Daniel and Kelly’s Extraordinary Universe - Holiday Special: santa, reindeer and long-lasting lamps

Episode Date: December 24, 2024

Daniel and Kelly talk about how santa takes solves an NP-hard problem, how reindeer fly and glow, and the physics of lamps that defy time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:03:11 you may want to consider whether your children's holiday experience would be enhanced or diminished by putting these magical stories under a scientific lens. So today we'll be asking ourselves questions like, how does Santa manage to go fast enough to deliver toys to all the Christian kids in the world in just one night? And how does Rudolph produce that light to guide the way? Does he have a bad bacterial infection? And how does time dilation perhaps account for the Hanukkah oil burning for eight long days and nights? Welcome to Daniel and Kelly's extraordinarily festive universe. I'm a particle physicist, and I think we don't have enough science holidays.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Ooh, I'm Kelly Wienersmith. I study parasites. And yeah, I'll back that up. My people, the ecologists, are pretty excited about Earth Day. But, you know, we could always use more holidays. What holiday would you start? Universe Day. Nice.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Oh, yeah, I guess Earth Day would be a subset of Universe Day. Yeah, it encompasses everything. Why isn't an everyday Universe Day? I'm looking forward to those ads already. That's right. Well, and how would you celebrate Universe Day? That's a good question. You'd need a really dark chocolate cake, I guess,
Starting point is 00:04:33 to represent the absolute mysteries of the universe and the impenetrable darkness of space. I think if someone told me they were giving me a cake that represented the mysteries of the universe, I would be really worried about what was inside that cake. Like, here's a razor blade. I don't know that I'd be excited about that cake. I'm only putting razor blades and cakes I send my friends in prison, Kelly.
Starting point is 00:04:56 You're not in prison, are you? Not yet. no I think we've established that the worst I've ever done is like jaywalked that's right oh no we both committed dairy related crimes yes international cheese smuggling and butter smuggling yeah man we're rebels maybe not a great idea to admit to that on air oops there's a show I listen to and their slogan is like don't Instagram your crimes and we're podcasting our crimes anyway we're not the smartest criminals no and the cheese was delicious so probably worth it anyway. Yeah, and the butter was delicious also. And food is a central element for how people
Starting point is 00:05:32 celebrate their holidays. That's why I think it should be the center of Universe Day, which I'm totally going to launch next year. But today on the podcast, we're not talking about fictitious holidays that we are starting to poke fun at real holidays. We're talking about the science of your holidays. And I am so excited. You know, we are, of course, recording this a bit in advance of December 25th. And my family's putting up our Christmas tree this weekend. And I am so excited. I love doing that with my daughter. She's always like super excited about it. So does that mean that you observe the no Christmas tree before Thanksgiving tradition? We observe no traditions in particular. It's just whenever we remember like, oh, we can do that now. And this just happens to be when
Starting point is 00:06:14 we're all going to have time. So we're probably going to do it on Thanksgiving Day just because it's a time when we're all together. And do you guys follow your childhood Christmas traditions because Zach grew up in a Jewish family? No, we've created our own traditions that mesh together Hanukkah and Christmas and work for our family. What about you? Are you doing what your family did?
Starting point is 00:06:35 Is Katrina's family also? Did they celebrate Hanukkah? Katrina's family is Danish. So they celebrated a very secular kind of Christmas, but with particular traditions involving like herring and very thick bread and did. dinners that are called lunches and lots of schnapps and stuff like that, which is a lot of fun. And over the years, we've invited like 80 people over to serve them this traditional Danish dinner, which they call Christmas lunch, which is a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:07:01 But I didn't grow up in any Christmas traditions because my family is Jewish. So our Christmas traditions are Katrina's Christmas traditions, plus Hazel's social media desires from what she's seen on other people's TikTok. She's like, I want Christmas like that. So we, for example, all wear matching pajamas on Christmas morning. I have tried to get Zach to do that, and he absolutely refuses, but I think it would be so cute. Oh, that's great. This year, even the dog is getting magic pajamas. Oh, that's amazing.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Do you send out, like, holiday cards afterwards or, like, New Year cards? Mostly, I just have to see this. All right, I'll put up a picture. Okay, awesome. I can't wait. That sounds adorable. And maybe I can use that to convince Zach that we should all dress up. I don't think it's going to work, but it could be worth it.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Look what the Californians are doing. We should follow suit. I don't know if that's going to work on him. No, that's not going to work. That's going to anti-work. All right, never mind. And we hope that you're all out there having a wonderful holiday, whatever version or variety or tradition you are following.
Starting point is 00:07:58 We hope it means wonderful time with your family. And we also hope that it gives you another way to think about science. That's why on today's episode, that's why on today's episode, we're going to be breaking down the science of holiday traditions. I think we should start calling them epitodes. And we should get, like, toad-related facts incorporated into every episode, epitode. I think you hopped to that idea a little too quick.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Oh, man, I love funds. That's so great. It's too bad we can't hear the audience groaning, though. But you know they are. You know they are. That's right. So what's our first holiday tradition that we're going to interpret in the name of science?
Starting point is 00:08:35 All right. The first holiday tradition we're tackling today is how the heck does Santa manage to visit about 300 million children in the world that are distributed in about 85 million different Holmes. How does he do that in just one night? Does Santa have to follow the laws of physics? Is it possible physically for Santa to accomplish this feat? We thought about some of the numbers, especially in light of our recent
Starting point is 00:09:00 episode about flight and the physics of it, the mysterious science behind how things stay in the air. And so you're right, Kelly, by my calculations, there are approximately 300 million children in the world who are expecting Santa to visit, which means 85 to 100 million different homes on Christmas Eve. That's a lot. And if you think about what he's carrying with him, like, that's a lot of presents. If each kid gets a pretty small present, I was thinking like, you know, an iPod nano, something really tiny, then he has a pretty big load to carry. It's something like 150,000 tons of presents. And that's got to be a low estimate because some kids are getting, you know, air rifles or big tonka trucks or bicycles.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Yep, yep. Oh, what was the rifle in the Christmas story? You're going to shoot your eye out with a daisy air rifle. There you go. You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Oh, that was a classic. My daughter was not impressed with that movie. Anyway, I haven't, like, looked at a map and thought about this, but are Christian homes
Starting point is 00:10:04 distributed all around the earth, or are there regions of the earth that you can skip? Well, Christians are definitely not equally distributed across the whole earth because there aren't that many, for example, living in the Pacific. So, you know, the land mass helps you concentrate. So that shrinks where Santa has to go. And also people are not evenly distributed across land, right? So you get like a lot of children you can take care of in Manhattan, for example. And of course, not every country has an equal number of Santa expecting children, right? There are more proportionate in the Americas than there are in Africa or in Asia, for example, though, of course, there are all across the world. And in every country, you have children
Starting point is 00:10:44 who are expecting Santa. So it's actually an interesting problem. It relates to the traveling salesman problem, which is a famous problem in computer science, which is to find the shortest path among a bunch of cities. And even with like 10 or 12 cities, there's a huge number of combinations that the traveling salesman would have to consider to find the shortest path. And it's not a problem we have a fixed solution to. Like basically the only way to find the shortest path is to try every possible combination and calculate them and then take the one with the shortest path. But because there's so many combinations, it's almost impossible to even do that. So now have 85 million homes that you have to go to and try to minimize the flight time between them. Basically,
Starting point is 00:11:28 Santa's got to have an enormous quantum computer if he wants to solve this problem. I guess I was wondering if maybe this is what Santa does in the off time, you know, like while the elves are making the toys but you know those christian families are moving around yeah and having babies and having babies and just yeah it's complicated so maybe he has solved this already and like we should be asking him what the solution is maybe he's a mathematician yeah maybe he's solved whether p equals n p remember we had scott erranton on the podcast talking about really hard to solve problems this is one of the hardest to solve problems and santa clearly has figured it out Because even on the fastest computer, if you ran this problem, how to very quickly go from home to home for 85 million homes, it would take you at least a year on the world's supercomputers.
Starting point is 00:12:16 So I think that proves that Sanda must have mastered quantum computing. Yeah, no doubt. We should send Scott Aronson up there to visit and they can chat about it. Or at least we should have the next big quantum computer named something Santa related. I do like that idea. That would be cool, right? Yeah, that's cute. I like it.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Wait, maybe P equals NP, maybe NP stands for North Pole. It's been the secret the whole time. It's right in front of us. Oh, my gosh, that's amazing. But you and I should have a spinoff podcast on conspiracy theories. I'm in. Santa, Sasquatch, quantum computing, invest in my crypto startup, boom. All the right words right there, Daniel.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Yes, we've already gotten advertisement for the show done. But even if Santa does have a huge quantum computer and has figured out the fastest way to get from place to place, still got a lot of problems to solve if he's going to figure it out within the laws of physics. That's right. So you said we've got about 150,000 tons of presents. He's got to distribute those presents at about 768 visits per second. Per second. That's fast. Exactly. That's a lot. And that's assuming that he has like around 30 hours to do it because, you know, as the earth spins and you have time zones is like a little bit more than a 24 hour window where people could still technically call it Christmas.
Starting point is 00:13:39 This is being pretty generous. I mean, I think most people want their presence like by 4 a.m. in case their kid gets up early. But if you're generous about, you know, midnight to 7 a.m. or whatever, then you get about 31 hours. And that's still a lot of visits and not a lot of time. It means, for example, one one thousandths of a second for each house. You got to land.
Starting point is 00:14:00 You got to get down the chimney. You got to eat the cookies. you got to put the present, you've got to get back up the chimney, you've got to get back on the slate, and you have to take off. All of these things have to happen within a thousand of a second per house. Well, and at some of the families, you have to grab the carrots that people left for the reindeer and feed those to the reindeer. That was something my family did. So that's another step you can't miss. Yeah, exactly. And then you have to factor in the travel time between houses also, right? So assuming again, that San has somehow minimized this,
Starting point is 00:14:28 I estimated that the total travel time of his trip is going to be around 75 million miles. That's making some simplifying assumptions about how far apart the houses are around the world. That's a long way to go in 31 hours. And I had in the back on my mind, this question is like, is Santa going to have to break the speed of light limit? Is Santa FTL? Not only is he quantum Santa. Is he also like Einstein was wrong Santa?
Starting point is 00:14:53 Is he? No, he's not. Right? Because he's under that. He's not, actually. Yeah, it turns out he only has to try. travel about 700 miles per second, which is pretty fast. I mean, it's like 3,400 times the speed of sound, but it's nowhere near the speed of light. So the speed of light does not
Starting point is 00:15:09 interfere with Christmas. So how much do you think Jeff Bezos has offered Santa for this technology that allows you to deliver packages this quickly? Who's the logistics master, right? That's right. That's right. Santa should really branch out and compete with Amazon. If you did more than just Christmas, right? If Santa could deliver anything to you right now, like faster than Amazon, wow, Santa could be rich. You know what makes me a little nervous, though, is last year it was noted that some of the bags the toys came in looked like the same bags Amazon uses when you deliver a gift.
Starting point is 00:15:47 So at my house, there might be a little bit of collaborating going on. So maybe they're sharing secrets. Amazon packages get there like the next day sometimes. That's pretty fast. That's pretty fast. And I definitely don't want Jeff Bezos like learning to fly drones down chimneys just to deliver packages faster. Like that would be creepy. It would be creepy.
Starting point is 00:16:08 All right. So never mind. Let's hope they're not talking to each other. Could he travel that fast? So like at those speeds, is it going to heat up? Or is he maybe traveling? He goes up to space to avoid air friction and then comes back down again real fast. You can't really avoid the resistance to the atmosphere, though, because if you come back in,
Starting point is 00:16:24 you have the re-entry, right? He's moving pretty fast. I mean, Mach 3,400 is very fast to move to the atmosphere. Like, I don't hear it, but if Santa really is traveling that fast on Christmas Eve, then there are going to be some serious sonic booms. And not to mention that, remember, we're talking about a huge amount of cargo. Like, we said 150,000 tons of presents. That's about the same mass as two fully equipped, loaded aircraft carriers.
Starting point is 00:16:52 So now imagine two aircraft carriers traveling through the atmosphere at Mach 3,400, this sounds like the plot of the Avengers, right? Those things are definitely going to burn up. They're going to pressurize the atmosphere in front of them. It's going to turn into plasma. They're going to melt the front of it. He's going to have some really intense heat shielding. But what does he have in front? He's got reindeer.
Starting point is 00:17:13 So somehow maybe those reindeer noses are working as heat shields. I don't really understand how that's possible. I don't think that we have that as an example in the animal kingdom yet. That would be pretty incredible. I guess maybe he has figured out some invisible heat shielding that can be used. Maybe that's how we explain this. I don't know. That seems like a cop-back because then you can do invisible anything, right?
Starting point is 00:17:38 Yeah. He's got an invisible warp drive. That's where the magic happens then, I guess. So you mentioned those reindeer flying, and let's take a break and talk about how that might have evolved. A foot washed up a shoe with some bones in it. They had no idea who it was. Most everything was burned up pretty good from the fire that not a whole lot was salvageable. These are the coldest of cold cases, but everything is about to change.
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Starting point is 00:23:04 The IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. Okay, and we're back. So, Santa has reindeer that fly and bring him around the world somehow without burning up to deliver gifts to all the boys and girls. How do those reindeer fly? So there's a whole field studying the evolution of flight. We have three vertebrate examples where these animals evolved the ability to fly. So we've got bats, birds, and pterosaurs. That's right.
Starting point is 00:23:44 We're going back in time. Wow. So you're saying in the entire history of Earth, only three vertebrates have learned to fly. We've got to dig back to dinosaurs to have our third example. According to the Cal Museum website I was looking at, yes. Those are the three examples I saw. The website didn't look super modern. So maybe it was a little bit. But as far as I know, yeah, we've got birds, bats, and pterosaurs. And what about the evolutionary history there? Because I know that people tell us that like, oh, birds are basically descended from dinosaurs, Does that mean that birds are modern-day terosaurs? Do they come from the same origin? Did that flight involve twice or once? I think that terrosaurs are not dinosaurs.
Starting point is 00:24:25 What? Teradactals are not dinosaurs? Calvin and Hobbs taught me wrong. That's right. Parodactyls are not dinosaur. I mean, I hate to ever say anything negative about Calvin and Hobbs and Bill Waterston. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:37 But, you know, children are allowed to dream. And that is a fictional account of things. So, yeah, terracores are not dinosaurs. So wait, what makes something a dinosaur? All giant reptiles living with the dinosaurs were not dinosaurs, I'm guessing. That's right. Not everything that lived in the time of the dinosaurs were dinosaurs. And we have now maxed out my paleontology knowledge.
Starting point is 00:24:57 When I was like eight, you could ask me any of this, and I could have rattled off the answers. But, you know. Oh, man. We should have eight-year-old Kelly on the podcast. That sounds great. She was a lot more fun. When I build a time machine, that's the first thing I'll do. So I'll go back in time and ask eight-year-old you, Dinosaurs.
Starting point is 00:25:13 question. Awesome. Sounds good. I hope she's as clever as I seem to remember her being, but I guess we'll find out. All right, but we were talking about reindeer flight and you were giving us the context of the evolutionary history of flight, terosaurs, bats, and birds. So it's possible for vertebrates, things with bones in them to learn to take to the air. How does that happen? What are the evolutionary pressures that are needed? And could they possibly apply to a reindeer? So for a lot of this stuff, you know, we can't go back in time. We can't see it ourselves, but we can look at evolutionary trees and try to see what closely related ancestors were doing and then try to get a sense for what happened over time. So, for example, it looks
Starting point is 00:25:50 like the pterosaurs, they evolved the ability to fly from ground-dwelling ancestors. So it looks like they were sort of leaping up into the air and having wings maybe helped them soar or glide for a little while. And then, but birds seem to have evolved from animals that were up in the trees. And so they jumped out of the trees and then they would glide. So you've got, you know, bottom up and top down abilities to learn how to fly. But in both cases, there had to be some evolutionary pressure. I mean, you're giving us examples of like how there was proto flight, which somehow got selected for and encouraged. What was the pressure that made these tree jumpers want to fly or these ground lepers want to fly? There are a couple different hypotheses for what the pressures were. I think the
Starting point is 00:26:32 most convincing or at least the most commonly stated one is that it had something to do with like escaping predators. So if a predator is coming for you and you can jump out of the tree and then glide away, for example, then that helps you get away. And then over time, there were all these additional benefits. So like gliding is nice. But if you're able to stay in the air for longer and maybe flap your wings, you can get from place to place.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Maybe you can find a spot where there's better food. But every step along the way has to have some benefit in order for, you know, evolution to continue building on that trait. And something I don't often hear enough about when it comes to these stories of evolution are the costs because I could tell a story about how it would be awesome if I had wings, like I could escape predators, I could escape traffic, I could hunt better, like I could do all sorts of things. I would love to have wings. Like obviously there are benefits. Why don't everybody have wings? And I guess the answer must be that there are costs to having wings,
Starting point is 00:27:24 which don't pay off for everybody, right? So like, why don't humans have wings? Well, you know, sometimes evolution is a cruel mistress. I mean, so wings are often like the bones in your arms get sort of repurposed and you end up with like webbing in between. And so, you know, bats, if you look at it, it's like the finger bones have like extended and now there's webbing in between. And so, you know, we really benefit from our ability to use our hands, right? So if we could fly, we might, you know, lose some of that. And so, yeah, there's tradeoffs or just about anything. You know, if you asked me like wings or hands, that would be a tough call because wings would be awesome, but boy, who's going to like scratch it my nose if I don't have hands?
Starting point is 00:28:00 Yeah. Well, I mean, you can rub your nose on a tree or something. That doesn't seem very dignified. Well, humans do tons of undignified things. We could acclimate. That's true. But, you know, one thing you might have noticed is that reindeer don't have wings at all. That's right, yeah. So what's going on with that?
Starting point is 00:28:20 I can't think of any example of an animal that can fly with no wings. All right. So let's talk a little bit about the physics of reindeer flight. How is it possible to get in the air? All the examples you're giving us for how to get in the air involved having like really low density, like birds we know have like hollow bones and bats really have minimal bones because you want to minimize the amount of mass you need to get in the air and then some huge surface area so that you get lift. And we had a whole episode about how lift works and you need either some angle of attack so the Newtonian force pushes you up as the air particles push down or you need some air foil to create pressure difference in. velocity difference or you need both. So the physics of flight is quite complicated, but it always involves wings, right? Even insects have wings, even though their flight mechanics are completely
Starting point is 00:29:12 different. So it's hard to imagine how a reindeer without any wings at all are going to get up into the air, right? Like physics problem number one is, I don't think their bones are hollow. You know, they are made for like holding a lot of meat and running pretty fast on the ground. reindeer run like 35 miles per hour. You need some pretty strong bones for that. I have to hold the muscles. I did learn, however, that reindeer hair is hollow. So they're living in cold places. And for insulation, it's nice to have, you know, fluffy hair. And their hair is like little tubes. So it's very low density. That's great. Pre-adaptation. Yeah. I mean, it's sort of like having the frosting without the cake because you got a much bigger problem to solve just getting the thing off the ground. And
Starting point is 00:30:02 And then there's the big question of the antlers, right? Like, you don't see a whole lot of flying things with heavy-duty antlers. And there's a reason, right? Like, what about the pterosaurs? Do they have, like, really big heads and pokey bones? I think they had, like, projections on their heads. I don't know what the point of those was. But they also had, like, giant waves, perhaps to offset stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:30:27 So I was thinking, if I had to get a bunch of reindeer off the ground, how would I do it? And I was thinking, maybe we're looking in the wrong place. Maybe the physics of reindeer flying is actually about the sleigh. Because you never see the reindeer flying by themselves. It's always reindeer plus sleigh. So I thought maybe it's like asking, how does a jet engine fly? It doesn't fly by itself. It flies with a wing.
Starting point is 00:30:50 So I thought maybe we should take a more careful look at Santa's sleigh. Because potentially, that could be like an airfoil. Think of Santa Slay as the wing and the reindeer as the engine. So they're running along the ground and maybe providing enough thrust so you get lift off Santa's sleigh and then you can take off. But is that going to get you across the ocean? Like that might get you off the ground, but then those hooves become, you know, helpless. Yeah, I know. The physics doesn't really hold together.
Starting point is 00:31:17 That was just like, can I even make a first step here towards somehow getting this thing in the air? There's some obvious problems there. Like number one, you're saying, how do you stay afloat, right? like reindeer, they can run pretty fast, but then what do they do once they get into the air because they don't have wings? They can't paddle through the air. Though when you see a typical depiction, they're somehow still running through the air. Like, I don't know what they're supposed to be working on.
Starting point is 00:31:43 Another big problem even with this idea is they got to be able to take off from a rooftop, right, basically from a standstill. Yeah. And reindeer can run at like 35 miles per hour, but they don't go from zero to 35 miles per hour instantly. They take some time to accelerate. Even reindeer can't survive like more than a few G or their insides will liquefy the same way a humans would. And reindeer speeds are 35 miles per hour.
Starting point is 00:32:09 That's pretty fast. But jets need like 120, 150 miles per hour going over those airfoils or hitting the angle of attack to take off. So reindeer, I can't see how they could get up to high speeds or accelerate from a rooftop to get fast enough. The only thing that's left is like, reindeer have kind of big ears. You know, maybe those ears could flap somehow.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Maybe we're just like looking in the wrong place and all the magic is in the ears. So I did a little calculation to think if you treat the ears like wings, how fast would they have to flap to provide enough thrust? And the number I got, which I'm sure has a lot of uncertainty, is about 35,000 times per minute. Oh, my gosh. I mean, does that take into account all the weight that they're pulling and the fact that they're teeny tiny with low surface area? No, okay. No, just to take off the reindeer themselves. You know, I'm thinking like the reindeer version of a hummingbird here.
Starting point is 00:33:02 Wow. Like, it would be insane. And I think you would notice that happening. I don't see that in the depictions. So I did the best I could, but I couldn't get these reindeer off the rooftop no matter what I did. I just think the physics is not there. I mean, it wouldn't be a DKEU episode if we didn't talk about aliens once or cannibalism, which we've somehow managed to miss. Do you think maybe Santa has access to some alien levitation technology, or maybe this is where the magic comes in?
Starting point is 00:33:31 It's certainly possible. If you give yourself access to any sort of potential future human technology or alien technology across the galaxy, you might imagine that Santa is using anti-gravity technology. I mean, fundamentally, we do not understand what gravity is or how it works. We have this wonderful theory of gravity, general relativity, that tells us that mass bends space and space tells mass how to move. and that this weird bending can cause things that look like forces to appear, which is what we call the force of gravity. So the space is bent near the earth, which is why everything falls towards the center of the earth.
Starting point is 00:34:05 And in order to avoid falling towards the center of the earth, you need to be accelerated up or outwards away from the center, which is what the surface of the earth is doing. That's why it appears that things are moving under gravity when you're standing on the surface of the earth. What's actually happening is you're accelerating against the natural force of gravity. That's a long way to say that maybe Santa has some technology that bends space itself so that he can create some pseudo force, basically anti-gravity.
Starting point is 00:34:33 And if you imagine like the gravitational well of the earth, things would naturally be falling towards it. But if Santa can counteract the bending of space only in his local environment so that he's not falling towards the center of the earth, it would look like he's flying. It would look like there's some great force there. So potentially super advanced aliens or time. traveling future humans might have access to space bending technology that to us would look like anti-gravity basically levitation so if we're going to go for aliens then that's my solution
Starting point is 00:35:05 santa the anti-gravity alien i feel like there's all kinds of things that we could learn from santa if he would only come hang out with the rest of us a little bit more maybe our scientist's holidays should just be when santa visits and reveals all these secrets to us i know he's mastered quantum computing. He's mastered anti-gravity. Maybe he's figured out quantum gravity, right? Maybe Santa is a string theorist. Oh my gosh. Santa, please come on the podcast and explain physics to us. That would be great. You know, I was going to say, if anybody out there has a connection to Santa, but then I realized anybody can just write to Santa. So let's send a message to Santa and say what we want for Christmas is for him to come on the podcast and explain the universe to us.
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Starting point is 00:41:39 that actually a lot of mammals are fluorescent, which means that when you shine black light on them, they sort of reflect that light back in a variety of different colors. So mammals are fluorescent, so Rudolph could maybe be fluorescent, but that's just reflecting light back and it's not producing light,
Starting point is 00:41:56 the way it feels like Rudolph's nose is supposed to be doing. So I think he's not fluorescent. The fluorescence is really interesting from a physics point of view. I mean, what's happening there's a little bit more complex than just reflection. you're absorbing that light, converting into energy, and then emitting light at a different wavelength, right?
Starting point is 00:42:13 Because you're absorbing ultraviolet light or something else and then emitting at a different wavelength. So it is fascinating, right? Fluorescence is not just reflection. And it's amazing that it exists in so many animals and there's so many biological applications for it. Why do you think animals would have evolved this? Why is fluorescence a thing in the animal kingdom?
Starting point is 00:42:30 Yeah, I don't think we have a great handle on this yet. I think in some cases, it seems like it's to attract prey. In other cases, it's to attract mates. I think there's probably also a subset of instances where the fluorescence doesn't really have any purpose. It's just kind of an accident. Like the pigment is, I don't know, it's like red or something, and it's meant to signal other animals,
Starting point is 00:42:52 but that red pigment also happens to fluoresce if it's hit with the right wavelength of light. And maybe that doesn't really happen in nature, but it happens in the lab. And so, you know, in nature, maybe that fluorescence doesn't do anything because it just kind of doesn't come up that off. But I don't think we know why a lot of mammals are fluorescent because I think we didn't realize it was happening until recently. I was looking at a picture of a bat under a black light and it's like fabulously blue.
Starting point is 00:43:18 It's like, wow, maybe bats are like having a party this whole time. They looked like they were colored in a boring way to us, but the reality is that they're spectacular. Bat raves every night. I'm in. I also remember talking to a friend of mine here at UC Irvine who studies birds and vivant. And she discovered that a certain kind of bird called the blue tit is actually emitting in the ultraviolet and that the birds themselves can see the ultraviolet. And they only discovered this because they smeared some of these blue tits with Vaseline, which blocks the ultraviolet. And when you do that, the otherwise very sexually successful tits were now totally ignored by all the females. Wow.
Starting point is 00:43:59 And so that means that the females were selecting the fabulously ultraviolet blue tits. That is incredible. Yeah. There is an incredible chapter in Ed Yong's book, an immense world, all about different kinds of visions, and he points out that there's lots of animals that can see things that we can't see. And I found that both like absolutely amazing, that there's so much as animal behaviorists that maybe we're missing when we study animal behavior because we just don't know what
Starting point is 00:44:24 they're seeing, but also like a total bummer that there are colors that I will never see. Okay, so I think that these deer are not fluorescing, which would be awesome. Maybe they're fluorescing on top of it. But Rudolph's nose, my best guess is that it's bioluminescence. And so bioluminescence is a chemical reaction. So you get this thing called luciferin. And when it combines with oxygen, they produce something called oxyluyphrine. And that reaction releases light.
Starting point is 00:44:53 And luciferin as in lucifer? Lusa is like a prefix that means something about light. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah. So like fireflies, I believe. believe that they've got like luciferin and oxygen like in similar places in their like butts and then they release luciferase and that's an enzyme that speeds up the chemical reaction and so it increases the amount of light that's visible some animals can do this like
Starting point is 00:45:18 fireflies but there's also bacteria that can do this and there's a lot of animals that biolumines not because they're doing the reaction themselves but because they harbor bacteria in these specialized organs and the bacteria produce the bioluminescent. Oh, that's very cool. I love when you can't do it yourself, so you outsource it to microbes. Symbiosis. Pretty cool. How would this have evolved for Rudolph?
Starting point is 00:45:44 One possibility is for camouflage. So we see a lot of bioluminescence happening in the ocean, and often it's being used at night. So the deal is if you're an animal that's swimming around, you know, under the water surface in the ocean, the light reflects off the moon and into the water. and it leaves little like trickles or streams of light coming through. And so you as an animal moving around in the ocean have to watch out because if you cast a shadow, then predators underneath you can see the shadow that you cast and then know that they can go to eat you.
Starting point is 00:46:17 And so there's a lot of animals that have either their own bioluminescence or they store organisms that release light in ways that mimics the way moonlight trickles down through the ocean. So that's fascinating because your intuition is, is if you want to hide, you should be dark. But if the background is shimmery, you actually want to be shimmery to blend in with the shimmery background
Starting point is 00:46:39 because otherwise your shadow makes you obvious. Yeah, exactly. And so I think the most famous example of this are Bobtail Squid, and the Bobtail Squid have a compartment that stores these bioluminescing bacteria and they feed the bacteria, things like sugars and stuff to make them happy and keep them reproducing.
Starting point is 00:46:56 And it casts enough light that sort of cancels out the shadow that's made by the squid. So this is like a famous symbiosis where squid and bacteria live together nicely. So it could be that maybe why so few of us see Santa's sleigh at night is because there's some bioluminescing tricks cancelling out Santa's sleigh shadow. But I think maybe that's not what's happening because the light is facing in the wrong direction, right? And also we're talking about just one reindeer here, right? Rudolph is the only one with the shiny nose.
Starting point is 00:47:30 So not only do you have to explain how Rudolph evolved this, but how you have like a subset of reindeer with shiny noses and most of the population doesn't. I have concluded that Rudolph is probably a separate species. Oh, I see. All right. His species evolved this, but he may be the last one left of his species because... Oh, no, this is tragic. I know, because another purpose of bioluminescence is to attract mates,
Starting point is 00:47:56 and it just doesn't seem to be working for poor Rudolph. That's right. A final purpose for this bioluminescence is to attract prey. There's an interesting story with cookie cutter sharks where they've got this like pattern on their abdomen, where it kind of looks like the light sort of coming down through the ocean. But then there's a blank patch. And the hypothesis is that blank patch looks like a fish that's swimming above and is creating a shadow. But you're actually just looking at the belly of a cookie cutter shark.
Starting point is 00:48:28 And so when a predator comes up, up thinking it's going to eat a fish, the cookie cutter shark quickly spins around and they take like a cookie cutter shaped chunk out of the animal and then they swim away really quick. So maybe Rudolph is predatory. What? He's not a grass munching vegetarian like the other reindeer? It's unclear. It's unclear. So the question is, I guess, you know, is Rudolph another species or does he maybe just happen to have a weird bioluminescing bacterial infection in his nose. And so maybe he is the same species. It doesn't benefit him at all. And he just has this infection he can't clear. That could be, certainly. It's amazing how these things happen, right? Like, obviously none of this
Starting point is 00:49:15 is designed or organized. It means that sometime in history, like one of these squid or one of these shark developed some infection and it turned out to be beneficial, right? That's crazy. Yeah. So an infection implies a negative outcome. So it could have been that these bioluminescing bacteria ended up invading some small part of the bobtail squid. And they just lived there and didn't hurt the bobtail squid, but the ones who harbored the bacteria just did better. And over time, it was better to have more bacteria. So some of them, you know, ended up feeding them with sugars, blah, blah, blah. It doesn't have to start negatively. But it could have. Right. No, I don't even think about microbes negatively. I think I've just been propagandized by my wife who, like, helps me appreciate, like, basically microbes are
Starting point is 00:49:57 essential for everything we do in every part of our lives. Like sterile humans just could not survive, right? And so we're totally colonized by all sorts of microbes, bacteria and phages and all sorts of crazy stuff. It's an amazing ecosystem that keeps us all going. But it's crazy when that changes when you get colonized by a new critter, which changes what you could accomplish. It makes me wonder, like, why humans never learn to glow, right? I can imagine some scenarios where all these stories you tell, I can imagine some scenario where it could apply to humans, right? Where we could attract prey or we could camouflage better or something. Yeah, you know, I guess it's worth noting that most of the examples of animals that bioluminesse are living in aquatic environments.
Starting point is 00:50:39 It seems to be much more beneficial there. So yes, we have fireflies, but they're pretty unique in their ability to bioluminesce on land. So it might be that the benefits on Earth are just not that big, which makes it even more surprising that Rudolph is able to do it. Yeah, though there are lots of land critters that. fluoresce, right? So like under a black light will glow cool colors or something. But humans, no, you got to wear a crazy t-shirt for that at your next dance party. Absolutely. Yeah, oh, the 90s were wild time. But speaking of lighting, there's another holiday that happens right around the same time of year. It's not just Christmas. So let's talk about the science of
Starting point is 00:51:14 Hanukkah, the festival of lights. That was a beautiful transition. Yes, let's do that. Tell me about the Hanukkah story. I did marry a Jewish man, so I'm familiar with it, but in case other people So the story of Hanukkah, as most of the stories from the Old Testament, center around battles. There's lots of these battles. Jews were always getting involved in wars. And this is a battle between the Jews and the Maccabees over the temple. And it raged back and forth and the Jews lost the temple and then recovered it. And they won the battle.
Starting point is 00:51:45 But in the end, when they got back into the temple, they found that most of the oil that they used to light the lamps, this is olive oil in the original temple, which of course now destroyed. had been spoiled. And you know, this is like the center of Judaism. And so you need oil that's like pure and has been blessed and all this kind of stuff. You can't use spoiled oil. And they only had a little bit of oil left. They had oil enough to keep the lamps going for one day. It's essential that you keep the lamps burning. And it takes about eight days to make more oil to press it and purify it and bless it and all this stuff. So the pipeline is eight days long. It's been interrupted. You have one day supply. So they're like, uh-oh, we got to get these lamps going, but there's no way they're going to last eight days. And so the miracle of Hanukkah is somehow a one-day supply of oil
Starting point is 00:52:32 lasted for eight days. It lasted until they could get a fresh supply. And so the lamp never went out. Amazing. And just to be clear, it's not being used for cooking or for heating. It's being used for religious purposes and lighting up the temple. Yeah, it's a ritual, essentially. It's like the eternal flame, right? Okay. Got it. Got it. And so even before we dig into like the miracle, of Hanukkah I've always been amazed at the technology of lamps like it's kind of incredible you have this fuel you want to burn but you want to burn it a little bit at a time so you have a low consistent glow and this is amazing bit of technology which comes to us from the ancient world which is the wick you don't want to just like set your oil ablaze because just like i'll burn out
Starting point is 00:53:17 and pollute the indoors and you won't have a lighting for very long so they have this incredible technology of the WIC, which essentially pulls a little bit of fuel from your main supply and burns only a little bit at a time, giving you a constant glow. And it's so simple. It's basically just you put a string in your fuel. It's one of these genius bits of technology. That must have been a huge improvement in quality of life when that was figured out. Like being able to read all night by the light of a lamp as opposed to just needing to pick and choose when you're going to be able to burn your big supply of oil all at once. That sounds incredible. It is incredible, and it's something humans have been doing for thousands of years.
Starting point is 00:53:54 We're telling a story from the Old Testament, so it's a couple thousand years old, but WIC technology has been found by archaeologists dating back at least 3,000 BC. So the ancient Egyptians used Wix. This is something people figured out a long, long time ago, and probably independently, we think that the Chinese use rice paper to create wicks and made wax out of insects and seeds and all sorts of stuff. So this is like kind of ingenious, but also fairly simple. and so people discovered a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:54:22 We are a pretty clever species. So is one possibility then that when they came back into the temple and they noticed that a lot of the oil had gone bad, they switched to using wicks and it used it more efficiently or that's not the miracle? No, they were using wicks the whole time. Yeah, absolutely. Wick technology was pretty well established at that point. I also love the word wick because the word tells you what it does, right? Like, everybody's familiar with, like, fancy shirts that wick the sweat away from your body, right?
Starting point is 00:54:53 That's what WIC means. It, like, slurps up the liquid. It's wicking the liquid. Anyway, that's enough about the science of wicks. They're sort of incredible. So then let's dig into the miracle of it, right? How could you possibly use science to make your lamp and burn longer than you have a fuel supply for? And the crucial thing is you have to keep it burning the same brightness.
Starting point is 00:55:13 You can't just, like, turn it down and be like, oh, I'm going to make it last for eight days by having it be an eighth. as bright. You've got to keep it as bright and somehow get more energy out of it, right? And so unless you're going to say like, oh, there was fusion happening or some other sort of energy source to pull additional energy out of the fuel, seems pretty implausible, the only thing I could think of, and I'm basically going back to the same Santa miracle, is somehow bending of space and time. Because we know that there is a way in physics to have time slow down. If, for example, I sent Kelly in orbit near a black hole, I will see her clocks running slow. She'll see my clocks running more quickly.
Starting point is 00:55:56 And so, for example, if I could create a special bending of space in the vicinity of these lamps, I could slow down time for the lamps. And then far away from the lamps, even a few meters, I would observe clocks running slowly. So essentially, one day for the lamp would be like eight days for me. And during that time, you were making new oil. During that time, I was making new oil. And so this requires you to somehow know how to bend space and time. But, you know, if we're going to give Santa that power, then we can give the ancient Jews that power also.
Starting point is 00:56:29 Sure. There are some wrinkles here, though, because if the clock is running slower, you would argue that it's also producing photons less often. And so technically, you'd be getting photons at one eighth the rate. You know, it's sort of like, if you're getting. a video stream from a spaceship going near the speed of light? Are you getting those frames at the same rate that they're being produced? Does it look slow motion to you?
Starting point is 00:56:53 You could go down a whole rabbit hole here on the science of Hanukkah. Basically, there's no way to really make it work but that's the best I could come up with. Well, I mean, it was a noble attempt, I think. Yeah, and, you know, though it's fun to use these as a launching off place to talk about science and how you might accomplish these things.
Starting point is 00:57:11 We all recognize the point of these stories is not to have a scientific explanation. their mythology and their nice stories to tell about our history and to have traditions and to all gather together over the holidays and enjoy time with our families. So we don't mean to try to ruin these things for you by trying to turn them into science. We just mean to use them as a fun place to have science conversations on these topics.
Starting point is 00:57:33 That's right. The miraculous nature of these stories is what makes them so exciting to tell the kids. Exactly. And having stories in common is what makes us human. And so everybody out there, hope you enjoyed this little dose of science. and that you enjoy your time with your family on the holidays. Happy holidays, everyone. Daniel and Kelly's Extraordinary Universe is produced by IHeart Radio.
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