D&D is For Nerds - Cult & Roses Chapter 3: The Chapel of Ends
Episode Date: June 13, 2026The hope, as always, is that all will be revealed at the Chapel of Ends. Unfortunately, despite Leopold’s Errant Mercenaries best efforts. It seems this House of the Dead is keeping its secrets. As ...Sticks and Tyke tussle with an amnesiac corpse, for whom even Speak with Dead is of no use, Ephraim investigates the mysteriously ash covered dead body of Penelope Solverson (he is then once again poisoned). Perhaps the answer lies instead with the living, in the salt encrusted taverns of the Fairburn City Docks.If you want to hear more of Ellie Morris and Henry Shields go check out the Hell or High Rollers Podcast!And if you're still wanting to pledge for the Jarren's Outpost Board Game you can right here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Fairburn Point is a city famous for two things, fish and coal.
It is famous for these two because that is all they export,
because people born in Fairburn Point tend to spend their entire lives here,
and people who travel to Fairbarn Point don't tend to leave.
It is also the only major city in the nation of Kandor to not be connected via the King's Road,
which is how they prefer it.
As far as they are concerned, fish and coal goes out,
And in exchange, nothing disturbs their solitude.
The corpse of Master Elias sits upright.
Both of you recognize a speak-with-dead spell.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
Were you killed by Jocelyn?
What's the last thing you remember?
Death.
What's the thing you remember before death?
I don't remember.
Weird.
Okay.
So he's had his memory wiped.
He will give this response to any question.
This is, well, he's useless, isn't he?
we can't get anything else out of him.
No.
So we've examined the body.
We think, can we tell whether he was actually strangled?
Or is that just not?
No, you can check, yeah.
You see that he was...
He's suffocated.
Yeah, he suffocated, not strangled.
You see no actual, like, nothing wrapped around his neck.
It feels very obviously like it was the same thing that afflicted Ephraim, your friend.
But, well, maybe no.
Anyway.
We're friends.
It doesn't actually look like strangling is, oh sorry, suffocation is how he died, though.
You can see there are marks on his body.
Something like many something's grabbed and then pressed in really deep into his skin.
He has bruises all over his body.
That looks to be what killed him.
Okay, okay.
This is a mysterious body, for sure.
I think we've got everything we can out of it.
Well, yeah, let's go and feed this icketer offer.
Speaking of, Ephraim, you are in the Salveson crypt.
There are many bodies interred here, but you very quickly just move along the line to the most recent one.
You smell the girl.
Yeah.
She smells the freshest.
Penelope.
All right.
I would like to investigate Penelope's corpse.
Yeah.
Why did they kill you, Penelope?
And will they kill Jocelyn?
or did you do something wrong?
What would you like to investigate about her course?
First of all, let me check if she just drowned traditional style.
You know?
Traditional drowning.
You see that certainly she wasn't strangled, but she suffocated.
There's no evidence of anything restricting her airflow.
It appears that she just stopped breathing air, which you think you know what that means.
Does she look, and I don't know at this stage of decomposition,
if I'd be able to find this out.
Does she look like she spent a lot of time underwater?
Like, perhaps I check her eyes for like burst blood vessels or her.
Her fingers would be.
Yeah, exactly.
Rinkled skin.
You see, inspecting her, you see no evidence of that she spent a lot of time underwater,
but you do find a lot of ash, not soot, but ash specifically on her body.
Okay, interesting.
Okay, so ash was also in that park town where we were.
Yes.
I could also mean like burning roses, the fire rose name.
Burning, yes.
Is there a rose garden?
Is the ash, like, where on her body is it?
Like, under fingernails, on skin, collected on a clothe?
Under her feet and like up her leg.
Like, she'd been walking through a lot of ash.
Okay.
Very weird.
And I check her eyeballs for, I've been informed by my friends that people get freaky eyeballs in this town.
Well, how do you know?
Touching up pupils.
Rob my thumb over it.
I guess.
We send the wrong guy to be on his own.
How does blind sight work?
You, well, blind sight allows you to re-roll a mist attack because you couldn't see the enemy.
That's all you have.
That's not of great use to me.
Okay, well, fair enough, I don't know.
Take an eyeball with you.
Yeah.
Pop one out to show my friends.
Honestly, yeah, I'll do that.
Yeah.
Okay.
I pop an eyeball out.
Yeah.
Put it in the top of my suit jacket or whatever.
I don't think what else you...
Face down, drowned.
Does she look like?
I guess this is a question.
How long do I know that she was missing?
Did we ask?
I don't think we express...
You probably would have asked us.
And Sir Solvison would have said that she was gone for just under a week, six days.
Okay.
I would like to...
I don't know how I tell.
I guess I like check her.
like the state of her stomach or whatever.
Like, does she look like she was eating during that time?
Does she look like she was well cared for?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She, you can see she was fed in that time.
She was fed.
Maybe I can check her teeth.
Yeah.
You know?
Sure, yeah.
She got something stuck in her teeth or whatever to be able to fill.
You find seaweed.
She was fed seaweed.
Okay.
Okay.
It's strange because she had, she'd been given the poison that made her breed.
underwater, but she was found dead, faced down in some water.
Yes.
So she would have been breathing.
Yes.
And yet she's suffocated.
But also, her legs are covered in ash.
So presumably...
She walked through some sort of...
She walked through ash or was dragged through ash after she was drowned,
because then the ash would have come off in the water.
Fair enough, actually.
You wouldn't spot or you would notice that...
I don't know the medical term for this, but it's when a body...
When someone's killed and then their body is moved.
Oh, okay, maybe it's like with a blood pool or something, yeah.
You can see that the blood pulled in a part of her body and then moved as she was moved.
We are like mercenaries and forensics.
Yeah.
So she suffocated because she was out of water.
Yes.
And then after she was dead, they dragged her into the temple.
They dragged her down to the water.
Okay.
She drowned.
But actually she suffocated.
Okay, yeah, because they're trying to cover up the fact that people can breathe underwater.
Yes.
She would, in addition to the soot, you find a lot of dirt and mud.
She got very dirty somewhere.
After she died, they made no effort to clean her body for her burial at all.
They were just like, that'll do chuck on the ground.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
Okay, very interesting.
Very interesting.
Okay, maybe we come in and feed you this stuff now.
Do a little exchange.
Okay, yeah, you give.
them the eyeball, they force fetus.
This eyeball look peculiar, don't you?
Does it?
Does the eyeball look peculiar?
No, it looks normal.
Oh, sad times.
Wait, but why do you want to thumb this back in?
We might as well, pop it back in.
Yeah, we pop back in.
Ephraim, you look thirsty, you're thirsty.
Not particularly.
No.
Well, you do look thirsty, though.
You look thirsty.
You wouldn't know you can't see.
I can feel I'm not thirsty.
I mean, my mouth is full of salt from drinking the lake.
Oh, you must be.
with this.
Well, some fresh water would be nice.
Have a little sip with this water.
And I've dosed the water.
You dose Ephraim.
Ephraim.
Does the water taste disgusting?
Yeah, a bit.
It tastes...
What is this?
It tastes like a dead thing.
It tastes like a dead thing.
This water is turned.
I mean, water can't turn, but this water is turned.
We just watch to see anything happens to him.
As soon as you drink it,
You get the feeling of being watched.
You feel like someone's watching you.
I look up, is it, is it like a kind of maze, or is it like one long tunnel?
Yeah, one long tunnel.
I look up at the entrance.
Is there anybody there?
You wouldn't be able to see them.
You could sense when a person is moving.
He can do that. Yeah, I've been blind for a long time.
His other senses have increased.
They're heightened.
That's why I'm tasting everything.
What is it after him?
What do you sense?
Somebody's watching us
I look down at the
Well, maybe I feel the corpses for open eyes
Maybe
You know what actually
As you're feeling them
Every single time you check a corpse
It feels like its eyes are open at first
And then when you double check they're closed
Strange
The corpses are watching us
Whoa
The Solis and family is watching us
Oh my gosh
Can you detect any magic or anything?
Yes
I can detect magic
I can as well
I just spell one of you
Yeah
Yeah, sorry, I forgot I was a wizard. She forgot that she was a wizard, guys.
I don't. I can. I can still. You do one.
Okay. Okay, yes, I remember it now. Yes, I'm going to cast detect magic.
Okay. You detect, you didn't cast detect magic. No, that's right. You were detecting evil when you were walking over the lake. So, casting detect magic. There's no magic in the Solverson crypt. You think whatever's making Ephraim think that the Solverson's eyes are open, that's on him. Not on the
crypt. And looking at Ephraim, you can see, so do you remember, I described the squire and the
lake as having two separate but evil magical oras? You, something about, there is a new evil
magical aura about the third one. No, no, no, I mean, it's very similar to the one that your good
friend, Tyke, was describing on the squire. Right. Okay. We've eviled him. Something's wrong. He's
Double evil.
You've wanted me?
We're just...
What's happening?
Fiked his drink with evil.
We spiked him.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Okay, don't panic.
You're with friends.
I'm not sure about that.
Do you feel any different inside?
No, I feel as though I'm being watched.
I think we need to leave the crypt.
Okay.
You can maybe, with Detect Magic.
You can see that.
He is being watched.
You are being watched.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, my God.
It feels so pointed because, you know,
It feels personal.
Yeah.
I don't...
Let's get you out of you.
Let's get out of the script.
We'll ascend the stairs to the...
Leave the crypt.
The feeling does not...
I'm letting you know, this is the rest of the game for you now.
You've got to find out what's watching you.
Oh no.
Okay.
Something's watching me.
Yeah, we've alerted some evil to your presence.
Yes.
In what way?
How?
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
Something you did down there must have triggered it.
You must have been to mess around with it.
I suppose maybe removing the eye of Penelope.
Probably that was it.
There's not much, unfortunately, with Detect Magic,
you can see that it is distant, whatever this is.
It's distant, it's not actively interfering.
It's literally just watching.
And you can also sense, through Detect Magic,
a vague power level.
And the vague power level you would describe as being quite above your pay grade.
Wow.
Okay.
Something feels, well, scared.
I think he says it seems like some sort of ancient fish god.
Yes.
Ancient fish god.
I hold up twigs.
And can I do talk with animals?
See if he has any inkling.
Not a wizard spells.
No, that's not a wizard spell, is it?
Okay, never mind.
I mean, I think wizards can learn many different spells.
Is it?
Yeah, I'm sure.
He's a magical goldfish.
Once again, because it's not a prepared spell.
You can roll and if you fail, things could go pretty badly for you.
I think I'm going to try.
I think this fish will be the key.
So you're good to talk to someone who's in the know.
Yeah.
You successfully cast speak with animals.
That was lucky.
What's your, oh, it's twigs.
Yeah, twigs.
Hello.
Hey, hey, twigs.
Hello.
Hi.
He has the intelligence for goldfish.
Oh, no.
I'm the memory.
How are you doing in there?
I think I'm doing pretty well, thanks.
Oh, he's so sweet.
Thank you.
Okay, so I just wondered if you've heard of,
And then what the hell do I say?
Like, I think I just...
Ahealier, I believe is the god of the sea.
I've heard of many kinds of fish.
Who's telling them about other guys?
I hear about them at the...
What you bought me from?
The aquarium, the other fish tell me.
Well, so we're looking for some kind of ancient evil fish god.
Does that sound familiar to you at all?
Yeah, they talk about the big fish god.
They do?
Do you have any...
What is it?
Oh, I don't know.
Oh.
Okay.
Do you...
There is one, though.
There is one.
Thank you very much, Twigs.
Oh, Twigs.
He's so great.
Are you happy?
I do all right.
Okay.
You can feed me more.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
You can meet me more.
Are you happy with the size of the bag?
You got a bigger bag?
We can do bigger bag?
Bigger bag.
Okay, well, it's good to have this conversation.
How's he doing a thumbs up, Adam?
He gets like a Pixar, like Finding Nemo style.
He gives you a big thumbs up.
Oh, nice.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, I need to go and find a bigger bag, guys.
You don't need to.
I don't think you started this to learn about the fish guard.
Oh, yes, I forgot.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
New quest.
Bigger bag, more food.
Anyone have any?
We serve the fish now.
Okay, so good news, there is a fish god.
Okay.
Bad news, that's really all he knows.
Who might know more about a fish god?
Eugene.
Eugene, it'd probably be the person to speak to all the salt and sale people as well.
Yeah, salt and sale.
But let's start with Eugene.
Yeah, so where is Eugene?
Great question.
Okay.
Perhaps we...
All that you have to go on thus far is that he, in paintings, has a...
He knows how to play the loot.
Yeah.
And his father is a fisherman.
That's really all you know.
Is there a bar by the docks?
You could start, there's many, you could start looking.
Yeah.
You can ask around the docks.
Someone must know this guy.
He's a good different chap.
Yeah, we've got his picture so we can just.
True.
You do also, yeah, do you know exactly what he looks like.
Okay.
You head down to the docks.
The stench of fish is hick in the air here.
And you go from, yeah, you just go from like tavern to tavern.
Yeah, showing off the face.
You know, while we're in one of the taverns,
I'm going to take just a little bit of icka that I have left
and just drop it into like a cask of beer.
What?
Just to spread the load.
He won't watch at everyone.
He won't look at me so much.
He's looking at everyone in the tavern.
This is the only solution I can find.
That's the worst.
You can of course do that.
Do I feel the gaze that's on me sort of lesson?
No.
No.
You just damned a bunch of other people.
I'm just going to get everyone in a tavern.
So...
I'm going to do what's called a luck check.
I rolled de percentiles.
And then you guess if I rolled really high or really low.
And if you guess correctly, you get lucky, basically.
Highs or lows?
Hyes.
All right.
Oh, Monty Hall.
So Mids is also an option.
So you can guess if I rolled near 100, near 1 or near 50.
So do you...
Sorry, what did you just say?
I said highs.
Hyes.
All right, I am going to reveal that Lowe's is the goat, is a goat.
Uh-huh.
So would you like to change?
Change to Mids or stick with highs?
I would change to Mids.
You always got to change with the body all.
All right.
So, you watch as several people drinking from the, you poisoned like a whole keg, right?
Poisoned is a hard word.
Forgive me, sorry.
Dows?
Dells?
A whole keg, right?
I tinted.
Yeah, you get tinted it.
You watch as a bunch of people take drinks from that keg,
and some people, immediately, as soon as they take a little sip,
they spit it out, and some people go so far as to ask for another glass
or another tankard saying that it's ruined.
But some people drink it as if they don't notice that it tastes like corpse.
Okay, those people are suspicious maybe.
They're all looking like they're being watched now.
They're all like, what the fuck?
Anyone who drinks like that, you notice, be it a tattoo, some insignia or their eyes.
Yes.
They all have something of a rose about them.
Okay.
The people who are happy to drink it.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
We've got to check Ephraim for roses.
It worked.
This mad scheme has told us something.
It actually did tell us something.
So there's other people out there who are following this cult.
Yes.
And they presumably just quaff this stuff.
Well, they're already being watched.
They're already being watched.
They don't even notice.
Can I go up to someone who has a rose?
tattoo or something. Sure. Excuse me. I'm doing a project for school. I... I...
How old are you? I've been imagining you as me approaching late 50s or something.
Doing a project for school. Imagine if you're in a pub and a 50-year-old woman comes up to
and like, I'm doing a school project. I actually have no idea how old she should be.
I guess maybe because you're just so covered in stuff, who can say.
Maybe you are of like eight.
I think she's eight.
Oh, it's an eight-year-old.
No, or she's, you know, a mature student.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay.
Ah, yes, I'm doing a project for school, and I'm studying horticulture,
different kinds of plants and, you know, things like that.
I noticed you have a rose tattooed on your arm.
I was wondering, what it is?
It's a rose, isn't it?
Oh.
Yes.
And why did you, why did you get it tattooed?
on you. He looks at you very suspiciously. He immediately, he can tell your, you know, he,
he knows exactly why you're asking. Can I sense this as well? Yeah. Can I buy a drink,
I say, and I'd like to sidle in in front of sticks. Yeah. And chucked down two coins on the,
on the counter. Okay, yeah, I'm sweating. And then, just taking a full gamble here.
Maybe he's going to think I'm flirting with him. That's fine, too. I grab my little stained glass
sunglasses hoping that my eyes have flower pupils and I like lower them to look at him and then I put
my glasses back up. I don't know if I do a flower pupil. Sticks your right there so you see.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. Pupils are roses. Oh. We've got an inside man now. Do you, would you
prefer if he thought you were flirting or would you prefer either or either or? Either or.
Delist choice. All right. He maybe starts flirting back. Okay. That's fine. And you, this is a little in the
Discretion goes unnoticed.
Yeah, great. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Thanks. Thanks. You really save me.
Shut up.
Okay, I'm just going to back away slowly now.
Do you keep asking about Eugene?
Yeah, oh, I see.
We're looking for one of the flock.
Yeah, I give you the picture.
I believe he's gone missing.
I've been instructed to find him and I pick up the picture of Eugene.
You saying one of the flock?
I knew that was a gamble.
Yes, everybody, you fucked it.
No.
He goes from
Suspicious
Not suspicious
Suspicious, suspicious again
Oh no
He takes one look at Eugene
And he says
Be right back
He gets up and leaves
You get the impression
That be right back
Is code for
With Friends
Let's not stick around
We should move
Right
Um
Not flock
You can just move
To another one if you want
We go to a taverns
We haven't destroyed
ruined everything there
You cleaned tavern.
Yes.
Okay.
But Ephraim, your eyes, your eyes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
What I've suspected, perhaps, they show the rose.
They do.
Are you feeling in any way kind of fishy?
No, I'm feeling very watched.
But other than that.
But not inclined to go and worship a tentacle somewhere.
Do I feel inclined to worship the sea?
No, you do not.
Okay.
No, I feel, other than being watched, I feel largely fine.
If you have a conversation.
about the feeling and any sort of like magical influences,
you get the impression that Ephraim, this rose thing
and this fish thing are very different.
Maybe even in competition, honestly.
And you think the fish got, do you think that they're unrelated?
Maybe in conflict.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Roses and fish.
It's roses versus fish.
Rose be fish.
And I got roses from drinking being unwittingly subjected.
Let's not dwell on that.
How do you get to be a fish?
I would like to remind you that this, the person that you got this black stuff from
was murdered by someone associated with a fish.
Hang on a second.
So, right.
So the black Iker that came from Elias's body is rose juice.
Yeah, yeah.
Made him a rose man.
Yeah.
And made you a rose man.
Yeah.
And he died unrelated to the black Icar, he died from other wounds.
Yes.
That didn't seem, that black Icar stuff has nothing to do with.
It didn't look like it was any way related to the bruises all over his body.
And it's definitely not related to the poison that you found.
Interesting.
Gosh.
We've got two weird teams at each other.
So, yeah, is perhaps the, but why?
is what I'm thinking now, maybe I'm saying this as we're walking through the dogs,
what I'm thinking now is that the, the, the Solvison family, perhaps they belong to the Order of the Rose.
And then their daughters are the ones being persecuted intentionally by the fish god.
Maybe I gesture to the goldfish, fish gone, yeah.
Yes, yes.
But then also the Solvison family have access in some way to the, to the relic, which is what the fish people want.
So why would people who belong to the order of the rose have access to a relic from a competing faith?
That's bizarre.
Well, maybe they want to destroy it.
That they both, both faiths want this relic.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's just a magic thing.
Maybe if you destroy the relic, then that knocks out the other.
Conflict over.
Yeah.
But then we don't get paid.
Yeah.
Oh, no, yeah.
But that's what they want to do.
We do need to get Jostled back.
Yeah.
Where is that relic?
That's in the house of Aureli.
Yeah.
That's it.
That's with the...
Temple of Ahealia.
Temple of the relic is there somewhere.
Okay.
You at one of the taverns, you find not a local, but a sailor who's just through very often.
He, when you present the painting to him, he snaps his fingers.
He's like, Eugene.
I know, Eugene.
Yes.
Yes.
Fantastic.
He, famous for being...
Well, he was famous for being a flirt bit of a heartbreaker.
Feels like every other week he'd have someone new on his arm.
Can you tell us where to find him?
Oh, I don't know where to find.
He plays in the taverns.
He's in the taverns.
Yeah, or he used to.
Past tense.
He's usually a lot of past ten.
Well, I've not seen him in a little while.
A few months ago, I want to say, fell in with that cult, what they're called?
Sail and Sea?
That's the one, Sail and Salt.
Then he started, I don't know, the songs, he used to be really good,
but then all the songs became religious nonsense.
talking about end of the world and whatnot.
The culture of the saline salt, can you tell us what you know about them?
Are they rose or fish?
I don't really know what you mean, but if you had to draw them.
If you had to sum them up as an image.
I suppose I'd say that they're fish,
but that feels like the sort of question where,
have you ever tasted blood or salt?
You know, you're like, well, I guess I tasted salt, but I don't think, anyway,
it's right.
It feels like a bad question is what I'm saying.
Wow, he really told you.
But just to narrow down.
So they're the fish people.
We don't have a name for the rose.
All three of you, spot.
As the door to the tavern opens, a bunch of guards wander in.
And all of these guards are wearing, rather than insignia of Fairburn Point, all of them are wearing that rose insignia.
I rush up.
The bartender points at you three.
They attract us down.
Let me handle this.
I have a school project.
Okay.
Well, that'll be...
I don't think I'd do that.
You know, okay.
Who are you?
What do you want for this?
I am, and he says,
he definitely doesn't have to check a list of names.
No.
I am Sergeant Polk.
And we do.
You three are under arrest.
For what?
Disturbing the peace.
I disagree.
What are we done?
Asking questions no one wants answers to.
It doesn't matter.
You're under arrest.
You're coming with me.
How many of the mother?
There's four currently.
But you hear a wagon outside.
You imagine there's more.
Okay.
Do we run?
I think we run.
We don't want to get arrested.
The back door of the tavern?
Yeah.
There is a back door out to the, what do you call them?
The outhouses.
So he says that, and then the three of you, Scopper?
Yeah.
In a cast hold person on the lead guard.
Oh, yeah, that's good.
To try and create a blockage.
He fails his saving throw.
You, yeah, you throw up, you call upon Uncle Bert.
Call upon Uncle Bert.
You hear distantly, I got it.
And a ghostly visage of Uncle Bird springs forth behind Sergeant Polk,
wraps in like a bear hug, wraps his arms behind him.
Sgton Polk gives a cry of surprise.
and then the three of you, I won't even make you roll.
The guards are so stunned by what just happened, you get away easily.
Yes.
I'm talking about, amazing.
You run out of the back of the tavern and leg it up an alleyway somewhere.
Yeah.
Cool.
Okay.
Well, no closer to getting Eugene.
The guards are after us.
So it sounds like Eugene's missing as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I suppose the Temple of Ahealio is the next port of call.
Back to the temple of Eelia.
Try and find the, whatever, the relicost.
relic is? Speak to them there. Maybe the Temple of Aheelia, given that both the people from the
rose and the people from the fish, they want the same relic, maybe it's neutral ground or something
like that? Maybe.
The valley is a sea god. Yes. Not necessarily a fish god.
No, which is, that's a good point.
Not necessarily a fish god.
Fish exist in lakes as well.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Right, back to the temple.
The Temple of Ahealia,
Sir Salverson would have told you where to find it.
It's located next to the Harbour Master's house, out by the docks.
The Harbour Master's house is quite busy.
Any ship that comes or goes needs to register themselves at the Harbour Master.
So it's a very busy section.
And to the Temple of Ahealia,
worshipers of Ahealia will, before they head out for a journey at sea,
they'll offer like a prayer for Aheelia.
So both buildings next to each other are very busy.
entering into the temple of Ehelia
you see people, those people who are offering their prayers
and then they get, by an acolyte,
they get like dunked into some sea water
just as like a blessing, a baptism almost.
As soon as you enter,
a temple priest steps forward
and they're a taboxi,
they give you a warm welcome,
they shake all three of your hands
and introduce themselves,
I am poor upon seas,
and who are you three?
I'm effort
Do they seem suspicious of me?
I know I am now marked by the rose.
Do they
You
Trying to figure out of its neutral ground.
All three of you clock as
Paws upon C's
looks directly into your
Rose eyes
And you see like a
Oh cool
Not like a one of me
Like a oh that's kind of cool
Like genuine just curiosity
We are
Plimpeton
Rodney and Smythe.
We are a band of
Hang on, give me ten minutes
to process that.
Plimple.
Plimpeton, Rodney and Smyth.
Are we a lawyers?
Yes.
Travling band of lawyers.
What was the middle one?
Plimpeton.
Rodney, thank you.
And Smyve.
And Smyth.
A smithe.
Limpotin, Rodney and Smyth.
Attorneys at law.
Pleasure to meet you
As I said, I am pause upon
Pose upon C's
I can
If you have any questions, if you wish for a baptism
I can help you
We are here to have Plymerton baptized
Yes
Okay
I step forward
I guess I'm blimpeton
You are for a journey are you
Yes
Well may I ask
You do not need to answer
It is not part of the ceremony
but what is the purpose of your journey?
To learn about dolphins.
That's lovely.
Yes.
Yes.
Have you ever offered the prayer to Ehealia before?
No.
No?
It's very simple.
All you need to do is you and you don't need to say it out loud, only so Ehealia may hear you.
You say in your head or out loud, you say where you are going, what you are planning on doing,
and you just offer thanks to Aheelia for allowing safe journey.
Okay.
Now?
If you wish, if you want, you may, you know, think a little, take in the atmosphere.
Okay.
Pause says, gesturing around the temple.
Yes.
Okay.
We're going in and just, you know, just check out the vibe.
Yes, perhaps we'll do that.
I will show it off to you.
Oh, okay.
Show us the vibe.
Yeah.
Okay.
Come, come.
And I think we'll end it there.
Thank you so much for.
joining us. If people want to hear more of you, where can they find you individually,
but also as a group? Where can they find you? So my name is Ellie Morris. You can find me on
Instagram. Our show is called Hell or High Rollers. It is a podcast set in D&D Hell, where four villains
try and escape from D&D Hell. And I'm Henry Shields. You can find me on Instagram and other things.
Also, we're part of a company called Mischief Theatre, operating out of the UK and we do lots of
theatre things. Amazing. And comedy. Yeah. Cool. Thank you so much.
