Dark History - 159: Sadism, Sex Potions, & Deer Musk?? History’s Most Disturbing Aphrodisiacs

Episode Date: February 12, 2025

Hi friends, happy Wednesday! Since ancient times, people have sought out aphrodisiacs—those mysterious foods, herbs, and even animal parts thought to ignite desire, spark passion, and awaken romance.  But do these so-called love enhancers really work? Are they based on science or just the stuff of legend? And what’s the strangest aphrodisiac ever used? Today, we’re diving deep into the fascinating world of aphrodisiacs—exploring the wild, the weird, and the surprisingly real effects behind these tantalizing tales of romance. I appreciate you for coming by, and tune in next week for more Dark History. Also, I sometimes talk about my Good Reads in the show. So here's the link if you want to check it out. IDK. lol: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/139701263-bailey ________ FOLLOW ME AROUND  Tik Tok: https://bit.ly/3e3jL9v Instagram: http://bit.ly/2nbO4PR Facebook: http://bit.ly/2mdZtK6 Twitter: http://bit.ly/2yT4BLV Pinterest: http://bit.ly/2mVpXnY Youtube: http://bit.ly/1HGw3Og Snapchat: https://bit.ly/3cC0V9d Discord: https://discord.gg/BaileySarian RECOMMEND A STORY HERE: [e-mail]  Business Related Emails: [e-mail] Business Related Mail:  Bailey Sarian  4400 W. Riverside Dr., Ste 110-300  Burbank, CA 91505 Get your first visit for only five dollars at https://www.Apostrophe.com/DARKHISTORY when you use our code: DARKHISTORY.  Check out https://www.Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/DARKHISTORY to save 10 percent off your first purchase of a website or domain. Taake advantage of this exclusive offer: For a limited time, get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to https://www.Hungryroot.com/darkhistory and use code "darkhistory." Shop SKIMS best intimates including the Fits Everybody Collection and more at https://www.SKIMS.com and SKIMS stores. After you place your order, be sure to let them know we sent you! Select "podcast" in the survey and be sure to select our show in the dropdown menu that follows. 

Love potions, forbidden fruits, secret elixirs. Since ancient times, people have sought out aphrodisiacs. You know, those mysterious foods, herbs, and even animal parts thought to ignite desire, spark passion, and awaken romance. From Cleopatra's seductive secrets to modern-day myths about oysters and chocolates, aphrodisiacs have captured our curiosity and fueled our fantasies for centuries. But do these so-called love enhancers really work?

Are they based on science or just like, I don't know, rumors? And what's the strangest aphrodisiac ever used? Today, we're diving deep into the fascinating world of aphrodisiacs, exploring the wild, the weird, and the surprisingly real effects behind these tantalizing tales of romance. Welcome to the dark history of aphrodisiacs. Ooh, which one do I want? Ooh, this one might do it for me. No, that was a plant.

Ah! ["Dreams of a New World"] Hi friends, I hope you're having a wonderful day today. My name is Bailey Sarian and I'd like to welcome you to my podcast, Dark History. Here we believe history does not have to be boring. It might be tragic. Sometimes a lot of the times it is. Sometimes it's happy, but either way it's our dark history. Before we get into it, don't forget to like and subscribe because I'm always here for you posting new content

and I love hearing from you in the comment section because I read them at the end. Do you stick around for that? Well you should. Now let's get into today's topic. Huh? Mm. Afrodisiac. Huh? What is it? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? Let me tell you, what exactly is an afrodisiac, you may be thinking. Huh? What is it? What is that? What is that? What is that? Let me tell you, what exactly is an aphrodisiac, you may be thinking. A very simple definition is a food, drink, or drug that stimulates sexual desire.

Early Western aphrodisiacs were usually just foods and plants that looked like sex organs. I guess the logic was that if it looks like a penis and slash or vagina, it would be good for your penis and slash or vagina. It was pretty simple. These were phallic or penis shaped things like... Par-shnips? How do you say that? What the fuck is that?

These were phallic or penis shaped things like parsnips and carrots, you know. They also ate foods shaped like testes, things like eggs and beets. And for the ladies, we got to eat artichokes, figs, apples, and oysters. Oysters creep me out because they really are a little like, you know, they look a little wet.

You know what I'm saying? And to this day, oysters honestly have the same reputation. And I've always wondered like, is there actual science behind the whole oyster makes you wanna like do it or something, right? Because there has to be a story. Well, what if I told you the whole reason we associate oysters with sex is because of a severed penis.

Ah, yes, you heard me correctly. Severed penis. Let me explain. Have you seen that painting of Aphrodite coming out of the clamshell? I don't know how she looks. Oh, I don't know. It's iconic.

Everyone knows her. Her hair's everywhere. She is a goddess. Looking at myself. But she's covering herself up still. She's very, she's very like, oh, don't look at me, but like still look at me. One time, side note, I went to a psychic

and the psychic told me that I'm Aphrodite. That's really all he said. And I was like, okay, here's your money. Have a great day. Isn't that funny? I don was like, okay, here's your money. Have a great day. Isn't that funny? I don't know. Okay, that's my story. Have a good day.

So Aphrodite, let's get back to that, Bailey. So this painting has a backstory, okay? Aphrodite didn't just wake up that way in a clam shell. You know, no. The goddess of love, Aphrodite, was actually born from sea foam, according to mythology. So I guess her dad was in a physical fight with his son Cronus.

Cronus must've been pretty mad because he went straight for his dad's balls. Literally, Cronus cut off his penis and then he tossed it right into the ocean okay he was pulling a Lorena Bobbit before the Bobbit you know what I'm saying through the penis. Very romantic um sorry I'm just saying so cute all of this white foam had appeared All of this white foam had appeared. But not ill, because out of that white foam appeared Aphrodite.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Now because Aphrodite is the goddess of love and because she was born from the ocean, it's believed that many things in the sea are infused with her powers of love, including oysters. And because of their shape and consistency, it reminded people of the vagina. But oysters were hard to get your hands on, just like the vagina, unless you lived like on the coast, which is probably why oysters weren't the most popular aphrodisiac back in the day.

But there was one especially notorious aphrodisiac back in the day. But there was one especially notorious aphrodisiac that was used by both men and women all over the world. From ancient times in Greece all the way up to the 18th century, this magical aphrodisiac was known for giving you all kinds of sexual power and stamina. Wow crazy episode, huh you guys? I know. Sometimes I get so desperate, oh, to find a skincare product.

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and you'll get your first visit for only five dollars it's the best a big thank you to apostrophe for sponsoring today's episode now let's get back to today's story okay so oysters weren't a realistic aphrodisiac for most people unless you lived by the sea there was another aphrodisiac for most people unless you lived by the sea. There was another aphrodisiac that was kind of considered like a common Viagra back in the day. It was called the Mandrake root. Listen, the Mandrake root has been considered an aphrodisiac for centuries,

mainly due to its unusual appearance, okay? Its powerful myths and chemical properties. So the mandrake root often splits in ways that look like a small human body. They're really creepy. Honestly, it looks like it has limbs and a head. It looks like a little person. It's weird.

In ancient times, people believed that plants resembling human forms held mystical powers over health, love, and fertility. This quote-unquote human-like shape helped establish the mandrake as a symbol of attraction, fertility, and sexual power. Now this mandrake root was thought to possess magical properties and was often associated with love spells and fertility rituals. Legends even suggested that the plant would scream when pulled from the ground,

harming or killing the person who harvested it, which just kind of added to its aura of mystery and power. The root appears in classical texts like the Bible where it's mentioned as an aid to fertility. In medieval times, mandrake was highly valued as a love charm or potion ingredient and was believed to bring passion to those who use it properly. Mandrake contains psychoactive compounds, which can cause hallucinations and sensations of warmth or relaxation when consumed in controlled small doses. These effects were thought to enhance feelings of desire and lower inhibitions, thus fueling its reputation as an aphrodisiac. It's important to note that the mandrake can be toxic

and even deadly in large amounts, okay? This made its use in love potions risky, but again, it also just heightened its allure as like a rare, powerful ingredient that only skilled healers and wise individuals could use. The Mandrake's dangerous nature and legendary effects on the mind and body contributed to its mystique. As an aphrodisiac, it symbolized both the promise

of heightened passion and the risk of venturing into the unknown. In literature and lore, mandrake often represents desire that is forbidden or difficult to control. Again, amplifying it's a lore. So when someone wanted to make an aphrodisiac or a love potion, they would steep some mandrake root in wine or vinegar. Ew. I know. And then they drink it. And then when you would drink it you would get kind of like that warmth, that relaxation, that little loosey-goosey, you know? Another big reason why a lot of ancient aphrodisiacs

worked, quotations, was because of something called the placebo effect. Placebo effect is basically when you start feeling better, or in this case, experience arousal, just because you think you're getting treatment or something, you know? Even if what you're actually getting doesn't really do anything, like it's just a sugar pill,

you still will think it's doing something because our brains are psycho. It's wild. So the Mandrake route could be working or some believe it could just be the placebo effect. So on top of things that were shaped like sex organs, ancient cultures believed foods that were rich and fatty increased your libido.

Essentially, it seems like most food was seen as an aphrodisiac, which honestly kind of makes sense because it's hard to have a sex drive when you're hungry or starving. And back then, you know, a lot of people were. Unless you were wealthy or royalty, most people back then were hungry.

And without decent nutrition, people's libidos and fertility suffered. And without sex, no babies. Which then brings us to the Catholic Church. Now, if you know anything about the Catholic Church, you know that they are, you know, this isn't me trying to be a dick, but they're pretty anti-pleasure, right?

They believed sex should only be done strictly for baby-making purposes. But thanks to plagues and famine and diseases that didn't have cures yet, the population, specifically in the middle ages, was taking a real hit. At the same time, the Catholic Church was very worried about women practicing herbal medicine and casting spells. This was because they truly believed that witches were the ones responsible for men losing their erections and women not getting pregnant. Of course witches, it all makes sense doesn't it? I don't know if you know this,

but we did a dark history episode about witches, and we actually talk more about this, if you wanna check it out, that's all. So the church is like, witches are getting rid of boners, okay, and they were like, listen people, you can take aphrodisiacs to combat witch spells as long as you also pray. So with the help of the church,

the aphrodisiac trade boomed. To be honest, I've been having a little hard time getting Joan's attention this episode. I guess she doesn't really care about aphrodisiacs, which is surprising. I mean, don't get me attitude. I don't know, I thought you were the one who was like looking for love forever. I don't know. I thought you were the one who was like looking for love forever.

I don't know. Paul, on the other hand, has been taking notes and this episode has actually inspired him to launch his very own limited edition Afrodisiac chocolate called Bone Me. Show them Paul. I think he made it in the bathtub, but it's still good. Sadly, Paul is dead. So he kind of needs help, you know, selling his product online. And I was like, Paul, guess what? We've got Squarespace, the sponsor of today's episode.

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with all these new foreign spices. It was like a whole new world. A dazzling place with spices and stuff. I was trying to think of the next line. It wasn't coming to me. So, spices everywhere. You could season your food. Wow. Mind-blowing. You could season your food. Wow. Mind blowing. You could buy perfume and smell nice. You could even get your hands on the latest trend in aphrodisiacs.

Ambergris. Okay, so what is Ambergris, Bailey? Well, Ambergris is this waxy gunk that kept washing up on the beach and no one really knew where it was coming from at first. But what they did know was that it had this really potent smell. So even though no one knew exactly what it was,

this is where people get weird. They were buying it, they were mixing it with perfumes, they were spraying it on themselves, they were chopping it up and mixing it into their wine. It was sold in all kinds of forms and it was very expensive. It was known as the treasure of the sea and also floating gold. FLOWING GOLD! Apparently King Louis XV used it to add spice to his food and I guess give him a little after dinner dessert maybe?

This substance called ambergris it comes from the intestines of whales, specifically sperm whales, which actually kind of makes sense if you're looking for an aphrodisiac something that's going to get you hot and heavy I would go towards the whale that is specifically named sperm whale so that connection makes sense to me but here's what happens when a sperm whale swallows who named it the sperm whale really when you think about it you know I'm saying because we all sperm whale like what a lousy name all all, a sperm whale? Like what a lousy name. All right.

When a sperm whale swallows something sharp and hard to digest, usually like a squid beak. Squid beak. What's a squid? What's a squid? I know, this was new news to me. Breaking news, everyone. Breaking news, squids have beaks.

Inside there somewhere, there's this hard sharp piece I'm not a fishologist but basically okay it's it's hard to digest you get it it basically when a sperm whale eats it it marinates in their intestines eventually it gets wrapped up in this white gray goo, which becomes ambergris. I guess there's some debate about how the ambergris comes out of the whale. Some believe that the whale regurgitates it,

earning it a less fancy nickname, whale vomit. But some experts believe that ambergris, quote, eventually passes along with fecal matter forming an obstruction in the rectum, end quote. Sometimes if it's not too big the whale can pass the ambergris. Yes, this is what we are talking about. But other times the ambergris gets so big it eventually fatally ruptures the whale's rectum. Oh my God. Either way, it's poop or vomit.

Fun fact though, this whale vomit or whale poop is still available in some expensive perfumes today, but not a lot of companies will admit it because it's not technically vegan. Isn't it though? Because whatever, I don't know. Now listen, there are actually laws in place that make it illegal in some countries. In the United States, the possession and trade of ambergris is actually prohibited by the

Endangered Species Act of 1973. So good luck trying to get that stuff, huh? Even though this was very popular in the middle ages, another less smelly and much more fun aphrodisiac shows up in the market around the same time. I'm talking opium, which kinda right off the bat feels kinda ironic because opium also had a reputation for making men impotent. kinda ironic because opium also had a reputation

for making men impotent. They couldn't get boners. They couldn't get boners. But one chemist in the 1500s swore by opium. His name was Paracelsus and he called it, quote, the stone of immortality. And it was said to help men quote slow down sexually aka you know not blow off too soon. This was thought to make you a better sexual partner. So Paracelsus would combine opium with a bunch of other ingredients to make a

drug called Laudanum. He made Laudanum from opium mixed with crushed coral, crushed pearls, amber and the bone from the heart of a stag. So a bunch of men started taking opium to help their performance in the bedroom and they realized if they slowed down, things could be pleasurable for the women too. What? Yeah. And this is where a crazy theory comes into play. Around the same time a Dutch doctor named Levinus Lemnius, sounds like a spell, made a crazy observation. Now this doctor said it was important for women to enjoy sex. I know, I know, who would have thought? That's wild.

People were like, what? Lemnios was a highly respected doctor. He worked all over Western Europe. He managed to treat people through three different epidemics and live to tell the tale. And Lemnios was extremely serious about female pleasure. And not just because he was sex positive or evolved or anything, he believed that from

a scientific standpoint, women needed to enjoy sex. If women were having unenjoyable sex, purely for procreation, Lemnios believed that their babies would grow up to be quote, lazy and stupid end quote. Honestly? Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Many scholars from the 15th to the 18th centuries even took this a step further and believed that you couldn't even successfully make a baby if the woman didn't have an orgasm during sex. Now this idea actually came from ancient Roman medical sources that talk about conception as the quote,

melding of two seeds. Oh, and if there was no pleasure, there was no seed. Now to you and I, it's like, okay, yeah, women should get pleasure, period was no seed. Now to you and I it's like okay yeah women should get pleasure period thank you but back then this was obviously a wild theory. The whole thing about women only being able to have kids if they had an orgasm was debunked from cases of rape and sexual assault but for a very long time it was believed that scientifically babies could only be possible if both parties had an orgasm. So now society believes women need to experience

sexual pleasure in order to successfully have babies and carry on the human race. They could get hornier faster with aphrodisiacs like opium and laudanum or ambergris. But there was another drug sweeping society, something much more delicious than the others. And it all started with the Incas and Aztecs. Just like the Catholics, the Incas and the Aztecs were obsessed with growing their populations. You couldn't win wars without a big army, and you couldn't have an army if you didn't have a lot of men so they considered having children to be pretty essential. Naturally this meant they used aphrodisiacs constantly but the Incas and Aztecs took this a step further. They believed you can use them

for magic. Essentially like a love spell to change a person's mind if they weren't interested in you sexually and they believed one of the most powerful ingredients for this was chocolate. But it wasn't chocolate like we think of today. Then it was a drink called a Texley. This was made from cacao beans which were linked to the Aztec goddess of fertility and this is what gave the chocolate its magical properties. A texli was very expensive so not everyone could afford to drink it. At the time you had to be in the ruling class to access chocolate, the emperor of the Aztecs Montezuma the second was

apparently obsessed with chocolate. Montezuma? I was apparently obsessed with chocolate. Montezuma? I'm having a random flashback right now. You guys ever go to Knott's Berry Farm? They have this right there called Montezuma. I puked on it. I puked on Montezuma. I am so sorry, but it just goes in circles.

They had to close it down for me because I puked and I ruined some of the, yep, Montezuma, thanks for that memory. All right. If you look it up, it's still closed, it's still closed. So I know we're talking about aphrodisiacs right now, but Montezuma triggered that ride. God, what is up with that ride?

They have like this whole like Aztec section. Have you been on Jaguar? It's like so slow. It doesn't matter. Montezuma puked, obsessed chocolate. So back to Montezuma the second. So Montezuma the second, he had cups, deckery with jewels strictly for the purpose

of drinking this chocolate aphrodisiac. He would send bowls full of chocolate to women who he was trying to do something with, see if they were available. And maybe it was magical because these women would end up joining his harem. Montezuma's court went through000 cups of chocolate every day. Oh my god, they were busy.

Monizuma himself, allegedly, we couldn't get a comment from him, drank 50 cups of it a day. Yes, this is giving my strange addiction. Honestly, I'd be drinking 50 cups of chocolate a day too if they let me. Sure, why not? Like sure, have it. Chocolate makes its way around the world into the hands of another famously freaky man, Giacomo Casanova.

We've talked about him, yeah. We've talked about everyone here, huh? Casanova was born on April 2nd, 1725 in Venice, Italy. He grew up to be an Italian adventurer, writer, soldier, spy, and even a diplomat. He was busy. But honestly, he's probably most famous for being a playboy, a womanizer, you know? Even to this day, sometimes maybe you've heard people

refer to other guys as Casanovas. That's because of this guy. He traveled all around Europe, seducing women and getting friendly with royalty. Very friendly. As a teenager, he lost his virginity to two sisters in Venice High Society. And according to him, he had sex with about 130 people.

And this was during a time when there was a lot of shame around having like sex with a lot of people, you know? And he was obsessed with aphrodisiacs, specifically chocolate. He was a lover. I bet he had a big ol'. Mm-hmm. I bet.

I guess one of his signature moves was when he was seducing a woman, he would offer her a dish of chocolate mousse. But guess what? This mousse had a secret ingredient. Ambergris! Oh he's getting there double fancy in there. He would even eat this special chocolate mousse himself specifically in bed it was said. Casanova was also a huge fan of oysters. I guess at one point Casanova heard a story about a Roman emperor who ate 1200 oysters at a feast

to help him perform. So Casanova was like, I'm in. He started eating oysters, but not like every once in a while. He wasn't normal about it. Casanova wrote in his memoir about how he would start his day by eating dozens of oysters for breakfast. Just pounding them.

I don't know. I don't know. That's okay. I'm picturing Gaston from Beauty and the Beast downing all of those oysters instead of eggs. No one's thick like Gaston. beast, downing all of those oysters instead of eggs. No one's thick like Gaston, no one's hot like Gaston, no one. I loved Gaston.

Now this might sound crazy, but Casanova was a total angel compared to the next guy we're going to talk about. He was French, he was freaky, and he almost ruined aphrodisiacs for everyone. And you actually already know his name. Guys, it's a very exciting day over here. Joan, do you wanna tell them? Oh my God, quit acting so shy. Joan found love.

We're so happy for her. She's gonna be less grumpy. We love that. Paul set her up with his friend, Patrick, and they just like seem to hit it off right away. And we love that. And he asked Joan to be his Valentine. Isn't that so cute? Patrick, do you have anything to say

to the listeners out there? Awesome. We love, okay. Big talker. I can see why you like him, Joan. And Paul, how are you feeling about this? Oh. Paul, it's okay though.

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off on causing pain. It can range from enjoying seeing others in pain to actively causing it. The main thing you want though is for both parties to be consenting, just throwing that out there. A lot of people think the word sadism comes from sadistic but sadism and sadistic in all versions of that word were actually named after someone. The Marquis de Sade. That's his name. I know I'm not just shouting something random. This guy was like Casanova but on steroids. He was born in Paris just 15 years after Casanova.

His real, okay listen, his real first name was Donation. That was his name. Or maybe it could have been like Donation. But listen, he was born into one of the oldest aristocratic families in France. But of course, with great wealth comes great dysfunction, huh? His dad was pretty MIA. I guess he was having affairs and running around all over the country.

His mom was a lady-in-waiting to the princess at Versailles and she was all about keeping up appearances. By the time he was only four, the Marquis was known as a very naughty boy. He beat up the French prince so bad that his mom ended up sending him away to live with his uncle. The Marquis' uncle and his servants ended up spoiling him rotten. I mean the servants basically couldn't say no to this kid, so he got everything he wanted. And his uncle wasn't a very good influence. Rumor has it, he even introduced his nephew

to some pretty scandalous literature at a very young age. Basically like our version of porn when he was only six years old. When he was 10, the marquee was sent to school, but he misbehaved so badly that he was subjected to intense physical punishment by beating. They would beat him a lot. And he spent the rest of his adult life

obsessed with flagellation and violence, and it became like his kink, meaning he came to associate pain with sex. Keep in mind this is 18th century France. People are wearing really big wigs, corsets, they're extremely buttoned up, everything is like very covered, you know? It was not exactly a time when BDSM was in the conversation, okay? So when he was a teenager, the Marquis was having dozens of affairs, most of them with sex workers.

And the first time he got in real trouble was when he was forced or when he forced a prostitute to use crucifixes during sex, which was considered completely blasphemous. He's like, hold this. I don't know what he wanted them to do with it. We can use our imagination or maybe he just wanted them, hold this. I don't know what he wanted them to do with it. We can use our imagination or maybe he just wanted them to hold it.

I don't, we don't really know, but you know, it was scandalous. He did get in a small amount of trouble, but the marquee, he didn't, he didn't care. He was used to getting whatever he wanted and doing whatever he pleased. And honestly, getting him in trouble kind of just, I think he liked it.

He liked it. He wanted to turn, turn things up a notch. When he was 23, he locked a woman in a house and ordered her to whip him while he masturbated into a holy chalice. Should we go to church after this? Ah! What?

Okay. The holy chalice is like essentially the communion cup where they put the blood of Jesus. Yeah, he, uh, he liked mixing religion with sex. I'm not judging. On Easter Sunday in 1768, he and dripped hot wax into her wounds. Now many said this is pretty sadistic, but I am intrigued.

It's very Ricky Martin, but kind of like not. But what? Okay. The family ended up paying this woman off to keep her from testifying and like, you know, telling everyone, but the story spread like wildfire and the damage was done. The family was totally humiliated. Once again, the marquee did not give a damn. He was too busy getting into his latest obsession. Aphrodisiacs. Naturally, the marquee was very into doing anything he could to amp up his sex drive

and his personal favorite aphrodisiac was something called Spanish Fly. Spanish Fly is the stuff that comes from a specific kind of beetle called blister beetles. Apparently when two blister beetles mate, the male gives the female this juice, literal beetle juice, to help protect her eggs. The beetle juice has a chemical in it called cantharidin and it causes really painful blisters. But somehow, at some point, someone discovered that in human men,

cantharidin causes erections. So it was believed to be a very powerful aphrodisiac. Apparently this was used all the way back in Roman times. So it was believed to be a very powerful aphrodisiac. Apparently this was used all the way back in Roman times. Julius Caesar's wife, Livia, would blackmail men by slipping this beetle juice into their food. These men would get boners and then she could easily entice them into situations and then boom baby, you've got blackmail.

You've got mail. Nice. Spanish fly can also cause a burning feeling in the urinary tract, but this is just in small doses and bigger doses Spanish fly can actually be deadly. It was allegedly even one of the ingredients in the aqua tefana poison. Aqua tefana.

I mean, all roads lead back to aqua tefana, do they not? We could use some now. But the marquis either didn't know about this or he didn't really care because he would lace candies and sweets with Spanish fly and offer them to girls he was trying to sleep with. Oh, but guess what? Products that give men erections and urinary tract burning don't necessarily turn women on when they take them.

In July of 1772, the marquee threw a little party in Marseille, France, and he decides to invite a group of his favorite sex workers over, hoping to have an olgy, you know? For the occasion, he made a special batch of chocolate that was laced with a ton of Spanish fly and we don't know if he knew how dangerous this was but either way he wasn't exactly known for playing it safe. Hey, side note, but isn't it kind of wild when you think about it how for centuries

and years and years and years and years and years. Men have been lacing our foods and drinks to have sex with us forever. Is that nuts? Wow. I mean, look at him. He's putting Spanish fly and shit, not telling anyone. Dick. When will it end?

Huh? Anyhow, so he gave these women a ton of this Spanish fly Beetle Juice chocolate and I guess things went south real quick. Instead of sparking a passionate evening of lovemaking and tongues, the women started feeling violently ill. Okay? They're like, I don't feel so hot.

Projectile vomit everywhere, stomach pain. Oh, it's coming out both ends now. Oh my God, what did you give me? Did he apologize or get help? Well, of course not. He literally, I guess he literally ran away. Once the woman started spilling the tea about what happened, this was all over the news

and the police were happy for any excuse to arrest this guy because he was just one of those creepy rich guys who thought that he was above the rules. So they got him and they charged him for poisoning and sodomy, and they sentenced him to the death penalty. Ooh.

But somehow the marquequis managed to escape. Instead of being executed, he continued to go in and out of prison and even wrote some steamy novels while he was in there. His most popular novel, Justine, has a scene where a perverted priest defiles a girl with a strategically inserted communion wafer. Use your imagination. It completely scandalized French society for centuries. How can someone think of this?

Before the Marquis, aphrodisiacs were seen as, you know, innocent, normal, kind of like mythological, they were like, lore, it was kind of cute. After the Marquis, they started being associated with risk, moral outrage, and literally criminal behavior. Around this same time, there were tons of advancements in the world of science, which great news for us, but bad news for aphrodisiacs, because science started to debunk most of them.

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plus people realizing that most aphrodisiacs didn't do anything, meant that less people were now using them. But a lot of aphrodisiacs had grown on people and had been incorporated into everyday life, like perfume. Smelling nice is part of the science of attraction after all. And two of the most powerful and expensive ingredients in the perfume trade were ambergris and deer musk. Ambergris had this extremely strong odor that basically smelled like, like poop.

Honestly, it did. On top of ambergris, people in the 18th century were very much obsessed with deer musk. Deer musk on its own has a very sharp, unpleasant smell, kind of like ammonia. But when it gets mixed in with perfume ingredients, people went crazy over it. For centuries, it was said that deer musk's

sensual, animalistic scent enhanced intimacy. So it was like the ultimate aphrodisiac. The science behind what we call pheromones hadn't come out yet but they essentially believed it acted as a pheromone and if you wore it you could maybe attract a mate or a deer. And look they weren't exactly wrong because that's exactly what deer musk did in nature but for other deers, you know? Deer musk actually comes from this innocent looking creature

called the musk deer. They really got creative with that name. Let's call it deer musk. Where do you get it? From the musk deer. All right. Okay, so this deer is like, it's cute. It's small, no antlers.

Okay. They do have creepy little things poking out like vampire teeth, but for the most part, they're cute. Little bambies, you know? Only the male deer though, make, they're the ones that make the musk, which is stored in a gland right by their wiener. It's like a private little pouch of funky cologne,

which they use to attract mates. For thousands of years, people in places like Tibet, Nepal, Siberia, and even India were hunting down these deer for their musk glands. Unfortunately, to get this musk, the deer had to die. It wasn't like you could just milk, you can't milk this little vampire deer and send him on his merry way.

They had to kill it, cut it open, get the gland, and get the fuck out of there. So once they got this sack of hormonal goo, it would be dried out and you'd be left with this dried up little pouch that looks like a furry bean bag and it would be filled with this dried up little pouch that looks like a furry bean bag and it would be filled with stinky brown powder. This would be ground up and added to perfumes,

aphrodisiac potions, even some traditional medicines. But this stuff was, again, top dollar. Deer musk was literally worth more than its weight in gold at times. And because of this, the musk deer population really took a hit. Musk hunting was wiping out the deer and they almost became extinct. And then finally in the 70s, most of the deer musk trade was banned. A lot of perfumes use

synthetic musk now, but there are still a few that use musk from the deer. Some people claim that despite the ethical issues, the gland extraction and the horrible natural smell, it is still the ultimate perfume VIP. You know, they make all these synthetic options, but like there's nothing better than the natural, unfortunately. Am I saying go buy the natural version?

No, because animals have to die for that. And if one of your fragrances has real musk in it, you're basically wearing a badge that says, I am desire. I am dear musk. I am wanted. I am the substance. Just kidding.

What's interesting is that even though most aphrodisiacs had been debunked by the 20th century, there were still new ones popping up, promising to fix people's sex lives and make them more exciting. And for every new herb and plant, there were independent, semi-sketchy studies being done to back them up. A big one was something called yohimbay, which comes from a tree in Africa. Up until Viagra came out on the market in 1998, yohimbay was believed to help with erectile dysfunction,

but people also used it for bodybuilding. And that actually becomes a common theme in modern days. A lot of supplements that were once seen as aphrodisiacs are now sold as bodybuilding supplements. Part of this is because some aphrodisiacs are believed to have an effect on your hormones and testosterone plays a big role in developing muscles. So do you take a Viagra and go work workout and then you'll get really like swole? Even after Viagra popped up in society, it seems like people still love chasing a little magic potion or pill or powder that will give

them that certain genesequoie. According to our expert, people want to think that they can stimulate desire with a pill or an herb. And I wonder if part of the attraction there is that it means we don't have to make any changes to our own behavior. It's like a shortcut. They'll come to me. I don't have to go to them. But instead of popping a pill or eating spiked chocolate mousse, maybe we should just go back to the old way of doing things like killing deer and getting their nutsack area. Thank you.

I'm just kidding. Well friends, aphrodisiacs. Do we believe it? Do we not? I don't know. But one time, many many years ago, I worked at Sephora. I worked there for like five years and I there was this one perfume specifically that swore it had aphrodisiacs in it and every day I would go in and I would just douse myself in it. And it smelled so good. I loved it and I loved the idea of like oh it's going to make people like be attracted to you. Uh no it never happened but attracted to you. Uh, no, it never happened. But maybe it's just the idea. Who cares if it's a placebo? Look, moral of the story is, do whatever you want.

If you think it's an aphrodisiac and it's working for you and you love it and you're not hurting anyone else, keep doing it. Who gives a shit? But if someone is trying to sell you something like this is an aphrodisiac and it's going to change your life and get you laid every single day. Eh, maybe save your money and just go on a walk. I don't know. Anywho, I hope you have a really great day today. I hope you have a very special Valentine's Day. If you get laid tonight and you get pregnant that means you will have a Sagittarius baby and I welcome that. So get busy. Okay? Happy Valentine's Day.

Speaking of holidays, this time of year just makes me want to rewind and go back to one of my favorite holidays, Christmas. Santa baby, a shoo bee doo bee doo ba doo boo. The original was written by one of my favorite celebrities. She was once described as the most exciting woman in the world. And despite being cancelled by the literal White House, she stayed true to herself and gave us iconic moments for over 60 years. So join us on our next episode where we will be talking about Eartha Kitt. Well friends, thank you for hanging out with me today.

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