D&D is For Nerds - Return to Grace #3 You Got the Cat

Episode Date: October 26, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Once upon a time there was a peaceful village at the bottom of a beautiful hill. But these things cannot last as an evil army led by a villainous man came and took what wasn't his. But these things too cannot last as one day a brave girl wearing glass slippers snuck into the villainous man's castle and took back what wasn't his. For her bravery the village made her their leader and for her grace they gave her a name Tybalt comes back with the orb that you recognize what it is Adam you know it as the eye of hate Really nasty stuff right can send curses to grace enemy really hateful hateful stuff and said if you look into it you can actually see what your greatest foe is doing. We should go check out more of those artifacts. Oh yeah, we should definitely check out more of those artifacts. Especially if they're as fun as this.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Alright, you head back out of the breakfast nook into the atrium, back into that grand hall. From there, there's access to one of the spires, which goes all the way to the top and the armory is up there. You head up the spire and you reach, oh there's two, sorry, the two front spires by the front entrance. Both of them are armories, but one is an armory, Tiffany, you would know, one is an armory that you were allowed in and had just regular weapons. And the other was an armory that Sir Grace kept relics and powerful magical artifacts in. Guess where we're going? The good armory. I lead you straightics and powerful magical artifacts in. Guess where we're going? The good armory. I lead you straight in.
Starting point is 00:01:28 I am too quick. The second the door opens, Tiffany, and you step through, you are ten. There are many artifacts all around on pedestals, in display cases, some just lying on the floor, half discarded almost, like your father didn't care. But one artifact, one item here is placed with some reverence. Would you like to describe it? Sure, a very long, very simple looking spear, but I believe it has carved possibly in another language into it,
Starting point is 00:02:00 a word which when translated means cinder. But I would imagine it homes with some kind of magical energy, as items of its ilk tend to do. Tiffany, this artifact, it's your father's ancestral weapon. It has attracted you since you could understand objects. You're standing, looking at it, it hums with that energy just above the mantle, did you say? Yeah. It feels like it's calling you. Take a little step toward it.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Tiffany! I storm into the armory. He's right behind you. You're not allowed in here. I'm sorry. I just wanted to look. I just wanted to look. I just wanted to look.
Starting point is 00:02:35 I put my arms under my armpits and hold them really tight. I'd like to grab the spear and like holding it squat down at you. This is Cinder. This is the ancestral weapon of House Grace. Only the heir to House Grace can wield this. If anyone else wields it, and I'd like to do that, swing it close to you but not touching you. If anyone else wields it, somebody not of Grace blood, it will burn them. I put it back on the mantle. That's why you need to stay away. None of this is safe. Did you unlock the door? I'd like to go look at the door.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Is there a key in there Tiffany. How did you get inside took a key? I'd like to take the key out Harry F is in trouble for this Like to scoot you out of the armory and slam the door lock it You're in the armory. You're an adult again. It's the present day. Where'd you go? I'm here.
Starting point is 00:03:29 You good? Yeah, is Cinder here? Cinder is on the mantle as it always has been. Still humming? Still humming. Once again, it feels like it's calling you. Except, a little bit older now, it feels different. You, as a child, there's an inherent magic to the world, and there's an inherent lack of experience, obviously,
Starting point is 00:03:46 that comes with being a child. And so something humming with magic, that could be anything. It could be in your imagination. As an adult, you realize there is an actual magic calling to you. Do I recognize these artifacts, and do I recognize that spear? There are more artifacts. I don't think you could roll high enough to know every item in here. No, no, but do I know the spear?
Starting point is 00:04:07 That looks like it's important. I'm so close to the spear. Yeah, the spear you know. I've read, I've read the books. Do you want a list of other relics that you can identify? Adam, I would love a list of other relics that I can identify. Just give me a moment to write down that I have the eye of hate still. Is Teabolt with us?
Starting point is 00:04:23 No. Teabolt, no, he didn't go. You dismissed him? That's funny. Get another good boy card. And you get a good boy card for being excited about the magic items. Yes, they're my favourite thing. The red mantle. There is, it's a cloak, called the red mantle. It is said that when one wears the red mantle, they may use their own blood to fuel magical energies. There is Torkoal's Bane, a dagger which will pierce the hide
Starting point is 00:04:55 of any dragon. Torkoal. You know what's crazy about Torkoal? That's the name of a Pokemon. That is crazy. That's what I was thinking. It's a big turtle that's got a volcano in it. It's awesome. I like Torkoal. Just before I say the next one, I a big turtle that's got a volcano in it. I like Torquil. Just before I say the next one, I'm letting you know now, a lot of these relics were taken from felled enemies. So Dwarf Render, which is a maul which hates dwarves.
Starting point is 00:05:17 What? A maul? A maul is like a big hammer. I imagine Torquil's bane, the dagger, is just embedded in a desk. You know what, yeah, absolutely. Please describe to me how each of these... The cloak would be on like a stand. That one is on a stand, but probably over time it's getting like mildewy around the bottom. Torkoalsbane is stabbed into a desk. The dwarf render? That would be just leaning up against the wall.
Starting point is 00:05:43 The lack of care in here is is upsetting pop So much there is a set of light armor called penny is light Which when wielded just casts light in a small radius the light is not very strong Well, it doesn't go very far, but it has all the power of daylight to it. Yeah, that would probably just be in an armor stand Yeah, there is two sets of, boots of jumping and boots of landing. They do what you would imagine they do. What I love is that you gotta jump, change boots. You absolutely need to be wearing both boots to gain the effect and the boots do what you
Starting point is 00:06:19 think they do. That's so good. I think you would find these boots not in pairs, kind of just thrown together. Yeah, I find like one of each and I'm now trying to find the pair. Yeah There's a shield which was awarded to Sir Grace It is said that the shield will deflect any ranged attack Although this claim is you would know from stories. It's dubious as to whether or how true it is Yeah called grace guard that would just be leaning up against the wall too that might have tipped over honestly there is the steel of candor that sounds cool as
Starting point is 00:06:52 fuck that would be a very regal arm the kind of armor that comes with a cape yeah the cape maybe would be blue like the same color as the sort of the the flag that house grace uses with big pauldrons, a big, one of those chest pieces that has like the decal on it. Like a sigil. Yeah, the sigil, which would be the slip of the gauss slipper on the front. Maybe it would be slightly golden as well, this armor. A sheen to it as well.
Starting point is 00:07:20 A sheen, a golden sheen to it. Very elaborate. What'd it do? Or do I just know how beautiful it is? What'd it do? It's powerful, enchanted armor that... It doesn't make you invulnerable, but it does protect from many types of damage. I'm assuming this is the armor. This would be so gracious. Yeah, I've read about this armor.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Yeah, absolutely. Is that in a nice... No, it's equally discarded as everything else. Fucking hell, you're a pig. There is the keys to Kandor, which will unlock any door within the nation of Kandor. It was awarded to Ser Grace the first time he defeated the Necro Wizard Norton. These would just be on the desk next to the knife, I think. There's some items at the end that I know are going to be in a pile.
Starting point is 00:08:04 There's Deathbringer, a statue. The statue is not technically an artifact. The statue was once a powerful general of an undead army who, Sir Grace Froze, made him, turned him into a statue in the same way that Medusa got turned into a statue. Incredible. That would be in like a, what do you call like where you put a bunch of umbrellas and canes? He's got other things hanging off him.
Starting point is 00:08:30 That's good. There's Soldier's Woe, a halberd, which it's just a very powerful enchanted weapon. There's no special ability about it. You'd have to be leaning up against a wall. There are, then there is. This is the pile. This is the pile. This is the pile. Yeah, this is the pile. This is the pile. A ring of necro wizardry Oh, which if you are the necro wizard Norton enhances your necrotic spells
Starting point is 00:08:53 But if you were anyone else nothing does nothing there are four Necro staffs from each time Sir Grace killed the necro wizard Norton. How many times have you I would know I've read the books killed the necro wizard Norton. How many times have you- I would know, I've read the books. Four times. There are four of them. There are these- well, they could either be in the pile or with the other boots. There are boots of necro wizardry.
Starting point is 00:09:14 They would probably be with the other boots. Which do basically the same thing the ring does. Man, you have so much stuff belonging to this one guy. And somehow you see these artifacts would have been thrown and discarded with more hate than anything else. Yeah, like fury. If while you were putting those things away, you looked into the eye...
Starting point is 00:09:32 Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. Absolutely. There is the hand of the Necro Wizard, which is one of his iterations he cut off his hand to make it serve him as an undead servant. That's funny, Az. There is the eye of the Necro Wizard, which one of his iterations, he popped out his eye and gave it to a loyal follower. There is the lips of the Necro Wizard. Oh, I'm just bracketing this as Necro Wizard paraphernalia.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Yeah. Which is a whole page of artifacts. Whoa. Honestly, a lot of the Necro Wizard ones would probably be in a chest with NecroWizard. Or another. A chest or like, do we have cardboard? Yeah, a box.
Starting point is 00:10:11 When placed onto a surface, the lips will speak endless incantations of raising, of animating dead, sorry. That's so funny. Just, they're like, they're almost on a surface. Yeah, they're like lip side down. And there is the stomach and small intestines Just just they're like they're almost on a surface. Yeah, they're like lip side down And there is the stomach and small intestines
Starting point is 00:10:33 Which are in a little cage and every now and then It tries to like a snake whip out at you. Tiffany was so brave to go here as a child There's animated guts in here. The stomach and small intestine maybe weren't there. Yeah, that's fair. They would have been in a box anyway. Yeah, exactly. Donk, donk. There are many other items, but you can't identify them all. And then of course the spear, which I recognise as Cinder. Would I know the lore behind the spear too, that if you're not of housegross you can't wield it without it burning you?
Starting point is 00:10:58 That probably would be, yeah, I would almost guarantee one of the stories has like an enemy picking up the weapon and be be like now I've got you Twice that I have cut off my hand and put your hand on my hand. I will use my lips to make it, ah! All right, you've bested me. Try to dry my shoes. Ah! I know last time I tried using your hands and my lips
Starting point is 00:11:37 and it didn't work, but perhaps this company, ah! I'm crashed around the necro, like, the necro zone, if you will the Necro like honestly walking into this room Are you are you still lost in your nostalgia or you clock and pop? I'm clock If you are not clocking pipe or clocking pop, you would see that pop. I am so excited and I am just like the NecroWizard stuff. Like yes there's a lot of cool artifacts here and I will look at them and I will appraise them and want to take them back to the museum.
Starting point is 00:12:15 However, I'm a big fan as well. And this is the NecroWizard stuff. Like there are five books about the NecroWizard. Oh man, your old man must have told you so much about this stuff. It's just fantastic. I read a lot about it in books. Yeah. Man.
Starting point is 00:12:31 This is all the NecroWizard stuff. And is that Torquos Bane? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't even care if she's lying. I'm not. I'm staring at humming spear. Can I take the dagger out of the desk?
Starting point is 00:12:44 Absolutely. Yeah. Anything? It's just, doesn't it's just fine. The second you touch it, you know a little bit about the weave of magic. It's an arcane magical item. So it's not familiar. The magic isn't familiar to you, but you register as magic all the same.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Oh yeah. This kills dragons. I just like, look and just put it in my belt. I am not looking. Tiffany, yeah, you're looking at cinder. What do you do? It's calling me, right? It feels like it.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Yeah. I reach out really, really slowly and do the, you know how, like, if you don't want to get electrocuted by an electric fence, so I'm doing like back of the hand, like back of my scale thing. Cause like reaching out, trying to feel if it's gonna get like warmer. What happens when she touches Cinder? Nothing.
Starting point is 00:13:29 It feels so comfortable in your hand or like your- Back of my finger. Back of your, maybe you feel it's like your aura, so to speak, is connecting to it. Like your, your blood, I suppose, your heart pumps with the same sort of rhythm that Cinder hums with. I put my hand back. I'm not allowed to do that. No way. I knew those stories were bullshit.
Starting point is 00:13:54 What? Well, you're adopted, right? Yeah. Yeah. The spear of Cinder burns anyone who's not a grace. I grab the spear with my whole hand. You take twenty points of fire, fire damage! Jesus fucking hell! Don't matter Ed, you lose 20 points You lose 20 hit points to fire damage You immediately drop it
Starting point is 00:14:14 It's too hot to touch My god, jeez You're tougher than you look, horns Far out I have reason that I am a tiefling, you know How long you reckon you can hold for? You took 20 points. How long?
Starting point is 00:14:31 I mean, I probably shouldn't, right? I start looking around for necromancer bits to pick it up with. You got a couple of necro wizard hands. No, no, no. Come on. I reckon I went what? Did I go like two seconds, Adam? Yeah, thereabouts. I got two seconds. You gotta go free. I've got, no, come on. I reckon I went what? Did I go like two seconds, Adam? Yeah, thereabouts. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:45 I got two seconds. You gotta go free. I've got, I could cure wounds. I'll heal you. Three seconds. Let's go. I'm really not meant to. I'm really not meant to. I really, I shouldn't, I shouldn't, I shouldn't have even, it's not- Horses. He's not here. He isn't here. You can do whatever you want in this room. Okay, one more finger just to the back of it.
Starting point is 00:15:05 So nothing happens. Nothing happens. It sort of... Does it make a weird noise? Back and forth with my hand. I'd say maybe like you feel it in the back of your teeth, you know, that kind of vibration. Did you taste that? No, I just burned the fuck out of my hand.
Starting point is 00:15:19 I push the back of my hand on it and leave it there for like, well, I guess I assume I have to pull it off after a second. Four, five... You feel that sensation as before, but nothing... Six, seven, eight, nine... I put my hand off and look at it. Is it burnt? Not at all, no. Is it? That's so...
Starting point is 00:15:38 Okay, I flip my hand over, open palm, like very horse rules. I push it on, but I'm trying to flare my fingers back so I don't get the- Nothing happens. Other than the previous stated effect. And it feels good. I also touch it with one finger. You take 20 points of fire damage. Fucking hell.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Maybe some metaphorical. Like blood isn't blood. Yeah. Well, I've been a Grace for so long. Yeah. Maybe the magic caught up. Yeah. When I was younger, I I've been a Grace for so long. Maybe the magic caught up. When I was younger I hadn't been a Grace for very long. 20 points of damage in your finger. It's like a big, big splot.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Adam, I'm in so much pain but the mystery is too juicy. I really wasn't allowed to touch this. I really don't feel good about this. I really wasn't allowed to touch it. I really, I really don't feel good about this. I really wasn't allowed to touch this. I, with the point of like, I don't know, some fucking shit item that one of the Necrostars, I flick the spear up at Tiffany so that the only action you can take is either be hit with the spear or catch it. Dexterity saving throw.
Starting point is 00:16:44 You passed the dexterity saving throw, Tiffany. You have pretty good reflexes. So you can pick to not... What would you like to do? The staff is flung at grabbing height to you. You can... It'll either bounce off you, you can grab it, you can do something else with it if you wanted.
Starting point is 00:17:02 I'm not meant to touch it, I just freeze up. You just freeze up? Yep. Well, it bounces off you then. I'm not meant to touch it, I just freeze up. You just freeze up? Yep. Well, it bounces off you then. I mean, he's not here. I don't know whether the magic works, how it works, whether it's like the idea of a grace bloodline and because you're adopted into it, but I know a lot of orphans. How familiar am I with like genealogy magic Well, there is some leeway
Starting point is 00:17:26 Sometimes with these types of magic where it can be like oh the not necessarily a blood relative But the chosen inheritor there is some leeway But the stories of cinder are pretty clear and the Necro Wizard Norton has tried so many Yes, he did a thing where he like married a cousin. Yeah. I'm technically a great! I have changed my name to Sir Grace! I feel blood doping with Grace blood!
Starting point is 00:17:59 Among the Necro wizards there's one Sir Grace wizard. Oh sorry, among the Necro staff there's one Sir Grace wizard? Oh sorry, among the Necro staffs there's one Sir Grace staff? Oh fuck dude. Alright, in that case I pick this with one hand, ready to drop it. I pick it off the ground a little bit. Alright, it thrums with energy, like it's pleased to be picked up. How's that feel? Burning?
Starting point is 00:18:21 Hot? And he won't fall. I would say as well the writing on it, which is in some other language, probably would coalesce into just Cinder. Oh! Can you read that? Did that change? No. Didn't change for me, just did this. My hand is bucked. The pattern is burned into you. I just have the symbol. And even, I cast Cure Wounds on the hand, Adam.
Starting point is 00:18:43 Sure. The damage, I assume, goes away a bit. I will have that mark forever That's kind of fucked up in a lot of ways. That's awesome. I bet like half our hands have it. So many people have that. I swap it from one hand to the other. Good the whole time? Yeah, it's fine. Can you see it says Cinder? No, it looks like- Tiffany, the second you say the word out loud- It ignites, but obviously doesn't hurt you.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Oh my god. Do I know enough about how the spear works? You know that, yeah, saying Cinder, if you are a true heir of House Grace and you say the name, the spear is activated. Do you know that? No. I drop it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Pick it back up. Do you trust me? No, no. The question is, do I trust you more than I fear my dad? Every moment of Tiffany's life flashes before her eyes. I bend down to pick it up because dad isn't here but you are. That's a consequence. Say it again.
Starting point is 00:19:49 Zinda? Don't let go. Horns. This is going to sound insane, but are you sure you're adopted? Yeah, he must have changed his mind about me. That's not how that works. That spear has two things about it.
Starting point is 00:20:07 One, it does this to anyone who is not Grace. And I don't think metaphorically, like that idiot, I point to all the NecroWizard stuff, tried so many things. There are so many books. He legally was Sir Grace's son for a brief period. There were so many, so many loopholes. Like, So the four books about the Necro Wizard, fantastic. The appendix though that Grace wrote after, very dry, a lot of content, arguably my favourite Sir Grace publication, because it's all fact.
Starting point is 00:20:38 I read then those were the books I got given to read every single week. The idea that's the only way you learn things about your dad is so funny. He was like read my book. And I'd be like okay that's my... When's your birthday dad? Read that one about the tree party. That's how I found out about that lady he liked. The way Cinder works is only bloodline right again.
Starting point is 00:21:04 No one tried that necro he was he was like your brother Legally for a bit maybe like he married into the family four times He thought that if you married in an older married in an old enough times it had eventually worked He stole blood from an old grace who lives out somewhere else stole blood from an old Grace who lives out somewhere else put the all of the blood in his body but to all of his Norton blood out pour it somewhere else and put only Grace blood back in and he still couldn't pick up that fucking spear and the other part and this is this is the part of Cinder right so drop it again I drop it it. It goes out? Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:45 Pick it back up. Pick it back up. All right. Can you see, don't say the word. Can you see the writing on the making a word, the name of the spear? Yes. All right. I'm going to say the name.
Starting point is 00:21:54 Cinder. What happens Adam? Nothing. Probably because you're not holding it right. Say it. Cinder. The only way that appears if you were the true heir to the grace throne. The only way that happens if you were the true heir to the grace throne Like the only way that happens is if you know, oh my god
Starting point is 00:22:10 He finally loves me. This is what I meant to do right? I meant to come save him like the air My air can't continue lady you hear from he hasn't gone He hasn't come up but tibalt is down the bottom of the stairs calling up to you my lady Oh, yes Terribly sorry to bother but um, Thudu is now aware that you're here and she's She's getting quite Ornery that you're not she wishes to speak to you. Oh, sorry Going taste beer. Will it fit? In what? I hide it. It's as tall as you. Take it, it's yours.
Starting point is 00:22:46 It's either yours because he bequeathed it to you, or it's yours because it's literally fucking... are you... Do you reckon he died? Oh, I didn't think of that. No. Okay, I keep the spear. I think you'd know if he was dead, right? I thought he'd be here.
Starting point is 00:23:01 To be honest, I'm not good with that stuff. My parents, I don't know, but I assume if my dad died. I'd probably feel it in the world. Well, I didn't feel it when my parents died. You hear a crashing sound downstairs. My lady! Coming! Coming! They're gonna be mad! But otherwise, Pop will be mad and I have to live with him longer. I also take... I also take... Yes, what do you take? I take the... I've got two of Colesbane. Sure. I've still got the Eye of Hate. I didn't put that back.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Sure. I also take the keys to Candle. Yeah, that might come in handy. Yeah. Do you head downstairs? Yep. With Cinder and Toe? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:23:42 The front smoking room, you know, is pretty much adjacent to where you come out to, so you can almost immediately go in and see Thudu. You do so? Just checking. Hi Thudu! You see, the front smoking room, it's a, you have many, many memories of seeing your father, probably drunk, here in an afternoon, sitting by the fire, just kind of staring into it. In a not dissimilar way, you see Thudu is here.
Starting point is 00:24:09 As you, wow, no, this would actually be a new development for you. She's in a wheelchair, you see she's got a blanket over her legs. She seems a lot frailer. Even more frail than Harry F. Age has not been, the intermeaning time has not been kind to her Harry F There ya she says she turns around she turns herself around in the wheelchair you could see she has you may name the house cat pinches
Starting point is 00:24:39 You can see pinches. He's very old lost a lot of hair and he's curled up in her lap pinches You can see Pinch's, he's very old, lost a lot of hair and he's curled up in her lap. Pinch's, with a beady eye slowly opens and looks at you. He doesn't get up or do anything. He's just kind of looking at you. That's like, that's cat recognition. I go and like kneel down next to the lady and the puss. I put a hand on Thudu on her leg to be like, hello. And then also like, smell me pinches.
Starting point is 00:25:07 GUS And pinches, while you're having this conversation, pinches gives you a little sniff. It is good to see you again, lass. It's been too long. NICCO It has, are you okay? GUS Ah, age comes for us all, as it must, inevitably. NICCO I've got to look over at Pop like, can you do something about it? Who are you then?
Starting point is 00:25:28 I take my hat off, because it would be rude. And I hold, ma'am, I am Pop Mandarin, friend of Horns. You might know Thudu. Thudu was part of the original, like the original Races companions. If I'm fanboying over necro shit and spears and nerd stuff, I know Thudu. Adam, that's why I took off my hat. Thudu was old when she met Sir Grace. She must be older than 500 years. She is old as hell.
Starting point is 00:25:58 A pleasure to meet you, boy. Please, she gestures. There's some leather bound armchairs. Take a seat, I wish to speak with you. Sit down. You're here for your- Pinches doesn't want to come with? That's fine, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Pinches doesn't move much nowadays. Oh, bye bye. If you're leaving it up to Pinches, he's just gonna stay where he is. Yep, that's fair enough. That's fair enough. No, I can't. Yep, that's, yeah. I will, though, I will roll very quickly animal handling for you to have given pinchers your scent
Starting point is 00:26:30 Pinchers You'd see pinchers gave you a good sniff. He seems to remember you your father's in his study. You want a cat? Dad, hmm So I was thinking about how I know how when you go on your big adventures and then all the, all the maids have to work still. And, um, I, I don't go out into the town and that's, um, sometimes when I'm reading for the best, or when I'm reading the books, um, some of the kids in the books have like
Starting point is 00:26:59 a cat and I can, I have a cat please, because it's sometimes it's too dark to read. And, um, I'm not allowed to have the candles on very late at night and it can be a bit scary. And I think maybe if I had a cat, it'd be really nice. You'd look after it? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, of course, of course, of course, I- You'd keep it out from underfoot?
Starting point is 00:27:20 Yeah, yeah, I'd carry it everywhere. Okay, speak to Tybalt. Thanks, dad. I go in for a hug? I brush you away. Thank you, sorry. You got the cat, Tiffany. Thank you, sorry. We're positive there's nothing evil in him now.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Close the door on your way out. Thank you. Oh, it would have been a kid and I would have gotten in trouble. No, so here's the thing. My brain has just created a tragic moment that is missing. So when you got sent to university, you didn't know you were leaving forever. You would have been like, goodbye Pinch's, I'll see you later today. And then you didn't see Pinch's for 16 years. Pinchas is old as fuck. Okay, so.
Starting point is 00:28:06 The cats can get up to 20. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. So that's really good. So I left forever and now the cat's here and the cat's still alive. And I just feel horrible that I abandoned it. Yeah. Does the cat look mad at me? Not at all. Has Pinchas been good?
Starting point is 00:28:18 I, I lass, Pinchas has been fine. You haven't been putting her on the ground, have you? No, I know. She hates that. Don't you worry. has been fine. You haven't been putting her on the ground, have you? No, I know, she hates that. Don't you worry, Kalina took good care of her and then passed to me after Kalina, well. Tudu closes her eyes, makes a pained expression, your father never told you. Oh no! What?
Starting point is 00:28:42 The grace is an asshole! What happened? Kalina, there was an accident. She was cleaning in the non-magical armory. On her way down, some soapsuds had spilled. And the poor lass, she took a tumble. It was quick.
Starting point is 00:29:04 When was this? Doodoo looks into the fire. Oh no. She's holding back a lot of words she wants to say in this moment. Would have been going on a decade now. And she didn't have a funeral? She had family in town. It was a quiet service, but nice. So you saw her. You, Tiffany. Oh, you bad man. Tiffany, you remember that about six years into your education, Kalina just stopped riding. You ride horns. Yeah. Who's Kalina? Can I help the cat? Thudu wheels herself over to you and when Pinchas gets picked up, he gives like a little
Starting point is 00:29:50 meow of protest, but he doesn't resist or anything. And then he's gently placed into your lap. He settles there as well as he had in Thudu's. He clearly just didn't. She was just like... We're up as one. Yeah, pretty much. Who's this Kalina woman?
Starting point is 00:30:06 You're Grace's wife? She used to work here. Oh, you were close? Tiffany, my child. I was thinking we were close and then she stopped writing. Because she died. Maybe there was like one letter from your father
Starting point is 00:30:24 that's like Kalina will no longer be writing to you Kalina has left the service of house grace Oh, that's it. Would you have actually? Kalina has left the service of house grace And if you can test that and you were like you didn't tell me so grace to be like, yes I wrote you a letter. Oh, what are you talking about? I would have been happy to give up the amulet thing. Keep the pictures, but you know, the other thing's not so important. I can wrap that up in something. Turn sad memory into a happy one.
Starting point is 00:30:53 I approve. She says, gesturing to Cinder, it is only right that you take it. I just, I mean, it must mean something good, right? If it's working for me that... I... it was a condition of coming back here that I was to hold my tongue. But I fear something terrible has befallen your father and I fear my oath is no longer binding. Yes, I think it is a sign that ye are the heir to house Grace, your father's daughter in everything. I'm sorry. Hey there, fellow adventurer. If you're picking up what we're putting down and want more D&D content, we have just what you need to scratch that itch. D&D is for nerds plus, the symbol not the word, where you can listen to select campaigns
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