Critical Role - Oaths & Ash | Critical Role Indianapolis Live Show 2025 Part 2

Episode Date: September 23, 2025

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Starting point is 00:02:27 Did you just bludgeon somebody? Yeah, I think so. I think we have insurance claims coming in. Is everyone okay up there? Okay. All right. That doesn't look good. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:02:49 Oh. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Oh, boy. Oh, man. I think it's fine. So ferns at the tippy top of the tower. Oh, that, wait, that's her up there?
Starting point is 00:03:04 Fern's over there. Oh, okay. This is Tevin, and this is the devil that is currently reading the scroll. There's a map. There's a map. We walked right past it. Is this out?
Starting point is 00:03:19 It was out. We were just, it was. Yeah. Crack out with your map out. I don't know what that means. Too late, no. So, Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:03:35 As you all just crest that hill and stand there at the side, you can see the rocky scape before you, the tower where the one black-crowned devil is currently reading the scroll. With Teven at its side, arms crossed, looking down upon Fern Calloway, who is currently on the top of that central precipice, these kind of purplish red chains wrapped around her
Starting point is 00:03:58 and binding her to the top. And as the words of the reading devil begin to speak, the very scroll kind of flares, and as it does, the chains on her seem to brighten and flash as well. The two other large devils seem to turn and loom as other smaller ones skitter around the base. Could I please bring to the table
Starting point is 00:04:21 the people that are guiding these two guardian devils? Wait, what? What? What? What? You. Let's go ahead and bring in Chris Perkins and Jeremy Crawford for. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Oh my God. Yeah. You know. You're so good. You're so good. Not Krarimi Krokins. Oh, my God. I have had this nightmare.
Starting point is 00:04:52 This nightmare. Oh, no. You guys look awesome. So good. You have chairs behind you. You can sit. Yes. I was wondering why we had so many horns.
Starting point is 00:05:02 We've all been very bad. Yeah. This is a three-headed GM. If you would, that's all, I give you your sheets. Geez. If you would like to take a moment to further describe the devils that you are helming here, guarding the
Starting point is 00:05:22 base and space of this infernal on-play of infernal aidment. I am really big and covered with football-sized fleas. Ew. Why?
Starting point is 00:05:40 I hate that. That's it. That's my back story. That's true. As though, Fazu, the fell prosecutor. Grips its axe, covered in football-sized fleas. You notice the approaching crew. What do they hear, verbal, from your lips?
Starting point is 00:06:02 No hope, only fear. And on this side, would Asterodith, the grim litigator, please speak on your presence and your... noticing of their arrival. I have four arms, two of which endlessly scribble upon a pad of rules.
Starting point is 00:06:35 As I look around licking my lips, ready to bring fell prosecution. Oh, no. He's a rules lawyer. You know it, baby. As this entity with the scroll reads out, And it is written here in the great script
Starting point is 00:07:03 that this joint agreement, twice renewed by Miss Calloway, binds her deeply into the service of Asmodius Lord of the Hells. For this, the contract flares, and I mark a D12 on the 12 for the deliberation countdown has begun. Whenever any of you fail in action roll with fear, it ticks down. And the arbitrator up top, Zachryphor, who reads it might be able to manipulate it further. But should that count down, perhaps Fern's fate is sealed. Whoa. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:07:59 What would you like to do, Bell's house? My fate is determined by a dice roll? What is this? Before we go into battle, can I just turn to my friends and say, listen, I've faced Asmodius before, and it is very hard hard and hell is very strong but there's one thing stronger than hell, Bell's Hells. We will overcome and we're going to bring our girl home and with that I'll use Raleigh to give everybody one hope die. Yes!
Starting point is 00:08:35 All of you get a D6 that you can add to any reaction roll you make? Oh it's not a hope die, it's a D6. Correct. Even better. That you can add to anything. Any reaction? Okay. Yeah. But at level five, I think the rally die changes to a D8, right?
Starting point is 00:08:52 Oh, right. Oh. What's it? What's it say on your multi-class sheet? Robbie rules for David. What's it say on your multi-class sheet? I don't know, buddy. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:09:07 It says, at level five, your rally die is a D-8, right? So instead you guys get a D-8 to utilize. My D-8 has vanished. I love it. There's a lot. I think about this one. Here. I love it.
Starting point is 00:09:22 There we go. As this horned Minotar speaks out hopeful words to its friends, the two of you do note the presence of infernal mark in its body and its eyes, Asmodius has already burned a deep hook into the soul of this one that still lingers. Why are you looking at me like that? Because you are one of us. I mean, I'm, I feel like I'm cuter a little bit. Come join the win inside. I'm going to spend a fear to have the arbitrator read out further.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Beyond this contractual point, Thurn can't Halloway is responsible for great dark deeds in her past, weighing her soul to the hells to begin with. Fern, I'd like you to describe something you've done in the past that has marked a bit of your soul with sin. How much time do we have? Um, oh God, I have to pick one. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Wow. Well, I think, well, I feel like something that still doesn't sit well with me was when I tossed a coin for someone's life. Indeed, the flippancy in the way you've treated the lives and fates of others that called you friend weighs on you and darkens a fragment of your spirit as the countdown reduces to a ten. Wait, wait, wait, okay. I see all the little devils in all of the little impies,
Starting point is 00:11:23 and I go like, ooh, I've got some of those too. And I would like to cast a dark army. Oh, okay. Very well, Lonna, go ahead and roll for spellcast. Okay, I do want to mess this up. Okay, I could add plastics. Um, okay, I would love to add, um, Add one of my favor to this for shadow.
Starting point is 00:11:47 So that will add a four plus six. So it's a really, this should go great. This should go great. That went great. That went good. It is with fear, but don't worry about that. All right. So that's going to be 18 plus 10, 28.
Starting point is 00:12:10 A 28 is definitely a success on that spell. Describe what you conjure from the essence of Delilah you pull from within your chest and that bond. So I see Fern and I'm remembering all the things that she taught me in all of her fiery ways. And you just see dark tindral stretch from the tips of my fingers into the ground and then bursting up from the infernal plane,
Starting point is 00:12:35 undead shadow creatures, with a little bit of flicker of flame all rise around me, eight of them. You watch his Loddna is now surrounded by a veritable small army of undead creatures. That kind of howl and gurgle around her. Now that was with fear, which brings the spotlight back to me. Would either of you like to take the spotlight? Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Prepare to be judged by a jury of your superiors. And I begin. scrolling on this ledger and as I do so I begin a countdown and as you are naughty I'll put this here to keep it present there you go this is going to tick down toward your doom is that it oh no that was merely a reaction I now call forth my dread enforcers. Come forth and teach them the deliciousness of compliance. All right, so you'll spend a fear from the pool to do that?
Starting point is 00:13:57 Yes, and so because of that, I now call forth D4 plus three devil enforcers. There are six of them that now manifest within close range of me. Where would you like them to manifest, my friend? As close to these malefactors as possible. It's like Blue Man Group. But with horns. This is the coolest night. When it comes to the form of your destroyer,
Starting point is 00:14:37 there are worse things. As six of these little armored kind of skittering enforcers kind of appear, summoning out of black and red, mist, and smoke, all in that space, they are immediately spotlighted. So these devil enforcers are going to turn and focus on Brayas. Brayas, I'm going to go ahead and spend a fear to have them group attack against you as they all rush in and swarm you. You cannot attack me, you cannot touch me.
Starting point is 00:15:08 As they do, I'm going to go ahead. As they do. That's going to be seven to hit you, Brayas. What's your evasion? Oh, my God, my evasion's eight. I rolled really bad for them. Yeah, you did.
Starting point is 00:15:25 I told you. They clamber on you and climb on you. Your rest of you watches Brayas is just being swarmed by these devils. And yet they cannot quite pierce the armor. It's like some sort of strange greenish cloak flashes by. A protective force unseen deflex them faintly. That's going to finish their spotlight.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Would you like to go? Yes, please. The spend the fear to let you do so. Very polite devil. Who's closest to me? You can probably rush over two Brayas if you'd like. Oh, yes. Why, it's just so much Brayas.
Starting point is 00:16:05 You cannot touch me. As I leap up onto this plinth, the brimstone under my hooves cracks, and I will bring out my culling axes. Plural? Plural axes? Yes. Which means? And I will use my standard action. Oh my God, it sounds so metal. There's been another fear if you want, it's up to you.
Starting point is 00:16:36 Or you can, uh... Oh, I'm going to... Come on, you be a hunk of meat, you can do better than that. Let's go for it. Go ahead and roll an attack. Fear Daddy, can I spend a fear? Yes, you may. Thank you. New name?
Starting point is 00:16:54 I like this. Fear Daddy says yes. I have an experience called Ingeneration. Bobby, that's your next game. I will use that. I will use that. And I rolled a mighty 17. Okay, you can't touch me.
Starting point is 00:17:16 All right, that's 4D12 plus 16 physical damage. Would you like to roll or should I? You roll it, buddies. Your damage dice. There you go. Oh, my goodness. Look at all those dice. Roll shitty.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Oh, I got bad news. I'm really scary. So all of you within far range, Lose a hope. Oh, we gain a fear. Yes, we do, for you are terrified. Yes. Delicious.
Starting point is 00:17:48 All right, you take 38 physical damage. All right, you take 38 physical damage. Bring it on. Okay. So as a note, you also have a hell steel weapon. I do. But, so did you have to mark any armor slots? Oh, sure, I did.
Starting point is 00:18:12 You marked one? I did. Mark another. I don't want to. My hell steel weapon carves through your tissue paper armor. Wait, my tissue paper, you're talking about truth bearer, fable plate of Uthorvendra. Oh, my mistake.
Starting point is 00:18:35 I apologize. I'm going to use rolling punishment. Okay. After I make a successful attack against the target, I can mark a stress and attack somebody else. Yes, you may. Whoa! So go ahead and mark a stress. Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:52 And you can move within close range to make your next attack. Where would you like to move? Who's closest? I mean, that whole group is kind of within range if you want to move. Who's the least popular? You've kind of already hit them, man. I don't know. You have the shiny blue boy, the tiny halfling.
Starting point is 00:19:18 You have the big rock. Let's go. I hear you have a kind heart. I will enjoy eating it. Inside a fleshy haveling shell? That's going to be a 21. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Okay. You all lose a hope. You all lose a hope. Everybody. And we gain a fear. And we gain a fear. Damn it. No.
Starting point is 00:19:53 And you take 50 physical damage. Whoa! Two? No, I can't do that. I'll mark one armor. Which means like, you mark two. Whenever you have to mark an armor slot, instead you mark two against his weapon. So it's two armor and two hit points for... This is bad. This is bad.
Starting point is 00:20:15 This is real bad. Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is very stressful for me too. I burn another stress. It burns another stress, yes. I'll attack the pretty blue guy. Are you out of hope? He's still going?
Starting point is 00:20:32 Okay. Yeah. Oh, yes. He can go all night's love. He's as hot as an infernal cyclone. That's going to be a 18. Yeah. I'm sorry, you were very pretty. What's that past tense there? You take 44 physical.
Starting point is 00:21:02 chemical damage. Cool! Everybody loses a hope. And we gained a fear. Wait, if we don't have any more hope. All of us? Wait, if we don't have any more hope. Then you're just out of hope?
Starting point is 00:21:14 Okay, okay, okay. You're all out of hope. All right. You were supposed to abandon the hope before you entered here. You also lost one extra armor if you took an armor off. Yeah, it's all right. Two armor, too physical. All right.
Starting point is 00:21:31 Who's next? Another stress. No, what? What? What? What? He said. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Damn it, Perkins! Destroy them. Let's go with the shattered glass guy. Oh, my. Bring it. Bring it. He says, I'm very sorry I have to do this.
Starting point is 00:21:56 I know how much this hurts. Will it? It hurts me even more. Oh, my. goodness I rolled at 12 oh yeah evasion eight I'm fought oh no oh can I can I burn a prayer dice to lower his attack what's it say on the prayer I don't know you know you know Sam never learned to read it says I wait but if I even if I lowered it by four it'd still be eight so he would still hit never mind no I'm fine okay I'm fine
Starting point is 00:22:31 Okay. Let's go and roll some damage. Right. He's fine. Jeez, that's a lot of dice. I rolled really crappy. Yep. That'll be 18 plus 16 is 134.
Starting point is 00:22:43 You've got to defy. I mean, I agree. And I'm sorry. That's going to take two off your armor. If I use armor. True enough. Ah, he's sorry. This devil's Canadian.
Starting point is 00:22:59 You know what? I'll take them. I'll take two hit points. I don't need to lose my armor yet. All right. You all lose a hope and we gain a field. What? Damn it! What? I'm so... You wiped a towel! I'll start using armor once I killed you. It'll be fine. Oh, that was stressful. I think I'll take a break. All right.
Starting point is 00:23:18 That will conclude our spotlight. It's back to you. I'm kicking it all. Actually, I was going to say, can I pout? Wait. I have a quick question. Yes. I am with the chains, I can't use magic. Currently, you'd have to break free, or someone would have to help you break free? Got it.
Starting point is 00:23:36 If I just charge up the stuff and spend a stress to charge up, would that count as an action, since I'm not rolling anything technically? Oh, you can, if you want to go and take the transformation, go for it. Okay, so I'm just going to, like, having taken this hit, I am grining a big grin, and I am going to, and I think because it's only one stress for all of this, I'm going to go full Shard of Komort Unstoppable Havoc. I am just, it's like watching, like I'm almost doing a transformation like Lodna
Starting point is 00:24:08 where I'm just getting bigger and heads are going in and out of reality. And I just finally stop and am a massive, twice the size, weird gravitational black hole ready for some shit. Let's go. So let's do this. All right. I think what I'm about to do does not trigger an action. I go running through my friends.
Starting point is 00:24:35 I smack Dorian on the ass as I run by and say, let's go get our girl. And use a soldier's bond once per long rest. When you compliment someone or ask them about something good, they're good at you can both gain three hope. You and I each get three hope. Oh, phenomenal. I'm gonna go running up onto the rock formation.
Starting point is 00:24:58 As far as I can, then I'm gonna use seedling. Spend a stress to find myself to Fern's shoulder, to that sturdy brick house frame. You got it. I can hold you. And then I'll spend another stress to flee jump as far and high as I can off Fern's shoulder. towards the tower's peak and hold on as high as I can.
Starting point is 00:25:25 At a far range, you could stop right at Tevin's feet. So you land right there, and you are holding on to the edge as Tevin is looming over you. I'm gonna hold it there and let my friends follow in after me. Seeing warm do that, I'm gonna go, that's a great idea. I'm gonna turn to Laudna and go, yo, love looks good on your dead ass. Who? We should rock this shit, and I'm going to use the soldiers bond
Starting point is 00:25:55 and get three home for the both of us. Do you also smock me on the ass? No, I'm not going to mess with that. Okay. All right, is there anything else you want to do, Chetney with your spotlight? That was enough. Fair.
Starting point is 00:26:14 I'm going to step forward, and I'm going to speak to them, speak to them and say, eyes up here. And I'm gonna cast Mass and Rapture and fly up in the air. Awesome. Okay, because you're still using your flight, right? Yes, flight is still active. I have two of my actions left on it.
Starting point is 00:26:32 All righty. So what's the range on Mass and Rapture? Far. Far range. So you fly here to get them both of them far range. So as Imogen coasts up into the hellish air above, you're gonna go ahead and reaching out with your mind into both of your devilish consciousnesses.
Starting point is 00:26:52 You hear this. You're going to go ahead and roll for your mass and rapture. Yeah. Let's go K-POM. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Listen, when I'm attempting an action role to change someone's disposition or emotional state, so I'm going to try to change their emotions to focus on me. Oh, allow that, yeah?
Starting point is 00:27:10 Okay, then I'm going to, mark a stress, dear God, to roll a D20 for my hope die. Great, let's go. Oh, anything else you want to spend on this? Yes, I want to spend God-Eater. Oh, I don't have any hope. Fuck, I can't. You do have your class abilities too, don't forget.
Starting point is 00:27:30 I know, wait. I should have smacked your ass. Yeah, you really should have. Remember, you can burn stress to increase stuff as your character's ability on the bottom of your left hand part of your sheet. Yeah, I'm gonna mark, oh, God, two more, yes, I'm gonna burn my last two stress.
Starting point is 00:27:47 What? To add, oh my god. Oh, wait, but that's just adding my, wait, listen. To add plus two to my spellcast role, so that adds another plus two. And then now that I'm all out of my stress, all my stress is marked, I get advantage on this role. Yes, you do.
Starting point is 00:28:07 So as you stress yourself out, your innate psychic ability, your Rewydian bond begins to flicker and burst out of you, like an uncontrolled Gene Gray-esque scream. And I'm gonna roll. Let's roll. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:24 Come on, baby. Blal-la-la. Okay, and then I get a D6, and I'm gonna use your... Okay, listen, I'm gonna do this first. See what I'm rolling. That's a natural swing! Let's go! Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:28:40 29 plus five That is definitely a success. So mark that hope, because that's with hope. Oh, good, okay. Yeah, baby. So both of you, suddenly the rest of this just becomes distant noise, and all you see is this sparking, psychic target that is taunting and drawing you towards her. You see nothing in the space but her.
Starting point is 00:29:11 She's all that matters. You are amazing. We are beneath you. you. And we will punish you for us. Oh, God. This countdown ticks down because you made an action role. We got to deal with the lawyer.
Starting point is 00:29:33 Okay, I'm going to, in Orham's brain, I'm going to say, break her locks while I've got them distracted. Honey. Now it's with the hoax, so the spotlight's still on you all. Oh, good. All right. May I? Are these magical locks? They are, you are bound in chains, but there are manacles on your wrists.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Okay. I have, I have pick and pull, which I could, I could try to try to lock pick it. If you'd like to, if you want to use one of your long fingers to try and pick the... Oh, I have no hope, so I can't use my experience. Your ass is so far away. Damn it! No! No! All right, so... Okay, but I have advantage on action rolls to pick, well, non-magical locks. This is why I asked. They're magical.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Unfortunately, that's not going to give you advantage on this because they are magical. That's fine. That's fine. I'm just going to roll and I'm going to get right out of them. That's what we're going to do right now. You need a finesse roll for me. All right. All right. No problem. We're going to do it right now. I'm going to add my D8. Great, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Sorry, I don't know why I'm screaming. Okay. Okay. It is a fear, but it's not bad, it's not bad, it's not bad. Okay, it's 20 with fear. 20 with fear. The difficulty of this space is 19, so that is a success. So you do manage to pick the manacle,
Starting point is 00:31:06 then with that coming loose, you pick the other one, and you manage to shrug off the infernal chains. The physical ones are tossed off of you or you're not free to move and free to cast. However, you roll with fear. You rolled with fear. So the spotlight comes back to us. Dang it!
Starting point is 00:31:20 Oh, damn it, Lord! And because you made an action roll, this countdown goes down. We've got to deal with the lawyer. Yep. First, I will activate as part of the spotlight here. The arbitrator, which begins to read off once more. Miss Fern Calloway
Starting point is 00:31:42 is bound between multiple individuals across the realms, but their bindings do not hold sway against infernal law. She weighs down significantly further. Fern, describe another piece of sin in your past. Oh, oh no. I don't know why my mind is going blank because there's just so much in there.
Starting point is 00:32:13 I mean, I mean, I mean... Is that really a sin? Wait, what are you doing? What is this? I don't understand what this is. You forgot already? What, the three?
Starting point is 00:32:29 Oh. I don't know if that was that bad. We were just having fun. Oh, it was good. All right, fine. It was... We were busy with trauma. The art was like,
Starting point is 00:32:44 She engaged in a carnal, mid-forest, three-way with a werewolf. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. That's kind of awesome. Yes, it is. She definitely belongs here. Yes, she deserves a medal rather than punishments. Agreed.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Thank you. While the physical chains are off. Perhaps you should let me go. Not a chance. You have it still kind of arms folded is kind of looking at you with a blank expression but now it looks at your half-ling friend who's kind of hanging off the edge of the tower.
Starting point is 00:33:23 At this point, while you're not physically in chains as he reads from the scroll and each section of it goes by, you feel like part of your body gets heavier. Like with this progressive use, you become more and more bound to this realm. It's still our spotlight. Would either of you like to go?
Starting point is 00:33:40 Oh, yes. Spend a fear and spotlight you, my friend. I now, looking at your glory, flying up in the air, unfurled wings of flame. Yeah, I realized that a little too late. Wings of flame. And I rise up. Are you within a melee of me really quickly?
Starting point is 00:34:03 This guy, no. No, okay, oh, that's here. Oh, never mind. I thought you were the big dude. Oh, carry on. Sorry. I was hoping. What would you like to do? Where would you like to go?
Starting point is 00:34:11 I was fearing. I soar toward you and unfurl a giant lash of fire and whip it at you with extreme judgment. You whip it. Whip it good? Fear, daddy. May I spend a fear? Why, of course you can. You treat us so well.
Starting point is 00:34:31 I do try. And so I now make a standard attack. Yes. Thank you. against your evasion which is halved against this attack and so that's going to be 21 then you now are going to take may I have 4d8 please yes you may I have 4d8 please yes you may there you are okay she she you take you take you take 27 magic damage as hellfire reethes around you and do you mark one or more hit
Starting point is 00:35:18 points well listen not if I use my armor which I do so you marked none at all I marked one hit point delicious as the hellfire reeds around you and scorches you You are now vulnerable until you clear at least one stress. I have so much stress. So all attacks against you going forward? Art advantage. Art advantage. Rett Row.
Starting point is 00:35:55 All righty. Would you like to go? Oh, yes, please. Damn it. I want to burn a fear to spotlight you. Now all I see is this radiant star. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:11 Am I drawn to it? It is the only target you can see, and it looks tasty. Oh, okay. I would, you know, listen, here's the thing, Matt. I would have flown up pretty high. You could move up to far range, yeah. Yeah. Huh.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Well, I don't have wings. Is there a catapult or something? There is. A volcanic top you could attempt to leap off of. You know what? I will stand on top of that and jump up and down. You're going to have to do a reaction roll, though, because right now I am a gravity pit.
Starting point is 00:36:49 So if you're standing next to me, you're going to have to succeed on a reaction roll. All right, what's the difficulty on? Eight. So go ahead and roll a D20. You have to beat an eight with a plus. That'll do it. All right.
Starting point is 00:37:01 Worth a try. But worth a try. I felt something small tugging on my leg, but it's okay. Oh, no. I leap onto this fumarole and wait for an ejaculation of lava to propel me into the air. Proper word term use. Oh, man. As you kick onto it, the rock kind of crumbles in.
Starting point is 00:37:21 As it bursts up, you go leaping into the air and you have a split second above. Imogen, you watch as this massive, terrifying devil rises up in slow motion with its massive axes. And there's an attempt to come down on you, would you like to make? to make an attack. I would. Let's do it. This is going to be a 21. Ah, that hits. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:47 Sorry. And I'm vulnerable. Oh, no. Is it really bad? Do you feel bad? I feel awful. This is terrible. 41 physical damage.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Whoa! And I can only I can only mark... Spend one armor slot to reduce it. But does it mark two? Does it mark two armor slots against you? Or is that just a specific attack that you're doing? No, that's...
Starting point is 00:38:16 So if you mark an extra one, then you would normally. Okay, got it. She is made of celebrating. And that was how much? And everybody loses a hope, and we gain a fear. Yes, we do, baby. Is Orham out of the range of that? Wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:38:31 What was the total damage? It's far range. So, Orm is out of range of that. Yeah. Okay, then I still take major damage, so that's two more hit points. Do I fall? You do. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:46 You plummet, but as you land, you kind of catch yourself on your knee. That'll end your spotlight. I'm going to go ahead and spend a fear to activate the group of devils, then spend a fear for them to do a group attack. Wait, weren't the group of devils, they could have been enraptured? Oh, that's true. True. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:07 That's true. That would have been arranged. You're right. So. Good job. Good job. That was the three. The devils themselves are also in rapture.
Starting point is 00:39:19 And they're just kind of focused on you. They kind of move over here, but they don't really activate. They're just kind of stepping on the outside going, hey, what's going on? Look at the shiny flying lady. Yeah, I'm not going to stop them from doing it. Instead, I'm going to go ahead. and activate Tevin, who looks down upon you or him and goes, It's just business.
Starting point is 00:39:45 And it's going to stop on your foot to try and kick you off. So this is going to be, I'm going to say go ahead and make a strength reaction rule. I'll make a pitch that you're going to say no to. Okay. Can I use agility to try to fancy hand parkour away from the stop? Yeah, oh, how about. Great. So make an agility reaction roll.
Starting point is 00:40:08 I'm going to see. I'm going to spend a hope to use my experience, tiny dancer. All right. Come on. Um, and plus five. Plus five. Two, three, four, five. Can I hope you with my experience sexual dynamo?
Starting point is 00:40:30 Wow. I don't know why that would work. Why wouldn't it? wouldn't it? It's never failed you before, really. Well, oh. Oh, it's a crit! Oh!
Starting point is 00:40:43 Oh! Well, there you go. Take that hope, clear that stress, and that is a success. So he just stops down. Hand over hand over hand away. I'll say with a crit, too, you actually hand over hand and get back up onto the tower itself.
Starting point is 00:40:57 You're no longer hanging off. You're on the tower. Yeah. Can I follow up? No, because it's still our spot-wide. I will spend another fear, because I do have a few to spend. And the arbitrator is going to begin to continue to read from this scroll. She is currently subtly bound to the unsealy court as well as a dread pirate ghost.
Starting point is 00:41:24 The primordial titan, those are gone. Right here, right. You see them wipe their finger across it, and some of it just gets kind of crossed out and left off, which causes it to tick down two more times. We're now at six. That's going to end our spotlight. It's back to you.
Starting point is 00:41:49 We're trying to solve the problem up here. Okay, so I will hoist myself up to the side of the little guy who is holding the scroll. I will use Call of the Brave Battle Ritual, battle ritual, once per long rest, before you attempt something incredibly dangerous, or face off against the foe, we'll call this dangerous. Describe the ritual you perform, Orum, does the Zephyra Tom, and centers himself. Does like a two-second, like, Tai Chi battle position holds.
Starting point is 00:42:19 I clear two stress, gain two hope. And I want to use a wrangle, make an agility role against all targets within close range. Spend hope. I'll do it. To move targets you succeed against any, there are no allies here, so I want to knock both of these assholes off the tower. All righty, go ahead and make that agility roll against both of them. Okay. All right, so it's plus five for agility. I'm going to spend another hope to use Zephyran strength to add four more. Let's go. There we go.
Starting point is 00:43:02 222. There we go. 22. With hope. Yeah. That's a success. Take that hope. So they both go opposite directions.
Starting point is 00:43:22 And with my movement, I will leap after the one holding the scroll. All right. The one that is knocked off the side here, you're leaping after him? Yeah, if he's still holding the scroll. He's still holding the scroll for the moment. You leap after, and he plummets down onto this platform, and you both kind of catch yourselves there. Tevin is going to fly off and his wings unfurl
Starting point is 00:43:45 and fly back to the top of the tower. Well, kill all the lawyers, I guess. And speaking of which, Because you made an action roll, this countdown ticks down. All right. So, still spotlight, still you. Yes.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Anyone got a thing, or can I hit the big dude? Marisha, you want to go or me? Okay, here's what I wanna do. I wanna at least get, God, I don't wanna mess this up. I wanna get a withering affliction off on you to where if he starts beating on us again It takes, we take less damage. Malphazoo.
Starting point is 00:44:32 Malphazoo. And Al-Stradith. What? Uh-huh. I tried to write the names down, you guys. That is a stodardith. Yeah, it's Al and Mal. All right, come on, come on.
Starting point is 00:44:45 You know what these haven't been doing me? I'm gonna do these, I'm gonna do these. Let's go. Okay, okay, okay, this is gonna be good. Uh, wait, what's happened? That's bad. Wait, you have a rally dice. That's bad.
Starting point is 00:44:56 I have a rally dice. Is it so bad that it's not worth it? Hang on, hang on, hang on, wait. Tell us, tell us what it is. Tell us, hang on, to be quiet for a second. Three, seven, nine, 25. Just, what's 12? 12.
Starting point is 00:45:13 What's 12? Well, I know, but does anyone know if 12 hits? Does anyone know? It does. It does? I am, it does. Shut up, Byrne. I'm gonna roll this rally die.
Starting point is 00:45:25 Okay. Make it so. 16. Does 16 hit? Can I add a prayer dice to that? No. No. If you want to add a prayer dice to it? I will add three more to that.
Starting point is 00:45:40 That does succeed. Yes. Is that with hope or fear? A finger. Okay. Marisha! I'm sorry! Why are you bad at dagger hurt?
Starting point is 00:45:53 I swear white dice and everything. But you are withered, so while you are withered, whether any damage that is dealt by him is reduced by one hit point. I was trying to debuff him so we don't get her asses kicked. Thank you. Whoever said that.
Starting point is 00:46:14 Thanks to that action roll, my countdown ticks down. And because you hit my large, needy companion, I look at you and I say, shame. Shame. And I take my large quill and put a big check mark next to your name in my ledger, which gives me a debt token. And as I receive this debt token, you can see the hellfire around me starts to grow brighter
Starting point is 00:46:45 and burn more furiously. And with that fear, with it as your friend may be, I'm going to go ahead and bring the spotlight back to you. You got a lot of guys in a line there. Now, my question is, Fear Daddy. Yes. Am I allowed to look at anyone beside the glorious image of? No.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Listen, and Rapture is temporarily enraptured. Right, so I can spend your activation to get rid of it if you want to. Oh, I clear that shit. All right. But because you do have... have an ability called Relentless, I can spend a fear for you to take another activation.
Starting point is 00:47:33 So now that you're no longer clouded by Imogen's and Rapture, though it did spend an action, what would you like to do? You were just telling me about that glorious line of people in front of me, and so I raise up my fiery whip and I say, feel the might of litigation. That is false. Arrange, which Mrs. Dorian, but does catch Imogen, Laudna, and Chetney.
Starting point is 00:48:12 And doing this, I will share with you all, it does give me some stress as I think about all the paperwork I'm going to have to file after we lay you in the grave. And so I make a standard attack roll. That is 17 against all of you in the line. Who's in the line? The line is going to be Imogen, Latna, and Chetney.
Starting point is 00:48:36 That's 17, the hit? Yes. That hits. That hits. Yeah, the hits. Oh, I love these 48. Oh. 1-1-1.
Starting point is 00:48:47 That is 32 magic damage. Okay, wait, wait, wait, was that a spell? No, that was a strike of his whip. That was the strike of the whip, okay. Damn. All right, I'm going to, as this happens, I take one of my undead army, and I grab them by the neck,
Starting point is 00:49:09 and I just throw him in front of me for a second. And I get to reduce that damage by 1D8, thanks to my dark army. Ooh, that's an eight. So wait. So one of your undead kind of jumps in the way, No longer! Oh, oh my God, please don't, please stop. Wait, was it 32 magical damage?
Starting point is 00:49:30 I was in shock. 32 magical damage. Okay, yes. I'm actually going to throw one more at it too because I can do that. That's good, that drops it to a minor damage. Each of you are also very stressed out by this. It must mark a stress.
Starting point is 00:49:50 as you are scorched by Hellfire. And finally, please document for me verbally how many of you I have just lashed? Three. Three. Me? Is that three of you? Three.
Starting point is 00:50:10 Delicious. And I gain three debt tokens. Sitting at five there, buddy. Remind me, if I am full up on stress and I have to take another one that takes a hit point. Correct. Okay. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:50:25 How are you doing there? I'm in danger, girl. You're too far away for me to touch. I realize that. I'm in trouble. I'm going to go ahead and say, I'm going to spend another fear. Do you want to go, bud? Yes, please.
Starting point is 00:50:44 Let's go. Am I still entrenched by this angel? You are. Then I must repeat my previous action and leap on the fumarole. All right. Up into the air to strike her. Though I long not to, I dare not, not. Your logic is sound, my friend.
Starting point is 00:51:09 Malfazu, take your strike. I'm not the smart one. I'm the big one. All right. Oh, no. It's going to be a 19. Oh, no. That hits me. All right, let's roll some damage here.
Starting point is 00:51:27 Now, the damage is half. Minus one. Minus one hit point, sorry. So, Mark, keep that mind. Minus one hit point. It's not really going to matter. Oh, no. Well, he wasn't supposed to hit you.
Starting point is 00:51:40 I know I'm speaking southern. I can add up numbers these big. 53 physical damage. Can I, what did you hit her with? Can I, I am your shield this? You are so far away from her. Can I leap? On your next spotlight, you can get closer if you'd like.
Starting point is 00:52:03 You're so far, I can't do anything. Did you lose any armor? Oh, I'm gonna lose two armor for you. So 50 what? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm not hearing the numbers, because I'm always like, what was it? 53.
Starting point is 00:52:19 53 minus 6 is still severe damage. So you dropped that by 1? Oh, wait, I don't take, I just take it down to 1. You just take it down by 2. Oh! So it's down to 2 hit points. You spend the armor, it brings it down to 1.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Oh, okay, wait, wait, wait, this is great, because another time I, oh, never mind, just fuck it, I can't go back. Okay, wait, so I take just one hit point? Well, it would be 3. It's reduced to 2. and then if you use the two armor slots, it goes to one.
Starting point is 00:52:46 I'm still at nothing, though, with that. I'm out of hit points. Okay. Ladna. Hold on. You watch. Is that real good for you? Well, so. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Malfazu causes a PC to mark their last hit point. Malfazzo rolls a 1d4 and clears that between their hit points or stress. That's my stress. Oh, no. Well, you didn't need that deck. It's fine. It's done now, it's gone.
Starting point is 00:53:15 It's gone, Chris. Floor dice don't count. Four. No! It's been great, yel. I am not stressed at all. Welcome to the death of Bell's Hells. Did I remind you all PCs within far range of me lose a hope?
Starting point is 00:53:35 Oh, that's right. So with that... We've been out of hope for a while. Fern, you do not lose hope? lose hope? I have zero hope. There you go. And you do not lose hope, Orum.
Starting point is 00:53:48 The rest of you lose a hope and we gain a fear. And we gain a fear. Correct. However, Imogen, as the massive axe carves into you, you feel consciousness flicker out of you. I need you to make a death move for me, please. Oh, no. Now, blaze of glory.
Starting point is 00:54:06 No. Risk it all, or you can just drop to zero hit points hip points and be unable to engage until someone heals you. Girl, I'm gonna do that one. We haven't been rolling good. Because here's the thing. I tried the other one and it didn't work out so well for me. It did not.
Starting point is 00:54:23 No. No. The rest of you watch as Imogen is carved from the sky by the massive devil and plummets next to the lava roiling space. The flicker of her psychic spark fades and she lays cold and still. still breathing, but barely. I think that's going to include our spotlight.
Starting point is 00:54:46 It's up to you all. Oh, does it conclude your spotlight, Matt? We're all having fun. Oh, yes. I'm so upset. Do we want me to try to unlock Fern? She's already been unlocked for a while. Yeah, she got herself unlocked.
Starting point is 00:55:03 Do you want me to get rid of the big fucker? Yes. So how far away? How far away is he from me? would you say? Would you say it's like, uh, close range from you? He's close range? Yeah. Uh, he's not beyond close range. No. Damn it. Okay. Rolling like ass. Uh, well, either way, I'm going to drop gravity. I'm going to pull a stress and we're going to flip to, uh, probability. So that'll be fun. Uh, it's a D4 on this card. There we go.
Starting point is 00:55:35 Nothing has changed. I don't know what's going on. Nope, never. Oh, D6. I'm so sorry. Wrong die. You better hit him with your biggest fucking spell right now, your biggest shit. What's a spell? Whatever. This is guardian shit. Okay, so I am going to take a run at this fuck. And this D8, by the way, I assume I can roll it afterwards if I'm, yeah, if I don't like.
Starting point is 00:56:03 So I also automatically, this attack I automatically have advantage on. So here we go for that. That is Yeah, I'm gonna, Jesus Christ Hold on, a six, that's better. Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, seventeen, eighteen, eighteen, eighteen, with hope.
Starting point is 00:56:26 Yeah, you hit. That was using the rally die? That was using the rally die. Thank God for bars. Yep, I rolled a seven on that rally die. Let's see, whenever you roll a, Oh, you and now I roll at a very close range, make an action roll.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Okay, that's cool. Anyway, now I'm gonna do some bloody damage. Let's see. Let's see, that is 5D12. I'll just do it twice, there we go. That's 12, oh boy. 12, 13, 14, 15, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. Uh, oh, oh, pull that again, because it was going off.
Starting point is 00:57:17 Uh, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, uh, 29, 29, 29, 49, 44, uh, 45 is what that turns out to be. What the hell? Yeah. I just go running and I'm just taking a swing at those fucking nuts between those two goddamn. I will say. They're really small. That's why I get both of them.
Starting point is 00:57:49 A heavy strike to this beast as your hammer hits. And it's a sturdy devil as its physical resistance reduces it by half. You still take a hit point. I know. But this one seems to have a hardened exterior for physical strikes. Okay. Hardened exterior, baby. All right.
Starting point is 00:58:18 And I look at you and say, shame. The countdown ticks down. And we gain another debt token. Let's go. And we also gain a fear. Yay. All right, was that role, by the way, with hope? With fear.
Starting point is 00:58:40 Oh, that was with hope. Great, take that hope. And the spotlight is still on you. Dorian, would you like to go? It's been a minute, buddy. Yeah, sure. I will, uh, ooh, no, no. Oh, man, I'm gonna save my friend.
Starting point is 00:58:52 No, no, oh, it feels bad not to. I mean, let's go together, hand in hand. You want me to do it? No, no, I'll do it. Let's do it. No, I'm gonna use my wing boots, and I'm gonna use my wing boots, and I'm gonna, fly over to Imogen and I've lost all my healing I'm gonna pop the top on you put
Starting point is 00:59:12 this in my binder yeah on a major health potion let's go yeah yeah so you get to roll a D4 or should I roll it you should not roll it would you like Imogen to roll it no I believe in myself all right let's go You got this, basically. You got this. Okay, fine. It's fine. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:59:38 It's four hit points back. Great. So you heal four hip points, Imogen, and you come to consciousness on the ground. You could see a bit of slow-moving molten lava that's getting close to your face. As you like, pull away for a minute, Dorian's right there beside you. Literally pouring juice down your mouth. How you, how you doing? I'm not good.
Starting point is 00:59:57 I know. You can still take an action roll if you want or do something else. Yeah, sure. Let me. Let me, can I make some more movement? Can I fly? Yeah, of course. I'm going to fly over to Fern, who's just thrown off her manacles. No, Fern is a good distance from you?
Starting point is 01:00:11 I'd say she is, I mean, you're flying, which gives you a decent fly speed. I will say if you want to make an agility roll to make that distance. Oh, yeah, I'm so good at rolling right now. Let's do it. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go, let's go, blue boy. Great. Oh, it is almost a crit. So close.
Starting point is 01:00:31 24. With hope or fear. with hope. Yeah, take that hope. You are zipping around with the wind, literally at your feet. And then the last thing I would do on this spotlight is I would just like, hi, Fernie,
Starting point is 01:00:49 and I'm just going to scoop up the manacles that she's cast off in my hand, spin them around, and I'm going to use my ancestry ability, which doesn't require a wall to use gust leap, which lets me instantly transport to any point I can see within very far range. So I'm just going to
Starting point is 01:01:09 wind under my feet right to the top in front of our boy, Tevin, up there. And I'm just spinning a set of manacles and being like, hope this plan works out. And that'll end my turn. I love it. All right, finishing Dorian's Rapid. Nice. EMT, darting around.
Starting point is 01:01:31 around the chamber and then rushing up with a unique idea, spotlight's still on you guys. I'll follow it, if it's okay, no. I will say, Chedney hasn't gone in a minute. Anybody. Yeah, you want to go, Chet? No, no, no, no. It's all you, but.
Starting point is 01:01:43 Okay. I'm going to use a paradise to give myself for hope. And I'm going to cast stunning sunlight against the two big devils. All right. Do you want to move closer to them before you do that? I mean, uh, the range on it?
Starting point is 01:02:02 I don't know. Also, are you within very close range of me? It says within far range. It's super far. True, well, are you in... So, yeah, with this, you could get... How many can you hit within far, very far, or within a far range?
Starting point is 01:02:15 As many as I want. You can get all of these. Yay. Are you within very close range of me? Right now? Maybe. Not quite. I can move up... If you do, you get advantage.
Starting point is 01:02:27 Yeah, I'll move up to Ashton. Yeah, you'll get advantage. There. Yeah, you have five more. defeats, you can get, that would put you in very close, but that's the end of your close range movement. Great. I will also use one of my personal values, which is, the baby Lord of Hell's must be defeated
Starting point is 01:02:43 before he defeats me. I'm the only one who can see this, that exact phrase is written on this page. Word for word. Oh my God, Sam. So I will roll with a D20 as my hope does. Yes, you do. That's your order-borne feature.
Starting point is 01:03:04 All right, this is a spellcast roll, so it's plus five. Dog shit. With advantage. Okay, so that's, that's all. Is that your spellcast roll? Okay, 10, 10, 50, 10, 22. Right! 22 will hit everything, including these devils here.
Starting point is 01:03:30 But now they must make a reaction roll 14 to see if it does all the damage or some of the damage. That is a failure on those devils. It is a failure for me. The failure on those devils. Failure. Wow! Wow.
Starting point is 01:03:54 It's like five, five, six, five. That was awful. So they all take four D20 plus five. Also, any of those D-20s you want to re-roll, you're close enough to me that you can re-roll. Just let me know how many you want to re-roll. If you don't like it. That's right, because probability.
Starting point is 01:04:14 Because I've got my probability filled up. Oh, boy. About time. This is the tied pendulum swinging. Awful. Rer it, rerol it. You can re-roll as many of those as you like. Just let them know.
Starting point is 01:04:29 You can re-roll up to four, all of them, all four of them once. Okay, great. Then I'll do two more again. Shit, that one moved. That's worse. Can I roll it again again? I don't, that's only once per die, isn't it? Okay, it was, 32 plus five, 37 points of damage. Points of magic damage. And they're stunned.
Starting point is 01:04:59 This cluster of devils are wiped out. The traveler is real, you guys. Brayas, can you describe to me how this blast of sunlight apparates from you here in the pits of hell? Oh boy. I clutch my heart, which has for years burned with the symbol of Asmodius, but now it somehow morphs and changes into a
Starting point is 01:05:29 a new symbol that sears with radiant green light across my chest. It is a Captain Tusk Tooth? And it blasts forth in a beam that skewers everybody in front of me. And I sort of aim it across all of my adversaries in a line. Brayas Kamehameyaz, the breadth of this hellscape, just tearing. You watch as all these devil enforcers just scatter
Starting point is 01:06:03 into ash in dust around you, blasting up and down through both of you. All my fleas just, pf. So you go ahead, Mark. Hit point. Hit point on there, and you. Well, you see that some of that gets brushed away by the hellfire that is around me
Starting point is 01:06:23 because I am resistant to magic damage. Resistant to physical? resistant to magic. Might want to take note. I should have, ah, lawyers! Lawyers! However. Is he still stunned though?
Starting point is 01:06:41 Yeah, they're both stunned because they failed, so we have to spend activations to get rid of it. And this ticks down one. And I also say, shit. As I get a debt token, and we gain a fear. All righty. And I'm not stuck.
Starting point is 01:07:02 No, no. So, both of them are stunned in space. That was with hope, right, or with fear? Fear. Oh, no. Well, one of you will spend an activation to get you unstunned. Me. And we'll spend a fear to get you unstuffed.
Starting point is 01:07:21 That means you can't do anything on our turn at all. Okay. However, I can spend a fear to activate you with you. to activate you with Relentless, which I will do. What would you like to do? Oh, man. Ah. Do we have another tasty line?
Starting point is 01:07:39 Just the mark a hit point there, too. No. I, seeing that my paralegals were all just destroyed. Oh, wow. I paged through my ledger, tear out a page hurl it to the ground and it sprouts into another group
Starting point is 01:08:03 of devil enforcers. Go ahead and roll. Is that D4, baby? But this does cost us a fear if I may spend it, Fear Daddy. Of course you may. That is six more of them. Where would you like
Starting point is 01:08:20 then to be placed? All around this Minotaur that just dare defy the law and the power of the court. You've got it, as they all swarm around you, Brayas, returned with an angry fervor after you incinerated many of their allies.
Starting point is 01:08:40 They immediately activate. I will spend a fear to have them do a group attack against you. That's better. That's going to be a 16 to hit. That hits. That is 12 physical damage for each of them attacking you. Does that mean three separate attacks? That's 72 points of physical damage against you.
Starting point is 01:08:59 Oh! Jesus, gosh. Dagger! Welcome to level A dagger, baby! So that's above my severe, so that's three hit points? Yes. Do you have any armor? I do. I'll use an armor to knock it down to two.
Starting point is 01:09:17 So that's two hit points on you. Yep. That's going to end their activation. Back to you all. Checkney. It's been a minute. What do you want to do? When I got hit about 45. 45 minutes ago for when I mark one or more hit points you start to see the fur growing out of his shoulders his neck pops his back cracked it's time for moon oh shit
Starting point is 01:09:56 I'll mark a stress to go into my wolf form, and I will use my grizzly harpoon where I'll make a spellcast roll and mark a stress to slice into my hands with my claws, and you see the blood that comes out and go in my hands, and I fucking throw it at the litigator with his flame whip within far range, and running forward if I need to as I do so. Yeah, you can definitely get within far range. And because he's so much larger than me, instead of pulling him down to me, I'm going to be pulled straight up onto him. Hell yes. Oh, bitch. Dude, dude. That's a 23 plus 4, 27 with hope.
Starting point is 01:10:41 That's it. I think that's going to hit. And that is going to be 8. That definitely hits. 8.3, 16, 19. Plus 3. 2021, 22 points of magic damage on the litigator. Magic damage or regular damage.
Starting point is 01:11:00 Magic or physical. I know, it's just magic. I don't make the rules. The Hellfire bats away some of your blow, but I still take a hit point of damage. And while I'm there, the turmoil is going to come out, and I'm going to take a swing down onto your neck with turmoil. as it comes down in one massive hit.
Starting point is 01:11:25 As you've like leaped up with this blood tether and pulled yourself to it, you're like holding on and clambering on, you're both kind of battling in the air. As turmoil goes into strike, rolling it out. And I'm gonna roll that, I'm gonna roll that kick-ass bard died, baby. And I'm gonna look at that shitty flame whip and I'm gonna use my experience and I'm gonna burn a hope. I'm gonna spend a hope saying, that's poorly made.
Starting point is 01:11:49 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, oh. 17, 18, 19, 20, 21 to hit. That hits. Nice. One, two, three, four, five, six. That's six D-10 plus 12. Yeah, you went all in on that proficiency, baby.
Starting point is 01:12:06 I've been sitting on it. Okay, that's 10, 12, 15, uh, 20, 29, 20. Oh, that's 34 plus 10, 44, 44, 44 physical damage. That's going to be two hit points there, baby. You got something on your face. And I take all of that damage. This one was a one, so I'm going to re-roll that using not good enough. That's a six, so add six points to that for the one.
Starting point is 01:12:43 That still puts it between the two thresholds, so. Beautiful. Pretty slick. A heavy hit on you. Oh, shame on you. And this ticks down to one. We gain another debt token and we gain a fear. Yes.
Starting point is 01:13:04 Okay. All right, and that was with hope, so it's still your go. Fern, you got the shackles off. All right, there's a few things I would like to do. Yes. All right, for one, I would like to activate the spark of Rauchat. You got it. Okay.
Starting point is 01:13:17 Flames, spill, and... Spill and burn out. I gotta take these off. Okay, so now may I also, okay, can I mark a stress to channel my elemental incarnation to use water, which when I deal damage to any enemy within melee range,
Starting point is 01:13:40 all other enemies within very close range will mark a stress. Sure. Okay. You're now bending as the flames apparate around you, you harness the steam that begins to swirl. As you conjure water, it burns into a mist and fog that you can manipulate at your whim.
Starting point is 01:13:55 Okay, great. So may I take a Caprene leap so I can sort of get in the fray with all of the paralegals? Over here, yes. How far can you move on a Capriene leap? I can leap anywhere within close range as though you were using normal movement.
Starting point is 01:14:17 So how close can I, can I, can I get within very close range of them? If you want to roll an agility roll to see if you can make that distance to far, we can see. And you can get, you can't quite get very close with him because he's still up in the air. But you can get within very close of Malfazu, if you'd like. I'll do that. But you have to make an agility role to do so. Better do it with hope, bitch.
Starting point is 01:14:41 I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm just going to get down and try to get close, and then I can do that next turn. Okay, and then what I'm going to do is I'm going to unleash chaos. I am going to use all five tokens that I have, which will be 5D10, but I can also use an extra D10 because of the spark. That's true. First rule to attack, and this is against Malthazu? Oh, yeah, that's right. I have to roll to see if it hits. Do you want to make a tag team? Yeah. I know. Are you going to do it?
Starting point is 01:15:15 Well, it needs hope. Who's providing the hope? I've got three hope. Okay, then you can do the tag team. Okay, okay, okay. Which ones do I do? Okay, we'll do this one. Yeah, I'll hit them with you if you want.
Starting point is 01:15:27 Yes, let's do it. All right, so spend that three hope. It's a tag team attack. So, just describe how both of you are combining your assault. What are you doing, Brayas? She said let chaos rain, or no, she said something about chaos. Yes, I unleash chaos. Yes.
Starting point is 01:15:45 That is one of my... I mean, obviously, we got to let chaos. That is one of my three personal values now. So I can't, I can't, I can't not be chaotic. So I will, I will hoist her up. She was trying to get close. I'm going to try to push her even closer, and I will swing with my foul verdict along with her.
Starting point is 01:16:04 And you'll get advantage if you're still that close to me, which you will be. Yay. So as she stands, as she says, she's not quite close to get advantage, but he is, as you unleash chaos, as you kind of hoist behind. and then leap with your poison pen in the air
Starting point is 01:16:17 to strike downward. Both of you, roll for your attack. Oh, okay. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Okay, okay. That's not terrible. It's not terrible. Okay, 17 plus five.
Starting point is 01:16:33 Hey, here. So 23. Yes. And with fear. With fear. Mine was a 24 with hope. Oh, oh, let's take that. Let's take that.
Starting point is 01:16:45 So you both, you both gain a hope, and that is success for both of you, and you add your damage together for this assault. Yes. Oh, oh, where is it? And again, Ray's, you can re-roll two dice at damaged dice if you like. Okay. Oh, God, where is it?
Starting point is 01:17:03 Oh, and I'm using my thing so I can do the things with the other things. Where is it? I'm gonna add toxic splash into this as well to give another 3D8 damage. Let's go. That's what it's four. That's what it's four.
Starting point is 01:17:16 That's what it's about. All right. Is that five or six rolls? I think those five rolls. And I have a sixth from the spark. Let's go. Okay, it's just one. So that's 32 points of damage.
Starting point is 01:17:35 Okay, so that's... Dimmage. 32 to you. You want to re-roll anything? Oh, shoot, I forgot. I'll re-roll two of them. All right. And that's...
Starting point is 01:17:44 for you. Those are way better. Is that magical or physical? Magical from her. So it's 16. You can just mark that on the side if you want. That's 42 damage from me. All right, which means that's 42 on top of that to you, which does break your major thresholds.
Starting point is 01:17:59 That's three hit points on you. And that's half for you. That's right. That was 37. So it would be 16 on top of the 32, which would be 48, which is still under you. which is still under your major. It has two hit points, that's right. And I can spend a hope to target one additional enemy.
Starting point is 01:18:20 Well, I'm saying, this is all on you. I got confused, I thought this was on both of you. So you get to keep those head points. Sorry, that was just on one target. I got confused. But, Reyes. I'm going to spend a hope to target one additional enemy. Great.
Starting point is 01:18:35 Oh, within close range? Yes. Is he close? Come on, come on, come on, come on. It's right there. I'll allow it. Do I roll again or? No, no, that's that 37 physical damage against you. So you do still mark two of those.
Starting point is 01:18:56 You have that many left. All over again. And when I make a successful attack, I can clear three hit points from me, and on a success with hope, I can also heal a nearby ally. What? Are you near me?
Starting point is 01:19:21 I feel like I am, but I'm not sure. You are within very close of Braiths. Okay, so we both heal three headpoints. How did you do that? You are so puny. That's second win. That is the power of chaos, friend. Renounce your demons, renounce your devils.
Starting point is 01:19:42 and come to the chaos side. Tempting. Yes. I like it. That was with hope, right? Yeah. It was. I'm going to embrace that chaos.
Starting point is 01:19:52 Damn it. Well, and. Oh. Oh, right. Before this happens. You see that up in the air as all of this damage has been dished out, I am quivering, and you can see the fire
Starting point is 01:20:06 coursing over my scaly flesh. He's going nuclear! Nuclear. This ticks down to zero. And I say, feel the prosecution. And I explode with hellfire and all of the debt tokens that we have been gathering. How many are there, Fear Daddy?
Starting point is 01:20:30 Four, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine debt tokens. That means every one of you within far range takes nine D10 magic damage. That's 40. That's going to be around 45. Do you want to roll this? Oh, no, you're going to be around 35. That's all of us. Maybe it'll be really bad.
Starting point is 01:20:53 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll be five below or five below. Low roll. Is this going to be our first to be continued live show? 48. No. 51 points of magic damage to everyone except for Orem. except for Orum.
Starting point is 01:21:10 Oh, and Dorian, and Dorian. Dorian, you're free of it as well. Get back up, ability to mark a stress and reduce the severity by one threshold. Nice. Me too, right? And this is from the lawyer. Just those.
Starting point is 01:21:24 This is from the lawyer, not from the withered boy? Correct. All right. Thanks for those hit points, Brace. Yes, I'll mark two. You did, you did a hit point to me. I am angry. I'm going to spend a fear to interrupt your stress,
Starting point is 01:21:39 because why not? Even though it was with hope, I'm going to spend a fear to interrupt. I'm going to activate this devil that you have engaged with. Some bitch. Who's going to go ahead and take the scroll and throw it up to Tevin. Vof, woof, Tevin catches it. I'm going to go ahead and spend another fear to activate Tevin,
Starting point is 01:21:57 who pulls the scroll out and goes, And within this day, Fern Callaway, will be bound to the hills of which she's promised to be guardian under the Lord of the Hills, my fiery pride. This counts down two more to a four. That's our activation. Spotlights back to you.
Starting point is 01:22:20 I'm not even going to use an action. I'm going to hold seedling to the sky and Spider-Man thwhip up to the top. As soon as I get there, I'm going to use deadly... Like that's stress? Yeah, as a stress, that's right. As soon as I get there, I'm going to use deadly focus. Once per rest, you can apply all your focus towards a target of your choice, so I gain a plus one bonus to my proficiency, and I stare at Dorian across
Starting point is 01:22:45 the platform. Let's go, babe. What's up? Is that all you want to do? I didn't use an action. Nope. Do you have the hope? I do, if you don't.
Starting point is 01:23:04 I do not have the hope in my heart. We'll switch it up. I'll spend three hope. And we will tango around this motherfucker. Tagsimon? Yes, let's go. All right. What action are you both taking against Tevin?
Starting point is 01:23:19 Say again. What action are you both taking against Tevin? We're going to do a thousand slashes across this devil's body. You got it, go ahead and roll your two attacks. I'm going to use one of my strategic approach tokens to give my attack advantage. And plus five. Oh, oh, crit. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:44 Oh. Yeah. Well, that solves that problem. I was like, oh, two, two. Oh. Well, that is, means both of you are critting on this. So both of you gain a hope and lose a stress. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 01:24:07 Both of you do maximum weapon damage and then roll your weapon damage on top of it. And then combine it. This is going to be crazy. So I did focus. So my proficiency is a five for this. So max. Okay, so 32 plus the modifier, stuff too?
Starting point is 01:24:32 Correct. Well, it'll modify at the end. So it's your dice max. Yes, 32. And then you roll dice. Oh, 50. Okay, so it's 50 plus for me. Boom.
Starting point is 01:24:43 Yeah, so I dumped all my levels up into proficiency two, so mine's 5D8. Yeah. And then the roll? Oh, yeah. Lucky number, Sleven's, baby. So it's 40 plus whatever you rolled there. R-A-40.
Starting point is 01:25:07 What is it? Oh, seven, what are you? That was a 70. But Kevin's so cute. That's not important right now. So 40 plus that is 66 plus 8. It doesn't matter when they're manipulative. 74?
Starting point is 01:25:25 74. 74. 74 damage? Yeah. How much did you do? 50 plus 47. Whoa. Oh, please, double severe.
Starting point is 01:25:39 So that's, that's a, that's 160, whatever, 153. Let's go. So that, that's. 153. That more than devil, more than devils, doubles Tevin's severe thresholds. He marks four hit points on that. And one spiraling, unstoppable assault of blade and dance and eye contact and grins.
Starting point is 01:26:13 Two majestic boyfriends shred. I think it's powerful and passionate. I think it looks like a Pasadouble. Oh yeah. They're like stripping hands using centrifugal force to move around this guy, and they were roommates. Is that one of your experiences? Should be.
Starting point is 01:26:41 That should have been ours! Now, Tevin's fiery armor does strike you both for 12 points of magic damage because of the melee attacks against him, and because whoever these up, marked as the arbitrator on this, has a chastised reaction when it marks one of more hit points by piece you in the close range, both of you have to make an instinct role for me. Reaction roll. Reaction. Okay.
Starting point is 01:27:06 Oh, oh, hey, five and five's a crit, baby. Yeah, that's a success. You're ready now. Wow, sir. 17 with fear. Oh, well, it's reactions. It's reaction. Thank goodness.
Starting point is 01:27:20 The reaction difficulty was an 18. Oh. So you unfortunately fail. We gain a fear, and you are pushed far range away. As suddenly the tower, billows off. Dorian, like, crouched down and a hold under the stone. Let me ask, since we rolled together on that attack and you hit a crit,
Starting point is 01:27:38 does that mean that attack was a critical success? It was. Okay, while I'm holding down and grabbing you, I'm also going to give you a hope because with inspiring Flourish on Gamble of Clef, the Vortex, played, when you roll a critical success, you can choose two hours with a close range to gain a hope, so you get a hope back. And as I'm holding you, caressing your hand for the first time, Since we rolled a successful attack,
Starting point is 01:28:02 it awakens something inside me and I feel an ancient power stirring within my loins. And Gambo Clef the Vortex Blade engages since we had a successful attack once per long range. I can do another attack and repeats so I can hold on to you
Starting point is 01:28:21 and still take swipes at our boy up top. All right. So as we'll say as this castigation that this chastising ability is taking off, like at the same time you can go and keep making attacks when you're finished with your flurry he'll be knocked away so continue
Starting point is 01:28:35 roll bitch come on come on hold on I'm gonna add I'm gonna add the D8 on this one yeah it is gross icky wait wait wait wait wait wait no no no wait wait wait wait if I make
Starting point is 01:28:51 if I make a finesse rack reaction it's a 14 which I rolled the 14 does that mean beats it beats it it beats it yeah it beats it hey I'm gonna take it that means it hit yeah to then roll again. It's 14-6 to 6-6-S. Dang, you just barely got that.
Starting point is 01:29:04 I'm learning how to play Daggerheart live. You're doing great, baby. So it'll be another round of attacks. Yeah, another attack for you. Fantastic. Great. Oh, you stopped to roll to hit. You stopped to hold a hit.
Starting point is 01:29:16 What? You still have to roll to hit. Oh, but I thought that was the, oh, I have to roll the hit. Okay. Yeah, it gives you the chance to hit again. Okay. You can do this.
Starting point is 01:29:26 Come on. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, really scared. Doggerhardt, you cruel mistress, I missed. What'd you roll? 13. Yeah, that's a failure.
Starting point is 01:29:43 With hope or fear? I know. It was with... I can't remember. It was with fear. Oh. A good try as you've unleashed another series of strikes, but Tevin's a little too wise at this moment.
Starting point is 01:29:57 It blasts Orem off. or him off, and down to this way, and you catch yourself on the edge of that as the other devil kind of spins around to look towards you. That brings the spotlight back to us. Where did I land on the map? You are on this platform here. Okay, that's a pretty safe spot.
Starting point is 01:30:13 Either you want to go? Yes, please. Let's go for it, Mafasu. Just wait me into that big mass of enemies there. You tell the other devil, excuse me. Excuse me, pardon me. Stand aside. They back up and out of your way,
Starting point is 01:30:28 as you kind of... Hi, guys. We're all into here. All right. I'm going to use executioner sweep. Can I spend a fear, Fear Daddy? Yes, you may. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:30:40 To make a standard attack against all targets within very close range. Yes, that's going to be attack against Fern, Ashton, and Brayas. All right. Bring it. Fern. That'll be a 19. It's. I think that hits all of them.
Starting point is 01:30:57 It does. You all lose a hope within far range, which is all of you except for Dorian and Orum, and we gain a fear. 49. Jeez, Louise. Okay. 49. 49 points of physical damage. Minus one.
Starting point is 01:31:18 He's still withered. That's true. Yeah, so whatever damage you take, you reduce it by one severity. Zero. Did I hit them all? Does that count as three successful attacks? That would, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:31:27 You all lose three, four. Technically, it's still one attack against all of them. Okay. Yeah, you're good. Okay. You all lose one hope. Do I lose a hope if I didn't take any damage? Not that it matters, but I have no hope.
Starting point is 01:31:39 It's just when he does this full attack, it happens. Yeah, it's not about damage. So you reduced that to nothing? Yeah, I didn't take it. That's great. We get a fear. Yes, I added that. And remember if you mark an armor, you actually lose an extra one.
Starting point is 01:31:51 Yep. I didn't. None of us have any armor left, so. Oh. Except for Ashton. I did. Man, I can take a beating in this build. It's amazing.
Starting point is 01:32:02 Is that what you like to do? Yeah. All right, great. Would you like to do anything? Let's see. Where do we have a line? You have a werewolf on your face. Oh, that's right.
Starting point is 01:32:18 I see, we'll hear the way. How did I miss this bundle of fur right in my face? You bastard! Now you can fly and try and line up another lash if you'd like to or whatever else on this page you prefer. No, we are inspired by the beautiful pair on top of the tower. We are going to have a dance of our own in the air as I whip my lash a fire around you,
Starting point is 01:32:51 wrapping it around both of us as I use my judgment lash. May I spend a fear, please? Yes, you may. Thank you, Daddy. This is great for my self-esteem. Oh, man. It's just going to inspire some weird dreams. All right.
Starting point is 01:33:16 Your evasion is halved against a attack, which is a 17. Yeah, that hits. All right, my friend. You are not going to take 27 magic damage. Not a problem. How are you doing over there? I'm fine. And you are now vulnerable as the hellfire of my whip
Starting point is 01:33:46 rages across you, and you are vulnerable until you clear a stress. That sucks a little more. Would you like to move with your payload? Yes. This dance, we are going to pirouette in the sky over toward the tower because I see that our arbitrator is in dire peril. There we are. Yep, perfect. That concludes our spotlight. We have one fear on deck. We've spent a lot of fear. It's back to you all.
Starting point is 01:34:21 Can I get up? I will also note, because you damaged Tevin, who is now the arbitrator, it does tick up to a five. I'm just going to spend the stress. I'm not going to do anything, but I'm just going to reset my habit. Okay, I'm going to take a health potion. Go for it. So that clears all my hit points again. Nice. Okay. Goodbye. Okay. I'm going to, do I have a line of sight on, on, on, On how? No, Mal. Are you male?
Starting point is 01:34:57 Malfa? Yeah, you do. He's quite large. Yes, okay. Oh! I'm so mad! I'm gonna unleash chaos! As well. So. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:35:09 Yeah. I'm just so mad. Lightning is flying everywhere. Okay. I've got all my stress still, so I get to roll with advantage. Right. Okay. And I get to add a six to this because... because of all the damn, huh. Okay, okay, wait. Wait, 14, 15, 16.
Starting point is 01:35:35 Oh, wait, I still have the Bardic inspiration. 16. Both was eight. That takes me to 24. 24? Oh my, yes. Okay, great. Yes.
Starting point is 01:35:48 I am going to also use all of my tokens to deal full damage on this, So that is 5D10 damage. Magic damage, all right, let's go. This is gonna hurt. Oh, I didn't even add my prep, never mind. 11, that's good, plus seven is 18, plus seven is 25, and then one more.
Starting point is 01:36:15 25 plus 8, 23, plus another 6, 6, 39, is there anything? Is there anything else I'm gonna add? I think that's it. Oh, I didn't say it. Forget it. So yeah, 39. 39 points of magic damage.
Starting point is 01:36:33 It's going to exceed my major threshold. That does exceed your major threshold. That's two hit points of Mafazu. Oh, I am still standing. A heavy strike of chaotic power from your mind as you feel the inside of your devilish brain wracked with psychic terror. Oh, my brain, my greatest asset.
Starting point is 01:37:00 That was with hope of fear. Oh, that was with hope. Yeah, so take that hope. Spotlight is still on you all. Mind if I roll or is someone else got something? So I give myself a little bit of a pep talk. Let's try something else. And I look at that flying fuck over there.
Starting point is 01:37:20 and I activate my space havoc, and I'm just gonna take a swing that somehow he's within far range, right? Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna smack him around the back of his fucking head. You watch his, Ashton takes a massive swing with a hammer, and the hammer vanishes into a portal for a split second.
Starting point is 01:37:44 A portal opens next to your head in the sky as the hammer swings from it. And that's, uh, that's, that's, that's not bad. This is, uh, 25, uh, it's 25, 26, 27, 208, 29 with hope. You hit. Take that hope, buddy. And now let's do some damage. That's, uh, my standard, which is 5D 12.
Starting point is 01:38:10 Enjoy. Uh, one, two, three. Uh, that's not bad. Uh, it's 12. 13, 14, uh, 12. 13, 40, 15, 16, 17, 17, 18, 19, ah, ha, 19, 28, 38, 39, 40, 50, 55, 56, 57, points of damage.
Starting point is 01:38:49 Ashton, how do you want to do this? So since I'm going to double this because I do, since I kill him, I do get a teleport too. You do. So I'm going to make it a two-parter. That swing actually, I'm going to myself. Teleport right behind you before I bring it down on your head in your ear. You're just going to hear, we were here first. Water's right, motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:39:21 And knock your goddamn head off and teleport right to the top of that fucking tower. Far range? Actually, if it's still in. You can teleport to the edge of this tower. That'll do. So you now kind of, this massive, earth-swollen ashen is now like king-konging up the side of this infernal tower
Starting point is 01:39:44 as this devil plummets and crashes to the ground. Oh, sorry, Chad. Sorry. Chetney, write it to the ground. Ah, thank you very much. The prosecution rests. Oh. You may have a seat.
Starting point is 01:40:11 Awesome. Nice, nice. I'm going to spend a fear to activate Tevin, who's going to tick this down to three. As he reads from the scroll once more, we will bind her here eternally. She will be my right hand in the infernal war to recover our Lord wherever he will be reborn. And he says that he looks towards you and get vengeance on those that have crossed him. Objection? It's still your spotlight.
Starting point is 01:40:50 Loddna, you haven't gone in a minute. Ah, huh, ha, huh, okay. Tevin. But what you wanted to do, you had a thing. You got a thing, go for it. Do you have enough hope for a tag teamie? I do. Should we tag teamie?
Starting point is 01:41:05 Always. Okay. Now do know, you know that he is resistant to physical damage. Yes. I feel like we should go after Tevin. I do too. Let's do that.
Starting point is 01:41:18 But, all right, here's what I'm going to start with. I'm going to pull out paté. Yes, he's here. He's been here the whole time. He's just been asleep. I'm going to reach in my backpack. What's going on? I was taking a nerve.
Starting point is 01:41:34 Shut up. And I'm going to take him. And I'm going to kind of spin him around, almost like he's like nunchucks, like he's poorly. And I'm going to, like, wind him up, and like I'm going to shot put throw him towards Tebeth. All right.
Starting point is 01:41:51 And as I release him, I'm going to summon a horror. All right. What's the range on this? Um, far. Far. All right. Far range is this for you right now? So you'd have to try and, you'd have to try and move. I will move.
Starting point is 01:42:07 And make an agility roll to make that distance to get him within range. You can do this. You can do this. Can I? Can I? Can I spend a hope and use my experience, hear the call of the wild, and you'll hear it in the distance? If you'd like to. Actually, this is a good point.
Starting point is 01:42:32 Can I, because we're tag teaming. Well, did you have enough hope to do that? I had four total. Can I like... So you can add a D6 to this, if you'd like. Okay. Okay, but narratively, I wanted to basically like, Hail Mary. pass patte to chetny to get in the rest of the way i love it i love it i love it
Starting point is 01:42:55 if this works just like so go ahead make that agility roll for me laudna with the d6 with the d6 oh my god i hate this so much all right all right all right hang on wait that wasn't a real role um it's not great 13? No, 14? That's enough. It's just... 14 with what? No, 14. Shut up, shut up, he didn't have to say it out loud.
Starting point is 01:43:32 With fear. Okay, it's still part of the same tag team. But it's still part of the same tag team, right? Indeed. Oh, that's true. We're still going. So I pass him and then I want to summon, so as I like pass him, if you want to,
Starting point is 01:43:47 you want to catch Pate. and then as you catch him, my hellhound explodes from Pate. So, as part of the scenario, the spotlight will come back to us after this, and I did gain of fear. But you are ending this movement. We already have to roll to cast your spell. I will catch Pate where I am, but I'm going to switch out my vault, and I'm going to burn a stress to bring in rage up, which lets me double my damage and I'm going to use my crimson right at level 8 to do 3d6 to any attacks
Starting point is 01:44:25 and I'm going to burn the last charge second of last charge on the staff of Dark Odyssey to blink within far range to straight to Tevin and as I'm holding pattee turmoil comes down I'm like bitch I was there first so for the Your crimson right is currently doing physical. It's gonna do magical damage. All righty. So go ahead and both roll your attacks, yes. All right.
Starting point is 01:45:01 I want to spend my last favor to add shadow to this. Let's do it. That's what it's for. That's what it's for. That's 28 to hit with hope. Nice. So you both, as part of the tag team, get to take 28 with hope.
Starting point is 01:45:17 Get his ass. So you both take a hope. With hope. Okay, wait, but I also rolled. I think his is better though. Oh, yeah, what did you roll? You look sad. Hang on.
Starting point is 01:45:28 Don't distract me right now. 23 with fear, so let's take his. Yeah, good call. Both of you gain a hope that is success. Both of you roll your damage and combine it. Okay. That's 5D10 for me. That's 66, 70.
Starting point is 01:45:48 Sixty-eight points of damage. Because I, in my order of the lichen, I get to crank up the stress plus rage up, plus crimson right. Yeah, that's nasty. Shit. That's how you've been subpoenaed. Seven, nine, sixteen, one, a lot.
Starting point is 01:46:14 It's not great. Sixteen. Okay. That's going to be 20, and they have to mark one D4 stress. Ooh. All right, so that's 20 with 68, you said. That's 88 points of magical damage. They also have to mark an additional stress,
Starting point is 01:46:34 so two stress on a successful attack. All right, that is past the severe threshold. That's three hit points on you. He has to make a reaction roll. And if he fails a reaction roll, he has to mark a D4 stress from me. Okay, so mark those three hit points. Malfazer's looking rough.
Starting point is 01:46:50 Now hang on. I want to do one more little thingy that I get to add on after a successful attack. This is Tevin. Teven. Teven. Oh, this is Teven. That's right.
Starting point is 01:47:00 Sorry. It was the spiked Pate football. My brain is going weird on that. There's a lot in there right now. Uh-oh. That is, yeah. Oh. How do you want to do this?
Starting point is 01:47:11 Yes. I'll say with turmoil, as the sight sinks into the back of his neck, I'm like, I don't think you should fly, and I'll carve the wings off the back of Tibbon, and I'll turn him forward towards Lodna. Well, I lost my monitor. I can't hear shit. I toss my patte to you. So as you carve down and you cut into his body, paté basically like a little weasel goes in and he explodes into my wolf. And bisects him the rest of the way. Tevin splits in half. The wings shattered. The upper torso goes flying down to the ground next to your feet fern, and you see as the body of Tebem begins to burn away into ash, slain within his own realm, a true death for a devil. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:48:27 As his arms and tors me to burn away, he reaches towards you and goes, we could have been so beautiful. Aww. Oh, I kind of hate it. I love it at the same time. I know. He never stood. Is the kiff's gone from my hand? No, because your deal was with the Lord of Hell.
Starting point is 01:48:49 Okay, I was just checking. Are we up near Fern? No, Fern's down there. You're up with Dorian. Got it. So wait, one more thing. Yes. I would like to burn the rest of my hope.
Starting point is 01:49:01 You still have fear. Is this still going? I mean, you guys still have the ability to go if you'd like. I just want to tag on because after a successful attack with Dyer Strike, I can spin hope to leave power. from the target, the GM must lose fear for each hit point dealt. That's right, fear, daddy. I'm gonna remember that.
Starting point is 01:49:29 All right. Who's up? I have the super fast thing I will use seedling spend distress to send a vine and pull the contract into my hand. Nice, yes. All right. That's it. The contract's in your hand.
Starting point is 01:49:45 That finishes your go. Who's up next? Still us? I'm going to eat some varic leaves. All right. That gives me two extra hope. You get two extra hope on your go there. You got anything?
Starting point is 01:49:58 I can touch you Chetney, although you're very scary to me right now, but I'll still touch you with sparing touch and you'll clear too stress. So you're not vulnerable anymore. There you go. All is still here. All right. But you're free and out. Who are you next to, Far?
Starting point is 01:50:15 You can tag team this. Okay. Let's tag team it. But I don't have any hope. I have three hope. Okay. I just took there. Let's do it.
Starting point is 01:50:27 I would. I would like to turn into a dragon. What? Yeah, why not? I mean, we all want to do that, but what? I'm going to turn into a dragon. Do you do magic damage? when you're a dragon?
Starting point is 01:50:41 I do. No, do you need me to do magic damage. Magic damage is what damages him. Oh. So cool, though. I know it is. Do it feels right. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:50:53 Yes, sir. Do it. Do it. Do it. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Okay. We're going to do it.
Starting point is 01:51:02 We're going to do it. It's a fairy dragon? Yes. It is a, it is, it is, yes. It's a dragon. dragon. It's like a teal, like, you know, the same color hair as fern with like a little peach bow. Oh, Jesus. Beautiful, beautiful.
Starting point is 01:51:17 It's real cute. Does it have a marsupial pouch? Of course it does. And very, very, like, round around the tummy. A little bit of a muffin top. So you transform into this fiery fay dragon with water, mist swirling around you. What are you doing, Imogen? I'm going to cast television.
Starting point is 01:51:39 telekinesis and try to lift up Al and just softball him up in the air so Fern can chomp in the air. Let's go. So go ahead and wolf telekinesis you roll for your attack as a dragon fern. Okay. And I'm stressed so I'm still at advantage. Let's go. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:51:55 Okay. Okay. Oh, that's so bad. 21. That's okay. I'm 26 with hope. That's you both get to take 26 with hope. Yes.
Starting point is 01:52:08 Come on. Asked we. We both get a hope. We both get a hope. We both get a hope. Oh my gosh. I haven't had hope in so long. Relatable.
Starting point is 01:52:17 Very relatable. Okay. So that is 4D10, but because I have the spark of Roshan up, I get an extra D10. Does that still count? Yeah. Great. So 5D10. And I'm going to chuck him up in the air so he falls back down and...
Starting point is 01:52:36 Let's go. Spark of Roshan is magic too, right? It's whatever damage you're dealing. Oh, that's right. Okay. That's right. New rules. 2D12 is all, but that's okay.
Starting point is 01:52:48 They're good. Little, little, little. Okay. 14, and I'm going to add the one extra point for my Rewidian damage right here. Okay. Sorry. The math is up there.
Starting point is 01:53:07 Shut up. Oh, I can't. Okay, wait. That's 41 points of damage. All right. That's 11. And I do 18 points of damage. You know, that's something.
Starting point is 01:53:25 Listen. All right. Is yours physical as well? For telekinesis? It technically is. All right. So that's going to be 50. 59.
Starting point is 01:53:37 59? That's going to be two hit points marked on Malfazu as you get lobbed into the air and then down into the fiery jaws. What is happening? Okay. You get shaking like a dog with a new toy. I was going to do this, but I realized I didn't have any stress. That's good.
Starting point is 01:53:51 It's still your spotlight. We should just call Nana Mori, right? We gotta get out of here. Oh, that's a good idea. Thurn? Third. Make the call. Nana!
Starting point is 01:54:02 Yes. Wait, can we? What? Oh, no, that's how we got it. Never mind. Yeah, the staff is spent. Yeah, no, no, Maury! We need you!
Starting point is 01:54:12 Someone want to smack this idiot while we're here? Yeah, I'll run and leap off the tower. Flea jump, spend distress, come down from the heavens. I wish I had three, no. You land down there from the top. I'm all out of my stress, so I can't do any powerful spells. That's why I... It's pathetic.
Starting point is 01:54:27 I just go, I give image a little bit of a back rub. It's my back, but thank you. But it's... Another strategic approach to do it. at advantage, a token. What are you trying here or? I'm leaping off the tower. I spent distress to flee jump into the air
Starting point is 01:54:42 and land on top of out. Right, what you did right here. Oh, that lands me there. And where would you want to land? Oh, I thought it was on the top of the tower, but I'm not. No, you're over here. I'll leap of that distance, far distance,
Starting point is 01:54:55 and then I will use my movement to close the distance and attack. On him? Yeah. Okay, make an agility roll to make that distance. Yep, I do that at advantage as well. Yeah, Brayette, yeah, you're in melee. Are you sure you want to make an agility roll?
Starting point is 01:55:12 17 with fear. Okay. That does succeed, though, and that gets you there. Okay, and I still get a hope because I'm of my build. Indeed. I'm going to attack. I'm going to take that. With advantage.
Starting point is 01:55:24 On my turn. Spotlight's on you, buddy. Thank you. You got a few figures around you. You got Laudna over there. You got Imogen back there. You got Brayas, and you got now a tiny little halfling orb. Since I'm in the job.
Starting point is 01:55:34 of this beautiful creature. I will not swing my blade. I will use Hellfire. Let's go. Marka Stress. Thank you. Wait, I didn't hit with that attack? That was your agility role to get up to there. Just to get to him.
Starting point is 01:55:47 Understood. That's the challenge of going that extra mile with the fear roll. Everyone within close range has to make an agility reaction role. That's all of you except for Chetney and Dorian and Ashton.
Starting point is 01:56:03 I'm still on that tower. Agility roll? Agility reaction roll. Okay. I can't. I lost my dice. Oh, wait, here it is. Eleven.
Starting point is 01:56:22 How much damage is that? That's 28 magical damage. And you lose a hope. And you lose a hope. Great. All right. Loddna. 17.
Starting point is 01:56:33 17 is a success. So you take. half that damage. Whatever half that is. 14. 14. All right. All right.
Starting point is 01:56:41 I went through... 28. Half a fete 14 magical damage. Imogen. I rolled in 11, so I also take 28 points. 28 points of magic damage and you lose a hope? Yes. 21.
Starting point is 01:56:51 You take 14 points of magic damage. Okay. All right. That'll conclude your activation. When Malfazzo dies damage to a PC, they must mark two armor slots instead of one. That's right. So any one to reduce that damage.
Starting point is 01:57:03 You got to reduce two arms. The rush is here as you're all starting to gather on that point. That's going to end our go. Spellights back to you. We've got to hit the sky to death. Yes, with magic. With magic. With magic.
Starting point is 01:57:16 That would be preferable. My thing does magic does yours? I have no spells left because I'm all stressed out. Liam, you're next to him too, right? No, but I can attack pretty heavily. Okay. You have your weapons still, your standard. I also have three.
Starting point is 01:57:32 Oh my God, my star is a sparking bowl! Working Bolt. Yeah. Your what? Was that English? What did you just say? Oh no. I definitely should have done that and still telekinesia.
Starting point is 01:57:44 That's all good. That's how we learned. It's fine. Who's going? I'm just going to hit him. Yeah. Let's go. Are you tag teaming or are you just so?
Starting point is 01:57:53 I don't have any hope. Do you have enough for a tag team? Yeah. Let's do it. This whole time seedling regenerates and I keep regenerating and my build. so like I'm just a hope machine. I'm so hopeful. You're such a hopeful guy.
Starting point is 01:58:07 Yeah, I'll spend the three hope, tag team. There we go. Let's do it. Mother grub. And I'll use my final strategic approach to add damage this time. Okay. I'm gonna use my third personal value.
Starting point is 01:58:23 There is evil and good and no in between. And now I have chosen good. And I will roll with a D20. Let's go. Okay. That's 25 to hit, 27 to hit. 27 to hit with fear. Oh.
Starting point is 01:58:43 I'm swapping in tactician for one stress. I can roll with the D20s, my hope dies. So I'm at 28 with hope. Let's go. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Roll damage, motherfuckers. Take your hope. Let's add this up. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:58:57 This is the thing. This is the one. Come on. Bye. Bye. Whoa! Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:59:06 Whoa. It's a 42 for me. So 42 for me. So 42. Physical damage. Yeah. It becomes 21 damage against you. Right.
Starting point is 01:59:20 21. And what are you doing magic damage? 38 magic damage, but I'm going to use the other poison pen acid splash to it deal an additional 3D8. So that's another. So that's 45 magical damage. Yeah. That just crosses the severe threshold.
Starting point is 01:59:44 How do you want to do this? Yes! That's all right. That's so perfect. Where is? Yeah, that's just right. That's just right. I spin around.
Starting point is 02:00:02 around twice with my flail and I'll go high, you go low? Sure, yes. Yes. I will knock the head off this guy at, sort of at the crown of his head, so his horns are what go flying. And Orum streaks in down low towards Brayas' calf and I grab it like a stripper pole,
Starting point is 02:00:29 and I swing around and slash and slash and cut away the demon's tendon, the devil's tendon. And I will, as I do this, I'll just say to him, there's a baby out there somewhere. That baby is next. That's right, I'm gonna go kill a baby devil. Orum comes to a halt and says, wait, what? Yeah, I'm gonna kill a baby.
Starting point is 02:01:00 Or at least find it. At least find it. Maybe I won't kill it. It's probably really cute. With the contract acquired and the two last major devils he'll keeping guard, there's a moment in time where a number of devils begin to crawl out of the nearby hills to give chase.
Starting point is 02:01:15 You all gather together and shout out once more to Nana Mori. There you watch in the center of this single flickering fiery portal opens. And on the other side, you see a hand beckon. Come on, girl, come on quick. one by one you all charge through as it shuts behind you
Starting point is 02:01:36 and you find yourselves once more standing in the comfort of the ligament manner. Tattered burned but alive. The contract sits in your hands. What do you do with it?
Starting point is 02:01:57 I'm going to walk it up to the woman it belongs to. and hand it up to Fern. I'm gonna eat it. Like a goat on the farm. Furn devours the contract, and as you do, the mark on your hand burns away. Never again.
Starting point is 02:02:33 As it does, you feel a shift within. And Nana Mori pulls into a pouch and goes, Well, let's see, I'm curious myself. And she tosses that same silver triangle of dust around you. Your aura flares up, and that one mass section that was since bound to the hells has since shifted to the dark green fay color giving majority stake in your
Starting point is 02:03:00 spirit to your Nana Mori. The delegate stands there. Well then, I'll return with unhappy news to Seminar. I'm sure the Unseile Court will be happy to hear that such an agent has been lost. This won't be the last time you hear from us. And they turn and leave with their armed cadre. As soon as Lickament Manor is left open, more returns. My sweet girl.
Starting point is 02:03:37 Oh, Nana. Thank you all so much for keeping my sweet granddaughter safe. You get to stay. I understand. But I'll have more tasks for you. But for now, let's throw a party. As all of the various strange critters begin to pull out from the shadows, all the wonderful, beloved, terrifying creatures that you call friends begin to put up streamers and music begins
Starting point is 02:04:17 to play. And here for a moment of respite, Bell's Hells, you throw a party in freeing your friend, Fern Callaway from terrifying oaths and the promise of eternal ash. And with that, we conclude our story for the night. Thank you so much for joining us. A big round of applause for our guest, Monster GMs, Jeremy Clufford and Chris Perkins.
Starting point is 02:04:59 We love you very much and is it Thursday, Ed. Good night. Ten four years. Ten more years. Ten four years. Ten four years. Ten four years. Ten four years.
Starting point is 02:05:24 Ten four years. Ten four years. ten four years. Thank you. so much. 10 more years! 10 more years! 10 4 years!
Starting point is 02:06:07 10 4 years! Oh my God! Never sleep! Nah, I'm good for another 10. All right. Have a wonderful night, everybody. Travel safe. M.
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