Critical Role - C3E93 Bittersweet Reunions

Episode Date: May 9, 2024

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Here at Critical Role, we love telling stories and making narratives come to life, which is why we're so excited to share that we're bringing a new semi-improvised fiction podcast into the Critical Role fold with our show, Midst. Journey to the small desert town of Stationary Hill on the planet Midst and follow the intertwined lives of three complicated antiheroes as they deal with unsolved murders, cult brainwashing, supernatural darkness, and, oh yeah, their moons suddenly falling from the sky. Ugh, freaking moons, they're so unreliable these days. The story's created by an extremely talented group of friends known as Third Person.

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Awesome. Thank you so much, Marisha. Laura, you got a few things to talk about real fast. Oh, you guys. If you tuned into our creators in fashion, you may have seen this. Oh! Walking the runway on one.

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Oh, it's really pretty. Oh, so beautiful. They'll vanish forever. I said Arishari, he's not Arishari. I know he's not Arishari. I know he's not Arishari. I know he's not Arishari. I know he's not Arish one. Right? Yeah, they're so beautiful. That one's really pretty. Oh, so beautiful. I have advantage forever. Yo, Mr. White.

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Critical. It's Thursday night. One by one we climb until we reach the top. Two by two we fall. Will we meet our end or meet our destiny? Hold your breath and roll. How do you want to do this? It's Thursday night.

All ye critters come join us. It's time to continue our flight. There is magic and mystery. Who knows what will happen in life But one thing's for sure We never give up on the fight From the healer to the renegade We all share the same goal

Adding more allies, taking more chances Hold your breath and roll You can certainly try It's Thursday night All ye critters come join us It's time to continue our fight It's Thursday night There is magic and mystery

From darkness our friendship will rise But one thing's for sure We never give up on the fight Oh, get ready It's Thursday night And welcome back. Previously, on the finale of the Crown Keeper Saga. Oh, we're going to call that shot now because I'm not leaving anything but corpses and my girl Opal in my wake.

You all were making your way southeast from where you were laying low from Chimel, hopefully to get to Zephra, to find the Tempest. And yet, only a couple days out from where you were keeping cover, Opal had a bit of a moment, exploded out a bunch of gems and spider webs like you do, triggering the forceful conversion by the Spider Queen of Opal

into Opal the Twice-Crowned Champion of the Spider Queen. Opal, your friends love you so much, and they are currently fighting to the death to save you. And that's where we're gonna pick up. Currently, just as a little reminder for the group, we have a big old bubble of darkness in the middle of the field, so none of you saw Ted disappear back into Opal's body

as Opal grows, stretches out a little taller, three sets of arms and renewed specific violent purpose to shake you off to get away so that she can take her place beside in front of the Spider Queen for whatever's coming as the Moon of Ill-Omen turns its gaze. Oh, thank you for doing the sounds. I don't do the sounds, the buttons are confusing to me.

As the Moon of Ill-Omen turns its gaze on the gods of Exandria. We have haste, we have darkness, and a bless, I swear to God, Matt, I will knock off of you before I leave. I just gotta call that shot now, because we're in it. What about my velvet enmity? That's not technically like.

Is it a minute? Huh? No, no, it's still up. It's just not a concentration spell. I can't get rid of that. Never mind, cut that. Yeah. Yeah. Vodafone, this is live.

This is live! They are responding in the discord right now. I'm so ashamed. Don't read the comments. With that in mind, we also have two instances of illusory magic up on the field. Because both of our boys over here

having sort of a high ground bestie moment. Yeah. They are fully holding hands. They are fully holding hands. How else are they supposed to stay on that thing? They got it. They're keeping each other safe for balance. Dariax, you see your friend Opal

has turned into a massive drider. Which is fine, it's cute. It's actually, it's very cute, don't you worry. Don't you worry. And Dorian, whew, I got both your names right. Last time in the episode. Double D. Dorian, you see your worst fear, which is all of your friends, all of your allies,

everyone here has succumbed to the darkness that you saw threatening Fern when you first set out on your adventures down to Neard Alpac. I think it's time to get back into it. Opal. Mm-hmm. The Spider Queen, you feel as your body stretches out,

like growth pains of summer after summer of like you being stretched. You can feel it in your joints, in your back, in your muscles. Spider Queen puts a hand on your shoulder and another and pulls you close and in your ear, you hear her say, you finish this fight or I will. Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. She does laugh.

Okay. Oh, good. Hey. Hi. Hey, Spidey. Listen. Hey, Bat. Oh, ma'am. Love that. Listen, I, why can't we do both? You know what I mean? Why can't I keep my memories and keep my friends and still be your champion? You know what I mean? The fact that you're negotiating with me, right? I'm not negotiating. You are. No. You want me to change my behavior? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not change, not change. Pivot, pivot.

And it's so easy for you to do. Because I could still be me and still be yours. You know what I mean? And besides, I think what makes me a good champion is that I am who I am. You know what I mean? And besides, I think what makes me a good champion is that I am who I am. You know what I mean? Are you willing to do whatever is required? What's required?

And you get a sudden download. The Spider Queen has held so much from you. You've felt her fear and her trepidation and the closing of her fingers around you, like choking you. And now you are shown why. You see Ruitous, you see the moon, and deep within it, something monstrous.

And you feel the fear of the Spider Queen and the Betrayer Gods and the Prime Deities, not as a human fear or dread or loathing, but a primal, they are prey to whatever sits at the center of Ruinous. Wait. Are you scared? It's okay to be scared.

I'm scared all the time. Make an inside check. I'm gonna use my opal dice. Yeah. Do it. Oh, shit. Hold on. Make an inside check. I'm going to use my opal dice. Yeah! Oh shit. Hold on. It's happening, it's happening!

She's turning! No! That's a 17. Oh no, I don't like that smirk. She leans in so close, wherever you both are now. The price just doubled. What price? What price? Kill two and the rest get to walk away.

I understand. Listen, listen. I'm not trying to negotiate with you. Obviously, you're very powerful and- I'm not negotiating! I'm not negotiating. Get to work!. I understand. Listen, listen, I'm not trying to negotiate with you. Obviously, you're very powerful. I'm not negotiating! I'm not negotiating. Get to work! One more thing. Just one more thing. It is so funny that I wanted to transition out of it,

but you said it so cash. I have to honor that. Just one more thing. Great. Just one more thing. Worst champion ever. What? Why do you need them to die? Because they won't leave you.

And if you can't see it, maybe you're not smart enough to be my champion. How do I know that truth about your friends better than you do? You chose my crown. You took this power. You kind of pressured me into it, but I understand. Okay.

You get one more or my price goes up. Okay. Okay, thank you. Send them away. Yep, absolutely. Or bury them. Okay, thank you so much. Here's some.

Do you just spritz the Spider Queen? Yeah, it helps with the stress. It smells really good. It's gourmand. It's a gourmand! Commit to the bit! Fucking goop. Give me a persuasion check, you silly girl.

I wanted to be with disadvantage, but that was just so buck wild. And it smells really good. And the map smells great now. One spritz! One spritz! What is it, what are we doing? The spider queen just furies,

and I'm like, Persuasion. That's an 11. Plus whatever you got. Plus what? Do you have any? I have inspiration! No.

I have one inspiration. No, inspiration. For the shot. So I can roll twice. You have to call your shot before you roll. But don't you have a plus T or? Persuasion. No, that's it.

That's how good you did. And that's just where it lies. Okay, all right, all right, I can take it. Here you go. Well, just where it lies. Okay, all right, all right, I can take it. Here you go. Well, they're about to. Okay. Before everything begins, once again, I need everyone to make

an intelligence saving throw. Oh no. The difficulty is 18. Oh no. Okay. Wait, would this be a time? Never mind. If you want to use your inspiration, say it now.

Bless me, I'll still have Bless. Yeah, you have Bless. You got Bless. You got Bless. Goddamn it, I will get, hey. I've never hated a spell more than Bless. Is Bless every time? Yep.

Until I figure out how to smack the shit out of Dariax. Come at me. 12. Come at me, queen. Oh my god, wait, I like it better. Wait, 14. 14? Wait.

Could I use your inspiration as well? Can I stack, can you stack? Yeah, absolutely. Okay. 16. 16. Wait, inspiration's a d20. No, he's using the bardic inspiration.

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So bardic is different than me being like, I love what you're doing. I stabbed my last in inspo and I still got a 16. No, I knew that, I was just testing you, so I wanted to. Thank you so much. I just wanted to like, yeah. Hey, I love you keeping me honest. Yeah, no problem, I'll keep you honest forever.

Thanks, girl. 14? It doesn't matter, it's under. Okay. 23. Nice fucking go. 14. Amazing. 18. Boo fucking go. 14. Amazing. 18. Boof.

Of course. We wouldn't want you to catch this effect. Everyone but Fiora and Opal takes 14 points of psychic damage. Ah, okay. It lances through your mind. You all feel spider webs covering up the part of you.

It feels like she reaches out and touches your imagination, the part of you where hope lies, where you can see a world where you save Opal, where you walk away, where you can see a world, where you save Opal, where you walk away, where everything can be what you thought it would be when you set off just two days ago. You see yourselves making it to Zafra, finding the Tempest, doing whatever is needed,

making it okay, making it safe, staying together. And it's covered over with sticky, dark webbing. You feel burning behind your eyes and a ringing in your ears as the Spider Queen attacks Hope. The last thing to die before you will. And you all feel the chill of something incredibly powerful that is no longer toying with you.

May I ask a question? Oh, go ahead. I have aura of protection. Yeah. Whenever I or a friendly creature within 10 feet of me make a saving throw, the creature gains a bonus saving throw to equal to my charisma modifier, which is 11 for saving throws.

Or is it a plus three? It's just plus three. Okay. Does that affect anyone? No, not me. I'm still at 17. It doesn't matter. The only person technically closer enough for you for that was Fira.

She crushed it. Nine, 10, 12, 13. Would you have made it? No, it would be 100. It is good to keep in mind. 100, but good to keep in mind. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, always keep that in mind. So we all get plus three. We love a paladin and we're like, are they within 10 feet of me? Channeling our front police. Yes! Circus! Orc words!

It saved Avalir. Sure did. Ugh, too soon. Too fucking soon. More. Yes. You're up. More. Yes. You're up. Oh.

Where am I? You were here. Oh, I had a whole plan. You had a whole plan? Yeah, I did. What's the whole plan? So, I can't say it out loud. I mean, name your names, you know?

A callback. So, I'm trying to figure out where I can, I can't see super well. trying to figure out where I can I can't see super well I'm trying to figure out where I can be in range of the spiders Within 30 feet, as many spiders as possible Within 30 feet Right now, your maximum spider efficacy How, could I hop over, like how

It would either be getting up to like Right here to catch Yeah, you would catch four if you get up to here That sounds great Just get dick adjacent. Can I get dick adjacent? Is that easy for me? I mean, I am a bunny.

You are a bunny! I'm dick adjacent. And you have face up, so you have so much movement. I get to move pretty much for the rest of the session. I think it's gonna be all about me now, right? I'm not gonna disagree with you, but you're right. All right, cool. So you've got four spiders in your area of bunny effect.

Four spiders? Is she in the darkness to get there, though? Four spiders, yeah, you have to be, oh, yeah, that's a very good point. Wait, wait, let me look at what this is. Yeah, you're right. Okay, I have to see them within range. Thanks, Matt.

Sorry, damn right. Well, then I don't wanna do that. If you get over here to this edge, I can give you these three. Great, okay. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna cast, hold on one second. Cut, I thought it was a mistake. Oh no.

So I'm actually gonna cast. Spider Queen's got you. This is the Spider Queen's reach. It's a role play tool, use it. I'm gonna cast Bane. Yeah, you can. On who? On the Spideys.

Okay. Spidey? So I'm gonna cast Bane at, can you cast Bane at first level? Yeah, three, three, three. You can. It is concentration, so it'll overwrite your haste. Yep.

Ooh, no, no. Damn it. You have to be so happy you got a little buddy there. I was like, yeah, let's do it. Yeah, do it. Give it to me, give it to Ozil. Literally, that was like, yeah, let's do it. Yeah, let's do it. Give it to me. Give it to me. Literally, that was my entire plan,

and now I don't know what to do. Kill spiders with your weapons. Okay, cool. I'll go smash them. If not, fail, stab shit. Use the crystal. Hit it with your stuff. Yeah, kill the bad guys.

Does that spider look like it's about to hop on the dick jam, though? That one down there? It's pretty close. Yeah, this one is currently... I didn't really... But Cyrus is a nice distraction, right? Yeah, Cyrus is here, so it's kind of like going after Scrooge. I'm going to insight check for the spider.

An insight check? Cool. Remember the handies? You brought him into existence, Matt. I did, and I can take him out. Actually, no, you can take him out. I'm about to. How'd you do on your insight check? Well, it's a plus zero, so it's a 14. Oh wait, do I get a plus four?

Yes, you blessed. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. Bless is just for attack rolls and saving throws. I also do that for sure. It's all good, thank you for quizzing me. No problem. I love that you keep me honest.

14. There's not a lot of subtlety to a spider, so the insight check is just to get a sense of like, do you see this thing looking back and forth between the thing it's currently like grappling and pinning down and attacking and the gem? No, this thing is absolutely focused on Cyrus and is going to end him before finding a new thing to do. There's not a lot of like, I'm going to multitask. I'm going to spider. Then I'm going to go for the spiders that are up there. Okey dokey.

Great. Okay, cool. So I'm going to use my. Do you want to move into melee? Yes. You have, again, nothing more fun than a paladin of the Matron of Ravens with haste. Sick. I'm glad history repeats itself.

Get it again. I love it. You said that and I felt a fear and I went, I understand Matthew Mercer better than I ever did before. You're finally in the brain. Yeah, I'm just in the brain. I'm sorry, I wasn't listening when I used out for blessed.

That's too real! For blessed. That's for attack rolls? Attack rolls, yeah. Okay, sick, great. We'll say it again and again, you're perfect. All right, so that is a 17 to hit. Absolutely hits.

Plus 84. Yeah, well, I think, do I need to do more? Okay, so. It's up to you. 19 to hit. It hits. Just as much as it would. Great, awesome, okay, cool.

And then it's gonna be 1d8 plus two. That's a four, so that's a six. And then I'm gonna add my passive Divine Smite. And that's gonna be another one. So it's gonna be. Total of seven. That's what that is for sure. The energy here is insane.

Yeah, cut it with a knife. That's one attack. Yeah, well how does he look? You like slash into it with your crystal rapier and you feel that the first hit, you feel like you hit it across

this carapace, it's armor, and then the blade slides into the junction between thorax. It's wearing armor? No, it is armored because that's kind of how spiders are. Okay. You're good. All right.

You're good. No one's like you. You're the most armored that's ever been. It's wearing armor? Yeah. What? I'm so sorry for implying that

even a little bit. I've been hanging out with it for too long. Yeah, I hate this energy so much. So once you slip it into the junction, like, you feel this thing. Like, you're cutting into the junction, like, you feel this thing. Like, you're cutting in, and you're like, oh, I've really worked my blade into here.

It is bloodied. Sick. So I chuckle to myself internally, obviously. And then... I'm assuming you're attacking the front guy. I'm going to attack that guy, but I also get another attack after, so it doesn't really matter.

Are you using it on the same spider, or are you trying to turn and attack the other one? I'm gonna go one and one, and then I'll go probably for my last. I'll probably do it again. Okay. That is a, ooh. Wait.

14 to hit. 14 just misses. Are you kidding me? Did you do your, you did your blessing? I did it. Okay, cool. That was with a blessing. That's no fun for me. Okay, I'm gonna use my final action,

my final, my hasty boy. Really quick, as a reaction. Oh. This spider, like you turn, the second spider behind you, you pull your crystal rapier out from uh the first spider it's covered in this like dark purple but somehow you have a sense of like there's no like black light around but you know that there's like a weird fluorescence to this that you can't see but you

feel with the part of you uh that is divinely touched by the Spider Queen. Like there's something inside you, like the same place you go to when you use your divine sense knows that there's like some extra funk on this spider. This is not a monster that exists in the world other than when the Spider Queen wills it and brings them here. And you turn and wheel your blade on the second spider.

You attack. You aren't able to like hit that same junction between its armored segments. Because you miss, this thing rears back while you're in melee with it. It's going to spit in your face. Please make a dexterity saving throw. The DC is 19. Damn. But you have advantage on dex saves because you're hasted. Yeah. And you have the blessing. And I have blessing. And you have Bless. Damn. But you have advantage on dex saves because you're hasted. Yeah.

And you have the Bless. And I have Bless. And you have Bless. That's an 11. Motherfucker. And then do Relentless. I will Bless so much. Oh no, that's a 14. It's really good, actually. 15.

And then, please be more. 16. 17, 18, 19, 20. Oh shit! More. Fuck yeah. It's a 20. I get that it spits into my mouth

and then I run out right back into space. Toink, toink, toink! Nice. That's hardcore. I'm eating spider shit for breakfast! That's so cool. Absolutely happens. That's some high desert shit, is what that is.

That is exactly what that is. You take it, you swish it, you give it back, baby. Yeah. You feel that there is something inside of it touching the... This would have poisoned you if you weren't able to reject the whole of it. So you do not take the poison condition,

but you still take 15 points of poison damage. Oh, I'm sorry. What part of I'm not fucking around anymore are you not hearing? Oh my god. You missed the rest of it. It would have been worse. Wait, did we take damage at the beginning?

We took psychic damage, right? You took psychic damage. 14. It took 14. All right, You took psychic damage. 14. All right, I need to add that in. Yeah, it's 56 total. And I also need two concentration checks to maintain your haste. Yes.

Okay, what is the concentration? Both of them are for, they're just a 10. You just have to roll over 10 twice. D20. That was a nine. You're gonna make it because you have to add in your con. I roll the four. So it's a nine.

Just nine? Wait, saves, saves. Correct. Nine, 10, 11, 12. Okay, first one makes it. Second one, roll lower. 18. So that definitely makes it.

You maintain your haste. Thanks so much. You're so welcome. I'm honored to be nominated, happy to be here. So great. So that definitely hits you. You maintain your haste. Thanks so much. You're so welcome. Honored to be nominated, happy to be here. So great. Stay here, keep going.

Yeah, so I'm gonna take that hasty action and I'm gonna try to hit the guy, the one who spit in my face. Yeah. Sick. Okay. You aim for back spider. I'm so pissed.

Who's like, I'm so pissed. Come on. So that's 17 to hit. Plus d4. Oh, okay. It hits. Okay, okay. I'm so pissed. So that's 17 to hit? Plus d4. Oh. It hits. I'm going to add the d4. Just so you all know. The AC for the spiders is 15. Cool. Playing the part of Caduceus over here.

Yeah! No, I love it! Thank you so much. The d4 flippy. Of course Caduceus would do that. Yeah, okay. Okay, so we're at eight for two. I love you with my whole heart, and I hate bless. Come at me. That's an eight, so that's 10 damage, and then I get to add my passive divine smite.

That's a seven. Nice! Amazing. So I don't know what that means. And your passive divine smite happens every time you hit? Oh, let me look. I think it is, Avery. I think it is. We just like making sure everyone understands

their abilities the whole time. Yeah, it actually says fuck Aabria. Oh! That's crazy! I customized it so it would say that. I like it. What edition is that? It actually says whenever you hit with a melee weapon,

attacking targets is an extra D8. Sixth edition is weirdly mean. It's really specific. Yeah, I feel, I don't. Eight plus seven? Yeah, eight plus seven. It's weird. Specifically mean. It's really specific. Yeah, I don't. Eight plus seven? Yeah, eight plus seven. Okay, 15. Yeah.

Total of 15? Yeah, 15 damage, baby. The spider in the back, you see the way in which you miss, and this thing rearing back going, I didn't like it, you spit it in my face. You're able to catch it on its underside and work your way in between bits of its carapace.

And you sink your blade deeply into it. There's no scream. There's no sense of a thing alive, feeling its life force drained away. I think you understand better than you ever have before. This thing is only real and called in by a god. So it's simply going to fight until it doesn't exist anymore,

or it wins. Or the god calls it back? Yeah, that's a thing she could do, too, but probably not. Obviously not now. She's busy. Is this an okay time for me to... What a question!

Is this an okay time for me to be like, Raven Queen, tell me what to do. Or, Matron of Ravens, tell me what to do, baby. What does it look like? Like, you've run so quickly. You scrambled up here. You're on the edge of this, like, bubble of darkness, inside of which is Opal, unseen,

but you can feel the change in her. You can feel the change in this place. You hit both spiders. They are doing badly. Yeah. You can feel the change in this place. You hit both spiders. They are doing badly. What does it feel like as you reach towards your patron, the matron? I didn't mean to do that, and I'm sorry. My patron, the matron of ravens.

Watch out for my album. It's dropping at the end of this episode. Produced by Lin. Lies! I think it's interesting because there's something that feels inherently wrong about destroying something that was made of a god, especially because I'm now in servitude to the Matron of Ravens. There's weird feelies. I think Morgan's a very primal person, especially being from the Feywilds.

Like she's, like that was her instinct, but then sitting there and covered in whatever it is, like spider blood and acidy goo, she's like, what the fuck am I doing? Like, is this what I'm supposed to be doing? Is this wrong? Should I let this happen? I don't know.

You reach out. Give me... Give me a persuasion check. That's a... 16. 16. 16. You reach out with all of your feelings of confusion and even warring with the discomfort you feel attacking things that are so clearly of the gods.

Mm-hm. There is a part of you that understands fight the feral bit of you. You remember a bit of you. You remember a bit of your home and all of that war is within itself. I would say she even looks down at the spider blood. I'm assuming they bleed. Yeah. Like Iker or something, Iker.

I don't know how to pronounce it either. No one knows how to say it. It's impossible to know. She would probably, especially because blood magic is like a big proponent of the Mention of Ravens and all that. I would say she even would look down and maybe slice her hand a little and mix it with like,

do you know what I mean? Like, am I a thing of the gods too? Like, am I no different from these spiders? Like, am I the same? Please take inspiration as your blood mingles with that. Come sit over here. And it burns. Oh, yeah, okay, sure. Come sit here. Oh, yeah, okay, sure. It comes in here.

And you see, soon. And the mixing of the two, your blood, this thing's blood or goo or whatever life force, you turn and it's like a Rorschach. Like, image appears, wide, two points, slit, a mask. That which you know to be the visage of the Matron of Ravens. And you send out not words in a question,

but a question nonetheless. And you feel the answer. What? What do you hope to do? I understand the fighting. These things are abominations created by a betrayer. Defend your life. But why are you fighting?

Because I just thought that was what I was supposed to do. I have made you. I have given you martial prowess. I have offered you. I have given you martial prowess. I have offered you magic to serve my aims. Perhaps it is my fault for not telling you the stakes. There is a being,

a beast, a monster that followed my siblings. And here you feel a little strangeness as the Matron of Ravens, who you know was once a mortal that walked this world in the time before the Calamity. As she tries to hold herself at the status of her brethren, this thing followed them, chased them, and threatens to return. I have no love for the Spider Queen or her working, but she fights now to defend her life. And I serve life and death.

And that means so do you. Morrigan Farris, why are you fighting? And what are you fighting for? I don't know. I don't know. I need you to tell me. Am I to become your abomination? You are no abomination. And what was asked of...

And you feel a flash inside of you. The name Georgina quickly walked back. Opal. Oh! I don't think I knew that was your name. She didn't mean to say it. The Matron of Ravens has a strong thing about names. And it goes, ooh, my bad.

Is she a Virgo? She is a Virgo. That's canon. When she agreed to wear the vestige, she knew or didn't consider what that would entail. I have asked. I have not asked that of you yet. And it is a conversation.

What she agreed to, she agreed to. So you have a choice to make. I can tell you. Should I tell you? Yes. Please tell me anything. You feel it like a rushing. A raven is a massive thing up close,

and it's like a bird frenzied in your face. You feel pecking at your eyes and your mouth, you feel packing at your eyes and your mouth, wings flapping, talons clawing. Run! This is not where you die. I did not make you mine to fall here. And then all of that flapping goes away

and the thing you are aware of is the cool dispassionate visage the removal of the matron of ravens again she showed you something deep within her that she did not offer lightly

panic deep within her that she did not offer lightly. Panic. And maybe a hint of cowardice. And the blood trails away. No longer a face, no longer a portal or a connection. And you are yourself again, a face, no longer a portal or a connection. And you are yourself again, and here and now in a fight.

I'm going to use the remainder of my move to just move out of range of the spiders. Knowing that moving out of the range of the spiders will incur opportunity attacks, do you continue to do so? No, I'll just stay. I want to finish the last one off. Okay. You good?

Yay! Next up is Dorian. We're having a great time. We are, everything's fine. So good. It's super light. It's super light. The energy in this room is not fucked.

I love this game! Dorian's frustrated at himself for his failed attempt to dispel. That darkness is eating at him because he had an engagement with the spell before that went his way, and he feels like it's beating him this time. But he can't help but see his sweet, sweet idiot brother

being tackled by a spider over that dome. So how far away would you say that is? Ish? Okay, I can ish. Bless you for asking an ish question. We'll call that 60, it's like 55. Okay, great. So he's going to just hover straight up from where he is,

just so he can get over the top of the dome and see what he's looking at. Sure, sure, sure. And he's going to look down at Dariax and say, All right, old friend, call it. Change up sinker or fastball? Oh, I mean, fastball sounds the most fun, so I'm going to say I'll probably go with a fastball, right?

Deal. Why is every game I'm in, someone invents fucking baseball? And he is going to look and he's- Goatball, technically, and it was Chris Perkins. Ah, there you go. Chris Perkins turned me into a werewolf in my private campaign. Really? Yeah, he's the reason I'm a, yeah.

What a dick. Yeah. Or, I'm sorry, or you're welcome. I don't know where on the monster fucker spectrum you lie. Very to the right. He's going to get a light on the spider on top of his brother. He's got this little row of diamonds that sits in his thing,

but there's only... His thing? His what? His chest plate has been bedazzled previously, but there's one... He's wearing armor. Yeah, there's only one left. And he's going to tink it off his shoulder, grab it, and because you said fastball,

there's going to be just this energy of sound crackling from his hand, and he's going to try to cast Chromatic Orb. Yeah. No thank you. What if I say no thank you? Does it have to? Does it have to?

If I don't want to? Well, yeah, you want to fight about it? Or I can't. Like, Aabria fight about it? We're about to find out. Does a... about it or I can't? Like, Aabria fight about it? We're about to find out. Does a... Does a 26 hit the spider?

Just barely. Okay, good. Zorian's done it, he's finally hit a thing. A thing. I had to do it once. Last time you launched this, it was lightning, but he's working on something new. It's the essence of a storm, but it's just sound,

but sound solidified into matter, and it sort of rumbles in his hand, and even faster than lightning, at the speed of sound that might not be scientifically correct, it launches through the air straight at that Spidey. Okay. Bye, Spidey. Please hit my little guy.

I'm gonna do my best. Fuck. 17. 17 points? Yeah, 17 points of damage, of thunder damage. Thunder. Yeah. 3d8. Do I want to be mean?

Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Play fair, but be mean. You picked a thing. Yeah? That sort of implies an AoE. Okay, yep. Can't wait to roll the other one's down.

It's hard for one person to hear thunder, you know? All right. All right. Yep. I didn't pick the thing, Dariax picked the thing. What'd I do? to hear thunder, you know? All right. All right. I didn't pick the thing, Dariax picked the thing. What'd I do? Hey, you know what? Leave it to chance. I know. Stickball. A little RTS is fun.

We'll let Dariax roll. So you're going to roll a d20 for me. Cool. You're going to pick high or low. Oh! Right now, pick. Three, two, one. Whoa! 12. Oh!

The one time you rolled well, you did it! I thought of your friend! Okay, okay, okay. This is going to be great, this is going great. Oh, good. You got this. This is going so good. You send your magic out, and it seems to build momentum.

You can feel it. It crescendos as it slams into the wall of this spider and you can hear it and feel it in the way that someone that is musically trained can tap on a table and be like, oh, I understand the

resonance of this thing. It hits that external carapace, and you can feel in the resounding thunder wave within it that you've done something to shake it at its core. But in your zeal, in your moment of triumph, and your bonding with your buddy, your brother below you, below it,

is also going to take those 17 points of thunder damage. Cyrus howls while the spider simply, like you see it like recoil on itself before it starts to stretch back out and it's jerky. You see its like mouth almost gasping. It is bloodied, but you only have a sense of that by how much its bell has been rung by your hit. Your brother doesn't look great. Hey, everything going okay up there? I'm sorry. No. I'm going to immediately use my movement to fly to Cyrus. I'm like, wait, up east, up east!

As he flies away. Baby! How much movement do you have? I get as close as I can. I'm sorry. You weren't holding hands anymore. I got 40 feet now. 40 feet now. 40 feet, okay, so that's gonna put you

sort of over the edge of the bubble. Yeah. So we're just gonna do that sort of here. Yeah, that checks out. With a gentle mental implication that you're only 20 feet away, even though that's not what we're seeing visually. I just want you to have eyes over the edge of that bubble.

Play the fucking loot ball. No! This is going great! What's up? How long, truth? You insane? That ends my turn, yeah. Bonus action?

Nothing I can do, yeah. Not really, yeah. Why don't you give me, sorry, really quick, and then I'll come back. Why don't you go ahead and give me a wisdom saving throw? Huh. Pick my best stats. Yeah, of course.

Are you within 10 feet of me? No! No! You do have less. Nurse. Hi-yah. One more. No. Unbelievable.

Add a d4? Yeah, still not going to do anything. Add one. And then subtract one. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just a nine. A nine. A nine.

You fly, and the damage done to your brother, it's hard to shake off the effects. You can feel the magic of the Spider Queen touching you, but you cannot shake the visual of all of your friends and your brother. That sort of burned, charred, corrupted version of them. That's what you're facing on the battlefield now. And I think you wonder, without putting anything in your heart,

but what your mind might give you as it struggles and scrapes together any sort of meaning or explanation for why what happened, happened. Maybe part of you allowed the damage to Cyrus, because better to rid yourself of the corrupted version of your brother than to let him move through the world. We're swinging big and we're swinging for the heart. Did you have something to add, my love? Yes, I have rabbit hop. Okay. And I don't think I used my bonus action. Ah.

And that does not provoke an opportunity attack. Okay. That was all I was going to say. I love you so much. It's okay. I'm going to leave you here for now, but keep that for the future. Because I can use that later. Yes. And that's what I realized right after I interrupted you twice. I love you so much. I'm gonna leave you here for now, but keep that for the future. Because I can use that later,

and that's what I realized right after I interrupted you twice. No, it's okay. I love you and it's perfect. I'm not gonna get spanked or anything, let's go. No, it's a dipping to note and clock, and now we're all aware of it, so just in case. Yes, now everyone's aware of my rabbit hop.

Yeah, and we can all keep that on the table for you, so you're good. Thank you, sorry. No, you're great. Next up. If you have your eye. Okay, so. It good. Thank you, sorry. Yeah, no, you're great. Next up. It's going really good, actually. I can tell. Okay, so stuff on the field.

I see Cyrus looking completely fucked up, but I see Dorian can see him. Yeah, you saw that Dorian also fucked up Cyrus. I didn't mean to, but I know he's learning. I see Mor is doing fine, because I can see around that dark, I can see her, right? You know what?

I'm going to say that you've got probably an angle on part of her, but you see that she's like, She's up and running. She's up and running, and that she landed a couple blows. She's holding a benastied rapier. I can see baby boy up there. Baby boy. The only person I cannot see is Opal.

Oh, that sucks so much. Fucking sucks. So. What's he going to do about it? Sorry, I have to ask lots of questions. No, this is great. So the last time I spoke to the Wild Mother, I sensed, you said, fear.

That was the final thing. A little bit of fear as she put the Wall of Wind up in front of me. Yes. I just want to say out loud, I'll say it to her. You sent me here to protect them. You found me when I needed help, when I needed direction. Let me help her and I will return to you.

I will do whatever you ask, but let me bring her from these Orphal Queen's clutches. Please, I will come to you. I will protect you from whatever it is. Give me luck. Give me a persuasion check. Not my strongest act. Or deception, if you're lying. Not my strongest staff. That's cocked. Oh, am I finally making you roll

not your best thing? Yeah. Great, we did it. 17 plus three is 20. Not me, you're at it. Shut up. No, no, it wasn't, because it was cocked over there. Thank god, it was cocked. Did you add your Bless? No. Oh, no, no, no. It's just a million check. Even I did it! It doesn't add it was cocked over there, thank god. It was cocked. Sure. Did you add your Bless? No. Oh, no, no, no.

I didn't add it. Even I did it! It doesn't add to the Bless. Yeah, yeah. 20. You feel something in the wind change. And everything gets a little still. And you smell, for the first time in a long time, the heady, heavy scent, orchids, and plant life and water that reminds you

of the southern reaches of Tal'Dorei when you would move to and from Kunira. She reaches toward you, and you feel an opportunity, an offer on the wind. She is not speaking to you now. Do you commit yourself to the Wild Mother fully without the conversation of what that might entail? And I will say above the table, feel no obligation to do this.

I am not bullying you into it. So don't fucking come for me. No, I know, I know. I know the Wild Mother to be a... No, she's not fair. No, she is not good, but no, she is not evil. I know her to simply be... She protects what nature wants,

not what these aberrations and these abominations are in the world. And I believe that the Spider Queen is... Okay, I'm just talking my way out of this. I don't know. That's okay. Can Opal hear anything? This is hard. This is inside.

Unless you are externalizing this across Rari's telepathic bond, this is happening entirely within Feudalri's heart and mind. Well, I said I was saying it out loud. Oh, you're saying it out loud? What I said was out loud. Sure, but the part that you're thinking right now, I think Opal is asking if she can hear it.

I mean, aren't we all on telepathic bond? Is that a thing? Telepathic bond, I think it's also about if she can hear it. I mean, aren't we all on telepathic bond? Is that a thing? Telepathic bond, I think it's what you run, communicate versus what you choose. Oh, what you choose. It's not everyone's errant thoughts. Correct, yeah. It's kind of dangerous.

What are we having for dinner? You've been taking psychic damage from having Dariax on the slide. Oh my god! It's just the girl from Ipanema on a loop. Straight up. Elevator music, just. The moment you think about the Spider Queen

and the thoughts Aberration and Abomination, you feel the scent get stronger, in agreeance. But then you also hear or think or feel like a second shoot punching out of like long dormant earth as the spring resumes next to its friend, sister. Not yours. Hers. not yours hers that whatever you think of the spider queen now she is

the wild mother is making it clear that there is a connection between the prime deities and the ones known as betrayers that was action but who they are and what they are to each other is family. I don't know if I have to make this decision now. You don't gotta.

You could do some punches. Yeah. I, um... Fuck it. How far is that jump across from where I am to the darkness? To go from here to darkness? 20 feet. And how do I know what my jump is? Is it half my movement, or what is it? Oh, god, there's a little thing on there. Does it say on here? what my jump is. Is it half my movement or what is it? Oh god, there's a little thing on there. Does it say on here?

Oh, what's the like, effects labs, horizontal leap. It's all weird. Sorry, I've asked so many questions. No, no, this is so good, and it's a thing, it's one of the few things that my brain doesn't automatically calculate. I remember trying to look it up

and not even being able to find it. Yeah. It is something to do with your, it's like your height times. Long jump is like, move at least 10 feet on foot before the jump. Yeah, this is standing bra jump. I don't think you've got more than 10 feet

in standing bra jump unless you have an ability that allows you to be very good at jumping. Well, I could spend a ki point and double my jump distance. Oh, sure. If you spend a ki point, you can get there. If I needed to, but it sends me straight into darkness, right? Yeah, and you'll land in darkness, but you have seen, like, look, you've rolled a very high intelligence check. We know Fyodor and I is incredibly smart. I will say that, like, if you spend a key point, I'll allow you to make the jump into darkness.

You don't know what has changed inside of darkness since you left, but you know where the ground is and you didn't hear or see any sort of erosion that would suggest that the ground isn't there anymore. Right, right, okay. So I will do that. I'm going to... How many key points do you have?

I think I have 12 left. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, spend one. I'm going to spend a key point. I see that face. I just got the dirtiest fucking look. I see that face. I know that face.

You did it! Okay, so I'm going to spend one key point and jump across, directly across to where I am and to, in the sort of the direction that I feel like... Why am I half-acting doing this accent? It's kind of there. It's very hard for me not to think like Keira Rai without the accent. It's a part of who she is.

And then just directly charge in the direction that I remember Opal to be being at, whatever I can, with arms wide and telescoping staff out, and I just want to tackle if she's there. I want to tackle whoever, whatever is there. I would say, go ahead and give me a history check with disadvantage. History check. 16 plus one is 17. 12. Okay. The total of 12, you remember the last time Opal was visible to you all, she was standing here. You didn't hear, nor did you see her slide back

across the darkness. So you would just run straight forward there. Is that what you would do? No. I'm just going to run in the direction that I jumped, which was straight across. Just run across the darkness, but still with my arms out, if I can.

Go ahead. We have to honor the fact that you are in magical darkness. Correct. And the fact that to get to here. I went in that direction. Yeah. So I would run into a tree. Okay. Correct. And the fact that to get to here. I went in that direction. Yeah. So I would run into a tree. Okay. Give me a dexterity saving throw.

18 plus? Plus a d4. Fuck you. 21. A 21, I will give you a straight shot in this direction, but you will not trip and hit the rocks. But I cannot, in good conscience, give you the straight shot towards Elbow

since she slid across. No, that's okay. In that case. And you would have landed in the direction you thought she was facing. Great. So a forward run would move you. So that key point is a... what is this? Is it a bonus action, right? That step of the wind? Step of the wind is a bonus action. It's a bonus action. Excellent. I think I can do this. I'm going to say in my head, no, you don't have to move her.

You said you ran forward. No, I'm going to keep it back. Okay no, you don't have to move her. You said you ran forward. No, I'm going to keep it back. Okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. All good. Because I changed of plan. Why would you know to change the plan?

Why would you know to change the plan? Because I can't see anything. Okay. I thought somehow that there would be something right there. If you say no, then no. No, you're good. Okay, then I'm going to say in my head to Opal, I am sorry, sister. I am going to cast Fireball.

I'm going to cast it with myself as the epicenter, which should get the whole darkness area plus that spider and theoretically the other spider, right? What's the range on Fireball? 20-foot radius. Mm-hmm. Well, does it hit? It's going to hit.

Counterspell. Good girl. I'm sorry, too. You see her begin to cast a spell. Good girl. Oh. I am. I'm sorry, too. You see her begin to cast a spell. Your hands move. You summon that energy deep within you, the part that is a genasi that connects to fire and heat, intensity, and as you reach out to extend it over your head, fire and heat, intensity.

And as you reach out to extend it over your head, knowing full well that you would catch yourself, probably Opal and definitely Dorian, you feel just a little bit of relief as a cool gust that turns cold and sticky, like webbing over your hands. Counterspell from Opal. All right. Can I finish my movement then?

In what direction? I would like to go along the edge to the side, out of the darkness. And if I do see those gems, what's my movement? It's 50 feet, but I did Step of the Wind, so it's... 100, technically. 100, technically. Do I see those fucking, do I see those? And I'll get behind that bush if I can.

You want to go over here? Yeah, just get behind, find some cover. Yeah. Ah, Fy'ra Rai, there you are. Damn. Opal's jaw split. She's getting all sorts of crazy weird. She's a spider and it's scary.

I accept. What? I don't know what I offered, but I'm glad you went for it. She said it out loud, too. You know. I didn't pay any attention to him, is basically it. Incredible. It's very coded.

Yes, exactly. This is what I have. I love him very much, but he's not, he's fine. I'm just talking out loud now. All of you over here feel that heady scent that you have not smelled since the jungle began to give way to more manicured grasses and trees and flowers. And your darkness is dispelled, Opal. Yeah.

You can see her again. Oh, the whole board vanishes? Ooh! Oh, four banishes. Ooh. Oh, okay. And that, with that, something has been sealed within you. In the club, bitches. Opal. Mm? Do you want to go? Do you want the Spider Queen to go?

Oh, I'll go. Or do you want Ted to go? Oh! You have so many options. Is it my technical turn? No, this is legendary action. Then Ted can go. So just so you know, Ted's inside you.

So are you giving the reins over to Ted to make a choice? Yeah, because I trust Ted. Should I not? Okay. No, I think this is so fun. You said it, you said it. Hey, we've allowed people to walk a lot of shit back. I think you are deeply aware of like...

I'd rather anybody go with the Spider Queen. Drive it like you stole it, y'all. Make hard choices and run with it. I think the reasoning behind that is... It's okay, it's okay. I'm sorry, I'm trying. I think the reasoning behind that is Opal is still trying to figure out what to do.

You know what I mean? Doesn't really know, really doesn't want the Spider Queen to go. And I think that she understands that Ted's instinct is to protect her, but Ted is still, Ted is still a half of her. I had a tequila shot, you guys, it's fine. It was water.

I think that she knows Ted's heart and like can also say like Back me up while I think about something to do Meet insight check before you make this choice That is a 10 You reach out and what you get back from 10 from Ted as you turn the eye inward with a 10 is That Ted is in full tunnel vision, fight or flight. Everything inside of her is bent on keeping you up and alive. And it feels like when you reached out for your sister to say, can you give me a second?

I need to think. And the like feeling you got was like suddenly holding a leash as a dog, like is tearing at some, like wants to be let loose on something. Okay. Nevermind. I don't think you have a strong belief that Ted's cool, calm and confident. All right. So nevermind. But you could let her go.

No, nevermind. It would be fun for me. Everyone can see me, right? So I'm going to use one of my Mystic Arcanum spells. I'm going to cast Mass Suggestion at 6th-level. Holy fuck. I love it here. Do you?

I mean, obviously, yeah. And I'm going to say to everyone. What am I going to say to everyone? Is there a ring on that? No, it's a- 60 feet. Oh god. Can I reach everybody? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, you can. I mean, this isn't, this is going to be what it is. It's probably not going to work. You know what? Hold up. Let's get the roll first. Do I have to roll?

No, everyone does. Yeah, wisdom saving throw. What's the difficulty? 17. 18. Oh, is it 18? Yeah. It's 18. Remember, you have a 20.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. My wisdom's in. Okay, 20. Just to clarify, when it says plus three on save, am I then adding that, or is that added in? You're plus Ocho. It should be rendered into whatever you're saving throughout currently.

Sorry, what's the save? 18. I haven't been through a round yet. Okay, yeah. I haven't gone yet. Oh, hell yeah, okay. Don't forget your blade. 24.

That's what happens when combat stints. Rolled off the 18 onto a five. How'd you do? 18. Meets a beats it. 15. I only got my two little bimbos. You feel, for the first time, your magic catches Dariax and Dorian like flies in your web. Make your suggestion, Opal.

You get two sentences, so you got to keep it tight, baby. Can I give two options in my two sentences? No. It's not mass conversation. It's a fucking suggestion. No, but two options in one sentence. If I can whittle it down to one sentence, can I give two options? No!

Tell us what to do. Tell us what to do. We're your meat puppet boys. I love you so much. Nar. Our nar. Or nar. Stop it. Just say kiss.

It would make the man so happy! Make out, make out. As a bonus action, make out. I cast AO3 at 9th level. Be nice. Oh, you summoned them now. They were already here. It's been here.

Opal, what's up? Oh! Oh, baby. You still in there? Do I hear something? What is that? Is that my friend's voice? It's tough, right? Because she's... What percentage would you say Opal is in herself?

Like, how much is... Who's winning? Is it Opal that's winning, or is it the dark thoughts that are winning? Right now, I am happy to say that, like, this is Opal casting. The Spider Queen is is giving because you've chosen yourself to do this thing.

It is opal casting a spell. But know that if the spider queen doesn't like what you do, it will get worse. Just walk away. Go see, go see Orr. I trust you. If you're still in there, I trust you. As he starts putting his healing spell away. I don't want to do it! I don't want to do it! Can I take it back? You can leave him on the battlefield. Do you want to? Do you want him to stay? I don't, because I can leave him on the battlefield. I heard it.

Do you want to? Do you want them to stay? I don't because I don't want to kill them. So are you doing the most merciful thing you could in this moment? Opal, you're still in there, and you have chosen the path of preservation. Dariax and Dorian have been with you

since the beginning they know your name they fought with you to save Ted and you know you know if they stay what will happen either at your hands

or Ted's or hers yeah either at your hands or Ted's or hers. Yeah. Go see Orym. Do we have any kind of like recompense against this? Like any kind of checks or any kind of, anything we can do?

The spell lasts 24 hours. Oh my god. Oh my god. 24 hours? It's sixth level. I guess I could counterspell it, if you have that. If you or any of your companions damage a creature affected by this spell, the spell ends for that creature. So if you are hit, this goes away. Do any of us know this? Like those of us who did just nothing?

Did she just nothing us or did we have any sense of what occurred? Did she just nothing us, or do we have any sense of what occurred? Did you say it out loud or in your head? I said it out loud. I said it out loud to the people that are affected by the spell. Everyone heard it. Okay.

But you don't feel magically compelled to action. Do we see anything with Dorian and Dariax? Dariax, what do you do? I haven't taken my turn yet, so. Yeah. Yeah. All right, okay. She simply turns and says, just walk away.

Go to Orym. A strange moment. There to Orym. A strange moment. There is no other effect. Mark off the spell. And we continue to move forward. Actually, it doesn't take a spell slot, but. Yeah. You're right, that's on me.

That's my bad. That's the dad that really punctuated everything. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just the full Candace from Housewives. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.

So good. Perfect. Perfect. Ch, ch. Well, next up is Ted. I need you to make a strength saving throw to hold on to Ted's leash. Oh boy. Oh, good thing I have a negative one on strength.

Oh great. You have to be a 14. That's a one. Oh no, no, no! So that's a zero. You pulled a zero. You pulled a zero? Wow, impressive.

Didn't think it could happen. There's no zero on the dice. That's unfortunate. I mean, there is, but not in the way that you think. Yeah. Oh boy. You feel yourself let go of that leash. Who would she go for first? Weirdly.

Who are you more afraid of being hit? Fear I. Or Morrigan. This is a hard day for you. Yeah, no shit. I know that. But making you pick the targets is the funniest thing I could think of. Yeah, no shit. I know that. But making you pick the targets is the funniest thing I could think of. Okay, well, I just know

that Fiora Raya is a tank. I love you so much. She'll be okay. So, Morrigan. I think she's not doing so well, right? You took 30 points of damage? Yeah. Bless you.

So you choose Morrigan. Yeah. Oh no! Is it some fucking reverse psychology shit? No, not at all! Like, there's just a sense that in your shared headspace, you're like, it's okay. Deirdre Nigh is so strong, she's gonna be okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Ted goes, you're right. No! Oh, did Ted? No, that's what you did. I fell right into it. Yeah, no, there, yeah. And Ted goes, you're right. No! Oh, no, that's what you did. I got right into it. Yeah, no, there's nothing you walked into. I feel like that's what you said. No, I said. I'm listening to what you said.

No, I'm not. My gas litters are tequila shot, I don't know. It's been an hour, why is it still working? It's okay. I'm so sorry. You hit Ted first. Shit. So this isn't unfair. And you see Opal rush up to you. There's something in her that goes dark.

It's like a shadow, instead of trailing behind, is leading up to you, and that's what reaches you before her body does. Three sets of arms, three attacks. Oh my gosh. Fuck. My AC is 28. It's what?

It's what? My AC is 20. Okay. First one misses. Second one hits with a 22. There it is. Natural 20. Oh my god. Okay. All right. Thank you for these dice. You're a very nice fan. You sent me very good dice. You did good. Yeah! Okay.

Second hand. Let's do it all at once. Yeah, she'll put a little more on that. Three sets of arms. The first attack that comes from Opal's little opalescent daggers. They're clearly her hands. They're the ones in the middle of her body and they just don't want to do this.

And they swing wide in front of you. They catch a bit of your clothing. They glance off of your like newly gifted armor from your deity. Second set of arms. Ted's arms. Catch you.

They reach a little farther and a little faster with that like dark shadow blade and it cuts across your midsection. You take... Well, no, let's do it. It is two different hits. 21 points of piercing, slashing damage.

Okay. Third set of arms. Cue. Dark, mottled skin. It's purple and sickly, like something that died a long time ago, but hasn't had the opportunity or moisture or desire to rot away.

No weapon held. Just too long of fingertips ending in points grab you at your shoulders and tear down in a way for another 23 points of piercing damage. And I need you to make a constitution saving throw. Come on. Plus the 1d4.

What's the save? Plus 1d4. What's the save? 20. 20? 20. I rolled a two. Mm-hm, you can still get it.

You add 47 things. And I add one, three, eight. You are poisoned by the spider web. Wait. I'm immune to disease. Does that not count as poison? Yeah, she didn't give you syphilis. I don't have chlamydia.

But you have the clap. All right. How much poison damage is that for each turn? Like, what's the... So this is the poison condition. The additional poison damage will kick in later. Oh, great.

Which unfortunately, I don't get to give you now with her natural 20. Okay, cool, that's great. You're welcome. I should've rabbit hopped out of the way. I should've rabbit hopped out of the way. I need two constitution saves to maintain, or yeah. What's the save? It's just a 10 for you, or it's a 10 and an 11

because I divided the damage. And I get to use Bless still? Yes. Yes, you do. Okay. All right, that's an 18, so that's probably enough. Yep, you're good. You don't roll. I don't need to be blessed. And that's a five, so five, ten, and then?

Just roll any number. Eleven. Eleven. You did it! As long as it shows up on a sign. I'm still okay! How are you still fast? It's so bad, but I'm still standing! As someone who has a lot of constitution spells, I feel like it's always easier

than I'm experiencing in this moment, and that's sad for me. Yeah. Okay. That is Ted's turn. Opal, you're up. Okay, I am going to- Dear, that's your own deck.

Good enough. Oh, he didn't leave? He hasn't had his turn yet. He hasn't had his turn yet. What does that mean? He hasn't gone yet. He hasn't gone yet. No, and I hear you, but does that mean my spell maybe didn't work on him?

We don't know. You have no idea. All of this, like, we're living in, like, a weird liminal space where, like, all of this is happening within six seconds and we're kind of... Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Okay, okay, okay.

Okay. Okay. I'm going to walk over to Morrigan. She's already there. You're already there. Your body went when Ted took over. Right. So you're in front of Morrigan and you just punched some holes into her body, yaddy yaddy. Okay. I'm so sorry.

I'm going to very gently, as my bonus action, just touch her with the butt end of my dagger and I'm going to cast Banishing Smite. Gentle Banishing Smite. What does that do? Gentle banishing smite. I just don't want her to die. Yeah.

So I'm going to hit a creature with a weapon attack before the spell ends. Your weapon crackles with force. The attack. So the thing is, this spell's great, but you have to hit her first. Okay. Wait. Actually, I don't know if I can use it.

Is your HP under 50? You can't ask, and she can't answer. I think it is. I think it is. I think it is. I think it is. Okay. We're going I think it is. I think it is. Okay. We're going to go.

You know how you're going to get it under 50? You have to hit her first. Okay. So I'm going to take the butt end of my dagger and I'm going to hit her behind the knees. It's so crazy that you're in front of her face and you're like, how do I get the back of her knee vagina? Yeah. Per our earlier conversation.

Our earlier conversation. Yeah, don't worry about it. Off camera, off camera. You're not here for all of it. It worked for Scott Pilgrim, it can work for you. All right, am I good to go? Or do I have to roll to see if it hits her? You got to roll to hit, baby.

Okay. Do you remember how your actions work? No. So you're going your actions work? No. So you're gonna roll a d20 plus 10 to hit with your dagger. That's just a 17. I am aces 20. Doesn't matter.

Okay. So I guess, what does that mean? Maybe you're gonna die here? No, the banishing smite requires you to have hit her. Right, so I didn't. What does that mean? Maybe you're gonna die here? No. The banishing smite requires you to have hit her. Right. So I didn't. So that's it.

So that's my bonus action. So you didn't cast banishing smite. Oh, I didn't! The idea that you are holding on to it for when you hit her. Because you can hold on to this until it's the next time you hit a creature with a weapon attack. So now you have a banishing smite on deck on you. Does that make sense? Cool. So this is your new concentration spell that you've got up and you're

like ready to pop off with, but you didn't catch her. I didn't. I didn't. Okay. So your action was to attempt to tap her with a dagger. Didn't do it. You did a bad job. I did a bad job, and now I've used my weapon, so that means I can't cast a spell or do a cantrip. I have to use my weapon again. You've already, like, your bonus action was preparing the Banishing Smite.

So now I have an action left. Your action was attacking with the dagger. Oh, oh. Gross. So you've used your action and your bonus action, and you've got movement. Oh, I guess I'm just gonna stay right where I am. Okay.

So I just love the idea that Opal attacked you, and then all of a sudden Opal said, "'I'm sorry,' tickled the back of your knee, and just is sort of there." What do you think? Big mixed signals. Under promise, under deliver. And then Morgan's just bleeding all over.

Yeah. I'm sorry, I tried. Fucking crazy. I tried to banish you. It didn't work. No, it's fine. I'm sorry. I've never wanted to be banished more. I know. In my entire life. I'm so sorry. Anything else you want to do?

What can I do? Movement away would potentially incur. No, no, no, I'm going to stay, I'm going to stay. Okay, then that is your turn, Dariax. All right, so a lot's going down around here. As the magical influence has tempted to find me previously, looking about the battlefield and the chaos that's ensuing,

watching the multi-armed, twice-crowned over here, slicing into one of our friends. Yay! But I trust she's got a plan. I just shout out to everyone, we got to go. Opal says we got to go. I trust she knows what she's doing.

I'm going to cast at 7th-level Mass Cure Wounds at a path just beneath where Dorian is so I can get you and Cyrus and Dorian in it. I think I'm outside of 30 feet from him, am I? Oh. Shit. I will not give that to you.

Oh god, this is the mud. Play by the rules. I'm not going to play by the rules. You cannot make me. Is it just a straight line? You made it! I made it? You made it! All righty.

It's a radius. I can choose multiple targets in the area. That's not too bad. You would, yeah, you would make it. I think Feudal Eye is just out of it. Am I out of it? 23 points. It would also catch Mori.

Oh, okay, gotcha. So 23 points of healing to Dorian, Morrigan, and myself. Oh my gosh. Well done. Whoa. And with that, I'm also going to start climbing down and start moving past Fy'ra Rai with the intent of just heading off the map

that way over time. Where are you going? We got to leave. We're out of here. What? No. I're out of here. I'm just climbing down. Just slowly making his way down. I'm finding Orym, don't worry. We got to go. That's my turn.

Actually, as a bonus action, I turn back and be like, we got this. Give you an inspiration die. I think I already have his bardic inspiration. Yes! Can I have two? By the way, when you give me an inspiration, do I have two inspirations? No, you only have his bardic inspiration. Yes! Can I stack? Do I have two inspirations? No, you only have one at a time.

Okay, so I only have one. Wait, so you have this. I didn't know, but I spend it anyway. Damn it! Nope. I didn't know any better. You can't stack more than one GR inspiration. Oh, okay.

So the fact that I was like, another one! If you didn't have one, it did something. But you can stack bardic and regular. Yeah, bardic's different, but like, GM inspiration. Oh, you can stack bardic, then I can take it. Yeah, you get it, it did something. You can stack Bardic and Ragged. Yeah, Bardic's different, but GM and Spireshark. So you do get a d6. Yeah, you get it, you're good. A d6? D6 for me. I'm not a cool bird, yet.

Aw, buddy. I'll give it to you. Hey. People sleep on the recorder, man. I'm bringing it back. My jazz quarter, it's gonna be great. Can I guess? I'm just killing myself. I'm in the back. My jazz quarter, it's going to be great. Can I get... I'm just killing myself. I'm a mess right now. I didn't see that at all.

Good thing my shirt doesn't show it at all immediately. It feels so hard. I'm a messy baby. You're a messy baby. It looks nice. Matthew, can I get a wisdom saving throw from you? Yes, you may. Thank you.

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No. Okay. I will say though, you see a flicker before, like it's almost like if Dariax had any experience with TV where you're like, turn a channel, or like you turn the TV off and you have that old school TV, that sort of burned in after image on the TV. You get a little flash of an after image as you're looking at Opal and informing Farrah, like, hey, here's a little inspiration.

We've got this. Opal knows what she's doing. As you say that, you feel that little afterimage of what Opal actually looks like. Not the massive drider that you saw. Different. Three sets of arms. But not as bad as you see and believe and understand.

It's like there's just adding that second compulsion, that bit of enchantment magic that sits on your mind, the signals are starting to cross, and then it resolves back to the big spider drider situation. But for a minute, for a moment, you see things as they truly are as you continue to climb down. Very confusing, but I'll sleep by.

Buddy. That's my turn. Okay. Spydus. I got this, I got this. Spydus. Live to fight another day. Yeah. Let's go one at a time.

Then let's start with Cyrus. I'm sending someone home with a 19 on the die that's gonna do it. Hold up. The spider digs in, pressing with multiple sets of legs into Cyrus's chest, and though he is screaming and howling in pain from the thunder from being pressed upon by this massive spider, his body gives way.

A set of arms pincers into, just at the juncture of his shoulders and his chest, the second pushes, it takes a little longer, there's more resistance as it pushes between the bones of his ribcage. But they sink down and you all watch the spider

over Cyrus. Drops down by maybe half a foot as its pincers make it all the way to the ground beneath. And Cyrus stops screaming. That's all you know. Next up is one hit from a spider and the second

misses. Both of these spiders turn rounding on you. The first one, the one in the front, swings and hits the second one, just a little too dazed and disoriented from you spitting in its face and then absolutely bodying it with your crystal rapier. First one does 14 points of piercing damage. As you just get, it rears back that same, like, surprise spider.

And one of the lower arms, like, you're looking up at the bigger arms, and one of the lower arms, like, uppercuts you and finds its way under your ribcage. Like, these things are now are now like pushing towards vital organs and you feel it like pierce in and pulls back. My other spiders are going to make their way over to Fy'ra Rai. Come on, bro.

This one will come up, too. You know it? I'll give it a chance. Sure. Second one doesn't make it. You see it booking towards you, Fy'ra Rai, and instead it goes over to the gems and crushes them. And Opal,

you don't remember. You remember deciding that an opal was your favorite gemstone one day in Byroden. So pretty and interesting, and there's something in that milkiness of them. They're a little mysterious in a way that just colored gemstones aren't. The cloudiness, the thing that's obscured in them

is like a part of it. And you remember that suddenly. And you are suddenly aware that you don't remember what you were called before you chose the name Opal. And that's gone from you. Fear that I. Does a 21 hit? It sure does.

Hit a monk. It's my only goal in life is to hit a monk once. I finally did it. You take 11 points of piercing damage. You're going to negate somehow with your 96 things. I hate it here. Monks are hard and scary. Same thing. This spider rears back, and one of its top arms is going to push down through your trap at the top of where your neck meets your shoulder. Like you feel it slide past your clavicle as it reaches for something,

aorta, where blood moves, these things. And I think you know it because of your connection to the Wild Mother, Suddenly Stronger, that these things are abominations, but they are still based on things that exist in nature, and nature knows how nature lives and how nature dies. And this thing is reaching for vital parts of you, getting past your little carapace, and seeks to end you.

You can't have me either. getting past your little carapace and seeks to end you. You can't have me either. Is it a, it's not a missile. So you can't deflect it. It's not a missile. Sorry, it's not a ranged attack. This thing is right up in your grillie grills. Okay. Here.

Just look at the back of your head. You also got this cool little spider guy in the front. Right, yeah. That's my one last little fuff you. Is the spider that's on top of Cyrus messed up at all? Or is he totally trapped? Yeah, he took some damage from the thunder. I'm trying to figure out how strong these spiders are,

but I don't feel like it. You almost ended those two, it feels like. You bloodied two of them. Bloodies is usually DM code for half damage. Oh! You know their ACs are 15. Yeah, ACs are 15. Their ACs are 15. I can't read, so this is tough.

And I can't do math. Thank god you're pretty. You all feel... A different kind of pretty. Not the same. Kind of different. Oh, and it's a spider. This one makes it up.

But you're so tall. And crushes something else in you. Opal. Am I up? No, another spider makes it to another point and pillar of your personality. Great. There is now a stranger inside you,

and it's not the spider queen. Who is it? It's dead. You don't know dead anymore. No. Oh my god. What? What the actual fuck? This guy people mouth.

He's got a people mouth. I don't like it. One more buddy appears on the field and you hear in your ears, Opal. Good. You're sending them away. Make sure they go or I'll make sure they stay gone. As this massive spider,

and with every step it takes, it seems to pierce into the stone of this ground and it leaves a snail trail as it goes. Poison, acid, this thing actively corrupts where it is. And you are suddenly aware, I'm not gonna make you roll about it, because you are the champion of the Spider Queen, and this is simply known to you.

She is locked behind the divine gate. And before she had you, this was one of the strongest shows of force that she could bring into the world of Exandria without violating the wholeness of that gate. So essentially she brought in her secondary closer. A little bit for you, a lot of it for you. Keep going.

And with that, we come back up and around. Oh no, Cyrus. Wait, didn't you just get the pincers in him? Mm-hmm. What's more interesting, if I roll it or if you do? Yeah. Fuck you, I'll do it.

Okay. All right. Make a death save with disadvantage. A dex save with disadvantage? No, no, a death save. A death save with disadvantage. Can you still heal someone when they're like... Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 17 and two.

Thank god it wasn't a one. Dorian, I think you know, in whatever part of you knows your family like you know yourself, that Cyrus is dying. Back up to the top. The Spider Queen sits back in your mind. You know that this would be a time for her

to exert more influence. And what you feel from her is sitting back and watching to see what you do next. Do you do or say anything to her before we get back to the top? Mori, you'll be up. Dorian on deck. Yeah.

I think she says, I think you need me more than I need you. Intimidation. Disadvantage. Intimidation. Disadvantage. Can I use my inspiration? If you want to, call it out. Is it a save? Is it a save? There you go. Huh?

Is it a save? No, it's just an ability check that you're rolling flat now. Yeah, so one roll. Oh, just one? It was going to, yeah, you negated what was going to be rolling twice to get the last one. God, I got it, I got it, I got it. Okay, okay.

One. 15. And plus six is 15. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You feel her lean forward again. I don't know if that's true. You've taken everything from me. I have nothing else to lose.

That's definitely not true. And your awareness is pulled towards Cyrus as the spider, she activates her action. She rears back. The spider rears back, but what's the difference between them? Double hits. Hey Matt, what's the rule on death saves

when you attack someone while they're down and it's in melee? Well, it's advantage on the attack roll. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay. Well, I think if it's in melee, it auto hits. It does, doesn't it auto crit? It auto crits, yeah, okay. Well, I think if it's a melee, it auto hits. It does. Doesn't it auto crit? It auto crits, yeah. Yeah.

Fuck. And a crit would be two death saves. And that would be because you failed it. That's all three, yeah? Yeah. That's what I thought. Okay. Cool, thank you. You are not looking at Cyrus, but you cannot help but see it.

And you feel it under your own hands, like it was your daggers and not the pincers of the Spider Queen's minions doing it. A punch. And blood rushes up. And then it slows because the heart pushing it stops. Cyrus Wyverwind is dead. And the Spider Queen leans in.

Well, at least they know it wasn't your fault because you decided to run your fucking mouth. Who needs who? And even through it all, you cannot help but hear the slight shake in her voice. Morgan, you're up. I had a plan. I had a whole plan.

Oh. Give me insight or perception. With advantage. Okay, that's a 15. And then that's a, yeah, so 15. You feel it because the goddess you serve is one of death and transition. You don't see see you could guess but you know you had there were six of

you and now there are five there's more a depth of feeling and you can feel like wings surrounding you and covering you But she is hiding more of the information from you. It is enough to know that he is gone. Okay. Morgan's been watching that like a hawk because that was going to be her next move. Is the spider still alive? That killed him?

Okay, great. So I'm going to roll to attack. I'm going to rabbit hop, use my bonus action to rabbit hop. It's 25 feet, so I think I can get to the spider, right? Can I jump up in the air and over, or how does that work? 25 will get you, like, if you angle it off, it will be about here, and you'll still have a little bit more movement to get over. Okay, because I just don't want to provoke an opportunity attack. No your rabbit hop will clear you of your three opponents

Okay, so I want to rabbit hop down You rolled so good on that Mass cure wounds too. Okay, and then you move all the way over? Yeah, I'm gonna move all the way over I'm gonna get in striking range and then I'm gonna roll to hit. Yeah, I'm gonna roll to hit. And then I get a blessed busting, right? Are we still blessed, or did you? We're still blessed. We're still blessed.

All right, let me. Hashtag blessed. Are you fucking kidding me? Stop, no! Always blessed, never goes. Six, what is it, 15, is that? Yeah, it's a 15 to hit it. Wait, oh god.

Six plus seven is 13. 13 plus. Plus. Plus four. Four, so I hit. You hit. Okay, so I'm gonna take. Do you wanna roll both of your attacks on this?

Yes. Yeah. So I'll roll again. Yeah, do it again. That's an 11. Plus, plus? Plus seven, so that's gonna hit. Oh yeah, yeah, you're good.

So I have two attacks. Yes, and they both land. And they both land. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna, hit. Yeah, you're good. So I have two attacks. Yes, and they both land. And they both land. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm sorry, I'm like. No, it's okay. So I'll roll to hit twice with my rapier. Yeah, I think Morgan's just, she like had a whole, she was gonna do a whole thing.

Okay, so that's a seven. And then that's an eight. And then I get two more because of my passive divine smite. Right? Yeah. So that's an eight. And that's a seven. 27 is 30.

The wrath. You, Morgan, are devastated. But the wrath of your god shines through. Tell me how you destroy the spider that destroyed your friend. Um. I wanted to... I want to start stabbing him, it, and never stop. I just want to fucking, I want to kick it off of him. And I just want to start stabbing him, it, and never stop. I just want to fucking, I want to kick it off of him.

And I just want to start, I don't want to stop until it's like minced meat. You kick it, and it rolls off and away and exposes that underbelly, but I think before Cyrus slips off of it, you see where he has run through in two places. His body slides away, and then you stab. You destroy this thing.

There's no glory in it. There is no glory in it. There is no justice or revenge, but it is gone. I watch as my blood mixes with the spiders. I stagger up to my feet, because I think I was probably on my knees at this point, just fucking as close as I can.

I look over to the dick gems. You said that with all of the heat? Yes. Damn, beautiful. With my haste, I use my second action to stumble over to those stupid fucking daychams, and I grab them in my hands. Every other one of these interactions has come with a memory, specifically triggered.

But Morgan, I want you to tell me what of Opal you save. It can be anything. You feel it as you grab those gemstones. You feel the parts of her, how many holes, like a tiara, cheap cheaply made where the gemstones fall out battered you can feel the things missing her sister's name her own Morgan, this fight is cruel, and your god doesn't even want you to stop it. But you can save it, some part of her. Tell me what. I just want her to know.

I want you to know that no matter what you do here, you can always come back. No matter what. I know you don't mean it. And I know that you will never, ever be her abomination. Thank you. Sorry. You don't need to be.

This is bigger than all of us. I love you. I love you, too. I know I'm stupid. Is there anything else you want to do? No, I think Morgan just keeps looking at all the blood. There's so much blood, and it's all over the dick jowls. Please take inspiration.

Way to make a joke through truly the roughest shit. You keep giving me inspiration, but I've never used it. So I just have one and then it rolls over to another one. But you have to use this inspiration, please. I'm losing my mind. I think I did everything I can do, so. I think you look down at the gems and the blood and blackness that mars those parts of Opal that are left, and you look down at Cyrus'sria. He was sincere in his kindness,

and awful with money, and truly the worst of cards you would ever see. You know exactly why he got into the money problems that sent him toward you. But you also know because he told you, even as you cleaned him out for the fifth night in a row, that he had never had a better time than getting absolutely fleeced

by the prettiest card shark he had ever met. Yeah. I actually do have one more thing, because I have more move action, right? Mm-hmm. I want to leave. Yeah. You turn, and with an intention to go,

as you turn your back on Opal, taking with you the dick gems and the sense that there is some part of her that the Spider Queen will never take away from her. You are joined at your side by the spirit of Cyrus, as your time with the Matron of Ravens is just beginning, one of the duties of her chosen is to escort people home.

Oh, what? And Cyrus will leave with you, if you go. Do you leave? I leave. Morrigan turns and leaves the battlefield. And I take all the trees with me. And you take one tree with you

because you keep what you kill. Dorian. Oh god, Dorian, you're up. Yeah. I have to pee. Go pee. I think you've earned it, bud. Yeah, please.

You're allowed. It's a stress piss. Brought to you by WizKids. The best pisses are. Wiz you go. You get it. Yeah. Am I still, because of Opal's previous spell from while ago, am I compelled to walk away as her suggestion commands? Yeah. Okay. Can I buck against it as a wisdom saving throw?

Yeah. Okay. I'm going to try. Technically, no, but. Technically, no? I would say that perhaps seeing the death of your brother counts as taking damage sufficient to allow you a wisdom save at the top of your- Emotional damage. Emotional damage. Emotional damage!

What is the rule? I mean, is it when I take a big hit or? Look at me? Yeah. The rule's whatever the fuck I say. Yeah! I was not questioning you. No, I know. I was just curious. I know. All right.

You asked an honest question, and I'm telling those of you out there, they're like, nah, I said it. Fuck you. That hurt. Please make a wisdom saving throw. The difficulty is 18. 18? Oh, wow. You could do it. That hurt. Please make a wisdom saving throw. The difficulty is 18. 18, oh wow.

You could do it. I could. You still have less. I'll try. And bardic inspiration? And DM inspiration. No, no, no. Yeah, you also still have your DM inspiration, too. I did use the one. You did use mine.

But you still have DM inspiration. Look at me, look at me, look at me. Eye contact. Inspo? You have DM inspiration. Look at me, look at me. Eye contact. Inspo? You have DM inspiration if you want to roll this with advantage. 18. Mm-hmm. Boy, this is tough. Tough stuff.

That's a one. Now you roll with advantage, though. Yeah, I know. The DM inspiration. Trash. 13. Yeah, so I guess, I think Dorian is so shocked,

he can't even change levels, so he does what he's told, and he starts to walk away against his own will. His feet move, and he doesn't really feel as if he's walking, he's just moving through air, and he can't control his body. I think he's thought about this before. I think when you only have a sibling,

I think you think about what it would be like to be without them. And I think he's surprised by his own feelings. And he feels like he would cry and break down and whatever. And he doesn't do any of those things. He's just angry. Like angry, angry.

Pure sort of anger. At what? Something ineffable, indescribable. He knows this isn't a person's fault necessarily. Maybe it's resulting from a person's actions, but this is just the way things go when you live a life that's free. So he just starts to walk.

Rule question, and he's seething. Can I do anything as I leave? Are my actions negated in my turn? Or can I continue to just do as told? I mean, up to the DM. Yeah. You failed the save. Sure.

But I like your anger. You can do whatever you want as you leave. My question to you, just a point of clarification on your way out. Do you leave in the direction of Dariax? Yeah, I'm walking in the same path. You say walking like you're not in the sky. I imagine you're walking through the sky.

Excellent. I'm sorry about those two princess delighting. Yeah! Exactly, exactly. Watching him overhead. And he's surveying the scene, this seething anger walking the only direction he knows how. And as he does, as he passes over this, I'm going to whisper to myself and whisper at the second in command that just was summoned.

Oh, the big spider? Uh-huh, that was just summoned. Hell yeah. Sorry. I'm going to cast 7th-level Gaius and just say, just say, kill your mother, and then keep walking.

And it's a wisdom save 16. Oh, I know how this works. I know, you put it. What is Gideon's? What do you, what do you, what do you? There is no King Daddy compulsion worse. What's my difficulty? It's a 16 wisdom save from the creature. Yeah. All right. It's been a night of failures. It's on your end.

You whisper that. I really thought I was going to die. Me, too. And you feel it hit. It takes effect. This thing now has one understanding. If it has the opportunity,

if it has a shot, and it does not try to destroy the Spider Queen, 5d10 damage. Yeah. That it can take once a day until the spell wears off. And it? No compulsion is stronger. once a day until the spell wears off. No compulsion is stronger. And at seventh level, it lasts for one year. Wait, I'm fucking tickled.

That's fucking amazing. You hear something in your ear as you go. A last little taunt. She didn't stop the spell. Too focused, too at the edge of her victory to risk it all, to magically make her point, but she will add a little insult to injury as you go. It could have been you.

You could have put on the crown. Maybe it all would have gone differently. I wanted you first. You're too much of a coward to do what needed to be done. And now your brother is dead. And my favorite beast is turned against me. So I guess I'm going to have to make Opal count, huh? I respond.

I just keep on walking and turn my back on the whole scene. You want to give me a little intimidation roll on the way out? Yeah! Nothing bad will happen if you don't beat a... I have the idea that he just turns around and goes, JZ! Turns back around.

And this guy's going like, JZ? I'm sure this roll will go the way the rest of the knights has. It's not a pose. Ooh! Just show me what you got. 19. The image, the images that the Spider Queen put in front of your eyes fall away.

It's in a moment. There's something in that flex of not acknowledging her, her deceit, her lies, her ability to break hearts and turn minds. She attempts to cast despair and wants to see you bleed and you don't offer that to her. And a creature, a monster, flinches at your disdain, and you go. To the bathroom. Yay, everyone goes to pee when they leave the game.

I know, I know. I've peed twice. Less than a year. Bye, bud. It's going great. Hey, Fy'ra, how you doing? Everyone's going fucking through it right now. I just, so I don't. You didn't do any murders.

All right, just above table. You did? Killed Cyrus! Yeah, he's a, yeah, he's a. Still a few of us on the board. Thanks, bud! So, how much has happened telepathically? Yes, I was going to say,

what do I know has happened telepathically? Because I'm behind cover, hanging with a spider. Yeah, you and the spider. All I know is Dyax is taking off and I don't understand why. I'm yelling at him in my head. I told you, Opal said we got to run. You heard Opal say that.

You heard Dariax go like, We got to go, buddy. Here's some inspiration. And he slowly climbs down. Don't leave! And passes by those spiders unmolested. There is a narrative being built here by those actions. Something powerfully magical happened.

Yes, and it's taken my boys. And did I see in the air Dorian take off? Dorian's fucking dipped. Yeah, I saw him. Morgan has dipped. Can I see his minotaur telepathically? Is that a free action? Interesting. You are kind of on the Spider Queen shit list.

So I want this to be a charisma saving throw against the difficulty of nine. Sorry. Can I give it some time? My ring light is out. Can I have it? Three times. No! For me? I got inspiration three times.

Yeah, 10. No, 15! I rolled a five, but I have a plus 10 charisma, thank god. You punch a hole in the webbing that the Spider Queen is throwing in front of you to try to wall you off in this telepathic bond to your friends. Go ahead. You're all right.

Trust me. Do as much damage to me as you can. You have to say that louder. There's no universe. The microphones can't be that good. These are pretty good. This is ASMR episode. ASMR episode now. ASMR episode nine.

You got to go! Just... That was Dariax. That was Dariax. Just do as much damage to me as you can. Just trust me. And I hear it very much in her voice, the way she just sounded. This isn't someone else. This is her.

Mm-hmm. If I were to run in a straight line toward her, I know the fighter gets an opportunity to attack. You've been- I know there's a ton of terrain, but I also have like... A scurrillion-y movement. Yeah, and acrobatics, and I have the walking up walls and cross water and shit, so can I get to her? Yes, make a strength saving throw.

As the attack this spider attempts is a grapple. Okay, so nine plus 10 is 19 plus? I hate monks. Two is 21. Yeah, yeah, I get it. It does not do any damage to you. Because it thought it would roll better. It didn't roll bad. It got a 19.

Also, for flavor, I am so angry because everyone is leaving, and part of me knows that they can't do anything about it, but I know there's no way. I just gave myself to the goddess to save Opal. Mm-hmm. I'm either going to tear that shit off her head, or I'm going to be fighting beside her for the gods. Mm-hmm. What is your intention in this moment? SAM and LAURA say, SAM and LAURA say, SAM and LAURA say, SAM and LAURA say, SAM and LAURA say, SAM and LAURA say,

SAM and LAURA say, SAM and LAURA say, SAM and LAURA say, SAM and LAURA say, SAM and LAURA say, SAM and LAURA say, SAM and LAURA say, SAM and LAURA say, grab the crown, and pull as hard as I can. Pull.

She's very strong. Arcana, medicine, religion, or insight. Your call. Insight. 21. You are strong enough to tear this from her.

She will not survive it. How badly do you want to free Opal? Twice crowned. How badly do you want to free Opal? Twice ground. I'm going to just run up to her and I'm going to stop right at her. And reach for it and hold it and I know that it will pierce my hands. You bleed freely. What do you want?

Do you want to go? I think they're in the same place. I will go beside you. I am here to protect you from anything, including myself, if you need me. I want you to go. Opal. Yeah? I want you to go. Opal. Yeah.

Insight, religion, nature, or medicine. Your call. They're all trash. Yeah. Did you vote before? No, I know what those stats do. 12.

Which one did you go for? They're all the same, so let's just, what were they? Yeah, what were they? Insight, religion, medicine, and what? Nature. Nature. I guess insight. She is holding your crown, and you feel it grow a little wider.

It reaches in, pushing past the bone of your skull. It touches your mind, and it touches your brain, and you feel it extend out, piercing into Fy'ra. It touches her blood, and that touches her heart. You are connected in this moment, and I think you see something, or you know something. Her connection with the Wild Mother, stronger than ever. Not what you have or experience. You are unique in this world.

There are only a couple like you. But she is as devoted to her deity as you must be now. And all of the gods of Exandria are bent to equal purpose in your estimation and belief. Not going to speak for Matt. He's on the, when he comes back with the side campaign. to equal purpose in your estimation and belief. I'm not going to speak for Matt. When he comes back with the side campaign. You do what you want, Matt.

You do what you want with your little guy. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm daring to ask. He's so deep in it! This is such a nice break for you, isn't it? Oh, it's great. I'm just going to let go. Yeah. Let go, let it breathe.

Just not head in deep, one brain cell. Working hard. If you are fighting the same enemy, she can stay by your side. Even this, I think you could sell to the spider queen. Anything that keeps her alive, I want to do. Okay. So. So we're going to enter into negotiations now.

Okay. The three of us. You, me, and the Spider Queen. The one thing I can say is the second she says, I want you to go, I release the crown. Okay. But I'm not moving. You release the crown. Okay. But I'm not moving. You release the crown, and you see where it has pierced your hands.

And at the point, it presses in that dark black, it feels more like iron than bramble. You pull back just enough to see that where it has pierced you, it's given way to green, like the plant that it was before it was forged, or at least when it was imitating. A circlet of barbed vision. an awakened vestige has let you go at the Wildmother's behest. And you feel yourself still pierced,

still connected to Opal. And because you are connected to Opal, you are connected to the Spider Queen. And she leans in. Hmm. to the Spider Queen. And she leans in. Talk to me. Why is she still alive? Because you need her. Just like you need me.

You know what happened the last time you told me what I need. I know. I am here for my god. And I believe she has similar purpose for you, even if she has different methods of going about it. You can see and feel that the spider queen's like, how the fuck did you get on this call?

You and I, tits up. Am I on? Did we do the three-way calling? She did the conference call. Yeah, I joined the call, right? She's like, how do I get her from the room? Now entering Fy'ra R'ai. He's on the call. Who gave her the meeting code? Yeah.

What? Who are you? All right, I know who you are. What do you want? Other than to stick around? Like a bug I can't seem to squish. If you won't leave her, and I won't leave her. But if both of our... I won't. And I won't leave her.

But if both of our... Don't you have a sister to go kill? No, I have a sister to walk beside. I feel like I set you up for that. The Wild Mother and you. I don't know how you are connected, but I know you are both in danger. I am here as a protector for Opal and now for the Wild Mother,

which I believe means, whether I like it or not, our purposes are the same. Persuasion check. Got a bunch of inspiration. If you roll below a 20. Don't roll below a 20. Cool. Do I get to add all my thingies? Add everything you got!

Because I haven't held all of thingies? Add everything you got. Because I haven't held all of the things. Yeah, buddy. All right, so. That's a one, so that one's not going to count, because that's one of them. Yeah, of course, of course, of course! I have a inspiration. That never happens,

it never happened, bud. I have inspiration, so I have to roll that again. Can I add my bardic? Do I have to say ahead of time that I'm adding my bardic? No. Okay. You're good. That's a two. How do you get to reroll?

Where are the rolls coming from, bud? You got the reroll from using your inspiration. Yeah. So you got a two the second time? Yeah. No, our queen of high rolls. They had to run out sometime. Here's the thing.

What's your bonus to persuasion? Is it a plus 18? No, it is three. Okay, can you please add a participant waiting room? Put the waiting room back on! Wait, wait! I have two Burdick Inspirations that I can add on. All you have to roll is a 10 on, you can roll a 15 on both. Before you do this, I will offer you something.

Okay. Oh my god. I guess that's not really physically possible. That, too, was real bad. Could I have bequeathed my inspiration? That's not how any of this works. You can continue the conversation, but it will cost you

a little pound of flesh. You can continue the conversation, but it will cost you a little pound of flesh. Okay. Take nine points of piercing damage. As the wounds in your hands flare hot, like the beginning of an infection. But what is heat to you? Do I see her in this conversation or only hear her? Do you want to see her? I do.

She steps forward. As she steps forward and I feel this pain, it's like I had my hand on a hot, it's like I had my hand on this, but I am not flinching in my eyes, Fjallrmorfair. Look, I let you stay on the call. Don't push your fucking luck. I'm listening. Keep talking. I am a strong champion. I am here. Are you looking to enlist?

No. I already, that spot is taken. Sure. What'd she offer you? I could do better. She offered me opal. She offered me opal safety to help. That's all I wanted. Whatever it would take to keep her safe and to be able to be hired by her side.

You mean it. I do. And I think this part of the conversation, you see the Spider Queen's lips moving. You mean it. I do. And I think this part of the conversation, you see the Spider Queen's lips moving and you do not hear her words. I have lost one sister completely on this planet. I was born to be a protector. I was not born to walk alone for solitary purpose.

This is my sister now, and if you take her, you will have to let me come beside her in some way. This, I believe, is a reasonable compromise. You are aware of the danger. Do you know what she is up against? What your goddess is up against? Ludinus doesn't know. Ludinus doesn't know.

He is a petulant child. Whatever it is, if it has scared all of you, I know our chances are slim. But I'm not leaving this planet without a fight and I don't want to leave the Wild Mother or Opal without a fight. I will not walk away. Intimidation check.

With advantage. Come on, just for fuck's sake. If you don't want to use your charisma, you can use your strength modifier instead. Okay, strength modifier? You can decide. Whichever's bigger. Yeah. Okay. Oh, that would be the modifier, not that.

That's okay. So it would be a plus 10 as opposed to a plus 8. Then let me stick with this. It would be this, because that's a saving throw, so that's the five, so it should be the eight. I would rather take the eight. Well, it's eight when it's charisma, but because your strength modifier is too higher, it would be a 10. Oh, I see.

Thank god for you, Matthew. I played this a few times. Just a little bit. 11 plus, what was it, eight, 10? 10. 10. 21. You are locked in a moment with the Spider Queen, a long one. In the time that you have known them, you knew that she had circled your friends,

finding her way in through the vestige you all found. Though you were not there when it was found, you were part. Who to tempt, who to bring over. And the spider queen is many things, but not a fool. And she knew better than to bark up your particular tree. Too hard.

But she is rattled. And you know that all of this, the death and destruction and compulsion, is from someone with no other recourse. And pride. God. The things that separate gods and mortals. Mortality. But for me, Abrea,

pride. Who calls himself a god. And what happens when that pride is shaken? When mortality is back on the table? You are looking a woman in the eye. And she needs all the friends she can get. She takes you off of mute.

Hello? You guys still there? I'm here. She means it. She can stay. You know, it's tough for Opal because she doesn't want her friend to have the same fate. But it's not her choice.

It's not Op not her choice. It's not Opal's choice. Is it Opal's preference inside of her heart that Fy'ra and I run away? I mean, I don't want my friend to have this as her future. But I don't have that as my future. I am the Wildmother's champion. Yeah. We are just at similar purpose from what I can tell.

From what the gods have told us. So I'll ask the Spider Queen, what will you do to her? Fear or die? Nothing. She has agreed to fight. She's agreed to stay. I have told you many lies in our time. Yeah, you're a liar. Takes one to know one.

I'm not lying now. There's nothing she wants more than to stay by your side. And Opal wants a lot of things. And one of them is for you to leave and be safe. I can't make that choice for you. And I will not tear you from this purpose, but I spend a lot of time obscuring truth.

And maybe it's worth it to try a little honesty. I have no purpose without someone to protect. It is who I am. I'm sorry if you want me to leave. No. I couldn't protect someone, I think. I don't remember.

I'd like to protect you. I was so young when I started. And now I feel like I've aged 100 years. But... I'll never say no to a sister. And I will never leave another one. Then it's settled. She stays.

The others are going. If I see them again, keep them away. You know as well as I do what's coming. It's worse than you think. I have nothing else to lose. You're so young.

Hopefully, you will not learn the lesson too soon that that is not true. There's a whole world. And it may not feel like yours. But it will be. It yours, but it will be. It would be if it was gone. And perhaps if we see the other side of this, I'm going to call you a cunt with my whole chest. Hey, I know what the fuck I am. Good. I chose my champion well. You ready to go?

I'm ready. Wildmother. Don't bring her into this call, please. She's so fucking, she'll be like, I'm the smell of freezes in the wind or stupid shit. What do you want? What do stupid shit. What do you want? What do you want? What do you want?

You want her to sound like a duck or something to tell you it's going to be okay? I will just say I am on my way. She knows. She's the babbling of every brook or whatever her fucking deal is. Oh my god. Her and the lawbird.

It's fucking... She knows. She's watching. Then yes, I am ready. Great. Is she going to be in the call the whole time? I don't like it. I don't know.

I don't know, bitch. Figure it out. All right, language. And you feel yourself move out of this space. And you stand together. language, and you feel yourself move out of this space. And you stand together. Dariax has reached the bottom of the cliff. Yeah, how much time is this conversation? Three long years!

20 minutes later! No, but legitimately, while this is happening, is this in an instant, or could I take Dariax's experiences while this conversation's happening? What's more interesting to you? I'll give you a little, you could put your thumb on the scale, oh, fellow storyteller.

Did you want this to happen over time, so Dariax is just fully doing a whole background gag? No, not a gag. While two women stare into each other's eyes. Not a gag, not in this moment. Oh. I think Dariax climbs down the mountain, looks up and watches Dorian

kind of just coasting off in one direction. He goes, we got to get Cyrus. Goes around the corner and sees the corpse on the ground, sundered and bloodied, and sees Mori charging the opposite direction. Confused, but starting to put the pieces together, he begins to back up in the direction that Dorian's going, looking over the hill as his line of sight begins to reach and can see the clutching of the crown and the apparition of some entity

that he can't even really fathom, let alone focus on. And all he hears in his head once more are the words from Opal, Run. And he just looks to where Dorian's going and charges after him. Yeah. And I think this is the end.

The Crown Keepers started off so light. Pee-pee spear on a roof in Emon. Glitter shitter. A glitter shitter. The ash hole. God, I owe you a lot. Could've killed more.

And I think you all feel the breaking of something as you go your separate ways. But not everything is forever, and not every story gets ground down to a bitter end. Most of you left standing, scattered across the world, in many directions, to start telling new stories. The more you leave with a spirit by your side, Fy'ra and Opal head off into the darkness,

following the footsteps of the Spider Queen. Dariax and Dorian, do you stay together? Do you follow for 24 long hours, Opal's final mercy, sending you away from what surely would have been a last stand? Think so. Yeah. Yeah. You make your way south and east

towards Zephra. Find the Tempest. Find the Tempest. Dariax, is there anything else? You, tempest-tossed more than most, or you follow whichever way the wind blows, and your friend is the wind incarnate. And we're walking to the place

where the wind is home, right? Yeah. I don't know. Dariax has a lot to figure out. He just lost most everything in a very short time and still hasn't seemed to lose anywhere near as much as his friend has. I think it's a very quiet walk these 24 hours

as the sun rises and sets again, starting to climb up the base mountain pillar walkways that lead towards the Ashari city. He feels scared to say anything. You feel it. The moment that compulsion leaves. The lessening of magic, not an idea from your own head or heart.

Continue. I don't think he's going to wrestle with that betrayal yet. Yeah. Right now, he's more focused on Dorian's well-being, I think. And hopefully, whatever this tempest is, maybe she can help him figure some stuff out, too. Yeah.

It takes a couple days. You make your way across the world. The roads are clear and anyone you see or meet, there's no talk of the Myriad or the Clasp or the Nameless Ones or all of the things you were scared of when a person and her agenda was the worst thing you could be scared of when a person and her agenda was the worst thing you could be scared of.

I speak of Ludinus Dulleth and the moon and the gods. Great doings and workings of magic, solstices. Undeterred, you push forward. You have a shred of divinity beside you, but the observer, neither directly threatened by the goings on here, nor particularly worried about themselves or their place in the world. You see that that deity, that spirit,

that lesser god that you are connected to is content to sit and watch as you wander. Take that however you will. And eventually you make your way to Zephra. Do you go straight toward wherever you think the tempest might be? Is there anything else you want to do or say or have or prepare?

How well do you think you got to know my brother? I mean, we bonded pretty quick, because I don't think there's a lot either of us hold back. That's true. You know what's funny? I've known him my whole life. He's always been there. And now that he's gone, I can't imagine what he would want me to do. Does that make me a bad person?

No. I don't think you can be a bad person. Maybe. I don't think you can be a bad person. Maybe. What do you want to do, Dariax? Honestly, it's a question that I've never really asked myself. And I think it's because I'm scared that I don't have an answer. There are no answers. I think for the first time, I'm beginning to understand what I want.

What's that? Do you know what a trope is? A thematic element. You are an apprentice bard, are you not? Okay. Hold on, let me write this down. Hmm. Go on. Trope. It's one of my least favorite. It is where my heart guides me. I want revenge, Dariax. Badly. Do you think you can take revenge against the universe? Do you think you can fight back against gods and monsters? Um, mate, mate. Do I have to answer now?

No. Okay, let me think on that. That's all right. Guides and monsters. I take it all back. You know what we should do? What? Let's put the question in the song. You ever done this before? It's a great exercise. You put the question in the verse, and you put the answer in the chorus, and the tune that first pops into your head is almost always

right. Here, you'll need this. I'm going to take off my lute with my scimitar twined around it. It's time to graduate. From recorder to stringed instrument. It's a big jump, I say, it's time to graduate. From recorder to stringed instrument. It's a big jump, I know. But a long time ago, you gave me a gift and I would like to return the favor. Would you accept? Do I have to get rid of the recorder? Please, I know.

No. Okay. Here you are. I just cleaned it the past couple days. Wow. I've watched you do this a lot, so I can... It is awful. Fuck you, give me a performance check.

It's not as awful as you think! Yeah! Let's go! Yeah! It starts awful. It starts awful. It's fucking good. It's pretty amazing, actually.

Oh god, this was a mistake, but then he picks it up. Is it Wonderwall? It's like the beginning of Freebird. It's like, okay, I guess I can pick up a little bit from keeping an eye out. All right, well, as an apprentice, I'll keep practicing. All right. I don't know if I'm in a place right now to be fighting gods and monsters,

but I can certainly be in a place to help those that are. Maybe at the very least, writing some new songs and legends about what they're doing. How close are we to any sort of civilization, like a village of? You are at the edge of Zafra. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Yeah, a whole city of cool-ass druids. Can I see any kind of tavern or anywhere that looks lively? Yeah. There's a couple places. There is the more central gathering hub, more an inn and a public house, and on the outskirts, at the edge of the wilderness, a little nicely constructed tent

facing out into the woods, and you can hear even from here at the far end of this place, a little rowdier, a little louder, a little more energy. A few nights before all this horrible shit went down, you asshole, the three of us were. You called all the words. Yay!

Let me be so clear. I love it. I'm saying it out of love. We were having drinks, and my brother had left his cup behind, his favorite cup, and one last thing I want to give to Dariax, and I say, I think you're good enough to make a few coin.

Here, take this cup. Yeah. Set it out. There's a group right over there. Look for the one that's not the most drunk, second to most. Okay. Play a little tune, and I want to watch from here.

May I? May I watch? Yeah. But I can't be seen too close. I just want you to go and do the best you can do. Go, go, go. I got you, I got you. And then, I then I watch as he makes his way toward,

in his typical Dariax fashion, hurriedly toward the crowd, super excited, and I can't help but smile. I have a, just like real life, my fucking eyes are a little wet, and as I watch him go, my smile falls, and Dorian's face turns stern, and he casts Invisibility. I'm going to land my turn.

It's not about a turn. Where do you go from here? I'll strike to try to find the Tempest, yeah. Well hidden, but you can hear a plucky tune on your lute. Don't do that. It's not as good as last time. It's not as good as last time. Not as good as last time.

He does the thing of a little kid that turns around at the end of daycare to be like, I'm doing okay. I can't see you. Daddy's gone. He left us. He left us. But even still, builds confidence,

builds purpose, and the song begins to become something. You don't ask anyone, because you are not seen, but you listen. It's like the breeze. You feel how it moves and flows between people and buildings. You listen for the words of the Tempest. And you move to the center of this place.

Is it very often that you go to a settlement with no sense of discovering your place in it, trying to make a mark, even in your most discreet and subtle. You flying under the radar the most you can, titties out in blue and chiffon. You are always noticeable and noted, except for now. And there is no understanding of this place

or its people, just purpose and a mission. And you overhear, oh, she's not here yet. She'll be back. She's on some important mission. And you see them looking towards a grove in the center of this place. And you feel it before you see it.

Magic. The magic of life, of growing wild things, and birdsong and sunlight, steps through, silhouetted against the golden light of her magic. You see the antlers of her headdress, and you lose the shape of her to her massive mantle. The leaves, feathers, flow out and away from her. And somehow, even though you are invisible, even though she probably doesn't know you're coming, it does not cause you anything but the knowledge and the understanding of the rightness of this moment that she turns to the empty spot in space where you are standing.

And nods. And that's where we're going to pull back from here. Okay, now it's time for me to be emotional. The Crown Keepers are my little loves. They're my little family, and I didn't kill nearly as many of you as I thought I would. And that's a skill issue.

So I'll be back. A little meaner in the future. But thank you for telling the story with me. I think it's time to go. Hey, Matt, you want to come back over? Sure, I'll stay, let's do it. Let's do it. Whoa!

I'll give you a proper long hug in a moment, but I think with that, let's go ahead and go to break. Thank you all. Tremendously. Thank you. Thank you. We'll see you all here shortly.

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And welcome back. So, it is here, Durian Storm, after emerging from the tree, the voice of the Tem tempest that you've briefly encountered in your previous travels with Orym before you and Fearne and him made your way to the continent of Marquet, to adventures that have thrown all manner of chaos, challenge, and sorrow into everyone's lives since still holding close to that pain,

you watch as Gilith approaches, acknowledging you, present, though magically cloaked, says, Dorian, it is good to see you. I'll drop my invisibility. What brings you to Zephrah. Being lost? Only waypoint on the map, I suppose. I'm looking for guidance.

I lost my group. I'm looking for guidance. I lost my group. I'm feeling as though the winds are sending me somewhere I don't understand and I need an anchor. I know it's not your duty, but I'd like to continue what we started if I can. Well, in a way, it is my duty. As a leader of my people, and my people are

and have always been but a collection of wayward souls that needed a home. So you found your way here. I wish I could say that my guidance in the moment here is ever present. Many of us are needed, many places all at once these days.

As she looks at you, her soft presentation gives way to a very hard, stern look as she seems to read your soul in a glance and goes, And I gather the challenge is next, Andri. I've left scars in you as of late as well. Yes. I have a brother, I had a brother. And I didn't want to leave behind. But I have. I know this

world is full of magic. I don't understand. But you have resources, do you not? I hate to beg a favor I've never begged, but if I told you a spot in the wilderness, would your people be able to find it? I don't ask for miracles, but retrieve my brother's body? You are a friend to us. You have been a great friend to one of my most trusted protectors, one who has himself given much. I promise you, I will do this for you.

Make sure people stay safe. Of course. I will do this for you. Just make sure people stay safe. Of course. I don't know where to go from here. And that's all right. You can stay here as long as you wish. Many of our warriors are fighting a grand fight far from here. That is where much of my attention will be as well,

but we have many wonderful sages and caretakers and philosophers and anyone that you wish to tell your troubles to. What about armorers? We have those as well. Are you sure you don't know where you're going? Perhaps I don't know where, but I'm starting to believe I know why. I'd like to see Orym again and Fearne. at the moment, doing a very, very important mission.

And I've... I've never felt prouder. I'd know if something had happened to Orym. I know I'd feel it. So I take solace in knowing that he's still up there, or at least safe where he stands. I knew he would be. Well.

I need to confer with a handful of folks before I continue my journey this early morning. Do you need lodging? Do you need to resupply? You look a bit haggard, and like you've been on the road for a bit, by the wornness of your boots and the tatters at your elbows, but... Very much so.

I've imposed enough, but if I may, can you house me? Of course. All right. Of course. You look weary. Come rest. I have rooms in my domain amongst the chambers there

for friends and allies as they stay. If you wish to, gather what you can find. Have a few compatriots call forth what you think you may need and take whatever time you wish. Thank you. Of course. I think, uh... I think this sort of motherly,

powerful, sort of feminine energy of compassion is something that Dorian's longed for since leaving home, and you can just see the tension and the emotion and the anger leave his body, even if just for a moment, as he feels at ease for the first time in a long time. Come. She walks a little bit ahead,

and as she steps, and you've encountered her for times passing through Zephra, and you've always kept a reverence likely in these passings, but she was always Orm's charge, you know? And I think this may be one of the few times that you've had any true one-on-one time with her where she was not distracted.

There is a kindness there and there is almost a shared solace and grief that you can sense. almost a shared solace and grief that you can sense. a shared solace and grief that you can sense. As she steps with you, here as still night as it was, where she steps, the winds pick up and swirl. The dust and leaves drift but a few feet before her, her cloak billowing ever so faintly,

like the weather itself likes to carry her to her next destination. She brings you towards the center of Zephrah amongst the various domiciles and large tents. Elements of it almost remind you a little bit of your home, if more stationary and allowed to grow into the rock as opposed to picking up when they needed to find a new path.

That's welcoming in its own right. She brings you to the multi-level central establishment with its naturally grown and shaped balconies. At this early morning hour, quiet, you can hear the sound of the various crickets and evening creatures themselves settling into the end of the various crickets and evening creatures themselves settling into the end of their night's activities. It doesn't take long after some future introductions

for a number of the various helpers and caretakers of these premises to start gathering you whatever materials you need and start prepping your chamber for a night down of rest. They can call for replacements for your torn and weathered clothing. And they'll put in some orders for an armorer, should you need one, in the morning. As Keyleth leads you to your bedchambers,

she heads upstairs, followed by other footsteps, and you can just barely hear the muffled sound of what looks like conversation, but not casual, serious. Militant, even. You can't pick up the words, but you've always been keen at picking up tone. And for as kind and as warm as she's been to you

since she's arrived, there is a darkness and a seriousness that just manages to barely creep through the thickness of the ceiling. And it's about now that a clearer voice rings into your mind, unexpectedly, here in the wee hours of the morning, as you hear Orym say,

from the aether itself, we're home. Can you hear me? Northeast of Bassuras. Can you hear me? Northeast of Bassuras. Can you get there? I'm struggling. Sorry, can you get there?

Fuck, I miss you. I haven't gotten anything from the Sending Sun in a long time, right? Not in a number of days, not since, or weeks even, probably, since the messaging returned as of late, so it catches you off guard. Yeah, I put it away. You got one message from him a couple of days ago, it seems.

But it felt crackly and only partially understood and heard. It didn't sound worried, but also it seemed to taper off into distraction. Hmm. Yeah, I think normally, Dorian would try to think of the most eloquent thing to say. He likes to make things of words,

and he's specific about their meaning, and he can't think of a thing, but the only thing that's in his heart is just three words. It's just, I'll be there. And tries to send that back into the Sending Stone to return the message. You send it back off.

As you sit there in quiet, just looking at the stone in your hands, any semblance of exhaustion and rest that you are about to slip into fade. You're now more awake than you've been in days. As you sit there, the conversation above continues for another 20 or so minutes as you just contemplate the stone

passing through your fingers, thinking about what's happened. Aimless as you were, you're needed somewhere. As you hear the conversation close upstairs and the footsteps begin to descend, you hear the voice of the Tempest come and knock on the door. Open it.

Dorian, stay as long as you like. I have to be going. There's some business I need to attend to. But it's been great to see you. Thank you. Business? I don't mean to pry. How much do you know of the goings-on

between the Ruby Vanguard and the Moon of Vellomen? Stories. Whispers in the town square. We've been in the wild for a long time, hunted and preoccupied. Why? Her face grows stoic and hard. The world is in great turmoil.

I'm sure the lingering ley lines that twist and pull in the sky have filled even the furthest farmers with dread. It all comes to the Hellcatch. But the God Eater that sits in the core of that moon, seeks to be released and devour the Pantheon. All of the forces that can are gathering to prevent this from transpiring. An invasion that looms from entities

that have long plotted from afar and beyond our imagination. That is where Orym and your friends have been, on Ruidus. Ruidus? A messenger. He said he was on On Ruidus. Ruidus? The message. He said he was on the moon. I'm such a fool, I thought it was a code

or a place I didn't know. Ruidus, it's been lost from the sky. Not lost, but locked. And there it sits, unnaturally bound above the continent of Marquet. in the sky. Not lost, but locked. There it sits, unnaturally bound above the continent of Marquet, looming and pulling and tearing at the very fabric of Exandria's magic. All of nature sits still

as the whole world holds its breath, as riots and chaos begin to mount and burn. Faith fades. There is much happening. Where I walk, there is fire and there is loss.

I'm not afraid of loss anymore. And there is purpose. I want to go. She doesn't hesitate, looking at your eyes. Then come with me. Yeah, no hesitation on his part, he follows her. She steps out as the care hands have come up and brought you the clothing you requested, the materials and supplies that you had brought with you

and also wanted to pull together in the short time they had before this transpired. You didn't get a full suite of what you could have spent days here for, but the nature of the now has called you in response to that message. As she quietly steps away from you, you following in her wake,

the wind still follows her every step, but it's colder. She steps towards the far street of the city, She steps towards the far street of the city, towards a bounding, beautiful cherry blossom tree that you've not seen with your own eyes at night in quite some time. As it climbs up, its color's now muted with moonlight of Catha casting across it in grays and whites.

She steps up to it and runs her fingers along the branch. We're here to save the world, I think, again. And I wish to save a friend. Well, what's the point in saving the world if there's no one there to write a song about it? She smiles for the first time since you left. Well. We're happy to have you for as long as you're willing to come. We need all the help we can get. I would say to the ends of the earth,

but it seems as if we're already there. She turns to the side of this cherry blossom tree and as she raises her hand up, you watch as the glow of pure nature-based spiritual magic tears across the front of it. You watch as the crooked doorway, glowing a faint greenish color, opens. On the other side, you can just barely make out

a quick flash of a military encampment. a quick flash of a military encampment. You can see the cusp of war wagons and fires crackling. She turns back to you, quickly. She steps through and you follow suit. As you do, you emerge from the other side of this tree, from a much smaller leafless one that sits jaggedly climbing up about 15, 20 feet.

A number of other trees spotted around this barren and shale-cracked landscape of gray, reddish dust. Even here in the evening light, you can immediately look upward and see the ominous, red glowing sight of Ruidus for the first time in so many weeks,

like a burning coal of hate settled in place as a singular thin thread of red light anchors it to the surface of Exandria. And looking upon it, you cannot help but feel the chill wash over you. But you also look around and see the hundreds of soldiers that are either up too late or up too early, that are walking patrols,

bantering quietly, eating their first or last meal of the day. bantering quietly, eating their first or last meal of the day. Even in the midst of this ominous light, there is an undertone of camaraderie and familiarity. there is an undertone of camaraderie and familiarity. You see armored and flagged figures of different colors You see armored and flagged figures of different colors

and tabards and designs, a mix, a multitude of cultures, Exandria over. Some you recognize, some you'd want to study more. But indeed, as Keyleth said, it looks like a number of figures from around the realm are gathering. For what? Who may know? around the realm are gathering. For what?

Who may know? You take this in for a little bit. It's just beyond the massive gates that hold the eastern side of the Stronghold's perimeter walls. Massive, heavy walls of rock that have been sculpted out of the very ground itself, up 25, 30 feet. As you hear the gates shift open and a few calls down from below, you see

seven figures come walking in. You have to blink for a moment. You can see the shape of a tall, thin, feminine form. You see the lavender hair of a familiar face. You see the multifaceted, rock-like skin surfaces You see the multifaceted, rock-like skin surfaces of a violence-prone figure of familiarity. You see a tiny, exhausted, crotchety-looking

elder gnome in the oddest little tracksuit. You see your friend Fearne. You see Orym. You see the seventh figure, a squat, lumbering creature that is entirely unfamiliar to you. No sign of the little metal creature, a jovial voice, an upbeat persona that was ever there to lend an ear,

whether you wanted to or not. And they all look up and see you as well. Bells Hells, if I could have you back to the table, please. Hello, friends! Oh, hi! Oh, friends! Oh, hi! I missed you! Full circle.

Oh boy. So how's things? I've been good. You look good. Got a little squad buddy with you. Aw, yeah. Oh my goodness. As the rest of you, still processing

the grief and weight of your journey from the Moonaville Omen, step into the massive gates that guard this west side encampment, you look up to see a sight you weren't expecting, especially so fast after you reached out. There, not far from the billowing cloak and mantle of the voice of the Tempest, you see Dorian Storm.

Orym's eyes dart back and forth between the tempest and Dorian, totally gobsmacked. I heard this party could use a humble bard! He starts running and gets about 20 feet away and just goes. And miniature tackles into you. Total hug. Holy shit. And gets about 20 feet away and just goes. And miniature tackles into total hug. I start clapping over and get in on the hug and just kisses all over. That's very nice. You smell surprisingly good.

That's a shocker. Hi. Hi, how are you? Were you here? Yes, I'm really here. Hi. Hi. You're a welcome sight. I've missed you all. What are you doing here? Wait, I'm really here. Hi. Hi! You're a welcome sight. I've missed you all.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Nothing is as it seems. Say something only Dorian would know. All right. That's kind of pretty good right there. Chetney, I'm surprised of everyone here to see you alive. It's Dorian.

You son of a bitch! But I'll hug his knee. Oh, okay, yeah. That's strong on my thigh. Yeah, you know, it's wiry. What are you doing here? How did you get here? Well, I got your message.

Is the Tempest nearby us? The Tempest is still maybe about 20 feet back, just watching this all transpire with a smile on her face. I take Orym and look him deep in the eyes and gently set him down. She brought me, and I'm going to gesture back to Keyleth. Hi. Thank you.

It is quite a small Exandria, that is. Oh, well, we knew each other and I didn't know where else to go. How long have you both been here? Tempest. We just arrived not but a few moments back. We seemed driven by the winds, as many of us are, and it seemed that maybe fate has some strength in store for us as she glances in the direction of the Malleus Key. Fate does work in strange ways,

doesn't it? I've heard. My story's much shorter than yours. You asked where I've been, and I'd be glad to tell you at some point, but from the looks of things, you're in it a bit deeper than I was. What's going on here?

We learned a lot. Oh. Yeah. Her stoicism cracks as much as she does altogether, and goes, I am so glad you're back and alive. Oh wow. I was so nervous. And I'm so proud. I was scared, but I believed you could do it. And I, oh, sorry.

I put my hand out to her. She takes your hand. We wouldn't be here. FCG. It came at a cost. Right. As all things do in war. What happened to FCG? He sacrificed themselves.

Saved us? For us, yeah. Oh. Surely he couldn't be... Yeah. I understand. But we wouldn't be here if they hadn't. You wouldn't believe what it's like up there. No offense, Yvore, but there are whole new creatures and organisms and geography and...

A whole new world. The inside of the moon. It's incredible. The inside of the moon? Onto the surface. There's so much to tell you, Keyleth. Voice. Keyleth is fine.

And she looks past you all and you can see other soldiers have not just noted the return, but also many are looking past you all and you can see other soldiers have not just noted the return, but also many are looking past you towards the unique creature that's accompanied you at the interior. What you see. What do I see? You see a squat humanoid creature

with a rounded, broad set of shoulders. The head itself seems almost set within the shoulders. There may be a neck, but you can't tell, but with a cloak and hood that's pulled up over it, you see these muscular, long arms that almost touch the ground with squat legs and a smaller, secondary set of hands, arms that curl up into an opening

in the front of a chest shirt. The figure has dark eyes and almost a featureless nose. It's almost like a bump with just some slits on it. A wider mouth that's pulled back. The eyes are bright with, you can't tell if it's fear or wonder, but you've never seen a creature like this before.

And it seems to be sticking close to the rest of this troop and taking in with curiosity and fear as much as everyone else in the vicinity are taking them in. Kiel raises his hand and goes, Please be respectful. Don't gawk. Go amongst your business.

We have much to discuss. I'm trying to feed it at something. I mean, she is probably quite hungry. If you got anything to eat, I'd really appreciate it. Yeah. She's very intelligent. I haven't seen. Oh, you say words. Oh, yes. Everroll is a scientist, and.

Oh, you say lots of words and know lots of words. Indeed. Here. I still try to feed it like a pet. I got a, it's just some rash. Not Reese's Pieces? Yeah, not Reese's Pieces. It's like some flatbread.

Some flatbread. As you pull it out and reach it, you see she puts her hand up, and out from underneath the cloaked mantle, a smaller creature skitters out rapidly, leaps to your arm like a tiny monkey, grabs it from your hand and goes, and runs back, jumps back under her arm

and curls up underneath. That's true. I like her very much. Yeah. That's great. Keyleth and Dorian, this is Everoa. We rescued her. She was working intimately with Ludinus.

Indeed, as one of the numerous minds set towards one of the multitude of projects that the Imperium had set for us to develop alongside the Ruby Vanguard to work towards. That's the Moon Resistance. Moon Resist. Yeah. There's a lot to unpack here, Gilfist.

I can already imagine. Well, is there immediate danger? Did anything follow you? Is there anything that we should be currently looking to the east towards the Tishtan site for at the moment? Nothing followed us out as far as earlier. Not this moment, but I think the timetable is ramping up.

We were a part of a mission where there were explosions, a lot of explosions, and it pissed everyone off. The hive has been kicked. Yes, literally. and it sort of pissed everyone off. The hive has been kicked. Yes, literally. Very well, we'll make sure that we increase our patrols and keep an eye out there.

You all look like you could use some rest. Mm-hmm. I won't dare pry at the moment for all the details, as I think you probably speak with a clearer mind after a bit of recovery, for a multitude of reasons. But when you do wake, I want to hear everything. I have to speak with a few figures as well

and coordinate between some other encampments. So I'll get to my business, while you all get to some rest. Were you able to find the secret entrance that we pointed you towards? Indeed. It was an unexpected boon, and I think might give us some other options when it comes to infiltrating Roodus once we've,

well, taken in everything you've hopefully learned. Did you use it? We've only sent a few figures to check into it, though we are still slowly figuring out how many individuals we could probably fit through there. It's a very tight spot, but we do have some very, very powerful Ashari and Aphtera, I think,

that can definitely help us make that a little more useful. Ooh, a camera. I'm sorry. I'm just going to see. Nevertheless, and you can see it, too. You're all exhausted, and you can see in her eyes, she likely probably hasn't slept in a day, two days.

But she nods, motions for some of the higher guard to come and escort you to some of the nicer living tents, quarters for elite soldiers, guests. These are still military tents, but they're not poorly outfitted. elite soldiers, guests. These are still military tents, but they're not poorly outfitted. As she walks along with and leads you to

one of the large guest tents, and it's a clustered net of beds and personal chests at the foot of each. Some low-lit, ever-burning candles that hang from chains held at different points inside. Just this low burning flicker of light within. It's nice, it's cozy, and it's far better than Ruidus has been to you

in recent days. As you all step in, she goes, I'm just so glad to see you here. And I'm sorry. Thank you. Garrus said, for sore eyes, Tempest. So are you, Orym. So are you.

Kaete Ake. Kiteyake. Kiteyake. She leans forward and takes your chin in her hand and goes, there's no doubt in my mind you can do this. Rest well. Rest the rest of heroes. You've earned it. She turns around,

and you watch as the cloak billows for a second, and her form shifts into that of a large hawk that flutters off into the evening sky. She's so cool. You can do that to your friend. My god, I know, but it's just, she has a good flair, what she does. It really is. It's a whole.

It's really like it's a whole thing. It's effortless. Maybe you can work on your transitions. Make it a little bit more. I think my transitions are what are weird. Yeah, sometimes you look like a blob for a second. Sometimes you look like a blob, sometimes a fart, sometimes a little like some poos.

It must be fucked. I'm happy to see you. I am not. Oh my god. Clearly everything is wrong. So happy you're here, Dorian. I wish I came at better times. It seems as if you've been through a rough road. No, it was the perfect time for you to come. No, because if you'd have come earlier,

you'd be dead, too. Well, I think I would have done all right. Immediately dead is what you jumped to? Were you just? I have missed you as well. Were you by Zephra when I reached out? Yes. It's when your message came through, but only the one. It's a long story. My brother died. My two best friends became the champions of the Matron of Ravens and the Spider Queen.

Wait, what? It's a long mess. How long ago was that, Dorian? Yesterday. Are you serious? It's all right. We all deal with grief and distress. It's not a problem. Yeah.

Not really. What do you mean? I don't know. I'll be all right. Seems like we've all been through a lot. You were underplaying it. Oh no, no, just... What have you been up to? Yes, a moment, maybe. A rest, I haven't slept

much. I'm going to grab a blanket off one of the beds and just wrap it around and sit on the floor. What a day. Yeah, this has been a doozy. FCG, we lost them yesterday as well. We got ambushed, caught in the tunnels, and I think that was going to be a picture wrap on all of us. Yeah.

FCG, he's like something no one's ever seen, and whatever powers him, he accessed it and... It was the only way we got out. Hmm. We thought we could take her. She's pretty high level with the folks we're tangling with. It was the woman who led the attack on my home all those years ago. What's her name?

Otohan. Otohan Thule. Fuck her. She's fucking dead. She's dead now. I got her shit. I like this energy. There's a stain on the fucking wall. But man, Dorian, this stuff going on up there

is truly otherworldly. Stuff that predates most history that we know about. I mean, it is a blank slate with this stuff. It's hard to wrap your head around, and when you see it, it makes you wonder if we can do anything to change it. I have to admit, I've seen some stuff. This made me feel like I'm as green as they come. We've got some stuff. Actually, here, I got you something, a little souvenir from the moon. Immediately, Dorian starts to sweat. This one's not a dead thing, but I did bring back dead things. I can't wait to show you.

There was a gift shop right beyond the murder tunnel. Yeah, you exit through these. Yes. Always. It's kind of true, and I pull out the crystal dancer carved. That's really beautiful. From the red crystal from the moon. You've been carrying this in your backpack

all the way from the moon? Yeah, backpack. Right, got you. It's beautiful. What does it look like? It's like a teal green glass-colored dancing figure. It looks, in some ways, it begins looking rough-hewn towards the base,

but then it becomes this smooth, wonderful, organic shape that's in mid-motion, just captured in an instant. A pretty well-crafted piece of art out of material that you're unfamiliar with, something you would not expect to see recovered from the moon. His crystal, we've also gathered a few weapons. It seems to have magic properties,

and also, as we recently learned, may be connected to Prodothos. Would I know anything about the specific material? No. No. It's a complete mystery. Yeah, and even the name Prodothos. It's Moonglass. This is some big shit. we're dropping a lot.

Yeah. We've been on everything about Predathos. It almost feels like years of lore. There's this bad guy named Predathos. He wants to eat the gods. We're fighting him. Eat them? Like a little snack.

Like a big snack, maybe. God eater? Yeah, yeah. Thanos is one of the Titans. Like a big snack, maybe. God-eater. Thanos is one of the titans, but he doesn't look, they all look humanoid. He's the only one who's perfect. Everyone's a titan. Yes. Okay.

Fuck me. Predathos is trapped in the core of the moon, basically. So boo Predathos. Boo Predathos. Boo Predathos. Yay, the gods. If all the gods, well, that depends on who you ask, but if the gods are Inky Blinky, all the ghosts,

and Predathos is Pac-Man. Okay. From out in space. Pac-Man. What is this word you say? It's like a guy who just eats a lot of other little things. It's a classic stage show, I'm really excited. Got it.

Dwarven. Dwarven, okay, but all of this is very interesting. Very, very interesting. What is your plan in all this? We? That's not a good sound. No. Well, we had a plan. We were running recon on the moon.

Keyleth sent us there because we're just a little group. Okay. Expendable. A sneaky little group. Okay. Expendable. A sneaky little group. Did you sneak a good sneak? No. No. Actually, for the most part, we really didn't do too bad.

We could have gotten down to the bottom. We learned a lot. We came back with stuff. We know about the hive mind. We know about the five. Imogen's mom is crazy. I brought this back and I pull out the juggernaut finger. There's a massive severed red-fleshed finger. Oh, yes. I see. If you eat from it, it'll give you a vulnerability for ten seconds.

You are lying, obviously. Goddamn it. Oh! Oh! And I got this little guy, and I pull out the little alien fetus in a jar. This is horrible! You like the jar you're just holding. You don't have to hold these back. You want them back?

These are for you. Wait, but the dancer is a gift? I'm definitely fumbling all of these. I'll take the last pair. You keep the dancer. You know when you go to Carmel and there's driftwood art everywhere? Yeah! Same way.

Kind of, yeah. Low rent. That's really good. But, yeah. This is low rent. Yeah, well, okay. But, yeah. Local artisan, I understand. I always support them for certain. All right.

What to do with this? Maybe you can leave it for some child and set it adrift. Yeah. Like other pieces of fine art. It's one bit. It's really good to see you. It feels good to laugh.

It does. It does. We're going to have a score to settle, though, so if you stick with us, just fair warning. We're coming for blood. Are you back, Dorian? Are you going to stay with us? If you'll have me. Gladly. I speak for myself, I guess, but gladly. We missed you a lot. We talked about you often. That's very nice, but I'm just glad for the invitation. And I'll do my best! I've been

learning so many new tricks, so many new songs. I promise I will kick ass, but I'll also do it in a new, stylish way you've never seen before. The road's been long and hard, but I— Is it as stylish as this sheer shirt you're wearing? Oh, well, this is just the start of the ensemble. Give me a few moments. I've got some things in my backpack. I'm going to put them together, and if we've got the evening... Put them together?

Yeah, you're going to see. Are you going to play Ska? Because this is how Ska starts. How Ska starts, or how it started? Both. This is how an infasse day has happened? Does this have a galaxy long, long ago where Ska came from?

It's a musical virus and it's infecting the galaxy. Love it! Penny Sachs! Thank you. Pit, pit, pit. Wait, wait, what are you pulling out? What are you talking about? What?

You had a lot of other shit in your bag. Oh yes, I think at this point, since we had no time where we were, I think Dorian started to redress and put his new clothing on, but not really. He's not there just— So you're half naked? Sort of. Yeah, yeah. He only has this shirt on now. He's got a sack full of shit that was the supplies that he copped from the Tempest squad. When he has a quiet moment, his plan is to put it together and level up, if you will. If you'll allow it. I have a question. You probably don't want to talk about this right now, but now that your brother is gone, what does that mean for you? Well, that's a larger question than you may think. I asked Keyleth's people to potentially

retrieve his body. Wait, did he just pass? He said yesterday. Dorian. What? She said yesterday. Dorian. What? I'm so sorry. Me too.

He was in battle. If you can call it that. He did his best. I never thought there was real evil in the world. Not real evil. I think there are bad people who do bad things, but what we've seen these last days is irredeemable. I think for the first time in my life, I'm a bit angry. So she wasn't able to get rid of it. That's true. Another failure, so they say. No. An opportunity.

For what? Redemption. Hmm. I know I prefer revenge. I like that. I knew you would. Give us some more time. I'll answer your question. You said one of your friends went off with the matron and the other for a spider queen? Opal, I'm sorry. We tried. I can't be certain, but whatever forces are enacting on this world go deeper than we imagined. And Fy'ra and Dariax. Fy'ra stayed with Opal. Dariax, well, he's all right. You know, it's so odd.

We met someone in our travels. Speaking of a small Alexandria. Really? Yes. Her name was Denise. Denise! And she knew Dariax! Really? Yes. She was trying to get back to him.

And of course, I've never met this Dariax, but you know. He was wonderful. Barrel of Sunshine. She was a real firecracker. Apparently they had some sort of thing, if I recall. A romantic thing? Yeah, there was the vibe. You begin to recall a handful of stories

that Garyax had mentioned in passing of a particular woman that taught him that you can be both attracted and deeply afraid of a person. Wait. Was this the woman that, was she fond of deep red lipstick? Oh.

Did she have any sort of tattoos? Tattoos had her. Yes, yes, I've heard these stories. All the time. Yeah, he was very frightened of her. Wow, she sounds like an amazing woman. She was great. She was fantastic. Just to incite fear in her man.

Like, wow. What's that? The plants themselves trembled. Yes, she was a force to be reckoned with. I hope she finds them. Maybe now if Terriax is on his own, yes, maybe they'll find each other. We didn't get a lot of time with her,

but it was impactful. So she, Opal, is? Alive. Corrupted. I feel as though the Arari was walking down the same path. Well, maybe they'll be safe together. If they are, we are to be concerned.

As I said, it's not limited to the moon or even this continent. The gods are frightened of something, and I can only assume it's this. Predathos. Predathos? With a O, with a A? O? Predathos. Predathos.

Getting in the bath. Bath, bath, Predathos. The Medial Air. With an A. Well studied. That's the theater, kid. Everything Medial Arrow. With an A. Well studied. As a theater kid. Everything's coming out of the woodwork, huh? Chetney, how have you been? You've just been sort of giving me the summary.

How's life for you? Stellar. I came across an old flame who'd been dead like a hundred years. 200 years? Fuck, what is time? But hooked up again. It was great. After dead, after... She was alive again.

She was alive again. All right. Just making sure. God's throwing out favors for your boy Chetney Pock-a-Pay. Went to the moon, survived. He died on the moon. You died on the moon? Yeah. And came back? Yeah. Practically. And came back? Yeah. FCG.

It was grim, to be fair, for a lot of us. We got our asses handed to us. It feels like all the rules are off. Magic first, gods are pissed, taking our friends. I don't know. I'm just trying to make sure that I can even the score a little before I bite it. It was a pretty good spot I had picked out up there, I'm just trying to make sure that I can even the score a little before I bite it. It was a pretty good spot I had picked out up there, I'm just saying. A spot for what? For the end. For the end?

Well, not that I wanted to go or anything, but the moon's pretty cool. It is, yes. Especially if it's going to disappear soon and start eating the rest of the world. There's whole civilizations up there. As many different folk as there are here on Exandria. And there's one entire city where the beings who run the place are in league with the Vanguard, but then there's a whole other people

who are trying to tear it all down. The vanguard. Yep. We'll play it on a jury. We'll fill you in. Sure, sure, maybe. No, no, give me ten minutes. No, no, no, we can, we can.

We should get a drink. We'll talk about extending our prose. We should get a fucking drink. Storytelling. A drink or you can toast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a great idea. Do we need a drink. We'll talk about extending our prose. We should get a fucking drink. Storytelling. A drink and toast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a great idea. Do we need a drink? We do need a drink. I'm going to go find a fucking drink. I'm going to go find a bottle

of whatever the fuck is around, and I will throw it around to get it. It doesn't take you much. I mean, people are aware of who you are and what you've done, and to return from that. Get all of it. I'm going to get more than three. The first soldier you come across is like,

Yes, sir? Liquor. Good, bad, don't care. Yeah, yes, sir. Right away, sir. I don't really know. Is Everola around also? Everola has been taken alongside the Tempest. Okay. You go to ask and you can see in a tent, Ever-O has been taken alongside the Tempest.

You go to ask and you can see in a tent, just aside from where you are, there's three Ashari guardians to the side. Just looking past, you can see Keyleth is crouched down and having a conversation with Ever-O. I can't do this drunk, fuck. And I'm going to walk in and say, excuse me, let me go.

So I'm just going to barrel and tip the bird. Ashton, hi. Hi. I'm going to walk in and say, excuse me, let me in. So I'm just going to barrel tip her. Okay. Ashton, hi. Hi. I'm going to, yeah, hi. I'm just going to turn to Everard. I'm going to be really rude. I was kind of shitty back there. I don't like it.

I put a lot of my shit on you. This isn't math. You don't, you don't, I know you don't trade people for people, and I'm sorry. That wasn't okay. I don't feel good about it, and I'm sorry. Just do good. Just do good.

I just, that wasn't, sorry. Apology accepted. I appreciate your help. I'm going to go get drunk now. Carry on shit. Yeah. Keyleth looks. All right. Yeah.

You met Ashton as you walk away. As you leave the tent, you can see the soldier's already returned with three bottles of wine. Thank you. Yep, that'll do. And pulls up a bottle of a brackish brown liquid that's smaller with a heavy cork on it

and hands it over. Thank you. Oh yes, thank you. I am, yeah, like, what am I going to do with all these limes? You all hear the welcome clattering of filled glass into the chamber. I don't have a lot of feeling in my right arm, so I don't actually know how much I'm...

Thank you. Oh my gosh, that's right! The two of you have to tell him about sucking in scales of titans. I did something really stupid and got this arm. We will drink for drinks! As they're saying this in the point of the drinks, you notice in Ashton, his right arm does not match the rest of his body. It is thicker, more broken,

obsidian volcanic rock sort of a feel. Okay. Like jagged up along the shoulder with little. Something went wrong, clearly. Yeah. All right. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Are you sure you're all all right?

Oh, not even a little! To the reunion of old friends. To not being all right. To not being all right. Cheers. To wounds and damage. And to letters. Letters. And your brother. And to Cyrus.

Cyrus. And the Cyrus. Cyrus. And the friends we hope to see again. As you drink down your wine, your liquor, taking in the flavor and reminiscing on those you've lost, those you found, and in the midst of all this fear and chaos, the unexpected and necessary grounding that moments like these provide,

we pull away from the dull glow of the tent here in the mid-morning darkness over the Hellcatch Valley, ever warmed by the distant dark red glow of the ominous moon. That's where we're going to finish tonight's episode. Oh! We're done! Welcome back, boys!

So happy to have you back, man. It's good to have you back. Yay! Oh, what a view! Look at all this trauma we're going to get to unfold. Look at all of the trauma. Woo! Yeah, man.

I know the intent was to bring you back later in the campaign. I didn't realize it would be under such traumatic circumstances for everybody involved. It's okay. It's awesome. Yeah. It's the only way to get through this together.

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Anyway, happy to have you back, bud. Thank you so much. Love y'all. Love you, Maddie. Love you! Let's go ahead and pick this up next week

as the rest of the troop fills you in, likely between episodes, so you don't have to have an hour of you getting up to speed. We'll set everything. First, there was the dinosaur. I was opening my pants. This one itches.

Thank you all so much for joining us. We love you very much, and is it Thursday yet? Good night. Good night. Oh, hey. Ashley Johnson here, and I sure do hope you're enjoying the adventure.

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