Danny Jones Podcast - #4 - Shane Lee

Episode Date: November 4, 2018

Shane Lee is a commercial fisherman in Madeira Beach, Florida and the star of Koncrete's 'DECK HANDS' documentary series. We had Shane Lee on the podcast this week to talk rock n' roll and what it's like being a drunk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Do we get a pair of them fucking fancy, fancy earphones, too? Do you want headphones? Do you want headphones? Do you want headphones? I don't know. What are we going to fucking... What kind of video are we playing? I'm just using to make sure the audio...

Yeah, we just used to make sure the audio's good. You're good. I just can't believe this, bullshit. All this fucking stereo equipment right in front of my ass. Let me take you to this goddamn little fucking show right here, fuckers. Okay, now... They come to my boat. I turn on the music for them,

But yeah, we got all of this created into one motherfucking stereo system. Come on, man. We're rolling over here. We're rolling. You're ready. You ready, Shane? Why don't? Here, have a seat.

Join us. Join us. Well, fucking, I was getting up a dancing room. Oh, yeah. What do you think I'm just going to sit here and do it? Oh, no. We're going to get some talking. Okay.

What are you allowed to talk about? What's up? We got Shane motherfucking Lee.com. Concrete podcast. On the concrete podcast. Fuck yeah. Dot com, fuckers. For all of you who might not know who Shane Lee is, he is actually the star of a docu-series we did

called Deccans. My favorite series that we've done for sure. Shane Lee is a local commercial fisherman from Madeira Beach. Fucking, fuck, yeah. What else? Tell us a little bit more about you. Well, I'm Shane motherfucking Lee. I live at Junction 666.

Yep. Just looking at the video right now. This is so amazing. Yeah, this is Shane's documentary called Deccans. This is the Deccans. That was the one that got me in there. This is where it all started for us. Shit, yeah.

Shane, what are we drinking right now? It's Lady Bligh and Coke. Well, fuck yeah. So is this like Captain Morgan or? Cheers, brother. Is it better? Cheerios. Cheers.

Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. So fishing sucks anymore I mean totally fishing So I've been doing red tie cleanup Well tell me first give you first give me How long you've been fishing? How long you've been commercial fishing?

43 years fuckers Always in Florida And Deer Beach or what? No, I'm wanted in four different states For killing fish Okay Fuck yeah No bullshit

Fuck yeah Yeah sharks fucking Yeah I've killed them all So on the documentary In the documentary we kind of covered what you do in Madeira Beach and what your role is on these commercial fishing boats.

Give me a quick background of what you've been doing commercial fishing in Madeira Beach for the past couple years. Just give me like a quick summary. For the couple years? Yeah, what did you do? In Madeira Beach? Well, we had a little problems there. I worked on one boat and they, well, I got,

my arms got infected because of some. pesticides on a boat. And, yeah, so I had to take off about six months out of that. When did you start fishing in Madeer Beach? 1978. 78. Yeah. Always in Madeira Beach.

No. Like I said, I'm one in four different states for killing fish. Come on, fucker. Fucker. Where are you from, Shane? Where are you born? Aurora, Illinois. Illinois.

Aurora, Illinois. That's where they made the movie Wayne's World. Hell yeah. Yeah. Fucking party on, Shane. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, Garth. Fuck yeah.

No. And what brought you to Florida? Names have been changed to protect the fucking innocence. What the fuck yeah. What the hell brought you to Florida? Ooh, he's a little runaway. So you ran away to Florida to get a better life? Fuck, yeah.

I ran as far south as I possibly could. from Aurora. And were you already fishing before you came to Florida, or you started when you came down here? A fisherman since I've been born, my fucking mom and dad, everybody fucking, we go fishing. Yeah. And I hate to taste the fish,

so me and Grandma would always eat motherfucking hot dogs. Fucking something, we cook the fish with them fuckers. But grouper is different. Yeah. You ain't catching a grouper up in Chicago. No. No.

Fuck, no. What are you catching up there? Crabbs. Yeah, fuck out. Man, we need to get space up here with this. Well, space. He just fucking... What happened to him?

Who's this guy? Who's this guy? That's fucking my brother. Ready. Fuck, yeah. He's not really in-year. That's what he says. That's what he says. Yeah. then smog rolled out of the front of my room.

Fuck out. So what are you doing nowadays, Shane? Well, I've had enough of this fishing shit and everything that's gone crazy with this red tide cleanup. Right, so we got red tide. So that's what I do. Can't go fishing. I want to help everybody here in Madeira Beach

because this is where I'm from. And so I thought, well, I'll just help clean up the red tide because nobody else will. Yeah. And I could stand to stink barely. Yeah, smell the shit. Oh, my God, I fucking puked my lunch. So how bad is it on a daily basis you got there

and you just clean fish up all day, dead fish? Yeah, it's getting more better. I mean, up and down the beaches. That's what we patrolled last week. Yeah. But then, um, fucking, now we're on the boat. Boat brigade. Yeah.

Fuck yeah. And so what, you guys go out on the boat to, what, different islands? and clean up and clean up right out of the water or what? Go right up in the waters and everybody's backyard fucking helping everybody out because I hate Red Tide

because I love Madeira Beach I love everybody around here and nobody else who do this shit but motherfucking shame motherfuckinley, motherfuckers out there in the stormline suit when's the last time you went fishing? The boat sunk

what boat sunk? Well I don't remember what the name of it was But, yeah, we fucking, we got, that was an amazing adventure, dudes. Fuck, yeah. Tell us about it. Well, fucking, all of a sudden, we wake up in the morning. Right. And we had these two fucking kids working with us.

They were cool as fuck, though. They worked so hard and shit like that. And the one little kid, he was pretty special. Oh, fucking. He was started. Yeah, but he was fun. But it fucking, yeah, so all of a sudden, fucking, oh, Kyle dude, man.

When the boat started to sink it, we had cosarred helicopters, airplades, we fucking had so fucking fun. So why did the boat sing? What happened? How does the boat just start sinking? Fucking, the goddamn, it started taking on a little bit of water, and then battery brake. casing broke.

Right. So it snapped the fucking high water alarm. About time that we figured out we were sinking. What do you're thinking about? Well, hello, this is the Russian coast guard. What do you're sinking about? No, I'm an American.

We are sinking. What do you're sinking about? No. I'm an American. The boat is fucking sinking, motherfucker. So how far? No, this is not the rushing coast guard.

How far out are you when the boat's sinking? 145 miles. West to geese. What happens when you're 145 miles offshore and your boat sinking? They just started making them blow their whistles. So it's you and how many people? Three others. Three other people.

Yeah, that was fun. And you're the most experienced out there, right? Right, you got a bunch of greens with you. You fucking shit. Fuck yeah. Or that could be kept in fucking the dirty videos. Oh, fuck out. Fuck out.

Oh, my God, you fuckers are crazy. Why are you so fucking crazy, Shane? Well, I want to think my mother, my father, my grandpa, Uncle Rocky, everybody. And you know who I am related to inside of that fucking whole fucking... Who? fucking tree things The tree? Yeah, what are the fucking...

The tree things. Who are you ladies? Jesse James, the otterious motherfucking gangster. You get your 23 and me results? The Jesse James? The original Jesse James? Fuck yeah.

Fucking get off the train, motherfucker. The bandit. My dad was General Master. So it makes perfect sense that you're a pirate. What happened there, dad? Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah And anybody that gets pissed off

About this whole situation You can kiss my fucking ass Or remember about the size of the dick Nine and a half By what By five and three quarters inches Around Tell him

What's that That's the size of my cock You get to suck If you hate my videos Fucker What do people What do people think about the videos I don't give them fuck

What do they say to you, though? They like it? I mean, I'm just me. Yeah, always. Come on, man. If you're not you, who are you? That's what fucking pissed me off, is that this, so I finally get this job working on the beach, right?

Fuckers? Doing what? Clean it up red debt? Okay. Okay? And then, fuck it, then I go to the goddamn thing to cash my check. and I haven't had a check because I always been

paid cash and all that shit right so you probably don't have a bank account no oh fuck though no no yeah it's in my pocket right now yeah

the same as always this yeah fuck it we don't need the bank to hold our money the pocket works just as good fuck yeah how'd you get all that money because you gotta work

for a 11 motherfucker So you're cleaning up, what, fucking dead fish? Fuck, work. You made all that money cleaning up the beach, cleaning up the dead fish? Well, I just, you gotta work. Yeah, for sure. That's one thing about Shane Lee that everyone always says is, I mean, as wild as you might be, as crazy as you might be,

you always are the hardest worker out there. That's what they say. Fucking tell it like it is, fucking Shane. Right. This dude is name is Shane to it. Right. And that's why I knew we'd always get along because we're both named Shane. So, I mean, it's a guarantee.

Fucker. Fuck, yeah. But that's what they always say. Shane might be wild and crazy, but he's the hardest worker out there for sure. Come. You fucking, that's what I was trained for my whole life. When I was a kid, that's why I moved to fucking floor so I wouldn't have to shovel fucking snow anymore. Bullshit.

I've worked to fucking shovel here more than I did. You're fucking fried, Shane. How did you get so sunburn? Well, because I got burnt fucking... Remember I told you that dude sprayed my bunk with rage and he fucking burnt me? Yeah. Hey, well, yeah, let's get into that story.

So that was recent, right? Yeah, so I was... So you're out fishing and what happened? You wake up one day and you're all fucking itchy or what? I come back home and fucking... I was... My goddamn arms had pesticides on it. What?

Did you know that, though? You didn't know that then, right? No, I fucking thought it got... Yeah, it's a long story. Tell me. Yeah, let's get it. We need a... Nah, I probably shouldn't do this

because I'd hate to fucking tear... No, that guy almost killed you. Fuck that. Yeah, he almost killed me. Fuck him. You got damn right, he almost killed me. Right. Yeah, and he confessed to it at the end,

but we're gonna drop that because... No, I don't think we should. Just tell us the story without telling us his name. All right, yeah, we don't have... Let's... We'll leave him anonymous for the sake of it. He knows who the fuck he is, but he knows. And this is all we got to say about this,

because So I saw the pictures Your arms I mean it looked like Your arms went into a fire It looked like your arms got burned And swole up Like Popeye size

Yeah they crack in that But they're red like they got burnt Yeah that was Pictures that you saw Was fucking two months later After the fucking My skin pop So for three

So we're not gonna talk anymore about this We need to get into it No we don't Come on We don't have to talk about it right now? No. They know who they are. They know what they did. If they really want to blow this shit out, fucking, well, we'll just look at the old paperwork from the hospital again. I don't give it that shit. You've been in the hospital a lot in the last couple months, right?

No, no. I think good. Oh, okay. Yep. All right. Yep. Other than what happened to my arms and shit like that, then the year before that was pancreatitis because I drank too much vows. That's why I switched to fucking rum fuckers. Yeah, but the rum treats you nice. Never been six sets. Six sets. Six cents. Six cents.

Fuck, yeah. We're drinking Lady Bligh and Coca-Cola. Yeah, I mean, this is going to be a different podcast for us for sure. We're pretty liquored up. And we have the Shane motherfucker here with us tonight. But, yep, we're going to design a brand, new Facebook for our fucking fans out there. Can we pass me that? Oh, fuck yeah. That was a nice

grease. I'm almost got it. Oh my god, you see his fingers work on that. Oh, my, wow, r, rha, rha, wow, fuck. So what else has been going on? What's been going on with space? Uh, he's got his new retard bike. Yeah. You see his bike?

No, we haven't seen him. We haven't seen him in months. Tell me about him. He shaved his whole hairs off. I saw a picture. He shaved his head. Yeah, okay. But now listen,

he's got this little fucking sit-down bike with a fucking cap this year in it. And it, fuck it. It pedals. He's got these little, too little steering wheelie thing. He's fucking, thing sucks. I'd put a chain steering wheel on it.

Oh, fuck yeah. What about what happened to, Yeah, so let's pull up this video. This is the episode we shot with you, the Laser Light Show on the Triple X. The timeout, the Triple X. What happened to the Triple X? Where is it? Well, it cost to be $6,500 because they pulled the motors and then the fucking, the hoses were left tied.

They didn't tie them up. What happened to the boat, though? It sunk. It's come. How did it sink? They fucking did not tie up the hoses. The hoses. To the pumps?

No, to the engines, because they got a fucking outtake engine. Fucking for the thing, whatever. But they did not tie up the hose. So the fucking... But you lived on that boat, right? How long did you live on that boat? I don't know. But I know.

I fucked over 35,000 girls on that boat. Fuck, yeah. Are the lot lizards? Or I've been, no, I've been fucked 35,000 times on there since I owned it. Fuck yeah, that's what I'm saying. I missed that. There might only been 20, 30 girls, but yeah, I fucked 13, 14,000 times on that boat. How do you get so much ass?

You get a fucking dazzling with bullshit, fucker What do you think? Is that gorgeous guy? Fucking, no, fuck, no. But remember, they all know about the cock. The nine and a half by what? Nine and a half by five and three quarters. What did you do after the boat sink?

Where did you live? I mean, you had to have found a place to live after that. What'd you do? Fuck, I really don't remember, dude. I'm fucking. I went straight to fucking hell, probably. Probably 34th Street a couple nights. 49th Street.

No, fuck. Oh, yeah, I went to 49th Street. What happened there? Well, because, oh, yeah. Somebody, fuck. Yep, somebody put some kind of stuff inside of my drink to where I was tripping my fucking balls off. Yep.

And what, you got arrested? Nope. They went to go find me help. Who did? The coppers, because I could not get out of the middle of the street after Jefferson's. So what did they do to help you? They took me the 49th Street, and then they took me the, yep, I wasn't under arrested, but God damn it, they said that everybody's going to give me some more help.

So here comes help after I go to the jails, and then I'm, And fucking, then here comes the ambulance people, and help what's over with. Fuck it. Yep, they strap me down decent. They strapped you up? Well, yeah. And where they put you? Over there at the hospital.

Didn't you tell me that... Guess what kind of fucking amazing question they asked, which was the hardest question in the world? What? What was my name? Fucking, God damn it. so out of it you couldn't remember. Fuck, no. Goober,

Warber. Fuck, yeah. Didn't you tell me that one day you were... Fuck out! Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck yeah. Let's get this shit down, fuckers. Let's get it down.

Fucking, come on, fucking pussies. Let's do this. Yeah, come on. Let's talk some more shit. Shane, didn't you tell me that you were tripping on ass? You tell me you were tripping on ass? one day and then the cops took you to 49th Street and they put on a laser light show

or something. We can't talk about this because that's the same adventure. Well, we gotta, we gotta talk about it. We gotta tell it. No, we can't. We have to. We have to tell all the stories. You can't get in trouble. What are you worried about? That's in the past. Because I want them all to be

my friends. They are your friends. They love you. Everybody loves you. The people out there, they want to know this shit, Shane. Well, This is all stay friends. Yeah, we'll all stay friends. Yep. Just tell us basically what happened.

I got fucked up. And? My friends at 49th Street helped me out so much. Just, even a nursey. I fucking, I love her so much. Whoever that nurse was that night, I fucking totally adore her. Because she, I was just, am I in trouble? She was like, no, we're just going to get you some help.

And that's all I heard all night from the beginning. A little bit of help. Oh, for sure. Holy fuck, I need some help. Help! I need some goddamn. Ow, fucking. Am I crazy?

Hell no. You tell me? Everybody's crazy. I want you to tell me that story. Yeah, I think I'm perfectly normal. I think you're all the fucking same. I want you to fucking tell me that goddamn story. story, Shane. What story? The one that you

told me when the cops put you in a room with the cop with the lights in the car. Oh, fuck, I can't tell this. Why? Nope. Why? Are you scared? What are you afraid of? You're scared to tell a story? What are you? Fucker, creeps?

No, I just don't want to tell good stories. Nope, I know, but... There's my Maryland Benson pitcher. And who was they get on? Let's talk about Marilyn Manson. What is Marylin? Marilyn Manson to you.

Stombed on him. Who was to get them? But... Fuck yeah. I remember that old part of that skit. Fuck yeah. What happened to the laser lights on the foggier? We gotta tell some stories on here.

Oh my God, I lost everything. God damn it. How did you feel when you figured out that the boat was sinking? Were you on it when it sunk? No, I was out fishing. And then what? You just came back and the boat was sinking. Gone.

So what do you do? You show up to the dock and your boat's sunken? Well, that fucking sucked. Right. So what happened, right? What do you do? Everything you own is sunk into water, right? Yeah, I know.

The one dude was bitching at me to fucking have it take it up. Fucking, a fucking, he was a creep, dude. Who was? The guy that owned the dock or what? Yeah. Doc Master, I lost everything I fucking owned right there. Except for that flag.

I got that. Okay, let's get that. No, I got them. We can't hear you because you're on the mic. Okay. Well, I got all them videos back. Fuck yeah. Of course, because they were in my fucking

emergency fucking landing kit. What about the speakers? I lost them pornos, but the speakers, yeah. You got the 901s? But I got the 911s. I got the 9-0-1s, but I didn't get the fucking pro studios. Fuck. Did you get the laser lights?

No. Nope. But I got the Iron Maiden flag. I got fucking... The numchucks? No. Did you get the Marilyn Manson signed picture? Yep.

Yeah, it's all fucking smoke, too, with Ozzie's pitcher. And you said you lost all the pornos? Well, yeah, but I bought more Oh, you bought more Where do you buy pornos? Where do you get them from? God damn fucking looking Hustler magazine Buy 15 for fucking $4.

Yeah, but you had DVDs. Fuck yeah, that's what I got DVD with VCR with fucking HIV with BVD, fucking HIV, KRX. I don't know people who bought porn DVDs. LMB, fucking PRX, fucking DVRF, fucking DVR, fucking DVR, fucking

DVCDA or whatever the fuck You got them all Did I do it? You got them all Right Fuck out I knew I would do it That's what I'm here

So how's your love life Shane What what Who you got you hit you hitched up right now You got a girl Yeah because hey all Every time I see Shane Lee He is always with a pretty good looking girl And it's it's

Yeah how do you get such good looking chips Every you know every time we pull up No offense but you're not the prettiest dude Is it your personality? You got money Fuck, yeah. No, I ain't got no money. Fucking let's, I'm going to go with B.

B, what's B? Personality. Fuck, yeah. B is nine by five and three quarter. Oh, well, that's the number three, that's from deck. Oh, that's option D. Option D.

Yeah. Where's Georgia? Georgia. It's up there past fucking Florida to the right. To the north. That's another. See, Shane's got all these things we can't talk about. That's why Shane's hard to interview because he, the fame went to his head and now he won't talk about certain things. Now we can't tell all the good stories.

He won't tell good stories anymore because he's already blown up and gone big time. And act like he knows nobody. No, I get in fucking trouble. You're going to get in trouble for telling us the truth about how some guy sprayed your bunkbed with a raid and you almost died. You can't even tell that. Yeah, fuck that guy, bro. He tried to kill you. Well, I don't.

Yep. So do I have to tell the story for you? No, no, no, no, don't go into that. We already spit that out, so it's good enough. What story can we tell? What kind of stories can we tell the fans, the people? It's not for me and Danny. It's for, I just want to say it all the world.

It's fucking fans here. That, yep, Captain's are fucking crooks, criminals, There's a lot of bad people out there. The boat captains? Why do you say that? Yeah, but there are so many fucking great ones. I mean...

What is it like in this? Like, fucking one of my favorite is Jeff. And Ricky Naves, fucking Danny Deal, Scott Daggett, fucking Randy. There's so many fucking great-ass captains out there. Yeah. And, but then there's a lot of rotten ones that I don't even want to say their fucking names. So let's not say their names, but why are they rotten?

What are they doing? Are they not cutting out the money right or what? Let's not go into that whole fishing thing because I thought we were here to have a funny-ass invent. We are. We got to get you to tell some sort of story. This is what we got to do because what we're going to do, for everybody, fuckers. We're going to make a brand new

goddamn Facebook fucking All right. For Shane Lee. At the end of this podcast, we're going to make you a new Facebook We'll tell everyone to follow you. Shane, start making a... Can you do this? Oh, yeah, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.

So you guys know how to do this shit. We got it. And so what are we going to do on the Facebook, though? You're going to talk to the fans or what? We just want to get so many... If you like me, hit me up about Facebook. Come on.

Right? If you hate me, don't hit me up on Facebook. But if you like me on this Facebook that we're going to do, hit it up. Right? Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The fucking bike is the one's going to. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.

So what else the fuck? What the fuck else can we talk about, bro? Well, I don't know, we're fucking A vagina About nothing God damn, man I fuck some fucking amazing Do you want to hear

Tell me something you want to talk about Oh my God, I got raped this year When? Fucking Like Recently? No, no, four months ago These girls are fucking

By a dude or a girl? No, all girls Oh, okay More than one girl The one girl fucking hit me so fucking hard I thought she was a dude she said

We're gonna Was it Hollywood Kim? No, she's dead Rest in peace The Hollywood Kim Yeah How did she How did she pass away?

Do you know? Have you heard anything? I don't know You guys are like You guys ran around The same circles Everybody knows everybody In Madeira Beach

Have you heard anything? Hell up I don't know I fucking She died of I think she was sick Right I don't know

Rest and peace To Hollywood Kim We did a good episode With Decker Decker ends on Camman. She was definitely super cool and...

Yeah, I'm drinking. You guys need one? I'm filled up at the moment. You're already... You're slacking. You're behind us. All right. Hold on. Let's put a shot for Hollywood, Kim. Let's do a shot for Hollywood. Yeah, let's do a shot for Hollywood. Let's cheers for Hollywood. Yeah.

Cheers to Hollywood. Cheers to Hollywood, Cam. Fuck yeah. Cheers, fuck yeah. Hey, but anyway, I want you to finish the story where you got raped. How the fuck this that happened? I was so fucking horrible. I fucked this one bitch one time

and I had my friend fucking come over. No, no, no. The girls that raped you. I know. So this fucking girl, Tracy. Yeah. So fucking no bullshit. Fucking I had my friend Gacoon fucking helped me rape this girl. And that fucking no bullshit.

I got fucking handed. Handed. I'm not shit you. The other two girls that were there are fucking brutally beat my fucking ass. We were just supposed to go get some beer.

Okay? Some beer. They got a bottle of Jack Daniels. So we drank it all. Yeah. Well, I was fucked up. They were fucked up. The one girl hit me. Fucker.

Take off your pants. I was like, holy fuck. She punches you in. tells you to take your pants off. I got raped. You got raped. Raped. Keep on.

I'm not shit, you know. Okay. So what happened? She punches you and tells you to take your pants off then what you do? I quit and I fucking pulled off my pants and I started spitting to insert fucking shit everywhere. Fucking. Yep. And then all of a sudden, motherfucking, the next morning came and I thought that was just horrible.

You ever stand? underneath a public shower and bathe yourself knowing that you are fucking raped. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, I'm sure the people are going to feel really bad about you being raped by a couple girls. I'm sure you cried your eyes out.

Well, I cried. Yep. Fuck it. Well, well. What else we got? Well, what else you wanted to fucking talk about, fuckers? You gotta tell us. Because you won't talk about it.

You won't talk about the stuff we want to talk about. We're interested in some shit and you don't want to tell us. Super secret Shane now. Well, okay, well, let me ask you this. Why are you so secretive? Are the people giving you shit for the Deccan series or what? Fuck it. I love my fucking Deccan series.

If there's anybody out there that hates me, just go ahead and don't watch it. It's a fucking simple. Does anybody ever say anything about it? Everybody fucking loves me. Everybody loves it. Nothing negative. Fuck, yeah.

Nobody ever says anything. There's a few negatives. Why? What do they say? Nine and a half by five and three doors. It's just around. Fuck them. Fuck the haters.

Are all deck hands fishermen? Are all deck hands in Madeira Beach commercial fishermen? Are they like you? Or are they normal people? There's no one like me I can't wait for the nights with me That answers that Fuck yeah

I am one of my own You are one of a kind for sure But thank you fuckers Absolutely Yep And definitely my favorite decade of all time You're definitely the coolest dude we know Fuck yeah

Fuck yeah Fuckers right back at you And everybody that loves me Fuck yeah We don't care I'm just here to help you We're just here from the Junction 666 and we're just trying to

fucking get by. Let's show him. 666. So 666 is what? The number of the beast. The Madeira Beach. Well, it's all cool. Fucking. So how is the

commercial fishing industry doing now if you were to guess? I don't know. I don't care. You don't hear anything about it? Nope, I'm fucking here to fucking clean up red tide. You're done with fishing. Yep. What happens when the red tide goes away? what are you going to do?

Go back to fishing. Why I'm doing it? Do you make good money cleaning up the beaches? Do you make good money cleaning up the beach? I'm fucking with a great bunch of people. Yeah. And they put me on great-ass equipment. It's fun.

How did you get into it? Because I'm tired of fishing. And I was... Met somebody at some bar. And all of a sudden he said, if you wanted to clean up a red tide And I was like, fuck yeah, because I can't stand the smell of it anymore because

I'm a Madurbeats motherfucker Fuckya.com Yep, and so I had to help make a little community, and these people, I can't even say the name. That's all right, we can leave them anonymous. Yep, but they fucking, they are the ones.

But they're taking care of you. They got you a nice room down there. They're paying you good. They got you the fucking watersuit. Whatever I want. If I want to go down there to the condo and live, sure, I got a room. No bullshit. I just pay my own, but they pay me a check.

Yeah. First check I've had in my life. Yeah. Did I talk about this? Yeah. No, no, let's get into it. This is the first check you ever had. No bullshit.

You got your first check. Ever. First check. No bullshit. Tell me more. And how old are you? Fucking 54? First check, all right.

First real life check, and guess what happened? What? Well, they've handwritten, handwritten that motherfucker. And that fucking, no bullshit. Fucking M. Scott wouldn't cash it because it was handwritten. So how do you cash a check? So I fucking go the next day to fucking to the bank where the check is from. Guess what happened?

I handle my ID, my Social Security card, two forms of ID. My ID is expired. Who the fuck am I now? This is what kills me. If you fucking, I have to use my ID forever. But who the fuck am I now? Farkers. So what do you do?

God damn. Who the fuck am I? I'm not Shane Lee anymore after 2016. So did you go back to him and tell them to give you cash? Oh, fuck it. No, I had to go to the goddamn fucking DMV and get a brand new ID to cash that motherfucking jack. Yep.

Who the fucking, who the fuck do you turn into after your ID expires? Whoever you want to be. Fuck it. Do I get a fucking, can I have a fucking guns? Yeah. Really?

Fuck it. Shane Lee's got a gun. The whole. whole world's come on done we can't give Shane Lee a

that's for sure tell me what you did do fuck out take out the gunman fuck it you ever see that video

fuck yeah fucking holy shit that motherfuckers are fucking nuts take out the gunman Shane Lee you're fucking crazy bro

you're the craziest interview we've ever had ever. Fuck yeah, fuckers. Is it all good? It's all good. It's all good.

Fuck yeah. We do it all. Fuck yeah. We do it fucking all. Fuck yeah. Fucker. Come on. Fuckers.

Fucker. Yeah. I'm glad you came up here tonight, though. Yeah, thanks for coming out, man. Oh! Fuck yeah. Hold on a second.

Why don't you want to tell us a story about the guy who sprayed your body with raid? That's fucked up. You don't have to say it. Just tell me why you don't want to talk about it. Because I'm going to handle this in my own way. You seem to get really upset when we talk about it. Well, because I really want to beat his fucking ass.

And that's understandable. I would too. Anybody would. That's not, you're not to blame for him. I really want to beat his fucking ass. I want to the ground. Yeah. You'd call me raid.

Right. I want to just for seeing what he did to you. If anybody tried to kill you, of course, you'd want to do that. I mean, that's, I mean, anybody. Maybe he didn't tend to go there. Shane. Come on, man. But,

am I a bad guy? Dude, would you go want to kill me? No. Fuck no. All I want to do is chill. Protect Shane Lee at all costs.

Protectshane motherfucker.com. Fuck yeah. Everybody loves you. Everybody wants to protect you at all costs. You're fucking you're the biggest thing in the beach. Everybody knows you and loves you. The guy for some reason doesn't like you

and sprays your bedroom with fucking bug spray. Yeah. That's a piece of shit. But you don't even know. So you sleep in it. And a couple months go by, and your arms are swollen up like they got in the fucking forest fire. They just started to get better.

I mean, really, fucking, they're not better. But look at it. Yeah, go over there. The camera's over there, so the camera can see you over there. Okay, so look at how the fucking thing just starts. I mean, usually I am dark as fuck. Yeah. I mean, I've been here.

You sit in your chair so we can see you better. The cameras can't see you if you're standing. Yeah, the light doesn't get you over there. So, fucking, I'm usually dark as fuck. Yeah. I mean, really for... I'm not bullshit, and you, I'm dark. But this is what I got after that.

Fucking little skin. Yeah, so a couple months go by, and then what, you can't even get up and walk, right? No. Right. You're just fucking stuck. Why couldn't you walk? You're so sick that you can't even get up.

Poison. But you don't know it's poison yet. No. You think you're allergic to something. No. And then so when do you find out that you've been poisoned? Somebody gives you a call and lets you know what really happened, right? Yep.

And he tells you that somebody sprayed the bunk with fucking raid bug spray to sabotage. Okay, yep. All right, scratch. Stop. We're not going to name nobody. Okay. We're not going to name nobody. Stop.

We've got to get something, bro. Nope. Okay, we don't talk about that, but how low, I mean, How low did you get when you were sick like that? Like how? What's the low? Yeah, how loaded? I got a fucking, I bought a gun.

I was going to shoot myself in a fucking head. I was so fucking sick. I couldn't walk. Nothing. I'm not showing you. I was going to blow my fucking head off. But I left the bullets at the goddamn fucking dock. I was going to fucking shoot myself.

Oh, bullshit. You were in that much pain? And if we want to get down to this, This is exactly what happened. I wanted to shoot myself. I fucking couldn't stand anymore. I'm so glad you didn't. All right.

Now, let's stop this whole part of that, the goddamn interview. All right. Please? Yeah. Okay. That's it. Salem's so let's go. That's the last fishing trip you ever did.

Oh, no. Fucking, the last one was when I sunk. Oh, that's the last one. Oh, you sunk. That was after. Come on. Let's do it. Let's do it.

God damn it. So, Shane, are you an alcoholic? Fuck no, I'm a goddamn drunk, fucker. What's the difference? Will alcoholics go to them meetings? You don't got enough fucking meetings, right? Fuck, no, I'm a goddamn drunk, fuckers. You're a drunk.

You're a drunk. I like that. Fuck, yeah. I like that. I like that. I like that. But being a drunk, you handle your fucking business, though. And you work harder than the majority of people out here.

By far, I do. By far. Fuck, yeah. I can drink and work. Absolutely. I know you can. Yeah, that's what I do. You drink and work.

Are you, uh, where's your home 20 now? Where are you living now? Oh, we have stayed at these motels down there. Fucking. Remember the fucking. Oh, the suncoast. Yeah, fucking. So you don't have a home.

Is that an amazing fucking. You just float from, from hotel hotel pretty much. Well, yeah. No, I can go up there to the fucking. fucking home 20. Where's the home 20? Well, where my buddies live.

Yeah. Yep. But, um, wasn't that fucking goddamn fucking slicker suit the most amazing

fucking thing you ever? Oh yeah, that slicker suit was unreal. Fucking just jump right in. We're going to have to cut that footage. We're going to cut the slicker suit footage in right now. Yeah. Are you really?

Yeah, we're going to cut it in here right now. Fuck, yeah. This is fucking good to be. So we went to go meet up with Shane Lee after a couple months last night, and we met up with him at his hotel where he lives at. And the first thing he did was show us his new slicker suit, his emergency sinking ship

911 suit for the fucking coast guard to rescue. It's the whole fucking car, though. The directions is port is four letters. Which is left. Oh, that's a good trip. Did you see my new flip-loft? No. Check these fuckers out.

I'll never have to buy shoes again. Fuck yeah. But I put them on the wrong foot. God's damn. Oh, class, Dan. Do I forget anything? Fuck go. All right, fuckers.

The boat is sinking. Let's go. Fuck yeah. Full float? Fuck yeah. Look, yeah. And reflective. So, like, gosh.

The horny car. Hey, so we pull up, where did you get the suit from, out of what car? Fucking, not the one that was over there to the... My right, your love. The horny car. The horny car. Why is it called the horny car? Because it horns off.

Are you fucking stupid? Right, what a dumb ass question. I don't even know why fucking... Shane, how old are you again? B? Yeah, how old are you? Well, there's 54. You're 54.

Do you have any kids? Fuck yeah. Where are your kids at? There's probably all over, fucking 20. All over the fucking place. Yeah. No. Yep, I got.

Ow. Fuck, yeah. Fuckers. Shane, what did you just fucking do? Why are you soaking wet? I fucking had to cool off, man. I'm fucking, my skin is burning, dude. What do you do?

You took a shower? No, fucking whore bath. What? The horbath. You can stand up and do it. Oh, fuck. Yeah, God damn it. Hold on.

I got that. What did you just do? Fucking horbath. What is that? Who's your favorite rock star? All of them. No, give me one of all time. Who is your ultimate fucking favorite, bro?

If you can play rock and roll, I love you. Who is your favorite? All of them. No. Nope. All of them. If you had to pick one, who would it be? If you were stuck on a... If your fishing ship sunk and you're stuck on the island, you get one fucking CD, what do you pick?

Who do you listen to? You only get one CD? You get one fucking CD, one rock star. Who do you pick? Fuck. Oh, my God, this is so fucking horrible. I know, but you got to do it. You're fucking stuck on island and you get one CD to listen to Ozzie.

I would have to go to my first... Johnny fucking five. In my whole life, I'd have to go with me. my first, Ted motherfucking Nugent. Ted Nugent? Fuck yeah. The Nud?

I would have to go with Nugent. Fuck yeah. That was my favorite idol back in the day. Shout out to Ted Mnuchin. Shout out to the Nudge. Did he inspire Shane Lee to become who he is today? Ted Nugent? Yeah.

Basically, yeah, because I'm a hunter. Fuck yeah. You are a hunter. Just like fucking Ted is. And he is fucking game on. fucking with every fucking yep if there was one thing

that all the viewers out there the people that have seen you that you wanted them to know about you for your legacy that they don't know now what would that be well motherfuckers I just want to let you know that I would party with you

just get down and fucking just have the greatest time everything in life is about having a good time. Correct me if I'm wrong. No, you're not wrong. I agree. Fuck yeah.

I'm getting them all dramatic about this. How do you want to be... Fuck yeah. Yeah, we got to get dramatic. How do you want to be remembered? How do you want to go down in the history book? Shame motherfuckingly.com, fuckers. That's right.

Fuck yeah. This is what we do. And maybe I'm crazy. You're not crazy? Why I know that? I look at everybody like they're fucking, you know, they look at me like I'm different. Fuck them. I look at them like they're the same.

How do you want to be remembered, Shane Lee? Shame, motherfuckingly. You are who you are. And that's one thing to be respected about Shane Lee is he never changes for nobody. He is him all the time. Oh, fuck no. All the time. Let's get this little.

bottle of fucking. Remember, I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a goddamn fucking drunk. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. What is your favorite drink? If you could pick one drink to drink for the rest of your life, what is it? Well, I'm going to tell you something right now. Yeah. I want everybody to try this. Okay. A little bit of rum. Yep. Okay. Now, you go to fucking... M. Dixie And fucking Get you something

That orange pineapple Juice Juice Okay No, soda Soda Soda Orange pineapple soda

Mix that with a little bit of that And I'm not kidding you That is totally Tropicana Is that what you call it The Tropicana Oh fuck Yeah

Like a Rackett Tach chad Chach Like a mariachi band Plays in your head When you drink it Oh my god, that fucking shit is amazing

right there. Fuck out. Holy fuck. That's the go-to drink. Orange pineapple and goddamn rumma-dama. Fuck yeah. That's the go-to. Come on, man.

Yeah. If it wasn't alcohol, what's your drug of choice? What's the best drug? Fucking all of them. Is it the... No, I don't do all of them. But is it the Potawatwana? Oh, I love Potowahua.

Explain to the fans out there what the Potawatwana is. I don't want a baby potta want to. I don't want a baby potta want to. I don't want to. Baby potta want to. No, that's fucking grass, man. How is the pottawana in Florida?

Fuck it, it's legal. It's awesome. Yeah, you can walk down the beach and smoke it anymore. Fuck out. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. You can just get down to it. What about the cosmic cocoa bars?

Oh, them goddamn things That'll be Saturday night What's going down Saturday night, Shane? Well, if you want to take this interview To a little bit more of a higher standard Yeah, we'd like to Let's do it Oh, God damn it

If we did season two of deckhands, what would happen? Fucking God bless you, fuckers I'm not shit I have fucking Are you down to do it? Well, you got to see my Halloween costume This is going to be amazing Fucking amazing

Enlighten us Yes What are you going to be for Halloween? I can't tell you until Halloween It's a secret? Super fucking secret Super secret fuckers After Halloween we'll post a picture of Shane

the Instagram, on his new Facebook. On your new Facebook. What's your new Facebook? Let's let everybody out. I don't know, Shane. Shane motherfucker. Okay, dot com. Let's try to do this.

We got it. We're putting it up tonight. Okay, let's try this. We're going to do it after the show. All right, let's wrap it up. Shane, thanks for coming on the podcast. Thanks for coming, telling us what's been going down, sharing your stories. Yeah, we want to thank you for coming out here.

Rock the motherfucker. Rock the motherfucker. Rock the motherfucker. Rock, the motherfucker rap! And we'll keep everybody updated on Season 2 of Deccans. And if anybody

who's hiring Shane Lee, he's a good fucking worker. Regardless of the last Deccan series, somebody might be upset out there. Don't hate on Shane Lee for being real. Protect Shane Lee, and he will work his ass off for you. Protect Shane Lee at all costs.

Hashtag. Come on, man. All right, Shian. Anything else you want to leave the people lift before we go? Rock the motherfucker, rock the motherfucker, rock the motherfucker, rock the motherfucker, rock. Woo! All right, Shane Lee, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.com.

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