Danny Jones Podcast - #167 - The Most Ruthless Diamond Thief in America | Larry Lawton

Episode Date: December 28, 2022

Larry Lawton is the most notorious jewel robber in the history of the United States. Larry robbed more than $15 million of jewels until he was eventually tracked down by the FBI and hit with four 12 year sentences.  Once he was finally released, Larry reformed his ways and now helps and inspires younger people stay out of prison and change their life path.    EPISODE LINKS  https://www.youtube.com/@UCzmkeda2XiYpETOP5MjotrQ  https://www.youtube.com/@UCher6FAAPMTpw0MaINuAKcw  https://www.instagram.com/reallarrylawton JOIN OUR KULT: https://bit.ly/koncretepatreon  DANNY LINKS https://www.instagram.com/jonesdanny  https://twitter.com/jonesdanny OUTLINE  0:00 - Introduction  4:53 - Prison  15:38 - Coast Guard rescues  26:55 - Marianna’s Trench  30:57 - Whitey Bulger & the CIA  39:11 - Religion  46:18 - Growing up as an altar boy  51:54 - Mortality  1:08:58 - Testosterone replacement therapy  1:35:06 - Wild parties  1:43:37 - Psychological aftereffect of trauma  1:56:12 - CKY  2:02:11  - Brittney Griner  2:18:40 - Smuggling ‘things’ into prison  2:30:12 - Climate change  2:39:40 - Prisoner leasing programs  2:49:19 - LIV golf Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The cop does that. You do that right before you put it up. Oh, you pulled over drunk, the shit will bring you right back to life. Holy shit, what is that? Amonias? It's smelling salts. Yeah, yeah, but what is?

Is it fucking, it just probably just killed some brain cells, didn't it? Oh, absolutely. Like those cigars. I love the fucking cigars. Oh, I love your cigars too. They're great. You see, look, look at the,

even the thing. Diamond Edition. Diamond Edition. The Lotton Diamond Edition cigar. And this is the first one. We're coming out. We have a chew on it. I get a high off it?

No. What we're going to do is we got an Emerald Edition coming. We're going to have a Pearl Division. We're going to have a whole bunch of stuff. This is a legacy project for me. The cigars. Yeah. I mean, it's something I've been smoking cigars for 40 years. Let's go. What are we doing? We're rolling. Oh, yeah. We're good. We're locked. Oh, don't you do your intro and anything like that? I don't do that fucking bullshit. Yeah, not now. Never. I will never do that ever. On the show? I always do it. What kind of intro? Well, you know what we do on our show? You got a real show No, it's the same as you Is that what we do Is I call it the real deal

With Larry Lawton And the reason I do that is because we don't cut There's none of this I don't cut anything We don't do what fucking again But we're known Look at you Look at that

Woof You know who that is Randy Lanier You gotta have him on Randy Lanier Is the biggest drug dealer In the world He ended up doing 27 years of prison

His last load of dope was 175,000 pounds, 180,000 pounds. Of what? Of weed. A whole boat. And he ended up, it was 55 million, his end, or 60 million. One load, one load of, though.

He was, he's actually, he was the rookie of the year in the indie car series with AJ Fort and him. And he funded his whole team. You know how it happened? There was a Netflix series on him. The Netflix series is called, Need for Weed.

Need for weed Yeah, yeah And it's on Netflix It's called bad sport It's like Netflix has a show It comes out And it's like athletes

I guess you know Like Tanya Harding Who beat the one with the fucking leg And shit Remember that? Kerry Carrigan Remember she hit Carrigan With the fire

You were too young What the fuck am I told How old are you? 35 Wow you my son's 33 Is he really You old bastard Larry I am

But look at you I'm 61 You're on top of the fucking world Right now You got so much energy I do You got a YouTube channel you got the podcast.

Well, that's a podcast. I was watching your video this morning, your video where you're talking about Britney Griner. I'm sorry. Austin. Austin, can you put up, pull up video on that? I want to say, I think I do a thing every year. Pull a video on what?

I want him to hit the video on that Real Deal website. Play. No, just go to videos. Go to videos. Right. Look at all your episodes. Yeah, no, the last one right there. Larry and Benz with students.

The first one. No, no, no, no, not that side. Right down. There you go. that episode right there was was amazing because it's uh I actually do every year every Christmas every every Christmas time I give away a speaking engagement or something like big you know like I get pretty good

money to do that so what I do is I'll give it away to a kids to students to a high school this is a high school out of Chicago right out of Chicago and and they kind of contacted me. And the reason I did it with them is I do it with one a year. You know, I mean, like Christmas time and they love it, man. These kids, they got a project going for criminal justice to fix the prison system. They reached out. And I love when kids do that. They don't quit. You know what I mean? You never know. You know that. You never know who you're going to run in it. And he, so I'm doing a whole thing. And we did, I put them on the podcast. They, they actually filmed themselves. It's in Fenton. It's called Fenton High School out of Chicago.

out just arrived Chicago and they have the higher truancy rate, higher truancy rate than the actual, uh, the whole indicted district. And this is Chicago now, so it's a little rough. And what does that mean? Truancy rate, uh, people are not going to school, quit in school.

Oh, yeah, not quitting, just never going. Okay. That's actually against the law to be a joint. You know, people don't know that. Yeah, and the parents can get in trouble if they're, I heard that's stupid. Again, that's, I think it's stupid. But I heard Kamala Harris had something to do with that in California.

I hate the word hate. I do not like to use the word hate. Because I think hate kills us. It doesn't, it kills you. It doesn't kill the person that you hate. They don't even know you hate them. It's a necessary word. No, it's not.

I think it is. No, I'll tell you why. Whenever I take that word out of my vocabulary, I always feel better. You know what happened? You remember when I don't know if you remember out of your audience who remembers, I was strapped down naked, beaten and tortured in prison. Jesus Christ. And I was pissed on.

I was in there for 11th Street. I was in the hole for three years. Mm-hmm. But 11 straight months, and I remember, you know, well, they've come into myself. People often ask me, one was the scariest, the worst time you had the most nerves. It was when not being beaten or not being in an altercation. I've been stabbed twice. I've been stabbed two people.

I've been shot. The worst was when they opened the cell, the tier door in the hole. And I knew they were coming for me. How many discounts does USA auto insurance offer? Too many to say here. Multi-vehicle discount, safe driver discount, new vehicle discount, storage discount, legacy. How many discounts will you stack up? Tap the banner or visit usaa.com slash auto discounts.

Restrictions apply. One, two, a one, two, three, four. Give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar. Give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar. Hatch off a Krispie Taste. Let's go.

a break break me off a piece of that kid cat bar have a break have a kit cat so that 30 seconds before they took them to get to my door and they don't tell you lock up i mean if they tell you lock up that's legit you know a lot lock up that means you turn around you stick your hands to do to shoot door and uh when when you do that then you know they because they cannot open that door unless you're in handcuffs okay you know you know in the whole stick your hands out and they cuff you well behind You're behind you back. Okay. Right.

And, uh, I used to, I know how to slip my day. I did a video on my show on my YouTube. I had to slip handcuffs. Oh, really? So anyway, you could take a fucking paperclip. It's so easy to get out of it. I saw a video of a guy doing it too. He was showing me that like, like, there's a way you can like basically play a little, like a,

well, like a, like a game with the, uh, with the, uh, with the chains where you, like, sort of like, take your hands and you go like that and you put them in a knot. And then you can create enough leverage to just fucking, yeah, You could prop them. But that's tough too because what happens if they're behind your back, you can't do that. Also, what they used to do to me, I was doing what they call a black box. A black box is when they, there's a box that goes over the handcuffs in between it and you are fucked. I mean, it is the worst thing.

They do that like myself because I was a violent and mate. I attack, I didn't notice until I've been out now. And, you know, the guard that guarded me has been on my show a few times. I don't know if you know. No shit. Gary Massey, great guy. He ended up going to prison himself. And he was the head of the union in Jessup, Georgia.

Great guy. And he actually, his daughter says, hey, dad, this guy makes his prison pasta, whatever you make. He goes, who? He goes and looks on you. He don't know any about tech. He's 50 years or 50 years old about. And he looked in and he goes,

that's the guy that taught me how to make it. I taught him how to make it. So his daughter reached out to my. My son who runs the social media and my son says that dad, do you know Gary Massey, a guard that they say they know you? I said, Gary Massey? Yeah, I didn't know what happened to him. That he went to prison himself because he ended up going to prison for smuggling things in prison himself. He gets fired and goes to prison while he was a guard.

Right, well, and you know, what kind of shit were they smuggling? Just he was creatine and cigarettes. Creatine? Creatine. What the fuck are they smuggling creotene? They don't want to get big. Creatine and cigarettes. Now, cigarettes in...

Get big from creatine? Oh, yeah, creatine's what you need. It's one of the great muscle building things. Did you know that... Yeah, but you weren't going to get that big off creatine? Well, they had to be doing some other sketchy shit. No, no, no.

They snorting it? No, no, I never heard of that one. That's a good one. We used to do a lot of acid in prison. You know, I used to do... We used to get 100 hits in every two, two, three weeks. Really? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I can't imagine taking an ass of prison. Oh, it's the best. Matter of fact, I always tell people, even on my channel, the best high I've ever had or and you always try to chase your best high in life and that was in Atlanta and I floated out of the prison I took four hits of acid in a lock cell and I literally floated out of the fucking prison and I you know it's an out of body experience and you know you think I'm you literally could see the whole it's

unfucking real was there a CIA chemist giving it to you no you know that's they actually they actually tested inmate when they were doing LSD back. But do you know LSD now and all that's being used for PTSD? Yeah. It's very good, actually. You can't overdose on acid. You can't do any of that kind.

You know, we used to do acid. The best thing you do on acid, if anybody's out there listening to your podcast and our age, you know, young guys, actually younger, when you jack off on acid. Wow. Afterwards. Now, you can't jack off when you're on the peak, of course.

But when you're on the way down, it feels like your whole body is coming through you because it's a nerve drug to begin. So it fucking is amazing. I fucking, that, I've never done ass with having to jack off later. And I used to jack off two or three times in prison. You know, I knew my, you know, my timing and everything. Yeah.

I was with a guy who was the biggest assid guy in the country who used to follow the dead around. And he ended up getting caught with 30,000 tabs got a life to follow who around? The dead. The dead. Grateful dead is known as an incident. He had some funny story. stories too. But. So coming down off the acid, something about the... Could I get a water?

Right in front of you. That's water? Yeah, it's liquid death. It's our sponsor. It looks like it's fucking... It's in a can to make it look cool. They're trying to market it to kids. That's why. So did rocking water in a metal can? They're trying to make water like heavy metal, you know?

Try to make it cool. It looks like an energy drink. I'm going to see how it tastes. That's the... Taste is pretty good. Yeah, it does right. Yeah, good for them. I hope they make... it. Cheers. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

You can see that, guys. Yeah, pretty good, huh? Wow, I thought it was like a beer. You know, when I first looked at, in liquid death. Right. Why would you call water liquid death? Because water kills more people than anything.

More people drown from water, drown in water. Of course. They drown. Fucking hurricanes. Surfers, hurricanes. Ship sinks, everybody. Sunamis. Sunamis.

Water kills way more people than energy drinks. Energy drinks maybe kill, like, what, two or three kids a year? whatever the fucking is. Water kills fucking thousands of people every year. I mean, what is what kills people

in hurricanes. They think it's the wind. Yeah. You know, we just went through a couple, you know, hurricanes you guys down

here on the West Coast, you guys went through your stuff. Yeah. Do you know I had a vacation spot in Fort Myers. All these crazy things, these crazy hurricanes that have come through in the past few years,

Arma, um, Ian, these things, they're, they're always headed right for Tampa, right for where we're sitting right now. And they always go off.

And at the last minute, they always veer in other direction. It's so fucking crazy. You know, you're so lucky. Well, I don't know if it's luck. I'll tell you why.

You know, you know, NASA, I live where NASA is. Right. You live, yeah, in the space coast. Yeah,

in the space coast. Now, we've, my parents have been there for 40 years. It's 1983, 39 years, 40 years. And did you know,

they've never, ever had damage ever. And they live in our older house. I mean, I told my mom, she was, oh, we never get in trouble.

I said, mom, if a hurricane hit this, you'd be like fucking Dorothy going down the front of the sky. I mean, this is a,

you know, it's a wood frame house. It's not, it doesn't have the pre-hurricane, uh, rule, you know, laws with 92 and Hurricane Andrew.

Uh, because I was down there for Hurricane Andrew. That was crazy. And, uh, so this, I, someone's told me that they actually,

the scientists put NASA there for a reason. Somewhat atmospheric stuff, the way the hurricanes don't, and weather doesn't hit NASA. It's never been hit. That's why they put it there? Well, that's what,

yeah. I mean, you don't just put someone and say, let's put it here. Right. I mean, there's science behind a lot of things. No way. I had no idea. I mean, think about it. And we never got it.

Never got it. Now, the area gets hit down a little bit more south, maybe a little bit north. It's weird. I mean, they get prepared for it and all that. And I'm sure it's going to change. Who knows? But it's never been in 40 years. You know, it's funny because I had a, I used to go to a vacation four times a year in Full Myers.

There's a place called red coconut. It's gone. Totally gone. I took years to get the best spot. There's only 15 spots. I think, I don't know if it's in a country in the United States where you could put your front two wheels on the sand and be looking, like literally your big,

your bay window on your big RV is looking at the Gulf of Mexico. I was looking at the Gulf of Mexico. You put your first two cents. And that's a full hookup, meaning they had sewage, electric, and water. And it took me years to get that. because the only way to get it, there's only 15 spots. People have been there for 20, 30 years. And the only way to get that spot is someone don't show up or doesn't pay for the next year.

Right. You know, you pay. You know, you pay. Right. You know, and that's it. So I had other spots that were a little farther back, maybe a couple rows back, but, you know, that was the goal and everything. And I got them. I got myself a pure, pure week right on the front.

I had another four days. That's nice. Gone. gone. It's all gone now. I mean, gone. There was a building called, I think, so what was the junkeroo's or something like that? Yeah, junkeroo's was a big building bar right next to this place. We used to walk to it and all that.

Gone. And I don't mean just, like, destroyed. You know, like there was nothing ever there. Right. It fucking, you know, the worst I seen before that was Hurricane Andrew. And I went down with my horses to try to help. I was in jail first. I got arrested off a cruise ship there. And then after that, I ended up, but going down to Hurricane Andrew to help because

the animals escape from the zoo, Dade County Zoo. And the prisons right there, a matter of fact, the Miami prison is there. It's a medium security prison. And not FDC. They also have a federal detention center downtown Miami. But I've been in that one. And so I went down on my horses to try. There wasn't even a sign that say, oh, meet here.

How do you know where here is? There's no sign. I mean, no sign. The signs were ripped at the fucking ground. You know, I mean, people have no idea what destruction can do. I mean, they really don't. Do you know there was people who had a hurricane party in Fort Myers at Ouders? Now, this video of that and this video of that the water went over, it's gone.

The Hooters is gone. Some people died. From what hurricane? This past one. No. Fort Myers is. I mean, I know that area so well. Yeah.

Fuck. And, you know, I used to own a, you know where you are right now? I used to own a condo here in Madeira Beach. That's what you were telling me. Yeah, a long time ago. I was a gangster. You know, I was a bad guy. Madeer Beach is a fun beach.

Well, it's a weird place. It's kind of like the Twilight Zone because there's so many fucking junkies hanging out. Really? They didn't have that. Because they're, they, what they are is their deck hands for on the fishing boat. Sure. They have the long liners that go out of Madeira Beach out of John's Pass that go out and catch group. I know that area.

I was in the Coast Coast Coast Coast. You know, I was a coast go right here in Coastcoe. I was a boat on the rescue. I was on the three major. incidents in this area. Actually, I got awards for that. Medals. The Sunshine Scoot Bridge.

You were on that? Oh, yeah, you told me that. Because the last time you were here, I told you, I was the first boat on scene. Matter of fact, I was picking up dead babies and stuff. And I got PTSD from that. That's what you go. I had two guys on here that were there that were there on one of the USF, or not one of the USF boats.

They were, um, what were they? Fishing boat? The, I was the DOT department. They worked for the DOT. When they were picking up stuff. These two guys' jobs, their job was to go around Florida and dive and inspect all of the bridges. So that was their job. They were like eating breakfast at the restaurant on the other side of the skyway when it happened.

They were the closest ones there. So they went and got a boat and they put it in the water right after this happened. I was the first boat there, period. Really? First boat. Matter of fact, when we, the SAR alarm, it's because search and rescue alarm goes off. And we, you know, you're on duty. We run there boats.

and it's, we practiced. So you were, how old were you? I was Coast Guard. I was 18 years old. Wow. Yeah. It was 19, shit, 81. Mm-hmm.

Eighty-one. No. If it was 81, yeah, it was 81, so I was 20. I was born at 61. People who aren't familiar with what we're talking about, 1981, one of the worst disasters in, like, Florida history. How about two of them right here? So the Coast Guard cut a blackthorn got hit by the ship, the summit adventure. No, the Capricorn.

But what we're talking about right now is when, the cargo ship ran into one of the piling of the Sunshine Skyway Bridge. It did that because of fog, number one. Right. And I remember the solar alarm goes off. The bridge collapsed, cars were just driving. But we didn't know this at this point. Matter of fact, all we get to do is the saw alarm goes off.

You know, you jump up, your race. You're heading there. And, you know, they tell, you know, boat or boat or something hits the bridge. That happened often. Right. But they're giant concrete, fucking massive concrete. stanchions, you know, like to hold a bridge up. Sunshine Skywood Bridge was a big thing, you know, it's a high bridge.

Yeah, well, we used to get jumpers all the time up on that bridge. And matter of fact, we, I used to even know the point where they'd live. Like, there's people we picked up who were alive, broken legs or whatever, because they went up halfway. They didn't go. I heard a story about one guy who jumped off with his dog and he ended up breaking his dog's fall. His dog lived and he died. Oh, really? Well, why do he want his dog to die to fuck?

I don't fucking. What a, yeah. Yeah, what a piece of shit. Listen, I've seen a lot of death in my life. Sick fucks. Daddy, I've seen a lot of death in my life. I kidding. So what was that like that day, the bridge collapsed and you were the first?

You know, when we were going there and the alarm goes off, we race to the boat and it says, you know, boat hits the bridge. And that's kind of normal. I mean, we'd get like yachts hitting them and they'd stink and people hit them. Kids used to try to go water skiing and shit around the pylons and shit, you know, and sometimes that had happened. And, but we come up and now it's foggy now. Now, we know these areas. We, listen, Cortez, I was stationed at a Cortez, Florida, which is in Brayton, right? Matter of fact, Egg Monke.

Matter of fact, a lot of people don't know, Egg Monkee right here is one of the best breeding grounds for hammerhead shocks in the world. As a hundred, we used to go fishing for them as like a big sinkhole there. But anyway, uh... To eat the tarp in. Yeah, they just, you know, wow, they're good fighting fish. So anyway, we would go and, uh, so we're heading there. And it's eerie, you know, it's fog. Now, we know what we're doing.

We know that we have radars. We have, when there's fog, you do certain things, you know, to make sure you have to put your, your horn on at certain times. And then you have to have, we put my, I, myself, I wasn't the captain. I was one of the crew. And I was up on the front of the boat. And I'm the one, you know, like, because now you're here to listen and sing and give orders back to your, you know, the guy, the boss in the boat, the captain of the captain. Right. I become a captain of one of those boats. So anyway, we go and it's eerily quiet, you know,

and all of a sudden the fog starts clearing and then you look up and there's fucking no bridge. There's no span. It's quiet. There's no yelling and screaming. The first thing I noticed when I looked up, there was a car hanging on the fucking edge where, like a piece of the bridge. Holy fuck.

That guy lived. Yeah, oh, yeah. Like he stopped. He got out of his car. car and like walked away with this car like and it. And it wasn't dangling. It was on, there was a piece of the bridge that was like that. Right. And he was on it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay.

What, what really people didn't know in that whole thing. So we ended up calling it. We were there for days picking up debris, picking up trying to find it. Now, it took them over 30 days to go down and dive in there. People don't know why it's so hard to dive under there. It's happened twice. I've been there twice now. And we have to use the, we have to do the patrols, the security, everything and

part probably the worst thing i've ever done was picking up my shipmates yeah yeah yeah see that i told you that's the way it was imagine imagine being that fuck and i have actual pictures that i have of this whole and me in the newspaper i was in the newspaper i was in the st p p uh peter's times or whatever it was amazing what people don't know when i have pictures of the bus a greyhound bus went over there click on the link for that one austin see historic photos yeah yeah he's gonna see a Greyhound bus. I have pictures probably nobody has, period. Oh, you got a log in, some shit. I got two monitors like this now.

Yeah, keep going. You'll see. Look at that, bro. Yeah, see that? And that's the summit venture. See it? Landed on the front of the bridge. It says, I think it's, you see the boat, the summit venture. And the Capricorn's the one to hit the Coast Guard, Coast Guard, Blackthorn. But if you keep going, if you want, I want to see the Greyhound if they show the Greyhound. I'm sure they did.

No, because they never had that until they pulled it out of water. And it was this flat, it was like this. I have picture, private pictures of mine, you know. I was going to donate all this. Look at that shit. Yeah. It was amazing. There is.

That was it. That was the Greyhound. Yeah, yeah. That's the bus. Yep, the flat, that boat. I remember when they, I was there when they did that. How's that? That picture, I'm there right there.

That was how many days after? Oh, 30 days, I'll bet. Wow. It took a long cut. People don't know how strong the currents are under there. You know, the currents are amazingly strong under there. And it's very tough waters to do. And it's a very navigating tough.

And there's been a lot. What a terrifying thing, man. I think 30 some odd people died there, 35, maybe, 34. And then the Coast Guard happened and we lost 23 Coast Guard guys. Really? Yeah. How? Well, what happened, they were on a Coast Guard, cut of Blackthone was 180.

Oh, that was a different incident. Yeah, different incident. Right, right, right. 180 foot buoy tender. Wow. Yeah, I was on. See that platform right there? That was there for all the time.

I used to go on it all the time. They brought that same platform out when the Coast Coast Guard Cutter went. And they had a, you know, salvage. These guys that I had on here, one of the guys named Bob, his last name to escape me right now. But he was one of the D. Too much drugs. He was one of the DOT drivers that was there. Or one of the DOT divers that was there.

And he, like, a couple. He was a DOT diver. Diver. I went to dive school. in the coast guard. And I actually went to Pearl Harbor. Oh, no shit. Actually on Fort Island where they have the battleship row, where Arizona's are.

The Fort Island's an island right there. And that's the headquarters actually for the whatever district that is, 14th district. And I went to dive school there. I only went for eight weeks because that's all we had to do. But we went in the Navy dive school. The first thing we had to do to get initiated, you have to swim to the mainland and bring up a case of beer back without dropping it. Really?

Swim it back. How far? Half a mile? Damn. Yeah, I did it. Put it on your chest. Do backstrokes. Damn.

And, you know, where are you originally from? Originally New York. I wasn't from the... How does a fucking New York wise guy like yourself end up fucking being a diver in the Coast Guard? I wasn't a diver per se. You had to have a diver on a ship. I didn't do the, like, the real hard hats and all the real shit. No, we didn't...

Those Navy guys were on. amazing. They had to go for a year. I went for eight weeks, two months. And, uh, could, you know, like if the foul, the props get fouled, stuff like that on a ship. I was on a 3758 foot ship after the small boat stations I was on. And I became a boat captain, search and rescue captain, all that. And I did all that. And then after I did that, I wanted to go out to sea. And that's where I ended up getting hurt in the Bering C. I ended up, I was stationed in Hawaii. Bering C in Alaska. I used, we used to, I was stationed in Hawaii. We did three months in. And, um, we did, uh, Three months in Hawaii and three months in Alaska.

Three months in Hawaii, three months. I know all of Alaska. Kodiak's the island where the Coast Guard has their base there. Is that the little island halfway in between Russia? No, no, no, no, no. That's part of Alaska chain. You know, Russia had the Lucian chains, actually, you know, during World War II. They had what?

They had the illusion chains. Oh, those little islands. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alaska didn't become a state until 1959. Right. So, him and Hawaii, both in 1959. So, yeah, and so anyway, the Bering Csian. where you see where he's at right there.

I was stationed over on Hawaii. You go south. Yeah. Now, we used to go there. And that's the Pacific right there, obviously. Yeah. And if he goes wide, I'll show him some stuff. Then I was on the, now, I went to Micronesia,

and I actually went to an island called Palmyra Island. There was a murder there. There's actually a book out. People saw it, and they go, wow, Larry, you talked about that. And you look at, go look for, Mike, go look for Palmira Island. Google Palmyra Island. They tried to start a colony there. And in the 70s, and there was a murder.

And it was actually, when we got briefed, there was dog. They said there's wild dogs on there. They might attack you. These dogs, I watch these dogs attack a shark and kill a shark. What? I watched two dogs kill a shark, and that's how they ate. What kind of shark? Like a sand shark or whatever it was in, it was shallow water.

They would actually, one would come in. The shark would go the other way. The other dog would grab it. They survived on this island alone because they were left there after a murder. They tried to start a colony on this island. We had to deliver the FBI agency. So when we got the briefing, they said, now I'm the small boat captain of the little boat bringing us.

We couldn't get close to the island. We would draft too much water. So I'm taking the people over and they, you know, the cabs is, listen, there's marijuana running rampant on this thing. Nobody better get caught with marijuana. I fucking brought more marijuana. We all did. And we kept it in the paint locker so dogs couldn't get Palmire Island.

Palmire, they started an atoll. That's an amazing place. Go to the map. See what? I want to see this thing on the globe. You should see that place. Zoom out. You should see Palmire Island.

It's just amazingly amazing that island. Where the fuck are we? You're in the Pacific right there. Wow, way out of the Pacific. Yeah, yeah, the South Pacific. See it? I was actually, I actually had swim coal. Is that a volcano?

Where? It must be, right? Palmont, the island. No, I don't think it is. It's just, I don't know, to be honest. I couldn't tell you. But Palmire Island, it was great. You know, I swam in the steepest water in the world,

36,000 feet deep You could put Mount Everest in it And it's Mariana's Yeah, Mariana trenches I swear we had swim call there And you know you think Wow below you is

I mean forever Five miles How cold was that shit? No Good warm water Up near the top Yeah Where is what country is that

That's in the middle Of the Pacific Mariana's trenches The Mariana trenches The Pacific Ocean Yeah Yeah Yeah

Marian trenches Right a bit of Pacific We had swim call Our captain I've been Across the Marion Date line And I've been

the equator and all that shit, and you have the initiations and all that shit. Man, you make, you're bringing back a lot of memories. They sent a guy down into Marianas Trenching. Yeah, they did. They did in a, like a little capsule. I think it was James Cameron did it. James Cameron did it. My memory's

not bad for an old fuck, isn't it? Wow. Yeah, my memory's not bad. See his new Avatar movies he just came out with him? No, but I love those movies. I mean, he's, there, you see it where, there, there you go. See it? That's Maryana's Trench. Okay. Okay, not far.

Zoom in? No, no, that's, say the Philippines? That's across the Pacific. That's where we, you know. No, well, it was not far from the island we were just on. Oh, no, no. And I said, we went to swim call there. Actually, I had swim call.

Damn. And we have, we'd put guys up, we used to see the sharks in the Pacific. We'd dump trash and they'd be a fucking, fucking, we had a fucking, we had a captain who's the greatest guy in the world, man. He was the next, what I was, rank-wise. And he ended up going office. He ended up retiring. I got invited to his retirement party.

He was fucking great. He used to carry two pistols around. He used to shoot the fucking sharks from the bridge. He was a fucking great guy, man. He used to get drunk with us. He was a boatsmate, which I was, which is the guy who runs the boats and shit like that. So him, me, and the chief got to, you know, we were close.

And he'd come up on the ship and, you know, he'd ring bells and all. And we're carrying the motherfucker because he's drunk. Yeah. You know, me and the chief are carrying this. Great guy. He loved that. And fuck, I tell him the stupid ensign, you know, the guy's been to Coast Guard fuck.

You've been to the school. Give a fuck. Shut the fuck up, you moron. You know what the fuck? The cab's half rack. And you can hit the bells that he's fucking he's. You're fucking huge of common sense. Yeah, the Marion Trench is the deepest part of the world's oceans.

Pacific's the biggest thing. I heard it's like seven miles deep there. Yeah, with 37, 36,000 feet, 36 something. I think they can, you can look that up. It's 36,000, which there's 5,200 and something feet in a mile. So, yeah, close to it. Seven miles, baby. Seven miles, look at it.

It's, how many feet? It's 36,000 feet, right? Yeah, you're going to. see that he's gonna change it 35 thousand feet baby yeah i'm pretty good about that you are good uh yeah well when you go do things you know that diagram that like diagram of the trench yeah yeah do you put this up on the on the video yeah yeah yeah oh see we don't do much of this we gotta start doing that if people don't know they close that bottom box yeah yeah what don't you donate no i don't donate to fucking wikipedia they changed so much shit oh did they i haven't checked it out wow

They fuck with people so hard. Cross-section sketch of Marionis. Oh, wow, look at that shit. I learn more about Wikipedia from people who call me and tell me, or the fans, you know. They'll say, Larry, did you know? Did you know I was on the notable alumni of my high school? Me and Bobby Bonilla, Cardi B. I'm the oldest fuck on there.

And I never graduated. Cardi B went to your high school? Yeah. And I'm younger than me. And I never graduated there. But they got me as a notable fucking alumni. That's great. Figure that fucking shit out.

That's amazing. They had me as also in Atlanta. Rightly so. They also have me in Atlanta as what I'm like somebody called me up and says you know, Mr. Lawton. He called me Mr. Lawton. I knew he was real young. He says, you're on the same page as Al Capone.

I said, what? What do you mean? He goes, yeah, in Atlanta. Al Capone, you, Jimmy Burke, Whitey Bolger and Larry Lawton. I said, get the fuck out. I looked at it. It's true. Hey, we were talking about doing acid in prison.

Oh, best in the world, man. You're going to get on the answer. We're going to have a fucking trip. I should have brought something now. Yeah, you should have. That would have been fucking wild. Would you do it? I would do it.

I would do a little bit. I would do half of what you did. Well, okay. If I do four, you're going to do two. Okay, that's fair. All right. But what I was saying is we got to do it. Whitey Bulger.

Fucking reach show. Oh, my God. I couldn't. I wouldn't be able to talk probably. No, you would just be sitting here. Have you done acid? Have you done acid? No, I've done mushrooms.

Not acid. Okay. Mushroom acid is a lot better than much. To me, some people just... I've heard that. People last a little longer. It's better. Once you do ask, they did a study in acid, the government.

They took two military units. You can look it up. They took two military units. And they gave one acid, one not LSD. And they did the mission twice as fast, twice as more proficient. But they learned the government couldn't control these guys then. Once you do acid once, it's going to over. open your whole fucking world up to another life.

And it's amazing. I've actually gotten things like ideas and shit. You know, you look at Sting. You look at a lot of people of men how they wrote songs. And back a lot of the greatest artists in the world. You know, Edgar Allan Poe, people like that. All fucking Einstein.

I mean, think of that. Maybe he fucking found that shit and that math shit. Was Einstein doing acid? Yeah. Wasn't it really? So, you know. But Wydie Bulger,

he was experimented on in prison with acid. Yes, absolutely. It was in Atlanta. They gave him LSD. As in Atlanta. I was in prison. I was in that prison. I didn't do that.

I don't know. I'm not that up to date on the conspiracy theory revolving around him, but I heard that they gave him acid and they tried to control him and then like have him carry out murders. I don't buy that. No. I don't buy that even a little. No. Why wouldn't they do that? I mean, I don't think that because I don't think acid or anything will do that to that point.

Yeah, but you can you can break down Pete. The idea is you can break down. people's minds with acid. No, you can't. See, that's what you can't do. Whoever told you that, I don't know where you read it and I want to see that article

because when you read all about acid and how it works the brain, it doesn't, it opens it up. It gives you a better perspective of things. It makes you think outside the box. So it doesn't make you controlled by the government. Otherwise, they'd be fucking gave it to that unit that did everything proficiently.

They would control you. So it makes no. control, if anything. But if they administer to somebody in therapeutic doses and keep them in isolation and feed them certain stimuli or give them...

You're talking deep shit now, but go ahead. You basically, like what they do with these prisoners are like what they did with Ted Kaczynski in at Harvard. Those LSD studies that they were doing on those guys. They were trying to, with MK Ultra, it was a

a program to figure out mind control. Yeah, MKLTRA was a top secret CIA project with the agency conducted with hundreds of clandestine experiments, sometimes on unwitting U.S. citizens to assess potential use of LSD and other drugs for mind control. Information gathered for psychological torture. Absolutely. It didn't work. So whatever you're saying, it did not work.

That's what it might have tried it. Right. It might not have worked, but it did work. There was one lady who actually sued the government because they were experimenting on her with this and they were doing it what they would do was doing it in the military and they were doing it prisoners. That's the main thing. That's where they did. That's where they did.

If you look at all their studies and in universities too. I don't know how much they had to do they didn't have any control over universities to do that. Obviously with the military you know, you're in the military and prisoners get fucking nothing coming. But if you keep if you take one person or a group of people and you give that I'm here. I'm glad I'm here too. I love

Thanks for coming. And you give them LSD every single day. Right. And you try to beat something into their head every single day. You keep them high and you keep introducing certain thoughts into their head every day or telling them certain things. Seems like a lot of work. And trying. It seems, yeah, probably is a lot of work.

But let me tell you why. I don't know. I was with the guy, and this is where I got to. I was with a guy, great guy. He ends up getting a life sentence for acid 30,000. tabs and he ends up, he used to follow the Grateful Dead around. And he was great because what he used to do, he said, he loved the story. He tells us he would go to a Kmart.

I didn't have Kmart anymore. And he'd buy the plastic kitty pool, you know, kitty pool. Yeah. But plastic, not blow up pool. Right, right, right. Hard plastic. He'd buy one of those. Go to every venue to Deadbrook playing at.

He'd buy a pool. He would get tons of beer, cases in cases of beer, ice, and then throw 200 vials. or a hundred vial hit of acid in the water. Everybody grabs that, grabs the, grabs a beer at it a thing, you get high. You know, that's how acid works. So he's fucking stories he used to have

because he had a hundred hit, a hundred hit vial leak into his body. He ended up selling his whole worldly possessions for two tickets to Grateful Dead in Hayd Ashbury in Frisco, a skateboard and a fucking to tickets and a skateboard and I don't know some

oh fucking some bullshit oh guitar he sold his whole worldly fish furniture everything he owned how did this vial of a hundred hits of acid get into a system but whatever he didn't put the cap on right or whatever was an accident yeah it was an accident now he said he was fucked up for six months now you can't overdose on efforts I want people to know that you cannot overdose you can never die

from it doesn't raise your level of your you know your blood pressure or your heart rate, it doesn't do anything of that nature. I've done a lot of acid in my day. And I've found that now I'm very control. First of all, if you do too much acid, you'll burn the serotonum in your brain and endorphins

and serotonum in your brain, you're not going to get it. It'd take you more and more and more. It took him that guy used to do 10 hits in. Yeah. Well, it's in you. You know, acid is in you. The only way to check for acid to do is a spinal tap. You know, like, so there's no tests for acid. But acid can really

fuck you up if you do it when you're young like before your brain develop if you do it if you abuse it when you're a young teenager but that goes for anything it goes for any drug absolutely and I'm a big advocate of legalizing all drugs all drugs fentanyl I don't care legalize it people go why why would you do that

well if you're gonna go to that route of illegalizing some then why we haven't have glue people huff glue and they fucking go crazy they burn their brain cells out they go to home depot and they get this fucking poisons and shit for rats and fucking shit and they're fucking do it. So let's just illegalize, you know,

make everything that we think is somebody. Stop the control. I became a libertarian because I used to be a Republican, young Republican. Then I was a fucking Democrat because I'm more, I'm very socially liberal, very socially liberal. And more somewhat fiscally

conservative. I think most people are that. You know, people don't want to see their money wasted and no fucking shit we pay it on. But they don't, do you give a fuck who marries who? Do you care about what people do in their own house? No. Absolutely.

No young people. I deal with a lot of young people. I mean, even your age, you're 40 down, let's call it. And I can't know one that gives a fuck about any of that shit. No. Because it's a non-issue, but they're religious right and certain people like that. And it's such bullshit, but they were talking about drugs. Legalize them all.

They've done them. They're doing it now. You know, Washington State is now decriminalized mushrooms and asses. A lot of these, they're getting it now. But I don't know if they're just getting it or just the government's letting the control up. You know what I mean? It was all about control. Yeah.

The legalizing drug thing would be great, especially for, you know, things that people that are cut with all kinds of various substances that people don't know what the fuck's in it. Like you buy a, you buy a gram of Coke. You don't know what the fuck you're getting. You're getting it cut with creatine, borax, fentanyl. Well, it used to be vitamin. vitamin B. Right. But the problem is the dealers in the U.S.,

what are you doing? Take a picture of me? Yeah, take a picture. Yeah. Say cheese. Hey. They get it and they don't know what the fuck's in it. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Like you can go to the store and you can buy a bottle of booze or, you know, you could buy a fucking cigar. You know it's tobacco. You know it's liquor. No, no, no. What you're saying is correct. You want, you know, people should be able to,

if they want to go to a pharmacy, get a prescription for cocaine, which you can get. You can get a prescription for cocaine. Can you? Yeah. I never heard it. Yeah. You should be able to go and do it and know exactly what the fuck you're getting.

I agree. You know, I just think, you know, we have gotten away from, you know, people say, first of all, both sides suck. I'm not going to go there. We've gotten away from being, we're not free. I love when people say we're going to live in a free country. No, not. You don't live in a free country. Well, yes, you do.

You can do this. Listen, whether it's by money, whether it's by status, wherever it is. You know, George Collin, you say, if you ever listen to George Collin, he's on fucking, I love, I love his station on serious. I still listen to all the time. He's got his own station on series. Yeah, yeah, to Carl's channel. And he's just so fucking hilarious.

And he, uh, so George, Carl says, listen, there's a club and you're not in it. Meaning like, you know, they can do everything, you know, the government. And they just, alcohol, of course, is anybody who tells me, I don't believe in drugs, any job or even legalize them all. The first thing I say to him is, what do you think about alcohol? If they say, oh, that's okay.

all your arguments go out the window because, listen, many studies I deal with young people, you know that in my program the reality checkposts. Still number one program in the country. Did you know that 70, almost 80, 79 or 78.9 kids start in their first thing with alcohol.

They don't start marijuana. It'll start with hard drug or whatever. They start with alcohol. So you want to talk about a gateway drug? It's the easiest thing to get. Easily to get. Isn't it crazy? They're still.

States that are counties that don't let you sell alcohol on Sundays. Oh, fucking listen to this. You want to hear the best? I went to Branson, Missouri with a bunch of guys, right? Matter of fact, one guy is a great guy. He fucking become a billionaire through Bitcoin. He was a cardiologist. He sold his whole 401K for Bitcoin at $6.

$6. $6. Fuck. He rents yachts, you know, those mega yachts. Yeah. $250,000 a week like you and I would rent a car. Yeah. Great guy, too.

But a bunch of us, him and his wife and my, you know, at the time. I'm single now. Letting everybody know. I'm single. I'm out. Larry's on the market. I'm going to all the strip clubs,

the gay clubs, every club in the world. I don't give a fuck what club it is. I'm going to. You're going to the gay ones? Oh, sure. I'll go to everyone. There's a lot of good gay clubs in a Key West.

Oh, yeah. I love the key. I used to go to Keys every... First of all, when I was in Fort Lauderdale, I used to go to the Keys every month. I just flew to the Keys with a bunch of buddies. They have a plane. And it took us an hour and 15 minutes from Melbourne.

And we flew there. What a fucking trip. You fly down. You leave at noon. You get there at 1.30. You get out to fuck. We Uber over to fucking, the bars, the pool bars and shit. And the keys.

I love the keys. You ever stay in a hostel? You got to fucking go to the keys and stay in a hostel. To find a hostel. Hostile's where they just rent. Somebody else could be in your room. Yeah. I've never done that.

It's fucked. They're big in Europe. Okay. I'll rent a bed. They'll rent a bed is what they'll do. Okay. No, that's rent the room. Okay.

But they'll, you can actually. rent the bed. Now we had four of us. Everyone there. I mean I'm so poor compared to these guys. Great guys though. You would never know it. You know what I mean? They're just really, really good guys. And we were in a hostel and it was the, we ended up having, it was a four room hostel, but so we had it. It was hours, no. Right. It was so fucking funny though. Uh, my mom and buddy goes, you know, I've been around the world. There's a lot of stuff. Very, very well. Nice guy. Never know. He goes, but I never stayed in a room where you had a locker with a fucking with lockers in the room. You know, fucking, it was just, but you got to do that.

I'm going to do that. Because you didn't, they had the pools there. You don't know who you're going to meet. It's fun. And it could be a girl or a guy. Right. You don't know. It's not to do anything.

You don't even have to meet them. You know what it is. You rent a bed. And it's called the, no name. It's, oh my God, I kept fucking it up. It's not your. average hotel, NYU, not your

NYU, not your average hotel. Something like that, motel. It was coolest fucking shit. I had so much fun with these days. But we do a lot of crept like that. And,

you know, what I found is, we go to Branson, Missouri. That's where we're going with this alcohol. So we go, Danny,

we go to Branson, Missouri. Don't ever fucking go to Branson, Missouri. What are we talking about now? Alcohol? Alcohol.

Okay. Now, not only alcohol, you couldn't You couldn't buy a fucking drink in the dolly pot and stampede, all this crap of shit. It is the worst fucking, unless you're some religious freak that wants to just go there and, I don't know, go to a fucking Jesus museum. Whatever the fuck you want to do.

I'm not religious as you to get. And I don't care about it. Meaning, I grew up, you know, I was abused as a kid and all that kind of stuff by a priest. You were abused by a priest as a kid? Yeah, I was 11 years old. It took, you know, how many years took 30? years. Matter of fact, my author, my book came out in 2013, bestseller, and Gangster Redemption. You got it. I gave you a book. Did I not? I'm sure I did. If I didn't, I have him to RV. I'll give you

and your engineer, of course, one. Yeah, I'll give him a sign to you. I did it. Bestselling selling books. And we sell them all day and I own it. I was born at best moves ever made in my life. But anyway, so when I wrote the book, I wrote it with an eight-time New York time best-selling author, seven-time, whatever it is. Now he's eight. And, uh, unbelievable book because it's true. It has to be vetted, of course, when you do all that kind of stuff. And he got things out of me that I wouldn't

never, ever. And I get why people don't say things, you know, because this was a priest. I was an altar boy and all that shit, and it's all true. And all these fucking, they're scumbags, you know. So this guy was able to talk to you and get this shit out of you when he was... Yeah, well, it took me two years to write this book. Two years. I mean, every

single weekend for two days. Almost nonstop. I don't even think I golf and then come home from golf. and I would sit down you know, him, him, where he was. He's actually here in St. Pete. His name is Peter Golanbach. You look him up.

Pull him up, Peter Golanbach. So let's go back to this. So what were you doing as a, how old were you when you were an altar boy? Where were you in New York? New York. I was out. We went to Catholic school.

And your family was Catholic? Yeah, I ended up getting us kicked out of the school. And psychologists used to say that's when you started going crazy. You know, that's when you had your issues. You know, you're, you know, violent issues. You're against everybody. So how did this all come about? Paradei presenta.

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Book direct at choiceotails.com Like the Catholic priest abusing you I was an altar boy and we were doing a You get money to do Funerals and Weddings Right and it was after one of those And you know he grabbed me And he

It wasn't anal penetration of that nature But it was down he dropped to his knees And I don't know what's going on I have the blue Yeah I was taking in my, uh, the garment off whatever the fucking the back room and the vestibule there. And the other kid went home. He had to go home quick.

And he said, oh, we'll split the money later. Because you should make money. People don't, you know, give you money. And then the priest was there. He's just talking to me. And, you know, you respect those guys. That was a big thing back. Right, right.

You look up to him, right? Yeah. And they treat. They're kind of like father figures. Yeah. And this guy was pretty cool because he'd let us like, Vincent, and he knew he was taking the wine, you know? You know, little kids.

We're doing all the shit. How many other kids? kids like you were there there? It came out that he did more. I don't know. I mean, like how many got, like you were an altar boy?

Were there other altar boys that you were hanging out with that were also there with you? When that happened? No. Yeah, during that time. No. Oh,

no. No, I said the kid that worked a funeral wedding, whatever we worked, he left. He says, I got to go. But I mean, like during that time, period. Like while you were at the,

like during that whatever time period, you were working at the church. Right, right. There was other kids your age that were doing the same thing. Sure. Oh, how many? 15. Okay.

You do the mass You do the shit Right Such fucking crap Religion I read the Bible Five times Cover to cover

Really Cover to cover As a book I've read the Quran Three times I've read the Torah Toras really do That's the OG

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My co-host Engineer Coates Just like him That guy Benz is Jewish She's actually From Israel Me and him Just listen to

Arishifier's New Standup Special Called Jew It's fucking amazing. Funny shit. So, okay, so you got, it was after I read every religious book.

Most I believe is the Buddhist. Let's go back to, let's go back to the Catholic Church. Did you pull up Peter Gorobach? After one of the ceremonies or after a funeral? He wrote books with Yogi Berra. You know, he said my book was the best book he ever, ever. He was at a baseball saying, he goes, you're Peter Gawabukukuk. Look, look, my book right there.

Yanks to redemption. and he wrote books on Billy Martin. He wrote books on like big time people. Tony Curtis, I think he wrote a book on the Bronx Zoo. All bestsellers. 76 years old. He lives in St. Petersburg. Yeah, I told you.

Yeah, yeah. Great guy. He used to come here all the time. We'd meet in Orlando, but then we'd go to his house. He's an eclectic, man. Oh, man. Wow, you see his shit in his ass fucking, you know, like fucking Stanboard caught up, cutouts.

You know, cutouts. Is this guy balling or what? Do you baller? Yeah, no, he's very, very, he's a great. Unbelievable writer, obviously. Modest? Yeah, you didn't know. He plays softball on his team.

Oh, right? You never know. Like, kind of, you know, they was a good guy. Yeah. Really good guy. Yeah. But anyway, when we wrote the book, you know,

and it's funny because he, when we wrote that book, it took us a long time because I don't want to tell, you know, I mean, the crimes are one thing. You know, you did him. They're in the record. The priest, too, but they begin buzzing.

See, I wrote, if you look at my first chapter in my book is, who would fuck Mrs. Armolino? And that was a lay teacher in the Catholic school. No way. Is she hot? Yeah. Well, you know, you're fucking, but I think that was because I,

trying to prove that you're not gay, maybe, or whatever it is. You know what I mean? You don't know what you're doing yet at that point. So, like I say to people, I don't blame anybody on anything. I'm a very open individual with me. I don't give a shit what you do in life,

sex-wise. I've been in orgies and fucking all this shit. I do it all. Because I found out at my age, first of all, you know, it's funny, uh, Danny. I'm 61 years old. I know I only got 20 years to live right now.

If I'm lucky, 20 years to live. And you know what? I have no qualms with that. You live longer than that. No way. Yeah. I've had open heart surgery fucking major major backs. The first time I think I'm telling anybody that.

Holy shit. I didn't think of it. Now it's out there. Yeah. I had open heart surgery. I had triple bypass. Hey, look her in the camera. Holy shit.

And do you know my back? I have a zipper from the top of my neck or loaded my ass. They cut me open. They did an 11-hour operation on me. I got hurt in the service out in the Bering Sea. Yeah. And I got retired, but I crushed my spine. I have, matter of fact, you see my neck?

Yeah. I got five vertebrates in my neck. And they go through the front. Yeah, they went in the front. And 10 in the back. It's amazing. 11-hour surgery. That was a long surgery.

So would you have a clogged artery? Yes. See, I never had a heart attack. you know people say my heart you know what I tease people why'd they go in why they why'd they why'd they cut you open why why what was going on

with you what were your symptoms well what happened was I was getting pain now I thought it was pain from my back and matter of fact I was in bush gardens and I couldn't even fucking I could not even fucking walk to the car I was that bad now my sister says she knew it and they were worried

now I didn't know it now I'm thinking it's my own but I'm thinking it's the back you know I have such a bad back I'm gonna show you that so when I did that Then I ended up saying, oh, I go to the VA, and I went and did a stress test. They give you a stress test. Yeah.

So they told me to wait there. Listen, is you like this. This is my fucking nature. We go in there and the fucking, I do the stress test. I'm waiting. The guy comes out. He goes, come on in there. He goes, I'm sending you the emergency room.

I said, no, you're not. He goes, oh, yeah, I'm sending you to emergency room right now. I said, no, you're not. I'm going home. He looked, he looked at me, and he called. another doctor in. And he says, I go, I don't give a fuck if you call the director in here. I'm going home.

Now, you have to, they made me sign a fucking paper to fucking get released there. I hang out with doctors, a lot of cardiologists, the top cancer surgeon in the state. They're really, really good friends of mine, you know. And so I said, and I felt good at this time. They gave me the stress test. Obviously, they saw it. And they wanted me in the hospital. emergency room. So on the way home, and this is in Orlando, right, at Lake Nona,

the great Orlando hospital there. And I'm going back to Melbourne, which is the East Coast. And I'm getting on 192, which is, uh, uh, the road goes all the way to Space Coast. And so I'm on the road and I call my buddy Nibirdo Shackman, who's a, a cardiologist. I said, Nibirto, this is what happened. He goes, all right, Larry. He goes, he says he's funny guy. We talk about today. He goes, go straight home. He goes, go straight home. He goes, he goes, I'm setting up the, uh, uh, and, you know, check, uh, catheterization, you know, just check what it is. He goes, I'm a, I'm going to get you some nitroglycerin pills. I don't want you to get excited. I don't want you to jerk off. I mean, that's the way, you know,

we talk, well, friends. I go, okay, what do I do? No, I go to lunch where my friends are. And we, then other doctors are there. And he said, Larry, get the, we heard already. Fuck you. We're going to get an eight ball, Jerry. Yeah. Right. And, and I says to him, so he, uh, because now my joke is, you know, I'm better off doing Coke than butter because they didn't have a heart attack. I had arteries, so arteries get clogged by butter. But they laugh. So anyway, I fucking, I go home after I take it.

They pull me in next day. He goes, and we're joking. Now, we're joking because of something I'm not going to say on the air that I was offered a million dollars in 30 days for. Okay, and I'll tell you. Come on say it. I know you wanted to say it on your show. So let's fucking ask.

So anyway, we go in and, uh, so. So I go into the operating room and they go in and all, and I tell them, this is a Tuesday. I tell him, it's in the burdo, man, I got a fucking reunion in a Coast Guard in Virginia on Friday. I go, if this, he goes, yeah, it's a little stent this year. You'll be out and you'll go to your reunion. I said, fuck, yeah, you know.

So I go in within five minutes, I think. I mean, you know, I'm awake. You're awake during those things. It gets all serious. Holy fuck. He comes out and he stops everything. He may give some orders and fucking on the way out. He started to talk to me.

Talks to Teresa at the time. I'm single, but I had a girl at the time. I had a girl for 14 years, actually. Oh, wow. I'm happy, very happy. Anyway, we were swingers, so it's not even like bad stuff. No, it wasn't sex. So anyway, we, it's funny because I go out and he gets real serious.

And he says, emergency bypass. surgery. What the fuck is that? You know, what the fuck? Now, word goes out in my neighborhood that this is emergency bypass surgery. And again, all these doctors that work at Holmes the regional medical center and the biggest hospital there, the only hot really, you got three of them, is the head doctor. I mean, and all these fucking people here. And all of a sudden, I'm fucking in there. And what had happened was my widow maker was clogged. You die. That's John Ritter died. That's where people die.

What is the Widowmaker? The Widow maker is the main artery. The main artery that goes to the heart. That's when people die instantly. You know, you'll see them die quickly of a heart death. Just out of nowhere. Out of nowhere. It hits you.

Right. Right. It hits you. It hits you and it's goodbye. You're dead. Right there. Yeah, he's good, man. The widow maker.

Yeah, you're all good, man. That's a hell of an engineer there. Yeah, he is. He's the shit. I'm a hire him away from you. Yeah. The, uh, yeah, he's very, he's right. Anyway, so what happens.

What happened was my heart was making another vessels through the heart, and they were clogged. So they couldn't stent it? No, couldn't even get through it. They couldn't even get through it. No. How the fuck was it? I had other, again, I had such little shit working for me. And the day, you know, when I was at Bush Gardens, it says on these rides, if you have a bad back or a heart, don't go on these rides.

I'm on every fucking ride. And so anyway, so we go and I'm in the hospital. and, you know, fucking shit happens quick. You're fucking, like, teams coming. You start getting shaved and all this shit.

But I'm up in a room, and I'm not feeling bad. You know what I'm saying? I'm not feeling bad. Right. And all, you know, now my friends are coming up. Like, do you think I'm dying motherfuckers?

You know, friends, lawyers and guys, I hang out of a lot of nice people, influential people, but not assholes. I can't deal with that. I don't deal with drama. Assholes. We have one rule

with my friends. No asshole rule, period. So anyway, it has nothing to do with money. You know what I mean? Right. So we're sitting there, and all of a sudden, my buddy, my buddy John, he's my best friend, John Bonn, was a leading cancer doctor, unbelievable great guy, unfucking believable, my best friend.

And he, you know, whenever I've been in a hospital, wrong rooms, all that shit. But anyway, so all of a sudden, I get, I was ahead of seeing the doctor. And then another doctor comes in, this big guy. he's Dr. Campbell he's the head surgeon of all the hospitals and he's you should see his fucking resume thoracic surgeon you know all this kind of shit and wards and shit

huge guy today we become friends he wanted they all want to go out with me because they like the stories they don't want to deal with doctor shit right so he comes in he goes hey I heard you my new celebrity patient and what the fuck you're talking about who you who fuck you are

he goes I'm Dr. Campbell he goes and I was requested to come here by Dr. Bolmolowski. That's my buddy. Once I knew that, fuck, I'll tell you how I fucked with him. But that was, you know, okay. He goes, takes it.

I'm in the room. I go, he shows the thing. I said, you know, I don't feel that bad. He goes, well, we're going to surgery. He goes, he takes my, you know, the right where he puts it on a board. Because you see that? Because most people are dead. Because you are lucky.

Most people are dead. I said, I actually feel good. I go, can we just wait until Thursday? day because I have to go do some. He goes, if you leave this hospital, you're dead in 48 hours. I guarantee it. Now, now it's got real for me. I said,

okay. So they shave me up, bum, and this is late, late at night now, and at fucking six in the morning, the teams are there, and they fucking take me in their fucking thing, whatever it is, you know, the operation, triple bypass. They do the bypasses and, you know, take the heart out of your body and all that.

And they fucking, they did the triple bypass. And I checked myself out. out of hospital early, you know. I was supposed to be there in a few days. So what, so they replaced the artery? They actually take veins. See this? Yeah.

To here. Now, you look at this. You see this? Yeah. I broke my bicep. My bicep tore. Okay. On another incident.

It tore from here, which is the worst tear you can have in a bicep. Right. It's not tear there, but it's tear. See it? Yep. I see it. And they can't repair it because they have artery clips here from my heart. Artery clips here from my heart.

Artery clips? Yeah. They took the, I have a card in my wallet that says I have metal in my body. Right, right, right. So from here to here, they took this whole vein out. No way. And they put the vein in my heart. So they replaced the widow maker with your forearm vein.

Yeah. Well, they do the fucking bypass. It's just bypassing that area. Some people get pig arteries, don't they? Well, I don't know where that comes in. I think it's pig valves. Pig valves, right, right, right, right. So anyway, the surgery goes well.

You know, all my doctor friends tell me, listen. How long after they fucking put you back together were you out of the hospital? Well, I checked myself out in three days. Three days after. Now, they want you there about five. But my buddy's telling me, I deal with doctors every day. And they say, listen, you get fixed at the hospital and you repair home. You recuperate home because there's no diseases.

There's no shit. Hospitals are bad. They're really not going. Once you don't need them, don't fucking use them. You know what I'm saying? Don't use it. So anyway. So the Dr. Campbell, listen to this, you're going to laugh.

This happened, July was three years. Okay, three years, July. And my, my, the doctor, Dr. Campbell, I had something. I was at the gym and I felt something again. And wasn't any. This is later. Yeah, no, six months ago.

Not even. And I felt something. So I have never been back to the doctor again. I know I'm crazy. And you're supposed to. I'm a VA, a vet. I'm also a disabled American vet with the veterans coach guard. So all I care about is getting my blood taken twice a year.

That's all I care about because I know blood doctors. That's the key. Your blood work down, yeah. That's the key. Fuck doctors. They're going to make you do something that you don't want to do. So anyway, I, uh, I fucking, I go to Dr. Campbell, the head fucking guy. We become friends.

We go out to dinner. He comes out with my friends now because they don't like, I found out about a lot of doctors. They don't like to hang out with the people they work. work with and all this shit. No, yeah, they want to get away from that. And I want your normal guy, crazy like me. Yeah, they want to, they want to like conversation at dinner. I kind of know, crazy guys.

Right, crazy, but it's nothing, you know, nothing too serious, not life or death. And we vacationed all the time. I just was on a virgin, virgin voyages with Richard Branson's ship twice already. You know, we all vacation together. We do a lot of shit. So anyway, he says to the doc, he goes, I go in and he goes, does a full workup on me. And he goes, when did you see a doctor? I said, I didn't see no doctor.

He goes, come on, Larry. I said, fucking you know me, doc. I'm not doing it, you know. And so he says, all right, but I'm going to set you up with Greco. You know, he plays cards and kind of like in the fringes of your group. I didn't know. He knows my brother. He knows a lot of people.

So he goes, I'm going to call him and you're going to get, because he's not seeing anybody, but you're going to be with him. I said, okay. So he calls Dr. Grechle. This just happens. Not long ago, actually. And he calls me and says, hey, listen. Leonard, he goes, I got a special patient for you.

You got to take him. Obviously, he's the head surgeon, everybody. You got to do what he says. He goes, you got to take him. He's difficult. He won't listen to you. He's funny as hell, but he'll kill someone for you. So that's good.

You got him in your pocket then. That's what he says to the guy. He's what I got. So now I know who Dr. Greco is, of course. He plays cards without friends. And I go to the card game. I play occasionally. So I walk to the card game.

And everybody knows me. He's hearing all the shit. He's don't know what to think about me already. He knows I'm crazy. And I'm known as crazy. So I walk up to the table. I said, I heard you are my new cardiologist. He looked at me.

Everyone's just level. Here's how it goes. I don't do appointments. I'll text you. I'll fucking bring a sandwich. And we'll fucking have lunch. You can do whatever the fuck want to. Other than I, I ain't doing this shit.

He fucking looked. He goes, everybody's fucking dying. He's so fucking crazy. And it's funny, you know why, George. Danny is because I still never seen him. I never seen him. No. Listen,

I listen to my body. I get my blood work done. And if I feel bad, I mean, I'll get, I'm no death wish or anything. And actually I had a blood issue, and they took care of it.

What kind of blood issue? Who? My white blood cells went down to 120. They thought I had leukemia. The VA took me in and had to do the thing in the spine. whatever thing, bone marrow thing, you know, for cancer and all that. Pet scan, as a pet scan goes through our body, my doctors, it blew them away,

and I didn't feel that bad. And they checked me for HIV and everything you can think of with white blood cells. And I'm clean. Never had a disease in my life. Matter of fact, I'm on prep now that I'm single. You know what that is? No, what's prep. Prep is you can never get AIDS or anything like that.

If you're in a group setting, like, if you're fucking in orgies, if you ever been an orgy? No. Never college? No, he's thinking, you know, wait a minute, everybody,

I'm looking at Danny right now. I hope they put this up. You could see he's thinking that his wife is fucking listening to this. No, I don't care of my wife. I'm trying to think of how many people qualifies as an orgy.

It's never been more than the Noges. I think four. Okay, I've never been in an orgy. I have three sums. I have many of them, four somebody. I've been in seven,

eight? Oh, good for you, yeah. Seven and eight. Yeah. Oh, I go to his clubs,

you know, you go down to South Florida has one of the best in the world It's called Trapeze One of the best in the world You know Tampa This area has a lot of fucking great clubs You do know that

Best strip clubs in the world Oh not only strip clubs Swingers clubs That kind of stuff Yeah One of the best swingers clubs Is in Kissimme It's called Secrets

They took an old hotel And they actually Sell the fucking rooms And their condos And I mean people Walk by with the window open You can go And they got the pool in the middle

And it's all fucking swingers It's fucking phenomenal replace. Then I got a bondage room and all that kind of shit. Yeah. Fuck. I love that shit. Sick fuck. Listen, now, you know what is? I can't be... So what is that stuff you're talking about that makes you so you can't get AIDS or anything? Prep. Prep. PrEP. What exactly is it?

Well, it's a different. Like, I take it to Co. It's called the Covey. He could look it up. He can put... He could pull prep up. You won't... So your doctor friends, like, always, like, telling you about the new, like, the new medicine. Oh, absolutely. And biohacking. Want to get the best I get. What's that? You're going to fucking laugh at. this, your audience. I take a thing called trimix. Trimix. Okay. Now, I could get a hard on and nothing like no problems or anything like that.

But if you want a mega, have you taken Viagra? Absolutely. This shit will make Viagra look like a fucking goddamn aspirin. Really? It's a needle you shoot in your dick. Make your dick harder than Chinese arithmetic? I had a, this is no joke. Swear to my children. I had a hard on the other day for 10 hours. pre-exposure prophylaxis prep reduces the risk of getting HIV from sex about 99 they can't say 100

you know that 99% prep reduces the risk of getting HIV injection drug use by injection even by fucking people who get it most people do get it is that way you take the injection or you take the pill no no no no no the injections where you get the AIDS no I don't I've tried vaguel no I take no the prep oh the prep is a pill one a day pill

Oh, okay. And I'm religious. I mean, I just do it. My vitamin. I'm a vitamin guy. I still only take one drug for, like I, uh, what do I? Oh, I take from my back, Tolodac, which is got a bad back. Oh, okay.

It's anti-inflammatory. I take that and then vitamins and all that kind of stuff. I don't want to die. Are you on the roids? No. I never did roids in my life. Never? Even when I bench three, you know, I never could get to 400.

I was, and I always will tell everybody this. If you're young out there and you're working out and I go to L.A. Fitness and I smile. don't do heavy weights. I did it and it fucked me up. I mean, my joints and my thing and my arthritis and the shit. I did heavy weights.

I used to bench 375. I was trying to get to the 400 club. And I was about 200 at that time. So I was trying to get to double my weight, which is a massive. Then I used to squat. I was to squat in your 600 pounds. You can't really build muscle

and pack on muscle unless you do heavy weights. No, you could buy, you actually build like, you're right. Short reps. Short reps. Yeah. But you do it the right way, though. But you don't need it.

There's no fucking justification. There's lots of benefit of having more muscle mass. Absolutely. Listen, I lost 55 pounds in the last six months. I was 260. I'm 206, so 54 pounds. I lost that. And I do intermittent fasting.

You want to talk about going down the rabbit hole? I'm a research nut. If I get into something, I fucking know it. And it's one of the best things you can do. And it's not even, like, you can eat anything you want. It's not a diet. But after 12 hours, your body automatically goes into ketosis, starts eating at its own fat.

And did you know your fat is the best energy you can put in your body? Yeah. Because it's already shit out the fucking crap, and you're pissed out all the crap. So you take those nutrients and the fat and it burns your fat, and you burn your fat. I was 260. And, again, I was a big guy.

I was still a big guy, but it's, it's, I'm, listen, I'm short, you know, and I was heavy. you know and I feel the difference man I'm not kidding you Danny I feel great I can't believe you never done the roids nope I never did it and I knew guys who did it never ever touch opioids never take testosterone I take testosterone now that's broids well I take the testosterone metabolic steroids just the one you shoot right and you die yeah and I only take it very low dose just like replacement therapy exactly right exactly right my my testosterone went down to one something and yeah and you know but anyone again people think, oh, you don't have sex. No, I used to fuck. Did a lot of shit. But it was the energy that

you feel better. Now I'm up at 600 or seven, you know, five hundred. Your age. That's what I try to stay at about your age. So it's funny. I tried the roids for one month. And it, I just wanted to experiment. I heard, I hear all this great things about it. Cognitively benefits you. Nothing one with the HCHs. It gives you way more dry, you know, cognitive. I heard tidy nuts, though. That's what I heard. Yeah. It is. Well, it shuts down your testicles. So I was like, fuck, I want to try this. I tried it for a month.

I wanted to see what it was like. Did my blood work and my testosterone was lower when I was on it than before. Wow. So I did my blood work before to make sure I knew my base level and everything. I fucking don't know. Did you ask a doctor? Yeah. The guy, my doctor who's like, he's like, I don't know why it's lower.

He must not be doing enough. I got a phone number we could call on air that would know that answer. I should have never fucking done it. You know that? I literally have a phone number we could call on air. Who are it? Liber king? And it wanted a...

No, one of the best blood doctors in the state of Florida guy. He's a great friend of my. No shit. Simon Wernarski. He was on my podcast. He's from Ukraine. Really? He fucking did a great fucking show.

You should have him on. Unfucking. You want to talk about shit. He knows. So he's the Russian. He was at Russia when, you know, he was at Russia. You pull up my podcast. Does he monitor your, uh, your roid use?

Yeah. Yeah. No. Roids use. I never did fucking... It's steroids. I know you like to call testosterone, but it's anabolic. No, it's not.

It is. It is. It's a different. You'll ask him. Testosterone is the same is an anabolic steroid. It's not a bodybuilder crazy dose you're taking. Right. You're taking a road place.

Do you know what HGH is? Yes. They say that's very good today. Very good for you. Yes, what they say. But very expensive. Yeah, about thousand. Liver King's taking $11,000 a month worth of HGH.

Yeah. What a wacko that fucking guy. I mean, I only find, I only like followed the fringes of it, you know. I didn't know who he was. I wouldn't know any of that shit because I. Yeah. He was taking, so he was on all these podcasts lying about because they're all asking them. How did you get your physique?

You never took steroids? Never took anything. No supplements. No, the, like, no, just liver, brother. But they found out the one of these. I know because Rogan said some. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Everyone's like, you're lying. You're lying. You're lying. And somebody found some leaked emails where he's like listing all the shit he's taking. Taking this much testosterone. Wow. This much HGH. This much DECA.

All this fucking shit he was taking. So he finally came out and like admitted all the stuff he's taking. He's taking enough. He spends more money on. on steroids every month. He spends enough money to buy a car every month on steroids. What? Yeah.

Wow. You know, it's funny because I'm a believer in trying anything, like drugs. I'm a totally pro-drug guy. Understanding yourself. Understanding you. You know, I teach this because, you know, I don't know your audio, I'll let your audience know. I'm the only program and the only ex-connor United States was recognized on a Florida United States Congress.

And the only ex-counter is an honorary police officer in the whole. country. And when I teach certain things about and I testify and stuff, I'm a very, uh, I like to research and do things and I'm a believer in trying things. Like, you know, you said, I, not that I didn't. I just never had the opportunity to do steroids or whatever. How long ago did you try, start taking the testosterone? Five years. Five years ago. And what did you notice when you started taking it? Just my, just my energy. I mean, I felt, yeah, I felt, you know,

I'm a guy who doesn't need much sleep. I'm a four hour night. Yeah, maybe five. Fuck. Yeah, I just, I mean, yesterday I went to bed at three. Well, I drove here. I said, fuck it. Let me drive.

Yeah. This morning I got here at 5.30, six. Didn't go to bed till seven and got up at 11. And I feel great. If I don't get eight hours of sleep. Yeah, some people like that. I'm as useless as a glass hammer. You know, I think I don't know if I learned it from the mob days or from prison.

You know, you know, you sleep at one hour. I open in prison. So, you know, I don't know where I learned it, but it was always, you know, and I always learned that when I was younger is, you know, the early bird catches the worm kind of deal, you know, and it's true. Back in the old day, the hustler who was there first, got the deal, got the something. So I think it's different today, and I think you're right. Obviously, you're right physically in that, you know, that regard.

But I look at it now like, like the shot, I take people. Whenever I tell me, you got to take an injection in your dick. It's so fucking. What are you? You reject the. testosterone in your dick? Not testosterone. I take trimix.

Oh, the trimax, yes, you were just talking about that. Now, that trimix is the best thing I've ever done. I literally had a hard-on for 10 hours just the other day. Holy fuck.

You can only do it about three times a week is where you want to do, you know, you can't do it back to you shouldn't do it back to back. So you put a fucking needle in your dick. Yeah, but again, everybody has that reaction, Danny. Everybody. How deep into your dick does the needle go?

Into the chamber. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Dude, that's deep. No, yeah, but that's like, That was like a half inch. Yeah. Listen. You're going halfway.

You're going like pretty deep into the shaft. No. You're getting into the carving over. They call it. You know, they show you. They'll give you a video. I need to pull up this shit. Pull it up.

Pull up, try mix. And pull up the, there's a video and they show you how to do it. Well, how do you say it? TriMX. TriMX. Okay. I'm telling you, I hope somebody in your audience tries. I want to get a sponsorship.

I'll try it. It does not hurt. I don't want to take a shot, though. I want to take a pill. No, they don't have TriMix pill. Yes, we understand. Now, the reason... Sure.

Yeah, fuck it. Oh, no, it's on the way, that. Actually, take it off the screen. Let's see it. Let's see what it looks like first. Oh, you guys. If there's no dicks in it, we can put it on it.

It's going to be a phalan. It's going to be, you know... And its effects should last about one hour. Yeah. It lasts me. In preparation for your injection, gather the materials you will need and place them out. I do this exact thing.

The chair bed where you'll be sitting down. Make that big of that screen. Yeah, full screen it. Be sure to wash your hands with soap and water. Stop it. No, no, don't stop it. What are you guys homophobic? As long as this is not on the screen.

Are you guys homophobic? No, I just don't want to be as, oh my. What's wrong with that? I can't believe they're showing this. It looks like me. Look at it. It looks at the tattoos. This guy's dick is out.

Yeah, so what? After cleaning the top of the Trimix file using the alcohol swap. Allow it to air dry prior to inserting the needle. I want to see if they showed you, right? by wiping the area with an alcohol spot. Look what he's doing. It does take... I'm sick because I go slow.

Pull the needle cover straight off and place it on the table. I get the exact same needle. After removing the cap, draw up an amount of air into the syringe equal to the amount of medication you will be drawing up. Right. Try one. You need try one first.

I do two. And I'm going to tell you what my urologist told me about it. What was the conversation like trying to convince this guy to do the video? I have money. Hey, bro. Take your dick out. I would have did it. Money.

Hey, I'm going to tell you something off here. We're going to have you fucking pull your dick out. And we're going to have you still inserted. Inject it? And you're going to inject it. We're going to post it on our YouTube channel. Oh my God.

And everyone's going to know who you are because Zillion of all your tattoos. I have a tattoo down there. You should be sitting upright or slightly reclined when performing the injection. I do. I'm staying. He shoots it in his dick. He's right.

Right. So you can clearly see the injection. Oh. No, no. You don't hit the vein. See the casumous cavernosa. See the casum of cavernosa. Be sure to avoid all visible blood vessels while injecting.

See what he did? Please click the link at the end of this video to download a step-by-step injection instructions, which includes... He should rub it. And he's going to get a massive erection. Yep. Rub it. He's going to go out. All right.

He's jacking his wiener off. No, he's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's jacking himself off. He's jacking himself off. Now he is.

Wait. It is important to follow the dose regimen your doctor has prescribed. Increasing your dose two days. I never saw this video. You did put this on the screen, right? All right, go. You should. You'd get a lot of views, not monetized.

Yeah, we would not be monetized. Jesus Christ. You know, I'm not fucking sticking a needle in my dick to get hard. Okay. So you know, you don't want to do it. I don't want to do that. Okay. Let me tell you what happened.

I would rather chew up my agar. I'm going to tell you, fuck you bad. I'm going to taste that's nothing. So I call my urologist about this He's another friend And he said I go Andy I say I gotta ask you about something He knows I party

Whatever he goes Larry he goes with you You're better off with Trimix Than Vagra Really? Way better First of it's better And not only that Better for you

Yeah he goes It goes directly into the penis So it doesn't Like Viagra goes through your whole system Yeah you get a headache You get a headache Flused All that kind of shit

You're trying Cialis Yeah I did this Is that do you get the headache From Seattle to Yeah same thing Both of them suck for me Now, you know, it's funny, everybody I really didn't need one to get an erection

But you know, you want to get better and better Yeah, I don't need it for the erection But I can fuck way longer And I can go like three or four times If I take a Viagra Fuck it. It's so much better Let me tell you what happens

So the headache just sucks No, we don't get those to try me Let me tell what happens So I'm having It's me, a friend and his wife We're having a threesome Okay And he's a porn star

Right? and or used to do a lot of porn I mean a lot you didn't recognize well And so You know we've kept friends And then we just swinging and anyway So we're with his wife And after the we're hanging out

We're actually in my RV We're in my RV So it's only a couple years ago Remind me not to sit down on the couch in your RV Huh? Remind me not to sit down on the couch Stop! Why are you guys so fucking homophobic shit? I'm not I just don't want to sit in a fucking pile of come

Don't follow the fucking people. The, uh, anyway, we're hanging out. How funny would be to go in Larry's RV with a black light? No. Actually, I have a cooking show store. So listen to this. So we go there and, uh, we're hanging out. And, and, you know, and I said to him, I said, how to fuck?

I'm going to say his name. How to fuck do you keep a fucking hard on like that? I, he's 35. I get it. And he goes, Larry, you're good to action. No, I go, I want to get what? How the fuck are you getting hard? Like that and staying hard and you're still hard.

And we had sex a bunch. And he goes, well, I got to tell you what all the, all the porn stars do. He goes, we do trimix. Okay, what's trimix? He did what you did. We went online. He showed me. I got one of those online doctors did the shit.

Yeah. Had this shit. And it's expensive. How much is it? $400 for whatever. I might try it. I might give it a shot. Telling you.

once you do it, you're going to realize it doesn't even hurt. People have the same fucking reaction to him. Oh, put a needle in my dick. Stop it. Your fucking dick isn't a fucking goddamn, uh, uh, going to fall off. I mean, I must be sick because I go slow. I have to see the side. If it has no side effects, none, it's worth the fucking shit.

None. None. And my urologist told me that. Right. He writes this prescription now. I don't have to go to a fucking regular person. I need you. I need your doctor's phone number.

Sure. So let's know what happens. Okay. Well, I'll give it you. So let me tell you what happens. So, yeah, we're going to go into Aries RV after this. We're going to fucking inject our dicks. You ready, Austin?

I happen. I keep a vial and needles in my RV and I keep one in my office. Perfect. Absolutely. And I even have the antidote because you can get a hard run too long. And I've shot mine down. Oh, really? Yeah.

Okay. The longest hard on ever, it was just the other day, three, four days ago, 10 hours long. I ejaculated three times. 10 hours I sweared my children I ejaculated three times three times it's hard to go

you you I have this is no joke I have young people and this is on my honor I have young people you're a younger

say holy shit you're no way you're 61 you know 60 at them no way you that age because I got energy you know from myself and now with a heart on

don't quit and you can fucking control it and you can fucking come and then keep fucking. Holy shit. That shit's like when you were 20, you know? Yeah. I mean, when I was 20, I was like that.

You know, now, of course you're not. And it's... Let's say the testosterone is supposed to do that too. Nothing like that. No. It's a completely different level. And obviously, we all know... And boost your libido.

And we all know sexes in between years. I mean, everybody knows that. I hope they do. And it is. And, you know, I love porn. I love all the kind of shit and everything else. But that's why I like that place, the secrets but anyway so and i'm not i'm not kind of guy can't be a bland guy i don't believe in

monogamy i never did uh none of my wives were i never believed in monogamy i don't believe in uh i think it's so unnatural to be with one fucking person yeah it's definitely unnatural if you look at the animal and if you look at the animal can you look it back in the old days i don't know where it came i think it's again biblical and and religious thoughts all this shit for for no fucking reason and now you're vilified if you have fucking, who cares? You know, as a the liberal side of me, I love people

oh, why should we get married? Let's say gay marriage. I says, who gives a fuck? I don't, that's them. Right. Oh, what happens if they marry a goat next? Good, marry a fucking goat. What do I give a fuck if he wants to marry a girl? I can give a fuck. What he does behind his own fucking wall

or door, as long as he ain't hurting a kid. I'm very protective of elderly kids. Yeah. Do the Fuck what you want. Have you ever heard of Gaines Wave therapy? No. Pull this up, Boston.

It's called Gaines with a Z wave therapy. I heard it from this dude, Ben Greenfield. It's this. You like that trivick shit, don't you? Yeah, I love it.

It's a place in, uh, not Tampa. It's in, my average hard on. It's in Fort Lauderdale. So this Gaines wave shit, it's a,

it's a, it's a clinic in Fort Lauderdale that does it. They have all that shit. They put your dick in like this fucking red light bubble. Yeah, there you go. What? And it's supposed to make your dick

Like way bigger Hit that It makes your dick grow Watch it Watch it Watch the video I don't care It doesn't show any dicks

It doesn't show any dicks Oh this is what Larry wants to see dicks That's the problem Full screen I've seen my she ass Of you Fucking kidding

Inevitably suffers Oh fuck what happened You know So this shit So it's like infographics All right let's watch this Your quality of life Invitably suffers

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it's a sound wave machine and they pulsate sound waves through your dick yeah I'm not buying look at the before and after maybe I mean that's a fucking drawing look what it does to your fucking

the veins in your day I mean I get it keep going go to go to about at the top and go to how it works No, yeah.

You have to be in the brain, though, Danny. A lot of it is the brain, yes. You think this is a fucking, this is a shill? Yeah, I do. I do. I've seen what works. I want to see a picture of the machine that they use. I've seen what works, and I'm not buying this.

I mean, I'm not. Go back to about, but it's weird. Yeah, sound waves. 75% success rate. Go back. Go back. Go back. High frequency, low intensity sound waves to improve blood flow.

in the penis removes micro plaque and stimulates the growth of new blood vessels. So why don't they do that for the heart? So this guy Ben Greenfield said he does this once a year and he says it's making his dick big, like huge. Well, first of all, we know that's not true. You can't gain size. With any penis machine or any of that shit.

Really? No. I heard you can. No, you can. You heard, there's also guys that do this shit called a Seminex. It's funny how I know all this shit. Seminix.

Seminix for fucking more coming. No, no, no. You heard of that too. You know, DHT is like the main... DMT? DHT. Dhydro testosterone. I like DMT.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, everyone loves DMT. Fucking ain't. I've never done that much. Oh, I got it. You want some? No. The DHT is like the main compound in your body that's responsible for dick growth and hair loss.

So there's these kids now that are on Reddit that are like trying to find DHT creams and they're rubbing it on their dicks trying to make their dicks grow. Look, there's the gains wave So they fucking They put this magic wand All over your dick And they use the sound waves To make it I don't buy it

Listen, I'll tell you The few things I don't buy Listen, I have no hair I went and got I went out How happy he is Yeah, of course he is He got paid

Yeah, fuck That was payday day They took the picture When he was fucking broke No You know What would you other have A bigger dick

Or more money Like money Money or money or dick size. What's more important to you? Money. Really? You'll have a small dick and then fucking tens of millions of dollars? I don't mean that. This is going to sound bad. I got a pretty big dick. I'm seven inches by six inches of circumference. Okay. Wow. Congratulations. Yeah, it's fat. And so it's, I got, I got pictures to prove it. Let me tell you what happened. You're going to laugh. I'll take your word for it.

You're going to love the air. You're homophobic. I'm a fuck with you. Let me tell you what happened. I get, I'm not homophobic. Yeah. Okay. Oh, you see. He's, yeah. Okay. Oh, see. I just watched a guy stick a needle in his dick for like 10 minutes with you. Do you watch porn? I'm not homophobic. Do you watch porn? Sometimes.

Okay. Then you ship me because you're always watching a dick going on. Exactly. So we're sitting there and I go to California. I don't know if you knew this. I went to California on a trip. I went on no jumper. I want a yolo.

And I was going on an NBC show. Okay. NBC Live. The biggest show in California was it's 1130. It's cold. NBC Live and it's a big show of a variety show and they highlighted my cigars. Oh, no shit. Yeah, big deal.

Well, do you know who Carill is? Yeah, yeah, the slut whisperer guy. Yeah, Carill is the, he has the assholes live forever. Yeah. He's a friend of mine. Oh, no shit. Well, yeah, he fucking invites me out. And this was on April 4th.

Okay. I'm going to fuck you up now. So on April 4th, April 20th, I meant, April 20th, was pot day. you know it's national marijuana day you know 420 you know 420 yeah of course so he hires a celebrity chef and they throw a party for me coming out there and i brought my whole team out there i have brought six people yeah six of us total i think there was six of us total so i brought my guys out there and i'm going on all these shows from no jumper with adam and it's funny but his you know lean at a plug is is yeah they're like he like hangs out with porn he's like i said man but a go three some he goes yeah come on

I said, whoa. And anyway, you're going to laugh at this. So we go to, so Carrillo throws me to party first, and it's on 420, and I think it was a Wayne, he's a great fucking guy. And they had, you ever hear of Daniel Silva? He's a tattoo artist to the stars. He's $4,000 an hour to tattoo. He killed a guy, he killed a friend and his McLaren.

Yeah, McLaren was it in McLaren? Yeah, I think it was a McLaren. I might know him. Yeah, anyway, young kid. Really nice kid. And he got, they thought he was drunk. He did, he's all right. He's out.

You know, and he's tattoo him. He's very cautious about drinking or anything. But a nice, respectful kid. So at this party, I bring some of my friends, Hollywood friends. So I bring them. And then I also, they also bring porn stars. I want you to pull something up. Can you pull something up?

Yeah. Pull up. Even though, don't put it on the screen. Put up, pull up, porn up. But don't put it on the screen. I do want to show you something. And I want everybody to, listen to this name at home.

Jane, pull up Jane Wild. What are you doing? What do you go? Just Google Imager. No, but I want to show you something in that. Okay. All right.

Fuck it. We're going to watch porn on the podcast. Listen, I'm going to break you of your fucking phobias. Okay. Go now put Jane Wilde. He did. He searched her. That's her.

Okay, no. Go to the one that's 31 minutes. It says it's like a whole thing. Right there. Okay, 31 minutes. It's like 10 scenes. Oh my God. This is ridiculous, bro.

Look at the 31. Her asshole is right there. Right there. Top 10. You see that top 10? Nope. Right. There.

Open it. I see this. Oh my God. So wait, wait. Get rid of that. Where do I show you something here? Now scroll into the movie to, yeah, right there. A little more.

Okay, a little more. She's got the number one there. That's disgusting, bro. Listen, she got the number one ass in the world. Keep going. You could drive a truck through her asshole. Listen, I'm going to show you something amazing. Keep going.

A little bit. You're going to see he's two black guys. I'm smoking weed out of her ass. Look, now, look at his face. You got to put this up on him. Oh, is that Carrel right next to you? Yeah. Oh, Billy, my guy, Carrel, me.

There's some sort of fucking bong in her asshole. Yeah. Now, that video he's watching everybody. is a private video, obviously. That's incredible. Wait a minute. It's not done. Even better.

That's incredible. So... All right, you can turn off the porn, Austin. We're good. This guy's a mega producer. Okay. I won't mention his name. Look at that while we were just sitting in.

She's still got the shit hanging out of her asshole. Look at this. We didn't even know when the pictures were taking. You see it. Now, look at this one. Look at that one. Look at that. It's a different one.

She's smoking a joint. She's on her hands and knees. She's smoking a joint. And she's got a joint. a bong hanging out of her butthole. And I'm behind her smoking the bomb. And Larry's behind her hitting the bomb that is inserted

in her butthole. That's California's legal. On an American flag towel. That is the most American thing I've ever seen. Now, he throws the most amazing parties in Hollywood. Oh, yeah, he's famous for it. It's great.

Yeah. I get a fucking wild. So he does this whole thing for me and they had he had entertainment and a celebrity chef who infused weed and stuff. I smoke weed, but I'm not a big weed. Yeah.

You know, weed is the worst drug for me. What's your favorite drug? Acid. Really? Oh, daily you take acid? No, no, no, no. I don't do any drug daily. Okay.

How often do you take acid? Uh, I don't even, uh, depends. Depends that I don't know of a concert or going out, uh, certain things or something like that. You know, drugs to me are, again, I'm, I'm pro drug. Weed is the word, I have a license. I have a medical marijuana license. But it's the worst drug for me because, because, you know,

was I can't function. No. I fucking want to sit and eat. I want to fucking eat. That'll get me to two fucking 80. I was 305 was my heaviest. And I could fucking eat. You know, I love to eat.

And you get me on weed? Holy fuck. I don't want to do anything but weed. I mean, you know what's a pretty good drug? Ketamine. Never trying it. G. You ever hear of G?

Yeah. I've been GHB. Yeah. I never try to. That's pretty good. You know, certain drug, DMT. Yeah. Man, that's great.

You want to see Jesus. Right. See the elves. Yeah, see whatever the fuck you want. There's apparently like elves that live in the DMJ. You know what it's like, it's like how Aloaska. Ayahuasca. Yeah, same thing.

Yeah, you know, they're just different. It's kind of different way of making it. Exactly. And it comes like a vape pen, you know. Right. Right. I've heard that. Yeah.

Right. I've heard it from a bait pen. Yeah. So if you hit it from a vape pen or if you smoke it, I heard it only last like 10 minutes. Maybe 20, but the ayahuasca last. Oh, that. That's a whole day. I had a nephew go down there and he, you know, was in their fucking, he's into that shit.

I mean, you know, all that kind of like commune stuff in that. Yeah, yeah. And it's for amazing stuff, though. And, you know, all of these drugs, again, when you let drugs enhance, you know, I had a guy who goes, what about a bad trip? I says, here's when you get a bad trip. And I don't get him. First of all, I won't be around people who are negative.

That's one of my big refusals in life. I don't be around negative people. Right. I don't want to be around downer. Don't fuck my goddamn high up Or don't fucking... Listen, we all have issues Look at mine, fucking people's everybody.

I never complain. People go, you never bitched that idea. What's that a bitch about it? I was already went in a hole. I lived in a fucking bathroom for fucking 10 years. I says, so how people fucking have bad trips is they take gas or whatever and they try to fight it.

Right. You cannot fight it. Accept it. No, it's going to end in five hours or whatever it is. It's not going to, It's going to peak. It peaks at about two hours,

an hour and a half, two hours, depending. And I got different stuff. You know, I've done different stuff. See, I have,

I have a very low tolerance to drugs like that. So I can eat. You say low, meaning you get high quick. I get high quick. That's good. You know, that's good.

Absolutely. So, like, I can take, and I have a high one. I can take, like, a quarter of a gummy.

Like, I get these little square weed gummies. My wife will eat one, and it basically, and I eat a quarter of one. And it fucking sends me to the moon. And I can sit there and I can be creative And I can like I can start working

Do you like edibles? I love edibles I have an edible I'll give you If you come in their RV After we're done That will Pot smokers and edible smokers Call me afterwards

Say What the fuck did you give me? See I don't need anything super strong It is your wife like There's nine There's a box And there's nine chocolates The chocolates

You ever heard a punch bar No Whole It's not from you It's not in Florida Holy shit I can't take it. If I take one now, first of all, edibles take a long time for me to hit.

Yeah, about an hour, right? No, me, me sometimes, I don't have two. Just people's metabolism is different. Right. And when it hits, there it is. Look at that. Punch edibles. That's exactly what I got in it.

That fucking shit. They're 25. You have these? Yeah. That's 25 milligrams each one. See, they're 10, I think, on the bottom. Oh, that's not a lot. No, they are.

I have 25. No, the whole box is 925. Oh. See, I have. have 925s in the box I got. Where do you get them? If I tell you that, I got to kill you. Okay.

So tell me then. And, and, and, like, you can, get it's a button. Get it delivered. Delivered in California only. I love this. No Florida. Country. The, uh, but, uh, if I take one of them, I'm stoned the next day.

Really? I can't do it. I, I, I, I, I don't do it. I really don't do it. I, I, I want to, like, go to bed or if I'm wound up, something's on my mind. I got the vase. pen. My son is a mega, mega. We're actually looking into a brand to get our own brand, sponsored brand because my son is a, I mean dabbs. You know what dabbing is, of course. He's got the

rig. You know those rig? That's the hardcore shit. Did you, yeah. Did you know those motherships go? You ever see the price of those? No. A mother, you know what a mother ship is? It's a bong, like really. It's a bond where they cook it, the glass things to come in his case. How about 30, 40,000 for one. Pull up a mothership. Just pull up mothership. What do you call it? Mothership Dabber?

I don't know. Just pull up mothership. Dabby, I bet I'll find it. There you go. Now, watch. Go, go down an expensive one. Damn, I think it's badass,

and go to some of the prices. Go go look at some prices. Oh, what happened? He just pulled it away because he's got to fuck with it. Oh, okay. Yeah, and when he pulls it back, you're going to see the prices. They go, they say, look, oh, wait, that's nothing. 11,500.

That's the, you'll see a lot more. Those fucking glass bombs are ridiculous, bro. 40,000. Oh, no, $40. That's, oh, I can't handle that one. But I don't, I don't dare. I mean, I dab, you know, I. Oh, my God.

He did that for me. I dab for, I, I dab with, uh, it was me, my son and Sublime, Rome from Sublime, you know, you know, the band, Sam. Yeah. They're friends in my, too. No shit. Rome is a great guy. I had them on my show.

You want to talk about, uh, a fucking success story. I love that kid. He was living in a van and fucking him and his brother and a bad home, dad fucked up and he ends up becoming who he is.

I mean, obviously after Bradley killed himself in 94, 96, and he became, and he didn't become it then. He's young. He used to follow him.

He's just loved the band so much. And now he's the fucking lead singer, been there 10 years, fucking a meet. I go to concerts with him. I'm up on stage. It's fucking a lot of fun. That's incredible.

He's great. I take my RV. Yeah. And we make, that's the mega RV. They have all their tour buses, you know. Look at that fucking bomb. You know, what's that? How much that cost?

Good Lord. 100 grand? Yeah, 100 grand. Keep going down. 100,000 dollars. Are you fucking nuts? That's art. That's just pure fucking art.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about art. I'll smoke it out of a fucking rolling paper. Yeah, I'll smoke it out of a fucking Coke can. No, that's terrible. Now you're looking like crack. I used to smoke weed out of Coke cans. Oh, God.

I know. We used to make them in fucking, you know, wood shop class. Yeah. Now, that's like some. You see the prices, though? The prices go, that was $100,000. That's ridiculous. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't need any. Yeah. Matter of fact, they're in Washington and they invited me out there. Really? In a company? Yeah, to go because, you know, maybe be a rep with them or something like that. You know, they want, again, you know, all these brands need influencers of some sort. I don't monetize my

YouTube channel not my YouTube my main YouTube I do but I don't do my podcast YouTube Why don't you monetize it? Because I advertise other things I advertise gambling But you're allowed to advertise gambling Can't advertise tobacco

You know smoking stuff So because you advertise your cigars And so you're not allowed to have ads on it And see and that one is my That's my legacy I did that because I'm a 40 years cigar smoker Anyway, you can tell him He's looking at my cigar

My cigar really is good I picked that blend This took a long time to come about it I partnered with the third largest company In the world They wanted me They were gonna get Connor McGregor But they got me

Oh yeah Yeah They had meeting with him And I have a very big overseas audience too And they were all over the place So Leva cigars is the third largest cigar

Company in the world In the world 6,100 employees As a matter of fact The CEO came to my office I take care of my mom across the way You know

Yeah And I made the whole garage into a studio. That's a garage. That studio I made. Because I can't leave my mom. I'd kill her. She's 90 years old. Right.

And I won't do it. You know? You should have the RV. You've got to get away from your mom. Yeah, exactly. God damn it. No. Yeah.

You know, she's good. Yeah. And if I try to move her. I know it's like, man. And I try to move her, I won't. I mean, that's in my, they would air for me. Right.

You know, in the worst time in my life. And I'm never going to let that down. And is your mom the one? Or was it both of your parents that got you into the Catholic Church? I was both the parents. I mean, we just grew up that way. Yeah. Nobody gets you into it.

If you grew up there. If they go, you go. If you're a Christian, your parents go to a church, you go to it. Or if you're Jewish, you become Jewish. I mean, I'm non-religious, let you know. We got zero religious. We got distracted earlier, but could you walk me through what happened in your experience in the Catholic Church? I mean, you can read it.

It's in a book. it's a tough say You know The situation happened after a Event Like a funeral It was a funeral mass Right money

The other kid out of leave He says Oh get my money later Because we like to do those Because people give you money In a wedding It's a happy time The guy comes back

And throws you a hundred bucks Even back then Holy shit man You know that's 50 bucks a kid Yeah You know Because you had to do All the bullshit

They do in Catholic Mass Which I thought What bullshit So And so I was in back, and I was in a vestibule in the back area where you change out the, it's like a little robe they wear, even the, you know, the altar boys do that. If you love diving into culture and comedy, like on Danny Jones podcast, Playoff Hockey is right

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I barely could get hard. I mean, I didn't know about sex. I was 11 years old. And fucking, then all of a sudden, I see, you know, the vivid memory is his hair, you know, while he's sucking my dick. And it's not good. Anybody thinks, oh, you know, that's, oh, you're getting a blow, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. How are you?

11. And I didn't even know it hard on what, you know, I, I wasn't even jacking off that. I think it was 12 or something like that when I said. But I really. started a lot of bad stuff after that. And I think a lot of psychologists say that was like a, did you continue? A triggering point.

After that, that happened. Now, let me explain that, you know, you think people say this. First of all, they'll say,

oh, that's why you're like swinging and you don't give a shit about it. No. First of all, I don't, I don't ever take, I take every negative that happened to me. And that's being tortured in prison.

Strap down naked and pissed on and beaten. 11 straight months. And I take that and I'm not a bitter man and I use that as an education. I had a judge tell me. He's a friend of mine. He goes, Larry, you know, I've been around a long time because you're one of the guys

that think you have a reason to be some bitter. I said, no. His name is just Sylvan. I said, Dave, no. I said, that's bullshit. That's giving me an excuse. In fact, I have to show that whatever happens to a person,

whatever it is, I don't care what it is, Danny. You have to turn that away into an educational lesson. That's why my program is so successful. That's why I speak over the place. But my program has the highest success rate because of that. And I look at it as you take, I tell kids who have mess up.

They get sentenced to my program, young people, literally by court systems, Fort Lauderdale. If you fuck up, you shoplift, you, 35 shoplift, you might get sentenced to reality check program. So what happens, Danny, is I tell a guy who does that or whatever he is, because everybody just needs a wake-up call. That's what I do. You got to use that now.

Not many people got a DUI. I mean, not everybody gets a DUI. So when you get a DUI, you think your life's over. I said, motherfucker, I got out of prison at 46 years old. Zero money. A convicted felon. Four time, five-time convicted felon. And I got no money.

And I made a success out of it. I says, my life started that. I was 46 years old. I said, don't tell me you're over at 20. or 31 or whatever the fuck you are. Because people don't find it out. People hit things differently. And you have to take whatever negative you have.

And you have them. I don't give a fuck what they are. And nobody needs to know them as long as you know them. And I did that since the beginning before my author got things out of me and people got it out of me. That I used to take them and say, you know, it's not me. Because I was always, and it's not. And, you know, it's what you like, you like. You could say this happened.

I think I was young when I was young And trying to prove myself Or whatever you want to call it that That's when I was violent I got fights, a lot of fights And got into crime and everything else And proved my manhood maybe Because I didn't know

I mean totally didn't know So I look at people who make mistakes And everybody does You just never got caught Maybe with a DUI or whatever the fuck you did And They fucking got to take it And use it to help people

There's people out there Who need to heal what your situation if you had a bad situation you went to the county jail you were beaten you had fights with people you did shit you need to take those and not fucking suppress them educate others on why you don't

want to do that because it sucks so much and that's a big I am always a half with the glasses full I'm not I don't give a fuck I mean because you know how I look at it to listen I lived in a closet literally a closet I lived in a closet

it. And what's the worst can you do to me? I was beaten. I was strapped down naked, beat and guard took his dick out. Pissed on my feet. I'll never forget that. And you know what to hate? Remember we talking about hate? My cousin

is a life unbelievable. I'm going to see you soon. Fucking love of my life. I mean, I don't mean that way. You know, the best person I've ever known. And she saved my life. She saved my life when I was on the bus coming home and I was going to probably go back to prison by killing somebody doing something when I got first out of prison. So what happened was she says, Larry, this hates killing you. I can see it.

Because I used to literally, for five years, Danny, I would plan their murder. I'd plan it. And I don't mean jokingly. I mean, I'm the kind of guy that you don't want me planning your murder. And I did a lot of muscle work. And it consumed me. And it took five years of that. And then she goes,

Harry, I want you to look at something and I want you to think. You know, I'm a big reader too. She says, she gave me a Buddha book, you know,

like on that stuff. And I got to read the saying and it's the fucking most true saying in the world. And she says to me, I want you to realize how bad his life is. If that man has to

piss on you and spit on, another guy spit two of them, kick me, broke my rib, everything. If that man has done that, how bad do you think his life is at home he probably gets beat by his wife he fucking you know he's miserable

his kids hate him he goes he has to come and get some kind of solace from something like picking on somebody who is no fucking recourse and you know I looked at that and it made a lot of sense to me and I thought it thought it and over time

I got it where it fucking unbelievable you know I feel so I actually feel for him if I was religious I'd pray for him. But I mean, I feel for him because he must have the worst fucking life in the world. Right. You know, correctional guards have a 17-time higher

suicide rate than an average person. Really? Yep, 17. One of the highest professions. I think the highest, maybe. Listen to what the Dalai Lama said, if you're like, you know who he is, of course. The Dalai Lama, which was when asked what surprised him most about

humanity, answered, man. Hang on, what awesome? Can you say something? Oh, I thought you said something. Sorry. Sorry. I'll start it again. Yeah, yeah, okay. You good? Yeah. Okay. The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, answered, man, because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recoup his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present. The result being that he does not live in the present or the future, he lives. He lives. lives as if he's never going to die, and then dies having never really lived. And I look at that, and that is why I get a positive, I'm going to live life. Whatever it is it is, could be tomorrow.

Know what he knows. And that's not morbid. I'm pleased, I'm not being morbid. It is what it is. And I'm okay with it. You know, you can't fight that. Right. And when you get older, it's tougher for younger people with young kids and the whole work.

You know, my kids are 30s. 32, 33 and 27. I have two grandkids, which I, fuck, I'm going to see them in, in January. Yeah. I'm actually going to New York for three weeks. Oh, nice. Business, too, you know, like some shows and shit.

Yeah, I mean, I see it in a lot of people I know, family members I know that have been wronged or hold resentment for, for decades. And they end up- Italians do that a lot. When you do that- I ain't talking to my cousin. Over what? He didn't show up at my daughter's wedding.

Yeah. When you do that, like, the moment you learn. that holding on to resentment and hatred for other people, they're not going to suffer. You're the only one that's going to suffer. You're the only one that's affected by that. So if somebody fucked you over 10 years ago or however long ago it was, and you keep thinking about it and fucking saying,

fuck that person. It's eating you. It's eating you, not them. They don't even know you hate it. They don't fucking care at all. They don't know you hate it. Right. The moment you can realize, like let go.

Truly let go. Right. Because it, not just say it. It took me a while. Because it would sneak back in me. Yeah. I'd see somebody that, you know, It's easier said than done.

To this day, I hear about abuses in prisons. They just did a hearing I saw on TV yesterday where these women won money because they would be raped by these guards at this prison, federal prison. And they just found out at a 29 female facilities, 17 facilities have raped people. Guards at the facilities have raped people. Wow. Yeah, that's the guards. It happens all the time. Males are females?

Females, but it happens in males still. I mean, it happens everywhere. So, you know, it's, you know, listen. The worst case I've ever heard was a rape. These two guys cut this kid's anus from the top. It's in my book. They cut his anus from the top of his anus to the bottom of his balls.

Oh, boy. With a razor blade and then fucked him. And the report had said, inmate in his name, a guy who worked. Every day, I never slept past 6 o'clock in the morning, ever in prison. You get up with your boots. on or your shoes on because you don't know what the fucking who you pissed off what's going to go on

so you're ready and i'm in maximum security prison you got to remember i'm not in those fucking little bullshit places i'm in a place where there's killers someone once said to me like what do you think of that neighborhood so good he go no it's not i go listen you want to live in my neighborhood where everybody was a fucking drug deal or a hit man a fucking mafia boss or a fucking arm robber shoot people who're all violent that's the neighborhood i lived in for fucking 12 years so what i told the kid, so I got up and get up to go to, before your units call for Chow, we're sitting around the silver, you know,

stainless steel tables and guy walks in from the, he worked in the medical is what he did. He was an orderly in the medical. He'd come back, he was, you guys got to read this. He gave it to us and says it made the anus was cut with a sharp object from the top of the anus till the scroding for six, so many inches. And seminal fluid was found, transferred to the hospital.

no no no emergency he's not he's not he's not he's not gonna die you know it wasn't like a life-threatening right no yeah that they need to get a non-life-threatening I never saw him again obviously you know it's funny because I hear the screams to this day I can hear those screams and it's fucking you know so every girl I was with they'd say man you've got some fucked-up dreams man and I I'm sure I do and you know it's funny you know talk about sex and try and makes it. That's the fun. I touch under my fucking balls over that spot.

And that's a great spot. Get a broad looking at that fucking spot. Whatever. Like the gooch? Yeah, no, in between the taint. Between the balls and your assail?

Yeah, it's called the gooch. The guch? I thought there's a taint, but maybe, no, it's a guch. Okay,

I didn't know that. I just learned something. Yeah. Wow. Andy, how do you know that? Uh, because I watched a lot of CKY videos growing up.

What's CKY? Uh, it's, you never heard of CKY? It's, We're a different generation. You do know that, right? Yeah, yeah, we are, but your kid might know about it.

Oh, guarantee he knows it. He's your, you know, you want him in the same age? It's a band. It's a group of friends that are, we lived in like Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. And they, like, grew up making skits and skateboard videos, like, fucking around, doing crazy shit. Oh, I'm sure he knows. And, like, lighten themselves on fire and shitting on car, shitting on each other. Oh, you mean, kind of like jackass shit?

That's how it evolved. It had jackass evolved out of CKY. Yeah. So Spike Jones saw. See, you know, I have. fucking rules and sex. I only have three fucking rules. Really?

I mean, literally three rules. What are they? No scat, which is shit. Okay. No blood. Okay. And no serious pain. I don't mean a spanking or something.

I don't know. I won't be tied up. I have my own shoes. You know what I mean? CK. Y had nothing to do with like sex. Oh, no. I'm just saying, no. I mean, but you got me disgusted when they said the shit on people.

I think that's just fucking disgusting. Well, that's one of the, one of the funny things. Don't even tell me. He would like go to it. I don't do it. Like so he would go to... Fucking daddy, stop! Please!

Please! You just made me watch fucking dick videos for the last 10 minutes. I'm going to tell you a story about shit. You have a problem. We're going to try to get to your issue. I don't have a problem. What about my problem? Why would that even bother you?

Anybody. Ask him. Austin. Does that bother you? I mean, it's nothing. I mean, I think we've gotten so into this. It's not bothering. It's not bothersome.

I mean, what's the big deal you see a dick? It's just like, I don't like, I don't know, watching some guy fucking sick and needle. You watch a great video of a girl guy coming on. You ever watch facial videos? It's not so much. It's not so much the dick. It's watching a fucking guy sit there for 10 minutes sticking a needle into his dick. Like that's not, yeah.

He's teaching. Yeah. I mean, so anyways. So this guy. I never actually saw that one. They have another one. They have another one with a animation with a, like a dildo. Oh, okay.

You know, like a real life like dildo and they tell you where to put it. That's what, and it's about the vein. See, there's a... You don't want to hit the veins, yeah. No, and there's a cavernous in there. See, on the top of the penis, you don't want because you got to go to the side and need a base because it's the cavernous, they call it. There's the tubes that go up.

And that opens it up. And then, and did you know what closes it? Like, I've taken the shot. They give you a shot if you want it. Right. And I do. I have the fucking antidotes in both the RV. Right.

It's actually what it is is Sudafed. No, no way. So it's the same act of green. In fact, you can go. to a pharmacist and tell them you need 4.30 milligram Sudafate. Now you got to get them from the back of the counter because of the drugs, but they don't

care. I mean, you tell them what it's for. I'll give you it and that'll do it. But, well, okay, C-K-Y. So anyways, they always talk about shit. They don't think they actually shit on people. They have skits where they're like fake shit on people. I don't know. I just think shit's disgusting. He walks up to a, like a Starbucks, like a cafe, right, where there's people sitting there having their coffee. Oh, dummy squats.

No, he doesn't. He puts his ass. Well, first of all, he eats a bunch of fucking laxatives. Then he's sticks, he puts his ass right up against the glass wall where people are sitting there drinking their coffee and he just takes a liquid shit all over the glass. You know, if I was that necker, I'd go out and beat that mother guy. I swear to God I would. If I was with a friend or your girlfriend, my wife or anybody, oh, you and I sit in there.

I'd say, hold on, fucking damn. I will get up and I will beat his ass so bad. He'll never fucking do a video again. I swear to God, I would. I swear to my children, I would have got up. And you know, and beat him so fucking bad. I would have stuffed his face in the shit. And I just think it's, I don't do that to other people.

So Bamar Jargera, you heard Bamargera? No. He's a skateboarder, like, prankster. And he would use to- I could see you were a skateboarder. He would fuck, yeah. He would fuck with his parents, especially his dad. So what, like, what they would do,

he would, they would film it. He would wake up in the middle of the night, and he would walk into his parents' bedroom while they're sleeping in their bed, and he would just pull his pants down and start pissing on his dad's head while he's in bed. You're kidding? You're kidding. He's just, I don't want to do anything.

They're like, God damn it, bam. And they're like, this is fucking real. Yes, yes. This is real. It's a video. You watch it. Download it. I grew up in a different era.

I'm not kidding you. I have, I have, uh, that's like, these videos are what inspired me to start making videos. Yeah, but you know, see, that wouldn't. That's where I got. Never inspired me. That wouldn't. You know what it is? I don't know.

I come from a era, obviously the mob era, respect era, but wild era because I know a lot of everybody. And I look at two things. I respect everybody. Danny, I respect 17-year-olds, 16-year-olds. They're people, they're smart. I actually had a big thing in Washington, D.C., where I fucking yell at people at a big conference. I was on a board of what they're called the weed and seed program.

It was a $40 million program the government gave to, what they would do is they'd go into a neighborhood, bad neighborhood. The cops and prosecutors would weed out the fucking drug dealers and shit, and they would seed things like my program. and stuff like that to keep their neighbors. It's called the weed and seed program. Very successful program. That's no more.

Of course, budget cut. Anyway, so my program is done there in Texas and other places. And I was at the meeting and there's all these fucking bigwigs. And I don't give a fuck. You see the way I am anyway. I talk the way I talk. That's the end of it. I don't give a shit.

That's why I podcast is well. It's the real deal. I don't give a fuck. We have no cut, no edit. The mailman walks in. My mother walks in. It's crazy. The mailman's a star now. You should see. He's fucking got people. Is it really? Oh, man. That's amazing. Jamaican guy, too from New York, a black guy.

Yeah, I saw your video you just did about, I don't know if that was on your YouTube channel, your podcast. You did a video talking about the Brittany Griner, Victor Boot thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just, no, I was on my regular video. Oh, okay. That was great. Because I didn't know. I learned a lot watching that, actually. A lot of people loving that video. I didn't know that there was, about the other guys six months. No, no, there was like, they released her and like a couple other people. No, one other person that, no, they deported one other person.

They deported. That means, like, get out of our kind. We do, we deport people today. Well, he's free, right? No, the other person was deported. Like, you know, we have people in I-N-S. Right, I said, but we have people in INS that we deport to whatever country. Oh, got you.

They deported him. It wasn't a crime. They would deport him. They were the only whatever person. The one that got me mad is there's a guy in there who, a teacher, who got 14 years hard labor, hard labor, 14 years. And six months before Britney Greiner, in August of 20, Brittany Griner was arrested in February of 2022.

Now that guy got hard labor 14 years for marijuana. 17 grams of marijuana. She had hashish. She just had vape oil. It was hash is when they tested this with everybody saying. And she admitted to that. Whatever it doesn't matter. It's one of those cartridges.

You know they smoke. My point is it must have been a hash oil, whatever it is. It doesn't matter. The real, because the drug don't matter to me. but why get her out without getting him out first he was there longer just because he's a teacher and she's a fucking basketball player or a lesbian basketball player

I have nothing against anybody I has zero prejudice in me Danny if there's one thing I don't have it's zero prejudice I just don't I grew up with the my parents give that's the best gift they've ever given me is so they let Fogel out they deported him that's the way no no no no no no

so where's Mark Fogel now Mark Fogel's in prison in hard labor. Still there. Six months before the teacher American teacher. Mark Fogel is an American teacher who is being detained in Russia under similar circumstances to Ms. Griner. Mr. Fogel suffers from severe medical conditions and his family fears he will not survive his 14-year sentence in a hard labor camp. The Biden administration and the nation cannot forget about Mark. Like Ms. Griner and others, Mark deserves to see his family.

He should have been free before her. Now, keep going. I think you'll read it. Maybe it'll be there. No, you got to go to the case itself. Oh, you got to read about the fucking guy we gave him away. But I don't, oh, I know about Victor Boot. Yeah, but no, Victor Boot was a conspiracy.

I don't believe in a conspiracy law. I think Victor Boot was, he was just a gun runner, just like all the other gunwomen. He was just trying to make money. Exactly. Those people were going to get those weapons. Absolutely. And you know what? They vilified him to the biggest degree.

Of course they did. They did it to fucking Manuel Noriega. They did it to Manuel Noriega. Right. I mean, they made him a drug dealer. They go to Panama, pick him up and put him in prison here. Yeah. Just because he was supplying guns to...

What did we do in Iran-Contra? What did we do? Why didn't they come and get Reagan? Exactly. Yeah, it's the same thing. Because we're the big bully on the block. Right, right. But anyway, with that case, I did a video and I think everybody's contacting me.

Victor Boot was that movie Lord of War was based off him, right? Nick Cage, you're supposed to be Victor Boot. Yes, yes, yes, exactly right. Do you know who rude Jude is? I've heard of rude. It's fucking great. We've become real close friends. He comes down here and they should.

Remind me who. Rood Jude is a serious XM. He's like, I got a big show. He used to, he got his start. He's 10 years older than you. I think he's 45. He's been in, he's been on serious 20 years. He's like very big on Sirius.

And like behind Howard, kind of he does a talk thing. Four to seven at nights on Sirius XM 45 with the shade, shade channel. You know, XMXM Shade, whatever. Eminem's channel. Right. So what a fucking great guy, boy. Great guy. And I love him because him and I sat and talk for hours.

So you know Victor Boot? No, we were talking about that. We were just talking about it because he texted me last night. He was fucking, hey, Larry. I'm glad you did that video. He goes, because he knows I do things that are out of, like, of course, you know, a lot of the shit I do sometimes don't get monetized. That's why the YouTube channel, the real deal YouTube channel, I don't worry about.

Yeah. I don't worry about it because I got sponsors for the show. I don't care about the Right The monetization there Now the other one at one point Almost five Or 1.4 some odd million

1.443 Or something like that I don't know Well the crazy The crazy Thing about the whole Brittany Griner thing The most fucked up thing

Which We were all over the place Because it was something cool We were talking about Yeah we've been all over the place It's all right I'm always like that The thing with her is that

Which a lot of people have pointed out Already is that We went to such a crazy length, such a crazy degree to get her back from Russia for a weed charge, yet we have tens of thousands of people locked up in the United States for weed charges. Absolutely. Not only that.

Sitting in prison right now. 100% correct. I had, I was on, he had a life sentence, Randy Linear, that guy who was on my show. And he got out after 27 years. Randy Lanier was the biggest, one of the biggest pot deals in the world. Okay, we talked about it. Yeah, they did a movie. about him. We didn't see you got to watch it. Everybody should watch

Netflix. And he ended up becoming rookie of the year. He funded his whole fucking indie car team. Right. With pot money. He was from South Florida. Didn't know. It just started. Just like the speed belt races in Miami. Right. He knew them all. Right, right. So, yeah, it's Randy right there. And he was on my show, but him and I were in the same

prisons. Not together. It was funny. Oh, I've seen this guy. I've seen this guy before. So Randy and I, Randy and I were in the same prison. We know the same exact people. So I did a show with him and there were a bunch of people there because i have a couch in my show like you do but a big and and people could come and watch we have sometimes fans want to come in there fucking in the background way you're recording the podcast no i don't let them do they could jerk off but they can't so it'll come watch i'm saying they we even have a mic at the at the couch in case we want to do

stuff with him but uh so we had a lot of people people said when you and him like randy and i was a great great video he said they said when you and him was talking about prison you two were fucking like two guys just talking about old friends in the pro joint. You guys forgot the mics where you fucking did everything. Yeah. Just bullshit it and bullshit it. And we did, you know. And why was that?

Why is that? How are you really? Because we know the same people. Just because you guys are from the same environment. We know he talked about doing acid in prison. I used to do a lot of assing in prison. That's where I flew out of the prison. I told you stuff.

Yeah. So he tells the whole story on my podcast out. He did 10 hits or 12 by accident and he won't do it again. How many years total did you do in prison? 12 11 and I didn't Yeah my sentence was four 12 year sentences but they ran them concurrent Not consecutive

Is there, would you say there was any Good you got out of it Was there any benefit anything that you got out of that 12 years That benefited you that made you better? Oh absolutely absolutely Patience Yeah I mean I used to I did the law work for 10 years you know that too

I got a law degree in prison But I'm a paralegal I can't be a law legal I can't be a lawyer because I'm a felon. Right. I'm a convicted felon. I have the credits. I did law. I was very good at the law.

10 years, fucking won cases. sued the government for jerking off and they stopped putting people in the prison for jerking off. So, and people look that case up all the time and they go, fucking Larry. I sued the attorney general of the United States because he's ultimately the head of of the prison and the bureau of prisons. Harley Lapin, I think it was. Anyway, I was very good at what they called the CFR, CFO, Code of Figure Regulation. and knowing what they can, can't do

and how they come down from, you know, from law. But anyway, patience, because when I was in the hole and I'm filing lawsuits, you have to wait 30 days it goes out, gets there, they have 30 days to answer it, and they wait to 30 days, then you get it in, you have to go back. So you learn patience and what to do in between.

And I think they make that as a mistake because you study so much that you end up finding shit. I remember finding shit, and, you know, what do they call it, the night? the ninth hour to last hour. And it was months and I fucking was studying and fucking study. We used to do

what they call shepherding. Shepherding in the law is when you're matching case for case and where are they relevant to each other. Well back when I did it, shepherding is the word. You had to do it by hand. You had to go to law library and get a book from this fucking case law in fucking California, this one.

Today, computers. Right. You know, so it was a big difference. And I love it. the law because I helped a lot of people. I always had a love of helping people. I did. Even when I was a gangster. I fucking threw parties for people.

I did stuff. Yeah. And, you know, as I get older, like I said, I'm doing that thing with the college students. It's up there. And they're so, I'm not college students, the high school students. They're so stoked. I had them on the show yesterday on Monday. They were fucking I mean, excited. And what accomplished young people?

Kids 70, honest society. This society. These fucking math team, this shit. I mean, one kid going to baseball college and he's on it on. And all these kids, I asked the teacher, the name's Kelly. I said, Kelly, let's get the kids on. You want to open your school up to the media and stuff? Sure enough, they did, of course. It did.

You're going to laugh at this, too. I hope they don't hear it. The superintendent, the principal, I guess, was on the call. I didn't know that. But we had them film themselves. So then they sent the film to us. and my editor took care of it from there. So I'm joking with them because I fall into these things.

I get into rabbit holes and I study. I don't just take them lightly. So I looked up to school, what the truery rate, all the crime rate, who to play, everything in the whole area. And they have a high truancy rate. So joking around, I said, all right, we're ready for the show. It's the 20th, this Tuesday.

I says, you know, when your superintendent comes on, I'm going to yell at him about this truancy shit, you know. Joe and I saw laughing or something. The principal, I've mentioned something to this lady, I think, saying, you know, we've got to worry about, what is he going to do? Talk to the superintendent like that. These fucking people, you know, I look at that shit, though, because when I speak at any school or anywhere,

I speak in the community centers, I speak in court systems, I tell them two things. You get me. Don't ask me to fucking not curse or don't do something. I respect everybody. Totally respect. everybody. And, but do I use the word fuck?

Yes, I actually sometimes use it on purpose. I mean, I've been to Congress, I never used the word once. But I do use it sometimes to highlight some, emphasize something, especially with young people. Case in fact, when I first got out of prison, I talked to a kid. That's how I thought. My whole program started. And I sat down with the kid because his dad was a golf pro. I think I told this story.

He's a golf pro. And he's, you know, Larry, and he's. the favor. So what the fuck? You're going to break somebody's legs? Leave me to fuck alone. No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He goes, I caught my 16 year old smoking weed and he said, fuck you, dad, where have you ever been? I said, the kid told you that? Let me talk to him.

I have pictures and me in prison with gang members and fucking murderers and mobs. And so what I do is I take the pictures to him. He had a, in the East Coast there, he had a nice gazebo in the back. We sit down, have a quick beer. and then I go When he goes he's inside

He goes You're a big kid But I was a big You know Especially getting out of prison You know You just don't realize How intimidating you are

You still got that Fucking walk The fucking You know The eyes The fucking I walked up to the kid And the kid looked at me

And I go You told you This is how I emphasize The curse words It's it I said You Told your father

Where the fuck he's been Let me show you Where the fuck I just came from And sat down Didn't use one curse word fucking two hours and you saw the kids fucking wheels turning you saw him

looking demeanor everything and then I went back I said let me know how it goes you know the father calls me two weeks late week and a half later he goes Larry I don't give a fuck what you do at law he goes you gotta keep work my kid said dad I don't want to go with that man went

he's doing great the kid was 17 now he's like 30 this is 14 years ago 15 he's doing good married college he goes you changed his life I mean, and it's because sometimes kids, I treat kids like adults. I don't mean, you know, obviously, you know, you can't totally, but I treat kids the way they as equal. Yeah, they deserve to be.

I bring my program. I bring my program, Danny, down to them. And then I bring them up. Right. Because the program is built in four parts. It's my life. What prison is really like. Not the bullshit you see on TV.

What you're going to lose? And that's your family. money, family, girlfriend, anything. I don't get fuck what it is. And it doesn't matter. And then the last one is avoiding and dissolving bad associations. How do you get away from those kids?

And a lot of people, I give them one, I give parents a drill. And the kids is, the easy one is, I say, you know, listen, you're going to go out tonight. And they go, yeah, I don't care I have 20 years old, whatever. I said, you don't want to go say,

man, I ain't getting in your car because I heard this, you know, Larry Lawton talk. No, who gives a fuck about Larry Law. but you know there's drugs in the car oxies because i've had this case happen you know there's drugs in the car car gets lit up the guy who's got the drugs what does he do he sticks it between the seat of car the car yeah cops the cat looked to the car yeah everyone's out of the car ready they find the drugs nobody claimed them nobody they all go to radio they all go to jail it's called constructive possession of a narcotic or whatever or firearm that actually

happened with the fireman before the cop will go around to every single person and say, hey, who was? Yeah, oh, thank you. Of course, they do that. So, uh, anyway, uh, I told kids, listen, don't get in a car, with a gun or something's going to happen. I said, here's what you do. You go up to him and say, listen, man, I got to go Texas broad.

I'm, maybe I'll get lucky. I don't know. Just go ahead, you go. And they'll get a go. And you call your mother, your father, your, who's a good friend and say, listen, I need a ride. If you didn't already have a little bit money, you just need a ride. They'll come get you.

And I bet money, they don't say a fucking word. you tell them I didn't want to get in a car with these kids with drugs or a gun or something and don't say a word you're going to say who they are you don't want you rat and that shit but you know what well I do that I do that all the time and I had a kid call me six months later I remember him he was Mr. Lawton you saved my life I was in a car and I got out and then I didn't get back in because it kept eating at me and we went to a 7-11 and it kept eating at me knowing that they and it was oxy cotton you know oxy-cocotin you know oxy could pills were big

back then and he goes and they got busted the whole car got busted and they had more than just that and any other shit

and the kid was home and he fucking says I'll never in my life forget you and I love that because listen if one person man I had a guy

I teach me the other day he was on here he said he was driving 50 keys from Oregon to L.A he got pulled over on the highway and the guys

like what are you doing no, weed. And the cop was like, Who fucking counts weed and fucking key? I don't know. Pounds. I used to fucking pound bails, 50 pound bails. I don't know.

It was 50. Keys is Coke, you know, 2.2. Maybe it was pounds. I don't remember what it was. 2.2 pounds is a key. 50 bricks.

50 bricks. 50 bricks is coke. Okay. And he was driving back and the cop pulled him over and he's like, what are you doing? It's like, oh, officer, I'm on my, here he put, I'm fucking the story up. He already had a,

a sticker on the back of his car for the Marines or whatever. He's like, where are you going, sir? He's like, he's like, what's, where are you stationed? He's like, what's your, uh, whatever. MOS. I'm on my way to enlist right now, sir. He's like, good luck, soldier. And he let him go.

Yeah. Just lie like you're fucking the Marines or you're going to enlist. Hang on, let's hold that thought. I got pissed. There you go. Carill says, uh, can I take a picture? I said, no. He respected it.

Totally fucking respected. Really? Totally. Yeah. Okay. Shut him down. because, you know, we both had camera people there. I had my guy there.

Okay. All right, we're back from our bathroom break now. We were just talking to shit. Back from pissing and jerking off. You know, I was going to go into bathroom and fuck with you. I told fucking Austin, I said, I should go into fucking bathroom. Just whip out my fucking dick to fuck with you.

Because you're paranoid about dicks or something. I'm not paranoid about dick. I'm not paranoid, but okay. I got nothing wrong with dicks. I hope not. Fuck, they're part of what we need. Oh, yeah. I heard a story.

So you fucking. fucking smuggled like a knife in your ass. Oh yeah. That's the funniest video. If anybody wants to go look at a video. I'll pull this up. Austin, right? Austin, pull up, just Google.

Brooke Baldwin. Suitcasing. Suitcasing. I was on Jimmy Fallon that night. You were on Jimmy Fallon? Yeah, not sitting there. He used my whole clip. Oh, okay.

And he says, he plays this clip you're going to see. And he goes, he goes, this reporter asked the wrong guy the wrong question watch your face you got to open it up watch it watch her face full screen it yeah yeah watch this it is fucking hilarious

I know Brooke she's a good girl okay she's about how they can get things through prison and it's pretty easy to get like even a saw blade through security checkpoints and stuff of that nature how is it easy to get a saw through a maximum security prison

Well, it depends on the size, of course. But if it's a sore blade, say this long, and you're going to get it through, there's something called, and I'm going to show your audience, is called suit casing something. It's actually hiding something in your rectum. And it's not like you stick a sore blade there. You actually take a toothbrush holder, Brooke, and they put the saw blade in the toothbrush holder and insert it there. And you can get through three metal detectors. It happens quite often. I mean, your metal detector would go off.

but then when it goes off, the guards will strip search you and they don't find anything. They don't know if you have a bullet in you or a knee and the lines are backing up and they let you go through. Rude Jude and All Out Show. What does that say? Rude June and All Outso join Larry Law.

What is it? Oh, yeah, yeah, he came on a video. I did it in my RV. I was on the road. So when they strip search you, don't they check your asshole? Yeah, it's in your ass. Don't they jam a finger up there? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. That's called a cavity search. Yeah, you can't do that. So they don't do the cavity search. No. How do they do it if they suspect you have something, they'll put you in a dry cell. They'll make you stay in a cell with no water,

nothing, nothing, concrete, nothing, and make you shit to twit twice. Like if they think you swallowed something during the visit, like balloons of drugs. Right. They'll bring you in a dry cell. And then you get you shit in a bucket. And I've seen guys try to eat it and try to get again.

You know, open it up, eat it and fucking shit. because if it's weed, you can do it. I would never do that. I would never put somebody at jeopardy to do that. I mean, they do it with hookers. I can't believe they banned cigarettes. Oh, my God. Do you know what a carton of cigarettes is called?

$2,000 for one carton of cigarettes in prison. When did they ban that? I was in prison when he started banning him. You were. Yes. So it had to be about, I got out in 07. So it was about 2005. What was the reason?

What was their logic for banning cigarettes? And it was the stupidest fucking thing in the world because they don't feed you right. They don't give any matter of a day. Don't give a fuck. You know, don't even get me on this whole fucking shit. It was 2006. Man,

I'm pretty good. Yeah, you are really good. So I was thinking, pretty decent memory. If I'm in prison, I'm, I'm 99% going to start smoking cigarettes.

Did you smoke ever? Never. I mean, I've smoked a cigarette in my life? Really? Not one. You're not missing much. And I smoked cigars since I was,

my grandfather caught a stealing his optimal bullshit cigars when we were kids. Yeah. It was about 70. I don't or whatever. It was. made my brother and I sit down at the table smoke it my brother pukes I liked it

huh smoking 40 years I smoke cigars 40 more only when I'm playing golf always I have to have cigar golf course

that's a good cigar too yeah and when I say I mean that's a $10.50 cigar because we sell them for 210 a box yeah one box is 210 one boxes 220 others 240 and they're going because the boxes are cool as shit too you see

yeah and And, but the cigars. Thank you for giving me. Yeah, but the cigar is very good. I'm not just saying that. Everybody was a cigar-fichinato. But I've been smoking for 20. I knew what I like.

What a process to do it. You fucking, they come. I'm going to leave his headquarters. I only deal with the CEO, the CEO-the-C-O-Head of Sales. And just great guy. Great guys. Guy's a guy named Corey is the CEO. And then Fidel is the second in charge.

And then you got Bernie and Albao Sosa. Great guys. So they got a lounge at the headquarters. They got a 40,000 square foot headquarters in Miami. Next year they're moving to 70,000 square feet. Wow. Yeah. They're largest company in the world.

So anyway, we're sitting in the lounge. They have a lot. So whenever we go down, we have meetings in a lounge, you have wine, whatever. And all cigars are all around a whole fucking plate. And you smoke. That's what you do. You smoke in there. And it's like lounge chairs.

You're like in a lounge. Yeah. And we have a man. And we get things done. You know, I mean, obviously. I got to figure out a way we could smoke in this place. Oh, it'd be great. What about that?

Leave that open. Don't they make. some shit. I smoke in my office. But don't they make some sort of contraption that you can connect to your AC that like They have them independent. The smoke from going around. They have smoke eaters.

I have one in my own. It's called a smoke eater? No, well, it's mine costs $500. But it's a, I need to get something like that so we can start smoking it. Yeah, so you have a first movie of an exit there, right?

Yeah. Why don't you leave that open? It'll get hot as fuck in here. Nah, especially winter's coming. Yeah, there's people that work in this building. If I start smoking cigars,

if you're going to start choking down cigar smoke. If you put a fan. right there heading that way with the door open. Then I got, now I got noise. We got a fucking audio show with a fan blowing. Sometimes it's the coolest show. You know, when I do my show from the RV, people love it. Yeah.

You know, I do that. No, yeah. It makes it definitely. It's different. It makes it unique. I'm trying to, I always try to do the little things different. I just do that. I did a video that's going on.

What is today? Wednesday? Wednesday. I got a video going out tomorrow on the guy, you know, NWC. Melly? The rapper in Fort Lauderdale is in, he was in custody for killing two friends and it's a big thing it's in the rap community.

Is this your phone? This is my phone. And anyway, he's in the and I did a video about that but I did the video in a different room. I like to do things like that. I like to try to change things up. You know, and I think I got to do more of it.

That's why I don't mind traveling. I got my camera in my car. I mean, RV. I might do a video on the way home. That's perfect. I'll fucking see something that I like, a fucking truck driver, interview with truck driver. You know, you got to come on my show.

Yeah, I'd love to. Yeah. I love. Do you ever come to the East Coast? I grew up going to the East Coast. Surfing. Were you surfing? Yeah.

I skipped school. When I was in high school, I would skip minimum two days a week to go over to Melbourne to surf. You know, that's just the surfing capital of United States. Oh, yeah. That's where Kelly Slater's from. Right. Like that. My uncle lives in Vero, which is right over the bridge from Sebastian Inlet.

Oh, wow. So I would grow up literally go. Vero is beautiful. I would go up. They must have money. They must have money. No, they live in like the, they, they, Viro, really?

Nah, Viro's kind of like a weird like bum fuck town. You're thinking for a pierce. You're thinking maybe Port St. Lucy. Vero is, I deal with a lot of people. Vero's a lot of money in Vero.

Okay. Well, I don't know if they have money or not, but they have a nice house. I'm saying, Vero's a money area. Right. So it's like Jupiter. Right. Definitely Jupiter.

Definitely Jupiter. Hope sounds. But like Wabaso and Sebastian Inlet, I grew, I spent like most of my high school years. I just was on a motorcycle. I just was on a motorcycle. Buddy of mine had a six motorcycle.

So he says, come on, You gotta go riding land. I used to ride a lot. So I was sitting on a 1900 CCI. That's a fucking huge bike. Yeah. You know, I never had a 19.

I had a Harley and that shit. Then I had a Honda. But anyway, I get on a bike. I got such backlash from fucking the community. But I don't give a fuck about this one. Why don't you wear a helmet? You know, you're supposed to be a role model. I said, fuck you.

How, what are you talking about role model? And then they saw me drinking at a bar. I said, first of all, let me explain. something he's not drinking on the bike you don't know how videos are made where we did certain things yeah i said so don't look at that like it was right and a lot of people got it and said all the most people say fuck it larry do what you want you know have fun you deserve it but i mean some of the people about the helmet shit i said who am i hurt and went out of helmet me i die right right no fuck nothing to do with you right you're not putting anyone else in jeopardy and i'll tell you

unless you got someone right unless you got a bitch on the back well but let her wear a helmet well actually i'm going to fucking yeah you're right it only affects you absolutely man you know personal choice i'm i'm big again i'm a libertarian uh and i and after all the bullshit and they're all but but the least they're the most for me because more physically and everything else get the government out of my bed listen what i do behind my own doors don't bother me please don't fucking bother me don't come in my house don't fucking do shit don't tell me you know too many fucking laws you know people said what's what should we do i said no more fucking laws how about we send somebody's shit and go to common sense.

Yeah. You know, there's laws you can't get a blowjob. Did you know that? I had no idea. Are you fucking kidding me? There used to be laws where you couldn't get a lap dance. Or sodomy, they did.

Cossotomy laws. That's just crazy. Oh, yeah, let me do. I got something for you there. What do you got? I was like cut. I already bit the tip off. Oh, no, no, you got to cut it nice.

You know, this is a $250. I'm going to cut this one with it. This is a $250. What? How the fuck? Yeah, it's a J.T. DuP. Man, this thing is nice. Watch, watch how it cuts.

That, yeah, you cut that right, you could cut that right through the paper and leave it in the paper. I'm going to cut the tip off. Oh, really? Right there. Well, that one, yeah, that, that cutter. I'm just going to cut it right here.

How much you cut like that? You're just a little tip. Yep, that's it. That's the cap. Boom. Perfect. Yeah. That's an expensive cutter.

I stole it, though. Is you? Where did you steal from? One of the guys that'll leave her. I told them to. I told them to afterwards. I get you cut. We were at a.

event and he gives cut he's running around we're all running out and go home with it and so I'm talking to my bar of cigar bends my co-host and we're at the cigar event and I said I guy goes you know that's a JT DuPont and I said yeah I go what is it why? That's 250, 300

I said really? He ain't getting it back it was a shitty one I might have gave him back that's funny hearing you talking about Paul I was listening to speaking of politics I was listening to that interview they just did with Victor Boot in Russia I guess Oh, they did? Who did it? He just went on RT, and it was a girl that was...

What's RT? Is it a channel? It's like a Russian media. Can I get another water? Yeah. Do you got water? Yeah, I see you're lying liquid death water. This is a first. I just get fucking bottle water from Win Dixie.

What I'm going to do is get my own... I'm going to get my own water. The plastic's not good for you. Yeah, what I'm going to do is get my own water with own labels. That's good, yeah. But the plastic is. what fucks you up. The plastic's bad for the environment.

It is. There's no question about it. All the recycling, it's bullshit. It's all bullshit. It's all bullshit. And you don't get the thallates that make your fucking taint small, like from the plastic. From your taint small? Yeah, you don't know that.

The thallates and plastics. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Now your taint is your, the spot between your balls and... It's like inside. You said go. The gout. The gout. I said taint.

Taint is like the actual... There's an actual, like, organ or something. I think, I guess it's an organ called the taint. That's like in there. Really? But that area, that little like gap. Well, I know because I tell you, I touch under there and sometimes I have bad memories. Other times the broads look at my fucking taint and I'm loving the shit.

Our taints are getting smaller. Our taints and our dicks are getting closer to our ass? Exactly. Because of, because of- Where do you getting this from? You're great, man. I swear to God, it's real. Dr.

Oh, man. Austin, what's so fucking? He's crazy. I love it. No bullshit. Dr. Shanna Swan. She wrote a book about this shit about phthalates and shit like from plastic

bottled waters. Getting into our blood and over thousands of years, it's made our taint strength. What do you think about climate change? What do I think about climate change? What do you think about the environment and all that kind of stuff? Where do you stand on? What is your political affiliation? Your tendency.

Climate change is a super complicated topic. I think that... I'm in nowhere you're from me at this topic. People... Human beings are 100% affecting the climate. and also for hundreds of thousands of years, the climate has gone way up and way down. From the ice age to from like the 12,600 years ago,

the younger driest cataclysm. We've gone from freezing cold temperatures to temperatures to where if you fucking went outside, you would literally be toasted. You'd be melting. Yeah, you'd be melting. So there's been a crazy history throughout our planet of extreme changes.

in the climate. I agree. Do I think... So why are we going crazy? Is it all politics? I think it's all politics. It's all money. It's all money in politics and industry.

Yeah, absolutely. Ocasio Corktaz talking about cows farting. That's real. It's burps, cow burps. Cow burps. They don't mean shit. Yeah. I don't know how much it means,

but I know it definitely affects something. I can only think one thing. When I was younger, and I remember this, very clearly, there was 180 million people in the United States. Now it's 370 million. Yeah.

That is what the fucking thing. When I was in Young, again, there were 3 billion people in the world, and do you know how many people in the world now? 7. Some odd billion. So I just think it's a numbers game. I don't know what natural... Did you know you could fit all 7 billion people

in the city of Los Angeles? So you put them shoulder to shoulder. Oh, I believe that. Sure, it's huge. And, you know, it's... I fly a lot. lot like you right you go over this fucking country how much fucking land nothing there's so much there's so much nothing everything's like right here yeah you know it's a little fucking

crazy but we and climate change to me is the biggest bullshit and and people don't you care about your future your kids and great don't shut the fuck up here's why what i do and you do means absolutely nothing if china and india with 2.7 billion people between them 2.7 billion against the United States 370 million if they don't do anything it doesn't mean shit it's like spitting into the fucking

hurricane fucking irma and it doesn't mean something and I don't know you know where we're at here's my take on it and I agree with not fucking you know with the bottles because it means nothing it's not it's not I do not

personally recycle and I'll tell you why they want me to put my fucking shit. They want you to watch. This is what they fucking give you a letter. You're supposed to wash your trash. Right. Put this and this thing. Now I'm working for the fucking garbage company. Right. They want you to pay all this extra money. And then they just raise

the rates? Are you got to be fucking kidding? Find the stats on recycled plastic and where it goes. You know, you don't know, Mr. Beast? I get him a lot of credit. You ever see what he does with cleaning up beaches and shit? No, I don't know. You've got to see fucking his videos. I've watched a few of his videos. I've never seen that one though. Yeah, he's

got a video. He got a video He does the beach cleanups all the time Fucking gets massive amounts of people out there And they fucking clean Oh fuck it. They show it from the start No shit. Oh man you know Good but you know what happens There's a fucking thousand ships right now

Dumping trash Of the 40 million tons of plastic waste generated in the US In 2021 only 5 to 6% Or about 2 million tons was recycled Uh do da da da 40 million But recycle like what happens to it

After you after it's recycled. Yeah. You know, all of that stuff, like, you know, obviously they can make it again. Oh, wait, wait. What did it say? Throw that back up again?

Plus, the cost is just, you know. 40 million tons, generated waste. Oh, wait. There you go. Am I not reading it? No, 38, 36% of all plastic products is used to create packaging. So, 85% of which ends up in a landfill.

Wow. Okay. 85% of recycled plastic ends up in a fucking land. landfill. See, don't start with the fossil fuels made with fossil fuel. You know, everything's going to make. You know, you know, they're talking about batteries. I've fucking, you know, we got to evolve past fucking fossil fuels. You know, you could do it all you want, but, you know, if you, you know how you make batteries?

You know, batteries are just as bad. Right. And what are you going to do with them when they're done? Absolutely. And they only have a 10 years shelf life. Yeah. So, like, nuclear is the next big thing. Nuclear.

I agree. Nuclear energy. Did you hear what the science guy? Bill Nye? Bill Nye just said on TV the other day. I was joking. I didn't know you're actually talking about it. Yeah, yeah, Bill Nye. No, what are he said?

They just, United States just had a big breakthrough about fusion and how they made fusion into energy. And he said it was one of the biggest things that all ever happened. Fusion into energy. Yeah, whatever the fuck. It was on, it was on national news. You know, and I go, oh, shit, what's he doing?

I see, I like him and I like Neil deGrasse Tyson. Yeah. I like them both, you know, because they had, you know, because I hate science. I'm a history guy. Oh, is this Bill not? We can't play CNN videos.

We're going to get fucking, why? Because YouTube's going to flag us for using copyrighted shit. Go ahead. Fuck it. Under 20 seconds, you can't. Under 20 seconds,

you can win. I win them all the time. Really? Yep. You say it's called fair use under, maybe 30 seconds. For the first time ever, full screen it.

Researchers have been able to create energy from a fusion reaction. Now, Laura, I could explain all of this in great detail. But basically, it's a giant step towards a clean energy future without dependence on fossil fuels. Now said, it's end of the show.

That's all you need to know. everyone, the Department of Energy is second to officially announce the breakthrough in just a few hours. But he's... Look at this guy. Okay. There he is. And so, just the first time, by all accounts,

they've gotten more heat out than they put in. And this is amazing. And there's, as far as I know in the reporting, the last few days, no one's mentioned that Enrique Fermi and his colleagues in University of Chicago did the first chain reaction which led to all the nuclear power plants

from the American. On December 2nd, 1942. Okay. So it's quite a little chin stroke that it's very close to 80 years later to the day that this breakthrough occurred. And so you guys, if this would work,

Yeah. If this is a harbinger, if this is really the beginning of something huge, it would change the world. Thank you for explaining that to Allison. I was going to say all that. See, change the world. I mean, nuclear fusion reaction. Interesting. Wait, wait, what does that say after that?

Stay the same energy that powers the sun. You notice, yeah, you know, it's so funny. I don't watch the news anymore. I used to be a news junkie. I love the news. When I first got out of prison, I couldn't get enough. and I was a CNN person and they were good back then

I thought they got so fucking bad I mean Fox you can't listen to yeah MSN they're not news anymore they're fucking goddamn entertainment channels and I think people should fucking know it and they should say it and that's the end of it

I mean they give you what little shit that I can read in the paper or I can read on the internet is what we do and I just don't put it on I get sick of diet I really do it's something like fucking I forget the number but I want to say it was like 75% of CNN's ad revenue was from big pharma in the last like two years over the pandemic wow i think that's the right number yeah because i don't wear me on that did you wear a mask

when i had to yeah i don't i never i mean i had to of course like you said sometimes i'm going to go to the grocery store like in the middle of the pandemic like i didn't want to be the one guy that looks like a dick like i don't want to be the one asshole really i will i refuse to go to i refuse to go to any business that mandatory to me especially now forget it but even then I always said I'm I've become very jaded and I hate being like that I really know I'm not I don't like the word hate but I dislike myself being like that and I'll tell you why because I've seen so much bullshit so much government bullshit so much lying so I watched government fucking uh uh lie and cheat and the DEA and the super didn't you read did you just see about the get all over the news about the DEA agent who went to

prison for 12 years and now he came out the day before he went to prison look at that up because dea goes to prison in miami and you'll see and he come out and says the prosecute the state u.s attorneys are involved the fucking other all the agents are involved and what of a fucking how they're fucking stealing money and it's all bullshit the drug war on drug is bullshit oh yeah because they were going places just for trips to have fun and saying they were doing investigations and this and the u.s. attorneys You know, each district has a U.S. Attorney. And that fucking head law enforcement, that they are the head law.

People don't think, always people think it's the sheriff or it's this. The head law enforcement officer in any area is the state attorney. He is the person. He's the head. That's why Attorney General is the head law enforcement officer in the United States. Right. He is the head law enforcement officer. The Attorney General of the United States, period.

Yeah, well, everyone knew. I think, I think most people know that the war on drugs is bullshit. Oh, the biggest, the biggest mistake this country made in my lifetime. would be maybe believe in Trump really cared about middle America. I mean, that was the biggest con I've ever said. Someone asked me, what's the biggest con you ever saw? Trump literally people from the Midwest, Alabama, Louisiana, fucking Iowa, that he likes them. Right, right, right.

I mean, are you fucking kidding? Are you that fucking blind? Yeah, that's funny, man. It's funny. It's funny, but sad. You can signal to people like that. and they just fucking worship you. Holy shit.

Maybe I got to figure that out. Maybe. Maybe I attract too smart of an audience. I don't fucking know. So, like, oh, you pull that up? The EA agent, the way like the war on drugs. What is it? Okay.

Veteran Miami agent charged in bribery conspiracy. Look what he says. And you can look. Scroll down. Yeah. He goes to jail. Current U.S. Drug enforcement administration agent and a former supervisor in the agency were charged Friday with leaking confidential

law enforcement information to defense lawyers in Miami in exchange for 70 grand each. No, that's a different one. In cash. No, no, put, uh, DE agent goes to jail in Miami or something. Go, uh, I think it's DEA goes to prison. Yeah. Uh, veteran Miami agent charged in. No, keep going.

Uh, former DA special agent sentenced to prison for money. Uh, is that him? Did he get, how many? No, he only got. Drug war unwinnable. Yeah, put a drug war, uh, agents traveling for free. drug war yeah do that

ages travel I heard that after the civil war when the South first started like putting the first private prisons in America

that what we were doing was leasing prisoners we had a prisoner leasing programs where companies could lease prisoners to work in factories work on their farms

and this was basically like a legal loophole for slavery they do that I mean obviously prison labor there's a great 60 minutes piece they did about how a factory

was put with 50 employees making hats up in the northeast and they were put out of prison put out of business by a prison who's got slave wages I mean think of that you know we we are the only country first of all you're gonna get me on a fucking tear

you do know the United States is the worst country incarceration yeah more people per capita right not not per capita per numbers we have more people cross-red than China. And they're fucking 2, 1.3. Actually, India is the new leader of world population. India surpassed

China. But neither of those countries got too many people who are incarcerated. Neither of them. Now, people say, oh, but they cut their hands off. That's bullshit. That's propaganda. That's United said. That's night. You don't think the United States kills motherfuckers? Yeah, but China kills motherfuckers way more.

You know, where do you hear you say? I'll tell you why I got jaded. They got mobile death squads, Larry. But listen, Mobile Death Squad. They got Uber execution. You're fucking watching too much fucking TV. It's true. Okay, listen, listen.

You know it's a death penalty to do fucking tax fraud or any kind of financial fraud? Any white collar crime? We should make that to Congressmen. Let me explain to that. Any kind of fraud in China is punishable by death. Okay, listen. China does not have a conspiracy law. Do you know what the conspiracy law is?

Do you know how it works? That's a way to like wrap multiple people up into a RICO. No, I got RICOed. but I was, I was, Rico is conspiracy, right? Rico is two or more acting in defense of a common crime for the good of an organization.

Now, you take conspiracy. Here's what it means. You, me and Austin are sitting in this room and we're planning a fucking bank robbery. Great, right? We're just sitting here bullshit and having a few fucking waters. You're a nice sponsor,

gives us more waters, liquid death for fucking the robbery. So we're fucking discussing it. And you say, you know, I'm out, man. I just fucking, I don't want to do this shit. Okay. We were bullshit in anyway.

It don't matter. You don't do it. We go do it. You get arrested for conspiracy. You get arrested. We could have all got arrested if they just knew we were talking about that. That's a conspiracy law. It is the fucking most horrendous law.

No other country does it. Because did you hear about that guy about? Did you hear what I said? The judge in that case, when she, gave him the minimum guideline was 25 years. She says, you don't know he was going to do anything.

You set up a sting operation on him. The battle. And you know what bouts people said is correct. If you go by the stand that they put him it, every one of these fucking arms people who sell fucking guns and gun all in shows and shit should go to prison. Well, they do.

Maddie don't. That's the problem. I had the guy from war dogs on here. He went to His We're gonna have a good show We're talking about I'll guess That's the main guy

Effron That'd be a good show The main guy Effron Went to prison for a few He only went for like Maybe five years But David He got house arrest

But I mean They were selling the shit To the army And what did one guy get One guy got five years The other guy got house arrest Why did one get five And one house arrested

Because the guy who did The ratting Or what Had to be stitches So the guy who did Ephram who did five years He was the one Running the company

And basically telling everyone what to do. And the guy David, who was his partner, he got kicked. Ephraim fired him and kicked him out of the company before the investigation started before everyone got taken down. And he didn't pay him a dime. But he gets arrested. Who? You said the guy David got arrested. He was on house arrest. He was on house arrest. He was on house arrest for, I think, over a year. Is that feds? What was the case? What was the case? I don't believe so. Sounds like it.

What's the case? What do you mean? What was the case about? It was about he was. So Ephraim and David, it's, it's, ever seen the movie War Dogs? They were, they were using the government's website

where you can basically bid on federal contracts. Oh, that's federal. They were bidding on federal contracts. They won a, over $100 million arms contract to supply AK-47 ammo to, to people in Iraq,

to our government in Iraq. And they were, so they, they sourced it from Albania. But I guess there was a law that was in place where we are now, we are not allowed to buy or do any sort of transaction with China regarding ammunition or guns or anything. Just like Cuba.

So they were buying it and they found out in the process when they got the deal, they got this weapon for, they got these bullets for a really good price in Albania. something like this. They found out once they made the deal that this fucking ammunition was sourced from China decades before. Because it had China, the boxes had

Chinese markings on them. So they're like, fuck, but there was nothing wrong with the ammo. It was originally sold from China, brought from China to Albania decades ago in another conflict. And so they thought, fuck it. We're just going to repackage it. So no one knows it's from China. And we're going to

just fucking, we're going to fulfill the contract. And hope nothing goes wrong. They were fucking selling all this weapon. They were selling all this ammo to the government. They was being shipped to Iraq. Nothing. All the ammo was firing perfectly. There was nothing going wrong with it.

And an investigator in Tampa, I forget the name of the agency he worked for. I remember. Now I'm kind of like. There was a big New York Times article that came out. And they were trying to like say like, look, these guys are breaking the law. They're fucking selling Chinese ammo. These kids, they were in their like early 20s when they were doing this, multi-fucking hundred million dollar contract.

and they weren't hurting anybody. The guys from the army were like, this is fucking fine. There's nothing wrong with this ammo. We fired all of it. And not one round has been fucked up. But Biden can go over there and shake his hand. It can go to whoever and hang out and do, you know,

just like Saudi Arabia, you know, with the Khashoggi thing. You know, I was a big, big supporter of Liv Gough. I bashed the PGA Tour commission at every fucking show. Why? Because they wanted a monopoly to PGA tour. Yes. And here's what got me. They were just here, five minutes down the street.

Oh, fuck. They were just here at the Pelican Golf Club. Five minutes down the street from here. Tiger and Rory and all those guys. I used to be a big Rory fan. I'm a big golf. You know, I was a three handicapped. I was pretty good.

And I golfed. I golfed a lot of pros. I golfed in pro-ams. And I got for the Nicholas. And I'll tell you what, I got so mad at the PJ. Here's where I got mad at fucking, the commissioner, not Tim Finchon. What the fuck is a jerk off name?

I fucking mention them. Jay Monahan Every fucking When he enlisted The people from 9-11 To fucking write the players The survivors of 9-11 He enlisted them to write letters saying

You shouldn't work with You should He had the survivors of 9-11 Calling these players Did not go over to live You know And here's the- This was the guy from the top guy at PGA

The PGA tour To J Monaghan Who's the fucking goddamn commissioner Toad And listen to how wrong that is. The PGA Tour had a fucking event in February there that year. You knew that, right? This year they had a tournament there, February or last year.

Whatever the first year they started. Is that the one where they interviewed Trump about it? And the protesters were there and they asked Trump. And Trump was like, well, you know, we still haven't gotten to the bottom of 9-11. No, no. It was about the Shahogi, you know, Koshogi there. And it got me so mad because everybody, every one of us are doing something with fucking Saudi Arabia. be with your 401k or whatever the fuck you're doing.

There's companies that are invested there and there's some companies that are own sort of... Stop the fucking hypocrisy of saying, let's not do it because of a fucking one incident. How many fucking people do you think the United States is killed? I see them kill people in prison. I see it all the time. I meant that.

I mean, for real shit. And we had the boss to try to tell these players who can make more money and do stuff. They're independent contracts. So they sign. I get what they signed. But fucking this commission, How does he find $52 million the next fucking, you know, you know, next year they're getting 52 more million into their price funds.

Right. Oh, you just found 52 million? Right. You fucking people were stealing it. They had a monopoly. Rory was fucked. I was a big Rory fan, but I'm not. I saw Rory hit golf ball.

I was sitting at a bench right behind him in Jupiter. In Jupiter Hills? Beautiful course. And the general manager wanted my book and he invited me out. That's really. Yeah, we're a friend. So I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's now that they have more competition or they're trying harder now,

but they just did a fucking big PGA event right down the street from here at the Pelican. And they did it at, they did it at night. Really? So it was a nighttime. They had fucking stadium lighting throughout there. No, I didn't go. It was like, fucking. How are you golfing now, Matt, right?

It's like, 10 grand a ticket. But like, but it was at, it was at night. And they're 10 grand a tick stop. You can't go by that quick. I don't know. You can't say that. I don't know. It was in the thousands.

Okay. Thousands of thought for a fucking golf ticket to go watch an event? To go watch these guys, yeah. They better be giving me blow jobs every hole. I know, that's what I'm saying. That's why I didn't go. So they... No blow jobs?

No anal fucks or anything. They're micing up the golfers and it's at night. It was fucking cool. It was entertaining. And I get that. I mean, I like when they do those events. You know, the thing Brady in or bring a bet, you know, to golfers, the athletes. You know, because you see how fucking...

But I wonder if they're doing that now because it's like they have competition. It's making them better. competition is good. It makes you have to evolve and get better. And you know what Liv is done to? They're bringing people who don't know golf into golf. Younger people with the concerts and everything else and somebody might pick up on it.

They're doing a lot of good things that people are not highly. Because, you know, golf is dying. You know, it was bigger when I was younger. Then it's come down, you know, got up with Tiger. Now it's going down a little bit because, I mean, you're a golfer. You're a golfer. I get it. You're going to love and you watch it.

I used to why I never miss the golf. Fuck anything. else. I never missed the tournament. I could tell you where I was when Nicholas won is 80s, you know, in 86, it was a fucking green jacket. I mean, that's a moment to me. Yeah. Literally. Yeah. And I loved it. Aided, breathed it.

I got so mad. I did not watch one PGA tour event. I watched majors because they're non-PGA and I'm glad no majors stop people. And I think the world golf scoring, you know, world golf points should come up with a system.

I get where they don't want $48 a field and there's also a no cut. So, you know, you don't know. And you can't do money. But there's no question in my mind, Dustin Johnson was the best guy for this year. Yeah. First of all, you know, how much money you won?

How much? Over 30 million now, maybe 34 million something. Go, call, can you Google that, please? How much is it? Dustin Johnson. PGA, live earnings. I wonder where those live contracts look like. Now listen to this.

Oh, they're, you, you know, You know what they are, right? No. Dustin Johnson got $125 million. He got $67 million. Phil Mickelson was the highest paid athlete last year. He got $100 million up front. He got $200 million down.

You got $100 million up front. Oh, he's going to pulling it up. Yeah, yeah, right? No, what does it say? Official tournament. That's career. I wanted you to, he got more money to sign with Liv than he got in his whole career. Yeah, I heard some of that.

Yeah, just put up Live, L-I-V. They offered Tiger. like a billion dollars. Look at this. Dustin Johnson, 35 million would live. One year. 35.

Did you know what every play is saying? Find out how much Liv offered Tiger. Did you know the best one, no? It was, there's a young guy, forget his name. Oh, Harold Varner.

Howard Varner goes over and he goes, listen, he goes, they talked about him coming over and he goes, this is my job. I don't have money. He goes, I'm trying to make money for my kids. Right. He goes, and they're trying to tell me,

I can't. Seven, eight hundred million. I thought it was more. No, I thought it. I know Jack Nicholas, they offered a lot of money too, Jack.

And you know, you notice Jack Nicholas has not said anything. He's smart. See, that's the thing. I wonder what's, what those live contracts look like as far as I can't, oh yeah,

yeah, you mean like, controlling them. Yeah, yeah. I'd like to know that. Like, you can't say no gay shit. No, I don't think so.

Dress like this. You can't be, have your shirt off. Like, I have some weird fucking rules. They have shorts on. They wear shorts in live. Do they?

Yeah, they change that rule. And that's the smartest rule they ever made. Why don't they, you know what I told? They probably can't speak out against the, I mean, obviously they can't speak out against the Saudi Arabian government. I mean, nobody does anyway. There's got to be some fucking sense silencing. See, maybe, I don't know, you believe it too much of the government, our government,

United States said, oh, we're open. We're fucking less open than them. No way Jay Monaghan told anybody. Yes. I think we're less open. Yes, absolutely. What do you think black funds are and all that shit? They tell you what they want to tell you.

You know, I'll tell you a quick story. When I was in the military, I was in a coastway, I told you I went on a boat, the ship called the Jarvis, which is out of Hawaii. It was a 378-foot high-endurance cutter. That was my second. That's when I ended up getting hurt in the Bering Sea. Well, our job was to go and force the 200-mile fisheries conservation zone.

Every country has a fisheries conservation zone of 200 miles. That means any ships in your water, you can check them to see if they were taking the right fish. If they take the wrong fish, they get fined, all this shit, a whole bunch of shit. So we used to do that. Well, we used to board Russian boats. We used to bar Maroo boats and Japanese boats.

We used to board other country boats. I was sitting drinking vodka on a boat with the heavyweight champ of Russia. Okay. And the propaganda that we heard about them was bullshit. And, you know, the evil, you know, the fucking Darth Vader's and every. Yeah, they have assholes like Putin or whoever the fuck it is. And we had assholes like Trump or this one. whoever they are.

I mean, not even Trump. I don't give a fuck who they. Biden. Biden's brain dead too. I mean, how sad is our country we can't get too fucking, other than these guys to run for fucking office? I actually like the gay guy. I thought Pete Buttigieg would have been the best fucking president. Really?

Seven languages. Listen, he spoke seven languages fluently. He fucking, God, there was a major in the military. He's the only fucker that ran anything. All these fucking congressmen and shit don't do shit. He ran the city. He was the mayor. So you could talk, talk to about what it is.

Anyway, the propaganda we heard about the Russia was so much bullshit. And I learned that back in the 80s. So at that point, I started questioning a little bit, you know, don't get me wrong, I'm an American through and through. I mean, I love my country and all that kind of thing. But I don't believe every word they say. I've watched too much shit that they do. And they're too big.

You know, when you see Kamala Harris, what she did, I can't stand her. I won't use the word hate, but I cannot stand. Actually, I had some people say that I threatened her and you're going to have the secret service at your fucking show. Oh, yeah. I didn't threaten her, of course. But that bitch, I think I said,

that bitch should be shot. You know, not like, you know, you'd say it offhand, something like that. And it wasn't. Let me tell you why. She had evidence and the actual fucking data to release 1,000 people wrongly convicted with DNA. She wouldn't do it.

She didn't do it. I think I heard this. Is that fucked up? Yeah, and she probably just did it for politics. It was political bullshit. Exactly right. Danny, it's frustrating. She's just trying to advance her career.

That's the problem with all politicians. All they care about is getting in the good graces of people that can help them or make them more money. Well, politicians are going to get back on Liv because that was a big topic for me for months. A question, have you watched Liv? They have fucking team tournament setups that are off the fucking. fucking charts. Really? Cap picks their team and

Justin Johnson and their team won that so much money. Pat Perez was on his team. See, it always made me laugh about this whole thing. A lot of these guys were talking out against Phil Mickelson. So Phil deserved the $200 million because he got the, because he was the first one that said this is right.

Why should we be held back? Everything else. He was right. And he was ostracized by a lot of the players that are playing and live right now, whether it's Pat Perez and he's was saying, you know, you shouldn't, you've got to stick with the PJs. People finding out the PG drawers bullshit. They fucking are a conglom.

They want to just, they just want to monopolize it. And they did. They think they get, did you know John Rom when he was the world number one money leader? Best person in the sport. He made 7.9 million. Do you know what Steph Curry made? 40 million. Yeah.

But he made, yeah, that's from the NBA. Whatever it is, if you take the highest paid of every. sport and you look at john rome who had the best year number one money list most wins 7.9 million now don't get me wrong they had a guy today last year the guy made by 18 million he made a lot of million what was his name uh holy fuck that that's how much i don't watch it anymore he was a good young guy came out of nowhere not young but yeah young

uh whatever the fuck my point is they were so underpaid they were so underpaid yeah uh the pGA tour were all the sponsorship money all the corporate money. They were way underpaid. And now you got to remember this for the guy that's on trying to get in there and making a tournament or even a top one 25. You know, you take a million dollars out of the top one, I think it was a million bucks. It's not as much as you think when you're paying the coaches and staffs and your taxes and your everything. The guy's fucking like me. Less. You know what I mean? He's fucking going to pay. If he pays 30% taxes, he's getting 700,000. Now, how much is he going for a manager and a trainer and a trainer and a

fucking a swing coach. And another fucking 20%, 30% on top of that. Okay, he makes half a million dollars a year. A lot of people make a half a million dollars fucking year. That guy's got no family life. He's on the road every fucking day.

He's fucking, you know, I know, because I know a lot of golfers. He's a carny with a dental plan. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. You know, and I know a lot of those guys.

And the PGA tour wouldn't change as well. Like, Liv change it to shorts. Every single sport changes. You look at baseball. They're coming with a clock this year. You know that. I don't know.

A pitch clock. Football changes all the fucking time. Baseball is one of the ones is like, oh, how much longer are they going to fucking drag this out? It's just a slow game. And that's what they're trying to get a clock in. Yeah. Because, you know, you go from football or fucking basketball or hockey and then you talk baseball. It's like fucking watching paint dry.

Right. I mean, you know, going from those sports. It really is. But every sport changes. And even like the, look at the big fucking sports talk. talking, like talking head shows. They never talk about baseball. Oh, they have, oh, yes, they do.

Really? You're talking about they have baseball shows. Maybe, like, for niche audiences, but, like, the big shows, like, undisputed or first take, never talk about baseball. No, yes, they do. No, they don't. Especially the World Series was great. I mean, maybe they'll mention it, like, fleetingly, but they don't, but they're only

from that sport. Like, like, don't get me wrong. I think baseball is cool. I actually. I love baseball. I like watching baseball. I don't watch every game. I like taking my, like a kid or something like going to.

Yeah, it's fun going to the game. I used to cut school back in the day. It's really fun watching them in person. But like it just seems like it's not America's past time. It's past its time. I don't know. My brother and I were the first two civilians on the Yankee school board when he changed the channel. We changed the, uh, got the new stadium in 1977.

We jumped over the right field wall, which is a space between the, the fence and the wall. Yeah. And we're indolably. You see, it's dollar. That's what they cost back then. A dollar. We used to cut school and net fuck school, jump on a train. I often look about kids today, the pussies they are.

I didn't take no fucking school bus. We had fucking city buses and fucking we would travel the trains. I was working at fucking 15 years old going down to Manhattan on a fucking train. I remember 1970. I think you could look that of 77 blackout in New York. I was 16 years old. And I got fucking caught in the subway system during the blackout. the fucking train went dead.

I'm in the middle of the hall. Fucking middle of... I hit under a fucking park car until I saw a cab with a light on. And, you know, I look at back... New York City by 77. See it? Fucking Larry's right on, man.

I've never even heard about this. The whole city went dark. For how long? The New York City blackout of 1977 was... Click on that Wikipedia earlier. July 13th, 40, two days, yeah. New York City blackout of 1977 was an electricity blackout

that affected most of New York City on July 13th through the 14th, so two days. Yeah. The only unaffected neighborhoods in the city were in southern Queens, Yep. Including neighborhoods of the Rockaway. Wow. And also, you could look at a city. What kind of fuckery happened during those two days?

I bet you it was like the purge. Oh, go look at, see, scroll that. I did co-op city. Co-op City. When I was a young, asked if Co-op City was blacked out. Was Co-op City blacked out during the... I'm sure.

I mean, nope. I think it wasn't. They said the only two cities that weren't. No, no, that's what. I think it's wrong. Watch this. Co-op City. They had their own generators.

We were watching it from where we lived, and it was light. Oh, it had generators. Yeah. Not generators, their own electrical plant outside the city. Oh, really? It's called Co-op City, New York. Was it blacked out? But I'm saying no.

I'll be pretty good today. My dates are pretty good. What do you think? You are. You got to like that. You know you're going to like that. You're on that fucking dick juice. You got a better memory.

You damn right. That dick. I'm going to show it to you. When I leave, I'm going to go in with me, oh, fuck, you could light that cigar, you know.

You shoot me up with it? Give me a shot. Yeah, of course. I've shot many people up with it. You got to go up city. Oh, there. No,

Corp City and the story of, yeah, just put his co-ops, was Co-op City, was Co-op City? I don't know. Did Co-op City have electric door in the blackout in 77?

That's what you got it. And you're saying it didn't? I see it. You say it did. It did. It did. It was lit up like a fucking Christmas Is he putting that? Are you putting that in?

Oh. I just want to see that. The, uh, the, uh, man, I think of my life, you know, right now, I'm 61. And, uh, I said, that's why I don't think I'm a live in 80. Open art surgery. My fucking back. You've seen this back? Yeah, man, who knows?

I'll show it on. I'll show it on your. All right. All right. Oh. Holy shit. Lined all the way from your ass to the top of your back. What I dropped?

That was the microphone stand fell over. Oh, this? No, no, no, this. Oh, oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, you're good. You're good. You're good. You finally, he can't find it.

It's all right. I'll get on my phone. You need a mic. I'd get on my phone. Get it. But don't worry about it. We just did three hours. Okay.

What? What's up? Three hours and 15 minutes, actually. What time did I get here? You got here at like 1.30? 1.30? Yeah. We started right away.

What time you normally go from? What time do I don't really? What? On air, you're going to do two things. You and I're going to do two things. What? I'm going to get you some good guests and you're going to get me some good guests

Let's do it I got some good ones for you Okay And then I was think I always think other podcasters And the guys that you can try to get You know Push people to

Or something like My son asked me to get Something from you once And what it was it I forget who's name Want some stickers Yeah I You know I wear your shirt

Do you really? I got another one for you I sent you a picture With me in your shirt Oh yeah you did You gave me the Pornhub shirt Yeah Yeah that was good

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and everything and so that's the real deal and that goes on if every Monday and Friday and we literally tape it's up so it's not every day no Monday and Friday Monday and Friday we have some really good shows coming up on that and I had guys like Randy Linnea CEOs and stuff congressman and stuff like that and then my youtube channel i still love that and i still do ask me anythings i do some crazy shit i got something else coming i got to tell i'm the tease it right here i have a cooking show we did out first i got some professionals coming down from california obviously

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Of course they do. I don't have the stickers for the porn one, though. Yeah, the porn's the best. All right, Larry. Thanks again, man. Thank you. I want to say thanks again. And are you going to come over to see me?

Yeah, yeah, let's do it. I'll come over. Next time there's surf, I'll come over and there. I'll have a surf trip. We'll come to pocket. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, good. I'll let you serve.

I know a lot of surfers, too. And they know when it's yet. And I'll hook you up with them. Let's do it. Have a great day. All right. Goodbye, world.