Daniel and Kelly’s Extraordinary Universe - What's a proton made of?
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Hey, Jorge, do you know what you are made out of?
I think I'm mostly made out of bananas and granola and cereal.
That's my main diet.
Why?
All right.
Well, what's that stuff made out of?
Right, right.
I think it's made out of protons, neutrons, and electrons, right?
Right.
And then those are made out of...
Those are made out of up quarks, down quarks, and also electrons.
All right.
That's like 99% right.
Only 99%.
What's the other 1% of me made out?
of all sorts of weird exotic particles.
Ooh. Now I feel exotic. You call me exotic Jorge, except I don't have any exotic tigers.
Well, it's not just you. It's everyone and everything. It's actually normal to be exotic. Every tiger has exotic particles.
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Hi, I'm Daniel. I'm a particle physicist, and I'm made of the same particles that you are.
That I am, the same, like we share the same particle?
I thought my particles were exclusive to me. Are we going to break?
Your electrons and my electrons are all just different wiggles on the same electron field, man.
Oh, we're all connected, dude.
Yeah, we're all just different fluctuations in the same quantum field.
Well, this is me waving at you with, I guess, a wave function in the same field.
Yeah, you're not just waving at me. You are a wave at me.
We are. We're all waves. We are all waves, exactly.
But welcome to our podcast, Daniel and Jorge Explain the Universe, a production of I-Hard Radio.
In which we wave our way around the mysteries of the universe, talking about the deepest, biggest
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What science has figured out about the tiniest little particles and the largest galaxies and everything in between?
We don't shy away from the biggest, deepest, scariest, most interesting questions that define the nature of human existence and the context of our lives.
We dig right into them and explain all of them to you.
That's right, because it is an exotic and also exotic universe full of interesting mysteries and questions and lots of interesting kinds of particles and celestial bodies to think about, to wonder about.
and for us to discover.
That's right.
It's a crazy, beautiful universe out there with so many weird things.
And we would like to understand all of them, not just like one or two of them or even 90% of them.
We want to figure it all out because we want to have a deep, comprehensive understanding of the entire universe.
We're greedy that way.
Yeah, physicists are just basically Pokemon collectors, right?
You've got to catch them all.
You can't leave any Pokemon ball unturned.
That's right.
And sometimes we want to evolve our particles for the most.
the lowest, most boring particles to the weird exotic forms that we can use to defeat our neighbors.
Yeah. And in this episode, Daniel, we're sort of stretching the maybe the limits of these quantum
fields because we are more far apart than usual. This is an interesting international version
of Daniel and Jorge. It's playing the universe. That's right. This is late night coast to coast
with Daniel and Jorge. Yeah, we just need that groovy jazz music maybe in the background. Can we
work that in? But you're right. I'm coming to you live from Copenhagen,
Mark, where I'm spending my summer on a mini sabbatical doing research at the Niels Bohr Institute.
Nice. Nealz-Bore. He's a pretty big name in physics, right? He discovered sort of the structure
or the initial structure of the atom. That's right. He had a big role to play in the early derivation
of quantum mechanics, which is one reason why it's called the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum
mechanics. And here at the Niels-Bore Institute is sort of an old-fashioned physics institute.
Back in the day, if you had an institute named after you, you were also in residence.
there. So some of the buildings here at the Nealzboor Institute are like his apartments. And then
later they all got turned into graduate student offices, some of which have like his bathtub in them.
That's where he yelled Eureka and ran down the street naked, right? Is that the famous bathtub?
That's right. Or am I thinking of another discoverer. No, I think every science story involves a bathtub and
somebody yelling Eureka while naked, every single one. And if it doesn't, it should. Because why not?
That's right, because you need the drama. No, it's an exciting place to be.
If you've seen the play Copenhagen, that's all about Niels Bohr and Werner Heisenberg's conversations about vision and quantum mechanics during World War II.
It takes place here at the Nealzbor Institute and the park right behind it.
So it's a place that sort of steeped in history.
So yeah, it's a nice place to come and do some science.
So are you recording this from Niels Bohr's closet or are you actually in his bathtub, too?
I'm in Niels Bohr's podcast booth, of course.
He was a famous podcaster back in the day.
That's right.
You couldn't shut that guy up.
He just loved to talk.
He invented everything.
Quantum mechanics, structure the atom, podcasting.
Also, he was the first Instagram star, I heard, first TikTok dancer.
He definitely was not boring.
He's a man of many talents.
But anyways, we are here to talk about the universe and try to explain it to you because
it is a pretty interesting universe.
And one of the biggest questions in this universe that we can ask is what are we made
out of?
Like, what are humans, what are people, what are dogs, what are watermelons?
what's it all made out of
and Daniel we've made a lot of progress
not just in this podcast but as a human species
trying to figure that out and we've broken things down
pretty well up to now
yeah I am impressed with how far we have gotten
several hundred years ago we knew that things around us
were made out of like you know about a hundred basic elements
which is already huge progress right
to describe all those things you mentioned
in terms of just 100 building blocks
is a huge step right it could have been
an infinite number of building blocks
that describe all the things around it.
It could have been that every kind of thing had its own particle.
Watermelons could have been made out of little watermelonitos, for example.
But in our universe, weirdly, everything can be built out of a smaller set of stuff.
So even being able to describe the universe around you in terms of like a hundred elements is a huge deal.
But we have made progress since then, right?
We have shown that those elements are made out of just a few smaller particles,
from which you can make lithium and technetium and uranium, all with the same ingredients.
So, yeah, we have made a lot of progress.
And as you say, it's not just about the universe around us.
It's a very personal question.
We are asking what we are made out of.
What is the recipe for me?
And I like to think that I'm made out of the right stuff.
I don't know about you.
Or at least the mostly right stuff.
Sometimes I feel like there's a bit of wrong stuff in there, but yeah, mostly the right stuff.
Mostly wrong, right?
It is a pretty interesting arc for sort of our journey as a human species to sort of think that there's all this stuff around
is it's made out of, that looks really different and looks very varied and wonderfully diverse.
But it turns out that as we dig down deeper and deeper, it's all sort of made out of the same
stuff. First, it's made out of the same elements and then the same particles. And so right now,
we have a pretty good picture of where we stand in terms of what we're made out of.
We do have sort of a good picture. We've made a lot of progress, as you say, we boil it down
from like 100 elements to just the proton, the neutron and the electron. And now, of course, we know
the proton and neutron are just made out of a couple of quarks.
So it sort of seems like, wow, we've really narrowed this down.
Everything we are made out of has only three basic ingredients.
But, you know, there's a twist to this story.
As we dig down deeper, we discover that the answer is not quite as simple as we thought.
And that some of those other weird particles we see in colliders and in strange exotic cosmic rays from space
might also be playing a role in making us up.
Yeah, because I think, you know, as we've talked about in this,
podcast a lot and then people who've read our books. We know that the like the atoms and elements
they're made out of protons and protons and protons are made out of quarks, but you're saying
some more complicated picture than that. That's right. It turns out the deeper you dig, the
we're weirder we are. So to the end of the podcast, we'll be asking the question.
What's inside a proton? Now, Daniel, I assume I'm not going to find tigers, exotic tigers or
bananas and granolas in there.
You might just, actually, you might, tigers and anti-tigers.
Oh, my.
But when I was a kid, I always wondered, like, what were the particles themselves made out of?
Like, I had this idea that a proton was like a scoop of particle stuff.
You know, it was like a tiny little spinning ball made out of some particle stuff.
And really the question was then, what was that stuff?
What is like the basic clay of the universe out of which you built these particles?
Because that's more interesting than, you know,
like the fact that you happen to take a scoop of it to make a proton.
So to me, that was always the more interesting, deeper question.
Well, it's kind of interesting that, you know, we, in high school,
we sort of learned about protons and electrons, and then you learn that protons are made out
of corks.
And it feels like you call these things particles, but really they're made out of smaller
particles inside of them.
Yeah, exactly.
Everything is just shells within shells, within shells, until we get down to the smallest
particles we know of, which we think of as tiny little dots,
which contain all sorts of weird energy and interaction.
So it's sort of like we are made out of Legos
and those Legos are made of smaller Legos
and those Legos are made of smaller Legos.
So the proton is a pretty basic particle
but I guess the question we're asking today is
what's inside a proton and as we talked about
most people think that it's just quarks inside of them
but maybe there's more to them.
So we were wondering how many people out there
had thought about what is exactly inside of a proton
whether or not it's just corks or not.
So as usual, Daniel went out there into the internet
to ask people what is inside
a proton. So thank you to everybody out there in the internet who is willing to volunteer. And if you would
like to participate for future episodes, please don't be shy. Write to us. It's fun. There's no pressure.
You'll have a good time and you'll hear your voice on the podcast. So please send us a note to
questions at danielanhorpe.com. So think about it for a second. What do you think is inside a proton?
Here's what people had to say. I think it was free quarks, but I don't know which ones.
isn't that two plus quarks and one minus quark
it's been a long time since I read any of this stuff
so I forgot a lot but I think that's it
I know that there are subatomic particles inside a proton
I think you don't you break it open and find
isn't there quarks inside I can't remember
it's glue ones or something
there's something inside it I don't know
I'm just going to say in general quarks
I know that there's some up ones and some downed ones
and some strange ones, and I don't know which ones.
A proton, it's a particle, and, well, together with neutron and electron make up the atom.
That's it.
I think a proton being a subatomic particle is just a oscillation of the electro-weak force or something like that.
Well, in a proton, you have three quarks.
I can't remember if it's two up quarks and a down quark or two down quarks in an up quark.
but there are three of them.
And from reading,
I recently read this really amazing book called
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Maybe you've heard of them.
I don't mean a name drop.
There's a lot of energy wrapped up in the bonds
holding those quarks together.
So I'm going to go with three quarks
and a ton of energy in the bonds.
All right.
Some pretty consistent answers, I feel.
Like everyone who maybe listens to this podcast
has this pretty basic idea that what's inside of a proton
are basically three quarks and some gluons.
Yeah, mostly hands down people thought quarks and a few gluons to stick them together.
There's even a nice plug for a great sounding book in there called We Have No Idea
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It's called We Have No Idea.
Yeah, at least one of our listeners read it
according to this sample of responses.
But most people seem to have this idea
that protons are made out of three quarks.
So maybe Daniel, let's start with that.
What are the basics of what we know about what's inside a proton?
That's right. The first answer, the sort of best approximate answer to what's inside a proton is exactly what our listeners have said, which is three quarks, right? You take two up quarks and one down quark and you put them together and you make a proton. And that's already sort of fascinating and weird because, you know, the proton has charge plus one, right? It's the opposite charge of the electron, which is, of course, charge minus one. So how do you get three quarks to add up to a charge of a charge of one?
plus one. Well, it means that the corks themselves have weird fractional charges, like the upcork
has an electric charge of plus two thirds, and the down cork has an electric charge of minus one-third.
So you take two upcorks for a total charge of four-thirds, and then you add a down cork,
which has a charge of minus one-third, and boom, it adds up to one, the charge of the proton.
And I always thought that was weird, like how exotic to have particles with three.
fractional charges, you know, two thirds minus one third. How strange is that? Right. That's weird because
like one third, it's not a even number. Like it's a, it's an even fraction, but it's, it's one of
these sort of infinite numbers, right? Yeah, it is weird. And you might think, well, you could have
just defined the charges of the proton and the electron to be plus three and minus three, right? Because
then the upcork would have charged plus two and the down cork would have charged minus one. So in that sense,
you would avoid like any fractional charges.
But the weird thing is that we don't see any other intermediate values.
Like we don't see particles that have charge one in two thirds or minus four thirds or something
like that.
We only see integer charges sort of the macroscopic level, the proton, the electron, you know,
the neutron has charged zero.
But they are made out of particles that have fractional charges.
So they just seem to always add up to these integer values, which is kind of weird.
Yeah.
It's weird also that it adds up to like plus one, exactly plus one, which just happens to be the opposite of the charge of the electron, like exactly the same.
Exactly because the electron is not made of quarks, right?
The electron is made out of the electron as far as we know.
It's not made of anything smaller.
So the fact that the quarks add up to exactly plus one, which balances the electron, that's totally necessary for chemistry, right?
For the hydrogen atom to form.
But according to our theory, those are very different things.
You're balancing completely different ingredients and they happen to exactly balance.
And in our theory, that's sort of an accident.
We have a parameter in the standard model for the electric charge and another one for the charge of the quarks.
And there's no reason they have to balance, but they somehow do.
And that's a hint, right?
That's a clue that says that something is going on here that you haven't really figured out.
There's some connection between the quarks and the leptons, the electron that we don't understand.
But that's a mystery for another day.
But I guess maybe the basic takeaway is that inside of a proton, the basics of a proton involves having three quarks inside of them, two upworks and one down quark, right?
That's the basics. And for most things, it will do.
But as soon as you take a closer look, you realize that can't be the whole story.
There must be something else going on in the proton because just these corks by themselves can't explain the way the proton is.
Really? It has some strange behavior?
Well, first of all, look at the mass of the proton. Like the proton weighs one giga electron volt. That's like a billion electron volts. But it's made out of quarks whose masses are much, much smaller. They're like a thousand times smaller. There are a few million electron volts. So how do you make something out of millions of electron volts and end up with a billion electron volts? Right. That's pretty weird. That's like taking a few million bucks and turning into a billion dollars.
right? There's some sort of like stock market magic there. So the proton is much, much more heavy than the things it's made out of, which tells you something else must be going on.
Sounds like a dot-com boom, which means where are we headed for like a universal crash here, Daniel, with the particles?
That's right. Can I interest you in investing in my proton fund? It's not a bubble. I promise you. It won't collapse. The proton is stable.
Yeah, but I think the basic mystery is that, you know, each quark weighs a little bit.
But once you put them together into a proton, suddenly the whole thing weighs a lot.
And so the question, I guess the first mystery is like, where does that extra mass come from?
Yeah, like imagine you take three Lego pieces and you put them together and all of a sudden the thing you've made is now like super duper heavy.
It weighs a thousand pounds or something.
You'd wonder like, whoa, what's going on?
And so already we know that there's something else in the proton, something else that's contributing a lot to the mass of the proton.
And the number one missing element there, of course, is the thing holding those corks together.
Those are the gluons and the photons that are binding these corks together.
Because remember that quarks are special in a really important way, they feel the strong nuclear force.
Strong nuclear force being the strongest, the most powerful and also the weirdest force in the universe.
And it's the source of like fusion and fission and all those crazy sources of energy.
It powers the stars.
It's the dominant force in the universe, especially at these very short distances.
And so to hold these corks together into a stable particle called a proton, you have to have a lot of energy.
And that energy is whizzing around inside the proton in the form of gluons.
Right.
So it's all this extra energy inside holding the three quarks together that gives the proton its extra mass.
That's kind of how you explain how it has so much more mass than the three quarks.
Yeah, and you have to get away from the idea of mass as just being.
the mass of the stuff it's made out of.
When you calculate the mass of an object,
it also gets mass from the energy inside it.
So there's energy inside an object.
If you have to put energy into those Legos to combine them together to make a proton,
then that energy also contributes to the mass of the object, right?
E equals MC squared.
So as you add energy to an object, it gains in mass.
And so the mass of the proton is not just the mass of the stuff that makes it
up, but also the energy of those objects.
And that energy is represented in particle form in terms of gluons,
these massless but very energetic particles that are whizzing around between the quarks.
Yeah.
So the proton is not just as simple like three building blocks stuck together, three quarks.
It's like it's got this weird sort of quantum mechanical sea, a frothing sea of other particles also holding the whole thing together.
And so let's get into what that sea is made out of.
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This person writes, my boyfriend has been hanging.
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Yeah, mostly the proton is up quarks and down quarks.
And that's sort of conceptually true that it's mostly that.
But from like an accounting point of view, it's mostly not, right?
Most of the proton is this C.
Most of the mass of the proton comes from the energy of these gluons.
So actually you can sort of like ignore the up quarks and down corks and say that mostly a proton is just like a seeding mass of gluons.
Right, right.
Well, this is kind of a difficult concept maybe for a lot of people who might be listening to this,
is like we're saying like that the mass of the proton is mostly the energy that it takes to bind them together.
But then you're saying that this energy sort of exists as gluons that are kind of popping into and out of existence.
Is that what you mean?
Or is that mass sort of just in the potential energy of holding these quarks together?
Yeah, that's sort of a deep philosophical question.
People are divided about how to think about it.
You know, one way to think about it is that you have the real objects, the up quarks and the down quarks.
and they have these strong forces between them, like strong with a capital S, like the strong
nuclear force.
And those forces can be represented in two different ways.
One is as a field.
You say, like, well, there's a lot of energy stored in the quantum field of the strong
force inside the proton.
So some people think of it as like particles and the energy is the fields.
And from that point of view, you could also think of the upcorks and downcorks.
It's just like part of the upcork and downcork fields.
So you think of it like it's all fields, right?
The forces are fields, matter is fields, just energy stored in quantum fields.
There's another way to think about it in terms of the particles.
You say, well, the particles are the real thing.
Up quarks and down quarks inside the protons are particles.
And then what about the forces in between them?
We can also think about those forces in terms of particles.
And so when we say like the energy is stored in the form of gluons, what we mean is that
the strong force, which holds all these particles together, is exchanging gluons.
like the energy of the strong force
is used to make these virtual gluons
which whizz back and forth.
It's just like another way to think about
how to account for that energy.
Is it in the fields?
Is it in these virtual particles?
Mathematically, it's sort of equivalent.
Philosophically, it makes you think about it
conceptually differently.
Because I imagine gluons, I mean,
they're not theoretical.
Like they have a mass to them, right?
gluons have mass.
Glouons do not have mass,
but they are not theoretical.
They are a real thing.
But yeah, gluons are.
are massless, just like the photon.
But they have energy to them, right?
They have energy to them.
And so they move at the speed of light, just like photons do.
And just like photons, they have energy, right?
Photons can have energy even though they have no mass.
Right, but mass is energy.
So I'm sort of, right?
Sort of?
Well, it's especially complicated because photons don't have internal energy, right?
Mass comes from internal stored energy.
And a photon doesn't have any internal stored energy.
Like you look inside a photon, there's nothing there.
All it is is the motion.
So you don't get mass from having like energy of motion.
You get mass from having internal stored energy,
which is why you can weirdly have a photon that has energy but no mass.
And also, if you want to go there for those listeners really into the details,
the full equation for E equals MC squared has another term to it.
E equals MC squared, the M there refers to the rest mass of the particle.
There's another term for adding momentum of the particle.
And photons, of course, have no rest mass because they can't ever be at rest.
So there's some fine print there.
So then maybe can you give us an explanation of how these gluons or how this kind of stored energy gives something more mass?
Like is it that if I try to push a proton, I also have to sort of, I don't know, create these gluons interacting between the quarks and that takes some energy.
And so that's why it's harder to push the proton.
You know, I wish I could, but it's not something that physics really understands.
It's just something we sort of describe.
Like, we notice that if you have more energy stored inside something, it has more inertial
mass.
Like, this is something we observe and describe.
We do experiments.
We see that if you add internal energy to something, then it takes a larger force to accelerate it.
So somehow there's a property of internal stored energy that it has inertia, right?
That energy takes a force to move it around.
And I wish we had like a deep fundamental understanding of why that is, but it's just something
we sort of observe about our universe and describe it's a massive mess to try to wrap your head around it is
I mean you have intuitively sort of an understanding of why objects that have mass take a force to
accelerate them right like if you want to push on a really big rock and get it going it takes a big
force it's sort of hard to wrap your mind around like why if you give that thing internal energy
if you like make the rock hot why should it take a larger force to accelerate it right but that's
because you think of the rock in terms of like the stuff inside of it. But really mass is not a
measure of the stuff inside of it. It's sort of more like an indicator of how much energy there is
inside something. That's really what mass is. It's like a dial that tells you how much energy
is stored inside this thing, either in terms of the masses of the particles it's made out of
or the energy between them. So then all this extra mass I've gained this summer, it's really just
energy is what you're saying. You could probably turn it into lots of energy to go for a lot.
long, long jog, yeah.
All right.
Well, so, but you're saying one interpretation of this extra energy that's stored inside is
as a sea of particles, meaning like there's a frothing kind of quantum sort of volume that's
where particles are popping into and out of existence.
Yeah.
Every time two quarks interact with each other, they're very deep inside these like bound states
of the strong force.
Every time they interact with each other, you can think of it like they are passing a
glue on back and forth.
The same way you can imagine like what happens when two electrical.
electrons repel each other is that they use a photon because a photon carries the electromagnetic
force, a gluon carries the strong force. And so when two quarks interact with each other,
they're passing a gluon back and forth. And so that means that the best picture of what's
inside a proton are like three tiny little dots and then a huge swarm of these gluons going back
and forth between and around all those corks. Right. So then they're creating gluons and then
the gluons turn into other particles, right? That's where this weird sea of particles come from.
That's right because gluons don't just hang out.
They're very energetic and they fly through space and they are quantum objects.
And when they fly through space, they have a lot of options for what they can do.
They can just stay a glue on, do nothing.
That's sort of the most boring, most likely thing.
But they can also turn into pairs of particles, like the same way that a photon flying through space can momentarily turn into an electron and its anti-particle, a gluon can do that also.
A gluon can turn into a cork and an anti-cork.
It can also turn into two gluons.
A gluons feel the strong force themselves.
That's part of the reason the strong force is so strong
because gluons make more gluons, which make more gluons.
And so these gluons don't just fly through space simply.
It create this flickering blob of virtue of other particles, quarks and anti-quarks all the time.
So then is the idea then the three quarks inside of a proton,
they're constantly interacting with each other,
even though they're just sitting there.
they're constantly in a sort of quantum mechanical virtual way
exchanging gluons all the time
and those gluons are creating other particles.
So there's like a virtual party all the time inside of a proton.
Exactly.
The same way that like an electron flying through a field
is surrounded by a swarm of photons
and those photons are turning into like other pairs of particles all the time.
So every particle is actually surrounded by a little frothing virtual mass of particles.
But especially where there's,
a lot of energy. And so you're exactly right. These corks are constantly interacting. The same way
like a proton and an electron, which makes up hydrogen, those two things are bound together,
which means they are interacting. They're held together by their electromagnetic force. In the same
way, corks are being held together. So they're interacting constantly. And the gluons that are
passing back and forth between them don't just stay gluons. They turn into all sorts of crazy
particles all the time. Right. So then that's sort of the answer to the question of what's inside a
proton is that there's quarks, two upcorks, one down quark, and also a whole bunch of other
particles like gluons and all these other crazy particles that gluons turn into.
That's right. And that's sort of the other side of this story that we discovered that mostly
we are made out of a few simple particles, up corks, down quarks, and electrons. But there are other
particles out there. In our collider experiments and in cosmic rays, we discovered weird
particles, muons and tau's and other corks, strange quarks and charm corks and bottom quarks and
top quarks. And we thought, well, what do we need those for? We don't really need those to make up
ourselves, to make up ordinary matter. But actually, it turns out that those do play a role in matter
because when the gluons are flying around inside the proton, they can turn into any of those
particles. They can turn into a pair of quarks, right? Any corks, even bottom corks, even top corks.
So that means that the proton has inside it, not just up quarks and down corks, but a little bit of everything.
A little bit of everything.
Everyone's coming to the party.
That's right.
It's like when you go to the kitchen and you just sort of like take all the spices and you put them inside your dinner.
Like that's what the proton is.
It's a little bit of every flavor.
It's an international potpourri.
And I guess it's not just a proton.
I mean, any one of these sort of composite particles that are made out of multiple corks, maybe they're also a big party in themselves.
Yes, exactly.
Neutrons have very similar.
story. And even particles that we think are fundamental, right, like the electron, is surrounded by
a swarm of virtual particles. Even when it's not like bound into a hydrogen atom together with a
proton, it's still interacting. It still has an EM field around it, which means photons. And those
photons are doing the same thing these gluons are doing. They're turning into muons and tau's and
quarks and all sorts of crazy stuff all the time. So there's some cool consequences of that, right?
it means that these particles don't just have matter in them.
Because when a gluon turns into quarks, it can't just, like, create quarks out of nothing.
It has to, at the same time, create anti-corks, right?
Like a gluon can become up-anty-up or bottom, anti-bottom, or top-anty-top.
So what that means is that inside every proton, there's also antimatter.
Whoa.
Then wouldn't that antimatter touch regular matter and then explode?
It does, exactly.
So what happens is the gluon is flying a lot.
long and it turns into a particle, anti-particle pair, and then very quickly those to annihilate
back into a gluon.
And that's what happens when matter meets antimatter.
It turns into a gluon or a photon or some other kind of energy-carrying force particle.
If you have a lot of it around, then it very quickly turns into a lot of energy and that's
very dangerous.
Here, they're just turning sort of back into the gluon or back into the original photon they
came from.
I think what you're saying is that it's a pretty good party inside of a proton.
It's definitely stuff happening.
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All right, Dan, we're talking about what's inside of a proton and it's a lot.
It's not just a couple of corks.
It's not just too upcour.
and a down quark. It's also this virtual sea of quantum particles popping into and out of existence,
gluons turning into antimatter and other kinds of particles. I guess a big question then that a lot of
people might have is how do we know this thing? Is this something like we know out of theory or how we
actually observed this crazy party inside of the proton? Yeah, we have actually observed this crazy
party. We know that you and I are all made out of all this stuff including antimatter. And, you know,
I remember learning this fact that like, whoa, I'm partially made out of antimatter.
It made me sort of feel different about like who I am, you know, and what I made out of.
I really thought myself as solidly in the matter category.
Now I felt like, ooh, those lines are blurred a little bit.
It's like when you grow up and you start to have more conservative values and leanings.
You're like, whoa, what's going on?
What's going on inside of me?
Yeah, exactly.
I won't say which political side of the spectrum is matter and which side is anti-matter.
But exactly, everything turns out to be more complicated when you grow up.
Welcome to adulthood.
You're partially made out of antimatter.
But yes, exactly.
There's a long series of experiments here dating back to the early 1900s that have allowed
us to probe what's going on inside our bodies.
And as usual, you have to be really careful with the question you were asking.
Like, what do we mean when we say we're made out of this stuff?
You know, because in science, you can only do experiments.
You can't talk about, like, what's there when you're not looking at it.
You can only talk about what are the results of experiments you can be.
do. And here specifically, there's only one kind of experiment we really can do, which is basically
shoot particles at something and see what it bounces off. So when we say, for example, what's
inside a proton, what we really mean is what happens if we shoot particles at a proton? What does it
bounce off of? And we know that mostly it bounces off of upcorks because there's two of those in there.
And sometimes it bounces off of a downcork. And when we say there are gluons and top corks and
tows and all sorts of stuff inside the proton, what we mean is that sometimes when you shoot a
particle at a proton, it bounces off of a top cork or bounces off of a tau.
And so this comes from a long line of really fascinating experiments, beginning with Ernest Rutherford,
who did this kind of experiment in the early 1900s.
He was the one that discovered that, like, the atom has something inside of it called the nucleus.
He shot alpha particles at a sheet of gold and saw that occasionally these things bounce right back,
meaning that he found like something hard inside the nucleus to bounce these particles off of.
And everything we've been doing in particle physics for the last hundred years is basically an extension of that one experiment, but zoomed in a little bit.
So like in the 1960s, we did these experiments called deep inelastic scattering where we shot electrons into the proton.
And what we saw there was that there were sort of three hard nuggets you could bounce off of.
And those were the corks.
That's how we know that there are corks inside the proton.
If you shoot really high-energy electrons inside them, they sort of bounce back from three specific points.
For real?
Like you can take a picture of inside of a proton, kind of, right?
Like you shoot a bunch of particles, electrons at it, and you sort of get an image on the other side.
You're saying that you can actually see these hard nuggets of the quarks inside of it.
Yeah, it's sort of like taking an image.
Unfortunately, you can only shoot one particle at an individual proton.
So to really image it the way you're describing, you'd have to shoot like a lot of particles at a specific proton, like hold it in place.
place or something. We can't do that because once you shoot one electron at a proton, it blows it up.
You just get one measurement. But statistically, we can do it many, many times over many protons
and just like count the number of electrons that bounce back, you know, that indicate they hit
something hard versus the number of electrons that like went right through that indicates that they
sort of missed all the good stuff inside the proton. And from all those calculations, then we can
calculate like how many hard points are there inside the proton. And so that's the same basic thing
that Rutherford was doing basically 100 years ago.
But now we're just like doing it with higher energy and we're doing it to the proton instead
of doing it to the atom.
So it's sort of almost like an x-ray of the proton, but you have to do it in bulk.
Yeah, you have to do it in bulk.
And what we can do are specific calculations for like, what would happen if there were also
a little bit of bottom cork inside the proton?
What would it look like if there was occasionally tau particles inside the proton?
Because these particles are all different, they all would give like a different reaction
spectrum from the electrons you're using to shoot inside there.
So that's like one way we can get a sense for what's inside the proton.
We're like x-raying it with electrons, as you said.
All right.
So that was in the 60s.
So what's sort of the cutting edge right now in terms of looking inside of the proton?
So people really want to understand in detail what's going on inside the proton in terms
of how much antimatter is there.
It's really sort of exciting and cool to think that there is anti-matter inside of us.
And we want to understand how much antimatter is there and what kind of.
kind is it specifically?
And most interesting, people want to know, like, is there more anti-up corks or anti-down
or are there the same number?
We figure like, you know, a gluon has the same chance to turn into an up-anty-up pair
as it does to turn into a down-anty-down pair.
So there should be the same amount of anti-downs and anti-ups inside the proton.
So those are the kind of questions people are asking now.
And there's a new experiment been going on.
for the last couple of decades that's trying to understand exactly the anti-matter component
of this sea of gluons and stuff inside the proton.
And so the experiment is called SeaQuest.
That's a pretty cool name.
Sounds like a TV show or like a 90s cartoon.
It is the name of a TV show.
And I don't know if the experiment or the TV show came first, but this has nothing to do with
the ocean of water, right?
It's like thinking about the ocean of gluons.
And so this is a very different kind of sea than like underwater science fiction adventure.
Right. Although technically water is made out of protons, which has a sea of particles too.
So really all quests are sea quest.
You're right. We're all from the ocean originally.
And so this experiment is a little bit different from the ones they did in the 60s.
Here what they're doing is they're taking the proton itself and they're smashing it into other stuff.
One reason for that is that they're doing this experiment at Fermilab.
and Fermilab is a place that's good at accelerating protons.
We used to have the largest particle accelerator in the world there called the Tebatron,
where the top cork was discovered in 1995.
So they're very good at making protons and accelerating them.
So they decided to sort of reuse that and smash protons into stuff to see sort of what they
turned into.
The original experiment was like x-ray the proton by shooting electrons at it.
Here it's like take the proton and smash it into stuff and see what comes out
and try to deduce from what comes out, what's inside the proton.
Right.
And so what have they found?
So they've been doing these experiments where they shoot protons at two different kinds of stuff.
One is a target just of hydrogen, which is basically pure protons.
And another is a target with deuterium, which is a combination of protons and neutrons.
And now neutrons have a different mix of upcorks and downcorks, right?
They have more downcorks than upcorks, whereas the proton has more upcorks and downcorks.
So by shooting it at hydrogen and then shooting at Deuterium, you can get a sense by looking at the ratios for like how much down quarks there are and how many up quarks there are.
So they smash protons into these two different targets and sometimes a cork in the proton in your beam interacts with an anti-cork in the target.
So for example, maybe an upcork in the proton you're shooting from your beam interacts with an anti-up quark inside the neutron or inside the proton.
And when that happens, you can tell because it creates a photon because they annihilate.
And that photon sometimes creates like a muon and anti-mewon.
And that's what this experiment looks for.
It looks for these pairs of muons and anti-muons coming out of these collisions.
And by looking at those muons and their energies, they can get a sense for like, oh, did we hit an anti-up quark or did we hit an anti-down quark?
And so people expected to see the same amount of anti-down quarks and anti-up quarks inside the proton.
but what they found is that there's actually a lot more anti-down quarks than anti-up quarks.
There's like 40% more anti-down quarks than anti-up quarks inside every proton.
I think this is where it gets confusing because you're saying anti-ups,
and I'm thinking anti-up is just down, but that's different than anti-down, which is not up.
Yeah, exactly.
It's anti-in-a different way.
That's the sort of confusing but also awesome thing about particle physics is that there are all these reflections, right?
you're right that the up and the down are reflections of each other but in sort of like a different direction than the antiparticle way and there's other reflections right like the charm is like another reflection of the up but in terms of particle flavor so there's like this multi layers many faceted symmetries in particle physics can be hard to keep track of right but i think what you're saying is that this experiment sequence is trying it's smashing protons and it's trying to determine sort of the amount of antimatter inside of these protons and the weird
The weird thing is that you're seeing a lot more antimatter of the kind that comes from downcores than from the antimatter that comes from upcorks.
And that's weird.
That's weird.
It's not what we expected.
You know, we expected sort of a balance there because, you know, where does the antimatter come from?
It comes from gluons from photons flying around inside the proton.
It only exists briefly.
And we think that those gluons should have the same chance to create downcork type antimatter as upcork type antimatter.
Why would they prefer one to the other?
That's really strange.
And it's a clue that something else might be going on, something we don't yet understand.
So it's a nice little like thread to pull on to try to unravel some of the other mysteries of particle physics.
I guess the weird thing is that it likes one kind of antimatter and not another kind of antimatter.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah.
It likes them both, but it likes one 40% more.
And so that's a pretty interesting mystery.
But what does it all mean?
What does that tell us about what's inside of the proton?
Well, it's interesting because the proton, as we learned, is mostly gluons, right?
mostly this energy from the strong force.
So if you want to understand what's inside the proton, meaning what you and I are made
out of, you really have to understand the strong force.
And this is something we've been struggling with for decades since we discovered the strong
force.
It's very weird and very hard to understand.
And one reason is because it's so strong and it couples to itself, right?
Like gluons, they feel the strong force themselves.
So every time you create a glue on, you're creating the chances for more gluons.
And then those gluons can create more gluons and more gluons.
The same is not true for photons.
Like photons do not feel electromagnetic forces, right?
Because they do not have a charge.
It's sort of like if the photon had a plus one or minus one electric charge and it like
created its own electromagnetic fields and crazy stuff like that.
So the strong force is very difficult to deal with because anytime you do a calculation,
you instantly have to account for like infinities and infinities of gluons.
So we don't really know how to do calculations using the strong force.
It's much harder than calculations for electromagnetism.
So we can't answer simple questions about what would happen if you put together quarks into a proton,
which means that we need to look into nature to see what actually happens and use that as a guide
to say, well, how should we build our theory?
What's going on with the strong force?
So to get a better understanding of the strong force, we can't just like think about it inside
our heads and do computer simulations.
We need to like actually go out into the universe and see.
what it's doing. I think you're saying that looking inside of the proton and discovering all these
virtual particles and these glons turning into other things is sort of our window into how these
basic forces behave and it's kind of our end into understanding how they actually work. Yeah,
we are watching them at work because we don't understand how they work. And so by watching them,
hopefully we can get ideas and glimmers for what's going on and how to describe these things.
You know, we have a mathematical tool for describing the strong force, but it doesn't work very
well. We can't use it to make predictions and calculations. It's sort of like impossible to use.
It's like if somebody told you how to calculate something, but there was like an infinite number of
steps. You say, well, that's not very useful. I can't use that to do any calculations.
And so if we want to understand these things, you're right, we have to look at them in action.
We have to watch them actually happen and hope to observe some trends, some ideas, which can help
us come up with a better model one we can actually use to play with theoretically and
understand how these things work.
Well, then what's on the horizon?
I know this experiment found an interesting mystery, but are there any other experiments
that are looking into what's inside of the proton?
Yeah, so these guys found an interesting mystery.
And I love this experiment because they're sort of like a scrappy bunch.
They don't have a lot of money, so they're like repurposed stuff from other experiments.
You know, like they used old scintillators left over from another lab and old particle detectors
was left over from another experiment and iron slabs used from the 50s in the Columbia.
And so they sort of like build this experiment from spare parts, which is really pretty cool.
And they're doing it again.
They're making a new experiment called SpinQuest.
SpinQuest is going to reuse most of the same parts, but it's going to probe even deeper
and try to understand another basic question about the proton, which is why does the proton
spin have the value that it does?
We can't understand the spin of the proton from the spin.
of the quarks. The same way we can't understand
the mass of the proton just
from the mass of the corks. It's the same
kind of question about the proton's spin.
So they're going to do an experiment to try
to understand where the spin of the
proton comes from with the same people and the same
reused parts. Interesting. So like
the spin of the proton is like the sum
of all of the spins of all the things inside
of it, which is a lot, which is a big party.
Yeah, it's not just from the spins of the
upcork and down corks. Those gluons
and photons also contribute to the
spin of the proton. So
If we can measure the spin of the proton really accurately, we can try to get another handle for what the proton is made out of, what this mystery cake that we're all built out of how it was actually cooked.
Right.
What are all these exotic flavors I'm tasting?
That's right.
I thought I was pretty vanilla.
It turns out I'm a little spicy.
It's a lot of tiger flavors in there.
And I like how you're like sitting on top of your LHC multi-billion dollar experiment and looking at these other experimenters coupling together with spare parts and calling them cute.
Yeah, you know, this thing only costs a couple tens of millions of bucks.
What a fun little experiment, just like a Saturday project.
All right.
Well, I think the main takeaway, though, is that we are not as simple as we thought we were, are.
Even though we're only made out of corks and electrons, those corks that make up the proton, there's a lot going on in there.
It's not just corks inside of our protons and neutrons.
It's also all these crazy exotic particles, virtual particles popping into and out of existence, influencing how much
we weigh and how much mass we have.
And there's also a lot of antimatter inside of us.
Yeah.
So these exotic particles that we discovered in cosmic rays and in colliders are not just
intellectual curiosity.
They're not just clues about the organization of the universe.
They are also part of me and you.
They are part of the definition of what it means to be a proton,
which is the basic building block of everybody and everything and every dinner you
have ever had.
So exotic is the new normal.
That's right.
We're all exotic.
That's right.
So nothing is exotic?
Yeah, well, we have all enjoyed eating antimatter, for example.
So I don't know if that counts as exotic.
I'll give it an anti-review.
I'll give it an up review, which is really an anti-down review, which is actually a good thing, right?
That's if particle physicists had built Yelp, there would be all those options.
Up-down, anti-up, pro-down, all of them.
I'm down with that if you're up for it.
Yeah.
And you can give it a five to an infinite number of stars.
Yeah, fractional stars.
All right, well, we hope you enjoyed that and got you to think a little bit more about what we're made out of, what you're made out of, what that banana you're eating is made out of, what the stars are made out of.
Because it's a much more interesting story than we think it is.
And the story continues in this arc of understanding what we are made out of.
We have discovered many surprises along the way, and I'm sure there are many more to come.
I'm just glad this podcast wasn't boring, even though you're at the Niels-Bor Institute.
Exactly.
I hope that it's annealed your understanding of the non-boring nature of the proton.
Oh, man, that was an extra nerdy pun there.
I tried to put a little Danish on it.
All right.
Well, enjoy your bath there in the bathtub, Daniel.
We'll talk to you next time.
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Hold up.
Isn't that against school policy?
That seems inappropriate.
Maybe find out how it ends by listening to the OK Storytime podcast and the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Do we really need another podcast with a condescending finance brof trying to tell us how to spend our own money?
No, thank you.
Instead, check out Brown Ambition.
Each week, I, your host, Mandy Money, gives you real talk, real advice with a heavy dose of I feel uses.
Like on Fridays when I take your questions for the BAQA.
Whether you're trying to invest for your future, navigate a toxic workplace, I got you.
Listen to Brown Ambition on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
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