Danny Jones Podcast - #135 - Don't Sell Fake Credit Cards to The Russian Mob | John Boseak & Matt Cox
Episode Date: May 2, 2022John Boseak & Matthew Cox return! Boseak explains why cyber crime and credit card fraud are so prevalent in Russia & Ukraine and we find a doctor for perform Matt's limb extension surgery. Subscribe... to John - https://www.youtube.com/c/BoseakConundrum Subscribe to Matt - https://www.youtube.com/c/InsideTrueCrime help us make more money: https://bit.ly/koncretepatreon Follow Danny https://www.instagram.com/jonesdanny https://twitter.com/jonesdanny Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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True, you guys are now living in the true crime clout house?
We're sharing a studio, but he's got his own place.
Yeah, yeah, I have my own place in Tampa.
I wish you guys lived together.
It could be the true crime clout house.
The con house.
Yeah, we've got to wait for Matthew to get off probation.
Are you off probation?
Hell yeah.
Really?
He's never completed a property.
That makes it sound like he completed it.
That makes it sound like he completed it and he did a good job and they let him go.
That's not what happened at all.
They continually violated him, put him in prison until eventually the judge said,
you're unsupervisable.
I'm unsupervisedable.
Yeah, I've never successfully completed one term of probation my entire life.
And I've been on probation since I was 13 years old.
Never successfully completed anything.
So I get out of prison and I got out of the halfway house and I go right back to fucking making cards.
You know what I mean?
I just like, fuck it.
You know what I mean?
I go right back to it.
Yeah, they got me, sent me back to prison.
And then I got in front of the judge and she was like, you're not supervisable.
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You know, we've had to extradite you from, you know, every corner of the country to get you back here to get you in front of the judge.
So it's like, they killed my paper.
They just gave me time served and killed my paper.
I had three years of federal probation, but they just squashed it.
It's amazing.
I got lucky.
Some people get really lucky that way, these little technicalities.
Yeah.
It's not a technicality.
He still ended up in, like, usually what they do is it's usually a third.
So let's say you have three years paper.
And right away, you end up getting, you violate, let's say the first month.
And they'll say, okay, look, we're going to have you do a year's worth of prison time and just quash your paper.
By the time he got in front of the judge, he'd already done, how many months in,
prison? It's like six or nine months.
Six or nine months. It's like,
okay, well, you don't have that much.
Like, if we divide that into
what you currently have
to serve, like, you know what?
Just cut him loose.
Because otherwise, what are you going to do? Start
his paper over again? Right. Like, it's just
you can have these guys, if they kept doing that, then a lot
of the guys would never get off probation.
I just had this guy on here
who's apparently like one of the
biggest cyber criminals in history in the U.S.
history. And he did a lot of
the fake card stuff too.
And he's like, a lot
like what you said, a lot of the people that he
worked with making fake cards
were based in the Ukraine and Russia.
Why is that?
Yeah, for whatever reason. They're bad people, but
Eastern Ukraine. Eastern Ukraine
in Russia is just the
climate out there.
You get a lot of those kids
out there, that's just what they do. A lot of hacking.
It's like popular culture
where they come from. Isn't it legal there?
Well, but you can also run the forum there.
You're not going to be able to run a forum here without them cracking down on you.
They had the servers and everything over there too, right?
Like Cartered out, SU, where was that located?
That was a Russian server.
Right.
But, you know, they're so goddamn smart over there and tech savvy.
Like, your average teenager in Russia knows how to code.
You know what I mean?
Like, you're just your average teenager over there can code and they can program and they can, you know, do all kinds of shit.
You know, your average teenager here doesn't know dick about coding, you know, so.
Who are the guy?
How are you talking to these guys that were in Ukraine in Iraq?
Russia when you were doing the carding shit.
What were you buying from them?
Right. So I was, I was purchasing, I was actually
selling to them. Oh, you were selling. Yeah, I was actually selling
Yeah, I was actually selling clashton. No, no, no, initially I was.
Okay. Initially, I was buying the blank cards, but then I got
into, I was actually selling them.
Oh, shit. Yeah. Yep.
And how are you selling it to them? You were, like, how would the
transaction go through?
It was either Bitcoin or, uh, we had, like, I had, like, I had West
Western Union Services set up.
I had all kinds of shit.
Web monies back then was pretty popular.
Liberty Reserve back then was pretty popular.
And these were like these fly-by-night online payment systems.
Kind of similar to what PayPal is.
You know what I mean?
Like you put $50 in, you get $50 in WMZ.
And like say you have an account and I have a wallet,
then we can exchange WMZ between each other.
But then there needs to be like a third-party exchanger to cash out of WMZ
into whatever currency.
Did you ever use Silk Road?
It didn't exist back then.
Oh, it didn't exist.
No, the Silk Road didn't exist.
The dark web didn't exist.
The onion router wasn't even a thing.
No tour.
No tour, no none of that.
Wow.
Yeah, it was just, you know, VPNs,
and you had Russian VPN services that were, you know,
you could change all these plugins where you could change SOX proxies
and, you know, you could change your VPN, change your IP address,
and then go to the forums.
And that's when, you know, all the forums got shut down.
But that's when in the heyday, there was a bunch of them.
There was like 10 or 15 that were just, like, killing it.
No shit.
Yeah, the one guy
Was on just Lex Friedman
That guy, he was in here yesterday
Really? You had him on here?
Brett Johnson
Yeah, yeah, Brett Johnson
Yeah, he was Shadow Crew, man
He started
Shadow Crew, yeah, yeah
He started Shadow Crew
Which eventually went on to be
Carter dot
Was it Carter.
Was it Carter.S.U was the one I was on
But then there was previous to that
There was something called
Carter Planet
And then there was Carter.org
But he was the godfather
Of all of that shit
Like he started it
And then when he, when Max, what were the guys' names from Kingpin?
Max Butler and Christopher Aragon, when those guys went down, it created like a vacuum in the online space in the marketplace.
Because there was nobody else making cards because the feds had taken down Shadow Crew.
They had taken down Carter.org.
They took down Max Butler or Christopher Aragon.
They took down both of the guys that were, you know, selling all the cars and the forums and everything.
And, you know, what Max Butler did is he did, like, a hostile takeover of all the forums.
He fucking hacked them all, took all, locked out all of the admin, and then he took all of the users and then put them all into one fucking, one fucking site and sent out emails.
Like, you're all just part of this big community now.
He locked out all the admin, told him to go fuck themselves.
And that's it.
It was like just fucking wild takeover of like all the forums.
And then when they...
The book kingpin.
And then when they went down, it created a vacuum.
And then I...
That's what kingpins about.
Yeah, yeah.
And then it kind of...
I filled that vacuum.
Like, when I came in and started selling cards,
it was right after all that shit had happened.
So there was nobody...
There was nobody moving plastic, like, you know?
Oh, my God.
That's so fucking crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I came in and then that was it.
Then there was just nobody selling plastic.
And that's when it was like...
Yeah, so Brett, like, laid the foundation for all this stuff.
He used the godfather.
Shadow Crew, that was like...
That was, like, the platform that he created.
It was like the trust.
Like, he said the reason for that was so all these criminals...
He said the reason that these black hat communities could survive and do so well is because all these criminals could work together and talk to each other and trust each other and learn from each other.
And the people who are in the white hat are the good guys, they didn't do that.
They didn't communicate.
No, and you know, there was like, and this is back in the tutorial days where you could go and there was just, me, people were just, you know, tutorial after tutorial after two.
And then that's how I learned.
You know what I mean?
That's, I would sit up.
I remember until six, seven o'clock in the morning, the sun was coming up.
and I'd be downloading all these tutorials
and I would just be compiling,
compiling, compiling those data
and then I would sit up for days
just studying all these tutorials.
That's fucking wild.
They don't do that anymore.
That's how I learned how to use
Photoshop and how to do the video editing,
just watching YouTube tutorials
for hours and hours and hours.
Yeah, and this is pre- YouTube.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck, that's so crazy.
Yeah, YouTube's, what, 07?
I don't know.
2007, I think four or five,
but it took a while to take off.
Yeah.
The iPhone, the first iPhone came out in 2007.
and it had YouTube pre-installed on it.
Okay, so yeah.
But, you're like, yeah, I mean, even then, like, I was still doing this, like, oh, three, oh, four.
2005, YouTube came out.
Yeah, so that's right when that was, like, my heyday, it was, like, 05 to 09.
iPhone came out in 2006?
I think it was 06.
I think it was over.
iPhone 1 came out.
I think it was 2006.
Was it 6?
Yeah, you know, so this was like, man, this is so, I feel like a dinosaur, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Because, you know, now these kids are all on fucking, they got something called tele-6.
telegram now and that's like the big marketplace for all the fraudsters because it's all
encrypted telegram this is when you say all of this is in my book bent which you can find available
on amazon on amazon thank that's all i'm asking for that's not a lot thanks man a shameless plug for
uh for bent something wrong with that shameless capitalist yeah forever the capitalist yeah yeah better than
the communist um yeah dude he was saying brett was telling me that one of the guys that he worked
really closely with, the young guy, he said that at one point, because he stepped down from
Shadow Care, another guy took his place, the guy he really trusted, forget the fucking guy's
name right now.
Brett Johnson was Iceman.
That was his name on there?
I didn't know that.
Yeah, he was Ice Man, like the original, like, the Ice Man that everybody knew, like, you know what I mean?
I thought, I thought Butler was, what was his name?
Max Butler?
I thought he called himself Iceman.
Was it Max Butler or was it fucking, I'm getting my facts fucked up.
I know I'm going to get crucified.
in the comment section.
Yeah, I was gonna say,
no, somebody was Ice Man.
Wait, wait, no, Max Butler
changed his name.
Remember?
He actually changed his name to something.
Maybe it was maximum,
or, I don't know, fucking, I don't know.
Anyways, he said that one of his guys
that he worked really closely with.
I read that book like three times in prison.
I love that book.
He said one of the guys he worked really closely with
just went to an ATM one day wearing his hoodie.
And it was like at a Publix ATM.
And he just sat there with his hoodie
with a backpack full of blank credit cards.
And he was just at the ATM.
standing there for 45 minutes.
Yeah.
Just taking out money.
And the cop, other,
random cop car,
these guys were there getting lunch at Publix.
And they were sitting there eating their lunch.
Like, this guy's been here for 35, 40 minutes.
Fucking lazy.
Hey, buddy, what are you doing?
Lazy.
And that's how he got caught.
And you got like a, like a,
I think close to a life sentence.
Lazyness, man.
Fucking complacency and laziness.
You don't do that.
You spread them out.
You know, GPS to shit.
Fucking figure out the ones who have the $100 bills
and the high limits on that.
I was losing my shit when I was talking to him
about how he was making his money.
money because he was talking about his he did a lot of identity theft he was making money with tax return fraud he would spend all day filing 200 tax returns he would find a list all these people that would die there'd be a registry all the people that die know and if you don't register those people there he finds like he goes online and finds a list of hundreds of people social security numbers you can go and find it's the California death registry California is the only state that leaves the social security numbers all the rest of states don't oh I'm sorry I got it wrong it was before that it was before that it
was the sexual offenders registry.
I was going to say like, how could you do that with the death registry that you know that,
they know that the people died?
Right.
No, no.
It was a, that was part of it.
But before that, he got the sexual offenders registry where you could just go on a website
and you could find it.
And it was everything from name to social security number, sperm count, the whole deal.
And I'm like, sperm cut.
That's important.
That's a very important.
If Matt Cox would have been able to find this, you would, I mean, imagine if you would
even able to get a hold of that and wouldn't have to be like in the most, you
usually have good
fucking credit.
You wouldn't have to be
finding homeless people.
Half of them got college education.
Despite their sexual deviancy,
they're usually fucking,
you know,
pretty good with their money.
You know what I always thought was,
what was funny when I was doing
Freedom Information Act on people?
Like I would get stuff from the 80s or 90s,
and you'd get a police report
and they would actually have the social security number on it.
And they would take,
so they would take like that white out,
you know, the tape.
And they would put like tape over.
over it and send it to me.
It's like you could just scratch it off and go, oh, there it is.
Social Security numbers, 262, you know, and you read it off.
Now it's all digital.
So now when they send it to you, you know, it's got a black strip over it.
But back then they were like, oh, look, I better wipe that out and send it to them.
What kind of idiot does that?
And I mean, I've got probably four different people's socias that came to me like that through the mail in prison.
Like, what are you doing?
Like when they were handwritten.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's insane.
But that's not as good as the most.
You look really buff, man.
Have you been working out?
It's his diet.
Yeah.
What's your diet?
You look super jacked.
Let's talk about man's diet for a second.
That's an early morning gym.
Listen, so up.
He's so upset.
Like I eat TV dinners and, you know, these guys get so upset.
The lean cuisine.
Matthew's one of those people that just doesn't allow himself.
I love linguistics.
Matthew doesn't allow himself any pleasure in his life.
That's not true.
That's not true.
None.
I know a few people like that.
That's not true.
I had ice cream last night.
Matt's like one of those people who just abstain from everything.
You know what I mean?
Like those weird people who were just like
Just like I'm going to have one Coke
And I'm going to have a sip of this
And that's going to be it
Till I'd you know
Till next week or the month or whatever
No
It's not sure
It's kind of true
You go to the gym at like 5 a.m.
Listen Matthew during the day
Did you see my video?
Yeah you sent me a video
Nice right
I saw the Batman video
So now they've got
They put up little signs
That he's all upset about it
They put up little signs now in the gym
Saying you can't video record in the gym
I told them I hope they kick you guys out
For fucking the shenanigans.
What was the point of that?
What were you guys doing?
It was a dare.
We were sitting there one day in the morning.
It's like 6 o'clock, 5.30, 6 o'clock in the morning.
And we're working out.
And I'm looking around.
I go, everybody here looks so miserable.
Yeah, it's 5 in the morning.
I know.
And just like, well, because it's 5.
It's like 5.36.
And I was like, I know.
I'm always happy and jumping around.
I've had a couple cups of coffee.
I'm like, you know, come on my turn.
That's good.
You know, I'm tickling.
You also spent 20 years in prison.
Of course, I'm ecstatic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But so I ended up saying, I said, you know what would be funny?
I said, what if we, I said, what if I walked in one day?
Because, you know, a lot of the guys will walk in, and they'll be buff, and they'll wear, like, a superhero outfit.
It'll say, it'll have like a Batman or a Superman or they have like all the, it looks like this.
But that doesn't mean they want you to come in dress as Batman.
Doesn't matter.
So I said, wouldn't it be cool?
I said, you know what would be great?
What if I came in?
What if I came in with a Batman mask?
And I said, what do you think they'd say?
And she started laughing.
She goes, I don't know.
And I said, I'll do it.
And she goes, I'll do it too.
I said, all right, order it.
I said, let's do it.
And she said, oh, I will.
I said, okay, we'll see.
Because I know, because Jess is, you know, super timid.
And when we got home, she goes, okay, she's, what about this?
When I was like, oh, shit, she's doing it.
And then I thought, she'll never do it.
She's never going in here.
But it kept getting amped up.
I was like, oh, I'm ready.
I got my mask.
And she's like, oh, mine's going to be here tomorrow.
Watch.
And it got there, like two days later.
It got there.
And she goes, okay, when are we doing this?
I was like, uh, Wednesday, you know, that way we're doing chest and it, you know, it looks better.
And she's like, yeah, okay, okay.
She's like, I'm serious.
I'm like, me too.
And then when we actually got in the car, put on the masks, I realized she's not chickening out.
This is not good.
It's going down.
I was like, I'm semi embarrassed already.
We haven't walked in the gym.
So, you know, but it was a dare.
I had to do it.
We both walked in.
We videoed the whole time.
We walked in.
We worked out in the masks.
Nobody said anything.
Nobody said anything.
Nope.
And we walked right back out.
Because they probably thought you guys were fucking insane.
You're going to pull out fucking oozes and start fucking gunning everybody down in there.
He's probably right.
Let me tell you something.
You work out wearing a Batman mask.
Every weight was light.
My adrenaline was so spiked.
My face was all sweating.
I was so embarrassed and everything.
Went through the whole thing, but everything was light.
Just feeling good like Batman.
Yeah, I said, dude, I would have been so embarrassed.
If I would have been there working out and you guys would have come in, I would have had to have left the gym.
I would have just got in my car and went home.
Like, I can't do this.
It's not...
Who is this fucking guy?
What in the fuck is going on here?
Where am I?
I was proud of Jess for doing it.
And I never thought she'd do it.
I was like, this is good.
So do you go to the gym at 5 a.m. every morning?
No, I mean, usually five or six.
We get there about six.
Do you do anything but arms?
That's not fine.
I do everything.
I do chest, shoulders, dries, legs, back.
I do everything.
Do you like every day?
Yeah, I do legs.
But you don't go every day?
We go every day but Sunday
Okay
Every day but Sunday
Damn that's a heavy routine man
Yeah that is
And all he eats during the day is scoops of peanut butter and popsicles
I eat scoops of peanut butter too
That's it
That's not true
I have a link I have two linguines
And he's got a jar of pickled asparagus
That he munches on that I ate that
I kill that
I finished that
You eat pickled asparagus
It's so good
Oh I like pickled
They're so good
Ugh
That sounds nasty
Have you you haven't even tried it
No but it sounds gross
It's amazing
It's amazing
It's amazing
Yeah.
Have you ever seen a rock hopper penguin?
I don't know.
It's so random.
I don't know what that is.
Austin,
Google the rock hopper penguin.
Oh,
that's funny.
You got to see this, bro.
This is the funniest bird I've ever seen in my life.
What were you going to ask me?
You said, oh, wait, let's wait till the podcast.
You were going to ask me something,
and then you go, oh, wait, let me wait until the podcast.
Look at this fucking penguin.
I'm in a big picture.
I've seen those.
Look at his red fucking devil eyes.
Did you know that thing existed?
I've seen those before.
Did you know it was called?
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
I've seen it from that.
I didn't know the name of it.
It's in that, yeah, it's in that animated film.
But let's, if you, I mean, to be honest,
he's cooler looking than a regular penguin.
He's got style.
He's insane looking.
There's almost half a million of them.
It's endangered.
Breeds on islands spends the rest of the time at sea.
But where can you find them?
South Atlantic
I want to get one
Indian Ocean
I want to get a pet
Rockhopper
This is exactly why they're
They're in danger
Yeah
People went out and they capture
And bring them home
They die a week later
Because you don't know
How to take care of them
That thing looks like it would
Fuck you up
You put them on a Pixar movie
Yeah
You know where they are Austin
Can you find where they are?
For Austin
South Atlantic
It says it right there
Yeah
South Atlantic
Yes
Indian Oceans
Okay
Oh I bet you're there
Are there
Are there penguins in South Africa, Austin?
Well, look at the map.
It's right there.
It says South Africa.
Penguins are usually generally in colder climates.
Yeah, South Africa gets pretty damn cold.
Really?
Yeah.
But is it frozen all year?
Not frozen all year, no.
But the penguins could, you know, I don't know.
How did this come up?
I just thought, it just popped in my head.
You asked me what I was going to say before we started the podcast.
Yeah, you went to say something, and I go, what?
And you go, you know what?
Let's wait to the podcast.
I went, okay.
I don't remember.
it's not a bit important yeah it wasn't important it was probably a comment on your v neck or your
giant arms yeah have giant arms yeah have you seen that sponge pop episode where he walks around
with the mateable arms yeah that's what you remind me to spong ball he goes to the beach and shit
dude remember hey the group chat we got our own little like fraud we got to add you to the group chat
yeah i was gonna mention when i got out of this yeah i'd
Boziag knows about all the crazy conspiracies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I thought you were meant.
Like every two days I get something about how to extend your legs or special shoes.
They send me stuff for special shoes that add two and a half inches.
And it's like, I typically I'm just, I'm like, ha ha.
And then like two days later it'll say.
So it would be something else about.
It's just crazy shit, man.
It's fucking fascinating.
There's this one doctor on Instagram.
He specializes in limb extensions.
Right.
How many, how many successful surgeries?
I don't know.
Austin, you know his name?
What would an unsuccessful one be?
You get shorter.
They amputate the way.
You got shorter.
No, bro, this is a common procedure?
Is this really him? You can get it.
Oh, yeah, click the top link.
What do they add like an inch or two?
Bone link.
No, they can add several inches.
Stop.
Hit that bullshit at the bottom.
You think I haven't looked into this?
He's already got an appointment book.
I mean, that's extreme.
He's got it on his vision board.
Yeah, yeah.
Are you to look at the first thing.
It says, are you tired of being short?
Do you feel self-conscious about your height?
Oh, they know where to hit you.
To the point where your happiness is being compromised?
Listen, if you've made it this far, they don't need to do much selling.
Yeah, yeah, you've already looked it up.
Click on that first video.
What you need to do.
How much?
How much?
And what's the recovery time?
Recovery time.
What I looked into it was outrageous.
How much could this be?
What I looked into it, it was outrageous.
A couple hundred thousand dollars.
You were basically
to be immobile for like six to eight weeks.
Unless it's done in like South America somewhere.
They're fucking with your femurs and shit, right?
That's like the bunyan surgery too, though.
The bunions, your grandma got bunions.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Turn the volume up.
Let's see what these guys are.
I tear you apart.
Oh, shit.
Is there any way you can pipe it through the audio?
Do this surgery is the consultation.
And that's when we meet together.
Matt, I got a great idea for a video.
It's no one of a bit.
And that's a good time to ask any additional questions.
That guy was like 80.
Yeah, you see that guy?
I was about to say that.
What the fuck?
That guy's sitting there.
That guy, that bothers me because that guy looked tall.
So the consultation involves, you know, asking a few questions, and then I would do a physical exam because I really need to know how.
Come on, man.
It's too late to be getting taller.
Oh, Papito wants to go in there and fucking.
All your muscles and joints get a little bit tight.
Oh, my God.
Prior to your surgery.
If you don't have very good flexibility, start working on it.
Now, after the physical exam, then I have you take x-rays so that I could measure your bones
and make sure that there's no issues that are going to take place with the insertion of the nail.
Oh, my God.
Your bone can't be too curved.
It cannot have any kind of defects.
So these are the things that I look for, and at the same time, I make the customer X.
Oh, my God.
measurements for the nails that you're going to need.
After that, we'll talk about finances regarding the surgery.
And then if you're ready at that time,
and I see that it's a good fit for you,
then we could schedule out a surgery date for you.
Really?
What are you talking about?
They're signing up for the procedure.
They tear you apart in there.
They are.
That is a butcher.
Sometimes you have to do it.
They just got to be a brutal fucking surgery.
Oh, yeah.
I do understand that people are concerned regarding a pandemic,
and we've been doing surgeries during this whole,
Okay, you can shut her down.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, let's see the before and after.
A guy with three inches.
Five, six, to five, nine.
How would you like that, Matt?
Do you think they could do this for your fucking dick?
Do you think you're going to make your cock three inches longer?
I hear that they have a surgery too.
I heard that surgery is extremely fucking, like, dangerous.
Like, people die all the time getting that fucking surgery done.
The rate of people that die getting the fucking penis extension surgery is...
All right, you can turn it off, Austin.
It's wild.
Really?
Yeah, I read that fact somewhere.
I wonder why.
I have no idea.
Does it some shit you shouldn't be fucking with?
Austin,
can you pull up some before and afters on here?
I'm going to get penis surgery.
That's like so enlargement.
It just sounds dangerous.
The height thing, not the penis thing.
What's more absurd do you think?
Penis enlargement or limb lengthening?
Absurd.
I mean, being someone who needs both,
it's a toss-up, right?
I admire your honesty.
No.
Which one's more absurd?
Oh, bro, I would never
I would never fuck with my shirt.
To be honest.
Like, I could understand a lot of people probably want to
extend their penis size.
That's a kind of not very great photo.
To get your limbs extended sounds insane.
She got taller.
What the hell if she'd do?
Oh, look at that.
Man.
Bro, all these guys, this is outrageous.
These aren't subtle height.
Yeah, these are big, big height differences.
I want to see, like, their legs with their legs.
Yeah, let's see the fucking star.
I don't wear jeans.
I don't want to see.
His shit looks.
tore up.
God damn.
Wow.
What are they extending?
Like the lower part?
The femur.
I mean, you're,
your skin stretches.
Find some more.
Find some more good photos, Austin.
This doesn't do it.
Oh my God.
Look at this guy.
Nine months later, the little tiny.
He looks like a little.
He looks like a little person.
No, the other one.
That's wild.
It seems like.
The one guy.
Look.
Look at where it says nine months later.
Look how tiny.
Fucking leg.
That's got to be clickbait.
Oh, my God.
That's the same picture.
They only did one.
Oh, you can only do one leg at a time.
Because it takes the recovery time.
Oh, my God.
So then what happens?
You gotta wait for it to heal, then they do the other leg.
There's got to be a gimp till you're all hobbling around for fucking six months.
Yeah, it's just like the bunyan surgery, bro.
Wild.
Bunyan surgery.
Yeah, people got fucked up feet where they have like a can't.
You've seen like a hammer toe.
I got one where like the side of it comes out.
Always on gangster lean?
No, just Google.
Super lean.
Find it, Austin.
Show me a picture.
Type in bunion.
This is fucking nasty.
some of them are really gross
he said type in bunyan
B you in Iowa
and people get their foot
like surgery on their foot
just to straighten a bone in their foot
and they're off their feet
his grandma got it
their feet
and it happens like women more
than it does men
Oh yeah
That's what Danny's foot looks like
Oh Pikachu
Oh man look at that one
Look at the yellow one
Oh yeah oh yeah
See that?
I mean
Oh that's bad
Very graphic
That's not as bad as
limb lengthening.
What?
You think that's worse than limb lengthening?
I don't know.
I have Flintstone feet.
I have little tiny,
fat little Flintstone feet.
Google LeBron James foot.
Have you seen LeBron James foot?
He's got that same foot.
A lot of athletes have super bunions too.
Oh, yeah.
They're smashing their feet all the time.
LeBron's a fucking brush.
Yeah, LeBron's got some of the grossest looking feet I've ever seen him.
Antonio Brown, who's seen his feet.
A lot of athletes.
After all the frostbite.
After all the frostbite.
Both bite.
Oh, what?
What is that?
It's LeBron's foot.
Go to that one below it, bottom right.
What?
Are you serious?
Below that.
Yeah, that's his foot, man.
It's all fricked up.
That's what my foot looks like, basically, except half the size and white.
Same color.
What is going on?
Yeah, bro.
This is taking a dangerous turn.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is all bad, bro.
I don't know.
Yeah, bro.
Can we, let's talk about something else.
Freaking me out a little bit.
Yeah, so I don't have any of those problems.
No, with my feet, no.
You just got crazy amounts of tattoos.
And that's not necessarily a problem.
It's kind of similar.
No, it's not a problem.
It's just like Matt getting his hairline fixed.
That's not really a problem.
It's just something he wanted to do.
Yeah, it's true.
It's art.
It's art.
Yeah.
It's something.
It's fine art.
What the fuck are these paintings behind you, Matt?
I did those.
These are, these are.
Oh, you did these?
I did these, yeah.
Oh, shit.
I didn't even know you painted.
Yeah, I do paint.
I'm a very, I'm an amateur painter.
I'm nothing, not seasoned.
Seasoned.
Season, not season like Matt.
Yeah, you know, I'm, I'm an artist.
I've been tattooing for like 15 years and, um, extremely proficient with Photoshop and
other, uh, you know, document, or I'm sorry, photo editing software.
Um, but yeah, these are mine.
I did paint these.
I brought them here to maybe try and hawk today.
We're going to try to lock them.
Where can be in?
What?
Yeah, so if you had, like, just reach out to me on Instagram and we can get it worked out.
What, what's his name?
It's Nipsey Hustle.
Nipsey Hustle.
Yeah.
He painted Nipsey Hustle and then told me the story about him.
RIPP Nip.
Matt didn't know who Nipsey Hustle was.
I didn't know who he was.
Not surprised.
I like Scrooge McDuck with the Aces States.
Jeff walked in and asked me about it.
Yeah.
The wallpaper.
Yeah, you know.
Wallpaper behind that is actually, I had a company make prop money.
Uh-huh.
It's him.
With me on the $100 bill.
No way.
Yeah.
So it's my face on the $100 bill.
You should have brought one.
I was going to bring a stack of a man.
You should make business cards that are like Amex cards with your face.
Oh, that would be dope.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
That is a good idea.
Make it happen.
How much are those paying?
What are you going to sell those for?
Nipsey is like 500.
He's 33 by 48, acrylic on canvas.
And he's all sealed up.
We sealed them up with...
I've charged like a grand.
A grand.
500 plus shipping. It's all good in the hood.
And then the smaller ones is like 150 plus shipping.
Yeah, so I think it's like $20 to ship them anywhere in the United States.
Is Donald Duck snort and Coke?
Yeah, so that's actually I took silver and gold.
And it was like, I did like a silver and gold, you know, capitalism meets,
pop art meets, yeah.
But, you know, I can hammer those out all day off.
Flying off the painting.
Yeah, I know, I thought that too.
I was like, well, you know, maybe he's sniffing cocaine off the...
That works. He looks happy.
Yeah, but, yeah, so that's what I'm doing now.
You know, I just want to paint and do YouTube.
You know, I haven't...
I'm a Florida Cracker, and, you know, I had to come back home.
You know, I haven't really found a tattoo shop to really get into yet.
I haven't even really considered...
I'd be like, you know, I want a tattoo, but it's like...
I just want to paint and do you.
YouTube. When's the last time we did a tattoo?
It's been a few weeks.
I've been here like a few weeks, like two or three weeks.
Could you do tattoos live on the podcast?
Hell yeah, we can.
Really?
Hell yeah.
Damn, we should do one.
We should definitely do that.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, we can bring it in, set the cameras up.
You ready to get concrete tattooed out?
That would be dope.
I don't know about that.
We should reach out to somebody to have come in.
And we'll have them come in and I'll tattoo the concrete podcast logo on them.
Fuck, yeah.
Wanted like a super fan or something like that.
We'll do it live on the air.
We'll do it live.
A super vats good.
Yeah.
That's good.
You could throw, yeah.
We could do a live one where people like, people like the doctor.
You could do like a lottery.
Yeah, yeah.
People could like, you know how you can like make donations on YouTube live?
Yeah.
We could do that and then just like bring Matt and we could tattoo Matt and people pay for tattoos.
I've never had a tattoo.
If someone paid.
Would you get one?
If the doctor paid you five grand.
The doctor?
Five grand for something.
I trust the doctor.
Like if Danny said, I'll pay you five grand.
I'd be like, no.
I'm saying, what is the doctor?
What if somebody legitimately was going to pay me five?
What do I have to get?
And where?
I can't believe I'm talking about this.
They have to say something.
They say whatever.
Like, they can.
No.
I get whatever.
I want to know where and what.
You know,
what's a good example?
What could it be?
What if somebody said?
Juste's a name on you.
Matt's not getting a tattoo.
What if somebody said tattooed Jess's name on your ass on the podcast?
Um, why does it have to be embarrassing?
On your ass.
On a silly place.
Speaking of my tattoos.
Nobody's going to see it.
Do you, do you, do you remember Marty Ray?
Did you have Marty Ray on?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He does the Marty Ray Project.
Yeah.
He had me on his podcast, and I said on his podcast that if somebody wanted to pay $5,000,
I made him $10,000 that I would get Marty Ray's and his partner's portraits tattooed on my ass cheeks.
Full color.
Yeah.
And they thought I was joking.
They thought it was a joke, but I was fucking dead-ass serious.
So he didn't really promote it or anything like that.
but we can still make that happen.
Hell yeah.
We can make it happen.
Yeah, Marty Ray.
Matt, what else somebody said they wanted the twin towers tattooed on your ass?
No.
The twin towers.
No.
I don't want to do that.
How much would it have to be?
Matt's going to get...
It has to be a lot.
How much is a lot?
I mean, at this point in my life, a lot is a lot less than it used to be.
What?
$2,500?
$2,500?
$2,500? What?
Dollars?
No.
No.
Five grand?
No.
I was thinking 50 or 100 grand.
Whoa.
This guy's got expensive taste.
I'd do it for fucking $5 grand.
There you go.
If anybody's listening, $5,000.
He'll bozeackle tattoo.
I'll get the twin towers on my ass.
I don't want to get anything tattooed on me.
I'm not a tattoo guy.
Yeah.
You know, Matt's going to get a tramp stamp.
It's going to say shark in the housing pool.
Oh, fuck.
That's good.
That's good.
All right.
So what is this?
What are we?
Are we done yet?
That's fucking good.
Oh my God.
Get the Coleman logo.
Oh, man.
Property of FBOP.
Get my reg number.
Would you do that?
Would you get a portrait of the emperor?
Oh.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, that is good.
Where?
Listen, lower.
Lower back?
Lower back.
We're bad at the tramps stamp stamp?
No.
It has to be the emperor's choice.
No.
What about like your cat on your cat?
How did I get to be the butt of this fucking podcast?
Because everyone wants to see Matt Cox get a tattoo.
Do you have any tattoos?
Yeah.
What?
I got a good year blimp.
Where?
No, you don't.
Do you really?
Yeah.
It's so random.
Yeah.
Why?
Listen, this dude.
Because our friend, our friend Luke, his wife was, was a tattoo.
She was a tattoo.
A practice.
She was doing an apprentice to tattoo.
Yeah.
So you have to do a certain amount of free tattoos
before you can start charging.
And so we offered, me and him both offered to be like a free tattoo.
You pick the good year.
Yeah, it's an inside joke that we have from high school.
We just called Danny Blimphead because his head's real big.
Yeah.
I got a big guy.
And it's stuck around for a long time.
So like, hey, get a blimp, a good year blimp tattooed on your leg.
I was like, okay, fuck it.
What did you get?
I got a Humpty Dumpty on my thigh.
Giant, big ass fucking egg.
Shiant.
Yeah, this guy came in a few months.
ago. I was just working at a tattoo
shop in Indianapolis.
I was in Indiana. I don't know if you know that. I was in
fucking Indiana for like six months
before I came here. For what?
I got swindled into coming out there, man.
I was living in Phoenix.
Swindled. And yeah, I got swindled for
sure. And this dude reached out to me on Instagram
and asked me if I wanted to come to
Sturgis, South Dakota and tattoo
during bike week for like five
days. And I'd never been to Sturge's. I'd never
done Sturge's. I was like, fuck, eh, and I get the tattoo.
So I went up to Sturgis.
I tattooed for like five days or six days or whatever it was.
And then he asked me if I wanted to do a guest spot at his shop in this small town,
just outside of Indianapolis, Indiana.
So I was like, yeah, fuck it.
You know what I mean?
Like it's summertime.
And I was like, figure I'd go out there and make a couple more $1,000.
And so I go out there.
And I just got super comfortable.
He had like a cool shop.
I thought it was cool.
You know what I mean?
And like he gave me like my own big booth and everything and like kind of like talk me
and it's like working full time at the shop.
And it's like,
and at that time,
it's like,
I was living in Phoenix
and I really wasn't doing
that much tattooing.
Like, I was,
but it wasn't,
like,
I wasn't busy.
You know what I mean?
And then like,
but Indiana,
wherever,
like,
for whatever reason,
he just had a really busy shop.
So I literally show up
and tattoo for 12 hours a day,
seven days a week if I wanted to.
Really?
Yeah,
it's that,
it was that busy.
You know,
and that's all I've ever wanted.
I just want to tattoo at that point,
you know,
because I didn't,
what was the most fucked up tattoo you did
when you were at Sturgis.
Oh,
um...
I bet you there were some fucking characters coming out.
Oh,
yeah,
there was,
but it was like,
I just did a lot of Harley badges,
like the,
like the,
like, what do they call it,
the badge and shield and badge?
Yeah,
bar and shield or whatever it is.
The Harley logo.
It's the bar and shield.
I did so many of those,
fucking,
I had doing husbands and wife
with each other's names in them
and fucking,
so many of those.
Just a lot of weird biker tattoos.
I wonder what the most popular tattoo in the world is.
Like,
what tattooing more people have?
Depends on who you are.
I don't know.
Harley would
probably be up there.
Butterflies and fucking hearts.
I've done probably more of those in my entire career than I have anything else.
Butterflies and hearts.
Hearts and butterflies, infinity symbols, you know, all the little Pinterest fucking bullshit.
Those teenage girls are not the teenage girls, but you know, the young girls come in and get.
Yeah, I've done a lot of those.
I think the most, I wouldn't say fucked up tattoo I did, but the most wild tattoo I've ever done was probably when...
So I was working at this tattoo shop in Miami.
It was a 24-hour shop.
and if you guys know anything about like 24 hour tattoo shops they're always pretty sketch
you know what i mean like they're always in a sketchy part of the fucking of town and they're open 24
hours and you got all kinds of drunks and transients coming in at like 3 o'clock in the morning
and all kinds of wild shit yeah and so this this i'm working there it's literally like 233
o'clock in the morning it's me uh i'm working there with a dude named gus and gus is fucking
tattoo and he's working on somebody and i'm sitting at the front counter and
in strolls
what I could only
describe as a fucking vampire
okay this chick was a fucking vampire
it was like 233 o'clock in the morning
she strolls in
Gothic completely head to toe
gothed out I mean like she just
went to hot topic
and bought every fucking
you know I'm sure but it wasn't like
cheap hot topic shit like she was like
a seasoned you can tell it wasn't like
the dollar store goth person you know what I mean
like she for shit was legitimate
It was a real deal.
She was the real deal.
And she comes in and, you know, just like I'm talking to you now,
we're having a conversation that says, yeah, you know, whatever, what do you want to do?
She comes in, she says, I want to get a spider web tattooed on the inside of my asshole.
Without even flinching, I said, come on back.
Let's do it.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, and she came.
And then I was like, well, you know, I started showing her pictures of, you know, like, what style do you want?
fucking, you know, how are we going to knock, how are we going to do this thing?
Just like a regular client.
And then when it came time to do the tattoo, I'm like, okay, well, I'm going to have to,
you're going to have to, like, spread your cheeks for me and hold them.
Because I was like, I don't have anybody else here to help me, you know what I mean,
hold your cheeks open while I do this.
So you did this?
Yeah, she got down on her, on her hands, on the table and put her face in the pillow,
and she spread her ass cheeks, and I tattooed a pretty fucking sick spiderweb.
How deep into her asshole did you go?
I went right up to the,
fucking brown eye.
Really?
Yeah,
I ran.
Imagine you spread her cheeks and she's fucking hemorrhoids coming out and you're like,
got a fucking tattoo her fucking hemorrhoited asshole.
Well,
no, yeah,
it was apparent,
you know,
that she gets her clown punched on a regular,
you know,
you can always tell.
What made that apparent?
It was just like a gaping hole?
Well, dude,
you can tell when somebody fucking,
they do a lot of anal.
I don't know how many assholes you've seen in your lifetime,
but I've seen my fair share.
Yeah.
Okay,
you can always tell,
because they kind of like come out a little bit,
like fucking, what do they call that?
There's a name for that.
It's called fucking whatever.
Prolapse or whatever?
Like.
I don't.
Like an Audi asshole?
Yes.
That's called a hemorrhoid.
No, that's called a prolapsed fucking colon.
All right.
Austin, do you want to give it a goob there, Austin.
Do your job.
I'm not sure we need images of that.
I want us who it looks like.
Google image that.
Prolapsed colon.
But yeah, you know, so you can always tell.
But yeah, I just ran my line straight from the fucking.
Look at it.
Did you have to, like, wash her asshole?
first?
No.
There was no poop in there?
No, there was no poop particles or she was, it was pretty, you know,
there was devoid of any hair or fucking, you know, pimples or anything like that.
She didn't fart once.
There was nothing obstructing, you know, my...
How long did it take?
About 45 minutes.
He didn't let Danny phase in at all.
He just keeps going.
No, it's about 45 minutes.
45 minutes staring at her asshole.
And I told her, I said, you know, you just might get infected.
I was like, so you can't come back here and, you know what I mean?
Like, complaining if it gets infected.
Yeah, dude. Her asshole can.
get fucking MRSA or something.
Yeah, so, you know, poop particles
and an open wound definitely...
She just didn't give a fuck.
It's not the way to go.
But, dude, this chick had, like, body modifications.
She had, like, these implants in her forehead
that fucking were, like, fucking horns.
Dude, the chick was on the level.
Yeah.
She was on the level.
This wasn't out of the norm for her.
Yeah.
And she had these platform boots on,
so she was, like, fucking...
You know what I mean?
Came in the door, and she was just as tall
as the fucking door or the fucking...
Oh, yeah, she was sick.
Somebody's daughter, dude.
That's some guy's little daughter.
Listen, there's, listen, imagine a chick like that.
Somebody did a number on her.
At one point in her life, she was a little five-year-old toddler,
like running around the playground with Daddy.
And now she's getting her fucking...
Dude, imagine a chick...
Prowling around, fucking Miami in the fucking the middle of the night.
You fucking bump into her at, like, a gas station or something.
You know what I mean?
Going down to get some swishers and fucking run into her at the fucking...
How bad does that have to hurt you think?
It had to...
Yeah, I mean, that's got to be pretty intense, dude.
Yeah, the inside of the fucking arseholes got to be pretty...
intense for sure for sure
yeah yeah
yeah but what was she doing when you were doing it
was she like flinching really hard was she reading a book
took it like a champ was she fucked up
was she on was she taking like um watching one of your
what kind of drugs would you take it she kind of seemed like she was on downers maybe
you had to be right or that maybe was just her personality
you think she was on the blue boys
I don't know man who knows with that chick
listen I tattooed a dude
on the rock she's on rocks I tattooed a dude in Indianapolis
and this motherfucker came in all banged up
I don't know what he was on heroin or fucking or oxycodone or something.
I tattooed his face and he slept completely through it.
I tattooed on both sides.
I mean, the dude was covered it.
He had tattoos all over his fucking face.
You know the story of Gucci Man when he got his ice cream tattooed in his face.
He got that the day he got out of fucking the mental institution.
Yeah, he was just, I think he slept.
I think they interviewed his tattoo artist and his tattoo artist and he slept through the whole thing.
Oh, he's on meds for sure.
Oh, yeah.
He was heavy.
If he was coming straight out of the psych ward, he was fucking heavily medicated.
Oh, really?
Yeah, because the day he got released from the psych ward, he got,
the fucking ice cream cone on his face.
Yeah, no, I tattooed a big money bag in this dude's
fucking face, and he fucking... He sent me a picture of
when he was doing it. I posted it to my Instagram.
Of the guy. Like, boom, he said this guy,
I'm tattooing this guy, he's asleep right now.
And then I said, I've shied to...
Yeah, with his mouth open.
And I had the stencil on his face. Yeah, the dude was all
banged up on something. It was fucking
hilarious. I've never tattooed
anybody's face and they fucking snored through it.
That was a first for me. I've been tattooing
a long time. Yeah. Yeah, it was wild.
My leg didn't really hurt that bad.
The top of my thigh.
It wasn't really as bad as I thought it would be.
Yeah.
I don't fucking hurt.
The belly dude for me was probably the worst.
Really?
Yeah, it was the fucking worst, man.
It's the worst pain of ever experience in my life.
Yeah.
Out of everything I have.
Have you ever tattooed someone's dick?
I've never done a penis.
I just, that's just I refuse.
You know, that's where I draw the line.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's where I draw the line.
I don't know.
It's probably more sanitary than a girl's asshole.
I mean, unless it was like a buddy or something like that.
I don't know.
Yeah.
No.
Look at me, bro.
Matt, let's get your fucking, let's get your slong tattooed.
I think, listen, we're going to have to start having, like, a list of things we can't topic.
We cannot discuss.
Yeah.
You know, but I think for the right price.
Does it make you uncomfortable?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Matt's afraid that he might turn gay.
Or the, what was the other one that made me feel uncomfortable?
Other than the, oh, the penis extension, the legs thing, yeah.
You're hitting on all the buttons.
We're hitting them all.
What's that famous quote?
What's that, what's that quote about,
I forget who had that quote,
but he said something about homophote
or people who hate gays.
The only people who hate gays are idiots
and people who are afraid
that there might be gay.
Dumb people and then people who are afraid
that they might be gay.
That's probably true.
Those are the kind of people that hate gays.
Or that are secretly gay themselves.
Right, that's what I mean.
Yeah, same thing.
And are just mad at the world.
Right.
Yeah.
Those are homophobes.
Yeah, I have a cousin.
that I grew up with my whole life
and
he would always, every few years he would just
like wildly change like his whole
like who he was like so okay
first he started out back in the day
like when we were kids he was a punk rocker
he wore the fucking the wristbands
he had the mohawk he was in a punk rock band
played guitar the whole night
and then he became like we got a little bit older
in the middle school he became like a skateboarder
like a skater and that became
and so every time he changed like
what he did with his life that became his whole persona.
So then he went from being a punk rocker to like a skater.
He was like hardcore fucking skateboarder, you know, a skater,
which is the usual transition because, you know, punk rock because they skateboard and,
you know, they grow out of the fucking punk rock shit and they get into skating, which is,
that's the normal transition.
Then he went into hip hop and he was going to be like a rapper.
He was at the, listen, when he goes in, he fucking goes all the way in.
Like he would go to the studio every day.
He was doing shows.
Like not, he didn't have like a fucking record contract selling out, but he was doing
like little like venues like around town and shit you know what i mean like open like they like
they book fucking he had some little dude that was going and booking him shows i think he opened up
for three six mafia uh one time really that's a crazy story i hit dj paul with a fucking
beer that night no yeah yeah because this stupid bitch i was with fucking runs up on stage
one second keep on keep on this stupid bitch i'm with runs up on stage because at the end of every
show like dj paul and like juicy j and shit they come out and they're like they start you know
they do crowd work and he was and juicy jay came out and he was like i'll
him the first bitch who gets up on stage and gets cornhole
$1,000.
And who do you think the first cunt fucking run to run up on stage was?
The bitch I'm with my girlfriend at the time.
I'm like, this fucking stupid dirty whore.
And, you know, of course, she's got the fake titty.
So she gets up there and immediately just takes off her shirt.
Pulls the tities out.
We're in a packed fucking venue with like 5,000 people with 1,000 people here.
It's fucking insane.
So she pulls up, she goes up on stage.
First thing she does takes off her shirt.
Her fucking tities are out.
and I'm so fucking pissed
I just whizz my beer up at her
You know, I'm standing in the crowd
I fucking whiz my beer up there
Trying to hit her with it
I hit DJ Paul on accident with my beer
So then the guy standing next to me
I grab here's beer out of his hand
And I fucking whiz that one up there
And that one fucking hit security
Then all of a sudden all the lights come on
They're like whoa whoa whoa
I just do an about face
And I immediately just walk fucking right out of the club
Yeah dumb cunt
And then I got her purse in my car
I took it out and I dumped it out
In the fucking parking lot like this
The whole fucking thing
fucking kicked it like a soccer ball
that bitch.
Anyway, what was I talking about?
How did this start with your cousin who always changed everything?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So anyway, let's get back to that.
I got off on a fucking, I had to tell a side story.
Right, so every couple years, my cousin, like, changes who he is,
and he makes that his whole persona.
So after the hip-hop shit kind of, like, fizzled out,
he became, like, this hardcore, right-wing, Republican, fucking anti-government.
You know, they're going to fucking confiscate your guns.
He was wearing all fatigued.
He was posting on Facebook every day, getting kicked off.
You know, like, he thought he was into, like, some kind of militia.
And then he turned into a transgender.
Oh.
Now he's no longer James.
He's Jamie.
No way.
I swear to fucking God.
He's a trans fucking gender now.
He's covered all the bases.
This is a good segue to the transgender that got the two other feet, the two female.
Prison.
Yeah.
Two female prisoners pregnant.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'll send you a link.
I'll send you a screenshot of that awesome.
Yeah, but now he's, and he shows up at all the family functions as Jamie, but then as the night goes on, he like literally like starts changing his clothes and changing his voice and shit.
And then by the end of the night he's fucking Jamie or whatever, the girl.
And I'm like, listen, this motherfucker isn't a transgender.
He's mentally ill is what it is.
Right, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, you don't fucking do all of these things throughout your whole entire life and now all of a sudden you're a transgender.
Like, that's fucking insanity.
Not that I don't have anything against transgender
I don't go fuck, do what you do
What is that though?
Like what is that about someone who wants to change their identity?
Yeah, it's crazy
It's something
It's some kind of dysfunction he has, man, yeah
You know, but you know, whatever
If you want to live his life as a woman now
That's, you know, do, do what you do
But, you know, what the fuck?
Yeah, that's fucking crazy
And listen, my other cousin called me and told me that I'm like, no fucking way
He's like, dude, I swear to God
He's like, and then he shot me a link
And I guess he's on porn hub
riding a fucking 12 inch Dildo.
Oh, man.
What?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, fucking, I didn't watch it.
I didn't click on the link, but fucking...
Imagine if he was on Pornhub, riding a 12-inch Jildo wearing a Trump hat and the fatigues.
Oh, dude.
Yeah.
How confusing with that fucking shit.
So now he's like a transgender porn star and like the whole thing is just fucking out of control.
Dude, I'm telling you, my family's fucked up.
Dude, that is...
We need to get him on here.
Yeah, right.
Better hurry before he switches to something else.
Yeah.
Austin put that back up on the screen.
So what happened with the person in jail, the transgender?
So a guy, a transgender woman, a guy who's now a woman.
Transition to female.
But has not, but has, no.
Yes, it was a man that is now saying he identifies as a female, but hasn't had the surgery, just said,
hey, I'm a woman. They said, oh, well, then you need to go to the woman's prison.
He said, yes, I do. There's no way they allow that.
Oh, if you have a dick, they'll let you go to the nursing.
You got two women pregnant.
Some fucking liberal judge or whatever up there in New Jersey, they passed all these laws now.
I listened to a whole two of a five-men. They don't have fucking DeSanto.
No. I listened to a five-minute thing.
DeSanto for president. DeSanto. You like DeSanto for president?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you'd be pretty good.
You'd be awesome. And there was making jokes. They said, well, they don't, they don't,
don't want to take them away. We need them down there. We don't need to want to take him away from
Florida. And they're like, fucking Trump could be the goddamn governor of Florida. Yeah.
He would win. Oh, yeah. It's the greatest, it's the greatest state in the country.
Yeah, yeah. Trump don't want to be the fucking governor. I don't think Trump's going to be the
president again either. I don't think he'll do it. You don't think so? You don't think he's going to
run in 2024? I don't know. Look at this guy. He swindled the whole system for sure.
He's looking at the camera. He's like, I can't believe they let me fucking do this.
Can you fucking believe they let me in here?
I love the state of New Jersey
So what happened?
Scroll down a little bit
in here
Yeah so it's an all women's prison
And then out of nowhere
Two of the inmates
Just show up pregnant
I don't care
I think they actually read it
If you on one of these
He impregnated two of the female inmates
Two
But don't don't call him a man
It says it says inmates
Yeah
Two female inmates
That is fucking wild
He's a guy
He's a guy
He's in
That is fucking wild that they would let him in there.
Yeah, it's pretty wild, man.
Like, at the end of the day, dude.
In New Jersey?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that the only state that allows that?
There's quite a few.
I'm sure there's quite a few that they're doing it.
I'm sure there's more than one.
I mean, it's no different than all those transgender's going into women's sports
and just fucking, like, shattering records and shit.
Why the fuck wouldn't?
Are they really shattering records?
Women's records?
Yeah, they're women.
Because, I think.
I think what the argument is, when it really boils down to,
when the Supreme Court sets these fucking precedences for, like, you know,
equal fucking rights for, you know, everybody.
And you got, they had, you know, the Supreme Court saying that now you have to recognize
whatever gender I identify with now that has to be recognized,
not only, you know, fucking person to person,
but it has to be recognized now, like, Supreme Court says so.
So now the argument is, I'm, you know, if the Supreme Court says,
I'm a woman, why am I in a men's prison?
You know what I mean? So then, so there's like a catch-22
and everybody's like, oh my God, I don't know what to do
and nobody wants to fucking, you know,
fight it because they're up for re-election, you know what I mean?
They don't want to be...
If you're a security guard in there, say you're some woke security guard
in the prison or whatever, and you support it,
and you walk by and you see, you know,
you're all about, you know, transgender rights,
change, everything is...
This is the right thing you do.
Inmates aren't supposed to be...
They're not against the rules regardless.
Yeah.
Whether it's two men or two women.
Yeah.
So you think you're security guard and you're walking by.
That's a naughty naughty.
And you see your correctional officers.
Correctional officer walking by and you see some guy just fucking banging down some chick.
They would immediately put the hose on them.
Yeah.
First you're going to separate them.
And then they both go to the shoe.
And then they both get ridden up for whatever, having sex.
There was a time when they used to write an incident report.
And then they would mail it home to your family.
But they stopped doing that.
Yeah, that was like 20 years ago.
And they would mail it home.
So your wife would know two men, like your husband is having sex with another man.
Oh, wow.
And then they stopped doing that.
Wow.
Imagine this guy's family gets the letter.
They're like, God damn, Demetrius, look what he's up to now.
His father's probably proud.
He's smart man.
You game the system.
Yeah.
Everybody says their time different.
Yeah.
Everybody says their time different.
I think more men should compete in women's sports, though.
I like it.
We need to show them who's, you know, we need to show them that where they're,
the dominant gender.
Yeah, it's funny, man.
It's just, I don't know.
The whole thing's just bananas to me, to be honest with you.
Leah Thomas, that was her name, yeah.
Has anyone ever interviewed her about it?
I haven't, I mean, I haven't gone looking for any interviews, but I'm not sure.
Any of the girls that she competed against?
I haven't come across any interviews or anything.
I'm sure the other girls are probably pissed on.
What do they say?
They're upset.
Yeah, there's all the controversy about it.
They're like, what the fuck's going on here?
They've been training their whole life to dominate a sport,
and then this guy just comes in and smokes them.
Not even close.
He's like fucking reading a book, fucking swimming faster than him.
Pull up David Lucas.
Find a clip.
That was fucking a David Lucas.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Lucas talking about LeBron James going to the NBA.
Yeah, he's funny as hell, man.
Dude, David Lucas is...
I was the first episode of his podcast.
He's a funny-looking guy.
Were you really?
Yeah, I was out in L.A. and I did the very first episode.
Oh, didn't you do it too, Matt?
No, that was brothers in cursive.
But that was still David Lucas.
Yeah, he was on.
He was one of the two guys.
He did, now he's doing the fat pessimist, which was his own, like, solo.
Type in David Lucas on YouTube.
You got to look at his YouTube channel.
Yeah.
Now he's doing, like, reaction, like reaction shit.
Yeah.
To just, like, funny reaction.
I don't think he's not really doing too much for a podcast anymore.
I mean, I'm sure he would, but.
Yeah, no, he just, yeah, I've been seen.
He's just doing, like, the reaction shit.
Yeah, yeah.
But that's good, man, because it's like, I couldn't understand why he wasn't really putting out a lot of content.
So I'm sure somebody got in his ear and was like, listen, man, you just need to fucking do something.
You know what I mean?
That's why he's just starting now and now.
Because, like, this is more recent that he's been doing like all these like reactionary videos and shit.
Like the panel in the past few months.
And, and Joe Rogan likes all of his shit on Instagram too.
Yeah.
So, yeah, he's getting a boost.
He's probably seeing that.
Somebody's like, oh, my God, I got to do something out.
Yeah, you need to do something out.
Joe Rogan's liking all your photos on Instagram and all your videos.
You've got to start doing more.
Well, he's, you went on tour with Rogan.
Yeah, I know him.
Because he's really, I think David Lucas came up, like, doing Tony Hinchcliffe show.
Yeah, kill Tony.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I was out in L.A., that was in that whole comedy scene.
Like, I used to go to the comedy store all the time.
It was in the laugh factory.
I used to go to ha-haz.
Really?
Yeah, fucking I had Jack Jr.
And fucking David Lucas on my podcast when I was in Phoenix.
Really?
Yeah, I went out and seen him at the comedy club.
And I fucking, because I seen Lucas was coming out.
And I was like, oh, fuck, me go out here and surprise him.
It's David Lucas talking about the transgender shit.
That's what he's talking about.
And, um...
It's not about LeBron.
Yeah.
had them both on the podcast, tattooed them both.
You tattooed?
Yeah, tattooed David Lucas.
I don't remember what I did on him.
I did something.
I remember right here for like his daughter or something like that.
Oh, really?
I tattooed Jack Jr.
Yeah.
See, David Lucas had a fish fry and Bert Chryser showed up.
No.
Yeah.
Burke Chrysher, we came out to his Lucas and fish fry.
Yeah, they're out there filming.
Bert's funny.
I love Bert Chryser, man.
Yeah, me too, bro.
Yeah, that's such a good story.
I heard they're making a movie out of that.
They should.
That's how we got famous.
Rolling Stone bought his life rights.
Yeah.
And put him in an article.
It's like America's fucking wildest fucking partier.
He was, he's from Florida.
He's from Tampa, Florida.
It's where he grew up.
And then he went to, was that, was at Florida State?
Probably.
Then he was at, then if I was at Miami, or that he was in one of those major colleges.
He was like the party guy on campus.
And Rolling Stone did a fucking thing.
And then somebody bought his life rights.
And then he started doing a stand-up.
And he's doing all right for himself.
Yeah, he's doing right for himself now.
Yeah, I heard they were making that whole machine, like, a bit into a movie.
That's cool.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
What the,
is the machine. Oh, man.
Right. So when he was in college,
he took, like, a Russian class
and they just, like, needed one more
person for the class so that the teacher
could fucking have their class. Everybody get paid.
They get their credits. So they went, actually
went to Russia, like, on a
school trip, and, like, he ended up, like,
getting involved with the Russian mob on a train,
and they robbed everybody on the train, and then
they got to Russia, and they told the police to fuck off
and, like, told his teacher to fuck off. You have to watch
the story, right? He partied with the Russian
mob the whole time he was in Russia. Oh, yeah.
And yeah, yeah, it's fucking...
Yeah, and then they call him the machine or whatever.
Because he could drink, because he's just a fucking partier.
Like the fucking wild boy partier.
Isn't he like super mad at the guy Arshafier because he gave him ecstasy or something?
Dude, so Ari came over to film a podcast at Bert's house,
Burr for Bertcast or whatever.
And he turned his back to him and he's like, yeah, he won a shot.
And he fucking put Molly in the fucking in the alcohol and gave it to Bert.
And they fucking didn't tell him and dose him with Molly.
And dude, he had to get on a plane in a few hours to go to, like, do a gig.
and his fucking family's there and his kids
and everything
So sick
Dude, Ari's not allowed
To fucking Bert's house anymore
Fucking, yeah
His wife doesn't want it fucking
But isn't that I think those guys
Do to each other all the time for fun
I don't know about that
But Ari's, you know
He's fucking off the chain anyway
I think if somebody put Molly in my drink
I wouldn't be that mad
Yeah right
You'd be checking the ER fucking immediately
Yeah right bro
Birds on all kinds of like blood pressure medication
For his heart
Oh is he?
I mean he doesn't look healthy
He looks really on
Oh he's a boozer
I mean he's a daily
He's like, I will always make sure that I can keep myself as healthy, just as healthy enough
so I can continuously drink, so I don't have to quit drinking.
It's his thing.
It's crazy how all those guys just became like superstars in like the last five years.
Yeah.
Tom Seguera, fucking, you know, Bert Kreischer, Arsafir, all them guys.
It was just amazing, man.
Like I remember watching the rise of like I was watching the podcast when they weren't shit,
you know, when they had barely any subscribers.
And, you know, now, you know, they're making millions of dollars.
So,
Listen, when you see channels that do nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,
and then when they take off and do growth,
the growth is exponential.
I mean, I'm sure you...
Not really.
I mean, not for all channels,
but for a lot of channels they are.
I mean, as soon as it starts taking off,
then it's just like 100,000, 100,000, 200,000,
it's just like, what the fuck is going on here?
Like, I've been watching a lot of videos,
like on, like on H3, like the rise and demise of the H3 podcast,
you know who they are, the fucking...
Yeah, yeah.
I forget the guy's name, but I know you're talking about.
Ethan.
He does the eyebrows.
Yeah, he's got the fucking tweak, the Twitch on his face.
His eyebrows, he's like that.
Yeah, his name's Ethan.
Yeah, Ethan Klein, right?
Ethan Klein, yeah.
And, you know, I watched, I see an actual scene of their progress.
And once they hit, like, 100,000, 150, 200,000 subscribers, the growth, I seen the chart.
It was almost exponential.
Really?
Yeah, it just went crazy.
Yeah, he did great.
I mean, he, they had a different channel before they did a podcast.
They did, like, basically videos just talking about different things.
Yeah.
It was completely different style before they had the podcast.
And they were, they were doing, like, really.
really interesting
commentary on things
and they had a lot of YouTube
subscribers way before the podcast
they're just like plugged into that whole
like...
And they started early too.
Really early.
Yeah, they started really early
and they just started putting out content, you know.
Yeah.
You stay very, very tuned in
to the whole YouTube world, don't you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I stay on top.
I keep my thumb on the pulse.
Yeah.
What kind of shit?
What kind of should do you pay attention to the most?
As far as like the YouTube
the YouTube world.
I mean, I just, I pay attention to who's on top.
I pay attention to, you know, what the latest trends are.
I pay attention because there's always some kind of drama going down with like, you know,
because YouTubers.
What's your favorite YouTube channel?
Ooh, that's a good question.
You're supposed to say concrete.
Inside Drew Craig.
No, I mean, I watch concrete a lot.
Whenever you guys put out episodes, I watch them a lot.
But I think I watch Canadian Prepper a lot.
Yeah, he's just this guy up in Canada who does like a lot of the fucking the doomsday videos.
He's always on top of what's going on politically,
like what's going on in Ukraine,
you know,
what policies were enacting in the United States,
like all the like the shit that's happening.
And then he kind of throws in like the dun,
dun,
dun,
you know,
they're moving fucking,
you know,
so like get prepared,
fucking,
you know,
when the grid goes down situation,
he's always talking about that kind of shit.
Listen,
if you watched what he watches,
you'd shoot yourself with an about,
about,
to take about two weeks.
You'd be so depressed.
Everything is the world's ending.
Put,
put,
you need to start putting canned goods away.
The,
the collapse.
is imminent. They're taking away the guns. They're doing this. They're moving troops. They're
this. And I'm like, listen, I'm still going to be able to go to Walmart. Like, I'm fine. It's
going to be fine. I'm telling you, man, you got, did you hear that? I'm like,
we know the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth is, right?
Yeah, but he watches it anyway. It's depressing. Like, to me, it's depressing. It's good
fun. The difference between conspiracy theory and the truth is six months.
Honestly, I mean, you've got it. You got to get Alex Jones.
You have to get Chris on the program.
Oh, yeah, your buddy from jail.
Oh, my, my cellie.
That was your cellar?
Yeah, that was my celly.
Really?
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
He just, I do.
He gets awesome.
Canadian prepper.
Austin, you didn't even fucking pull up this prepper guy.
Yeah, Canadian prepper.
What are you doing, Austin's fucking sleeping back there.
I don't know what he's doing.
Austin just comes in his motherfucker casual and some flip-flops.
What are we doing?
I want to see this guy.
Yeah, Canadian prepper, folks.
Hi, folks.
Canadian prepper.
That's what he, but, you know, I watch him a lot.
Dude, I watch a lot of, what fuck do else do I watch on there?
I watch, um...
This guy?
Uh, I watch a lot of tech stuff, so I'm, like, I'm in real big into the tech channels.
You know what I mean?
Like, uh, MKBHD, fucking...
Looka.
Um, uh, uh, uh, what's his name?
Click on his videos.
It's over.
This is bad.
I mean, you know, he's, listen, he's got, he's, he's been on the, he's been on the channel for a long time, dude.
He puts out videos every day, every other day.
And they all do numbers.
We're running out of time.
Satan.
But I mean, yeah, I mean, listen, you know, all of it's legit.
I like this kind of shit.
I love it.
I love this kind of stuff.
World War Z.
I watch this guy a lot, man.
I watch them like every day.
It's over.
Like, this is all depressing.
It's all, read every title there.
It's like, this is World War Z.
Oh, that's probably talking about the Russians invading Ukraine.
Yeah.
Yeah, so he's on top of it, man.
Like, anything that's going on.
World War Z with the Brad Pitt movie, the in about the zombies.
If they start moving troops anywhere, he makes a video about it.
Like, okay, now they're fucking over here.
and this could likely happen
because now they got fucking this many guys on the front line
and, you know, if they do this strategy,
then it could go nuclear,
but then this is this happens,
then the nuclear option is taken off,
and he's like in Finland and fucking,
what's the name, join NATO,
and fucking that could cause this problem.
And dude,
he does a really good job of explaining everything
and breaking it all down.
And he's not like one of those fucking crazy people
that are just like,
everything that he's saying is just like facts.
He's just basically breaking everything down
and giving you,
you know what I mean
exactly what's happening
play by play
and he doesn't do
too much interjecture
you know what I mean
like a lot of it's not
opinionated like
and I told you guys
this was all gonna end
he doesn't do those kinds of things
and he delivers
he delivers all this information
in a very straightforward
very well spoken
put together
way you know what I mean
it's promising
it's promising to see
that he hasn't been banned
from YouTube
I like that
I mean
I'm sure all of these
are got demonetized
no YouTube's been
been
releasing a little bit of the pressure off that kind of shit lately, I feel like.
I haven't had an episode.
Knock on wood. I haven't had an episode demonetized in like months.
And I've been doing some pretty edgy.
Do you ever fight them? I mean, the...
Oh, I always do. Always do. I must do the last one I got demonetized.
What about Elon Musk buying Twitter?
I got one demonetized a month ago. And I don't even know why. I should fucking dispute that one.
Yeah, I told you you you dispute it. I don't ever disputed. I'm just like, oh, well.
Fuck it.
You think Elon could afford you?
YouTube? No, he can barely afford Twitter.
They're trying to squeeze them out already. They're fucking terrified, terrified of him taking
over Twitter. Why do you think of that is? Well, because, you know, they have an agenda, obviously.
Yeah. And he's going to disrupt that, which is either going to either amount to them losing
dollar money signs or them losing power or, you know, control over whatever narrative that they're,
you know what I mean, that they're trying to control. Because that's the only thing.
you do when you suppress people's speech.
And this is what blew me away, because I'm not a big Twitter guy.
I'm not a big Twitter user.
I mean, I think, you know, telling people every thought that comes into your brain
constantly all day is, you know, not a good way to communicate.
And so I didn't know what Twitter was.
I mean, I knew what it was.
So I get on Twitter and I start messing around.
And I'm like, no way, there's fucking porn right here on Twitter.
And I was like, in my mind, I'm chewing it over.
I'm like, so they allow this.
Right.
But they won't allow the president of the.
United States.
To just speak his mind. That's bullshit. I'm like, there has to be some kind of agenda.
That told me right then and there that there's some kind of internal fucking agenda at Twitter
to whatever narrative that they feel, society, you know, and Elon Musk is like, listen,
Twitter is the de facto platform for public communication. It's basically the new public square.
So controlling that is a serious impediment to democracy, to free speech. So something
needs to be done about it. And that's why he got in there.
and like, listen, something, you know what I mean?
Like, fucking something needs to change.
Do you think Elon really gives a fuck, or do you think he just wants clout?
You know, I'm a true believer of Elon Musk.
I don't think the guy has an evil bone in his body.
I don't think he does anything out of self-servience.
It's not evil to want clout.
I mean, maybe he, listen, he likes to be in the camera.
He likes to fucking, you know, the pretty girlfriend and the fucking, you know, the cool billionaire.
Like, I get it.
But it's like, he's going to do it for the clout.
If he is doing it for the clout, he's also going to make.
good changes and positive changes to the platform so that it betters humanity.
Like, I'm a true believer in Elon Musk.
I'm a true believer.
I genuinely think that he's a good dude that has the means and the willingness to want to change the world for the better.
Period.
I mean, we're all, we're human at the end of the day, so of course he's going to have flaws.
But I don't think he's like a Bill Gates fucking kind of character.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like sitting there thinking, you know, how can we fucking, you know, stick people and give him some kind of shot to change?
I, dude, I watched some shit on Bill Gates.
He was giving a speech to the CIA, and somebody, like, recorded it.
And I was on fucking TikTok.
Austin?
If not, I think I have it saved.
I think I had to screen record it because it didn't have the save option on the fucking TikTok.
And when they do that, you know it there's some malarkey going on.
I love fucking TikTok, by the way.
Oh, yeah, I do.
You just see my TikTok feed.
It's all fucking, every fucking, everyone.
I got to follow you on TikTok.
Every one is all fucking.
Do you post on there?
I do just for the podcast every week, so I'm going to get into doing clips and, you know, I'm starting to do the whole TikTok shit.
But anyway, I was like all.
I'm searching you.
Oh, Bozziat Conundrum, podcast.
Okay, keep going.
And so it's Bill Gates, and he's giving a speech to a bunch of Secret Service guys, or I don't know who they were.
It may have been Secret Service.
It may have been, it was some kind of government body.
And he was telling them that there was a vaccine that he could give out that suppresses a gene
that makes people
and people that are more likely to
commit suicide bombings and commit
acts of like religious fucking
like terror
and he's like they they've isolated
a gene in the in the Middle Eastern
people over there because they have the genome
Bill Gates is involved in all kinds of crazy shit
but he was saying like we understand now
the gene that is more expressive
in people who are more willing to do suicide bombings
and like kill like mass people for
like religious reasons and he's like we've
developed a vaccine that suppresses that gene so that they would be, and it went on and on and on
to say, he explained more, in more detail about it. I'm just like, holy fucking shit, are you
kidding me? They're over there giving vaccines to people to suppress some kind of genes so that
they don't fucking suicide bomb. Like, it's insane. Like, he's giving speeches to the government
on this shit. It's fucking bananas. And you somehow making a bunch of money off there.
You have to find this video. I have to watch this. Listen, I think I'm, honestly, I think I have
it saved on my phone. I fucking do. My favorite thing I've seen on TikTok recently?
is a clip of Johnny Depp listening to Deposition.
Oh, I just seen that.
And it's like, and she said that she was bored to death
because his friends would come over
and it was just a bunch of old men playing guitar.
And they're boring and old.
And he's just like, he's sitting there's like,
he's fucking loving it.
He's just like, I don't know, it's great.
I think it's classic, great moment.
Because you know it's just him and Marilyn Manson doing Coke upstairs.
playing a guitar
he was old guys jamming
that's funny
I heard she cut off
one of his fingers
do you guys hear that
I heard she cut herself
and then
maybe that was him
how the how the fucking
the stories change
I heard
I heard they're arguing
she chopped off
the tip of one of his fingers
or some shit
that's crazy
see this is how it goes
with conspiracy theories
it sounds great
when you say it on a podcast
but then when you go to
where's the proof
when you go to
fucking do the work
and find the evidence
it ain't there
no I save all this shit
man I got listen I'll set if I have to
I'll fucking send you the video because I what I do is when
I get too many on my phone I upload them
to my fucking my iPad
Did you know I mean Bill Gates
Is buying up more farmland
I think right now than any
One else in the world
Yeah he's gonna be the number one landowner in America
Behind Black Rock
I'm not sure if you know about Black Rock
Yeah I know a lot about Black Rock
Yeah they're fucking they're buying a little bit
They're buying up everything
They're they just bought like a million single family
Fucking rental properties across America
and they're looking to buy.
Well, they're buying, they're buying homes.
Everything.
They're buying up the whole entire market.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So in the future, I don't know if you don't understand like the economic forum and the New World Order and Davos.
How they meet in Davos every year and the dude Schwab fucking runs the economic forum.
Yeah, I know a little bit.
The whole plan.
What it?
Explain what that is.
Explain.
Can you explain for dummies what the New World Order is?
So, all right.
So the New World Order is a, it's kind of a plan pretty much put.
That's an hour long video, Austin.
Yeah, I know.
Go ahead.
Sorry to interrupt.
Yeah, so in the New World Order,
so there's a group,
we should probably start off by saying
there's a group of people.
This is like, you know,
how there used to be the Bilderberg group.
Now, it's kind of similar to the Bilderberg group,
but it's called the World Economic Forum.
It's pretty much just a conglomerate of CEOs,
CFOs, fucking world leaders,
you know, all of these corporations
and power, very powerful people that get together
and they set,
they have basically just come together once a year
and they write out an agenda
for how they want to see
whatever industry they're in
pushed forward or moved forward or whatever.
So, I mean, obviously you're going to have
people from the end that represent energy there.
You're going to have people that represent
manufacturing. Every sect of society
there have spokespeople there
at this Economic World Forum.
Now, it's all run by a dude named
Klaus Schwab,
who I guess he's like an industrialist
Klaus Schwab, yeah.
Yeah, he's a real bad guy, apparently.
I don't know, he's a globalist.
You know, so my opinion, I mean, I really don't have opinion on global.
He's like a, he's kind of like a George Soros type guy.
Yes, George Swarrow's, George Soros type of character.
You know, so, yeah, like I said, the World Economic Forum, they get together,
and they basically put forth something called the New World Order, and it's titled the New World Order.
It's not a conspiracy theory.
That's what they call it themselves.
It's from their own.
if you go and you can Google yourself and go on their website,
and it says New World Order, and their vision for the future,
it's a one-world government, all completely digitized currency,
and basically you will own nothing and you will be happy.
So basically, you know, physical ownership of, like, homes and vehicles
and, like, everything will be gone because it'll all be owned by the corporations
and everything's going to be like a, you know, like a universal basic income,
like a UBI.
You know what I'm saying?
Listen, you've got to understand
that automation is going to take over.
You know, algorithms and automation
is going to basically phase out
all aspects of manual labor
when it comes to like logistics
and a lot of other jobs.
I mean, I've been to, listen,
I walk into CVS and it's all fucking self-checkout now.
And there's just one chick walking around doing stock.
That didn't happen five years ago.
You go in, there'd be three or four cash registers
and you go in there wouldn't be any self-checkout.
You know?
and now I'm seeing videos of gas stations that are completely with no attendance there.
You walk in and everything's in vending machines on the inside,
and you pay with your car at the pump.
Yeah.
So, you know, like, this automation is going to take over.
It's going to phase out, you know, large sacks of society who are going to need income.
The large corporations are going to come in, the Amazon's, the fucking Jeff Bezos,
and the fucking, the Klaus Schwabes and the George Soros are going to come in.
And there's a whole new fucking global...
Cabal.
Cabal of people that have set up this whole new blueprint of how we're going to live our lives in the future.
And these guys control everything.
So, I mean, that's the new world order.
And how does Bill Gates tie into this?
Well, Bill Gates is a globalist.
And, you know, he has the Bill Gates and Melinda Gates Foundation, which they control, you know, large swaths of real estate.
They control, they have bio labs set up all over the world.
I mean, in fact, some of the bio labs that are in the Ukraine right now are funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
So, you know, and listen, the rabbit hole goes fucking as deep as you want to fucking climb.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like all of these fucking dirty slithering cock suckers are all in bed with each other,
and it's all so fucking convoluted and twisted together, it'll make your fucking headspin.
But you know what I mean?
The CIA one says it was a hoax.
I heard that Bill Gates was buying up all the land in the U.S.
Because he wanted to start basically creating like cheap processed food for everyone.
Like he wants to basically replace our food.
Well, he who controls the food and the money controls the people.
Right. And, you know, factory farming and maybe he's just a nice guy.
He's all about, that's one theory. That's one theory. Isn't Bill Gates, isn't it true that he's like all about pushing like, no meat, only vegan?
Oh no, I'm not, I hate him. Yeah, I don't know. I thought he's not nice anymore.
No. I actually thought he was like buying cattle and like was all about like controlling the factory farm.
I could be wrong. I should be wrong. But I heard that I heard that he was trying to like.
The CIA thing, that's a hoax.
What is this? Did Bill Gates briefed the CIA in 2005 about a mind-and-altering vaccine?
It was a 2020 hoax that said in 2005 he had briefed them, but it was actually a hoax.
Scroll down. Scroll down.
This is disinformation.
Fakes.
Fake news.
Bill Gates is right there and it's his voice and they're taught.
What is that? They were just playing around.
They were just, you know.
They just Photoshop the word hoax on top of it.
Let's see. Let's see.
I don't see any video.
What the fuck is this website?
Snopes?
The screenshot, though, that's the video.
I swear to God, I have that video.
So I have it either on my iPad or...
Austin, you gotta do some more digging to find the video.
Bill Gates has enough interviews.
You could chop up what he's saying.
I mean, Bill Gates, I mean...
And he talks about vaccines all the time.
I don't know how all the guy is, but you know that he's definitely...
I know, I heard somewhere, I don't know for a fact,
but I think this was proven, that he invested, like,
somewhere in the realm of like $20 million,
into
biointech
two months before
before
I think it was in
September
in September of 2019
or 2018 before the lab leak actually
happened so before there was some
there's some scientists in the lab in Wuhan
they got sick they were the first people to get sick
and get the coronavirus
so like two months before that
he invested like somewhere in the realm of like
$20 million in biointech the company that created one of the vaccines.
Okay, but keep in mind, this is a guy who's investing in stuff all the time.
He gave a TED talk that said the next pandemic isn't a if it's a when.
This was like three or four years before.
So he's been all in on the vaccine and the pandemic.
Like he, you know what I mean?
The last 10 or 15 years he's been talking about.
Here's the actual video.
Look at some of the work he's been doing over in Africa.
Here's the Bill Gates video that you were talking about earlier.
Look at those statistics.
Is this it?
Yes.
It shows it highlights part of the brain.
Yes.
Click on that.
is it.
On the left over here, we have individuals who are religious fundamentalist religious fanatics.
Oh, wow.
The expression of R2 PCR, real-time PCR.
That could that quick.
Expression of the BMAT 2 gene.
So our hypothesis is that these are fanatical people, that they have over-expression of the BMAT-2 gene,
and that by vaccinating them against this, we'll eliminate this behavior.
Trying to tell you guys.
This is a hoax.
Shh.
That's not a needy said he's got a vaccine.
It's going to fix it.
I don't even think that's Bill Gates.
Stop it.
That's Bill Gates.
No way.
Is an individual who's a religious fanatic and individual.
We've repeated this numerous times that has a high level for VMA two.
What the fuck is he saying?
I don't think that looks like Bill Gates.
This guy.
100% Bill Gates.
No way.
100%.
100.
100%.
You're 100%.
1,000%.
Listen to his voice.
You couldn't pick him out of a lineup.
That's Bill Gates, man.
Period.
He talks with his hands a lot.
It's the same gestures.
It's the same voice.
He's got the glasses.
He's not saying he's also not saying.
I can't hear this.
I can't hear this.
Can't when you watched on your own time?
It's like, it's like, it was it, 10 more minutes?
What is it?
Respiratory viruses?
such as flu or
or
vinoviruses
and
all right
Austin you can stop it
rew with the
fucking description
of this video
what is the description
of this video
try to tell you
click on the
no go up
go up
and then click
go down
click on the title
click on that
yeah
all right now pause it
Pentagon video leaked
briefing
on FunVAC
so wait
is it Bill Gates
you said
100%
yeah you were 100%
100%
100 that's a done
he said done deal
it doesn't say
Bill Gates's name
anywhere on here
the video was edited you can notice in some parts pixels i don't know man
no what you were sure second a hundred hundred percent anyways it's actually a hoax but
that's fine you guys were positive listen i'd have had all your money let's say right now bro
i'm a different person now listen what the fuck was he even talking about first of all it's not
even clear what the he never he was talking about a vaccine he was talking about the v mat gene
in the fucking you know that they can vaccine to suppress what do you mean no they fucking they can
suppress that gene to fucking make them not blow them shit up.
That's what the whole fucking first thing was about.
You can't just give somebody a gene to say, hey, there, I'm going to give you a gene.
It's not a gene. It's a vaccine that suppresses a certain gene in the fucking body.
They can do those things now, Matt.
You know they have that kind of technology now.
Then why aren't they hitting the transgender's with it?
Whoa.
Okay.
So, I mean, if you can do that, why aren't they saying, hey, you're criminal thinking.
Boom, they give you a vaccine.
And guess what?
Now you're not a criminal anymore.
Because the Supreme Court hasn't fucking said we could yet.
And we haven't gotten there yet.
They're not going to do this either.
And it's a hoax anyway.
It's a hoax.
Well, it's a fun hoax if it is.
Oh my God.
Find the YouTube comments.
We need to see the top YouTube comment on this video.
Or could we read the article that says it's a hoax?
What's the top comment said?
That's what I do you know.
We're going to YouTube.
It's not real.
But I think the concept was supposedly that it would suppress that gene.
Whether you interrupt, whether you interpret that as killing the person,
so they can spread their seed is not the matter.
But that wasn't the take idea as far as I can't understand it.
I mean, it wasn't that fucking clear what he was fucking talking about.
I don't even think it was Bill Gates.
It sounded a lot like Bill Gates.
It sounded a lot like Bill Gates.
I still think it's fucking true.
I'm just sticking to my fucking original.
Most scientists sound like Bill Gates.
I believe it. I believe it's awkward.
There's something awkward about.
Yeah, they're awkward.
They're nerdy.
They got that kind of their kind of have that Asperger thing.
going on a little bit. Listen, when you're that intelligent,
you know, you're not
hanging out, hanging out, hanging out,
you're not, farts and picking boogers with the rest
of the fucking teenage kids, you're not.
You're not charismatic. You're in a book. I understand.
You could have said it. Yeah, you're in a book.
Yeah. Okay, he also invested, okay, yeah, he invested 50
million into impossible foods
and actively finances beyond meat.
What I mean, he probably sees, what does that say, ginko,
Biowworks and Biomig as described
above? Fake food average.
Yeah, I mean, you know, plates, claims,
It is a real solution to climate change and solves environmental degradation while also ironing out animal welfare concerns.
It's all about climate change.
So he's buying more fucking farmland than anyone else in the country right now.
He's buying up so much farmland.
I got into a heated discussion with Matt because Matt thinks climate change is a hoax.
Matt doesn't believe in climate change.
He doesn't believe in global warming.
It's not that I don't believe it.
There is global, the earth has, throughout history has gotten cold and gotten hot.
It's got cold.
It's got hot.
And I don't think that we have that much to do with it.
I don't think we have, I mean, it depends what you consider it's that much.
I think there definitely is, man.
I mean, is there some.
Listen, human beings definitely contribute to it.
Since the dawn of the industrial revolution, we've been literally digging, digging fucking carbon up from the ground and putting it into the atmosphere and giant fucking quantities.
And if you don't think that has anything to do with the fucking.
I think you just told me that Bill Gaping.
Bill Gates is going to vaccinate everybody to make them non-terrorist, too.
So some of what you're saying, suspect.
Okay, I'm just saying science.
That's science.
Okay.
That's science, too.
And I don't go fuck what they're talking about.
That's, what's the fucking...
The problem is, the problem is, it's, there's way too much information out there
for any single person to comprehensively understand at once.
So it's just easier to pick one side and then argue whatever points that you hear
somebody else talk about.
Plus, we live in echo chambers.
You know, and everything that we look at online is tailored to only give us the information that we're looking for,
which kind of creates like these, like I said, these echo chambers.
So if I only let me only believe one thing.
Because every time I turn around, you're listening to something that's talking about the end of the world or the economy's crushing and this.
So fun.
Are you listening to this?
Are you listening to this?
I'm like, bro, please turn that off.
I know.
I get all fucking tuned up because you reset.
They're taking over, bro.
I'm painting.
Can we, please, can we just watch this movie?
Yeah, I get up a lean cuisine.
I tried to go to Starbucks the other day,
and when we got in there,
I ordered food, and then he just sat there
and looked at all the food and went,
I can't, I can't eat this.
I can't do this.
No, I can't, I can't.
Dude, fuck that garbage, that's in fucking Starbucks.
That shit is garbage.
It's, it's finger food that's been sitting in a refrigerator.
for four months that came from a fucking factory.
I got apples.
I got apples and some peanut butter.
I had to walk over to fucking...
Not bad.
It was okay.
What's the subplace I walked over to?
The someplace where you think, what, they went out and they killed the cows right there just
before you got there?
You don't think it was processed food that they cut up and stuck in there.
It had been there for months?
I'm a meat and cheese kind of dude.
You know what I mean?
I promise you, your stuff had been sitting in a refrigerator for six months someplace.
Just because it was warmed up and you saw them cut it up.
in front of you.
You gotta go, Shane?
No.
Oh, okay.
Why?
You're looking at your watch
like you gotta be somewhere.
I got a text message.
Oh, he's got the fucking eye watch.
Excuse me.
Sorry for asking.
Big shot.
Hey, he's not in the club.
You guys got three watches on them.
And none of them tell time.
I got the fucking $10 Casio.
I have used me, but.
I have a $500 Joe.
I have a freak.
I have a watch that came to me for free.
And it's the only thing it does is tell time.
Oh, yeah.
What kind of watches that again?
It's a standage.
the guy from the guy from
Yeah, yeah
Super cool
Yeah he's super cool
Hey I talk to him all the time
Have you ever had one of those
Beyond impossible things though
Those impossible meat burgers?
I have yeah
What do you think about them
You know they have them at Dunkin' Donuts
They're not that bad
I would get the one from Carl's Jr. a lot
Really?
Yeah
I've never been to Carl's Jr.
Yeah I was out in California
Carl's Jr.
That's big time out there
Yeah it was right by
Like where I was like in the neighborhood
I used to like so
And honestly it's like tastes like
the prison food. It tastes like the fucking patties they give you in prison because it's
soy. Yeah, it's what the fuck it is. And soy is really bad for you, isn't it? Dude, it's not, I mean,
I don't know. That's what's in prison I heard because we have a friend of ours, uh, Jake that was
in prison for a long time. He said he got man tits from all the soy he ate. Oh, estrogen that's in the
fucking soy. Yeah, there's estrogen in that shit. And, um, I do, I went vegan for a little while out in
California. Uh, and I lost like fucking, I lost like 14 pounds in 19 days. And I'm already skinny. So,
And it was fucking nuts.
Did he give you mantets?
I didn't, you know, this thing is I don't, I can't eat tofu.
Like, I can't eat the fucking, I hate tofu.
No, I can't eat the tofu and I can't eat the fucking, um, the soy.
You know what I mean?
So, I lost a lot of weight.
But I tell you what, I never felt better in my entire life.
Like, the amount of energy.
When you were vegan?
When I was vegan.
Really?
Yeah, I just, I always had, like, my energy, like, now it's like a roller coaster.
Because of my eating, like, I'll eat and like.
Low energy.
Yeah.
But, like, he doesn't.
drink coffee. Like everything I
I was also doing coke
every day. It's all coffee. No, I never
did cocaine. Sugar and everything
and all he eats is like carbs
and just... You ever met a vegan
who does a shitload of Coke?
No. I don't think I know
any vegans. Oh man.
Yeah, so needless to say... I have to know
somebody who's a vegan. I got off the vegan shit
because it was just like I was losing too much weight, man.
I didn't like the way I looked. But I felt
great. I felt fucking phenomenal.
Yeah, when I was running it,
every day. I was doing a lot of cardio and
a little bit of weights here and there, but...
I have more energy when I don't eat.
Sometimes I do like a five day, I do these five
day fast, like once a year, and when I get on like
day four, if I get on, like, you don't eat for five days? Yeah.
Stop it. When I get to day four or five, I have like
insane amounts of energy. No, no.
I can do three times the amount of pull-ups that I can normally do when I'm...
You don't, you weigh five, ten pounds a lot.
This guy... How much, how much weight do you lose
in those five days? It's got a lot. I don't know. I didn't really...
I didn't... What's your body type? You probably got endomorph?
I don't know what the fuck.
So there's three different body types.
There's ectomorph, esomorph, and endomorph.
What's the difference?
Endomorph is at the high end.
So it's like you gain weight really easy, but it's hard to lose it.
Ectomorph is where I'm at.
Like, I can't, it's hard for me to gain, but it's real easy for me to lose it.
And then in the middle, you kind of get to like the endomorph people who can fucking gain
and they can swing their weight wildly just based on their diet with a little effort.
I've weighed 165 pounds for like the last 10 years.
And you can pretty much.
I vary maybe a pound and a half to two pounds.
And what's your diet?
I mean, do you, like, restrict yourself to, like, I'm not going to eat carbs or just eat whatever you want.
Keto.
He is.
I try to do it.
It's not a joke.
Oh, my God.
I've tried it.
I don't know.
I don't do it anymore.
I eat whatever I want now.
I tried doing keto for a couple months.
I just, I couldn't do it.
That's rough.
It is rough.
It sucks.
I've never done it, but my roommates were on it, and I'm telling you what, I used to
fuck with them every night.
After I learned about keto, I stopped eating pasta.
So I used to eat fucking pasta at least one night a week.
But after that, after I learned about it, I just cut out like, I never, I rarely eat a plate of spaghetti or like pasta or whatever.
But I eat, I eat pretty much anything else.
But usually on the weekdays, I won't eat until like 11 or 12.
I just won't eat breakfast.
Noon, yeah.
But then after that, I fucking eat.
I gorge from like 5 o'clock p.m. until like 9 or 10.
I'll eat anything.
Everything.
Yeah.
My kids leftover.
So he's like a leftover ham sandwich and some cereal on the ground.
I just eat everything.
Yeah.
I literally eat all of his left.
Yeah, I'm a garbage disposal too, man.
Like, I fucking, like, 60% of my diet's carbs.
I just eat fucking pastas.
I eat the fucking bread.
Really?
Oh, yeah, I'll have a big bowl of soup in a bread bowl with a baguette on the side and fucking, you know, I fucking smash.
Like I said, I eat whatever I want, whenever I want.
Everybody's different.
Some shit works better for some people.
Some shit.
Yeah, I don't, I don't limit myself to portion size or anything like that.
I usually eat until I'm fucking until my belly hurts.
You know what I mean?
So I'm fucking feeling a little bit sick, to be honest with you.
Yeah, I don't like that.
And it doesn't really affect me, man.
And it doesn't, you know, like I stay 140, 145.
That's it.
Like, I can't, you know, I'll hit 150, 115 if I start working out.
And I'm doing the fucking weight gainer and the fucking creatine and all that shit.
But even that only puts about 10 pounds on.
Does creatine make you add, gain weight?
It puts water, yeah, it's water weight.
I mean, it makes you more rounder.
It puts water in your muscles and shit.
So it helps the recovery time and fucking, you look more rounder and fuller, you know,
so it helps everything else you're doing.
But, you know, when I'm doing all that shit, then I put like 10, 12,
sounds on me, but even then.
Yeah, man, it's crazy.
If you ever try fasting,
you have a lot of power and energy
after you've done it for a few days.
Man.
You get, you get...
If I skip one meal, dude, I'm fucking...
I don't know if...
Yeah, but it's fall out.
That's because you're addicted to food.
We're addicted to food.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, the one thing that we are addicted to more
than anything is food.
Fuck yeah.
Like, you really don't need food to survive.
There's a guy who fasted for like a year without eating food.
He didn't eat any food.
Didn't eat any food for a year.
If you could find him, Austin.
Was that to do?
He just got all.
is for energy from the sun. He said he fucking laid out
in the sun. He got all that fucking
the vitamin D. I think I read
about this guy too. I'm like, yeah, he's full of shit.
No, he's not full of shit. Dude, three days.
Three days without food. Three weeks without food.
You're done. You know, just the three rule.
Look, this guy did one year and 17 days.
Yeah, look at him. So you can get all the
nutrients you need. And he was fucking probably
300 pounds and he just lived off of all that
fucking bad. It just melted off.
Yeah, he lived off of all that for however
many days it was. Right, right.
I couldn't do that. I'd be dead in a week.
So, yeah. So that's the
difference. So when you start fasting, your body goes
into this ketosis. That's what the whole
keto thing comes from. It just starts eating itself. So now the
energy... Metabolizing its own fucking...
You're burning... You're burning fat
instead of carbohydrates.
So it's just the fat melts off.
That's why people who are fat when they do keto,
they lose weight really quick. Wow.
And you get better energy, like
more of a clean burning energy when you're
burning fat. And so keto's what? No carbs.
Zero carbs, pretty much.
No, no, there's like a... There's like a
percentage of your diet.
So only like 9% of your diet can be carbs, I think 30% protein and like 50% fat or 60% fat or something like that.
But my point was like one of the guys I have in here is a doctor who studies, he just studies metabolic health and brain health.
His name is Dom Daxino.
He comes in here.
He's fucking jacked, dude.
Massive fucking dude.
And he's a doctor at USF and he's a research scientist.
And he studies how he does like research on mice.
And he started doing it by testing, doing it.
tests on Navy SEALs. Navy SEALs who were getting oxygen toxicity, oxygen toxicity seizures
from the rebreathers from like, like trying to like, you know, go underwater, undercover without the
bubbles. And they were getting these seizures and he was doing tests on them with diet, like seeing
how they could avoid these seizures with different types of diets. And he found out that about
restricting carbs and putting them in ketosis. They were getting rid of that. And then that kind of like
transitioned into therapy for people who had epilepsy.
So people who had, he started testing it on epileptic people and then taking them off all their meds,
making them 100% keto, and they were literally being cured of epilepsy.
They were going from like having multiple seizures a day to no seizures for months.
It's fucking crazy shit.
And then anyways, so he was telling me after like seven days of fasting, he could deadlift something like 500 pounds, like for 20 reps.
No shit.
Like more than he normally does, which is insane.
but
yeah ketosis shit's crazy
I don't know if I could
I don't know if I could do it
I just I enjoy the fucking
yeah I enjoy it so much
I hate I hate
Matt's so burnt right now
yeah he doesn't do them
he doesn't do carbs at all
Matt just drinks pure sugar from Starbucks
He survives on diet
Sprite and fucking
spoonfuls of peanut butter
Hey I love the spoonful of peanut butter
I eat at least one spoonful of peanut butter
a day
maybe every other day
I'm asking man
I'm not kidding
He's not happening
He's debunking conspiracy
He's debunking dius
He's doing it all
Listen I was I'm still
I'm still convinced that was real
Oh my God
I always forget about the fucking Illuminati tattoo
In the top of your head
Show me that again
That thing's fucking sick
You all see
Hey what is that conspiracy theory
Speaking of Illuminati
What's the conspiracy theory
I just learned about it yesterday
But I forget what it's called
It's like a god of reflections
What?
There's like a name for it.
Fuck.
What's the premise?
I don't even know, but it's like,
it's supposed to be that's one of,
I know exactly what that's it,
what that is then.
No,
the god of reflection,
type in conspiracy.
That's Matt.
Narcissus.
Yeah.
But there's like a whole,
there's like a whole,
like crazy icon on it.
He somehow,
it somehow ties into
free masonry.
I don't know.
No, I'm,
I'm,
what is it?
Oh my God.
I didn't get the newsletter on that one.
What is the moon hoax?
We definitely didn't go to the moon.
Oh my God.
We definitely didn't go to the moon.
Matt, did we go to the moon?
We went to the moon.
Definitely not.
We didn't go to the fucking moon, man.
You know that.
We sent three assholes up there in a tin can.
How the fuck did they get through the fucking the radiation belts?
That cut the van eyes and radiation belts.
There was nothing to protect them from the radiation.
Stop. Stop.
You're not a scientist.
And then, how did they tell a day in real time, broadcast.
fucking their
their signal and their video
to every person in America on live TV
in the 60s?
It was...
Yeah.
From the moon?
Oh my God.
Are you telling me that there's
thousands of scientists
that know how they're done,
but there's always one quack on YouTube
that says some bullshit
and certainly all these people like...
I knew it.
Plenty of science.
The flag!
There's no wind.
The flag is moving in the...
Oh, how did they do?
Where's the stars?
Stop.
Stop.
I've watched this documentary.
Come on.
Have you seen pictures?
Focus on time on something else.
I've watched them.
That's a great one, Matt.
What should we spend our time on?
I don't know.
No, I'm not convinced.
It was political, man.
It was political.
Documentaries, I'm like,
eh, no.
It makes some good points.
What was it about?
They were trying to beat the Russians.
It was the Cold War.
But we didn't.
We were trying to beat the Russians to the moon,
and that, you know, we wanted to,
because America has to be first and everything.
And that's what it was at that time.
We weren't.
We were just coming out of fucking World War II,
It was fucking late, you know, it was late 60s.
And there was this whole, everything's American, everything's made here in America, America number one.
I mean, which we're living in the fucking zombie remnants of that now, which is all we're all horde and prostituted out to the fucking corporations.
That's a different fucking story.
But at that time, that was the climate.
What did you ever?
So we had to be fucking, I told you, I had all that got that medal before we got down here.
We fucking, it was the space race, man.
We had to be first.
It was polluted.
But we weren't first.
We didn't have the first satellite.
We didn't put the first.
Man into space
The Russians were first
Think about this though
We happen to land on the moon
Sputnik 1
We're sending
Fucking regular citizens
We're sending
Jeff Bezos
And Richard Branson
Are flying into space
For fun
20 years from now
He'll be telling you that never happened
But we haven't gone to the moon
Since we've gone to the moon
Since we've gone to the moon the first time
Right didn't
Then we only go once
They said we lost the technology
No we didn't
We didn't
They said that
Who said that?
NASA
Who said that
Chris?
NASA said that NASA themselves said that we no longer have the technology to get to the moon.
It was lost.
All of those programs, the Apollo program, I'm telling you right now, do it.
Give it a gog.
Pull it up.
Gosh, dang.
Tell me where you have someone, an employee, current employee of NASA that said we couldn't go to the moon right now.
We don't have the technology.
I think private industry could get us to the moon back right now.
The rockets that we used to take that, we mean, if they put it together made a plan, but we don't currently have one.
Like there's no game plan.
You have to have a plan.
There's no game plan.
Like the technology that took it to the moon, the lunar module and the fucking.
No, they can't go jump in a ship and fly there right now.
No, they're going to have to put something together.
Austin,
Austin, click the one and said, why did we lose the ability to go to the moon?
That's like me saying that I can't currently, you know, I can't currently fly.
No, you're right.
I don't have a jet in the parking lot.
I'm going to have to go get somebody.
Read this.
Matt, will you read this in your nice voice?
No.
Come on, go ahead, read it.
No, I'm not going to read it.
That's going to have to get it to read it to us.
Yeah.
Why did we lose the ability to go to the moon?
This answer is true.
There were two accidents, a fire on the launch pad of Apollo 1 that took the lives of three astronauts and an exploding oxygen tank on Apollo 13 that crippled the mission.
But those astronauts were able to return safely to Earth thanks to even more team.
That's not why we lost.
It's not really an answer to this question.
That's not an answer.
That's nothing to do with it.
Right.
But why haven't we gone?
Why don't you think we've gone to the moon since then?
What year did we go to the moon 50 years ago?
69.
Why the fuck?
They landed in 69, but they've been...
So, okay, so you gotta think about NASA as, like,
you have to think about NASA as like just another branch of the government
because that's essentially what they are.
So when it comes down, so they have all these programs put in the place that are,
that have upkeep, you know what I mean, like the rockets and, you know,
all of the programs and that all the systems that are used for launch
and all of the supporting systems and all that shit,
these are all programs that they have in NASA.
And once one of those programs are retired
And they don't have a replacement program for that fucking
That whatever that that goal
Then they just no longer have the technology
Because the, okay, the rockets that we used to get to the moon in 69
We're like Apollo rockets.
They don't fucking use those rockets anymore
That technology, they don't even have it.
What was the technology?
Even just the boot, the rocket boosters themselves
They don't have the equipment.
Even like to upkeep the fucking...
It's not the technology.
You still know the technology.
Doesn't Elon buy his rockets from Russia?
It's worth about...
completely different system.
Like they're using, he's got his own engineers and shit
working on like the rocket boosters and the
way the fuel deliveries and everything.
They can't just go digging Apollo rocket
up and wheel it to the fucking launching pad
and put it into the air. Like the systems
used to even launch those rockets don't even exist anymore because
you know NASA's always putting new things in the plane.
You've got the advent of everything was
analog back then in 69. Nothing was
digital. Everything was done analogs.
You fucking switches and relays. We don't
use switches and relays anymore. Everything's fucking digital.
through Wi-Fi.
So you've got to think about it.
So now, if they haven't sat down
and be like, okay, we need a plan to go to the moon,
then they just don't have a fucking plan
to get there. It's not like hopping
into your Ferrari or your car and driving
to public. Do you think
that if they sat down
over the weekend, they could come up with
a plan? I mean, yes.
Absolutely. And then it'd take them six months
to a year to put the, maybe two years
to build the rockets, to put it
together. But could we go to the
moon in two years from right now,
if the United States government wanted to.
Yes.
I'm going to say yes.
Absolutely.
Or.
So I feel that was a 180.
A lot of people say 160.
160 is not true.
That's a 180.
That's a complete turnaround.
360.
360.
Sorry, 360.
A lot of people say 360, but that's not sure.
There's a 180.
So now you're saying we can go.
You're just saying that right now they don't have the equipment or a plan to go.
No, of course not.
You don't keep that around because we don't need to go every six months.
But they could go.
They wanted to go.
Also, there's really no point.
point of putting human beings on the moon
when they can just send these drones up there to fucking
rover all they've checked it out there's
listen it's dead it's a rock
well see what the plan was it is it
is it or what if
what if it's hollow
that's where all the Nazis went
it's a Dyson sphere and they're living
it's a Dyson sphere exactly
they're living inside of a Dyson sphere
which is the moon we just went and seen a movie
I just went to see a movie at the theater
where that doesn't matter they're living inside
that the moon was actually a fucking alien
spaceship and it was fucking
it's been there since like the beginning
of time like this is just a recent movie that was
just out actually
moonfall
it was called moonfall
because there was some like
amateur astronomerist that figured out the moon and kept
getting closer and closer to the earth
what what is the official
narrative on how the moon got there
isn't it? Yes didn't we get hit by a giant
this earth there's two theories
okay so there's there's what is like the accepted
theories I know the mainstream
the mainstream archaeology
archaeological theory is that they...
What's the non-conspiracy theory that Matt Cox would accept?
Well, there's no...
Neither one of these are conspiracies.
This is both mainstream science.
One was, when the Earth was in its early, you know, forming stages,
I believe it was either a comet or an asteroid came
and knocked off, either split it in half or knocked off a very large chunk of it.
And because of the way the rotation of the Earth happens...
They were spinning it.
They were spinning. They both created two bodies.
One being a satellite of the Earth and one being Earth itself.
And that's one theory.
The second theory is that the moon is just a collection of debris left over from when the Earth was forming,
not formed by like a giant cataclysm with something actually hitting the Earth.
And there's actually evidence for both because a lot of the dust and shit that they find on the moon is created from, you know,
space dust and like other rocks that and other elements that aren't found here on Earth.
I heard of the theory that there was like another Earth, like an Earth 2 that collided with this Earth.
and then created...
Well, that's part of his theory,
is basically they're saying
the formation was that
when all of these different bodies
were slamming in each other,
there were two bodies that slammed in each other,
and as they slung around,
one became, you know, as they're rotating,
one became the Earth,
and one was the moon,
it was just kept in its gravitational field
and it kept rotating, that was it.
And then the moon became a satellite.
And they say that without the moon,
life on Earth wouldn't be possible.
Gravitation.
Oh, it creates...
It would be vastly different.
You know, the moon is tidal-locked, so the rotation of the moon, the rotation of the Earth is intrinsically synced with the, you know, the rotation of the moon.
And then it was tidal-lock, so it controls the tides on Earth.
It controls the tide.
That's a good one.
Yeah, so like I said, the moon, you know, we wouldn't be here if it weren't for the moon.
I actually just walked a documentary.
I mean, we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Jupiter.
Yes.
Jupiter sucks in all the asteroids.
shields us from a lot of...
It's got insane gravity.
Yeah.
But what's like 300 times the size of the Earth or whatever?
Giant gas, it's a gas giant.
Yeah, and I just watched a documentary the other day.
They were talking about...
It was actually...
I don't know, it was a documentary.
It was one of these videos I watch on YouTube.
I followed on rabbit holes.
It was saying how...
There's like the rare life theory
where they're saying that life is either one of two things.
It's either extremely abundant in the solar system and the galaxy,
or it's extremely rare.
and that, you know, what we have here on this earth is just like an extremely fucking random anomaly.
And not only that, the progression of like the human of us being able to, you know, think introspectively about our existence, you know, about, you know, existentialism in itself, it's saying that it's even more rare than that.
Hmm.
And there's evidence for both.
You know, I had Randall, Randall, you know who Randall Carlson is?
I do, yeah.
I talked to him about it.
He was telling me about one of the theories that he thinks,
I mean, I don't know if he was just explaining one of the popular theories.
What?
Oh, did he?
Yeah.
I'm going to say, he didn't say not to talk about it.
He didn't say that he believed this,
but he was talking about a theory that was explained to him
that the moon was man-made.
I don't know the details of it.
I'm sure you could find a YouTube video on it.
Right.
But he's a Freemason.
What's it made out of?
The Freemason, no lot.
Cheese.
I don't know. I don't know. What could be made out of?
I mean,
I mean, the aliens could have put it here to
because they knew that if they put that giant,
you know, whatever here that.
Hey, whatever happened. That's their base. There was an article that came out
a couple months ago that the Chinese
Chinese version of NASA
found like a black structure on the moon.
on the dark side of the moon in one of the craters
Yeah they found like a box looking structure
And they were sending out
They were sending out a rover to go find it
They said it was going to take a month to get there
Can you find that?
Did you, did I show you this
That Chris sent me about the zooming in on the moon
This guy
They zoom in
Zoom in
This is going to be like a gag
No
It's going to be the guy
No this is Chris like
Chris believes this
Like see the little things
right there.
Watch the dick pop up.
That's not a dick.
What are you doing?
Yeah, but these TikToks are so,
I know.
It looks so real.
And basically what I told Chris was, I said,
so it's somebody who's skydiving on the moon.
What's a big deal, Chris?
And it was like, yeah, it's aliens skydiving
on the moon. Is that what you're saying? I said, yeah, it's
fucking aliens. What's your issue
with aliens? And Chinese
Rovers spots a weird lot. Yeah, yeah, this is it.
When was this published?
December 7th. Yeah, so this is when it was published.
It was a couple months ago, December or three or four months ago.
And there's a picture of, yeah, see that thing?
That was like everyone.
Same thing in Matt's video.
I was going to say, but.
Man, that's fuzzy.
But they said, they said, it's always just out of frame and fuzzy.
They were going to send something over there to go check it out.
And then there was, I never saw anything after that.
That's awesome.
Listen, we're bound to find something.
I mean, did you imagine if different countries populated the moon?
Like, you didn't like six months.
Once ago, they say that, look, there are UFOs.
Like, they came out, like, they came out and said, look, they're UFOs.
These things are flying around our jets.
We see them.
They went in the ocean.
We don't know what they are.
There's a theory about that, though.
Nobody said shit.
There's a theory that they're just saying that because that's their shit.
And they don't want everybody to know that they have the government or whoever, like these, they have the technology.
So they're like, yeah, it's UFOs.
You guys are right.
Even if they did.
You guys are absolutely right.
We don't know what these, we don't know what these things are.
Okay, so even if they said that.
They out maneuver our.
fucking part playing. Right. Even if they did,
they did just say they're UFOs.
Yes. So you're saying that the government
just said, hey, they're UFOs,
they're moving very fast, we don't know what they are.
This is how fast they're going. They just admitted it. There wasn't
massive panic. They,
the government admitted something? Yeah.
Are you serious? Whatever the government
admits, yeah. The opposite is probably true.
Okay. So if they said they don't know what they are,
then they definitely know. They probably definitely know what the fuck they are.
If they're saying we don't know what they are,
they appear to be UFOs, we don't know.
So what's the opposite?
Tell me what happened.
I think that it's technology that the United States has their hands on and they're testing.
Okay.
That's what I think.
Either way, once again, you guys are missing the point.
Either way.
Jesus.
I was not, you're not understanding.
Either way, they're saying there are UFOs.
So what I'm saying is they just said, hey, there are UFOs.
People didn't have massive panic.
they didn't go nuts
People didn't stop paying their bills
Yeah but so I mean
But I mean
The society's pretty fucking jaded
Here in 2022
Right so why why about it?
From all the shit that's going on
Well if if
Imagine if on the front page of the New York Times
They showed a fucking flying saucer
Landing on the line of the white
Front lawn of the White House
And they showed him the fuck they showed
I think people would still pay their mortgages
I think they'd still go to work
You still have jerkoffs going to work every day
Yeah absolutely
Like fuck that I'm out here
I think there'd be more YouTube videos on it
think would change?
Nothing.
I think Rogan would do a couple of podcasts.
I think that I'd do one.
I'd yell at him to do one and he'd say,
I'm not doing anything trending.
I'm not doing it.
All these jackoffs on YouTube doing it.
I'm not doing it.
Alex Jones would do one.
I'm going to yell about how these people treated me when I flew.
I bucked the system.
Right.
So he wouldn't do it.
You'd get somebody on here, scientists, to talk about it.
But in the end, I think everybody,
would wash their cars and take their kids.
It's like that movie, it's like that movie, don't look up.
Yeah.
Have you seen that?
Oh, yeah.
Such a great fucking movie.
Yeah, it's a good movie.
It's a great movie.
Funny as fuck.
Yeah, it was good.
I think, I think people would, uh, I think it'd be like, when 9-11, when everyone
became, like, super patriotic and, like, everyone was, like, pro-America.
No, there wasn't all this, like, divided, like, Trump versus the woke.
I think everyone would start to become a little bit more level-headed.
For a little bit.
For a little bit.
For a little bit.
Biden would, they'd have to walk Biden out
on the yard and show them where it is.
What is that?
I think if we realized, is that Air Force 2 or 1?
No. No.
If we had, our aliens.
If we realized that there was like another threat,
like an existential threat outside of the earth,
we would kind of team together a little bit more than we are now for sure.
That's not even possible.
Like the idea that aliens would come down here and invade.
No, we're not ready yet.
No, but I mean like what would, like if you could get to the earth from across
the galaxy or universe,
then we're not much of a threat.
Like, you've got all of our problems beat.
I think they're waiting to come down.
I think they're waiting to reveal themselves to us.
And I think they check on us every once in a while,
and then they'll come down and they'll see Boziac tattooing some girl's asshole.
They say, not ready.
They're not ready.
It's like when you're baking cookies in the oven and you're checking.
Nope, no, 10 more minutes.
Yeah, these monkeys just figured out how to split the atom.
You know what I mean?
They're going to blow themselves up.
I think that's why they're coming out already.
I have a new proposition.
Okay.
Okay.
I say we need to start a GoFundMe.
And if that GoFundMe can hit $10,000,
I will get Danny and HatRack's face tattooed on my ass cheeks.
Nice.
We're not doing a GoFundMe.
Okay, well, we'll do it YouTube Live.
Is that how we're going to do it?
We're not going to scan people out of GoFundMe because you know GoFundMe took all the truckers money, right?
Well, no, because not if you're up front exactly about what you're not supporting the goddamn GoFundMe.
What trucker?
The Canadian truckers.
Oh, they get a piece of that, don't they?
There was a whole GoFundMe set up to support the truckers, and there was, I forget how much money.
There was, I think it was close to $100,000 or even a million dollars that was donated to support the Canadian truckers because they didn't want to get vaccinated because they fucking driving a truck.
So he said, no, we're not doing that as in we're not doing the tattoos or we're not doing GoFundMe.
No, he didn't like that.
GoFundMe didn't like the cause or whatever.
I don't know what happened, but they thought that it wasn't moral.
It was political.
And they took the fucking money.
No way.
Okay, once again, I cannot imagine that they just took a million dollars of these people.
They had to get threatened by the government, okay, for fraud.
And I guess it looks like that they were refunding.
Did they refund everybody?
Yeah. I'd like to, I'd like to.
10 million in donations.
Listen, first of all, I'd like to say, I'm the voice of reason here.
Not you because you don't say anything crazy, but between these two, I feel like I'm the voice of reason.
And that bothers me when I'm the voice of reason.
How bad is it?
What do you mean?
Waste of reason.
Like, he's like, they took a million dollars.
They didn't take it.
Like, I don't even know what this is.
Let's find out what actually happened.
Immediately, if we find out, they refunded it.
They refund the money.
You know, he, you know, we can't get to the moon.
We can't, we don't have the technology.
We can never go.
We don't, we lost this.
No, basically, it's just because we don't have the, currently have the rockets, right?
Well, yeah, we could go.
Well, let's see.
Did they refund the money?
Let's find out.
What did Ron DeSantis say?
It is fraud for GoFundMe to commandear $9 million in donations,
sent to support the truckers and give it a cause of their choosing.
I will work with A.G.R.
to investigate these deceptive practices.
These donors should be given a refund.
So they had to fight.
Governors of fucking states had to fucking tweet and fight.
They tweeted.
They get the money back.
They refunded $10 million.
They were like, he had to fucking type this tweet on his phone.
So listen.
Oh my God.
I mean, literally like on a Monday they get a tweet and they are like,
look, we have 90 days to return the money.
We were planning on returning it anyway.
Relax, calm down.
And they returned it.
So we're not using GoFundMe then.
So we're not.
That's why we're not going to use that's why you're not.
Yeah, of course.
Because they have a, they probably have a certain time.
I don't think we should use GoFundMe, Matt Cox.
I don't, listen.
I look, I don't even want your names or your faces out of that.
I just thought that was like a, I'm going to.
No, no, we're not doing names.
We're doing full portraits, baby.
Full color portraits.
Hell yeah.
Full color portraits.
Listen, we don't have to use GoFumme.
Fuck GoFund me.
I just, that's the factto go-to go-to.
for crowdfunding.
We can set up a Patreon tier.
It's crowdfunding.
Set up a patron tier.
Okay.
Where it's whatever, a thousand bucks,
$2,000,
whatever it might be for a tattoo.
What if you don't reach it?
What are we gonna do?
You're gonna have people come on?
I'm tattooing my ass cheeks.
If it's 9,500, not 10.
Who would you tattoo on your ass cheeks?
Who would you like me to tattoo in my ass?
He just said he was doing me and you.
Yeah.
For 10 Gs.
For 10 Gs?
Where were you?
Well, we got to figure out the Patreon tears.
And you got to label them and you got to put the price on it.
and then we can either do that or we can do donations live on YouTube on YouTube live.
We're in.
I mean, I'll promote it.
Nobody watches my channel, but I'll promote it.
Would the tattoo gun be mobile enough to put in here and like...
It's wireless.
Oh, it's wireless.
You're okay with this?
I got bad, mine's battery.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
I'm just making sure.
Fuck yeah, dude.
Yeah, it's not like a fucking giant.
I'll get a tattoo live on the podcast if someone donates enough money.
Okay.
I'll tattoo you live on the podcast.
I got to actually, I have a tattoo that I want to get already.
So we could start with that one and then we can do other side ones for money.
Yeah.
A whore my skin out.
Is it a blimp?
Another blimp?
No, it's not.
Okay.
What is it?
You guys checked out my Instagram, yeah?
My tattoo Instagram.
Not recently, but I have seen it, yeah.
Boziac conundrum.
Anything new on there?
The Boziac.
I have a whole new one.
Oh, do you really?
What's your new Instagram?
Pull it up.
What's called?
Boziac.
I NK?
Boziac.
Dot I NK?
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't follow that one.
Um.
It's tight.
Anyways, what was I saying?
I was thinking about earlier.
You did all these?
Yeah.
Sick.
Yeah, it's all my work.
What if on the moon, all these countries like Russia, China, and the U.S., we, like,
established our own bases on the moon?
The moon is so fucking tiny.
It would be dope.
There's no borders on the moon.
Yeah.
So what the fuck would that look like?
It would be straight up fucking battles and wars going on.
Oh, yeah.
There would be.
That's like that movie with Brad Pitt.
Yeah.
Astronaut.
Yeah, exactly.
And there was like the Wild West out there shooting at each other on fucking.
How fucking insane is that?
That was a great.
That was a great fucking scene, right?
They're fucking shooting at him.
One guy gets his face blasted.
That's the dude that fell asleep when I was tattooing his face.
That's him?
Yeah.
Damn, that guy's fucking psycho looking.
Oh, what went wrong in his life of this guy?
It's just like how bad was his childhood?
Yeah, he was fucking, he was a character.
But yeah, man, I did, I have been 10-old a long time.
Hell yeah.
I like him.
Thanks, man.
Keep going.
I'm thinking about trying to get into a shop out here in Tampa, Florida somewhere.
There's a lot around here.
A lot of Tampa, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you guys know anybody,
where do you live right now?
I'm, like, out in, like,
north Tampa,
like,
out towards Wesley Chapel.
Okay.
This is better than fucking Lakeland where Matt Cox lives.
Lakeland.
I live in Wesley Chapel.
Oh,
I know you lived in Lakeland.
My bad.
Yeah,
a little something,
something.
I'm not like,
I'm not like the baddest dude ever,
but,
you know,
what I do,
I try and do it super clean,
so.
Yeah,
those are dope.
I like them.
I need a boziac tattoo.
Yeah, we need to get some Osiac tattoos, bro.
I'm down, dude.
I'll bring on my equipment next time.
Hell yeah.
Dude, I was going to ask you, Matt, what do you think about, what do you think about, you see like, or you, what do you think about, you see shit like, putting people on the moon, fucking Elon shooting these rockets into space, trying to buy shit like Twitter.
I mean, listen, those are power moves by fucking billionaires.
Those are billionaire power moves.
And then, okay, they're power moves, but even, even like, fucking.
Mozart or
or Michelangelo
Salvador Dali
the Empire State Building
Kanye West
I'm dying to see how this comes together
all of the most insane human innovations
in the history of the world
sure
what if it's all just an elaborate
mating ritual
what
listen I have an hour and a half drive
a mating ritual
yeah
what if it's like a peacock
like a peacock
has this fucking beautiful, broad, extravagant display of feathers.
For breeding.
All it is is to attract a mate.
What if all this crazy shit is that's all it is?
It's just an elaborate fucking mating call that us monkeys do to impress other monkeys.
To what?
You have a point.
No, to attract them fucking meat.
You have a point at the very base level of everything is really...
But we just come up with a backstory of meaning.
We create our own backstory that has some elaborate meaning that we attach to it.
We're all just trying to get late.
We're all just trying to fuck.
to further the species
on some like
you're talking about like
on some primal level.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you think about that theory?
That thinks it's funny.
It's bullshit.
I get it.
It's bullshit.
I,
I,
I,
on some level,
I'm sure that that's a huge part of it.
Or a part of it.
Yeah.
You know?
What is that pyramid?
We talked about the pyramid before where
the first part of the pyramid
is just trying to kind of be safe.
And then the next,
the next higher level is to kind of, you know, you want security.
Is that Maslow?
And then, yeah, there's another level is like, you know, about having, like, future security.
And the next level is kind of about your legacy.
And the next level, you know, it's that.
Fuck that pyramid.
What about that pyramid?
I don't know anything about.
I don't know, really know even the name of the first pyramid I was talking about.
I think that's Maslow's hierarchy you're talking about.
What is this guy doing?
That makes a lot of sense.
Can he pull that?
What are you pulling up the, what happened to the pyramid?
We're talking to the pyramid.
He doesn't pull anything up.
Nobody's paying attention.
All these people want to go home.
The guy you're paying to work
the switches.
What about like the period?
He's done.
Like all these fucking bots that live on Twitter.
Like what percentage of tweets that you read
are fucking are just bots?
I was just erasing.
I don't read tweets.
Do the crypto people get into your comment section?
Oh my God.
It's insane.
Hey, I trade with John Johnson.
Oh, John's wonderful.
He made me hundreds of thousands of
Oh, I know, John.
He just cashed.
Yeah.
I go in there and just remove, remove.
Dude, it's insane.
Whether it's crypto, whether it's politics, whether whatever it is, if you type out a certain
thing and talk about a certain thing, whether it's politics or crypto, you're going to get
all these fucking comments with the same fucking thing.
There's so many fucking bots on Twitter.
They say it comes from Russia.
A lot of it comes from Russia.
Well, there's a Russian farms.
What's that lady's name who did the...
Ted Talk?
No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's her name?
Renee Doresta?
talks about there's like even in Saudi Arabia
Saudi Arabia is one of the biggest
what was it the king of Saudi Arabia or the kingdom of Saudi Arabia
they were the biggest group that fought back
against Elon taking over Twitter they did not want Elon to
take over Twitter because he's like all you know he wants to make it
more balanced in China they have state sponsored hacking
right where they just fund they buy buildings and they just
pack it full of people that are on computers 24 hours a day
trying to hack into everything in America
everything they indicted a bunch of those guys
yeah a ton of those guys they died it that's the problem
That's the problem with free speech on Twitter.
Where do you draw the line?
Like, what was the purpose of the free speech?
What was the purpose of...
Well, there isn't a line for free speech, right?
There is.
There is, because they have a community.
They have community guidelines.
There's rules they have to follow.
For who?
Who are you talking about?
For Twitter.
For Twitter.
For Twitter.
Yeah.
There's, like, it's supposed to be free speech, but the reason that they ban people is
for reasons, right?
They're trying to avoid doxing.
They're trying to avoid, like, real calls for violence on people.
Yeah, I was going to say, I could see violence.
I could see violence to me.
Violence would really probably be the only thing that I could say,
hey, look, you just can't advocate violence.
Like, at that point, I'd be good.
And that was their ultimate reason for banning Trump, right?
They're saying that he inside of the January 6th riots or whatever.
Yeah, it would have to be pretty specific violence.
You'd have to be pretty, for me to say,
listen, we got a wife.
You can't say that.
Like, it would have to be pretty specific.
Yeah, that whole thing was very vague.
The whole Trump ban shit was fucking wild, man.
Like, if you think about it, dude, that's the wildest fucking shit ever.
Of president getting banned from social media.
Because that right there lets you know that the people who run these companies are part of, you know, a particular fucking agenda and a part of a particular fucking side of the political fucking.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's obvious.
For sure.
It's fucking straight, fucking obvious.
When something like that happens, it's like, okay, then there is an agenda and there is fucking some kind of, uh,
ulterior fucking motive here.
You know, and it's just like, what the fuck?
That's insanity. That's pure fucking insanity.
That that's happening.
And the other, there's lots of other, like, Milo Unopoulos getting banned.
The other person who got banned, I forget who it was, but some person tweeted a man is
not a woman or something like that.
They got banned.
Fired immediately.
Suspended from Twitter permanently.
It's crazy, man.
This guy I know, this political commentator kid that posts a lot of shit on YouTube,
Kyle Kalinsky
he posted replying to some sort of
political tweet from somebody like
mocking the dude and then
posted that gif of the head exploding
you know the gift from that movie it's like a
it's a giff of like this guy with a clay head
and his head just explodes and it's
like clearly like
clay fake animatron or like special effects
and they
they fucking blocked it and suspended his Twitter
profile saying that it was like
depicting acts of violence or whatever but you can find a
million other tweets using that same fucking
GIF. But it's because this guy's like a left-leaning commentator or whatever. I mean,
they enforce the rules when and how they want to on who they choose to, period. That's all part
of it. It's all part of it. It's definitely suspicious. Like, like, the board trying to block Elon from
buying it. Yeah. It's suspicious because what is he going to find? Like, is there something that he
could find that he would expose that goes deep, like really deep? I don't know. Maybe I don't even
know if it's that deep. I think that they just, they don't, they don't want to, they don't want him to change
what they got going on.
They don't need that kind of ink on Sugar Mountain.
You know what I'm talking about?
They don't fucking, they don't fucking, they got,
what they're got what they're trying to do.
You know what I'm saying?
They got what they're trying to do, and he knows that they're,
he's going to come in and he's going to just fucking fuck their shit up.
He's going to cause chaos.
Why would it matter when they're going to make all that money?
I mean, his, the price that he offered for share.
I don't think it's about the money.
What is it about?
It's about their agenda.
It's about their agenda.
Yeah, it's about their agenda.
Why is their agenda so much more important than making millions and millions of dollars?
Because they're probably, because the people,
Oh, and Twitter are already multi, multi, multi, multi, millionaires.
They're already, you know, once you've got...
The agenda is all part of it.
So they think, like, so they think they have some agenda that is, that is so moral and so
just that it is more important to make...
It might not be moral and just.
Yeah, I wouldn't say it's an agenda.
Maybe, in their opinion, they think so, yeah, but...
In their mind, it must be.
Yeah.
Maybe.
I mean, you understand, like, the difference between, if you have, like, you're worth two trillion
and you're worth $3 trillion, you do understand that it's not like you get a bigger car.
Like, nothing really changed.
There was a study done, and they said after about $70 or $80,000 or $170 or something like that $1,000 a year, your life doesn't really improve.
Like your state of well-being, your means, it doesn't really improve up to that point.
You know, so like a lot of these people, they're just not motivated by the money anymore.
It's just not even about that.
It's like they lived through some altruistic.
They think that their view of the world is altruistic and that it's the one.
way.
Push that on people.
And yeah, it's a mental illness.
It's a literal fucking mental illness.
But it doesn't seem like it's, it doesn't feel like it's like, nah, we don't want
them to do it.
Our answer's no.
Like, they panicked and went to an extreme to block it.
But, okay, so why say somebody that's more left-leaning and more liberal does the same
exact thing and has no zero consequences?
Or for granted, they do something even way crazier.
Like they'll say something way fucking more wild than that.
You know what I mean?
They'll make some fucking kind of like some feminist will say fucking all white men need to die or all women need to abort male babies.
And that's just fucking allowed to float around on Twitter.
Those people don't get taken off.
But he says something that can be misconstrued and all of a sudden now he's down and fucking barred from the platform.
Come on, man.
Come on.
It's a fucking obvious.
It's obvious.
Yeah, it is obvious.
It's wild, man.
There's so many different variables.
There's a lot of different.
Like Saudi Arabia.
And at the end of the day...
What are you going to do about Saudi Arabia?
What do you can't tell Saudi Arabia?
They're not going to use bots and they're not going to ban people for saying shit.
I mean, at the end of the day, it's a private corporation.
It's not a public utility.
It's a private corporation that they can pretty much do whatever they want with their product.
Whether, you know, and it's just because of the way things are,
it's like the de facto public square for people to communicate.
And it's like, what do you do?
Didn't he say he wanted to take it private?
He said if he bought it, he would take it private.
What was the point of him taking it private?
It's a publicly traded company now.
It's publicly traded, but he said he wanted to make it private.
If he bought it, if he bought it outright, he would...
He said that's the only way to fix it.
Because then you wouldn't have to be beholden to your share members.
Your shareholders.
You're not beholden to your shareholders.
You don't have to have a board of directors that keeps coming in and saying,
look, we're not making money.
We have to do this.
We have to do that.
we have to do this if it's just a private owner.
The board is the only ones that have the board.
You're legally obligated to make money for your investors.
You have to.
Jack Dorsey, Jack Dorsey just tweeted something.
He tweeted something crazy like two days ago or yesterday about the board of directors.
And he was saying how this is like some fucking crazy fraud movie that he's going through.
It's like the board, what he's witnessed over the past 10 years in Twitter, he's like there has to be some sort of Hollywood thriller made about this because there's like these coups that are happening within the company.
what did he say find the exact quote for what he said
try the trick click the new york post one
just jerk off takes cold showers everything
he does
Jack Dorsey rips
keep going there is it what
yeah he said it's it's consistently
been the dysfunction of the company
Dorsey said later when he asked about
another user he was
allowed uh if he was allowed to say this he replied
no um in another
in another tweet Dorsey responded to the user
who quoted the venture capitalist Fred
Destin is praising the Silicon Valley
Prover
Good boards don't
Good boards don't create
good companies
But a bad board
Will kill a company every time
Keep going down
Big facts he said
He said something about
Like a Hollywood thriller
And like coups happening
Yeah I'm sure there's all kinds of
Internal shit going on there
People were fucking fighting it
I'm really happy
Elon is joining the Twitter board
He cares to even
Well he didn't join the board
Oh, that was the first tweet.
That's when he said he was buying like 10% or whatever.
And then he purposely didn't join the board
because when you're a board member,
you can't own more than 50% of the company.
Anyways.
But he said there's like been a lot of fucking crazy shit happening on the inside
of that company, whatever.
And it's like he was really stoked on Elon doing it.
Yeah.
I mean, listen, I think it's a good move.
But Elon doesn't have.
He's got to figure out how to get that much money.
Dude, he's got a lot going on.
Now he's trying to fucking take over Twitter
and go to fucking Mars.
How's he going to get 40 billion?
How is he going to get $40 billion?
How would he get $40 billion?
You only have to get $50 what?
You only have to get a certain percentage
and get some other guys to go along with him.
He's got that and probably fucking in stock.
And you fucking in Tesla stock.
How much stock we have to sell to get $45 billion?
That's a good question.
How many soches do you need to get $40 billion?
Oh, my.
The population of a small country.
Yeah.
Are we done?
Are we done, Matt?
Matt's fucking over it.
I gotta drive an hour.
I gotta drive an hour.
Should we end it?
Is there any conspiracy theories you do kind of believe in a little bit?
I mean, I don't.
No.
That I believe in are conspiracy theories.
They're just true.
Matt doesn't spend any of his time.
Is there any interesting things out there?
Maybe that could be true.
Because I, you know, honestly, it's like I have.
What's the most important thing in your life, Matt?
I mean, what do you mean?
What's the most important thing in your life?
I mean, to be happy.
What makes you happy?
I mean, spending time with my girlfriend makes me happy.
Painting makes me happy.
Writing makes me happy.
Why painting and writing?
I like doing my podcast, you know?
I like hanging out with people that I like hang out with.
Number one is your girlfriend?
Yeah.
Number two is painting and writing.
Yeah.
Why the painting and writing?
Do you realize like working out is like not even on the top ten?
I'm not talking about working out.
I hate working out.
I'm talking about like the reading and writing.
Why do you like the painting and the writing?
It's just, it's creative.
It's like, you know, it's like...
It's an expression.
Yeah.
You just like to zone out?
You ever mow your own yard?
I love mowing my own yard.
That's one of my favorite things to do.
Yeah.
No, is it?
Really?
I love watching the TikToks.
You send me some clips.
I watch them on Instagram and on TikTok, the fucking guys who make these perfect fucking lawns.
I could watch that shit.
I didn't know any of this, by the way.
I didn't know any of this.
But what I always tell people when they're like...
That's what I do late at night, I look at that shit.
Whenever people say like, you know,
lawn porn.
Do you like,
whenever people say, like, do you like painting?
And they're like, why do you like painting?
Because I love when you kind of,
when you're completely done and you step back and you look at it and you're like,
wow, like I did that.
Like, look at that.
Like I feel this great feeling, a feeling of fulfillment.
Yeah, I dig it.
And so, like, that's when you finish something, you're like,
wow, I can't believe I did that.
And whenever people are like, well, I don't really,
I don't know what you mean.
I always say, do you mow your own yard?
And then they go,
Yeah, I do.
How do you feel when you completely done, stop the mower, turn around and look.
How do you feel?
It's like a fucking Michelangelo.
Right.
It's great.
It's a great feeling.
Like that's really, for someone who doesn't paint or write, they don't understand that.
But if you say to your yard, they're like, or even paint a room.
They're like, yeah, I know what you're meaning.
I know what you mean.
Because you don't get that doing someone's taxes.
You don't get that doing someone's taxes.
I don't think you get that if you work in the warehouse.
No.
You know, but I don't even get that when I edit like a video.
I was gonna say maybe, I was gonna say maybe it is.
I was thinking maybe that would work, but no, it doesn't because it's fucking torture editing videos.
I hate it.
Yeah, it's long and arduous.
And then when you're done, it's like, and you never really feel good.
Like, like, you're staring at this fucking screen sitting in a chair.
But when you edit one, when you're mowing a lawn, you're fucking out in the sun.
It's a clear, you're clearly done.
You're getting exercise.
You can have your headphones in listen to a fucking audio book.
You learn.
You get exercise, you get the vitamin D, and you're fucking creating this beautiful lawn.
Yeah.
Yeah, it sounds stupid.
So fulfilling.
Zen.
It's so fulfilling.
Not only is Zen, but it's extremely productive.
What about washing your car?
You kind of get that washing.
See, I think some people, I bet you some people get that washing their car.
Some people are like, I hate that.
I don't get that mowing the yard.
But most people, if you're lucky, you have something like that in your life.
Yeah.
Washing your car's close.
I do it every week.
I would do it twice a week if I had the need to.
Yeah.
When I was really obsessed with my car, when I was young, I used to do it every week.
But see, I don't really like my car.
Right.
You know, if I was driving a Lamborghini, I'd probably be like, he washes that fucker, you know what I'm saying?
But now it's like, you know, today.
If you were driving a Lamborghini, you wouldn't give a fuck.
You'd just pay some kid to wash it.
Yeah, Matt wouldn't.
True.
Wash his own car.
Even if it was a Lamborghini.
I would watch.
Get me a Lamborghini.
Watch me.
Let's find out.
But then when we were painting and I threw that painting up on the hood of my car, I was like,
it's great not giving a shit about your car. Like I wanted the sun to bake the painting to make it dry right
away. I took it out and just popped them at the top of my car and walked back in the garage. But yeah,
but so yeah, I like painting. I like writing. I like painting. Especially right. And it's all about,
it's all about, it's all about, like that Zen sort of accomplishment feeling. That's all about
or is it is, is money involved in that at all? No, because I don't really make a bunch of money.
You don't do it for money. I don't make a bunch of money doing like no one thing pays my bills. Like I make
some money on books sales and I don't even push my book sales you know I make some money on painting
I make some money on doing like commercials and and you know podcasts and things you know being interviewed and
so I make a little here little here and luckily by then in the month I'm unable to pay my bills
you know so and I'm and of course that's helping me try and put together some documentaries and work
on different projects and I'm hoping those projects end up you know end up being something and
and making some money, but right now, I'm super happy.
When you're writing, is it a similar process to the painting?
Is it mindless?
Or do you have to, like, sit there and, like, really think?
No, it's, I, it's way different.
Because I just, I'll, I'll sit there for two hours and write three sentences.
And other times I'll sit down and I'll write two pages in an hour.
So it's just, it's just totally just, how structured is it?
Like, how much work is it?
Do you sit there and be like, hmm, maybe this sentence should be here?
Maybe I should use this word instead.
Do you sit there and think like, hmm, what word?
Listen, I hit the fist all.
I hit the synonym, synonym, synonym, synonym, synonym,
therous, okay, what about this?
Then I go and, you know, it's...
And this is writing, if you're working on a project,
or is it just like writing,
because it's a ritual just to write.
No, I write almost every day now.
Like, I didn't for months and months.
What is your daily writing consist of?
You know, just different stories that I'm working on.
Okay, so stories that you're working on.
You don't just simply this write out thoughts or ideas or...
No, no.
Plus, you...
Like, like, journaling or, like, like, like, journaling about what happened?
It's always stories. It's always someone's story.
Pete and I, my buddy, Pete, we've been working on something for, God, over what?
Since I left prison, like two years, we've been working on a story about these guys,
the chip heist I told you about.
And, you know, the Chinese guys that were robbing all these chip manufacturers and sending the chips back to China
back in the 90s.
But, you know, we've been working on that.
I'm working on one about me being in prison.
about a book I wrote in a lawsuit and getting out.
And then there's, you know, and then I'm working on Jess's story right now
because she's got actually a great story.
She just hates to talk about it.
So I'm ordering documents and that sort of thing.
So I'm always kind of working on, I get up early.
I work for a couple hours.
Sometimes I write three sentences.
Sometimes it's a page.
You know, if you do it a little bit every day, and then one day I'll turn around,
I'll go, oh, my God, it's good.
I think it's done.
I'll let a few people read it and I'll go, holy shit, I think this is done.
Do you feel more creative about doing your,
or more motivated to do your work after you go to the gym early?
Or does that make a difference?
No, that doesn't make any difference.
I feel more motivated after I've had two cups of coffee.
Two cups of coffee, yeah.
That feels awesome.
What's up with your, don't you have some sort of like documentary coming out, John?
Are they working on shopping some sort of show for you or something?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's up with that?
They're just trying to get it all figured out right now.
I was going to say I was waiting for like to me I'm always like they're they're signing this they're doing this like I know what's happening the whole way through and when I say to him and if you mention it to him he's like well take it forever well what's they what I'm like it takes time this is what happened yeah I get it I get it it's just one of those things where it's like you know you get to a certain point and then there's negotiations and then they get to another certain point and then there's negotiations and then there's more negotiations and then sometimes it gets fucking just saying
sit somewhere and doesn't do anything for four or five weeks and then all of a sudden
you get a fucking text message and you're like okay we're moving on this we're moving on
that so it's just like I don't know they didn't tie you up and make you like no it's no no
it's definitely happening the wheels are turning uh things are happening uh you know so stuff's getting
signed and schedule we watch the trailer or the sizzle they made no he'll go no you've seen
you've seen it you know i've like no the guy that's doing it he'll go nuts do you understand
that you understand that anything
Fuck him.
No, yeah.
Anything he posts,
like they are all over him.
Do my social media,
if I post something that's even kind of like,
can be considered sketchy,
like racist or fucking anything?
Anything they can take out of content.
The director gives him a call.
They don't even call him anymore.
They're done calling him because he argues.
They call me.
You got to call him, listen, I don't know.
He's got to take that post out.
I'm like, well, I don't.
What post do they ask you to take down?
Quite a few.
Yeah, there's been quite a few.
And they never mean anything.
Like the head.
What was the head?
One, I had like a giant clown head on my helmet, like head.
Can we see this?
Do you have it on your phone?
Yeah, I have it on my phone.
But they were trying to say, oh, that's a racist.
They were saying it looks like it's urine in blackface.
But it wasn't.
It's a clown head from, from, what's the name, Rob Zombie movie that happens to be,
is the guy black or brown?
It's just a brown head.
It's not even, I don't think it's even, yeah.
So, no, take it down.
It looks bad.
It just doesn't look right.
It doesn't look, it looks bad.
That was the photo you posted.
Yeah, I had to take it down.
That's not the only one.
There's been multiple ones.
I'll show you another one that I had to take down.
Well, it's still up.
Yeah, so.
No, it's archive.
Oh, it's archive.
Yeah, I didn't take it out of archive.
Right.
Because I'm, it's going back up.
So they think the people that are trying to sell this fucking document.
I had to take that one down too.
Well, you know, bro, they're, they're, they're all.
always concerned.
Oh, because that's supposed to be,
what's that supposed to mean?
White power?
White power?
I didn't know that.
I do.
This is what I do.
Yeah, first of all,
that's,
that's not.
It's a sign that they're taking
and twisting.
Yeah.
You know?
Does that really mean white powers?
I don't know.
That's like me saying okay.
You know?
Yeah.
That means white power.
Shut up.
Yeah.
So,
you know,
I don't know.
Yeah.
Everything is.
What is the reason?
Do they explain to you why they want to do you?
I'm under a microscope.
Even.
They don't want me to fuck up any potential.
potential
anything.
To sell it to a Netflix.
They don't want to be like, okay, because
they're going to tell somebody about me, the people are going to look into me.
They're going to go to my Instagram and be like, wait a minute,
what about this post right here?
These executives,
that these networks are super fucking sensitive.
Right.
Right.
It doesn't matter.
I'm like, well,
they better not go and watch my fucking YouTube channel.
Please post a Make America.
You should award a Make America Great Again hat on this podcast.
Oh, Nike's crucified for that.
And that's not even really like, if I would do it,
just to ruffle feathers, but that's not really.
Right.
But the whole thing is like, the whole thing is like he's, he's not a racist person.
These aren't racist things.
They're like, yeah, but they could be construed as it's like, oh my God, are you serious?
Yeah.
It's not.
Imagine how much that would fucking suck to have your whole livelihood based on these fucking, like, political ideologies.
Yeah, so that's how I'm living right now.
Oh, you should, and you should hear.
On our group chats.
I can't.
I go fucking.
Go nuts.
You understand our group chats?
Like I say stuff like, like, like, I'm going to say one of them.
mundane ones.
They'll say, you know, hey, we're waiting for so-and-so to respond.
We sent them an email.
We're waiting for the response.
And I say, hey, listen, do you have this guy's address?
Because I'll get a couple of Mexicans to go throw them in the trunk of their car,
drive around for a couple of hours, duct tape them to a chair.
We're in a group chat with like eight people that are working on this film.
Right.
Duck-dach him to a chair.
And then we'll have a conversation just to soften them up.
Do you remember the one?
And so, wait, wait.
none of them respond
he's laughing
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
we're going back and forth
like you understand
it's like it's like text text
text tech tech and then I say that boom
dead silent
for like 15 minutes
and then all of a sudden
I just get like
I'll get like he'll
I don't want to say his name
I'll get like the emoji with just the big eyes
like that
what about what about the one where he's like
terrified he's like okay
that's so they sent us a picture of this dude
and like we're pitching to this dude
We're trying to get this guy signed on board.
So I just dump on.
I do a quick Google search of the guy.
Apparently he had some kind of wild fucking sex charges against him or something.
No, no.
It was that he had been sued by an assistant.
What do they call?
An intern, a female intern had sued him for sexual harassment.
And I'm like, so I pull up the news article.
This was just somebody.
They were pitching.
They were talking to.
Yeah, they were talking to him.
And they're like, we're trying to get him involved.
So then I sent the news article in the fucking in the thing.
He goes, this is the guy.
Right. Yeah, it's this guy, and then what you came on and said something about, oh, I came back and, oh, then they were like, oh, well, maybe we should reconsider talking to him. I guess it's not, you know, I guess we're not going to approach him. That doesn't sound like someone we want to deal with. And I go, well, wait a second. What did she look like?
I said, let's not jump to conclusions here, bro. I said, this may have been a perfectly reasonable sexual harassment. I said, sometimes it's just good behavior. So I'm going back and forth.
Listen, he's, we're talking about it.
That's like a phone call like, hey, listen, I, you know, those are the kinds of things that you say and a chat.
And they come back to you five years later.
Yeah.
It's a joke.
But then again, you know, we have nothing to lose.
They work on huge projects with like these massive, you know, fucking multi-conglomeric.
Billion dollar companies.
Like, they can't.
Big time budgets and shit.
They can't even comment.
Yeah, people were getting fucked up over tweets from five years ago.
so I can only, somebody publishes the whole chain of fucking chats that's going off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're not stupid enough to comment.
We're, we're terrified them.
Oh, yeah.
I'm a loose cannon.
They're fucking terrified of me just sinking this whole goddamn thing.
Can you please just call him?
Just call him.
Oh, my God, dude.
Yeah.
They think I'm going to torpedo the whole thing before it even gets legs.
So they're just trying to fucking, that's why I don't really post or like, I go crazy on my podcast sometimes.
when I probably shouldn't about a lot of shit,
but my social media, I kind of
don't really, I don't really fuck around.
That is.
I don't want to shoot myself in the foot.
I want to read some of those group chats.
Oh, it's funny.
I was like, maybe we should get Harvey Weinstein involved.
He fucking, I was like, he fucking gets bangers going.
He would have had this thing built and released by now.
Yeah.
I started some Harvey in there.
Oh, yeah, dude.
They didn't like know that at all.
Oh, these fucking, and these are all, like, well-to-do.
Their sense of humor is real dry.
It's not like, you know, not like they're in the gutter like ours is, you know what I mean?
Where are they all from?
Where they all live?
Upper crust, northeast.
Like New York area?
Something like that.
Yeah, that jet region, that region.
All of them?
I don't know.
Actually, I don't really know to be complete.
I think, I'm assuming, I'm making assumptions here, but I believe they're all from the northeast.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's fucking weird.
That sucks.
that's why the rise of this independent shit is going through.
Listen, I have an idea.
Like I was going to actually talk to you about it at some point.
Like I called up the director slash producer.
I called him up and talked to him.
I said, listen, here's what happened.
I go through the whole thing.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Immediately he went to.
The problem with that is that we would be pitching that documentary
to people that have longstanding relationships with that production company.
And as a result,
immediately started I'm like yeah but it's an amazing story.
He's like I and I and it is I'm like the B roll you can use and the people they're involved
in this and I can get everybody lined up and it's like and I understand that the problem is
getting the money to do this and then you ask him to place it on a platform that they buy from
that production company and then they they will have issues with that like political like it
becomes super political and I'm like yeah but it's all true it's like it's irrelevant that
it's true I'm like yeah but this is what happened and he's like that doesn't matter like it
doesn't matter that it's an amazing story and it's all 100% true it's no it could damage their
relationship with this company and this company it was like fuck yeah it's just this giant
everybody's in bed right bureaucracy right it is man it's like you the youth it's like the fucking
government so i mean i immediately started thinking well who who do i know like i basically need
to get somebody that would go against the grain my first person was i was like but danny's
disgusted as i am well he was disgusted years earlier yeah you know oh my god
Daniel, film it for you.
We're in a group chat with a group of friends.
And I was really, he said something really funny there.
They were talking about Kyrie Irving.
You know how like Kyrie Irving's like, you know, he didn't want to get vaccinated.
So like, you know, obviously there's fucking two opposing views of Kyrie.
Everyone who says, oh, freedom, the crazy fucking people.
Like, I love, Tucker loves Kyrie Irving.
And, you know, all the, all the super woke people who love vaccines, I think Kyrie's
in the fucking idiot.
And we're just in a group chat with somebody.
She's like, they're big LeBron fans.
And Kyrie and LeBron, they're obviously, like, going at it.
They're not, like, super close anymore because Kyrie talks shit about LeBron.
They're both on opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to that shit.
Yeah.
Kyrie and LeBron is just, like, left and right, kind of.
And one of the people in the group chat was, like, the only reason I would like Kyrie is if he went back and played with LeBron and he shut up and didn't say a word.
never opened his mouth.
And Shane responded, he goes, so
he should shut up and dribble.
There was a big, uh,
silence after that.
Dude, it was fucking great.
I didn't do it justice,
but if you were watching the group chat,
you had to be there.
You had to be there.
Yeah, you had to be there.
It was great.
But, um,
where was I going with that?
I don't remember.
Kyrie Irving.
What were we talking about before that?
I don't know.
Filming a movie or whatever.
Yeah, and vaccination.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something to do with vaccination.
Yeah.
Anyways, we'll make your documentary, Matt.
Film it concrete style.
Hell yeah.
What about our other idea that we had?
Bro, do you have any idea how much time that would require?
I mean, honestly, I'm, like, struggling, like, just to pay my bills at this point.
I need to, like, I need some time to figure this out.
We got to do it, man.
I mean, yeah, can't we just boost somebody's content?
I mean, can't we just take somebody's content and redo it?
Plus, you know how much research it takes?
Yeah.
I mean, it's outrageous the amount.
Or get me the, that guy, listen, I don't even know how much that guy really.
I think he may just be ad limbing some of the stuff.
Like, you're talking about we have to get, we have to get footage of the people.
You got to go get the footage of them.
Then you have to kind of go through it piece by piece and break it apart.
We're not a psychiatrist.
I mean, I don't really know.
That guy's channel is fucking amazing.
I've already forget the name of it.
I've watched it.
What's the guy's name again?
Did he stick?
No idea.
Didn't stick with you.
I forgot the name of his channel.
It's the guy that he, he,
what's he do?
He breaks down, like,
these criminal interviews.
So, like, they'll show, like,
the fucking,
for example.
Is he like a psychologist?
For example, the guy who shot the movie here.
I don't think he, initially,
he sounds super confident, right?
Like, you really think he's,
first he tells you a little bit about,
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
No, go ahead.
First, he tells you a little bit about the case.
Like, you know, like 15 students were shot, blah, blah, blah.
Then they caught him or then they caught the kid, and then they get him into the room.
And at this point, you can tell he's acting normal.
He knows he's concerned.
You can see the concern when he does this, when he does it.
And he kind of just talks about what he's doing.
Then he says, however, once the detective walks in the room, notice how he immediately, you know, appears to be, you know, riddled with anxiety.
stress, how he suddenly starts talking to.
You know, he's basically saying how he's faking it.
Right.
He's faking, being crazy or whatever.
And then when he leaves.
So he got to break, and he keeps stopping the video and explaining and then letting
the video go and then stopping it, letting it go.
We got to figure out the name of this guy, Austin.
So it ends up being like an hour to two hour long thing where he really breaks down
the whole thing.
But I watched one the other day that Danny sent me.
And the more I thought about it, I thought, you know, he's not using any technical terms.
He's just really saying what he thinks is happening.
So I'm like, I was like, how much real research do I have to do?
Right, right.
I mean, what I really just need is the videotape.
Like, where's the videotape?
And why is this person being interviewed?
So one of his most popular videos is a guy who had just got done
murdering, like, his whole family.
And he's sitting in the interrogation room with the fucking guy.
He's handcuffed to the fucking table and the guy's interrogating him.
And he's like, he's like, fucking like going like this, like,
like, like, making it.
making these weird hand movements
and acting like he's insane.
And the moment the fucking cop walks out of the room,
this is it.
JCS,
criminal psychology.
What was,
what does JCS stand for again?
I forget.
It's like Jimmy something.
Oh,
what's her name?
The one that stabbed her.
So,
yeah,
go to go to videos.
Go to videos.
Find out of his top video.
That one right there.
Yeah,
click that one.
Jody Ayres.
61 million views.
Fuck.
All of his videos.
videos are like this in the last six in seven or eight months watch this
that's the Colorado dude look at him
was a left-handed shooter the surveillance at the school would confirm this
and if you pay close attention to the movements of his hands in the next
moments although very subtle you can see that he's reimagining holding his weapon
but what's more telling is how his demeanor abruptly stops and then completely
switches right before he looks in the direction of the camera he goes from
holding a rifle and beginning to smirk to then pretending to cry and reverting
back to his suicidal mannerisms.
This all occurs at under four seconds.
What?
It could be assumed that for a brief moment,
he was not only recollecting the attack,
but gaining gratification for doing so.
He's just giving his observations.
A lot of assumptions.
Right.
Living the attack and enjoying his work,
while his false self was so dejected
to the point he was externalizing suicidal thoughts,
complete opposites.
What?
His next calculated charade is one of self-harm.
He first bites himself without drawing
blood or leaving any marks that were visible in his jail intake photographs.
What the fuck?
They pretending to chew his wrist off.
He then scratches and squeezes at the two needle punctures in his arm from where his blood was taken at the hospital.
At the very moment the detective re-enters the room, he will act as if he's desperately trying to conceal his self-injurious behavior.
Alright.
Setting aside the glaring contradiction that he just murdered and maimed dozens of people while leaving himself without so much as a scratch, it's a
the frequency of these little charades
that makes their deception so transparent.
This is a person who is not self-injurious
pretending to be someone that is.
But it's such a feeble attempt at feigned
self-harm. It would almost be a
Anyways, that's good. Yeah.
So he breaks down the psychology of all these fucking
crazy people that, like, commit
heinous crimes and murders.
And they have fucking insane
views, and they just got, like,
I don't know what happened. And his channel's still
up, but he got, like,
a vast majority of his content.
got taken down by YouTube
for Casey Anthony videos got 25 million views
Yeah bro it's insane
But they took it down saying it was
It was too violent
But there's no fucking violence
They're just showing the people in the interviews
Which is insane
And people are losing their shit about it
Because they're obviously a lot of people love this guy's channel
Yeah the problem is
Where do you find the videos
How do you know
Right and you know I'm not a psychiatrist
But I mean I get the
if they're con men and and if it's if it's like white collar crime that would be perfect for someone
like you but where do you get those videos like that's the question that's the thing yeah
it's not it's not going to be easy well but i mean i understand but i mean at this point in my
financial you know uh well we can't afford it that's always crying about being broke i yeah
yeah i am i am meanwhile he's making a seven hundred dollars a month on patreon congratulations by
that's great
Cha-ching.
That's fucking amazing, man.
Just under 7-100.
Listen, bro.
I'm proud of you.
I've got my different tears.
When I had Brett Johnson in here.
I'm giving away paintings.
When I had Brett Johnson in here, he was telling me, so this Matt Cox guy, soon we finished recording, he goes, this Matt Cox guy.
I've had dozens of people telling me that I got to get Matt Cox in a room and we got to record together.
He was telling me.
I told him already.
You did?
When I seen him on Lex Friedman, and I was like, oh my God, this guy's coming out of the woodwork doing interviews again.
I was like, dude, Matt, we got to get him on the podcast.
Yeah.
And then you, you have his contact info.
Yeah, I do.
He was just here the other day.
Yeah.
Cool.
We got to set it up.
That'd be weird.
That'd be weird fucking getting him on the fucking podcast.
Have you met him before?
No.
No, I haven't.
What about the counterfeiter?
Oh, dude, his video's blowing up.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Jeff.
His video's bawling out.
I love the comment.
I think it's because of the comments.
I think the only reason.
that video is one of the main reasons is doing good
because how fucking dumb I was on the podcast
I came in like after a whole
full day of drinking. It was on a Sunday.
You totally didn't, didn't even
It was a last. First of all,
first of all, I was fucking hammered
drunk because I was drinking the whole entire day.
Matt Cox calls me at like, what time
did you call me? Oh, it was probably
two or three o'clock and I was like,
what are you doing? Yeah.
You don't meet a lot of
counterfeiters. Like you just, even in federal
prison, I probably met three or four.
the whole time.
Like, and he knew, and it's funny because you know when he starts talking,
you know what he knows.
You immediately know he knows what.
I don't know what else he's talking about,
but when he starts talking about counterfeiting,
you're like, oh, this motherfucker counterfeited some money.
Like, you know he knows.
Oh, yeah.
Like, half the stuff may be insane what he's talking about,
but the moment he starts talking about credit cards and making credit cards,
you're like, oh, yeah, no, no, okay.
I don't know about all that other.
Go on.
I don't know about the moon landing thing.
but you you can make a card
so yeah
I was no preparation
it was like two hours notice
for the podcast and I was drunk
and I just walked in
and I I was a fucking moron on the podcast
I've asked a guy the same question twice
within like
then people I'm sure people went nuts
oh if you just read the top comments
that's just it's just fucking shits
down my throat
this guy is carrying the podcast
on his back he explains things well
and speaks objectively
interviewer is a straight up fool
300 like on that comment
Oh god
Dude you get crucified in the comment section though
Listen you sent a fucking comment to Matt the other day
That somebody had fucking a long winded one
Oh my god dude
It was the greatest thing ever
It said something like the one line that I just sticks out to me
That most that I remember from it said that
Why are you giving this guy a platform
Because he said what do you say
Oh oh it's shitting on Matt
God damn it dude I forgot what they said now
Something about he um
I love sending Matt the comments that just fucking roast him because they're mostly roasting me.
He reads 400 comments.
He finds one that's the one I'm sending to him.
What about the other $3.99, Danny?
Well, those are common.
That was a great one, though.
The last one you sent him was fucking phenomenal.
What did it say about Matt?
Dude, they were pissed.
They were upset that Danny was giving Matt a platform.
This snitch piece of garbage, low-life scumback.
Why would you give someone like this a platform?
doesn't deserve to live.
What about his victims or something?
Blah, blah, blah.
It's just like...
He said, this guy's willing to take advantage of anyone.
He deems less important than himself to pad his fucking criminal bank account.
And I'm like, you said it to me.
Damn.
And the whole time, I was reading it going, it's pretty accurate.
I mean, I don't like his characterization.
They were so mad, dude.
The delivery sucked, but it was pretty accurate.
I think it was quite eloquent how they wrote it.
I...
It was great.
It was well put together.
I was like, damn.
It was beautifully articulated.
It was beautifully articulated.
Yeah.
I think he could have been nicer.
That's fine.
Anyways, we just did three hours.
Awesome.
I think, uh, let's wrap her up.
Cut it.
John, plug your shit.
Yeah.
Um, yeah, man.
Just, uh, come to my, come to my Instagram account at Slumby Nature on Instagram.
And, um, if you want to buy any paintings from me, you can do so there also.
tune into my Instagram account and go ahead and hit the subscribe button.
That's Bozziat Conundrum podcast on YouTube.
I'm doing a lot of good things over there now,
and shit's just only going to get crazier.
So, yeah, subscribe, subscribe, subscribe.
My channel's growing like a motherfucker right now, you know.
My views are going crazy.
You know, subscribers, like I said, I'm getting, you know, by the fistful every day.
Hell you.
Yeah.
Let us know in the comments if you guys are down to see Matt or John do some tattoos live.
Yeah, and, you know, I'm still down for the ass cheek tattoos, too.
If we can hit that 10K, we can hit that 10,000 mark.
I think that would be great.
You want to read Math Comment?
Just the title of it is great.
This is great.
Please stop giving the mega-dush Matthew Cox a platform, five stars.
I love Concrete Podcasts.
I love Danny.
He chooses fascinating subjects and speakers.
He leads fascinating conversations.
But for the love of God,
And all that is holy, please stop giving mega-dush cocks a platform.
I don't care how extroverted, animated, and able to carry a story the guy is.
He's a jailhouse snitch and a self-serving human being that literally took advantage of people he deemed less important than himself in order to steal their identities.
pad his in pad his illegal bank accounts and evade the FBI.
Then he has the sack to talk about it openly to anybody listening.
The guy's a sociopath and doesn't deserve a do-over or a public platform to peddle his tales of illegally gotten clout shamelessly.
He deserves nothing less than to be a de-platformed and shunned into obsecurity for the rest of his.
miserable jailhouse snitch
existence. That is
all.
Clip that.
I am clipping that and
putting that all over social.
That's awesome. That was awesome.
Well done. If you are watching
this right now, well done.
What's that guy? Tell us
what the guy's username is on YouTube.
If that's you, please comment. We'll send you some free
merch for that. We'll send you.
This guy, please leave a comment on this
podcast with your email address
and we'll get in touch and we're going to send you a
shitload of free stuff. What is his name? It's the last
review, right? Latest
reviews, 9 doesn't have his name on name.
Oh, oh, this was on a YouTube
comment. Oh, 24 days ago by
This was a comment on Apple
Podcasts. Oh, on Apple Podcasts. It was a review on Apple
podcasts. It wasn't on YouTube.
The snitch really hit the bone
That was like the core of the message.
You were a snitch and he found a really articulated
way to just shit on you.
I mean, you know.
Mega douche, Matthew Cox.
Mega douche, Matthew Cox.
He said then he's got the sack to talk about it.
Anybody is willing to listen.
You hear, this is another one, Danny said.
These are what Danny sends me.
Grimy, I love it.
Been listening for nearly six months.
I've never seen a photo of Matt, but I always pictured him as a bald guy.
Now I get it.
He's just little.
God damn.
I mean, they're fucking brutal.
They're absolutely brutal.
Those are good, man.
We should save all those and make like a little book out of them or something one day.
Oh, we should make like a table, like a like a like a like a like like a talk table book.
Yeah, 10 years of comments.
They're just fucking classics.
All the best ones.
Yeah.
That would be beautiful.
Mm-hmm.
And we could sell them.
Listen, you could go through.
You could go through all of all of soft white underbelly, Vlad TV.
You can go through value tape.
I mean, because they all have them.
Yeah.
And, you know, you could.
Oh, God, what's his name?
What was the guy?
The Big Herk.
Oh, Big Herks.
Like, you go through all those channels.
There are some people that are not happy with me.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I like to say that they just don't really know me.
Probably.
I just got to get to know him.
He's a great guy.
Just like the Joker.
I wonder why the guy's picture you as bald.
He said, I never saw a picture of Matt, but I always thought he was bald.
The last part when I read it
I just fucking died laughing
And the worst thing
I was laughing
And I thought
Jail How it's snitch existence
Oh God
They were pissed
Yeah the snitch really hits a bone with some people
They really upset about that
Yeah
Oh but
Belford just did
Vlad
And he talks about it
Ask him about him
About you?
No about cooperating
Belfort
And he goes all into it
What does he say
He says basically the same thing you said
Well what's funny is he explains
that he says, look, he said, did I cooperate?
He goes, yeah, I, I cooperate.
He's like, I wore a wire, and he said, I wore a wire on a couple people.
He said, nobody said anything that really, really incriminated themselves.
He said, and I knew everybody was going to cooperate, and I was going to have to testify anyway.
So I wasn't concerned.
He said, and be honest with you, said, you're looking at 20, 30 years.
He said, everybody on Wall Street cooperates.
He said, then he said, they had me go to my best friend, which was a guy named, I think his name was Danny.
and he goes to Danny and he said you know and I was like
Danny definitely had done some things like I knew it was going to be bad he said so
I slipped him a note that said I'm wired don't say anything to incriminate yourself
and he goes and he took the note and he said okay so we had a conversation he didn't say anything
he said three months later they had indicted Danny for other reasons nothing I had done
he said and the agent comes and bangs on my front door
and he said
And holds up the note
Oh
Damn like I kept the note
Yeah and he said
Yeah he said
He said and what Danny did
As soon as they indicted him
Was he cooperated against me
He said right then
No way
I lost my
He was my faith in humanity
He said
And I enthusiastically
Cooperated against everyone since then
And he you know
He was like yeah
And that was it
How did they get the note?
Because when he gave it to Danny
Danny
Anyway, he was like, listen, Belford, this, Belford, that boom, he always kept the note.
I mean, yeah.
He said, yeah, he said, and then he went on, he said, and be honest, he said, I got lucky that the agent liked me and didn't push for them to give me a bunch of time.
He ended up getting, I think, 18 months or four years, and he ended up doing 18 months or I forget exactly what it was.
But he explains the whole thing.
He breaks it down.
And so, anyway, that's on Colby sent me that and said, bro, you've got to do a video.
on this, on Belford.
You know? So, I thought...
Yeah, you need a reaction video. I can't wait to see it.
Yeah. I thought it was funny.
Cool.
Matthew, where can we subscribe to your Patreon and buy your paintings and your books?
I mean, Patreon.
All on Patreon. Patreon.com slash Inside True Crime.
Is it? Maybe it's just Matt Cox. I don't know. I'll send you the link.
But yeah, yeah, there's different tiers. And I have a YouTube channel, and it's called Matt Cox's Inside True Crime.
And yeah, that's a... Yeah.
And I sell painting.
paintings. Perfect. And Boziak's got a bunch of paintings. Yep. Yeah, please buy my painting. Nipsey.
DM Boziak about the Nipsey Hustle painting and the Daffy Duck doing cocaine. Hell yeah.
Good night, everybody.
