Danny Jones Podcast - #136 - Florida's King of Radio Speaks Out On His Dark History | Bubba The Love Sponge

Episode Date: May 9, 2022

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give you any advice is to wear your headphones as low volume as you can because remember i was on the power pig and stuff and i just had those motherfuckers just jacked up him like bottle of love sponge here's a brand new one from janet jackson and and i just had them jack to fuck up and an old timer back of the day is like licking kid i was like 21 22 and you know fucking slinging it and it was like you need to turn your volume on your headphones down because when you get older you know and so you know you're having headphones in an enclosed environment's not healthy for your ears and now I'm having ear issues like big time ear issues my ears my ears already fucking ring all the time yeah you might have your headphones how how how how how hot

how loud do you put put your head phone they're pretty fucking hot right now let me hear him let me hear here try my I bet you no no no no one ever I'm so thankful you're doing it too hot too hot okay Okay, okay. Like, you need to go, like, yeah. Like, I don't have a. Like, you're perfect. Maybe Matt Stone, maybe Matt Cox had him on before, you know. And a little motherfucker.

We got to find him a leg extended surgeon. I mean, listen. Do you think your surgeon buddy can do it who does the fake tits and all? No. That is probably such an aggressive, oh, yeah. Potentially problematic surgery. First of all, you'd sit the kid down and say, listen, Matt, you're a good-looking guy. I mean, he's a good-looking guy.

I mean, like, if you think that chicks are going to like you because you're two inches taller, that shows you how fucked up you are, buddy. Just keep stealing identities and fucking, you know, and fucking faking the funk. You do that well, bud. You really do. And you're like, what, you're a fucking painter now or some bullshit? Yeah, he paints. I had him.

Listen, in full disclosure, I picked him all. I saw, I, somebody turned me. on to concrete about two years ago. By the way, my new favorite guess is that motherfucker that goes and gets 250 Bibles from the janitor and cuts out to pages. And I found that. That guy's fucking brilliant. Yeah, he's a trip, isn't he?

God, is he going to be okay? I mean, I think he's on probation now. Is he not? Yeah, I think he's on probation, but I think he's doing better. I mean, he seems all right. You know what the funny thing is about that? If you read the comments of that podcast, they're ripping me so fucking hard. Why?

Because I think there was one point where I asked him a question, he answered it. And then I asked him the same fucking question, like, 20 minutes later. Okay. Because literally, so, so Matt had him on his show. And he's like,

Danny, this guy's great. There's only like two or three, you know. Matt Cox has got a show. Well, Matt Cox met the guy first. And he caught,

Matt Cox called me about this guy. And he's like, there's only really like two or three legit money counterfeiters that I've ever been like prosecuted like this guy. Did you know I got in trouble for that? No,

I didn't have no idea. That's a story. We need to get in. Really? Yeah. So he calls me up and I'm fucking drunk at my buddy's house. And I'm like,

This was like four in the afternoon, and this guy wanted to come up like six. So I had no idea anything about the guy. I don't know anything about counterfeiting. I'm drunk. I just show up here two hours later. I'm fucking just trying to sober myself up and talk to him. I thought your interview nailed it. Oh, I thought you fucking nailed it.

Thank you. I don't know that you get near their credit. Like, I mean, within the Tampa world, now I know we're globally, we think globally in podcasting in and on YouTube, but you're a Tampa guy, you know, and maybe more specifically a Pinellas County guy. Oh, yeah. Born and raised. I mean, like, there's two different distinct people.

There's the people that live in Hillsborough, and then there's kind of the Pinellas Beach life, so to speak. Exactly. But I don't know if you get the credit of having as large of a YouTube channel is, I mean, Cletus McFarlane obviously killing it. And what a good guy. Have you had him on? No, I'd love to have him on. Oh, but, I mean, there's not a lot of people that have your numbers in Tampa. I mean, I don't know. You get near there. Nobody knows who Danny Motherfucking Jones is. No, there's no one. We need to get your brand out, buddy.

We need to get your brand. You're just a regular, clean cut, good-looking kid. Well, thank you, man. I mean, yeah, my life is super boring, man. All I do is this. The only thing you're fucking up on is your headphones. My headphones, yeah, exactly. Yeah.

Raise your toddler. You got a toddler? Yeah, I've been in the fucking, well, I've been in the pool. That's my eyes are all fucking red. How old's your kid? That miss with my gummy that I ate this morning. But he's, he's two years old. Oh, it's a boy?

Thank God. Yeah. And I got another one doing September. Oh, is it a boy or girl? He's a boy. All right, you're good. I kind of want to have a girl to balance it out So you might want to stop now

Okay Let's take it from an old timer here Two's enough Okay Okay Kids are fucking How many kids you have? One

You have one Okay How old is he like 20? It's gonna be 20 in June And it doesn't get any easier You know here's a deal Here's the whole kid timeline Yeah

They absolutely love you You're the fucking man Until they get to be about 13 Then all of a sudden You're no longer the You know dad Dad's the coolest

motherfucker ever to live Right Until they get to be about 12, 13. And then, you know, they need you less and less and less. And then they describe, they, you know, the boys find some pussy. Right. And then it's all over, but the fucking crime. It's all over.

Just remember, you know, some things win the battle, but pussy wins the war. Yes. I mean, look at the decisions we collectively have made in lieu of pussy. You know what? I was talking to. Have you ever seen that show Westworld on HBO? How fucking good is that show? Oh, it's great. There's that one point I've been thinking about this nonstop for the past fucking

three weeks ever since he said it when the old guy on that movie, the guy Hannibal, forget his fucking name, Anthony Hopkins. He says, look at Mozart, look at Michelangelo, look at the fucking Eiffel Tower,

the Empire State Building, all of the most brilliant literature and art architecture in the world. and you think the human intellect is nothing but peacock feathers, just an extravagant mating call. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like all the most crazy fucking inventions or art

that's ever been created by human beings has all just been some extravagant, elaborate mating call. And so if you think about it, growing up, what is our... Now, okay, let's say it's whomever you're attracted to. In today's age, we can't assume that it's a guy, girl, girl, guy. We have to assume that there's guy, guy stuff, there's girl, girl stuff. And if you're over 18, love whoever the fuck you want. That's your prerogative.

I mean, like, I'm not here to tell you and judge you that heterosexuality is the only way to go. I mean, fuck. You can transition into what you want. You can be what you want. You know, that's a whole different world. But with regards to, let's just say the way Bub and Danny is wired, everything we do up to a certain point is to better ourselves with pussy. Right. If we didn't have, if you and I didn't have a sex drive, so to speak, I would rather just hang.

You and I have more in common talking about, you know, ball game and bullshit like that than some chick. At the end of the day, the only reason we have her hauling around the buckle brush is because we want to fuck her. One reason we drive. Listen, if I didn't care about what a girl thinks about the kind of car I drive, you and I'd be rolling around in a fucking 04 crown vick. We don't give fuck about any, but we do everything in lieu of. of that pussy. But we come up with stories to, we come up with like stories to prove that that's not why it really is.

But it really is. It really is. It's the end of the fucking day. Even Elon Musk, you think? Well, that's a different character. I mean, that motherfucker doesn't care about nothing. I think that he's the most brilliant man in the planet. I really do.

I mean, fuck, that guy's just got some type of it swagger that we haven't ever seen. I mean, fuck. He doesn't even have a house. He doesn't give a fuck about nothing. I mean, think about if you're the richest man of the world, you don't give a fuck. like completely reverse of Matt Cox. Matt Cox worries about everything, including how big his fucking shin bones are.

Okay? Elyon Musk. And by the way, I always, I always mispronounce his name on purpose. Just like I know Illinois is Illinois, but I call it Illinois's. Because it's just my Bubba charm. I call corn on the cob, corn's on the cobs. Just because it's my white trash fucking, you know, and my cult-like Bubba Army following nose that I fucking, but I call him Eleon Musk.

Eelion Musk is the most richest motherfucker in the world. If I was the richest dude in the world Motherfucker, I would have a house That made Ben Mallors look like fucking You know, the maid's coroners Right? Elyon Musk doesn't even have a house He fucking crashes on people's couches

That's how much fucking swagger he's got Right? If you were the richest man of the world, Danny Jones, What kind of house would you have? Yeah, no. You'd have a staff of 50 Just telling you how fucking big your dick you is And how much money you got.

Hey, a guy I'm paying $100,000 Tell me how much money I got right now and how big my cock is. And how many girls are coming over to... Like Bubba Balzarian almost, right? Like, you know? Like, you know, like that guy. That guy's a fraud anyway, isn't he?

Haven't they come up that Balzarian? Maybe, like, it might be like all kind of smoking mirrors a little bit with him. I don't know, have they? I think that might want to be one of your next things you look into. Look that up, Austin. We could look it up right now. Immediately, Austin. Fuck.

Fucking right now. No, I think, well, he does. I think he rents a lot of the houses he lives in. And then he defaunts, I've heard he's defaulted on some of the shit and gotten thrown out of these big ass houses. Well, you know, he went to Admiral Fairgate, right? Yeah, yeah, and his dad was, they were from Tampa and shit. Yeah, his dad was a big fraudster, I think.

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make a nice whiff of that that's what it is hold on are you gonna knock me right the fuck out of it's fucking great it'll jack you up oh shit is it legal yeah it's legal it's like a main line of adrenaline right to your brain man I need that right before I hit the fucking air I know right hold on three two whew hey it's fucking Bobba the Lodzbonne here I'm fucking 605 usually I'm down to

see this this is old this one you do a 30 milligram adderol to get that effect oh yeah hit it oh man don't be a pussy about it Danny Jones hand fucking heat over here, cousin. It's legal? It's an old one, yeah. We got to get a fresh one here. Do you just kind of shake it up?

Yeah, shake it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I already know how it works. I got to eat my show, too. I got the bubble of the love sponge, you know, come on. Oh, yeah. So let me ask you a question. Why the fuck did you, I mean, seriously, why did you have me on here? You got, like, you're a fucking legend, blah. Yeah, I don't know. You think so? I mean, for real.

Dude, you are definitely one of the, the most iconic people. to ever come out of Florida that I know. I remember being like 16, 17 years old in the back of a fucking construction van going to work every day, every single morning hearing you come on the radio at 6 a.m. Well, I'm fucking half-brained at asleep, riding to Sarasota,

listening to you for two fucking hours. And I would always wonder, the one thing about you that always fucking like perplexed me was this guy is 6 a.m. sharp as a fucking tack. Every morning. And I didn't even have that shit. Without any of these fucking smelling salts, fucking rip-roaring at 6 a.m. every fucking day of the week.

Like, this guy's got some discipline. And you know the thing about it is, thank you for recognizing that. But in this form that we're doing podcast, it is kind of the reversed of what radio is or was, where radio was high energy, boom, boom, boom, boom, nonstop, fast, form and podcasting slows it way down and lets you kind of totally you know this is like slow

fucking this is fuck podcasting is fucking when you're 40 and radio's fucking when you're 18 because when you're 18 you know you're and when you're 40 well you're not even 40 yet are you? No no I mean you're like 34 you're just fucking getting it in there

and so that's kind of the difference and I've been doing radio now for 35 years and And, you know, thank you for saying what you did. Radio has changed. I'm locally heard on an AM station. But, you know, I made the digital switch, so to speak, in 17. And I really feel sorry for the regular radio guys out there that just have one regular

show and have no other forms of distribution because radio is dead. I mean, radio. Is it 100? I mean, it's the, it is the, it's the bag phone, so to speak. You know, I mean, look how cell phone technology has gone from. Remember when you first, maybe you don't even remember this, Danny, but when you were a pimp back in like 85 or six, if you wanted a cell phone, you literally had to have a fucking bag,

like literally a backpack, and the phone was in there, like you're a military guy and you had to zip that motherfucker up. So that's what radio is now compared to what the digital world is, you know, YouTube, you know, podcasting, you know, all the other different algorithms and how you, how you distribute content. It's still the expression, content is king. How you distribute your content changes daily. And people like you, you know, you probably are way more powerful in your distribution method of your content than any of the highest rated air personality in Tampa doesn't have, your reach by far.

That's so fascinating to me because sometimes when I'll turn on the radio, I listen to it, whether it be one, I think it's a 102.5 that I put on the other day. And you listen to him talk for five minutes and then it's a fucking 30 minutes of commercials. Right. How the fuck are they getting all these ads? And, well, through agencies and so, and that are paying. And who's paying for that? Nobody.

I mean, digital has, digital has cannibalized radio by like 65, 70 percent. And the bottom line is that these regular local radio guys are talking to only Tampa. And the highest rated radio personality at any one time might have 40,000 people listening to them at one particular time in a 15 minute period. They break it up in quarter hours. So it's called time spent listening. But like, so, you know, the highest rated guy in the morning might have 40 to 60,000 people live. listening at any time. Look at your numbers. I mean, look at big podcasting numbers and people on Spotify and Rogan and, you know, other things like that, you know, Cleetus, you know, just, I mean,

people don't really realize how powerful. And quite frankly, I'm not trying to make this the Danny Jones blow up your ass special, but you, you, you really have established, you know, a great, a great thing here. You really have. Being from a radio guy. I mean, I know you looked at me. He's like, oh, my God, blah, blah. But our radio world has changed. But our radio world has radio guys would love to be you right now. That's so interesting. For real. And I don't know that if a radio, if you've really had a radio guy on here, never.

That really knows it the way I do. But you've reverse engineered the whole thing by creating this digital real estate that you have in platform and delivery mechanism. Your numbers, I mean, I know I kind of had, we talked to numbers a little bit earlier. And there's nobody in radio making that type of, of digital money. None. Not one. But also the podcast market is so oversaturated, too.

There's every single person as a fucking podcast. But it's not oversaturated with good stuff. It's saturated with shit. And so content is king. Quality is king. You have, what, half a million subscribers on YouTube? People look at that and gravitate to that. You know, like one thing I'll look at is I'm going through.

the YouTube world. I instantaneously look at how many subscribers they had. That legitimizes that particular channel. Right. If I got a guy that's got 35, you know, but, you know, you have, you know, some huge numbers. So it is. It's oversaturated and it's a bubble. It's going to, I think the podcasting world is going to burst like the dot-com bubble did.

Really? I do. But I think that the people that have, that are big players in there, obviously will stick around and will benefit because we'll weed out all the shit. And people have the biggest misconception of podcasting. People are like, oh, I'm going to start a podcast and I'm going to start making $5 grand a month. Okay, buddy. You know, like it's a slow burn in order to inevitably to be able to establish great clients like liquid death.

Well, these aren't a sponsor. I just bought this for fun, just to fuck with people. Oh, well, you know what you should. See, this is where you're fucking. People like you that appreciate this kind of stuff. Not many guests will appreciate this shit. Yeah, but here's where you're fucking up. is you should take this our video air check of us doing that.

Oh, yeah. And send it to them and say, hey, I use your product. That's what I do a lot of times. I use your product. I had a guest who's well known as well. He loves it. We'd love to endorse your product. Boom.

See, I need that entrepreneurial mind. And so, you know, say, listen. And if anything, you'll get free product. If anything, you'll get free product. You own your own content. Now, in radio, you get into plug-o-la and play-ola scenarios with that if you don't own your own content. Where, you know, where a regular radio guy, let's say, you know, Drew Garabo, who I love, by the way, you know, he couldn't, because he has a Cox contract, couldn't be drinking liquid death because he went to the store and bought it and then throw it out and then get a hold of him liquid death privately and say, hey, would you want to do? No, that all have to aggregate through Cox, and Cox would get their little.

hands in it in a whole nine yards. But you, on the other hand, or me who own our own content and distribute it our way, we have every right to reach out to the liquid death. So the monsters or this guy here. And so honestly, you should have, is that Justin back there? That's Austin. Austin, Justin, Austin. Same thing.

Take the, cut up the clip of us talking about this, doing the hits. Send it to them and be like, man, who else is doing that for you? Right, right. You know, give me, you know, five, six hundred a month. sponsorship and all the stuff I can snort and let's let's call today. See, I think one of the good things I think about like the evolution from the old school way of of entertainment like radio or TV or movies. It's still like that obviously with TV and movies is the whole gatekeeper mentality.

Like you can't, it takes, it's so hard to break through in like television or in the film industry, especially now, but forever. And I'm sure it was just like that with radio. Like no one could grab a microphone and just start talking. No. Like there are these gatekeepers of old guys in suits who are, have, you know, they're buddy buddies with these advertising agencies and all they care about is money. Right.

Is this guy pretty, does he have a nice chin and is he going to make money? Or who's he know? Or who's his agent or who represents him? Right. You know, did I go out golfing with his agent last week? Yeah. You know, they say that realistically, you know, 50% of business gets cut on the golf course. These executives that are golf in and out, you know, and so this.

this world doesn't rely on that. You know, I did not, I stumbled upon your podcast through a person that I, my agent, Tom Bean, happened to watch the Matt Cox pot, the very first time he was on. Yeah, that was the most popular one. Right. And he reaches out to me, my agent, and says, hey, you might want to get this guy on. So I said, well, where can I see a stuff? There's this thing called concrete, spelled with a K. Go look it at. And so I, and now my co-host, Anna Hummel, in full disclosure, your podcast is one of her favorite podcasts. Really? To the point where she got into a fucking huge concrete rabbit hole a few nights ago.

We talked about this on my show. I need to actually have my producers pull the clip. We've been talking about you guys a lot on my show, the concrete podcast. And she's like, we opened the show up a couple mornings ago. And she's like, oh, my God, I got into this concrete podcast deal. and they were talking about this one dude who followed these people around in West Virginia. Oh, yeah, yeah, Mark Lado. Yeah, and so she was watching a Mark Lato deal, so then she started getting into that,

and then she got into the Whitakers of West Virginia. And so your podcast got her into this rabbit hole, and so you're doing great things here. And, you know, I want to help you in what I can do, like things like what I just showed you on how to do that. But I also want you to help me. Because I think together we could do some good shit together. Oh, hell yeah. Hell yeah.

I mean, I'm ahead of you maybe in branding in the knowledge of radio. But fuck, you are way ahead of me in this world. Well, you're, you are leaps and bounds ahead of anybody when it just comes to just, you're just such an interesting, like, personality and you're so charismatic and you're so good at talking. You're so good at, like, developing that rapport with people. I'm fucking dog shit at that. Like, I came up just holding a video camera, making my own little documentary. films and like little TV like pilots and shit like that. Yeah, but you got the hit factor.

And I, and I, and I just, I wanted it enough. I disagree that your dog shit on that. I disagree. Well, I've gotten a little bit better. I mean, you're interviewing me and I think you're killing it. Well, thank you. I mean, you know, I think that you're, I think that you're, I really, really think that together, you know, we could do some good shit together. How did you, I don't think, I don't know if you ever done this. I don't know if there's any like, sort of like, sequential documentary of your life anywhere. There's actually a couple things being shot right now. I'm shooting one documentary called Video Killed the Radio Star, which is I think about the most fucking brilliant, you know, the Hulk Hogan sex tape really fucked up my life. It really did. And a lot of people don't know

the truth to that. If you were to go ask, let's say you two guys are walking down the international mall or anywhere for that fucking matter, does anybody go to the fucking matter? Does anybody go to the fucking to Pinellas, what's, Seminole, what's Tyrone. Does anybody go to Tyrone Mall anymore? Not really. I know, but if you're hanging out on the beach or something amongst, you know, men 25 to 54, and you walk up to anybody in Tampa, Florida, or maybe the world for that most part, and you're like, hey, what do you know about the Hogan sex tape?

And they're going to say, oh, his best friend, Bubba the Love Sponge, taped Hogan, fucking his wife and then Bubba tried to sell it and do him dirty. There's truth to that. I did let him fuck my wife. And my home surveillance system got captivated it as it capsivates everything. That's my own, that's my only dabbling in the whole thing. The sequence of events that happened thereafter will absolutely blow people's fucking minds when they find out how this all went down.

Now, I'm not trying to say, oh, listen, I'm in a. I know, no, I let my best friend fuck my hot wife. I did. My best friend was in a... That's not, I mean, if everyone's willing and there's nothing wrong with that. There was three willing participants and really at the end of the day had an employee of mine not steal my fucking, my surveillance. Only three people to this day would still know about that event. And my life wouldn't have been ruined.

My ex-wife wouldn't be considered a whore. And Hogan wouldn't have $141 million in his pocket. So, I mean, jokes on me, motherfucker. I mean, he really got all that money? No, no, he did. He got, and in my opinion, in my opinion between now, there were, no, don't forget, there were two lawsuits. There was Hogan versus Gawker, and then the lawsuit that nobody knows about, Hogan versus Cox. Oh, okay.

This, all of this was aggregated through Cox Media. People don't, that lawsuit settled. That lawsuit settled. That's the story I'm going to tell. I'm going to tell that story. Everybody knows Hogan v. Gawker and how that worked out. But if you were to go and ask that, people say, well, people don't realize is that my best friend, Hulk Hogan, lived with me at his lowest point of his life in 2007. He was suicidal.

I had to take a gun away from him at one time. He was going to kill himself. And we were coming home from the dollhouse one night. My wife and I had a semi-open relation. I mean, you know, we were, we were, I wouldn't say we were necessarily in the lifestyle, but, you know, I'm not a jealous guy. I've seen through all of my years on being on radio and, you know, the squirt Olympics and the girls pissing in fucking coffee cans and shooting ping pongs, balls out their pussies and just all the stuff that I've seen, you know, I've become calloused. So my best friend fucking my wife is not that big a deal to me. and so you guys were married

we were together yeah we were married and and and so we're driving on from the dollhouse and my wife calls me and Hogan's down he's going through the worst fucking divorce ever and I just told us it hey Heather have a little sexy outfit on and take care of my boy when we get home and it was pretty much that it was pretty much

that simple um the the chain of custody of the tape as a story in itself it was Heather and I were going through a very nasty divorce, and I didn't want that, you know, that DVD at my house at that time. So I took it and put it in my office. And an employee stole it, and the rest is history. Then employee disseminated it. The employee used it to try to extort Hogan for a million dollars.

There was an FBI. Did you know that there was an FBI sting? I had no fucking clue. No. Nobody knows this. Nobody knows that this tape was shopped all around Hollywood. and everybody in Hollywood asked, Spice Boy, Matt Lloyd, Spice Boy,

my co-host, was shopping this to digital underground and to wicked productions and all this and says, you know, because the sex tape world with the Ray J. and Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton and Tommy Lee, you know, those were worth millions of dollars because the people in the tapes agreed, you know, for the, at the end of the day. Right.

Pam and Tommy want to act like they didn't. They made a lot of money on that deal. Well, Heather, myself, or Hogan. Well, sex tape hasn't made money. Yeah, right. I'm, I'm, I'm the, I'm the guy, I'm the person that's been on the worst side of sex tape. I'm the, I am the fucking, the guy who got butt fucked fucked by sex, by sex tapes. So as Spice Boy was shopping this, this tape, I didn't even know that it was gone.

You know, like, for instance, see that toolbox over there? Yeah. Okay. You might have three half-inch inches in there. Do you really know that there's three in there? Last time you checked, there was three. But do you go back every day and check that there's three-half-inch inches? Right.

No. I knew this sex tape was in my office in the desk. I didn't go every day and relook. Oh, it's still there. I just knew. I never had an employee theft problem. I didn't, you know, I had nothing. I had a pretty small staff and nobody went at my office,

and I'd never have a theft. problem. People had keys to the building. They could come and work on the weekends and things like that. Well, one of my employees stole it. I didn't know it was stolen until one of my producers, Brent Hatley, calls me March 4th, 2011, and flat out asks me, did, did Hogan fuck your wife? And I'm like, I'm driving into work. It's 4.40 in the morning. I'm on the Howard Franklin. I'm like, what are you talking about he's like on the dirty dot com there's a screenshot of your bedroom with hogan you know on top of on top of heather and i'm like oh my god brint brint run into my office right now and look at my top desk top drawer under some papers there should be a DVD that says hogan

on it and he walked in there and he said it's not there and my I knew my life was ruined. So Spice Boy was taking this tape and when he was going to, when he was going to all these places that could potentially buy a sex tape, the first thing they asked was, well, do you have 2257 forms on the people involved? And a 2257 form is just a standardized form that says, I am this person giving you permission to use my likeness and distribute it and we own the right and all that kind of bullshit, which you should have me signed at the end of the day.

Actually, no, I don't have anybody sign those. You should. You should, yeah. You know what? I'll give you a... If anybody ever told me they didn't want to be on here, I would take it down. Sure. But, you know, if you have it a 2257 further insulates.

Yeah. You know, I mean... That would be a good idea. That would be a responsible thing to do. I have a... Oh, really? Yeah, I have the... I have the template, so to speak.

I can get you. Oh, that would be fucking awesome. And you tell them, you know, you can either put in the form or you can tell them, hey, this just gives me the rights to put this on. but if you would ever have a problem with it, I'll take it down. Right. Like, you know, be disarming when you would tell them that. Because if they look at it, like, you know, it looks a little intimidating, you know, sign in some shit.

Right. But another radio lesson. Right. I can teach you a lot of lessons. I know. I'm learning a lot today. And my next lesson is get a vasectomy. Okay, now?

Let's, let's keep it at two. Let's keep it at two. You want to keep this empire going, motherfucker? You get another mouth of feed. Then you got to figure you and your wife are going to end up getting a divorce one of these days. You got fucking three child support payments instead of two. Fuck. You know, that's funny.

Baby mama drama. She always says that. She goes, she goes, I'm never letting you divorce me. But I don't care what the fuck happens when we get older. She's like, you're getting a vasectomy after our next kid, after three kids because I don't want any other bitch to have your kids. That's her way looking at it. That's her way. That's quite, that's a lot of wisdom right there.

You might want to listen to a little girl on that one. Yeah. But you might want to try to whittle her down. Let's keep an edit two. I'm just saying. I know. Yeah, I'm trying to. I mean, child supports strictly a number.

It's 20% of your gross per kid. Think about... 20% per kid, bud. Oh, God. You're looking at 60 points. 60% of everything. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Homeboy's thinking about his job right now. I can see why Hogan was suicidal. Yeah. Well, I mean, Linda got... I mean, fuck, I mean, his divorce settlement was just crazy. So anyway, Spice Boy starts shopping this tape.

He can't find anybody in Hollywood or anybody in the porn industry. They'll touch it. They're like, listen, we cannot put... We cannot put this up if you don't have... have, you know, at least Heather and Hogan on 2257s. Right. It's illegal. Well, at that point, the tape was worth nothing.

So he then, this is, this will blow your fucking mind. And this is what people in the mall and don't know is that he then got a hold of his wife's best friend who named Lori Burbage, who worked at the Bank of America. She was just making like, you know, 20, like I'm a single mom and gave her $1,000 to be the liaison. And he called up a guy named Keith Davidson, who was the number one sex tape broker in Hollywood. I've heard of him. And he came, he flew to Tampa and brokered this. And he had David Houston, who's Hogan's lawyer, who's now dead. And Hogan.

Is that the guy that looks like a burn victim? Yeah, it looks like Fire Marshal Bill. Oh, my God. Let me tell you something. I got so much heat when he said. Yeah, you died in Reno. Oh, fuck. And so him and Hogan, Keith Davidson got a hold of him and Hogan and said,

we have the sex tape. I have the sex tape. Well, first of all, the dirty.com put the screenshot of it up in March and kind of alerted the world that it was out there. So everybody's scrambling around where the fuck is it. Nobody knows they can't produce it. The dirty.com has to pull it down immediately, but Spice Boy fucked up by, I think he got like $4,500 to send them just that picture. So as he's shopping and he can't sell it, he then arranges a meeting to, for Keith Davidson to represent him.

And Hogan, David Houston, Lori Burbage, who represents the owner of the tape. Because if Spice Boy would have walked in there, Hogan, would have said, fuck, because they knew, he knew Spice Boy worked for me. Right. You know, Spice Boy wanted to completely stay out of it. Right. So, Lori Burbage goes in representing the owner of the tape. Keith Davidson's in there.

They're broker it. But what they don't know is that Hogan and David Houston called the FBI and said, we're being extorted. They want a million dollars for this sex tape for Hogan to buy back so that it doesn't get out. That's what bad guys do is if I got something here and you don't want this, You don't want your wife to see this? Well, then buy it off of me, bitch. Right, right.

Otherwise, she's going to get it. Now, that was true. Somebody did try to extort him for a million? True. It's, and it's, and it was an FBI sting that's been fully documented video. Really? They have it, like, recorded him actually saying that? Yes.

Wow. I'll have that footage on my documentary. Wow. So, they're in there, and Hogan writes a dummy check for $150,000 to buy back this tape. The Fed's knocked the door down, fucking put Lord. Lori Burbage and Keith Davidson in handcuffs. Oh, this gets fucked up, Dan. You're going to fucking freak out over this deal.

Holy shit. So the FBI does this big sting, the whole fucking nine yards. Keith Davidson's lawyers up and hires a guy named Brian Allbritten. Now, Brian Allbritten was my original attorney when I got in trouble for the hog situation. Remember my hog deal? Oh, yeah. He was my first attorney. So now, but he, now.

When each new president comes in, they appoint a U.S. attorney for the district. In Florida, there's three districts, the upper, the middle, and the lower. Well, that is you're basically the U.S. attorney for the middle. You know, you decide what the federal government prosecutes. Well, Brian All-Briton, after he became my attorney under the George W. Bush administration, was a big slinging dick. He worked for Holland and Knight. He was the U.S. attorney for six years in Tampa.

So he was the, you know, the big slinging Nick, this guy named Brian All-Briton. Well, after George W. Bush left and Obama came in, then they appoint a new U.S. attorney. It's all politics. Well, Brian All-Briton, if you're a former U.S. attorney after a year or 18 months, you can then go into the private world sector and be a regular lawyer. So what do bad guys do when they're in trouble? If you got the opportunity to hire the former U.S. attorney who just left that office, who has a all of his boys back then. Who do you hire? You hire that guy, right? Right, right. So Michael Davidson hires Brian All-Briton to represent him. Brian All-Briton walks into the U.S. Attorney's Office,

a guy named Lee Bentley now. Okay, I'm sorry, Robert O'Neill. And he, Robert O'Neill is the U.S. attorney, and he was formerly Brian All-Briton's assistant. So that's his boy. So Brian All-Briton goes and says, listen, you got a pro wrestler. and you got a fucking shock jock. Both are uncredible witnesses. This is going to be a fucking clown show. You can't press charges on these people. They know prostit.

They no processed it. What does that mean? They didn't prosecute. They didn't attempt to. They said no. So it didn't get pro- Matt Lloyd, Spice Boy, Lloyd Burbage,

Michael Davidson, Keith Davidson, all the people that extorted Hogan got away with it because I was the victim. Because I'm a bad guy. I'm the loudmouth. I'm the guy that lesbian Tuesdays, no panties Thursday, Redneck Mondays.

Squirrel Olympics. Squirt Olympics. Shoot ping pongs out your pussy. And that guy doesn't make a good victim. You can do whatever the fuck you want to me, but they never will prosecute for me. So it got unprosecuted. So here it gets better.

So Matt Lloyd, Spice Boy, gets away with it. He basically gets away with it. I'm still doing mornings on the bone. Now I have been, and Mike Kalta's doing afternoons, and I'm still the morning man, but I'm now kind of the fucking piece of shit because America or corporate, they don't know about this failed extortion attempt because there was no charges brought. Are you talking about it? No, I'm really not talking about it because I don't know about it because it takes a year for that shit to get out. And I didn't even really know about it until Hogan sued Gawker and I'm in a deposition and they start asking me all these questions. and I'm like, what? Huh?

And so Spice Boy then takes this tape. He's cleared. No big deal. And it's no value. There is no value to this tape. You can't extort Hogan for it. Right. Because you almost went to prison for that deal.

You can't get anybody to buy it. So the only value it is is to get me fired over it and for Mike Kaltah to get mornings on the bone. And so Spice Bowl. gives it to Mike Calta. Mike Calta gives it to his agent, Tony Burton, and Tony Burton hand delivers it to Gawker. Gawker publishes it.

I get fired, and the bone promotes Calta, and he's still there to that day. He's still the number one morning man in Tampa, which I used to be, and he used my sex tape to fucking do it.

And I'm going to tell that story. It's a story that nobody in this room. Did you know that? I had no fucking clue. I knew he was somehow involved, but I didn't know the details. Yeah. And so Hogan then sued Gawker was awarded $1141 million, collected $35 million because they filed bankruptcy and he was the largest creditor. So got $35 million there.

I was heard after Peter Thale and all the P. I heard that Hogan put about 10. And this is just strictly my opinion. I heard Hogan put about $10 million in his pocket for that after that was all shook down. then he sued was brilliant he sued Cox separately for the distribution you know of of of how it got out and in if you one of the maybe my next appearance if you go to the Pinellas county court court doc and you look up Hogan versus Cox and you what and you read the complaint you can it shows you know it lays it right on that's basically what my documentary is going to be is the

following the complaint. Wow. And Cox, I heard, and this is just strictly hearsay, that Cox wrote Hogan a $50 million plus check. Wow. Because Hogan had evidence of this tape. Now, here's the bad thing about it is. Spice Boy quit my show in February of 2011,

stole the tape, shopped it to the dirty, and then, And so this this tape appeared after he quit my show. And he quit my show on great terms. We were like, he was like, I'm going to go. He quit my show. I remember when he quit.

Yeah, and he went to go do nights on the car on, on the bone. And it was a big thing. It was like, hey, you're leaving my show, but you're going to do your own show. My agent even cut his deal for him for free just because we, that was my guy. Right. Right. I didn't know that he, what he had took on, on, on his exit plan. So, you know, he distributed it all, and Cox did fire him.

But, you know, for years, I was the bad guy, the bad guy. And in the evidence that Hogan had in Hogan v. Cox, I invite anybody to go to the Pinellas County Court record system and just type in Hogan v. Cox and read the complaint. It will blow your fucking mind that Hogan had the fact that Cox actually had this tape on their servers and the management would look at it. Cox management would look at this, watched this Hogan fucking my wife tape while I worked there. The ongoing joke behind my back while I was working there was,

hey, have you seen the fucking tape? Oh my God. So then the guy that they find, so Calta's agent, Tony Burton spins it to Cox that you can't have this guy as your morning guy. He's a pornographer. He let, you know, his wife fuck. again. He tried to do his best friend dirty. I mean, you can't have that. Clients are going to be

falling off. Nobody wants to be associated with that guy. So they fired me and they promoted the guy at the end of the day. They had to write a $50 million, what I was told, a $50 million. And that motherfucker is still there to this day. And I am still the motherfucker in the whole entire world. Everybody thinks I did it. That is so fucking bizarre. I mean, it's so bizarre. Let me give you an example that you might be able to wrap your fucking head around. And take the Bubba factor out of it. You know Mark Wilson on Channel 13? No.

Okay. Mark Wilson, Channel 13, is the head lead anchor at the 6 o'clock. You know, it was him and Kelly Ring. Like local news? Yeah, local news. And I'm just using local because I thought maybe you would know a little bit about it. But like, you know. I do watch Tucker every now and again.

All right. We'll go into that later. Let me use Tucker. Okay. Who's a friend of mine? I know. very good friend of mine. I know. Call him up right now. Let's say Sean Hannity. You're familiar with that? Yep. Sean Hannity, Tucker and his wife are in an open relationship. And so let's

think of somebody super famous that Tucker might know. Donald Trump. Okay? Let's just use that. Different players, but here's this scenario. So Tucker lets Trump fuck his wife. Right. There's video of it. It's not going anywhere. It's, you know, it's just, it's not going to go anywhere. Hannity fucking wants Tucker's job. So Hannity steals the tape. He starts shopping it around and everybody's like, fuck, we can't, we can't. Do you got consent forms for, you know, Tucker's wife and Trump? No. Sorry, we can't do anything about it. Okay. The FBI does a sting and fucking goes and and Tucker's liaison

tries, I mean, I mean, Sean Hannity's liaison tries to shake Tucker down for a million dollars. The FBI gets involved. People get arrested. But the FBI is like, listen, you got Donald Trump here. You got fucking Tucker. It's a fucking right wing fucking shitstorm here. We're not going to prosecute this. Okay. Right. All right. Hannity's like, fuck. It didn't work there.

So Hannity goes to Fox. and Hannity then, you know, or no, Hannity goes to CNN and says, hey, I got a tape for you guys might want to fucking play it. CNN plays the shit out of it, right? Boom. Fox fires Tucker and gives Hannity the job. And then five years later realizes that Hannity is the one that distributed it, but let's Hannity keeps his job.

Yeah. I mean, it's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's much bigger players, you know, a little more sexier. Not at the time. At the time, it was probably about equivalent. I mean, you were much bigger than Tucker back then, weren't you? Yeah. One of the reasons why Tucker was on my show every Tuesday for five years is because we were globally bigger than him. He was using... I had no clue who Tucker was when he was on your show. I just knew that he was this great fucking guest who would come on.

Oh, he was the best. He'd be like, uh, and he got in a lot of trouble for his appearances because he was so cynical and so funny. He'd be like, let me tell you about Iranian women. If they're not out, you know, fucking camels, they have hair underneath their arms. know, and then, you know, and now he's gotten in trouble over all of his appearances on my show. Right, right. But like, same, same scenario, but just different players, that would never, ever in a million years last. People would not fucking tolerate that. No. Fox would not go for that. Why did, it's just, it blows my mind that, listen, I am a bad guy.

I've done a lot of fucked up shit. I'm the second highest defined radio personality in the history of radio. That's a good fucking thing. Yeah, I've, you know. You're second to Howard, right? Right, second to Howard. I have, you know, been, let me ask you this, Danny. And you've had a lot of criminals and people that have been in trouble on your show.

How many of your guests have been on trial four times, jury trial, four times and are four and O? You're probably the only one. I'm probably. You're 100% the only one. Yeah. I've been on trial four times and have never lost. jury trial where I have jury of my peers in my community that have let me free every fucking time four times I've been on trial four fucking times if that doesn't show you that society

fucking absolutely has me all wrong and when I'm judged by impartial people on whatever I've been trumped up on I've I'm not the fucking piece of shit that people think I am and you got a really good lawyer I got great lawyers when I came into the power pick I said I got my Lawyers and my lesbians. That's all I need in life. Lawyers and lesbians. That's all you need. And there's a little truth to that.

I mean, you know. Fucking power pig is such a good fucking name. Just power pig. It fucking rolls off. Bubba there? Baba speaking. What's your name? Lisa?

Melissa, how old are you? 12. Call me in six years when you got pubic hair, bitch. Hang up. Bam. I had a 52 share at night. Hello, Power Pig. Baba.

What? Um, uh, my grandpa died last week. Here's one, an infamous call, which I wish I could find. My grandpa. First of all, what's your name? Uh, Lisa. How old are you? 14.

Well, I shouldn't even be talking to you because I don't talk to anybody under 18 because you're a little kid. You're a little fetus. Get to hell off my phone, you little fetus. But I'll let this one through. What do you want? Well, okay, Baba. Um, my grandpa died and his favorite song was, you know some bullshit song and uh can you play that for me because my family's all gathered around

right now and we want to i go lisa let me ask you question what did grandpa fred is he is he in the ground in a casket yes and when did you put grandpa fred in the in a casket uh two weeks ago okay were you there at the burial yes did you guys put a boom box in there at all like did was there a boom box or a radio uh no well then how the fuck can grandpa fred here the song we're going to play. This is all for selfish reasons to make you guys feel good. The bottom line is you just have to deal with the grandpa Fred took a lick. He's dead. He's not going to fucking hear the song and I ain't playing it. Get off my fucking phone. That's the shit that I would do. So, and I had a 54 share because nobody in radio had the balls to do it. And be like, you know, just, you know,

shit. Hey, who's this? This is Johnny. How on you, Johnny? Johnny. Nine. Johnny. Is your mom, and dad still together? No. You got a stepdad? No. How old's your mom, Johnny? She's 35. She got big knockers, Johnny.

For all the numbers. Yeah. You know, like her boobs. You know, like, are they big? This is probably very inappropriate to be talking about a nine-year-old. Yeah. Listen, Johnny, how about I come over there

and just wear out your mom and I? You know what? I own love sponge limos. Johnny, how would you like to be going to school in one of my limos tomorrow? Because I spent the night at your house because your mom was wearing me out

She made his French toast in the morning, Johnny. How would you like that? Rolling up there, my 42-foot limo that said Love Spudge. You'd be the coolest guy in the world, wasn't you, Johnny? Um, I don't know. Get out of here, Johnny. I didn't mean any of it, you little bastard. Leave me alone.

Oh, my fucking God, dude. That's the shit that, you know, on the power pick. And then I went to 98 Rock. And then that was a whole, you know, I'd have literally, Hi, who's this? This is Rhonda. I work at Benigans. And me and my boyfriend are here in bed.

Rhonda, listen. your boyfriend right there yeah put him on a phone hello hey what's your name ron ron why don't you start blasting her right now live on the air get on top of her and just start just going crazy and i want to hear it put the phone down there next to you know wham wham ha ha have her call you superman oh superman spark like a dog i mean you know just all and the thing about it is as i was telling you off the air i have all of this shit i just got to wrap my head around it and figure out how i'm going to distribute it and whether I put it up on YouTube, whether I put it up on a podcast. I mean, I got all of this. I have, I've owned all my content since 1992. I have that meaning. I have enough

content that would fill this room up. Even though that you were on like, like, 102.5 and all those networks, you still own it? I owned it all. Really? I would, my agent Tom Bean was so brilliant. I was an independent contractor that licensed my show to them for the term of my contract. And they had the right to broadcast my material, but the minute that I was no longer employed, they had no, they had no right to it. Wow. To distribute it anyway. And so I have, I have all of that.

I just need a guy like you to help me out and to get it out. Well, we're going to do that, whether it's me or, I need a hit of this. Yeah, I need another hit to. Let me get a hit to it. Maybe turn the air down. Fred. It is fucking hot in here, bro. I create a lot of energy, Fred.

I really do. It is fucking hot. We need to crank that shit down with your burking stocks. And that fucking perm of yours. Is that a perm? Is that a perm? That's a fucking perm. Let me see.

No, he's, uh, where are you from, Austin? What's your, what's your nationality? Uh, Czechoslovakian? Polish. Polish, Polish Jew. We're not even going there. Polish, Polish Jew? Polish Jew.

Oh, he's triple insulated. You can do anything he wants. Where do you get that shit at? On their website, Jimmy, it's, uh, Jujimufu.com. I saw it because I saw, I saw Joe Rogan was using it. Him and, uh, uh, did you know, Roe? Did you know Rogan used to, I've had him on my show. I saw that.

I saw the fucking thing on YouTube. I can't believe it only has a thousand fucking use on YouTube. So he's on fire for like a whole fucking hour. How do I get, do I just need to take that video and put some Danny Jones? We need to spice it up a little bit. Some Danny Jones love on it. We need to put some lipstick on it and put it on there. I got Joe Rogan saying, I'm a fan of your show and I actually missed a meeting last week because I was so riveted to your show.

I couldn't get out of the car. How to fuck? Hey, man. He said he pulled over on the side of the highway. listen to you talk to somebody. I'm not putting 15 bucks a month in my fucking pocket. What the fuck? I need to police you with the fucking white trash kicker here.

Immediately. God damn. Dude, like, I couldn't, like, how long ago is that you had Joe on your show? 08. That was 08. And he took, and you know what was he doing touring for comedy? Yeah. And UFC.

When I was with Sirius XM, I had to fucking sweetest deal. Dana White would pay. me $25,000 for every pay-per-view to fly me out. And they had my own studios right backstage. And every fighter had to come interview with me live on Sirius X-M. Yeah. Fucking VIP suites, horrors, fucking everything. Crazy.

Yeah. That's fucking amazing. I don't even realize how fucking cool I used to have it. God damn. Now I'm in a fucking AC unit. Fucker. Now you're in the fucking Danny Jones trailer. Danny Jones.

fucking sex dungeon that actually was my inspiration for this setup it was supposed to look like a like a 70s porno but you know what on camera it looks good yeah thank you it looks it looks good oh so you're at your liquid death that's my liquid death memorial yeah you got any concrete t-shirts that you have your guests i got a fucking

shitload of them for you over there and hoodies each each yeah each guy not every guest not every guest gets them something yeah it's right like i when i was telling my girl i was like uh yeah i think i think i i want to bring this guy some shit shit, he's pretty cool. He might be able to help me. I like him. Yeah, no, for you, I got you a shitload of stuff. Um, good. Three-X? Oh, no. The biggest I have is two-x.

Motherfucker. You're three-hs-you don't look three-X. You know what? I'm losing weight. So, uh, that'll give me something. When I can finally wear my concrete hoodie, I'll make a big deal. Are you always trying different diets and shit still? I remember when back when I was listening to you were always trying different shit. Yeah, I'm all, aren't we all? I mean, aren't we all? I mean, you're trying this shit. Exactly. That's my diet.

When you're fat, you're always trying, like, you know. Yeah. I just, I've always been, I've always either been big, like I played football and big, but then I got real fucking fat. Radio, when I got, when I was, fat, yeah, because when I was in the power pig, you know, it was like we were, and you know, and you know Matt Heller from hornblasters? No. Might want to look him up. Okay. He's a fucking stud.

Matt Heller, he owns hornblasters. Okay. You know those big train horns that people put on trucks? Oh, yeah, yeah. He owns that. And this motherfucker, like, hangs out with the Gronkowski's, and he probably travels in some of the same circles, like Tifu and some of that shit.

But Matt, what was I talking about Matt Heller? Fuck. Diet, we're talking about diet and, like, eating and shit, and he was one of the, I don't know how we got to that. Can you fucking remember about Matt Heller? I forget now. Fuck, I completely forgot. He said radio.

We started getting radios when he started getting fat, and he started talking about Matt Heller. Yeah, I forget now. I forget. That's okay. It doesn't matter. It's that fucking snobing. of shit.

That, the fucking, the way that you talk to people when they were used to call in and shit, like on the power pig and talking, like, is that just like an inherent part? I don't know. Go ahead. Matt Heller said it best. Back in the day in Tampa, and then I was, you know, syndicated in like 12 other cities, Miami, Orlando, Jacksonville, you know, Fort Walton Beach, Naples, Fort Myers, Hartford, Connecticut, Richmond, Virginia, Cincinnati, O'Brien.

Ohio, San Diego. So I was syndicated while I was doing my morning show on 98 Rock. And so as you said earlier, when you were being that pickup truck and you'd be listening to me, think about it. You didn't have a smartphone. There was no Twitter. There was no Twitch. There was no YouTube.

There was no Instagram. There was no Spotify. There was no nothing. I was the form of social media. If you wanted to know what was cool, what was happening. what was shocking, what was sexy, what might be provocative, I was your only outlet. That's why I got to be so big and so iconic in the space that I was, is because I was kind of the first form of social media in our little world,

in our little microcosm of radio, so to speak. So when you're in the back of that truck, you know, you didn't have your fucking phone to be scrolling through looking at fucking, you know, TikTok shit. You had to listen to the radio in order to be cool and to know what was going on. That's exactly right. Matt Heller was the one that came up with that. He was, you know, he's super big on social media. I think, I think Hornblasters has like a million five Instagram people and that's a local deal. But I think that that's the, I think, I don't mean to be narcissistic or bragging, but I think that's kind of right. I think that's kind of one of the

reasons why I was able to obtain or get to the status, you know, that I, that I've, that I've, that I've become or had at one time. Yeah, I think that's, I think that's 100% right. I think, back in those times what I was trying to get at before was like your whole personality and the way you come across even like being so energetic first thing in the morning and being able to go through these fucking marathon shows every single morning

and and maintain that energy throughout the whole thing even though you start and I've never done cocaine ever in my life never ever ever stop I've never done cocaine in my entire life I didn't think you were on cocaine thought you were for sure on Adderall. No. No.

Never? No. Now, recently, I've discovered Adderall, but Adderall wasn't a thing until what? How many years ago? I mean, I fucking took Adderall when I was in college, like 2007. I knew, I knew I didn't, I didn't find out about Adderall until probably five years ago. Really? Right.

I mean, I didn't even smoke weed. And I now love weed. But I didn't even try weed until 10 years ago when I was 46. When I, prior to that, I was in doctrine, like, if I was from Warsaw, Indiana, and, like, weed was a gateway drug. The minute that you smoked a joint, you're going to be shooting up heroin. And so I was like, and so this rock style of, this rock star of a lifestyle that I lived. And, you know, I'd be backstage with Motley Crew at Livestock. And I'd be with fucking, you know.

Your life. I can't believe you've never tried cocaine. That's crazy. Or weed. Everybody'd be getting high as fuck. Even my guys who work for me. And I'd be like, ah, I don't need that, you know. I'm just naturally, you know, high energy.

and I have the ability to get to get to you don't need it to turn it on so I tried weed 10 years ago for the first time I was just telling this conversation last night night of dinner and the the reason why I didn't like weed is I don't like smoking I think it's dirty I just don't like smoking my mom and dad smoked when I was a kid growing up they quit but it was just I hated it I hated it well Brent Hatley my executive producer remember when they first came out with those volcano those oh yeah and so and he would have to these things and they had these big bags like helium-filled balloons and you just suck on them. So in 2012, here I am going through shit. The Hogan tape just broke. I'm fucking a basket case. I don't know if I'm going to lose my job. Everybody thinks that I'm the bad guy. I'm the one that fucking taped Hogan fucking my wife trying to get rich.

You know, we've been through that story. I'm just going, I mean, I'm not thinking I'm thinking I'm going to kill myself, but I'm just at the lowest point in my life. And, you know, my wife, I just went. through a huge divorce with my wife. You know, it's just so much uncertainty that really, I needed weed. I mean, people don't realize how beneficial weed really is. Oh, it's fucking great.

I mean, like, it changed my life. And so at 46, here I am, going through fucking hell. And finally, Brent Halley, my producer, comes up with a way that I don't think is dirty and fucking, you know, smelly and like it's a bag. He goes, Bubba, how many times? like have you taken a helium balloon and you know and like you did it and you talk like micky mouse and shit like i yeah he goes it's the same thing so i had this big ass bag so i fucking did the smoke and i was just like and the first thing that came to my head was what's so bad

about this how can this feeling that i have be bad right now when you're drunk you know i sometimes you want to fight sometimes you know but i'm like society has really got this wrong on what this does to you. Mm-hmm. Like it doesn't, and at that time, it kind of opened up a world of euphoria and a different dimension of how to look at things and not be so fucking uptight.

Right. It kind of just made me less uptight and gave me the ability to cope with kind of what I'm dealing with in somewhat of a, of a, of a, of a, disoble type way. You know, I mean, I didn't, I wasn't going to go and take antidepressants and, you know, I'm not, I'm not in all. I know, I know some people that take, you know, fucking Zoloft and all this kind of

bullshit just to, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm old school. I don't think, I don't, I don't think you, you know, you know, a lot of people get fucked up off that stuff. Yeah. I mean, I know some guys that take it if they don't, they, so they don't premature come, you know, you know, and all that. Zoloff? Yeah, if you take enough Zoloff, it makes, I mean, you could fuck all my life.

Really? Yeah. Is it kind of bother that long? Now you're going to abuse it. I am going to abuse it now. Tandy Jones three refills, Zoloff, please. Oh, you know, you wire your bitch out. I don't need a prescription.

Well, yeah, you do. We can find street. All right, yeah, we can find a doctor. I mean, you live in Pettos Park. We can get the Zoloff, please. Yeah, exactly, exactly. I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy. Perfect.

Just some Zolies. Are you, now, are you serious? Are you serious? Are you, are you serious? You're microdosing now? Yeah. Really? Yeah. What do you think about that?

I, uh. How do you like it? I love it. I love it because it's just, it's, I don't ever take too much that, that trips me out, but I take enough to make, kind of fuzz me out, I kind of call it. Kind of like on the edge, on the fence of like tripping too hard. Yeah, I've not, I've not tripped.

Never hallucinated visually? Nope, nope, nope. I just, you know, kind of just a little bit and it just kind of takes the edge off a little bit. Do you do it when you're live when you're on radio? Oh, yeah. Do you really? Oh, yeah. Does it help?

Enhance it? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, it does. I mean, that with a gummy chaser, man. Oh, my God. You'll be fucking the next Howard Stern, Danny Jones. God damn. Fuck Danny Jones.

We'll make you a rock star. I mean, we got to work. Danny Jones. I mean, come on. You got to put some fucking showbiz in that, you know? Yeah, that's kind of... Danny Jones. I mean, that's the guy who mows my lawn.

That's the guy who cleans my pool. What a vanilla fucking name. Yeah, Danny Jones. Yeah. Concrete's good. It's a shitty name. Yeah, concrete is a cool name. I mean, concrete's so good that who gives a fuck about who's Danny Jones is.

I agree. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm hoping for. Yeah. But when, what I wanted to get at, when you, before you started to get, like, really big on the bone and, like, one of the things that made you so interesting to me when you were, when I was younger, when I was, like, in my teenage years working construction, listening to you every single morning was that not only were you super fucking entertaining. You always had the craziest fucking people calling in, like Tucker and you had Hulk and would call in. Every day. But on top of that, you were known for being this fucking, like, rock star rich person.

Yeah. Like, you're like, oh, I got millions in here. got this million dollar mansion. But like, this guy's fucking rich as fuck. Listen, I'm not trying to brag. But that makes you so much more interesting. Fuck. I was doing, in my heyday, I was doing five million a year.

You know, I had three or four years at five million. You know, I mean, I had a fucking plane. You know, I had fucking, yeah, I mean, and I'm not, and I, and I say that, you know, I say that humbly because I lost it all. And I was fucking stupid about it. And if I had my mindset today, if I had started fucking do it. doing weed at 36, I'd probably have half of that left because I'd be like, you don't need to go out and pay cash for a hundred thousand dollar escalade when you can fucking finance it for fucking two

percent. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, like, just stupid shit, you know, you don't need. How old were you in, like, in like the peak of your career? Well, I would say the peak of my career, the money wise you're talking about? Money wise and like popularity wise. Probably 06 to 12. That six year period when we were heard both. We were afternoon drive on Howard, on Howard 101. So we had Howard's rub. And then I was on, you know, 14 Cox, you know, I mean, fuck. I was making a million five for my Tampa deal.

I was making 500,000 per affiliate. So 500 for Orlando, 500 for Jacksonville, 500 for Miami, 500 for Richmond, 500 for Fort Myers. And then Sirius paid me $2 million. You know, so I did six years of that. So I would say how old, how old was I in 06? I was born in six? Was I 40? 40 years old.

40 years old. Wow. 40 years old. You know, hot fucking wife. You know, two kids. Running around, getting drunk with Hulk Hogan. Running around. It was such a fucking pimp that when I went to the lightning games, I parked where the players did.

and walked in through the players way. That's how I got to the game. That's so fucking bad. And again, I say that so humbly, and I wish I would have taken a step back at that time and realized what I had and how think, and been a little more appreciative and thankful for what I, you know, for what I had and certainly had a better savings program.

You were definitely a fucking, you're a fucking an outlier, especially when it comes to like this. You should not a liar or an outlier? No, you're not. If you're a liar or not, your lawyer. I'm brutally honest. But an outlier. But like, yeah, like you, you, it's obvious that you have extreme fucking talent when it comes to, you know, this media form.

But I wonder, like, what your perspective is on why you became so fucking successful. Do you think it was more of just, like, this inherent talent or gift that you have? Or do you think it was more of just like, like, the discipline and, you think it was more of just like, like, the discipline and, the hard work and the not quitting. I think it was the first. I think that I have an ability to, to communicate, to be jovial, to be self-deprecating,

to be, make the joke on me, but yet be stiff enough to do a good interview and tell a bitch to go pack sand and get the fuck out of my studio. And so kind of like, you know, I'm kind of like the guy that's running the bulldozer or running an excavator, a regular guy. I'm a regular dude.

You know, I think I come across. is a regular guy that has kind of the it factor that's a good bullshitter that's a good communicator and is a risk taker and so where most radio personalities would be like hey i got a you know when i was in on the when i was first starting on the 98 rock i think my base pay early on was like 450 500 which was fuck and this is 1996 you know big money so a lot of guys guys that are making that kind of money, I'll be like, well, I'm not going to take any chances to piss off management because I'll lose my gig. I'm like, fuck it. I'm going to go wide open here because it's going to make me more popular. And if I can just get management to stand behind me, it'll

escalate the fucking rock star popularity deal, which you will equate to more money. And I've always, I've always, I've always bet on myself. I've always bet on myself. And I think that that's, you know, I'm a risk taker and an outlier. And some of the risks I've taken have been not good for me. And, and, you know, but if you look, I mean, listen, I've been, I got fucked up over the Hogan sex tape. But, you know, that might come back and boomerang a back around to help me when my, when the truth gets out. I mean, I told you the truth and it blew you away. Wait till, you know, Netflix tells the truth.

You know, I'm not going to. Is Netflix doing it? No, I don't know who's going to do it. The documentary game is, is a really fucked up game in itself. You know, it really is. You know, we may have to go to some film festivals or some things like that, but we are in the process of shooting it now. And in shooting it, we're shopping it as well.

We have a, there's a ton of people in the streaming space now. It's just not Netflix, you know, Paramount, Peacock, you know, everybody is looking for content. And when we tell our story, the average person has the same reaction as you. We're like, you're making this up. We're like, no, here's an 1800 page, you know, Hogan v. Cox complaint that completely validates everything. From phone records to FBI, you know, we're in the process right now. The FBI is being a, they're being a bunch of fucks about giving us this surveillance of the Sand Pearl takedown.

Well, it's my right. Sand Pearl? That's where the FBI sting took, took the San Pearl, that real. Oh, I know. Yeah. I got arrested there once. You got arrested there? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For what? The guy we were talking about earlier, when we first started doing our show together in order to promote the show. This was before anyone watched it. This was like right after I started YouTube, I had like no following. I had like 40,000 subscribers.

And I was trying to... That makes me for like a real... Man, that really makes me flag a real fucking jobber. I had no... I'm trying to get to 45... I'm at 44,800. Is that where you really at? Yeah.

Oh, fuck. 44,000 eight. I'm sucking dick for beer money here. And you're... You're saying, I got arrested on some bullshit, but I had nobody listening to me. Well, you have fucking Twitch, so whatever. It doesn't matter. Well, still.

Anyways, I didn't have Twitch. But I was trying to promote the thing. I was trying to blow the show up on YouTube. I'm like, how the fucking I do this? My buddy Jack has this really fucking big YouTube channel for a million subscribers called Jugs Squad, where he's fucking franks. I'm familiar with him. That's Tifu's brother. Yeah.

So I'm like, Jack. I want to meet that guy too. Oh, yeah. I'll get him on your, on your show. He's fucking. I've seen somebody. I love his shit. Oh, he's fucking crazy.

The Jugs squad, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we go golfing. He's killing it. He is. They're both crushing it. Oh, good for them. So I was like, we've got to fucking promote this.

How are we going to do it? I'm like, maybe I can do a prank. And I was like, I always had this idea to do a prank where we prank the valet. So I got my buddies Ben's Rolls Royce, right? I'm like, first I talked Ben into it. I'm like, this is how it went. I said, we're going to promote this fucking show. We're going to get a prank to go viral using your Rolls Royce.

We'll put it on his channel. It'll get millions of fucking views. Right. And it'll promote our channel with the show. So we'll get a fucking built-in audio. from that video going viral. It's like, okay, great, yeah, yeah. Which is a great idea.

But only do it at Frank's restaurants. Don't do it at, don't do it at the fuck. Frank Chavez is? Yeah, exactly. I grew up, I grew up with him. Frank Chavez is one of my best friends. Is he really? Frank Chavez.

I grew up with his kids. Unbelievable fishermen, are they not? Oh my God, dude. Fucking Cody is a, he is like the Elon Musk of fishing. He is. Frank Chavez is one of my best. Frank Chavez as my wedding present when I married Heather. And I had Stern there and I should show you the videotape of my wedding.

Stern. I had Hogan was my best man. Well, I would love to see that. You should post that fucking shit on YouTube. I think I did. Oh, did you? I think I'll have to find it for you. But Chevis catered at all, Salt Rock style. I'm talking about, you know, crab legs, you know, fucking chocolate fountain, you know, steaks, lobster, liquor, a whole nine yards. The bill was $74,000 for catering, okay? At the end, so we go on our little honeymoon. Frank says, hey, when you get back, come over to the Salt Rock, and bring your credit card or your fucking checkbook,

and we'll settle it up. Okay, I'll give you a huge discount. You know, I'm going to give you my cost. The 77,000 should be about 40. Okay. And everybody, Howard Stern, everybody is like just raving on just like my fucking wedding was the best catered. I mean, even from the Hampton shit and all the,

like my fucking stupid Bubba Clem from Warsaw, Indiana, Mary and Heather Cole from West Virginia at the Gulfport Casino was the baddest catered event in the history of the land. So I go to fucking Frank Chavez with my checkbook and he,

it was going to be like 46,500. Now, it already tipped all the bartenders and bar that night. I just give him a couple hundred bucks, you know, that night.

And so it's like a month, it's a month down the road. And I go to write my check and he goes, okay, here it is. Here's the item I. It was 775. I took off,

You know, my food costs, blah, blah, blah. I have about 44,500 in it. So, okay, Frank, who do I make it out to? One of his LLCs I make it out to, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I thank you, Frank. I love you. God, it was the best ever. A week later, I get a Federal Express.

And, you know, we all open our, if you, one of the things, if you ever want to get somebody to open something, send it to them Federal Express. We all open our Federal. You may not open your mail, but when you see a Federal Express, don't you open up Right, an overnight package, right? He overnighted me a package from Frank Chavez to the studios. Oh, my, go, fuck, you know, open it up. It's the check torn in half and said, congratulations, friend.

No fucking way. Way. That's the coolest fun. That is just straight pim. That's badass. Look, I got goosebumps. That's fucking pimp. That is badass.

That's Frank fucking Chavez. That's cool as hell. So anyway, Frank Chavez, you had to do it at Frank's restaurants. Sorry to just, yeah, I'm very. No, that was a great fucking story, man. I know, but I had to interrupt you. That's cool. No, I pretty, that's your job. Match why Matt Cox doesn't like me because I interrupt him.

Really? That's why whenever I have him on here. And I'm taller than him. Whenever I have him on here and I talk over him or I talk. He's a little dick. All the little, all the commenters, they get pissed. Like, Danny, shut the fuck up. Let Matt talk.

Yeah, I'm like, fuck Matt. It's my show. Yeah, exactly. It's really not my show. It's the guest show. Not really. It's your show. But so anyways, so I'm like, yeah, we'll promote this fucking little web

documentary that we're going to do about you selling real estate and, and we're going to do a prank using your Rolls Royce. It'll be huge on the Jugg Squad channel. Yeah. And so I get it. And he's like, just don't, you just only do it at Frank's restaurants

because I don't want you to get in trouble. My dumb ass, we did it at Frank's restaurant. The whole prank was, I pull up in the Rolls Royce, or no, Jack pulls up in the Rolls Royce, goes to dinner with his girlfriend.

I have the other key to the Phantom, the Rolls Royce, and I sneak up after the valet parks it. Take it. And I take it. Then he comes back after he's done eating to get his rolls back and then fucking rolls is gone.

Right. So that's the whole prank. And he fucking cuts a promo on and where's my fucking roll. Where's my fucking car? Right. Exactly. We did it a couple times. We did it in front of the Brown Boxer.

We did it in front of the Sandpourl. Anyways, I did it the Sandprel. I got caught trying to sneak it back out of the valet garage underneath the sandpirl. And I'm fucking with the guy. They fucking call it cops. And I'm like, dude, I'm like, this is my friend's car. We're doing this is a whole stuff. We're doing a whole thing here.

And they called the cops anyways to get trespass, trespassing. I got like misdemeanor trespassing. I still had to go fucking in the paddy wagon To the clear-ord of beach deal You fucking straight gangster Look at you motherfucker Yeah and it ended up making the video 10 times better because I got fucking arrested

Right And actually probably helped And it worked It promoted the fucking show Our little show we created life for sale Ended up being a huge boost Maybe I need to get arrested I mean

That might be Yeah maybe You got a hog We can kill one Yeah Anyways that was my story How I got arrested at the San Pearl I don't know where we were going

Well sand pearls were the FBI Sting logs Was that was the FBB I think that, boy, I can't wait to get that foot. I'm having to sue the FBI now for that footage. They won't give it to me. Because there's a whole big fucking story as to why they won't give it to me. And I can't, I mean, it's like involving.

You should make this part of the documentary trying to sue the FBI. Yeah, we are. And the reason why, you want to hear, you want to something going to blow your fucking mind? What? Do you know why they didn't prosecute Michael, Keith Davidson? Do you know why? Is he the broker? he's the broker.

So they didn't file charges, but they had a window of opportunity, a window of statute of limitations where they could still, you know, anytime that they don't press charges on you, until your statute of limitations runs out, they can always come back to you and be like,

you know, motherfucker, we've revisited that and we're going to go ahead, you know, like until your statute of limitations run out, they can always come back and get you. It's been told to me that the reason why they didn't, they're not giving them, giving me the tape is because Keith Davidson was Michael Cohen's hitman. Michael Cohen with Donald Trump's personal attorney.

And when Donald Trump cut all these deals with these girls to keep their mouth shus, the Stormy Daniels, the other ones, Michael Cohen used Keith Davidson to broker these deals. So when the FBI went to Michael Cohen to get his correspondence with Keith Davidson so that they could prove Donald Trump, because remember the FBI, when Trump was in an office, even though Trump was the president, the FBI was bound and determined to fuck with Trump nonstop, from the Russian collusion deal to all the fucking shit. So they went to, the FBI went to Keith Davidson and said, if you don't give us all of your correspondence with Michael Cohen, we're going to reopen up the Hogan extortion deal. That's how they got into Michael Cohen's computer, and he went to prison.

No fucking way. Over strong-arming Keith Davidson and potentially recharging him with the crime of the sex tape. And that's going to be in my documentary. No fucking way. It's crazy how big of a deal that Hogan's sex tape was, man. That was like a nuclear bomb. I'm living it. I'm living it.

The largest civil verdict in Pinellas counties. in Pinellas County. You know, listen to this. You want me to be a real, real motherfucker. If you think about this, I probably should be recognized in Hollywood as the highest grossing producer of all time. My minute and 41 second tape made,

made a million dollars a second. It made, okay, it was a minute 41. That's pretty crazy. It was a minute 41. It was a minute 41, and it made $141 million. That's a million. You tell me, Scorsesey, fucking a,

Lucas, there's people that did start, they don't make a million a second. That's true. That's fucking true. The highest profiting film in history. And I owned it. And guess what? I wanted so much not to do with that sex tape that when it started getting shitty, I signed my rights over to Hogan and said, I don't want any, listen, Terry, I don't want

anything to do with this. Like I so want to not, this is so not me. Here, I signed, that's probably the biggest mistake I made. I signed the rights over to him. I said here. Because you wanted to maintain the friendship first. I wanted the friendship in my job and my innocence. Right.

I mean, if I was guilty, I would have said, fuck that. I want to keep, I'm going to fucking milk this out. If truly I taped it for profit reasons, why would I have signed over the rights within days over to him? Why would I have done that? Right. That's the biggest mistake I should have said, fuck it. I'll be the bad guy, but I'm going to get paid. Right.

Yeah, you should have been cutthroat. Cutthroat fucking. Yeah, cutthroat clem. Cutthroat clem. And now I'm fucking practically homeless clem, say it. Oh, my God. So. Have you guys maintained any?

Have you guys, you guys don't talk at all? No. And I've reached out to him. He won't, he fucking won. I mean, like, no. Really? Mm-mm. Nope.

And it's just like, you know. And he knows that I didn't do it. Right. Like, he knows that I didn't do it. But in order to maintain public, like, if he becomes, my friend again, then what's the first thing the public's going to say, those motherfuckers were in on it. Are they not? They're going to say like, oh, now they're friends. That's convenient. Yeah. So I can't win. I can't win. And again, I don't want anybody to watch

this and think that I'm over here fucking belly aching. I've let a good life. I've fucking made a lot of mistakes. I've mismanaged my money. I lost it all. I mean, that's kind of the template of the concrete, of the concrete podcast about, you know, like look at the guy that was counterfeiting. If that motherfucker just would have been a little smarter, not been so greedy, he probably would have been in better shape. Same with me. I just didn't go to prison. If I would have backed it down a notch, been a little more humble, realized what I had.

I don't know, man. A lot of the best stories have the fucking epic downfall. I know. And they rise from the ashes. And I'm going to rise. I'm going to rise. I'm going. I mean, I almost got my, you know, I, I think I'm, I think.

maybe with people like you and your help and the motherfucker behind the screen over there, Jim, whatever name is. Jim Bob. Jim Bob, Polish Jew. Jim Bob McGillacutty. Jim Bob McGillacutty. Johnny Wright-Clicker. Look at him. He's a clicking motherfucker.

Look at Johnny Wright Clicker. He's Johnny Wright Clickers on it. He's got Carpal tunnel in that right hand. Calvin Carpal. Look at my man over there. Hitting switches like a motherfucker. But, you know, I, I, yeah, man. You got to get on podcasts.

I think I'm a likable person. I think I have a huge brand that people know. I think if you don't know me, if you spend any time watching me or listening to me, you can see that I'm just kind of a regular dude. And, you know, I think I'm going to get, honestly God, Danny, I think I'm going to get one more shot at it.

I think I'm going to get one more shot at it. Because there's just not a lot of compelling people out there. No. Most everything on the internet or on the radio sucks. It's fucking horrible. It's true. It's fucking horrible. It's true.

Regular radio has killed itself. Regular radio should have been developing guys like Joe Rogan and you and not fucking kicking me out and not turned into a jukebox with $30,000 a year fucking radio personality is going. That was a tool followed by red hot chili peppers. Come up here on 97 UBO. Claudia skies today. Hello tonight 74. Tomorrow's high 92. I've got to check in with traffic right now.

and then after that, 42 minutes of commercials, and then another one from Red Hot Chili Peppers on the new 97 YPO. That's how it is. There's nobody under saying, Hey, this is Bobby Love Spungent. I got two chicks right now with Howard Franklin that are making out,

topless, and there's a fucking car, and they're coming to the station, and I'm going to have them, you know, shoot ping pong balls out of certain pieces of parts. Right. So, regular radio has thrown off all of its real talent. You know, Joe Rogan would have, have been just as popular on KLSX in Los Angeles.

But radio station, like, what a fucking long-form talk radio? When he came on your show, was he doing his podcast already? Had just started. And here's what. He, like, the dude was like a fucking encyclopedia talking about things. Right. So, but in 08, I had him on the show, which I need to repurpose that video because I think

you can help me with it. But he took me aside on, and when I went up, when I walked. him out and he goes dude you got you got you got serious xm you got you know millions of people listening and i contractually can i could have done a you know like when i was on serious xm i was also doing terrestrial radio i got to the radio station at at five in the morning and didn't get home till eight at night because i was doing two shows a day was doing terrestrial mornings and then afternoon satellite so i could what does terrestrial mean uh regular radio regular okay like the bone 98 rock things like that so i was doing that and then doing a standalone exclusive show for serious so i was

doing eight nine hours a radio a day a day but joe was at that point saying man after your second show get to boys together and just bullshit for an hour about anything and put it up as a podcast and i was like oh joe fuck that podcast right i used to call it podcast willie what am i a podcast willy guy now are you fucking kidding me it's what i'm regular laid it on down to. Where Howard shits on him all the time too. Oh, yeah, well, he's been shitting on Joe for, in the pod, the whole podcast thing for years. And, you know, Howard and I are still really close.

Are you really? I just got a birthday card from him. Handwritten. When were your birthday? What were your birthday? April 23rd. No way. Happy birthday.

Thank you. Same day, William Shakespeare and John Sina are born. But, um, basically the same people. Howard, Howard shits on podcasting because he's kicking himself in the ass for not doing it when he should, just like I, you know. Like anybody that shits on podcasting doesn't eat, kind of is kicking themselves in the ass that they know they should be doing it. You know what I'm saying?

Big name people. I mean, there's just no downside not to do it. You know what I mean? It's an easy setup. Yeah. You know, and if you're compelling, you can make a difference. I find it fascinating that Howard hasn't been on Joe's show. Well, I have found even you being on his fucking show.

I'm going to be on the Joe's show. Oh, are you? I'm just waiting until my documentary comes out because I want that one shot. Like, you know, Joe's not going to have me on as a regular guest. Right, right. But I can make a phone call and get on. And so I'm waiting. Joe, yeah.

Can I do the show? Sure. I'm promoting. You know, I want to have that one, you know, one thing that I'm heavily promoting. You know, by the way, your people can come look at my, how should we promote my shit? I just go to my YouTube channel, I guess. Your YouTube channel and you have a Twitch. They got to subscribe to you on Twitch.

Everything in my world is at the Bubba Army. The Bubba Army. Have you been banned from Twitter? Yes. Yes. Do you know why? See, no, why? Remember that global warming bitch that how dare.

The Gretter Thurnberg? How dare you? That bitch, you know, 14-year-old bitch, you know? So I got on the air. I had like 119,000, 131,000 followers on Twitter. And that's currency, man. I mean, that's worth something, you know, I mean, to promote your other shit. And so I got on the air and I'll be like, I was like, this 14-year-old bitch needs to be in school, first of all.

And then I just kept saying, shut up, little kid. And she would be like, how dare you on it? Just be like, shut up, little kid. You know, shut up, you little bitch. Like, you know, like, shut up. Who are you to, you to, you know, the carbon. footprint you made to get to this summit, you know, the private plane that you took and the, you know, is far more.

No, she sailed a sailboat, didn't she? Well, whatever the fucking bitch. Shut up. Shut the fuck up, you little bitch. And that got me throw it off. No fucking way. Yeah. Maybe that now the E Leon's got it, I can get a fucking, I can get it back.

I don't know. I don't know. See, that's the problem, though. That's like, social media has been like a great new, my. microphone for all these people who don't have to worry about gatekeepers. If you have talent, you can fucking, you can, the best talent rises at the top on social media. But the downside of that is, like you were saying, you were the one that always pushed the limits, didn't mind, didn't care about getting fucking fine or didn't care about keeping your little

cushy job. But now on the internet, just even on YouTube, if you go too far, just my last fucking podcast talking about some fucking Bill Gates conspiracy theory got my fucking, the podcast demonetized. I can't make money on that episode. Let me tell you something. You want to hear this? I'm the king of getting demonetized on that shit. I mean, oh, Twitch is the worst, right? Well, I've learned Twitch's game. I've learned Twitch's game, but YouTube, let me tell you something. One of my co-hosts on my show is Dr. Dan Diaco.

He's a doctor. And early on during the COVID deal, Dan aggressively treated COVID with the IV-Mectrin, you know, the horse dewormer gimmick. He did. And he had 200 patients that he saw. And out of 200, all 200 got better. So here's a doctor. Really?

Here's a doctor. And he gets on the air. This is early on. Yeah, but he doesn't he need us a fucking tit job doctor? Yeah, he is. But he's still a doctor. I mean, you're not prescribing a control. Like, he's not prescribing percocets or, you know, Vicodin.

Right. So as a doctor, you can pretty much prescribe anything as long as it's not a scheduled narcotic. Right, right. And, you know, antibiotics. Like, Dr. Dan, if I get a cold or he'll, he'll, he'll, he'll, you'll, he'll prescribe me some antibiotics. Nobody's going to know.

Right, exactly. You're going to go to jail because you prescribe some emoxicillin, mother hunger. Right, right, right. Pill, mill, motherfucker, you know. So he was aggressively, he came from the school where he thought he had a little cocktail zinc, vitamin B, yeah, yeah. Ivemectrin, deoxycycline with an inhaler kind of deal. Did he do the drip, like the vitamin drip deal?

No, no, just all, you know, things that you could go to Publix and get with a prescription. Well, he was on my show. And so as a doctor, this wasn't his opinion. He was giving non-HIPAA violations, meaning he wasn't given any names of his patients. But he was saying, hey, I have X amount of patients that I've treated as a doctor myself. And here's the results. Here's what's happened. Here's what, this is how I treat them.

Here's, you know, because it went against WHO guidelines that YouTube suspended me for a week, by having a real doctor, a not some motherfucker off the street, a real doctor talk about his real patients and how he's really treating them because it went against the, you know, you have to get vaccinated, two shots in the fucking arm.

I got suspended for YouTube from YouTube for a week. That has happened to lots of doctors for doing that, and that scares the fuck out of it. And so like, okay, if it's their opinion, I get it. But if they're giving you real life statistics of their patients, then at that point you're altering truth. You're trying to quell truth and free speech. I'll tell you what scares me more than anything is this fucking quack job that

that they just put in for the dismiss information kind of bullshit. Oh my God. What the fuck is happening? And they did that right after Elon put in the bid to buy it by Twitter? Right. Now, okay, let's say Joe Biden is just hell been on having this bureau, which I think this bureau is about as dumb as a fucking bureau as you could come up with. but let's just say that you gotta have it.

I'm Joe Biden, I shit my pants at noon, I eat oatmeal, I'm bold as fuck, I don't know what I'm doing, and I think that, you know, to counter the Elon Musk deal, we're going to have our own Bureau of Misinformation. Okay, I don't think it's smart, but wouldn't you go out and get a real sharp motherfucker like Ben Shapiro or a real smart guy that's really buttoned up and know his shit to run it? Not some fucking bitch that just does TikTok Mary Poppins bullshit?

Like, Joe, we don't think you should do the bureau, but if you're gonna, let's find some motherfucker from Harvard that really's got his shit together that really comes across well on camera. But there's some Mary Poppins bitch. But somebody who's actually smart, who went to Harvard, who actually does make sense and it's coherent and can communicate. Those type of people, they don't fucking want to be in politics. Right.

Those type of people would tell Joe, fuck you. Exactly. This is the slipperiest slope ever. I'm not doing it. Right. So they had to get to Mary Popper. Robbins bitch to even hard sell the fucking stupid job to him. Right.

Hey, we want you to go find out what they're saying about it. And then if it's misinformation, possibly get that person thrown off that platform. I mean, that's where we're headed. Right, but what the fuck? How stupid is it, though? You create this misinformation gimmick, whatever it is. And then in a couple years, say Trump becomes president again.

Or whoever. Well, now the fucking Trump's gang is in charge of that. No, I think Trump would just say fuck. You think he would just do that? I mean, what if it wasn't Trump? What if it was some other? fucking, you know, some other, what if it was a Republican, a hardcore Republican who was like, write down Republican lines who decided he want to go, he wants to go anti-everything Democrat.

Well, then now you just fucked yourself because now you created this, you created this fucking mechanism that any power can control once they're in office. Yeah, but you can also get rid of it. Like, I mean, it's not, you know, it's a, are they, but they don't, they never have done that. No, they've never gotten rid of power. Once you have that power, they say they never give, they never give, they never give rights back. Right. They never give them back. They take an inch by inch by inch. So you're right, this Bureau in itself could create a fucking a monster. Yeah.

What the fuck is this? That's Anita Janko. Did you see the TikTok video she did? No. You did it? No. Oh my God. Can you pull up the TikTok video he's talking about?

Can Calvin right-hand clicker pull it up? Because when you hear it's time. Let's see how fast it's how long it takes him. Oh yeah. Let's see how good he is. TikTok's too hard. Is that he said? TikTok's too hard.

Hold on. Jane Kowitz. During the presidential... As mad as you are now, as mad as you are now. Yeah. You are going to be... You're going to be fucking speechless when you hear her tick... She did a TikTok video of her new job.

She did a TikTok video of her doing jobs. Now, here's a motherfucker that you're putting in charge of a major bureau within Homeland Security, right? Now, I don't think that motherfucker that you just needs to be doing TikTok videos about... like I just think that Joe should have maybe watched this video before putting this bitch in charge saying this is what this is who we're fucking putting in here like this is bad if Calvin the right hand clicker can can he find this that's the question can Calvin all you got to do is this thing called Google and Tykin Nina Janko which is TikTok stupid fucking video and then hit the click button it can't be that hard I mean TikTok works on regular browsers doesn't it yeah but we are in a fucking AC automotive shop We are, and it's hot as fucking here. We could be on with AOL-24-Bod right now. Like, could be... I mean, I thought you guys would have 1K up in this bitch.

Was 1K? Like your upload, download deal? Oh, no, we got fucking... We're slow-me-we're slow-as- fuck over here. Oh, here we go. Oh, yeah, hold on. Calvin, before you play it. Hang on, we got the ad.

Turn that ad. We need the ad blocker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So hold on. Not that one. Yeah, right there, Calvin. Calvin the clicker. Clicker.

He's stop, stop, stop, stop. Pause up. Danny, prepare. Oh, my God. This is the bitch. This is the bitch that's now running a bureau within Homeland Security and has the ability to listen to the concrete motherfucking podcast and say that there's a lot of misinformation coming out of this shit and we're going to shut you down.

This bitch. This bitch. You know what? It's going to make you want to go. out and let's try heroin for the first time after this. Watch this. For real, you're going to be blown fucking away. Here we go.

Oh, information on the ring is really quite ferocious. It's when I have to take some eyes and make them sound precocious By saying them in Congress, Remains from out-net service. Information's origin seems likely less atrocious. Hey, this is why the aliens won't come. You shoot me first, and I'll shoot you second, or however it goes. Double suicide, some kind of both.

What the fuck is this world we're living in? For real. What? You know what this all started with? That's so embarrassing. What this all started with? hand gel and participation trophies Yeah

Remember that doting little mom that fucking had a hand gel Little Johnny anytime you went anywhere When you went to the West Shore Mall And you would fucking plain on the machine He had a hand gel and you had a hand gel and you had a hand gel Sanitize and then fucking the guy The Little League team that fucking was 0 and 9 They got a trophy just like the motherfuckers who went 9 and 0

That's the society That were those motherfuckers are now Turn it into Lea and heads of bureaus, and we're fucked. We're fucked. And you know what? They're not even giving us any anal ease. We're fucked dry.

Yeah, we're fucking as dry. And fucking dry is not cool. You're fucking, but it hurts. Yeah. That's fucking terrifying. That bitch, Danny. I got to take a hit of this. I mean, too.

Let me get a hit. Woo. That is a bitch that is running a bureau that can shut concrete McGillicuddy right down to zero. Calvin, right-hand clicker. Good job, buddy. It's fucking scary. You got to give the guy a bone when you're fucking pulled. We got to throw him a bone with the Birkenstocks.

Look at those Birkenstocks. Is he Johnny Birkenstock? He is Johnny Berkinstock. Hey, I turned into Johnny Haydudes. You got a pair of hey dudes? No. Don't tell me that a 56-year-old man's cooler than your mother-com. What the fuck are the Hay dudes?

They're the cool shoes that the fucking kids are wearing. Are those the ones where the fucking, they're like gloves on your toes? No, no, no. That's like body glove bullshit. You're living back. Yeah. What are the hay dudes? Calvin, pull up the fucking hay dudes.

And first of all, Birkenstocks are what the people in the villages wear, Calvin. Motherfucking hay dudes are what the young kids are wearing. He backpacks across Spain in those things. This motherfucker travels more than anybody. He traveled more in the last year than I've traveled my entire life. Right. Hold on those motherfuck. They're 59.

Danny. They look cozy. Danny. They are fucking. game changers. The Wally Funk, hey dudes. Bro, I'm telling you right now, motherfucker, you're gonna get a pair,

you're gonna be like, fucking dumb-ass Bubba. My kid 20 wears them. That's where I got it. I can't sit here and tell you that I'm Mr. Johnny fucking pop culture, Willie. But those are the most comfortable.

You can wear them with or without socks, and they are the most comfortable shoe. They're as light as air. Calvin, show, like they got different, different kind of style. You're black. like the black ones, actually. And you don't tie it.

You don't, you don't have to lace them up. You just slip them on. Huh. You're taking a shit on them, Danny, or you like them? No, no, no, I can't shit on them until I try them. You can't. No, they look, they do look fucking comfortable. No, they are so, you got to get a pair of hey dudes.

Okay. What are you wearing? I'm wearing the vans, the old schools. Yeah, I wore my boots today. Ooh. Those are, those are sick. Those are what Matt Cox wears. Well, you know why, don't you?

Because of you? No, because it gives you an extra inch and a half. That is why. Holy fuck, there is like two inches of fucking soul in there. Hold on. With an insert willy. Hold on, buddy, look. Oh, my God.

Do me a favor. Oh, you do have the fucking insert with it. Look at that. Don't fuck with me. Oh, my God. What size you do you wear? I wear, what size? I wear 10.

All right. Put those on once. All right. And what size are these? Like 10.5. Okay. And keep one. But keep one on.

which will show your normal height and then those on. I'm showing you all my secrets. You know what? You should be my apprentice. I show you all the fucking... Hold on. Stand with your tennis shoe first.

Okay. Now stand with my shoe. Oh, yeah. Extra two inches all day long. You're six, too, bitch. Wow, Matt won't even need the surgery after these things. No! Holy shit!

Those are Georgia boots. These are badass boots. And they're slip-ons. They're slip-ons. and you get the inserts for your arch and you're fucking, you know, my 5-10 ass is almost six motherfucking foot. Wow. Yeah.

Those are great. I've been meaning to get myself a pair of boots, Georgia boots. Georgia boots. On Amazon. Okay. And then you get the ins, like the foot, what is that? What is that place called? God damn it.

A foot store? Happy feet. Happy feet. That's where you buy those. Yeah. Yes. And you go in there and you stand on a machine and it tells you like what your arch, what kind of arch support.

Uh-huh. But they're an insert. No fucking life. Do you shove the inserts in the cool dudes? No. Okay. No. Okay.

No. Cool dudes are like just like if you're going to like a Sunday brunch or to the beach. To the beach. That's what I was. Ride your bike or, you know, going out and get to mail or some bullshit like that. Yeah. I got to, I got to teach you up on the old-timer tricks. Yeah.

Old-timer tricks. Yeah. I appreciate the old timer tricks. I've learned a lot here today. What the, uh, yeah, man,

this fucking, uh, this, this Jankowitz bitch is freaky. It's, it's not even going down that rabbit hole. It's so fucked up, but it is fucked up.

But the most fucked up, like I said, it scares the fuck out of me because these companies like, she's got a picture. Um, Calvin, see if you can pull up her official. Is she hot?

No. No. She looks like, what do you think about the Jen Saki bitch? Who's that bitch? She's the one who talks. She's the red-headed bitch who stands in front of the podium. Oh, she's got fired.

Oh, did she really? Yeah. Oh, fuck, she doesn't much I know. I don't like her. I don't like gingers. You can't trust a ginger. No, you can't. No. Uh-uh.

Ginger's are soulless. You think all of them are solace? They're hot. They're good and bad. Are they really? Yeah. Oh, this is the new bitch. No, no, no.

Who is this? Oh, this is Jenkowitz. Yeah, but she's got her U.S. Right there. By the flag, this is her official U.S. No. Oh, my God. They got the fucking.

You had it there earlier, Calvin. Click back one. She's got the Twitter profile. Let me guess. Oh, yep. She's got the Ukrainian flag. Right there. No, her official U.S.

Right there. Down one? Right there. I think this is her official, like White House picture. Yikes. Oh. Why not show it? Does she have her pronoun?

Now I got the hey dude ad. Does she have the pronouns on her Twitter bio? That's what I care about. Go to her Twitter bio. Oh, Austin. Top right. Is Austin's name now just going to be Calvin, just out of nowhere.

I think so. I think we should change it to Calvin. Calvin, the right-hand clicker. Calvin the right-hand clicker, McGillacuddy. Hey, you dirty clicker. You fucking dirty clicker. Have you watched any of the fucking Johnny Debt deal? Oh, yeah, he's fucked himself.

You think? I think she came across far more believable. I think he, you know what? You know what? This was Bubba versus MJ. MJ lost when he sued me because he was such an actor. I got in front of the jury and said, yeah, I did it. Yeah, I called him that.

Yeah, I did. Under free speech, he's a public figure. And, you know, MJ is like, you know, try to get into character. And I think Johnny Depp's acting too much. I think he's coming across way too melodramatic. I think she's, you know, and I don't know. What do you think about it? I think Johnny, I think, I don't see any way that she would win this. He's the one suing her, right?

Yeah, but she countersued him for double. So he sued her for 50. And she said, let me give you the good news. I'm going to counter sue you for 100. Here's the problem. She's not collectible. He is. Right.

So here's what the jury's going to do. Well, nobody really wins, right? Well, here's what the jury's going to do. Both you motherfuckers get zero going, just go on. It's just, that's what's probably going to happen. Yeah. I think. But, I mean, there's been nothing.

I would fuck her, though. She's hot. She is fucking hot, isn't she? I love my favorite. Elyon Musk blasted her. What? Yes, she used to fuck Musk. I thought it was Franco and Billy Bob.

No, she fucked Eelion Musk. No way. with the right hand dirty clicker. Wow. That bitch is fucking been around. Right. She's been around. She is hot, though. She is hot. Johnny Depp so full of.

Johnny Depp didn't do shit. Well, I don't think he did anything bad. Do you? I think, you listen to it. He's fucking, I mean, it is hilarious when he's up there. You have to admit, he is funny as shit. I know. He's like, yeah, I was doing some cocaine. Me and Marilyn Manson did some cocaine.

Yeah, I gave him a pill to shut him up. Yeah. What do you think that pill was? What a pill to give Marilynne? Probably is Annie. I've, I've, I know, I know. Maryland. I know Brian. Do you fucking really? I have an autographed guitar from him.

No fucking way. Bro, you have got to come to my studios and see my guitar collection. Just my guitar collection alone would blow you away. I have to come. I got BB King. I got meatloaf. I got Journey. I got Aerosmith. I got Loverboy. I got fucking Kid Rock. I got Slash. I got fucking

Metallica. I talked to him via email a couple months ago and he promised that he would do the show. after he's through with the lawsuit bullshit. Right. Yeah. I, I, uh, met him again, uh, three octobers ago, when he did a show and, uh, and at the hard rock I went over and saw him. Uh-huh.

And got a hold of his management and stuff. And it was this big meet and greet they had in a line from here to wherever. And they fucking paraded me right in. Really? And he sat down and talked to me for like five or ten minutes because he'd been on the show back in the day. And back when we had 98 rock livestock, he did a couple. love him for us. And he was fucking, he didn't have his makeup on or nothing.

He was just regular. He puts on a hell of a show, too. He's a great guy. He's a smart fucking guy. Very smart. Very smart. His Columbine interviews when Columbine happened and they're asking him, like, what would you say to those kids if they were here right now?

He's like, I wouldn't say a fucking thing to him. I would listen to what they had to say. That's what no one did. He's kind of been really painted into a fucked up corner. He really has. You know, because realistically, I don't give a. fuck what he sings about. I don't give a fuck what. It's his right.

I mean, right? I mean, like, you know, they, a lot of people get on him because of his, you know, the dope show. Like a lot of his songs are controversial and what, who, that's art. That's art. Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't think he, he never really, like, properly got canceled or had his career hurt as bad as it has been with the Evan Rachel Wood thing saying that she, she sexually abused him and enslaved her and groomed her. You're fucking 18 years old and you're getting into bed with this guy.

I mean, don't you sort of have some sort of responsibility? And here's a deal. It's open season on white men. Yeah. It is. Bill Cosby's free. I mean, it's open. Hold on.

Jesse Smollett didn't do shit. They didn't fucking really. I mean, what did he get? Right. How about that dude who just fucking tackled Dave Chappelle and didn't even get charged with anything? It's open season on white guys. That's weird. It's true.

That's fucking weird. I mean, you know, Brian's on the verge of probably getting canceled for all of that. But that's not any. And you can't, I mean, look at people. I mean, what Marilyn Manson did was wrong, but it wasn't to the level of what Cosby did. No way. It wasn't to the level of what fucking Chris Brown did. How many times do they let Chris Brown out for beating a fuck out of people?

Right. I mean, you know, I, this whole wrong. Rock star. Look at Ron Jeremy. Hmm. Ron Jeremy's going to be in the prison for the rest of his life. Is he already in there? Oh, yeah. He's in there. Oh, my God.

You know what? He's a sick looking fuck. I need you to help me because I have a pot. I have a YouTube video of when he was in my show in like 2009 with Dennis Haw from the Bunny Ranch admitting to how he gets this, how he goes to these nights. We're like, hey, uh, uh, uh, Ron Jeremy, how do you go? Like in L.A., how do you get pussy?

And he goes, well, I'll tell you how you do it. I go down to the comedy club, and I get a couple chicks. I tell him who I am. I take him to the bathroom and fuck him. What? And it's exactly what they're trying him on. And I have the podcast. No, I mean, I have the video.

Yeah, I need to, you need to show me how to do this, buddy. I wonder what it was like for that motherfucker back in his heyday when he was like, or in the middle of it. When you're a porn star, it can't be that. I mean, I wonder if it would be like. Porn stars aren't near as cool. as rock stars that's true that's who gets the pussy that's true i mean i've seen it firsthand i mean i have fucking seen it firsthand you know back in the 98 rock days when we had livestock and we would you know

all be back in the in the in the in the back little backstage area and i had a bus and they had a bus and we all motley crew was there and kid rock was there and creed was there and you know three doors down and you just you see how the groupy world works and it literally they just you know they just fuck all day this just literally fuck and get high all day That's such a fucking incredible life. Oh, could you a mat like that? What is a... Here out goes.

They get up at noon. Everything's catered for them. This is if they're on the bus. Everything's catered for them. They get high. They do their coke. They do whatever the fuck they need to do. Everybody leaves them alone.

And then they have, you know, like five or six Calvin's that are out scouring the campgrounds and stuff for just nothing but straight hot bitches. And they go up to this hot bitch and say, hey, you want to go hang out with with Motley crew and they're like, fuck yeah. Sorry your boyfriend can't come along. Next thing, no, they're on the bus and they're literally getting fucking railed by all the boys. Just stray getting fucking railed. And then the band tells them, hey, after the show, come back over.

We'll do some fucking, some coke and fuck again. And they load their bus up and go over to Orlando and do a show over there and repeat. God damn, man. Repeat, rents, repeat. God damn, man. You know what I think about a lot. I think about a lot, like I know a lot of people who are young who are like, Like Tifu, for example, who just came across all this fucking money and famous.

But he's not a... But he can't rock star it, can he? Oh, fuck, yeah. He can fucking rock star. Really? Oh, fuck, yeah. I mean, our girls still rock starable? I mean, look, he doesn't walk out in the public.

It's not like he's, like, walking around and it gets, like, mob. He's not like that kind of a figure. But it's more like social media. Just so many fucking horny bitches in his DMs all day, every fucking day. It's just fucking shooting fish in a barrel. Right. And he does anything. He fucking kids got the world of his fingertips.

But when I think about people, his age, When you get that kind of fucking money and fame and popularity and just when you can get anything you fucking want, I think it fucks with you at that young of an age. It does. It does. I'm fucked up and I had it on such a micro level than they do. You know, I had it on a local, somewhat of a global level when I was with Howard. But it, it makes you so calloused in life about what turns you on now. Right.

Like what, you know, like honest to God, if I, if there was two hot girls, two super hot chicks right now on that couch, eating each other's pussy, going crazy. Probably you and Calvin would be like, holy shit, you know, and I'm not trying to call you guys, you know, like inexperienced nerds or nothing. But I mean, you haven't seen a lot of that probably. And they were just going crazy. They were dildoing and fucking going crazy. That was a Tuesday for me. That's so. And so it would have to be.

so much elevated for me to be, you know, because I've seen so much. Because I've lived, you know, a bunch of different lives. You know, I was, you know, the host of a really popular global radio show that brought a bunch of money and a bunch of fame and a bunch of bitches. I've been friends with, you know, a lot of really, really high-profile people. So I lived that fringe of a life. Then I've been, then I've had on my show huge, you know, from O.J. Simpson to Motley crew to Bill Cosby. You know, I've had those people that in some instances were in studio and we became friendly and I hung out with him privately.

So I've kind of been, you know, in that world on a different, a couple different, one, I've lived a little bit of it, but I've also seen a lot of it as well or been the guest of it. And it's, you know, God. but it's changed I mean it's like you can't run bitches the way you used to run bitches what do you mean? Well I mean back in the day they didn't have phones they didn't have you know if you get a girl

now if you're a rock star now and you're fucking a girl backstage and she snaps a picture or something like that I mean you're fucked right you're fucked you're fucked you know back in the day you can just be worried about her posting hey I just left you know fucking such and you know

Tifu's you know a hotel room and here's a picture of his car as she's leaving. Like, I mean, now, I mean, you got to, I don't even know how those guys do it. Now you have to probably have them sign NDAs the minute they walk in. Oh, yeah. Right? I've heard stories about that. I've heard stories about like NBA player, like fucking NBA player life behind closed doors.

Yeah. How they had those parties where all the girls have to sign NDAs. I knew a couple girls that used to fuck athletes back about five years ago. And they had to sign an NDA and put their cell phone in. their like in the like those little yoder bags yeah comedy shows yes and in that or in the refrigerator or something like that and signed an india with the picture of their driver's license before they would they could get into doing what they were going to do which was fuck right right right so yeah i think there's no possible in hell lebron james has been faithful to his wife oh no i used

to hang out with a guy uh that played for the lakers his name was tony smith uh and he was there from like 90 he was from Marquette and he was a second string guard and when I met him in Milwaukee when I was in Milwaukee and then I came to Tampa and he was still playing for the Lakers I think he played the league like eight or nine years and he when he would come and play like when the Lakers play in this area usually the NBA routes him for like they'll play Atlanta or Orlando the heat, Charlotte. They kind of route them that way, you know? So Randy Fund was the coach,

and I took three or four days off the power pig as a vacation because Tony Smith called me and said, hey, why don't you meet me in Orlando? Have a friend drive you over in Orlando. And then, and this is like 1993. And I got pictures of me and James Worthy and Vladi Devock and all these guys, Anthony Peeler. And so I kind of got a three-day,

look at the NBA life. And so I got driven over to Orlando. Tony had a suite like a two adjoining, like not a suite, but a room that adjoined onto another room. So I had my own bedroom. So he got in.

He checked in the hotel room. They got in like around, you know, noon. They had shoot around. The team had a shoot around like at three or something. And then they played the, and so they went back. And I got to go to all this.

and then they had the game like at seven, so they went back to the hotel room, a little catered deal, and they all ate, and took a nap and shit, and then they went and played the game. And so I had players, tickets, blah. Well, then the fun begins,

because they spent the night in Orlando, because the next game was in Miami the next day. So they just stayed in Orlando. Well, they all, every one, every player has a black book at that point of every girl in town that they have either fucked, or hooked up with, and they call them all to the lobby. And then they just go down to the lobby and pick who they want.

They fuck them. You know, they go crazy. Well, Tony was already working on the girls in Miami a day before. So Orlando goes, so we get on the team plane. I get to fly with them. Like, they, it was, that's, well, there's only like 15 guys on the team. And with superb, you know, there's probably 30 total people that travel. So they got a, they had a chartered, like they chartered like a, they didn't have their own Lakers playing back then.

They would just charter like a Delta deal. But, you know, they had ton of, so the players could bring friends and stuff as long as you were cool. So they flew into Miami and they just did the same thing. Had a whole list of chicks. Fuck them. And then Tony was working on the Atlanta girls and the Charlotte girls. And that's, that's how it goes. Every night there would be two or three different girls.

and the game was just something they had to play the game, but the game was fucking. That's fucking crazy, man. The game was fucking, and every one of them did it. That is so fucking crazy. It all just boils down to fucking. Fame and money. Everything boils down to.

Fame and money. That's what it's all about. It's fucking bananas, man. And now you can get fame and money so much differently than you used to. Let's refer back to Tifu. Back in the day to a guy that played video games, would you ever be able to attain the level of, and I'm saying this,

like I have so much respect for this dude. Oh, yeah. Like I got nothing but love for this motherfucker. This guy's the man, right? But it's so cool now that fame and money used to just be either, you inherited it, your family had it, you were an athlete,

you were a rock star, an entrepreneur, were a highly educated businessman that invented something. Like there was only a, you know, a little bit of a pie on how to get. But now, you know, with the advent of what you're doing and what Tifu does and gaming and TikTok and shit, fame and money is can can be for the average person. It used to be you had to be a mega star that was indoctrined into fame or money. Your parents were a rockafeller.

You were a, you know, this or that. Yeah. Not anymore. It's the Wild West. It really is. But there's so much shit out there that you have to be able to rise above the top in order to get noticed. And you got a great foothold and a great start on it. You know, the funny thing about...

You might be more famous and have more money than me someday. Probably already do. I don't know. Had two kids. Highly doubt that. Fuck. Anyway, the thing about Tifu, it's just so fascinating is that like people jump on the bandwagon with things, right? Like, I jumped out.

I wasn't doing podcasts. before. I started this podcast like two and a half, three years ago, maybe. And I did it because it was already a thing that was starting to gain momentum. Like, maybe I should try doing this. You know, my whole thing, my whole view on this podcast is like,

like I came from the documentary world. So this is like, I can do a documentary a week, but there's no B-roll. There's no music cut into it. So that's how I think about this. But I did kind of jump on a bandwagon. Turner, Tifu, he was playing fucking video games when it was not cool,

when there was no money. Right. When his brother was fucking getting rich making all these prank videos. Right. Right next door, living in the fucking room next to him. And Tifu wouldn't go participate in all these videos and try to ride his brother's coattails. He was in his room by himself playing fucking video games, not getting any pussy.

Right. And then all of a sudden... The Juk Squad doctor killing it. Exactly. And then in one month, he fucking skyrocketed a million times fucking higher than his brother. Yeah. Like, there's something to say about sticking to something even when it's not going good and no one else is doing it. Well, your prime example of that as well.

I mean, you don't have 500,000 subscribers because you quit. You don't have 500,000 subscribers because you don't have any talent. You don't have 500,000 subscribers because you don't have interesting people. I mean, I got people in radio that have been in radio a long time that are big time fans of your podcast because it's good shit. I mean, off the top of my head, I can tell you, you know, three or four of the things, I mean, the counterfeiter guy, the Matt Cox guy, the FBI guy, you know, the guy that found the fucking Whitaker. and, I mean, you got, you got, you know, you got some great shit going. Don't stop. I mean, what happens when you hit a million subscribers? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows, man? I just keep going.

You do documentaries? Yeah, that's how I started. I started doing documentaries. I, have you ever seen Deccans, a documentary I did? On the Deer Beach? No. Holy fuck. You got to watch. It's the best thing I've ever done on YouTube for sure. But could I off the air when we get done? Show you my little seven-minute sizzle.

I would love to fucking watch it. of because I'm in kind of a little bit of a limbo where I'm making a change with the people that I'm working with. And, you know, maybe that might be something you'd be interested in. Yeah, I would love to see it. I would love, it's only seven. My sizzle is like 722, which is a little long for a sizzle. But, you know, I'd love for you to watch it. Have you ever seen the commercial I did with Hogan and the Wrecking Ball?

Yes. Was that you? I made that. That was me and my friend Luke. Literally it was to promote this fucking. hosting company. These guys came to me and they're like, hey, we got, we're, uh, you did that. Holgan, yeah, Hogan came to me because I was, I was working at that shopping center on Florida Beach where Brown Boxer is. Right. And I, I worked out every day with fucking Hogan and he came to me, and I've done commercials with him in the past. This was after the sex tape. Yeah.

I should ask you about what he says about it. He, I don't think he's ever, we've ever really talked about it, to be honest. Right. But I always tread it lightly around that subject. Right. But he's like, because I, I did a bunch of commercials for Hogan's Beach. That's how I, that's how I really met him and started working with him closely. And I was doing tons of commercials with him. And then he kind of, like, trusted me. And he's like, hey, I got these entrepreneurs or trying to get me to promote their business. It's a hosting company.

They want to call it hostomania. Like, I want you to do the commercial for it, brother. I'm like, okay. Like, he's like, come up with an idea. And that was right after the Miley Cyrus Reckon ball. I'm like, we're going to put you in a thong. Was he in a thong or was he naked? He was in a thong.

Right. But I'm like, I'm like, we want to put you on a wrecking ball. And it'll go viral and fucking put it on TMB. go fucking viral. Oh, it went super fucking viral. It fucking worked great. It blew the fuck up. You did that?

I did that, yep. Little motherfucking Danny Jones in the back of a goddamn fucking used car lot? What the fuck, Danny Jones? Yep, yep, I did that. What do you live? Where do you live? I live right down the street in Seminole.

I live right down the street in Seminole. Yeah, yeah. Like right there. Cool. Seminole, Reddington, Shores. And anyways, that led me into doing like all his fucking commercials. For every little brand that he would work with, I would do the commercials for it. You'd be his commercial guy.

Yeah, I was basically his commercial fucking idea. guy or filmer guy, whatever you want to call it. My video, my doc, it could be huge. I mean, I mean, you didn't know what I... No, I want to see that shit. I mean, it is... I mean, I don't know. I think it's, you know, it's gonna be huge.

I like for maybe you to look, you know, be part of it. I'm gonna see it. You got on your phone? Yeah, all right. I'll show it to you here. Let's, I don't want to take up too much your time. No, I got all what time is. We just did two and a half hours.

Let's do another hour. I don't give a fuck. You want to do another phone? A microdose, bitch. I don't even know what time it is I don't get a fuck I'm going from here to get a chicken sandwich and I'm out of here

Are you really? Yeah me and my girl gonna probably end up having some hot sex tonight That's it What's up? Have you watched? I'm watching,

Right now I'm watching The dropout on Hulu About Elizabeth Holmes That Farronose bitch How fucking crazy is that bitch She's so weird with the voice Ruggs? She'll only change my voice

Because I make it more believable Dude That was like And she was working at one guy Oh man Oh yeah yeah Yeah she's still not You know she doesn't get sentenced

Until September She's she's she she's She's living in a $135 million dollar mansion in Silicon Valley. She just had a kid. Some rich kid. Yeah. Oh, she had a kid with the guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, fuck that. Who knows what the fuck will happen to her? I know for a fact, I know that fucking guy who just tackled Dave Chappelle and got his ass beat like Mojo Jojo. He ain't getting shit. They're letting him off. Did you, are you Ozark guy?

No, not an Ozark. I can't get an Ozark. What are you into? I was a Breaking Bad. I watched Breaking Bad. Me too. Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones. After those two, I gave Ozark.

Ozark a shot. I watched a couple episodes. I'm like, they're trying too fucking hard. Like, it's not, it's too close into the realm of Breaking Bad for me. Yeah. Breaking Bad was too fucking good. And it kind of ruined Ozarks for me. Everybody loves Ozarks. Ozarks tries to take the manufacturing aspect out of what they're talking about, whereas... They're just laundering money. Whereas, I think that's what was super cool about Breaking Bad is they showed you the production of it. You know, how Walter perfected the fucking, like the actual manufacturing of it. Yeah. You know, the laundering money part of it, I guess is maybe the smart person's part of it.

I want to see the fucking street level part of it. The fuck, I mean, just like the fucking story, like just Mr. whatever, Mr. Chips to go into fucking scarfings. And he was a pimp. He was a fucking, he was a fucking badass, dude. Oh, man. Everything about that show is so fucking good. Oh, yeah.

I have Billy Corby on here. Billy's a friend of mine. Is he really? Yes. I had him on with Screwball. We promoted Screwball. And then did you see the latest cocaine cowboys? I did.

Okay, I loved it, didn't you? Really fucking good with Willie Falcone and all that. I didn't know about it. I had my buddy, BB, I probably should have said his name. We kept him anonymous. I had him on here, but he worked. Bebees just Bebe. Bebe.

Yeah, Bebe. He was in prison with Willie Falcone. He actually worked with him in Miami, and he told me, he used to tell me all these fucking stories. He's like, you got to find out about this guy, Willie Falcone. He's been telling me forever. I'm like, who the fuck is Willie Falcone? He's like, trust me.

He was way bigger than fucking Grisel de Blanco. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, Willie. And then they fucking new cocaine Cowboys documentary comes out all about Willie. I was like, holy fuck. And your boy was telling you about it. He's even telling me about it for years. Yeah.

But yeah, man, that whole cocaque... I had George Valdez on here. He was one of the main guys in that second Cocaine Cowboys movie. He was the accountant. Right. He was like the main accountant who, like, started the cartel. So who's been your favorite guest over all the years? My favorite guest?

Yeah. Over all the years. Fuck, man. I don't know. Honestly, I had probably more fun talking to Brett Phillips on here than most people. I feel like we had a really good, we had a really good rapport,

had a really good conversation. She's a kid who plays for the raise. Yeah. We talked about fucking like crypto and NFTs and he went to Seminole high school, the same high school I went to. Is he still play for the raise? Yeah, he still plays for the raise. Local kid.

Outfielder. Yeah, from Seminole. Good. He fucking, like, his story is so crazy because he, he was like, kind of like a nobody on the team. You know what I mean? Like, he barely like, he went from, got traded from the royals to the raise, which was his hometown.

And he was just like an outfielder. He never really had any big highlights. But he ended up breaking Babe Ruth's record for more grand slams in the shortest amount of time than anybody in history. Really? Yeah. And then when the Rays were in the World Series, what was it two years ago maybe? It was like they were getting blown out for the whole series. And it was game four.

And then they bring them in? They bring them in. It was like the game's over. Right. They lost the fucking game. but the bases were loaded. And they bring in Philip. Bring him in.

Bottom of the ninth. He's like, no pressure. Like, whatever. He's like, I just said a little prayer to Jesus. And I walked up on that. I fucking just swung for the fences.

And he fucking hit a grand slam and they won the game. And he's like fucking Johnny Rockstar. He said he almost had a heart attack after. He said his resting heart rate was like 200 right after. Right, right. He was all over the news. Anyways, that was one of my favorite conversations I've ever had.

Him, Mark Leda. Mark Leda is the guy who interviewed the people, the people in Odd, Tennessee. What was it? Odd. Odd. His name of the town. Odd West Virginia.

Odd West Virginia. The Metzger's. Yes. Yes. I'm in, like, because of that, I watched that. Metzger's. That's their name, isn't it? The Whitakers.

The Whitakers. Yeah, the Whitaker's. Yeah, the one guy just barks. Yeah. Have you watched any of it? Oh, yeah. That's freaky. And it's all inbreeding.

It's all from fucking each other. They're dead family members. They're just buried in the front yard. I don't know. Just when we think we got it bad, bad. Just go to the fucking Messker, Whitaker's where the fuck they are. God, I watched a little bit of that. That's how I got down that rabbit hole with Anna.

Yeah. Dude, yeah, man. I liked Cox, though. I thought Cox, you know, in small doses. I think you go to the Max Cox car too much, though. I do go to him too much, yeah. He's kind of like my go-to. Yeah, fuck him.

But, you know, tell him we got a couple. We're going to give him some Georgia boots with an insert. He'll be 5'4. He's got those now. He definitely has those same fucking boots you got now. His jeans keep getting tighter and his shirts keep getting tighter. Every time he comes in. I tell you, though, he had a fucking racket, though.

didn't he? He did have a fucking rack. I don't know who had a better racket. Him or the counterfeiting guy. Honestly, the guy who I had on two weeks ago probably puts them both to shame. The guy I had on two weeks ago was like the biggest cybersecurity fraudster in the history of the country. You're kidding me. Yeah, no. He was filing 200 tax returns a day. Going to fucking ATMs and cashing the IRS checks, he would spend one full day filing 200 tax returns. spend the following three fucking days going to ATMs across the country cashing the IRS checks

filling up his Jansport backpack with like $150,000 a day. Local guy? No, he was based out of Georgia. Did he come down? He flew down and did it, yeah. Really? One of the most insane frauds stuff ever heard.

How much times did he do? He ended up only doing, I think it was less than 10 years. I think it was like seven or eight years. Really? Yeah, less time than Matt. He made way more fucking money than Matt did. Now, do any of these guys? and this is just your opinion

this is me asking you questions I'm sorry but like do any of these guys do you think any of these guys kept it any of it like when you got actually actually and this is just your opinion you just reminded me

you just reminded me of probably one of my top favorite podcasts we need another hit of salts this guy fucking Roger Reeves he was he was a fucking he was a pilot who learned to fly because he wanted to fly for missionaries

he was the number one drug smoke I just watched it. Yep. I started watching it. That's his book right behind you, The Smuggler on the middle shelf. Yeah. He was probably one of my favorite fucking podcast of all time

because he's just like this old guy with the Southern Draw. Talks like, of us. You know, he just has a beautiful voice to listen to. And fucking... Like almost evangelical, right? He was 18 years old flying his fucking little plane that he owned from California to Mexico. Once a week, making a million dollars a day.

Dealing with these fucking Colombians, This guy could kill you. He got shot down five fucking times and lived. Got shot down fucking machine gun to cross his leg. Got his fucking balls shot. They shot his testicles. Why when they shoot him? Because I don't remember exactly why he took off from a fucking airport.

He was running from the Colombian police. That's what he was doing. Right. He met, he did a deal who was transport and coke for the Colombians back to California. The Colombian police were shooting, trying to shoot him down. And they actually did shoot him down. He had to run through the jungle for fucking three weeks. And he fucking almost died, made it.

crazy fucking story. I like to see a documentary on him. Why don't you do a documentary on him? They did it locked up abroad about him actually. Oh, okay. He was in all, they ended up locking him in Australia for eight years. He escaped prison like four or five times. Bro, this guy's a fucking, this guy's a fucking killer.

And he is like the most docile, southern, like, like, gentlemen. Right now he lives in, uh, he lives in Santa Barbara with his wife. Yeah. But he'll come to your show, man. He is fucking amazing. This guy, this is one of the most fascinating characters ever. Now, did he save any of it, you think? In my opinion.

Just your opinion. I think he's invested in real estate and I think he's still, he's got... How about Cox? No, Cox, no. This guy, yes. How about counterfeit Willie? Counterfeit Willie, no. I was watching...

Some of these guys aren't bright. This fucking guy is old school, Columbia, dealing with the fucking, with Pablo directly. Right, right. He fucking, he could call up Georgia Choa right now. Right. And I think he literally has a fuck load of. money still invested. Right.

I think, I don't know. Because on that level, you know, there's not a lot of documentation. You know, when you're the IRS guy, I mean, they're filling out the tax forms. You know, there's obviously documentation. Yeah. And when you're cocks and you've stole 45 identities and this, this. And when you're counterfeit willy. But, you know, there's a paper trail.

But when you're just got bagloads of money, like, you know, they don't fucking know what to do with this fucking money. He had, he was buying fucking family members and friends fucking mansions on the water in California. God, I didn't not know what to do. And there's a difference between guys like him, though, and guys like Matt Cox and counterfeit guy. Because guys like Matt and guys like counterfeit guy, they were trying to finance their

lifestyle. Matt was trying to, like, finance all these fucking whores he was dating and these cars and all this shit. And he was like, he was broke. Like, Roger, he was just this young kid trying to go on these adventures. And he didn't need the fucking money. And then the shit. shit he went through. I mean like

Cox and Counterfeit Willie. They did Fed time. Right. Right. You know, whatever. They didn't have to go fucking abroad in a prison for eight years and escape four times and get shot out and live in the jungle three weeks. Right, right. You know, right? They were always in a fucking, they had a hot and a cot at least always. Right. Right. And

Roger, interesting thing about him too. Keep that shit in the middle case I need it. What? Oh, oh. That's community. Yeah. Don't fucking, don't be, don't be bored. Bogart. I've done some shit. Okay. All right, right we go.

I'm going to take another hit while you tell me to deal. He's been with the fucking his wife since like high school. They're high school sweethearts. And she stayed with him for his like 28 years stent through prison. He was in prison for I think close to 30 years and she stayed with him the whole time. How do you find him? He emailed me. You know, it was fucking, I would go.

Sometimes I miss emails from people that try to be guests on the show. We miss a lot of them. And it was like one weekend. I'm like, you know what? I need to start like really like paying attention to like the, guest. I need to get some really interesting people on here and I was going through old emails. I just searched my email sometimes. I type in the word

interview in the search bar and find out people who have emailed me about interviews. And I came across this guy's email I missed six months ago. And I fucking called him up. So this motherfucker was trying to get a hold of you. Yes. And I called him up and I was like... It's even worse. You had to get your ass kick for that. I know. I know. It's pathetic. So you call him up. It's pathetic. I'm like, hey, bud. I call him up. And I'm like, hey, man. I really, I'm like,

your fucking stories. First of all, I thought it was bullshit. Like, just by like the headline of email and what the subject was. I'm like, I'm calling him thinking he's full of shit, first of all. And I called him, like, listen to him. He's talking to me for like an hour on the phone telling me a story. I'm like, no fucking way. Then he told me about his book. I read the couple chapters of his book. And I'm like, dude, I need to get you here ASAP. And he's like, well, you know, me and my wife are just traveling through Georgia. And we're actually in North Florida right now looking to buy some real estate. And he was, him and his wife were looking to buy like a house

in Florida. And I'm like, okay. I'm like, well, can I get you down here? He's like, well, I don't know. we're all really busy and my wife's got surgery next month and I don't know if we can make it and I'm just like I need to get you here I'm like I'll do whatever you want Eventually I talked to him in to come in a month later And

As soon as I dropped the podcast with him Rogan's best friend fucking Who I was telling you about Lex Friedman Right Hit him up and he was on his podcast Like the next fucking week I mean Rogan watches your shit And then and then he was on Rogan's show

The week after that Tell him all about Roger It's like you gotta get Rogan you got to get Roger on. I'm talking about it. And it was just anyways. Did Rogan get Roger on? He hasn't got him on yet, no.

Oh, fine. But Roger, Roger has Netflix knocking out. He's got all these fucking production companies. Oh, as he should. You know what's weird? We were talking about like old school radio business and TV business and the movie biz, show biz. A majority of the criminals that I have on here, they fucking, after they do this show, they get companies, production companies beating their fucking doors.

down trying to get them to do like like like shopping deals like shopping agreements right to to shop their shows around but most of these production companies they don't fucking have shit going for them no no they're just trying to lock up as many ideas as they can so they have a bookshelf I've ran into that yeah I ran to into these production companies who really are just broke like sniffers I call them sniffing they're sniffing around to to get you excited to then try to go sell that to somebody who can really make a documentary. Right. You know what I'm saying?

Right. Like, there's a lot, there's so much of that. It is. It's like a racket, man. It really is. It's kind of a racket. You be like, hey, you know, and then, and realistically, they, if they're going to shoot it, they have to go and rent, you know, a couple guys to shoot it.

And then have a couple guys added it. You know, it's just, it's a fucking racket. There's just not a lot of legitimate fucking people out there. And it's done, the industry has done a one, now. Now the production companies that have relationships with networks or TV networks or studios, whatever it is, they're scouring podcasts and internet shows to try to find content for TV. Do you know how many podcasts? Not like the the Dirty John series. Was it the Dirty John series? Was it the dirty? It started out as an LA Times podcast. It was from a podcast. I don't know if you knew

this, but LA Times as a newspaper. You know, newspaper industry is absolutely fucking almost as dead as my career. So, you know, they went and they took their top journalists and said, we're going to build recording studios where your little cubicles are. And we want you guys to start instead of finding stories for the newspaper, find stories that we can make into podcasts. And L.A. Times. Oh, shit.

You know, the cops like to fucking pull people over in our parking lot. Really? It's fucked up. It's annoying. So, I forget. I think it was called... Austin, the air, bro. It's fucking...

Is it running right now? It's hot as fucking here. You guys have had a lot of 300-pound guests, so I've created a lot of heat. No, I'm sweating my ass off right now. But I think it's called Dirty John. Okay. I forgot. Dirty John.

It's called Dirty John. And it's a two or three-part series. Christian Slater is in it. And it's in it. And it's all... based on true stories. Okay. And it's,

and it's all, all of this started out as podcasts. And so a lot of documentaries and a lot of mini-series and a lot of these things are, these production companies are gravitating to these podcasts. And you're right, turning a, there's a large portion of them that are legitimate that are turning podcasts into, you know,

video productions. Right. You got to, you got to write that down, Dirty John and get into it. Where was it at? There's two things. But what forum was it on?

Netflix. Netflix. Netflix. So it's on Netflix. It's called Dirty John. And I know you'll like it. Because it even says from the L.A. Times podcast. Like L.A. Times now has a podcasting division.

Right. And it makes sense. I mean, I applaud the L.A. Times. Here's the newspaper industry. Arguably one of the top five newspapers in America. sees that printed newspaper is, you know, about... Is this it? Who's this guy?

Dirty John. Journey John, L.A. Times by Christopher Gottfard. Gofard. Which one, I think... Is that the one we saw? What's dirty John about? It's about... It's about...

The first one is about a doctor who kills people. Okay. And paralyzes him. and he was a back surgeon and he was doing back surgeries wrong because he was high on pills and all this kind of bullshit and all of it's true.

All of it's true. And then the second one comes from this guy who was a lawyer and a doctor in his white and he had an affair. He was a big slinging dick attorney out of L.A. out of San Diego. And he was having an affair with his secretary. Well, his wife went bad shit crazy on him

because he left her. with the two kids, and then she murdered him. Oh, my God. And she was on trial, and the first time got a hung jury, and then the second time they tried her. But they're all based on true stories, all from an LA Times podcast. Wow. And so, I know you're in the podcasting world, and if you're rooting for podcasting, it just goes to show you that, you know, so here's LA Times who's like, man, printed newspaper

business is over. Like it's, you know, it's with the Rubik's Cube. It's fucking done. Right. We're going to turn our journalists, those that are talented, into podcasters. And so they have a whole podcasting wing, which is brilliant. It is brilliant. I mean, it's...

And the way they, they, like, even NPR has a lot of really good podcasts, too. Like, the serial one. I don't know if you've heard of serial. Yeah, serial killers or... It's just called serial. And they had, uh, they basically follow these long, like, murder trials and, like, weird fucking stories. But they make them, like, Netflix. shows but audio. Like they fucking, all the editing and the sound and the music. Oh, it's such a

huge production. It's so riveting. Yeah, it is. It's great. Now, where do you just, now you guys do YouTube, your podcast, but do you guys, does your, is your podcast audibly distributed to? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's on YouTube. And then, uh, visibly it is. Visibly it's on YouTube. Right. And then the audio is published on I, or Apple podcast and Spotify. And do you, do you aggregate that through like, uh, just want, like, I. have Art 19 that I use to aggregate it through all my, you know. Yeah, we use a platform called Anchor, which is owned by Spotify. So I upload it basically directly to spot it to this company that's owned by Spotify.

It's called Anchor. It's kind of like Anchor megaphone. And now they'll stitch in the, they'll stitch in the commercials. Exactly. So, so there's own, it's a company that's owned by Spotify that has like a platform to upload the audio. And they actually bring us a lot of sponsors to. Right. Right. Right. Because Spotify is turning into this giant fucking agency, like this giant giant marketing company. Right. Especially like the advent of their audio platform.

I think we're on, I think my shit's on Spotify. I think you can do video on Spotify now too. You can. Yeah. So should I start doing that, you think? Oh, fuck yeah. I'm in the process of right now transitioning all of my audio Spotify episodes to the video version.

I think fucking Spotify is going to give YouTube a run for its money. So, but when you're saying you're in the process of taking all your audio Spotify and visualizing it, meaning you're just going to sync up the video of it? No, no. So I have, so right now I uploaded all the audio. audio MP3s to Spotify. Right. But they have a tool on there where you can just replace the file.

So I have MP4 video files of every podcast. So I have an audio file and a video file with the audio. Right. Like the clones of each other. Sure. So it'll just replace the audio file with the video file. And not lose the same exact audio. And not lose anything.

You're just basically putting the visual part of what was existingly there now in replace of the audio part. Exactly. Perfect. Without losing any. Without losing any view counts. nothing like that. And then they've actually just built in this cool new feature,

which can run the ads like with the video. So it's honestly, it's just like an early version of YouTube. Right, right. It's fucking cool. And I think, you know, I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen. Now, when you do your, when you do your midstream placements, do you do them yourself or do you let them do them do the placements, the midstream?

I do a lot of of myself and they also put a lot of automatic ones in there as well. Oh, okay. So, yeah. So they charge you different. So, like, the sponsors that they want to pay more money for a sponsorship that can be read by me. Sure, of course. Yeah. Right, exactly.

But I'm talking about that. Yeah, yeah, of course. I mean, I do a ton of that. But I'm talking about, like, when you're uploading your YouTube deal and it says, and it says, what a rookie move. Fucking. What a fucking rookie. God damn.

My Lord. You're fucking with me. Cheap headphones. Will you tell this guy's a piece of shit and then hang up on him? Yeah. What's his name? Shane. Hey, Shane.

It's Bubba the Love Sponge. Hi, Shane. You're a real piece of shit. Did you know that? Look at you. What are you? 150 pounds fucking soaking wet. Take off that hat so we can see that fucking hairline kid.

That's what I'm talking about. Matthew McConaughey on crack call back once his look back. But I will tell you this. I've already got you sized up. You got a high-vis shirt on so I can tell you that you're a real worker. Oh, yeah. You're not like this indoor cat Danny Jones over. here, this fucking indoor cat.

I know, but I'll tell you this, you might be out there bust in your ass, but this motherfucker's getting paid, and he's doing pretty good. You might want to keep, you might want to hang on to this friend, motherfucker. He's the fucking stingiest rat you'll ever meet by him. Is he? Is he a fucking, I'm trying to get him to do some business with me, but is he a fucking real rat?

He don't share a dime, man. Yeah, and he's getting ready to have another kid. He doesn't even know the fucking shit that's going to happen with that. Fucking idiot. He's got, he's got a fucking problem. I told him again, I'm buying him a vasectomy for fucking Christmas. We better get to use it. Please.

Hey, we're microdosing on weed doing a podcast. We ain't got time for your bullshit, okay? See you later, buddy. Oh, man. Bye, bye. Bye, El Tato. He co-hosts with me on here sometimes. He couldn't make it today because he's got a fucking real job. I'd love to do some shit with you guys.

That'd be fun as fuck. For real. Like, I would really like for you to look at my world a little bit and tell me where I could, you know, where I could get better. And I'd love for you to come over my story. studios one day and you just see what I got and and just you know kind of just kind of assessed some shit like oh you're doing this wrong you're doing that wrong like you know I can only find a few things you're doing wrong one of them is your headphones and the other one you have your phone on yeah retarded and you need to fucking learn how to work fucking endorsements yeah you need to get

you need to get crackhead Calvin on that shit right now fucking I mean we probably gave those people a couple thousand dollars with their advertising probably easily you know me people are going to probably go out and what is this called it's called ah it's called The world's strongest smelling salts. Here you go. Ah, the world's strongest smelling salts. I bet you could probably get them on Amazon. It's not, ah.

It's more like, ah! It's like when your girlfriend sticks her finger in your butt and you're not expecting it, right? Yep, yep. It's not. Ah! Ah! Woo!

It's more like a Rick Flair woo. Woo! That's what they should. That's what they should. Oh, they should get Rick fucking Flare to promote that shit. Oh, my God. I mean, this is the world's strongest smelling salts. And I bet you could probably get him at fucking Amazon.

Oh, yeah, you can't, I think so. It's like $10. I mean, and you just leave him in, now can you take them out? No, don't take them out. I don't think you're supposed to take them out. Well, luckily, those are fucking old as fuck. That's like a two-month-old bottle. So that thing's been run dry.

I mean, if you hit them hard, it gets you right, but it gets you. It does get you if you hit it right. But when this thing's brand fucking new and it comes in the plastic bag, you can't even fucking open the plastic bag. Have you always been a wrestling fan your whole life? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm the only, I actually, I actually, wrestled a little bit back in the day. Hogan got me set up so good. God, I had it so good. I, um, what WWE would do is because I was syndicated in all the, you know, when they, when they, just like the NBA, when the WWWF come to a territory, they'll hit like, you know, they'll do Monday night rawl and Tampa. Then they'll do a house show like in Orlando.

And then they would do like, you know, Friday night in Miami, you know, so they route, They route it, you know, globally, you know, so the boys don't have to travel so much. So when Hogan and I were hanging out, Hogan would tell Vince, hey, my best friend, I got trained in wrestling by a guy named Tom Stone in Milwaukee. And so I knew a little bit about wrestling. I'd been trained, you know, I've been to wrestling school a little bit because when I was in Milwaukee, this guy named Tom Stone would do these high school shows and buy and get these independent guys. You know, like Greg the Hammer Valentine for 500 to come in, you know, and he do these high school shows where I was the number one rated, you know, radio guy in Milwaukee did afternoon drive.

And I was a little bit crazy back then. And they had me, I had freedoms to talk about what I wanted. So Tom Stone said, well, I'm getting two or three hundred people to come to these wrestling shows at high schools. But if I had you on the card as the local radio personality and I would let you win, I let you smash you fuck out of everybody. I'd pack it. So I'd be like, well, hell, he goes, well, six months, you got to come down and get, take, do bump, hit the ropes,

learn the fucking lingo, learn the philosophy, you know, just learn various things. So I then would be like, you know, hot 102, WLUM, bubble the love sponge. Don't forget this weekend, this Friday night at Walker Shaw High School. I'm the main event. I'm taking on the Texas hangman, that's right. And so then I'd have the Texas hangman. calling and be like, let me tell you something, Bubba, you fat ass, I'm going to take your

pillar to post, you short-armed little son of a bitch, you don't have any experience, you're fat, you're stupid, and I'd be like, I'm going to, and we, you know, so we would, you know, all that for like two weeks, and then the high school, all the kids would get involved, and the high school football team would sell tickets as a fundraiser, and we would fucking pack the place out, two or three thousand, of course, I'd go in there, beat the fuck out of the guy, guy would do some juice, get some fucking hardway juice, and I'd be the fucking man. So I had some wrestling experience when I came to Tampa. Then I got friends with Hogan. And Hogan tells Vince, hey, my guy, my best friend, you know, he knows enough about wrestling

that he could be the opening matches at the cities that he's heard in. So I was heard in Jacksonville. I was heard in Orlando. I was heard in Miami. I was heard in Fort Myers. I was heard in Tampa. So when the WWE would come into town, I would be the opening match, the dark match that wasn't on TV. you know how they have two or three matches before TV starts? Well, I would be one of the opening matches. But what WWE got from that was three, four weeks of me on the radio every night, being like, that's right, just Saturday night. I'll be at the Sundome, taking on the Brooklyn brawler.

And so they would get all of that added value. And that I would, I'd just beat the shit out of the guy. That's fucking amazing. The best story of all, the best story of all is, if you're a wrestling fan, is I was in the Sun Dome here in Tampa, is what's called the Yingling Center now, you know, where USF is, where they play basketball? No, Yingling. Ringling.

It's called the Yingling, you know, Yingling beer. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha. Used to be called the Sundome. It fits about 8 or 9,000 and it's where USF plays basketball, you know. So it was, I was, the W.W.E, W.WF was there that night. And Hogan, for some reason, wasn't there. I forget. I don't know if he had defected yet or what.

but Vince was still using me on my cities that I was hurt as opening matches. And they'd pay me 500 and they put me over. I mean I would win. So I go there that night and the boys in the locker rooms kind of always resented me because I wasn't one of, you know, I was kind of a guy who got fast-tracked into kind of a cool position. Right, right. So, you know, here's some guys that have been around for 10 years doing jobs.

And, you know, here I am fucking Johnny Hot-shot. roll in with my Louis Vuitton luggage and my fucking hair, you know, hair fucking slick and be able to beat these guys that were regular wrestlers. So I was supposed to go, do you remember the Mean Street Posse? They were Shane McMahon's best friends or something like that. Well, I was supposed to wrestle them as the opening match. So Pat Patterson, now in wrestling, they have an agent. And him and Jerry Briscoe were the two agents that night. and they kind of run the locker room and they tell who's going to win and whatever. Well, Undertaker, Mark Calloway, lived in Tampa at the time, and it was a house show.

Usually Calloway didn't do house shows. He only did big shows. But since it was a home show, he did a favor for Vince. And so the Undertaker was the big guy in the card. Now, if anybody knows anything about wrestling, Mark, the Undertaker ran the dressing room. He absolutely was the boss of the boys. if like he settled all disputes he was even when hogan was there hogan had his own dressing room after hogan left and then came back and calloway had already established himself that he ran the

dressing room he ran it like he fucking ran the show so we're in the back and patterson doesn't know that i'm as popular and in tampa as i am he thinks i'm just some local fucking radio guy and this is some bullshit gimmick so we're in there and patterson's like, okay, here's what's going to happen, Bubba. Briscoll's going to feed you. You're going to, Jerry's going to come in, get to outside distraction. Mean Street Posse is going to come in, hit you over the head with a fucking chair. You're going to get dazed.

You're going to try to make a comeback. They're going to scoop, slam you, really into a school boy, one, two, three, we're gone. And I go, okay, I mean, I'm losing at that point, okay? But I'm, I'm like, I'm just happy to be part of the fucking deal. I'm in a WWEE ring in my own hometown in front of 10,000 people. Bubba the Love Sponge from 98 Rock. It's good promotion for me. Whether I win or lose, who gives a fuck?

So that's the way it is. Calloway goes, uh-uh, no. And I was like, you know, I was always really respectful to Mark. Like I was, you know, like super cool to him. And he lived in Tampa, so Mark knew how over how popular I was in Tampa, right? And so Calloway goes, hey Patterson, let me ask you a question. So we're going to go ahead and bury. And when you get beat that fast, it's.

called you're burying a guy. Okay. Like you're barring. Right. He goes, so, Pat, let me just see if I get this straight. We're going to bury a guy that spent three weeks on promoting this show that's probably put two or three thousand extra asses in the seat tonight. And we're going to bury him in front of his own hometown.

When this is just a house show, it's not on TV. We're not making any of our wrestlers look bad because nobody's going to see it except for the 7,400 people here. And we're going to bury this guy in front of his own hometown when he's busted his ass. Paterson, without missing a beat, goes, you know what? Bubba, you're going to go off the second rope after you give him a double clothes line. Jerry, you're going to try to kick Bubba. Bubba's going to shoot you off into a schoolboy.

Watch for the double boot. Bubba, you're going over. And I turned to Calloway and he goes, it's business, man. It's business. It's about doing business. And that's what makes the most bit. Boy, the Mean Street Posse, we're so mad. They went from giving me a double clothes line and beating me to me going off the second and smashing them.

And that's my fucking wrestling story. That's fucking incredible. All because the Undertaker said, no, that we're not burying a guy in his own home fucking town who's busted his ass for us. We're not doing that. That's so fucking cool. And it had been on TV and it would been, you know, where people could see that it's a regular job or off the fucking streets is now beating an accomplished WWE guy. That's different. But it was a house show.

And I was the opening match. Right. You know, that's right. And you've done all that promoting and everything like that. Oh, yeah. For three weeks and be like, oh, you know, and I had to mean street posse, call me up. be like, you know, you're fat ass. You know, it's going to take two of us just to match your fat ass and, you know,

and all that back and forth. Yeah. They got probably $30,000 of free promotion, you know, from me that you can't even put a value on outside of their commercials. Dude, I mean, fucking wrestling fans have such a bad rap. They have such a stigma. Like, I used to think that wrestling fans were such fucking losers before. And then I went to fucking WrestleMania.

I went to my first wrestling event ever. It was the New Orleans. maybe four years ago. And they are the coolest fucking fanatics. I think they're way cooler than fucking football, NBA fans. They're a fraternity. They're a fraternity. They really are.

And when you go there, they don't fucking fuck with you. They're like, hey, bro, what's going on? Who's your guy? Hey, who's your guy? Wow, man, fuck, that's my guy too. They want to be your boy. They're all like a fucking community of people that have each other's back, unlike sports fans where it's like more political.

Like, fuck you. You know what I could get you for a guest? He's a very good. friend of mine, Matt Riddle. Matt Riddle is the current co-champion with Randy Orton. Oh, no shit. And he lives in Ocali. He lives in Orlando now. Okay.

He's the dude that he kicks off his flip-flops. He was a former MMA guy. His name's Matt Riddle. Maybe Calvin can pull him up. But he's got one of the straps right now for WW. No way. And he'd be, oh, he's so fucking cool. He is like, he's like, oh, yeah, I know this guy.

He's like the Jug Squad guy. Yes, he is. Oh, he's dope. No, he's, what's the guys from the Juk Squad's name? Jack and Turner. He's just like Jack. Okay, he looks a lot like Jack. Yeah, he's just like Jack, and he's so fucking cool.

Pull up some big, some more pictures of him. Yeah, like, and when he gets, man, he's built like a tank, huh? Oh, yeah, but like his gimmick is this. Like, hey, bro. Like people get real mad. Oh, like, Surfer, dude? Yeah, like. Like Spacoli.

Hey, see if you can pull up Matt Riddle and, in, um, Goldberg backstage And this was a shoot Like Goldberg was really really mad at him And Matt Riddle was like Bro See if you could

You had the video Goldberg and Matt Riddle Yeah And like this is This is this is And you know Goldberg's old school Real real

fucking intense Yeah You know like You know like fucking real intense Want to fucking kick your ass And And wait to you hear How if this is it

How Riddle This is it In real life Riddle Could kick his fucking ass. Really? For real. Like, Riddle is an accomplished MMA. Oh, is he? He was a UFC

at one time. Like, in real life, Riddle would fucking kill him. Wow. Would kill him. But, like, Riddle's like, you know, Goldberg's all tensed and shit. That seemed real. Oh, that was a shoot. Like, that was a real. Shoot me. Work means not real. Okay, work means you're working. Shoot means

it's real. Like, that's real. Like, that wasn't rehearsed. Yeah. That was somebody had a cell phone, and they had had had a little bit of a problem and when Goldberg said we need to talk, you know, Riddle's like fine, you know, fine dude, you know, but that's a shoot. Oh, it's fucking high-vis Willie. Oh, you're just going to fucking show up in the middle of podcast? I mean, this is a professional fucking or what the

fuck do you, what is this? I hope he didn't fucking, I thought you'd take a swing on me. I really just thought right now he was going to take a swing on me. Hey, hey, drive a chair, bud. I really thought he was going to swing on me just now. Did you really? I thought he was going to swing on me. I was like, whoa. I wanted him to come be a guest on or be a co-host on this

but he had to work so he showed up that way. Is he weed-whacking today or what's he doing? What are you doing today? We'd whacking? Would you have a fucking pizza party? He actually does real concrete work. Yeah, like you're a poser on the concrete. That's a real concrete motherfucker right there. Exactly. Put your headphones on bitch and join the partner. Don't you know how to fucking be on the radio?

Yeah, you fucking nerd. Come on. Hey, call him a jobber. You fucking jobber. Yeah. A jobber is like, it's a wrestling term. So they had a, if you're a jobber, what you are is back in the old wrestling school days, they would have, they didn't have a big roster.

So when Vince or somebody would come into town, they would bring like, by the way, you got to turn his mic on. Sorry. They would bring like seven or eight of the stars, but then they would get local guys that are professionally trained just to lose. So they would hire like 10 jobbers,

10 local wrestler guys, and give them 500 a night to lose to, you know, with Greg the Hammer Valentine. So if you're called a jobber, then it means you're just, you're a hell of a hand and you can work, but you're going to lose. Right, right, right. That's exactly what he is. What is he?

He's a fucking jobber. Say it. Oh, is my crackhead Calvin, get it going. Come on. There you go. Check, check, check, check, check. That's right. He keeps calling Austin crackhead Calvin, the clicker.

That's fine. The right hand clicker with carpal. With carpal's out of. Carpal Calvin. Takes him an hour and a half to pull up a TikTok. So is your day done for today? How many yards you lay today? Today we did about 80, 90. With a truck, though.

Oh, yeah, multiple trucks. You barely get 10 yards in a truck. Right. So, yeah, boom pump. Now, do they have it now where the truck mixes it? Oh, it's mixed up, ready. Ready to roll. No, but like a lot of, isn't it a dry mix? Well, isn't there a technology where they get it wet and it rolls it around while you're driving and it so it stays wet?

But then there's the other technology where they have all the, they have all the, they have a, They have all the elements and it mixes it as it's... See, I know about fucking concrete. That's called a dry batch truck. Those are for usually smaller residential jobs. Oh, okay. So if you're pouring big, big shit, you're doing the wet truck. You're doing wet, ready-mixed.

Sorry, ready to roll. Ready to roll. What's concrete going for a yard now? I think we're charging... We bid at probably about $170 a yard. A yard? A yard? Is that cheap?

No, that sounds astronomical. Is it really? Used to be under $100 a yard. Yeah, I remember the day it was like $7. 65, 70 a yard. That day's long gone. Yeah. My God.

Long gone. They do like the fucking the water treatment centers. You know, the places that mix all the shit water and they filter all the shit out of it. That's what he does. They do all the shit tank. So he's a shit jobber. He's a shit jobber. Yeah.

Not only is he fucking. They also take that shit water, throw some chlorine in and send it to your sink. Yeah. Who cares? Who cares? Hey, who cares when you got the motherfucker liquid death? Exactly. And we got the white monsters.

That's exactly why you should be drinking liquid death. Because you know what? The water you're drinking from your tap used to be shit water, my friends. But not right here with liquid death, my friend. That was nice of him to give you a can of water. Right here, my friend. Look at that. Get a fucking close-up on that.

No, that craziness. That's what you should be drinking. Not the shit water that fucking the job or just poured a concrete slab for. Murder your thirst, bitch. Murder your thirst, bitch. Indorse by Bubba the Love Sponge. I'll give that one to you for free, kid. Thank you, Bubba.

Do you want to hit? Yeah. Hey, I'm on this shit, too. Those are duds, man. That thing's fucking expired. Yeah, but here's what you guys don't understand. Now, fucking Danny Jones over here is going to take this and give these clips to this company and say, hey, we need some endorsement here, buddy. Free.

We need a couple cases of that. We got the power pig huffing your salts live on YouTube. We need $1,500 a month and fucking a case, and that's what we're talking here. Yeah. We got a half a million subscribers, 67,000 zillion views, and we got a job or pull on concrete. What else did you ask for? And we're in the back of the fucking automotive shop. What the fuck?

You got to put a man's man. in here. You can't just put this guy in here, man. We'll be fucking rich, motherfucker. I'll tell you right now. Get me up in here. Roll my world into this and you guys are rolling to my shit. I'll have a plane again. I used to have a fucking airplane. I can't wait to check out your fucking studio.

It looks badass. You will flip the fuck out when you see it. It is the... In fact, I am so inefficient on how I could be... Like, if I had a guy like you that could help dial my shit in, the space I got And the content that I have, Danny, you would fucking freak out. Tell him about some of the content that you got. He's got a room in his studio.

The size. The size of this filled with fucking tapes of fucking squirt Olympics. Oh, yeah. Fucking the Sibbean. Yeah, I mean, you know. Shit. Let me show you a video. I just put it on my YouTube channel.

And I just found it. And it's me and Hogan going to the, Magic Lakers game. I watched that last night. And we meet Tiger Woods and Little Wayne. We meet Tiger Woods and Little Wayne. And we're fucking gourded. Did you see that? I watched that last night.

That's the shit I got. Oh my. Austin, go on his YouTube channel. Just type in BTLS YouTube. And it's like the latest video. Yeah, latest video. Yeah. And it is funnier and fuck.

But like, Dan, I got hundreds of hours of that shit. And I just happened to find... It's a gold mine. You know, I was back in my merch trailer, and I found this big folder full of DVDs of, you know, fucking fire ants on 25's testicles. Oh, fuck. We took a mason jar, and we put honey on 25's balls,

and then took the mason jar and stuffed his balls and then duct taped it so as an airtight. And then this fucking army of fire ants. goes up to his balls and they're eating his balls and stuff and he's like ah man i got from stunts to horrors the tucker shit the fucking rogan's shit the all those people used to get back on on there back in the day is incredible you know i'm a huge fan of he's like three times bigger of a fan of you no way oh he's a fucking die i gotta get you some bubble army shit i've been telling dandy to get you on the show for years i've been trying

i've been trying he's full of shit you know he has been i've been so busy and then I started really kind of looking at his shit. And I'm like, motherfucker, this guy's bigger than me. I need to get on this. I need to get on this motherfucker's tip. Yeah, we need to get together, man. How many people's podcasts have you been on besides mine?

Like, how many other, like people who have like YouTube podcast? I just do one this morning. Did you? But it was from UK, and it was about cat fishing, because I had a girl on my show back in the day named Janessa Brazil. And she's one of the most catfished people in the world. And, but this was a big time production company. Like this was like,

an LA Times deal. So I actually, this is my second podcast. Is it a Skype one? Yeah, it was, it was this new app. No, he flew to the UK. No, have you heard about this new app? No, that they use for, it's called Riverside FM. And you talk to them and they talk to you and you might be, this might, this might be a game changer for you.

Riverside FM. And you can see. that was the production company. See where it says Janessa? And then that was the meeting room that I went to. Okay. And it's for. For podcasts.

Look, join a studio and you hit that and you or a QR, but it's a way to, it's a way to pipe in guests that's better than Zoom. No way. Yes. And they make you wear earbuds. You have to have earbuds and that's it. But you might want to look into it. You might want to. Video on there too?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. So there's nothing better than having somebody in the studio, though, you know? No, it's such a better experience. But if you can't get them in the studio, you got to get them. Okay. You got to get them. True.

You know, and so, but I've only done, I think I did Dan and, Dan and the guys from Orlando. Dan and Tom, Tom and Dan or something. Tom and Dan. There's a couple radio guys. I think I did their podcast once. And I did a guy from Seth. St. Louis, who was a big Howard fan. I called like STL Now

or something. That's it. That's the only podcast I've done. Other than my own. Hey, what's your name again? Shane. Shane the jobber? Now, hold on. Before you guys go on, Danny,

tell me that this is like not fucking super cool. This is fucking cool. This should be viral. What year is this from? 2010. Oh, my God. This should be viral. Don't you think?

I 100%. You got Tiger Woods. Before he beat. the shit out of this is his ex-wife. You got Little Wayne, you got Hot Bitches, and you got Hogan fucked up

begging homeless people for dollars. So watch, go ahead and watch this. Go ahead and expand it. Crackhead. Here we go. Watch. Tiger Woods. Look at Little Wayne. So high. So now we're at the game.

Oh my God. Hogan's fucked up. He's all zipped up. I'm going to fuck Chris Brown up. Is that Jennifer? Yeah. Now Hogan. Hogan starts fucking dancing with the girls. Okay.

Oh my God. Now look at. Now my wife, imagine that. My wife gets involved here. Check this out. Hold on. He joins Heather in there. Oh, my Lord.

Is the fucking Jumbotron on him whole time? And I'm saying easy. Hogan, the entire arena's watching us. He's on the Jumbotron right now. smells kissed her oh what a sick fuck I'm on team bubble

what for live licks the camera now he's gorted out of his fucking now he's getting it now he's drinking everything now he starts fucking hitting the chicks with the head

like he's pro wrestling watch now watch now watch boom oh fucking frozen some fucking stiffies boom boom boom boom boom boom Lakers suck. He's begging for money.

Him and him. I mean, no. I got, like, it shouldn't that be something? Isn't that better than 90s? Can you get in trouble for posting that shit? No, I own it. Okay. Even though it's him on it,

he doesn't get mad of you? It's my camera, my... Right, true. You own the copyright. Oh, have you seen my white trash burnouts I've been doing? Yes. That's fucking incredible. Oh, you still own that fucking race track, right?

Yeah, I own a race track, yeah. I own a race track. I mean, we could be doing... Danny, I need to be your partner. We need to be my partner or something. You got a barbecue spot out there or something? What do you mean? My buddy's having a wedding soon, and he said they're getting catered by some barbecue company,

and they said you owned it or something. No, there's a barbecue company called Bubba's. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Well, the buddy gets a cease and desist. Yeah, no. Bubba the Love Sponge is a naturally federally traded mark, though. Oh, yeah.

Just like Hulk Hogan, right? Yeah. When you show my name, you're supposed to put an circled R after sponge. Right. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, but I mean, Danny, I kind of, you know, I need to fucking work for you or something. We need to work together.

We need to help each other. Can I put on a high-vis res deal? Pour some concrete, then roll up in here and get some tips. Hell yeah. Bubba's already taught me like 100 things how to improve the audio and the headphones and all that fucking kind of radio deal. Probably all this shit things should have been telling you for 10 years. No, you just need to, these headphones are perfect for, I mean, really, they really are. Yeah, but they're falling apart.

I need to upgrade them a little bit. You should get a headphone sponsorship. I need to get the real arms that come out of the table and not these janky fucking wobbly deals. Yeah, but with your numbers, you should be getting sponsorship. Yeah, yeah. I'm not a good salesman. I am. That's where we help each other.

What I can do is you can help me with my content and how to get it out. And I can help you market and get some sponsor. Like you should have like those super cool arms that are lit or have one central arm here. and they all, you know, parade out. Articulating gills. Or just clean this up a little bit. Yeah. You know, maybe make that a little bit more user-friendly.

Maybe be able to pipe in the audio. That's what I've been wanting to do. Pipe the audio through the headphones. That's what you need to do. And just a few little things. Make that TV bigger. That TV needs to be the size of that wall. Yeah, true.

Really. True. And, you know, just... I got to move my damn tridents. Well, hold on. I'll tell you, motherfucker, you put the Tridentz up a little bit, and then you go, the TV is, you know, about, what is that, a fucking jobber 43? No, that's a, that's a fucking 52. That's a jobber 52.

You should be running a fucking, you know, full-blown 81 Jones. A fucking 100-inch McGillie. You should be running at least an 82, Willie, okay? All fucking day. Let's do the numbers. Come on. I mean, you can buy those for a fucking $7.99 of Walmarts. Come on now.

Yeah, true. Cameras are good. cameras are good those are good cameras these are fucking the industry standard pretty much in podcasting right new arms better headphones and a better TV and we're fucking I mean shit we're

we're from where we're we're a million subs bitch and I get half of that we yeah good luck you'll be suing him in no time yeah he has a lawyer too he'll fuck Bubba own concrete Nick Colin Hogan's lawyer

Call him's concrete bitch Yeah yeah yeah Concrete with Clem Oh, Jesus Christ. Melissa, man. Any other questions you need to get to? No, man. Thank you for coming on here. Not that fucking concrete, Willie. That's my boy. Tell all these motherfuckers listening and watching where they can watch your show, your daily show, and find your YouTube, all that stuff.

Plug everything. Actually, the easiest thing. I have an app, Bubba Army app. If you just go get the Bubba Army app, you can hit Listen now, and you can hear our show. And our show's live from 6 until 10. Then it replays all day. Or you can find us YouTube. Everything's at the Bubba Army. everything. I'm even like a stripper. I got a cash, cash app and a Venmo.

You are like a stripper. You got an only fan? Yes. Do you really have an only fan? Yes. I'm going to show you something. Is a marketing genius. This is going to flip you out. This is going to flip out. This is in one week. This is what I did on Venmo and just since Friday last week. Wow. That's just people sending you Venmo's. Hey, it's Bubba. Just tips. That's like, hey, it's Bubba. And if you're You're not on Twitch and you're not giving me stars on YouTube and all kind of deal. You can Venmo me at The Bubba Army. And there's a guy, oh, fuck, yeah, Vimmo, $25.

Holy fucking shit, man. You are. You truly are marketing. Cash, Zell, Vimmo, PayPal, all at The Bubble Army. I need to get on that shit. Yeah, motherfucker. I got this fucking Patreon deal. It doesn't really work too well.

Get the fuck off of that. Patreon sucks on. I mean, what the fuck? I got to get on Only fans and Benmo. Only fan, Venmo. You need to... Does the only fans do good? we do about 2,500 a month.

Okay. I mean, and you have a fucking hardcore loyal following. Well, we have, the thing about our following is we have levels where if you have given at least $2,400 in a year, then you're considered Bubba Army royalty. And you get an invitation to the Bubba Army royalty party every year, which is the first, the second week of Martin Luther King Day weekend, because that's the cheapest weekend. And the hotel rooms aren't extravagant. So the second week of January.

where everybody flies into Tampa and you get us the Bubba Army ring which is a big Super Bowl. We don't have one, do we have? We should have brought one. That's bad. The same people that make the Super Bowl rings make my rings. And so, but you have to have the $2,400 level. So, you know, it's just a big, you know, it's a big Bubba, you know, fucking Ponzi slash Shakedown, Amway, Bernie Madoff. You know, this fucking use car.

It's just a fight to hustle. It's a straight fucking hustle. That's fucking genius. And you got the audience, but you're not. hustling. I'm not hustling. I'm hustling. I don't have your audience. If I had your audience, I'd be doing 10 million a year. Fucking A. I need to learn from you, Bubba. No, for real. I believe that. I'd be doing 10,000, if I had your audience, I have 45,000 subscribers. And, you know, I know what I, if I had your audience, I'd be doing 10 million a year. Well, I'm going to learn.

I'm going to teach you. Now, you teach me how to get this shit out, and I'll teach you how to fucking sell it. You got a fucking deal, Bubba. Concrete clam Thank you for doing this, Bubba That's his name Concrete Clem Claim Hell yeah And fucking

I don't want to put crackhead on them No, you don't have to give him crackhead How about clicking, how about right clicking Calvin Right clicking Calvin? Right right clicking Calvin the cowboy Something I had a great time Love you Bubba

More importantly I want to show you my sizzle Oh yeah let's watch that It's seven minutes Okay So you go with that I'm good with that We might even be able to project it up there Do you want to watch it on the podcast do you

No No no no no We'll end it first All right, yeah, yeah. Goodbye, everybody.