace or just go straight to the prison cell, or? We have been avoiding the BQ. You've literally blocked your mouth

from being able to see. Sorry. It would insert that, there you go. The bright BQ. BQ. Should we go see her BQ-ness? If she'll see us, I mean, we can't just walk in on her. Yeah, we have to make a request.

But do we have anything to report? We haven't done anything towards our- Yeah, I don't think that we should bother her straight away. I think that we should talk to Essek. I need to make my request. I've already been told it would be all right, but I don't know the timing. It's possible to see if there's been any sightings

of the creature. Yes. That's a good note. Yes. Are we making ourselves more readily, oh, that looks good. Yes. Readily available to the queen? For the moment, maybe. Now that we're here?

Well, we've said that. Now that we're here. Well, we've, now that we're all off as long as maybe we can without putting in a little bit of hard work and elbow grease, yeah. We were a bit vague about the whole Laughing Hand thing. We were just like, ah, handling it, ah. Doing research, amassing power, these are the appropriate things to do

when facing a difficult obstacle. And I think probably we should check in with our housekeeping. Yeah. And talk about next steps. Mm-hmm. They did want me to consider going back to the Empire. Who's they?

Dairon. Oh. To do a mission? Consider going back to the Empire. Who's they? Dairon. Oh. To do a mission? Why don't we wait till later to talk about that? That's... These walls definitely have ears. But for right now, we're just going to find Essek. So do you know where he was going to meet us? Nope.

Cool, well then I guess we'll just go home. Assume that he'll meet us. Nope. Cool, well then I guess we'll just go home. Assume that he'll meet us there. All right, let's just head there for now. To the Xhorhaus! All right. You guys make your way through the Lucid Bastion and then follow on to the neighborhood where the Xhorhaus awaits you.

Walking through the neighborhood, catching a few stares, but once again, you've established yourself with the neighbors, at least, so people still turn. A motley crew in the capital of the Dynasty. But you do look and see the familiar glow of the gargantuan tree that marks your arrival upon the exterior of your abode,

entering the house. It's quiet and still. No one's there to greet us at the door? Not if you have a means of entering the house. Would you prefer to not, or do you wish to just enter? Oh no, we'll just enter. You walk into the home into silence. But Dairon's not around?

Dairon, Dairon! Hello? Oh, whatever name they have. No answer? I turn invisible and walk upstairs. Okay. Yeah. I look around, does anything look disturbed? Does it look like anything out of place from where we left it last?

Any signs of? Make a perception check. Or it'll be an investigation, this one. Thank you. One or the other. One. The upstairs, too. I'm always these chicks.

Stealth check into Ben. It's hard to tell. It's been a while since you've been here and you haven't spent enough time to use these checks. Stealth check the bin. It's hard to tell. It's been a while since you've been here and you haven't spent enough time to have a strong, I knew it was coming, a strong enough memory of the placement of things in this house with the limited time you've spent here to be able to corroborate if anything's been shifted.

Well. This doesn't feel right. I can look around. 31 on stealth, and I'm just walking around the upstairs scene. With keen mind feet, am I able to tell if anything is amiss? A few pieces of furniture, like chairs, have shifted slightly, but then been replaced.

I would also like to check my room and make sure that everything is exactly as I left it. Everything in your room is exactly as you left it. As you unstealthily step upstairs, wherever your room is. Downstairs. Downstairs, I think, is your room, so you're fine. He's the only one. Correct.

I'm heading upstairs. Okay. I'm going to look in the kitchen. Okay. I'll look. We have a basement, right? You do. Well, no, you don't have a basement, sorry. You have a hot tub in your tower.

I'll look in the hot tub. It's filled with liquid. Fuck. Clear. Clear liquid. It's water! Seemingly. I just panic get in. Just. You're having a panic soak?

It appears to be water. I'm having a panic soak. Leave me alone. I was going to well-weight me in that hot tub. Anything upstairs? No. The house appears to be empty. Man, I wonder where our housekeeper is. Maybe she's just out.

Yeah, should we just have dinner for now? And maybe she will come home? With it in the kitchen, does it look like food was recently bought and stored, or does it look like... Make an investigation check. There's a cigar burning on the floor. 10. It's hard to tell.

It's hard to tell. I'm an expert at food, I've already been. She's a good housekeeper, though. Let's wait a little while longer. If we don't hear from her, maybe we can send her a message. Yeah. Okay. You can send her a message now if you want.

Yeah, okay. I didn't mean to send her a message. Hey, oh, is everything okay? We're back at the house. Just wondering where you are. Let me know, we're all curious. Yeah. Do-do-do-do.

Mm-hmm. Donuts! You have too much power with this. It's the last six words that are always the thing. It's the best. It's how people know it's really us, to be fair. Jester scats her way through the final phrases. That was on a billboard in the 50s somewhere.

Dude, dude, dude! Oh no! Oh no. Okay. The only response you get is, wait. Oh no. Oh no what?

I'm waiting, hold on. Nothing else? I think maybe she meant wait longer. She said wait, and she sounded whispery. Oh shit. And she made a noise beforehand. I couldn't tell if it was a struggle-y sort of sound or if she was annoyed with me. I don't think she's on a shopping run. Okay, okay, okay. And then she's pooping. Does anyone feel like there's something off here?

She must just be in the middle of something, someplace she can't talk. Okay, well, we'll wait. Can I use Divine Sense? Ooh. Sure. Using it early. Give the paladin energy.

Why not, right? See if there's any celestial fiend or undead within 60 feet. Okay, as you concentrate, closing your eyes, extending to sense if anything considered uncouth in the eyes of the Wild Mother is in their proximity. Nothing. What if I? I don't know where Dairon was sleeping,

but can I go investigate around their bunker stuff? Sure, you spend some time, and then you hear a sound on the balcony. Oh. I'll run over there. Okay. Coming through the balcony entrance,

you can see Dairon in a drow attire. Hello. Hi. Are you okay? I am fine, thank you. He steps past you and begins to head downstairs. Dairon's home! Huh? Dairon's home!

Oh shit, I wasn't waiting at all. Dairon continues downstairs. You're in the hot tub. Is that the stairs? Just a little bit. A little wet. The monk skill's coming to use. Run up trees, he slipped down the fucking stairs out of the hot tub?

I saw my whole life flash before my eyes. Yeah. Zalzalbo's foot. Saw myself at five, 10. Hey, man. It was good. You get this once a week, I get it the rest of the week. It's worth it.

You're fine. As you gather and Dairon steps in, you can see you have a little out of breath. I am sorry, I was in the middle of some reconnaissance. So how go your travels? Just fucking nuts. We tricked a white dragon. We found a cool volcano lava forge.

He's a paladin now. Show them the sword. Oh, yes, we've acquired some new toys. I'll summon the broadsword. It's a powerful weapon. You are certainly full of surprises, and chaotic would be an adjective that comes to mind. Going to Uthodurn, I met some other Cobalt Soul people.

Oh, Archivist Amid. Ah. Yes, I'm sure he had much to talk about. A lot of lunar interests. Yep. Yeah. Yep. So what about you? Well, having to play the part of your housekeeper

has been demoralizing. There have been curious neighbors peeking in occasionally. Imagine how we feel not being able to hire a real housekeeper. It's also demoralizing. My apologies. We're very sorry to have provided you a very good cover. It does sound like you have extracurricular activities.

Do you mind us asking what you were surveilling? No, I prefer to spend all of my time cleaning up your household. Okay, okay. Let's all chill the fuck out just a little bit. Actually, quite calm. You were very calm? I feel fine. I have been busy while you have been away,

doing what I do best, which is skulk and listen. I've been trying to get a bead on all the various dens in the vicinity and pursuing any threads that might connect to the Assembly. No particular luck, but I have been hearing rumors pursuing any threads that might connect to the Assembly. No particular luck, but I have been hearing rumors of another military push. In which direction? What direction would they push if not westward?

You're talking about the Kryn? Yes. Thank you. Best I can tell, more are pushing towards Urzin, which is one of their mobile swamp cities. Urzin? Oh, do you think the turtles come from there? I believe that is one of their main places, yes. Wow. Oh, we have a man.

The turtle. The big turtles, you know? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Shantytown's on the back. Kinspaji is what the goblins call them. Kinspaji? Kinspaji. Kinspaji. It is difficult for me to get information on my own.

I don't know how likely it is, but if ever there is an offer or a chance to meet with or have conversations in the home of some of these den leaders, just let me know. And perhaps you need an assistant to stay around and search. Just keep your ears open. It would be very useful. I've had a few close calls, all of you have been away.

Like what? Like getting somewhere, hopefully interesting, and having to flee before I am found, then hung, quartered, and left on display as a traitor. That would be bad. Okay, clearly you're feeling a little abandoned. I was intending to come here by myself at the beginning. Us, in our current position position is just a boon.

I'm just thinking of ways where this can be more useful to myself and our general interests for the Empire. That makes sense. We are on the same page here. We also wish to learn what we can and take that back home. So what are you doing now, since you are finding strange artifacts, fighting dragons, and such nonsense?

We're not entirely sure of our next move, precisely. We need to check in with the powers that be. Here, reestablish our allegiance. Of course. How do you feel about the Traveler? Hmm. This is that strange figure that you worship, yes? Not strange, but yeah.

Eccentric. It's pretty accurate. Energetic. Amazing, I think you mean. Idiosyncratic. Quirky is the nice way to put it. It is an interesting cult, relatively new. You think we're a cult?

You tell me. Well, I never thought of it that way, but it sounds pretty fun. Then a cult it is. No, it's not a cult, it's an organized religion. We are very powerful and there's a lot of us followers, Pretty fun. Then a cult it is. No, it's not a cult, it's an organized religion. We are very powerful and there's a lot of us followers and... Well shit, a real cult?

Well, do you follow one charismatic leader? Yeah, but... Does he make you do, well, does he encourage you to do things that are out of the ordinary and disruptive to normal society? Obviously. make you do, well, does he encourage you to do things that are out of the ordinary and destructive to a normal society? Obviously. And does he encourage you to flock to him in mass,

sort of, and possibly worship him? We do worship him, but it's not like it's just a random person doing this. He's a god. A cult implies, you know, that it's hogwash. This is not hogwash. We have seen miracles from Chester. Yeah, do you want to see more? Yes.

Well, okay. I'm going to use a spell right now, a really cool one. I'm going to use Command. No. Yeah, I'm going to use Command. Or. Yeah, I'm going to use Command. Or not. I will let it happen. I'm going to say... Dance!

I will dance. Make a saving throw or do you resist it at all? No, I don't resist. See? This is the power of the Traveler. We can make people happy. We can make people... Awful. Well, I think it was wonderful.

You could stop. Thank you. I'll be sure to take this information to the archivists. You should. It should be archived. Also, we're having a big con soon, so if you feel like joining, it's super fun. What do you mean? There will be food and costumes and...

A convention. An event. A gathering. A gathering, really. Kind of has a point towards the cult thing, just throwing that out there. I would be careful. Why? Well. In general or specifically? Both. Oh.

But in this instance, strange new forms of worship and gatherings of worshipers can sometimes lead in a negative direction. Well, I mean, he's been around a really long time, so it's not like it's anything new. Yeah. I like new things.

New things are nice. Awkward very quickly. Yes, shall we find Essek and try to follow up on those loose threads we've mentioned? Yeah, I think we need to do a little bit of a fact finding of our own to follow up on those loose threads we've mentioned. Yeah, I think we need to do a little bit of fact-finding of our own before bringing you into the fold of our conversations.

Although, I personally would wish to soon, but I feel like we should touch base, and I don't want to spook any of the people we are used to doing that. It is all right. If you require me, I will be upstairs. And they turn around and head upstairs. Well, some are retired. Okay.

It's all right. We need some private time anyway. I didn't believe the two of you were friends. It's always so awkward to have a personal relationship with the help, you know? It makes things very awkward. I don't know. We always were very friendly with the people helping around our? It makes things very awkward. I don't know.

We always were very friendly with the people helping around our place. That's true. Liv is really cool. What is our next move? Well, okay, hang on. DM question? Yes. Stepping on a game? Sure.

We more or less got confirmation that the demon holes that were splintering in from the Abyss were only happening on the Xhorhas side, right? Actually, no, you heard word that apparently similar activity seems to have been occurring somewhere in the Empire. You have only heard tidbits.

Okay, okay, okay. I knew we got confirmation one way or the other. From Yussa while you guys were in Nicodranas. This is our two-week break, is our attempt to be more like a real D&D game and try to remember what happened. I know, it's been two weeks. That weekly game is so easy to pick up.

Okay, yeah. So word from Nicodranas that was happening on both sides. Correct. Okay. And the last you saw of Laughing Hand, Obann, and Yasha was when you escaped the mountains. And you caught one glimpse of them via scrawing seemingly exiting the space outside of the king's cage. That was the last you saw of them.

Okay. So Essek's not here. Mm-mm. Do we contact Essek again? Or we can go to his house. He said he was going to prepare for us or something. Do we know where he lives? Have we been to his house? Caleb does.

Did I go there? I don't remember. I don't think we've been to his house. I don't think you've been to his abode. He's always come to yours. We should go to the Bright Queen. All right. Or... I think Essek makes a better intermediary. I get the sense the last time we saw her

that we shouldn't be hitting that button willy-nilly. Well, you have an appointment with someone you need to see. More or less, yeah. So, oh, sorry. We definitely need to catch up and figure out what's happened. See if there's been any reports.

If there's any news, maybe take a night, meditate. Think about what the next move is. Yeah, we're beating around the bush. Let's, if we can, Jester, summon Essek. I'm going to try to summon him. Thank you, Jester. You're welcome. Going to send him another message.

Okay, what message do you send? So we're here. Should we come see you? Are you going to come here? Man, we miss you so much. Don't want to summon you or anything. Do we sell cupcakes? Bramble with cupcakes.

It's too late, I already used them. Do you have other spell slots? No. Summon Cupcake. Responds a moment later with, Ah, so you have returned. Then I will gather myself and head to your abode post haste. He's on his way.

Perfect. Okay. A short time later, goes up. He's on his way. Perfect. Okay. Okay. A short time later, he goes up. He's here. He's here. I'll get it! Mage Hand, open the door.

It opens. Yep. I have needs. Indeed. He makes his way in. Well, it is good to see that you have survived your encounter, it would seem, with the Dragon's Den, of which I last sent you.

Yeah, we were amazing. Quite successful. A bit of a close shave, but we made it. Good, good at improvising. The dragon's name was Giladon. Never even saw us there. Well. Mostly. Mostly.

Somewhat, a little. Still very impressive. Not many have done what you've done and come back unscathed, it seems. I'm impressed myself. So, what is it you've summoned me for? Well, we have been running our errands, and we are back, we feel.

It has been a while since we have checked in with the queen and yourself. And we mean to be of use, if we may. And I hope. I do want to say a big thank you again for, you know, taking us to where we need to go. I just want to end our track, but okay, keep going. No, it's fine.

Our track record has been a little less stellar than I would have liked, but I would hope that this encounter with the White Dragon would speak. Wait, what? We're fucking great. Well, we also haven't heard about any reports from, you know, our last incident.

No. We were curious if there had been any word of any sight of this laughing hand, this creature. At this point, no. We have been researching and putting out requests for any sort of sightings of the creature that you had mentioned, as well as perhaps this individual

that was once among you. None have come back, but we are indeed looking, so do not worry. And to be clear, did you send anyone to the location that we mentioned? I mean, certainly there must have been some sort of remnant, a sign that they were there. Oh, there were indeed signs within the interior

of this king's cage that you mentioned. However, there was no sign beyond the exit, and what winds and sands of the barbed fields have washed away, what symbols or footsteps may have led us in that direction. But we are looking, do not worry. I think we're also possibly curious about the queen mentioned beacons still within the Empire.

And if we can perhaps steal the breath from a dragon, stands to reason that we could help with those as well. Good, so you are now in a place to call in some of the debt. Yes, indeed. Good. There is indeed one beacon that still remains in the grasp of the Empire. We have numerous ways of pushing towards that goal.

However, should you have been careful in your dealings, you have little more reach within the Empire than someone such as I would, of course. I would request, on the behalf of the Bright Queen, to see if you can discover where this beacon is being held. I get the sense that perhaps you've had some encounters with members of the Academy, maybe the Assembly, or at least people who can connect you.

From what we understand, they seem to be directly involved in the acquisitions of the beacons, and most likely hold or know where the current one is being held. If you can bring us this information, you may be aiding bring an end to this conflict sooner than later. You have any ideas of individuals?

Well, I could name off the Assembly for you, if you'd like. But I get the sense you already know them. I am familiar, yeah. Can I get the sense he's being genuine when he talks about ending the conflict? Make an insight check. Second thing. You need to fucking warm it up. Yeah, I do.

Oh. I will not fly. No. Oh, wait, can I give you guidance? Is it too late? It's too late. You got to do it before the roll, sorry. Everybody take longer to pick up your flies, so I can remember.

I think we both are. He's pretty much always been Essek. His manner and demeanor rarely changes, so it's hard to read. It's just Essek. Goddamn you, Essek. Okay. We do have ties in the Empire.

Good. Some connections. In all these rumors that you are parsing out, is there any area of the Empire in particular you have heard of this thing being seen last? Unfortunately, such information changes. You see, they know as well as I do that it's dangerous to keep it in one place for more than a period of time. Such a central artifact would be moved often, most likely.

So your guess is as good as mine. But should you learn this information for this reason, you need to let us know soon. Do you happen to have any other teams on this sort of an quest? Oh, we have a few spies throughout, yes. Any way that we would be able to identify them, just in case we happen to cross each other's paths?

Not at all. I figured. What about that prisoner that they're keeping, Caleb? Would that be a place to start? Couldn't hurt. You have a couple more days before the execution is carried out, so I would recommend you doing what you are looking to do soon.

If today works, I will do it today. I could escort you. You want help? You want help? You want help, buddy? Definitely someone, yeah. I'll come with you. I'd be happy to as well. All right.

Where are you going? Threaten her? Are you going to talk to her. All right. No time like the present. Very well, then. Come with me, we do guest. Both the fucking clerics are going.

We should go, too. Yeah, I guess we'll go. We all know where we're all going to go. Okay. Is that okay? We'll party, then. We'll come. we leave immediately. He whooshes around and glides through the open door. So you guys are all heading with him? Yeah, that's all right with you, Caleb.

As long as we don't, you know, crowd the cell itself. Yeah, of course. Here for support, if you need us. Mm-hmm. All right. You have- And guidance, whenever you need us. Mm-hmm. All right. And guidance whenever you need it. Before the roll. Yes. That's the touch, right?

Yes. Yeah. All right, following Essek, you're brought through the familiar space of the Shadow Shire beneath the center of the city of Rosohna, towards the Dungeons and Penance, through the strangely off-putting interior, and feeling the central enchantment of the space pendants through the strangely off-putting interior, feeling the central enchantment of the space

clouding your mind, but a bit. But eventually you find yourself standing at the familiar cell where you first had met the prisoner. Glancing through the small hole in the doorway, you can see the female figure currently sitting, arms bound behind her back, looks like shackles holding them to her ankles from behind, chains from each arm and each leg

affixed to all sides of the room, and there are multiple guards at all times keeping watch. Outside the cell? Outside the cell. And the chains, does she look taut, or is it loose? They're somewhat lax, they're not taut, like she's being suspended, but she look, like, taut, or is it loose? They're somewhat lax. They're not taut, like she's being suspended. But she can't move, probably move more than a foot in any direction, should she wanted to.

Would you trust me enough to enter the cell with her? Nesset looks to the guards, The guards come and give a nod. Looks back to you. I just would recommend nothing funny for, should such things occur. I would not jeopardize our place here in the Dynasty. Would hope you would not. And you seem like a

upstanding practitioner of the arcane arts with interests in the greater mysteries of life that she would not throw your life away so quickly. Wow. Open the door. Just drop the hat. It's pushed open. Essek hand glides out of the cloak and gives the universal hand motion for you first. And you said, is she facing away from the door?

She's currently facing the door, but the head's down, straggly, greasy hair on her face. There's very little light in here, if at all. Most of the people who work this area don't need light to see in the area, so darkness is a consistent thing. You get the sense at this point that the prisoner, who is human, I believe so,

let me double check real fast, yes, has been in darkness for quite some time. He also looks quite emaciated, pale. There's a stench to the chamber. This prisoner has not been kept comfortably in the time that you've bought for her life. I enter, and I sit on the cell floor,

a safe distance away, but directly in front of her. and I sit on the cell floor, a safe distance away, but directly in front of her. I'll confirm what you already know. You guys hear Zemnian. Oh. If I recall, this is when we last met. Oh shit, I was like, what? I'm just going to come in the cell behind Caleb and lean against the bars and keep my head down,

just behind him. Okay. I'll join as a disguised self as a help, so. I don't stick out. I am Bren Aldrich Ehrmandrut. Do you want to tell me your name? It doesn't matter, does it? Well, you will be dead in a few days,

but I wouldn't say that it doesn't matter. Do you have a way of getting me out, friend of the Dynasty? I don't know. But I do have something to offer. I'm curious. You've done a lot for the Assembly. I know that you've killed many

enemies of the Empire, of the throne. I am very curious to know how it would affect you if you knew that some of those you robbed of their breath were innocent, completely innocent, as loyal as you. What would that do to you? At this point, you've just seen the hair in front of her face. The head slightly moves up, and peeking through a sliver of the greasy, dark hair, you can see one eye look up to you.

We both trained under the same man. You know the answer to that. There are things bigger than innocence. It doesn't haunt you at all to know that some of the deeds you've committed were predicated on lies. I had my heart beat out of me a long time ago. Now it's about guiding history. Always has been. I don't know how my brothers and sisters could stomach wearing that mantle of loyalty,

knowing that it was woven so thoroughly from sin. And I am very sorry for you. Good men don't conquer. They die in are forgotten. I'll die and be forgotten. But at least I know some of my deeds will have changed the course of history. You've certainly learned your lessons by rote.

You still have a few lessons by rote. You still have a few to learn, too. I'm sure he'll find you. He'll be happy to finish what he couldn't. He doesn't like it when people don't do as he says. I'm sure it galls him very much. Do you know, I think I'm a better friend to the Empire than a lot of you? You didn't have to have this. You shouldn't have had this. It's a shame. So much potential and so little foresight.

Did you know Astrid and Eadwealth are still alive? Hmm. I know them better than you do. That's probably true. I was folly, thinking I could change your mind, I know. Why would I? What do you want?

Why did you come here? None of this is surprising. What do you want from me? Maybe if I could talk plainly with you and see one inch of change, I wouldn't believe we're all damned. I hope this lesson has been very useful. It has. I hope this lesson has been very useful. Yeah, Dice. You've made what I have to do very plain.

I don't know if you want it or not, but I'll be staying around for the end. I consider you a sister, so even if you don't share the sentiment. She leans against the chains a bit, tensing, and you hear them pull and rattle. Well. I've always been a little impatient.

You see a whip of motion as one of the chains goes slack and the arm arcs around towards you. Counter spell. You go to cast Counter Spell. There's no spell. Can I leap forward? Surprise round, it does not. Okay.

Does that hit a 16? Mm-hmm. Okay. You suffer... Chain damage. No spell. Yeah, it's the prison. 26 points of piercing damage.

Ooh! As it looks like, in one of the hands where a chain had been wrenched free, is clutching a pointed piece of metal that has been thrust into your clavicle and throat. You guys watch as a spray of blood begins to out of Caleb's chest as she pulls back

to go in for another stab. That's when I really went forward. And beat her across the face with it. Okay. Go ahead and make an attack roll. Natural 20. Ooh! All right.

Go ahead and, actually, it's one point of damage plus your times two. So we'll say two points of damage plus your strength modifier. Yeah, that's zero. I think it's zero. Oh, it's plus one? Plus one. No, wait, is it? No, that's safe, zero.

Okay, so. What are you guys doing? I'm leaping forward, I'm going to yell, Caduceus! Then I'm going to bash her upside the head with my shield. All right, go ahead and roll for an attack with the shield. I don't know what I add to that. Just, um. Is it an unarmed strike?

That'd be unarmed strike. This would be considered an unarmed strike, with the flavor of the shield. 20. So to hit? Yes. Yeah. So that would be, that would definitely hit. Go ahead and, it's one damage plus your strength modifier.

And what are you doing, Caduceus? I'm running in to separate them and get Caleb out of there. Yeah, I'm trying to push her back with the Shield Four. So yeah, you push her back. The chains pull Tot against the backside of Shur. She's now pressed against the other half of the Tot weight.

You pull Caleb back. The blood just out of the wound, managed to not strike quite as vitally as she had hoped, though in the moment, it still frightens you to see the amount of blood with a simple puncture. The guards immediately rush in and, raising their crossbows, fill her chest with bolts. What are you doing?

At which point, you watch as she begins to lift up off the ground from the chains, and you see Essek, his hand out of his cloak, lifting her off the ground. Ooh, fuck. I have a mouth snag around. You see her blood pouring from the corners of her mouth, her eyes wide, as it just looks to you.

I walk up to her and just stare into her eyes from six inches away. Oh! To Essek. You watch as her entire central torso crushes inward, the chains go taut, and you hear the metal bend as some of the chains begin to pull and break in places

before she is dropped to the ground limply. I'm going to look into Caleb's eyes as that was happening. I wanted to see what he was. I am helping apply pressure. Got any healing spells with that pressure, Cad? You can't do them in here. We got to move them out.

Here, I'll help Cad move them out. We can't do it in here? Out of the cell, out of the cell. Why not? Can we heal him? Essek, you know it's a pretty good idea. We can heal him, we can heal him. Thank you.

Okay, I'll do it. The guards have already loaded new bolts into the crossbow and they're all just keeping an eye on the somewhat mashed corpse. Cure wounds. Cure wounds. I'll just do a level three cure wounds. That ought to do it. Let's see what you've got, because if not, I'll do.

Okay. Look at those dice. I know, isn't that nice? Six, 12. 18 points of healing. I'll do cure wounds. It looks like he's still bleeding a little bit. I'll do a level two.

All righty. That took an unexpected turn. Kind of saw that whole thing coming, not going to lie. Did she, are you okay? Did she give you any useful information? 12 additional points. Oh yes. Yes? Oh yes.

Do you have anything else you want to talk to her about? Oh. I don't think she's going to hear it. I don't think she would be willing, though. That can always be handled. Oh. Oh yes.

Death is just a pause. Oh yes. She still might not want to talk. Kind of seem like. Essek. Would you allow us to use this corpse for an interrogation? Under our supervision, quickly,

and do not mention that I allowed this to anybody. Nessit looks to the guards there and says, and that goes for you as well. The guards all take a nod and step back a bit and move away from the chamber. I don't know if I have it ready today. We just have to keep the... Don't need much.

Don't need much. So what are you guys doing? Sorry, I got an idea. But I know I'm a fool. That would be all I need to know. If you give me a day. The people of Katah. To speak with her?

Just need a head. Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought my friends were prepared. I wasn't ready to do it immediately, but. Would you take her head with us? Oh god. Unfortunately, do it immediately, but. Would you take her head with us? Oh god. Unfortunately, no.

This needs to be notified immediately to the rest of the dens, and the body needs to be produced. So if there's something you cannot do now, I'm afraid it cannot be done. We could find information in a way that we were not just able to do. I think that we could speak to her.

I have seen him do it. Are you attempting to speak to the corpse? Yes. As her master, yes. Then I cannot allow it. That is standard procedure after execution, and the body cannot be utilized in the same way again. If they attempt to make the body available for such

a ritual and it does not work, they will know that it has been done in advance, which will lead them to me, which will lead them to you. Can't we just request to be in the room when they do it? Uh... I think that may be stepping beyond the bounds of which your arrangement here is. That seems fair. Situated.

My apologies. I want to help as much as I can, but there are limitations. You know, I think she did this intentionally. I think this was. Well, yeah. Well, I mean, all things considered, it's a clever way of making sure you can't ask any more questions. She was also waiting for this opportunity.

What if she knows where the Achen is now? Then we will find it from the body. But you can't be the ones to do it. There is protocol, and the last thing you need is anything like this to be traced back to me or you. You've been more than generous. You really have. Very much so.

Caleb wanders over to her corpse and kneels, and with his own bloody hand, wipes her hair out of her eyes. I'm sorry. I think we are done here. I think we are. Are. I think we are. Are there any scars on the body?

Well, the arms and legs have been nearly pulled out of the sockets, where the torso has been crushed inward and the chains were pulled taut, essentially. The body was pulled away from the limbs to the point where they're still attached, but definitive separation internally. Most of the torso has been crushed inward, the jaw has been broken in, and it's...

I was specifically curious about the arms and legs. The arms and legs, you do notice there are scars among the forearms that are similar to the ones that Caleb had. I'd like to, if it's all right, quickly just approach the body for a second. As you do, Essek goes, Careful, you do have to leave soon.

Of course. No funny business. Nothing funny. I want to palpate the region. I want to press the arm and see what the scars feel like. Okay, make a medicine check. Thank you. I'm going to look over Caduceus' shoulder

because I know what he's doing. What are you trying to figure out from this? I want to know what caused the scars. Okay. I don't know what he's doing. You thought he was trying to milk it. No, I thought he was going to see if there's still crystals in there.

Yeah, I don't think I would know that yet. But I do know they're magic scars because I've seen his. Well, you know the scars. Go make a medicine check to ascertain the nature of the scars. What's the time? 25. Okay, looking them over,

you can see that there are multiple, probably for each arm, some in the neighborhood of 20 to 30 individual scars that are puncture scars. They aren't seemingly violent, and they've healed over fine, but they are placed in... While at first glance it appears to be random, you can see what looks to be faint patterns in their placement in the arms, intentional.

Does it look like runes or anything like that? Not like runes, but you get the sense that at least these scars are deliberate and they're mirrored on each arm. Hmm. Let me check that, not sure you got it broken. Caleb. This is the same thing that happened to you?

Don't touch anything. Get yelled at. Yes, all of his students. Okay. I think we should get out of here. Yes. One last thing, did she just manage to break that chain or file it down?

Or it seemed like she was under lock and key. How did that happen? Yes, I am very curious about that myself. The other guards look at each other, getting back to their posts. One of them begins talking. None of you speak Undercommon, correct? Goddamn it.

Fuck. Just Overcommon. So yeah, none of you here. There was some conversation back before it came Essek and one of the guards. Essek gets a little more infuriated. The guard backs down a little bit, seems to curtail and step back into his position. Essek looks back at you.

Well, it seems that these Scourgers, these Volstrucker, are well-trained. We should get going. Just out of curiosity, I'm going to just go over and check out the body. How tall-ish was she? Best you can glance outside beside the crushed status of the body from what you've seen,

probably in the neighborhood of between five, two, and five, six. Can you study her features? I've been doing that while they were having the conversation. You think you could make yourself look like her? Obviously. All right, good. Okay, so you study. But like a slightly better-looking.

Right, she's a real crazy. Haircut. Also, out of character, did she seem younger or older than Caleb? Younger than Caleb, yeah. You'd probably guess, looking at her, it's hard to tell with how emaciated and unhealthy she is from the time she spent here after being captured, but used to remind me of somewhere in the mid to late 20s.

Jor-Hassi, hi, the next generation. Stop it. Goddamn it. Sorry. Let's get out of here. Okay. Home we go. All right, Essek leads you out of the prison and back to your home above ground. What would you like to do? I don't know!

What do we do? Are we going to check in with the Bright Queen? Do we need to apply for that? I don't think that's going to happen. I don't think we need to do that. This is our mission. Towards our dead. Is Essek still with?

He would still be with you unless you tell him to leave. So is it on us? There are no resources of any kind that you could provide in our foray back to the Empire? A lead of the arrow. What kind of resources would you require? Everything is being placed into the war effort for right now, so it is a bit stretched.

Information, do you know the last place this beacon was seen? The last place that we know of it was in Felderwin. Felderwin. You don't happen to have any safe houses or bases of operation behind enemy lines? We have a few locations that we've established, but for the purposes of keeping them safe,

respectfully, I cannot tell you. Fjallraun, the tripod, we have the tripod. Does that help us at all? It'll find out. Did it touch it? Does that count? Can we scry on that or anything? No, I guess not. Are you able to scry on things

you have never seen before? It would be similar, obviously, to the one that we possessed. I would have picked between the two. Let me think about that for a minute. If I was clever, I would have it very protected from such things. Yeah, like, you know.

Got to start somewhere, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on, let me look in this spell. I know a lot about it, I just need to. I mean, if we could go back to Felderwin and retrace their steps, I suppose, we could. You know. We could try to get our hands on the living Scourger. It's a creature sort of thing.

I can scry on people. You can scry on a location, but you had to have seen the location before. I can scry on a location or a people, but not an object, all right? Correct. Well, going back to what Essek said, the members of the Assembly, do we know, the members of the Assembly,

do we know all the members of the Assembly? I mean, Caleb does. I would need to go through notes. There's a lot of them. What if we go back to? Should we start scrying on each one? What if we go back to Ussa, Aranus, and Nicodranas?

Ussa? Ussa. What would he say? What would he know? He's sort of on the outs. Arcanist, he might have it right. He doesn't like the Academy, but you know how all rich people know each other? I do know that. Don't know that.

You know, he might have heard rumor. We don't really know where his allegiance is lying. He is. I mean, we've met in person. A lot of the people we're talking about. You know somebody that seemed to have a lot of information about lots of different things. If I had some incense and some ivory.

The gentleman? Papa? What? Potentially Papa, but you know, I mean, he had his hands on a lot of different things. He might have heard about such a big artifact crossing the lines. Also. And he's back in.

Sadash. Yeah. We have all these leads in this name, Jagentoth, keep coming up, and they tend to be expert smugglers. That is true, too. If I was the Academy, I would try and distance myself from any of this on my hands as much as I could. Well, we know they were in possession of one in Zadash. Exactly. Why wouldn't they move the others?

Well, they are. The military is moving in Urzin, you said? Why couldn't they move the others? Well, they are. The military's moving in Urzin, you said? They're sending more military towards Urzin, yes. But they would still be trying to use it in the way they were using the one that we stole. Can you sense Dune magic now that you have tapped into that? That's what you call it, right, Essek? Sensing Dune magic? Yeah, Duna magic, now that you have tapped into that?

That's what you call it, right, Essek? Sensing Duna magic? Yeah, Duna magic. Are you talking about jacking into the mainframe? Yeah. Can you do that? With those glasses. It is referred to as Dunamancy.

Yeah, Duna magic. Oh boy. I'm just shortening it. He just turned someone into a pretzel with the Duna magic, turned it down. It's fine. It's difficult for many to grasp. It's elaborate and esoteric depths.

I'm making a pun. You don't have to be patronizing. But I always do. That's true. Puns by the very nature. I could meditate upon the upon the piece. If I had, I would need some incense and some ivory, but I could

maybe glean some information that we didn't have. It's not a bad idea. I actually like Jester's idea of the Gentleman. I mean, he is very well connected, and if they're trying to move, albeit discreetly, through the Empire. And while I think that my good friend Beauregard was being somewhat facetious,

it's not a bad point either if there is any other arcing tricks of your kind that you think could help us in our search. Know that I... I love my home. My home is out of control. I want to end the conflict. I know many here think that that is insanity.

I do not. And everything that I am many here think that that is insanity. I do not. And everything that I am learning here, I mean for the good of both our people. Make a persuasion check. I touch Caleb on the shoulder. Sneaking in there! There it is! That's a d4. Add a d4, too. That is crazy cocked.

Landed on your mountain. 22. Good shit, that's good shit. 22, all righty. 18 plus four. Okay. Ooh, good four, that's a good four. Gather your books. They are on me at all times. Good.

Then to the dead. All of us? If you wish to watch, but I gather this might be a bit above your respective benevolence of understanding. I have some shopping to do personally. Well, now I feel like it's just, now he's laying it on thick.

Yeah. I'm just being honest. No, we could gather some things while they're doing this. Yeah, we'll prep. We've got our own notes and books we have to hit. No, you don't. You don't have to. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. I punch your book, fucking face.

Shut up. We could go get some ivory, I guess. For you, Caducey. A little ivory and a little incense would go a long way. Okay. All right. I'm going to go fucking watch it. Okay.

You earned it. You earned a show. What? The most boring show. I'm going to go make my popcorn in the kitchen and I'm going to go sit down and watch him do it. Caramel born. I'm going to go watch people study for the SAT. I'm going to go sit down and watch him do it. Caramel born. I'm going to go watch people study for the SAT.

I'm going to quit. Were you referring to your den or ours? Yours. Okay. What is it you wish to do? Do you wish utility in the manipulation of the world around you? Always.

Okay. Perhaps... Do you enjoy the idea of drawing the potential from discarded timelines. That is intriguing. How do you mean? Let me show you. He pulls out a book from beneath the cloak.

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Well done! MusicMaidan97! Just like that. Electronic music from your hacker? That's the kind of music that his hacker listens to. So Jester, as you're watching this inspection, the glyphs are being shown, the pages are brought one after the other,

and the instruction comes to Caleb. The first spell in which Essek describes, there are ways which you can manipulate the gravity around specific objects to become a fixed point in space. Like for instance, and he takes out a small, looks like a sack of some kind, and pulls up some gold dust in his hand, and scatters it across one of the nearby chairs,

and takes it and lifts it up. He does a small series of finger motions that creates this slight spectral glyph. The sand, or the gold-like dust pulls towards the glyph and then vanishes and he releases the chair and the chair remains fixed in space. Dug on it a little bit. Does not budge at all.

That is useful, yes, I know. That is useful. It's a meager trick, but it has many creative applications. Does it, can you do to people? No. Two non-magical objects of a smaller size, but when you give it a tug, you're pretty strong.

See if you can move it. Yes, Jester, give it a tug. I'll give it the hardest tug I can. You do, yeah. Make a strength check. Can I dangle from it? Yes, you may dangle from it as you tug. Oh, the tugging. Make a strength check. Can I give myself guidance?

I'm a willing creature. Sure. That was like a dive bomb. It was. Oh, that's not good. 12. 12 does not move at all. You actually lift your entire body up off of this chair

that is just frozen in place there. This is really awesome! Climb up and sit on it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! It's at an angle, but you can do it if you hold onto the back of the chair. So yeah. How's that, comfortable?

I mean, it's pretty cool. It's worth it! I'm kicking my feet. You can't see it, but my feet are kicking. It lasts for about an hour or until you wish it to stop. And he snaps in the chair, on the ground with Jester. Worth it.

So, hopefully this immovable object spell would be useful to you. I can come up with a few applications for it, yes. Here is something a little more... interesting, and I will request that you be careful when using this in any public space outside of Rosohna. Understood. These are tricks that are pretty well guarded.

Are you putting yourself at risk by sharing these with me? Maybe, but let that be an extension of my trust in you and your friends. I expect, hopefully, the same trust in return. It is fairly established, I would like to think. Good. We have friends now.

I like that. Friends. So, time. When you move through it, from moment to moment, you make choices. Each choice guides the next path of where this timeline will go. But when you make that choice,

so many potential timelines are left to decay. So much potential lost to redistribute into the universe. Why not put some of that unused potential to use? to redistribute into the universe. Why not put some of that unused potential to use? He procures a small piece of obsidian from inside and draws this quick across the air, and you watch this line carve across, and where it does, it looks like shadow pours out of it,

but the shadow forms legs and a cloak. You see what looks to be a black, shadowy spectral copy of Essek. That's like... These are referred to as Echoes. They are potential selves left to fade in unrealized timelines. Some elements of Dunamancy have allowed us

the ability to call them. After all, they are a piece of us. Why not make use of them before they are reabsorbed by time and space? but make use of them before they are reabsorbed by time and space. That is fascinating. I had some notion of this being in contact with your beacon.

We had it for a while, and if you spent time with it, you sensed that very possibility. Some of our elite warriors, known as Echo Knights, specifically focus on this technique. But us as practitioners of arcane arts, it's a little more specific, for you see, this version here contains a facet of my magical capabilities.

It can cast one spell. But when cast, it vanishes. And it can easily be destroyed as well. So keep it safe. I'm an even weaker wizard than I am. Don't tell it that. But anyway. Come, I'll show you how to copy these down.

And these spells become now available to you. The Resonant Echo spell and the Moveable Object spell. Ah, shit. Can I practice them, too? Sure. Takes his book and hands it to you. Tell me, what of these particular glyphs

can you ascertain connections? Make an arcana check. Come on. Roll high. Now's the time. Now's the time. Guide me, Traveler. Connect to the time. Now's the time. Guide me, Traveler. You head to the bed. Fuck me running.

Fuck me running. 12. Shmeasley 12. It looks like absolute gibberish to you on the page. Balls! So what do you see? Um. I see great peril

and lots of time changing. I see this little part looks like a mouse. Then over here, that's definitely... That's a tree, that's a tree, because you can see it's got this line right here, and then it's... Make a deception check. Please.

Fuck me. The dice hit me tonight. I got a natural one. You didn't get yourself. That just wasn't worth it. As you're pointing out the tree, Fuck me. The dice hit me tonight. I got a natural one. You didn't get yourself. That just wasn't worth it. As you're pointing up the tree, Essek slowly pulls the book away.

I think we'll keep this between the learned individuals. I'm learned in other ways. Of course you are. I could probably teach you some things, Essek. Ah, I... I bet I could. I you some things, Essek. I... I bet I could. I'm certain you might, but I am not particularly interested

in what you have to teach. Nevertheless, he takes the book back and tucks it into the cloak. So. I will bid you goodbye. Remember, be careful. Echoes are definitely indicative of dynasty abilities. It would be very easy for someone within the Empire

to question your allegiance, should you be carrying one out in the open. Why would they question my allegiance? With discretion, I understand perfectly. Very well. Good luck. Thanks. And remember, should you find the location of such a beacon,

time is of the essence. All right, goodbye. Hey, Essek? Mm-hmm? Could you put the chair back in the air? It's just really cool up there. Your friend Caleb is able to do that now. It is not inexpensive. Oh, okay.

Do you have 25 gold to pass along? Well, I mean, yeah, but I don't know if a chair in the air is worth that. That is exactly what I mean. But maybe you can convince him. All right. He leaves you to your devices, but with two more facets of dunamancy in your midst.

I couldn't understand what those glyphs actually meant. I don't know if he thought that I did, but I did it. Listen, you could knock that guy's block off, Jester. I wouldn't try to compare. Not that he was using spells against me at the time. I probably couldn't. I've seen you decimate a person with a giant piece of confection.

I think that you can hold your own. Thanks, Caleb. That's an easy compliment to give. I walk up and I grab his hands. I just want to say, I just want to say that I know what you went through today in the cell was very, very hard. And probably didn't go the way you're hoping it would.

So if you need anyone to talk to you about it or anything, I'm here for you, okay? Okay. You've got two new spells. So many more. You're a good friend. So many more. You're a good friend. So are you. Will you do a little bit of boring shopping with me on the way back?

Fuck yes. Okay. Nothing complicated. I would look for a place to buy chalk, gold dust, paper, and ink. Okay. I would look for a place to buy chalk, gold dust, paper and ink. Okay. Would you want a piece of obsidian as well? Thank you for the reminder, yeah.

All right, so for the obsidian, it's 50 gold? 50, right. And for the gold dust, as much as you wish to purchase in equal amounts? 25 per casting. Correct. Okay. Woo, wah, wah, wah. Wah, wah, wee, wah. Wah, wah, wee, wah. 25 per casting. Correct. Okay. Woo-wa-wa-wa!

Wa-wa-wee-wa. Wa-wa-wee-wa. I can help. Close to broke, actually. Same as it ever was. You know, I've got it. I will spend the money on the obsidian and 100 gold pieces worth of gold dust.

And I will write them out when I'm able to. I'm going to buy him some paper, and I'm going to buy 50 gold worth of gold dust as well. These are for special pranks that I want you to cast, okay? I'm going to call in a favor a couple times, I'm sure, and I just want you to be prepared. No, shit. We did.

What have I done? We definitely did. What have I done? I will take this larger sack and I'm going to put it over here. Okay. I'm going to tie it off. Then your gold dust will go in here. Okay. That's yours. This is exactly what

the Dunamancers of the world envisioned. With their various space-bending secrets. This is why I the Dunamancers of the world envisioned with their various space bending secrets. This is why I wanted to be there. What is this rusty trombone and why won't it move? How much is the paper? What are you needing? How much is paper that he wants? Oh gosh.

That would be his purview. How much do you need? What do you need? 50. 50 gold per level? Per level. Yeah, so you need? What do you need? 50 gold per level. Per level. Yeah. So you need 300 gold. Okay, 300 gold. It's all right. Got it.

That is very generous of you. I'll tell you later. We should meet up with everybody. Okay. I will have wanted to buy 250 gold worth of incense and 200 gold worth of ivory strips if I can find such things in town. Yeah, it takes you a little bit, but you manage to find what you need across,

I'd say, three different shops. But you manage to do so. Perfect. Anybody else, anything? Buy some lightweight but strong string, like fishing wire? Yeah. Fishing wire is available. Yeah, fishing wire. And then, like,

two ball bearings, but a little bigger than marble size. Big balls. Big ball, big minotaur balls. Those are like eggs. Maybe not that heavy. Yeah. I'm, there are. I'm trying to make like a bolo, not a, is that what you call the thing?

A bolo. A bolo thing. A bolo. Bolo. Yeah, sure. Bolo. Bolo. Bolo. Bolo.

Bolo. Bolo. There are fishing weights, actually, that are about the size that you need for that. Great. You can get some cable. I wouldn't say, you can probably get fishing line, but it's not going to be very strong.

Whatever you think is good. But wound cable has a little more tensile strength. If you just want one set of, you said two weights and one? How about two, in case I fuck up? I'll say, because there's some custom elements to it, say five gold for the two. Okay. Fuck off. I'll say, because there's some custom elements to it, say five gold for the two. Okay. Great.

All right. Anyone else, anything to do here? Mm-mm. Okay. Start reaching out and touching someone tonight. All righty. So while the night sky is ever present over Rosohna, you assume and you know from just your general awareness

of time passage, though the constant shifting of location does take you a little bit of adjustment from having to figure out where you are versus what time of day it is, especially in Rosohna, you gather the evening has come. So the night after a day of traversing, investigating, conversations and learning, the evening is here. Should I scry on some people?

For sure. So we should make a list of all the people we should scry on. Scry and chill? Yeah. How many scrys do you got? I got two scrys. Nobody else does it? I can, after if I take a nap.

Like tomorrow. Tomorrow I can do it. I have some stuff I can do today, though. Who's on our list? We got the blonde guy. Yep. Yeah. We got Trent Ickithon. Yeah, I have a feeling he'd be pretty hard to scry on, but yeah, I could try it.

We got? The gentleman. We've got the gentleman. But we could just talk to him. Well, yeah, but he could be lying. And he might not be where he last was. But we can start by talking to him. We've got the gentleman. But we could just talk to him. Well, yeah, but he could be lying. And he might not be where he last was. But we can start by talking to him. We've got the Astrid. We got...

We got an Astrid. We, yes, I would be curious. That's probably not going to work, but I would be curious to see. The same with Trent, it would be an experiment with very... Could you disguise yourself? Could you make yourself look like her so I would know exactly what she looks like?

Mm. That's clever. We also got... The Laughing Hand, Yasha. Yasha. Vesta Ragna? These are other. There are quite a few of them. Martinet Ludinus Daleth?

Try and take a thumb. Yes, Ludinus Daleth is in charge. What did you say? Ludinus Daleth. Martinet Ludinus Daleth. Ludinus Daleth? And then there was the elder woman. Your other friend. Vess DeRogna.

Yes, Vess DeRogna, Archmage of Antiquity. There is Lord Aethias Ulladan. Master Dulin Tversky. Oh yes, there's a lot of Academy members. Aren't they all going to be pretty guarded as far as this goes? Like, I imagine their blocking capabilities might be higher than my scrying capabilities.

Maybe. But I don't know. Hard to get a handle on. There are eight positions that rule the Assembly, and then beneath them, somebody's, that's the right word, deputized is not it, there are what are referred to as annexes, so they have a lot of responsibility, but there are eight at the top, always.

When one of them is no longer for this world, they either bequeath it to one of their children or it is handed off to someone deemed worthy. Okay. So they only pass off power when they die? So they're pretty old, all of them? Not all of them. Feels like their interest in Dunamansia

makes a little more sense. Jena Eressor, Archmage of Industry, is younger. She handles business. We've seen her, no, we've heard of her. We saw her in Felderwin? Maybe not. It's been a long time in-game. I feel like we came into contact with Ormyd Haas,

or heard of Ormyd Haas. Ormyd Haas you came in contact with briefly at the, if I recall, you saw him at the tournament where you guys battled in the center during the festival. I'm actually looking at that. We heard about Vess DeRogna when we were getting the- Vess DeRogna, you saw her in Felder. With the dude in charge.

Yes, with Ludinus DeLeth. Ludinus DeLeth. Yeah. DeRogna's the Archmage of Antiquity, so she would have been the one who would have understood or known what the beacon was. Seems to be closest. Could be the person who knew, had the tripod and knew that she's,

she knows about that. You know we've never checked it out. What do you mean, check it out, just look at it? Yeah, we've never fully inspected it, have we? I think we identified it. We could, maybe we could ascertain where the metal comes from or how it was made. Can we pull out the tripod?

Yeah, let's do that. We never talked to your husband about the tripod? No. Oops! We never did. We could also do that. I could send a message to him. Sure, sure, sure. Adding him to the list. A message, which is much easier than scrying. Sure, sure, sure. Adding him to the list.

A message, which is much easier than scrying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Should I begin a ritual for this? For the Luxon? What ritual? Oh, so you can find out some stuff about it, yeah? I can ask the Wild Mother to tell me as much about it. We've never really delved deep into what it is

or what it can do. We need all the information we can get. This might be a good start. It's a wonderful suggestion. Oh! You know, Jester, this feels a lot like a good old-fashioned mystery. It really does. It does.

We just have to gather up the clues and the evidence, and then we will find exactly what we're looking for. And then question the suspects. Yes. It's very impressive. It's very impressive that you've learned to meditate in this crowd. It's not easy.

The victim will be out. I am going to begin lighting, making a little corner and beginning legend lore. Legend lore, okay. Can I assist you in some way? Oh! Could get everyone to quiet down a bit. Everyone shut the fuck up.

See? See? Vow of silence right there, he's already doing it. Okay, so it takes you a brief moment to set up. It's not extremely extensive. The incense is consumed at the moment of invoking the Legend Lore spell. You watch Caduceus' eyes go wide and suddenly the irises are just clouded over.

At first, you look snow blind, but you can see slight movement, like there's some sort of a shifting fog within the eye. I'm drawing the shit out of Caduceus right now. All right. You were asking about the Luxon. Specifically and especially the one that we're missing. Okay.

The other of the pair. The one that you're looking for? Yes. The one that you're looking for, that beacon, is one of many, of which only a few have been found. This was uncovered probably 700 years ago. 700. And was carved out of

what is now known as Blightshore in the Penumbra Range that divides Blightshore and Xhorhas. The speaking, like many, are considered to be parts of the Luxon, remnants left behind of some light being, prehistory. Each one of these legendary objects contains within it much potential. It contains the prospect of time,

the prospect of time, prospect of decision, of destinies, and breaking them. And those who bind themselves to the Luxon through the beacon find themselves brought into the ever-spinning cycle of rebirth. No stories of this particular object, of where it's been, who's been in contact with it? Many figures have been in contact with it.

The Bright Queen, through two different lives. It has seen open worship on days of chosen sunlight, in which the nightfall is dispelled in the people of Rosohna and Xhorhas bask in the sun. Even those who find pain and challenge in its presence, as it is part of the worship. You've seen it grasped

and ushered out in the night and given to figures who are not meant to hold it. How long ago, can I tell how long ago? How long it's been, on the other hand? I know. It's not really of legendary importance, I would say, no. Fair. You get brief images of just the timeline, but it is tumbled through,

and that's about as much as you can grasp. Unfortunately, a lot of the information you already knew, but. That's okay, it's nice to have some confirmed timeline, and it's nice to have a location story. And we also know that there's more than two. Yeah, we knew that already.

I guess we did know that already. Fair. We also know where it was made. Lightshore? Lightshore. Lightshore. And Jor-Ha. The Purnumbra Range. It's placed with the name of the mountain.

The Purnumbra Range is actually the mountain range on the eastern side of Xhorhas. Have you bled more on that mountain? Is a mountain there, or? From what you ascertained, it was found somewhere near the base of the mountain range on the Blightshore side, which is the eastern land to Xhorhas. It's also known as the Miskath Strand.

That's its classic historical name, but Blightshore is what it's called since the Calamity. Interesting. If it was 700 years ago, it was probably not the Blightshore quite yet. It was just about, actually. It would have been shortly after the Calamity. The Calamity was over 800 years ago. All right, all right.

Hmm. Well, that's a start. Well, let's start the scry parade, shall we? Yeah, who should I start with? Caleb, this is really... Do you want, ooh, ooh, ooh. Do you want me to send a message to Yeza first? Yeza?

Okay, well, if we're going to do that, we're going to ask him, where did the tripod come from? Who gave it to him? What's it made of? Well. How about everything he can tell us about the tripod? In 25 words. In 25 words.

So where'd it come from? Who gave it to him? What's it for? Yeah. Do we know what it's for? It's for holding the... Yeah, but... Denselifying, maybe? Yeah. Why not four feet?

They were also trying to create... Anyway. Like siphons? Others. Mm-hmm. They were trying to create... Dunamancy Others. Oh, wow! Okay. Just create time. It's Derrymancy. Got the milk of the time.

I remember Dunamancy. Caleb remembers. So, 25 words. Yes. We're safe. We're safe. Question. Question, question. Where was tripodod made? Don't plan, just go for it. Who gave to you?

I'm going to send a message to Yeza, stop it. Okay. Just omit all the verbs. Talk like a caveman. Hey, we're saved! Ow! Tripod. Who made?

Where from? What's for? Fire bad! How's Luc? How's Luc? Don't waste that shit. Be brief in your responses. You can tell him that too, right?

You got 25 words to respond to this message. One more. Poop. Oh, he gets five points? I love this spell so much. So we beat the dragon up. Wow. I am confused. Shit.

He's wasting so much time. Luc is fine. Luc is good. I think that's good, but. Dragons a lot. Yes. A dragon's a lot. Thanks. I'm not sure I know what you meant. Tripod?

That's it. Oh, he doesn't know what a tripod is. Let's pull it out. Is this a tripod? Pull it out. Wait, who has it? You have it. Let's pull it out. Is this a tripod? Pull it out. Wait, who has it? You have it. It's in the bag of holding. He has it. Blue.

It is, it's a platinum tripod. It has a couple of, uh. Platinum? What is platinum? This whole thing is platinum? We've been focusing on platinum! Okay, keep going. That's it, we should talk about the town. It is lighter than you'd expect

a solid platinum tripod to be. Oh, okay. Is this magical? Let him keep going. Let him finish his sentence. On the top of it, it has, it's like the triangular portion with the three pieces come together.

There are protrusions, looks like they were in place to hold where the beacon would settle into, where the handles would rest on, and where the bottom part of it would just be held, so it had multiple points of contact to keep it in place. It looked like there were a couple of other small mechanisms beneath it where things could be affixed, whether it be, you actually, as an alchemist, recognize

there are portions at the bottom where it looks like you would affix vials or jars or things that would gather and collect materials. Oh, it's a milking device, it really is. Thank you. That's the best you can ascertain. So if he didn't know about it... Maybe he just didn't remember

that I was talking about that tripod. I mean, it is kind of a... You should have been more specific. Not. I'm just, this is one detective to another. It's constructive criticism. All right, who's next? My instinct was to hide, and'm not going to end the scene.

Oh. Can I, so wait, it's not, is it magical, though? I still want to answer that question. I take the tripod and I put it down. Yeah, there you go. It is not magical. It's not magical. It's money!

Yeah. It seems light for platinum, though. Can I? Is it hollow? Yeah, is it hollow? It's money! Yeah. It seems light for platinum, though. Can I? Is it hollow? Yeah, is it hollow? It's hollow. Can I? It's less money! I want to take it and whack it against the ground. Okay, make a strength check. Is it a strength check?

Break the, I'm going to do this now. That's another three, that's the third time she's done that. Are you rolling with the same dice every time? that's the third time she's done that. Are you rolling with the same dice every time? This is the second time. Yes, she is. I am. Perhaps the d3. Just a strength check?

Three. Three, okay. You don't bend it, you don't permanently damage it. It hits the ground, you hear the hollow tube element at the center of the side that impacts. It's collapsible, right? Somewhat, yeah, there's two pieces per side. Are you going to do the same idea I'm getting? No, probably not.

Shit, I'm not talking to Percy anymore. No, probably not. Okay. All right. Stay on task, stay on task. It's not about the tripod. Could be a cool new weapon. Crying. The Penumbra Range is not far from where we are.

You know, on our map, there are these little islands out in the lake that have runes on them. I don't know if that matters or not. We've read those. Oh, bad. But we could maybe go to the mountain range and just find another beacon in the range. Oh.

Let's prod a bit more before we get there. We're going to. You mean like someone who is watching someone else's cat and it dies and you go to a pet store and get a cat that's the same color and bring it to the person? Yeah. We'll do that. You know, yeah.

Wow. Let's start. Have you ever done that? Talking about the plot of Meet the Foggers, we're going to try to scry on someone. Yes. Okay. Do you know who you would prefer to start with? No.

Someone that we've seen would probably be the most successful. I could try with Vess. So I cast Seeming, and I make Beauregard look like Astrid, and I make Fjord look like Eadwulf, and I make myself look like Trent Ikithon, and I make Nott look like a tiny Vess DeRogna,

and I make Cadott look like a tiny Vess DeRogna, and I make Caduceus look like Marquis Jenna Irassor. Irassor? Jenna Irassor. Technically, she's a baroness. The Marquis was a temporary title. Okay.

Archmage of Industry. Trent is, well, you've seen Trent before, but it's been a while, so that's a refresher. It's been a while. Didn't do it. Astrid is roughly Jester's height, but she has a short brown, this is, she looks like she's 17.

That's when I saw her last. She's got short brown hair, maybe four or five inches long. She is slight. She has attractive, but... like, severe features. That's true. Aeodwulf is taller than Caleb is now, and is fairly muscular, and has a buzzed,

shorn head of black hair. Serious look until Fjord says something. He's got thick black hair on his forearms. But Vess DeRogna and Ludinus Daleth, we saw in the proximity of... We saw them at the thing. We saw Vess DeRogna and we saw Ludinus Daleth. In Ormid House. Ormid House, we saw, yeah.

But in a different place. In the dash. So maybe we should start with those, since we've seen them near one of these locks and looking at some of them right now. Okay. I'm going to just remember what Astrid looks like. Astrid?

Well, just so I have it. I'm going to try to not get bogged down with the details in her hairstyle and everything, because it's probably changed by now. Yeah. How long ago was this that you knew them again, Caleb? Three, 10, 13. Shit, I've got all this down somewhere. It's a long time ago, I was 16 years old.

Oh. Long time then. 16, 17. Because you're like super old now, right? Almost 20 years. Like really old. I'm 33 years old. Whoa, you're so old. Careful. It's funny, I don't have a table for dinner yet.

Shut up, Marisha. Skewing that bell curve. Last time I saw her, I was 17. Wow, okay, okay. She was 18. Okay, going for those older girls. Okay. I'm going to try to scry on Vess. Vess DeRogna? Mm-hmm.

Okay. I'm going to sit down. I'm going to think real hard about her. I'm going to hold down. I'm going to think real hard about her. Hold onto my Traveler symbol. I'm going to go, I know this isn't a cult, okay? I know. Then I'm going to think about her.

Okay. As you clutch your hand and you say that, you feel the hands clasp yours. Your voice is like, Cult. That, Colt, that's amusing. Right? Quite amusing. Unfortunately, something keeps our vision at bay. I knew that was going to happen. These people are super powerful.

So it would seem, and the hands relax, and you see, as you look back around, the brief scattering of green cloak before it vanishes out of your periphery, and you look back and there's nobody there. Did you see him? No. You didn't see him?

See who? Oh, you guys are so crazy. You've got to pay attention, okay, when I'm scrying, because he always comes around when I'm scrying. So one of the Assembly was shielded from you, which is not surprising to me, because I am shielded from them. Oh, well, yeah.

And probably the same is true for one of the Falshtracker, but not definite, and then we have and probably the same is true for one of the Falshtracker, but not definite, and then we have scryed on this blonde fellow before. We can try him again. And Yasha we have scryed on before. Yeah. I don't think Yasha will know about the beacon,

but we could scry on her just for shits and giggles. I wonder if she's even still on the same plane as us. Oh god, is that even possible? What? She could be on another plane? Yeah. Yeah. Did you see the black, anus-looking void that the fucking thing was coming through?

Yes, I hadn't quite paired that with a rectum, but yes. It did look like a really big butthole, didn't it? A giant butthole. I've never been able to shake that imagery. Just having to go into a butthole all the time. Do you want to message the gentleman, then? That's a surefire winner. Message him or scry on him?

Message him. Message him. He's just going to be doing things. I don't know, what if he's doing secret business meetings? I don't think it's going to be business meetings. If he's anything, you know, like my mama, the business meetings are the other things

you can accomplish a lot. That's a fair point. Hmm, still, message might be the better way to go. All right. Before you go, gentlemen, Assembly, you have contacts? Oh god. You have connection?

That's the stupidest. You're omitting just unimportant words to save space, is what you're saying. It's stupid, it makes me sound dumb, I don't like it. Would we also be asking about the beacon? Beacon where? No. Poop?

No, I'm not doing that. It's her version of the stuff. This is possibly my father, you guys, I have to sound cool. Yeah, you do. Okay, I'm going to send a message to the gentleman. He's always really happy to hear from me. Right. Hi, Dad.

Oh my god! Right out the fucking gate? Wow! Why is there a chill? Oh shit! Looks like we may be coming back to the area you're in. Do you know anything about this beacon thing? Also, would love to see you. What are you doing right now?

Nope, that's it. I love Sam. I don't know what a beacon is. And I'm busy. But come say hi if you're in town. Might be work. He super duper misses us, you guys. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you know in the beginning of your message that you guys. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you know in the beginning of your message

that you said, hi, Dad? Yeah! You led with that. Well, I've already told him I know he's my dad. Oh, and how did he take it? He said, he's like, oh my gosh, Jester, I've been waiting for a long time to talk to you and see you, and gosh, I missed you growing up,

and I can't wait to learn more see you, and gosh, I missed you growing up, and I can't wait to learn more about your life and stuff. This is all in a reply. Not this particular time. He said that before. This time he was just like, oh my gosh, Jester, I'm so glad it's you, and I miss you so much, and please tell your friends

to come and visit me and stuff. I don't know what the beacon is, though, is what he said. Sure. Potential lead, maybe? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. For the record, I'm going to drop a pair of percentile dice right now, just because I'm curious.

Okay. Ooh! What are you? No, what? Nope. What are you? What do you have to get? I don't know how to get it. I was just going to ask what direction

we should, in what direction we should find the beacon. And you have to roll lower than your level, is that how this works? Yeah. Yeah, because you have divine intervention now. It's a 10% chance you have to roll a 10 or lower on the percentile. I rolled an 18. So if this had been a zero, you would have gotten it? No. But do, yeah, actually, yeah,

if this had been a zero, I would have gotten it. Do make your, yeah, if this had been a zero, that I would have gotten it. Do make your requests before you roll. Okay, that's okay. I already knew what I was asking, but I was, fair enough. I know that's down for long rest. It's all good. All right. Well.

Well. I haven't scryed on a second person. I think it is probably a safe bet that all of the Assembly are equally protected, so our options are Blondie. Blondie or a student. Yasha... Let's figure out where we're going tonight,

and then Yasha we could do tomorrow. Yeah. Okay. Do you think Astrid is probably locked the same way that you are? Yeah, she's been in the, in with the Volstruckers for that amount of time. I would have received this

had I finished my training. Did she get that from Prison Lady? Nope. Did you steal it? Pretty much. What's it do? Make sure that I cannot be seen or found by someone like Jester. Oh, yeah.

So? So they have to have not completed their training yet. Okay. Would anyone who's even finished their training be entrusted with something like knowing where the beacon is? No, I was fairly isolated while I was being instructed. No offense, it seems like

those of his ilk have used more for offensive or upsetting clandestine missions. Maybe I'll scry on... Blondie. Blondie, I guess. We're lucky and hear over here something. Although I think Blondie was just in it for the portals, right?

He didn't have anything to do with the beacon. Well, we honestly don't know what's connected to what yet, although it is strange that all this is happening at the same time. So we scryed on him because we got a fraction of his robe that was left behind with one of the portals. Yeah. So, and are we even sure if, what's his demon face that abducted Yasha?

Wasn't that guy, but under disguise? I don't think it was the same person. Different person? Okay. I don't know. Because we were trying to track. Yeah, he had the book. And he had the book.

We tried, because he was in the room with Dolan? Dolan, Kingy dude. Dwendal. Dwendal! But like you said, I don't know if that has anything to do with. Do it! Do it. I said do it. All right, I'm going to scry on old Blondie. You will learn something. All right.

What's your spell, DC? One day we'll get an answer. I think it's, yeah, 17. Feeling the proximity of the gentleman, the Traveler, a second time. So many of the male characters in the past half hour. The waiter. The Traveler sits at your side,

puts his hands around yours. He's real strong, I'm sorry. Fuck! God! Mother bitch! God, it's gone. I'm useless today, I'm absolutely useless. It's been a long day. I wouldn't say that.

Some of us have just been sitting here, watching, so. Well. Give the fucking guns! Battle continues. I think that's a mosquito now. I think we've upgraded. Well, we hope not a bit. He's more nimble than his predecessor.

Yeah. Well, there's still one option available to us. Which is? There's always the Wildmother. Okay. You want to help me go through this? Of course. All right, last ditch is some Commune.

I'm going to burn my last fifth of the day and let's have a Commune with the Wild Mother. All right. As you concentrate, you feel your consciousness expand a bit, you focus in your mind on the tree above you, and through that tree, use it almost like a divining rod to gain her attention. The warmth washes over you and you sense

that she can hear your request. We're following many strange directions on this path that we're on. We currently search for a beacon of the Luxon. Would you know which direction or where we might travel to find that which we seek? Unfortunately, the questions have to be yes or no. Or they, oh, that's right, they need to be,

they need to be super, so they can be answered. They need to be answered with a yes or no, or an uncertain. Or an uncertain. All right, sorry. Yeah, it's the Ouija board of special spells. All right. May I take a retake? I'll let you retake, so you would know this.

Yeah. We find what we're looking for in the islands to the south. Yes. Does our friend Yasha work against us at this moment on this quest? Death for a ducat dead! That which is dead cannot be changed.

All righty. Revenant. The question was, does the actual work against the question question? Against this particular quest, yeah. No. Have we met those who would keep us, those who would keep us from this artifact, are they known to us?

Have we seen their faces? Uncertain. You get the sense that when you made a request about the mission or quest you're on. The quest, the islands seem to ping. But it could be a lot of things. There are many quests you are on. Okay.

That answer pertained to one of them. Okay. There is something in those islands at the very least. Are they looking at the fly? They're looking at the fly. Ah, screw a fly. Still alive. You're gone, Vax, you're gone. Oh my god.

Is it dead? Is it definitely dead? That was horrifying. I don't like it when they're still alive. With the ones we were just speaking of with the rune, yeah, the... Okay. Oh, no, yeah. Those are in a lake.

Those are in a lake, okay. So those are what you're referring to? That was. But I'll also say that there was, in the spell, you don't actually have to answer with a yes, no, or uncertain. You can be vaguely more specific if you choose to. I can only ask questions that have those.

Fair enough, fair enough. Yeah. Fair enough. Then enough. Yeah. Fair enough. Then? Magic 8-Ball says. Magic 8-Ball says, yeah. So for the first question, the answer would be? Not those islands over there. In that direction.

All right. I have a very vague lead towards something, at the very least. Very bad. So if we want to, if we have nothing else, that is a way to go. What is your lead? I would have said most of this out loud, so.

Oh, well. There is something worth our attention to the islands south of us. Okay. Southwest of Frosona. Yeah, the ones back then. Somewhere in that direction, something of interest, perhaps.

Well, Poop, what do we do? You know, the one we could, do you think Dairon would know anything about where this thing might be kept? I don't know if she would know anything currently, but she might have directions. She might be able to answer some questions. Would she tell you?

Yeah, she would tell me. She wants to work together. If anything, it's us that's been aloof. Did you see that? I don't think I can be aloof. Well. 20. Angel 20.

Excellent job. Well, what do we do? We should bring Dairon further into our plans. Well then. We could go and maybe, I don't. You know, Rumblecusp Island and the Menagerie Coast also has a volcano. I know. That's southwestern.

We have to be there anyway. And there's a wizard we can talk to. If... If we're going to try and make it to Traveler Con, we're going to have to get back on the boat. We have months for that. Weeks. Six weeks. Seven weeks.

It seems like this is a bit, I mean, no offense, but this is a bit more pressing, no? We're not going to wait six weeks to start looking for the Luxon. I think we have to keep shaking bushes, personally, and I don't know if this thing has been lost for a while. I don't think we're going to find it in the next 48, I don't think we're going to find it in the next 48,

I don't think we're going to find a state secret in the next 48 hours. No, but we also don't need to go to get ready for Traveler Cone six weeks early. No, there's other things to do, and there's people to talk to there. At least it's a place to go to start shaking bushes. I'm just pointing out that it's going to take

a little bit of time to get on a boat and travel. Not six weeks worth. Sure, sure, sure. It would be nice to have one lead somewhere in the Empire. Well, if we get into the Empire, then we have to get out of the Empire. We have a teleport guy.

We do? I think that we should let Beauregard discuss with Dairon, and then we should return. What are y'all's comfortability with Dairon? Return to what? Home. To the Empire. He trusts her, Beau, then we trust her.

Yeah, you're right. I know she wants in a little bit more. She's tricky. Maybe they'd be willing for me to get a sense of just how trustworthy they are. It's not a doubt of my trust. I'm talking about our trust, my trust. Do you feel like you need that?

I'd like it. All right. What are you going to do to her? Cast a bit of a truth spell. Okay. Good luck. Yeah, I mean, the idea would be not sneakily, but to ask if.

Yeah, no, asking would be polite. Asking if we could, you know, just make sure that all the cards are on the table. What do we want to have her do? Do we want to have her try and stay here and be like our liaison while we're gone? Whatever she wants to do, I'm mostly concerned with any leads or information she might have

about how they move things around in the Empire. Yes, she's a little restricted here on her own, but perhaps this is where she prefers to be. I, too, not would like to know. We tell her everything, what we are trying to accomplish, what we need to find, and maybe it will ring a bell for her, something. By the way, just as a bit of flair here,

everyone is still underseeming, and people may or may not notice Caleb occasionally just staring at seeming Astrid for stretches of time before shaking out at multiple times. Okay. I'm going to go get Dairon. All right. Dairon, I look like Caleb's ex. Don't be weird.

Dairon comes back downstairs. I appreciate the warning. We were doing a little thought experiment. She puts the dagger away. This is very curious. Oh, I forgot. I'm not one to ask. What do you require?

I drop Zayn. Much better. We're trying to figure out our plan going forward. Mm-hmm. We've been tasked to try and find the last lost beacon to potentially bring this whole war to the end that I think we all want to see. Figured I'd come out of the gate with it.

That's good, yeah. I'm impressed. So you are on a mission for the Dynasty. Correct. To return an artifact of great power to the Bright Queen, again. I am on a mission with my team and my family that we believe could help bring an end to this conflict. It has nothing to do with sides.

It has to do with wanting to see the end to death and suffering. Dying to death. Sorry? Continue. If a bunch of wizard fucks stole an artifact in their ostentatious and vain search for more fucking power or eternal life or whatever the fuck, I don't honestly care.

I'd rather give it back and not continue to watch my people die because of some aristocratic, powerful, highfalutin piece of shit's overall mission. You have expressed your problems with the Assembly yourself. Their intentions are not worthy. The Empire would be better without them. Yeah, I've seen racism, I've seen bigotry,

I've seen hatred coming from both sides. All of that only added fuel to this giant fucking fire. If we can maybe remove one of these bombs, I don't know, whatever, remove any amount of pressure, don't know, whatever. Remove any amount of pressure. Don't you think that's fucking worth it? Dairon's eyes have not moved to Caleb or anyone else

and she's been focused on reading you. She takes a few slightly aggressive steps in your direction and looks you but a few inches from your face. And you truly believe this? As an expositor for everything that we represent under the gaze of the Knowing Mistress herself, you believe this and would stake your life on it?

You told me to seek out the corruption. Told me to trust no one. Told me to find the information. Could be fucking wrong, but I'm doing exactly what you told me to do. What you told me to do. What you told me to do. Fuck the Cobalt Soul. You're the first person who even ever fucking believed

that I could make something of myself. I don't know who vouched for me over there, but I'm assuming it was you. I've always assumed it was you. I am proud of you. You are a fine expositor, which you now are. Because I say so.

Now, I will not mention that you said, fuck the kobold, so. No, don't tell anybody that. I remember it more on principle. And I hope that your instincts are correct. Survive this. Then the others will know what I know as well, of what you've done,

and what you are capable of. Okay. Okay. Hope I'm right, too. Hope we're right. Do you know where we could start? Well, I imagine if you're looking for the Assembly where most of its business is done, you would look for wherever any of the academies are.

The candles in Rexxentrum, where many of them live. You can look for, if you have the means of discovering where some of their personal laboratories are, perhaps there are answers there as well. But this is information even I've been seeking. Pry. Ask.

Demand. Extract. What are you going to do? You going to try and stay here? Honestly, I came here for a reason, and I feel like I'm getting close to some sort of answers. What reason did you come here for? Well, you go to try and discover

what the Assembly is doing. I've had a long-set hunch that there is someone or some people here that are involved with the Assembly. If I could find the right whispers and figure out who is this group, these individuals that are working against the Dynasty and the Empire on both sides,

I could also bring it all down, yes. I wonder if you should find out if anybody else went to visit the prisoner. Somebody let her out of her chains, right? Maybe. Maybe. Whoever it was might be working. I could ask some questions. This is good information.

I don't know if you heard about that, but she filed it down to a dagger shank-type thing. It was crazy. She also could have had it given to her. Yeah. If she was set to be executed and was bound in this way, there would have been no possibility of filing anything down.

If she was indeed wielding something, it was most likely given to her. Yeah. Well, I will look into this, amongst other things, while you pursue your goals to the west. We've been scrying on some guy. We've just kept calling him Blondie. Longer. I'm going to disguise myself to look like him.

You do that? Mm-hmm. You know this guy? She gives it a look. Oh shit. He has access to the king, or someone important. Gives you a tight look over. Seeing glimmers of recognition in space just turns your head from one side to the other. Mugshit.

Hold on just a second. Mugshit. Mm-hmm. Mugshit. She knows who this guy is. Where am I? Mugshit. Moksh. Moksh. You look somewhat like Vence.

Vence. Vence? Fucking Vence. Goddamn Denathri, oh. Vence, like V-E-N-C-E. Vence. I know what I heard. Vence Nuthal-C-E. I know what I heard. Vents Nuthaleus. Oh boy. Nuthaleus?

Nuthaleus. Nuthaleus. N-U-T-H-A-L-E-U-S. Vents Nuthaleus. I was really close to the way you spelled that. Why are you looking for this one? Is he a shitty person? I don't know him personally,

I've only seen him around a few times. He is the annex to Ludinus. The annex to Ludinus? What? The weed guys? Yes, assistant to him. Oh, the gnome. Oh shit. That's who he, would Ludinus have been called Myliege?

No, no. No, Myliege would be used primarily for the King Gwendo. Oh my gosh. Well, we found a piece of Vence's robe along with the portal or one of the portals. He was helping to open the portals! To the abyss. The buttholes to the abyss!

And we heard rumor that there were portals opening on both sides, right? Yes, he could be working with someone on this, he was working with someone on this side. We know that person, we chased them up to the north and they opened up the Laughing Hand. I've said so many times, I feel like this war is a giant distraction.

Did you look up anything else about the Angel of Irons or something? I have not been able to go to any of the existing archives since I've been here. As you know, I've been in- It's probably important. I understand that, but I'm not in a place to do research. Once I return, maybe, to one of the archives, but now I have no means of doing so.

Ludinus would be primarily stationed in Rexxentrum, correct? That is where his abode is, but he moves around a lot. He oversees much, both politically and within the business of the lot. He oversees much, both politically and within the business of the Assembly. He is one of the Founders. He's very old. And quite capable. Yeah, he looked really scary when we saw him, right?

Well, that makes things more difficult. I do have one idea. Yes? Bouncing off of Dairon. I do know where the home of Trandeekathon is outside of Rexxentrum. Probably a death trap, but I know where it is. I don't know, that seems... He doesn't spend most of his time there.

It's possibly a better idea than trying to extract information from him. It's possibly a better idea than trying to extract information from a fortress or something like that. This seems more. It would be breaking into the private residence of one of the most dangerous men in the Dwendalian Empire. Yes, but does he have access to these badass paints? You see, you watch as Dairon's head turns,

slowly cocked to one side, and turns back to Beau. They're magic paints. I was hoping. You should see the wonders they are capable of. I trust. I don't think Dairon thinks I'm cool. Dairon doesn't think anyone's cool. He is cool.

It's what happens when you're too cool. For school. How did we get to Wrexham from canon? I quite enjoy school. How do we get to Rexxentrum? I quite enjoy school. Would we take a teleportation circle? We don't know how, we wouldn't know. We don't have one to Zadash. No, we don't have that.

Where's the nearest one we have to? We have one, we don't have one into the Empire. No. Well, we'd have to go to the Empire. I'm not forgetting one, correct one into the Empire. No. Shit. Well, we got to go to the Empire. I'm not forgetting one, correct, it's... Into the Empire, no. You've only encountered them in Nicodranas, Uthodurn, Asarius, and Rosohna.

Nicodranas could, Essek? Might be a good, Essek could. Dairon. Troll of Orvis. Yes? Does the Cobalt Soul have a teleportation circle hiding in it? There is one, yes. Do you know the symbol?

No, it is not of my Bellowick. I'm sorry. All right, we'll get that when we get back to Zadash. How do we get to Zadash? I wouldn't know it. No, no, no, you would not. We have to go to Nicodranas, I guess,

and then cross over. That's super far. Yeah, but that's the only safe way. We could ask for Essek. While Essek could do it again, we could stack up the favors that he has owed. I mean, we're doing this mission on his request. I don't know if he'd be willing to teleport us

to the middle of the Empire. We're asking Essek to go into enemy territory. I don't think he's going to do it, and honestly, he seemed a little bit peeved that we keep asking him to take us places, like an older sibling or something. You don't even want to ask. I feel like I should say no.

He did say time was of the essence. Yeah, and we can have him take us to a totally safe place that's near Rexxentrum. Do we know of a totally safe place near Rexxentrum? We know Hupperdook. It's a few days away, but at least we could go somewhere safe. We could tell Bf right into the room where Ciaran is staying.

Nog Barot. We're Nog Barot, yeah, we've been there. Blumenthal. Mm-hmm. Blumenthal? Oh, this is a place close to Rexxentrum that you know. A safe place? Nothing safe.

I think so, relatively. It's where I was raised. This is all, you know, fine and dandy that we're trying to figure out where to go, but none of it matters if he won't do it. Well, we got to go ask him. Oh wait, he just left here, didn't he? Yeah.

Well, call him back. He can't, they don't have any more sending calls today. Fucking shit balls. Where are we going? What are we doing? We're going to sleep. And then, worst case scenario,

we're bamfing to Nicodranas so we can cross into the Empire. Cool. So we're checking in with Essek. I say we do that in the morning, ask if he can bamf it. If he can't, then we go to Nicodranas. Do it ourselves. Okay. We are capable. And we're trying to get to Rexxentrum I say we do that in the morning, ask if he can bamf it, if he can't, then we go to Nick and Grog's.

Okay. We are capable. And we're trying to get to Rexxentrum so we can invade. That's where all these people are. Yeah, we're just trying to guess. I mean, I run. They have homes in Rexxentrum, but they travel all over.

For sure. I cannot guarantee they will be there. For sure, but that's where, I mean. The Candles is not a disparate place. Are you familiar, or have you been there? The what? The Candles. The Candles, it's like the fancy district, I bet.

Have you seen the symbol of the Assembly? No. Yes, we have. You saw it once, you saw it in the Invulnerable vagrant on the wall. Oh right, because he is affiliated. He's affiliated and been doing work for the Assembly for a while.

You saw what looked to be three diamond-like shapes that are pointed inward towards themselves, and underneath there are eight spires that curl up around it. Dairon says, this symbol represents the candles. The candles are eight towers that encircle the stronghold where the king sits. So these homes, where they may or may not be,

are under extreme watch. One of the most well-guarded and dangerous places where they may or may not be are under extreme watch. One of the most well-guarded and dangerous places to even attempt to break into or skulk around. Many thieves have tried and, well, let's just say that the Assembly doesn't lose many favored antiquities. They lost one to us already. Did already ask about the dragon toths? They lost one to us already.

Did you ask about the dragon toths? I have a DM question. Yes. I'm trying to remember. I might just get fuzzy on my backstory stuff, but was Caleb trained, were they sequestered in one of those towers or taken out of town? We were taken out of town.

Out of town, and Caleb would know where that is. Does the last name Jagentoth ring a bell? I am familiar with the Jagentoths, yes. I'm Shadycreek Grann. Could you think of any other criminal ring, including them, that might have contacts with the Service Assembly, that would move items under secrecy?

It's possible. There are still elements of the Myriad. The Myriad? They were thought destroyed maybe almost two decades ago, but they still permeate both Menagerie Coast and the outskirts of the Empire. Great. They still permeate both Menagerie Coast and the outskirts of the Empire.

Great. But those are largely just either rumors or individuals. Let's go to sleep. Okay. Contact Essek, see if we can... I'm kind of into the Zadash idea. Speaking as Marisha for a second. But speaking as not the brave, why? Zadash, we can check in with,

Cobalt Reserve is there, we can check in with the gentlemen, the, like, these. We do have a better support structure there. Going straight to Mordor doesn't seem right. Seems a little, seems like eight people running at a fully armed castle with eight towers.

Naruto running at it. Yeah, this feels like a Naruto run. Yeah, if it's like super duper, super, super duper guarded and we're like just going. I think that's right. I think, speak, we're not in character. What Zadash has got going on is that network. What I'm talking about outside of Rexxentrum

is like a home on the countryside. Okay, like a country? Away from the city. If it's not in the city, then that's a whole other. It's not, it's Trent. But then what? We still don't have allies there. Powerful allies. No, no, but.

Could find something. Presumably have records or something. But we still are breaking into one of Trent's. You're pitching breaking into his vacation home as opposed to his fortress. It's not a vacation home, it is where, I'm slipping back into character now, it is where I was made.

Oh. The school. The school is in Rexxentrum, but Ikithon would- So it's like a secret place? Ikithon took us away out of town for several days a week, every week. Camping trip? Creepy camping trip. It would possibly be something

that wouldn't have a lot of connection to the city if he didn't want to be disturbed. It was his own personal playpen, yeah. If he's trying to be private. I don't like him at all, he's so gross. I'm now slightly more in favor of this plan. I don't know what we're going to find. Well, there's only one way to find out.

There. Let's pick a spot and go. No, we have to fucking ask Essek first. Okay, let's go to sleep. Make sure you have all the information before you end up making any big choices. Of course. If nothing. Just be careful. Careful planners.

I do have a fourth-level sending left. I mean, a fourth-level spell slot, so I guess I could use a fourth-level sending. Yeah, yes! I'm going to sleep anyway. Okay, okay, okay, I'm going to send another message or fucking as I say. All right. Sorry to bother you again.

Would you be able to provide transport into a place within the Empire? Is that something you're willing and able? Do you beep? Do you beep? You hear a. He was slipping. I think he was slipping. Respectfully,

you have a capable arcanist in your midst. I have already shuttled you to places far away. I knew he was going to shuttle me. You should not have a problem returning to where you came from, right? Well. Well, that's the end of your spells. No, I've got two more board level.

I'm going to send a message back. Oh, I know, for the record, that's totally how I was feeling about the two. I was just double checking, you know, because we needed to check, because... That's it. That was all filler work. That's it. That was all filler work. That's the whole sending message.

I wish you luck. Let me know should you discover where this beacon may be. Okay, I'm going to send him another message back. Yeah. We definitely will do that, Essek. Also, I hope you have a really good night's sleep, and thank you for everything today. The chair is really cool.

Sweet dreams. No response comes through. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Caleb, can you get us into the Empire? No, I mean, let's go to bed. Perhaps they have records here of different...

No, they wouldn't. Why would they have records? No, we just have to go to Nicodranas and we have to fucking travel up. That's the only way to do it. We have to go to Nicodranas, we have to save our mom. That's the way it is. Okay, let's go to sleep. Who can argue with that?

Yeah, we're not going to find a cheat code to where we need to get. Yeah, there's no cheat code to get there. I'm fine with Nicodranas. I got no problem with Nicodranas. It's going to take forever. We don't have a cheat code, Nott. We don't have a cheat code. That's thousands of miles.

We don't have landlocking. I feel like we're closer here than Nicodranas. Yeah, but we have to cross through battle territory. We can't do that. This border is contested, that one not as much. Warzone. Unless we go back to Uthodurn. Is Uthodurn closer?

Well, if you look at your maps, you can see which is closer, Rosohna or Nicodranas. Okay, let's do it. Mr. Mapkeeper. Closer, map man. Rosohna is closer. Wait, what about Uthodurn? It's further. Yeah, what about Uthodurn? Obviously, Rosohna's closer. Nicodranas is the furthest? That's further. Yeah, what about Uthodurn?

Obviously, Rosohna's closer. Nicodranas is the furthest one. Uthodurn, we don't have to cross any territory. Nicodranas, we don't have to head. Sorry, there are four maps, give me a minute. The northern border is also less of a problem, if I recall. So I'm saying Uthodurn, we just drop down.

Nicodranas, we go up. This is Rosohna. This is what one week away does to us. This is Uthodurn. All right. And where's he? Oh boy. You guys, this is a big world, okay?

Matt, do you make your next world smaller? No. No. All right, so that goes there. Ooh, this is cool, though. I'm actually excited about this happening right now. And then this here. There's the other one.

So Nicodranas, or? There you go, Nicodranas is there. And this is the Empire space. This is Rosohna. It's about equal distance to get up to Rexxentrum. From Nicodranas? This is smaller than this, really, though. All the way to here, isn't it?

A little bit. And then where's Uthodurn? Uthodurn is... up here. They're all the same fucking distance! Actually, all pretty similar distance. Fuck you, Rexxentrum, you're in the same fucking distance! They're actually all pretty similar distance. Fuck you, Rex and Troom, you're in the middle.

Goddamn. I don't know how that worked out, but it did. Look at that. All righty. I agree with Jester, we should go to Nicodranas and just get it over with. Okay. If we go to Nicodranas and just get it over with. Okay. If we go through Nicodranas,

we can stop in Zadash on the way. Da-da-da-da-da! We can also set up the trip to Traveler Con. Is this true? Yeah. We sleep. All right. We wake. Caleb spends two hours working on the higher level Dunamancy spellbook. You got it.

Get that described in your book. It'll take some time, but two hours. As you're going to sleep, you curl up in bed and you feel something shift at the foot of the bed. You look over and you see sitting at the edge of the bed, the familiar green cloak. I sit up.

Turns back towards you. So what do you think? Krav-Arat or Rumblecusp? Well. I know you've said your preference may have been with the new volcano, but you seemed less intrigued last time you spoke. Yeah, I don't know.

I thought it was going to be cooler than it was. I mean, don't get me wrong, it was really cool, but it kind of felt like the Wild Mother's territory, if that makes any sense. And like, why would we want to go somewhere that's already been stamped upon by somebody else? Why can't we go and claim something as our own, you know? Plus, it's, you know,

it's kind of barren there, and we haven't been to anywhere tropical in a while. So tropical. Is the other place tropical? I'm assuming. It's fairly tropical as an island. Let's do that. What is it like?

What should we do? What are we going to do there? Well, we'll figure this out as we get closer to the dates. What kind of things should we prepare? I mean, I already told everyone that I would make them, you know, travel their clothes so that they could all look really fancy when they're worshipping you and stuff.

I'm sure they'd appreciate that. Do you want me to make lots of idols to you, or do I need to get word out to the rest of your followers? Do they already know? They've all been notified. Okay. But any trinkets you wish to bring along, of course. I'll make sure there's some good stuff. Your friends are coming, yes?

That's the plan. Is that okay? Yeah. They're not in any danger, right? No. Okay. I don't know why I was asking that, I just guessed, like, you know, you think volcano, you think somebody's going to be sacrificed or something, and that seems weird.

That's definitely not my realm of preference or expertise. I'm looking forward to this. Me, too. I miss hanging out with you. I'm never to this. Me too. I miss hanging out with you. I'm never that far. Well, I know, but... I know. It's weird that nobody else can see you. Faith's a funny thing.

Yeah. But if you ever get lonely, just call. Call my name. Okay. Know that if I'm not there, I'm thinking of you. All right. You don't know anything about this weird beacon thing we're going to look for, do you?

It's got everybody up in arms. It's certainly intriguing, that's for sure. I'm as curious as you are. Yeah. Maybe not so much to be up in arms, but certainly curious. Does some cool things. Dinomancy's crazy. Did you see that guy get squished?

I mean, I guess she was a girl, but... Well. I'll continue with my preparation. Okay. It's getting close. I know, we're so close, I'm so excited. Me too, very much so. I'm excited for you to meet the rest of your brethren.

Me too. Thank you, Jester. Thank you. Sleep well. He runs the hand over the side of your head. Good night. You turn around and nestle into your pillow and look back and he's gone.

I just envisioned SantaCon. Ah! Apparently it's part of the plan here. Oh. Oh, well. All right, next morning comes to you. The familiar, darkened mornings of Rosohna. In the consciousness, eat your breakfast

and have your day's plans about you. What would you like to do? Caleb? Yeah? You ready? Yeah. Yeah, sorry. Is there anything you'd like to do before you leave? You want to just scry on that Vence guy one more time?

I can try. Sure, I'll try to scry him one more time. Although, if he's as up high as he is, I'm surprised I got any scrys in at all. All right, Traveler, over, go, go. I start drawing while she does. Okay. What does that mean? Is that good math?

I can't tell if that's a good Matt smile or a bad Matt smile. I know. The Traveler sits across from you, your hands in his, facing the hood, obscuring everything but the jaw, and they smile. The head cocks to one side and goes, Not this one.

I figured. It's a natural 20. Oh! Worth a shot. Dairon, you need anything else before we go? Need some sort of written note? No, I think I am doing okay getting around by my preferred means.

Quietly. I am doing okay getting around by my preferred means. Quietly. Besides, should I need a note, I can always forge it. You all have very interesting handwriting, by the way. Don't be creepy, Dairon. It's a trick question, I don't have handwriting. It was. The collection of jorhassian cat figurines that are in my room,

I remember exactly how they are laid out, and I don't like them changed around, and I will know if they have been, so will you please leave them be? I will guarantee you, they will most likely be somewhat close to their original position. You collect porcelain cats? Hummel figurines.

That was Taliesin talking, not... Wait, what? Okay, this changes everything. Thank you, not, not. Wait, what? Okay, this changes everything. Thank you, back, okay. I've left a secret for you in my room. I hope you find it. It's a pooper. Dairon, can I talk to you in private for a second?

Certainly. As Dairon follows you. I'm not going to show you to a pooper, I swear. Yeah, as soon as Dairon walks with you out of the chamber, Dairon looks back toward Jester with a... Are we behind closed doors? If you want to, yeah. I peek open the door.

Are any of these fuckers listening? Nope. Nope. Okay. If you fucking tell anyone I did this, beat your fucking ass, okay? Okay. I'm going against all better judgment in my head that I should do this. You use this for emergency situations only.

Only. And if you need to, I know you know how to look like some other one of us, which might buy a little bit more validity to all of it. What? But you had better not fucking use it. I pull out the symbol of the Bright Queen that I have. Hand it over to her.

Beauregard! Sick. I'm fully in support of it. I want it back. It's a fucking lender. It's not a fucking beer cozy. This is like some dude, where's my car shit. You see a smile crawl across Dairon's face.

You know how to look like Fjord, people like him, he's charming, but don't fucking abuse that shit, okay? And realistically, just don't use it. I don't know, they might have some sort of registry noting all people that has those, and you're not one of them, so don't use it, but you have it. Any other lessons you wish to impart upon me, teacher?

Just felt like I had to be stern in that point. Do you have any lessons you wish to impart upon me, teacher? I just felt like I had to be stern in that point. It's appreciated. I will take much care, and thank you. I think this will definitely aid me in my endeavors. Just tell him we made out or something, okay? And then I leave. As you go to leave,

she grabs his arm and goes, Beauregard, don't die. You tell me that every time, I haven't forgotten. So far, so good, so I'll keep telling you that, and releases you. All right, ready for the trip. Shagging your way through. Let's go!

Women can do it, too. Are we ready? Yes, we're ready. All right, you craft the circle, all of you leap in. The familiar sense of being pulled through this strange arcane tether through a dark space, and then you all gather your feet onto the stone floor within Yussa's Tower in Nicodranas.

Oh, we didn't message him in advance again. Do it right now. I'll send him a message. Message him right now. Do it right now. I'm going to send him a message. Hey, we're going to be at your house here real soon. We're going to pop in, okay? Just letting you know in advance before we get there. This message might take a while to get through.

This message could take a while to get to you because we're running. All right. So good. Everyone's service doesn't send the message. Oh man, it was just caught in a thing. But it says four bars. Why?

I do appreciate your brief heads up. I will send Wendsforth for you. Please be patient, I am busy. Oh. A few moments pass and the door opens and you see the familiar face of the older goblin, his belly poking across his well-tailored pants,

putting the glasses up. Right when he comes to the door, I jump and land like we had just got there. Oh, we just got here! Crazy timing. Right, right, of course. Do you require a meeting with the master, or are you just passing through? Just passing through.

He told us that he was here, though, on the premises, though, is that right? He said he's busy, though. Certainly, yes, he is. I mean, do we want to ask about the beacon? We want to... We can check in while we're here. Like, at some point, we could check in.

He said he's busy. Could they do a... We would have to come back. He doesn't want to speak now. Maybe we could go and visit him. He did very much just jump right in the middle of the day. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to be here for a day. Day while we figure things out.

Yeah. Which actually, all right. Wensforth leads you downstairs and out of the tower, familiar exit, it is still night in Nicodranas. Oh. Oh. Nice. What time is it? Are we still possibly in trouble here?

I don't remember. Somewhere in there. It's like 7 or 8 o'clock. Okay, okay, so we're fine. You'd gather the time right now, Nick Adranis, and I'm ballparking here based on early morning leaving there. It's probably somewhere in the neighborhood of,

I'd say, one or two in the morning. Oh. Almost the middle of the night, but not quite. Actually, no, how about the time in the morning you guys left? I'd say you left a little late in the morning, so I'd say you're about to hit dawn. Perfect.

Okay. Well, what do we do now? There's not much we can do, except maybe go to your mother's. What are we going to do before the sun is up? Check in with Mom, start getting the ship together. I'm all for that. Check in with Orly.

Yeah. Family, family, Orly, you, sir, arrange for travel. Oh man, do we have any gem dust yet? We have gems, right? We can crush it. We can crush it. Crush gems. I have a jewelers cap.

So you would probably be able to crush gems pretty well. Do we have 2,500 gold worth of gems? We have 2,500 gold worth of gems. We have 2,500 gold worth of gems? The gems are better served for other... I mean, yeah, everything I've got is actually... Is it? Do you know what you can do with it? It's really fucking cool. I was saving up my money, but I just spent it.

Where can we go to get horses and carts and things? Oh, well, the horses and carts are over here. I know, he's awake. There's plenty of places you know, there are liveries and all kinds of other places to pick up Beasts of Burden, to pick up riding horses, to pick up anything in that regard. You've made the journey to and from Nicodranas

and from the Empire many times, so you know the faster routes and the elements there. Okay. Well, yeah, let's go check in with Mom. Yeah, we'll kill a couple hours, sun comes up. Mom works later, right? Yeah, yeah, she's awake. She's for sure awake right now.

As we're walking to the Lavish Chateau, I keep an eye out for any owls. Okay. Go ahead and make a perception check for me, please. Come on. Nope. Three. You are rolling shit tonight. Five total.

What the fuck? Definitely no owl. Ow, pigeon. SAM and LAURA, LAURA, and SAM go, Ooh. So, where are you going? You heading to Lava Chateau? Lava Chateau, yeah.

All right. Have the Chateau for a few hours. You guys go ahead and make your way towards Lava Chateau, the familiar landscape of the Opal Archways. At this point, the sun is rising. You can see to the horizon, the colors change, the sky. There are some white clouds dappled throughout above, but it's nice to see the ocean once more.

The familiar smell of sea, brine, nearby shore, very welcoming to you, Fjord, as well as to you, Jester, having grown up in this space. The chateau front door is closed at this hour. They do not usually take people in without, but you know the tricks to opening the door without a key. As you let your way in, you can immediately hear blood begin to

down the steps, hearing the front door open. Looks like he has a hand crossbow at the ready, as this large minotaur form pokes down. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, we're back. Unexpected arrival. Bit early. Well, or a bit late, depending on where you're coming from. Valid point. Good to see you.

Your mother is sleeping. Yeah, that's okay. Can we just get into some room so we can chill? Sure, give me a minute. He walks over and lumbers behind the main bar area off to the left side of the interior main chamber and goes through a couple of keys, which are very small in his large hands.

You can see it's like. He's a minotaur. interior main chamber and goes through a couple of keys, which are very small in his large hands, and you can see it's like. He's a maniac. Is he paying attention to the bar? At the very moment, no. Come on, swipe a bottle, take a few swigs, put it back. Okay, make a sleight of hand check. You know you don't have to do that.

I have it. I have it. You're rolling so great. Yay! Natural 20. On a joke. Rapid speed. That is impressive to anybody who would have mentioned you. Which, at a natural 20 plus, what's your...

25 total. 25? None of you notice. Not even you can do this. Cocktail shot. She just ate the bottle. Yeah. Yeah. As Blue gets up, the bell goes like, poof. He's like, careful. I found your key, let me show you to your room.

Thank you. One leads you guys up the opposite end of the top stairway, there's another hallway that leads down to where the other chambers are. This room, you've already stayed in before. He apologizes, like, there's only one available room, so you'll have to cram up. We've done it before, it's okay.

Gives you the key. I'll let your mother know when she wakes up that you've arrived. Thanks, Blade. Looking good! Yeah. Closes the door. All right, so what are we doing?

We're arranging some horses. We're letting Orly know that we're going to be heading out at some point in the near future. We are literally having a bit of a stop for pleasure here. So that Jester can see her mother. Sure. Do we feel like we need to talk to Yussa, or do we want to skip that? I wouldn't say no to talking to anybody at this point.

I don't feel like we know enough of anything. Should I try scrying on someone else? Good gravy. Try Yasha. See what she's up to. I'd like that. Georgia. I'll do some confirmation. Okay. Just sit down in the middle of the room.

Everybody get back. I'm working on this important spell. I'm going to sit down in the middle of the room. Everybody get back. I'm working on this important spell. I'm going to draw on the ground. I'm going to make some arcane rune-ish looking things like Caleb draws. Like a fork. Yeah. It's beautiful, and in a weird way, from a distance,

it looks like an actual arcane sigil. The closer you get, you can see where glyphs and runes would normally be. It looks almost like a continuous series of paintings of people folded in nude ways. It's almost like the Mad Magazine, the long little miniature margin comics. It's kind of, you know, the long little miniature margin comics.

It's kind of interesting. You're going to scry on Yasha. What's your spell, DC? 17. 17, okay. As you sit and focus, you feel the wind blow in from your window, the smell of the sea air calms you, and the Traveler once more leans in across the other shoulder this time and goes, I think we found someone.

Oh, finally. As you close your eyes, you feel your vision pulled forward through clouds and sky to a flash of a metropolitan area. Just an instance, you see buildings, you see streets. There's another flash. Do they recognize the city?

Did it look familiar? Make a perception check. I'll take your turn. Oh, I didn't do it. 19. 19, and the quick glance that you see there, the perimeter of it, the periphery, though it is just a quick flash,

there's something triangular to its shape. Okay. Now, you're pulled through into a low-lit hall of light marble pillars, rows and rows of books and scrolls, splashes of blood. Cold bodies swathed in gray and blue

sprawled across the stone floor. Yasha walks, step, step. Magicians judge at her side. Crimson spray across the front of her face and shoulders. Make another perception check. Fuck. I'm going to just hold my hands really tight. Okay.

Can I do that? Am I allowed to do that? Not in the middle of the test. Nine. Nine, okay. You follow her stepping forward down the staircase. A person rushes by and her arms and the person crumbles out of view,

walking up to a door that is broken. Yasha stops, and there, at the cusp of the blurred vision of this censer of the Scry, you see a man of dark hair, smooth complexion, wearing the similar gray-blue robes as the other figures around. But a familiar voice comes through, as he's looking through a book

amongst a pile of books in the ground. Vence fails to pull his weight. The angel will see my deeds superior. He recognized the voice as Obann's. Pulling back a bit, you can see Yasha's wings are unfurled, black, dark, strands of tethered shadow holding them. You hear a distant scream that is silenced,

followed by a faint discordant echo of laughter, many voices laughing together, blending and bending. The reading human's eyes go wide as he smiles. Jurael's remains were bisected, the heart buried within the Lotus Den, and the skull entrusted to the elves within the Velethil. It seems we have some questions to ask, my dear Orphan Maker.

Come, hand! And you feel the presence in the footsteps of the Laughing Hand pushing behind Yasha. The slight, light chuckles. Let us find you a new friend. Obann reaches out and grabs the blade of the hand and extends the other hand towards Yasha. Yasha, you can see the blood streaks across her face, pierced by the tears that run down.

Reach out and grab his other hand. All three vanish and the scrying connection is lost. I tell them everything. What? And it was. What was all that? Joriel's heart bisected. Joriel's remains were bisected.

Remains? With her heart buried within the Lotusden. And the skull entrusted to the elves within the Veluthil. Vel... Thil? Veluthil. Veluthil. Remains bisected. And you said library with comms. Was that the Cobalt Reserve?

Is it the Cobalt Reserve? Well, the Cobalt Reserve technically is in Tal'Dorei. Cobalt Soul. Is it a dash? Have you visited the archive and is it a dash? No, but I've seen the outside of it. And what about the I haven't seen the inside. You didn't get a full view of the city, you're not sure

what the interior was. But I recognized a triangle area. Yes, you recognized a triangle shape of a city. In the city or the city? The city was shaped? The city itself had a triangular shape to its outside, like wall perimeter. So Zadash?

Zadash is pretty triangular. Oh my gosh. They're in Zadash right Zadash is pretty triangular. Oh my gosh. They're in Zadash right now? That sounds a lot like the Cobalt. They were in Zadash, they just left. They killed so many people. What were they looking for? If they were at the Soul, they were looking for

information. We have restricted books that hide secrets and information that should be kept from people just like Obann. Well, they got it. Who's Joriel? Have we heard? It feels like we've heard of that. History-wise. Make a history check.

Both of you, anybody who's trained in history, is proficient in history, go ahead and roll. Yeah, it does. It's 17. So many in total. I'm going to Bless, I'm going to use a... 20. You can add a d4 if I, because if I...

Bless? I was going to use a Guidance. Oh, Guidance to? Yeah, if you're doing... Can I do that for the roll or no? I'll allow it, okay. But normally you have to do that for the roll. 21.

Okay. Doesn't ring a bell. This is something beyond the knowledge that you've learned. This would be something you need to research deeper. And Veluthiel? Veluthiel.

Same for history? Is it on any of our maps? Elves in Veluthiel? I'd say make another history check for that particular one. Can I do that, too? Sure, both of you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to give you a pat on the back.

I think that's an old name for some place. Not good for me. 16 plus places change names. Are you a bellicom man? No, no, no. Only one at a time. 17 again. 17.

15. Once again, it doesn't quite ring a bell. Would a religion check make sense in any of this? No. Well, I'll allow a religion check for you. Thank you. For Joriel. Eight.

Unfortunately, your experience, learning and teaching did not contain any of the information that you seek in these brief statements that Jester managed to pull from the scry. Now we have a good excuse to take a meeting before we leave. Yasha was crying. And you are tapped.

Can you scry again? You said there was blood all over the place. There were dead bodies all over the place. Well, we do not know where she has gone. There is nothing we can do about it right now. We continue as planned. See your mother arrange travel, head into the Empire. Quickly.

Quickly. Horses, no carts. Yeah. And that is where we'll pick up for our next session. So frustrating. Super frustrating episode. Yeah, you got used to it. Sorry. You got used to teleporting, man.

We had a really defined goal for multiple chapters here, and now we're just figuring out where to go next. And then two weeks gone. There's a lot of things happening at once. Within the world, yeah. Let's just run away from it all and do Traveler Con. There's an island! Traveler Con! Just Traveler Con. Traveler an island! Traveler Con! Just Traveler Con.

Traveler Con will be there in seven weeks. You got time to handle some other things in the interim. And yeah, I want to find my menagerie soon. I can wait, but that happens. Yeah, it's something you'd have to research as well. Menagerie. In Traveler Con. Yeah. Fucking rain. Just fold it all.

It'll be like the Prisoner Hotel. Be seeing it. There's so many fucking things. Yeah, it really sucks. You have to have authority figures to rebel against, or else who am I? This is, yeah, it's like having hippie parents. It's so hard. I think he's got a promotion.

You're rebelling against yourself now. That's right. You're the yourself now. That's right. You're the man now. That's not what I meant when I said I hate you, Mom. That's not what I meant. I am become Mom. Destroyer of Worlds. I am become Mom. Just rounding the corner.

That was both frustrating and amazing at the same time. I'm so excited. Yeah. The fly is dead. Long live. Yeah. The fly is dead. Long live the fly. The fly is dead, long live the fly. The brain is back. Two kills.

Kills. All right. Oh my god. He died. There will unfortunately not be a game next week because I'll be flying to Sweden. Oh shit. Oh my god. Another two weeks. That'll give you guys two weeks to figure out

what you want to do and where you want to go and plot out what you want to do. Are we going to do a crazy text thread like we used to? We should do a crazy, crazy nomad text thread. That's exactly what you should do. Yeah, we're going to do that. Level 10. Level 10. Level 10.

Yeah, no one's even seen you use your crazy sword yet. Oh. Soon. Thing has a card so long that it's practically soliloquy. Should we do something dumb next week? No. No? Define dumb.

What do you mean? Traveler. Perfect. Oh man. All right, well, thank you guys so much. We missed you, and we'll miss you next week. We'll be back then, and probably consistently for a while after that. In the end term, we love guys so much. We missed you, and we'll miss you next week. We'll be back then, and probably consistently for a while after that. In the end term, we love you very much,

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