D&D is For Nerds - Welcome to Ogg Nott II #21 The Missing Foggyfeather

Episode Date: July 16, 2016

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes go shopping for the wedding. We ask all the same questions again, meet Greyson’s family and find out that Adam can’t roleplay weddings. Cassius tries to convince a ten year old girl that a Halfling is her son, Princess Ansley looks like she ate a lemon and Leo tries to whisper into the ear of someone much taller than he is. So join us as we purchase some nice clothes for formal events. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Foggyfeather. Next to me is Jackson Bailey playing the role of Cassius Christie. Yeah. And over there is Leo Shadow playing the role of Joel Samet. What? Sorry, I was on my phone. He never pays attention. And in the other corner is the top of the class high school ducks and probably the prom queen, Adam Child Pageant.

It negates everything when you get the name wrong. No, stop. Oh my god, we're just trying to be nice to you. Previously on D&D is Vines. But if we get on top of the rock, then I can produce flame and ignite some swamp gas and blow it up. You kill it.

Yay! It looks like a war camp, like the orcish war camp you came across. Wow. I'm going to guess this is... Catherine. Do we want to go check the fourth one out just to be certain, or are we going to put all eggs in this one basket?

On the third day, you guys row out to about where Bad Bronze left you. Earlier, I didn't tell you guys, but I actually sent a letter off to my folks, and they're going to meet us in North Hallow. Mama and Papa Grayson. My remaining family. When are we going to Bull Ridge? Yeah.

We go to Bull Ridge, and we'll take a cart or horses or dog sled. Yeah, and then we'll go to North Hallow. So where we last left you on the road to North Hallow. Are you guys getting married pretty much straight away? Yeah, my family would probably already be there. Fair enough, fair enough. I want to take Cassius on the side. Wait, are we getting them anything?

Well, I had an idea. Yeah? Do you remember what kind of dog Grayson had as a child? I... Adam? Mutts. It's all mutts. We've been over this.

There's no pure brain. But did he describe the mutts? 90% of this game is me explaining things I've already explained. The other 10% are explaining it the first time. So if we get him like a mutt, just like a puppy, we're like, look, yeah. I take Leo's side. I'm like, look, Leo,

this is probably going to be hard for you to hear. Sit down. Okay. I think that the plan is for Grayson and Cassius. I'm Cassius. For me and Ainsley. I'm going to cut that lunch. For Freudian, Sliver and Cassius as well.

For Grayson and Ainsley, after the wedding, maybe settle down. Yeah. Stop adventuring. Yeah. Without you. That's fine. Oh, I thought, because they were a bit secretive, I thought maybe they were worried how you'd react.

No, I didn't care. Good on them. All right, sweet. So we'll get them a dog when they settle down. How nice for them. A little puppy, a little, oh, we can say it's from the both of us. That's fine. I thought it would be from the both of us.

That was my idea. Well, Leo, with what money? She's got all my money. I gave you 20 gold, didn't I? How much? Not that much. I had a sneaky look before. I haven't kept it secret, guys.

We have 1,941 gold, two silver pieces. So 20 gold from that is fine, you think? Hold on. Let's just calm your fucking farmer down, right? Get your pigs in a corral. They can still free range. Aw, cute. Get your pigs in a corral.

Calm your fucking farm. Pigs are cute. We made a decision that I would be, I don't know why you still have money of your own, actually. Because I didn't start it with you. Oh, she started with it. I started with it. It's not like you're like, hey guess we don't trust you. Oh, she started with it. I started with it. It was like my own-

It's not like you're like, hey, we're a party now. And we're paying you as protection. Give us your gold. That's how it works. Yes. Yeah. So like, hey, I got party. I got money.

It was just that I don't have it on me. Yeah, you got a little bit. But I mean like- Look, I got you. I'm good for it. I'm good for a million. When we arrive in North Hollow, we'll see if there's like a puppy farm We'll procure a puppy

Puppy farms are awful We'll see if we can procure a puppy Can you pass me at least one of the maps back? I can have all the maps back I think Grayson would really appreciate it I think he would Should we get Ainsley? Or is that just a joint thing for them for a puppy

something new oh something old no I don't know if that's how human religion works I do is that how something old

something new no that's not a custom I barely do I know what I'll sorry the wedding they're planning

on having is predominantly I don't know like sunflowers are actually often given as a gift because they're meant to symbol rebirth. You can give them just like general stuff, like maybe even just gold as well. We're getting him a puppy, Adam.

We're getting him a puppy. It's actually sometimes because gold is the color of the sun, the parents will give a single gold piece as well. Oh, that's kind of nice. Quick question. To be able to cast spells, do I need a spell book? Yes. Are you going to give them Chris' spell book? I'll do it anyway.

You're just sick of the shit spells. You'll lose all of your spells. You won't be able to get them back. What are you doing? You'll actually have a useless level. Oh, man. You won't be able to get them back. What are you doing? You won't be able to get them back. You'll actually have a useless level. Oh, man. Can I buy a new spell book?

Just photocopy it. It's so expensive. It's like $100, $100 gold for a spell. For a maybe spell. For a level one spell. Damn, I thought it would have been really sweet. Never mind. It would be super sweet if you gave it to them

because it's a lot of money they'd just be like do we sell this? we sell this was there nothing a crip they can you know took the spell book the rest of it's stuffed into a barrel and floating somewhere in the ocean waiting for

some fucking people on a boat to pull it up and be like, what's in this bag? Oh, I think we found some treasure. Boom. Oh, God. Who does this? I've got an idea.

The idea of like, you know, they haul it up, they're like, let's open it up. And then it's just like a wide shot of the ship in the distance. And like a boom! Oh my god! It's a body part. What is in my ears? Who did this?

Oh, this is not okay! Okay, yes. That corpse treated with such disrespect. My favourite part was that you were going to tip it out. You're about to break a hole in it. And Grayson was hugging Ainsley, and he's like, oh, no. Oh, my God.

They know nothing about us. No, no, no, no. That was my favorite part. Oh, that could have gone so wrong. It would have been like, oh, fuck you. Oh, how fucking great. Okay, so yeah. All right.

So we'll get a part B. I've got some other idea. Cool you. How fucking great. Okay, so yeah. All right. So we'll get a pop here. Got some other idea. Cool, cool. All right. Yeah. So on the, yeah, we'll jump forward a lot because not a lot happens. The King's Road is very well maintained.

Even in Goldcrest, which it goes through, it's like very, it's just like an old holdover because it's so important for this trade to get from one end of the continent to one of the other. So along the road, you have no troubles. Maybe you hitch up with a caravan who are just like, yeah, we have the free space. So once you don't need any of our food, just sit on our caravan. And eventually you get to North Hallow. North Hallow also has a very distinct

Asian stint to it. This one's a lot heavier though. It's very, like a lot of what do you call it, like the paper paper lanterns no paper like the walls oh just just paper walls just paper houses just as far as the eye can see origami houses yeah i know what you mean i know what you mean those those like sliding yeah yeah and style it's very very stylized Japanese type. Old medieval feudal. Like all of the... Is Grayson Asian?

Knights that hail from here armor themselves as samurai would. Quick question. Is Grayson Asian? No, he's not from here, but this is a nice meeting point for him and his family. All right.

Because I didn't imagine him as Asian. His family have been renting out this in this shitty little tavern because his family has like been renting out this in this shitty little tavern because his family are like from another podunk town somewhere in canada his family of farmers his brother is there and like uh he's the first person you meet when you get into the tavern he's like sitting at the bar drinking they they nod at each other and then he sits next to him does he look just like grayson uh Like a younger version of Grayson. Grayson's maybe, I think he'd be,

he's like maybe pushing 30 now. And his brother's probably like 21-ish, around that age. Cassius, no. Fuck your nose. Come on, Cassius.

Cassius, oh, not Cassius, sorry. Ainsley was giving me this look like I'm jumping shit Nah nah Treat him for a younger faster model Nah I like the salt and pepper look The younger one has his younger brother though has

like a bit of a paunch bit Cassius this is your He's lived a good farmer's life. I might try and get him in the sack after the wedding. After I've had a couple. I don't want to marry him. You mean his younger sister?

His younger sister is 10. He has never met his sister. He's like, oh, okay, this is her. Oh, wow. All right. Is she taller than me? She's about the same height as you you're about the same size

that's super funny you guys can play limbo together she's 10 yeah lived in a human village she's like is this your son who says to Ainsley I'm like yeah it is

that's our little boy no I'm 20 you're not great I want to try and convince this 10 year old girl that Leo is my son. Your son? Yes. She looks at you and she goes a bit red in the face.

Are you a dwarf? Yes, I am. Are you a little human girl? Yes. Adam is a creepy little girl. Yeah, I am That's why I got thrown out of the school I produce a crocodile tooth

and go there you go love as a little gift Okay I just look at you like Jesus Leo What are you doing? I've done nothing else man Grayson's like extended family and you get to meet Grayson's extended family are here. Literally all I have.

And you get to meet Grayson's mum. His dad has passed away. I would like to hope that along the way we stopped and got changed. Like we're not in full coat armour and scraggly. At least someone's brushed. Is the wedding today? No. Can we have...

But prom's tomorrow can we on the on the merchant caravan or whatever just like maybe have purchased some nice clothes

just some clothes yeah just like some nice wedding clothes just some clothes because like I think my noble clothes if I wasn't wearing them I've been ruined

in my background yeah so our noble clothes have just tattered fuck did you even

wash them after you were trudging around in the swamp from memory kerf-pum-pum-kerf's noble clothes cause Cassie's

never had any were torn to shreds by jiggle up by jiggle up yeah that's right and then De Silva gives you like fantastically coloured shit

did you bury me in fantastically redid of course we did how much money are you willing to spend on this? Well, Ainsley should spend a lot for a wedding dress.

Yeah. Just nice clothes for everyone. So when we arrive, Grace is wearing nice clothes. Oh, you don't need to buy a wedding dress, Grayson says. Sorry? You don't need to buy a wedding dress. Excuse me, what? You're using my mom's.

What? Oh, that's lovely. Me and Jack are like, oh, yeah. Oh, that's lovely. And then Ains, oh, yeah. Oh, that's lovely. And then Ellie's like, no, I want to burn this. Is there like a ceremonial dwarf? That's going to be hard for me to find. A ceremonial dwarf, like a token black guy or something?

No, I meant like. Is that the D&D equivalent? I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are dwarves. I meant like... Is there like a ceremonial dwarf? Is there something that I would think appropriate to wear to a wedding?

Oh, to wear to a wedding. Yeah, like full plate armor. Just what I've got on, basically? Yeah. Your armor's really nice. I will polish it up. Yeah, you'll have to clean it. I'll give it like a proper cleaning.

I presume I'm allowed to tailor this dress. Because I will fit it up. You'll have to clean it. I'll give it a proper cleaning. I presume I'm allowed to tailor this dress. Because I will fit in. A child's noble clothes. Perfect. You can probably spend like 30 gold on a super nice outfit if you want. I'll pay. It's alright. In the potty farm.

Actually, can you buy small little toys or something? Small little toys. Did Grayson say anything about his kid? No, I don't think he knew he had a sister. He didn't know he had a little sister. Fair enough. You buy a nice

30 gold for a nice suit for me? Yeah, I've already written it down. You've got a nice suit. Courtier's outfit. That's nice. I would like a nice dress. Just a clean one, to be honest. Not too fancy. Just a clean summer dress.

I thought you were going to be wearing mine. No, no, no. When I arrive. Oh, that's right. This is on the way. You could just get common clothes. It doesn't look nice, but they're way. You could just get, like, common clothes. It doesn't look nice, but they're clean.

Well, you want to give a good impression. You want to give a good impression, Ainsley. Yeah, silver, I'll say. Adam, I'd like to do Ainsley's hair. Fuck. Braided. Have you ever braided hair before? I've braided my beard.

My beard's braided. Oh, okay. That's fine, then. I'll braid your hair just, like like super lovely on the road over. I'll make you look gorgeous. I'm so happy. I'll wash your face in a cold stream. Oh, thanks.

All of the determinants. Actually, rather than give a small child a crocodile tooth, I'm just going to do some fancy dancing lines. It's like a nice outfit. For Grayson. Oh, for you. For both of us? Grayson gets his own. He doesn't care. He's got his own. Oh, he's got family. He doesn't need to impress outfit. For Grayson. Oh, for you. For both of us? Grayson gets his own.

He doesn't care. He's got his own. Oh, he's got family. He doesn't need to impress him. He's family. He's not trying to impress him. All right, for a gold. We are, though.

Adam, I'd like to, on the road between raiding. You know what I completely forgot? It's actually good that we're doing a little bit of a rewind anyway. You know what I completely forgot? Grayson's horrifically scarred and his family doesn't know about it. Oh, yeah, that was the other thing. I wanted to know if when we stopped by towns, if we could see clerics and see if we could get, like, I don't know about it. Oh yeah, that was the other thing. I wanted to know when we stopped by towns if we could see clerics and see if we could get

some ointment. No one would have been able to help on the road. You pass maybe a couple large towns and a bunch of small towns, no one is able to help him. You'll have to introduce it to the family. It's fine, he'll be able

to explain it. I want to polish up my armor so I can see my face in it. That's what I want. Is my armor dragon hide? Yeah, you can't see your face in it ever. Can I polish it at least? You can polish it. Can you though?

That's good enough. You try to give it a spit shine, but you make it dusty. Is it like I turn dust into mud with my spit? That's good enough. You try to give it a spit shine, but you make it dusty. You make it wash. Is it like I turn dust into mud with my spit? Grayson's going to give you a hand. I'll help. Yeah, we'll all help you. We all just see you struggling. Grayson gets it clean.

Yeah, we'll help you. He cleans it. You guys are on the road. He cleans it. He's on the back of a wagon or something. And as he hands it back to you, he says, don't get into a fight between now and when we get there stop getting blood on your shit Cassius

look I appreciate it so I won't I will refrain good and then they buy you the outfit are you just getting like a little yeah just something clean Grayson like says you don't need to impress them yeah but you know I'd want to

it's fine it It looks beautiful. At some point as well, Grayson would have asked, do you have your papers, like your heritage papers? You don't. No, I don't. I don't. That's the answer to that question. I looked at Adam and I was like, I could say yes,

and I could just write it down in my character sheet. And he went, oh, wait, hold on a second. No, he knows the sheets. I would 100% know. That was like quite a could say yes, and I could just write it down in my character sheet. And he went, oh, wait, hold on a second. No, he knows the sheet. I would 100% know. That was like quite a large part of your character. Yeah, no, I'm sorry. I don't, like, I go, these guys stole me. Hey, hey, hey, hey, this guy.

Yeah, actually, you're right. I've never been told this part of a story. Yeah, look. Oh, look, me and Griff, we were trying to get some money. She said she was a princess. I am. And we were like, hey, what about ransom? And she's like, okay.

And so we tried, but then the king was like, lol, nah. That's awful. Yeah, well, you know. It was quite sad. I was having trouble with my family, and so it was kind of, yeah. And we became friends. We bonded in a cave. We felt pity.

I just look at Grace and it's like, so you don't hear Ainsley. Like, we took some pity on her. Dude, that's my husband. He's not going to like that. I know, I'm saying. He punched Cassius last time. I know. I can't remember if I've punched Leo before.

I feel like I have recently. Whoa, whoa. Oh, this is not a punch, really. I'm saying we took pity because it was a sad thing because the family are cunts. That's nice. We were being nice. Yeah. Being nice. That's what you call what you did.

Kidnapping it clearly was. I wouldn't say it was kidnapping. It was more of a... It was more of a suggested kidnapping. It came after I joined the group. Exactly, Grayson. It was more of a suggested kidnapping. Well, yeah, you came after I joined the group. Exactly, Grayson. It was more of a suggested... You know what?

It only costs suspicion, if you should say it. Ainsley, did we outright kidnap you, or was it like a ransomy, rousey thing where you were in on it from the start? We never really established this. Nah, well, I was kind of... We've established so few things. No, I mean, I always sort of envisioned that I was walking around

and you were kind of like, hey, you want to come over here? And I was like, okay. And then you were like, ah, we captured you. And I was like, oh, darn. She was super sweet about the whole thing. I can handle myself in a fight, but drat. He was super sweet about the whole thing. Yeah, they taught me some moves probably because once we realised

that my dad was a piece of shit. She's like, have you got the ransom back? No, yeah, yeah, we're still working on it. What are we doing? And then they taught me some tricks and stuff. It was great. Anyway. I imagine that's Grayson just being like, anyway.

Grayson's like, oh, this is just one of Ainsley's antics. She's crazy. Is she a princess? We don't know. That's what's important. That's's antics. She's crazy. Is she a princess? We don't know. That's what's important. That's where it counts. Yes. Okay.

You meet up with his parents and then, like I said, you met his brother, his sister, his mother. Adam, I don't want to give away one of my precious crocodile teeth. Instead, I want to use prestidigitation. Prestidigitation? Prestidigitation. To soil her clothes? No, and be like, I'm going to create a little, because I can create crude objects, yeah?

I can create small objects, but they look crude and artificial. Make like a little paper swan or something and just like flutter around. Okay. Oh, she's pretty impressed with that. That'd be kind of cool. A 10-year-old who's never seen magic before exactly

sick what's Grayson's parent Grayson's brother gives you a bit of a dark look and so does Grayson's mom are they not good with magic they're regular humans then let's not bring out

Entangle anytime soon I look at them and they'll be like you were going to like partying on the dance floor Entangle no that's stupid I look at them and they'll be like, you were going to? Like partying on the dance floor. Entangle! No, that's stupid.

You'll just put pocket money. Put the magic away. My magical hands. Push your weapons. She's pretty amazed. No, that's good. She thinks you're a fairy or something. Oh, great. Your fairy son. He's my little elf son

Grayson and his brother exchange like significant looks okay so then Grayson and his brother go off and they're obviously they're making their preparations for the wedding and then Grayson's mum Monica offers to take you out and show you... Oh, well, first I'll take you upstairs

to show you the dress. What's the brother's name? His brother? Blackson. His brother's name is... Ross? No! His brother's name is just Rusty. They've only called him Rusty so far. Alright. Rusty. Rusty, Monica, and the little one? What's the little girl's name? Her name is just Rusty. They've only called him Rusty so far. Alright. Rusty. Rusty, Monica, and the little one?

What's the little girl's name? Her name is Plax. I think, did I not mention her name? No. Shillabel. Sheila. No! Rusty, Sheila. No. Oh, he's writing

it down. Damn. Don't write Sheila. I don't know how to write Sheila. Call. Oh, he's writing it down. Damn. Don't write Sheila. I don't know how to write Sheila. Call her Summer. It's Sheila Bell. S-H-I-L-O-B-E-L. Oh, that's ridiculous. Sheila.

It's Sheila. I like Summer, but it's fine. Don't waste the good names on the ones that have already been born. That's true, yeah. Grayson. No. Weird traditions in. Grayson says no. Weird traditions in the Grayson family.

Don't waste good names. Monica would also bring up the fact that you have a surname. Is Grayson going to be taking your surname? Your title? Does he want it? No, Monica is asking this. You haven't discussed this. You haven't discussed this.

Oh, no, you haven't discussed this with Grayson. Grayson is like, yeah, I guess I have to. If he wants. I mean, we can. We're not really fast. I'm not really. That's kind of how royalty works, right? You need to roll.

You. Oh, hang on. I'm super worried now. I'm super worried that he's like, oh, I married him royalty, and now I'm going gonna be set up for life like I was hoping for like little seaside cottage

you know you have no idea how surnames are spelled I'm just not fast do you want like do do I actually

have to take your name is that how it's done like do you want you don't oh sorry did you want connections to your old family

or did you want to just fade into the ether of the Foggy Feather legacy? The missing Foggy Feather. But then I could come back one day, so that would be good. Maybe I'll keep it. No, that wasn't what I...

Oh, sorry. No, no, no. It's fine. You do you. I'll do me. Okay? Love your work. So Monica shows you the...

Who's coming up with Monica? I will. You will? Grayson probably asks you Jesus Christ You Leo to go with Painful Is it that painful though? Not in the slightest

I think we learnt in the zone of truth It isn't that painful Everyone's trooping About growth I learnt something about myself Yeah Leo you're going with Grayson and his brother Alrighty Cassius Everyone's trooping about Grace. I love something about myself. Yeah, Leo, you're going with Grayson and his brother. Alrighty.

Cassius, Monica and Ainsley are going upstairs. Monica gives you like a weird look and Ainsley, you probably have to explain that Cassius is a girl. Just subtle. I'd be like, you can't really tell because she doesn't put flowers in her beard. But when she does, she scrubs out real nice. She's a lovely lass. Her beard. It's a little disconcerting, but we move on.

It's fine. People have not seen a not human ever. She saved my life a few times, Liz. And Grayson. So it's a... Do you want me to describe the dress? Yes. Good.

Yes, we do. Yes, please. It's mostly muted.. Ali doesn't answer. You answer. The dress is mostly made of muted greens and some browns. They're woven in together. While you're describing that, I want to describe Ali's face. Ali looks like she's just ate a lemon.

Someone's punching her in the face. While also punching her in the stomach. It's woven through greens and browns and then in the, like, it's being, like, hung, basically, in the wardrobe. And sitting around it is a bright, vibrant yellow necklace, not made out of gold,

but some yellow material. We're definitely doing the summer feel, aren't we, guys? Possibly painted wood. It's lovely. For farming folk, this is a pretty nice dress. It's not, you know, a stunner that you would take to like a royal engagement. Coming from

actual royalty, this is possibly like a dress you would wear to bed or like when no one's going to see you. It's a tracky dress. For farming folk, this is a seriously nice dress. It's probably like a dress that's been passed down from mother to daughter or daughter-in-law.

I'm going to be really grateful and just be like, Monica is beautiful. Thank you so much. Roll the bluff check. No, no, I mean it. I mean it. Do you mean it? Yeah, I do.

I do. She had a light. Look on your face. Did not mean it. Well, you said it was green. Greens and browns. It's gorgeous. Summer. Yeah, your face. Did not mean it. Well, you said it was green. Greens and browns. It's gorgeous. Summer.

It's fine. Yeah, no, it's fine, really. I'm going to roll. Oh, for goodness sake. The bridesmaid never the bride. You're not impressed. Monica says nothing. Oh, I don't know.

I don't. No, seriously, it's nice. I'm getting in trouble already. No, Monica would never say anything. She's quiet folk. All of the family are quiet folk. It's going to be a weird way. I'm going to be like, try it on.

Try it on. Yeah, yeah. No, I will. I will. I asked her. I was like, can I try it on? Yeah, sure. Cool.

See if it fits. Yep. We can, sure. Cool. See if it fits. Yep. We can tailor it. Yeah. We can tailor it if necessary. It's fine. Well, obviously, it might need some. Hizalos Leo.

Lows. This is where, by the way, we find out Adam can't role play weddings very well. Good. It's a little ill-fitting. Like, it's meant for someone who hasn't been living on the road for a long time. You're living on basic amenities and constantly on the moon. Yeah, you've got a really lean body.

Ooh, hello. Go me. Well, anyone who had to fight a crocodile too long ago would probably lose some weight. That's true. Yeah, all right. We'll take it in. It'll be fine. Yeah, Monica offers to do that for you right now.

Thank you. That would be wonderful, Monica. She does an all right job. Oh, good. That's good. It's like, you know, she's probably sewn quite a few dresses in her time or something.

Yeah. But you would. You'd make all your own clothes. You would. As a... She's had to repair a lot of clothes. She knows what she's doing. Now we'll jump to Leo, Rusty, and Grayson.

Alright. Leo, like, reaching everyone's hip in their little... I know, how cute. First off, you go to a tailor Grayson and Rusty are having a little conversation About how much money can be spent Rusty is at first so adventuring

Lucrative business I was going to give them money before they left Grayson stole one No, but can I? I would have. Grayson's been paying his own way for the most part. Oh, good. I'll give Leo some more money.

Just so he doesn't feel embarrassed. Yeah, yeah. I don't want you to feel inadequate. All right. I'll give you 100 gold. All right. Okay, you add that into your... Into the kit.

Into the kit. Go buy something pretty. And probably some ale. Go nuts. Rusty looks at you, Leo yourself something pretty. And, like, probably some ale. Go nuts. Rusty looks at you, Leo, and he says, do you need an outfit? Do I? I don't know. Are you going to use a Cordia's outfit?

I'm wearing that, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, you would be wearing it. Because we're meeting the family. We want to make a good impression. Rusty's like, are you going to be wearing that? Yeah.

It's not like a, oh, are you going to be wearing that? Yeah. It's not like a oh, are you going to be wearing that? It's more of a like, honestly, do you need another outfit? Will this suffice? Well, yeah, it's a nice outfit. Like I said, is adventuring a lucrative business?

It can be, I lie. Well, it is. Didn't you guys just make a thousand gold? That's more money than Rusty will ever see. Yeah, but you've got to split that four ways. It's more money than Rusty, his son, and his grandson will see in their lifetime. Oh, God. Yes.

Yes, it is. I perform dancing lights. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Prestigiation and be like dollar signs everywhere. I think you mean gold coin signs everywhere. Nah, dollar. And you're like, what's this? GP.

GP. I don't know letters. I am illiterate. Aw, Rusty. Alright, gold coins magically everywhere. Okay, um, good for you. I wink at him. Not a dense activation.

So, you with this guy, you spending a lot of money? I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I for you. I wink at him. I don't dance back to Grayson. So with this guy, you're spending a lot of money. Grayson's like, yeah, I'm spending enough.

He clearly thinks this guy's like fucking richy rich. This small little piece of shit. Like, I've got money everywhere. I know, he's like, yeah, I guess I'm simple farm folk. You're like, oh! I'm so rich! Gold top hat, fucking cane. You arrived in fancier clothes than his.

I probably, like, how much did they cost? What, 30 gold? 30 gold, yeah. Which is more money than Rusty or his son will see in their entire lifetime. Oh my goodness. Good. We've done so well, guys. money, then Rusty or his son will see in their entire lifetime. We've done so well, guys. I'm proud of us. Grayson drops about 30 gold on a similar

nice outfit. Rusty's like, Jesus, fuck. Why do we give up adventuring? It's so good. Does Rusty need a suit? Look at Rusty. Do you need a suit, Rusty? No, it's okay.

We've already got mine. Rusty also, like, he seems impressed at first, but then, like, when Grayson starts, like, having his measurements done and you can see his bare flesh, Rusty's like, oh, I guess there are downsides. Oh, yeah, of course. I forgot the scarring. I like his whisper.

He's like, cursed armor. It wasn't good. You can't. Rusty's a lot taller than you are. You whispered into his thigh. I just, like, pick me up like a baby. So I'm like,

at least face, I'll get him to come down for a sec. There's the idea of him picking you up like a baby on the waist and you're like, cursed armor. He's like, oh.

And then the rest of the day is like um tiny sucks i know it's a little after grayson's been like fitted you guys like all go out rusty lights up a pipe and

you spend the rest of the day going from place to place like organizing things like food and like a venue um you you would actually go see the actual like place that

grayson wants to have it in the middle of this in the middle of this town is this massive park called the Scenic Way. And the Scenic Way is like, you know, like cherry blossoms. Like I said, Japanese influenced. So there's cherry blossoms and there's a lot of like ornate looking. In the dead center of this park so the center

center there's like a mural made out of flowers like different colors flowers and it's the seal of the city North Hollow. Oh sorry not North Hollow.

That's where we were meeting him. Yeah North Hollow. Yeah it is too North Hollow. So now that the DM has realized exactly how tired he is I

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