Danny Jones Podcast - #58 The Dark Future of Cancel Culture | David Lucas

Episode Date: October 26, 2020

David Lucas is a comedian based in Los Angeles. David works at the world famous Comedy Store on the Sunset Strip.  He is also a regular on the number 1 live comedy podcast “Kill Tony” and is featured on the “Brothers in Cursive” podcast produced by Brian Redban. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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and he also works at the Comedy Store on the Sunset Strip. He's a regular on the number one live comedy podcast called Kill Tony with Tony Hinchcliffe, and he's featured on Brothers in Curseve, which is a podcast produced by Brian Redband, who was the guy who started or helped start the Joe Rogan podcast. This podcast is rated XXL, not only for the foul language, but David is a big old country boy from the south. Without further ado, please enjoy this hilarious podcast with David Lucas.

We're live. What up? David Lucas is here from L.A. Yeah. What's going on, man? How are you? Shit. How was your trip here? It was cool.

I had a layover. I was tired as a bitch when I got off the plane. So you didn't really fly spirit? Nah, I ain't fly spirit. That's what I like to say so people, you know. Yeah. I ain't want people in Florida to know that I'm saying. my balling.

So last night when we went to your set at the side splitters in Tampa, that was like my second ever comedy show I've ever been to. They got some heavy hit. I don't know if it's because of COVID or if he's out here really like paying people and like, you know, probably laundering money on the low.

Yeah, the dude was telling me that Mick Foley's coming there. Yeah. That wrestled with the sock. Like he does stand up? I had no idea he didn't stand up. Do love. Oh, yeah, that was his other personality. He was Jack.

When he looked like a. A hippie Yeah, he was sick I don't necessarily It's kind of like Stevo you know Like once you develop Like a character

And people are familiar with it I won't say they're up there They're doing stand up there Like telling stories and shit pandering to the audience Kind of like what Mike Tyson did With his little travel One man show

It's like you get up there And you know You know as long as you're interesting People pay to keep seeing that shit Like I pay to see Mike Tyson's story live Oh hell yeah Yeah Yeah I guess if you're a big enough name

Anyone will come to listen to you, talk shit about the shit you've done in your life and all the dumb shit you've done. Like Steve-Oh, yeah, for sure. People are coming? Hell, yeah, man. So what's L.A. like right now? What's it like living in L.A. with everything shut down? And I know you work at the comedy store, right? Yeah, it's shitty right now, bro.

It's a liberalized city that's going to hell slowly. I live in a nice neighborhood, bro. And since quarantine, like, homeless people have taken over, like, just taking our sidewalks over. So I'm like, I don't know where this is going. but in the next two years I want to get the fuck out, man, because it's like you pay all this money to live in a certain area. Yeah. And then like one block away, you got a fucking homeless camp.

But the homeless people have always been on the streets out there. Yeah, but they were limited to certain areas. But I think they passed a law where it's like you can't touch a homeless person's property anymore. Like police can't. So yeah, it's getting like real bad out there. So our cities, like I've been there 10 years, man. I've been there my whole adult life, my whole adult. dope life and

I moved there when I was a teenager so I've seen it like as his best and then like slowly you know decrease and go to shit like I used to live downtown man and I moved from downtown LA because like who wants to wake up in the morning and smell fresh pee you know what I'm saying?

Feel that God damn who wants to wake up and smell hot piss on the food yeah fuck and with the mix with the heat it's just overwhelming man yeah didn't you say you're part cute you're half Cuban or what My dad's Cuban, man.

Born in Cuba, bro. Really? Yeah. Half Cuban, bro. Is that where you get the conservative side of you? Nagano Cubano. Probably. Because a lot of Cubans are Republicans.

Probably, you know, I grew up in Georgia for a majority of my life. And, I mean, Republican or Democrat, dog. The Democrats ain't countering. And, you know, Trump gave us $1,200. So he sponsored three pair of yeas for me. So he didn't forever be my favorite president until some. somebody is like, hey, match it. Match it.

Bighted where you at. You're on the clock, bro. He's nothing. You know what I'm saying? If he matches it, is it good, or is he got to go bigger? He's going to have to go bigger. Bigger.

How much? A lot bigger because, you know, Biden, that's Crime Bill Biden. You know what I'm saying? With Kamala Harris, who had two black guys on death row with insufficient DNA evidence that she allowed to perish.

That's true. So double, does double cover it? I probably need like $7,200 for me. Seventy-two. You know, people always be like, Trump's racist. And I'm like, motherfucker, I like my racism with tangibles. Yeah, yeah. If a racist called me a nigger and then give me a check for $1,200, I'd be like, bro, you, that even wasn't that bad.

I've been called. Yeah. Worse. See you next week. You know what I'm saying? I wouldn't even be bad, you know. Oh, my God. You know, as long as I'm getting tangible shit, man, continue to treat me racist.

That's all I. Yeah. I mean, in the industry, dog, you know, like, in the entertainment industry you know that's why a lot of people and y'all are on your own your independent wave like even look at it now with Joe Rogan being on Spotify and this past week

he apologized you ever seen Joe Rogan apologize for saying something where did he apologize for on Instagram because I guess you know when you when you Joe Rogan has spoken probably what 30,000 40,000 hours on podcast so are we really we're lagging pretty hard

are we in the stream yeah sorry fuck it we're rolling we're recording. Are we really checking the validity of everything a podcaster says? Like, I'm not going to Joe Rogan for my news. So it's like, it's entertainment. You know what I'm saying? It's entertainment.

Right. So it's like he apologized for something he said on his podcast. And he was like, I didn't fact check it all the way. I just basically blurted out what I saw in an article and my apologies about that. But it's like once you go to the machine, they start fact checking everything. Right. Now you've got to apologize for everything. He's never done anything before.

He's never done anything like that. What was it about? You remember? You had to pull up his ID, yeah. I don't really remember. Do you think it was something to do because he's on Spotify now that maybe he got that big Yeah, absolutely that's what it's about. Yeah.

You know, they're like, hey, man, we can't have that, yeah. Yeah. We can't have that, man. That $100 million check already cleared. So it's like, once you do that, bro, like, now you're watering down what Joe Rogan is. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's like, damn, right now you're censoring him.

Right. So it's like. Do you get to watch him a lot? comedy story? Absolutely. Really? Yeah, he's a good buddy. Like, pretty much any comedian, that's anybody.

I've met him, talked to him, probably got drunk with him, probably been offered drugs from him. Really? Yeah. But Joe Rogan's on them. He's on a different level, bro. You know, Joe Rogan do stuff like, what, Iowa school and DMT. Yeah, yeah.

I'm not with that shit, bro. And life altering shit. I'm scared of DMT, but, yeah, I mean. You shouldn't be? I don't know. I'll probably do that shit when I'm like 45, 50. How old are you know? about to be 30 this year man

Wow Damn I'm at that age You're young I'm still young Hell yeah 30s is when it gets good I heard

I heard man I heard I heard I probably be looking for a wife For like another 10 years Another 10 You know you don't really want to At 40 Yeah I'm

I don't want to get married Until my dick stops Getting hard on command You know what I'm saying On command You can just sit here and like Like a girl can come Touch my knee

and I'm going to get a heart on. Okay. So when that stops happening, I'll get married. Time to settle down. Time to hang it up. Yeah. Time to lock one up. Yeah.

Like, you know, a girl can rub me on my shoulder. I'm like, hey, don't do that. Don't do that, shoddy. You just started something. So I'm like, as long as that still happening. I mean, if that goes away in like four years, I'll be like, all right, it's time for me to get away. All right. Yeah.

But as of now, man, it's like, I'm an entertainer. I'm climbing the ladder of success. Yeah. And, you know, my projection is looking great. Hell yeah. You're on the rise. Yeah. In L.A., bro, it's hard to, like, stay committed because in L.A., like, you got to think,

like, L.A. is the mecca of, like, L.A. and Miami, mecca of the term, you know, bad bitches. So it's like bad bitches from all over the world fly to these cities to establish themselves. So it's like, we got bad bitches that work at Wendy's at the gas. Everywhere. Burger King. Bad bitch is on the bus. So it's like, there's no problem getting a bad bitch in L.A. So it's like when you got girls that are lesser than you with money and you out here and you in like the lime light, it's like in L.A., everybody's attracted to what they see.

That's why everybody, you know, drives fancy cars. Yeah, you know, they put the jury on, but I'm playing, you know, like, you see me, you won't know. If you didn't know me, you'll be like, I don't, he bite or bite that. You know what I'm saying? But that's how I like to be like a little inconspicuous. But a lot of girls are attracted to what they see. So it's like if they see you like in the limelight or, oh, yeah. damn he really got power over here or damn he really on that show like that's what they're

attracted to they're attracted to what you are and not like who you are so it makes it like real difficult to date out there when you're trying not to uh attract the wrong thing so because i swear man the last thing i want to do is get married and end up like dr dr dr dr day oh she's coming what happened to dr dr dr i don't even know about she's getting divorced she's trying to take a lot of Are you able to pull up, type in Dr. Dre's divorce his wife's list of expenses. This bitch wants $2 million a month. And her expenses are ridiculous. Like she wants $30,000 for emails and telephone expenses.

Oh, I think I did see this on a meme or something. Like half of his trademarked. Yeah, she's like, I don't. Can you read some of those? So we got laundry and cleaning, $10,000 a month. Okay. $135,000 a month. How much?

$135,000. For clothes? Yes. A month? A month. That's a lifetime. I'm beyond a Supreme Act. I'm so fast.

Lose it so quick. Education, $60,000 a month. Entertainment. $900,000 a month. What are you doing? Entertain for $900,000 a month. That's what? $3,000 a night?

Is that $3,000 a night? That sounds right. $9,000 a month? I don't know. No, $900,000? $900,000 a month? $900,000 a month for entertainment. But, you know, to back it up,

I think it's 30 grand a night. And to make it seem like she's a good person. She has charitable contributions at $125,000 a month. That would be her fucking alimony, the charitable contributions. Oh, to the kids. Mortgage, $100,000. That's $30,000 a night. $30 grand a day for $900 grand a month.

So entertainment is $30,000 a day. Yeah, that's retarded. What could you get for $30,000? And a $20,000 phone bill. $20,000. This bitch must have a $7. I'm out of light phone. Holy shit phone.

That's off white, bro. Yeah, that's the new virtual phone. Chee, cheat, off white, right? Oh, he's got the off white belt. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that bitch out of her fucking mouth. We should have brought Tifu out here with his Louis Vuitton coffin. Tifu, is a rapper?

No, he's a gamer. He's a Fortnite player. Tifu just sounds like a rapper name. You ever play Fortnite? No, that looks gay. This kid plays Fortnite. He makes all this money And he bought a Louis Vuitton Supreme Coffin

Yeah, and if he falls down he'll probably Break every bone in his body. He probably looks fragile. No, he doesn't. He actually just started working out. Show him a picture of him. Wait till you see this kid. Fortnite's awesome. He started working out like three months ago. He's making crazy money.

Yeah, he probably does. Oh, look at this motherfucker. He'll kill somebody. Wait, after Google. He'll kill somebody. He'll kill somebody. So, yeah, another fucking Jake Logan ripoff. Yeah, he looks just like Jake Logan.

All these motherfuckers, bro. All these motherfuckers, bro, I'm sick of it, bro. You make money on the gay. I don't respect you, though. Yeah, yeah. On the game? Oh, they said on the gay. You made money play a video game.

Get the fuck out of here. Do some respectable shit. Go rob somebody. I respect you more. Knock a motherfucker out. Do strong or bribery. I respect you more, dog. I mean, get it how you live, though.

I ain't hating him, but, you know. Yeah, he is making crazy money, man. But he played it. He played the game for so long. He played those video games in his, in his, in his room for so long making no money never had a job like never did anything else and made you went from literally zero

to making like probably almost a million bucks a month in like a span of three months I'm proud of him dog I'm proud of it's crazy it's crazy you can make that kind of money from video games you would never thought that you know it's only like him and that dude ninja who are the only dudes making that much shit you know be the outliers

he sacrificed not getting a lot of pussy to be a fucking master at a video guy He's got a lot of pussy coming at him now Yeah Yeah but he probably don't even know how to fuck correctly He's probably grabbing a girl Like a remote control and shit Like pressing A on her clip

Like Probably right That's stupid Probably right Yeah bro Fuck that man Oh my god I got a cousin who plays video games

Like all that twitching shit And he works I don't fuck with him bro He lives on a sailboat in front of Dina In front of where? Front of Dina Front of the Beach. Oh, okay.

Jacksonville, Island. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, he's a weirdo. Fuck, he's playing video games on a cell boat. Yeah, bro, he's a weirdo, bro. He's a weirdo, bro. Nobody in the family fucks with him. He's that guy.

That's why he's on a boat. Jacksonville, of all places. How do you end up there? Duval. I mean, you know, the family from Florida. Oh, okay. Yeah, he's in front of Dina. It's not far from Jackson.

It's a nice area, you know what I'm saying? Kind of like, what is it? Was it Seminole right here? Yeah, something like that. Okay. But I don't know. I don't even really, I gave my video game system away to my little brother like three years old and just like totally committed myself to women and entertainment.

Really? If I'm going to be busy, it's going to be either. Do they go hand-in-hand women in entertainment? Nah, bro, it's the opposite. Really? Every girl wants an entertainer, but every girl can't handle an entertainer. because most girls in L.A. are either used to dating a guy who's already on, who has money, or a guy building up.

A lot of girls are not used to, like, dating an entertainer that's like, I mean, not building up, but a guy who doesn't have it yet. A lot of girls are not used to dating guys that are, like, right in the middle to where it's, like, I still got to work my ass off. Yeah. But I make okay money, but I'm not, like, bawling yet. So I'm busy as fuck because I got to have my hand in this, my hand in that, I got to fly I got a flight of this city.

I feature for this comedian. I'm not headlining. I'm not really making my own schedule yet. So, you know, I'll tell a girl, like, look, I'm busy or shit. Like, whatever guy you've ever dated, like, multiply his busy times two. The idea lasts for about three months. And they're like, you never make time for me. And I'm like, bitch, when I met you, I told you what the fuck was up.

You know what I'm saying? Like, you can't, like, try to make me pick. It's not going to happen because I'm always choose my career because I left my whole family to be out here. I've lost three close relatives since I've been out here. So I'll never pick you over my career Right Right Yeah so

But they always forget about that Three months in And it's always About two three months What about bring her with you For what That's a lot That's a lot of money

And plane tickets Right dog You take water When you swim You take a bottle of water Inside the pool with you I already knew the answer I just had to get myself

A little more wet Even though I'm in water I just gonna pour a little more water On me Because I don't think This water is fulfilling enough Oh my God Well yeah

It seems like a lot of those guys out there who are in entertainment business, whether it's like comedy or whether they're YouTubers. They always have all kinds of fucking girl drama. They're always surrounded in it. Like you were talking about like what's that guy, Chris DeLea or Brian Callan getting involved in all that, all these guys, no matter how old they are. The old dudes and the young guys. They're always just surrounded in like women drama. So here's the thing. Here's what I would say.

The cleaner you are, the easier it is for the masses to accept that you did something fucked up. You know what I'm saying? The dirtier you are, it's hard for somebody to try to put an allegation on you. Bill Cosby and Chris Alia are probably the two hardest hit ever in the history of comedy. And they're damn near squeaky clean. Krista states he don't drink on stage, he don't smoke weed, and he don't curse that much. Bill Cosby hated cursing. Right.

So if you hear anything atrocious towards these guys, like, oh, my God, they're fucking monsters. But could you imagine somebody trying to pull that with, like, a Cat Williams, a Patrice O'Neill, or somebody like that who tells you they ain't shit up front and they're an asshole? It's like you already kind of know, like, you really thought you were going to get treated well with this guy and he told you up front that he's an asshole. That's our view. The cleaner you are, it's easy for someone to make you fall or easy for an allegation to take you. you down. The people who are straight up like, look, I'm a piece of shit, and they talk about it. And they're the ones that don't really take the hard fall.

That's why Louis C.K. is able to tour right now. You know what I'm saying? He's not fucking squeaky clean on stage. He said the N-word on stage and lived. So you don't think he can get past a fucking jacking off on the phone while a girl is there type shit. You know what I'm saying? Which is the dumbest shit. Like, bitch, hang up the phone. Yeah. He jacked off while he was on the phone with me.

How do you know? So what? How do you know? How do you know? You know how many girls tell me They're fingering themselves While I talk to them on the phone I'm like FaceTime me bitch prove it Prove it

Prove it, yeah I don't believe you I don't fucking believe you Oh fuck Yeah I'm such an asshole And I you know what I'm said I text girls such atrocious things It's like

There's no way this motherfucker rape truth You're not worried about one day Coming back and biting you in the ass Getting quote unquote canceled I'd be like pull up the text messages Yeah You saw this bitch said that I could come slap her with a piece of salmon before I fuck her? You think I raped that?

All right. You know what I'm saying? It's like, I text so much crazy shit to women, bro. It's like keep the text thread. Read the whole text thread. Don't pick and choose. Yeah. What's the craziest thing that you're willing to disclose that you've texted someone?

Oh, shit. I hope my mom don't see this shit. Get some ice. Yeah, get some ice. Get some of the tequila. You're going to need it after this story. So there was this girl who has a, oh, God, I'm so disgusting for this. There was this girl who likes to be mouth fuck, right?

Okay. Like, I think I've had too much sex to the point where, like, I'm desensitized to, like, regular porn. So I watched, like, the most disgusting porn. Like, I watch ghetto gaggers. So I don't know if y'all know what ghetto gag is What's ghetto guys? No, I can imagine what that is. An image is coming to mind

But I want you to go into it It's a group of white guys who Oh, that wasn't one of those friends Yeah, I'm off already It's a group of white guys who fuck like ghetto looking black chicks But they fuck their like mouths to the point Like they throw up and yeah What the fuck?

You watch that shit? Yeah, bro Yeah, bro. You like that shit? Oh, yeah, I do, bro. Yeah, so I told this girl I wanted to like Put my dick down her throat until she started throwing up.

Did you do it? I did, but she didn't eat, so we didn't have really a problem. It was more like stomach fluid. No actual fluid. A white girl? No, she's not white. She wasn't white. She's a Filipino.

Okay. God damn. Yeah, putang animal to all my Filipinos are there. What does that mean? I have no idea what it means. We might have a... She can't speak Filipino either. Oh, you don't speak Tagala?

He said she don't speak Filipino. Jesus Christ. It's Tagala. Oh, Tagalog, yeah. I'm married to her and I forget that all the time. Putang animal means like, what's up, motherfucker, some shit like that. Oh, really? Bitch or something like that.

How many languages you speak? Fluently? Yeah. I don't even speak English freely. There's no cuss words. I can speak a little bit of, like, maybe like three, four languages. A little bit, like a little bit of German, a little, I know, a little. German?

Yeah, vacataw funstis, my own stied da Libertai. How the hell did you learn that? I was in Germany, dog. Really? Yeah, yeah. How were you doing in Germany? So when I was in college, I did a study abroad for like seven months where I went to

Barcelona, Bordeaux, France, and Geneva, Switzerland, and German. That's cool shit. Yeah, yeah. So, did that shit, yeah. What were you studying? Nothing. Biches. Bitches.

I just went, bro. Like, literally. They just let you go. fly out there. So I went on the school's budget, but then when we got there, I followed them, but I didn't do none of the school work. Yeah. What are y'all going to do?

Like, kick me out while I'm here, bishops. I'm all the way over here. Yeah. You know, so I just literally went to the cities with them, but I wasn't going to class. That's cool as hell. I was doing my own shit. Bro, I also did some fucked up shit. Is there hot girls in Germany?

Yeah. Really? Oh, yeah. Tall, bitches. Oh, yeah. I'm a big guy, so I like, I like a girl that can take a good fucking, you know what I'm Okay, okay. I bet you're going to need some weight on you.

They jam a pint. Let's go. Yeah, bro, 300 pounds of pressure behind this. But also there's a real fucked-up shit, dog. I went on a mission trip with a church, and we got to the country I left their ass. So where did you go? Africa. Damn.

I made a mission paper bill and everything. I'm like, yeah, I'm a volunteer. Hell yeah, going to Africa. I had already set up other traveling raisers. I just wanted a free ticket, you know what I'm saying? Oh, my God. Did they say anything? What could they say?

I don't know, but did they? Were they like, hey, man, damn. I'm a Buddhist, dink. Oh, God. I'm a Buddhist, dick. Hell, yeah. Oh, my God. I'm like, bitch.

That's genius. So you were in Africa? Yeah, I was in Africa. How long? In Senegal. Yeah, we flew into Senegal, and then we flew, no, we flew into Cameroon, excuse me, to do some shit into Cameroon. And then I met a girl in Senegal, so I flew over to her. But I just need to get to Africa.

Hell yeah. Because they pay for all the shots and everything, dog. And then when, like, getting over there is expensive. But when you go over there, like, I'm sure y'all travel internationally. Like, it's cheap to go between, like, cities and the same country. Right, once you're in Africa, yeah. Yeah. Like, 30, 40 bucks American money, and you can get where you need to be.

Where is that? Is that southern Africa? Senegal is West Africa. Is it West? I believe West Africa. Okay. Cameroon is East. Can you fact check? I don't want any. The only place I know in Africa. I don't want any trolls coming for me.

They're waiting. I got enough of those on my podcast, bro. I'm like... Not knowing Tagalog's going to come back at me in like five years when I'm doing... See? He's ignorant. Bro, I... That looks like the... West Coast. Yeah, so Senegal is West Africa, right?

Or did I have it backwards? I was going to look up a map of Africa. Is it near Skeleton Day? Matt Cox is in the chat. Is he really? Tell my nigga. He said he likes the new setup. The bookshelf is our new setup.

Hey, Matt Cox, you ain't got to come in but send your hairpiece in. We'll send it on the show. I'll interview your hairpiece, well. We were sitting at Waffle House last night. That's all natural. That shit is beautiful, dog. That's seven grand, that hairline. Oh, yeah.

He said he needs another hit. Yeah, he wants to another hit. He's greedy because his hairline looks decent. Hell, he is. Better than mine. Huh? Way better than mine. Oh, yeah.

He's addicted. So Senegal, they speak French. But if I did it wrong, it's the one is on West and others on the East, whatever it is, however I did it. But, yeah. Very East. Very East. Very East. Very East.

So Senegal's on the East. Camero is on the West. Cameron's on the East too. Okay, so they both on the East. Both on the East. Different parts of the East. Yeah. Senegal, they speak French.

And Cameroon, uh, what do they speak over there? I forget. It was fun, though, bro. Really? How long were you there? Like three weeks. Three weeks. And flew back with their ass.

No fucking way. What was that like when you met? How did you meet back up with them and? Because I had to go to the same airport. So I'm like, I'm here. Yeah, I was like, I did my own mission. And nobody was like, where you been? What are they going to do?

They're going to do they church people, bro. You know how forgiving. Saving lives. They didn't say anything to you? They just straight-necked it. You know how forgiving church people are. Yeah. You know, oh, yeah, we've all sinned and come short in the glory of God, brother.

I totally get it. I'm on my own mission, bro. Oh, my own mission, bro. That's awesome. Yeah, bro. Oh, fuck. I'm on my own mission, bro. You know what I'm saying?

So, yeah, that shit was fun as fuck, bro. What was the coolest part about that area? The women. Really? Was the food any good? The food was all right. What kind of food they have? Beans and shit.

Beans, turnips, collards. What's that plant that they chew there? They put it in their lip. They're, like, addicted to it. There's, like, a plant in East Africa that everybody eats, especially in Somalia. It's, like, really big in Somalia. Beetle nut?

No. I don't know what that one is, Doc. I learned a lot when I was over there. That was, like, what, eight? What was it? Nine years ago? Eight, nine years ago? eight, nine years ago?

Damn. Yeah. What's the difference between African women and American women? The submission? Like, even if you meet a girl who was raised over there

and moved over here, like, they're submission, but like, these American chicks, they be... They're what? The submission. What's that?

How submissive they are. Oh. Yeah. They're more submissive. They're way more submissive. Even a girl who was raised over there and moves over here. As long as she's first generation

here and not second generation, as long as she's not second generation, if she's first generation, and she still has that culture of being, like, submissive to her husband. Like, it's going to be amazing, bro. Like, you, like,

I dated a Somalian girl who were, like, braming my food, rub my feet, like, fixing me tea and shit. Yeah. But she was first generation here, not second generation. And that's how the women were there.

They're, like, they're, like, servers to their men. It's like, you're their fucking king. You know what I'm saying? I feel like there'll be less... Interesting. I feel like there'll be way less divorce if more women over here were like that

and not trying to, like, one-up us. Like, I feel like a lot of time, like, you know, if you get into a fight with a chick, especially, I'm petty, you know what I'm saying? So a girl will try to, like, one-up you. Well, don't forget you did this. It's like, well, bitch, you know what I'm saying? So it's like, if you try to one-up beat, I'm gonna-store. Right, I'm gonna try to one-up your ass. Like, just fuck. Like, I hate arguing. I hate raising my voice. Right. I hate all that argument of shit. So it's like, bro, can we just coexist? Like, why do you try to make it so difficult? Like, I feel like relationships over here are so

difficult than women over there are just like oh i fuck with you heavy so it's like let me fix your let me fix your food let me rub your feet like dog i was at nagasaki japan and uh a chick gave me a bath that i had only known for like two days yeah just to show that she fuck with me heavy gave me a whole bath so sick bro so it's like you know you it kind of fucks up dating when you've been out of the country and you see how women are not knowing if you have 10 000 or 10 million dollars in the bank and how they treat you just based off of your personality or physicality. And it's like, God damn. I see why niggas be getting male order brides.

Not white women. Yeah, fuck white women, bro. I don't know. Some of them, cool. They got to have, in order for me to fuck with a white chick, she needs to be heavily tatted. Because, you know, like, if a fucking Taylor Swift-ass white girl gets mad at me and say some shit and my big tatted ass is just standing there, you know, it's not good.

It's a liability. Yeah, it's a good. Yeah, it's like balance it out a little bit. Yeah, I need you to have. Like, bitch, at least have a neck tattoo so that they can believe me as equally as... One face tat. Maybe a felony. Yeah, they need to believe me as much as they believe you.

It's like, they come see you with a neck tattoo. It's like, oh, this bitch makes dumb decisions. We've seen her before. So, I'm curious. So they're more submissive there. But here, women, if you could put women on a scale of personality traits or just like how they are, from let's say making Georgia

to L.A. What's the difference? What's the spectrum? Oh, those chicks that move to L.A. have no fucking personality. They have no culture. L.A. is a fucking stolen culture,

bro. There's no culture in L.A. you know what I'm saying? I feel like L.A., people in L.A. in general is just like the epitome of like the culture of people in the U.S. Yeah.

In a way. In a way. It's just like the most intense It's just like the most distilled version of what the U.S. culture is, is like people in L.A. And like the way people think and the way people like... It's very superficial, though. The hierarchy. It's very superficial.

Like, over in L.A., you'll meet people that own rangeovers and Lamborghinis that have roommates. Right. They rent apartments, right? That's in St. P.HU. That's how superficial. Oh, it's over here. Damn. Yeah.

But I say girls over here have more, like, culture. They have more personality. Like, girls over here. over there you're asking, what do you like? I don't know. Like the beach? Like, bitch, what? Who don't like the beach?

Like, do you? Like, what? What are you saying right now? They don't have no person. They can't do shit but look good, bro. It's like, looks only lasts for like a month. And after that, like, I'm tired of this whole. My uncle always told me, bro,

no matter how fine a girl is, there's some niggas somewhere tired of that bitch. And that's true facts, bro, because, you know, like, You know who has, the baddest girls who have the best personality, I would say, are either strippers or sex workers. And I don't mind that either one. They have the most character. They have a lot of character, a lot of personality. I was talking to this girl, she's a stripper, and she was telling me how she was in a coat until she was 20 and she didn't lose her family until she was 21. That's what happened to that girl that dates the dude on Logan Paul's podcast.

What's her name? Lana Rhodes You know what I'm talking about? She's a porn star And she was same story She was in a cult when she was younger My first girlfriend in L.A. was a porn star Really?

Yeah, she helped me out a lot, bro I did a podcast with this chick who like studies porn And she studies like the negative effects of porn And like how porn people in porn are treated badly or whatever She's probably ugly as fuck No, she's really good looking. Really? Beautiful, yeah

What's wrong with that bitch? I don't know She's like she's all about like like just exposing the negative parts of the porn industry which you know she's doing some she's trying to do good because you know you I don't agree with everything she says most carons you see out here that are fighting yeah it's a very Karen thing yeah it's like most of y'all are ugly it's like bitch

I see why you mad like that's why you're mad at fucking stripper look like you're like fucking holiday ham bitch like yeah yeah no I just yeah totally but I guess what what we were talking about was I was like the girls a lot of girls or guys, whatever, that end up in porn are there because they're desperate to get away from something else.

Like they're in a situation or they're like living in a home. Sounds a lot like college to me, right? They're getting abused by like whatever, family members. They need to get the fuck away. And the most convenient, obvious way to make money is like, oh, I'm hot, I can go do porn and make a shitload of money and I can be independent. So why not focus on the abusive households instead of the porn industry?

Right. You know how much, you know, you? You know how many lives porn probably says? A lot. You know how many fucking teenage boys that would probably shoot up a school that they didn't have fucking porn? They're probably right. Exactly. So it's like for every negative you got to think of the positive.

Pussy size lives. There's definitely way. I think there's probably a lot more upside to porn than there's downside. It's just like any addiction. Exactly. Well, you know, people need that. Like if it was not for porn dog, I would probably have slept with a lot of chicks that I did not want to sleep with. Yeah.

It's like I go put on a good porn. That's a really good point. Let me tell this. girl my stomach. Right. Imagine all the fucking money you would have spent, the potential STDs you could have got, possibly get it, you know, get someone pregnant. Yeah. Instead, just pull up a porno and rub one out and be done with it.

That's why I've never been scared of coronavirus, though, because I've been dodging STDs for, like, like, bro, like, I don't use condoms, period, and I'm clean. I hate condoms. How do you avoid catching anything? Pray to Buddha, nigga. Just pray to Buddha. Damn. Put that positive engine.

atmosphere. That's fucking great. Put that positive energy. Cross your fingers. Yeah, bro. I got him on my hand. You know what I'm saying? I got I got Buddha on my hand, so always fingers, I always finger girls with this. Let him get a little taste first and then if my stomach start hurting, then I won't fuck her.

You know what I'm saying? So do you light some incense and put some oranges next to it before you're going? No, I honestly figure girls with this hand with Buddha on it. That's Buddha? Yeah, that's Buddha. That's one of the Hold that up for the camera so we can see it. I'm black. I don't know if you're going to see that.

Yeah, we can see it. It needs a couple more touchups. Sick. Finger girls with this hand, bro, my enlightening. Buddha. So you're seriously. And then you know. Yeah, I'm a black Buddhist, though.

And you're seriously a black Buddhist Trump supporter? I'm an independent. But like I said, bro, I'm all about tangibles, bro. Right, for sure. So it's like if the Green Party or the fucking, what is it, libertarians, if they got some shit. that sounds good to me, then I'm gonna go with them, bro.

But it's like, people, like, what's the chick that speaks for Trump? Kaylee, you know, the white chick Kaylee? Yeah, yeah, I know you're talking about. The girl who walks out on everybody. If he would allow her to do all her, all his speeches, America would love him. Because he gets up there in freestyles.

He don't look at no reference cars. You know, he starts out with the China virus. Like, you know what I'm saying? So he starts off wrong, you know. He don't know how to speak. He don't know how to, he don't know. But he does, though. He does, and that's the problem.

Everybody knows somebody who has a great heart, but they can't articulate very well. And Trump is that nigger. Like, that's my nigger, bro. I ain't got no problem with him. He knows how to hit people. The way he communicates, the one-liners that he has, some of the shit he says is, like, trigger words that he uses. He knows how to rile people up. When people say they don't like Trump, I'm like, you should just be glad you're in a country that you can't speak out against your president.

Yeah. Seriously, bro. Because like Not China Like you know what I'm saying Me Having family in Cuba And I go down there

And see them all the time And motherfuckers got to like Vidal Casho Or Raul Or who's the new one now I can't remember Whoever he is You got to like him regardless

You won't hear nobody Speaking bad about them Because they know what time it is You know what I'm So It ain't none of that shit So y'all Like

There's a video Going around right now Where it's like These Cubans went outside to protest and within like 30 seconds of them protests and they started getting beat and locked up in Cuba in Havana. So it's like you should be glad we live in a country

where you can go out there in protest and you motherfuckers are looting and destroying shit in the name of justice. Yeah. Or the injustice that has been, you feel deemed, that has been served towards us. It's like, you should be glad we can even do this shit without being shot.

And it's like the BLM, the BLM, the BLM people had the president of, this is like, this is a total rant, but like the BLM people had the president of Venezuela speak. And it's like, this motherfucker kills protesters. How to fuck. Where did they have them speak? They had them speak at one of their shits.

They like gave him an honor or a plaque or some shit. Really? Yeah, bro, that's why it's like, I like the term black lives matter. But that fucking organization, I can't rock with it, dog. As a black man. As a black man.

Because it's like, I don't know what to fuck y'all doing but something ain't right like yeah whoever started that website knows that website they have they definitely have an agenda they definitely they're doing something and it ain't for black lives i tell you that shit i was arguing with this dude there today he was talking about like he was saying the same thing and he was like you look at all these like what tucker was saying he's like look at these these NBA players with all these black lives matter uh signs on their jerseys they're just basically given a big middle finger to the rest of america all these dumb NBA players i'm like you think these NBA players i'm like you think these NBA players

players are really thinking that much are really like that deep in black lives matter the organization. No, they just they don't give a fuck. It's a positive thing to say like black lives matter, especially when there's, you know, and I feel like they don't give a fuck, bro. Like you could put, they're mostly 20, 21, 22 year old kids. And if you pay me 20, 30 million dollars a year, I put on whatever fuck you want. Right, right. If you put my mom's a hole in the back of my dream.

I'm still playing basketball because my mom lives in a nice house and drives a nice car. You think she'd give a fuck? I totally get it, bro. You know, it's like, as a comedian, I try not to speak on politics too much because, like, a lot of people, like, I had a, there was a time when, you know, everything was going on and I was posting because I used to be very, very anti-Trump until, like, I'm talking about, like, hate Trump

on the same emotional spectrum that most black people hate Trump because they were raised voting Democratic. You know what I'm saying? They don't know any better. It's like, why are you voting Democratic? Well, my mom voted Democratic, and Democrats are for the poor people. And so, like, I hated Trump up until the coronavirus, you know what I'm saying? And when I actually had time to go and read his policies and the tangibles that he's giving people of color.

And I'm like, why the fuck do I hate this guy? He doesn't know how to talk. Yeah, he comes out and says a lot of racist shit. But what 70-year-old white man doesn't say racist shit? My granddaddy said racist shit. You know what I'm saying? That's true. It's like, what do you expect from a, a.

person that comes from that generation. Yeah. So I can't hate the guy. You know what I'm saying? Like he's, I don't know. Yeah, I totally agree with you, man. It's like, bro, in the beginning of quarantine, Trump's tried to stop all flights from China and Europe.

And they was like, no, that's racist. So I was like, in the WHO, I see why he defunded they asked because they said in February that there was no way for the coronavirus to be passed from human to human. It was only from animal to human transmission. And we've quickly found out that was a lot. That's why they had to get defunded. I feel like the shit changes every week. All the rule, all the shit, all the facts or whatever.

What was the shit that the CDC put up like, what was it, a month ago, about only 6% of every coronavirus death died truly of coronavirus and everybody else who died, had 2.5 or more comorbidities. Did you see that one? I didn't see that one. That's on the CDC website. So it's like, at this point. point I feel like it's political.

You know what I said? They're not allowing live entertainment in L.A. It's like, come on, bro. Do you really see a lot of your comedian friends moving out, moving out of the area? A lot of guys. I know, like, a lot of the big, like, big names are. They have moved, and a lot of guys that are, like, on my level or lower have moved, also.

And I hope they don't never come back because L.A. is over flooded. Yeah, that is. We got, what, 20 million people? We have too many. We have, like, 500 people a day moving here. from New York and from Probably have more, bro. Even, I like what you call it.

What's his name? Ben Shapiro. He's moving to Tennessee. Is he really? He's moving the whole office. Oh, yeah, he lives in L.A., huh? Yeah. He's moving to Tennessee, though.

Nashville. Have you ever met that guy? Yeah, I've seen Ben Shapiro. What do you think of him? He talks too fast for me. I like him, but he talks so fucking fast. He's smart. For somebody to talk.

And he's got that, like, the high-pitched, tenie-n-n-n-n-n-n-me. The thing about Trump is, you know, Trump came and said, that the GDP and the DNC does not like Trump. And I just don't see how it's possible. It's like, how do you talk? How do you know what you're saying that fucking fast?

Like, I literally sometimes have to sit back and think what I'm going to say before I fucking say it. But his brain operates like so much faster than hours to where he's spitting out knowledgeable facts like 300 miles per hour. Way faster than I can ever talk and make sense. Oh, yeah. I got to sit back and fucking play his shit three times over just to figure out what he said. Like Ben Shapiro. How do you feel about Candace Owens? She should probably be quiet.

I mean, because it's like with black people as a whole, we're very emotional. We've seen a lot. A lot has happened and a lot of people are not working. They're not tired. They're not exhausted. So they have seen a lot with the police brutality, even though it's statistically lower during Trump's administration than it was them Barack's administration. It's like

as a black person you should know when and when not to say, even if you're saying something that's 100% right, an emotionally scarred person when they're dealing with something that has just happened they don't want to hear that. It's like if your brother got killed

dealing drugs and right after the funeral somebody's like hey bro if your brother wouldn't have been dealing drugs he wouldn't have been fucking killed. Here's the facts. Look how many other people's brothers got killed and telling drugs like what the fuck? Right. You know what I'm saying? We don't want to fucking hear that right now.

She's brilliant. You know what I'm saying? She's, you got to be smart to be her. You know what I'm saying? She'll run anybody under the table when it comes to the fucking politics. And also Angela Stanton. I love Angela Staten.

You know who Angela Staten is? She's a Republican that's running for Senate, I believe, in New York. I mean, in not in New York. In Georgia, she's one of the drug dealers that Trump pardoned. Oh, really? Yeah. She's, when you get a chance, go look at Angela Stanton on the breakfast club.

She shut all of them up. Really? There's some things I don't agree with her own. I follow her Instagram page. I'm like, all right, you. That's a little, like, the whole, like, abortion shit. I don't give a fuck about it because I'm a nigga that needs abortions because a lot of these girls I don't want them having my kids. Right.

So it's like, lead an abortion clinic open. Right. I got, like, five under my belt, you know what I'm like? It's like, do not fuck with it. Do not fuck with abortion. I have a lot of abortions, and I also make the best Plan B smoothies that you have ever tasted. Really? Yeah, in the morning, you know, the night, the day after you give a girl a nice Plan B smoothie and be like, drink up.

What else you put in the smoothie besides the Plan B? Some kale, assay, Greek yogurt. To match the taste, I don't only put almond butter or peanut butter. Really? Yeah, peanut butter will pretty much mass the taste of anything. Right, right down, Luke. Plan B smoothies, dog You got the recipe

You just got to put some strong Vectibles or something strong in there Like some turmeric So it would cover the taste of I'm like it's good for you Drink it up Because we eat into two So drink that

Do they know the plan B's in there? Of course not No no They don't know Yes they do I'm fucking this Yeah they know So now tell them

This episode will come back to This episode will come back to it Yeah they know Yeah they know Or plan B waffle, you know. It's gourmet. Yeah, bro. Blueberries and that motherfucker.

Yeah, man. So what's the schedule like now out in L.A. With everything shut down and the, I don't know if the comedy store's open or not, but... The comedy store's open for drinks. Okay. So what's like your... So what do you do now, now that there's not much going on out there? I'm doing...

You got a podcast, right? Mm-hmm. So I'm on two podcasts, The Kill 20 Podcast, which is the number one live recorded podcast in the world. more brothers and cursive, which we're doing pretty good, like, 20, 30,000 on YouTube every week and, like, I think 60,000 downloads on iTunes a week. We just started actually making money from our podcast, so shout out to that. That's dope.

So, yeah, between that and fucking with random bitches, that's all I pretty much do now, until, you know, comedy opens up. I shot something for Vice, like a month ago. Really? What did you shoot for them? I shot this campaign sponsored by Philip Morris to kind of, like, turn a positive I own vaping So they want to get people with like influence

That actually vaping I'm known like out here to be a vapor Like I got my vapid I take my vape everywhere dog Really? Like yeah I'm that nigga that gets in trouble On the airplane for vaping Was it?

Yeah Did you quit vaping to get off cigarettes? I quit cigarettes for vaping You said it backwards Oh yeah I said it backwards Yeah really What kind of cigarettes did you smoke? I started off

First cigarette I ever smoked Was a Newport 100 because I'm black of course And then I transitioned into the Camel Crush and then Camel crush. The menthol, the marble menthol and then when I ended I was on American Spirits.

Really? My favorite cigarettes are still Newports. Newports. If I ever end up smoking a cigarette, I prefer Newport. I have to be really fucking drunk, though. I also did the ones that are made for cocaine sniffing. What are they called? Parliament. That's for cocaine sniffing? You don't see the little cup in the back of the filter that's used.

to scoop up some cocaine? No. The filter starts like an eighth of an inch, and so the paper comes out a little bit, and you can get a little... Yeah, bro. Oh, yeah, they got a little dish in there. I did not know that.

To make the cigarette lighter, because now there's more air that can get into it with the smoke. But, like, with most drug addicts, you find unique purposes for things that were intended for doing drugs. You no longer need your fingernail.

You just get the fucking... Clearly what it was for. They know what it was for. Yeah, they know. My boy go with it. He got a supreme hat on. He knows what time it is. He's got a special key just for doing cocaine.

He's got a key that's not even carved out. It's like this big, what is it? It's a pistol. Shovel. You got it for me. I got it for my birthday. Cocaine down here probably good, bro. I've had a lot of friends die from the cocaine over in L.A.

Really? They're putting fentanyl and everything, though. Damn. I'm not a real big drug person. Like, I do CBD and THC, like, pre-roll joints, but I don't really fuck with, like, because I'm already, like, high naturally. Like, I've tried a few things. I don't ain't my cup of tea. Like, I've microdosed shrooms.

That was cool. I could, I could get into that, but it's like, I feel like after a while your body's going to get used to it and then I'll start a fucking full dosing trumes. And I don't want to be tripping for, on the regular. Yeah, I don't want to be tripping for eight, ten hours a day. Yeah, every day. Yeah, I like to be me all the time. That's why I only drink, like, certain liquor that I know I can still function 100%

me while I'm on that liquor. Like, I can drink a whole bunch of. bottle this shit and probably pass a drug. Well, I can probably drink a half a bottle of it and still pass a little. Really? Yeah, bro. You're about a quarter deep on that thing already. Yeah, I'm cruising, bro, and I'm still sitting here talking to y'all, not sweating yet.

It's a little toasting here, but yeah. I don't know. I don't know how better the drugs are here than they are in L.A. They're probably a lot better. But a lot of people get into drugs a lot younger here, I feel like, and they quit a lot. Yeah, and y'all also, like, just Florida, you know, it has that stigma. Yeah, it does. Pain pills were bad.

Yeah, you either quit, you die, or you go to jail. Yeah. Like, they were never doing bath sauce in L.A. that I know of. Yeah. Yeah. And Pallor does all the crazy shit. Kind of starts here and spreads. I don't know. The culture or whatever starts like L.A. New York.

It's a testing ground. I don't, yeah. I don't know too many people that do pain pills. I don't know. I don't know anybody that does meth. Yeah. Like the drug, like me hanging with comedians, the number one drug is shrooms, acid, and cocaine.

And weed, weed. Yeah. But that's like... Shroom, acid, and cocaine. Yeah, and all that shit just is, like, natural to me. Like, you know what I'm saying? I don't never see anybody have a bad trip on either one of those. Like, I see people pop shrooms and just going to their own little world.

DMT, people out there do a lot of synthetic DMT. Really? Mm-hmm. I don't fuck with it. No, I'd be afraid to fuck with it. Seems like a lot. It does seem like too much. Yeah, bro.

Fuck that. Mm-mm. I'm cool on that, dog. Has it ever offered to you? Yeah. I've been offered everything, dog. Really? Yeah.

I've been offered every drug you can imagine, bro. Like, I don't fuck with it. I like how you were explaining that working security at, like, a comedy club is like being a Navy Seale. I don't work security. What did you do? What did you do? It's because I'm a big black guy, right?

I thought you said you worked, you did, you started like low level working like, like, I'm a door guy. Working the door. I'm a door guy. So a door. Oh, look, whatever. Look at it. Whatever you got a job.

You get your podcast and did disrespect you. You work close to the front door, right? Sometimes, but not all the times. I mean, I'm saying you started there. I mean, like, door hosts, we work in all the positions. Yeah. Just digging itself. Dig up.

But, I mean, we work in the main room, the original room, the belly room. We have three rooms at the comedy club. Sometimes we work in the front patio. And on summers, working the front patio can be fun because that's where the bitch is at. And you can, you know, if you do it right, you can maybe sneak a couple of drinks if you cool with the bartender because they don't want us drinking or doing drugs. They know we do, you know, drink and do drugs.

Don't make it obvious. They don't want you to do it while you're on shift. And if you do it, don't make it obvious. So it's like, if you cool with the bartender, they'll sneak you a drink. So, like, working the patio can, on a weekend, like, you might not make no money, like, as far as, like, tips and shit go. Because, like, and I wonder who's going to see this. God damn, I want to tell us so much.

No one watches it. You can say that. You're a fucking liar. I won't have a job and be bad. But yeah, like, you know, you can make you can make tips in the main room. You know, if people, you know,

want to sit in a specific spot. And they're from out of town, they'd be like, I got $200. Have the hook up. Yeah. Oh, you want to sit right there? Yeah, come on, bro. Let me take you over there.

So, you know, you do that four or five times a night. You just do the math, you know, if you're working in the main room, especially with a Joe Rogan or if a Chris Alia is up on the lineup. You know. How often do those big name guys come through there? Three, four times a week.

Really? Every day, like, every day at a comedy show, you're going to see somebody that you know. Like, in any given day of Jerry Seinfeldon, a Martin Lawrence, a day of Japan. Damn. Just pop in. That's so sick. Hey, what's up? Bill Burr's probably there like twice a week when he's in town.

Wow. Adam Sandler's, Craig. What's, a hot tub time machine? What's his name? Help me out. Craig. Hot tub time machine. Oh, yeah, yeah.

What's his name? Craig. Dude from the office. Oh, I can't... Craig Robinson Yeah, why can I think

right now? So Craig Robinson When I saw Jerry Seinfeld That shit was like What was he? What was he there Just do a little stand-up? So before his special drop

He came there And worked out his material Okay That was been cool Yeah So they just pop in And do that? Mm-hmm

If you're a big enough name Like They just show up They test their shit They just come in On random nights And just like Well I'm pretty sure

They feel the crowd out right I mean Sometimes Sometimes they'll pop in But most of the times they'll fucking, you know, coordinate with our talent coordinating, and they'll be like, I'm coming in this weekend or so. So, like, you know, they'll fucking have a chunk

and they'll say special guest, or they might say, like, special guests that smokes cigarettes, let everybody know. So if they say, like, special guests that smoke cigarettes, I know that's Dave Chappelle. Okay, yeah. But that's, like, inside information. You won't know that coming to the club. You know what I'm saying? Okay.

But they'd be like, we have a special guest that smokes cigarettes. That's one of my favorite things about watching Dave Chappelle is watching just burns him up. What he does with the cigarette. He'll, like, pause for, like, a whole minute and just look at a cigarette, take a big drag off the cigarette, and just, like, laugh to himself. Like, this just adds so much to his whole routine. And that's the part about, like, when I was at the club last night, versus, like, the headliner, you know what I'm saying? Like, had I been the headliner, that set would have went a lot different because when you're the headliner and people are coming.

coming to see you, they want to see you. So they want to see like every little tick of you. So like when you're like the greatest comedian that ever lived, Dave Chappelle, well, I mean, number two in my book, Patrice is number one to me. But when you're like one of the greatest comedians that have ever lived, people want to see all that. They want to see your mannerisms. Right.

They want to see how you put the fucking mic in the stand, how you walk away from it. Every little thing. Like Chris Rock times every step with a joke. You know what I'm saying? On purpose. I don't know if you remember It was it 10 years ago He dropped a special

And they showed it in like Several different places that he was doing it To show that he was in the same position Telling the same joke Each time in the clip Yeah it was no shit Yeah bro he's Like comedians are probably like some of them

I probably had some of the dopest conversations With comics And that's why like My friends that I grew up with It's hard to like You know when I go home It's hard to kick it with them because it's like, bro, seven nights a week I hang with the most interesting people in the world.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, it's nothing for me to talk to Dave Chappelle and we go grab food after the comedy store and sit somewhere for three hours. And then it's like, when I come home, I got a fucking CEO factory working ass. So it makes sure. What the fuck do you want? Hey, bro, tell me some, like, profound shit.

Yeah. Yeah, change your steel-toed boots every six months. What the fuck? Damn, man, I had to McDonald's for lunch today. That fucking filet of fish was good. Yeah, bro. So, like, that's why I understand, like, when people say, like, when people get money, they change.

You do. Like, even me, like, I'm not rich. I'm doing, like, okay. I'm doing, like, good for L.A. I've been there 10 years. I must obviously be doing something, right? You know what I'm saying? But it's like, I'm not rich.

but like my taste and stuff has changed like the liquors I drink have changed the women I want to hang around the stuff I want to do and then it's like you know you go back home with your friends were like damn you Hollywood now it's like nah bro like you just don't know better stuff in life right you know what I'm saying like dog there's more out there like you know what I'm saying

like bro I ate Waffle House last night for nostalgia and then I went up to my hotel and threw up because my body I used to that shit I threw up last night you really yeah my body he ain't used to that bullshit. You know, I shop at Whole Foods now. You got Whole Foods money?

Yeah, bro, I got Whole Foods money. Bro, I shop at Air One. I don't even know what that is. Never ever. It's a grocery store that makes Whole Foods look like Publix. That's where I shop is public. What's the fanciest grocery store we have around here? Whole Foods.

Probably Sprouts. Oh, yeah, Sprouts right on the street. Is that more expensive than Whole Foods? They're comparable. Like, I shop at. I shop, so I did an experiment one time because every time I go, like, not trying to brag anything, but like, like, I'm not trying to brag. 150 to 175 lasts me like a week from Whole Foods.

So I try to do an experiment at sprouts and I spent like more. $150, $150. 175. That's like my, I'm a pescatarian also, so it's going to be a little bit more expensive. And I like to eat wild-caught salmon. So, you know, that's, I don't really want to eat the form. shit with so much mercury in it, you know, so it's like, you know, a little boozy, like, you know, I'm the fattest

pescatarian you ever meet. But all my fucking numbers are good, you know what I'm saying? Fat healthy. You get blood work on? Everything. Yeah, bro. Really? Dad, nope. L.A. people. L.A. people, you know what I'm saying? I do... Get your blood work on. I do fucking cryotherapy. Do you really? Shit. I

I float, bro. I do sensory deprivation. Do you do the float tanks? Yeah, of course. That's just amazing, bro. I see a chiropractor though. I get acupuncture. Wow Wow, that's amazing I do wet cupping Like I do all that

Yeah What's wet cupping Where they like put like little incisions on you And then put a cup To like Yeah that's what like Oh And that sucks them up

Yeah bro Athletes What is that I mean shit I don't know but It makes you feel good Yeah Mentally it makes me feel good

I think is it like one of those things It just makes you feel good Because you can just drop $200 on that Like that's cool Well you got to go on Groupon I'm not saying I'm doing like full price shit Are you not paying full?

No I do a lot of groupon I don't got that's where it's at I don't got that much money you know what I'm saying I can take a girl on a nice date you know what I'm saying I can ball out here in Tampa but I don't ain't like you know what I'm saying like this year was gonna if if quarantine would not have happened

the way my January February and March went I was probably gonna make like probably like a quarter of a million this year wow yeah bro it's good money yeah I was I was feeling like a drug dealer bro like because I'm on the road every fucking weekend my podcast is doing good I'm getting booked on this booked on that and then

that's why I like lost my mind in March and April dog like I was like what the fuck like everything just fucking stop like I was doing so good like I'm not supposed to be doing this shit and you know like comedians I don't know how many comedians I know but we're like emotional beings like we have so much anxiety we have I have a panic attack

every day dog like we have so much depression like like with comedians either were very manic or were very depressed. Like there's no middle ground like regular people just like any type of creative. You know what I'm saying? There's two ends of the spectrum

that either we lie on depressed or manic. There's no middle. There's no like, oh, I just feel normal. It's like I either feel really happy or I feel really fucking sad. And that's why comedians get wound up in so much like alcohol and shit. So that's why like Joe Rogan

does like, you know, where he sits in the sauna. He does all this other. do extreme shit. You have to, bro, because if you're not going to get into drugs, you've got to find other things that you're going to do, like, oh, my chiropractor, that's my drug. You know, go get my spine, crack. Yeah, I have all that. You know what I'm saying? Go fucking do

cryotherapy. Get that feeling. Yeah, go do my fucking cryotherapy. I got a high right now. So what does that feel like? Cryotherapy? Yeah. You play sports? Not really anymore. I got too many injuries. You're like an extreme skateboarder. Yeah, used to. I can tell you. We all did.

Yeah, he's got really brittle. Yeah Paper machet Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Good gust of wind

Will knock his feet off So yeah man It's like cryotherapy Feels like an ice bath Yeah Like cold as shit But it You know

You ever Like put your hands Under some real real hot water And like it feels cold For a second But it warms up That's how cryotherapy feels Like it's so fucking cold

And then your body Just feel like It feels hot Yeah Like it's weird Like the body's weird Bro like when it tries To like protect all the organ

This shit It's like you just get like An influx of being hot Yeah Cold shit's really good for you Yeah I take cold showers I don't take hot showers

Same I take cold showers too I think hot Then I switch to cold No I do I do it all You straight cold the whole time Yeah I start off like

Damn near cold And then go cold to finish off Because I started doing Brazilian Jiu Jitsu And catch wrestling Throughout quarantine To like I'm down like

fucking 38 pounds. So I started doing that shit just to like help me because I need, I'm a type of person. Like I need structure. I can't like I couldn't just work a nine to five. Like I need something to do all the time where if I don't want to do it, I don't have to. Not like a job. Like you have to do a job. But I need so I'm like, all right, Brazilian jihitsu is it?

So I'm doing this shit like three, four times a week. And like you get a lot of like little neck cramps and, you know, arm cramps or like the cold. So, like, the cold showers and the cryotherapy is coming in handy now. Oh, yeah, I bet. With, like, the body aches and shit. So, yeah. I was interested. You were talking about how, like, talking to comedians is so much different than talking

just, like, your friends who do normal shit. Why do you think comedians are so much more interesting to talk to? Because in order to be funny, you got to be very, very dark. Dark? Yeah, you got to have something to draw from. Like, whether you grew up rich or poor, like, you know, I grew up middle class, but I still got like a hell of like kid struggles that I had

like not having my mom around you know having a fucking abusive grandfather you know having a racist grandfather you know being one of the lightest kids out of all his grandkids so getting that fucked up treatment because like who my daddy was and like him not

liking my dad so him taking that out on me because my mom worked all the fucking time so I stay with my grandparents so like what your dad was Cuban right my dad is Cuban and he's or he's Yeah, he's Cuban, but you said he's racist? No, no, no. You're a grandfather.

So, because I, like, grew up with, like, curly hair, because, you know, my dad's Cuban born on the island and shit. Yeah, yeah. So, like, I was lighter, or a little, like, a little lighter than most of my cousins. So, like, having a fucking, like, I don't, I don't know what the dilemma was with my granddad, where he just didn't like my dad, didn't like me,

but, like, dog, like me and my little brother, we didn't get treated the best. Even though, you know, our, our mom made great money. I mean great money for where we live You know what I'm saying? Like we lived a great life Bro, I went to private school part of my life And then public school the rest of my life

Because of my choice I wanted to go to public school Because I couldn't relate to those Fucking private school Yeah, so Yeah like everybody has their own struggle Whether you were abused Or what, you know what I'm saying?

So that's what comedy draws from If you grew up like just too happy Like no fucking struggle What does your What does your what does your what do you draw from because comedy is crazy as fuck

I go on stage in front of people I don't know with my opinion and I have to make you give a fuck right that's insanity yeah it is you know what I'm saying so think of how crazy comedians are we're the beekeepers of entertainment like how crazy is a motherfucker

that wants to go collect honey for a living like motherfucker you're insane you want to collect honey We're the beekeepers of entertainment You want to go on stage with your opinion And you want to make other people And care about what you think That's insanity

You know what I'm saying? Like, did y'all drink this tequila yet? What are you waiting on, bro? When you're drinking beer? Let me look up There's another one. Fuck that beer, bro. Get the way you need to be quickly.

I'm there. I cannot drink beer, bro. I peeve so much when I drink beer. Yeah, bro, take that. That's George Clooney's shit. He sold it. So the guy, when I bought this shit today, the guy, the old guy at the register, he's like... George Clooney.

That's good. He's like, I refuse to buy this tequila. Why? That's why? I'm like, why? He's like, because George Clooney sold his company for $3 billion. And he's got more money than God and he needed an extra $3 billion. jealous.

That's what it sounds like. I'm like, what do you have about George Clooney? I'm sure every guy who owns all these tequila companies is a billionaire. He's like, he was just like, because George Clooney, he's got too much money,

so I'll never try his to chew it. That's stupid as fun. Oceans 11 was sick. Throughout quarantine. You are, come on. Come on. And like too much in quarantine,

I went through like $10,000. I went through like all my savings. Because I was buying like a bottle of this like every other day. Is that expensive? it can get up there, like at some places, 60, 70 bucks. You know what I'm saying? So I was buying a bottle of that every day because it's good, right? It is good.

It's definitely the... I actually see that truck driving down the street all the time. It's the best that I've ever had. I have to say that. To me, this is not the best, but for me, this is the most practical. Yeah, I mean, it's good. I like Petron too, though. I don't like Petron or Don Julio.

I don't like Don Julio on 9-14. I like it cold. I don't, I'm not a fan of 1940. The only... What's nice? The only liquid. I'll take some ice. Give me a cube, yeah.

I'll take some money. I'll take some ice cube. That's why I got on my shirt. Yay, yay. Yeah, yay. The only tequila I put above Casamigos is Clasazzoal. And that's just like $140, $150. What about Jose?

That's out of my range. Jose Cuervo? That's crackhead looking. Are you saying? It's in a glass bottle, though. Jose Cuervo. You really said that? You don't, you drink beer.

It's like to mix margaritas. When I drank beer, I drank, what was it, Blue Moon? Blue Moon. What's a good one? With the orange. Yeah. An orange slice in it. Yeah. And I used to fuck with fat tire when I was hanging around a lot of white boys.

Fat tire. Fat tire. That's good. No PBR. No. Bush? Natty? I mean, I grew up drinking fucking Miller High Life because I'm a country boy.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, please. You know, I was drinking that shit at 12.30. You know, I'm a country boy, though. We drank beer in moonshine at fucking 14, 15. Moonshine. Y'all drink that down here? Not really.

Not too much. Some people haven't in their freezers? That's. I drink that more when I lived up north Of north where New York and Pennsylvania Yeah, New York, yeah Whatever anyone's got it

Guys I was working with We're making it Like up in the mountains though Gotts North New York Bro like If New York did not get that cold I would live there

I like New York Oh yeah It was cold as fuck New York is so real Yeah bro I was in fucking Canada in New York This year for like

Three weeks Performing and I didn't do anything. Like Uber eats everything. Like only went to the club and back to my room. I went to Niagara Falls, though. It was cold as fuck. I had a, what was called?

Columbia jacket. Fucking, the hoodie that covered my ears, gloves, timblins. Br, it was, I hate cold weather, bro. Yeah, Sam. I cannot stand cold weather. You're in the right spot. Yeah.

Well, this is it, man. I got a flannel shirt on. That's how much I like. heat. I got a flannel. The biggest nigga in the room got a flannel shirt. Yeah, that's true. You're not hot. You're not warm? I mean, I feel good, bro. I like heat, bro. I like heat,

though. Brain in the heat. I'm like a Tibetan monk. You know what I'm like a fucking Tibetan monk? No, but I will. Are you to go? Yeah, bro, I'm going to go over there and meditate with them niggas. Yeah, I'm going to meditate with them. I'm not even going to feel the cold. That's how that's how high my meditation is you. That's how, yeah, that's how how high my meditation is going to get me, though.

Go in a cave. for a year and then come out. Yeah, bro, why not? That would be sick. I mean, because when you make a lot, but when I make like $25 million, I'm going to take a year off. Yeah.

To just enjoy myself and realize, like, who I am. Like, you know what I'm saying? I made $25 million. Like, I'll be good for the rest of my life. Who's going to pay you $25 million? Just collectively when I do all my shit, bro. When you're going to save that much. You're going to pay me $25 million where you go see my movies

and come to my shows. Or I'll probably get y'all like some backstate passes. Okay. Hell yeah. You know, but you know, everybody collectively. Okay. That's, yeah, bro, like, because I know I'll probably make a great, a great percentage of my fortune off of live entertainment stand-up. I don't see myself being some fucking owner Schwarzenegger in the movie theaters.

I'll be a great character actor. Like, you know, a gangster in prison or something. Yeah. Because I'm not finished getting tattoos, bro. I'm about to get a fucking necktack. Are you really? Yeah. What kind of necktie you're going to get?

I'm going to get what was on my, like, it's, It's so crazy, bro. I'm going to get what was on my granddaddy's casket. It's so crazy, like, because he was, like, the only father figure I knew. Like, my daddy wasn't shit growing up. And, like, when my granddaddy died, it was, like, I was glad he died, but I was, like, damn, that was, like, my only father figure growing up. It was, like, a weird.

I had to really, I was talking to my therapist a lot when my grandfather passed because when he was sick, I was ready for him to die. It was so weird, though. It's so, like, sinister that I wanted this guy to die because of, like, the shit he did when I was young. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's like, bro, like, no matter how old you get, you know, the shit people do to you, you remember that for the rest of your life.

Like, you probably remember who bullied you in the third or second grade. Yeah. You know, it's full name. You never forget that no matter how nice they try to be when you're older. It's like, bro, I still remember the fucked up shit you did to me. I still remember the fucked up shit you said to me, and I've never really gotten over that. that, you know, and it's like, and the way he treated my mom, you know what I'm saying?

Like, I feel like he looked at his daughters, especially as property. And it's like, when I got older, that shit, me and him didn't really, like, click because, like, you're not going to be talking to my mom like that. Like, I'm at the age now. I can whip your ass, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'll really fight you. So, like, when he died, it was a weird space for me.

Like, it's like, it was kind of like, like, I'm glad he died, but fuck, I'm sad. shit. Because even though he was fucked up, that's only father figure I know. So it was a weird, weird place for me, dog, when he died. He died in January. And, like, I will see him out there. It was like four times a week because I'm like, man, I feel like a fucking asshole that I wanted him to die.

I wanted him to die. But whatever. I'm going to get what was on his casket tied on my neck. Made a work I have done speak for itself. I like that. Yeah. That's a strong quote. Yeah, bro.

Super strong. I don't got to say shit. That's good. I like that. Yeah, but I want what was on his casket, like, tatted on my neck right here. Just the words? No, that high, like this low. Okay, like right above the shirt line?

Yeah. That's what's up. Yeah, I like tattoos, bro. Yeah, I can tell. If you want me to be in your movie, just put makeup on him. Johnny Depp is tatted. D.L. Hughley is tatted. There's a lot of tattered celebrities out here.

So if you want me in your shit, fuck it. put makeup on it. They're all tattooed. I don't know anybody doesn't have a tattoo. Do you got one motherfucker? No, I'm the only one who doesn't. Exactly. You're over here with the gayest speech.

I don't see why anybody is in town. Why don't you do crack? But you should do that shit, man. How do you feel about, like, crack in, like... Smoking crack? In PCP. I want to try it before I die. I want to try smoking crack once at least.

I, low-key. Not PCP. I heard PCP lasts a long fucking time. Crack, I hear it just lasts really quickly. I'm not like, I'm not drunk or anything, but I feel like those are like alien drugs. Alien drugs? Especially like PCP. You know, like, when somebody's high on PCP, they're like, damn, he has superhuman strength.

Yeah, yeah. I think, like, PCP takes the veil off and you're actually, like, who you are when you're high on that. But you can't control it because you're not used to this. It's all energy. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's all energy, bro. I feel like drugs really, like, open your third eye. And they reveal, like, who you truly are, especially like PCP.

I feel like that's an alien drug, though, because anytime you hear somebody who was high on PCP, they fought like six people. And they couldn't get it. Took 10 tasers and kept going. Exactly, bro. Yeah, butt-ass naked. But they're naked running down the highway. Air Force ones.

I feel like it's an alien drug, bro. It's an alien drug because that shit, like, imagine if we could take. that drug but focus it to where we needed it to focus. So that superhuman strength that you have, you use it to get shit done. To get shit done. It was positive. Right. It was positive.

A positive PCG. And not just beating up police officers. That's why I feel like it's an alien drug. I mean, like, I feel like you're an idiot if you don't believe in aliens. You know what's fucked up, though, about alien technology. Like, you think about the Egyptians, they got the pyramids and all that technology, and we got PCP if this theory holds up. Maybe they were high on PCP when they did.

They channeled it. Well, the aliens made the pyramid. It's not the, not the Egyptians. Yeah, that's the alien technology. What's that? I technically, I really feel like I'm an alien, dog. Maybe you are. From where?

Can't not prove it. I don't know, probably, probably like Negrodon or something shit. Negrodon. Some planet like Negrodotan. Hell yeah. Nigadon. You think that would show up on 23 and me? Took it?

Yeah, bro. At least a few percent. 38% Cuban, 12% Negradonian. 2% nicodian. Like 6% European, Anglo-Saxon. Oh, my God. Hell yeah, bro.

That shit would totally show up. Motherfucking 23-O-B. You think the aliens are coming here? Who was the kind of this bullshit? I don't know. I don't even worry. I wish. we had an escape to another planet.

What they were to come here for? Elon Musk trying to take you to Mars. The only reason they would come here is to make sure we don't all just, like, melt the Earth somewhere else. They're going to come here to make sure we don't kill each other. No, they're going to come here like he just said to make sure we don't come to their shit. Like when we start with... They know we can't get that.

When Elon Musk starts... When Elon Musk starts launching his shit, that's when they're going to show themselves. He's launching. Like, nah, my mother-fell, you're getting too close to our shit. You ain't for the fuck up our shit. We've been watching you. Yeah, but they said they were going to, like, release all the class of hard information about the flying saucers

they found. Yeah, bro, this is a fucking, it's a simulation dog. They dropped us here to see how we could coexist with each other. And their version of Sims is playing out. Exactly. Like, nerds have created podcasts and made millions of dollars playing video games. Yep. You know what I'm saying? Here's what we came to.

They're like, we put this shit here for you motherfuckers to plant trees to fuck. You really fucked the whole earth up. What the fuck are y'all? Pretty soon they go press control, I'll delete on the Apple Z for a couple centuries.

He's like, yeah, let's try it again. Factory reset. You're having to reboot. Apple Z for a couple centuries. Can we fucking start? Take it back to Christmas addicts. Take it back to Christmas at. Take it back to the Boston Tea Party.

Let's see these niggas get it right this time. Oh my God, dude. But bro, think of like how one instance of your life can change like forever. Yeah. Like, dog, like, three weeks before I moved to LA, I'm 19.

My best friend at the time, Sedge Dinnard, calls me. And that's why anytime this girl hits me up, I send her money. I was dating this girl named Rhonda. She knows who she is. I won't say her last night.

But any, so I was supposed to, my boy, Sedgid Dinar. It was a little older than me. He had their prison time. Like, that's the thing I mean. I grew up very great, but I hung with the worst of people kind of.

You know, like I hung with crackheads prostitutes because, like I said, they have personality. I'm all about personality, dog. Yeah. I don't give a fuck. What you're about. Interesting people. Yeah. So.

Not boring-ass rich kids. Exactly, though. I hung around this guy named Sedra Dinar. He was probably like six years older than me. And he had went to prison as a teenager for robbing the jury store. So when I'm like 18, 19, I'm hanging around this guy. guy we doing I feel like the statute of limitation is over

so in making Georgia we would go to Atlanta and what is it called? Vermeli what is it when they take silver jury and then gold-plated I'm not sure It's like Vermeli for something

gold-plated silver jury yeah what is it called? Gold-plated silver Yeah gold-plated silver jury Is there a term for it? Yeah, it's like Vermicelli Like, is it showing? I'm probably searching for the wrong thing

Type in V-E-R-M-E-C-I-L-I, I think Vermiscily That's a Vietnamese noodle bowl And then type jewelry Did it come up? Vermil? Yeah, well, maybe. Vermil, yeah, some shit like that.

Huh. Did it come up? Silver guilt. That is? It's probably It's the first thing that came up So it's got to be true So basically it's

Silver Jury played it with gold Like a thin layer of gold So we would go Yep That's what it is right So Macon Country-ass city

We would go to Atlanta And get like And sell it as gold We would go to Atlanta And get like $500 worth of shit And go to Macon And take it to pawn shops

Because they only had One layer of testing Not like the intensive test that they had this was 10 years ago so we would go to Atlanta Matt Cox should be proud we would go to Atlanta and get like

$500 worth of fucking Vermeli How do you say? Vermil Vermil Vermil Vermil that sounds right so we get like $500 worth of Vermil

from the Atlanta swap meets go to Atlanta and make like three I mean go to making it and make it like 3K on it wow so this is the type of dude I was hanging around nice you know what I'm saying I was a decent scam Yeah it's not bad And it's not it's not harmful

No it's not harmful at all I'd be like I thought it was going Like a slimy scam I bought it Resell it Yeah exactly Just a wholesaler It's like if you get a fake 50

Just pass it on to the next one Yeah Yeah Keep it rolling Be cool Pay it forward We would go get that shit From the Atlanta swap meet

Come sell it And make us Swap meat Five hundred dollars And make us like $3,000 and we would fucking roll around town, pull up on people like doing lawn work

and snatch their weed eaters and whatever they had in the back of their truck. Like, though, I was on some... Even though I came from a family like that, because, like, I didn't really want to, like, do what my mom wanted me to do. She had kind of, like, cut me off. So I was living at her house,

but I still, like, if I asked her for, like, 20 bucks, she'd be like, no. So I'm like, I don't want no fucking job. All I want to do is entertainment shit. So I hooked up with Cedric. And he was like, you know, if we get caught, bro, you'll be out. out and, you know, we were just snatching little shit.

You know what I'm saying? So I was doing shit like that. And we snatched shit, take it to the pawn shop, steel shit. The craziest thing I ever did was in 2008, was it? We had like a big hurricane in Macon. And we like went, I was like fresh out of high school, 2008, 2009, somewhere around there. And we went into like some like hurricane destroyed properties and grab stuff. Oh, shit.

That was the worst. I hope they don't arrest me for this, well? My lawyer is going to probably... Allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah, my lawyer's going to probably contact you in a few days.

If you release that episode. Ceasing to sis on this episode. Nah, but he'll be all right. But, yeah, allegedly, we went into people's houses and grabbed shit. Yeah. And this is back when,

what is it called? You take, like, the copper wire from houses. Scrapping. Yeah, scrapping. We still go for, like, Four, five dollars a pound.

So, bro, like, allegedly we would make, like, $1,200 a day just, like, with scrapping shit. You know, that's what they say we did. Like, no, I don't really know if it's true. That's what they made. That's what they heard. Yeah, I heard it. I heard it. I don't know about it that much.

But, yeah, that's the type of shit made. That's the type of shit that they say he did with this other dude. So, um. You get a great politician. I'm already in the run. is right So My blood

I'll tell that in a minute But so yeah Like three weeks before I was about to move to No Probably more than that Because before I was going to move to LA I was in Miami So probably like three or four months

Before I was going to move here He asked me to take him to sell A cell phone It was like a I think the The sidekick The one they used to slide up Oh yeah, that was a good one

So he's like Take me to sell this cell phone I'll shoot you like you know $10-15 gas It would get something to eat Because he was still shit Because back then There was no like

EINs and all that shit So if somebody stole your cell phone It was just stole It was like 10 years ago No SIM cards Yeah If somebody stole it was just stolen Yeah it's gone

There's no internet Where I could just Quick type in like Yeah I mean it was internet But it wasn't like how it is now That was different Yeah

He was like, take me to, you know, pick this shit up. I mean, to sell this cell phone. And I'm like, all right, for sure. I'm going to come scoop you up in like 30 minutes, bro. We'll come and do that shit. So this chick I was fucking with Naironda asked me to come through and kick it with her. And I'm glad that day I chose pussy. I'm glad that day I chose Hose over Bros.

He got broke. Nah, so he went to go sell the cell phone. And I didn't know that he was going through. to rob the guy of the money but still keep the cell phone. So I would have been the fucking getaway driver on that fucking robbery. Because I, you know, I text him later on that night.

I'm like, hey, bro, what's up, man? It was good with you. And then me and her laid up in the bed and we see it on the news at 11 o'clock, Cedric Dinarred. Tried to rob a guy of his. The money went selling the cell phone and the guy took, it was an Asian guy.

The guy took the gun and ended up chasing him. And I'm like, I was like, girl, you saved my life. I was like, he did like eight years, bro. He just got out like two years ago because he already had, I probably would have did, what, one, but I would still have one. Maybe a couple. I don't know, maybe a couple.

Maybe six months for a bit. You know in Georgia how it is. You probably get a couple. If you went, how does it go in Georgia? If you're present during the admission of a crime, you're charged just as well as the government. You know how that Georgia shit goes. I think it stopped anywhere. Yeah, I don't know nothing about it.

California. I only know Florida. Like in Georgia, like in Georgia, I believe, like, if, even if you getaway driver. Same thing in Florida, for sure. So if you go, if somebody goes in there and shoots the guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're getting a couple. It's the same in California, too, I'm pretty sure.

Matt Cox was telling a story about how. California's so liberal, dog. Oh, yeah, yeah. I had a friend who did a fucking bank robbery, and, but he didn't use a gun and he was out of like six months. How do you rob a bank without a gun? Give him a note. He was out in six months? Mm-hmm.

Wow. But, yeah. But I bet the gun ups the Annie a lot. Yeah. It does. You're doing some time. You're doing some time with the gun. But yeah, that's why anytime that girl hit me up, I'll get, like, bro.

When I get famous, I probably give her $100,000 just because, like. Wow, you hear that, Rhonda? Saved you. She knows a deal. We still. Shout up, Ron. You guys are still friends? Yes.

Oh, that's cool. Bro, I can never not be her, Frank. Because, like, literally, like, you're responsible for who, I mean, not you solely, but you, the universe and combine. That was a serious moment for you guys. Yeah, that was a fork in the row where you went to right one. Even though I hate you relationship-wise, I'm glad you had enough persuasion over me

to get me to come to your house instead of. Because I, you know, I was texting him like, damn, but I know you're going to be mad at me, though, but I'm sorry, you still my boy. And he wasn't replying back, so I'm like, fuck. My boy said you're mad at me, though. Yep. I just ran into him in June. Really?

When I was in Georgia, yep. but I'm so glad that chick had persuasion over my life with that pussy power so glad I ain't never been more glad to have holes over bros until that that was the only time bro but yeah man fuck I could have been in prison and not be who I am now because I mean you know you get out of prison can't find a job you like if I would have got out of prison you think I would have had L.A. on my mind like fuck no no yeah no bro like no yeah after a year in prison you're or jail, whatever. Yeah, bro, I wouldn't have had that shit on my mind, dog.

And ever since then, dog, I've done like a totally, like, I don't even do the same shit anymore. That's that moment. Yeah, bro. Where it's like you can either keep going or you can do your thing and realize who you are. And it's like, how does a suburban kid get caught up in that shit? Like a mom who is an outstanding citizen. Even though, like, you know, my last name, Lucas, like, so.

Frank Lucas is my relative The drug is Frank Lucas Yeah I don't know if y'all knew that Yeah of course He's really your relative Yeah he's my real relative He died last year

From American gangster Yeah American gangster He died last year Denzel plays Or he plays He plays Frank Lucas right Yeah He was like the biggest

Fucking Cocaine heroin Trafficker in New York Yeah New Jersey New Jersey New Jersey New Jersey

New York That's a good movie He could dress Look at that guy That's a jacket that got him Fucked up bro Of course You can wear a jacket like that

You're fucking chinchilla firming And the police are like Who is this, nigga? Look at this outfit I'm gonna step out like that What's his relation to you? What's his, Does he like a third uncle?

So I met him a couple of times I'm cool with this Have you really? Yeah I'm still cool With some of my cousins On that side

So like His somebody adopted my brother. I had asked my dad. I'm excusing. What I just said? His somebody adopted your brother? His somebody adopted my daddy. That's how my daddy got the last name, Lucas. Oh, shit. I think it was his brother. Okay. Which would make him my great uncle. Yeah.

And you met him a couple times? Yeah. Where at? Virginia. Really? That's cool. Yeah. What's he like? He was old at that point. Older shit. Yeah, but he's really old. He's dead now, but he died last year. I'm still in contact with my cousin Adwin. Shout out to my cousin Adwin up in New Jersey.

He's still in Jersey. He's a rapper. Got his shit going on. But yeah, I'm still in contact with him now. That's cool. When are y'all going to come out to L.A.? I was just out there. When?

I was out there last week. You didn't hit me up. No, I was there for like 24 hours. I couldn't wait to get the fuck out of there, dude. Why? Because it was just like a hellhole. Why? This is dirty as shit

There's fucking litter Trash all over the roads I don't know Melrose Yeah Merros is fucked up right now So the reason L.A. is fucked up right now. It's just walking down the sidewalk You're just like Literally you need a shovel just to get through

All the trash everywhere And there's like one of the Like driving down I think Highway 10 Randomly Part of the fucking interstate Was on fire There was just like 10 foot flames

going up over the highway with smoke and some homeless dudes underneath it just looking at it. Yeah, that's legit. People were just going around it like it was nothing. But you know why L.A. is fucked up right now, bro, because we have a lot of scammers in our city. Scammers?

Yes, bro. So California, again, with the liberal shit, with the EDD, there are so many people applying that if you have a legit social, they're not really checking everything. So scammers were coming in from all over the country and getting backpapers.

of EDD like $20,000. So they're like, I told you, like, didn't I tell you, my identity got stolen. Like somebody filed an unemployment claim under my social. What? The IRS sent me a letter saying, like, your social has been locked and you need to prove your identity. And I haven't been able to prove my identity because the questions they asked, I'm like, what the fuck?

Are you sure they just a mistake your identity? Because I'm sure you have a very common name, David Lucas. My full name is David Manuel Lucas. It's very Hispanic. That's not a common name. And also my social security number can't be common Because you need a social security number Yeah, okay

It's happened to me before and there's got to be My name is like So to file a DD claim Unapplement claim you need a social Okay It's like where are you going to say I worked at Oh okay You know what I'm saying?

Yeah So like my social has been locked by the IRS Because of these scammers So scammers are coming there And in L.A or California They were paying back pay So if you filed it from the time The shit happened

And with the $600, they're giving people like 20K in like a month on a card. So people are coming there. And as long as you got a physical address because there's so many people applying, you can't check every nook and cranny. Right. Yeah. Like just last week in Beverly Hills, they arrested 44 people with 125 cards totaling $2.5 million. And they also confiscated $250,000 cash.

Dan, they're getting it. They're getting after it. Don't tell Matt. Yeah, Matt He's in the New York He's in the chat right now I just left

He's like what A fucking A profile That's all I need Is a profile What did you say About Matt last night At Waffle House

Oh you were asking For some girl's phone number And then say Oh you don't need to worry about him He just wants your social Yeah Yeah That girl did not look 18

Did she? I at least gave her 2425 Those eyelashes Those eyelashes gave her a couple years For sure She was at Waffle House So I was hoping she was over 18 just for this shit

That bitch was raising a whorehouse, bro. To look like that, at 18, at 18 I still look goofy and wore cartoon short shirts. Where were you guys at? The Waffle House. In Tampa? The Waffle House on Dale Mabry. Oh, God.

By the strip clubs. Oh, yeah, by the strip clubs. We're going to a strip club tonight. Yeah. You're going to take him to the whiskey. But Tyler said he's going to give me the money to throw. Oh, Tyler. Tyler's got the money for all.

Tyler's paying for night. We're going to baby dolls. Me and Tyle were talking about fake tiniies. I've been there all the worst is fake booties, bro. Like, you ever fuck the fake booty? Never. That shit feels like fucking basketball. His wife has a fake ass.

That shit is disgusting, bro. It feels like it's so much bounce when you're hitting it. Really? Is it like firm? It's like, it's like putting your dick in a volleyball. Oh, no way. Yeah, so much firm. Too much bounce.

Yeah, too much. More about. I didn't know what it felt like, but then you said put your dick between two volleyball. and I've definitely done that. Exactly, bro. I get where you're coming from now. I can relate. I got it.

Yeah. Any girls listen to this podcast. If you're going to get a fake ass, make sure you get the fake thighs too. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you can't have a giant fake ass. But where do you stop if you get the little legs?

Fucking looking like an ant. Got an anthrax thing. What do they call an ant's abdomen is and an anthrax? I don't know my wife has super thick thighs So she gets a big guy Yeah I'm married too All y'all tapper niggas married He ain't married

Of course not Look at him That motherfucker Still eat ice cream at 8 o'clock in the morning Yeah Maybe You think he's married What do you mean

He probably He probably has way more ice cream to me There ain't no girl Dilling with his shit No bro I ain't dealing with it either Exactly, bro If you don't want to change your underwear for two days

I ain't get married I might never get married What's the longest you've worn underwear in consecutive days? Definitely a couple days My nigger I can sense that You can definitely sense it on him

Life goes fast If I were to go to your house Sometimes you might be up for a couple days He plays fortnight all weekend 24 hours All day, Saturday. I work hard all week. You work construction.

Oh, damn. All week. Oh, yeah. I'm up at six in the morning every day. Ain't no one we want to come home at them nuts. No. Construction nuts? They're not beautiful.

Fucking construction nuts? They're hell now. They're tough. Bro, I would sell drugs. Bro, I was, God knew what he was doing when he gave me a sense of humor. Because, nigger, I would be a Matthew Cox up in this bitch. Oh, yeah. Same here.

No, fucking, what is it called? Thorax. Thorax. That's the abdomen. Did I call it anthrax? Yeah. Thorax, yeah. That's an anthrax.

That's a anthrax. I've been drinking, y'all. Forgive me, I'm pretty intelligent. I graduated college. Sorry. Oh, fuck. Yeah, bro. Yeah, so.

Are we going to get chicken next door after this? Fish. Fish. Oh, do they have fish over there? Pescatia. Oh, they have a fish fry tonight, actually. I saw. Do they rid of a Friday

Fish Frye? Oh man. No fucking way. White people frying fish? Oh, shit. Little vinegar? Vinegar? Vinegar? You white as fuck.

Hell yeah. Hot sauce and tartar sauce, man. Tart sauce. You said vinegar. Hey, do you like... Some malt vinegar? That's London shit. London has the worst food in the world.

Oh, I bet. I bet. London, any of you niggas in London, you want to fight? Pull up, bitch. Y'all have the Worst food in the world. The world.

What kind of food did you eat in London? Fish and chips, bro. That's it. Yes, it is the worst. That thick-ass battered they put in... Look at the teeth they got in London. They got some bad bitches, though, bro. Look at the teeth.

Any random London person, look at their teeth. They're fucking yellow because they don't have... They got so much tartar on their teeth. It's not that. They don't even need it with their fish sticks. They don't have fluoride in their water, that's why. Is that really why? Yeah.

We have fluoride in our water, so we're spoiled. Okay. Yeah. So you brush your teeth with fluoride. Hmm. Is Long John Silver's big over there? No, but Long John Silver's is better than anything I had in London. I'm saying something.

Captain D's. Them hush puppies. Bro, London. I met so many bad bitches in London that don't shave. I'm like, bitch, you're disgusting. Don't shave what? Everything? Nothing.

Nothing. Nothing. No, it's like, bitch, don't you watch the Kardashians? You got to wax this old werewolf fast pussy. What are you doing? There's some girls out in St. Pete like that, too. Yeah, there are some girls around here that don't shave either. They got more armpit hair than all of us combined.

Don't not hop in my DMs if you have. Because I'm going to cut your ass out. Oh, fuck. Yeah, bro. So my pussy that I had lined up for the night fell through. What do you mean? You had something lined up? Yeah, a bitch supposed to drive from Orlando.

Bro, there's plenty of pussy in Tampa. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I meet something tonight. Yeah. I think you're out. Actually, Ma Hoffers. I'm sure you find something of Maughers. Bro, it was a girl in this cupress when we went to today. God damn, her name was Mia.

Mia, if you're listening. Mia, Pippos? Yeah. Tall with an ass. Really? God damn, that bitch was bad. I think I know who you're talking about. I couldn't never get it to myself, though, because Tyler was like, that's the owner's daughter probably.

Dark hair? Was she dark hair, Tyler? Dark hair? Yeah. Tall, bro. Probably 5-11, 6 feet. Kind of fair skin? Yeah.

Yeah, I know Mia. Mm-hmm. She's, yeah, I know. She's my sister's friend. Really? Yeah. How old is she? I think she's like 24.

Oh, yeah. Tell us to hook that up. Yeah, I'll hook it up for you. Tell us to hook it over the nigga that's on their way. I'll get me at Munich pub at Maherfers. No, for real, for real. Hell yeah, for real. You lying like a motherfucker.

I ain't got shit. I'll never come back on your podcast. You ain't got shit for you. Right. That tequila's it. He's lying, huh? Tequila and Waffle House. That's all you get.

Make the call. live. Yeah, call it right now. Call her. No, I don't even have her number. I got to text my phone. That's what I'm saying. Text your sister right now.

All right. Be like, hey, you're still friends with that girl, Mia? Ask her to the shirt. In 10 of my picture, she can remember me. He ain't even texting. He's just tapping his phone. No, I'm texting. I'm going to text a picture of you to my sister right now and how to say for it to

Mia. And the crazy part is, bro, I can tell what kind of chick. She, she don't know. She's one of those ones. Did you, like, how did you, would you started talking to her? You just like, what did you say? What was your like, pick up on? I couldn't ever talk to her because she, I don't feel like she knows she's cute because she keeps her head down too much.

She's very, very like, what do you call those? Like introvert. She don't know. Did she work there? Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no, not the same girl. Lying ass, nags. Not same girl.

Oh, yeah. She worked there. No, no, no. How did you miss that part? He been lying from the beginning. God, damn. Oh, she worked there? I had a half a fucking, d'all.

What do you mean? You thought I was talking about a bitch that was eating there Like some random beer I'm high on babe Two cups and motherfucking tequila Wait a minute She works there Nah niggas some random bitch named Mia

Just a just a one-off Mia How many Mias could live around here? Not many This is like a small town You underestimate the Mias What the fuck is Is that might be her real name? Yeah, that's short for Yeah

I'm sure it's not her real name. Mamma Mia. Mama Mia. Yeah, my friends be like, nigga, you vape an iPhone. For real. You can control the temperature with that. Can you really?

So if you want to blow some chunky cloud, you just crank it up with that action. Look those circles. Oh, look at that shit. Those O rings. No wonder Philip Morris wanted you. They just don't quit. There they are.

Oh, it's good. No wonder Philip Morris. What? You said how much this cost? This four of my is probably like $100. $100? Damn, that's a lick for a fucking vapor. But this is also a geek vape.

So it's like this vapor is known to be like indestructible. Really? Yeah, because I've dropped this thing probably $1,000. I drop it daily. How long have you had it? Maybe like two years now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So I've had geek vapes for two years,

but I had this one since January because when I was flying in my grade 80 funeral, I had my oldest daughter with me and like, you know, I don't know if you're, well, you don't have kids. I got a kid. Oh, you do? Yeah.

How old? One year old. Okay, so you don't know about the five-year-olds yet. No. So when you're dealing with a five-year-old, you're dealing with like a mini personality. So like I left my vape in the pocket of the airplane because she's asking so many questions and.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't experienced that. That tear. Wait until you get three, bro. One is easy. Yeah. They just walk around and make noise. Yep, that's basically it.

They want to eat every fucking life. Want to eat everything. Yeah. I don't see you as a type of dude who, like, leaves his dick in when you're fucking. Does he look like that type? He does not look like that. He looks like he puts it through the hole in the underwear. He leaves his socks on.

I don't typically, I didn't want to leave my dick in. Something suspicious. That wasn't my thing. That was more. like my wife's thing. She made sure I did. You look like the type of girl. You like the type of guy who would call a girl disgusting.

Like, you know what I'm saying? You're such a fucking nasty whore. That's the type of thing. You do not look like the type of dick that nuts and bitches. Like, well, I'm not calling your wife a bitch,

but you don't know. You don't like the type that keep your dick in. No, she was the first one I ever, uh, I ever shot my load in. Nick, you've been missing out.

What? She was the first one ever. Nica, first, last bro. This thing is tripping. Bro, what? True story. True story. I'm not going to be able to move you to L.A., bro.

Because, nigger, I will corrupt you. Your wife ain't letting you come. She's like, you would never be on this thing is a podcast. He can come, my nigger can come. I'm coming. No, bro, I was always afraid. I got a two-pack. Don't worry, bro.

I'm sponsored by a boxer company. Don't worry. All right. We're in there. We're in there. Sheath. Sheath. They got a whole,

shout out of my nigger's sheep. They got actually a pocket. Sheep or sheath? Sheath. Sheath. S-E-A-T-H-H-E-H-H-H-H-H boxers. That's a great name. They actually got a pocket in the front of the boxes for you to put your balls in dick.

Really? I would show y'all, but I don't want to make y'all jealous. I don't know. A pocket for your balls and dick. You have to send us some. I don't know if I'd like that. You see it? So you put your dick in the hole.

Let me see it. Let me see it. Turn your screen. I got them on right now, bro. That's all I were. Designer waistband. What the fuck? I got them on right now, bro.

That's my sponsor. That looks like a Versacee waistband. It looks like how sandals separate your toes. Like that, but in another. Bro. My balls raise your nuts. My balls never get sweaty anymore. Wow.

I didn't even know that existed. Look at this guy in the web banner. This might be awesome for work. You can do that. I wear them when I practice Brazilian jihitsu, bro. Yeah. Like, you know, you go home and you... I'm about to order some of those.

Is there a picture of you on here? Waring them? I can't make how you flexing in the Instagram community? I ain't fucking do that. You got to do Instagram. Use the promo code, Tony Chan, to get 15% off the sheet. Tony Chan? Yeah, Tony Chan.

But only you. use it if you recommend that he gets in them and take some pictures. I'll show my dick off, I ain't got no shame in my game. Oh, fuck. Does it fold it up or does it go down? My dick go down, bro.

I got weight to my shit. It hangs. Your dick go up, dick. It goes in my body. I don't actually need to wear it. Like a turtle. I'm going to forget a any. I got a belly button.

Now I'm not. understand why you never mind roast him for like you can do it can you roast him yeah he's got a big nose and big teeth and he's got one Bluetooth

Bluetooth you got a fake tooth really fake tooth me too my nigga right here do you really yeah 1500 1500

how much was yours my mom paid for it oh but I got a group hunt to me yeah she found it you had to get a root canal

with that too it's actually it's a sea shelf It's a chicklet. That d'nick says we got a Bluetooth. On Super Bowl Sunday. Super Bowl Sunday? That's what I broke my tooth, though.

For real? Last year, Super Bowl Sunday. Oh, shit. I swear to God, bro. That's what I broke my tooth. That's biting into a chicken wing on Super Bowl Sunday. Holy shit. I went face first into a bench skateboarding.

My shit was last year Super Bowl Sunday. Okay. I was at a Super Bowl party with no fucking tooth, bro. Hell, yeah. You just ride out the rest of the party? I was like, fuck it. I'm not going home. I got chicken wings.

What am I going to get a dentist now? Yeah. All this chicken? I tried to, bro, but that shit was like six grand. For a dentist to come from his house to do it right then. But then still, he would have just only removed the root and shit. Because it was a permanent too. So I got the root removed and I got a...

So what did you do? What happened? I got a semi-permanent and I'm going to get my permanent next year. Because to fix my whole mouth, I got like three teeth. I need implants on. It's like 15K. Teeth are not cheap God damn

I might go to Mexico for my shit What were you saying Like when it happened What did you do You just rode the rest of the party out You just drink some Casamigos And

I literally bit into the shit And I was like damn I chipped my two It didn't hurt No it didn't hurt I bit into it And I was like damn I chipped my two

And then Well let me explain So I had a root canal From when I was a kid Or when I was a teenager So it had like a A root canal and had a, what do you call it, cap on it?

So it was already, like, dead on the inside, like most of these bitches out here. So I just bit into the fucking shit, and it came out. And I didn't even know it. I was picturing it, like, painful. You just drank some together. I got a high pain time, bro. You said I got fucking hand tattoos, y'all.

Who's that on the other hand? A black Medusa. Fuck, yeah. You know the story about Medusa? Oh, yeah. What happened? She got the snake in her hair. It's all I know.

Why? I don't know. She don't know. She don't know shit. I didn't read the story. I don't read. Medusa got raped. Medusa got raped by men and her mom gave her a head of snake hair.

She got raped by men? Mm-hmm. How many? A lot. White men. Fuck. Like you. Just like you.

Medusa wasn't black, was she? No, but I'm making a black medusa. Okay. Because you can get white from black, but you can't get black from white. You feel me? Boom. So, and she's on black skin, so she has to be black. Right, right.

So, yeah. she was raped and her mom cursed her with a head of snake hair so that men look at her they turned it to stone to protect her from ever being raped again oh I did not know that that's a short story that's a crazy story that's fucked Greek myth Greek mythology Greek mythology I don't read enough you know any other myths nah do you know about Sisyphus Cisophis tell me so Sisyphus was cursed to push a boulder up a hill and then once he got it up the hill it just rolled down

and then he had to go back down and push it up continuously and there's this philosopher that was out in the 50s and 60s that wrote this story about how he compared it to the way that people work and people grind and you find joy

and whatever you're doing the longer you do it and the more effort and you that you put into it you start to identify as that and even though it's like a meaningless task over and over again you can find moments of joy in it

and rolling a That's kind of like how life is, period you'll get up to a peak and then you'll be like, fuck, everything's tumbling down and then you're like, let me start again. If you're doing a passion project,

you know what I'm saying? Like, you feel? Yeah, and it's that moment too, like right as you get it to the top, that moment right before it rolls down but you know it's about to roll down that's how my dish you were. That's how my dish sure was,

dog, I'm not even lying to you like, you're going to stay that or you're just going to stand here? I was projected to like, Yeah, and it's like, I'm not giving up. Like, fuck it. I'll start from where I got to start from when all this shit open back up. I don't give a damn.

Like, you can't hide a shark in a pond. Like, soon he's going to surface. You know? Right. Exactly. I'm still a fucking white tiger. A white tiger. Period.

Like Tiger King? Did you watch Tiger King? Yeah, that's my nigga. Free Joe. I put money on his books, nigga, no lie. I put money on Joe's book Shout out to Joe's book Did you really?

Hell yeah On that green dot card Nickah hell yeah Did you make a note of that That he did that Hey can I shout out something my shit too? Hell yeah Shout out all your stuff

You know what I'm saying Shout out to my Patreon Patreon.com Backslash Brothers podcast Make sure you follow me on Instagram David Lucas funny And if you want to monetarily contribute to me

My cash app is dollar sign David Lucas funny You can hit me on IG, David Lucas Funny, Kill Tony Podcast, Brother's Incursive Podcast, I'm on a lot of shit, so y'all can just go to my Instagram,

you'll see that shit. Hell yeah. You got as much Patreon money as Tim Dillon? No, not yet. So our page, like, so my, you know how it is, you see how many people you got in here?

So imagine we had, like, our sponsors bring in decent money. Your sponsors? Yeah, like, Sheath boxers. We get good money from them, but it's like we have to split it so many ways because so many people are involved in the podcast. So it's like six people do you have on the pod that are involved in your podcast?

Three that you see and then like three that you don't see. Isn't the guy that you work with the same guy started Joe Rogan's podcast? Yep. So it's like you see as many people on screen as you don't, because there's a lot. I don't do none of that shit, bro. Yeah. Posting, you know, editing our clips. Yeah.

So it's like there's six hands in the pot. So you're like, you know, if we're making five grand a month, that's split six ways. So it's like, you know, plus the assistant, that's $800 a month. Yeah. It's like if I just had, you know, two people, we can make a nice living off of that. Yeah. So it's like, you know, everything in the entertainment, you're like, because most of the time, talent doesn't know how to do anything except for be talent. And that's why I'm trying to get better at.

I'm like, when I saw him doing the shit, I'm like, hey, how you do that, bro? I want to learn that shit. Yeah. So I don't have to pay this person to keep doing that shit. I can learn how to do it myself. Right. But it's like pretty soon you'll get too busy where you can't do it. And you're like, whatever.

Give him $1,200 or not. How come that guy Brian stopped working on Joe Rogan's podcast? I don't even honestly know, bro. He still. Oh, he's got the new guy. That's why, Jamie. He still does something on Joe's podcast. And, like, he.

Like, he still makes appearances on it. Yeah. But he used to be, like, the behind. the scenes guy. Yeah. I don't really know what's, I don't, I don't really know the intimate details

of why he's not like hands-on as much as he was when they first started. But, I mean, he's pretty, he's pretty invested in our podcast. Yeah. That's just funny.

Well, cool, man. You guys ready to go with some fish or what? Let's go to this fucking fish fry. Yeah. Let's fucking do it. I hope they got some group of. Oh,

a little timeout. I don't know. Never mind. I'll find someone like you. Wow. Oh, you can sing over. Over there.

I wish nothing but the up. Timeouts the place for it. I like karaoke. I like country music. What was that? I was the other song I was saying earlier. Oh, yeah. Maybe lock the door and turn the lights down low.

Put some music on that's soft and slow. Baby, we ain't got no place to go. I hope you understand. I like country music. Hell yeah. They have a jukebox over there. We'll get some jamming. I love, because, like, people don't, people see me and they don't understand, like, this

nigga, I was raised a redneck. So when I go saying shit, like, you know, friends in old places, they be like, fuck. Like, damn, this nigga, know what the fuck? Would you call yourself? Would you classify yourself as country? I'm a country boy. Like, I don't deny that. Like, bro, I like, four-willing.

I like getting dirty. I own Georgia boots. Like, I love camouflage. Like, so, yeah. Oh yeah, you got this cameo Supreme right there. The real tree. I like that. Real tree, man.

And I got Carhart Real Tree. Ooh. I fuck with the real tree. Hell yeah. Real tree is, yeah. Just in case y'all to see the real tree. Oh, shit. They can't see it.

Yeah, here it is. They can see it. This is floating. Hell yeah. This guy. This guy is crazy. But yeah, man. Y'all fucking me.

Cool. I enjoy doing this podcast. What the view is saying? Thanks for coming. They say George Bush, 2020, let's go. I don't know what that has to do with anything, but we're a lot of Republicans, a lot of hardcore Trump supporters on our. Yeah, there's a lot of people on our comments. So they probably felt me having to talk about Trump.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of huge Trump supporters. So they want to talk about them a little more. Yeah, they love Trump. They'll probably, there's clips of me talk about Trump will probably go viral. Oh, yeah, they will. And I'll have to explain them on. The thumbnail put your face. I can put your face on Donald Trump.

Oh, shit. Yeah. You should definitely do that. You definitely do that. There's a very large stimulus package. Because of the China, it is a China virus. We're going to say like it was China virus. Cool, man.

Well, thanks for doing this. Let's go get some fish. I can't wait to be back. Woo!