Danny Jones Podcast - #5 - SPACE of Deck Hands

Episode Date: November 7, 2018

Space Lee has been a deck hand on commercial fishing boats in Madeira beach for over 50 years, and is one of the main subjects in our 'DECK HANDS' documentary series. Space joined the Koncrete podcast this week to talk everything from being locked up in a Bahamian prison, to robbing a church for weed money. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Three, two. Can I get a fuck yeah? Fuck yeah. Space, we finally got you on the podcast. What is up, brother? I just want to thank Jesus. Oh, look at that booger hanging out of his nose. I'm just saying.

No, that's a joint. That's a joint. Okay, it looks like a bugger. He snort in the joint. Yeah, because he actually lit it up and smoked it right after he pulled it out of his nose. So what's up, fucker? Are you filling in for the Pope? What's going on with the Pope?

So we have the Pope space? Well, what actually happened is Shane Lee is under the weather, and I got his girlfriend to steal his costume, and I'm wearing it because he should have been in jail last night because he was exposing himself to everybody with his. So he was the flashing Pope. Exactly. Yeah.

Thank you. All right. The flashing Pope. Oh, yeah. So does he know you took the costume? No, he was sleeping. his girlfriend took the costume. She tried to send me in again.

I'm like, no, this ain't going to work. So she got it. Yeah. I had to go get another drink. And then while I was getting a drink, all of a sudden, it was great. Awesome. Holy Jesus. We got a girl in the studio.

It's happening. Praise Jesus. It's working. What's your name, darling? Lexi. You've met her before. Yeah, but she's got the super sexy costume. Yeah, she does.

It's Halloween. Ooh. She might need the Pope outfit. The cold Eupilates. Be careful. I'm just saying, trust me, I'm a doctor. I would never cheat on you. The Pope's horny.

Oh, look, it's the timeout. It's still alive. It's alive in the memories. Oh, my God. So, dude, it's great to have you on here, Space. Yeah, love you, Dan. How you been doing? Yeah, I love you, bro.

What does the Pope of Madeira Beach been up to? I've been ice and boats Taking out fish Keeping the freaking show going Yeah Fuck yeah You know Everybody can't go fishing

Somebody's got to do the dog I've done it 33 years So yeah I like to sit at home I like to look at beautiful women like Lexi And that are not married Is better They don't get in much of trouble

But just saying Hey you know I'm home And I'm enjoying it And I'm being Very well taken care of care of not the best like a migrant worker. I make about migrant worker wages and I live like a there's probably migrant workers in this country that aren't even citizens that live better than me.

But it keeps the industry going. You know, cost versus, you know, you know what I mean? Last time we caught up with you on the, for people out there who haven't seen deck hands yet, space is one of the original deck hands. 33 years, baby. And last time I was with you, you were living on an island. Yes. Out in the inter-coastal. Awesome.

How was that going? Are you still out there? No. Thankfully to the concrete, the cops gave me a seven-day warning to move off the island before they would start writing me more tickets. Because I already paid $218 camping without a permit. You're not allowed to camp without a permit. Pine Ellis County, where I'm born and raised.

Thank you, Jesus. Just putting it out there. That's the law. Whatever. I can't fight it. Yeah. And so... Is that because the cops saw the documentary?

Yes. Really? They saw the video. They saw the video. Boom. They had me before. They gave me two tickets to year. I lived on there a year.

When I first three months, after three months of living on the island, I started out with the blanket. Yeah. In mosquitoes and rodents. Jumping all over top of me. That's when I went on a killing spree. Not... They wrote and ate your Twizzlers, right?

That's what made me go off. Because we had a little thing going. Fuck, yeah, you can't eat your fucking Twislers. You got to be respectful. We had a treaty going. You know, you don't fuck me. I don't fuck with you. That's right.

So then they ate them and you went on the hunt. They ate a hole through my tent and went for my Twizzlers. Then I was like, okay, no more Mr. Nice guy. Yeah. So anyway. Whatever. So what did you do after the island? The island?

I went to a $17 million. piece of beach property and moved in immediately. Where they're waiting to develop like, who knows how much money, though. I lived there for a year and a half. And you asked me, Dan asked me to see it with

our beautiful Lexi. He's like, oh, ready for season two? I'm like, yeah, well, I'm not taking you there, Dan, because the last time I said, but that's reality. But you can get arrested, but I'm like, yeah, but my reality is not getting

arrested, you know? So, I'm not putting you down. No, it's okay. But I led there for a year and a half until the southern offshore fishing. No, no, that's Bobby Space yet. We don't want to talk about that.

The King of the Beach. King of the Beach. Oh, I got to be a tournament. Yeah, oh, it's a party. Way cool party. Way cool. Yeah, yeah. Well, I took some LSD that night.

Oh, yeah. And I went back to my $17 million property that somebody else owns and I ain't paid taxes. I lived there for a year and a half after I get kicked off the island. So what was it just a peach of beachfront land? Yes.

Very secluded, undeveloped, undeveloped. Is it like condos going up there? The condos everywhere. The neighbors were cool. Until I lit a lighter and then accidentally the place went up in flames. Oh, shit.

All that underbrush. She was like a really windy day. Yeah. I was like, oh, I'll watch it. I was all tripping. I was like, I was looking for something. And then it lit up. I didn't, oh, I don't think I could stump that out anymore.

I was like, ooh, I got to get out of here. So I walked off and I went like 300 yards away, but it burned out because there's only so much stuff to burn out there. And it'll be much more lush because every time you get a burnout, you get slash a burn, you get the fertilized the ground, everything grows back faster and quickly. So it's not a bad thing. Nobody got hurt. But the neighbors kind of got pissied anyway. I'm sure.

I couldn't go back and live there. So I got my new secret spot that I'm not going to burn down. No more. We won't expose it. Yeah. I mean, I love to. It's a cool spot for a lot. You can't get in trouble for staying there?

Where? Where you're at now? Where you're staying right now. I don't know. City code might freaking go. against it. But I'm not staying on a boat. A cool place. I got Christmas lights. I got a DVD

player. I got a fan. I'm set up. Fuck yeah. I first started sleeping on a concrete and then as gradually, it's been six months I've been living there and everybody's cool with that. It's all good. I'm kind of like the night security guard kind of guy. Yeah.

I'm not a good security guard because everyone's my friends. Right. Yeah. You're the nicest security guard ever probably. But, you know, but still, I will fucking say something. Oh, yeah, for sure. Can be idiots. Right, yeah. Yeah, you shaved the beard, you shaved the hair, so now no one can recognize you.

No, I'm the Pope. You're the Pope. You're the fucking Pope. So this is like Space 2.0. Version 2. Yes, the new version. Thank you, Jesus. I like you, you didn't say 5.0.

I am not a Mustang. It's coming soon. We're not going to. So we had Shane on here last week, or two weeks ago. Yes. A couple weeks back, yeah. He switched up his drink. He doesn't drink the Bush.

He doesn't drink Bush. Well, last time. I was with him, he wanted to book. He's a rum bum. Now he wants rum. Oh, he's drinking. But you, you stayed loyal to the Mountain Dew and vodka. One God, one drink. Fuck. Yeah. I haven't even put anything in my cup yet, but I will. I will right now, actually. Yeah, I'm about almost a drink. Tos is freaking awesome.

Yeah. Titos and Code Red. Titos. Thank you, Lexi, for coming in tonight. I really appreciate it. Yes, we do. Oh, my God. I feel so blessed. So you've got a lot of fans out there, man. We post videos, and we just get a ton of comments asking about you and Shane and what do you guys have been up to and win is season two and what's coming next. Wow.

So, man, they love you out there on the Internet. They want to see more of you. They're begging for you guys. So we got to do it. Awesome. I have no idea because I'm not a millennial. I'm not putting any. Yeah, you're not on the Internet or nothing.

But if you Google more than three times a day, you could be a millennial. That's a possibility. I beat Google three times. You know when you get them questions that you don't get the answer to? Yeah. Have you ever experienced this? Or am I just?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes they'll have some fucked up answers that you're not looking for. Sometimes they don't have the answer. Google, you stumped Google. I stumped Google three fucking times, fucker. Really? I'm just saying, Google ain't God.

This is a little... Your God. No, my God. Hey. Holy Jesus. I love you. Repent. Repent.

You are the man. He's got a beard like I used to have. Well, I used to be... Yeah, look, we got it on the TV. Oh, like... Look at that. Look at that beer. How long did you have that beer?

Oh, that's a cosmic cocoa bar. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Did you bring any of those today? That would be cool, but they need to soup them up a little. They were kind of wimpy. Not as good as Amsterdam cocoa bars. Yeah.

Just saying... What, um... What was I just going to fucking ask you? What, um... Have you and Shane been... You still hanging out with Shane a lot? No. No.

Like, separating. He's doing his dead fish pickup. Right, yeah. You guys have my fresh pick. Yeah, which is a good thing because, God, this beach has been. It's fucked up. Just the longest ever in my life. Of Red Tide.

And you've been here for, how long have you been here? 51 years. 51 years. 51. In Pines County, yes. On and off the beach. My parents live like seven miles from, probably 10 miles from here. Yeah.

But in Mid-Ara Beach, there's two points. It's seven miles, no matter which way you go to my parents' house. Why do you think it's so bad this time? I have no idea. I don't give a shit. It's just there. Maybe it's to keep Shane Lee in a job. Yeah, to find somebody.

They needed Shane Lee to get a job. Yes, it's God. We found one for him. God's looking after Shane Lee. Oh. So one of the, your episode of Deccands just hit a million views on YouTube. Holy Jesus.

Thank you, Father. Have you had people come up to you? I mean, are you like local legends around here. For sure. Everybody knows you guys around me. Talking to you say not recognize you or do they not recognize you? No, a lot of people come up to you. No.

A lot of people do, but I don't even recognize that they recognize me for that. I just, because I sit and watch car. I like to look at beautiful women every day going to work and whatever they're doing. Yeah. So I don't know whether it's, you know, it's nice to have like, you know, see the same people all the time. Yeah. But they change so much on the beach. People come and go.

It's like I could see. People on vacation, tourists. Yeah. You know, some come down every time the same time of year. Snowbirds. Yeah. And some people, whatever, because they did the timeshare stuff out there. And they bought time share so they're forced to come down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll just say it. But there's some really cool people. And I met some people who took pictures and whatever. It's really neat. Yeah. Only a few bad comments. Like, one guy wanted to beat me up the other day.

Like I said, I'm going to do a podcast. He's like, I'm just getting it. He's from Baltimore. I'm from here. Right. Don't tell me what to do. He's like,

don't be going in and begging the beach and selling out the beach. I'm like, what fucker? Look. Look at Los Angeles. Look at New York. Look at Atlanta. Murder's killing.

Drugs. We're on Madeira Beach. Madera Beach is like kindergarten. Compared to that. Really? Come on. I'm just saying. Come on.

We're putting Madeira Beach on the map. The safest place on the world. Hell yeah. I'm just saying the safest place you could come on vacation. Right. You know. You know. And this guy was giving you shit for coming on the podcast.

Yeah. He was like, I was like, really, dude? Come on. But he's like, I'm just good. Like, the world's not going to collapse because I just came on podcast for one night. Right, right. I say, you know what I told him? Tell the truth.

Shame the devil. A lot of, a lot of people on YouTube, a lot of people on YouTube will like leave a comment saying some shit like, oh, you guys should interview the blue collar business. businessmen on the fishing boats, the people with families and kids who take care of themselves. You got, instead of filming these scumbags like Shane Lee in space, it's fucking stupid. Thank you. It's like, yeah, we would do that, but that's fucking boring. These guys are interesting.

You know, these guys keep it real. I'm black collar, so if you want to get racist with that blue collar crap, bringing on, fuckers, because I work just as hard. That's right. And I help more Negroes in this fucking. County in this world. In Colombians, I bought more cocaine than you bought. I put shoes on more people's family's feet than you have with your one little child,

your little three, four child. I've been taking care of multiple families with my party scene. Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus. Amen. Amen. Just saying. Yeah, that's fucking awesome. They can take their blue collar and shove it up their ass.

No, I'm blue collar all the way. I'm all the way to black. I personally like a white collar. Yeah, you got white on. right now. Pope life. It's like reverse Pope. It's supposed to be black

over white, whatever. So when's the last time you went fishing? I think it was April. I marked it when I went under the trailer. I live under the trailer

like a dog right now. That's my house. I don't pay rent. It's really good. But, fucking, I'm set up. I don't think I want to take a chick under there.

If a chick comes in there, I'd have to be scared. Something suspicious here. I don't know, but any chick that come under that trailer, he's got to be a special girl. Oh, yeah. She's a keeper. Oh, this thing bounces.

Yeah. So you're not fishing no more. What's the reason you, why haven't you been fishing? What happened to last have you been fishing? My attitude has to conform with everybody's attitude because it's a small confined area. You have to get along with the people. you work with.

You have to... So you're not getting along with some of the captains. Yeah. You know... Some, I love everybody there. Right. So it just, whatever.

It gets a little crazy sometimes. If you get the right people to work with, it goes so smooth. It's so easy. If you don't, it's the worst job in the world. Yeah. If you get the right people, any job, any job where you work.

You work with the right people. Your job is pleasant to go to. Everything you do is a pleasure. You get with the wrong people. people, or maybe I'm the wrong guy that time. You know, it's what you believe in, you know, the whole people, you know. So I don't want to go into it. Yeah.

Anyway, it's a really fucked up show. So we're taking the break from fishing for a while. Yeah, until I get the right attitude, then I'll go fishing. Go back fishing. More than a happy. Do you miss it? No. I don't miss it either.

I went out the other day to tow in a boat this weekend when the transmission went out. That's how I got the split lip because I have. had to do mechanical yoga. Climb over the engine, like, mechanical yoga. And to get in the position, my one arm's here, and you've got to reach under here

and you get this bolt. And I split my lip on the freaking transmission line, freaking, whatever, it was fun. But I went out of the boat. I felt every time I go out there,

it's like a health kit. It's like you get sober, no drugs, and it just feel good, man. and it's like on top of the world. But anyway. Then there's the drugs. But then you come back.

No, the drugs, no, no, I don't bring the drugs out. Everyone's all brings them out. I don't give a fuck about it. I go out there and clean up. You get powerful. You get fucking healthy. You come back good. When you get back here.

That's when it's like. Well, what else you got to do? Fuck it. I'm just saying. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty sickening. I'd rather be with women, but we're out in there. by men.

There's not enough women on this planet. Yeah. So that's why I got a lot of guys go to alcohol, drugs, because there's not enough women to satisfy her appetite, unless you don't mind sharing. Yeah, we need more women out here. Yeah, it's true. You know, and God, I went to Canada.

We had Hollywood Kim. She was a woman around here, fishermen. Yeah. Vodka Kim, you called her. Vodka, the third vodka, Kim. God bless her. Yeah, rest and peace to Kim. Yes.

Yes. That's sad. That she would even believe in Jesus after her father did what she said or did to her. It's got to be tough. He must have been religious. Yeah, religious is about getting fricking the pussy. God. Just saying.

That was a crazy story. You know, you're not having your limits, you know. How much damage are you going to do, you know? Just saying some people don't care. The guy was a cop, she said. Her backer dad was a cop. Holy Jesus. I didn't know that.

I didn't know that. He's a police officer. That's fucked up, man. She did her shit, but. I don't know much from what happened to her. Who knows? I'm not judging her. Right.

But she didn't have a little bit of belief in Jesus, so hopefully she'll get taken in, you know. That's kind of hard. Believe in Jesus after your father fucked you. And it's supposed to be a father loving religion. It's all about the father. And then he gets the power to his son and blah, blah, blah. So that's got to be screwy, but she hung in there, you know.

So who knows? That would be cool. Did you ever fish with her? Yeah, I went crabbing with her. Did you really? We all grab traps together. Yes, I did. No way.

What was that like? Pretty cool. She's a fucking cool chick. She's a badass. She could kick any man's ass, too. That's what you said. You fucking head chick. Like, you talk shit to her?

See, you better have a pocketful or kryptonite or you better fucking back down, boy. Yeah. She'd kick her ass. Yeah, she's cool. Yeah, she's cool. She was cool as hell. She gets up, but, you know, when girls get up and you got to knock them back down. Yeah.

Fucking just same. in a nicest way of possible. Of course. I like strangling them personally. Jesus. They love it. Yeah, I never feel good. Take it easy, Pope.

Yeah, I never feel good punching a girl, but strangling them is the way to go. Thank you, Jesus. It's a happy medium. Yes. No one gets hurt. So the other day, when we met up with you, you were telling me that you did some traveling too?

Yes, oh, but traveling. What was the story with that? Where'd you go? Well, I've been to great. Grenada, Dominica. This is a good thing about... And this is all since we filmed the last episode of Deccan. Ever since we filmed the last...

When Shane's first one come out, I was on my way to Grenada, which was a disastrous trip, but I got paid. Thank God. Yeah. So somebody just... One of the captains hit you up, and they're like, do you want to go to Grenada and help me out? Yeah. Yeah. I've got to take a boat to Grenada. I've been to done three trips.

That was my third trip. Probably my last trip. I would go down there again. They're cool people down there. but he got pretty scary. I did 40 days in the Caribbean, and I hit K-Sel Bank at five knots, the same time the baseball player from the Miami,

whatever that team is. I don't know. Devil-Rays. Yeah, one of the baseball players was on a boat in Miami, and he hit the jetty at 35 miles per hour. And died. They hit KSEL Bank. No, he died.

He died. He's dead, done. Oh, yeah. But I hit K-Slebank at five knots. Slower you go, the more chance you ever surviving. And what is K-Sel Bank? K-Sel Bank is a little reef out in the middle of the, it's kind of Atlantic Ocean, kind of Caribbean,

on your way to the Bahamas, Cuba, and Dominican Republic. It's just out there, these rocks in the middle of nowhere. And I was at the wheel, and I hit them dead on. Holy. What was that? Like, so what happens when you run into that? Okay, it was like this. Holy fucking shit!

Holy fucking shit! My cat wakes up, he's like, put it in reverse. I'm like, oh! There's like a nose print of our boat. It caved in, and we didn't go back to a marathon. We came out of a marathon. How bad does that fuck the boat, though? Fucking.

You could still drive it, though? Yeah. It was. cracked all the way six inches above the water line and the bowel crushed you in the whole front of the boat. I put in a... Luckily, my captain, as much of a douchebag as he was, had me hook up the forethought to hook up another pump, an emergency pump with a hose in it, and all wired up, ready to go, and he just had to hook it on the batteries. Yeah. I gave him credit for that. Nice. Otherwise, they don't give him credit for much.

Because, whatever, I'm not going there. I told him we were nine miles off, course. When I took the wheel, I go, Captain, we're nine miles off course. He's like, but that, whatever. Was he drunk or what? Fucked up? Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's fair enough. Whatever. But I'm not going to go into the whole boring technical, technical, where you can push the thing and it'll direct your course. Basically, you hit a fucking, they have an automatic GPS. Yeah, but if you correct your course, I'm going to just give this, just a real, okay, dumbasses.

okay, you could push your little fucking button and it'll tell you're on course. So when the next guy comes up to take the watch, it looks like you're on course, but you're not on course. It corrects the course.

You're over here. You're supposed to be going over here. Right. Now this dickhead's been going this way the whole time. Now he pushes the buttons and it'll give you a new course this way. Now you're over here.

You're supposed to be over here. Right. It says you're on course. It corrects your course. You're going to go that way. But now you're way. But now you're way over here. here.

Yeah. And what's in between here and there that you're not even supposed to be in that area, which I was, which I told them about. But night, night, termite. So this was like, how far offshore is this bank of rocks that you hit? Probably like 70 miles off a marathon key. 70 miles offshore. Yeah, probably 70 to 90 miles off a marathon key.

And we rode that fucker all the way. We were going to go in some Haitian little freaking island. I forgot what it's called. like whatever. We're going to Dominican Republic. Then we went all the way in the windward passage through Cuba

which is scary as fuck. Like the first time I ever put on a fucking life vest in my life. Really? Yes. Oh, well like scared. Then we pulled into Haiti which is really fucking scary because Hillary Clinton didn't not do a good job

down there. They did put a good dock in. Thank you Hillary Clinton and the Clinton family for buying St. boat dock. No, no, it's a commercial, like, big boat thing, but it's whatever. I'm just saying. Thank God they put some money in down there because that is a... If you can make Haiti a great place, you've got to be the best person in the world.

But they made Hawaii and Japan volcanic islands act great places. Yeah. Just saying. I don't think the French are the best freaking politicians in the world. So it was pretty rough in Haiti Yeah, Haiti is brutal Frickin, God bless those people They need help fucking

I gave them everything in a clod And they were asking us for water I needed water from them They wanted to get water off our boat I'm like I've been at sea for 10 days And we got no water They're asking us for water dude

That's scary Yeah that's not good when you pull up That's fucking scary I'm just saying I had candy That's a good thing I gave it a candy to the kids Yeah

That works good Whenever you go Wherever in the world Bring candy for the kids Hell yeah Just say it Yeah They'll try to ask her

For the dollar Just give them candy Yeah Just saying Holy shit I've been to a lot Of poor countries In this world

And I don't go When I go to other countries I don't go to the rich Place I go to the working areas The ghettos Poverty We're trying to bring them

A means to make more money You know what I mean? That's cool. That's cool you do that. A lot of people don't do stuff like that. Yeah, I'm getting paid, but it's not great pay. It's just enough, you know, have a little drakey, drakey, come back home. If I don't give it all away when I'm there. Yeah.

Okay. And you guys were on your way to wear again? Grenada. On your way of Grenada. You made a pit stop in Haiti. Pits stop in Haiti. A marathon. Oh, God.

I don't even want to go into a truly boring, horrible. And Dominican Republic, which is actually cool. Yeah. But my captain, whatever, God bless his soul. He's dead now. He's dead. Yeah. We went to St. Croix, where I killed the town of Guana.

Because we didn't have no food? Fuck, yeah, on camera. But I had to sneak it. How did you kill it? With a bandit paddle. One of the paddles that go off a bandit reel? Yeah. It's like a fiberglass paddle.

Well, one of the guys in that thing's pointing out the iguana, like, cool. So I went up trying to be friendly, but it wouldn't be friendly. I was like, motherfucker. I went back to the boat, grabbed the paddle, like give them one more chance. Are we for it? You didn't want nothing to do anything.

I fucking cracked them over the back of the head. Then I noticed there were cameras everywhere. It was like the fricking, the dock where all the people come in with their cruise ships and shit. Oh, shit. And I'm like, there's cameras everywhere. So I grabbed him by the tail,

and I kind of put them by my side, and I go to the boat and toss them like that on the boat. Then I skinned him, clean them. You ate them? Oh, I put them in the oven at 375 degrees with a fucking pot of Spanish rice. Because that's all I have was he left over. We were running out of food.

I've been out of sea like 20, 30 days. Just we only went out to go. We were posted up for two weeks. That was what the trip was supposed to take. Yeah. But because my captain, who wants to take somebody's personal boat and go on his own freaking tour, you know, they're paid for it. it. But he don't pass

any money onto the crew. He might give you a couple beers or something. This guy's just trying to take a vacation with you. Yeah. And whoever owned the boat to hire us and he goes and runs around all these islands and gets paid for it. Yeah. And what the fuck? And I'm getting fucked the whole time.

I'm like, I hope I get a paycheck when I get back. Your fucking skinny iguana just to fucking feed yourself. Oh yeah. It's pretty good. A little tough. How did it taste? Good. Like chicken. Like chicken. I've never ate iguana. A little tough, a little good.

I think if you slow-cooked it, it would come out better. But it was very good. I was impressed. So then where'd you go after that? St. Croix, we straight ahead, straighted for Grenada after that. That was the last stop after we passed Puerto Rico. Because I wanted to go, there's Mona Lisa's path. I don't know if it's Mona's pass.

I call it Mona Lisa, but that's going through Puerto Rico and Dominican Republic. Yeah. Rather than a wayward pass, which is much, windward pass, which is much more dangerous between Cuba and Haiti. Which is cool. It's like prehistoric waiting for Terradactyls to come out of the sky and grab you. It's like going to Haiti is, oh, uh-oh.

So what happened after you killed Nate the iguana? Yes. And then where did you guys go after that? Went to Grenada. Grenada. That was the destination. Grenada. How was it there?

It's cool. Yeah. I found a really good Chinese restaurant. Fucking. Really? Yes. And they serve what it's cool. called.

That's yours? Yeah. Yours is still up there. Jesus Christ, what's that name? My red cup? I'm trying to say, it's, they call it conch here, but down there, it's not Campari, that's the drink.

Oh, that's the pimp. I'll get to the pimp. So you got a fucking Chinese restaurant. That's a step above killing eating wild iguanas. Yes, definitely. And they had really good food that goes down really good. It's really out of place. You know, like,

Yeah, for sure. Chinese, it's all colored people. Well, in Mohammed, they told me I'm colored. I'm white, so I'm colored. Yeah. You're the minority there. But, yeah, Chinese are a very big minority, and there's BS. OBS.

Yay. And then, so what did you guys do when you were in Grenada? Besides eat Chinese food. Wait for my plane ticket to get out of there. Oh, you were to fly home? Yeah. I got my little French curls or whatever. Yeah, fly home.

I went to JFK and I had to run through the airport like OJ because my plane was late and all that stuff. That was really cool. So the customs officer was really cool there, not like the one in the Bahamas. So anyway. When were you in the Bahamas? Last year I went to. Was this a separate trip? Yes.

Separate. Because sometimes when I'm not fishing, I deliver boats to other countries so they can profit like fishing. like fishing boats, they buy boats from us, and then they can, you know, bring money into their community. Yeah, it's a good thing. Hell yeah. I go to the ghettos. I go to the, I don't go to the rich places where, you know,

you know, I went to Panama. I wasn't staying at the Hard Rock Cafe, you know. I did go there just to check it out. There is one there. Yes, all right. And there's a Trump Tower. I went to Trump Tower. No shit.

Fuck, yeah. In Panama? In Panama, yeah. You know, the Panama Canal thing. Trump's got his own tower down there too Of course he does And I won my dollar back But I left because they didn't have smoking in the casino

How can you gamble without smoking? Yeah, that's drinking. That's odd. I'm just saying If I'm gonna fucking gamble, I want to be smoking like a fiend. Fuck yeah, I'm saying. Absolutely. Just saying.

So tell me what you were doing in the Bahamas. Which part of the Bahamas were you in? I was in Nassau Bahamas. I took a flight from here to Toronto and I went into Newfoundland. It's just in New Finland. I meant some chick from New Finland too, or boyfriend, whatever.

That was kind of freaky. Whatever. Anyway, and I went to Nova Scotia and picked up trap material. My first time in Atlantic was really, I was really scared, God bless me. It was a beautiful trip. Summertime trip, July.

And I went to Nassau, and the poop hit the fan. Uh-oh. What happened? Oh, oh. Holy Jesus. Well, we brought this boat down. We didn't go to customs, so they were pissed about that.

We parked on some dock instead of the customs dock, so they were pissed about that. Yeah. I'm supposed to fly out in two days. Give me my money. Fly me out. Well, this boat's too big. The guys that bought it didn't have a dock to place it.

So I'd hire up some Rastafarian guy that claims he's the devil for, a week. I'm not getting paid for this. I'm spending my money that they gave me that I'm supposed to be out of this country. Right. Which was good. I got to meet a lot of straight people and all that and good you know, oh, cool, there's that

clam shelf. Yeah, that's the island. Oh my God, that was so cool. I love that place. That place was sick, man. Oh, my God. But anyway, so. So, how long were you there before? I was a week at first,

until I did two two weeks in prison and Foxhill prison In Nassau? Yeah Well how did you fucking end up in there? I tried exercise my right

To not be hindered In the customs line Which there was only three people online So I got, Why am I being hindered? They handed me over the Permanian police Or not paying a mania I mean police

But whatever Yeah I'm like really For what though? You had to been what was what I don't know

if I said an F word or not I didn't I tested them maybe because I had long hair and a beard okay I don't know

he's a Polish officer Polish American but they single you out Zinski or something shit like that I don't know maybe he wanted to get

booted out of the Bahamas he didn't want to be in the Bahamas anymore maybe he thought I was somebody special to get him a job somewhere

in like Hawaii or some shit like that but and he hit him over to Bahamian police. And I was like, you're a fucking pussy. Yeah, what the fuck? Add to Bahamian police says, you can't say that.

I'm like, what? But he's a fucking pussy. So every time I said fucking pussy, that was a $60 fine. Every time. And how many times did you say it? I don't know. I didn't know. The charges kept adding up.

So you rang a tab up on that one. Whatever. By the time I got it cost to be $2,500. I was sentenced to seven months in jail. and I don't think I would have lived to see that seven months in jail. I don't think I would have lived through it. Maybe, maybe, I don't know. Maybe if they kept me in protective custody or something,

but I don't think I would have lived. So how long were you stuck in there? I was only there two weeks, and I spent two days in an immigration center after that, which was really cool. They had all the Haitians and then freaking Chinese, all the people that tried to, you know, break it through Trump's freaking wall.

Yeah, his big one. Tear down the wall. Yeah. Fogne down. Tear down. Tear it down. Yeah, I fucking went down in Germany. It will go down in America, fuckers.

You're going to be as racist as you want. But people have treated me good in other countries. They could have killed me. Wipe me out. And I'm going to thank Jesus for that. Because I said the fucking, my prayers, I've walked back from Nicaragua to fucking America. I've been in some fucked up shit in these other countries. I go down with these boats and,

fucked up shit happens, you know? So, just saying, that I've made it home every time. They had to kill anybody. Well, not everybody has the wherewithal that you have to survive. Not everybody has the instincts. Like you... Sure they do. You...

Not everyone has it. A lot of tourists that some tourists don't know what the fuck they're doing when they go down to these places. They don't know how to deal with people like that. You helped out with a lot of different walks of life. Well, you believe in love, you can make it anywhere. Amen to that. Saying that. Loving is the way to go.

You want to get shitty? They'll get shitty right back with you. That's right. You want to be some loving. Loving is the way to make it in this world. That's true. You got to be positive. That's true.

I wouldn't be wearing a Pope hat if it wasn't for that. Fucking right. Thank you, Shane, for falling asleep tonight. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Thanks to Shane Lee for this costume. Holy shit, dude. Just saying, put it out there.

Love it. You want to travel? Don't travel this world unless you're in love. or you got a lot of frickin' money to pay the fuckers off, you know? Just saying, you better love somebody. Fucking, but that didn't work out when you went to Foxhill Prison.

That's supposed to be like one of the most inhumane prisons in the world. Third, third. The third most. I think there's worse prisons, but it's pretty crappy. What was it like with it? I mean, you're probably a few white people in there, but not many of them.

I was like probably one of the five white guys in the prison is like 15, 1600 of overcrowded. It's only meant for like nine. 900 people and they got, that's how prisons are everywhere. Yeah, yeah. So what is it like in there? It's a real dirty in there. I mean, American prisons are a lot of different out there. Big rodents like this fucking big

running around. I slept on a cardboard box. That's a lucky God, I was like a blessing. To sleep on the cardboard box. Oh, God, yeah. Fucking, oh, it was like. Rat infested? Rat infested. Big giant fucking running around from cell to cell.

You can't drink the water and shit down there, right? You can't drink the water. It's brutal. You only get to flush the toilet one time a day. So you're in a cell with three to six guys. It's only a two-man cell. Right. Which they clog up three to six guys, which

gets real brutal. You know, thank you, Dominican Republic. I was locked up with some Dominicans, and so they were really nice to me until I wanted to become my wife. Now I'm going to work there. I got released. Thank you, Jesus. What do you mean he wanted to be

your wife? Yeah, what do you mean by that? Well, I went to court, you know. He try questioning me. It's like trying to get, they're trying to get me to be a captain or something to run people out of the country.

They got busted for fraud, whatever. They're like, how much would you be a captain for? Like, I'd take $300 a day. That's the going price. But not to smuggle people

in and out of the country. Yeah. And how fucking fuck you. I don't even want to talk to this conference, but he'd always try to get stuff out of me all the time. So I'd go to court and you have a meal waiting for me. Like, then he started questioning me.

I'm like, that wouldn't answer the, question, like, I save this meal for you all day, and you won't, the way you treat me. And I'm like, oh, shit, we're about the fucking fight. Lucky me, the other Dominican one's a badass motherfucker with like 10 children, and he knows how to deal with shit. So it was cool, so, but, oh, like, damn, we're going to get down the playground. You got to get the fuck out of there. But thank God the guards come and like, it's time to go.

Then off to the immigration camp, was totally cool. Why do they ship you do an immigration? camp, though. Because I had to wait to get on the plane or whatever. We had to go through their customs whatever. So they just make you wait there? How long? I only waited two days. I got really lucky. There was another guy

that got caught smuggle and pot onto the cruise ship. Yeah. It was a security guard from Virginia. Poor guy. Jesus. What a sucker. Poor bastard. Oh, my God. It was horrible, you know. God damn. It was a little like

like I don't even know just a little little pink stinky thing yeah God I'm coming back on the cruise ship

that fucker was stuck there he was in there with me so that was funny holy fuck but like when you were in

the Foxhill prison I know you can't drink the water in the Bahamas right now so how do they feed you and give you water

what's a food like the food sucks ass it's horrible I I swear to die it's

it's horrible The only good thing you get is a cup of tea because it's a British. Scotland runs in. Well, they don't. It's owned by a... Yeah, Scotland. It used to be the Brits, but it's actually...

It's owned by Scotland. Whatever, but they went... They went... Can you Google it? Who? Who are you looking at? They went... Scotland does the judge thing,

but Bahamas went in 1974 declared their independence. So, however that works. But Scotland is in charge. of frickin the Bahamas. Okay. It used to be the United Kingdom, but... It's just like the U.K., you'd drive

on the left-hand side of the road. Yes. Yeah. The Bahamas became an independent common wealth realm in 73. 73. Retaining Queen Elizabeth the second as its monarch. Right.

Where's Queen Elizabeth from? Yeah. I don't know fucking know. She's that, I think that's the UK, London, and all that stuff. Oh, yeah. I think so, too, yeah. I don't know how we're going to do international.

Fucker rock on. Yeah, rock on, Mountain Dew and Code Red and vodka. Amen. So what did they actually feed you there? Grits? God, I got really sick in there, too. It almost was good. It was actually a big plate.

I don't remember what it was. Maybe it was corned beef one time, but it made me sick as a dog. And I like, I almost had dysentery, you know. It's crap. Because you got crap in the toilet with three guys. We only had three guys. We had a fourth guy one day. And they only flush the toilet once every morning.

And usually a lot of prisons they don't put up. Be like, they don't want to beat your asses for farting. But every time I had fart, me and the other guy, Dominican, would be like, thank you, Jesus. So like we went, you know, there wasn't no hating going on. Well, some jails you begin to fight, you get your ass kick, your legs broke, fucking beat the down death. And fortunately, I was blessed. with some really good freaking cellmates. Yeah.

And whatever. Well, thank God you got the fuck out of there. Yeah, amen. Thank you. Thank you. So how did you end up getting out of there? Somebody bailed you out of it? Yes.

The Pruitt family bailed me out from Madeira Beach. And they heard you were in there? Yeah. Pruitt. Is in Dean Pruitt? Yeah, Dean Pruitt. Really? We interviewed him on deck hands.

Yeah, yeah. He had all the stitches on his hand. He's the guy, like, in the title sequence. Sure. With all the stitches. That's Dean Pruitt. He, he, he, he. He, his family bailed you out.

Yep. Him and my Colombian godmother. Man, that's super cool. Awesome. I love them. They're so cool. Hell yeah. Yeah.

They're like the best parents you could ask for, you know, besides your own parents, you know, because your own parents will let you do stuff, and they'll tell you to go screw off until you change. Yeah. You know, but they, every now goes both ways, you know what I mean?

Yeah. So it's all good. Thank God they bailed you the fuck out of there, man. Yeah, I do. Because I don't think, I don't know if I would have lived, you know. Seven months in there? Seven months? That's a crappy-ass prison.

It ain't like Pinellas County Frickin' Holiday Inn. Lexi's leaving. Happy Halloween. I love you, Lexie. Don't leave. Trick or treat. I swear I'll be good.

Bye, Lexie. Pope. Tutsi pop. Holy shit. How many Lex does it take to get to the bottom of a touchy? We're about to find out. A one? A one.

And this really is truth. A whom? You don't do this, you make a dinner. That's right. A three. A who? Mmm. Damn.

What flavor is that? How about that look like a porn fucking slut? What is that? Cherry? Oh, yeah, he crunched it. The whole thing's gone. Three bites. If you don't do that, you ain't get you.

Three, motherfucker. Look at that fucking finger. Holy fuck. Oh, look at this one. This is my new one. See how it's tilted? What happened? I'm not flicking you the burb.

I hit it in the ice machine. See how it's crooked? Yeah. You see how it's like tilted to the left? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I cut it down like to the ligaments. Triggin, I'm chinking ice. I hate this little ketchup.

Whatever. You don't get paid for this. Ain't no $16 million finger. God damn. Those are some deck hands right there. You want a job? Keep your mouth shut. tape it up, go back to work.

Jesus Christ. But anyway, that's the way it works. So thank God you're finally back here. Thanks to the Purit family, they bailed you out. Fox. Fox Hills. Fox Hill. Fox Hill, yeah.

Fox Hill President. And then what's been going on since then? I don't know. It might have been more entertaining than goddamn Atlanta's shit paradigm. It sucks. That's like another prison, but it's a fancy brother. What, you're in Atlanta prison? No, Atlantis.

Atlantis. Atlantis is, like, like the biggest resort in in Nassau Bahamas. Yeah. It's a prison. It's an expensive prison. For rich white people. Yeah. I've been there before.

It's fucking... They don't leave the island. They just stay on that island. They might go out for a little tour. Then they go back to the island where it's all security. Yeah. You know. That's where Ben goes. It's not reality. Yeah. I can see Ben.

Ben goes with him. It's not a realistic place. Yeah. It's like going to Disney World. Yeah. But you went to fucking Fox Hill. Yeah. And I fucking state. I don't remember the place to stay. I was down in the shanty

town where the fucking shanties, right? What's it like out there? It's cool. They're all people trying to make it. Yeah. But they're poor. A lot of fishing down there too and stuff? They do a lot of conch fishing. They got a lot of rules, though. They got a lot of laws. The fucking

conk is so good in the Bahamas. Oh, yeah. It is. Oh, yeah. The grilled conk. It's good. So I got the freshest, stuff prices. And the people are really good to the people on the street and the poor people. Yeah. The real people. Not the fucking Disney World people.

Yeah. You know, they wouldn't even like, I almost stuck through the back gate. They're like, do you wear Garrett? No, you gotta go around that gate. You cannot. I tried to sneak in to Atlantis. Yeah. But I couldn't get it. Fuck, you know. They're like, criminal.

Fuck it. I should have worn a Pope outfit. Yeah, if you would have that, you were in for sure. Bucket, step aside. But they're Baptist. That's a big Baptist country. Oh, yeah. They ain't Roman Catholic. They're Baptist.

Damn. Pure Baptist. Really? Oh, yeah. So you're pretty religious, it seems like. You definitely believe in God. Sure. Did you grow up that way?

Sure. Yeah. Yeah. I went to church. I played pool and church and all that. Robbed the church. I used to go in and get money. I used to rob the offer and so I could buy a bag of fucking weed.

You know? Fuck, yeah. I go fucking, I love church. But you're a firm believer in Jesus and stuff. Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah, I wouldn't have lived this long. I'd be dead. Yeah.

If I was a Jew, I'd be dead. Really? I tried being a Jew for about five years. I quit eating pork. Try to flee, you know, follow Judaic law. Then I was like, I'd be dead already. Why would you want to try to be a Jew? Because I want to get closer to God.

I want to find out. You want to try all the religions? Just try different religions? No, I want to find out. I'd make my life better. and to be a better person on this earth. It's just some scumbag piece of crap that parties all the time, which is fun, but there's people that do it better.

So I want to find a way to do it better. So we got like you believe in Jesus worship the Lord. We should have a camera over there too. Yeah. We're missing an angle. We don't want more camera. And then we got the total other end of it. We got Shane Lee, the devil worshiper.

Well, it's all good. You got to bounce to the other. It's like the yin and the yin. Yeah, the yin and the yin. Yeah, but you've got to be crazy to want to burn in hell, but that's not his idea like you party in hell and all that stuff. So whatever, I don't know. I just think wanting to burning hell forever.

Yeah, that doesn't sound like. It's stupid. I like trying to talk a man of it all the time. Like, you know, I'll try to, whatever, stort them. Yeah. Converting. You know, like, ask everyone, I'll try to, like, give me tell you, like, say you love Jesus.

I could see him squirming around like that too. That's Shane. Yeah, that's Shane Lee. Okay, here's two bucks. Well, shit, you guys got Madeira Beach. I mean, you guys... What do they call it? The devil's dandruff?

Cocaine is the devil's... Did the devil make cocaine? No, God made cocaine. The devil just abused it, that's all. Okay. I used it to fucking twist people's souls and minds. Everything that is created by God is of God and for God. And the devil tried to use it to manipulate people and getting what he wants.

Oh, okay. That's all fucking, devil didn't fucking create it. He uses it. Right. For his fucking lovely purposes. For his pleasure. Yes. For his and Shane Lee's pleasures.

For his and Shane Lee, the devil and Shane Lee. How long have you known Shane Lee? 33 years probably? 33. 33 years. Are you born and raised down here or where you're from? Yes. I'm from the South. St. Petersburg, Florida, born and raised.

I lived here all my life. My parents are both born here. Yeah. I think I don't know about my sperm daddy. I'm not sure where he's from. Your sperm donor dad? Yes. Well, he would try to be a good dad, but my mother, you know how freaking women are.

I don't blame him. They're tough. Do your wifely duties. Yeah. Fucking. Really? I'm just saying, love you. But, you know, if you're not doing it, you got to go somewhere else to get it.

Just say. Yeah. It's not right, but it may not be wrong. I don't know. We'll find out when we get to heaven. You dumbass this. You cost so much fun at trouble. It's so funny.

Do you see any younger kids trying to get into the fishing industry, like being deck hands, like kids that are younger, like in their 20s? Barely. It's like usually people are desperate that need a place to live, a place to work. Yeah.

Not people with home. There's a couple few. Very few. It's usually desperate people that need a place to go, a place to work. Like that's the only good thing about the fish. We take people that no one else will take. That's the only good thing about the fishing. We are putting people to work.

Yeah. Where they can't get jobs anywhere else. That they couldn't get hired. Why do you think that is, though? Why, how come it's like that? It's a fucking job. Why do fishing, fish houses and go out? Go fishing and find out.

Go out. I guess that's the only way to find out. Go out two weeks at a time. you could start out, you know, and everyone thinks they're badass. Oh, you're sober, you fucking don't do nothing. I did five years sober fishing. I worked around junkies, drug acts, shooting dope in front of me,

this and that. Okay, this is all good. I can do that for five years. You're in and out, and you leave your girlfriend at home for two weeks, and she can fuck anybody she wants, because she's totally fucking hot. Yeah.

Yeah, she's faithful to you. But after two weeks that you're not there, and everybody wants to take her to a party, all her friends and girlfriends, you're not around. And when you're out there, you can't call. You can't call anybody. There's no contact. It's like being in the military.

You can't call. Like being in the military, yeah. You know, and military lives is the same fucking way. They got shit fucking, they have hard times with the relationships because they're never home. Yeah. They're never home. You're never fucking home.

And when you do, you get a little good time in. And whatever. It's a tough. Is that one of the hardest parts, you think? It is. It is. It's really hard to keep relationships in the business. So, you know, unless you make the Buku money.

And then even then, they're still whatever, but you can overlook it because it's a tough game. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, I mean, like, it's funny. I mean, what Ozzy was explaining to us when we interviewed him was he was saying that most of the fishermen, most of the deck hands at least, are junkies and they're addicted to heroin and oxies and all that shit. Whatever. Whatever they're addicted to do. There's straight guys. But it's tough. You know, when you look, I am not into that crap. Right. But you're around it, right? Yeah, I'm around it. It just disgust me. But I understand it. It gives you a feeling of love and security that you want. You can't get it. So it gives you a temporary feeling of being loved and everything's good around you.

Being around on the boat with everybody else. Or no, just being on a dog. Even, you know, you come home. You got cut. and bruises or scabs and you're dirty and you're disgusting and you can barely afford a place to live unless you got a lot of money. Right. Now you come home. You've been out of sea for two weeks. You're supposed to find a place to live and you've got to come down to the boat to work tomorrow

and get it ready for the next trip. You understand what I'm talking about? Yeah. And then you're gone for another two weeks? Yeah. And you're supposed to rent someplace out? And you're never even there. You're never even there. So it's a waste of fucking money.

Exactly. I'm like, might as well give it to the Negroes to let them buy new shoes for their kids. You know, fucking, fucking really. I mean, that's not the answer, but it's tough. Unless you got somebody, then he got somebody,

and then they fucking do, excuse my language, do you. I love that shot. Oh! That's beautiful. Look at those for groupers. Everyone should have one of these in their off.

Does the red tide not fuck up any of the fish or the crabs or anything? No, because it's deep water. I don't know about the crabs. this is all deep water fish or way out way out yeah they're way deep it's it red tide's more top water that's really horrible I ain't seen that guy around just like you said I probably won't be seen again don't throw me off his dog I've never seen him again

I've never seen him a lot before this though I might have seen him one time that was that he was gone he's done after that they threw him out he's done I don't know where he lives because he even said that in the video he's like they'll probably throw me off for saying this. That poor fucker. He was from Maine or something. Hey, but he was passionate about what he said.

He was. He was real. He was real. He was honest, you know. And a lot of people we tried to talk to you didn't want to tell us shit. Yeah,

a lot of people were scared to talk about it. He was like, I'll tell you guys, but I want to go over there and tell you guys. I got respect for people that speak the truth like that. Same with Ozzy. That's right. That's right. That's right.

Yeah. Same thing with Ozzie, man. He was real as fuck to us. I mean, he, you can tell everybody he fucking loves Ozzy because he, It's the hairdo. He's the real thing.

It's the hair. Holy fuck. Look at that motherfucker, motherfucker, bro. God damn it. I can't believe you cut that shit off. What made you cut that off? Just working because I don't... Sometimes when you're working out there, you're dedicated to the work.

I get, you know... Yeah. I don't want to spend 15 minutes in the morning, brushing my hair back, tying it to, like, just cut it off, fucking... So who, what, you cut it off yourself, or you get somebody else to cut it off? Or how did that... How did that go? No, I think I went to the bar

The hairdresser But after that, I got to do it with myself Yeah Because they got all them old ladies with no hair Going to get their haircut Isn't that weird? Mm-hmm All the old...

You can't even... You're a guy, it's hard to find a barbershop These freaking hairstyles are crazy Yeah They got old ladies in there And they got one inch of hair And they're in there every week You're not gonna look...

Grow your freaking hair back Yeah, they're getting color though Color down Like you're trying to hide the gray They're tying I did a haircut I had to go buy my own trimmers and get my friends out come here. You just got to go all silver like gammy. Yeah, I'm GAM.

Fuck yeah. Gams the shit. Yeah, yeah. She's got the sexy hair. I like the cartoon stuff. You like the cartoon? Yeah. It helped me understand it because...

Who'd you get to do that? How'd you get... I found it. Somebody else actually made that. I was doing my own research on the whole quota system because I didn't really... I had at least 20 people explained it to me, including Ozzie, and it still is hard to understand how it's... It's hard to understand.

And I found some guy. How to fuck a worker out of his money? That's how it's about. Yeah. Look, before the quota system, we had whatever. Derby fishing, right? Everyone just went out and killed. Whatever.

You would get a percentage. 40% 30% blah. Then, and we all split the money up. Now they got this quota system. And they said it would raise the price of fish. They did. The price of fuel and everything. Now the government owns the fish.

Now they can only allot you a certain amount of fish, right? Right. Well, there's some problems with this. One, they're cutting us out of more money that we would be getting. I've watched checks. I'm looking at them. I only make a thousand dollars. They should maybe make two, three thousand dollars. And I watch this check, go out to some guy that has no liability for what happens on the boat that's sitting at home, watching TV, jerking off, fucking some Oriental slave. Or maybe she's rarely well.

But anyway, whatever. Whatever. Anyway. He's sitting at home, watching the fucking jeopardy. He's got no liability. If someone gets hurt on the boat, he doesn't pay for it. He has no, doesn't have to fix the boat. He doesn't have to pay anything.

So wait, wait, wait. If he owns the boat, though, and everybody fucking dies. But there's people that don't own the boat that have stock that bought the shit, that have nothing to do. They have nothing to do. They have nothing to do. They just sit home. by a piece of the pie. Yes, and they're making money

with no liability, no responsibility to the boat or the people that work on it, and they take all this money. See, like I said, I'm still fucking learning how it works. I still don't know how works. I made the goddamn... It's like being a stock, like all these stock people, it's accepted. It's American way. Right. Make money by doing nothing. Real estate businesses, fuck the whole country up. People make a lot of money selling shit that's not worth what they're to...

You know, I understand? Right. Whatever. It's all about the stock market, yeah. Yeah. Well, they're trying to be like that. In order to be that way, you've got to fuck the worker. You've got to fuck the worker out of their money.

They're the one doing the work. They're the one producing for all these people to sit around and invest money into it. But their money is, they're just buying stock. There's no money coming back to us from that stock. You know what I mean? Right. Not to you guys. No, not to us.

It just goes to some owner of the stock. And that's it. And he can sell it. whenever he wants. And he's got no liability. If someone gets hurt on the boat, he doesn't have to pay for their injuries, or she or whoever.

Who does have to pay for that? Let's not go there. You see my healing process. So nobody's paying for it, really. No. Every once in a while they'll buy me antibiotics, which is good. I got to pray to this guy.

The Pope. Oh! Just saying. Fuck you. Yeah. I had one guy, sent me to a chiropractor, and I got healed right before I went to the chiropractor. It was amazing.

The boat came down on my back. I had to dive under. What about when you got the hook stuck in your dick? Oh, God. Thank you Jesus. Thank you for Nia Sporn. How the fuck do you get a hook stuck in your dick? Holla gear.

And it came up the rail. It was a low rail. I like the low rider boats, but come up the rail in it, frickin. Right through my shorts. But it only got me on a tip, so it was coming out of a tip. Right? Right. Just, yeah, like a little, like a little Prince Albert. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes.

So then what? Did it grab your... Did it rip out or what you... Do you got to pull it out or what? Yeah, I got to pull it out. My cat wanted to see, I'm like, you like, there, you know, like, really back off, fucker. I got this. So it stuck. It didn't like just pull out. It was stuck in there.

No, it didn't pull it. But it went through. It was a nice big. like that big of a barb. So luckily the barb didn't go in and it just pulled it and stretched it out a lot. Oh, fuck, bro. God, damn. I had a girl from Georgia.

That sounds crazy. I had a girl from Georgia that made my dick bigger than that. Oh, my God. So what the fuck did you do? Do you pour vodka on it and call it a day? Put knee and spore on it and fucking pray to God. But, oh, God. I don't know if that's the guy that we had out to clap.

We had to send some guy he had to clap. That might have been a different trip. Oh, God. What? Never mind. Never. Was that the craziest injury you ever had? I don't know.

No, I've had worse injuries. That was kind of fucked up, but it was good. It was good. My dick got impaled by a hook, but it was good. They liked the story. Everybody on the beach knew it before I got back. I'm like, they're all looking at me. I'm like, it still works, fuck you.

You know, they're all they called me and stuff. pathetic and shit. I'm like, no, it's to work. Fuck all you. My dick's to work. It's better than all yours. I'm serious. What's the worst injury you've had?

The worst injury. I don't know. You got the broken, triple broken finger there. That one finger is gnarly as fuck. I don't know. Yeah. Well, it got broken. Not that one.

The other one. Oh, that one. Yeah, that was a figure four hook. And then I got hooked in a factory. After I got the finger four, it went through, it pulled out four ways. They got hooked in the finger while I was setting out. Hook me. Yeah.

Then it pulled. And I'm hanging on. Ripped through one way. Oh, fuck. And then it ripped through another way. And then it came out my finger. I was like, my boss was like, I told you not to put that hook on.

You can't sue me. Fucking. Like, all right. I get duct tape. Fuck, are you fucking shooting me. No, I'm not. God. That was like my first and second year fishing.

Maybe that was my third year fishing, I think. How old were you? I think when I got this, I was 23. Jesus. So you start fishing around 20 years old? No, I started fishing at 18. I started on a commercial gill net boat, mullet fishing in Madera Beach. And then I went to Long Lining in 1986.

I think I was doing. 85 I started fishing and mullet netting. And 86 I started long lining. Is that where you met Shane Lee? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I met him on a dock.

We were fucking shooting. dope fucking fucking... You were shooting dope. Yeah, we're shooting. What were you shooting? Cope, baby. You were shooting Coke? Okay.

Woo! Woo! Fuck, I had right to the brain. Thank you, Jesus. Yeah, thank you. There's a Pope shit in the woods? Yeah, he went to all devil-bound then. He was his party, you know, it wasn't no devil or Jesus down. It was straight up fucking, let's fucking get fucked up.

My goal was to get you, Shane, and Marilyn Manson on this podcast all at once. You know, I'm taking a... Please excuse me, and I want to push my fucking welcome. Yeah, let's do it. This is a chick called Luna Lee. Yeah. She plays a Gagiam. What the fuck is a good guy?

I don't know she's from Japan. It's like that fucking Japanese guitar. Oh, all right, all right. She does smoke on the water, Leonard Skinner. Really? Fucking ACDC. Look it up on fucking... Lena what?

Luna Lee. Luna Lee. It's called a Gagiam. It's like a fucking Japanese guitar. And she does all the rock songs. She does ACDC. She does the blues. It's badass. Check it out.

When you're done here? Actually, I'm going to pull her up right now. Fucking, dude, I don't know if she's from Korea. She's got a Korean agent. Her agent's from Korea. She's a fucking badass artist. Oh, yeah, that's a crazy looking. Check it out.

Check it out. You've got to listen to her. If you can pull that up on the... I mean, I'm in love with Luna Lee. I'm sure I don't deserve her. Let's look her up. Luna Lee.com fucking... She is...

And she plays a whole whole... Fuck yeah Is this Luna fucking Lee right here? Yeah She is bad ass It's called a Gagiam A Gagiam. A Gai Gaiam She's fucking hot

Hotel California Crank her up baby Look at that thing It sits on a table like that Yeah It's like a harp almost She comes, she does tour She just did a tour in Texas

And it's Fucking awesome Luda Lee Bucking Any song you want Wow How did you find out about her? I was

I like Asian women So I was looking up You do like Asian women Fuck yeah They went to a Ruba There's a lot of Really Yeah

Why? A lot of Chinese down there I don't know Because look at They're so sexy Beautiful They're just like Beautiful people

Fucking They're smart Beautiful And everything they do They are They are They are Hell yeah.

Percise. We need her. Japanese cars. Fucking, hello. Yeah. Hey, she's ripping that fucking thing, too. Yeah, she is. Fuck, yeah.

Oh, my God. I would kiss her feet. Damn. She's like the lady Jesus. We're getting Lunali on this fucking podcast. Fuck, yeah. Fuck, yeah. Yeah, we need to look.

Where's she at? I don't know if she's from Japan or Korea. Her agent's from Korea, because I looked her up. because I was like really stoked I watch this one I'm like wow Jess listen to that

that's a beautiful sound not like the crap you hear in America you know let's just oh so she could be from Japan or Korea I don't know I don't know if they who you know what I mean

oh that thing's fucking electric too it's plugged into an amp oh oh see what else she got she's got done some back in black Facebook dot com slash Luna X music. Yeah. She's fucking hot.

Awesome. What a great artist. She's a badass. I'm seriously. Yeah, we gotta do some more research on her. Yeah, you'll love it. I mean, I'm impressed. I was like, stoked.

Way. Fuck, yes. You don't have to go to Argentina. Fuck, yeah. So what's next? What's next for Space Lee? Oh. Luna Lee.

I don't know. I don't know if I'm going to get to do. We're biving to the Luna Lee right now. There it is. Yeah. Back in black. Back in black. That's funny she's playing these songs.

Yeah. It's awesome. It's a very small island, you know. You've got to be talented. Yeah. Wow. That's fucking crazy. That's pretty cool.

They're saying that it's something you wouldn't have thought about seeing on Sunday, you know? Oh, hell no. Oh. Oh, yeah. I want to feed you the best fish you've ever. I think she's ever had, Gruper? I don't know. They do the tuna thing over there.

They got other fish. I'd love Japan. I think Asians like fish. I met one that didn't like it, which really sucked. Yeah. You know, but. I don't know, but I got some stone crabs sitting at home right now waiting for me. I told you earlier.

Yeah. My dad did. Pull stone crab traps. Stone crab. They're fucking good. But once you eat too much, you get sick of it. Like, every season, every year, like, as soon as the season starts, I want to fucking eat so much stone crab. And then I drink, I eat so much.

And I'm like, just the fucking thought of stone crab makes me sick eventually. But right now, I can't wait to go out of that stouther with stone crab. Oh, hell, no, that sounds awesome. I fucking love flowers. They stuff it with stone crab, you'll fucking. Oh, my God. And you, Luda Lee, you'll have like four gas times 10,000. Oh, my God.

jizzing in my pants Woo Woo But I'm just saying All of America You need to check this out Because That's badass

Luna Motherfucking Lee.com She needs Some more views on there too She could be She should be In the Lee family I'm just saying

Yes Space League Shane Lee Las Lee Luna Lee The Future could be art Season 2

The Lees The Lee family Until you have to go Lee County They got some weird Lee County Oh Jesus

Lee County? Oh, my God. That's a good place. That's nice. Fort Myers is okay. Get coral, all that good stuff. There's a whole big, another fishing community down there, too.

Yeah, I fish down there. Really? Yeah, I canoed back from Lee County. Really? Oh, yeah. Fuck. I got stuck down there. Dean took me down to like 20 years ago and left me down there.

Really? I cano my way back. Fuck. How far do you canoe? Dean was fucking crazy, man. That guy was so cool. That guy. He's good.

Yeah, he still, He's still running the Savon seafood right there where you were at. Whatever the deal is over there. He's still got his bullets. He's still got to be responsible. The one guy I wish I would have interviewed was Ghibi, the guy who owns Savon. Yeah, he's been around forever. I met him before with Frank Chavez when I was a lot younger.

Yeah, I met him when I was like 10 years old. My father introduced me to Givie. Really? Gibby's a fucking cool guy. Yeah, bitch cut more fucking fish than you could ever imagine McDonald's fucking servant. their factory is the real deal They have a legitimate Like it's a fucking factory

Of fish going through Like they have fucking saws These guys are pulling These guys got an assembly line A fucking saws cutting fucking groupers heads off Gutting them like It's insane Crank Luna Lee up in the back

Put in the saran wrap around them Packaging them She's so fucking hot Just look at How can you not But love that girl Oh God

Yeah, we gotta get her. Luna Lee, we're gonna hit her up. You got it. Get in touch with her. Get in her DM, Shane. She will do fucking tours. We're gonna send her message. Fuck, yeah, please do.

Fucking, I love her. She's my idol. Fricking, my fucking, I don't know. You know, I ain't stalked her or nothing like that, but I just... Sure. Falship. I am not a stalker, God damn it. I'm a straight-up molester.

Of course you are. Look at the fucking hat. the outfit. This guy this guy's not a molester. No. Cool. Boodoo chili. Yeah.

Voodoo Chow. I mean, I'm serious. Cool, man. And imagine she's got probably all Japanese and Asian stuff. We don't even know. Sounds we don't even know. Oh, yeah. Because she's just doing the stuff we're familiar with. Yeah, I've never even heard of that fucking, I forget what it's called, but that it's a guitar she's playing.

It looks like gay guy I am, but yeah, I've never heard of it. A guy I don't know what it's called, how they actually say it. A horizontal harp. It's fucking badass, dude. It's cool. I'm amazed. I'm impressed.

I'm getting drunk off this vodka mountain dude. That's what's supposed to happen. Tito's rocks. Tidos. Actually, I need a refill. Fucking welcome to Texas. Slacker patrol. Can I get a little bit?

Slacker! We need some ice. There's a fucking ice machine in this motherfucker fucking studio, too. Yeah, these fuckers are set up. They got their own ice machine. You won't get through life. Oh, God. Look at this motherfucker. We need ice. I need a mountain

chain. Just go get a giant scoop of ice out of the kitchen. I do like fucking 50,000 pounds of ice a day. Hey, just bring a big scofer full of ice out of the ice machine. Just saying. Just saying, motherfucker. For a guy that grew up in Florida that never had to shovel snow, I'm shoveling more fucking ice

and snow now than I fucking... Snow is in cocaine or... No, snow is in ice for fish. Fish ice. I like empty 50,000 pounds a day out of the fucking ice machine. machine. Not every day, but What did you do today? I unloaded about 4,000

a little over 4,000 Pelka fish today. Oh. All right. She's not good enough. He brought his own 7-Eleven ice. Fuck, this is yours here. Holy Jesus. I don't know. This is courtesy of

Feltz. Shout out to Feltek. We rent their studio. No, I'm good. How many more podcasts until we get kicked out of the studio is what I'm asking? kicked out? We probably got one. I think these guys are too straight for us.

These guys are too little too straight lace. No, they won't let us smoke in here. They won't let us smoke cigarettes. We're getting a little. That's crazy. Because it'll stink and I'll make anything the roof yellow. Yeah. Yeah, that's true.

I mean, I can't blame them, but we're gonna kick out. You can smoke weed. All you do is need to burn toast once a week. Like, we were cooking toast. Yeah, like toaster, those toaster strudel fucking things with the cream. Just saying, cover your wrath. I hate those.

We weren't smoking pot. We were, we left the toaster strudel in the oven to your mind. But then they want to get ready because you're going to burn a place down. No, this is a cool-ass fucking studio. This is a cool-a-studio. No, it's dope, and it's super cool they let us have it here for sure. But we need something that we're allowed to smoke dope in, for sure.

Yeah, we want to smoke some weed. Shane wants to smoke helloweed. I'd like you do some free base. Oh, that's yeah. We want to shoot cocaine. No, no more shooting. No more shooting. I'm done with a junkie scene.

Fuck that shit. The junkie scene has got to be fucking rough, man. I didn't even know that there was that. many people that were not fucked up around it. It's a hard life, you know, and that's how they cover it up. The dope gives you an artificial feeling of love

that everything is okay in your life. But then it wears off and then you're fucking... Yeah, then you're fucking that's when you get really weird. But I don't go for that. I tried it. No thank you. Keith Richards didn't fucking go to Sweden for 30 blood transfusions because it's great. He tried to get off it.

So did Jerry Garcia. He died trying to get profit, so it ain't that great, you know? No. Only what it was good on was Howard Hughes. He ran the fucking some of the biggest companies in the world and high on morphine. He was a junkie? No, he was a morphine junkie.

He had his own nurse fucking 24 hours a day, but he stayed secluded. So no one had to see what, you know. Like Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson. He had the dope that was a dope that you wouldn't find in a blood test, you know. They had the good shit. Where they moved one neutral Yeah, one molecule

What are we got? Oh, yeah, the old fucking apartment The old apartment We went there and there was fucking blood splatter everywhere Yeah Yeah, where's Carol? She's up in Clearwater working on a pirate boat Oh yeah, the pirate boat that sails up there

No, the Captain Mimo boat? I think she's doing a Clearwater She lives in Dunedinian That's perfect You gotta get Carol back Yeah, we gotta get Carol back She was living with you on your island, right? For a little bit

She just went out there She went out there can do that one day. Yeah, she got drunk with me one night. She wouldn't bang me. She's like, I don't want a two inch Jesus. I want the nine and a half. Fucking head open. Drunk as shit fell over into the clam shells.

It was so cool. I like, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. But whatever. I ain't into fucking taking the unwilling, you know. Two inch Jesus. Two inch Jesus. It's only two inches because you ain't exciting me.

But whatever. I'm just saying. God, damn. First time we met her at Screwie, Louie's with Shane Lee. Yeah, she was with Shane Lee. And we find him as Screwie. She's with him. And in about the first five minutes, he looked at us.

He goes, she's horny. She wants to fuck you guys. Of course she does. Holy shit. And me and Danny were like, oh, whoa, okay. Yeah, because she was like in her early 20s. And Shane is what? She's like a little girl.

You know, she plays, he pushes and pulls away, push and pulls. Then she gets fucked by like six guys in a row. Then she wants to cut her wrist and shit. So I'm not into that shit, you know. You could push it and get her pussy. And, but didn't she going to slid her fucking rest and fucking overdose on heroin? You know what I mean? I'm not into that shit, you know?

That's fucking horrible, man. I don't need pussy that bad. No, we'll pass on that. Just say, she's a good girl. Yeah. But, you know, we definitely should go follow up with her, though. Check her out on the pirate boat. You can push any girl in doing what you want, but whatever.

I've been with plenty of drunk girls that have locked their legs and they've given it up. Yeah. So I don't buy that. shit with Bill Cosby's shit. I'm just saying. You think he's innocent? You think he's innocent? Fuck, yeah, he is. They gave it up, right?

They're fucking with a married man. They knew what they were getting into. They gave it up. They probably snorted those pills. They just wanted the big contract. It's the same thing with all. They didn't get the big contract, so they cried, foul play.

Bullshit. Because I've been with lots of drunk girls that would give me their pussy. I don't take it. It's like, done. Yeah. How many little boys in Hollywood had to fucking

had to bend it over had to bend it over to make it but they ain't getting no sympathy I don't fucking motherfuckers with a goddamn

skull chuck no shit I've already had doctors calling my house trying to molest me fucking doctors

doctors you're the fucking pope you're the one doing the molesting around here yeah well it's proper

it's proper proper molestation it's by a trained professional I call it cooperative affection

fuck yeah oh my god thank you Jesus Thank you, Jesus. It's not sexual harassment. It's cooperative affection. God damn it. I think we need to end this motherfucker.

All right. I'm not too lit. I'm fucked up. I don't know how long we've been. I don't know how long have you been drinking. I'm fucking on my third damn vodka. I got a bubble halfway yet. Oh shit.

I'm only two thirds. Well, what's next for space? What's coming up? Yeah, what are we got next? Let's wrap this thing up. How do you want to wrap it up? How do you want to leave them off right now? Until we catch up with you.

Because we might do season two, but I don't know what we're going to do on season two. I don't know. But they're asking for it. Love everybody. That's all I can say. And I mean, the Mexicans, I hope that beaners don't get shot coming over the border. The fucking Trump's getting a little fucking crazy. Well, whatever.

It's Trump, but it's his fucking crazy people that fall in love. I love Donald Trump, but whatever, even though he's a real estate fucking douchebag. I love him. He's our president. but the Berlin Wall went down and the Mexican wall go down. They are our neighbors.

We should be one big country. South America and North America. We should all be one. That's what the NAFTA agreement was about. You know, fucking everything so much good stuff down there. Yeah, they got a lot of good shit. We should all be one country.

We'll be the greatest continent, double continent as one. I agree with that. I'm just saying, and you can be the fucking one to leave the coalition. You could be the one to bring the peace. I'm not into that shit. I think we should all be one fucking country.

because I've been, I walked through that country. I walked through Central America all the way to God damn fucking mosquito-ridden Texas. And those people loved me. They laughed at me and some didn't help me and some of them did. They could have killed me. I've fucking been to fucking from Nicaragua all the way to fucking Texas. Thank you, Jesus. And I said my prayers every night I slept on the streets.

And a couple times, Colombian girl put me in a place, a Honduran girl, a Mexican girl, took me in their homes. and he took care of me and fucking put me on back on the street and nobody fucked with me. Nobody. A couple guys pulls the blades out and shit and this, that, told my cigarettes and whatever, played the little game. But it was good and a couple cops. And there was a couple cops that were really totally fucking cool.

But they're like Keystone cops. They're fucking cool. Fuck yeah. Drunk as shit. Fucking squacker. Whoa! Arima. Space leaf.

president. Yay. That's all I'm saying. How do you get this nickname space? Oh, that was from working on a fishing boat. That's how I got it because I fucking sucked hauling gear.

I'd space out. I didn't know what I was doing. It was my fucking second trip fishing. I'm taking a lead guy's job, haul a gear, so I like part, you know, I went and used to stuff going on. I part the gear.

Yeah. I almost get fucking hurt. Get a hook in your dick. Yeah, I did get that too. That was like my first or something. second. God, damn. So whatever.

That's how I got Spacely. It was Spacely, like Spacly Spacetts. Spacets? That's where it came of Mr. Spacely. That's where it really came. Mr. Spacely. Yeah.

Spacely, you're fired. Johnson, you're fired. Oh. And I get a lot of hiring and fired. And being a greenhorn, I hired and fired a lot of fucking people. Because the guy we took out didn't know what the fuck he was doing. He said, he lied.

He was like, oh, I know how to all the year. I'd done this before. I've just been off a little while. But he didn't know what the fuck he was doing. That's how I got my job. Yeah. I was like, I took over his job. I don't know how to do his job, but I'll do it so we can fucking make some money, you know.

Fucking I'll do it. I don't know how to do it, but I suck. Fucking make it up as I go. I didn't get the name Spacely because I'm good. I got this. Spacely because I suck ass, fucking piece of shit. Fucking worst holler in the fucking earth. Oh, shit.

After 30 years, I got kind of. You got pretty good at it. Yeah. Hell yeah. Fuck, yes. Fuck, yeah. Well, hell, yes. Thank you for coming on the podcast this week's space.

Thank you. I appreciate it. The fans appreciate it. The world appreciates it. Don't forget Titos, baby. Sponsored by Tidos and Melendoo. Who else is sponsored by Feld Tech? Also.

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Thank you, Dan. Hell yes, man. Fucking how it's fun