Critical Role - C2E91 Stone to Clay

Episode Date: January 23, 2020

The Mighty Nein spend some time at home connecting with an ally, while the answer to a once-distant goal comes rapidly into view...Watch Critical Role live Thursdays at 7pm PT on https://www.twitch.tv/criticalrole

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Now it's your turn Now it's your turn To roll And welcome back. So, we'll have Allura Bailey here now. There she is. Hey! Welcome back, welcome back. My Leet gear off. I understand. Don't Welcome back, welcome back. My leek gear off. I understand.

Don't want to lose your focus. So last we left off, the Mighty Nein have been working between the Dwendalian Empire and the Kryn Dynasty to try and arrange some sort of negotiation to bring us to a semblance of peace talks between these two places. You are given the option by King Dwendal

to essentially clear the slate of what could be some problematic behavior from their perspective in your dealings with the Dynasty by arranging this. You went ahead and ran some errands, fought some people in a basement of a butchery, ordered some musical instruments, and then eventually made your way back to Rosohna, ordered some musical instruments, and then eventually made your way back to Rosohna, where you checked into your Xhorhaus, in Xhorhaus,

met up with Shadowhand Essek, and made your way to the Bright Queen's throne room. There, you beseeched her, on behalf of the Dwendalian Empire and the relationship you'd already forged to listen to what you had to say, what you've discovered, what you've accomplished, and what you were sent to do.

Through some relatively persuasive arguments and some key notes made in the center of that chamber within the Lucid Bastion, you succeed in convincing her to allow not only for it to happen, but for you guys to be somewhat present during these negotiations. So you were sent to return this information

onward to the Dondalian Empire, and an arrangement will be made at some point in the future where these will take place. Under the absolutely necessary scenario that the ceasefire is maintained on both sides, there's very much a mutually assured reinstated conflict should anything poorly go down. You returned towards the Xhorhaus.

You messaged an encroaching a series of questions upon Essek. You went into your home, and after setting yourselves up in the early parts of the evening to have a night back in the house that you were gifted based on your deeds here in Rosohna, began to play a cacophony

of musical something. Actually, you were doing pretty good, along with the tiny piano and the... There's only so much you can do with a... There's only so much you can do with a bone flute. I think Frumpkin rolled the highest. I think so, but Frumpkin usually does. And he's not killed in one hit.

No! So, after your loud performance display, thrashing the ears of the neighborhood who had thought it calm and silent for oh so long in your absence, what would you like to do with the evening? You're hungry, you're tired. Essek isn't with us or anything, right? No. You want food, you're tired. Hmm. Lassic isn't with us or anything, right?

Mm. No. You want food, you want to sleep, you're hungry, you're tired, what do you want? Fjord's been drinking. Damn that mask on that face. New face, new face. Well, maybe before we go to bed, we should plot out our next moves

in the next few days, weeks. We've done our duty here. We don't have to hurry back to Rexxentrum yet, do we? That's true. I mean, are we meant to contact the Dwendal's people and tell them about the arrangement? In time. We probably should, yeah.

That will be the next thing, and then probably getting the ship in order, I guess. Yes. But there's no pressing, like, we don't have to do that today, right? Well, the longer we wait, the more of a chance there is for something to slip and the war to restart. We have to let them know right away, to like, hey, North Fight, right? Yes, yes, we do have to let them know right away, to like, hey, Nott's fight, right?

Yes, we do have to let them know right away. Yeah, so should I contact them now, tonight? Did I do that? I think we did that. We did, you messaged. Oh, that's right, I did. Oh, hey, we're so, I remember that, though. I say we have a leisurely evening,

a leisurely morning, make our way back tomorrow to deliver whatever other information we need to. Oh, you have armor to pick up here. Right? Yes, I do. I forgot about that, but I have to. You have to finish paying for it. Finish paying for it, which I think,

should I have left on it? I believe it was about 2,000 gold left on that. Yikes! We can make that. It's just money. It is 2,000. I've been keeping a little mental to-do list. Can I just run it through, you guys, and you can tell me what's important on the to-do list?

Totally. Yeah, of course. Okay. There's Traveler Con. Yeah, that's coming up soon. How soon? Weeks. About five weeks, little over five weeks, maybe. Make sure Orly's going to be there when we get there.

I wonder how long it's going to take to get from Nicodranas over there. I'll have to contact Orly. Do we need costumes? Do we need anything like, is there a uniform? I don't know. Assuming our ship survives this treaty talks. Yeah.

Other things in my mental to-do list that's written down. Darrow, maybe scry on him. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we could do that. Because he's got a client that he won't tell us about. And he won't tell us who it is. Obviously. We could scry on him and find out who the client is

and get useful intel or at least just fuck with him. Yeah. That's true, yeah. All good options. Vence, scry on him. He's unscryable. The necklace thingy or something. Pride Silk at Pride's Call for Keona. What? Yeah, it's kind of like a... Yeah, it's kind of a bonus one. Pride silk at Pride's Call for Keona?

What? Yeah, it's kind of like a bonus one. You have to smuggle out the worms and then we could get paid a decent amount of money. But the worms are real big and real sacred and they're real protective of them, so it'd be like a worm heist. That seems like plenty of areas

for us to fuck up beautifully. Cool, though. There are Jagan Toth's in Shady Creek Run that exist? Sure. Jagan Toth's. I don't know. I mean, we kind of knew that, though. Did we need to go and look it up or something? Do we want to murder them?

I don't know. Are we murdering people? Maybe. Should I send them a message and let them know that we're going to kill them? I feel like that... Okay, hang on, though. Should we, like, are we above,

we've risen up an echelon in society, right, to not murder people without pods, right? Which society are you talking about, the Dynasty or the Empire? The human one. I'm not human. You know what, we're... Speak for yourself. Well, okay.

Civilization. Thank you, civilization. We are rather high profile everywhere now. The who? We are well known. We are? We are the mighty Niner. We are, we are. Couple other options for us.

That's exactly what I'm saying. Caduceus has some unfinished family business, I believe. I figure that's in the direction of Traveler Con. I figured I would hit you all up for accompanying me to that. On the way? Either on the way or after, whichever is more convenient. On the way would be wonderful.

I also wrote down Snee-Snake for some reason. Don't know what that means. I don't know. And we need Basilisk Oil for Pumat Sol. Those are the outstanding to-do list items. That's a good list. That is a really good list. Shit. Well, you need to stop by somewhere on,

and where is it on our, if we're up in Xhorhas and we're going down? I'll probably scry a bit more, but it's a little past, if I recall. The place that you've been contemplating would be the possible location for this is south of Xhorhas, to the east of Nicodranas. It's, if you want to pull up a map.

A map of the Menagerie Coast, perhaps? Is this the right one? Uh, no. Menagerie Coast and or Xhorhas. We're going to set them both out. We have so many maps. How far down does the Xhorhas one go? We need the coast.

There it is. This is where. That is where you're thinking, the White Dawn Lagoon. Uh-huh. And the White Dawn, there we are. This would link approximately about there. In this vicinity. Can I invent a Thomas Guide? I was just laughing at that.

I felt that, I felt it from you. Oh, that's liberating. The negotiation, the location where you had it agreed upon, which was between the White Dawn Lagoon and Nicodranas, which is just south of the border between Xhorhas and the Empire. Okay. So it's either, depending on where you start,

wherever your ship picks you up, and either you go there before, if you're coming from Xhorhas' direction, or go there after if you're coming from Nicodranas, it'd be your easiest one. It's up to you. We could do that. I would appreciate that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can pretend I'm not a little nervous, but yeah. Okay, your blade's on the way down to. Someone's knocking on the door. There's a knock at the door. Wait, do we need to hide anything? Is anything out that's illegal? Like beside ourselves?

I'm going to go to the door. Okay. You go ahead and peek through the curtain there in the front, and you see behind it the familiar visage of Essek, the Shadowhand. Oh, hey. We just saw you. Opening the door. Ding-a-ding-a-ding. Thank you.

Is this a noise complaint? No, it is not a noise complaint. I just... If you would have a guest for dinner, perhaps? Oh! Come on in, Essek! We invited you before, come, come, come! I thought about it.

I hadn't really, you know, done something like this in a while, and perhaps it is a, it's something I should do. Inside check. Yeah, I know. Make an inside check. Do I believe him is what you're supposed to say.

Do I believe him with an insight check? I know, make an insight check. Actually, he did. He takes it out from under his cloak and hands it over. This is Solovia Grove's Diamond Plum Wine. Oh! I didn't even know that that's what it was. Decant it right away.

Yeah, natural 20. Natural 20. Holy moly. All right. He has to do a little spin on the way over to the natural 20. Wow, wow. This whisper is brought to you by NordVPN. They can protect you on the internet.

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Spit slicers. This is why Laura got the job. I really, it was a bad audition. I was having a bad day. This is hard to say. My apologies. And you watch as he, after stepping into the chamber and handing off the bottle of wine,

he stops hovering and lands on his feet and unfastens the mantle. We're going to see behind the curtain? His body? We've never seen his body. It's like a reverse crank. Don't Google reverse crank, by the way. I did that once in college. But no, he removes the mantle

and sets it on one of the chairs in the foyer area of the try house, and he's dressed in nice, comfortable clothes, well-trimmed. It's a couture. Yeah, it's just. Just as juicy as it has. It's from the Rosohna Visitoria Secret Comfort line.

No, it's actually not too different from your Xhorhasian outfit as you had it tailored. The design of which you requested is loosely based on similar designs you've seen around the city, and his is more of a designer version of that, but comfortable and sleek. Designer style. It would be from his. He's fancy.

Do you float all the time? I'm sorry, I called it float. It seems you're always gliding. Not all the time. For me, it's more of a... I don't know. It's an expectation, I guess. People expect it of you.

When you're young and impetuous, you tend to do things to try and impress people, and then once you've set a sort of expectation for a presentation, you have to maintain it. It's your gimmick. More or less. So people just expect you to float everywhere. Yes. Does it make you to float everywhere. Yes.

Does it make you tired? Particularly. I mean, walking makes you tired, if you think about it. Yeah, can you make anyone float? Or it's just yourself? I mean, via certain incantations, of course, but this is more of just a developed-for-myself type trick.

A gimmick, if you will. Bring him some wine. Here you go. It still needs more time to air it. I'm going to go get everything going in the kitchen. I'll have everything up and running real quick. Infra-treat Caduceus is quite a cook. I'm very excited, thank you very much. Come into the dining room.

So are you single? Do you have kids? What's your last name? I'll sit down and do some small talk first. I'll build a fire. Oh, I'll start heating up the hot tub, just in case later. It takes like an hour or two to... Yes.

Where are you from? Here. Are you married? No. What's your mother's name? Well, my mother's name is... Dyrta Thelyss. She's the Imavi of my den. Oh, wow.

Thank you for the contract. What was your last name, Jen? Which den? Thelyss. Thelyss. Thelyss. Thelyss. Den Thelyss. One of the multitude of dens.

Shall we sit? Yeah, yeah, yeah, come and have a seat on this couch. Since we have couches. Yeah, ottomans. It's just Shae's Lounge. It's everywhere. So uncomfortable. Painting couch.

I'm not imposing, am I? No, we were just playing a concert for our town. I was wondering what that sound was. That was us. It carries quite a distance. Oh yeah? Yes. Good. That's how we focus after a huge meeting.

We play and join our thoughts as one. An unfamiliar custom, but... It grows on you. Hey, it is not unlike some things I've seen in Asarius. Frumpkin jumps into his lap. Oh. Hello. So, what is the mood here in the Dynasty here?

Right now it is tension. A little bit of frustration in the halting of what was to be a very successful raid on Rexxentrum. Ah! very successful raid on Rexxentrum. Oh! Tense. That's primarily it. This is so far removed from the front lines. It's mostly just information disseminated

via word of mouth and the occasional street speaker, is so far removed from the front lines. It's mostly just information disseminated via word of mouth and the occasional street speaker, but warfare makes for not entirely pleasant opinions of the opposing side. The tension in the Fjordrone Room was fairly easy to read. My wonder, what the dens, the various dens, think the people here? That varies from den to den.

There are numerous, so it depends on which opinion you want. What about den Thalyss? Den Thalyss, Tenthalys. Tenthalys, they would like very much to see our nation established and respected in the broader sense of the world. Unfortunately, our most neighboring nation tends to consider most everything to the east. Savage landscapes and dangerous cutthroats

and drow killers and everything else. I'm glad it's foolish. That has not been our experience here. But there are people on our end and many folks who assume that the Empire is nothing but a bunch of money-crazed, murderous villagers ready to kill each other for a scrap of meat. Yeah, that's very true.

That's how everyone is there. Lots of them. Really? Jester, that's not good. I care little for politics, to be honest. But it seems you did as well, but circumstances thrust us into spaces where we least expect. What do you care for?

What are your hobbies and things that you like to do? Pet peeves. Allergies. Hopefully none of this, a cheese and vegetable plate comes out. You see the tension breaks when you sit it down, and he's like, thank you so much. Right, pain core's coming, thank you, thank you.

We'll hear. All right. Do you need help in there, Caduceus? I'll be just a minute, I'm fine. That's a state of fuck out of the kitchen. Yeah, I mean, I got that, I know. I'll cut you. Rich.

Wow, this is where Caduceus gets violent. You've asked me quite a few questions, and I'm willing to converse, but I'm curious to get to know you as well. What is it you want to achieve? What are your goals? What are the things you are looking to do? I assume you weren't intending to bring a beacon here

and throw yourself into the midst of this chaos, or? What else of this pushes you forward? Would it surprise you to know that perhaps a year ago, we didn't even know of a beacon, or of the Dynasty, or of any of this? Hmm. We knew of bacon, just not of beacon. Important distinction. Yeah.

We all have individual goals and issues that we're working on, but. What about you? Oh, me? Yes. Um... Tell him. Maybe he can do it. I'll take a big sip of wine.

I, um... I've just had some... I'm not myself. I haven't been for a while and was... Like many of us, we're all searching for, well, many of us are searching for who we are, but mine is much more odd because I know I'm not supposed to be like this,

and I'm trying to change myself physically. Hmm. So this is not your original form? No, and actually, being in the throne room of your queen, it actually gave me a lot of hope. I mean, seeing that people among you and her and some of the den leaders, I mean, seeing that people among you and her and some of the den leaders, I suppose, have changed form and shape many times over and put their spirits into other bodies.

This is true. It's actually given me a lot of hope. They said that when we were in there, that you had to be, what was the term again? Consecuted. Consecuted. That is a process, though I would say it is, one that requires a lot of patience.

It is a bit convoluted. Does it take a long time? The ritual itself takes about a day. Is it painful? Yes. The consecution is not. The process of having to die to be consecuted or return to a new form, depending can be painful,

I'm sure. How did they do it? Well, they don't kill them once they're consecuted, but when life comes to an end, and they are within a radial region of a beacon, then the soul is taken by the beacon and then implanted within a new life. Have there ever been any instances of outsiders having this done?

No one who has not been bound to the beacons via consecution has fallen into its net. That is a requirement for the process. Are you consecuted? I am. You're not excited about it? I mean, prolonging life is divine. But I think religion is a,

I would say a crutch to some spaces. I mean, the Dynasty is so focused on this Luxon, this religion, and the possibility of what it means, but it's distracting them from what other good things they could do with the time and focus, maybe. And it's selective, right? Not everyone in the Dynasty is consecuted, so there are some that expire in this life and that's the end for them.

There is an expectation of advancement within the faith to be consecuted. I really do not care for the specific theology behind it, but I was lucky enough and privileged enough to be born within a den to where it was not questioned. But, uh. So it's reserved for people within certain families.

Well, it's expanded into those that aren't part of the dens, but they don't just consecute anyone who steps into the Dynasty and requests it. And you are, forgive me, on your first life? Yes, I'm nearly the youngest of my den. Forgive me if this is presumptuous, how old are you? It would be close to 120 years.

Same for all of us, Just as all of us. Do you have to be consecuted every single lifetime? No, once you're consecuted, the process continues here. For thousands of years, you're just there. Well, until you die too far from a beacon. Ooh. That's...

That's a thing. You see, that is why the beacons are so important. They allow the expansion of our civilization. If a city does not exist within some radius of a beacon, everyone within that city is unable to return. And just to follow our thought experiment with our friend, not here, if she were to be consecuted, she would need to remain here.

Well, you would have to ensure that if you were to pass away, it was within the radius of a beacon, yes. But again, she would be transferred to a new body and a new young life, not a current one. Correct, and you would. Like a baby? Yes, and you would grow in age. How old are you before you realize

you're the same person you were before? A little bit into adolescence. You begin to have dreams and visions of memories of your previous life or lives. That's crazy. You begin to seek out members of the Dynasty to then bring you through this anamnesis process in which you are to combine your current life's memories

with the personality's memories of your previous lives to become one. Yeah, that's... Sounds very confusing. I'm sure I've not done it myself. But like, what's to keep somebody else from like coming and saying, oh, I'm the queen, I'm the Bright Queen, so.

Well, those who would receive her would then ask many questions that only the Bright Queen would know the answer to. I guess that makes sense. Do you remember your previous life fully? I don't know. I have not undergone this process myself. Has anyone, like an adult, been consecrated?

Have you used an adult body before instead of an infant? I think what he's saying is that a new life is born and the soul is within it. It is not of our choosing. It is the choosing of the beacon. It's in Dalai Lama's ship. Wow. It is the choosing of the beacon. Wow. We've had issues in the past where beacons and our soldiers were killed on foreign soil,

and then souls were born in elements of the Empire. We had one conflict about 13, 14 years ago on the northern side of the Empire in which many of soldiers on both sides were killed. And recently, some of those spirits began to undergo anamnesis there, around Nog'varat. And as such, we helped the children return to the Destiny. Holy moly! And as such,

have now been reintroduced into our society. So Empire kids might turn 15 and be like, oh shit, I'm a cream. I need to go back. Under the rare conditions in which a spirit that has been consecuted were to die near a beacon away from the Dynasty. That's right, do you remember?

The criers were going, children have been stolen from Elgarot. Mm, that would make sense. Unique spin to the tale. Stolen from Elgarot? So they may have just awakened and left. Fuck. Wow. Whoa.

I wonder how old those children were. Adolescents, I bet. There. Okay. I wonder how old those children were. Adolescents, I bet. There's food. Oh! All right. Oh, wow. So to your point, it is possibly a way, though there is no guarantee which body will find you. It could very well be another goblin.

It could be one of our Findra, which is not so bad. It could be all of our fine drow, which is not so bad. It could be all manner of creature. If what you're seeking is some sort of a transference to a new body, I don't think that's within my purview. Can you just, like, turn this body into a different body? I do not know of such magic myself, unfortunately.

There are rumors of extremely powerful polymorph spells and incantations, but even those have limitations that can be temporary or dispelled. But if I hear anything, I will let you know. If we hear of something, could we ask your aid? If I can. In deciphering it? If I can. So you live alone, huh?

I do. You mentioned that you felt like the Dynasty can utilize its time for much better purposes. What would you see the Dynasty do? I would not focus so much on pressing these religious beliefs that are based on myth and interpretation. I know gods exist because we have proof,

and there are those who speak to them. There are visions and miracles that happen, but the Luxons don't speak to anyone. It's a lot of religion based on assumption, on existing scripture written by individuals hundreds and hundreds of years ago. There is power in the beacons, and Dunamanci in itself is something unique.

That, I think, is worth pursuing. The rest of this is a distraction. Is that pursuit frowned upon or largely ignored, like a standard is kept and additional knowledge not sought out? It's not so much ignored, more than not as much of a priority. It's like not knowing how deep the ocean is.

Indeed. Do you know how deep the ocean is? It's pretty fucking deep. And that is what I spend my time toiling away, is to find those depths. And there is so much, so much untapped possibility in the utilization of Dunamis. I, to answer your question of what it is I want to do,

and I believe you, you can understand this, and I can see a similar spark in you, Caleb. I want to unlock these mysteries. I want to dive as deep as I can see a similar spark in you, Caleb. I want to unlock these mysteries. I want to dive as deep as I can into that ocean of the unknown and see what is possible. Are you saying you want to date Fjord? I don't think that's what he's saying.

That isn't what he's saying. I'm sorry, I was distracted by, there's cookies. Yeah, and also the ocean talk. Yeah, the ocean, they dive deep into the ocean. It's a metaphor. Rip that open real fast. Rip it, rip it, rip it. Believe in you. Get it.

Turns back to Caleb and says, To pursue beyond the limits of what you're told is capable. To seek the impossible, to do what every archmage before us has failed to do. Anything is impossible. You just have to look long enough and hard enough. Indeed. I think we've seen it.

You don't strike me as having much of an appetite for war. No, I have an appetite for knowledge. Yeah, go back to the ocean metaphor, because it's kind of working. Thank you. You could also get crushed into oblivion by several tons of weight at the bottom of the ocean, or consumed by some other scary being like Uk'otoa.

Are you not remotely humbled or afraid of some of the unknowns you might find? I am as afraid as anybody is facing into the unknown, but that's what makes it worthwhile, is it not? High risk, high reward. Indeed, but you can mitigate the risk. That's actually an interesting train of thought. How can you mitigate the risk?

In investigating your Luxon and the beacons, has anyone ever, I don't know, died researching it, or perhaps gazed in it too deeply? I don't know. Died researching it, or perhaps gazed in it too deeply? I don't know. There have been those who have not understood what they're capable of and reached beyond their means too soon. Their research was incomplete.

They attempted to bend the core elements of existence before they were ready to do so. And that is a lesson we all must learn from. Maybe the lesson is that it's way too much power for any one person to be fucking with. This is possible. But that's why you take care, and that's why you work alone.

Only because Jester loves the details. What happened to those people that messed around with things sooner than they should have? There are rumors of some that just vanished, that either succeeded in finding some sort of alteration to the planes of existence and never returned. There is two tales I can think of off the top of my head of those that wish to try and use Dunamancy

to actually step into the annals of history, to step into the time before. Whoa. Whoa, really? And one of them returned. What? To scatter the dust. Who? It's possible, but it seems to be extremely dangerous.

So to answer your question, there are things that are possible, but if we're careful, we take our time. Who knows? He is fucking with shit at his home by himself. Is he? Do I gleam? He killed his wife with the time machine!

He gets home, H.G. Wells shit kicks in. Whoa! Go ahead and make an insight check. Go on base off of his, that's why you work alone. Can I assist her in that? Because I'm feeling the same way. Okay. Sis, me and Fjord. I'd say both of you.

I'd say both of you guys, if you guys are both checking, it's both of your, this isn't a skill you necessarily help somebody with for this particular instance. Eight. Come on. Oh, wait. 16. Insight, though. Insight.

So 15. Okay. Oh, more whispers. Aight, though. Insight. So 15. Okay. Oh, more whispers. A bit of whispers. Oh boy. We're getting a lot of lore tonight. Guys, D&D. D&D Beyond.

D&D! How cool is it that Matt has a book coming out with all this shit in it? So cool. He thinks of this shit, and then you get to read this shit. Our canon is canon. Yeah? Yeah.

Canon is. Yeah, all that shit. Okay. What do you mean someone came back and then they returned to dust? They came back and they just poof? This was an assisted ritual. And when they returned, they turned to dust.

I don't know how else to describe it. How long were they gone? Oh, it was but a few moments. Really? How long ago was this? 70 years. Well, how long were you able to talk to them when they arrived?

I was in prison for this, but I heard about it. Poof! And you've heard of two instances, but you do not know the result of the other. No. Well, just because we don't know the end of the story does not mean it didn't go on. This is true. We met a guy who could control time.

I was just thinking about that. Oh yeah, we played in his festival funhouse. Yeah, his happy fun ball. But even if that person was gone for just a moment, that doesn't mean that they weren't gone for a very long time. True. What was his name again?

Halas. Halas, yeah. Have you ever heard of him? I have. You have? Was he the other guy? Was he the other story? He only meets people or something? He's really weird. No, I just know of scattered records

from the previous age. He trapped a demon. It's still trapped in his happy fun ball. What is this happy fun ball? It's a dimension that he made, or at least used to create a space where he could experiment, draw. How did you access this? It's a weird little puzzle,

and you shift it around just right. It's two turns left and two turns right. And then all of a sudden you get sucked in, and you can't get out unless you find it. You have this right now? No. No. We sort of lucked into it, actually. We are not in possession of it anymore.

It was called also the Archmages. Bane. It was attracted to terminate magic practitioners that wandered in. I had a few. Okay, I'm not going to look at my notes. Have you heard of that? Pretty well, I guess.

I have not. Is Halas the other story that you knew? No, no. This was all Dunamantic-based within the Dynasty. But the thing that happened was time moved at a different speed on the inside than on the outside, although apparently it could change, if I recall. You couldn't really control it.

You could be in there for like 80 years or like eight minutes. It was more changing the rate of passage. That is Dunamis adjacent, though I do not know if that is specifically, or perhaps a lack of a realization of what he was dabbling with. Hey, Essek?

Yes? How come all of a sudden you want to talk to us like we're friends? Not that I mind, because I'm really happy that you're here, but did we do something cool or something that you like all of a sudden? He takes his wine, takes a big sip. I'll have a tea cracker, cookie thing.

Oh god, they're so good. Frisbee that bitch. Would you like a frisbee cookie, Essek? I'll frisbee that cookie. Would you like a frisbee cookie? I'm all right, thank you. I'll frisbee that cookie. You want to toss one? Okay. Toss my cookies. The Dynasty,

I've lived here my entire life, and while there are benefits, and there are places that are much more challenging to live in, I find it frustrating at times. I find that the obsession with this Luxon entity belies what the truth may be, that these artifacts I theorize have nothing to do with a divine being, but are just perhaps artifacts designed

in the Age of Arcanum that have been misread, in which case it is being misused, or at least only the surface has been scratched of what's possible. So my interests possible. So. My interests leave me not trusting anyone, not feeling like I, in some ways, belong. And as such, I spend a lot of my time in solitude.

Why trust us with your interests? Because I'm thankful to have met you. "'I don't have much in the way of friends "'due to the expectations placed upon me, "'and you are driven, you are adaptable, "'you're clever, and not shackled by blind devotion "'to one flawed society or another. I think you all have what it takes to survive in this cold, cruel world,

as it's something I pride myself on. And... I don't know, I haven't felt a kinship with anyone in a long time. Is this friendship safe for you here? Nothing I do is safe. Fuck. Fuck, I like him. Do you want to go get in the hot tub? Uh.

What do I do? He goes and takes some of the food off the plate. This is very good, Caduceus. We appreciate the trust. It means a lot. We move around quite a bit ourselves. You've been a rock for us, and it's appreciated. Should I tell him secrets?

Right now? Right now? We owe him some favors. Hey, yeah, let's do that first. What do you mean by that? What favors? I don't know. Perhaps some of my research at some time might require more hands than those I have at myself.

How many do you have? Two. Oh. We can get hands, we kill a lot of people on occasion. Yeah. Or we can use our own hands. Oh, oh yeah, okay. Yeah. Still, it's been a long week.

While we're asking questions, you've asked a few questions of me, I'll ask a few questions and you can ask some more. This is how conversation works, right? Yeah. I'm a little rusty. Oh, wow. I'm sorry. Do you?

Yeah, I can relate. Do you ever get lonely in your solitude? I didn't think so until recently. What about you? Yes. I think, if I'm answering honestly, but I think I almost became more lonely in my solitude

after I became friends with all of them, because I realized what having good friends feels like. Oh, you're going to be so sad if we leave because you like us so much now. I'm drawing Essek. What's, uh... What is it the Jewish to accomplish, Beauregard? I'm doing pretty good.

Wow. I'm the main good. Wow. I'm an Expositor now. Congratulations. Thank you. So considering I wasn't sure if I was going to live past 19 or make it out of my hometown or amount to any remote, decent person in society, I'm not really, I don't know if I'd say I'm a decent person in society.

I'm not really, I don't know if I'd say I'm indecent. I didn't know if I was going to amount to anything, so feeling pretty fucking great. It feels nice sometimes to be the youngest when people expect little of you and then to prove them wrong. Yeah, the bar was pretty low. Just hope you can maintain that

bar you raise to your own standards, not theirs. Yeah, well, you always hold yourself to the highest of standards first, right? True. What about you, Fjord? What do I want? What do you want? He's very religious.

No, I'm practicing faith. I'm not actually sure. Whatever it was that I started out thinking was important to me seems with time to have faded into something else. Um, I've been pulled into adventures and conflicts with this wonderful group of people, and I want to see them protected and kept.

It seems my personal matters from before just have sort of taken a back seat to sort of the grander things on our stage these days. Hmm. And you, Jester? What is it you are seeking? What am I seeking? Mm-hmm. Well, there's Traveler Con coming up, so I'm seeking, you know.

Not sure that he doesn't know what that is. Well. She's seeking a hotel room. Not sure what that is. Well. She's seeking a hotel room. Here's the, I mean, yeah, we have to find, there's so many preparations we have to make. Give him the elevator pitch. Okay. Canna.

Have you heard of the Traveler? Oh no. I've heard of it in the context of your arrival. Oh. Well, the Traveler is a god who, obviously, normally I wouldn't mention it around people here, because I don't want to get murdered because of, you know, but that's okay,

because sometimes, you know, if you're super into your god, you're supposed to maybe get killed for them, I don't know. I don't think the Traveler would want him to be killed for him, though, right? No. That's not. Anyway, the Traveler's really cool. He wears this green cloak, he's super powerful, he travels around, he's always with us. He likes, you know, for you to do good things and bad things.

He likes for there to be good things and bad things. He likes for there to be a good balance. If you feel like doing something funny, he's into it. Bad things? What? Well, like little bad things, not like bad things. No, not like bad things, bad things, but it's like- Tricky things, like naughty things.

Well, yeah, but like, that's, you know, everybody shows their devotion to the Traveler differently. I'm sure maybe there's murderers out there or something that can be, you know, liking the Traveler. But at the same time, if they murder people, then maybe they have to go and make a lot of babies. I don't know. You know, it's all about balance. That seems... Maybe I'm presenting this wrong. What I'm saying is, we're having a big convention

for everybody that's, like, super into him, and we're going to get together, and that's happening in, like, a month. Interesting. It sounded more like a cult. It sounded like a cult. It's a cult. It's not a cult.

It's not a cult. It's not a cult. There's, like, because the thing is, here's the thing. If it's a cult, then it's not, you're not actually worshipping, like, a god or something. You know, you're just worshipping a person cult, then you're not actually worshiping a god or something. You're just worshiping a person that thinks

they're a religious or a god or something, but this guy really is a god. So it's a religion. Well, good luck. Do you want to hear more about him? I'm fine. I can... I have here, I'm going to get my brochure out. Here, take it. You just want to read up sometime.

Or if you just want to meditate with me and talk, you know, then maybe we can discuss. If you want to come to Traveler Con and look at the- Some good pictures in here. Do you want to tell him what happens at Traveler Con, perhaps? We are going, and it's going to be at the volcano, and it's going to be super fun.

We'll probably have some big speakers, maybe a band play, I'm not sure. We'll probably have some, like, a party, a dance party, maybe, like, you know, maybe a costume contest, I'm not sure. Do you want to come to a volcano? Do you want to come to a volcano? We have a ship. I'm right.

Jessie, Traveler Con, I'm 100% down with, and I think it's great, but going to Traveler Con is not what you seek, is it? Well, no, but, well, I mean, ultimately, you know, I'm just trying to find, you know, where I fit in in the world. Ultimately.

That is a very noble mortal cause. Also, how many babies makes up for a murder? You know, maybe one. Take one, you give one. I'm not sure. Give a penny, take a penny, got it. I'm not sure. You know, I haven't actually talked to the Traveler

about that, because I don't, you know, murder people on a regular basis, but he did give me healing powers because, you know, maybe because we're out doing these kind of things, you know, we fight people, so maybe that's why I can heal people. What is the worst thing you've ever done as far as bad things go?

Oh, well, I stuck an ax in a dude's head one time. Yeah, I watched you do it. Yeah, that one was pretty fucked up. But that was badass and totally justified. I mean, he was going to potentially kill us. Yeah. Too, so I was just defending. We're tough.

What about you, Essek? What's the worst thing you've ever done? I would say... I anger my father to a point where he went unprepared into the depths of Bazzoxan and didn't return. Oh. I'm sorry. All right, let's, um. What'd you do to make him so mad?

That's a lot to unpack. And why do you think you're responsible for that? Even before you tell us what you did, why do you think you're responsible for your dad not returning? It's complicated. And I say bad in the sense of what is largely assumed to be considered a bad thing.

Doesn't bother me, necessarily. He wasn't a bad thing. Doesn't bother me, necessarily. He wasn't a great man. He had little aspirations. Do you mind if I ask if it was Bazuzan near the beacon? Yes, and there is an opportunity that he will return. Check. Yes, and there is an opportunity that he will return. Check.

It's going to be odd raising your parents. Mm-hmm. Oh, weird. Yeah, the more you think about it. Don't everyone? Did you say raising your parents? Well, if you got sick as a kid. Then you know he's your dad, but he's also five. Nope, not going there. It has to have happened.

Oh, numerous times. Not to me yet, and I'm curious to see what that will be like when, or if, he returns. When somebody dies, and they're in love with somebody else, and then that person gets really old, and it's a 200-year-old person, right?

Then the other person realizes when they were 15, they're like, oh my god, I loved this person. Do they marry the person when they're adolescent? Or does it not transform that sort of emotional feeling? Like, are you star-crossed lovers for all time, or do you like? Reset. Yeah. These are not matters I've conjectured too often,

but there are individuals that have relationships that span multiple lifetimes. There are those that, over lifetimes, feelings change, as the heart itself, for some, does evolve and wander. For others, it is held straight and narrow. How long? The 700-year itch. I'm still figuring a lot of this out. I understand, it's a lot to take in.

Yeah. So can a person still be dead for a very long time for them to come back into another body, or does it happen instantly? As far as I understand it, it's fairly quick. I mean, as long as it happens in a place where people are being born. I think theoretically, if a Luxon were to be

in the presence of, let's say, theoretically, thousands of deaths, and yet no children are born, they would just be waiting. But then with each progressive birth within the radius of the Luxon, those souls would be then transferred with each new child. So like, if one of the beacons got stolen with a bunch of souls, or does it?

Yeah. But it would just let out the souls as it traveled, right? But only to those that have been consecuted. Well, the souls that have been captured are the ones that are consecuted. If you were to travel with the beacon, in theory, then they would disperse as children were born within that radius as it moved.

Whoa. Like a fog bomb. That is overreaching. Do the other beacons share a pocket universe? Are they all connected, or are you jettisoned into a specific beacon and then that's? Is that part of your research? That is part of what I'm curious about,

but such beacons are heavily guarded and are assigned to certain individuals for the interests of the religion to keep. Is there any knowledge of the in-between? Any recollection? None that have been recorded. Just off in the air. How often are you able to interact with a beacon,

like new beacon study hall? Not often. There is a lot of importance in having them specifically located and kept safe within approved areas of Xhorhas to ensure that the masses of the population are usually within the radius of one. Have you ever stared at one for about a minute?

If you're referring this to whether or not I have attuned with it for a moment, numerous times, yes. Of course. I'll trade you a secret if it crosses off one of those favors. It better be one heck of a secret. I've done some research on the Luxons. Beacons? The Luxons. Are they the same thing? Luxon Beacons.

I've done some research on the Luxon Beacons. Beacons? Sneak peeks. Luxembeaks? You sound very knowledgeable about them, so this'll be. We've had two bottles of wine. Oh yeah. With tossing maple cookies.

They were really good. Yeah, they were good. Sweet. The Empire found another one. They uncovered it in the archeological dig site of Pride's Call, where they found a lot of arcane weapons from the pre-calamity stuff.

Secret, secret. Checks out. Here, here. No, that's my house. War 1.5. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. From the Age of Arcanum, right? That's what it was like.

I ask you this. What are your opinions on war, on this conflict? What is it good for? Nothing, that's what. Say it again. That was so fast. It was. It was travel.

Wow. I mean, basically, that's our stance, right? Yeah. If you truly intend on maintaining this peace, of seeing this negotiation through, and find that this conflict gives no benefit to you and your interests, it would do well to not let that information find its way to the Bright Queen. Don't tell her about that.

You don't want to tell her about that. Why? Why? I think it might tip the scales. Because then there would be no reason to stop the conflict if they're not giving all the beacons back. It is largely considered within the Dynasty that these are the religious right of those

that follow the Luxon to find and maintain the beacons. Evening. And do you care more about stopping this war than serving your queen? The Dynasty is where I live. The Dynasty has many great things it does and provides. I don't necessarily believe with this theological focus to the point where it continues the cycle of warfare and bloodshed.

War is a cycle and an addiction. Of course, I've seen it happen many times and it will continue to happen. Little to do with its people. Well. Not being watched, right? We don't have a little floating ball. Yeah, have we been watched since we've been here?

Yeah. I do. You have a little floating ball. Yeah, have we been watched since we've been here? Yeah. Shoo, worm! I do. You make a perception check. Oh, son of a bitch. If we've been watched this whole time. Of course we're being watched. Oh shit.

Natural one. Oh shit. Okay. We're fine. You do glance around, and you see nothing of the sort in the vicinity. Does the Dynasty have us bugged in this house? I would not surprise me if they've at times chimed in. You have been under watch here and there

since you've arrived, as you were a challenging addition to the proximity. Were you one of the ones watching us? Did you ever watch us? To be specific, we've seen ourselves being watched. We were hoping it was you. At times it was. Hey!

Oh my gosh, did you see us when we were changing clothes? Were you watching us when we were naked? Jester's naked a lot. No. But it was part of my assignment when you first came under my wing to ensure that there wasn't No. But it was part of my assignment when you first came under my wing to ensure that there wasn't

any chances of undue Empire business finding its way within the proximity of the Bastion. Makes sense. If you chimed in when we were changing, would you have kept watching, or would you have checked out? I am more respectful than that

and have no interest in such things, why? Is there one of us that you would have watched longer than she? Yeah. Oh, great question. And which one? You can be open here. So. How much is the end of the period?

I love wine. This additional beacon, where is it now? We'll tell you if you tell us which one of us is the hottest. Zone of Truth! Oh my gosh, you guys, do you want to play seven minutes in Zone of Truth? Seven minutes is your ass. Epic fantasy, heroic personalities fighting against the dangers of the world

to rise the ranks of power and glory to Who do you lie? Find out who wants to make out with somebody else. This is Dungeons and Dragons. Don't kid yourself, that's why we're here. Yeah, we don't know where it is, we just... We know where it came from. I can tell you, it's the one they plan to give back,

which I find deeply problematic and have, since they poised that plan. Because I'm assuming as soon as the Bright Queen takes one look at it. Yeah, it's not like a dead goldfish where you can just swap out another one and be like, here's a goldfish. She'll know that it's not the same goldfish.

Will she? Well, it depends if they're handing over this new one they found, or if they're returning the one that was taken, and then plan to keep this new one for themselves. I mean, there's no way to really know which one is which. What you're saying, though, is any one of them, even this one that has been found, dug up

within the Empire's reaches, would be considered the property of the Dynasty. By their divine right to own these artifacts that extend their ability to maintain the cycle of life, yes. What if these things are all over the world, then? I believe they are. That is the assumption. And you're telling us you would prefer to keep this

a secret in this room? I am advising, based on your proclivity to not continue this conflict and the lengths of which you've gone to prevent this war from spreading further and further, putting ourselves in harm's way to do so. That if that is what you continually wish to do, to not notify the Bright Queen

or any other members of the council around her of this. Would it be advisable for us to urge The Empire to give back the one that? The Empire to give back either the correct one or, honestly, both. Or steal it back? I don't think that would accomplish what we're,

that would just be us plundering them. They would have no reason to stop. Well, is it in the hands of the Empire? Yes. Of the Assembly? At the top. That both makes sense and confirms that you should not attempt to take it from them. That's what I thought. Plus not attempt to take it from them. That's what I thought.

Plus, if we take it from them, they're just going to blame it on the crane. Start the war more. You know about these things. What could they do with it to abuse its powers? Well, they have some powerful minds in the Assembly. They are somewhat dubious. So does anyone of true intelligence and capability.

A few necessary choices are moral choices, and in my experience, I'd trust they would have similar interests of seeing what it's capable of. Perhaps they can be reasoned with, and perhaps... I would think on this. I don't know if... I'm not sure if the Empire even knows

that they're giving the wrong one. I don't think they talk to each other enough. I think there may be secrets within secrets. Well, there's definitely secrets within secrets. It's just a matter of who knows. Just like here. Too many people not lying, too many people telling the truth,

then all the truths conflict. Do you have a relationship with the Assembly? Some of them. Somewhat. Our sense is, and I'm sure that you all have guessed this yourselves, but the Assembly has its plans separate from the king. I would assume.

Mm. Mm. The king. I would assume. Hmm. Hmm. Well, if they have it, at this moment, I cannot see a path to its retrieval, nor any true benefit in attempting to blow things up, if you will. Man, I am so glad I talked to you about this first. That would have been super bad

if you had just brought that up, woof. I'm really proud of you, actually. That was really good. That was another good move. There has to be something about this new beacon, right? There has to be a reason why they are even offering it up. It has to be different from the first one. As long as we have been so forthright with you already,

we are very skeptical of the intentions of the Assembly in this meeting. We are expecting fakiri. As you should. As you should? We would like to pull the rug out from under them. Not to topple the Empire, but

maybe to clear the rot a bit from our nation. And you believe that the individuals that make the laws and employ them across your empire are more capable than these mages. Do you not think there is perhaps a necessary balance between the two that maintains the order? No.

So the Dance of the Cobalt Soul and the Cerberus Assembly have been in for hundreds of years now at this point. Understand. The Assembly and individuals of which I know some of seem to be dangerous and calculating. But anyone of such extended study and pursuits I can understand far better and see eye to eye with

than I can a power hungry monarch who came into their seat through bloodline. I get the sense that they feel they have found the upper hand somehow. Well. I want to see the conflict end, and I do not get that sense from them. What is the biggest danger

to secret research? People finding out what you're researching? Or what you're... Discovery. Discovery. What better way to avoid discovery than to find a way to stop a conflict that pries into what you're doing. I just got a point.

You are suggesting that they want to keep their extra? It could be. Or they intend to trap whatever it is they're delivering and gain an upper hand. Or something else. I'm but one mind, they are many. It's likely something else. You know they can extract things from the beacons.

Yeah. Like energy or liquid or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they made potions out of it. Really? And where did you see this? When we found the, when we were in the Empire Resort. We found a place that they had been

doing some of their research and there was like, potions there. Well. If you have any means of discovering more of such experiments that they're doing in their private chambers, that would be of definite interest to me. What if they're willing to give it back? Because it's not the one that they found that was empty.

S'Nott looked at it and she got a signal. What if they drained the other one that they stole? That would be an astronomical feat based on the sheer volume of power within each of these beacons. That buried one was just sitting there, not absorbing. Maybe it was absorbing. The potential lives in a beacon,

thousands, hundreds, millions? It would have to depend on who was consecuted and passed in its presence. I have no idea. What does the ritual entail? They cut the foreskin off. Hmm. You are guided by an Umavi

through a soulbinding process. It is extensive, it entails a bunch of spoken rites. It is usually observed by many individuals of various dens, especially if you belong to one. And often when you are consecuted, you are given a path to a den. The families are expensive. I have a question. Mm-hmm?

In my research, would I have found anything about Pride's Call that talks about them having some form of reincarnation as part of their culture? Or something? Pride's Call? With the Dwarven Society? Yeah. Nothing like that, actually. Nothing that sounds like?

Mm-mm. Okay. Repackaging. Hypothetically, if we had one of these potions that they had derived from the beacon, what would you do with it? I would study it, top to bottom. What could it tell you? I have no idea.

That would be the purpose of researching it. Why, do you have one such thing? I mean. Let's call this one favor. Whoa. Taken care of. Fucking trap and things. That would be a favor accepted. Oh, he didn't accept your secret.

Do you release it? Mm-hmm. Wow. Secrets are very valuable. We're giving him up like candy here. All you got to do is be nice to us. We don't have enough people being nice to us. I have plenty of people being nice to me. He's got a point.

And the SWAT team bursts in through the windows. Fuck! He just sets it aside on the table. Whoop whoop! I can commiserate with that. Honestly, part of the reason I accepted your invitation was after thinking it, realizing that perhaps it's been a while since somebody's extended

such niceties to myself. There are elements to a solitary life that sometimes can be more challenging once you have a basis of comparison. The whole returning favor thing is a bit unjust. In all honesty, we do deeply appreciate all the things that you've done for us over these past several months. Yeah, if you ever feel like ditching out here

and traveling with us, just let us know, you know? Yeah, no, she's not joking. I mean, you said an important part of what you do is staying alone, and I think we all thought that, too, before we met each other. It's true. Literally. Very lonely, all of us. Well, if I can be of help in some way,

perhaps with your predicament as you were requesting, let me know. There was a woman, a mage, who helped them turn me into this. I don't really know anything about her, though. What was her name? I don't know. What'd she look like? A little lady.

Like, what color was her hair? I don't know, I was mostly dead when I saw her. You, Caleb. Was she ugly? Was she pretty? I mean, not as pretty as you, but she was pretty. Your specialty in the arcane lies in the realm of transmutation, yes? Primarily.

Although I, similar to you, I'm an avid reader. I'm very curious about everything. Everything. He's been studying something to help me lately. Working on equations. Yeah, been studying something to help me lately. Working on equations. Yeah, we've been noodling about with something. Perhaps I can offer some aid.

We would be willing to accept that. I think we have a full plate for the next couple of days, but hopefully it will be wrapped up safely. We should just show him now. We can just show him now. He's a little drunk. He might not be able to. Oh, all right. I mean, we could get into the hot tub

and sort of look through the pages. That makes drunk worse, actually. Does it? You think in the hot tub? Let's do it. I'm game. You seriously have a hot tub? We really, really do.

You mean, if you want to see it? Yeah. It's very nice. It is really great. You will like it. Like a bricked-in hole in the ground and we heat it with our magic. It's full of fire. It's absolutely curious.

He's so hot! He's so hot! He's getting that in there. Worked very hard on that hot tub. You're right. It's very nice. I'm just going to minimize it. Don't minimize it, it's spectacular. Yeah. It's a great hot tub.

And it's got the good view, you see up into the tree. The tree roots, the way they've been expertly carved. Do you want to borrow some knickers or something? You want to go naked? I just wanted to see it. You want to give in. Make a persuasion check. Do it.

Peer pressure. 15. A small dip, maybe. Oh! Put your feet in. He's a feet dangler. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the gateway. Pulls the pants up, just rolls them. He takes his boots off,

rolls up the legs just beyond the knee and does place his feet into the water. How does his feet look? Are they super delicate from where he just floats all the time? Yeah, are they atrophied from that? They're like your feet. Yeah.

How detailed are your notes? They are very, very well-kept soft feet from a man who takes care of himself in the nobility. Sure, there you go. Well manicured. You can see a glass slipper just fitting right on. Oh, I wanted that. It's the red.

It's the blue. Writing it in your notes. Manicading of infinite darkness. Jesus, you guys. Underneath his floating robes, he just has glass slippers. He's floating. Oh my god.

That's why he floats. He doesn't want to break them. He needs a big alcohol bottle. He needs a full bottle. Yeah. That's why he floats. He doesn't want to break up. He needs a big alcohol bottle. He's a full model. Hyper-gurried foot chamber. Something occurred to me when you were talking about lives and reborn and stuff like that. In your den or when you were growing up?

Wait, how many people live here in Xhorhas? Like thousands, right? In Xhorhas, between the dynasties' influence in particular, somewhere between the neighborhood of 300,000 within the Dynasty. That involves multiple cities, probably more than that. There are many of those who exist outside of the Dynasty's purview.

Just thought maybe you might have heard of a friend of ours, maybe. Have you ever heard of someone named Lucien? Or Nonagon? I cannot say I have. My apologies. Worth a shot. Yeah, there was this story he told me.

What? It was right before he died. There was this story he told me? What? It was right before he died. There's this story he told me about how he convinced some town he was a god. Moldo did. Somewhere. Yeah. Somewhere out there. Molly has a cult. Huh? Molly has a cult.

Molly has a cult. Somewhere out there, there's a town that thinks Molly is the shit. Why do they think that about him? Do you know more about this story? I vaguely remember it, and I feel like it always made me laugh. Yeah, it was actually a good story.

We're all in the hot tub by now, right? Yeah. Sure. You've all landed in front of the hot tub and he has his feet over it. Yeah. Nott's in a hoodie on the bench. I'm just making notes on improvements for the hot tub. I've got plans for this thing.

It'll be great. What if we strung up lights from the roots, like up and down? That's what I was thinking. You could do a twirl. I'm also going to try and get some mangroves and pints that I can see that smell really good. They always have like a nice sense of light.

The globules of light to sort of hover around in the roots. Can you make them change colors? Can you make them rotate through the color spectrum? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do it. Boom. Did you just go? Yeah. Set word to disco.

Does it work? They're amber. Yeah, they do. Ah! Moody. It's simple enough to do with a cantrip. Hey, Caduceus. Yeah? While we're getting real and shit, why have you never wanted to scry on any of your siblings?

I've been separated from them. They went off looking for these things. Why not check in? As the token sober person in this group. I'm also sober. Are you also sober? Have I not noticed that you haven't been drinking? No, it's all milk. I don't drink. She always drinks milk. It's that low perception you have.

Token sober person who's just really not been paying attention to what you've been drinking. It's okay. I always seem slightly drunk you've been drinking. It's okay. I always seem slightly drunk anyway, I think. It's part of your charm. I don't know. It's either, if you had asked me that a month ago,

I would have said, because I don't need to. Why? Because I'm on this path. It's the right path. But we're asking you now. I think I'm on this path, and I do think it's the right path. Maybe I'm afraid.

Afraid something happened to them? Afraid that if something did happen to them, what would it mean? I don't want to open the envelope, so to say, before it's time and be hurt before I'm there. I'd rather trust and try to process the fear. Fear is kind of new.

For the record, my home is dying. Slowly, up north. Sorry to hear that. I have been on a quest sent by my goddess to fix my home, to bring it back to life, to replenish it. My family, all my family, already begun this quest without me,

and I do not know if they are alive or dead, but this is the quest, and I was given these people, and I have done my best to support them as they've blossomed into heroes. And I thought I was going to save my home and regain my family and that would be my reward. And now I'm... This world has changed me, I don't know anymore.

I don't know what is going to happen. Not because I think that I've been lied to or been given the... I don't necessarily believe that I understand what it is I've been asked to do yet, and I don't understand what it is I want anymore. And that has shaken me. But this is a very big world.

It's been a lot. It's been nice to be useful. It's good to be useful. These are good people, despite themselves. Hmm. Faith is a strange thing. It is. That's why I find no use for it.

I understand. But I hope you find what it is you're looking for. Thank you, I'll find something, at the very least, and whatever it is will be, in the end, what I was looking for. If there is any way I can be helpful, you know how to contact me. He looks knowingly at Jester.

Have you ever been doing something that you were really embarrassed about when I was talking to you? Not particularly. Insight check. Make an insight check. You pooping? You pooping? Damn sploshing.

Okay, okay, okay. Insight? Yes. 18. 18. This is where he's going to be, he was pooping, he was. Oh, guys. Toothpick chance. Guys, D&D Beyond will feature a lot of the stuff

that's coming up in the Wildemount Explorers, guys. Wow. Did you? Okay. Anyway, the evening draws late. I should probably return to my home. Thank you for the- Did you spend the night here? I live not far from your home. How come I've never seen your house?

Next time? Perhaps if you want to discuss this equation you're working on. Yes, what's your address? I'll show it to you. Easier to show than to describe, really. Sure. Let me know when, and I'll come show you to my place.

Okay. But he pulls his legs out of the water. Are they shrubbed? In the natural way a foot would be after spending, you know, 30 minutes in a hot tub, sure. Natural feet. I accidentally brush up against one to see if it's an illusion.

No, it's a fight. Sorry, sorry! Brush up against it. Oh! You guys are so weird. Oh, what's a fight? I thought that was a piece of soap. I was picking it up and didn't want you to slip on it.

I feel like you're over-apologizing. It's fine. Anyway, he goes ahead and replaces his mantle and turns the front door and says, This was nice. Thank you. Thank you. That was really fun.

Could you, could we walk? Could you show me where you live so we know where to go? Sure, come with. I'm coming, too. Nottie? Yep. I'm going to stay here. Yeah, let them go. You walk from the window. That's too weird.

He leads you outside and as he steps off of the threshold of the front door, you watch him going to lift back up into his general hovering persona, shoulders held aloft. He guides you through the neighborhood, the path you would take in the bastion that curves into the neighborhood where your house is,

it's past that circle and then it leads deeper into an area that would be the equivalent of a Rosohna gated community, I guess. There are guards there, there are folks that are guarding an estate, and there is, as opposed to a singular, you're used to the candles, these large, elaborate wizard towers. His estate is three towers that are shorter,

but they're all connected by walkways, and they're different heights. Ooh. And atop the... This is a fun house. Atop of the tallest one, you can see there, what looks at first like a weather vane, instead you can see is a contraption that seems to

have a series of metallic rings inside that all are smaller and smaller and smaller within that slowly rotate on its own in a way that you don't understand its purpose or really what it does, but it's unique and it's engineered to be strangely pretty. You can see the brick exterior of it falls.

It looks gray, but what little bit of light there is as you walk past, you can see now there's a slight iridescent quality to the exterior of the bricks that are laid at the base of the towers. He points to someone and goes, This is where you can find me most of the time. This is fascinating.

Is this to do with the turning of the heavens, or? This has to do more with the adjusting of the... How do I put it? There are almost ley lines of energy that themselves span like a net across all of Exandria. And these ley lines sometimes shift and swell and expand and reduce based on the seasons, based on the time of year, based on celestial gatherings and alignments.

This is part of a device that just keeps track of it. Where is it? Well, now we know where you live, I would like to take you up on your offer to examine that thing that Nott and I are working on. I have a number of things, including some souvenirs from inside the Happy Fun Ball we told you about. I'd be curious about that.

So am I. And I think you and I share interests. I understand the pressure of being young and expectation. I'm not 120 years old, but I feel like I understand a little bit. I've seen those far older than you that have experienced maybe half the pain I see in your eyes.

Age isn't everything. Experience is what hardens you, prepares you for the worst. I think you're prepared for more than you give yourself credit for, Caleb. Well, we come back later and compare notes. I'll be here. Perhaps I can provide breakfast as a thank you.

Dope. I'm just thinking about mimosas from your house right now. SAM and LAURA, LAURA and SAM, and SAM, and SAM, and SAM. Have that green jam. Mm-hmm, it's really good. Well, good night. Glad you got home safe. Thank you for the escort.

Yep. And he just drifts off to, the gate opens on its own. And he heads up to the interior. How weird that that's the thing you just get stuck with, like, floating floating, like people who put on an accent for half of a year, and then how are you going to get yourself out of it?

Or a name, or... Yeah. Earning things. Mm-hmm. Basically half of our group has something like that, but his is floating. And he's just committed to floating. Okay.

Commit to the bit, for a god. But why float? Does he feel, he's going to have shame? Does he feel ashamed if he doesn't float? It's just so fascinating. It's one of many things that are fascinating about him, yeah? But at least we know there are feet under there

and a full adult-sized body, not a tiny baby. So stupid. Let's go back. All right. You guys return to the Xhorhaus. It is late in the evening. Many of you are enjoying the tail end of a wine buzz after dinner and spending time in the hot tub.

Yeah. Unless you have any other business to attend to this night. Seriously, what am I doing wrong, you guys? What do you mean, about what? Well, I feel like I do a really bad job of recruiting other people to... It's a tough sell. Why though?

Why is it a tough sell? Well, I mean, what does he do for you? He gives me really cool powers and he's a good companion and he loves me. You didn't mention that to Essek. You didn't say that he gives you cool powers. You just said that he appears and he's always around and he makes you do good stuff and bad stuff.

Oh. Basically, like a mom at that point. You listed some pros and cons, and in the con column, you mentioned people might get murdered and that was okay. And the pro column was maybe they have to make babies. Maybe some people like making babies. Sure, sure, who doesn't like making babies?

But still, I mean, maybe next time, lead with, I have sight beyond sight now because of him. Oh, that's good. Well, I mean, yeah, I can see Scry on people. Yeah, maybe pick three bullet points and make them like you. I should've done the thaumaturgy thing and make something look really cool. Wait, what's in your, I don't think I've ever read your pamphlet. them like you are. It makes them look really cool. Wait, what's in your,

I don't think I've ever read your pamphlet. What do you have in your pamphlet? Read us the bullet points. No, I've read it. No, I've read it. It's not great. You don't want it. It's not great. Yeah, we know that. Does it talk about murdering things?

No, she ad-libbed that. Most of it says stuff about how cool he is. He's really cool. He is cool. Oh, I know, but that's not very... Is there pictures of him or anything? Yeah, drawings, I made drawings. Yeah, she did the drawings. You made this brochure.

There's three drawings of his cloak. I understand. I mean, she's really proud of the cloak. It's a really cool cloak. I know, but this is... I mean, I haven't seen what he looks like outside the cloak. Here we go. It's like all I see is the cloak.

New candidate for the Traveler, it's me. Sell me three things about the Traveler. I tried to sell you on the Traveler, and you went for a while longer than I said. I'm not Fjord, I'm Jeff. Tell Jeff what it is about the Traveler in three points. And Jeff just had a traumatic experience. He's open, he's available.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm seeking change and direction. Your real name, Jeff? Jeff. Yes, it's Jeff. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm seeking change and direction. Your real name, Jeff? Jeff. Yes, it's Jeff. Okay. J, J? Yeah, Jeff is a J. I understand you're feeling lost right now.

You know what could really help you? A Traveler. Who's the Traveler, and what does he do? Guidance. Oh. Well, he's a really cool guy. Okay. I like cool guys.

What else should I know about the Traveler? He saved my life. He saved my life! A pearl lowers in front of Jester's forehead and little geometric shapes come out. Woo! Okay. More Guidance.

He... He gave, at one time, I was alone and lost in the world, and the Traveler came to me, and he made me feel better, and he gave me some really cool powers, and he made me feel special, like he can make you feel special. He gave you cool powers?

Yeah. Like... Like, I will... Be your guardians. And there's fat little unicorns flying around. Are they friendly? Yeah, they love everyone, except unless you're going to harm me

and then they'll kill you. I don't want to harm you. I know, and the Traveler doesn't want to harm you. He keeps you safe. I've heard two, two great things about the Traveler. If only I had one more. Ah! Speaking.

Um. Speak from your heart, Jester. He... What were you lacking before that he failed? Well, I was really lonely, and he's a really good friend, and he just accepts you for who you are, and he just accepts you for who you are,

and he likes all the things that are good about you, and he makes them stronger. Jeff is sold. Really? That's great, Jeff needs a friend. Jeff needs someone who takes him as he is. Jeff is down. Jeff, do you want to go to Traveler Con

or have a con in a volcano coming in June? What? No! It's down. Do you want to go to Traveler Con or have a con in a volcano coming next year? What? No. Jester, that was great. Maybe leave out the volcano. It's an important part. Tropical location. Yeah.

Also, some people might be. No, it's not, it's a tropical location. It is? Yeah. We don't know if it's an active or dormant volcano, but when you say volcano, people go, active volcano. Some people might think that's cool because they've never seen a volcano. Right? I've never, well, I have seen a volcano.

We went to a volcano. And also, traveling is expensive. Maybe they're just price- gated out of the experience. Jeff has never left home and has trouble traveling over and over water, so. Jeff has a very imaginative backstory. Jeff, where are you from? Pride's call, I'm an archaeologist.

What the shit? He's responsible for the beacon. Kill him! Kill him! Flay his flesh! Jester, I think that's great. Yeah. If Jeff were real, you'd be getting somewhere. Focus on the positive, you can't lose.

Okay, okay, okay. Maybe leave out the murdering people. Okay. Is this what he looks like, though, that you have in the picture? Well, yeah. Hmm. Yeah, he kind of is, like, sometimes he's big, sometimes he's little, sometimes he's, you know... A dick? Just, like, the perfect size.

He's very, so, he looks very handsome. Well, you can't really, that's how I imagine he looks, because I haven't actually seen his face's face. You just see like bits. But sometimes when he turns and his cloak moves, I see this silhouette, and I can see that it's really good looking. Ooh.

He's very handsome. He's handsome. Caduceus, I was moved by what you said earlier about your family and your quest. I want to help you with that. Yeah, same. I don't know if I quite understood the urgency before about your home and it dying,

and you need to reinstate, needing to reinstate that. How do you grow your home again? Well. What does that mean? I don't know entirely, but I think this has something to do with it, and I pull out the ridiculous crystal. You see the, and you guys were, most of you were present from when you placed the residuum shards into the forge in the volcano.

The purple crystals that grew from them, and they're not solid, smooth chisel crystals, they're naturally grown, almost like rock candy-looking purple crystals that have expanded off of the residuum glass into these larger shards that are about that long each. And he has a handful of them in his hand. Have you tried licking them?

Surprisingly not, no. We should lick it. Are you supposed to plant it? Do you want to lick it? We could ask, okay. What do you think? It's salty. What's it taste like? Like a rock?

Is it salty? Like a salty mineral. It's salty. What is that, and what is its purpose exactly? I'm sure you've told us again, I just never listen to anything. I don't entirely know. It came out of the forge. I think that I have to go

to this garden, the Menagerie, and find some way of taking something from it to bring back to my, to my garden. So is it like a seed? Hopefully. Interesting. Do that? Yeah, Interesting. Do that.

Yeah, let's do that on the way. Why didn't you tell us sooner? I mean, you kind of did. I mean, you did, but you didn't, every time we brought it up, you were like, it can wait. Can I see? Selfless to a fault, maybe?

Maybe. Perhaps fear. Perhaps I... am afraid of what I'll find. I don't know, but I knew I was heading that way and I knew that I would get there, so. I was letting the urgency of what had to be done be important, take precedent, I guess,

and I'm glad I did. We needed to do what was done. I would have hated to have gotten in the way of that, but the next step is to go and go to the next sacred site and hopefully find my family, hopefully find some, or at least some sign that they've been there and find the next thing I'm supposed to do.

Fuck yes! I've been in this hot tub too long and my core body temperature is rising, I'm in! Let's do this! I feel real fucking dizzy. Oh, sit, oh no. No, give me another drink. No, no, no, no, no. I feel real fucking dizzy. Oh, sit, oh no. No, give me another drink. Listen, listen, listen, listen.

Tomorrow we go, we get your armor, and then we go. There he goes. Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! So heavy, though he's so little. He's not, he's gotten bigger. He's heavier than he used to be. The family of stone. You shall take the limbs of this hero

and walk the plains until you find an oasis at the mouth of a red and gold-veined cave. Thereupon, my elfler, you shall feed these limbs to the beasts that walk there, so that they may hold my mark. And to this site, you shall build a menagerie whose beasts shall be my gift to the change bringer, to remind her that nature is infinite.

Did you get all that? No, I... I got that. The family of stone? Family of stone. Dust, clay, and stone. Three families. What, do you know something?

What? Yeah, I mean, yes, no. What? I find it ironic. What? When you're at an orphanage, they give you a, I give you a shit last name. Mine was Stone. I never used it because it's not my name.

It was just given to me. Insight check. Make an insight check. That was terrible, 15. That's the truth. Wow. They gave you the name Stone? Yes, but orphans can have

any kind of bland, ordinary last name. But you got Stone. Yes, it's very strange. I think it's only- Secret family of the Wildmother. That you now follow. What a tough name. Wow.

That's the Lord Stone. That's the funniest thing. Wow. I'm not a believer in coincidences. Even when they happen. You wouldn't be the first one in this group. No. Family of Stone, though. It's one of the three families. Wow.

I've never met any of them. Either way. You have? Either way. I'm very interested to go. I'm somehow even more interested than I was a minute ago. Maybe there'll be something else for you here, and you certainly found something at the last. Oh, wow.

This is exciting. Wow. I always wondered who my parents were and what my real name might be. I never cared for that name, so. Well. I just find it's... As I will say, as part of what I do, and part of what we do at the garden,

names have a funny way of sneaking up on you. And we definitely, the people that we put into our garden, their names are, their names have quite the effect. So, yeah. Look at that, all the way back around. I need ice water, I'm going to bed.

Yeah, you're looking a little green. Like a really pale green. That's like a minty green. It's just my pigment, thank you. No, no, no, this is a little green. Like a really pale green. That's like a minty green. This is just my pigment, thank you. No, no, no. No, this is a... It's definitely lighter than... This is a different color. Work out in the morning, so.

What? Yep. That should have been disclosed. I'll knock on your door. Free hot... All right, you guys all scatter to your respective rooms within the Jorah House, and post-dinner, post-hot tub, Oh yeah, that was awesome. enjoy an evening of rest in a home that you can call except for?

Quick thing. Just a quick thing. She's wandering the halls. Hey. Jester. Me? I thought you were all giving up. Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. No, it's okay, I was just thinking. I'll leave.

Good night, but you look like you're knocking yourself a little bit, and I don't think you should. Do you know what I think about the Traveler? I think that he is lucky to have you. I'm the transmutation wizard, but you're the one who changes people. I see it every day.

Really? Yeah. You're a good friend. And you move people. I don't know if you see that, but you do, every day. Thank you. No, thank you. Can I tell you something?

Yeah. Earlier, we were in the park, and I was trying to talk to the Traveler. I even bought him some ice cream, and he didn't come. And to be honest, it's one of the first times that I didn't feel him near me, and I wonder, maybe I'm not doing a very good job of, you know, being a cleric to him or whatever.

You're trying to bring more people into the fold? Well, see, that's the thing. Like, you know, when I set out, when I left Mama, I didn't leave with a goal of recruiting a bunch of people to this religion, you know? I just, I had this good friend that kind of saw me through my life, and...

I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Well, maybe Traveler Con will... Yeah. Help with that. Yeah, maybe it will. I don't know anything about faith. I am learning from you and the others in the group. But it seems inexplicable. Yeah. Otherwise, it wouldn't be faith.

Well, if you ever want to worship the Traveler, you know, you would just, he's really cool. Well, everybody kind of made sport in there, but we are all low-key acolytes of the Traveler, you realize that, don't you? Yeah. I mean, we're with you. You see his power every day?

Every day. I believe, I have no choice. Sometimes I wonder if maybe he doesn't come around as much because he sees, you know, that I have some friends now, and he doesn't need to be here as much. That seems like a good theory. Also, Traveler Con is coming, so maybe preparations are underway

on a cosmic level of some sort. Yeah, yeah, that's true. You know, I think we should go to bed, but I want to show you something that I've been working on. I don't know what you have planned for Traveler Con, but if I can help in any way with something like this, and little lollipops and hamster unicorns

that are amber-colored start floating around us as I cast Major Image in an approximation, but it's a more widow-gassed amber flavor. I just figured this out a couple of weeks ago. So I don't know if you need effects or decorations. It's a step and repeat. I mean, it's beautiful. The lollipops are just rotating.

If I did a performance or something, you know, maybe if we play our musical instruments and you can have this around us, it'll be this amazing thing. Yes. I don't know, I'm not a performer. This is wonderful, Caleb. But you have done so much for all of us

that of course we should do this for you. You deserve it. Thank you. I give him a big hug. Yeah, okay, good night. Okay, thank you. I got a quick one, too. I'll get to that in just a second.

Yeah. You guys scatter to your rooms, you go back feeling better, I'll do a magic one, too. You can do that in just a second. Yeah. You guys scatter to your rooms, and you go back feeling better, and you close the door and come and sigh and start preparing yourself for the evening's rest. You hear a familiar voice creep in over your shoulders. He's not wrong, Jester.

Wait, he's not wrong about, he's not wrong about, he's not wrong about you are doing big preparations? Well, there's a big event coming up, of course. But not wrong about you changing those around you. Even if I'm not there in person, I'm always there. When you see the face come over your shoulder, the familiar hood lean forward, the smile across the lips, the arm touch your shoulder.

I know faith can be challenging, but you were my first, and you'll always be my favorite. Do you want me to do a big performance? Do you want me to do something special at Traveler Con? I realize I haven't asked you any questions, and we need to ask questions about what you want me to do? Should we get cloaked together?

Sure. Oh, okay, okay. I trust your ideas. I trust your ideas. I trust your inspirations. We're going to make it so special. That we shall. I can't wait. Caduceus.

Taking a second, thank you. Caduceus. I'm going to quickly just crawl over to Yasha's room as she's passing out. So. Hello. Hi, I just wanted to put this in your head before we go any further.

Nobody's really talked about what happened during the fight, and I'm... Some of the others, and I think you'll agree, are... Well, this is a group of loners, and I'm very used to other people's grief and sadness. I've been around it my whole life, and I've seen every way someone can react to the worst things in their life.

I understand that that was maybe not the best way to deal with it, but. I'm not here to speak down to your process. I'm not here to tell you how to feel what you're going to feel. Uh-uh. Just make sure that for whatever grief and rage and anger that you're going to process,

that you just put 10, 20% of it on someone else and not just yourself. You don't have to do too much, but you have to do a little bit with other people. You can't do it alone. Thank you. I don't quite know how to do that yet, but maybe I will learn.

Stormlord's good for that, and you have a good group of friends, and, you know, they made a promise to save you from the thing that took you, and I'm sure they're still looking forward to fulfilling that promise. Yeah. I...

This is going to sound very strange, but... Can I sleep in your room? Not in a weird way, I just seem to... I shared a single room with a lot of family, yes. I may snore. They claim I snore, I don't think it's true. I don't care, I've heard crazy things when I sleep, but I...

I think I'm just kind of scared to sleep alone. Sure, any time. Okay. Kind of scared to sleep alone? Sure, any time. Okay. I'm very excited to help you. I'm excited to help you, too. Okay. I really don't snore. I don't know why they say it.

Well, I do. All right. Do you want to read a little? Before? Sure. I have four hours left. It's about, I'd say at this point, because you guys didn't, I'd say it's about 11. It's not too terribly late.

You could read until three and finish it if you want. Yeah, let's do it. Okay. Staying up late. Do-do-do-do. Yes, snorfin' maker. Snorfin' maker. Caduceus does snore.

100%. Yeah. I think. Caduceus does snore. A hundred percent. But you are engrossed, whether by the dynamic of the writing of this book, the unrecognized enchantment that draws you in and takes hold and has progressively been imprinting upon you the magic it holds, and the occasionally delightful, extremely graphic short stories that are interspersed throughout some of the back pages.

A lot of these for the book. You complete your reading in the book and as you close the final. The books are showing. As you close the final bit. That was a first choice. It was so good. As you close the back of the book,

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Curse you, Dr. Wily. Find that meteor. After an evening's rest in the shore house, you all come back to a morning's wake. Sun, Nott out, because Rosohna. Five miles, let's go. Oh, Jesus. No, no. Come on.

You've got to be fucking kidding me. You said you wanted to get buff, man. You got pissed at me last time. I can smell myself. You'll sweat it out. All right, all right. I'm up, I'm up. Bye, Jorgen. Yasha, as you wake up in the morning, your whole body is sore,

like you'd come out of an extended battle for a period of time, and it's strange, and you're like, ah. And yeah, in a very, very minor Spider-Man transformation, you're slightly more swole than you previously were. Whoa.

So your strength goes up by two. Oh shit! Two? What does it take you to? Uh-huh. Does it take you 20? Delts. No. Traps.

Triceps. Biceps. Go do it. Lats. Quads. Where's that strength at? Let's see, let's see, let's see. Wits.

19. Hamstrings. Yeah. Rhomboids. Coccyx. Sphincter. Go to your ability scores is where you get all that. Yeah, it's not letting us in.

You know what, maybe if I go to, I have an idea. Okay. Yeah, my Sphincter is swarming. So. Shit, over the break, we should have talked about what we're going to do. Yeah, what are you guys going to do? Shit. Hey, Sam, over the break we should have talked about what we're going to do. Yeah, what are you guys going to do? Shit.

Hey, Sam, what are you going to do? We made a to-do list. Josh is going to get that armor. Yeah, let's go there first. Is it going to fit her anymore? Yeah, of course it was bracers. They can expand. But have you seen her wrists now?

Do you ride back at the house? Popeye. Do you ride back at the house? Popeye. Do you ride back at the house like 20 minutes before I do? Five miles is no fucking joke. Can you not hear the music, Sam? But I'm also pretty dope. Okay, there you go. So 30 minutes before I do.

Yasha, if you're awake, let's go get your braces. Wow. Okay. Whoa! What the? What? Talk that way now! Oh my god! Wow.

Yeah, okay. Good night's sleep. Okay. Wow, wow, wow, wow, okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wow. That changes so many things. This is so cool. Whoa, your attacks are going to be better than everything. Yeah, so I need to go get those bracers, but I wonder if maybe they'll give us a deal.

You do not have enough money? Didn't we already pay? Well, I paid half. How much do you owe? About 2,000 bones. How much do you have? I currently have about just under that. Sure, Jester can chip in.

No, no, no, it's, no, I don't want you guys chipping in anymore. I can figure this out. So are we going to figure Heilig? I don't know, I read that book, I finished it, but I feel very different. I got that book from Caleb, you know. I think we may have a spider problem in the house.

We should pass that book around. That extra layer that I had, it's now just like. Yeah, where is that book now, anyway? You have the book. It is, it's here. Oh. Do you want to read it, Fjord, since you gave it to me? I mean, it's clearly got some sort of a regiment

you're benefiting from. You know what's weird about it is like- Can I borrow your P90X discs? It's got words in it, but it seems just kind of lame now. Nah, like not magical anymore. It seems like when I was looking through it again this morning that the only thing that's stuck

is the sexy bits. Still has smut in it. You can read it for it. There's some good stuff in there. I thought I found a recipe for something in there, too. Yeah. Yeah, some stuff in there I've never tried. I love a hot shower after a really long workout,

you know, where you just sit in the shower for... Shower. Hey, Yasha. Shower. Yeah, I think I just must've had a good workout. Are we commenting on this? Are we talking about this? We're talking about it, yeah. Not blaming spiders.

I just wasn't sure if I should be coy or not. How did this happen on the night? I don't know. I didn't work out in my sleep or anything. I think maybe it was something that I ate. Like, you know when you're prepping for something and then, like I've heard, sometimes. Carbo loading?

There was a lot of carbs in that meal. I did use a lot of carbs in that meal. It was a very, I did use, I used a lot of yams. There was a lot of, maybe you ate poorly with Obann and now with Caduceus, you know, after a couple. Yeah. You should switch to gluten-free water. It was like a meat yam. Disgusting.

I have been working out since 6 AM and fucking she wakes up like that? You look great, Beau. I'll make some more Brussels sprouts, whatever's necessary. You're so cut. Thank you. I mean, I learned a lot of, It suits your body, you know?

Like, you're perfect just the way you are. You look like diamonds. You know what, maybe Asimov's have a second puberty. You know, like you just hit it. You just hit it last night. How old are you? I actually don't really know. like you just hit it. You just hit it last night. How old are you? I actually don't really know. There you go. You just hit it.

Yeah. It's possible. I don't know much about... Do you smell worse? Like, did your BO just through the roof? How do you smell? I smell like a crayon. It's a good smell. You know.

All the things to zero. It's a good smell. We all went there immediately. There's a reason for that in a story I will tell you all later. All right. Wait, what? What? Deep backstory cut. Do you know?

It's a deep story. Do we have taste in it also, when I tell them? I kind of want to know what Kynja tells right now. On our way, we'll go get the bracers. We're walking in time. Okay. Yeah. So as a group, you leave the house

and make your way towards the Marble Tomes Conservatory. Kael, go. Don't talk to me, but Kael's going to do research at home with the spell stuff. Okay, gotcha. Okay. So you go ahead and make your way towards the Marble Tomes Conservatory, referring to a different clerk,

but within a short period of time, you are brought to the door of the familiar face of Enchanter Yun, who steps out after being summoned. Oh, hello, there is quite a few people here, it appears. Yeah. But you've returned. Yes, I have returned.

I have returned and I came to pick up the bracers if they are ready, but. They are ready. How much did I owe again? Was it? Let me check. Okay. He goes and steps back in, and you look through the crack in the door. There's a bunch of shelves containing all sorts of jars and various

collected materials that are probably used in the enchantment process, so the creation of various enchanted items. Eventually, he comes back about a minute later and goes, Here on the registry, we have you still owing 2,000 gold pieces. Okay, that is what I thought. Okay, so I might not be ready to pick them up.

No, she's ready, she's ready. She's absolutely ready. I'm going to give you what I have, which is, I have, here's 1,710 gold pieces. Well, here's 1,710 gold pieces. Well, here's 200 more gold. And here's the other 110. Mm? No, we don't need that.

Yeah, this is all that's left. 200 and 90 is left. Yep. I promise I will not see you. That's everything. He just accepts all the gold. Very well. I will retrieve all the gold. Very well. I will retrieve them for you now.

Okay. Leaves and comes back. The bracers that you had originally commissioned provided as part of it. Oh, wait. So I can use that? Oh, it was counted in there. I understand. Yeah.

Okay. So it returns with the bracers. I don't understand money. It's okay. As they were originally commissioned, now you see they've been intricately designed upon. There's all sorts of incredible scrolling and shapes that looks almost like swirling flames across the sides of the metal.

They look beautiful. Polished, fresh, new, unworn, and presents them to you. He goes, just to make sure you are aware, that equipment you are wearing with the horns, they're not compatible together. You would have to, if you're intending to use these yourself, or you can give them to somebody else

as a gift, maybe, but just so you're aware. Okay. Of course. Yes. I'll... Good day. What does your armor do? I know it's like that armor that you were made to wear before, but is it like special armor or something?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. They sold what now? Enchanter Yun, it doesn't sell things, necessarily. It is a partially, well, from what you would know, from Caleb's interaction there, it's partially a conservatory for teaching the enchantment and the creation of magical items,

but they do commissions as well. What does it do? The braziers. I think they just... Protection? I don't, you know. We have a... Paper? Card? Card, paper?

Are they just a brazier's place to put them? of a card, paper? Are they just a bracers plus a card? Bracers of Defense is what they are in D&D Beyond. So that would be... That's what I have. That is what you have? Yeah. It gives a plus one to you. Plus two to your armor class.

As long as you're not wearing armor. So what's your unarmored? Gosh, I wonder if somebody else should do this. Well, it's an easy way to see, actually. Let's just go to your, let's just remove that. That's not right. Oh, it's open. Remove. Oh, just. So it's the same.

It's the same. But now you don't have to wear that awful armor that Obann made you wear. Is that why you smell like a crab? Is it the armor? I don't think so. Why do you smell like a crab? Gosh, I don't know what to do.

Does her armor actually have that funky thing where she wears no armor or her AC's higher, unarmored? Depends. She gets to add her dexterity and her constitution modifier without armor. Mm. Oh. Is how it works. So way better without armor.

Well, it depends on how high your dexterity and constitution is. I need to think about this. Well, the other. Plus the bracers, you'll go back up to 17. Yeah, they're both the other. Well, plus the bracers, you'll go back up to 17. Yeah, they're both the same. This one, this is, this is.

Just other stuff, though? Yeah. That's true. I need to think about this for a second. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I need to think about this for a little bit. Sure. Okay. Caduceus, is there anything we need to think about this for a little bit. Sure. Okay. Caduceus. Is there anything we need to pick up on our,

as we prepare to voyage? I mean, we obviously have to go back and get Caleb and stuff, but I mean, do you have a preferable? I'd say no to a diamond, but other than that. That's true, we could use some diamonds. How many? As many as we can get. As many as we can find. Because, you know, we could use some diamonds. How many? As many as we can get.

Because, you know, we, they have to be good diamonds, not they can just be little binky diamonds. Give me two hours. We need a 300 and a 500 worth. I'll go buy them. Aw. I guess.

You going on a shopping trip on your lonesome? Do you want some company? Sure. I'll go with it. All righty. Looking for diamonds. Easy enough to find, you return to an individual known as Beshturman, who you had previously had an encounter with.

You'd like to go to the Turman's Tinctures and Tonics. You return to this unique shop run by a duergar figure. This little stocky, red crew cut figure. This giant, like, of a red beard. Dark duergar skin as you walk in, this giant, like, of a red beard. You know, dark duergar skin as you walk in, and he goes like,

Hey, can I help you? Oh, hi. You're a jeweler, correct? No, but I can get you jewels? That's all we need. We're returning patrons. Yes, we've been. Right, right, I recognize you, okay.

What's your name again? I'm sorry. Bish. Bish, that's right, Bish. You just call me Terman. That's what most folks say. Is that your last name? Aye. Oh, Bish Terman.

Terman. Yes, we're interested in some fine jewels. So what are you looking for? Two diamonds. How big? Yes, we're interested in some fine jewels. So what you looking for? Two diamonds. How big? Like this and that. You point out the specific sizes that previous pals have, but they're not too big.

They're not like giant handheld things. Okay, I have to ask around. Might take a few hours, but I can look into it. Oh, you don't have them on site? No, I'm not a jeweller, but I know people who are jewellers, and I can get those for you. I'll get a splint. So you're a middleman?

Aye, for certain things. We could just go straight to the jeweller, then, and maybe get... Do you know where the jewellers are? I don't, but if you told me where they were, I think... But then I'd be screwing myself out of some coin, wouldn't I? This gentleman's connections are worth a coin. Ah, that's a smart little half-orc, eh? Not little, all right?

I ran five miles this morning, it's a process. Congratulations. Thank you. I think we should pay this gentleman. We have to pay now or upon delivery? You can pay now if you want to, but um. How about later? Go and pick up, all right, I'll see what I can find. Thank you.

No worries, and if the nuts are interesting, we've got all sorts of delightful tonics and bombs and salves and things to help with indigestion. We've got things to, we've got all sorts of things. He starts to point across the room and there's just things with little labels on them. Is it a heat chip? It's a heat.

Did you, those are potions that you have, right, Fjord? All of these? Yes. Do you own those? No, I believe they belong to the group. But I mean, have you passed them out? I don't think so. I don't think so. Are you guys, they're consolidated right now, is what I'm saying. We don't need any more of mine.

Nope, we're good. Any magical potions or magical oils? Yeah. Most of it's topical. You know, folks here don't get a whole lot of sunlight, so for those that want it, I've got a few things to help just get some good vitamins in the top surface. Let's see.

Things magical. Lemonade rub. Yeah. I got some willow shade oil. What's that do? What's that? It's very rare fruit. It comes from the willow shade plant.

It's harvested far to the west. Outside of, I I think Thalen In the Menagerie Coast Had it set over This when you put it on You don't put it on in advance if you want to A little bit I'm sure it'll feel a bit tingly

But there are things and dangers out there That make your skin get all cracky And turn to stone Supposedly it helps with that It helps against things that turn your skin to stone. I think so. We're looking for basilisk oil, remember? You should get it.

Is it basilisk oil? No, it's from a fruit. Yeah. It's like an acai berry. It's all the craze right now. How much does that cost? I've got two, and it's 40 gold apiece. Oh, that seems reasonable. Fjord, pay the gentleman.

You got it. 80 gold, thank you very much. Willow wisp, what is it? Willow bark. Willow. Willow shade oil. Willow shade oil. You got two of those you can mark. Great. Willow shade oil. Look at that.

Not cool. Thank you, we'll see you can mark. Great. A little shade of oil. Look at that. That's cool. Thank you! We'll see you in a few hours. While they're off doing that, I'm going to search out somewhere to look for something like beard oil, something that can make beards grow. Magic beard oil?

Can't make beards grow in D beard oil? Go ahead and make. Can't make beards grow in D&D, everyone knows. Make an investigation, Shurik, I'll say. Eight! Eight. About 20 minutes after they leave, Terman's tinctures and tonics. Figures much? You end up in the same place.

Hey, can I help you now? Hi, yes, I am looking for some, like, oil or something you put on your face to make a beard grow better. Aye, that we've got. Oh, really? I print how many applications you're looking for, but we've got some in big vials, small vials,

or so it's a, sorry, it's my assistant. She's delivering snacks for the time being. applications you're looking for, but we've got some in big vials, small vials, all sorts of... Sorry, it's my assistant, she's delivering snacks for the time being. Oh, wonderful! What kind of snacks? They're not for you. I don't know. But how much are you looking for? Would you like a big vial? I don't know, it's just for one person's beard, but I don't know how much work it's going to take to really get it to grow, you know.

Are they perhaps, I don't know, a door guard? No. Well, it's going to be a tough push for a beard no matter who they are. I recommend getting a larger vial. How much is that? That would be somewhere around 100 to 150 applications, and it takes about standard non-Jurgar lineage individuals

about half that amount to grow a full beard in a short period of time. So I'd say that puts you about 55 gold. And then what do they do? Put it on three times a day or like? In the morning when they wake up and at night before they go to sleep. Okay.

And then so how long will it take to grow a beard then? Depends on who it is, but it'll be thrice as fast as it would be normally. Most likely. Or it could just be like a normal beard growth, because isn't that how long it normally takes? I don't know, I don't have a beard. Trust me.

Okay. All right. 50 gold, you said? I don't know, I don't have a beard. Trust me. Okay. All right. 50 gold, you said? 55. 55. This could death land well. I get a giant vial of oil.

Of beard oil. God, the juxtaposition to Vex is just stellar. So great, isn't it? Heck yeah. Okay. This is fine. You're going. Thank you so much.

Of course, any time. You need more of that, if you got more friends who's trying to grow out something fancy like this, you let me know. Okay. While this is happening, you're doing your research, Caleb. Go ahead and roll an arcana check. There you go, this is on, oh, I've already cast Fortune's Favor on myself.

All righty. So this is for Nott's problem. Burning Wind of Peace. Yes. Here goes Fortune's Favor, see if I can do better. Both 13, so that is a 23. That's the worst. A 23? You get to a point in this equation

where you begin to see the light at the end of the tunnel of its design. Elements of it are still escaping you a bit, and the materials that are going to be needed to experiment with the development of this is going to start getting a little, start costing you some money. While they're in this, you could rush out

and pick up supplies. I'd say to continue this thread, it would cost you about 250 gold pieces to get everything you need to experiment with this next portion of the equation. I will do that. I will go running out, help to skelter papers. Is it enough to find based on the materials

you've already tried to gather in the city? You come back, slam the door shut, you're in that obsessive, beautiful mind mode. Yeah. Focusing on it. Magic stuff! Continuing to push towards its development, it's getting close, and there's that element

of a breakthrough around the corner that's bothering you, because it's eluding you, but you can sense it now. You know you're not terribly far off from a design completion, as to whether or not it will succeed, who knows, and what path it'll take for you to get there. But that's about as far as you can reach with your Mourning Attempt.

Great, good. Two more sessions, and I'm back. That's it, I'm good. Two more sessions, I'm back. That's it, I'm calling it right now. Oh my god. All right, so the rest of you. I'm going to call it Nott's Proof. I'm gone. Name it after Nott's equation. Nott's Berry Farm.

So you guys have gathered your things. If there's anything else you want to try and accomplish in Rosohna, otherwise you can return to the Xhorhaus. Good return. So you guys have gathered your things. If there's anything else you want to try and accomplish in Rosohna, otherwise you can return to the Xhorhaus. Good to return. I guess I've been with Caduceus, because he went home.

I'm just, uh. Do you want me to help you pack? Yeah, I'm just upstairs. Do you need anything? Taking care of the trees, making sure the plants are all right, picking anything that I want to bring with me. I am so fucking bored. Let me do something, please, for the love of gods.

You're bored? Yeah. Oh, that's good, it builds character. Yeah, come on in. Okay. Just going to garden for a little while. We can garden. This guy's gardened a bit. Go back in a few hours, see if the diamonds are ready. There is one diamond worth 300 gold,

and there is one worth 50 gold, smaller one. Doesn't help us. 300. I'll take the 300. Ooh, all right then. And the smaller one, it's perfect for tiny jewels and gifts. It is really nice. That is...

50 gold, it's just like a little one. Oh, well, look at it. It's a little one, a little grain of diamond. I wonder if I have, if only Jester were here, she could tell me if that's useful. I'll take that one, too. There you go. 350?

All right. Okay. Done. Bye, thank you, Beth, Bess, Beshtaren. Tarmen, just go, Tarmen. Yeah, Bish. Let's go, Bish. Let's go, Bish. Catch me outside. While you guys are returning, a voice comes to your mind, Jester.

This is Ludinus. Oh shit. To notify that Vence has been found and incarcerated. Oh! Interrogations will progress. The negotiation is accepted. A follow-up message continues this thread.

The perceived transgressions of the Mighty Nein have been absolved. The negotiation is outlined to occur in four weeks. Whoa. Cutting it close. Third message comes through. Prolonging the ceasefire as the naval forces on both sides are gathered and outfitted for travel.

Additional message. To the agreed upon neutral location in the Lucidian Ocean. That's the completion of the update. Wow. I tell everyone all of it! Get in, loser, we're torturing people. Four weeks. Four weeks.

When was Traveler Con, five? Five weeks-ish. It's perfect, it's close by. We go, we do that, and then our reward, our vacation, is Traveler Con. Yeah, it's perfect. Okay. It's dope. But we should start heading down that way now.

Get the boat. In case we get waylaid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, by the way, here's a diamond. Oh, sweet! What can that do? Can that do, can that keep? Well, the 300 gold, that can bring somebody back to life, is what it can do. Good.

The debt is repaid. Woo! Thank you for saving my life before. Well, you don't, it's not a debt. No, it is. I know it's not, because I just paid it back. Do you have a diamond already? I have a 350, so if you have a...

I only have a 500. So you need a three, so if you have a... I only have a 500. So you need a three, take another 350 then. I'll take the 300 one. Well, it's a 350 diamond, right? Or a 300 gold diamond and a 50 gold diamond. Yeah. Well, you don't need the other 50 gold diamond. We don't know what that does. I'm keeping the 50.

Yeah, okay. Come on, we're not sleeping. Unless you need it? No. Yeah, that's fine. Nott smiles real big. It's shoved between two teeth. Ah! I get, it looks infected.

I don't know. Oh no. Tattooed. As you return, Caleb has been shut into his research facility, and you can hear the clattering around. You are in that mad place of close, but there's a blockage, and you're trying desperately

to find a way around that inspiration block. Come here! I pull her and I dance around. Look at this, look at this, look here. I spent a couple of hours, and then I ran out, and I had to bring some components back. And I bypassed the hold that was keeping it from locking in place, and I can't do it yet,

but I think I know a way that I could know, but not yet. Does that make sense? Doc, doc, doc! Caleb, were you eating those? Because that was a baking experiment gone horribly wrong. I used way too much sugar. Those cookies are fantastic. More of them. This is just... Great nut. Great nut.

That was a good one. Yep, yep, go for it. Donut reward. 1.21 giganuts. The Libyans? All right. This is amazing, thank you, Caleb. The end result is that I don't know how it works.

But I... You know how these things go. No, but this is progress. We're so close, you're so close. You are so close. Great! That's what she said. We're so close, you're so close. You are so close. Great. That's what she said. I think that's pretty important.

Is it? Walk out here with me. Cuff her by the face. A little bit longer. A little bit longer. Maybe, Essek, you help me, we will have it. All right, all right. You believe me?

Of course I believe you, yes. Good, thank you. Oh! Shuts myself in. Okay. Wait. We have to go. We're going to go. Oh yeah, we're leaving. I need an hour! Okay.

Oh, oh, in that hour, I'm just going to run out to the store and see if I can find somewhere where I can buy a bunch of green cloaks. Sure. How many green cloaks do you want to buy? Like, as many as they have. Every green cloak in the kingdom! Where's the supply sergeant?

Armadillo and Sir Flux. I remember there's a store where it's a bunch of, you know, like when you go to the Ren Faire and there's all bunch of The green cloak store? Yeah, the green cloak section. Yeah, okay. I'll say... Or just a bunch of green fabric, I can do that, too.

Green fabric is easier. Cloaks, you can find a dozen. 12 green cloaks of slightly varying shades, but all green. Some come in plastic bags, bags, very iffy. Yeah, like satin. Should I put an add-on on this? For the 12 of them, it'll cost you, we'll say,

five gold pieces altogether. And for additional material, they're not super fancy cloaks, but they're decent enough to still cost a fair sum. Yeah, pretty much. Party city. Material, you can purchase enough material for 20 cloaks if you'd like,

and that'll run you just material-wise about an additional six gold. Okay. Then all that fabric will fit in my haversack? It will, but it would push in the limits of one of the pouches. There's some stuff in there. You don't need 20 acolytes, you only need 12.

Well. Of varying sizes. In fact, for the haversack, it might be a little tough because the bolts are pretty long and the haversack has limitations on the pocket size. Might be something you have to consider with the back of holding. Okay, I can just carry them. Okay, well, I'm just going to get the additional

six gold worth of fabric, just in case. So we'll say four bolts of green fabric is what you can put down. I hate going to the Fabric District. It's too much. You love going to the Fabric District. I like going to the clothing, well, yeah. Raw bolts.

Raw bolts. I like going to the Fabric District. Do you have enough gold? No, I do. Wait, okay, but platinum is equals 10 gold. Yeah, correct. I thought if I just subtracted the gold, it would automatically make my platinum go down.

You can get change, right? That's what I thought. I mean, with the seller. What's the platinum to gold exchange rate, Alexandra? 10 gold per platinum. It changes per day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the gold exchange rate, Alexandria? 10 gold per platinum. Exchanges per day. 10.01. Doesn't have to keep tabs on that.

One platinum, I can add 100 gold. Sending it into a dive. 10 gold for platinum. 10 gold, right. Okay, so 10 gold and one platinum and one gold will pay for both the cloaks and the bolt. Okay. Ooh, gooey. Sugar. That has the bolt. Okay. Ooh, gooey. Sugar.

That is doing nine gold, okay. Got it. All right, I was up, okay. We're leaving. Okay. I see you real quick. I want to go up to my room just alone. Okay. I'm going to close the door, make sure that it's locked.

And am I able to take off the breastplate? Yeah, you are. Takes a little bit to do yourself, but probably five minutes to pull off. Okay. I'm going to put it back on. Okay. Then I go downstairs. Okay.

Did it say Crayola underneath? No. No. All right, so what do you guys want to do? We are preparing to go on a quest. Yeah. Caduceus, where do we go? Where's the map?

There's no reason to check back into the Empire, right? We're good for a bit. Is that four weeks? All right. Did you respond to them? Oh, I should respond. I'm going to send a message back. Oh, but I could have responded to his message. Yes. So yes,

I would have redone that and said, Cool, good to know, everything's good here. We are doing what you said, and we'll let them know about the meetup, and it's all good to go. Okay. Make an intelligence check, Caleb. Oh shit.

White Dawn Lagoon? We're going. I roll terrible in this campaign. 13 total. 26. Rolled a three. You might have the map. Which map? I'm trying to find the right map. I have a map!

The White Dawn Lagoon is at the very, very bottom of that map. Yeah, White Dawn Lagoon. It is a challenge to get to from where you are. So you have to figure out what your best, if that's where you're heading next, then consider your course of travel. Essek! We could. This is in

the Dynasty? Yeah, so it's south of where we are right now. So would it be best to leave from the Menagerie coast and take the boat, perhaps? Maybe. Oh, wow. That's not a good idea. Instead of going across the lake? Straight to you. Doesn't that connect?

Yeah. If you go from Nicodranas, you'd head south past Rumblecusp, Uruquesil, and then you continue to go west, and you'll eventually get there. But it'll take a while via ship. Specifically, if you're going a fast pace, or actually no, it's just a regular pace on the ship there,

about four miles an hour. Although for your longship, it'd be like three miles an hour, actually, because you're not a galley, you're a longship. So three miles an hour, it's what you're looking to be traveling at. The distance around is, I have to check with the hang phone.

It's going to be a few hundred miles. How long? Yeah. A few hundred miles. Maybe we should travel magically. But we still have to get our boat there. Yeah, but we can't do that in a... No, we have to tell Orly to get our boat to meet us if we're going to, and that'll still take him.

Well, we should send him now. We should at least let Orly know where he needs to be when. So why should I tell him to meet us? Well, probably board the Menagerie Coast to head to where the meeting's going to be, so however long, with a little time extra. So tell him to meet us at the Menagerie Coast

in three weeks? And then we just bamf to Menagerie Coast? I mean, yeah, ideally it would be Essek to wherever we need to go, Caleb to the Menagerie Coast. Where are we right now? In the boat to wherever we need to go. But then he said the boat is going to take,

to the meetup point, the boat will take a few hundred miles? To the city and ocean, which is 100 miles away? The Menagerie Coast should have a... It's really not going to be quicker to go by boat than to walk? Or ride. Well, we got to get horses? We can go ahead and get some mountains.

End of the chapter. Horses, we could get more boundaries. No, but so where we're going right now is not where the Traveler Con is. No, we're going to Caduceus' place first. Yes, so we don't need the boat there at all. No, but we just need to tell the boat where to meet us because it's going to take a while

from wherever we go to get to the meetup, right? Yeah. Unless we, because we don't know where the meetup point is Right? Yeah. Unless we, because we're, we don't know where the meetup point is yet, though, right? That's part of the problem. Well, I thought we did. I thought he just told me where the meetup point was. Well, it was off of, we were meeting in

the Menagerie in Nicodranas and then setting port from Nicodranas. Is that what's happening? Matt, Diya, Molly, you're already calculating something. What is that? What is your question? I can't remember, did we name a specific place or just a region at this point for what we're doing? You named a center point between Nicodranas

and the White Dawn Lagoon. To be determined? It is to be determined by, and they're going to notify you as soon as they figure out the specifics there. There is no landfall, it is they figure out the specifics there. Okay. There is no landfall. It is to be at sea on ship. Okay.

It's going to be just south of the southernmost portion of the Ashkeeper Peaks is generally where it's going to be. Which is also where the White-Eyed Lagoon is. It's about 300 miles ride from Nicodranas via standard ship, which is why it's taking four weeks to arrange this based on the location you guys chose. All the naval forces of both sides that are going to be present here

are all preparing, getting things ready, and then doing an extended travel there. Hence why it's taking four weeks before this arrangement happens. Okay. That is where it stands. To the Whitedawn Lagoon from Nicodranas, it's going to be roughly 450 miles to travel.

What's our closest point of comfortable teleportation with what we have now from the Whitedawn Lagoon? You're looking at either Nicodranas or Asarius. Where is Asarius? It's north of Nicodranas or Asarius. Where is Asarius? It's north of Nicodranas, right? Where's Nicodranas? We all have this map. That's the Empire over there.

Yeah, the Empire map is not on there. But, yeah. Is it on Xhorhas? Asarius? Asarius is on the Xhorhas map, yes. It is in the center north area. So we want to travel south, and we want our boat to start traveling now to pick us up just on the coast underneath

where we're going for CADs. Yeah. Which isn't it. Because we need to be where for you? Here? No, for you. It is the lagoon. Yeah, the Whitetown Lagoon is where we're going.

Oh shit. We'll send Orly to the southern tip. Of the Whitetown Lagoon? Yeah. Yeah, it's the White Dawn Lagoon is where we're going. Oh shit. So send Olly to the southern tip. Of the White Dawn Lagoon? Yeah. Okay, I'm going to tap. That's for your teleportation as well. You guys have been to the Lotus Den Greenwood, that is where you battled. Hell yeah, we could bamf there.

We don't have a circle. We can go there. But Essek could take us. Essek took you there last time. Yeah. Say that, what was it? Essek took you guys there last time. He likes us now, he could take this. We could get it last time. Yeah. Say that, what was that? I say took you guys there last time. He likes us now, he could take us.

There's a pass. The Lugani's where we chased. What is a barren show? Yasha and Obann, right? Yeah. Okay. And the love is dead. Yeah. That's right.

Sarius is right here. That's really far. I mean. Yeah, let's get Essek and go by magic, this is crazy. Let's go to his house, let's go to his house, show us where his house is. Okay, we can do that. Oh boy. Are we ready to go? Let's go.

Yep, let's go, bye. So you're gathering our materials and getting ready to move? We're splitting. Okay. Is that cool? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Beauregard and Caleb will lead the group over to Essek's Towers. Banting straight to the lagoon.

All right. Yes, we can. Okay. You pack up your materials and make your way across the neighborhood to the outside of Essek's property. For most of you, aside from the two of you, this is your first time seeing it, and its unique splendor presented before you. You come to the front gate, the gate is closed.

Should we send a message? Yeah, I'll send him a message. Hey, Essek, we're out front of your house. We're just wondering if you want to have breakfast with us in your house and also take us somewhere? I just start waving towards the house. That doesn't go through on the message. He might point his peeks out.

He comes back and goes, I was wondering whether or not you were going to stop by today. There's a brief pause and you see on one of the walkways from one of the towers, you see a figure step out and look over. See, see. Oh, of course. Kind of gives a figure step out and look over. See, see. Oh, of course.

Kind of gives a nod and then continues into the next tower and then eventually emerges from below. Essek approaches, waves a hand, and the gate opens and lets you guys in. Yay! Come, come. Allow me to. It's all right, I'm late. Oh, it is all right.

I do have some food prepared as a return favor for the delicious dinner. Thank you, Caduceus. This way, please. Yay! Leads you into this, what appears to be a foyer-ish type chamber with nice furniture curved on the edges of it. The smell, when you come inside, is very

strangely herbal. It has a very earthy, herbal smell to the air there with a bit of, one thing I describe as a hint of electrical fire, something like that sort of smell. But there are these beautiful, almost glass-like stares that emerge from the wall that don't have a hard set connecting to them.

They're just free-floating, it seems, outside of the stone wall. They're just translucent steps that lead up the spiral of the tower you're in. Wow. Ultra-modern, I was going to say. Yeah. Let me take care of this for you,

and he waves his hand for a second. He watches the chairs and the furniture scoots from the edges into the center, forming a little seating area. Table scoots in. Caleb, you should learn to do that. That's really impressive. I can do an approximation of it, but it's a little more herky-jucky than that.

Big cat paw pushes it over. Oh, that's true, yeah. Eventually, it brings some food into two of them. Ah. So, yeah. How do I do this? How was your day? Really great so far. We did some shopping, some errands,

we're going on a trip. Oh. We've arranged, we're going on a trip. Oh, very nice. We've received word of some of the details of this meeting. Yeah, they found Vence. Ah, that is good news. It appears now both sides have a cultist of some esteem in our midst

that bodes well for the negotiations. Should I just tell you? They said the negotiation's good to go. Everyone's getting ready. Hmm. Four weeks. Four weeks. They've probably notified at least someone in the council, but I will pass this on as well.

Four weeks, very well. Did you bring that project you were working on? I have it with me all the time, yeah. Do you want to eat first and then maybe? Yeah, let's eat. Or you can eat and we can take a look at it. How was your day? Fine, I've been here.

Do you go out or during the day do you go shopping and stuff? When necessary. Do you float in your house or do you go shopping and stuff? When necessary. Do you float in your house, or do you walk in your house? Does he float in his house? He's currently floating, and as soon as you say that,

he goes. You don't have to float around us, man. It's cool. It's a habit. You should walk with, what is it, a swagger. You could show him how to walk with swagger. I could totally teach you swagger. Like your ring walk, you know, like how you prep without ring.

Want me to teach you swagger? I don't know what that is. You know, cess? Fucking crack it out, let's go. You know? What are you miming? What is, no, I just want to know. All gone.

All gone. All gone. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Strip. Yeah, do what she does.

It's, you know, Vogue. I'm good, thank you. Oh, come on. I follow Beau around the room. Wow. Very well. Can I have a look at your notes? You know this trick, right? You know this one?

You push up. Essek. Essek. His focus is completely obscuring his torso, and he's like, up. Essek, Essek. His focus is completely obscuring his torso. He's like, Essek, yeah? Yeah. You're making him uncomfortable. You're making him uncomfortable. Stormlord, Thunder and Lightning. Swag.

There are cheeses. I am so excited for cheese. This is good. What kind of pastries? Are we talking good pastries? They're like some small wafer cookies, nothing too super sweet. You're a little disappointed.

They're okay. Dry up the mouth a little bit. That's pretty good disappointment. They're functional. Show them. Grandma gives you vanilla wafers, and you're like, mm. Right here over.

Yeah, show them the book. All right, so Caleb starts to move food and drink out of the way because he doesn't want to harm any of the notes. Come to my laboratory, it would be easier. Should we all go? No, no. Just them? No, just me. Yeah, just feed your ferret

your crackers or whatever. All right, eat for a second. Not your ferret the old crackers or whatever. All righty, for a second. Not. Let this be here. Of course. He leads you up the stairs, gliding for the first few steps, and then stops and then starts actually taking steps. You can see there's a bit of a disjointed aspect to it.

You see him trying to change his instinctual behavior around you. I think he gets really tired when he's walking upstairs now because he's not used to doing it. So when he's forced to do it, it's like... Cool. He doesn't want to act winded,

but he's probably really out of breath by the time he gets to the top. You head up to a secondary floor. This one has a window that overlooks that part of the neighborhood. There are a number of shelves with books. There are some small glass cases that contain what looks to be keepsakes or objects that are just out of view. He leads you to one of two doors that opens up into one of those pathways

that connects towers and leads you to the tallest tower. From there, you go into a mid-chamber of this next structure. Within here, the smell itself is almost saccharine sweet, but has a very chemical smell to it. You recognize it as an alchemist. There are a lot of elements here that remind you of very sweet but caustic chemicals that are used in the creation of potions, that are used in the creation of compounds

that can break down metals and other such things. It's a mixture here. Some alchemy or elements close to it are done in here. But it leads you up another set of stairs to a tall chamber beneath where you imagine that strange, moving, spherical series of rings where on the top. As you head into this final room,

the entire chamber itself has these deep grooves dug into stone across from edge to edge, and you immediately recognize it. It is, I mean, it's hundreds and hundreds of lines. It looks like someone has just dug every possible line path connecting element here, and for certain magicians or sorcerers, practitioners of magic, this is essentially

a bunch of preset grooves that most basic and advanced runic circles can be drawn within here with whatever materials very quickly. This is beautiful. All the candles immediately light as you all step inside. Are we all there, or just the two of them? Just the two of them.

I can't help it, I will always love the architecture of a tower. We stick with them for a reason, it seems, as haggard as it may be. Come, come, set it down. And he, like, Closer to the heavens. I start laying stuff out.

So this is what we acquired. This is very old. These are unfinished, but much to be gleaned. And I've done my best with them. And I lay out all of Halas' stuff. And then here is. He takes his mantle off and sets it aside and comes over to join you as you guys start laying it out.

You see him, he's listening to you with one ear, and the rest of his mind is in the process of taking in the extent of what you've already drawn and connected. And Caleb recognizes that and says, okay, so while you're taking that in, Nott, help me roll this out. And here is what Nott and I have been working on.

This is my approximation. I've tried to fill in some of the blanks, and this particular Nott was hard to unravel, but we did. And I know that I'm close, but I am sure I am missing something. Yeah, but he's got that look in his eye. He's close. I can see that look.

All right, I have some ideas. He walks over to his shelf and starts plumbing through different compounds and pulling out elements and taking out some additional books under his arm and basically gets down on the floor with the two of you and begins attempting to continue this. You guys are having your cheeses and your snack. We're practicing our swaggers. About 40 minutes rolls by, they've been gone, and you guys are having your cheeses and your snack. We're practicing our swathers.

About 40 minutes rolls by, they've been gone, and you guys have been sitting there and waiting and talking, and they have just not returned. Looking around his place. There's a red button to push somewhere around here. I don't want to touch anything, but doing the looky looks. Speak for yourself.

Okay. I just don't want to, you know, he'll know, right? Boop! Ah! It's not your face. What do we find? Roll an investigation, or maybe a perception check if you're just looking around.

You're looking in his bookshelf, or are you going to the bathroom, like, looking in the medicine cabinet to see what weird medicine he takes? It's like the medicine cabinet type of stuff. What's the screen? Is that a difference between medicine cabinet versus just looking?

Well, what do you mean? That type of stuff. What's the screen? Is that a difference between medicine cabinet versus just looking? Well, what do you mean? You find his bedroom and locate his bathroom. Yeah, there's a difference between being like, what room is this? Oh, master bath, and being like, I'm going to go pee, and being like, ooh, behind the medicine cabinet. That's some shady shit. That is some shady shit.

I do that to every house I go to. You know that. If you invite me over, I'm going to look at all shady shit. That is some shady shit. I do that to every house I go to. You know that. If you invite me over, I'm going to look at all your shit. So disappointed by the medicated shampoo. That's why I always put a note in Medicine Cabinet whenever you come over to the Society. Okay. All right.

You head upstairs, or in the chamber you're in right here, you can see plainly, most of it's just furniture. It's a hosting chamber, it seems. A lot of it's dusty. It's generally just furniture and decor. Do you go into the staircase above? Just where are you going? Think for yourself, what are you doing?

Well, I figure we could divide and conquer. I'll go upstairs. Okay. You head up into Roll Hall. Oh, that's the end of the meeting. End of Beau right there. This is the next chamber,

this is where you see there are bookshelves aligned in this area. There are the two doorways, they're closed, that lead out of the tower to those walkways you thought you had seen. There are a couple of small glass cases that are off to the side. What's with those glass cases?

You go ahead and look within. One of them contains a rod, maybe about a foot and a half long. The other one, glancing inside, you can see there's two books that are locked. The actual physical lock holding them closed. Can I see, do they have a name, title? Do you know Undercummon?

Yes, I do now. You do. What? Glancing at one of them, it goes into, or the title at least, and only one of them has a title. The other one is just a plain leather binding, like a deep, deep leather, but there's no actual title.

The first one you look over, and it says in Undercommon the equivalent of the connecting nether between the elements. You're not quite sure what that refers to or what the contents might be toying with, but it seems to be something referring to the elements. Okay. Dark Matter shit. All right, cool.

Anything else I can check out? Do I have time? No double doors. There's the two doors. And then what else? Bookshelves? Bookshelves. I just peek out the two doors. And then what else? Bookshelves? Bookshelves. I just peek out the two doors, do a little crack and a click. Neither of the doors open. They are closed and they are locked.

All right, back to the bookshelves. Do a quick scan. Okay, it's all manner of collection, all in Undercommon, for the most part. A couple of spattering of common books. Some of them are history, some of them deal with studies of chemical compounds, some of them deal with historical recollections of the Age of Arcanum and what elements have been collected

from what ruins have been found and uncovered, writings of prominent figures during that time period. You see one that deals with of prominent figures during that time period. You see one that deals with the various societies and races of Xhorhas and the social dynamics pre and post Dynasty involvement. These are just the things you see. It's a wide variety of books. Okay, okay, okay.

I just head back downstairs and I relay what I found to Fjord. It's a wide variety of books. Okay, okay, okay. I just head back downstairs, and I relay what I found of four glass cases, books. Man. Brad. That's so tempting, but I mean, we just established a friendship. I don't want to be a team.

All right, then. I'm just being nosy. What did you find? Nothing, he has no guests ever. There's nothing in here. It's just kind of bland. I like it. I think. There's nothing in here. It's just kind of bland. I like it. I think it's really nice in here.

Mm. Simple. It's got nice staircases. It's a very nice staircase. I'm going to take out my harp and play a little. Okay. I'm going to dance while she's playing the harp. Okay.

I'm going to take out my flute. Swaggerly dancing. There's got to be something about this guy. So she swaggerly dances and starts playing the harp. The beautiful sound fills the chamber, and then Bone and Flute starts playing. Oh, no, I'm not going to actually play it. Oh, you're not going to actually play it?

Okay. I know. In the end term, go ahead and make an arcana check with advantage. Is it all right if I, oh, with advantage, great. No need, no need. Come on. Come on. Roll that shit.

Okay, cool, cool. Are we doing Dr. Claw versus? Intelligence or arcana, as you say? Arcana. 28. Yes! Whoa! Showing off in front of Essek. Big wizard energy. The three of you begin to sink

and one person will posit a question where they're at a point in the equation and the next finishes it. They make eye contact and smile, grab something, finish that line, grab this piece of paper, toss it to you, this equation finishes, and rapidly, the three of you become fervid researchers on the cusp of a breakthrough.

By the close of the hour, the moment hits where the equation connects. The spell is complete. Oh! Oh! Oh! Essek stands up it's like, I don't, I don't know what to say.

This is very impressive. You are amazing. This does not happen very often. This is history pulled from history. Thank you. Well, you've done most of the legwork yourselves. Thank you both for this. Can we do it?

What are the features of this? Time? You? Needed requirements and components. The component for this requires about 50 pounds of raw clay, which the spell consumes, as well as about

100 gold worth of ground gem dust. Doesn't matter the gem. Okay. It takes about an hour to cast the spell. What does it do? I'll give you the specifics, but the overall essence of the spell, as you look over the final equation, is if done properly,

it is a permanent alteration of the target's body from one known humanoid race to another. Well. Oh my god. Oh my god. We need clay. I don't have any. I don't have any. No, you don't have that much clay, do you?

I have a yard. I've got a shovel. You're not there. Oh shit, never mind. We're so into it. A yard, he said? That's, clay is just... Dirt.

A special kind. Do you... Caleb just pulls the goblin and the elfin for just a huge hug, and then pulls us all out again. Do you want to do this now, or do you want to think about it? Ah. Maybe I'll just give it a day, or an hour, or a day.

Whatever you need. This is amazing, thank you so much. Maybe I'll just give it a day, though. Just to figure out. Yeah, just a day. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yes. We can do this tomorrow.

Just deliberate on it for a bit. Yeah. You know, the others are probably wondering. Yes, there's been some time, my apologies. They're probably having a threesome. What do you mean? I got the books! No, I'm just kidding. Run!

You think Essek and Nott and Caleb? For what? I mean, they could just be, you know, having a real good time up there. I assume they are having a really good time up there. So you probably think they're having a Teresa? I don't. Maybe they're churning butter. That'd be good, because I'd really like

to make another round of these crackers. I feel like we can improve on this. Yeah, they need more sugar. A little bit more sugar. Not what I did. Let's all forget what I did yesterday, but we could go take a look at the kitchen. See what we got.

They work well together. We should explore other things. Other things. I have some ideas. And our favor is owed still. Anyway, let's get back to the rest of your friends. Yes, they're probably fucking down there or something. Probably having a fivesome.

Gather up the notes, the finalization of the spell. Hands it to you and you guys return. You hear the door upstairs. You go towards where you think the kitchen might be andization of the spell. Hands it to you and you guys return. You hear the door upstairs. You go towards where you think the kitchen might be and the door's locked. Well, this is half the problem right here. Fucking doors. You hear the familiar footsteps of Caleb and Nott.

Caleb has Nott, like, backpack style, with a real spring and a step coming down the stairs. Hey! Hey, sorry to keep you here! Did you guys have so much fun? We did, it's a lovely, lovely lab. Do you feel relaxed and carefree? Energized. Really? Yeah.

Oh shit, you're right. He is intelligent. Yeah. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. He knows his way around. And he can float! Just saying. He's his way around. And he gets floated! Just saying. He's right over there. Do you see him? Oh, hi.

He's heading down after the two of them. You seem like you're in a very good mood. Knowledge can do that to you, right? Everything go okay? Everything work out? Where are we at? We have learned things that I did not know even an hour ago.

Yeah. You'll be happy to know we didn't explore too far. We did go upstairs and look at your bookshelves and your glass cases, and we tried to wander further, but it's locked. They did, we stayed here. We're very polite. Yeah, we own that shit.

Trying to find the kitchen. Curious. I don't care what you keep in your home, so. Well, I appreciate all of that mostly. But quite a discovery made by these two. What discovery? We may have a way to to fix me. Yeah? Really?

Yeah. How do you feel about that? You know, excited. Yeah? The permanent fix you've been looking for this whole time. So it seems, yeah. Back to your original form? Uh-huh. Essek, that's incredible.

Don't look at me, I was merely a final catalyst. This is work they had already continued from... That's not the case. You are both downplaying your contribution. Well, if we're going to be honest, the biggest contribution here is a mage long before our time. Oh, a loss.

True. True, standing on the shoulders of giants, indeed. Very hard, very aggressive. Are we, if you were successful, yes, are you? Yeah, why aren't you already changed? I just need to maybe let it sit for a second and just think about what this would, you know, I'm going to do it, of course, I'll do it.

I just, you know, there's risks involved. We've never done it before. Yeah, what is the risk? What happens if it's not successful? No one knows, I don't think. Do you accidentally turn into a woollen mammoth or something? I don't think so, there's not enough clay for that. Gathering and looking at the equation,

if done correctly, there's no drawback beyond just the cost of materials lost. Yeah, but I mean, we don't know that, right? We don't know. Oh, do any of you have crushed gem dust left? We did have some. Take a look. We did. We used a little bit for our, you know, our tattoos.

Don't need much but 100 gold pieces worth. We used a lot of it for our, you know, our tattoos. Don't need much but a hundred gold pieces worth. Can't be that hard to find. No. I have a diamond worth 50 gold. I don't have any dust left. We can find some. That shouldn't be too hard.

Certainly, and it seems like you want to, you know, just prepare yourself, because it's been so long. Well, I mean, we don't have the materials, so we can't do it now anyway. What other materials do you need? We need clay, which Essek is saying he could provide to us. A lot of clay, yeah.

Okay. Which he could provide to us. And then we would need to get some gemstone dust, which either we have some or I'm, this is a very large, beautiful city. I'm sure that we could acquire some. Do you need to be here in order to perform this spell, or is it something you would want to travel with?

That's a lot of, I don't know. Well, I would recommend doing it doing it here or somewhere, yes, a controlled environment. How long do you need? An hour? Wow. I know, right? Look, you could do it right now.

We just have to go out, probably just go out and get some gem dust while people start digging. Yeah. Do you want to go source another 50 gold gems and I could assist Essek and certainly Caduceus could help us gather how much clay in particular? Lots of clay. 50 pounds. That's not too bad.

Nott, I feel like you're hesitant. Well, yeah, I mean, of course. It's just been a long time coming. Didn't think this morning would be the time. I sort of assumed that it would be an ordeal and I'd have to die or something to do it again. And so it's just odd that it's so... Doable? Easy.

Well, after months of traveling together and... Wow. You already died once. No, I don't want to die again, but trust me, I just... Are you used to being in this body now? No, I hate this body, it's awful. It's just, what do I do after? You stay with us for a little bit.

You help us keep doing what we're doing. You just look different. Why would I do that? Because you love us. Are you afraid that if you get your old body back, that it means... You got to go leave us and go back to Yeza and your son? Because that's totally a manifested condition

that you're putting on the situation. But also, I understand. It is important, you know, you have a son. No, I know. He misses you. I know. That is a conundrum. It's hard for a son to be away from a mother. I want to be there.

What about this? You've done so much with us, and it feels like we're close to achieving a historic peace treaty between two nations. Maybe that's the punctuation mark you're looking for? Yeah, like one last run. Yeah. The Trablicon. The last chapter in this book of adventures for you.

Getting your body back just doesn't have to be the final pin in the story is all I'm trying to say. We certainly need you. We'd be short-sighted. But we, you know, we wouldn't judge you if you wanted to stay with us for a while. Or if you wanted to go home. Yeah, but if you wanted to stay with us for a while.

Yeah, I do. Of course I do. Of course I do. I just don't... I want... What I want is just contrary to what we've been doing, and so it's just a bit of a change, you know? I mean, yeah, you're right. I suppose I could just change,

you know, just change my body, right? And then continue on with you guys just for a little bit until we come to a spot where that's it. Well, you know, we would be ensuring peace for your family, for your son, for the Empire. If we pull this off, that is commendable. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it, then. Nott, could you show us what you look like? Of course. Yeah, I'll transform into Veth. Veth. You've seen Veth, the illusion of Veth before many times. Very clear vision of the beautiful half-elf girl.

Sorry, halfling girl. Mm-hmm. Hi. Hi. Caleb, a halfling girl. Hi. Hi. Caleb, a little shaky, but walks around and just gets every detail in the angle. Do you have to do this? You have to do this. The spellcaster has to choose the form?

Is that how this works? I don't think so. It's a combination of the two. If the spellcaster wants, it can be entirely their making, but it could be a mutual agreed upon scenario. It's the idea between the spell, in theory, could be put upon somebody without their consent.

It might be what happened to her before? It's a different type of experience. So in theory, the spell could be used to transform somebody against their will, but that would involve a saving throw. If it is something that you are consenting with the caster on, then the form can be agreed upon in essentially a shared vision

and no saving throw required. We do what we always do, we do it together. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Caleb and Nott. All right. I guess, do you own a shovel? I have. I own a shovel? I have. I have a shovel.

You just carry it around? Where does it go? It's on my belt. It's just a little folding thing. It's right there. You live in a cemetery. That's true. Caduceus and I can go to Talibah.

I can go find some gem dust for you. That would be nice. I'll help Team Clay. Yeah. Do you want to take a fancy to have this with you for? Yeah, sure, yeah. You can't take, so yeah.

What? I mean, come on. Oh. I will go with Jester, find some gems. I will find nothing butester, find some gems. I will find nothing but cubic zirconia, and you'll be dead. She comes out like a Picasso. I don't know why it didn't work!

It's an easy enough shopping trip since the gems themselves are not specific, just a certain worth of it. Once again, requesting them crushed up by another jeweler is a unique reaction, but you acquire the gem dust easy enough. Through the rapid conjuring of water and the group aid, you are able to both help facilitate and excise enough clay

to facilitate the spell. Shit. Within less than an hour, the materials have been gathered. What time of day is it? At this point, early afternoon. Yeah, about early afternoon, about two o'clock, three o'clock, maybe.

You want to do this right now or are you still sleep on it? I mean, it's the best place to do it in a powerful mage's tower, right? We don't have to leave town immediately if you want to stay here and sleep on it. There's no judgment. You don't need to make this decision right away.

Yeah. Should do it when it feels right, too. Yeah, sure, you're right. I don't know why this is making me weirdly sad. I mean, yeah. This has been, we've had adventures together, and loss and success,

and I don't know how I'll be after this, you know? I guess in a weird way you are. A version of you is dying in order to complete this. I don't know if I'll... I mean, I won't look the same, obviously, but I don't know if I'll think the same about you all. Why wouldn't you? You're the same you.

I don't know that. Just your body's going to be different. I don't know that. I've had all sorts of different feelings and things happen to me since becoming this form and I don't know what's what anymore. It all feels, I don't know, normal now. You treat me normal.

Everyone around here treats me normal. That's because you are. Just which normal you want. Yeah. But what if I'm not as agile, nimble? What if I can't aim as quickly or hide as easily? Your aim's kind of iffy anyway. I wish I'd have got another one of those explosive ones.

Kind of glad you didn't. If you trade out a few traits, you're not going to be left without. Are you sure about that? You will be a member of the Mighty Nein. You won't be our friend. Not if I can't shoot or I can't pick locks or... I think I know what you're saying.

I had to make a choice and it changed everything. No certainty of what was on the other side. You've been trying so hard to get to this point, and you have the ability now. There's no reason for you to do it immediately. Unless you absolutely are sure you want to and the time is right, then you shouldn't. Otherwise, that uncertainty could lead to regret

or anything else that you couldn't predict. Wait, if you're not ready. We're here for you. I guess the thing I'm most scared of is if I change, I won't want to stay. That would be okay, too. What, I don't think any of us can

give you that answer, and you know that? Well, I don't think any of us can give you that answer, and you know that. But whatever you want to do, we're here. I love you all. Let's do it. Do you want bigger tits this time around? They're really big. I mean.

Every man likes even a little bigger. I don't think that's necessarily true. Yeza does, he's tall. He likes big Yeza lights. Make them how you want them, don't do it for anybody else. You know what, you're right. It'll hurt my back.

I'll just make them a little smaller. You might be more agile. Make them however you want it to be. Yeah. I mean, titties are just great, regardless. Yeah. For sure. All shapes and sizes, I would. Yeah.

Small ones, big ones, dangly ones. I'll mold your titties, if you want me to be in charge of that. You'll mold my titties? Well, I'm assuming we have to make a clay version of the view you want to turn into, or totally just making this shit up. That's not at all how it works.

It doesn't work. If that is the case, then I absolutely want Beau to mold my titties and no one else, because she has the most experience with them. And she's got deft fingers. That might not entirely be true. Oh!

You tell. That's a story for another time. We'll swap titty tails. Her name was Crayola. Her name was Suri Lee. I suppose I will go prepare the chamber. He goes ahead and lifts a hand towards the hunk of clay. Some help?

Yeah, right. You lift it, and it's half the weight it was before you grabbed it. Come. Heading upstairs. Is that right? All right. Is that right? It feels light, but... You all follow?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Heading back into the research chamber where you had completed this equation, you begin setting up exactly the ritual that you had partially uncovered, partially designed, arranging all manner of materials, taking the clay itself and molding it

into essentially a small trough, if you will, to contain Nott as part of the ritual. essentially a small trough, if you will, to contain Nott as part of the ritual. Eventually, you set up the right incense to burn. The light in the chamber is closed with a curtain, and as you finish preparations, it is set for the hour ritual. I crouch down before her.

Nott the Brave. Beth Bernardo. You are here, and he taps just above her heart. And you are here, he touches just between her eyes. You are you, and you will continue to be you. And we are here. You ready? I'll just lean forward and sweetly kiss him on the lips and say,

Thank you, Caleb, for getting me this far and for devoting yourself to me. You're a good man. And I hope you find where you're going to. All right. Do the thing. Cups the side of her cheek. This will be our best trick yet.

We have to name it. Preparing as you pull the slaves back, you take the scattered elements of the crushed gems and place them across Nott's body as you lay down into the clay. That's wet. The ritual begins as the lines begin to draw around,

the incantations begin. All of you sit back and watch as the wind begins to pick up. The temperature shifts and alters. The cold of the clay heats around your body and you feel it begin to actually move. You watch as the clay begins to slowly almost melt and reverse upward,

and then eventually encasing elements of Nott's body. As the magic begins to swirl and gather, minutes seem to stretch longer than you expected. It's a place where time momentarily seems to not really have an impact. Words you try and speak draw slowly. As part of this ritual, it's an encapsulation within itself, and all of you are just bystanders

watching a new magic be birthed. As you progress, you reach out and extend your thoughts towards Nott, and Nott, you concentrate and focus on the image of who you truly are in the Heart of Hearts. As you feel the clay begin to cool and turn cold around you, you engage the second element of the spell. Now the woven threads of arcane power

pierce the clay and pierce Nott's body to begin the process of rearrangement. The excitement begins to flow through you with the knowledge that you have the ability at your fingertips to do this. After so many times of discussing and contemplating and daydreaming, this is the moment where you are the surgeon at work

and you go in for that first incision and you go in for that first incision, and you're blocked. And you pull, and it should be working, and you push again, and you're blocked. There's something dark, something in the way, and you don't know what it is, and it's frustrating. You shake your head and tense your eyes,

and as you push a third is and it's frustrating. You shake your head and tense your eyes and as you push a third time, it pushes back. All of you watch as the clay suddenly cracks, shatters across the room, sending shards everywhere. You're having to block your eyes. The window blasts open a little bit. The spell itself, the ritual, the containment field of energy suddenly drops. and all you hear between the two of you

as the shadow that encases Nott is this terrible laugh. And all that you recall is the last time you heard that laugh. That motherfucker. When you time you heard that laugh. That motherfucker. When you were placed beneath that water. You've sensed this before, things like this. But lying deep in the heart of Nott's form lies a curse that still holds her.

Something that still holds her. Something that still grips her essence from whatever creature laid this fate upon her. And that's where we'll pick up next week. Oh! Holy shit! Oh! Greatsword! Blue orbs of magic! Holy moly.

Okay, okay, okay. Who was this bitch? I'm going to have to fuck some shit up. We could go find this witch. Yep, yep. Am I alive? Are you okay? Are you there?

You're encased in black, what? To give you some context here. We're back in, everybody! For the final moment to return to, not, yeah, no, no, for the final moment, when all of you look at this and realize the sound, that you are safe, you are fine. You are where you were sitting. Am I alive?

You're alive, but you're still in your goblin body, unchanged. Who could hear the laugh, just Caleb? Just Caleb and Nott. The two that were directly connected as part of this ritual. So alive, spell thwarted. Correct, and the components consumed, but the spell thwarted by whatever strange curse

still holds her. Ooh, he made you do the exercise and then ripped it from you! I wasn't ready to say about a knot. Ooh, man! Your eyes got all red and teary. Fuck you. Remove five, or 10, how much? 50 gold from your...

Interesting, interesting. So we'll see where this goes next week. Gosh. Ah! 50 gold. I'll take you down to Gabbiton. Oh, I was so curious to meet the halfling. Ooh. You may still yet.

It's just, we best kill her. Not just kill her next episode. If she's a she at all. That's right. I don't know. You don't know. I lied about my story a hundred times before. You could be begging as a dude's collecting checks. That's right.

Completes the ritual and Nott emerges as a Goliath. The natural thing to happen. Just die. What did you give him? I guess I'm slow, I'm. I guess it was an actor. And Luke was a really small actor. Hey, when do I get my 50 bucks?

Oh, good. That's some pageant money. Yeah, this is the second. Okay, okay, okay. All right, all right, all right. We got to wrap it up. Anyway. Holy fuck. We like the ending. We do.

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